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Uh, I don't have any music, but I'm here, so I may as well just say hello.
Casual first-time playthrough of a new Donkey Kong game with humorous commentary and reflections on gameplay and lore.
Key Takeaways
- The video is a casual, humorous first playthrough of a new Donkey Kong game.
- Streamer provides entertaining commentary blending gameplay, personal anecdotes, and gaming culture.
- The game features simple mechanics focused on punching and collecting bananas with a fun, fast pace.
- Technical streaming setup and quality are discussed openly, adding a relatable streamer perspective.
- Viewer engagement is maintained through jokes, lore curiosity, and interactive reflections.
Summary
- Streamer starts with no music or audio, casually introducing the session and discussing typical streaming habits.
- First-time experience playing a Donkey Kong game, exploring gameplay mechanics like punching, jumping, and collecting bananas.
- Humorous and lighthearted commentary on game features, including assist mode, motion sickness, and game controls.
- Streamer expresses curiosity about Donkey Kong lore, especially the character's veneers and personality.
- Gameplay includes exploration of banana mining sites, collecting golden bananas, and fighting enemies.
- Streamer reflects on streaming quality, bitrate, and occasional technical issues during the session.
- Mentions comparisons to other games like Kirby and Deep Rock, and jokes about naming the stream.
- Engages with viewers through casual talk about food, energy levels, and gaming culture references.
- Discusses game reviews and frame rate concerns but enjoys the game’s fast-paced action and visuals.
- Ends with plans for future streams and thanks viewers for watching.
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Yo, you see I changed, I changed sources and now monkey bananas on my monitor and I didn't want to switch back my sources to make sure that the audio was on the right side. So, I just don't have any
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audio this time. Whoops. So, I mean, I just sit here usually in silence anyway. Start the stream and sit here in silence for three minutes. It's like I keep looking at the time. Oh, okay. 2 minutes. Is that too much? No, I
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can leave it another minute. Oh, 3 minutes. Yeah. Okay, that, that, that's enough. That's enough.
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Okay though. Yo ho. Today we're playing the monkey game. I've heard this one. I've never played a Donkey Kong game. I don't think ever.
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Uh, so this is my first. This is my first monkey game. The first monkey game purposefully making us wait. Well, that's the point of the intro.
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You know what? I bet, I bet that quite a few. Qu, I bet most streamers just sit in silence. Either that, either they start the stream and they sit there in silence waiting or they start the stream and
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they maybe go get a drink and maybe they use the toilet. But otherwise, I bet you they're just sitting there doing the same thing because otherwise we would just start the stream and start talking right away, right? Like we're here
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unless we're, you know, using the toilet or getting a drink or cleaning. Who would clean their cat's litter box right as they start the stream? Do that before. Do that before you start the stream. You start the vocal exercises. I've done that before.
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I have done that before. If I have like a really scratchy scr, if I'm not like not awake, then I will do weird five minute voice warm-up. Quick midstream. Start the stream. Decide to go do the dishes. Be right back. Be
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right back. But then I think it's weird when I've seen streamers have like 20 minutes start screens. Start screens.
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Anyway, I just heard a, I just heard a, I just heard a mouth noise I made and now I'm in a, now I'm upset. So, I'm going to, I'm just going to, we're going to start playing the game now. We're going to
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play the monkey game. Sorry. Anyway, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Okay, hold on.
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Yo, by the way, did I say yoho? I don't know. Yo, you did. Okay. Okay, good.
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Um, go go go go. Y banana. Banana. Banana. You should be accumulating bananas. Ah, that was aggressive.
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Should I play assist mode? I saw somebody say that if you use assist mode, it treats you like a literal baby, which, uh, normal is fine.
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Nintendo comes to your house and literally treats you like a toddler, burps you and whatnot, puts you to nap. Actual babies. Well, okay.
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Hi, the moon. I'm excited. I want to play a chill game like this. Last time I played a chill game that I had a really fun time with, but it's like I think I played Kirby. I just remember I said poo a whole lot. Po.
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[Music] Hey, what's the stream bit rate look like today? Because what happened last time? Do I look okay? Is this quality acceptable? Volume too loud. What?
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Cuz I haven't changed anything. Hello. I'm under the water. Punch. Wait, where's the Y button? Oh my god.
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Oh my god. Playing, playing with a girl. Where's the Y button? I don't remember where it is.
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Monkey. What the, okay. Oh my god, I'm going to throw up. Wait, which is the, wait, what?
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You can break dance. What the heck? I'm going to try not to make too many monkey noises cuz that's going to get annoying real quick.
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Whoa. Oh, so this game just came out. Okay, I think I saw somewhere somebody mentioned probably like a, like a journal game mentioned monkey game is barf simulator.
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I'm going to do my best not to get motion sick. This is punching game. This kind of reminds me of, uh, deep rock.
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So we punch with Y. Oo yeah. I think the saving grace will be the fact that like you move so much. I don't really even have to look at the screen.
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There's so much going on. How do I jump? How do I jump, Nintendo? How do I jump?
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That's not how you jump. Okay. A is jump. Rocking stone. It is a little rocking stony.
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I'm so excited to learn the Donkey Kong lore. Like, why does he have dentures?
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What, what happened in his life that made him turn to, uh, not dentures, excuse me.
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What happened? What made him get veneers? Not dentures. What happened? I want to know what happened in the lore that made him decide to get veneers. It's really sad.
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Nobody likes their natural teeth anymore. Everybody. Ooh, bananium. Banum. Banium. Banium. Chip. Glo check.
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What chapter is the veneer chapter? Banana. Oh my god. Banana. Oh, banana. I should swap sides. But this is the side the game is on. Let's try. Let's try.
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Ooh, banana. Does this look weird? Wa! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, this is kind of fun. Is this what all Donkey Kong games are like?
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Whoa. Where am I? Okay. The other Donkey Kong games are a pain, but this game is so fun. You just press the same button. You press Y over and over again. Banana mining site. Ba min. Banana money. Banana mining site.
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So, I was going to tweet out that I was pounding potassium earlier, but I thought that might be, uh, taken out of context in a weird way.
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So, I was having a really hard time trying to figure out what to title it.
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Beating banana. Punching banana. Punching banana still sounds bad. Um, pounding potassium. Uh, cuz it took every ounce of me not to name this stream the funny monkey stream.
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Banana pounder. They all sound bad, guys. They all sound bad. They all sound like they're going to get taken out of context.
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[Music] Hey guys, slamming nanners tonight. Slamming nanners together tonight. Wait. Anyway, I ate a banana today. Just for this stream, I ate a banana. So, don't worry. Dium. Banana boat. All aboard the banana boat.
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How could that be taken out of context? Oh, you look pleased as punch. You must have dug up a golden banana.
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She ate real food for once. I did. I had banana, but then I also had like a meal, which is probably why I'm a little sleepy cuz I try not to eat before when I stream because then I get really
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tired. It's not so much tired. Like, I'm sure I'll listen back to this and be like, "Oh, I sound fine. I sound fine." But I need my body to turn the carbohydrates into energy. Right now, it's still carbohydrates.
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Slamming bananas with the homies in Donkey Kong. That's all you can say. You have to say in Minecraft. Slamming bananas in Donkey Kong. Pounding potassium in Donkey Kong. Donkey Gong. Dong.
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Folks are finding gem-like bananas all over this mine. It's a yellow letter day. I bet there are more buried up ahead. Find the banana. Step one, find banana. Oh. Step one, find banana.
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Okay. And do, oh. Oh. Oh. You can like jump and punch. Oh. Oh. So. He's so aggressive. Oh, wait. This is kind of, this is great.
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Wait a sec. I watched a game review of this and people were like, uh, you know, it's a little, it's a bit of a shame that this new game on the Switch 2 has, uh, frame rate drops, but
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there's so much going on on the screen. I'm sure it's fine. I'm sure it's fine.
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It's not that noticeable cuz I'm so busy fighting all the bananas. This is so zoomer.
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Just cuz something is good, you can't say it's Zoomer. Rip grip. So, are you collecting coins or bananas? Technically, those are coined bananas.
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What is the point of this? I don't care, but I like it. You say it's zoomer because it's, wait, what is it? Because something is makes it bad. Not unnecessarily.
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But I know what you mean. I think. Well, I don't know. I don't know.
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Wait, I'm supposed to be finding bananas. Wait a sec. Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! A fish monkey.
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Do they have such thing as a monkey fish? I don't know if there's a thing as a monkey fish. There's like parrot fish, there's dogfish, there's catfish, there's probably like a tiger fish. Quick, somebody look up a monkfish. There's a
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monkfish. There's like sea monkeys that you can get and you grow in the jar.
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A sea monkey. Yeah, you can grow, you can grow sea monkeys. Have you guys ever seen a mosquito larvae hatch in your hand?
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It's crazy. It's the weirdest thing. It is pre
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You lost your appetite. It's just a little bit of science. It's just a little bit of science with our Donkey Kong today. I keep thinking I'm saying his name wrong. Donkey Kong.
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I feel like we just met. I'm scared I'm going to get his name wrong. Donkey Kong. His name is Donkey Kong.
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DK. Donkey Kong mosquito fish mosquito larva. I found me a whopper. You can't say that. You can't say that.
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Is whopper a trademarked term? You can't. Wait, I missed the They They can't. They can't. They can't.
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Banana Whopper. I barely know her. I think I missed some. I'm so sorry. Ancient cave.
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This is great. Maybe by the end of this I will actually like monkeys. I doubt it. But you know what? This is making a very good case.
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This is making a good case for monkeys. This looks like it's going to explode.
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What is that? Nothing. I don't like monkeys. No, they scare me. Monkey. He's not a monkey. He's an ape.
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Isn't that a monkey? I was trying to find some funny monkey puns too. What? What did I have? Marma see you later.
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Orangutang. You glad that I'm streaming? You're looking mighty baboonful today, might I say. Wait, wait, I had another one.
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Your cheeks are as your your cheeks your your cheeks they're blushing that of your cheeks are wait.
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Is that the behind of a baboon or are you just happy to see me because you're blushing like the Wait, no.
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Did that make sense? Wait, what? Your blush is bad of the behind of a baboon. And I find a baboon pimple.
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Wait. R. Which one's the R button? Okay. Make it stop. We just started though.
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What a sight. You have to work soon. All right. I hope your day is nice and chimpanzeee.
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[Music] You're at work. What are you doing watching the stream? Better not be monkeying around.
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Please, please stop. This is not Why am I whistling? Woo! No, this is monkey business.
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What are these hand slap? Whoa. Wait, that's kind of cool. What do you make of this boy?
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Monkey time it. Wait, that's pretty sick. What are you playing? I'm playing monkey simulator. I have yet to find the button that makes me it.
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Shut up. Let me let me let me deliver that. Let me deliver that better.
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This is Monkey Simulator. My first time playing. Where's the button that lets me? No, I can't say it. Nintendo's going to break my stream live. What?
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Nintendo's going to Nintendo's going to break my system live on stream. No, I'll say it eventually. I got to I got to say it. It's not even going to be funny by the time I say it cuz I already
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ruined it. I knew I was going to ruin it. Hello from Switzerland. Hello Switzerland.
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I can't point you out on a map, but hello. I always get you mixed up with the other one.
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Oh my god. Wait, look around. What a barren wasteland. Are those clouds below? Wait, there's stuff down here. There's stuff down here. There's banana coins down here.
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Wait, am I pressing the right one? No. I thought I was pressing Y. We need some Iowa.
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If there should be if there was a character from Iowa, they would be collecting corn.
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No, wait. Iowa or Idaho? I get you guys mixed up, too. Iowa and Idaho. Idaho is the potato, guys.
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Do you both do corn? No. Do you both do potatoes? Wait. A wait a Oh, do you have anything nice to say about New Jersey? No.
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I'm kidding. I'm joking. I'm joking, but I don't have anything. I mean, I don't have anything to say, but I am joking.
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The one guy from New Jersey is like, "A, wait a minute. Wait, I'm from New Jersey." You know what they say about New Jersey?
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The best thing to come out of New Jersey is the bus. The bus leaving.
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Although the same could be said about I think they say the same can be said about New York, but I I won't say I mean I don't know. Isn't people from New York and New Jersey? Aren't you guys
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practically the same? You're like you're like bros. You're like it's I mean it's pretty much the same. You guys sound the same.
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Oh my gosh. This is just like deep rock. Oh my god. It's just like defro. This is just like defro. What do you mean no?
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They hate each other. I doubt that. I don't think they do. No, I don't I don't I don't believe that. I don't.
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Same but different. Wait, am I in this? Am I Is this the right room?
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Rock and stone. Ah, this is like when you wait. Oh my god. What was he saying?
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Thanks for the save, DJ. We're rich. I can play mod in Deep Rock now. That's so cool. I can show you all my stupid mods I have on Deep Rock.
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Hey, that's so cool. Where? This game is so fun. Wait, it kind of looks like honeycomb. A little bit. A little. A tiny bit. A little tiny bit.
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I like the one that puts googly eyes on the loot bugs. Oh my god.
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How's the bit rate? Monkey noises. Wow. How's the bit rate? She asked. Just one solid color.
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This is important. Is it struggling? It's just one giant pixel. is one giant yellow pixel.
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I was going to say something, but I don't remember. Well, wait. No, wait. Go figure. Hey, I really like playing Night Rain.
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And I saw the clip of me dodging Marget that one time and I saw there was a comment. Somebody was like gashing me up like, "Wo, I can't believe Sabo dodged so well. Wow, I can't believe it." And then
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immediately afterwards there was like a there was a a from software guy like um actually she was panic dodging. This wasn't impressive at all. All you literally was just panic dodging and I was going to reply like me when I hate fun or something like
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that, but then I actually watch the clip and it does look like I'm panic dodging the whole time.
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It's like cool for 0.3 seconds and then I am just panic dodging. But if you look at it as you know the fact that I don't actually play from software games at all uh other than like second briefly then
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that was pretty good. That's pretty good. It's like if your mom if you gave the controller to your mother and she started dodging Marget, uh, would you be proud of her or would you be like, "Ah, she's just panic
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dodging." Don't you be like, "Wow, I can't believe my mother is dodging Marget. That's kind of like crazy." That's kind of crazy and I want to tell my friends.
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Uh, so pretty much is what I'm trying to say is it was kind of cool. I don't think I can collect all of these.
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Saba mom got it. More like little sister. No, I'd want to be like I don't know actually.
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S banana. I can see you guys. Salana. Look at his veneers. They look so bad.
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Somebody should have told him that his teeth are perfect the way they were. Oh, Donkey Kong.
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Yeah. [Music] We're getting sucked up into the big meatball in the sky. He's naked.
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[Music] [Music] That was really bright. Great. Googly mooly. He's naked. He's naked. Was that a Zelda reference with the moon? I couldn't finish that game. It stressed me out too bad. Give me nightmares.
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Zelda. Wait, which one was that? Majora's Mask. I remember trying to play Majora's Mask and it just repeatedly gave me nightmares because I was so stressed out. I didn't know what to do. That was before I knew that. Um, you probably
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just have to open up like a game guide if you're so stressed out about it. And before you tell me, "Wow, I can't believe you need a game guide. I played that all by myself when I was like 10. I
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didn't need a game guide." Good for you. Good for you. Stop typing. Okay, Donkey Kong.
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Yeah, that scared me. That scared me when I tried to play it. Give me nightmares. Punch upwards. Where's the X button?
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Bit rate is crashing. Bit rate is crashing. Did you know I've never once changed my bit rate? So, it's not my fault.
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It's not my problem. I've never changed my bit rate. My bit rate is always good. You're supposed to tell me my bit rate is always good.
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We know. Um, is it really that bad? I was going to change my encoder.
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Actually, I was going to change my encoding, but I got nervous that it was going to mess up the stream. I got nervous. I did, but I should do it anyway because life is short. Life is short. Change your codeex coding,
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whatever it's called. Change your change your whatever that is. Life is short. Change your bit rate.
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Woohoo. encoding. Life is short. Put a micro put a banana in the microwave. Life is short.
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This game is great. This is exactly what I wanted. You know when you buy a game? You know when you buy a $70 game and you're like, "Man, I sure hope that this is what I'm hoping it's going to be." And then it turns out
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it's not. And you're thinking, "Wow, well okay. But then when you buy a $70 game and you're like, "Wow, this is like exactly what I had hoped for at this right now." So far, so far so good.
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Oo! [Music] [Music] [Applause] This game is 70 bucks. Yeah, life is short. Don't buy $70 games.
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Oh, sorry. Where are my manners? Well, I got nervous because I I didn't know I didn't know like you have to be so tiptoey with with what you do with I don't know the stories I've been hearing about the Nintendo players getting their
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like accounts shut down or their systems break. I don't know if it's true, mind you. I don't know if it's true.
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Allegedly, [Music] I got I'm a little worried. There's a lot of stuff I wanted to do, but I got nervous. Like I was going to make a I was going to do a bit where I had a I
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had a um what's it called? A speedrun timer. And I was going to put it above my head and said uh speed running until my switch gets bricked because I'm going to say something that is going to be very offensive or I'm
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going to put something in the thumbnail that's offensive or I'm going to make a bad joke or um [Music] I he with the others more punchy.
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Life is too short not to be yourself. That's true. Life is short. Life is fast. Um, so just have fun. Have fun.
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As long as you're not hurting anybody else, just have fun. Fine. Fine. Fine. How could this game Wait a second. How could you have an even easier game mode than this? Is this not the game?
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ZR. Grab. [Music] Is this not the game? This is a baby spine. I'm not afraid of easy mode anymore.
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Although, I'm pretty sure I I recently streamed something where I was afraid of easy mode. What was it? Resident Evil.
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Resident Evil, which I will go back to, by the way. I do want to play Resident Evil some more.
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I just I wanted to play this today. I wanted to play the funny monkey game cuz monkeys are so funny. Monkeys are so funny. I love monkeys. No, I don't. I'm just kidding. No, this game is not changing my opinions. I don't like
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monkeys. Monkeys scare me. Doobie likes monkeys. I feel like Dubia has sent me a picture of a monkey going, "Look how cute it is." Like I feel if anybody were to get a pet monkey eventually, I feel like it would be
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[Music] delicious today. Me? You think I'm handsome? You think I'm handsome? Okay, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. Let's go.
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Slap the monkey. That's why I want to play That's why I want to play Black and White, the PC ROM game, is because you can get a monkey and then slap it.
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I want to play that game on stream so bad. I have to figure out how to do it.
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How do I do that? Quick flip back down. [Music] Hello. I want to play. Those of you that know how to let me How do I play that? Like, let me know how to play that. Is it on
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Gogg? I haven't checked. I Wait, maybe I did check a while ago. I might have checked like a really long time ago.
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I must check. Good old games. I can't explain it in chat. Put it in the comments.
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[Music] What are we doing? Going that way. Let's go that way. Meet up with the others.
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Am I going to get like Donkey Kong people telling me I'm bad at Donkey Kong? Can you actually be bad at Donkey Kong?
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I don't think you can be bad at Donkey Kong. Ah, I think I'm bad at Donkey Kong.
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If I die, this is really going to be embarrassing. If I die at Donkey Kong, that's going to be so embar I have to end this stream. I'm going to be so sad because have to have to turn the stream on.
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My brain hurts [Applause] this way. Dying in the baby game. And here it goes.
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No, I won't die. I won't die. I won't die. We're fine. Why is it covered in purple?
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[Music] I didn't need any of that. [Applause] It's so hard. What do I do? I skipped. I did. I skipped the monkey.
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Sorry. This part is so satisfying. [Applause] What about the ster fell down? a favor. Suddenly fall down with us, right?
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Go there. Yeah, you got it. So, this is Monkey Simulator the game, huh? I've never played before. This is my first time playing the Monkey Simulator game, but I but I but I can't seem to find the button.
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Where's Hey, guys. So, where's [Applause] Whatever. Whatever. I can't. Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. Who called me a monkey?
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[Music] Oh tear. Me trying to fix my PC. [Music] It's it's it's [Applause] a baby. What is it?
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Where where am I? This speaks English. [Music] Eat it. [Music] Bye. Be so scary.
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Why can't we see Donkey Kong's individual cheeks? That's a bummer. I think it'd be funny if we could see his butt. I think it'd be more endearing if we could see his individual butt cheeks and not his weird veneer teeth. Sorry.
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I think it would go further if we could see his individual cheeks. You will later. We will.
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That's the red stuff. Who's that? Are we Wait, wait, wait. Are we like console's getting bricked? Wait, no, Nintendo. I meant it. I meant it genuinely.
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I don't want to see Donkey Kong's cheeks. I take it back, Nintendo. I'm so sorry, Nintendo. I am sincerely I am sincerely apologizing. I do not wish to see anything of the sort of Donkey Kong, the the Donkey Kong monkey man. He is
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perfect as he is. Yes. And he doesn't show his teeth. Make music. [Music] You the one who saved me.
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I don't like how it speaks English. I want you to speak some kind of mythical language. I want you to go.
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Want to go? Go with you. I want to go. Go with you. If Donkey Kong goes, then the rock needs to go.
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The rock needs to go, you know, some other language like that would be better for my immersion.
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I'm a game journalist now, by the way. I'm going to be giving a heartfelt review of this game. Okay.
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The power of the odd rock's voice would win. My help. Can you whistle? Can you whistle?
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He wait is this is this lure Donkey Kong likes to whistle. I cannot whistle. Wait, I can whistle.
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I could whistle. How come Donkey Kong speaks English in the movie, but then in the game he just goes [Music] the Seth Roie needed a paycheck.
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Yeah like I don't know what that sounds like. Seth Rogan is an actor that I can see in my head, but I can't mimic the noise of. I mean, I can see what he sounds like in my head, but I couldn't I couldn't mimic
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it for you. All right. Sorry. That's I just Where am I meant to go?
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[Music] Hi. What's he sound like? Oh, wait. Wait, wait. It sounds like he's always choking on his air, doesn't he? Like, but he's like talking through it. I think that's what Seth Rogan sounds like, but I might be confusing him for
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somebody else. Hey, Purple Rock. Maybe you can help me get in here. Break the seal.
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That's accurate. You guys, uh, I've been looking for I've been in the market for a I'm trying to figure out nice to model.
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Dude, there's so many talented There's so many talented artists out there. So many talented modelers. Um, it's trick me.
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[Music] There's so many I've I've got so many people written down that I'm going to like hopefully contact you like hello.
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I'm excited. [Applause] This is telling me where to go. Oh, excellent. Oh, excellent. Yeah, wait, what did I say? Oh god, what did I say?
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Is the town okay? That's what I was going to say. Where we buried I don't know that like planet came and buried the entire monkey town underground.
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Aren't they punching out foundation rock? This is not going to end horribly for the monkey village.
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No, Donkey Tong, not that wrong. He literally doesn't care. [Music] [Applause] Ah, I don't know how to do this.
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The stream is lagging. Wait, is it bad? Is it bad? One guy. It was definitely more than one guy. It was definitely more than one guy. If it's good for I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't be
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surprised if there's some kind of lag. Isn't there always a problem? There's always something, you know. There's always something.
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There's always something. [Music] [Applause] I hope your lagging subsides. I really do. That sucks. That makes me angry when I watch a stream and it's lagging.
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Ah, what is that? Wait, I need to collect this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The way stop talking to me. If you're going to talk to me, you have to you have to say something like need to rip your own rock. You can you
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can use like a weapon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What a idiot. Stop breaking my immersion. What immersion?
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We're playing We're playing Donkey Kong. Is my tutorial? Oh, wait. Am I not supposed to kill this thing?
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Donkey Kong is real. Donkey Kong is not real. [Applause] Donkey Kong is not real.
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He can't hurt you. We need to have a talk cuz we need we need to talk.
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You saw him last Wednesday. Where? Where did you see him? No. No. Sit down. Sit down. Where did you see him?
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[Applause] [Music] [Applause] He was in your bedroom. [Applause] Oh, wait. A big apple. Have a snack.
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Donkey Kong is love. Donkey Kong is life. Do people really like this character that much? Donkey Kong. Is it offensive if I say that character?
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Is that offensive? That character? That guy. Is that offensive? Let's go. He's all right. You just kind of go.
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No, it's mine. It's eight. That eight. I have nothing against Donkey Kong. I think the man donkey.
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That's the only thing I know about that. D. I was going to try and remember if I saw Planet of the Apes, but I don't I don't know. I always get Planet of the Apes and 28 Days Later, 28 Wait, 28 weeks
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later or something always mixed up, isn't there? Cuz there's monkeys in that movie too.
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What's the one where they spray the monkeys with the hose? That's Planet of the Apes. That was a weird movie. What do you mean? How? There's monkeys.
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[Applause] 28 later. Oh, you made me I blew into my mic. 28 later. talking stop.
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You did what? It sucked up the bananas and took off the aliens. There's monkeys in 28 Days Later. That's how the virus starts. That's how Killian Murphy gets uh hit by a zombie. Silly Murphy. Killian Murphy. I don't know how
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to say his name. That's literally what happens in the movie. How do you not know this? The movie's been out for so long. That movie's older than you are. How do you not know this?
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Oh my god. How do you not know this? This is my favorite spot. Why?
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Oh, apple juice. I have apple juice. Apple juice is great. [Applause] Is there fall damage?
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I'm going to go this way. Yummy. Apple juice. [Music] Well, what's down there? I'll kill you.
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First movie was okay. The second one was bad. Wait. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. The planet of the apes swan. Which one is it? Where there's the Wait, which one is it?
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Planet of the apes where the monkeys, they feed them Oreos or Chips Ahoy or something in the cages. And those two people, they go on a date and they thought it was cool to go on the date and spray the monkeys with a hose. They
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thought that was like going to I don't know impress the the ladies. It's Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
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Wow. James Franco one. Yeah, I watched that one. It was weird. It was weird.
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I don't know if I like that. I don't really remember. The only thing that I remember about it was the the chipsoy.
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But the reason it stood out to me was because when they were feeding the monkeys the cookies, the chips ahoy bag. Chips aoy don't come in a bag like that. It was very It was very clearly a unless you can prove it
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otherwise. It was very very It was a It was a problem. It had to have been just don't come in bags.
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They wanted they wanted human instead. It was a prop bag. Totally was. Totally was. Like in the in like Lays Chip commercials when they have the just the Lays chip prop bag and it doesn't look like Lays Chip bag. It's it looks like
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it's made out of fabric and it's really weird and stiff. It's perfectly stiff so you can clearly see the logo.
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Just in case you forget what a what a Lays bag looks like. Minis come in a bag. They come in those like little mini on the go gas station ones.
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What are Oh, walkers are what the UK calls Blaze, right? For whatever reason. Ouch.
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If it was product placement though, why would they put them in an inappropriate? Why? That's misleading. Product placement. Chipsoy, don't come in a bag.
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Why would they put them in a I'll change the subject or why would they do that? I don't understand. I don't I don't get it. That's incorrect. That's incorrect.
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That's not That's not correct. You're going off script. Haven't died yet. Haven't died yet. I'm still playing the donkey game.
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I love donkey monkey. I love dong. Kong Kong dong. That's bad marketing. Donkey Kong.
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I tried to shorten it. Didn't work. Don't shorten it. Not shorten it. Mickey Mouse, is that you?
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Okay. Okay. [Applause] Sure. Woo. Whoops. Yes. Yes. Yeah. [Applause] Conky dong. Donkey dong. Con I'm going to stop. Sorry.
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A bad monkey. It's a lizard. [Music] Jus. Yes. Ah, no. Donkey, stop. Donkey monkey.
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Wait, wait. I watched the streamer play this. You can just do this. Beat the ever.
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Break the stick. No. First try. There's no way. This is This is not supposed to be hard.
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Oh, first try. You know what? Actually, I shouldn't say that. I should say thank you for being so supportive. Thank you. Thanks for gassing me up. Yeah. Thanks for rising me up. Yeah. Yeah.
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Thank you. Good at Donkey Kong, which means I'm good at games. Not a nacho cheese.
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A nacho cheese banana. [Music] Wow. This boss took you 9 hours. Wow. Imagine I know I'm lost and I don't know where to go.
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What was that? [Applause] Okay. 10 out of 10 game. 10 out of 10 game. Absolutely. 10 out of 10.
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Okay, let's jump. [Music] title drop. [Music] Now the game starts, I think. Wait, now I'm nervous. But that's the end. It's not the end. I think this game is like 20 hours long.
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Maybe 20 hours. God, apple juice is so good. Hey, it's that other game. I'm going to wreck it.
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[Applause] Apple juice is good for lunch. Apple juice is like it's like an energy drink, but it's purely sugar. Sugar. I had too much coffee today. I had the really bad anxieties. I only had two cups of coffee
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and it was enough to make me like anxious in the bad way. Put your tongue back in your mouth. Why does it look so stupid?
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Put your tongue back in your mouth, you idiot. Banana. Oh, banana. [Music] Hey, what this? Press a hold to unlock a new skill.
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Ooh, we have a skill tree. What are we doing? Health plus one. I'll take that.
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Okay. Punch power. Better sonar. Monkeys don't have sonar, do they? You love bananas. You love bananas, DK.
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Yeah, I guess I do. My kids are like bananas. They're all right. My kids are all right.
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Man, sometimes my ears itch so bad. Just It's like overwhelming. [Music] I should start destroying the terrain, but it's so fun.
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[Music] Which ear? That's true cuz I have four. I technically have four ears. [Music] What do you mean?
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What do you mean? Okay. He's not meant to go. He's not meant to go.
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Wait a sec. [Music] Wait wait wait. Yeah, that's what I meant to do. Okay satisfied.
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Monkey based street fighting. [Music] I can. Okay. A fossil. [Music] I just I just That's gross.
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Thank you. Sorry. Okay, I should have I was going to mute. We don't do that anymore. We don't do that here. Not today. Thank you.
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A treasure map. Hidden items on the map. Where's the minus button on this thing?
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Oo. [Music] Oh. [Music] Ah, that's so cool. This game is so high effort. Oh my god.
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This my They made the Mario game, didn't they? Mario, the Mario 3D that everybody liked. I never played that game.
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That one. I don't know what it's called. Mario Odyssey. Demon Casinos. Mario Odyssey. The Odyssey.
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Odysius. I never played Mario Odyssey, but I've heard all the good things about it. I don't know. It didn't look that interesting to me. It kind of just looked like New York. And I remember I thought, well, that's not very
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interesting to me. [Music] Epic musical reaction, please. Nimi did say in the video did send in the group chat. She said, she's like, "Here guys, by the way, this is what I keep singing when we play the night rain.
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You They don't take too kindly to outsiders. You best get out of here. Animals live here.
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Um, I'm the bigger monkey. Therefore, what I say goes. What's with all the New York slander?
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There's someone over there. I don't have No, I'm sorry. Just pick it on. You know, it's either the British or New York.
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Sorry. I'm just finding you. I'm just finding himow. [Music] [Music] Ammonite. Ammonite. Ammonite. What did I say? Ammonite. Ammonite.
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[Music] A minute. [Music] Wait a second. Is that a fish? No. Like a little crab.
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How cute. Blue. Can you find blue crabs? Like you can play. You can find blue crawfish. Can you also find blue crabs?
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That would be kind of cool. I'm a nine. Is this Minecraft? This is the donkey.
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No, Kong game. This is This is the Mario. No, this is the monkey game.
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You must be able to find blue crabs. There's blue lobsters. There's blue crawfish. So, blue crab makes sense.
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It's a crustation. This is a Don Kong game. Exactly. He's not a donkey, though.
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Why isn't he a donkey? Why do you call him Donkey Kong if he's not even a donkey? Can you actually tell me the name though? Like the the reason behind the name Donkey Kong?
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His name is Donkey, but why? He's actually a Kong. What is a Kong? He's called Donkey Kong because he's stubborn like a donkey.
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[Music] They thought donkey meant stupid in English. Well, I mean, they're kind of right.
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I mean, I guess you could use it as an insult. You call somebody a donkey, it just be a little weird. All right, nice.
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Go, you donkey. Although, I feel like you'd be more likely to hear. Now, I might be wrong, but I feel like rather than calling somebody a donkey, you a nice way to insult somebody in English lesson.
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Instead of calling somebody a donkey, you can call them a horse's lash. Secret tunnel.
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Banana. Banana. Oh, banana. Donkey. Okay. Donkey. Donkey. [Music] Hello boys. Donkey the monkey. Keep it together bud. Those intruders are scary. But scrappy salvagers.
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Just cast this problem aside. [Music] Japan has not lost the art of catchy jingles. Catchy jingles for consumer products.
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Uh, those bouldery bozos are roughing up our precious reservoir. We got to pull our resources.
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The game is loud. I just got one guy and turned it down. Sorry. Forgive me.
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Sorry. They throw bombs. They throw. They have. They throw. They have. They throw. They have. They throw. They have.
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They throw. to potato. [Music] Which one is Z R? [Music] You could be a little louder. You could be a little louder.
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But if I talk too loud, then my my head hurts. Does anybody else have that?
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[Music] If you talk too loud, then your head hurts. I'm I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to Wait, what is this? What is happening?
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[Music] What was that? What's going on? What? Oh. Oh yes monkey. This game is fantastic. This game kind of reminds me of what's the game that came out on the PS5 that everybody really liked. It was up for game of the
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year. Um Astro Thing. World is four. But that that was like a little like find in the bits game. Astrobot. Yeah, it kind of like kind of reminds me of Astrobot.
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I've never tried Astrobot. I want to, but I don't have a PS5. Wasn't it up for game of the year?
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Astrobot suck. It won. One guy said astrobots suck. Broccoli. Sucks for you, buddy. I just came off of nightmare.
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Easy. Banana. Oh, banana. Put that stupid face away. Every time he eats a banana, he just puts that stupid tongue out and it just makes me so mad every time he does it.
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Wow, Saba. So, you hate fun, don't you, Saba? Wow, Saba. You don't like banana fun. You don't like the way potassium makes you feel, huh?
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Boom. Yippee. You're fun at parties. Um, actually I'm not. I'm too I don't Barbies are No dude.
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Wait, what was this? Why can't I see the banana? Let me in. You go to parties. No, that's exactly what I mean.
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The last time I went to a party, it was probably with like past co-workers.
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There wasn't even a party. Well, what's a party? Would a bunch of people get around in a room and eat little orves?
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Yeah, it was probably like a like a work related thing. A banana banana. Oh, banana.
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Yeah. There's another banana. Wait, what is that? What is that? It's a chest. Oh my god. I need I need more more.
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[Music] Oh, that didn't work. One chest, please. Kind of want to play Rim World.
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Rim World and then any game that's DND related. I've been really into anything D and D related.
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[Music] Nim recommended a game for me to play and I can't remember what it's called. I knew I wasn't going to remember either.
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I knew she was going to tell me and I wasn't going to remember. Another one.
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What's it called? It begins with a D. Hey, boy. No, no, no, no. Divinity. Ah, it was divinity.
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It was divinity. That's what it was. Divinity. Divinity. I'm pretty sure it was divinity.
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Can I get up there? Divinity. Divinity. Divinity is pink. Just play ballish. We can climb. We got to go in there and climb. I want to see what's up there.
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I want to see what's up there. I'm busy thinking and what I'm thinking about is my business.
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Well, unfortunately for you, I can help. You don't like long games personally. Well, Balders's Gate is very long.
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Okay, don't worry. I'll fix your water. I'll fix your pipes. Um, how do I climb again?
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Wait, wait. No no no. Yeah. Where am I? This is where you started. Yes.
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[Music] Am I supposed to get it on here? I am. That's what they want me to do.
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This game design sound is very crunchy. It is crispy crispy banana. Banana. Oh, banana.
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[Music] Ooh, better collecting. Yes. Yeah. Good morning. Good morning. to the morning. [Music] How do I get out of here? Somebody help me.
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[Music] How do I get out of here? Why, in my hole, of course. Silly donkey.
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Banana. [Music] The idea of warm banana kind of grosses me out. It reminds me of like warm avocado. For some reason, any type of warm avocado also makes me kind of get the warm avocado or warm banana.
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You don't even have to put it in the thing. Sorry, I got to stop doing that. You don't even have to put the key in the hole. It does it for you. You Let's go with the Let's stop.
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Okay. Yes. Stop. Stop the You're bullying me. Sorry. I'll stop it. Stinky monkey. Stinky little monkey.
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Cool map. Oh, this map hurts my brain. It went deep. Banana. [Music] I am. That is me.
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What's the point of the coins? To collect them to be the ultimate monkey. King of the gym.
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[Music] Well, we owe you one. See, they don't like They didn't like us at first. They were They were being mean because we were outsiders. But now, see, now now that I've helped them, they're like, "Wait, maybe that big monkey guy ain't
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so bad after all." Where does teeth go? Where does teeth go? If you have veneers, if you have big chompy dentures, you can't make that face unless you have really large lips that can fully wrap around you. If you maybe you have lips that can
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fully wrap around your big dentures. This is our fishing village. Wish I could treat you to a banana I reeled it in with my own pole, but all of our bananas have been stolen. Worse yet, the fishing is just about uh dried
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up all together. She's playing with fire. No, I'm not. I'm playing with a monkey.
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Playing with bananas. You don't like the new DK base? I can't really remember what he looked like before.
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He looked more monkey. Wasn't he cuter before? Why' they change him? His eyes are different. He's more expressive now.
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You think he's cuter now? He's almost the same. He's more facial expressions. That's true. He is pretty expressive. He is pretty expressive. I'll give him that.
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Banana. I don't think he's ugly or anything. I just think his teeth are a little weird.
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Damn. Shady fellas came and the dried up in the monkey needs to brush his fur. He looks like he has feathers. Maybe he's actually like a dinosaur.
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A feathery dinosaur. Why does this monkey have feathers? Shouldn't he have like matted hair? Do monkeys have hair or fur? Ew.
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Ew. Kongosaurus Rex. I don't like it. Hair is fur. Not necessarily. [Music] There is a difference.
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Um actually there was a difference. Wait, I didn't see what he said. We got to fix the water.
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These ruins are really something. This is our 8,000y old village. Anyway, I'm going to beat it up. I'm going to wreck it.
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Oh, is this your is this your are these your I don't care. Not a monkey. He's an ape. Forgive me.
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There's something here. Oh, monkey destroyer. What is a croccoid? Oh, wait. It's the little creatures. It's these.
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Why don't I'm going to lose at the Donkey Kong game. Wait, this is embarrassing.
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No, that's really bad. Okay, wait. Let me try that again. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You shut up. You hold that. Hold that thought dot. You can't say I'm bad yet.
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No. Yeah. See, I'm not bad. I just needed to know what I was doing first.
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Oh, banana. Ooh banana. [Music] Okay, that was fun. Anyway, we need to help these people with their village.
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Why are they hiding their bananas? They should like put them on display for me to come and steal easierly.
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Even those little diddies of yours can help sus out a banana in the fire.
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Won't be easy to find, but if your duet can do it, you're welcome to it.
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I don't know where that is, man. I don't know. I don't know where that is.
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Um, wait. How do I pin that? Okay. Banana banana banana quick wait quick wait I no I cannot you theoretically just dig down maybe. Oh, there's so much to do.
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Fish up new fashion. Are there outfits? Wait. Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Oh my god. Blue monkey. I don't have enough. I don't have enough. I need I need to become a blue monkey.
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You little more eye. Opening the tank would solve our water shortage real quick. But there's a problem.
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I can help with that. I need to be the blue monkey by the end of the stream today.
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Where's your bow, Saba? I took it off. Took it off. Forgot to put it back on. I forgot to put it back on today.
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I forgot to put this today. Is that a rhythm game? Is there a rhythm game in this game?
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[Music] Not a rhythm game. Boo. Let me collect all these quests. me. Get around. No, he's got no legs. Couldn't possibly get around. We can take you to any important spot you've already visited in the entire layer. Sorry, we can't take you
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to other layer. Mom gets worried if we wander too far. Just open the map with the minus button and pick up where you want us to take you.
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Okay. Your house is green. Your house is green. Give me a shot. Fossil. Okay. Seven 8 9 10. I only need 7 8 9 10. I need three more to become the blue monkey.
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[Music] Oo, stupid monkey. I'm a Wait, no. I'm donkey phone, but I don't know that I'm a monkey. I don't think I'm a monkey and I hate other monkeys, but I forget that I'm also a monkey, but I don't like
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monkeys. Jeez, when you throw stuff at it. Oh, wait. I can Ah, it's a fishesh if I'm monkey.
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Uh, yikes. It's an animalis. Animalis. Animal. You know what? For my mer my for my first Donkey Kong experience, I'm having a good time.
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This is so easy. Is this for babies? Banana. Banana. [Music] Wait, what is this?
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Banana. I'll take it. Being [Music] bom beh. [Music] Oh. Banana. Banana. Ooh, banana. So silly.
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Secret room on the left. Really? Really? Secret room on the left. Good eyes. Good eyes.
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S banana. S banana. Banana. A banana. Did you just say banana? Post banana. Donkey Kong gets the post banana. Blaze.
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Ah, there's another one. I missed it. I missed it. Shoot. Can I go back here? I could. I know. I got all three. One, two, three. Maybe.
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I need more fossil. Fossils. Um, yes. Yes. Any fossils here in the chatter? Chatter box chat box.
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I want to put Donkey Kong in a dress. What's the story? Um, so far, Donkey Village got pounded by a big meaty meteor and pushed underground.
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[Music] Um, and that's all I remember. You are here. Let's go to the Let's go to the water storage thing.
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[Music] Fuzzle basel. How do I get back up there? Hello. I would like to Why would like one floss, please?
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Monkey theory. What is monkey theory? You can't just say monkey theory and not explain to me what monkey theory is. Ow.
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[Music] No, you wouldn't get it. You can't say that without trying to explain it to me.
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Just says monkey theory doesn't elaborate leaves. It's a theory of monkeys. [Music] I'm going to die in the monkey game.
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The theory is that monkeys came from fish. Oh, it's about ape logic. You wouldn't get it.
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[Music] How do I get back up? I have to go to I have to go to here. Maybe you're right. You wouldn't get it. Wow.
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Guys, don't make me look it up. I will sit here until I understand it. We will take a We will take a monkey theory break.
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How do I get back up? Oh, you can just climb. Like, really? [Music] Really?
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Now that's right because monkey. Oh, we can teleport. Let's try the teleport eel. Hello.
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[Music] I want to go. How do I zoom in here? Whatever. I'll just walk.
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Whatever. [Music] take the Oh, you are saying you are saying I thought you guys were telling me to go to bed like go like leave for the night. It's like I just got here but okay. But you meant sleep
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in the game. Not for real, is it? Has my favorite game? That's a good question. Um, I don't know to be honest. I don't really know.
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I feel like my favorite games are maybe more nostalgia that, you know, I don't know. I'd have to think about that, though.
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[Music] Favorite game genre? I like all types of games. I like scary games. I like not scary games. I like I like storyheavy games.
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Um, I like games that I'm good at. See, I think we have to climb here.
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Friday Night Funkin. I'm okay with that game. Can't punch through that, huh? I like Resident Evil. I like Project Dball. I like M Dash. I like See, I can't think of any games right now. I've played so many games.
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I like Vampire Survivors. I like What are your favorite games? [Music] Shoot. I like the Devil May Cry series.
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I've heard lots of things about D your Europa, but I've never played it before.
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You like all the Souls games? Souls like games. Oh, that's easy. Wait, I'm going to say this wrong, but Deuce, is it called Deuce X or Deus X? Deus X deuce? I wanted to try that one though cuz I looked it up and I saw
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there was a funny guy with glasses. really thought it was it could be fun.
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Deus deas de X. Is it like cool guy? Is it got a good story? I got to look into it.
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It's funny. I like funny names. Mortals took out one of those concrete pillars and a tank plug to boot. You're really something, ain't you?
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There's a couple other plugs that need unplugging if you're up for it. I will unplug your plugs if you give me a fossil. Actually, if you give me three fossils living for fish living for fishing wish and I were fishing
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[Music] a monkey. How's the game? It's good. I'm having fun. I like Mr. Hammer. I like it.
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This boat is yellow. I have to punch it. It has the yellow paint on it.
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[Music] [Music] game journalist. Thanks. Shut up. Orang orang orangahang highway orangu aren't you? Are you chimpan seeing what I mean? The orangu highway is not monkeying around.
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[Music] Uh okay. Yahoo. [Music] Am I supposed to grab this? I don't know, but I'm going up.
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Grab a hold of the mesh. [Music] I've never played a Mega Man. I never tried Mega Man. No.
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You can't wait. Wait. Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where's the puzzle? The Mega Man looks hard. Mega Man looks like it would make me tired very quickly. Oh, there it is.
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How do I get over there? [Music] It's hard, but it's short. Yeah. The thing with hard games is I get tired really quickly.
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I still like them though. I like beating them. Mega Man is hard. I've been craving a hard game. Not like Resident Evil hard. For some reason, that game is kicking my butt. But I will continue playing Resident Evil.
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R4 isn't hard, but it's it's it's a banana. [Music] Elden ring is hard. Coloring is difficult.
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Yahoo. [Music] Wait a second. Where am I meant to go? I'm going to get these though. Banana coin.
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You wonder if I can beat Mega Man. What do I get if I win?
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We have 10. It is time to become the blue monkey. A very blue monkey indeed.
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[Music] There's something glowing on this side. [Music] Hello monkey. What is this one? What are these?
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Ew. Ew. Ew. Oh my god, they're everywhere. Ew, ew ew. I think I go back down this way.
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It's a massacre. If you beat Mega Man, if I beat Mega Man, you don't get to call me bad at games.
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[Music] You will rage quit deal. You think I can do it in one stream?
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I'm good. No, definitely not. No sh which make a man monkey. Oo. Um, naked.
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Oh, you can put little pants on him. Look at that. So cute. Monkey. Monkey.
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Thank you. Okay. Okay. Wait, that's an even bigger monkey. I have to be the bigger monkey. Or I have to I have to prove that I'm the better monkey even though he's the bigger monkey. How do I get over here?
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Oh, the bridge is out. Shoot. Oh, I have to rise the water level still. Wait, how do I do that?
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They told me how to do that, didn't they? They totally told me how to do that.
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[Music] How do I do that? [Music] It's this way. I have to go back up.
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Oh no. [Music] me. Yahoo. [Music] My important message earlier was cute. I don't know. I just felt like tweeting someone. I just had the urge to tweet something important and so I find a cute gift. That's what this will do. This
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will be perfect. Yes, this. Excellent. Turn to a monkey. You know it is important. Every now and then you got to hear something important.
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Important. Monkey. Monkey. Monkey monkey. I guess that's it. [Music] How did you miss it? Miss what?
Speaker A
Oh, how did I miss that? Wait, how did I miss that? Ammonite. A chest and a treasure map.
Speaker A
Let me see here. [Music] punch. Good. Uh oh, it's literally right there. We just have to get to the other side somehow. How do I make Donkey Kong run?
Speaker A
I do have a chest. Or I had a chest. A [Music] scare him. [Music] It's a It's a It's a hippopotamus.
Speaker A
Wait, why are you here? Why are there other animals in this game? I'm going to punch him.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh, it's a rhino. Oh, it's a rhinoceros. [Music] Rambi. He's got a name.
Speaker A
Oh, pardon me. Don't mind me. I'm just I don't know. Donkey Kong. Wee. Yeah, I'm new to the Donkey Kong universe and I I'm trying to learn.
Speaker A
I've learned a lot so far. He can be blue. Hey, Donkey Kong is named Donkey Kong because he's like a stubborn dummy, hence donkey. What else did I learn?
Speaker A
There's a rhino named Ram. Rambi. He likes banana. What else? He He's not a monkey. He's an a He's a banana.
Speaker A
[Music] Yay! And the malicorus. I'm in a malicious. [Music] Is it a big shrimp? I'm pretty sure it's a big It like It looks like a big flounder pretty much. Ape together strong. monkey together strong [Music] and you can do this.
Speaker A
I look like Tiny Kong. Is Tiny Kong different from Diddy Kong? I know who Diddy Kong is and I don't know who Tiny Kong is.
Speaker A
Ape alone weak. Ape together strong. How does that wife one go? Kill wife. Wife gone.
Speaker A
Think about wife. Miss wife. Regret. [Music] [Music] Why fight back? Kill life. Oh, that's why. Ride wife. Life. Good wife. Fight back. Kill wife. Regret.
Speaker A
Oh, we we Kong. Isn't there a Donkey Kong character just named like Roffus or something?
Speaker A
[Music] It's me, Gr. Are you forgot your own family? Okay. Is it Dunkkey Kong? Is that his name?
Speaker A
[Music] I left all the comforts of our island to hop on Ramy and chase after the fiend behind these banana thefts.
Speaker A
Now I'm stuck digging after him, too. And let me tell you, they make these levels too darn deep nowadays.
Speaker A
Wait, who's chunky Kong? And who's chunky? Chunky. Junky Cranky. Chunky Dong. Chunky. Chunky. Chunky Kong. I don't know what it is. You could tell me his name was Chunky Dong and I'd say, "Okay." Cuz I don't know. I'd
Speaker A
believe you. Dingle Dong. I'd be like, "Okay. Is that his brother?" Yes. Cool. Dingle Dong. I know the DK rap, but I only know the DK.
Speaker A
DK. Donkey Kong. Roing Kong. Chungus Kong. What am I talking about? Clean your ears. I'm chasing down the bandit behind all the banana burglaries.
Speaker A
I may be old, but apparently I'm never done doing your job. I'm tired of filling holes. Cranky Tong.
Speaker A
[Music] That's too damn bad. In my day, rivals had charisma in overalls. Anyways, I'm pooped. Lecturing is tiresome work. Glad we got chat. Even if felt like I was talking to a brick wall, bet his face is just like
Speaker A
banana. [Music] Mhm. Anymore? Not enough banana. [Music] I really wish I said a joke earlier, but I just couldn't get it out of my mouth.
Speaker A
It probably wouldn't have been It wouldn't have been very funny coming out of my mouth either. It probably just would have been a bit crash. Is that Is that what you say?
Speaker A
Which is so unfortunate. But I can say it a billion times in my head imagining it come out of somebody's mouth who's like funnier and it just it just it just it tickles me so much.
Speaker A
[Music] It tickles me so much. Wait, did I miss the button? Is there a button to push?
Speaker A
And I totally missed it. Oopsie. What? Where am I meant to go? I'm just going to go this way. I'm going to go across towards that exclamation point. Somebody said there was a button over there that I missed. So, I went back over there and
Speaker A
now you're saying what button. He's got a banana marker. A banana. So, yeah, it was going to be a monkey joke about throwing poop at each other. That's what it was.
Speaker A
That's it. Hey, I've never played Monkey Simulator before, guys. All right, guys. Just tell me which where's the button that freaking which button can I in my hand and throw it at the other monkey.
Speaker A
See, he's not very funny coming out of my mouth. It just sounds crass. [Music] All right. Hit.
Speaker A
Ooh, these are fun. Banana banana. No, you can't call me funny now. No, I don't think. No. Nah. Nm.
Speaker A
Sorry, I got to make go wider. I'm thirsty. It's hot. It is so hot out.
Speaker A
[Music] [Music] I think he caught Mac. That's me is warm. That's what sucks about streaming in the summer is it's so hard then your brain stops working.
Speaker A
[Music] I think this is where we're going to be going. [Music] I can't climb this cuz it's wet.
Speaker A
I have AC, but it's too loud. I have to turn it off. [Music] How do I pick this up?
Speaker A
[Music] Oh, that doesn't work. [Music] Oh, and then yeah, I want to eat this.
Speaker A
[Music] You'll never hear You will hear the Will the AC say what is that?
Speaker A
Ah, I have a little fan blowing. I have the fan blowing the AC around.
Speaker A
But it, you know, eventually it will disappear eventually and then I'll be stuck in the hot air and it's going to be pushing hot air out. Also, it's because I'm talking your AC air goes away and then if you're
Speaker A
streaming, you're talking so I'm just making hot air and the PC is making Why are they on me? Ah, monkey.
Speaker A
That's what she said. What do you mean that's what she said? What are these?
Speaker A
[Applause] What? What? They don't stop coming. And they don't stop coming. And they don't stop coming.
Speaker A
Is that from a different game? [Music] Wow, we've made it to the Orango Hang Highway.
Speaker A
Are you the ones who got the water flowing from above? Yeah, the water level that was going up, but it's still a bit shallow down there. And yeah, it's crashing out on bananas. Nah, I missed a banana.
Speaker A
It sounds like monster hunter language. Use the orangway to get closer to that pesky pillar.
Speaker A
Psych. Alfie. I like Monster Hunter language. Uh, if you can get a better look, maybe you'll figure out how to get rid of it. I bet you I'm going to throw a banana at it or something along those lines.
Speaker A
Banana phone. Ringing ring ring ring ring. Banana phone. Ring ring ring. Banana fall. I've got this feeling.
Speaker A
So appealing that we should get together and sing. [Applause] [Music] Boom. No, you don't like that song. Why don't you like that song?
Speaker A
It's reminding you of your past, isn't it? It's bringing up. It's making you remember the time is an unforgiving dangerous lady.
Speaker A
How do I get down? Homic. Yes. Yes. Banana. We saw pants soon. No. Charge. Slap. Spin jump.
Speaker A
I want this one. I don't want any pants. Monkeys don't wear pants. [Music] Say it. Say what? Yeah.
Speaker A
Say it. Say what? Say what? [Music] [Music] I I hear his voice. How? I hear his voice. How?
Speaker A
I like it. Wait, he's cute. I feel like I can belong in the the Donkey Kong world. I kind of blend in, don't I? You could put me on the side as an NPC. I think I would blend in.
Speaker A
All right. Dizzy. [Music] Excuse me. Warm. Warm. This is overheating. Back in my primate prime.
Speaker A
What do you seek? [Music] [Music] You can sing, can't you? Me? Oh, me. And Kong, you can smash through anything. What's even cool?
Speaker A
This guy has the biggest bananas for sure. Maybe going to have to prove it though. Are those bananas on his head?
Speaker A
Wait, he's wearing bananas. That's bananas. Bananza. Bananza. [Music] Oh. Ah. Ah. [Music] Bring it here and put it on the turn table. The eternal table. By my feet.
Speaker A
Lady ancient record. Is it actually going to have old Donkey Kong music? Oh god. Yeah.
Speaker A
I can't. I know how that feels. You can do it. Little little whatever you are. What does it say? Ah, yes. I do speak the ancient textur. Banana.
Speaker A
Banana. Banana. Banana. M. Banana. You may remove the record only for bonanza ceremony. The ancient record is extremely heavy.
Speaker A
Do not attempt to lift without a team of two or more monkeys. Due to their brawn, Kongs may ignore rule two. Yes, monkey.
Speaker A
Monkey. How many monkeys is that? At least one. Oh. Oh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
Speaker A
Okay. Ah, now we can get the the the record. [Music] Oh, nice. I really like this these the the pink this pink stuff here. Reminds me of like fish tank pebbles.
Speaker A
Fish tank rocks. I guess they're pebbles. Little tiny little tiny fish tank rocks. Okay, guys. Don't drop it.
Speaker A
Whatever you do, don't [Music] Yeah, [Music] it's fine. [Music] You have one job. Yeah, but it's fine.
Speaker A
It's back now. It's fine. What do you think it's going to be here? I wonder.
Speaker A
Place [Music] the ancient cord. Wait, [Applause] [Music] [Applause] fun. Oh my god, it's a person.
Speaker A
It's a person. Am I? I'm free. I'm free. [Applause] What's going on here? Is that uh No way. I can't see.
Speaker A
Hey, were you not just in I'm not ready to crowd is so big. I won't do it.
Speaker A
Uh you have to. I can't do it. You have to though. I hope this Donkey Kong is going to do it.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh my god, he's getting here goes nothing. La, what is going on? What is going on?
Speaker A
[Music] It's media. They're coming at you live. Cheeks. [Music] Oh my god, it's those mobile games.
Speaker A
This is literally one of those like This is a mobile game. Oo yeah. You know those those like those like fake ad games. Exactly. When you run in a straight line and you break the walls in the straight line. This is
Speaker A
literally what this is. Game design 10 out of 10. Is that it though? Where's the music part?
Speaker A
Where's like the rhythm game part? Surely there's a rhythm game part. There's a whole music section and there's no rhythm game part.
Speaker A
I'm going to decay. DK. Sorry, I just yell at you. Thanks to you, I'm me again. I I don't know how to thank you.
Speaker A
Hey, you came from the surface, too, right? Do you want to find a way home together?
Speaker A
No, I just want some bananas. [Music] I like his design. He's fun. Kong Elair.
Speaker A
What's your name, little one? [Music] Colleen, that's nice of you to say. That's nice of you, big monkey guy.
Speaker A
[Music] Give me a little. Wait, what? But I want to go back to the surface.
Speaker A
She just got here and she's already complaining. If we go deeper underground, we'll never get home.
Speaker A
If we go deeper underground, we'll never get home. Are those shipping containers behind him?
Speaker A
That's kind of cool. Those who reach the planet core will earn their greatest wish and more.
Speaker A
If you reach the bloody core, you will become a hero. My greatest wish will come true.
Speaker A
What's her greatest wish, guys? DK, I guess we have to go then, don't we?
Speaker A
I want to be a pop star. I wish I could sing without being scared.
Speaker A
A game boy. I wish for a game boy. Oh, wouldn't that be swell? What are you about? Want a blue monkey?
Speaker A
Banana. Uh, word has it some not so friendly folks are heading to the planet core, too. So, stay sharp down there.
Speaker A
Go to the funny monkey door and do a funny monkey dance to open the funny monkey door.
Speaker A
Okay. Thank you, Elder. Thank you. I don't know, DK. I'm scared. But okay, let's go.
Speaker A
She wasn't scared as a little rock creature, wasn't she? Yay! A friend. Hello, Pauline. Activate bonanza transformation.
Speaker A
She was scared as a rock. I feel like I just talked over her the whole time.
Speaker A
Maybe I should have paid attention. Whoops. I think I did. I just spoke over her the whole time.
Speaker A
[Music] Oo baby. Ah woman. Is it a bird woman or a monkey woman? I think it was a monkey.
Speaker A
You sound like me again. Slapping my fish. Who was slapping their fish? Okay. [Music] How do I do the banana? Bonanza banana.
Speaker A
Ah, okay. I'm nervous. But you need me to sing, don't you? Yes. Why is he not transforming?
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Punch. DJ is this D Kon. He's a big blue monkey who can do no wrong.
Speaker A
Tie goes. He sounds so mad. [Music] Doom has nothing on this game. Well, can you be a monkey in Doom? Oh my god, did you see how hard I punched that thing?
Speaker A
Okay, sorry I got a little distracted. Wait, this is pretty freaking sweet. I dare another boss to fight me.
Speaker A
It all returned to a monkey. Is the skill unlimited? I think it is. As long as you're eating gold pieces, I believe it is unlimited.
Speaker A
I think [Music] you just have to go in and out of the the mode, the phase.
Speaker A
Sub layer 102 aka Super Saiyan Super Banana Energy. See kids, this is what happens if you eat your potassium.
Speaker A
You've heard of Popeye with a spinach. Now be like Donkey Kong with his potassium.
Speaker A
You love bananas, DK. What do you think about that, GK? [Applause] Oh, that's so good.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh, I thought this was a cranky Kong. Banana power. Got to be a big monkey to get it. Well, the only way you're going to get to be a big monkey is by eating your potassium.
Speaker A
So, oh my god. How do I get in here? [Music] How to tank the bit rate.
Speaker A
Wait, it's unlimited in here. He's like, "Please, no. Please, I have a family." No, please.
Speaker A
Bye. The calm doesn't care. This cop will eat your whole family. I'm going to beat the crap out of you and then I'm going to beat the crap out of you with the body of the other guy.
Speaker A
This is so crazy. Pop five balloons. Oh, okay. Where's the last balloon? Where's the last guy? I got to beat up.
Speaker A
Huh? [Music] Where's the other one? There should be one more. I don't know where it is.
Speaker A
He's hiding. Yeah, I would be too. I'll find you when I get you. Me when I get you.
Speaker A
Oh, banana. Break up till you find him. Where is he? You have one banana.
Speaker A
The banana cycle. Where is he? This Donkey Kong. [Music] Never mind. Where is he?
Speaker A
[Music] He's underground. Where are you? Oh, I got him. Okay. Banana. Oh, that's another thing people were saying that the the camera is too zoomed in in close quarters, which yeah, [Music] banana. I don't mind it though. I think
Speaker A
it's, you know, it's not too bad. I think it's pretty all right. Kong Bonanza skills are now available.
Speaker A
Ah, yes, please. Charge punch. Fast charge. Yes. And so far, it's not that bad.
Speaker A
All right. All right, I'll leave the other banana there. I got tired of the song.
Speaker A
[Music] Is that an eel? I thought he was a fish. If you fall off here, that's it for you.
Speaker A
No worries. No worries. Something's there. Ew. Eels are fish. Eels are Wow. I saved that. Did you see that?
Speaker A
I saved that big time. Don't make me. Wait, my nose is just Do you hear that? I don't know what that was.
Speaker A
What was that? Who's got their sneakers in here? That was must that must have been my smoke alarm.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Must have been our fire alarm. Oh, I like him. [Music] I like him.
Speaker A
Oh no, she's Oh no, she's off. Is she? Yeah, he does have [Music] Scrappydoo.
Speaker A
He's like Mojo Jojo means Scrappy Doo Core. But but no, I'm going I'm going with DK. So you just stay away.
Speaker A
Tell me. Not if I press this button on my magic banana. Boink. The big guy doesn't talk, I guess.
Speaker A
He does look like a gremlin. I like their character designs. All right, I'm going to beat the crap out of this guy.
Speaker A
Look at his little his little chin hairs. Banana. Banana. Banana time. E. Tick bruiser.
Speaker A
Okay. [Music] Um, okay. Wait, aren't we supposed to grab this here? This might be wasting time. It's fine though.
Speaker A
I think I wasted time. Oh well. How did I do that? What? Shut up. Don't talk about my aim. No, I don't have enough to go into monkey mode.
Speaker A
He's getting larger. I can't keep up. Quick, go after it. I'm trying. Did I win?
Speaker A
I think I died. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker A
I was trying to get up. I was trying to get up there, but I couldn't. They had me by my legs. They were weighing me down. They were me down.
Speaker A
It's just a practice run. [Music] I'm not losing to a baby game. No. Shut up.
Speaker A
That was the That was the you simmer down. Simmer down. Look at this loser. Listen to a baby game.
Speaker A
Try co-op for an easier experience. What do you mean? Would you like No. Would you like to turn on assist?
Speaker A
No, I was out of the way. What do you mean? Ah, quick. Go after it.
Speaker A
How do I get this off of me? Oh, is that it? Oopsie. That was kind of embarrassing.
Speaker A
Oh well, it's not moving. Let's try to break it. Gladly. Holy banana. You lost to that. Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah. [Music] Is this Wreckit Ralph? It feels like it, doesn't it? Clothing. Hookie. [Music] You can buy like a scuba suit or wait, this isn't a scuba suit. This is like cyan lagoon vest. I kind of want this
Speaker A
one. Super banana. I think I'm going to buy this one. I bought this one. Well, we're going to put pants on.
Speaker A
I'm you know you know I'm you can dress up Pauline too. Oh, it's for Pauline.
Speaker A
I thought it was for Donkey Kong. Wait, that's cute. Wait, that's so cute. Okay.
Speaker A
And she gets a big hat. Cute. Cute. That's very cute. Okay. I want to talk to this guy here. He's frumping.
Speaker A
Direct orders to capture your soul. will keep on produce it next time. Bit on it.
Speaker A
All right. All right, big guy. Sure you will. Sure thing. All right, I'm jumping in. He's so grumpy. Yeah, cuz he just lost to me of all people.
Speaker A
How embarrassing. Grumpy Kong. Oh, it says she's a Okay. A 13-year-old girl from the surface who loves singing. Wait. Punch downward or break.
Speaker A
This tunnel is incredible. I wonder where it goes. You know, this should be scary, but I feel safe with you.
Speaker A
Are you sure about it? So stupid. I feel safe with you. Monkey spinned. SP.
Speaker A
Okay. Hey, I think that's the exit. No way. Why? The barf spiral. What is the point? What was the point of that? So you don't hit the the like weird like lava balls.
Speaker A
Uh, [Music] meteors sub layer 200. [Music] Ooh, wait. Why is it a red banana?
Speaker A
H, a yes. Hilltop layer. It may look calm, but there's plenty of fun to be had if you explore.
Speaker A
Okay. It's like the peak bananas. Why are they are they strawberry banana? Bruised peekaboo.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh, banana. Ooh. Yeah. Faster. Faster into monkey mode. DK, something's there. DK. Hey, why is it looking at me? Roll forward.
Speaker A
Wait, which one is Zo? Okay. Oh, what in the world? It's our privilege to welcome you to Frack Village.
Speaker A
[Music] Hello one. Hello too. We are fractons and we welcome you. Rock is talking to us.
Speaker A
The rock is talking to us. Did Void do this to you too? Did he keep turn you into a rock? I mean a rock.
Speaker A
They rhyme. Void who? We've always been us. We've looked like this since we formed for frack folk rock clothing.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Pink monkey. I want to be a yellow monkey or a pink monkey.
Speaker A
Pink monkey. What is this? Chip exchange. I don't know what that is. 150. Oh, wait. What?
Speaker A
A banana for 10. What is that? It looks like radioactive stones with creepy eyes.
Speaker A
Stuff shop. You sell stuff like maps and helpful items to for you to use on your adventures.
Speaker A
Balloons. Hey, apple juice. Wait, I think I already knew they had that. Melon juice.
Speaker A
a map. Um, I think so. Wait, I might need Wait, I want the fossil map.
Speaker A
me. [Music] Oops. I do have a lot of gold. Okay. How do they talk without a mouse? Ooh. Okay.
Speaker A
They talk by feel. [Music] They vibrate. Hey me. If Donkey Kong uses sonar, then I mean I thought it said Skippy something, but it says Scooby Boph.
Speaker A
Getting kind of close there. Towing the line. Scooby popup. Skippy beep. That's good. Ooh, alt color.
Speaker A
Um, [Music] 100%. Uh, it did say skibity and the localizer said no. Skippity bop.
Speaker A
La fractone rock. No, you can't. Yes. There should be another one here. Skippy is a music thing. That's true.
Speaker A
But didn't the Scatman say Skippy Skippy Skippy Skippy? Before it was like a like, you know, brain rot.
Speaker A
Yeah, the Scatman invented it. We dive in without fear if this tape weren't here.
Speaker A
Well, let me help you with that, guys. Don't worry about it. Yeah, whatever. Brackoid [Music] is this. Is Duby the Scadman?
Speaker A
No. Come here. [Music] Do you want to aggressively beat the ever living crap out of things?
Speaker A
Play this game. You just want to beat things up. Play this game. This is just the beat him up game.
Speaker A
Literally smash it. I like this game. I'm having a good time. All right. What do you Excuse me.
Speaker A
They trying to make Oh, wait. Uh, sinkhole. Sinkhole. Stinkhole. That's our layer. Sinkle over there. Our construction crew is supposed to clear it out. He didn't speak in a rhyme. I have to kill him.
Speaker A
Mackerel punchy. Oh, I already know how to do that. You already taught me how to do that. That's like why why did why did Night Rain um sensor mackerel? I named myself large mackerel, but with the sensor I
Speaker A
nim and Dwey were like, "What did you name yourself?" I said, "Large mackerel. Why?" And they said, "Why is it censored?" said um what else could it have been?
Speaker A
Yeah, it's like an old timey uh I guess it's it's like an older not so great word, I guess. I don't know.
Speaker A
Duby looked it up and told us and it didn't make much sense, but I don't know why I hit that, but I hit it anyway.
Speaker A
I didn't make a typo in the name. That's cute. Are you the one who sended my go?
Speaker A
The folks who live down here call me the elevator. I'm mother to the smaller hills. In fact, my little elevators are big fans of yours. A little E can teleport you to different spots in the same layer. And I can take you to entirely
Speaker A
different layers. That's okay. Elevator. A funny wait. [Music] [Music] This purple stuff's so strange.
Speaker A
Banana's mine. It's a deconstruction zone now. Want to hear his story? Not long ago, this big dirt pile came flying through here. It glowed brightly and then plugged up our sinkhole. A clogged sinkhole means none of us can get to
Speaker A
lower layers. Not a clogged sinkhole. After that, this hard purple stuff started glooping all over everything.
Speaker A
Even our friends got trapped in it. Pretty sure that purple stuff glopped down from the summit of Peel Peak.
Speaker A
Okay. Ew, not the glooping. Ah, yeah. I don't like that word. Floating lift platforms are assisting with construction. Watch your head.
Speaker A
If a chunk sticks to the underside of the lift, it might fall and break something.
Speaker A
Okay. Is that a washer? It is. Oh, our aching toads. I thought that said stones.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Oh no, I'm glooping all over the place, guys. Stop glooping all over the place.
Speaker A
Hey there, big fella. Yeah, of course I can do that. M [Music] wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What was that? I like stats.
Speaker A
You can open your map and then Y to check your stats. Okay. Oh my god. This is why why is this a thing? I'm not that I'm complaining. I'm just genuinely curious as to why.
Speaker A
Oh graph [Music] graph statistics [Music] cuz it's nice. Anyway, let me let me smash.
Speaker A
No, that's not what I want to hit. Is he challenging me? How to keep track of your smashing stats?
Speaker A
Oh no. It's telling me to smash. Can I throw this? This will only hurt a little.
Speaker A
Excellent. Can I smash this? [Music] Okay, let's see what they want over here. It's It's mud, you weirdo. It's poopoo.
Speaker A
What do you mean? Oh no, it's mud. Ow, I dropped a bean. Wait, I need I need to go. Okay.
Speaker A
Do you know why the dialogue in this game is so weird? Do you know how to do a chunk jump?
Speaker A
Excuse me. Just press A to jump while holding a chunk and press A to jump mid air. Okay, we're going chunk jumping.
Speaker A
Hey, they're going for me. Gloop me boy. Okay. Okay. Okay. The chunk jump. Dang it. Okay. Uh [Music] The chunk chunk chunk.
Speaker A
Okay, it's time to beat up some more crackles. Um um [Music] I forgot the mechanic.
Speaker A
We're good. a banana. Sorry guys, my brain feels a little warm right now. I just realized I went I think I'm overheating.
Speaker A
Ah, whoopsie. I'm warm. Hydrate chong. Jump away. [Music] Okay. Oh, you can jump. All because of Boy, no. No.
Speaker A
Okay. Oh, how did Why did I It didn't stop that time. Usually I wasn't able to stop like or usually I was able it usually. Wait.
Speaker A
Usually it would it would not it No, [Music] usually One sec. Okay, we got it.
Speaker A
[Applause] Why you so bad? Why you so bad? I'm wrong. Baby mode. I feel like you should get points for destroying the posters.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Blame Dookkey Kong. Yeah, make her perform. No, no, no. You can't just volunteer me for that, DK. No way.
Speaker A
Why not? I don't dislike singing, but I can't in front of everyone. It's easy. Singing in front of people is like um it's like going grocery shopping in front of other people. Everybody can do that, right? Well, a lot of people you
Speaker A
have to do that. It's like um yeah, singing in front of people, don't mention MMA Mia. Singing in front of people is like uh [Music] other than the Mama Mia thing, it's like buying groceries. Yeah.
Speaker A
[Music] Mama mia memories intensify. [Music] Turf surf. Mama mia. Wait, what was the point of going over there then?
Speaker A
Oh, he got rid of the purple. Okay, okay, okay. Ow. This is like the animal planet.
Speaker A
Look his tongue out. Yeah. Hello. He's sick. Now it is banana time. Hey, Macolina. Hey, it's banana.
Speaker A
Wait, if we got rid of the per Oh. Oh man. Yay! Blooping time. Hello from construction development. We make our break. Whatever it takes.
Speaker A
Um, I need to get that fossil. Well, this formation is still in the way. You can't punch through it. And our usual demolition methods could take years. We hate to ask you since you've probably been already such a big help,
Speaker A
but we could probably expedite the process for a small fee. 9999. Okay. It's massive, but they're still going to Wait, I helped. And they're still going to charge me.
Speaker A
They can't do any of it though. They don't have any arms. Okay. Wait. I need this. I need this.
Speaker A
Yes. Thank you. Wait, I missed something. A fossil. How do I go back up there?
Speaker A
Wait. [Music] One second. Oh my god, that was satisfying. [Music] No. Oh, well, [Music] there's a banana.
Speaker A
Can I Can I just banana? A banana. [Music] So bye-bye. Say bye-bye. Saba bye-bye.
Speaker A
If you are leaving Sabah. Yo. [Music] Yeah. Sabah. Monkey. Monkey like fossil. Fish face. Who you calling fish face?
Speaker A
Who you Who you calling fish face? [Music] Okay, let's try this. Hey, it's it's it's it's I recognize this. I've never played before, but this feels like a beat.
Speaker A
Is the music the same? It is [Music] a baby. [Music] [Music] Banana. Woohoo. Baby.
Speaker A
[Music] Ah. Ow. [Music] I know this song. Bom bom bom beam bum bum. Ah, that was close.
Speaker A
What do you mean that was close? I died. Pauline. Pauline, I'm dead. Oh, I see what they I see. I'm picking it up. I see. Oh, look out.
Speaker A
[Music] No, no, no, no. I want the I want the music. Right. That's it.
Speaker A
What do you mean that's it? I No. I meant to go back into the barrel.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I want to see. I want to see. I want to see. Cuz I missed one. It's probably that room. Oh, nostalgia country. I get it.
Speaker A
Oh, you just punch your way through. That's good. Punch in the beginning. In the beginning.
Speaker A
In the in the beginning. [Music] Da. Wait, we're in the beginning. Well, now I don't know if you guys are saying in the beginning or if you're actually saying that the banana is in the beginning.
Speaker A
[Music] [Music] Stop. [Music] I can't double jump. Oh chunk. Ah, no. I saw the ledge. Wait a sec.
Speaker A
I can do it. Give me a sec. Now you hear the music again. Um, win.
Speaker A
Oh my god. [Music] Hey, it's his treehouse. [Music] Look, it's Yeah, it's his family.
Speaker A
Boogers brush. Wait, that's cool. It was literally his banana. He's left it there for Wait. When did the original Donkey Kong come out?
Speaker A
[Music] Or wait, wait, wait, wait. When did this Donkey Kong come out? You guys said the SN 1980.
Speaker A
When did this one come out? 94. 30 years ago. Wow. [Music] His insurance won't his insurance isn't going to cover this. Well, what do you need?
Speaker A
I'm sure you'll be fine. Don't worry about it. That's cool, though. All right, I'm going to punch my way through this level.
Speaker A
[Music] [Music] I want to do it again. I can just do it like this.
Speaker A
You think I like Astrobot? Probably. You try another. What if I told you I have that game?
Speaker A
I'm going to play it at some point. I have um fished try another I forget what it's called.
Speaker A
Mad Dog Saloon or something like that. Mad Dog Saloon or so. Yeah, I have that.
Speaker A
H I do. I think it'd be fun. It'll be fun to play at some point.
Speaker A
Have I told you guys what games that I I have? I want to play. Um I wanted to play for a really long time. Wait, I should slide down this.
Speaker A
Um why does it come? What's it called? Shadow of the Colossus. [Applause] Finally, a boss battle.
Speaker A
Yeah, Shadow of the Colossus could be pretty fun. I have so many games I'm excited to play.
Speaker A
It's not going to be hard. Shadow of the Colossus is not going to be a hard game.
Speaker A
It's going to Oh, sorry. I hurt my stomach. I'm hungry. It's going to be a a very nice magic chill game. I think I want to play it around Christmas. It feels like a nice cozy game.
Speaker A
It's not going to be hard. Nuh-uh. Curiosity consumes us. After much research, we think we know where we will find our answers. The road leads underground. So underground we shall go into the depths deeper uh than we can
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imagine. We shall find the origin of us. [Music] I was trying to wonder when I should get uh my next outfit, too.
Speaker A
How long How long should I have my my this outfit then tomorrow? [Music] I don't know. I feel like I don't know.
Speaker A
I got to plan everything. I got to think. I got a plan. Halloween. I want to do a Halloween thing.
Speaker A
The folks here in the underground world are so peaceful and carefree. They have big hearts.
Speaker A
[Applause] Oh my god. Monkey copter. If you're ever in trouble, my singing it can help.
Speaker A
Oh, I'm Donkey Kong. Oh jeez. Oh jeez. Oh. Oh. Oh god. Oh, I mean, I can't in front of everyone. I just can't. But I can't sing for you, DK.
Speaker A
Donkey Kong is absolutely eating it. And Pauline's like, "I'll sing for you, monkey. Don't worry about it.
Speaker A
It is Wait, this Oh, they're made of gold. Polly hit her head. Donkey Kong hit his head. Pauline's fine.
Speaker A
She's fine. the canyon layer. I thought they did damage, too. I thought they were like fiery meteors or something.
Speaker A
Banana banana. [Music] Time for the desert level. Sure hope is a bunch of sand.
Speaker A
I think Donkey Kong is angry. I think he may need some help. A banana.
Speaker A
A banana. Yeah, but how do we get the banana? Hello. Wait, that's cute. She's playing with his hair. That's so cute.
Speaker A
Where's the music? It's quiet. I don't like how quiet it is. No. Have I played Dead Space? I think I did.
Speaker A
Did I? I feel like I feel like I have memory of playing Dead Space three. Maybe I played Dead Space 3.
Speaker A
Dead Space 3. Nice one more dead space. That little creature sounds like a uh like me when I clear my throat.
Speaker A
Can you hear it? Where's the music? Donkey Kong. Hey, doggy. Where's the music? Whoopsie.
Speaker A
Wait. Okay. Where's the music? Labowski. A leak. Good one. Stupid cactus. All right. Mic check.
Speaker A
It doesn't work. Are you fine? I'm fine. Just warm. I hope you guys are staying cool.
Speaker A
As Zong absolutely freaks out, [Music] are you guys also warm? Are you warm? I'll turn I might turn my AC on. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Speaker A
It's okay. I have a fan. I have a fan blowing, so it's fine. No, it's winter. Oh, are you in Australia?
Speaker A
Thanks for helping. Uh, thanks to the Thanks to Tones for Friendly Faces. We need your help. Three scoundrels from something called Void Company to here not too long ago. They took all of our bananas and then took off.
Speaker A
Okay. It's always so hard to believe that Australia is existing. Like, what do you mean it's a winter?
Speaker A
What do you mean? Oh, I thought this was a wood chipper. Come into the wood chipper, Donkey Kong.
Speaker A
The southern hemisphere is a mysterious place. Should be studied. Ready. Fun. Ride. Go. I wonder if there's a village up ahead.
Speaker A
Yoooo. There's the music. Long neck plan warehouse was re was stocked full until those rowdy russles ransacked the place.
Speaker A
Now the only bananas we have left are the ones whose warm it's missed. Okay.
Speaker A
Say would you mostly by our village and make sure everyone is okay. Wait, speaking of Australia, we must be in Australia.
Speaker A
Are there are there giraffes in Australia? No, [Music] the dog noise. Leave. Leave. Ouch.
Speaker A
Whoops. [Music] Let me get these. Are they Mario references? I don't know. I don't I I'm not mad for that. Wa! There's so much gold. I'm not going to die for that.
Speaker A
Wait wait wait wait wait. Look, there's little lizards. Cute. Happ. [Music] Hello from Architecton Real Estate. We sell plots in the oddest of spots. We can build you a cozy little getaway with a comfy bed and a closet. Okay.
Speaker A
What's my next karaoke stream? I was actually thinking about it. I was going to mention it. I was actually going to ask you guys when we should do one maybe sometime this week.
Speaker A
[Music] Wait, that's so good. [Music] Is that Does everybody have this one? Get away.
Speaker A
What else do they have? Wait. Okay. Go. [Music] All right. That's so good. That's awesome.
Speaker A
[Music] Is this a corn silo? Here's a fossil. Can we put Can we put a Donkey Kong into like a cowboy suit?
Speaker A
That would be fun. Cowboy outfit. DK Donkey Kong. Hello Hello. Jeez, he's really die already.
Speaker A
Now I'm angry. Oh, let me in. What is this? Was I supposed to find that this fast?
Speaker A
Um, [Music] this game is crazy. His eyes look scary. A banana. Yeah. What's the catch?
Speaker A
Banana. Banana. Is this it? Okay, that was it. Oh, okay. Well, want to build a barrel can in here. No, I'm good. I'm good. I think so. I'm so lost here.
Speaker A
What does it say? Notice this is the refinery foreman's private property. Outsiders are not allowed to shred these ground. That means you just picked my nose. How about that?
Speaker A
No getaways or barrel cannons are built to be around here either. For men's orders can't stop me because I can't read.
Speaker A
Banana. This you win. The ultimate disrespect. Let's see what I did. Ready? Wow, it's beautiful.
Speaker A
Now, this game feels great to play. I thought I was worried I was going to get motion sick. Uh, but actually so far I've been totally fine.
Speaker A
Let's go a crab. [Music] It is a crab. You just got to squint to hold your eyes shut both at the same time.
Speaker A
I think the motion sick. Uh maybe I I don't know actually. I thought I was getting a little a little barfy uh in the beginning.
Speaker A
What? far. No, that's fine. So far, it's fine. Yeah. Sab good. Shaboo. A secret.
Speaker A
Wow. Wow. [Music] Hello. What doing? It's a trill boy. What doing? Keep holding that bird. You guys know that little bird.
Speaker A
There it is. Wait, there's one. I don't know, but I'm going through it. Hamlet the bird. What doing? What doing?
Speaker A
What doing? What doing? Ah, doggy. Okay, we're good. Found a map. I should probably be using these maps, but I'm just I just I like smashing everything.
Speaker A
I don't want to use items. I just want to smash. Monkey want to smash.
Speaker A
What am I meant to be doing? I like the angry monkey. Sabo smash. This is what DK would do.
Speaker A
I need to look at the map though cuz I don't even know where I am.
Speaker A
I don't even know. Hello. I can't see anything. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. We need to calm down for a sec. Wait. Okay.
Speaker A
No. Okay. Oh, but there's a chest here. Good fight. Okay, just chunk jump, man. You can't just ask me to chunk jump.
Speaker A
That's messed up. Oh my god, look at this. Wait, a banana. Wait, banana. Banana.
Speaker A
Hey, a banana. Ow, my leg just crapped up. [Music] Uh, wait. We have to look at the clothing.
Speaker A
I think I need another banana. More potassium. They do have cowgirl stuff. Cute dark blue britches.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. They have powerups. Wait, since when? Since when do these have special powers?
Speaker A
Whoa, they did. [Music] You can upgrade them. Was this me not reading? I had no idea. I thought they were just cosmetic.
Speaker A
This does nothing. But ah ah okay idiap. Yeah yeah just Paulines. So, you can teleport to different stores to get different powerups, and then you level up your outfit powerups. Wow, that's pretty I'll take that.
Speaker A
Thank you. Wait, DK's does have different stuff. Oh, that's right. He's got like pants and stuff. Let me see what his pants do.
Speaker A
Ah, these are ugly. But let's put them on. [Music] We have to put pants on.
Speaker A
He needs the powerups. It's ugly pants time. It's I found them at the thrift shop time.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. What did he Looking good. At least they're matching. You like it? It kind of works with the blue, doesn't it?
Speaker A
That's too He's He's bold. He's bold. He's looking good. Blue monkey. [Music] His little pants.
Speaker A
Uh, okay. So, that's a teleport. [Music] more like belongs in the trash. Why? Wait, it's not that bad.
Speaker A
Is this like um one man's trash is another man's treasure? Maybe. Under under hoof warehouse.
Speaker A
Okay. Banana. Where? What's doing? Wait. Where? [Music] Len karaoke. A I don't know. Oh, there is a place down here.
Speaker A
I was What day is today? Monday. Maybe sometime this week. I have been in the mood to sing.
Speaker A
I have. I think it could be fun. We haven't done one since my Wow, that feels weird to say. I haven't done one since the my first stream. My de will feel so weird to say.
Speaker A
History of under under a hoof warehouse. We decided to build a warehouse under the village to shore abandon gems.
Speaker A
The drilling weren't the end and continue smoothly until one day we unear pools of water. Water is an important part of this layer's ecosystem, of course, so we probably drilling.
Speaker A
We turned the under hoof warehouse into a watering hole where residents could gather and relax. Also, it's like a like a oasis.
Speaker A
Oasis, [Music] hydrate. [Music] Hey, let's follow him. Why did you just get all the It's so easy to get lost in this game.
Speaker A
Stop running. Did I slap him? [Music] What? Why did you run? Slap. Slap. Stop running. Slap.
Speaker A
Wait, how long have I been playing this? Did you say 4 hours? Time flies when you're collecting bananas.
Speaker A
Whoops. Whoops. She says as if it's a mistake. As if it were a mistake.
Speaker A
A mistake. Why? You don't have to thank me for the stream. And thank you for Thank you for hanging out with me.
Speaker A
Thank you for being thankful though. Oh my god. Thank you. But uh ah but thank you for thinking uh thank you for being here with me. Thank you. No you know you.
Speaker A
No you. I really like streaming though. I feel like I don't know. I want to stream for as long as I can cuz I just like it's going to sound weird but I just like talking like I feel like I would do I would talk
Speaker A
I mean shoot I do it I talk when nobody's around anyway so like I love I don't know you know does that make sense?
Speaker A
I just like talking. Even if nobody's around here, it's so uh I don't know if that makes any sense. I don't know. I don't know. Uh she talks, but she doesn't know how to use her words. Um yeah, I don't know how to I don't know
Speaker A
how to describe it. I do know how to describe it. I'll get back to you when my brain is in a puddle of jello.
Speaker A
My brain is like a 1950s jello- dessert with cottage cheese and celery in it, but you didn't leave it in the mold for long enough. You took it out when it was still kind of like lukewarm.
Speaker A
So, you plop it out of the mold expecting it to be some pretty and edible and whatnot, but it actually just turned out to be kind of like soup.
Speaker A
He's supposed to be when I ever do a 24-hour stream. [Music] Maybe if I had company, like I feel like if I had the com the company of others, then probably I wouldn't I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't mind giving it a shot.
Speaker A
But um I'd have to be really hydrated and caffeinated. You bring back one of our fragments, I'll give you a banana. We'll give you another one for returning. So we these Wait, I should have read what he said. I
Speaker A
didn't read. [Music] Do I have to hurt it like Puffles and Club Penguin? Would you do it for a banana? Yeah.
Speaker A
Monkey don't read. Monkey can't read with fist. 24-hour D and D stream. The longest one shot known to man.
Speaker A
[Music] Not hurt. Puffles heard. Hurting like a sheep dog. [Music] How do I bring him back?
Speaker A
[Music] A D and D oneshot about a haunted lighthouse. And my character is um somebody who feels like there is great job.
Speaker A
Um a voice trying to kill him me. So he actively acts against what I will, but he doesn't know it's me.
Speaker A
[Music] What does the melon energy do? So what you're saying is he's silly. Yeah.
Speaker A
It's literally just a character from the lighthouse. Yes, but I'm the voice. So, whatever I want the character to do, he'll have to do the opposite of what I want him to do.
Speaker A
I want to kill him. So, I'll have to roll to make sure he does the opposite of what I want him to do.
Speaker A
Okay. Wait. Ah. Oh. [Music] Okay. Oh, I don't know where to get the sing.
Speaker A
How do I get to a little puzzle piece guy? Sure. Will him to fall asleep or is this demon?
Speaker A
Make a path. Will they follow me? Oh, they do. Follow me this way. Then I killed the other puzzle piece right in front of him.
Speaker A
The freedom. Did I scare? Wait. Come here. Come here. Come here. Here [Music] you go.
Speaker A
Do I get another banana? Get scared. And then I take And then I take your puzzleings away.
Speaker A
Give me another banana. Give me another banana. I plug these holes. I did. All right. What else am I supposed to do here? You must have been hungry.
Speaker A
[Music] Give me banana. [Music] Um, okay. This fish. this fish. [Music] This game gives you conquer's bed birthday vibe. I cannot break this.
Speaker A
Okay. Wait. I want to fight. I want to What do I want to do? What do I want to do in the world of donkey count?
Speaker A
Donkey Kong. [Applause] Let's follow this purple stuff. Okay. Into the mine ship. sword. Let's break it. Okay.
Speaker A
[Music] I have to put pants on donkey because he gets power ups that way.
Speaker A
[Applause] All right. [Music] It's gone. The game 100% achievement requires 20 to 40 hours. So, it's mainly up to you. 40 hours.
Speaker A
40 hours. That's at least two streams. That's a long time. That's a lot of monkey. That's a lot of monkeying around.
Speaker A
[Applause] [Music] But what about Resident Evil? I think that'll probably be my next stream cuz I do want to get back to that and I want to I want to play more R.
Speaker A
Big stretch peak. Will we reach the peak? [Music] [Music] Let's do this. Let's do this. Oh my god. And then I have to do my switch bargain bin. I even forgot the switch bargain bin. Is it evil? The switch bargain bin.
Speaker A
Uhoh. Is this a puzzle? Four more. Four more. No puzzle hurt monkey brain. Wait, stop. Puzzle hurt.
Speaker A
Wait, chunk. It is time to chunk jump. Oh. [Music] Ah, that was so close.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh, wait. I can just drop down. No, I can't. Yes, I can. Ah, unfortunate.
Speaker A
Yes, I can. Wait, one more. Hey, zero deaths, right? Um I've I Yes. You mentioned dying in the Donkey Kong game. That would be embarrassing.
Speaker A
Melon juice. Letter sonar. Punch power. Saba Gaming. Saba Gamer. Fish Gaming. Wait, there's three bananas in there.
Speaker A
Wait how? That was fun. What? Let's go. Where is it hiding? Ah, my back. Crunch.
Speaker A
Oh, I see it. I see it. Dig me a little hole. Eight. [Music] M.
Speaker A
Oh, [Music] let me in. There's somewhere down hitting in you. Have you seen this game? This is the game play.
Speaker A
It opens when we get all the balloons. We can try. Hold on. Let me chunk jump real quick.
Speaker A
No. [Music] [Music] Todd punchie. [Music] No, I don't have enough gold. No, I still don't have enough gold. Oh, wait. I need to find one.
Speaker A
There we go. Okay. [Music] No. There's something behind this trap. That's where I thought it was.
Speaker A
That's where I thought it was. It's not the baby game. No, it's not the baby game.
Speaker A
I knew it was there. You can go back 10 seconds. You can see. Okay.
Speaker A
Weep. All right, geniuses. How do we get to the other one then? [Music] That was close from the top. You think?
Speaker A
There's no hole in the top. Amish. [Music] Okay, where's the banana? Very funny. Okay.
Speaker A
[Music] H I wonder why those squares are uh a little bit different. H [Music] well I'm coming for you.
Speaker A
Cool. Bye-bye. Cool. Look out. Here comes the monkey. Don't feel like climbing a wall. That's easy. Just smash it.
Speaker A
or arrows. Wait wait wait wait. Monkey mode. The smolder. We know I'm in there, isn't it?
Speaker A
Nice job. And nice, too. Mhm. [Music] Now I can't do it. the smell there.
Speaker A
I look so No. Is this where I was supposed to go? I don't feel like this is where I was supposed to go.
Speaker A
Empty. What a conveniently breakable floor. Ah yes. I just need a little bit more gold. Yes.
Speaker A
Yes. Awesome. And then I do this. I didn't know this is the right side of the screen to be on.
Speaker A
Wait. Wait. Why am I on this side of the screen? Why am I on this side?
Speaker A
I've been here for 4 hours. [Music] Uh-oh. It's got to have a weakness somewhere.
Speaker A
His golden limbs look rather delicious, don't they, B? There's no way this is this easy.
Speaker A
Here's your chance. [Music] [Music] Is that it? I just got up there and slapped Grumpy.
Speaker A
I grabbed him by his big chin and I just slapped him back and forth.
Speaker A
Had enough yet, old man? You sick of me yet? Time proceed, old man. I'll be taking that.
Speaker A
[Music] A chest my gold. Okay. Where did he put the key? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Speaker A
Now the real boss. [Music] Nobody's stronger than you, DK. Thank you. Do you mean it?
Speaker A
Yeah. [Music] Cell player. This is the party floor, isn't it? I want the banana.
Speaker A
Banana. Banana. [Music] [Music] [Music] H. I actually think I'm going to stop here. I think I'm going to stop after I figure out what this is all about. What is this?
Speaker A
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. They're making slime. This is an industrial slime factory. Uh, wait. Hey, what is it? A gloop factory.
Speaker A
Industrial gloop. The mixer keeps spinning like that. It's going to explode. Defeat the mad mixer. Is this like a boss battle?
Speaker A
Hey, where's the fence? Why am I on this side? Who told me to be on this side?
Speaker A
Now I'm cheating. Switching sides. You did Sabo, huh? Ah, so I did. Wait, why are there lasers?
Speaker A
This would be a good time to skip. Shut up. Ah, I still got punished.
Speaker A
No, we don't have to do that, Donkey Kong. That was a bit of overkill.
Speaker A
Oh, just kidding. This is like it's like a Donkey Kong game, but it's also treasure hunt the game.
Speaker A
Do you know what I mean? Oh, ready. Go. [Music] Okay. Whoa. Big fossil. Way to go.
Speaker A
[Music] I guess a T. That's not a T-Rex, you dummy. Wait, is it No.
Speaker A
No. T-Rex. You found it. It's obviously a velociraptor. Why the monkey so mad? A golden monkey head.
Speaker A
No way. Delicious. It's a triceratops. You asked for it. No. Me. You got this.
Speaker A
You don't even need the power up. He's still strong. Hey, I did. What is Pong Bonanza?
Speaker A
Someone said the sound of that kitten eating it made me think of thee we battle face on.
Speaker A
Battle face on. Okay. One banana. Easy slap. Whoops. That was so Is this game really supposed to be that easy? I can't believe I died.
Speaker A
Woohoo! This stream has been uh suspiciously void of monkey noises. Have you noticed? I've really held back.
Speaker A
I'm actually quite proud of myself. My restraint this stream has been um All right. Wouldn't you say?
Speaker A
Yeah. My restraint has been um commandable perhaps. Maybe uh spectacular or I forgot how to I forgot. I forgot how to Oh, [Music] wait. I wait.
Speaker A
[Music] Good one. Good one. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hollow Night stream. I've actually never played Hollow Night.
Speaker A
Is that the one with the little the little uh bug feature? It's a sidescroller, right?
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. I'm familiar with it. Like, I know what it is. I know what it looks like, but I've never played it before.
Speaker A
Is there like a new update coming out or like a DLC or a new game or something?
Speaker A
What's the deal with Hollow Knight? Silk Song. Is that the game everybody keeps talking about, but it hasn't come out yet?
Speaker A
I feel like I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh cuz that sucks. But I do feel like that's the game I've been seeing. All of the the game showcases we've had so far this year. Everybody's like, "This is it.
Speaker A
This is Silk Song." And it just it hasn't been Silk Song. There's a strange device attached to the mixer.
Speaker A
He's at every other event in no game. That's messed up. [Music] They're coated in that stuff.
Speaker A
Wait, I'm trying to find a way to go away. You okay? Yeah. [Music] The latest bit of Silk Song news was a 5second uh clip in a montage.
Speaker A
All right. That would make me mad. Well, that's like The Elder Scrolls. Remember when they teased it? They teased like 20 seconds, not even. It was like 8 seconds zooming over the mountains and that was it. Didn't say Jack Hiddly
Speaker A
squat about any of it. [Music] Even how long ago was that? Oh. That was 10 years ago.
Speaker A
No way. Okay, that was 10 years ago. I'm going to throw up. How about I How about I throw you? Wait, I didn't mean to say that. Why did I get violent? Why did I throw you instead?
Speaker A
One more. But there's a chest over here. Another map I won't use. Awesome. Where is he at?
Speaker A
Okay, boy. And they just give you health like it's nothing. This game really knows how to make a There it is.
Speaker A
really knows how to make me feel like I'm doing a whole lot. Use the banana force. Use the banana.
Speaker A
Eat banana. Take banana. Stomp banana. [Music] Death Stranding on the Switch, too. How would that work? Would the Switch be able to handle it the Switch 2?
Speaker A
Do we know what the Switch 2 is even capable of yet? I feel like there's what? There's like two games. There's two new games you can play. Two, eight, maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker A
Please correct me if I'm wrong. Banana makes you do things. They have a tendency to do that.
Speaker A
It runs cyberpunk. That's a good point. That's true. It is running Cyberpunk. Cyberpunk. Spinning lasers.
Speaker A
Well, that was close. Fall like she's going to do anything to help me. Banana.
Speaker A
Oh, banana. This game has run a good so far. I've noticed a a little bit of dropping frames, you would say, but it's not very noticeable.
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Like the map, when you use the map, it gets a little clunky. Other than that, would I say this is worth the price? If it's 40 hours, I don't know. Actually, I'll have to finish it before I But
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oh, coming from somebody who's never played a Donkey Kong game, I don't know if this is a good ah from what I've seen of the Donkey Kong games, this is not This is not like the other Donkey Kong
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games from what I can see. He climbed out of the hole. Okay, time to focus.
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I am focused. Oh, the laser is good. He doesn't jump high enough. For please don't embarrass me, donkey.
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Please now. TK. Good game. This is easy, Mom. This is as easy as the game gets.
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I have one more banana. I just have to go slow. Just go slow. Why am I rushing?
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What the No, wait. I needed that. That's going to come back down, right? I don't think he's coming back down.
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Oh jeez. Aha. You okay? No. my banana. So, as I was saying, this game is like baby baby, which I appreciate.
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If I had just took if I had tumbled off this map right here, like if I had just somersaulted off like I almost just did, I think I would have lost I think I would have lost my mind. I think you
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would have seen you would have seen a side of me. I'm just kidding. No, you wouldn't have.
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Imagine crashing out over Donkey Kong Saba. How embarrassing. Carl Weezer Kim's mom. Okay. Hello.
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I need an apple so bad. I'm just so hungry. Everything hurts. ready. Ready. Oh, smart. Better fix that thing fast.
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Okay. Oh, this looks like fun. Oh, this looks like a lot of fun. This is like deeprock with the, you know, the mission with the triangle thing you got to shut off.
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This is literally dead. I almost dropped my phone. Stop. Rock stone. [Music] That's it.
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Good one. Ding ding. Head up. Nice job. Okay, this level is freaking awesome. This level of freaking rocks. I like this a lot.
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I like the monkey game. Okay, Nintendo. Even if I'm bad at it, I like the monkey game.
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Okie dokie. [Music] Is it regaining health? It's hard to reach this like little [Music] Banana.
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Wow. Banana [Music] three. Ooh. Um. Um. Um. Um. Oh. Um. Um. Which one? What should I do?
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Do you need more HP? No. Maybe. No. No. How about I want this one?
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This way might lead us up top. That's another boss battle. Oh, they're giving me all this stuff here, aren't they?
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Not that that was a boss battle. There's one coming, though. I feel her. I can taste it.
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Come on, let's climb. What do you think I'm doing? Come on, let's climb. Why does he climb like that?
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Nope. Okay, I am going to call it here. I'm going to end I'm going to end I'm going to end the stream here. Um, [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay.
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Thank you guys for watching me play the Donkey Kong game. Donkey Kong. Um, I don't think I'm going to stream tomorrow. I don't think it's going to be tomorrow. I have a lot of stuff I got to do tomorrow. Um, but the next time I
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stream is either going to be Donkey Kong or probably Resident Evil because I do want to I want to play more Resident Evil. I want I want to finish e res I want to finish Resident Evil options or maybe I will feel like doing the
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Switch games or something random. I don't know. We'll see. Okay. And then karaoke at some point, guys.
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Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I'll see you around. See you. Stay cool. Stay frosty. Yeah. Unarchived or archived? Archived.
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Archived. [Music] Okie do. Thank you everybody. Thank you so much. I'll see you around.
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[Music] Good morning. Bye. [Music] Bye. Say bye-bye. Say bye-bye. So bye-bye. Bye. [Music] Bus.
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[Music] [Music] Hey. Hey. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]
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