【 HYTALE 】we’re rich! — Transcript

Mommy ho. Why do I talk with the music stopping? Yo, yo, hi, yo. Hello.

Hi. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yo, how are you? I'm fine, thank you. How are you? Hello, everybody.

Hi, guys. Today we're playing more H High Tail because I can't seem to get enough of this game.

How am I? I'm good, thank you. Is that where that's from? That is where that's from. Can you hear me over the High Tail?

It is addicting. [music] Especially because Saba Baba me. I figured out how to blade dash and then I think, well no, I think I figured it out after they patched it.

So either they patched out the stamina usage by the time I figured it out or I haven't figured it out. I don't know. But with the dual blades, you can go really fast.

Is non biori. Oh, wait. The way the body that's with, um, isn't within, is with, uh, okay, okay, okay.

What the hell is a saba? Saba is Japanese for mackerel. It's a type of mackerel.

It's a fish. It is a fish. Speaking of Saba is you. Saba Baba is you.

Speaking of though, it's a little drafty in here, huh? Sure is. Sure is drafty in here, huh?

Hi. Hey. Hi. Um, today I'm playing hide. Who is this? What are you talking about?

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm feeling rather, I'm feeling rather laded today.

[laughter] Okay. Let me fix. I also feel a bit bizarre because I am wearing a long sleeve fuzzy like pajama thing and I stuffed [music] a bunch of shirts in my sleeves to act as wrist protection 'cause I've been having wrist pain, which is actually why I was going to stream yesterday but I hurt, so I decided not to.

Um, what else? I want, I played a little bit. I did play a little bit off stream. I apologize. Please forgive me. I beg of you.

But, um, it should be fine. It should be fine. I can show you around. I can show you around. I can show you what's, uh, what's new.

I, I'll show you. It's nothing that much. It's nothing extreme. Okay. So, here's my garden.

Here's my garden. Here, I'm trying to get eternal cauliflower and turnips because the eternal stuff, this is eternal. When it has green dots around it, that means it's eternal, which means that it replenishes.

So, it goes away and you have to replant it. But you have to have a certain number. I think I have to upgrade my, I'll show you. I have to upgrade my farm table. My farm thing. My farming, farming, my farming bench in order to, I'll show you like this greater essence of life oak ash or fur in order to unlock even more eternal seeds. Eternal meaning forever workbench tier three. Oh, we got arberine and a pumperine,

eternal corn, eternal wheat, eternal lettuce, eternal salad. Um, okay. So, we put this here. Wait, what do I need?

I'll put the other stuff in the food pantry. Oh, by the way, welcome home.

Welcome home. How have you been? They have an auto sort button, which I just figured out.

This here, sort by item type, is super helpful. It's kind of like the, it's auto sort.

Here's the house. Here's the house. I haven't really done anything. I made a bed and then I put this blood leaf down. Kind of looks like a bird, doesn't it? Uhhuh.

Okay, I updated my, I have a tier 2 furnace. I have a tier 2 workbench and a tier 2 blacksmith anvil.

And I think that's it. Oh no, I made the alchemy table. So, we can do this now. I haven't tested any of these. We have potion of dog morphing, potion of frog morphing, potion of pigeon morphing, and mouse. I

don't know how to do it. I don't know if it like turns you. It must turn you into a pigeon or a mouse.

They could, they could try it. Potion of dog morph mouse. Cheese. I might as well make cheese. I don't know if I can. Oh, I can. Okay. Milk bucket. I have a bucket.

I just don't know if I want to run around and find a cow. I'll keep it on me.

I also think I found a place for the lighthouse. So, we could show you the lighthouse.

I'll do that real quick. I'll show you the lighthouse. Here's where I want to put the lighthouse.

One of you, I think one of you said, "Oh, you should put it on like a rocky cliff." So, I found a rocky cliff and I thought it was perfect.

Perfect. Check it out. Right. Right. I thought, wait, this is kind of, this is kind of perfect here because I went and I found an oasis in zone 2. Or is that zone 3? I found an oasis and they didn't have any seagull

noises. So, I think this is the only place that has the seagull ambiance. Yeah, it's peak. I know, right? I actually think it's pretty good. It's pretty peak. It's, I was going to test out 'cause there's only

two options for red stone currently. Red bricks. We have clay and then you have the red with the wood around it, which I don't know what that's going to look like.

Also, this is really useful. Salvager's workbench, so good. All right. Okay. So, red sandstone.

Wait, what? Red sandstone? I thought because I looked online and it says that you have to smelt.

Wait, do you, wait? It doesn't smelt at all. It doesn't smelt. Whoever smelt it.

Cue the fart joke. Where? Where? What? I'm feeling lightheaded today. Huh? Notice anything different?

And then we can red. Wait. Red clay, smooth stone. Maybe I don't even have the right material.

Clay. Wait, I think I don't even have the right material. I lost these. [snorts] Nope. Okay.

She can't hear us. [laughter] Wait, I should have done that. I should have pretended I couldn't hear you guys.

That would have been funny. Why didn't I think of that? Okay, you guys are the streamer now. You're much, you're much wittier than I am. You're, okay, you stream now.

I don't know. I can't hear you. So, how in the world am I supposed to have red? Where do I get red?

Red clay. I thought you could take red sandstone cobble and smelt it down. Am I missing something? Is it not red sandstone cobble? Is it red? Maybe it's red clay stone.

Did you get a haircut? I did. I told him to, I told him to take it right off the top.

You can hear the chat always. I can always hear what you guys are saying.

What do I look like? The wiki. Uh, yeah. [laughter] Actually, yeah. Crafted. Can somebody look it up? Can somebody open up another tab and look it up? Red sandstone only made clay. Red sandstone.

Sandstone. Red sandstone clay, your Bluetooth device has been disconnected. What's on the program today?

Hello, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen. Gentlemen, dwarfs. Today we're going to be upgrading to Thorium. Thorium, you say?

Thorium. Yes. The little green ingot that could, this one. Thorium. I need to upgrade my pickaxe and I need to upgrade my gauntlet for Carl.

Yeah. And I want to figure this out 'cause I have no idea. Why is this one different?

I don't know. I'll figure it out. Okay, we need goodbye thorium. I look like the Hulk now. And we need, um, oh man.

All right. Well, we need to go to the desert anyway because did you know that the lizards in the desert in zone two, did you know that the zone 2 lizards drop the medium leather? And I find those are way easier to come across than

wolves. Way easier. I'm the She-Hulk. That's right. That's me. Lady Green. I did get the backpack.

And did you know that the backpack is here? I didn't know that. This is the backpack. This tells you how many memories you have collected on your last outing.

And this is your, like, pocket crafting tab. I didn't even realize that these were individual tabs. This is your backpack.

Backpack. Backpack. Oh, backpack. Yeah. How convenient. Let's try. I kind of want to be a pigeon instead of a mouse. I'm going to be a pigeon. We're going to make iron daggers.

Why can't I make these? I don't even have light leather. What gives? Uhhuh. All right, we need leather. Light leather is given by regular critters, right?

This isn't Saba. This is Sabrina. Sabrina. It's a bang bang. Two clay and one petal.

Oh. Ah, wait. That makes sense 'cause I only have one clay. Okay, I'll put it in my inventory.

Uh, and then we can go from there. Light leather. Heavy leather. She can't hear us, guys. She literally, she literally can't hear us.

What is that? It's free cobalt. Let's.

Uh, and then we can go from there. Light leather. Heavy leather. She can't hear us, guys. She literally She literally can't hear us.

What is that? It's free cobalt. Let's try ner what I've spoken to a couple other people that are playing this game right now and all I say is did you get the gun And also, do you have the dual blades yet?

Whoops. Whoops. Whoops. Whoops. What did I win through him? That's cheating. Give me my whatever you have.

All right. Well, that didn't go nearly as smoothly as I was hoping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Guys, I have a collab with somebody new coming up and I'm nervous. Ah. It's good though. It keeps you feeling alive. What is that? It's It's not great. It's what? That's what it is.

I know. Exciting. Forging new forging new relationships. So good. I give us a hint. I can't. I I shouldn't I don't know. I feel uncomfortable. I shouldn't have said anything, but I went ahead and I said something cuz I'm

excited. Sorry. I don't know what day. I don't know what that's all. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm excited though. I'm excited. Dare me to fight the mobs with my bare hands.

I don't know about that. These guys have light leather, right? The bunny rabbits. Meet your demise.

Meet your doom. Time to end. Yeah, you won't. You're right. I won't. I don't want to. I don't want to lose my stuff.

I'd really like to not lose all of my stuff I worked so hard to get.

You give me anything? No. All right, that's fine. reminds you of the gear from Attack on Titan, you know, now that you said that I I could totally see it. I don't know what it's called. I think you mentioned

what it was called, but I don't know what I don't know what it's called. But yeah, you're right.

You're right. Yeah, it does. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it does. I was talking to Limes about the spiders and I I asked her I said you you didn't see the cave spiders, correct?

Regardless, turn you should turn the spiders off so you never have to see the cave spiders.

And she somehow did not manage to see any of the cave spiders. And I'm not really sure how she managed that, but Limes is terrified of spiders.

Yeah, if you guys don't like spiders, if you're scared of spiders at all, I would recommend turning on the arachnophobia mode because the spiders in this game are no joke. The the surface spider is like cute.

Surface spider is actually cute. What's up? What are you talking about? They're not cute at all. Trust me, they're cute. Especially compared to the cave spider. They're ter cave spiders are terrible. They're like the naked moat of the spider, but like worse

somehow. You give me anything. Thank you. I require your leather. Also, I learned you can build a box. You can build a box and maybe you can put small creatures in the box. So, we're going to try and trap a crab and put it

in my house. A crab trap. I want more of these. I love the little sand geckos.

All right, we've got some medium leather. And then I'm also going to look for while we're here, I want to take a quick look for more.

I don't know what that is. Okay. Wait, was that a cow? What are you doing so close behind me?

How? You can take him. It's fine. I'm going to milk this cow. Is this a boy cow or a girl cow? It's a girl cow.

M delicious. Fresh from the source. Get milked. Wait. Where'd it go? [groaning] Why does it splash like that? Okay.

Anyway, now we can be a mouse. Cheese for mouse. Check. Poop. Check. Medium high for my thorium pickaxe. Check. Now we just need I want to find I want to find the clay while avoiding everything that could kill me.

Take the cow poop. Um it's actually a cow patty. It's called a cow patty. Did you guys used to make cow patties?

You make cow patties by making mud and then you go to the side of the road and you slap it down on the side of the road. Did you guys do that growing up?

Which one of these? So this doesn't make this is not clay. Real cow patties is poop. But you can make fake cow patties with mud.

You are a farm kid, so you are not interested in poop. You had to be a little interested. Just a little bit.

A little. A little. A little a little tiny bit. I'm looking for clay cuz I want to make red clay.

Actually oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Hey clay. Ask and you shall receive.

Dig under the gumbo tree. Is that what it's called? The Dumbo tree. Oh, it's like gravel, but it doesn't suffocate you. It just turns into pieces. Ah, turns into little cereal pieces.

Yummy. shovel. Oh. Ah. A new cereal tier list has entered. A new hand touches the spoon. A new cereal touches the beacon.

A new hand touches. A new hand touches the beacon. What is she talking about? I don't know.

I just I saw I saw one I heard that once and it's been stuck in my head just living in my head for way too long and now unfortunately I'm going to spit it back up at you guys. I have good news. Good news is is

there should be a fun little something planned for you at the end of this month if you can hang in a little longer.

Not my free light source. This should be something fun for you coming at the end of the month. And wait, something else maybe sooner, but I don't know. I don't know about uh another one. But some uh fun stuff shall

be coming. I'm excited. Also, did you know that there's a sentient cactus? Ow. One of these cactuses is not what it seems.

No no no no. Where's the tower we were going to take, by the way? I think it's more this way.

Should we go take it right now? Cuz we're here. Maybe it's more. Wait, where is where where was it?

Also, everything respawns anyway. So, is it a cactar? Yeah, it's kind of like the thing from Is it from Final Fantasy? The the moving cactuses and and then they put it in you.

I told you. See, I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. Caught in literal 4K. You get back here.

Ew. It looks like a Funko Pop. You little Oh, that was close. What was I saying? Pacar. They put it in Monster Hunter as like a like a catchable thing, a rare spawn. You can catch him and put him in your room.

Yeah. Yeah, we got a runner. Cactus bottom. Shut up. Shut it. Stinky. I just got to get out of here before these mosquitoes come after me cuz they're they're kind of nasty.

Oh, I got to adjust my wrist. The damn skers. Exactly. Corto corto mundas. Corto mundas.

H. Yeah, though. Otherwise, what have I been up to the past few days? Um, I I don't touch stuff. I can't talk about unfortunately. Fortunately.

Unfortunately. Hello. Hello. Doing nothing. Okay. That's not what I said. I said I can't talk about it. It's top secret. I'm NDA.

You could say you're under NDA, but you can't say what the NDA is about.

Quite literally. Have I been in here? All right, then. Keep your secrets. I will legally.

Did I complete Golden Sun? No, I haven't played it. I haven't played it. No.

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. I'll take all the Wait, what kind of tree was this? Peach. [snorts] Wait, can you actually use this? Is this like a an actual lift or is it just decoration? I think it's just decoration. Did I show you the well that

I made? I don't think I showed you my well. Oh my god. Scary. Scary man.

Climb the stairs. For the stairs. Isn't there supposed to be a hole? [screaming] Oh, I hit the Oh, whatever. Okay. [ __ ] Okay. Wait, where was that? Where was this?

She did a At least she did a flip. Ah. Use the map. I'm pretty sure.

Do you mind? Don't you know that I have to go back and regain what I've lost?

Yeah. Okay, we're going in the right direction. You say, Skippy. Why are we still saying Skippy?

It's already been turned into a marketable plush. It's over. It's done. No, it's 2026. Have there been any memorable memes made so far? I was thinking about that and I I' I know the skeleton one. You know the skeleton

where they bang on the the skeleton bangs on the shell and goes, but I've seen that one already. That one's not new. I feel like 67 is not new. I don't know. I'm a little I'm a little bummed out. I was thinking about

that because the the meme the meme canvas of the year starts fresh, right? All right. And I haven't I mean, we're already almost out of January, guys.

All my stuff. And I haven't seen anything new. The people are waiting. Hey me, I'm people. Climb a chain.

All right. Well, I got my stuff. All right. We should respawn. Why' the music stop? Hello.

Stuck in baby jail. Uh-uh. I don't think so. Wait. Stuck in bald baby jail.

Did I need this? Oh. Oh, wait. How do I get out? Can you climb the chain?

No. Oh, yes. Oh, you can. Hey guys, did you know you can climb chains in this game? Apparently, you can climb chains. I'm leaving. I'm out of here. We're going back. We're going back to the house.

We knew. Oh, I didn't know. I didn't know. It's my first time. Therefore, it's also your first time.

We have shared first events here. Shared. Oh, yeah. Hello, guys. I was like, I'm I'm Okay, if I could be real with you for a sec, if I could if you guys could if we could split the load, Frodo.

I'm like I'm uh I'm uh I'm uh I'm like I'm stressing out quite a bit.

I'm stressing which is I mean ah um there's just I was like ah it's all good stuff that's coming but it's still stuff and You know, wait. Pause. Wrong way.

Idiot. Yeah, there's lots of stuff coming. coming up. Um, maybe not a lot. I don't know. I It feels like a lot. It does stuff that's taken a while to get going.

Um, I was I was really lucky because when I first debuted, I was approached by a lot of a lot of opportunities.

Um, and I'm hoping that you'll start seeing the results of all of that this this year.

Hopefully. Of course, everything can change and I'm not going to. I understand that things can change, but hopefully because that means it means fun for fun for you guys. So, I hope I hope what am I saying? I hope that soon you'll be able

to see the fruits of my labor. Yeah. And I'm stressed out because it's all it it has to go. I hope it goes I hope everything goes well is what I'm saying.

It's one thing to have meetings and to plan everything. It's another thing to actually see it uh happening. So I don't know. Uh okay. So we are home. Let me organize my stuff here. Boom. This.

This. Yeah, no pressure. Nah. Make some of that. Um, I think I do believe I can go in here.

Can you plant this? On second thought, I don't want you. I do believe. What are you made out of?

Wait, how do you craft? Ah. Ooh. Okay. What do we think? Is it red enough for a lighthouse?

[snorts] What do we think? It's brown. That's not brown. More red. The other option for more red is this one. Red smooth clay.

That's as red as you can go. But it has all of the brown. That's not going to work for a lighthouse. I think it's going to have to be this one. Oops. It's going to have to be.

Whoa. white petals. We could do this. It looks like a pill. You could do blue instead, but I want a red lighthouse.

I want a red one. Can it be cooked? I don't think you can put this in the furnace.

Uh, those are the only red options. Unless we do wool. Wait, that also looks kind of nice. Did I use up all of my red?

No way I did. Let me see what the red wool looks like. Oh, wait. Oh, amazing. Oh, fantastic.

Oh, I like it. Okay. And this is red. Okay. So, this is red clay with a wooden border. This is red clay. This is white clay. This is red wool.

Isn't Simon the name of one of the devs? Send a tweet to Simon and he'll fix it.

Imagine. Can you make the red more red? Thanks. Only so I can make a lighthouse. That's all. Thank you.

Red looks good. I also The red wool looks better. Yeah, I also really like the um I like the texture.

Simon is the dev. Oh, the dev. Capital D. Dev. So, maybe this on the inside. Definitely not. Uh.

Uh-huh. Not on the outside. It's got too much brown. update that's going to be getting another update I think this week or so.

So maybe I'll play something else in between. I will I'll play something else. I'll play something else in between. Don't worry about it. I wouldn't I wouldn't make you guys sit through another Hightail stream. What?

What? I wouldn't do that. Yeah. No, we'll play something else. I almost I if I was going to stream yesterday, I would have played Look Outside, but I didn't. So, maybe maybe next time we'll play Look Out.

Deconstruct. Deconstruct. My stress relief. Sapphire. Sapphire. We have to find a ruby. Apparently, rubies are really important.

I'll put them in here. I don't know where to put the cactus. Ancient steel. Curious. Physical resistance. Nine and nine. Physical resistance. Oh, wait. Maybe it's not so terrible. Wait. Plus what? Plus 17. Plus 22. Oh, it is kind of dooky. Okay, it's

a little doodoo. Put it outside. Putting our samples here. I don't know. It can go there. It can go there. I guess we have literal doodoo in our inventory.

It's it's I it's important. You can heat the clay. I'll I'll try again. Maybe I Maybe I did the Maybe I did it wrong.

Like this one. This one. This one. No, maybe the regular clay. Okay [laughter] my emotional support. Doodoo. Yes.

Any any uh any any Oh, wow. Look out. My anti- stress. Doodoo. Okay, we can make a bit of cheese.

Oopsie. Whoa, 15% health. That's amazing. Anyway, I'm going to turn into a mouse potion of mouse morphing.

Yeah. Who's ready to consume the product? [laughter] Sample the product. We're going to eat the product.

Um, I want to make a pigeon one, too. Wait, also I need to my thorium pickaxe.

Which one does the pickaxe? Um, I looked up Myithil and apparently Mithril is only dropped by specific bosses.

So, I don't know where we're going to find Mithril unless we go to Dinosaur Island.

Nubify yourself. Okay, you don't have to ask me twice. I'll do it. Myithil. Myithil.

I found the dinosaur island, by the way. We can go. I think I have to go all the way west.

I believe that's that's it's scary. You look out across the water and it's just this massive hulking dark thing. Black thing. It's huge. I think I found it. Yeah.

What am I doing with this? Oh man, I need Of course I don't have any sand.

Where' my pickaxe go? My favorite dinosaur. I like raptors. I like a raptor. I need sand for bottles.

Hold on. Raptors are so cool. They're so annoying. I like the fast ones. Are there slow raptors? There's There's raptors of different sizes, right?

Are they green? Probably. Maybe blue. V velociraptor. Velociraptor with a ph or a velociaptor with a V. I thought it was a velociaptor.

What's the name of the giant velociaptor looking thing? I I've seen videos about it. is like the velociraptor, but it was absolutely massive.

Horrible. Horrible. Pyroaptors. Huh? A you a Utah raptor? Really? Where's the Ohio Raptor? Wait, a Utah raptor is the the massive one. They were like 12 feet tall with huge beaks. They chase you down or if you're trying to hide under something,

they will smash whatever you're hiding under or they'll shove their beak in the hole and rip you apart piece by piece.

Terrible. Don't bring that one back. Scientists, don't bring that one back to life. We could skip that one.

What do you mean cool? Ah, that's sick. That's so cool. What are you What are you talking about?

You do know you won't be able You won't be able to fight back. Maybe if maybe if I had a tank, I'd be able to fight back.

Anglosauruses are cool. Are they the ones that have the the mace for a tail?

Like they have a spiky tail. The giga chicken ultra mode. Uh-uh. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't.

Anglosaurus. Yeah. They have a club for a tail. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Full body armor. That was in the Land Before Time, right? Isn't that what Spike was? Spike was a Anglosaurus.

What was I doing? Make me bottles. Spike was a Stegosaurus. Oh, why did I think Spike was a Anklosaurus?

H a sabasaurus. Well, if I was a dinosaur, what kind would I be? I think I'd be a little raptor. Little ankle biter.

The cute kind. Were there any cute dinosaurs? Fish. Dinosaurs. [music] Fish with legs. Fish with four legs. I want to be an eight-legged fish.

Plesiosaurus. Yes Plesiosaurus. Eight-legged fish. Spider fish. Okay, time to Oh, I need iron daggers.

That's right. I hope I really hope this is for me. Oh rotator a rotund dino maybe like round round and and I just roll around like a roly pololy on a large roly pololy.

potion of pigeon. Ew, but it tastes terrible. Ew. Hey, did you dress yourself? Yeah.

What kind of question is that? Huh? What kind of question is that? Guys, I got to eat salmon today. I'm very happy.

I like salmon. Salmon. What did I I made salmon with, cucumbers, and rice. And then I put sesame seeds on top.

Yummy. What the? I built this, by the way. It kind of It doesn't look quite right, but you know what? It's cute. It's got a It's got personality.

I don't think I just put one. And this is one water block and I can fill my uh watering can with it and it doesn't go away. So I think it's just an infinite one water infinite one water.

Not realistic at all. Oh, what do you what am I what do you mean?

We love infinite water. It's less It's less work one. And so far, the eternal crops are actually eternal. I've not like they haven't lost their eternal eternalness.

So I think they mean it when they say eternal. So it just keeps growing and growing and growing.

That's fine by me. Running out of room. Should I deconstruct this? I don't know. I'm I'm going to hold on to it for no reason.

No apparent reason. I'm just going to hold on to it. Bing bong. All right, let's sleep and then we'll try out my potions.

We'll drink my own potions. Saba, you're smelly. Uh, actually, no. No, I'm not. H actually my character might be if we're hauling around couch everywhere.

All right. Okay. Let's see. For my first trick, we will consume the potion of mouse morphing.

It's morphing time. I still have my armor on. Wait, why? Why do I still have my armor on?

Wait, I'm so cute. Hello guys. Hello. How long does it last? You know what? I don't want to know. POV.

Saba POV. Doobie. POV. Hi guys, it's Doobie. Welcome. It's D. Today I'm going to I'm going to look for cheese.

Oh, bottom left. Oh, okay. That's how long it lasts. Just a little guy. So that must mean that the pigeon we should be able to fly.

Let's try pigeon more. I'll go go. Why can I not fly? Three, two, one. H.

This is just too fat. But look, that's my brethren in up there. Wow, what a screenshot.

No, come down. I want to be where the people where the pigeons are. Whoa, I'm huge.

Very cool. Very cool. Oh, hey, John. Oh, no longer. I don't know what will that help us blend in.

You know what I mean? Like I don't know if that's going to help us do anything, right? The bird can't even fly. The mouse is cute. We have mouse, potion of mouse, frog, dog, and pigeon. But the pigeon doesn't even fly.

What's the point? Surely flying will be added later. We also have this. I'm going to make one of these. Oh my god, it's lit. I have lit explosives in my hand.

You can't see it cuz it's behind me. But I have a lit bomb in my hand. I'm going to go throw a bomb at my neighbors.

Hey Stinky. I missed. Oh, I missed every single time. [groaning] [crying] I don't think I like the bombs.

To be fair, they should put like a like an aim thing on the bottom of the screen so I could see. Unless they did and I just didn't see it, which is totally probable and possible to act my armor. Oh, right.

I think in the second update they said they're going to have a hide armor button. So, there'll be like a little toggle here where you can hide your armor. So, you're still wearing it, but if you don't like the aesthetic of it,

the aesthetic of it, you could be uh you could take it off. Well, hide it technically.

Isn't that neat? Yeah, they showed a clip. Yeah. grow. Also, the honey bees don't do anything. I thought the honey bees for sure would like give you honey, but they don't. They just sit there.

They don't do anything. Okay. Essence of life. Can you throw the hive like a grenade?

That's a good point. I don't I don't think so. It'd be funny if you could. Also, I'm nervous cuz I saw crows and we have a scarecrow. So, I'm wondering if crows eating your vegetables is actually going to be a thing because that would

make me annoyed. I'm also nervous that they're going to have raids, you know, cuz it's go it goes by day.

Like I died on day 24. So what happens if on day like every 10 days there's like a raid at your base? That would be terrible. That would be so stressful.

Turn off raids. Turn off raids. I wish to have baby time. Calm and cozy.

No raids. Crow raids. Terrible. All right. I need thorium cuz I want to get a thorium a thor thorium helmet and also cobalt.

So I think I think the mountain No, we have to go into the the deep deep sand place.

Got to make some food. Make the boxes, too. Oh, we could because we could catch the crabs on the way by um a salad with no nutritional value. Yes, please.

Also, can you make I'm not even sure you can make health potions. Oh, you can. I'm just I'm silly. Okay, you can.

Tier two. It's just girl dinner. A salad is not a girl dinner. Um, what is girl a girl dinner? I don't like girl dinner. I know. Girl dinner is like um I just like wait. What is girl dinner?

Girl dinner. Girl dinner. Girl dinner. Salad is girly food. Just cuz you're scared of vegetables doesn't make vegetables a girly food.

[laughter] one potato fry. I don't like if it's like if girl dinner is like snacky food. Like, oh, I just want to have a bite of everything.

I still need a meal after. I need big girl dinner then cuz damn, a cheese stick, some pretzels, and a handful of chocolate almonds. That's just going to piss me off. What do you mean?

energy and mana. Mana. Is that what they mean? Mana is energy. It must be mana. I would love to be able to use the What is that? Wait, what is that?

Ancient gateway. Dragon spire. We weld wheeled pald essence of ice. Is this how you spawn like the final boss dragon? Yeah. What? How do it's for your weapon ultimate? What do you mean?

What do you mean? Sab, will you make any music? I Yeah, probably eventually. I just haven't really felt I don't know. I'm pretty satisfied with karaokeis personally.

Um, I haven't really felt the urge to make like a ton of original music.

Sorry, I I caught I caught one comment going by. Place in the ancient gateway to visit this fragment.

We're excited. We need thorium. I require thorium. Where did all my Where did all my vegetables go? Oh, I used them all.

Right. Okay, we're ready. Coffee tea or energy drinks? Coffee number one. Energy drink number two. Tea at the bottom.

poisonally. We need thorium. Yeah, thorium is in the desert. Ooh. Ooh. Ah. Ah. M. Get bold.

You're like Spider-Man, but you're a bouncing fish. I'm fishing to a monkey. I think I went the right way. I guess.

Oh, I have a question. Is everybody playing on the same seed for the early access or does everybody have a different seed? Cuz I was watching Limes play and I'm thinking I think I think we're playing on the same

seed. Everybody's on the same one, right? No, they are random. Ah. Oh, okay. Maybe ours just looks similar then. Cuz I could have swore I said, "Wait a minute.

I have trolls there, too." Different seeds. Ah. Turn south. I got patched. You don't have to do You don't have to do the infinite daggers anymore.

I know. It's It's But it's fun. Infinity daggers. Am I doing it right? At least like theoretically if they hadn't patched it, would it would I be doing it? Would it be right? I better eat something.

I mean, yeah, you can still do it. You just have to wait for it to recharge kind of. I thought I was doing it.

Grab the ledge, please. Thank you. Death from above. Oh, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Too far. Yeah.

Sit down. It's just patched. You're not doing it wrong. Oh, thank you. I missed. Oh, he got me.

Double kill. I got a triple kill. I had three skeletons chasing me and I got them all in one hit on a triple. I went, "Oh, baby, a triple. Oh, it's too good." And then I realized that nobody was with

me. Oh. Nobody was around to witness my triple. None of you could go, "Oh, baby, a tripble.

Oh, baby, a tripble. Oh, did you know there's piranhas in this game, too? I know. Terrible.

I actually didn't ask Doobie if they wanted to play this with me. I think I was gonna, but we ended up talking about another game.

I think I think Dub is the one person I didn't ask. I don't know why. We just got talking onto something else and I totally forgot.

I'm scared of the sabertooth tiger. I think I need to make torches. I don't have any mods installed. No.

Didn't somebody just make a mod that lets you crossplay Minecraft with Hightail? That would be fun to try.

Ow. Oh, hey. A cave. I need your hide. Come here. Yeah, the guy was Yeah. A 15year-old. A Kids these days are crazy.

15 years old and you know how to mod. That's crazy. And the crazy part is is they probably don't think that's crazy.

It's so normal for them. That's That's what I just learned how to install Minecraft mods like two months ago.

15 kids these days, old man. Still pre-built tools are not. That's crazy. Ah, I need to cut down this tree.

It's like the young music makers, young people that make music. So crazy. Nifty little fellas. Truly.

Give me sap, please, so I may make torches. Auntie Saba, hello. Hi. How are you?

How are you? You good today? I go into Guitar Center to get shown up by a 10-year-old prodigy.

What's the song that they banned from Guitar Center cuz everybody wanted to go in and play it?

I always forget what it's called. Stairway to Heaven. Yeah. Every time you play Stairway to Heaven, your local guitar center has to pay a royalty fee.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. That's not enough. That's not nearly enough torches. Oh, I'm scared.

Well, that was a lame tree. Where are your ears? They're in my back pocket.

Did I tell you guys how I was going to on my debut I was going to learn how to play a Oh my god, I've completely blanked on what they are called.

What is the instrument in Sea of Thieves? I probably already told you this. What?

No, no, not a Herie Gertie. Yeah, I was going to learn how to play Heryie Gertie and then I realized that Herie Gerties are incredibly difficult to come by.

They're like impossible to come by. It didn't even give me enough. That's so sad.

All right. Thorium. A hery gertie. There's there's like websites. Oh jeez. There's websites that you can Whoa. What did he drop?

I thought he dropped that for me. He didn't. There's like um there's a website called Nerdy Gertie that you can actually you can buy and build your own Herie Gertie apparently.

Oh, it is here. [snorts] Okay. I don't like it. I don't like it. Why are you hurting me?

I'm going to break that down for parts. I don't like it. I don't like it. We're going to use that wood.

Oh, do you have stuff for me? Oh, you think he's got thorium down there? I really don't want to fall in there.

Oops. Don't look at how terrible my aim just was. Literally the worst aim known to man.

[gasps] Sorium. Oh Thorium. At least you tried. I did good. More thorium. We're just going to dig up too. when we got to get out of here cuz I give up.

I don't want to waste a bunch of torches. We're just going to dig upwards.

We're going to get our thorium and then we're going to get out of here.

I don't think there's any like super scary mobs. [laughter] We're going to die here. No, we're not.

Not with that attitude. There are bosses. No, there's not. No. No, there's not. Ooh.

I've never been to the lava realm. It see it looks it looks empty. The Nether. Yeah, there's no creepers.

There's no There's no like piglins. There's nothing like that. We're fine. Hello. Looks like a boss room to me.

A a Well, there's no like fire damage, which is nice. I'm just going to sneak right in here and take this and then I'll just go. I'll go. I'll go back.

I just want the Oreo, please. So far so good. I don't think the dinosaurs are here.

The dinosaurs are in the the scary biome that you have to travel to. This is just This is the This is the Nether. This is hell. [ __ ] hell.

Yeah, it is nice that they're in sandstone. It makes them very easy to spot, you know. We're going to cut across here actually.

Carefully. Iron. I don't like how quiet it is. Ah. Ah. Okay. Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. What if we just explored a little bit?

I want to get up here. I want to get up here. What is this? Oh, it's copper.

Blue cave weed. Uh, doesn't the thorium forum exists in this level, too? Right. I don't have to go down there to the the Nether.

[snorts] I'm pretty sure we can find it here. Yeah, we can find it here. I don't have to go down there.

Question is though is I don't know. I don't think this goes anywhere. Hello Thorium.

Wait, is that Ruby? No, wait. We were just here. Go down anyway for the content. Hey, if I die, I'm going to be very upset. I'm going to cry. If I die, I'm going to be so sad cuz there's no there's no easy

way out of this one. Oh. Oh. Oh god. But think of the loot these guys must have.

They can't be that difficult. I don't have any anti- fire though. until they crowd you.

Start with this guy. Hey idiot. [screaming] Okay. Okay. It's a wizard. You didn't say they had wizards. You didn't say they had wizards. You forgot to mention they had wizards.

We are leaving carefully and calmly. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Who would win? A fish with a gun or a fire wizard with a whatever that is.

Come here. You come here. You just woke up and you're late. You're okay. You didn't miss anything. We're just looking for Thorium.

I'm I'm all spun around now. Oh no. Oh no. Oh god. Come on. All right, we fell down here and then we we could go this way or it's going to lead It's just going to lead to It's

going to lead to the Nether. Down we go. Why is there a tree here? Wait, do you think this leads to the uh up above? No, it doesn't.

I'm not going down there. The Nether. That is a huge drop of which I will not survive.

Do you think there's a hidden thing here? No. Is this where we came from? No.

No. This is different. No secret loot. You can you can actually find some places have secret uh hidden loot walls.

Did we go in a circle? No, cuz there's thorium here. I don't like this cave. We're going to pick another cave.

You fell to kill the archer. Did we? I thought I I thought I was I thought I I jumped. I thought I jumped down the first quest location. I don't Are there quests in this game?

I don't know. I don't know. That's why you need to go up. No, no, no. I need to start over. I need a new cave. I can't think straight. This cave, this cave, this cave doesn't Something wrong with this cave. This

cave is just wrong. This cave is bad. It's not good. Compass. This cave is cursed.

Dang. How far down were we? Not enough emotional support poop. Wait, I got you.

Huzzah, please surface. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Why are there there's so many of those things?

Oh, wow. What is this? That's where we were. Welcome to the bug zone. That's a really tall cactus.

All right. How much thorium did we get? 22 324 24 thorium. I mean, that's kind of all right.

What do we need to upgrade? Just our helmet cuz we already have thorium. What the could have 24?

Yeah, if I wanted to feed myself to that wizard. a camel turtle. I wonder if you could sneak up on him and instead of like cow tipping, you could smack his shell around.

skeleton keep. Ah, the loot's no good. I need to Which zone is harder, the desert zone or the the mountain zone? Like I feel like once we get enough once I upgrade my helmet, I feel like we'll be good enough to go

into the the the the boreal zone. It makes you no song. The mountain is harder. Well, I feel like once we're once we're thor thorium, once we're fully thorium, we can go to the mountain and get some cobalt. I want

cobalt. Jump on his back like Mario and kick him. Poor camel. Isn't thorium radioactive? Yeah, I think somebody last time said that thorium is like one of the most radioactive minerals.

Yes, but how many calories does it have? My mutant fish. Perfect for bulking. One lick of Thor. Don't lick thorium, please. You don't know if you can even get your hands on thorium. Don't put it anywhere near your mouth.

No. Bad. Spit it out. Spit that out. If the temple is here. Wait, what is what is this?

Oh, it's the spawn. Oh, okay. Okay, okay okay. Uranium tastes sweet. Why? Why do you say that? As if you know. Why do you say that? Like you're talking from experience, bro. You need more teleporters.

Yeah, you might be out or something. I can see how much they cost. Let's see how much they cost. I also need to make a box for the crab. I forgot to do that.

Okay, teleporter. Teleporter. Teleporter. Teleporter. My poop. Where did my lucky poop go? No. They replaced my boo. That's so lame.

Must have been the wind. It's fine. I didn't need that or anything. Fly out. Fly out. What else is this?

I'm going to break the staff, a large pile of books. It was literally made of knowledge.

No wonder it didn't do anything. This and this and this and this and this is consumable. This needs to be turned into a leather. This is I don't know what even that is. A blue cave leaf. Can we smack it maybe?

Meow. Meow. Uh. Uhhuh. Will it make me look smarter, guys? Whoa, look at all my books that I [music] read. Look at all my goods books for my brain.

Ooh shiny. Smarter at math become smarter. Florium isn't too dangerous. Its radiation is made of alpha particles which can be easily blocked by a sheet of paper or a nice box. Keeping it in a chest would rendered safe to anyone

outside. Oh. Ah. Are you sure about that? Is that like all the all the stuff at like the thrift store has thorium in it?

Have you seen that? Careful what you get at the thrift store. There's a lot of stuff with radiation.

What about eating it? I wouldn't put it in your mouth. You still wouldn't put it in your mouth.

Wait. Uranium. Uranium. Thorium. Subabium. Sabium. The most terrible. The most terrifying of all. The Sabbium.

Sabium the most. The most the most I can't Why is my word recall so terrible?

Oh my god. What is the word? What is it called? The most radioactive element on this planet.

Do you know how hard it is to talk when you're about to say something and the words just vanish?

Beyond frustrating. Total recall. My word recall is terrible. All right. Well, we have enough for We have We don't We don't.

We do. We have enough for a soreium helmet. I'm green. Brain fog. It's bad. It's so bad. It's frustrating, too, cuz it makes me feel not as smart as I know I am. Does anybody else here with brain fog feel

stupid? Rise up, brain fog brothers. We are not stupid. Our processing time is just longer. Our processing time is just longer.

The ears were where my brain was stored. Maybe that's the problem. If the fish needs more RAM, that's not good. It's expensive.

Hey, wait. What was this again? Should I build this or is this kind of pointless?

An ancient gateway. Oh, no, no, no, no. We need it because then we can put stuff in it. Then we can put stuff in it. I'm going to put stuff in it. Why is my game lagging?

Don't let them blam. Should I build this? I'm going to put stuff in it. I'm going to put stuff in it. 17 versus 10. Do we have enough thorium?

cuz I want to put the shard in it. I want to see what it does. We're not going to have enough. That sucks.

Oh, that's Wait, we might have enough. All right. Ooh. Ooh. Need a fragment. Okay.

Hey, Sarah. Sabah. Whatever will be will be. We have enough to make a shard. A shard.

Plus 13 + 10 + 22 + 12. Wait, before I wasted on this, let me just see if the the pants that we have right now are better. 17 13. Oh, we don't have enough regardless. Okay.

I mean, I think my pants are fine. I want to put this in the I want to put this in it.

Every time we do that, a lightning bolt comes down from this guy. All right, interact. Hey, what does this do? Am I going to die? Is it going to Am I going to explode?

Let me Let me put some stuff away. Maybe I'm going to explode. Wind Rider Valley. This feature is under development.

Six minutes. In occasion, a mage tower may be found here. Oh, is it like a b like a boss thing? How about I read it and then I ask questions.

Six minutes. On occasion, a mage tower may be found here. Aan values freedom above all else. And nowhere is that freedom embodied more than in the winds of Wind Rider Valley.

It was here that they sought refuge in the darkest years of their history. Setting up camps where the towering canyon walls might hide them from view.

The energies within this fragment have yet to take their final form. All you encounter within lore, function, and form awaits its true shape.

Wisdom. Wisdom. Skip by skip. Uh-uh. This is important. Wait, I'm scared. I don't want to do it. [laughter] Wait, what does it do?

What is it? Is it online? I don't want to play online. You got to go in now.

Oh, wait. I'm scared. Wait, I'm scared. Okay, wait. Let me see. Okay. Huh? Hop. Hey. H.

Hey. What do I do? Oh. Oh. Oh. Uh. It's really laggy. What am I supposed to do?

Hi. Oh jeez. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You can ride in Let's go, Florida. Welcome to Florida.

I killed it. Is this dinosaur land? No, this just seems like regular regular land.

Fragment of Orbeez. The tower. Tower to the right. Oh, the freaking tower. Check the map. Oh my god. I'm sorry.

Oh god. Okay, don't worry. I got time. I'm a professional. I got this. I got this.

What's with the Indiana Jones music? What are you? All right, boys. Get in. Get the loot.

Get out. Get in. Get the loot. Oh my god. Oh my god. Ow. Hello.

What's up, squares? [gasps] It's fine. Die mage. I need more time. I need more time. I need more time. I need more time.

I'll take everything. Take it all. Is this the entrance? This is going to have to be the entrance cuz I don't know.

I don't know if this is cheating. I don't care. Is that how I'm supposed to do it?

How about I can't get up here. Where am I meant to go? Oh, that's embarrassing.

Ah, it's fine. Well, look. Okay. No. [screaming] Okay. Well, now I know what you're supposed to do. Okay. I understand now.

I understand. I understand. Wait, that's kind of fun though, boys. I think we got enough thorium to do it all over again. I think we did.

[snorts] Wait, we got silver, too. That's pretty good. That's not bad. That was fun. Okay, so yeah, they're like loot instances.

Okay, not bad. Not bad at all. I want to do it again. I'm rich.

We're rich. I can plant these two now. I want to go back. I want to go back. I want to get the rest of the stuff. Do you think it resets or is it like a one and done thing? Cuz I mean

um maybe with it being early access, it's like a one and done thing cuz I don't think the places around here I don't think they respawn like the Oh. Ah, multiple answers. It resets. It's one and done. It resets

every like 12 hours or so, probably. Okay. Okay. Can we make Can we make other ones?

No. Cobalt. Solarium. Well, I want to go back in. I want to go back in. I want to be in. Let me in. Let me in. Let me in.

Cyan crystal shards. I need to burn some more wood. Mithil isn't one. Mithil isn't one.

We also needed gold to level some stuff up, but I don't remember what. It's good that we have gold, though.

Blink blink. Jeez. Bear in the house. Bear in the house. Now he's bear food.

[laughter] Oh, it goes so Wait, does it always go that fast? Seems really fast.

Uhoh. What's happened? Okay. No, he's fish food. Silver smells faster. That's nice and all, but I sure wish I could find more of it.

We technically have enough to go back. Is there like a mega chest at the top? I kind of want to Should we go back? I kind of want to go back. Should we go back in? We're going to go back in. I'm

going to go back in. Whoops. My finger slipped. The mines are not calling. We have to go back. We have to go back into the thorium. I need to know if there's like a mega chest at the top.

Silver in the lava biome. I know. Books right above the furnace. That surely won't end bad.

Saba yearns for the loot. I yearn for the loot. I need the loot. Okay, we have food, we have bucket, we have shovel, we have torches, we have everything we need.

Oh my god, it's different every time. is Oh, no. It's It's across the way.

Go go go. There's like a there's like a huts over here, too. Wait, those are so cute.

Little huts. Little little tiny little huts. Little itty bitty huts. Little tiny little little baby little little tiny baby huts. All right. Where's my stuff?

[snorts] It it it it it resets, boys. It resets. It is endless. Hey hey hey hey.

I didn't like the sound of that. [screaming] Oh yeah. Oh, it's huge. Oh, it's huge. It's huge.

You could just You could just farm this guy. You could just go back and forth with this. It's so much.

You just got killed by your own teammate. Oh no. Oh no. Knives all around me.

Knives. Knives everywhere I turn. Knives. I just see knives everywhere. Give me the loot.

Give me the loot. Give me the big treasure. Oo, a repair kit. I like it. I like it.

I like the loot is tingling. I knew there was a chest up here. I knew it. I don't know what this is up here. It sounds like a dinosaur. All right.

Oh. Oh. Oh. How do we get up here? [snorts] Oh yeah. more. Is that it?

Is that the end? I think that's the end of this one. Hello The basement. I don't think we have time for the basement.

Well, that's going to be that one. Not a bad score, though. Oh my god. Wait, this is way more worthwhile than hunting in the mines.

Excuse me. What? What? Are you serious? Eventually, you'll need a different material though. Well, one thing's for sure. We found the infinite thorium glitch.

We didn't get any silver that time, but we got gold, which is pretty good.

Yeah. Yeah. Eventually, we're going to need we're getting cobalt eventually. Cobalt. I don't know where to find co.

Oh, wait. We know where to find cobalt. The air grimoir. I stole their book.

I'm going to It's going to be my toilet reading. I stole their ancient scripture.

Am I a thief? Like a dinner plate or like a like a plate of metal plate?

A raider. I like it. I like it a whole lot. way. That's awesome. And we have Alberine.

Look at the Alberine. Whoa. It's so excited to see me. We got pumpkins. What else do we get?

Raid. Raid. Hight tail legends. The legends of Thorium. The gettingings of Thorium. Thorium. Lots of stamina potions as well. That's so good. That's so good. Look at all this leather. Oh my god.

Look at all that. Oh, that's so good. This has to go in. This has to go in.

This has to go in. This will take apart. This is This is This will up stamina potions for traversal.

Yes. looted up to my eyeballs right now and it feels so good. So we spend 10 thorium to get into the the loot zone and we come out with 35.

Hi. Please don't patch that. That's awesome. Make a Thor. Actually, the steel crossbow is the best one you can make.

Or no, iron. They don't have another crossbow, unfortunately. I don't think anyway. Let me check. Wait, you might be right. Hold on. Wait. Let's see.

They have a thorium short bow, but the crossbow is the only crossbow they have right now.

The infinite thorium glitch. The we're rich glitch. I want to I want to try the cobalt one.

Not that we have enough cobalt because if the cobalt one is anything like the thorium one then if we spend 10 cobalt to get in there we can come out with 35.

What a deal. What a steal. What a deal. I've never seen adammonite. So I don't know where the adammonite is.

The ancient gateway frozen forest. Few have experienced the terrors that lurk in orbit's murkier depths. Or there are frozen forests into which not even an outlander dare said. But no matter how the whispers beckonite.

Oh, we need ice essence. Oh, you're right. So, we do need to go to the boreal, the bull real forest.

I have enough to level up my pants now. Almost the four real boreal forest.

I think we can find a wolf really quick so I can I can get him.

I need one medium leather. One. Oh, wait. There is one because the orcs usually have a wolf and the the orc wolves do respawn. I know that.

Hello. [groaning] [snorts] Now we're both stupid. We're both stupid. Oh god. Okay, I got my medium high though.

Uh, problem. I can't get out. He'll never see this coming. Hello. [groaning] Okay, now we have enough to make my thorium, my green pants.

We can make Shrek pants and then we'll be fully thorium and ready to head into the boreal. Trading soral for boreal.

Whenever you do the dagger move, I imagine a cat pouncing. Oh I'm cat pounce breaks window.

Okay, we have iron. Sure. We have lots of food. We have uh potions. We have all of this. We have everything. I think we have everything that we need. We just have to put this away.

We're getting thorium pants. Thorium pants. We are full sorium. But I'm missing my stress ball. You're right. It's okay.

A new memory. Okay, I think we're pretty good. I think I think we'll be quite all right.

And a stack of blocks is a very good idea. You are correct. Um like I guess this I don't need this.

Who's ready to get their butt kicked? Set up a portal for the mountain. I should place a portal here. You're right. Uh problem is I don't think I have room down here cuz the portals are very sucky as in

they're very sensitive. Wait, that's not going to work also too. Fingersus m mountain mountain.

So this is to the beach. This is to the m mountain. This is to the loot. And this is where I put your fingers when you're a bad boy.

the wood chipper. [laughter] Okay, let's go the boreal forest. Do you guys think it's west?

I don't remember. I It might be actually it might be east northwest nor uh northeast.

North I think it is northeast. Ah, yeah. Northeast. Let's see. Uh maybe East of the East of the H. East of the north, south, east. Okay. Yeah. East.

Oh, we can go into the Yeti cave, too. Wow. Wow. Wow. piss. That would have been funnier if I was a full grown man.

Um, eat. Wait, is it this? Is it this mountain? You're not a full grown man.

Six feet, tanned, brrawy, pants full of [ __ ] [laughter] Stupid. Sorry. Excuse me. Where are my banners?

Pardon me. Hey, what does the boreal forest look like, guys? I don't know what it looks like. Oh, wait. Is it here? This might be uh It's this, isn't it?

The snowy region cuz I think this is just a mountain like snow. Yeah. It none of it looks like snow. North.

Okay. Hey, I need you for some uh leather, please. Thank you. Wow, you're pretty resilient, aren't you?

You're at a loss. It's okay. Not everything can be a win. And that's how you make wolf sashimi.

All right, we're headed north for the mountains. Is that a rainbow trout? Oh my god, it's a salmon.

How did I miss? No, he's cute. He gets to stay. That wasn't a big cat. That was a big wolf.

Look out. I am not in control of my blades. Oh, is that snow? Hello.

Ow. That's not snow at all. Wait. Ah. Okay. So, we want to start heading north.

Slightly northeast. Now, we're getting somewhere. Is he actually saying Mishetta? Does that mean anything?

His head fell off. Yeah. What did you call me? That's what I'm saying. No, I was incorrect. We actually just go head. We go north. The one guy that's been spamming north, I don't even think I don't think you were spamming it. But

the one guy who's been yelling at me to go north, you were right. You were entirely correct and I was entirely wrong. I don't know why I kept thinking like, "Oh, we need to go." Ah, no. We must go east, traveler. You see,

the booty is at east. It's due east. It's really not at all. It's literally just north.

Hello. I'm looking for cobalt. Hello, cobalt. I feel like this is a bad idea.

Maybe not. Hello. Heat. Heat. Where's the rest? I know there's more. Maybe there's not anymore.

Is that it? Do you think H I thought I saw something about you can you can dig when you see like grass cuz I guess that means it's grass means there's like a something nearby like this here. You

want to find this? Apparently, this means something. No, I'm not pulling that information out of my blood. I promise you it means something. Hey guys, I'm getting nervous.

It's nothing. Source a YouTube video. That's not true. You can't just come in here and immediately discredit my my totally thorough.

No, you're probably right. You're right. You're right. You're right. We got to go. Source. I made it up. I didn't make it up, though. I didn't actually.

I don't think I did. Maybe I should kill that skeleton cuz maybe he'll give me uh ice essence. Although, I do feel like we'll be finding more cobalt if we go into the snow area that we meant to go

in. The loot drops. The loot drops is good. The loot drop is good. All right, we're going up. I don't want to be in here anymore.

Wait a minute. What does that say? Shale. I hear the surface already. You have to try the what? The green milk there. Do I even want to know what that is? Do I want Do I even want to ask? Do

I even want to entertain what that could possibly be from Star Wars? They have blue milk, right? Star Wars is blue.

The sus. Hello. Now, we have to be careful because there are there's a there's an enemy type here that scares me. They chase you on foot.

I don't know if they're human or not, but they sure are scary. These guys are friendly though.

Just kidding. [ __ ] on buddy drop shadow weave scraps. That's something else that I know that we definitely need.

But yeah, those are the enemies. So, it's actually good that we uh we saved the Quebec from them. The quibbecks.

What are these guys called? Quicks. I think they're called Quebec. What is that? Can I have it?

[screaming] There's a bear. They're called Quebec. Quebec. Oh, perfect. This smells like loot. A loot station. Delicious loot. What is that noise?

[crying] Doesn't that mean an ore? Well, let's follow it. It's got to be what that is.

It's got to be here. It's got to be here. I know it's here. It's calling to me.

No. Come back. Come back, princess. Where are you going? Stop running from me. Is it the bird?

Saba, it's a bird. No, no, it's ore. I know it is. I know it is. It's She's calling to me. Oh, scary.

Okay, we'll go in here first. Oh [ __ ] Nice kitty. Thanks for waiting. Wlet a snow leopard.

All right, it's just skeletons. They're easy. They're easy. Down doggy. Bad dog. Hello. Hello. I'm coming for your ore.

Ah. Yeah. Yeah, I always forget you can block. I really got to start exercising that.

Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? Where you Where you think you're going? Huh?

Well, isn't this cozy? Where's your loot? Where's the loot, boys? Treasure time. You actually can't open the closets, believe it or not. I don't think. Unless I'm incorrect, in which case, let me know. But I've tried opening the closets

and they've never opened for me. It's always under the bed. There is no bed.

Nope. Let's check the uh this. There's got to be a chest in here. I thought we could go down.

H clauses are placeholders. I see cobalt chili peppers. Not bad. Not bad. I hurt.

Well, I guess I'll take some of that. Yoooo, I'm coming in. Oh, that was it.

That's it. [snorts] It's a baba. It is. It's me. Just a little bit of loot. Honestly, the underground uh wherever that was gave us the most cobalt so far. Most cobalt.

Where was There was like a um What was that? I saw that. I could I could loot that. There was like a a weapon spinning on the ground. Where was it?

Where is it? Where is she? Okay, maybe not. There was a hole we could go in.

Is this a skeleton? Skeleton. Oh, wait. I want to see that. Oh hi. Uh, nice nice nice.

Was I just in here? I was. Okay. Nice gaming. Capital A. The aiming. Did we get the portal? We could put it here. Put it here.

How's this look? Mine mine. Okay. So, don't forget it's there. I'm going to forget. I'm totally going to forget it's there.

See that over there? See that? There's dinosaurs over there. There's got [music] to be Wait, shouldn't it show up? Yeah, you can see the warps on your map. You'll never lose sight of your warps.

You'll always see them. They will they will forever be a swirly on your map as long as you don't if you go too far away then they kind of disappear. But well that must be if the dinosaurs aren't there that must be where the

adamanite is. The night the night. That's where that is. Hello. Huh? I need more cobalt.

Where's the mountains? Shouldn't there be icy mountains with yetis? [groaning] What kind of bear was that?

Huh? You eated them? Spit it out. Just bears. Where am I supposed to find the coal?

I sure wish I pinned that hole I found. Where's that hole? It's cold. Oh, it's so cold.

Hello. Oh, look a hole. Down we go in the hole. We're rich. We're rich. We're rich.

Sure. I wish I could see more. I can't see anything in here. What's that blue thing down there?

What that? Oh, what is that? Is that more cobalt? It is. Okay. I want to go down this hole.

[snorts] Hia. Uh uh. Must have must have must have been the must have must have been my win.

Okay. Very funny game. Very funny. I'm very funny. Is it going to? Yes, it is. Okay. Hey guys, did you know that there's thin ice? You're on thin ice.

That's iron. I don't really need iron. Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay. Oh my goodness, my heart is racing. It scared me so bad. It scared me so bad.

Break the ice. So, do you like to eat in the shower? What are you?

No. That is so far down. Wow. Eating in the shower is a little weird, but I think having a beverage in the shower is pretty good. That's all right.

Shower beverage. All right, down we go once again. It's fine though. It's fine cuz it was a waste of time. It was a waste entire waste of time just doing all of that.

Oh, why did I do that? Hi, welcome to the mines. I'm the canary in the coal mine.

I don't know if his eyes are going to fall out. I'm the fish in the coal mine.

I had to look up what that meant cuz I I was going to say it and then I got nervous.

Canary in the coal mine. What does that mean? Okay. All right. Okay. When the canary dies, it means that the mine is it's an emergency.

Hello, Tasty. Too many sad noises in the game of me murdering the small the small life forms, the little bats, hoping that they drop something tasty for me and then they never do and I never learn from it.

But it's okay cuz look, I got more cobalt. Cobble. We got co balls. 25 + 7 plus whatever we have at home. I think I think I have like seven at home.

That's why he's so good. I have like six. Did I really say six? Seven. I have six or seven at home.

six or sevenish or maybe five. I'm not entirely sure. I don't need that. There's no mobs down here.

It's completely safe. Trust me. You could come down here and have your eyes closed and the only thing that's going to probably get you is a fall from a great height. Fall from great height.

Fall from great height. Break leg. Break leg. But that's it though. Should we try the cobalt map? The cobalt place? I kind of want to I want to test the theory.

Hello. I want to see if we can have the same luck. Watch me slip and break my back on this flooring. Holy moly. Oh, it's a frozen lake. No, it's not. It's a real lake.

Is this the way out? Is this a way out? Yeah, I got to see if the um the cobalt portal is as good as the thorium because if it is, then we don't have to come back into the mines anymore. We found

the we found the infinite. We will abuse the infinite. Hello. Oo, we can always dig up. That's true.

That's true. And then we can take the mountain portal cuz we have the mountain portal.

Escape. I like my cut. Thanks. Oh. Ah. Yes. Thanks for the loot, loser. Help.

Okay. What are you? Wow. Ice essence. And they're so easy to see. Where's my portal?

Why? Because he gave me stuff. He's simply He is simply a material. Gary is simply a material that moves.

Snail killer. I'm home. home. Uh that's probably going to get that that we're going to have uh we'll look into that. Uh but for now, you're a material. I'm a material that moves.

Meat. I'm meat that moves. Oh my god. Uh, oh my god. Wait, that doesn't need to go there.

Um, I'll just put this here cuz I don't know what else to do with it right now.

We have food. We have consumable materials. Oh, we don't have enough room for that.

Interesting. Okay. Oh, we don't have enough room for that either. Um, I guess we could put this here.

Good progress. Yeah. Not bad, huh? Not bad. Not bad at all. Not bad at all.

No. No. No. We have hide. We have this. We have this. We have Ooh, we got iron. I'm going to destroy it.

I'm putting it in the eater. The wood chipper. Put it in the wood chipper.

Oh, wow. That takes a lot longer than I thought. Okay, another pile of books to prove how smart I am.

Yes. Yes. Excellent. Oh no, I'm reaching chest overflow and I don't know where to put anything.

Let's plant these chili peppers. Oops. I only have two. What chest? [laughter] The one right in front of you. Bozo.

[snorts] And then we put this here. Boom. And we very funny. All right, guys. We're going to make a We're going to make a We're going to make a shard. Oh, do we have enough? I don't know if we have enough.

Essence of eyes. Oh god. We got to go back out there. We got to go back. We got to go back to the mountain.

Uh-uh. We need more ice. Is that a unicorn? No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.

Oh no, shields broke. What kind of stupid am I? Is that a unicorn? No, it's not. No, it's not. Why would it Why would it even Why would it be a unicorn? Wow.

I don't know. Oh, a frost spider. Terrible. I hate it. He didn't even give me an an essence of ice. Where do you Where do we farm the ice essence? Uh Well, hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

sorry. I'm sorry. [snorts] Okay. The tentacle guy in the sky has it. Hey ugly.

Hey, hey hey hey, no. I think the snails have it, but otherwise I don't know where to get the ice essence. I don't want to fight another one.

the ice undead. So like maybe these guys have respawned. We could check there. The snails have it. Yeah. And they shine in the They shine. They shine very bright.

Very very wide. Hello. A pretty sky. Wow. And it moves the Yeti. Yeah. Oh, where's the yeti?

What is that? What are you? Are you going to kick my butt? Yep. Hey, what happened? Hey, what gives? Oh, okay.

Ow. He died from shame. Uh uh uh uh. Oh god, they're smart. He's bouncing.

If it glows blue, it dies. Yes. Or if it's a spider, then it also dies.

Now, I swear I saw yetis in a maybe like here. Is this a mountain?

Head over here. And then Oh, what is this? What is this? Is this bamboo? I don't think I have this yet. It's not bamboo. I don't know what it is.

I don't know what it is, but uh turn around and fight, you coward. No.

No, you can't make me. Oh, I should heal though. You're right. We are on our way to the mountains of the boreal forest so that we can hopefully farm some blue stuff. Also, I want to go in there. I think these guys

have it, too. But I want to I want to go in there. Very funny. Very funny.

I want to go in the the yeti caves. Hello. Why are they so fast? Why are they so fast? They're so fast. So fast.

Oh [ __ ] Why did that guy He kind of messed me up. Why was he so strong?

Anyway sorium. Look at the iron. Look at the sorium. My ears are currently taped to the back of my head.

It's painful. Ow. Uh-uh. Who are you? Excellent question. Excellent question. I'm looking for cobalt. I'm looking for ore.

This is a very large thorium. Thorium. Orium. All right. What do we have here?

Let's see. We've got tons of thorium. Do you think they have a chest laying around? Hi.

Thanks for being an easy target. I don't think they have a chest in here.

How do you climb this? How do you Why? I thought I saw someone in my peripheral vision.

Let me in. If you don't let me in, I will just break everything until I get up there.

Anyways, all trash anyway. Unexpected. Is somebody broken? Hi. What you doing? Breaking and entering. Typical fish behavior.

You led me to the cave entrance. You're stupid. [ __ ] on. Gotcha. Your aim is bad. Oh.

Ow. Okay, let's see what they have to offer in here. We're taking a pit stop.

Quick pit stop. Oh, a chest. Oh, another chest. Oh, another chest. They think they can hide that from me, do they?

But I wanted Oh. I mean, yeah, sure. Is it just layer after layer of Wow, this place is huge.

Look, he's standing still. He's playing target practice. Excuse me. Hey, almost. He Okay, I don't know how far in I want to go here.

Oh, shoot. He really He messed me up. I did almost die. That's embarrassing. They seem to have a lot of thorium, but not a whole lot of cobalt, which is what I actually am looking for.

Oh, I just get down so far. All of this from just this little area here. That's crazy. That's actually crazy.

That's a big freaking red. Hi. You don't have anything down there, do you? Is that a chest down there? Do they have any They don't need cobalt. You got any cobalt down there? I'm kind of I'm kind of looking for the blue. I only want

cobalt. I really don't want any more thorium. Wakey wakey. He's He's relentless. [screaming] Why is he so strong?

Wait, but I want my stuff. That one was really strong. He barely even had anything. Oh, good.

You know what? I'm out of here. You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what?

You know what? I'm going to go deal with the yetis. I'm going to go see the yetis. I don't want to deal with these guys. They're so they hit so heavy.

Now, how do I get out of here? Oh, wait. I just Oh, I've already been here.

Let's get out of here. Let's pretend. Let's pretend that I Okay. You think yetis are weaker? Uh, yeah.

Yeah. Am I wrong? They're a bigger target. They're probably going to hit hard. Nah.

Nah. Huh? You think I can collect pig poop? Oh. Oh yeah. Here. Pizzy busy pizzy. Big poop.

No, fertilizer. Hi, Doobie. Bye, Doobie. Oh, the Ever Frost. Welcome to the tundra. We've got Wasting it. Wasting it. Wasting it.

We've got yetis. Here we go, boys. Oh, I'm so excited. Give me a yeti. Give me one big smelly yeti.

I was going to bring up two things. I was going to bring up Yeti poop and then also Disney. And I just feel like if I go any further with that, I'm going to get made fun of. So, I'm going to let

you know that I don't have to talk any anything else. I don't have to speak further on the matter and I'm going to choose to stay silent.

Wow, look at all the cobalt. There's so much freaking cobalt around here. So much cobalt in these parts.

Wow. So brave. I know. So brave. So brave to stay silent on yeti poop. So brave.

Are you guys the type to get mad though if somebody says like, "Oh, what? Wait, wait, wait. What am I saying?" If somebody's about to say something and then suddenly decides not to say it anymore, does that make you

mad? Is that silver? That is silver. It is makes you furious. Really? Oh, I don't know. Well, I guess I'm not the type. I never usually get mad at people.

I don't know. That doesn't make me angry. Interesting though. Cobalt. If you think they have a good reason not to say it, what if they get lazy? What if they suddenly feel like it's not worth the energy like I sometimes do? Sometimes I

think, "Wow, I literally did I don't have the energy to say what I was going to say. I don't It's literally going to be a waste of air. It doesn't matter what I was going to say. Oh, it doesn't matter. It

doesn't even matter." Whoa, look at the yeti. We got him, boys. We got him right where we want him to. He's right in the map.

Hey, with me. I'm going to run the opposite direction. Stupid. Hey, Don't take it out on the native peoples.

Stop. They live here, too. It's me. The locals didn't do anything to you. Wow, this guy's a bit of a jerk. I'm missing all of my shots. I wasn't even looking at that. Stop.

I wish I could do that. Just despawns. What did the native wildlife do to you?

Oh good. Shoot. What's hanging off this chest? I'm sorry. What does he drop? Ice essence.

And now I can go in his home. I can take everything that belongs to him. Everything he's ever held dear and near to his heart is now mine.

Nothing, by the way. Nice dog. Nice dog. Nice dog. Nice dog. Oh, my cat's going after my PC wires.

No, not like this. Okay, if the stream suddenly dies, it's cuz my cat has chewed the power cable.

Stop. Okay, we're good. Cats, am I right? Take his ears. Give me your ears. It's like cats, if you're not paying attention, if you're not paying pay attention to me, pay attention to me if you don't pay attention to them.

Plan that I'm going to chew on your cables. I'm gonna grab your wrist. Stop grabbing at me. Stop.

Oh, look at that cave. Wow. Probably take a sip of water, though. Stop. What do you want?

I think my cat gets jealous when I'm talking to you guys. Why are you talking to them? You should be talking to me.

Stop, cat. Stop it. Stop. Stop. Please don't rip a hole in my sweater thing.

Stop cat. I don't think I've ever seen that. That still didn't kill him. They're going through him. I swear to God, they're going through them. Okay.

Okay, I'm going to be honest though, guys. I don't I don't know if the yetis are worth the uh essence. They're kind of They take a lot of hits. You're kind of You were kind of right.

They hit pretty hard. And they don't go down very easy. Uh they also don't have any friaking loot anywhere.

Although I Yeah, I've never been hit. Yeah, but uh Ow. Uh yeah, but uh we could technically upgrade some of my weapons, I think.

Bing bong bing bing bong. Is this it? Have we have we filled? Yeah. I think we can upgrade our stuff. You know what? I'm happy with that. We've made it from so I almost called it Boramir. We've made it from full Boramir

to Kobaltius. All right. Where is our Where's your portal? It's like here, isn't it? This way.

My neck hurts. What do you need to build? Um, what do we need to upgrade? Like, what kind of what kind of stuff do you need?

Does anybody have the does anybody have the wiki open? Your monitor is too low. What?

Oh no, my monitor's too high. That's what it is. My monitor is too high up for my face. I forgot what we were talking about. What are you talking about? My monitor for now. My monitors are too high up. Oopsie.

That's probably why. That's going to hurt in the morning, isn't it? You need a lot of dark cloth.

Is 28 enough? Perhaps 28. Need a booster seat. Uh, no. Not enough. What do you mean not enough? Perhaps 29. You wouldn't.

You wouldn't from the the mine. 20 is enough for armor, but to upgrade it's like Oh, what about the uh cobalt blades? Can we do cobalt cobalt cobalt blades?

I think to upgrade the table. Uh yeah. Coba blades. We should have enough for the blades.

Unless they require some ridiculous amount of some random ingredient. You have to upgrade the table to get the cobalt blades.

Lame. That's lame. I'm going to pit this moosh. Hello. You will need shadow scripts.

Maybe these guys have some. Maybe I can buy some. Oh, that's a big fish. What is that?

What are you? Whoa. Do you Caesar salad? No, thank you. Bye. Why can I not have this?

It's the kabukquaz. Yeah. Why are they named after that? Why are they named Is it named after Quebec?

Like Quebec Canada? Quebec. The Quebec. Is this game made in Canada? Is there is the dev team from Canada?

It's a Canadian company. Well, that would make sense. Canadians are little green people. Cute.

I can put you in my pocket and take you anywhere. Oh, that's a new bear.

Oh jeez. No, no, no, no, no go. Polar bears, the most terrifying animal to exist. Oh god. Oh jeez. Oh god.

Dead. Nice. White bear. Chili. Terrifying. They will hunt you for sport. What is it? No.

Polar bears hunt for sport or polar bears hunt to eat you. Yeah, that's what it is. They're not territorial. They literally hunt you because they want to eat you.

Terrible portal. Where art thou? Oh yeah, we got a couple kinks in the kinks in the portal system on that one.

We're going to have to fix that. Yep. Yes, we are. Oops. Oh, I have no gold.

I want to check on my chili peppers. Ah, they're so cute. Okay. A new furnace.

I have furnaces. We could smell more than one. We could do that. A new hand touches the beacon. A new furnace touches the beacon. A new A newy touches the AA.

A new furnace. A new furnace. a new furnace. And you get some wood. And you get some wood.

Sure is getting hot in here. Turns on,00 furnaces. It's a little toasty in here.

All right. Oh, we don't have any space. Okay, we need a new place for potion. A new potion place. And this is going to be the meat drawer. This is the meat. This is the food stuffs drawer. These I'm

going to display. Uh I love organizing. Hey, man. No, I never used to organize.

I was literally like the least organized player of Minecraft. It was so annoying. I'm pretty sure I I annoyed each and every one of you with how disorganized I always was.

It was a nightmare. It was It was uh It was terrible. It was awful. It was It was terrifying. Terrible.

And now look at me. I'm so organized. I've changed. This is going to be the potion chest.

Even though it should probably be up here so I remember that it's the potion chest. It should be up here by the This is going to bother me. It has to be up here.

It up up away from the cables. Thank you. Okay. Did I say you cat is becoming a problem? Did I say you could stop furnace? You beg for word.

What are we going to do with all the silver? My cat actually ended up chewing through a cable that I need for my audio interface. And I had uh a deadline. It was actually It was like just the other day. I had a I had a

deadline for uh a company that I'm working with and my cat chewed through the freaking cable like the day before that the deadline was and Oh, that is the worst feeling. It's literally having to go It's having to go

to people and say, "My dog ate my homework." type. Uh, hey, I know this is going to sound crazy, but my dog ate my homework.

Isn't that crazy? All right, we need a lot of wood. What tree has to die so I can power my furnaces?

I'm scared of the darkness, though. I'm tired of dealing with the dark creatures. I'm going to I'm going to turn this on real quick. Turn the lights on real quick. All right.

Let me kill a tree real quick. Morning Saba. Morning. Morning. Had to do. Yes, you can replant trees. You just have to buy the saplings. And the saplings cost uh the green uh life essence that you get from for

example harvesting mature crops and or I think sometimes killing stuff. I might be wrong though. I do know that harvesting things like this will give you a green orb and that's how you buy saplings here.

Wait, did that tree grow? past tense, present tense. Ah, okay. I planted this one and it grew. I don't know how to get a like a full tree, though, cuz the skinny ones will only give you twigs, whereas the big fat ones like this will

give you actual wood. All right, get cooking. Wait a minute. Yeah, this stuff. This is how you buy trees.

You got to buy trees. I want s'mores. Could it be my a bajillion furnaces are making you crave campfire sweets?

Could it be? Could it be Christine? Can't we just take it from nature? No.

Maybe I should make some arrows. How many did I do? Okay. To use another tanning rack.

Oh, that's right. We're going to upgrade our our deckers. Excuse me. Okay, guys. Scientists, how hot is it in here with three furnaces going? How hot does a furnace burn? Like 900° F.

Uh, would we have skin? I don't think we would have any skin at this point.

Oh my god, we can get those things. Oh. Oh. Oh, be very sweaty. Crispy.

Oh, yeah. We're quite a ways away from that. But I mean, this will work because then we have to get the night. And to get the night, we have to go to scary places. I've never even seen this. It

has to be in that the dark place past the broken ice lake. Goodbye thorium.

Goodbye hour. Hm. God, these things just absolutely chew. They chew through every burnable resource.

Um. Ooh, they're exactly the same. They probably do exactly the same thing. They do, but they're blue, so they are better.

DPS check. Was it three? Three to kill a bear. Actually, I don't know. 50.

Didn't I Did the I feel like the the thorium also did 49 damage. You wish they had actual stats. Yeah, that'd be kind of cool.

Exactly the same damage. Yeah, I'm thinking I got I think I got I got I got duped.

No no no no no. Same damage, just a different color. That's so silly. I guess we have to get the item mite.

Oops. Wait, that's why. Oh my god, we have so much. Maybe it scales higher with enemies.

Oh maybe. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, the helmet's kind of cool. I kind of want to Wait a minute. 12 663 615. Oh, they are. Wait, they have different Why is this kind of dooky?

What? Signature attack damage by three. That's not Terrible. Poison resistance. Projectile. Physical projectile. Wait.

Maybe they Maybe they expect you to get cobalt earlier. I thought I was making good progress. I thought I was making good time.

Cobalt buffs your damage. Yeah, it gives you I think it's your ultimate. It gives your ultimate more situational.

Wait, why did I take that out? Please leave the What? What? What? What? What? What? Stop.

See, the problem is now is when you have a cat and you go, "Hhuh?" No. They learn that that's how they get your attention.

I'm holding it with my feet right now. [laughter] Where do you think you're going? Huh?

Uh, stop. Stop this little ones. Little termite. Uh, okay though. God, I'm paranoid. Okay, I need more wood.

What a beautiful day to cut down a tree. Got your nose. Me next to me next.

Forgot your nose. Is this enough? Please. Ow. Okay, I think I have to go. My cat is They're being attacked.

Got your ears. Help. I think we did pretty good though today. Look at all this cobalt we got. Look at all this cobalt. We got all this cobalt.

We've got all of this uh stuff. Wait, physical resistance plus 12 + 5 physical plus five. Wait, these might be better. Wait. Physical resistance. Projectile. Projectile.

Physical. We aren't really getting poisoned anymore, though. You are not allowed to jump up here. No, no no no.

Ah. Uh. Or a cobalt pickaxe for the swag. All that stands between the goblin dukes and total domination of the underground regions is that they have yet to understand what this tool is.

You know what? Just because it's blue. Ah, I knew you were going to jump up here. Okay. Okay.

freaking cat man. Okay. Yes. All right. Okay. If I if I close my cat out of my streaming room, all you hear I'm pretty sure you could probably go back and listen. You could probably hear meow at the door.

My god, you guys. Guys, I hate to say it, but I think I'm swimming in ore. I don't know what to do. I think we are rich.

Rich rich with ore. This is annoying me. We're going to go do multiple trees.

We're rich. Oh my god, the lighthouse. I forgot about the lighthouse. I got so into getting all the the orum.

The orium or Carl. Did you do you guys know Vampire Survivors? Have you seen Vampire Crawlers? I already talked about this on stream, didn't I? Wow, such an interesting life I lead.

Whoops. I already talked about that anyway. It's okay. I used to get really down on myself for repeating things that I say uh like on stream like I've already said that like I just did. Oh my god, I just did it to

myself again. Please don't eat me. Um, but uh I don't know. And then I then I then I was watching a streamer that I really like and I realized that they like to repeat themselves quite a lot and I

realized it's a human trait to to repeat yourself. We live in I know but I feel Oh wow. I don't know. I guess I just feel like there's this expectation of streamers to always say, you know, have new things to talk about and new

experiences and new this and new that. Well, maybe some do, but I don't. Uh, I could tell you that I made a sourdough starter.

I meant to take a shower, but instead of taking a shower, I did laundry. I fed my cat. I did a I started a sourdough starter and then I think I put something in the oven. I'm not quite sure, but I didn't shower.

But I'd like to tell you that my sourdough starter just started to mold instead. It didn't actually sourdough.

Hey, I need your poops. I'm here to collect your poop. You like me? Wait, that's so cute.

Give me your milk. Thank you. Yes. That is better cuz they're blue, isn't it?

Yeah. My my sourdough starter, I noticed a white fuzzy patch on it. Don't think it's supposed to be white and fuzzy. It smells um It smells sour. Kind of like vinegarish, which is correct. It should smell it's it's okay for it to smell

funky, but it's I don't think it's supposed to be moldy. All right, time to No, don't put the fire in the fire. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Shoo. I keep saying that's butter, but it's not butter, baby. It's not butter, baby.

That's gold, baby. That ain't butter. Hi, welcome to the organization stream. I'm Saba. Nice to meet you.

It's hot in here. I guess I can make more uh arrows. 40 cinder cloth straps. Where am I supposed to buy that?

Are you going to put the lucky poop? It has to stay in my pockets because otherwise it will it will it will uh it will be destroyed. I am going to go pick up my neighbors.

Cuz you're Yeah, cuz your 247 arrows are done. Now what? Now what are you going to do?

Now what are you going to do? Huh? Now what are you going to do?

Stupid. You get a good [groaning] Stop. You think it works if I step in it? Yep.

Let's see. Is this stronger? No, it's not. Guys, I hate to say it, but I think cobalt is a bit of a I think it might just be cosmetic.

I do believe cobalt is just pick a color. Do you want green or blue, but it's blue, so it's better.

And to answer your question, no, I do need more than 247 arrows. Thank you very much.

I'll make that 285 arrow 300 even. Bear trap [music] MVP. You can use it on mobs in a straight line and they all get stuck. Good to know. Good to know.

Stretch. Thank you for your work. Thank you for your hard work. Oh well. Next time, next time. Next time.

85. Okay, we've come away with 85 cobalts, nine gold, almost 30 silver, excuse me.

Not bad. When do you think they'll drop the full game? I have no idea.

I haven't got a single clue. Wait, I have 358 arrows. All [laughter] right. Well, I guess this is fine.

Blood petals. These are kind of hard to find. Blood petals come from blood roses, and I've only ever seen like three blood roses before.

I don't know if you'll be able to plant them or maybe they grow a lot in the Adamite land. You can grow them. How?

Farm them. How? You've seen them in zone one. Isn't this zone one? One more thing.

One more thing. They glow red at night so they're easier to see. Man, you got to run around and hunt them though.

One more thing. Build the entire lighthouse. No, no, no, no, no. One more thing.

Can I get him? He's looking right at me. Get in the box. Wait, he's kind of cute up close. I take it back to his little his little thingies.

Does this not work? Rotten brother. No, no, no, no. Stay here. Stay stay. How do I use this? Left click.

Uhhuh. Is he too big? He's too big. I'm just bashing it on top of his head.

Come on. Get in. Come on. In the box. Come on. Hello. But it refused.

At least he's letting me near him now. Okay, I'm going to try and catch a lobster then.

Yeah, that's right. If that were for you. Hello. Come here. Come here. Come here.

Get in my box. They go in the box. What is this for then? like a chicken.

Well, I've made it now. I want to get something in a crate. A baby pig.

It's perfect. Hello. Come here. I just want to touch your belly. Sucked him right up. Can I get your brother too?

I've acquired the hog. I'll name him Biglet. Okay, so apparently the crustations are too large.

We can get one at a time. I'm going to let him loose in my house.

Uh, but I should probably make him uh I have a feed bag. We could leave that in the house, too.

First stations are too. Oh dear. Okay, we're good. [laughter] I was running out of air. Did you see that? I had like a suffocation bar.

Terrible. Terrible. I was drowning. I just realized I was drowning. Okay, wait. That's a fun portal. Pow. Wow. My life was flashing before my very eyes.

All right. We'll leave some food in here for him. He has the whole place to himself. We'll call him Biglet.

All right, little guy. Welcome to your new home. Welcome home. He hates it. He hates me. Wait, wait, wait. No.

All right. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. This is my bed. Or you can sleep there if you if you really really want to. Um, don't go through the portals downstairs cuz you probably won't come back.

You will be eaten by whatever lives out there. There's food. There's an endless supply of feed for you.

Uh, and I'll be back. Uh, I don't know. All right. Wait. No. Okay. Meow. Meow. Yeah.

Okay. Well, guys, [music] I think that's going to do it for me today. Um, my wrists hurt. So, I'm going to go ahead and rest my my wrist for today. Thank you guys so much for joining me and watching me play

a little bit of uh Hight Tail again. I won't play it again. I promise. Until the second update comes out and then I might play it again. I I don't know. I don't know what that was either.

But uh thank you guys for hanging out with me. I hope you have a fantastic rest of your day or your evening or whatever you're going to get up to.

Don't mind that. Um I'll see you next time. Okay. Byebye. Say bye-bye. Saba by sa that sounds like my stomach. Okay, bye guys.

Goodbye. Thank you for all your gifted members. Bye-bye.