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Um, um, yo, yo, ho, yo, everybody. Um, yo, everyone, thank you. Thank you for coming.
A humorous walkthrough of managing Toilet Town, a quirky 2-star waterpark with unique themes and challenges in Waterpark Simulator.
Key Takeaways
- Toilet Town is a unique waterpark with a toilet and hygiene theme that attracts curiosity and interest.
- Despite being new, the park has achieved significant ticket sales and a 2-star rating.
- Maintaining hygiene and safety is a key challenge, with janitorial staff unable to keep up with demand.
- Increasing attractions and improving guest satisfaction are critical for future growth.
- Project Vend aims to reduce human error by automating ticketing and food sales.
Summary
- The video features Saba, the general manager of Toilet Town, a waterpark themed around toilets and hygiene.
- Toilet Town has been operational for 14 days and achieved a 2-star rating with nearly 300 tickets sold in one day.
- Guest satisfaction is around 50%, with goals to increase it to 75% by the end of the quarter.
- The park’s main attractions include water slides, food offerings like hot dogs and lemonade, and a unique toilet-themed environment.
- Challenges include slip hazards due to janitorial staff shortages and low tips from guests.
- Plans to improve the park include increasing attractions, raising ticket prices, and implementing Project Vend for streamlined ticketing and food sales.
- The park prides itself on having no deaths on property despite the chaotic theme and operations.
- Saba humorously handles multiple roles including general manager, janitor, and maintenance.
- The video includes detailed commentary on park finances, guest feedback, and operational risks.
- Overall, Toilet Town is portrayed as a quirky but growing waterpark with ambitious plans for the future.
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Speaker A
Um, I don't think I needed to use any type of loudspeaker today. Um, Queen of the Freaks has arrived. Yes, Queen Freak herself is here. Yes, thank you.
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Hello. Hello. I, the freak, fish freak. Um, before we dive into today's, uh, uh, I'm nervous. Before we dive into today's another grueling work week at Water Park Town, Toilet Town.
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Um, I'd like to thank everybody for coming to the finance meeting. We just have to go over a couple things to ensure the success of Toilet Town in the future.
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I would ask for everybody to settle down, but I know that's asking too much.
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So, as long as I have your attention, I guess feel free to speak amongst yourselves. Um, for starters, hello. My name is Samaba. You can call me Saba or Fish Freak.
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Um, I am the general manager of Toilet Town. I got three name tags. I do. I do. You're right.
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Um, it's a lot of work working Toilet Town. You see, I am also the maintenance from time to time.
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Pardon me, excuse me, public speaking makes me nervous. My throat's closing. I'm also the on-site janitor. On-site janitor, maintenance, general manager.
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I'm in charge of finances and strategy. Demoted from CEO. Excuse me, sir.
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Sir, you don't have to hold that sign up. That's very rude. Your big—what is this? You think this is a WWE match? You could put the sign down.
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Demoted from CEO. I can see you. Anyway, today I want to take a quick moment to talk about Toilet Town before we head back to work for another glorious week at Toilet Town or two weeks, perhaps.
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I'm so sorry. Hold it. Is this a corporate takeover? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm simply here to help. I'm simply here to help.
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All right. Thank you. Okay. I will go ahead and get started. I don't want to take up too much of your time. This will be nice and easy and fast and painless. Relatively painless.
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Okay. Toilet Town. Everybody loves Toilet Town. You know, big water park. Toilet is a water park.
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Toilet Town is a new, up-and-coming water park, a destination in which you can have lots of fun with water and slides. That's our main offering. Our main export is fun with slides. Yes, fun with slides.
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All right. Okay. Great. Progress. Toilet Town has been operational for just 14 days or two weeks, and within that time it has managed to become a two-star water park, which is very impressive given the town that we have decided to establish ourselves in.
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We have record sales of nearly 300 tickets sold in one single day. That's pretty great for a two-week-old park, right?
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We have on average over 50% guest satisfaction rating, and we plan on making sure that number stays 50%, or, you know, ultimately our goal is to make sure that number hits ideally at least 75% by the end of this quarter.
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Accomplishments: no one has died on property. We are very proud of this, aren't we?
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Here at Toilet Town, 50% survival rate? No, no, no. That's satisfaction rating. Satisfaction.
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We have a 50% satisfaction rating. No one has deceased, died. No one has perished.
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Nice. Yes, we have no deaths recorded on property at Toilet Town. See that? See, it was a gift, but I took a screenshot. This was a gift. This was a gift. And this was also a gift.
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Ah, but unfortunately, due to the limits of technology, I've taken a screenshot. So therefore, they are both static images.
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[Music] Anyway, some more accomplishments for Toilet Town is the people love gizzies. They love hot dogs. They really love hot dogs and lemonade.
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Those are our, that's, I think, a main draw for some reason to Toilet Town is our food offerings of gizzies and lemonade.
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Also, our unique theming is striking success and intrigue among theme park enthusiasts and locals alike.
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I mean, who goes to a water park? Oh, water park. When you hear water park, what do you think of? Maybe unhygienic fun for the whole family.
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Here at Toilet Town, we lean into such taboo, I guess you could say, of toilets and hygiene as our overall theme.
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You know, they say that there is no such thing as bad press, only interest, and interest drives sales. Am I right? Sorry, I'm a bit nervous.
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The color of a used toilet. No, nah. Nuh-uh. You shut up. How do I flip this pointer? Flip it at you.
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Wait. What? Any questions so far? Any questions so far? I don't think there's any questions.
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Fresh, never frozen. Oh, that's right.
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Oh, that's a good point. Our hot dog and lemonade offerings are always fresh.
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We take you by the local Kmart that is across the street that hopefully one day we can reach a collaborative, a mutual collaboration, a business collaboration so they can lower their prices and stop gouging me for some hot dogs, man.
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Admission. Ah, good question. How much is admission? Well, I can't get you an exact number, but I can say that we are steadily increasing the general admission price.
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As the park continues to grow in size and more attractions are added, the general ticket sale price will increase, but the people keep buying.
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So, I say we keep charging them more. I mean, it doesn't seem to be a problem so far. If the people are buying, see how far you can go with it, I guess.
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And growing at a very slow pace. Yes. Yes. But we plan to increase overall speed of sales. The end of this quarter is coming up, and it is looking very promising for Toilet Town.
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Any discounts, senior discounts? Um, no. Speaking of the success reaching the end of the quarter, Toilet Town is a great success with big all across the board.
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As you can see here by the statistics and the graphs here, it’s up, bumpy, up big number, and according to the pie chart, sales are up, attendance is up, sales is up, interest is up to the moon. Toilet Town to the moon.
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Exactly. Exactly. But alas, we must speak about the risks of Toilet Town, the areas of which we must pay attention to.
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Like my little caution sign here. This wasn't a gift. This was just a still image.
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We have a consistent slip hazard growing, well, sticking, growing and sticking, as the park janitors have failed to keep up with the demand of mopping up.
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Which is why I am wearing this janitor badge today. As you can see here, as I have, it'll make sense in the next slide, but I have fully taken over the janitorial role once again.
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As the janitors that we employed couldn't meet the expectations that we had for Toilet Town's hygiene.
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That's a gift. This was, you know, this one, it was a gift. It is no longer a gift.
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Where else here? Low tips. Ah yes, our guests complain about limited activities, and this is reflecting in our reviews of Toilet Town and the lack of tips.
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Tips are a very important part of Toilet Town's source of revenue, and we need to increase the amount of attractions in the park.
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Solution: increase attractions, increase ticket sales, and then hopefully that'll balance it out.
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Yes, we need bigger, we need more tips and big, big tips.
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Solution for the janitorial problem is that we are going to reassign them to a position that we believe the janitors could handle better, which will make sense in our next slide.
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Order gallons of wood. Introducing Project Vend is Friend.
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Currently, Toilet Town runs on a person-to-person communication process. Our tickets are handled by a human.
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Our janitors are human. Our maintenance men are human. Our everything is run by human, and that leads to human error.
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So the goal is to introduce a more consumer-friendly, a more streamlined approach with our ticketing system, but also with our food.
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Are you human? Yes. Of course I am.
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Hm. We are going to be removing our hot dog and lemona—
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Bend his friend. It's so cool. I can't wait to watch the water slide with you. Ah.
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Any questions? Vend is friend, not food. Exactly. But vend will lead to food and that will lead to sales.
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What about the usard? If we can expand far enough um in order to maybe host like a small dining area, then then I could potentially see us bringing back the hot dogs and the usard. But for now, I think this is the
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right move. I think Venda Venda's friend is the right move. Why are the uniforms brown? Because everybody loves the color brown. It's such a comforting color. Plus, Toilet Town, that's our toilet down color. Everything is brown.
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All right. I'm not seeing any push back here, so I'm going to go ahead and move on and uh assume that everything is satisfactory for Vendas's friend. It's very nice to know that you guys are so supportive of uh uh in this hip
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technological world a consumerfriendly option here. Look, look. You can't deny it. Look big. Oh, it's big.
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Voodoo town. Watch your language. All right. So, before we wrap up, I just want to give a quick little schedule layout for uh what we're going to be getting done in the next quarter.
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Uh the entire park needs a bit of a a faceelift. You know, we're working we're working from ground zero here. So, we need to um give it a nice fresh paint job in a rich chocolatey brown today.
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Uh hopefully we can invite some local artists, some people call it graffiti, uh to paint the Toilet Town slogan around the property.
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I'm thinking poop everywhere, but we'll have to see, you know, you know, have the young people come in and really give it a nice young touch.
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That'll happen today hopefully. We'll be we'll be launching project vent friend for more money.
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Um this might come before this. I'm not really sure. Um today we will be uh erecting toilet town slide. The toilet sorry the toilet tower slide. Potentially two toilet tower or three or more. We're not really sure. You're suing me. What? What? How
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did you get into this meeting? Put your hand down. I'm not interested. Um, and ultimately we would like to become a fivestar water park and we're going to make the Trip Advisor uh top top places to be, top theme parks um
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across social media uh travel sites, Trip Advisor. What's the other one? Uh Yelp. Can I take a vacation? No. Put your hand down. I'm not interested.
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No. So, that's our schedule for the the next quarter. But it looks like I was a bit eager when I wrote this as everything is written to be done today.
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Well, then I I guess we better get busy. And remember, everybody loves Toilet Town. And you know what that means?
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Toilet Town loves you. I really should have found like a clapping audio. I forgot to do that.
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Everybody's just going to quietly like leave. Okay. Well, thank you everybody for coming to the Toilet Town financial meeting. I hope I answered some questions you had about the future of Toilet Town. And um wash your hands after visiting. Yes.
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Practicing hygiene is smart for everybody. Yes. That's right. That's what I like to see. We love Toilet Town.
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I love Toilet Town. Yeah. All right. Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming. Um if you give me two seconds, I will change into appropriate attire and we will get started.
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Okay. I'll be right back. Let's give you some music, guys. Can you hear this?
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How is the audio? What do you mean stalled for 20 minutes? That took me like an hour and a half to do.
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Took me like an hour to make. Audio good. All right. I just take these glasses off.
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Oh my god. I can't get the I can't I don't know how to get the glasses off my face. Help. Stuck.
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Ah. What the heck? I can't get them off. I can't get them off. They're stuck.
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Keep them on. But I don't I don't then I I look too official. Official. I see what I did there.
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Give me a sec. Ah, give me a sec. [Music] Oh god, I look naked without them now.
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Oh my. Oh my goodness. One moment, please. All right. This is the game BGM, by the way. We're going to use the game music cuz I think it changes.
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I thought it was the same song throughout the entire thing, but I was I was wrong.
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I was incorrect. All right. Who's ready? Who's ready to play a little bit of video games? I mean, no toilet. This is a lifestyle.
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[Music] Don't I look naked without them now? Ew. a little bit. I probably just look normal to you.
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Hi, by the way. Hi. Um, what's up? Hey, I started watching Dexter. Don't spoil me, okay? I somehow managed to avoid spoilers for that show.
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The show came out in 2006. Don't spoil me. I just started watching it. Um, so far I like it. Tonight's the night.
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I really like it. What else has happened? Um, I've had business meetings. I've done a lot of planning.
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Um, and that's pretty much my life. That's it on this episode. Um, what else?
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Insomnia. I've had some insomnia, so that's been fun. Not Uh, I can't stop thinking about this game. So, we're going to play tonight.
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I deleted HUD diarrhea cuz we didn't need it anymore. I'm so excited. No more boring tile.
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All right. Welcome to Kmart. The $30 now. Why can't I hear the seagulls from here?
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Why is it so bright? Is it bright? Welcome to Kmart. It is bright. Wait, why is it so bright?
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It's really like blown out looking, isn't it? If movie goes crazy, it's like I'm getting motion sick.
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I said, uh, let me [Music] going to show [Music] Oh, brightness. It's right in front of me. That's embarrassing. Okay.
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Is this better? Toilet town. Oh, how I missed you. So that's really loud. Why is that so loud?
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What's going on? Wait a sec. I did something. Sorry, they had a game update. I think they Why does it look like doodoo?
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Does it look like doodoo to you? I don't let those seagulls go overhead. That's just quite annoying.
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Wait, did it look like this last time? Why does this look so bad? Like there's no shadows. Is that what it is? There's no shadows anywhere. This looks like It looks the same, does it?
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No, this doesn't look the same. [Music] It does. It looks It doesn't look that great.
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Quality preset. Hi. Do I have to restart the game? Is it still too bright? Is it I I I did I just uploaded I just updated it before the stream and I figured I figured everything would be fine.
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Yeah, I don't think it's here. Let me um Will this work? Quality preset higher. I'm a little worried because When I did that, it like lagged the game out really bad. Had it set to low.
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What's going on here? Texture quality, high quality preset. Yeah, that is what it was. The qual the preset was set to low. Ah, there's the shadows.
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No, I'm not playing on a toaster. [Music] When did the seagulls go away? Now it's Now it's beautiful.
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Is it? I kind of want to see what Hi looks like. It's not a potato.
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[Music] You want to see my biceps every time? Okay. [Music] Is this better? Are we lagging? Is it lagging? Is anything lagging?
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Toilet town is awesome. That's what I like to hear. All right, let's just play like this. This is fine. I'll fix it later.
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Hey, when did the seagulls go away? I want to turn my audio back up.
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Okay, where are uh unlock the floor tool? We have three. Sorry guys, I got to get back in the swing of things. The swing of things.
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Um, bigger tips. Why is it Hold on. [Music] Well, the FPS limiter doesn't work.
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Where are we? We have to ticket machine. Where's the vending? Where's the vending machine? Vending machine. Vending machine. Vending machine. I don't think it's a basic vending machine. Basic drink vending machine.
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Food vending machine. There we go. That's right. They have food and drink. Modern pools. We need money. All right, we're going to I'm just going to play the next day um and see how we go from there. Wow, that music is annoying. Do
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you know what I mean now? Is the music annoying to you? Is it too loud? Sorry.
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I feel like it's too loud. All right, Jet, enjoy this last day here with the with the uh with the stuff here.
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I think the music will change as the day goes on, but we we'll we'll see. Okay, we're going to change it on the fly.
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Full send. I think the Well, no, actually all of them are going to Oh, of course. Thank you guys.
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I like how they waited until the park opened. They just kind of sat and hovered.
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Thank you, seagulls. Thank you. But Jake's going to be homeless. No, Jake's going to be inventory.
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He's going to get a a nice new home in inventory. Hello, sir. Welcome. Welcome.
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What do you mean, poo? Oh, you slipped in. He Genji slipped in the poo poo.
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All right, the shingles are gone. Uhoh. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Okay, it's fine.
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Ah, I forgot how to save people. It's going to be a bit of a bumpy start.
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I got to get rid of that. I need one of these. So, what I'm thinking is this section over here is going to be the dedicated pool section, and then the the entirety of the main the main property square
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is going to be vending machines. They're going to have to walk through a line of vending machines because it's going to force the NPC interaction to buy from the vending machine.
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It's going to work. It's just going to work. the dedicated warm section. I think we need a lifeguard.
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What should you just take a picture of? Somebody laugh too hard. Did you just call our customers NPCs?
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Oh, I'm sorry. The consumer. It's a compet a competitor spy. Do you remember what her name was? I remember what she was wearing.
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Should we go? Uh, make sure she doesn't leave the park with No pictures, ma'am.
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No photos. No pictures. Who took that photo? Oh, I forgot we had those. Oh. Oh. Oh, there's no time.
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See, this is why we're getting rid of these. There's too much time dedicated to serving, slinging us.
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Her name is Britney. Where is she? Get out of here. Get out of here.
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No photos. No photos. No photos that matter. Madam, I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed. Okay.
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I break all her fingers, so she can't upload the photos anywhere. But then she's still able to upload the photos and then my the reputation is just ruined. Sir, there's a trash can right here.
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We are having a a rough start to our week here. This is just this is a nightmare.
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All right. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. This is the new addition. This is the newest edition. This giant rubber slide.
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This giant blow up slide. I don't know if anybody likes it. I'm not I'm not sure. I don't remember. I don't remember.
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Sir please. Oh, I forgot about the lemonade. This is a problem. This is such a problem.
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Lemon. My lemonade guy's neck is broken here. He's not. He better have a pirate breakdown. I'm call hot dog.
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Beep. Who just said e? All right. Everything everything looks to be everything is good. Everything is I saw I saw there was like a secret in game. I kind of want to look for it after this day is over. Oh dear.
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[Music] Endless music nightmare. All right, I think I think we're up and running now. Feel good. I feel good about this.
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I hate the layout of this park right now. All the pools are going to be moved over here. All the toilets are going to be moved over here. We're going to have a first line of Oh, okay. They have to
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come down here. If we block their path, I want them to have to file in. So, no matter which way, like if we do a line of hedges, if we do a line of vending machines and then a line of hedges, and
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then we just immediately dump them here, this will be the entrance to the park.
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And then immediately they're going to see the the pools right after they reach the That's really dirty.
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Then they get the pools and then in order to leave, they have to go back through this way.
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Kid's too tired. [Music] Crazy. They're like there's a trash can right behind them, but they still won't use it.
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I like how I've just handled dirty garbage and now I'm offering food. Oh, I bet that was this one.
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Welcome to pool maintenance the stream. What? What's that face for? What are they like ooing about? What is this?
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Ah, this one. [Music] Oh my god, it actually goes up. Look at all the hot Look at all the hot dog mustard on there.
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You should get a tip if you have Did you see the pile of that? Look. Watch.
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Watch. One squirt. Ew. The condiment dog. You want the bite? Here comes the plane.
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The user dog. Nothing but us. Oh my hot dog. That's a bummer. Out of the way.
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All right. I don't think we're going to have very good um feedback today on the the old progress report. It's fine, though.
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Finally, a streamer playing silk song. Also, apparently you can change the paint color of your hot dog stand. And oh jeez, hot dog stand. Oh, they're both drowning.
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Why don't they help each other out? Um um thank God. Usual drowning. Just give each other a helping hand.
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70% satisfaction. That's actually insane. I was expecting to be down in the 20%. That ain't bad. Not bad at all.
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Way better. Employee of the month. Me maybe. See? Wait. I think Oh, I'm I'm thrown off. I'm thrown off. We have to We have to We have to um I got to re This is bothering me. I really
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have to rearrange this like right now. Otherwise, I'm It's going to bother me. Jake is not the CEO. I'm the CEO.
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Um, okay. We need this one. Yes. And that one because why not? Okay. So, we have food vending machines now. Why do we have like no money?
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There was somebody else I was watching and they consistently had multiple thousands. Am I just not Is this Am I doing something wrong?
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A Oh no, the floor tool. Oh no. Wait, where [Music] five? Dang it. Okay, don't let me do anything else.
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Hammer upgrade and then floor tool. you know, I went to the mustard. Um, okay. So, here's what I mean.
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The toilets are going to go here. Those are going to be all toilets. This is going to be all vending. We're going to shoot all of our customers down the line. Down the line. It might have to be
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like here. We're going to block them off with hedges so they can't get away from uh making locking eyes with all of our vending machine offerings. And they're going to shoot out here. This is going to be dedicated pool space.
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Uh maybe this as well. I think we can probably buy this. This looks like additional space. It is. It's red. It's highlighted red.
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Maybe we could have a a double entry exit way. Send them out this way. Send them out this way. But they have to come through here.
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That sounds like a fire hazard. Having only one in and out. Isn't that a Isn't that a fire hazard? Feels like a fire hazard. That's fourst star. Spoilers.
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Maximized efficiency. Exactly. [Music] Fire hazard at a water park. I mean, you don't know.
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You just don't know. Can you buy this here, too? No. This is the competitor.
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Um, well, shoot. I think I I got a little too excited buying the vending. Where is the vending? Here it is. How much is it?
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1,200. [Music] I think I'm going to fire jet. I fired jet. Jake can stay.
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I just need money. I need We got to make money. Maybe I should I need I need [Music] the pie jet.
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What? What? What brings in money? You guys know it brings in money fast. Dev is here. Dev in chat.
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Dev is here. Say dev. Say I. Now everybody's going to say I. If the dev is here, tell me how do I make money fast?
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Make money. How? Quick. Make quick money. How? More chairs equals more people. Smart. All right.
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[Music] this will work. Trust me. Oh, max gas capacity. Ow. I see. Slipped at Toilet Town. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
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Um, no. I I think you're misremembering. You might have slipped outside on your way into Toilet Toilet Town. Toilet towers.
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That's not even here. Unless I I misread. I'm talking to all of my lawyers.
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I need to make a lawyer badge. I'm also the lawyer. All right. We got chairs. The people want chairs. We got chairs.
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We have no money, but we have chairs. I have to make a hot dog run. I need to buy another trash can. I'm a bit of a mess right now. I got to pull it together man.
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Get it together. Get it together. [Music] Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I have no money. I'm so I'm so scatter brain right now. Not good.
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Not good. I got to open it right now. We just got to open. We just have to go for it. Oh, sorry.
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suing toilet town for a safety violation. Are you threatening me? Hello, Leo. Boring. I saw you here yesterday.
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What does he mean boring? He was literally here yesterday. Whoa. Wait. I was just to say you look different.
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Holy cow. It's Markiplier. My name's Markiplier. Put a shirt on, weirdo. Oh my god, we have so many people.
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No, no, no. I don't think so. Oh god, there's trash in the pool. Imagine you can die in this game. I'm the first and Wow, talk about peak cinema. I'm the first and only death in my own water park.
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Lemonade. Was that the bite of 87? We have money. Yeah, we have money to restock.
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I don't think so, Stinky. Ah, the music changed. See, I told you. Yes. Yes.
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The music changes when you enter uh this place. All right. Kmart. All right. [Applause] Everybody. Oh no.
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Jake is so slow. It's okay. He'll be replaced by a Oops. Sorry, ma'am. Sorry.
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Sorry. Sorry. It'll be replaced by a computer soon enough. We're going to get automated automated tickets.
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Maybe another portion of the park should just be seating. Sorry, walked into that. I missed.
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Hello sir. A lemon with your lemonade. Oh no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are we making money? I feel like we're still not making enough money.
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[Applause] No, Amos says should have I should have hired that lifeguard. Nice. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Okay. None of these people know how to swim. I You could say that again.
Speaker A
You would think You would think one of the uh the main I don't know. If I'm going to go on vacation to a water park, I'm going to make sure I can swim [Music] at least a little bit.
Speaker A
No pictures. No pictures. No pictures. It was It's a pervert. I just got a notification saying I caught a pervert. What?
Speaker A
There's prayer in this game. I knew I was doing something right. You want ketchup? You're getting ketchup.
Speaker A
All right, I got to empty that garbage. Lemon name with lemon and ice. Okay, mar player.
Speaker A
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. We need at least 35 people in the park at all times.
Speaker A
Why am I slipping so aggressively? Oh, my bag that I missed. Oh, what? What?
Speaker A
Lemon. Okay. Very nice. Okay. If I can make $1,000 a day, I think we can make maybe make 2K a day.
Speaker A
No, we can't. We can make 1,200. No, we can make 1,300 a day. Yeah, man. You got to fly. You got to fly in this business. You got to You have to move so fast. You got to go so
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quick. Down with toilet town. Somebody get that guy. Grab that guy by his ankles. Don't let him leave.
Speaker A
I've got an eye for sabotage. I just I managed to catch that one. [Music] Okay.
Speaker A
Help. I love drowning in my own pool. That's another thing I need to improve is making sure I keep up with these trash bins. Cuz last time I felt like all I saw was just stinky trash and I
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just stared at it. Hi Aaron. I didn't even try and fix it. The triple trash combo. Am [Music] I frowning? Sorry, I'm concentrating.
Speaker A
I have resting concentration phase. Okay. Lemon ice. Here you go. Here, I'll have permanent happy. You did that on purpose.
Speaker A
Hello. Hi. Oh, wow. That's so dirty. That is so gross. Wait, maybe we can make 2K.
Speaker A
Wait, that would be so freaking awesome. There's so much trash. Where? There was trash in here. There it is.
Speaker A
Why are we laughing? Yeah, money. We have 1,500. So, we can make $1,500 a day working at less unsavory uh efficiency.
Speaker A
All right, let me clean up. Bring back. Oh, Dexter. We had a guy named Dexter, too. Wasn't he useless?
Speaker A
Dexter in Jet. No, Dexter was worse than Jake. Dexter was not very good. Yeah, we need to buy the floor tools so we can progress and make more money because I want to see project vending is I want to see it
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through. All right, let's see. We need to upgrade the hammer. We need one more. Shoot.
Speaker A
Shoot. No, I don't think we can get that in time. No, we need another day.
Speaker A
Maybe I need to buy another pool. Do we need to buy another pool? You think?
Speaker A
More chairs. More chairs. Are you snap [ __ ] [Music] [Music] Let's buy more. Oh, we can get a vending machine. We can only get one vending machine.
Speaker A
$30. Wait, what is it? How much does it cost? Hunger, thirst. Push the button and and get your snack. Feels like magic.
Speaker A
Well, we have five now. We have enough. We have enough. We have enough. Yeah.
Speaker A
[Music] Make the floor more beautiful 30 times. All right. What color are we painting the floor?
Speaker A
Brown obviously. The floor tool. Brown, I guess. Brown tile. [Applause] It's actually It's not that bad. It kind of looks like terracotta.
Speaker A
Toilet town will be brown. There it is. No fun zone. I'm removing everything unless this is poop everywhere cuz that can stay.
Speaker A
That's That's totally town's Logan. Slogan. Logan. Wait, this actually looks good. It's nice. It's like calming.
Speaker A
It looks good. I should stop spending money. Clean graffiti from vandals. That sounds like it's going to be annoying to get done. Whole lot more waiting. Waiting and hoping and hoping and waiting.
Speaker A
All right. I'm going to buy a couple more chairs. [Music] [Music] Just so we can really bring these people in. 23 24 25 26 And then the more people that we bring into the park, the more people are
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going to spend money on the vending machine. Yes, it's all coming together. Hit it.
Speaker A
Excellent. Yes. Yes. Yes. Doesn't want to come to the park. I need Look at the line. I need to get rid of these.
Speaker A
Oh, I meant to look. There's like an Easter egg around here somewhere. [Music] Remind me to look for that Easter egg.
Speaker A
Look at the people. They love it. Oh, they love it. They love it so much.
Speaker A
I need to buy. Welcome to Don't wake up. You love it. I mean, everything looks fine over here.
Speaker A
Maybe I have time. Try and No no no no. I got to do this before the park gets too busy. Up.
Speaker A
Parkour. Yeah, it's real. Like golden beach ball. I think I just despawned it. That's That's unfortunate. Where'd it go? Oh, my beach ball.
Speaker A
The CEO of the park just comes flying out of nowhere. Golden beach ball, blue hoodies.
Speaker A
[Music] Hold on. Blue hoodie. It's like they know me now. How why am I how am I supposed to get rid of that?
Speaker A
What if I did pe hoodies? I think you can erase it word by word.
Speaker A
So, I'm trying to think. I don't know how much space the vandalizer skill. Maybe they can put it here, too.
Speaker A
I want to keep some of it. It's It's funny [Music] graffiti. uninspired, uninspired lame.
Speaker A
No no no no no no. Not the hot dog. The park is still half full. Well, how do I get the more people in?
Speaker A
Oh no, dying. Hello. Hello. Hello. He's too slow. Oh god. Working good for NA.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Why is everybody drowning suddenly? I need I need I need another trash can.
Speaker A
Add mustard. Is YouTube server signed? Oh, so are my patrons. They have three research points now.
Speaker A
That's pretty good. We are now seeing monetary returns. Boing. 2K monies. All the trash is stinking. Do you guys think the hot dog stands are worth it?
Speaker A
Do better next time. Did I just read us and give you ketchup? My bad.
Speaker A
I don't know if the hot dog stands are worth it. Caught the vandal likes to look dangerously dangerous to me.
Speaker A
Well, that guy looked oily, I think. Is that it? Banana peel. I think we'll do fine. I think honestly.
Speaker A
Wait, what is it? What? What? Basic toilet. Oh god, I've been neglecting the toilets.
Speaker A
Uh yeah, banana peel. Oh, sorry. Now Donald is drowning. Oh my god, I can't keep up.
Speaker A
She's getting a a I don't need staff. I need money. I need money to buy the vending machines. What happened?
Speaker A
Here you go. Spoken like a true boss. Every time you hit something or clean something, every like individual hit or clean you do gives you one XP point. I just realized.
Speaker A
Can I just wipe this up? Why don't you guys just walk around? Why are they walking on top of it? Just go around.
Speaker A
Boo. I think I'm going to get rid of blue hoodies. 65% Blue hoodie. Blue. Bluehill.
Speaker A
Blue. Blue. Goodbye. Yay. Automated tickets. Kiss your job. Goodbye Jake. Automated tickets. Sh. Oh, now tickets cost more money.
Speaker A
That's great. More paint colors. We need five. We might be able to get No, I don't think we'll be able to get that.
Speaker A
We do need more bins. I'm going to make a move here. I'm going to sell our hot dog cart.
Speaker A
I'm going to sell both of these. I should keep these until the lemonade runs out, but I'm going to sell the hot dog cart. Uh, yeah, the hot dog cart's going to go. I think it's time to bring
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in automation. No more gizzies. We'll see how we'll see how it does. Well, you see, when we get vending machines, it's going to put more people are going to feel more like like they're in control, you know?
Speaker A
They'll love it. They'll love the feeling. It's going to be so good. This is a lot of work.
Speaker A
And then and then Kmart across the street is going to notice a decline in their sales and they'll be like, "What's going on?" on. And then maybe they'll offer they'll offer to sell our hot dog recipe in their store, but give us all
Speaker A
of the the revenue. We can put the hot dogs in the vending machines. See, now you're thinking.
Speaker A
Now you're thinking, "Wow, these are nasty. I totally I neglected these." [Music] Uh, okay. We need uh more toilets.
Speaker A
No, we need more trash cans. An automated hot dog dispenser. That's really smart. So close.
Speaker A
All right. Kiss the hot dog stands goodbye. How do I sell this? I need the big hammer. Get a hot dog cannon. Oh, instead of a t-shirt cannon.
Speaker A
That would be awesome. I hope you can sell like um I hope they do.
Speaker A
Imagine being able to design a shirt and then sell it. Goodbye, hot dogs. Get out of here. Give me my money back. 150 bucks.
Speaker A
No more usard. Okay. Time time to do a little bit of rearranging. There's a trash bin here. We could put one here.
Speaker A
We have to finish painting our floor, too. But I think let's try Let's put our toilets here for now.
Speaker A
it. I wish there was like inventory, you know, so you could put stuff in your inventory while you moved it around.
Speaker A
Look how big moves here. Wait, that's going to annoy me. Oh, wait. That That lines up pretty good.
Speaker A
That's pretty all right. [Music] Okay. Then we move our fountains back [Music] and whatever this thing is.
Speaker A
A ladder on the side. What? Lifeguard maybe. It probably would save me a bit of time, wouldn't it?
Speaker A
I'm going to destroy that. I think we can get a better one. A slide.
Speaker A
We can get um [Music] yeah, a better diving board definitely. [Music] Showers will also be here.
Speaker A
I'm going to buy the first vending machine. Vending. Vending. Vending. Yeah. Hey, how close can we put it? Oh my god, it's beautiful. We can put it here.
Speaker A
[Music] Um, the entrance will be here. It's the only one I can buy. Wait, what if I Wait, we could They come out of the changing room. So, they're going to they're going to come here first, most likely. What we could
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do or we could bet on them coming down this way and then we just guide them gently.
Speaker A
A gentle hand of guidance. [Music] [Music] [Music] Just put these here for now. Trash cans everywhere. Trash cans for everybody everywhere.
Speaker A
Another bin. Another bin. It looks pretty bad right now, doesn't it? It There's a saying, it has to get worse. My god. Toilet maze. It has to get worse before it gets better. And right now we are in the um It's got to
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get better. It's bound to get better. It's horrible. What do you mean? Just got to give it a little bit of time.
Speaker A
[Music] We need to hire somebody to restock. [Music] Oh my god, it's beautiful. Okay, simulation ready. You buy a ticket. They say buy ticket. Yay. You go in.
Speaker A
[Music] You come out. You go through here. Need another hedge. [Music] and And they go on and they go, "Wow, the water park." The rest of these, uh, exit points are going to be an issue for us. But, uh, it's fine. This is just the
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start. We have to get rid of all this lemonade. Wow, this looks absolutely god awful.
Speaker A
It's fine. It'll be fine. Don't worry. I have I have a plan. I got a plan. Don't you worry. I got a plan.
Speaker A
Unlock the ticket machine research. [Music] And we got the ticket machine. Oh my god. Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
Speaker A
Oh my god. Okay. Automation, baby. Day one. Automation. It's time. $50. Good grief. Nothing says personal touch like granola bar.
Speaker A
Stop calling my automated ticket machine a clanker. What does that even mean? Ticket clanker. That seems no Jake gets to keep his job for now.
Speaker A
This looks uh atrocious, but don't worry. Trust. Ready. Don't you clean out my vending machine.
Speaker A
I spend good money on that. Oh my go He's using the trash can though. That's fine.
Speaker A
I just don't want him to clean out my vending machine. He didn't pay for a ticket, did he? I don't think he did.
Speaker A
He didn't eat out of the trash. He put something in the trash. He's going to eat.
Speaker A
All right, you got to go. [Music] Okay. A lemonade with lemon. Can I interest you in a granola bar?
Speaker A
Nobody is buying granola bars. Wait, one person bought a granola bar. See see seeh $20 for a granola bar. Are you kidding me? That is so expensive.
Speaker A
It's beautiful. [Music] Okay, we have to unlock the drink vending as well. Nobody really likes lemonade. That's going to be a problem, isn't it? People buy everything in a water park. Yeah.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. There's a line. Oh my god. It's going to be so good. It's going to be so good. Are you kidding me?
Speaker A
Excuse me, sir. It's paying dividends. It is. We need more vending machines. Careful, Jake. You've got competition.
Speaker A
It says Jake screwed up an order. Caution Jake. I think I should get rid of the lemonade stand.
Speaker A
Anybody want to buy granola? Can I block them in? 22 people in the park. That's That's better. That's a significant significant improvement. That's more than half.
Speaker A
Did somebody just scream? Who took that photo? You leave that man alone. Yeah, perverts are new. I don't remember there being perverts in the game last time.
Speaker A
Another one. Did you guys see who took that photo? Who took that picture? We are almost max capacity.
Speaker A
We are one away from max capacity. I want to get max capacity. Lemon. Lemon ice. More like max crap capacity.
Speaker A
Funny. Yes. No. No. [Music] Oh, we're out of lemonade. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Plus 200 bucks. Yes.
Speaker A
Uh, sorry, sir. We're We're We're all out. We're all out. All done. Can I introduce you? Can I interest you?
Speaker A
Excuse me. Can I interest you in some delicious uh granola bars? I know. I thought I killed him. I pummeled him into the earth.
Speaker A
They're going for it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Welcome to Oh my god, it works. Oh my god. Look, another one. Oh my god.
Speaker A
[Music] Lemonade. Lemonade. Who needs it? Am I right? All right. Is somebody on break? Oh my god. Handle six.
Speaker A
Slide pass. Here you go. Valued customer. Marquee player Jake. Poor senior. Senior. Would you do your job, Jake?
Speaker A
Many machines are are a buff. They are. They certainly are. Now imagine that times 20 full of energy. Why don't we give them caffeine?
Speaker A
Wait, that would be so smart. We have to give them caffeine. Boink boink boink boink boink boink. So they can use the facilities. A toilet tent. It's brilliant.
Speaker A
A coffee machine where you add caffeine to the to the Would you like to use the Melanie injured? You received a fine.
Speaker A
Where? Wait, we got fined. Wait, why did I get fined? Injured? Where? Injured. How? There's no injuries here. Stop slipping. Stop.
Speaker A
Guys, I think I'm getting sued. I think I'm going to go to court. I think I have a court appearance.
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me. Oh, she's like dead. I don't think she needs that anymore. There's a corpse. There's a whole cadaavver in the pool. Everybody out of the water. Everybody out of the water.
Speaker A
See, she didn't die. She didn't die. No. No deaths on property. We are we are holding true to that statistic. There are no deaths on Toilet Town property.
Speaker A
You cannot prove anything. I don't want to I don't want to make a scene. But guys, check out how much money we've made.
Speaker A
Boring. [Music] Need like three grand. Oh, they don't like the slides. The slides are boring.
Speaker A
The police are on their way. Why? What have I done? I'm just an overward CEO, janitor, maintenance man, employee. I'm doing my best.
Speaker A
Why don't I put all of the Why don't I put all the trash cans together?
Speaker A
[Music] The vending machine. [Music] Welcome to We have to hire an inventory, dude. We have four grand.
Speaker A
We can have another one. Oh my god. Okay. Wait. Rest. Wait. I I'm getting too ahead of myself here.
Speaker A
Money 2500. 50 people slipped though. That's not very good. It's fine, though. All right, let's do some clean up and then we will reorganize the park a little bit.
Speaker A
I think we get rid of these two slides and we put in another big big slide. I think that's what the people want.
Speaker A
Maybe. Well, they seem bored of it. That's that's my concern. [Music] We need the mega slide. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker A
[Music] Ah, welcome gifted members. Welcome. Thank you guys for sharing the love. Before Before I jump into buying a bunch of vending machines, is there anything else that I need that I can't ignore? I feel like getting setting up the money flow is really
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important and I think we are on the right track. A cleaner Well, I don't have to worry about hot dog stands or lemonade anymore. I don't if I hire an inventory person. I don't know if they only stock one.
Speaker A
They might only stock one vending machine. We need a lifeguard. Yeah, I think that's somebody that you have to hire. I wonder how much they charge. Let's check their lifeguard.
Speaker A
250 bucks. 212. Not me looking to see if they have Mimi. No. Henry Princeton. What are the odds?
Speaker A
Nope. Up. Nope. Maybe another time. That's like five granola sales. You can afford it.
Speaker A
That's true. We need another granola maker. Another granola machine. Wait, that's what we need. We need the drink machine.
Speaker A
Drink. Oh, it's so much money. Cashier training park size level two. It's so much money.
Speaker A
I think we're surviving. I think so far we are surviving. People come to the water park to buy granola. Exactly.
Speaker A
[Music] We only have money. We have no decorations. Well, let me Okay, then. Let me just go ahead and buy another vending machine.
Speaker A
You know what I'm really happy this game doesn't do is cuz I feel like some games they would every time you buy like a vending machine for example the vending machine would raise in price. So like the first one's 1,200 the second one is
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1,800 and then 2500. [Music] Another one. Yeah, I don't I don't like that. But this game doesn't do that.
Speaker A
[Music] And that's great. What are people drinking? Pool water. Yes. Yes. [Music] Okay. Wait. Can you Can you buy employees to restock the vending machine? Maybe you can't even do that.
Speaker A
Maybe they only restock. Wait, I might have just uh foiled my own plan here.
Speaker A
Wait a minute. They don't restock. They only restock hot dog and lemonade. Can you hire employees? What did I say? Bye.
Speaker A
Yeah, hire. I bet. I think they only restock hot dog and lemonade. Are you sure? No. You guys know.
Speaker A
Well, cuz with the lemon Well, we have to try it now. I have to see efficiency and precision.
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82 91 91 91 8292 This is better. But why are you more expensive? Why is Jace less money? Not the vendors.
Speaker A
Oh, cuz it's the wrong job. Wait, that's a vendor. Oh, wait. Good eyes. Good eyes. Good eyes. You're right. You're right. You're right.
Speaker A
We need the one with the with the box. Didn't I get rid of this?
Speaker A
people boo imagine there's no pools actually in the end there's no pools all the lies just to sell you granola it's just sitting area um okay I'm going to get rid of these It's a granola park. Exactly.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's a good idea. [Music] Wait, it cost a research point to refresh the list.
Speaker A
What? I didn't know that. No, that's why I had zero. Okay, now I know. When you refresh the higher list, it takes away your research points. Okay.
Speaker A
Okay. Very funny game. I'm going to They won't steal it, right? If I put it here, why not just bring the inventory closer to me?
Speaker A
Welcome to you know. Okay. So, can I steal it? Maybe. We're We're going to know if he's coming though. It'll be fine. We'll hear him coming.
Speaker A
Don't hate me, but we're going to put more chairs in. Just a little bit more.
Speaker A
Just a little bit. Tiny bit more. We just need a couple more chairs. Saba Mart.
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All right, I think I'm ready. Got to see how this turns out. Are you ready Jake?
Speaker A
Rise and shine, Jake. Rise and shine. Shine. Big sales today, Jake. Big sales. Big sales.
Speaker A
[Music] Come on down to Toilet Town. We specialize in granola bars. Did he say he already wants a snack or a ticket?
Speaker A
See, we're already changing the minds of the people. Is it too much? No, it's never too much.
Speaker A
We're granola maxing. Rise and flush, ma'am. Ma'am, that's right. That's what I like to hear.
Speaker A
Whoa, stink Rodrigo. No, no granola. They'll buy They'll buy the granola. They always do. They'll come around.
Speaker A
What was he going to do? I was going to do something. I can't remember what I was going to do.
Speaker A
All right. Everything seems to be working. [Music] Yeah, I got to eat sooner or later.
Speaker A
Um, what if I put more [Music] Well, we should ride the big slide. That's a good point.
Speaker A
Yes, it begins. My turn. My turn. That is a safety hazard. Someone's going to Someone's going to break their neck on that.
Speaker A
We just have to be mindful of the slippage here. And if we cover the star the the star rating on the sign and the entrance way.
Speaker A
Yeah, we can just lie to people and say we have five stars when we don't.
Speaker A
It's foolproof. It's looking a little empty over here. I'm getting a little nervous. We only have 13 people in the park right now.
Speaker A
The basic rectangle pools are filthy. Sorry. Are is it the the plus six are the people that didn't pay or they're the people that I uh I inspired them?
Speaker A
I think those are the ones that I inspired to come to the park. Vending machine. Anyone?
Speaker A
Yes. What if I just trap them in there? Wait, can I place these up on the I need I need to test something.
Speaker A
[Music] I can't move these. Why can't I move these? I think these are permanent.
Speaker A
[Music] I was I I wasn't The NPC pathing is confused. They don't know where to go, but they're drawn towards it.
Speaker A
Wait, this means people can never leave. They have to stay in my water park. It's perfect.
Speaker A
[Music] You will buy a granola bar. Dax wishes he could come out and have fun with the ticket that he uh he spent money on, but alas he cannot.
Speaker A
Uh senior slide pass for 4 hours, right? But now nobody else can get snacks. I see I see the problem.
Speaker A
Yes, look at the flow increasing. Somebody will surely buy one now. That's what you do. You keep them in little teeny tiny corridors until they're very hungry and then you let them go. Look at the money rolling in.
Speaker A
Look at the money rolling in. Look at it. Look at it. Yeah. [Music] Stop walking in front of me. You guys are stupid.
Speaker A
The vend is your friend. All right. Okay. Actually, I'm not going to restock until it says it needs to be restocked.
Speaker A
Uh [Music] We are at max capacity, ladies and gentlemen. Max capacity plus three. Is Bradley all right? Who's Bradley?
Speaker A
Ben? Nope. Not here. There is one 3 ft here. There's two behind this uh attraction. If they can't find a place to put their trash, they're just not trying anymore.
Speaker A
We can't have that. We can't. How's Jet? Um, we hope he's okay. I fired him. Be like, we let him go.
Speaker A
Yeah, we let him. He's on to us. He knows it's not a fivestar water park. He's He knows.
Speaker A
Oops. Somebody died. Hold on. I have to resuscitate. No trash. No. I just got a really weird craving for movie theater popcorn.
Speaker A
Restock. Restock. Restock. Restock. Restock. [Music] Nailed it. Oh, he's trying to vandalize. Oh, okay. That explains.
Speaker A
Hey, nobody nobody dies here. Don't worry about it. Oops. Oops. Ma'am. Bad. We don't do that here.
Speaker A
Not good. Not good. Restock. Restock. Restock. Restock. movie theater with lounge chairs. That sounds really cushy.
Speaker A
The hammer of justice. 3,000. Wait, 3,000? What does that mean? Minus 3,000 for what? People are bored. All right, I'll fix I'll fix it. I'll fix it.
Speaker A
Oh, I spent it on buildings. Ah, okay. Okay okay. money. Oh, right. I spent it on all my vending machines.
Speaker A
That's right. [Music] Hey, we need to make it more entertaining. Do we need more vending machines or should we buy like more pools?
Speaker A
Another pool. More slides. [Music] If you have even slightly more than 3K right now, that means that the vending machines made 3K plus. Really?
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Cuz didn't we start the day with next to nothing? Wait, let me check the higher list.
Speaker A
There's a lifeguard. Let's grab the high dive and put it here. That's That's entertaining, isn't it?
Speaker A
How much was this? 351. [Music] That's safe. I think we should buy another vending machine.
Speaker A
No, I think Should we upgrade our pools or not yet? We can hire a lifeguard. That might be useful.
Speaker A
[Music] Which way does this go? [Music] [Music] Problem is is I don't like the shapes of these pools. Like I don't like the weird edge.
Speaker A
How much is this? 600. That's not that bad. [Music] [Music] We're just putting hedges over here.
Speaker A
What if we have a new pool? Is a lifeguard worth it? Do you guys think a lifeguard is worth it? A lazy river would be so cool.
Speaker A
Oh, we need the trash bins. That's right. Okay, let's um we need to upgrade our our our bins.
Speaker A
Got to count how many there are here. We have one. [Music] Oops. One two three, four, five.
Speaker A
No. Six. Seven. We need a lot. We have to research them first. Let's see. Maintenance.
Speaker A
Wait. Park maybe. Okay. [Music] Should we do durability maybe? Huh? 67. Huh? [Music] What?
Speaker A
Wait, what did I say? Wait, roll it back. Stupid meme. Do not interact. Really?
Speaker A
Boomer. I don't know. Come on, kids. Just explain the joke to me. Come on. You can't leave me hanging here.
Speaker A
[Music] Dumb meme. [Music] Dooie. Come on. Come on. You got to explain it to me.
Speaker A
All right. A 7 8 9. I know that one. Why was six afraid of seven? A 7 8 9 Whoa.
Speaker A
[Music] It's like the funny 69 number. What did I even say to trigger it though?
Speaker A
Brain rot. Brain rot back in the day. 7 8 n I literally just counted from six to seven. Oh, okay. Six. Seven.
Speaker A
[Music] You guys are keeping me keeping me up. Hip hip hip hip. I won't forget the trash. I won't forget it.
Speaker A
Wait, wasn't seven the name of like a character in a in a in a manga? A manga?
Speaker A
One of them. One of them mangas. What was it? Have like a bird. A bear.
Speaker A
He was like a bear human seven. [Music] Not mango. Mango. It was um a bird and a little boy who was like a crow. And then there was a another one who was a Little Nightmares. No, I remember there
Speaker A
was like a there was like a manga. I'm blanking on it though. I don't know what Mango is. What is mango?
Speaker A
[Music] What? dead. [Music] That's going to bother me. I'm going to have to look that up.
Speaker A
But first, [Music] that's another meme. Mango. Mango. Guys, come on. How much are these? These are 175. Oh my god. Man, [Music] I don't I don't understand.
Speaker A
Yeah, we got how many did I just put down? Several trash cans. Full park coverage.
Speaker A
So, no guests going. Where my trash? I don't know where to put this. I'm just going to leave it in the pool.
Speaker A
Bunch of cruds. That's nasty. I think I think we're ready to go. What do you guys think?
Speaker A
You think we're ready? Check the higher list one more time. Simon, no. No no no no no no no no.
Speaker A
I'm ready. Okay, we got the We have four points. Spray can. Wait, does this mean that I can make the art? Spray can.
Speaker A
I think I clean my slides. [Music] Better tips. Bigger tips. Jake thinks he can come sleep in the tent with me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sorry, but no.
Speaker A
TFs TFS TF TFS. Glad to go. Another great day. Don't walk away from me. Me.
Speaker A
We got to catch the people walking away. Oh, he's so excited. Oh, she's so excited. This is amazing.
Speaker A
I should get a fire pit. Okay, whatever. Whatever. Lady Jake has been with us since the beginning. I think he deserves employee of the employee of the month.
Speaker A
Woohoo. [Music] Donald's in a bad mood. Should we get the golden beach ball again? Ow, my legs. I jumped too high.
Speaker A
I reached for the stars too hard. No. We unveiled a new pool today. We have two. Those are so ugly. I don't like them. I like things that are blue. I don't like those massive blow up slides. I think they're really ugly. No.
Speaker A
Where is it? A Is that ketchup? What are you? Ew. What is that? Oh, somebody's drowning. What are all these people doing here?
Speaker A
We got to go save him. I'm coming. No, she's going to We're going to have to We're going to have to resuscitate.
Speaker A
I missed. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're good. We saved the day. Any machines?
Speaker A
Maybe I wouldn't let my guest drown. This is the sacred pee peoo wall. Save it. Will be $10,000. Yeah, I saved you a uh uh uh uh uh ambulance ride.
Speaker A
Why are you so mad? I want to paint the floor. Has the floor been bothering any of you guys? It's been bothering me.
Speaker A
Not really. Well, it's all kind of the same color, so it's kind of hard to see, isn't it? It's like all brown.
Speaker A
Very much so. It's all one color. Brown. It's so much more. It's so much quieter without the hot dog stand.
Speaker A
Did you move? Oh, that's a hazard. That's a hazard. That's a hazard. Into your trash bin. We're almost two and a half star. That's pretty cool.
Speaker A
Yes, you will spend the money. I'm the hazard. What? No. We're making so much money. It doesn't matter how much I spend on the flooring.
Speaker A
I remember you. Why does that sound so does that sound so scary? I remember you. Oh, I sure hope you do.
Speaker A
I don't even know if anybody is using this. [Music] Who screamed? Oh my god. Okay.
Speaker A
Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Empty your bins. 505. Build two out of three showers with at least one prestige. I can do that right now.
Speaker A
Uh, with what? One prestige. There's another one of these. Easy. Wait, what? Auto food? Oh, I thought okay. I was like, wait, what do you mean? Place of vending machine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm ahead of that. Don't worry, I'm ahead.
Speaker A
I got excited for the possibility of more auto food. I love automation. Not a whole lot of action over here at the uh the slides.
Speaker A
I hate to say it, but I think people are hanging out more at the chairs and the granola. Well, maybe sort of isish.
Speaker A
We're going to need a restock. What is that? The world's tiniest little trash bag.
Speaker A
[Music] [Music] Oh, that's right. I um I bought a durability upgrade as well. That's probably why I'm not having to do so many repairs.
Speaker A
Is this easy mode? Bug. The bag. Excuse me. Somebody's drowning. We need to restock. We need to restock.
Speaker A
Restock. Restock. Restock. Restock. Restock. I don't think so. No. No. No. Look at the slide. That's pretty bad, isn't it?
Speaker A
When do I unlock the big fancy ones? Cuz we still have to uh put up the I want the ball slide. I think that's like a What is it? Three star.
Speaker A
Don't worry, I got you. [Music] Three star. You're a dummy. Yes. Yes. Buy more granola. Yes.
Speaker A
Maybe I can take off my maintenance badge and I can just be general park upkeep. I'm the manager of upkeep.
Speaker A
Granola empire is going well. If you're tuning back in now, we have uh upgraded to four automatic granola machines. We are working on upgrading to our automatic drink machines as well. We have one, two, three, four generating. I
Speaker A
think somebody mentioned that last time, last day we generated $3,000 in granola sales alone.
Speaker A
The people are not coming to the water park for water park anymore. The people are coming to the water park for the granola.
Speaker A
Yes, we are granola maxing and it's working. It's working wonderfully. Splendid. Splendidly. Splendidly. Not bad. Not bad.
Speaker A
Toilet town. The number one export of granas. Granola bars. Hey, wait. Is it granola? It's granola bars. I don't even think it's granola bars.
Speaker A
Pay for a 4-hour ticket. Eat granola. Sit on a bench. Get a thirdderee sunburn. Eat granola.
Speaker A
Slip on a puddle. absolutely rip your skin going down this rubber slide as it bakes in the sun and then on your way out you eat another granola bar. It's just it's just it just works. It just works.
Speaker A
almost drowned, but then not because right as the life is beginning to leave your eyes, you you look up and you see a figure and it's me.
Speaker A
Quick, somebody do the math. What's 12* 20? Cuz we sold 12 granola bars in the last How long was that?
Speaker A
So, $240 worth of granola in the last however many minutes. That's pretty good. 190 in profit. It's not bad. It's not fantastic, but it's not terrible.
Speaker A
profit. Uh, okay. What do we need? Resort slides. Hold on. A restroom. Not interested. Drink vending machine is 3,000. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Wait. Slides. Resort slide. [Music] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, we need this. We need this right now.
Speaker A
Poster marketing. Oh, I need three. Shoot. I thought Okay. All right, it's fine. It's fine. Just sell Just sell your granola and everything will be fine. Just sell Sell the Sell, right? Right. Right. Sell the granola and everything is fine. Sell the
Speaker A
granola. Let me fix up these chairs cuz these chairs these chairs are a hot commodity.
Speaker A
the the the drink vending machine was $2,000, which tells me you probably sell drinks at the vending machine for 50 bucks each.
Speaker A
What if we did a row like backto back row of vending machines? Just the entire we upgrade the park so we have room for the water. But the first the initial first entryway is just all vending machines. That's what it's
Speaker A
going to be. It's going to be all vending. [Music] $50 for a water bottle. Yeah.
Speaker A
$85 for a 8 oz of Sprite. It's just gourmet toilet water. Oh, and we can dye a blue, too.
Speaker A
A vending hedge maze. Yes. Hi. So, that would be 15. No, that would be $85 for the small coke.
Speaker A
I didn't know you had to repair these. Does anybody else think it's kind of unsightly to have uh this on property?
Speaker A
It kind of feels a bit icky. Unless we charge for fish water. Ah. Ah.
Speaker A
[Music] Yeah, it seems kind of It seems a little a little gross. Just a little bit a little bit icky.
Speaker A
It probably smells real bad. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, I'm getting charged and it's not working.
Speaker A
I'm being robbed. [Music] It's okay. Let them in. I need We need We need to work.
Speaker A
Repair. Repair. Repair. No inventory. Terrible. No inventory. None. Should I hire a Should we try a janitor?
Speaker A
100% efficiency. Although I'm a little nervous because every time we've hired a janitor, they've been terrible.
Speaker A
Okay, we'll we'll try we'll try this guy. We'll give him the old test run, sir. Please. Thank you. Okay.
Speaker A
Woohoo. Open. Come on down. Hello, ma'am. You would look fantastic hanging out by the pool.
Speaker A
All right. Next time. Next time. We'll get him next time. Hello, sir. I already spoke to you. Sorry.
Speaker A
[Music] Maybe she changed her mind. Okay. We're going to need we need we need to do a granola run right now. Right now.
Speaker A
Right now. Right now. Before anything else gets out of hand. Hammer time. I don't need it yet.
Speaker A
Somebody drowning. [Applause] A bad fish. [Music] It's him. Hi, Harland. Harland. Probably just Harland, isn't it?
Speaker A
I'm paying you a lot of money. Mop it up. All right. He just goes back to his little weird corner.
Speaker A
[Music] He's like a Roomba. He's a cute little Roomba. Yeah, clean it up. Mop it up, staff.
Speaker A
Get sweeping, janitor. Repair the buildings 20 times. Easy two and a half star here we come. We are so getting three star today. So easy.
Speaker A
[Music] Uh where was I? 18 19 20 Yay! Two and a half star. God, that does not feel It feels like we should be a lot higher. Unlock park size level two. Build uh 10 loungers with prestige two. Build
Speaker A
half or no, one more pool with at least two prestige. Turn away perverts five times. Mop up puddles. Get more decoration points. Okay.
Speaker A
Yeah. Ooh. What you doing? Curve. The slide is broken. Which one? Wait, this is great.
Speaker A
You missed the spawn. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. I don't think he likes me.
Speaker A
I I don't I don't think he likes me very much. Oh my god, we have five grand. That's crazy.
Speaker A
Okay, we need to spend some money. We need to spend some money. We have too much. Too much. Too much. Too much.
Speaker A
Wait, that's to get a three star park. Okay. Um, unlock park size level two.
Speaker A
Park size level two. That was like right here. We need one more. And then we need Oh, that's so easy. That's so so easy.
Speaker A
Oh my gosh. And then we can we can train Jake adult six. We are so close. I'm so excited. For our teen 4hour teen slide pass. I mean if you're coming to the granola park I mean I mean a toilet town without a slide
Speaker A
pass at this point. What are you doing? A 6h hour senior. You should just be allowed to use it if you want. Didn't I just kick you out team pass for 4 hours? I should be able to deny entry.
Speaker A
Restock Granola Park. No, this is this is the this is toilet town. No, this is Patrick.
Speaker A
Okay, I need five. Oh janitor. Oh, wow. What are you doing? No. You can't do that.
Speaker A
Oh wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. No. Don't take pictures of my janitor. Where is he?
Speaker A
Oh my god, there's so many people. Wait, where is he? His name is Lee.
Speaker A
You got to go. You have to go. You can't be doing that. Oh my god. I thought that somebody had pooped in the pool, but it's just the the massive drain.
Speaker A
Okay, we we're almost there. We just need We just need We just need a little bit more. We just need Okay.
Speaker A
There we go. Yes. Yes. Wait, does that mean Why are you screaming? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh my space. Holy room. I'm so excited. E, that is a really nasty pool.
Speaker A
It's full of the perverts and the cheaters. You're lucky. You are so lucky. Ma'am [Music] again.
Speaker A
You huh? Do I need to hire security? No, you can't photograph people on the toilet. You can't do that.
Speaker A
Please. No. Where? Where? He's over here. He's over here. Where is he? Is it him?
Speaker A
Who is it? I have no idea who it is. It was a lady. Got you.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, it's been a crazy day.
Speaker A
71%. Oh, everybody. Hello. Hi. The granola bars are turning them crazy. They've gone feral.
Speaker A
They've gone rabbid. Let's do a quick check. We have to refill this one pretty soon.
Speaker A
Money in. Money in. Money in. All right. Mop up. Uh, okay. Puddles. Get more decorations. Let's build another pool at least uh one star prestige first stage.
Speaker A
You think I pull with fit here? No, I think I need to reorganize cuz it's it's it's a mess right now.
Speaker A
Haron is definitely worth his pay. He's he's he's actually doing his job. Like what if we did this?
Speaker A
We could do that. Technically that would work. It's down here though. Where is it?
Speaker A
This one here. Drinks vending machine for 2K. What if we wait for drinks? Yeah, I think that's the right idea. I think we're fine with our money. No, we're never fine. We must more [Music] more more.
Speaker A
Yeah, we have this new area. We got to we got to clean it up.
Speaker A
We could put another pool over here. This is a lot of work. No, you know what it is? That's a lot of free points.
Speaker A
That's a lot of free HP. Meow. Meow. Yeah, we're definitely going to need a lifeguard though.
Speaker A
[Music] Wait, you don't get XP for that? That's kind of smelly. All right, let me clean up all of the Oh god. all the the bushes, I guess.
Speaker A
Look at all the real estate. Can you hammer me like the chair? That's going to hurt.
Speaker A
That's going to leave uh permanent disfigurement if I hit you with this sledgehammer. The sledgehammer.
Speaker A
Sledgehammer me streamer, please. Maybe guy just wants to feel something, you know? Wishes to feel alive.
Speaker A
Hit me with your sledgehammer. [Music] Hippity hoppity. Saba got some new property. Yes, it's just big enough for my toilet tower.
Speaker A
Is he Do you think Haron's actually going to mop this up? Maybe not. Oh, we got XP from some of them. We did.
Speaker A
Not all of them, though. [Music] We have to destroy this because you can't reuse it. Unfortunately, sadly, you can't reuse the furniture or the anything. It would be fun if you could, but they don't let you.
Speaker A
Okay fine. We can uh yeah, we can leave the the palm trees though. All right, I'm going to do the rest of this on another day.
Speaker A
for now. I'm going to clean up the toilets and we're going to put in another pool.
Speaker A
[Music] We're just going to put the toilets over here and we're going to block people off.
Speaker A
I like all these decor. Oh, wait. Fans. No, that's that's more money. [Music] [Music] I can't see.
Speaker A
[Music] Nice. [Music] Boink. Boink. Boink. Boink. Boink. I don't think I can slip through that.
Speaker A
That's fine. Can I slip through this though? Yes. [Music] Did I finish Resident Evil 4? I did.
Speaker A
I did. But you guys told me how to cheese the boss and I did. And I finished it in like 3 minutes if that.
Speaker A
Well, no. It was like 45 seconds. I beat the boss in like 45 seconds. So cool.
Speaker A
It was sick. [Music] [Music] stuck. Um, okay. Mop up more puddles to get more decorations. Build another pool.
Speaker A
That's what I was doing. I'm going to build another pool. We're going to put it here. So, I'm going to put the showers over here by the poo peoo.
Speaker A
[Music] [Music] Oh, I don't know if I like that one. What do you guys think?
Speaker A
[Music] Um, is it the lifeguard? Whatever. We're going to get a lifeguard. It's just one less thing. There's so many pools now.
Speaker A
All right. Ha. Whoa. 200% efficiency. I guess that's pretty good. Oh, no. I can't. No.
Speaker A
Oh, that sucks. Oh, it's okay. Where's the plus one? Plus one hiring. Plus one hiring mob. Modern toilet.
Speaker A
Hiring level four. Hiring level three. Locked. It's okay for next time. We need more chairs.
Speaker A
We need more chairs. [Music] packing them in like little sardines. The little sardines they are.
Speaker A
This is going to go horribly wrong. Wait, level two chairs, a sunbed lounger. Now that I've gone ahead and bought all of these.
Speaker A
Where is that? Oh, it's here. Well, they can get to there maybe. IG rating. Well, I mean, maybe it's not worth it cuz it's the same.
Speaker A
They're just more hygienic and more durable. But, I mean, so far it's fine. So far, like cleaning them is is pretty okay. I think this the the upgraded sun loungers I don't think it's a waste of money. I think it's a waste.
Speaker A
I need it. Oh, shoot. You're right. I need it. Shoot. No, wait. 10. It's fine. It'll be worth it.
Speaker A
Do I play Minecraft? I haven't played Minecraft in a very long time. It's all right. I don't play Minecraft.
Speaker A
[Music] This is Chair Park. Welcome to Sitting Land. Yes, our capacity is maxed right now, but once we level up ah dinner and a show.
Speaker A
What a view. What a smell. Almost. Almost. We need mopping the puddles and decorations 300 to 500.
Speaker A
I think we can I can probably do that tomorrow once we get some money in and then we'll be three stars. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker A
Start the day. Start the day, Jake. Hit the button, Jake. Let the people in. The people. Let the people in.
Speaker A
Let the people in. Let the money flow, my boy. Da da da. I also like how this game doesn't make you deal with uh you know how some games will have like days of the week. They'll really make you pay attention to days of
Speaker A
the week like oh you're a lot of visitors on Saturday. Oh, you have a lot of visitors on on Wednesday. Oh me. What do you mean me?
Speaker A
Thank you. Yeah, this game doesn't do that. Every day is like every day is the best day to go to the go to the water park.
Speaker A
The people here, they're not employed. Welcome. You better be writing something funny. You're not. It's so lame.
Speaker A
Everyday is water park day, baby. [Music] Welcome to Chair City, Chertopia. We have Chertopia.
Speaker A
We have the rubber wonders. The rubber wonders. Chertopia. Um, the granola the granola bar.
Speaker A
Toilet vision of Toilet village has been greatly decreased in size. Somebody's taking pictures. I saw that.
Speaker A
Yeah. Ooh, water park. Oh, too much. Too much. Which one are you? So, yeah. Okay. When the guests now go, "Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
Speaker A
That's a pervert. There's another one. Why are there so many? So, I started watching Dexter the other day.
Speaker A
I thought that show was made in like 2013. I didn't realize it was like 2006.
Speaker A
2006. Where's Harland? Haron, you started it today. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's good so far.
Speaker A
Classic retro TV. Is it retro? Arlin. Come here, boy. Come here. You'll fit a boy.
Speaker A
I think I'm on episode six right now. Episode six. Get more decoration points. Retired. Have a seat. Here. Let me help you.
Speaker A
It has quite the old the the stank of old TV. A little bit. A little bit. Uh, not not in a bad way, though. Just in like a Oh, you can smell. I mean, I thought it was I didn't realize it was quite so old.
Speaker A
I didn't realize it was nearly a 20 20 year old show or anything. That's, you know, haha. Actually, I almost started watching the latest season. Um, I was like, why are they giving me a previously on if this is episode one?
Speaker A
And then I thought like, oh, this is like a mind game. They're doing like a really creative mind game thing where previously, but there was no previously.
Speaker A
And then they're going to do that thing where it's like 24 hours uh ago.
Speaker A
Classic lounger is dirty. But they didn't. And I was watching the latest season and I'm going to pretend I didn't see things. I luckily I can't really remember what I saw, but I think I I thought I saw something.
Speaker A
I thought I saw a major spoiler, but I don't know. I'm kind of embarrassed to ask cuz I mean I don't really think I don't think you could even ask cuz maybe other people haven't seen it yet. I'm dead.
Speaker A
Has a show ever blown my mind? Um, yeah. More so movies. I think movies have more so that effect on me.
Speaker A
Oh, someone's drowning. a senior. Um, movies recently that I saw that got me was The Magician one. Is it the prestige? I think it's called or the I'm sorry.
Speaker A
[Music] Is that the That's the magician one, right? Yeah, that one was good. That one got me with the twist. I was guessing it the whole time, but I was wrong at the end. I said, "No, no way.
Speaker A
television shows called I hate to say it. [Music] Pretty Little Liars back when I was newer. Um, was on the way, but they they messed that one up pretty bad in my opinion.
Speaker A
That's really old though. But it was good and they had the suspense. They had the they had the suspense of who is a but then they just got so I don't know why they did it the way they did. They
Speaker A
just took away all the suspense. It's what? It's a good show. It's scary. It's um You know what?
Speaker A
That's uh Yeah. You a girl or what? Am I a Twilight girl? No. No, I wouldn't. Nah.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. I need decoration. You ready for this? Wait, what was that? It looked like a giant on an umbrella.
Speaker A
Decoration score of 10. Decoration score of 40. I'm just going to buy a bunch of these and then sell them. Wait. 40 340 380 400 480 500 maybe.
Speaker A
Marin is drowning. What scene? The what? The cranking scene in Twilight. They have that. I think I probably seen the first movie and that was a while ago.
Speaker A
We are three star. Congratulations. [Music] A very firm handshake and congratulations to everybody involved today. If you stuck with me through the financial meeting earlier today, thank you so much. Oh god. Restock.
Speaker A
Toilet Town is now a proud three three star. Congrats to everyone except Jet. No. Big congrats to Haron here.
Speaker A
Haron and what's her name? Jake. That's his name. Jake, why does she have like potion bottles behind her?
Speaker A
Is this like a dev or something? She has a graduation hat. Jake isn't here anymore. I mean, Jake did help in the beginning. We shouldn't forget that.
Speaker A
Oh, maybe she gives like extra research points if you can get Ah Oh, if you get her into the park.
Speaker A
Wait, maybe it means like she's really really smart or something. She's hard to please. Jake is here, dude. Nuh-uh. Oh, wait. Jake. Wait, who did I say? Jed?
Speaker A
Who am I thinking of? Jed isn't here. Sorry, Jake. Sorry. Where are you, J?
Speaker A
Please don't. [Music] Wow, you look like a different person. [Music] Okay. Three star card.
Speaker A
Use the printers to print out flyers and give them to pedestrians. Easy. What can we buy?
Speaker A
Oh my god. A baseball bat. Why would I need that? Vendor training. Oh. Oh.
Speaker A
Decorations. Maintenance. Janitor training. Hiring level. Short. A taser. [Music] Yeah. Build fountain open park.
Speaker A
Actually, we can keep the rest. I just need some money to buy refills. [Music] Use the printer to print out lives.
Speaker A
Okay, our tent changed. Did it? No. Still the same. Ma'am. Ma'am. Sir, ma'am. One. Uh. Two.
Speaker A
No. A three. Oh, it doesn't matter. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hello sir Tanner. Maybe this is like a critic, like a food critic.
Speaker A
50 people are going to lag. Nah. Nah. He's a granola critic. Let's watch him.
Speaker A
Let's spy on him. All right. All right. He doesn't just like water parks, he loves them.
Speaker A
Then let's make sure he has the best day. Is that another one? No, he just went by.
Speaker A
All right, he's going right to the Why'd you sit in the broken one? Please don't take photos of our of our very very very esteemed guest.
Speaker A
He loves it. He's going. Where is he going? He's going to use the toilet.
Speaker A
No, he's going swimming. I'm going to do a karaoke stream soon. I would like to I would like to do like a like an autumn oldies.
Speaker A
I think that would be very nice. like uh the you know that song the autumn leaves.
Speaker A
Where'd you go? Where's Mr. Tanner? Maybe he left. Oh well. Wait, there's another one.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh god, I'm distracted. [Music] Wake me up when September ends. No, I was That's not an That's not an oldie.
Speaker A
It is on theme though for September. I was thinking like oldies. Oldies. Oh, it's getting chaotic again.
Speaker A
[Music] It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. How much for a very large slide?
Speaker A
80s oldies. No. No. No. No. Like, please don't photograph me the merchandise. Oh, we have yellow.
Speaker A
Pish yellow. Oh, it's time. Oh, it's so time. It is so time. It is so time.
Speaker A
Oh, he's cleaning it up. No one can reach. I'll fix it. I'll fix it. Don't worry.
Speaker A
You can change this. [Music] Oh, [Music] [Music] I don't know where to put this. Just put them over here.
Speaker A
Step right. Wait. No, I have to be first. Get out the way. No. I have to be first. No. I built it.
Speaker A
No. Oh god. Everybody's going to die on this tree. A. Out the way. Out the way. Out the way.
Speaker A
my turn. Me first. Oh yeah. [Music] Hey guys, I think the game's lagging. Who said Who said the game's going to lag at 50?
Speaker A
Oh my god, there's so many people. We need three and a half stars. Three and a half stars. Three and a half stars. Three and a half stars. Please.
Speaker A
Three and a half. Three and a half, man. Three and a half. Please. Please help toilet town reach its full potential.
Speaker A
With your Patreon lunch, we can reach our full potential. [Music] 13. Okay, the water park's going to have to just fend for itself for a little while.
Speaker A
It's only 3 p.m. Even if they don't want to do it, it'll count towards our upgrade.
Speaker A
16. Four more. Four more. Hello. Hello. Anybody there? Hello. Restock the vending. Oh, yeah. Good point.
Speaker A
Oh, it's dirty. Oh no. What happens if somebody falls from the They wouldn't fall. I was thinking, what if they fell from the top of that big old water slide we just put in?
Speaker A
Hold on. I got a mission. I have a mission. I have a quest. 17 [Music] 18 I question a lawsuit.
Speaker A
19. Come on, 20. Come on, 20. Okay. There's like screams of murder in coming from the inside of Toilet Town.
Speaker A
blood curdling screeches, but like ah, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Speaker A
[Music] Wait wait wait wait. More unique guess. You met some trouble troublesome, but not every guest is a problem.
Speaker A
You never know what kind of surprises they'll bring. Oh, they're called smart guy. Hello, smart guy.
Speaker A
Okay whatever. Like a graduation cap. I wonder if they give you like special item.
Speaker A
Oh my god, it's chaos in here. Oh, it's terrible. Where's Haron? Oh. Oh jeez.
Speaker A
Oh jeez. Oh, it's real bad. Oh, it's real bad. He's trying the slide. Oh, he better not be.
Speaker A
He gave up. He's like, they don't pay me enough for this. They think my park is dirty. No, I mean they would be correct.
Speaker A
Oh god, I got to clean it up. Hurry. 111 people slipped and had an injury.
Speaker A
Oh, they hate it. They hate it. Oh, they hate it. Is this somebody? I thought this was somebody's leg.
Speaker A
Hey, smart guy. What are you doing? Oh, what is this? Oh, he dropped science liquid.
Speaker A
I'm going to keep him here cuz he's I'm going to I'm going to farm him like a like a cow or a chicken.
Speaker A
Keep laying your weird science eggs. Come here, you. I grab him by his collar. you. You We're just He's It not his fault. We're just underst staffed. We are severely understaffed.
Speaker A
Let me fix that right now. A man. Okay. Yeah, I can close off the I should I should close off the areas a bit better.
Speaker A
I kind of they're kind of just like half kind of just kind of bashed it. I go back in and I will I'll make his little Roomba zone a bit smaller. His Roomba boundaries are too big right now.
Speaker A
What's chaos? I left this for like a moment. This park is a huge liability.
Speaker A
Uh maybe maybe, maybe just a little bit, but just a tiny bit. I keep getting I'm stuck.
Speaker A
Okay, no, I'm not. I'm fine. God, I can picture this. This park smells horrendous. It smells like hot bodies, hot garbage.
Speaker A
It smells like hot sunburnt human, hot garbage, and hot chlorine. [Music] It smells like me. No, it doesn't. I smell quite all right. Thank you.
Speaker A
And granola. No. And it smells like hot electricity from uh the I'm overloading the circuits with all my vending machines. Do you have to plug in a water slide like to your wall or to like with a really long extension
Speaker A
cord? Well, yeah, right. So, like the pumps like these definitely are rather filthy. Yeah, like a pump to push the water through. And these especially because they are blow up like an air mattress.
Speaker A
Like a big air mattress but with water. I kind of get the taser so that we can taser people in the water.
Speaker A
Unless it's a pump with a gas motor. That sounds expensive. [Music] Now that's what I Now that's what I call a lawsuit.
Speaker A
Lawsuit seven. Oh, these chairs. They're really good XP points, but they're so annoying. I wonder if you can accidentally tase yourself. That would be pretty funny.
Speaker A
One way to find out, am I right? One way to find out. One way to find out. One way to find out.
Speaker A
I'm trying to decide what I should eat after this. My options are not great cuz I bought I bought like ground meat to make I was in the mood to make like little stuffed meatloaf things like pan meatloaf
Speaker A
stuffed with like vegetables and and sauce. Um, I bought my meat like 2 days ago and it went off. Like it's bad. I am near certain it's bad.
Speaker A
Like the the the the plastic around it was all bloated and I it smelt sour.
Speaker A
What is ew? And I can't get food poisoning cuz I feel like I got it not that long ago. And I can't come to you guys be like, "Sorry, no stream. I got food poisoning." Cuz I know you'd be like,
Speaker A
"Again?" Wasn't that long ago you had it? So yeah, I'm not eating that. I don't think it was discounted.
Speaker A
It wasn't slimy, though. Like the bloatedness of the package was instantly going, "Oh, that's not that. That's an instant red flag." And then the smell, but then like ground meat smells funky and there wasn't any slime on it. And
Speaker A
like ground meat can also it can go discolored if it if it oxidizes, right? That's why sometimes if you buy meat at the store, it's kind of like grayish brown, but then you open you you like cut into it
Speaker A
and it's red as it oxidizes and turns it funky colors. But it's fine to eat.
Speaker A
It was gray though. It was like not It wasn't It wasn't Yeah. No. I didn't leave it out. I didn't I put it away.
Speaker A
I got sold a scam. Scam meat. Posters. What are we buying? I think posters is a good idea. Um I think a Wait, I need this.
Speaker A
Restock staff. I need that. I need that. Five. Janitor training mob upgrade. Extra large. Extra large.
Speaker A
But I still can't hire anybody. Wait, where is that? Where is higher? Higher. Hiring level three. Wait, wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker A
Hiring level three. There we go. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker A
And I don't have enough. Welcome to Cape. We're a little broke. It's not that bad, though. We can make it back easy. Wait, I can't buy Wait, why did I do that? I can't buy the drink now.
Speaker A
Can I? Maybe I can get some money back here. No, I need drink now. We need drinks right now.
Speaker A
I need to see what it looks like. Oh my god. I have to We have to reorganize this right now. Also, right now we need to um Okay. The I Just a a huddle of brown latrines. the porta buddies
Speaker A
[Music] cuz I'm trying to figure out I have to go into a corner cuz he he he gets in the way. My buddy.
Speaker A
What am I going to put here? My vending machine. I need a vending machine. Yes.
Speaker A
Two grand. Worth it. Worth it. Okay. Okay. You You need to move. We're going to put them here.
Speaker A
[Music] It's okay. I don't think it matters what orientation it is. See, I wish you could highlight. Can you highlight and move all?
Speaker A
[Music] Harland's patrolling like the Roomba. He is [Music] [Music] Put all the chairs here and then move all of the pools down a little bit. Is this even worth it? Should I get rid of some of these chairs? I feel like I
Speaker A
shouldn't. Well, this park is not very pretty to look at, but it's it's going to make lots of money. And then we can tear down everything and rebuild.
Speaker A
Build from scratch. Make it exactly the way that we want it to look. Yes, it'll be perfect. It'll be beautiful.
Speaker A
[Music] Toilet village is being moved over here. This is where they need to be now.
Speaker A
because we need to get these guys over here. Or you can put the Oh god, Harland's not going to be any use anymore.
Speaker A
Ah. Okay, wait a second. Just let me just let me put this down. [Music] [Music] I don't like how that placed it. Placed it crooked.
Speaker A
There we go. [Music] Yes. Wait. Backwards. No. I got to get rid of these.
Speaker A
I need space. I need space. The next day is going to be such a mess.
Speaker A
Yeah. Honestly, I think it will be. I think it's going to be an absolute train wreck to be honest with you. I think it's going to go terribly.
Speaker A
Sliding into concrete is high sensation. It's thrilling. It's high octane. [Music] Um, I got to move.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh, I love how the you can like have it hang over a little bit. I just send you out the other side. You don't even land in the water. You skate across it like a like a stone.
Speaker A
All right, Arlin. All right, buddy. Yay. How much do you think it's going to cost to do drinks? I think they're going to cost 80.
Speaker A
Welcome to 50. It's not that bad. They better sell for like 80. Wait, if I'm buying No, they're selling for like 40, 35, maybe.
Speaker A
All right, send it. Send it next day. No, [Music] this is bad. This is bad.
Speaker A
More brown tile. Yay. Good. Good. Yes. Wonderful. I just What just happened? What? Oh my god.
Speaker A
[Music] Does she not know where the toilet is? She has to. She has. She has. She must.
Speaker A
Oh, no. Wait. Does she have to? Or there's poop everywhere. Oh god. need my m I think she was she was horrified at the amount of feces everywhere. I think that's what it was.
Speaker A
[Music] Okay. [Music] 20. That's it. That doesn't seem like nearly enough. Nice. Wait, is that guy still stuck in my water slide? No, he left. All right.
Speaker A
What is that? E. Someone threw up. I've never seen vomit before. That's gross. All right. Game. That's That's nasty.
Speaker A
Let me just refresh myself. What we're trying to do, we need one more for restock staff.
Speaker A
Staff, feed me something good, will you? Please. Please. the she left me the vomit.
Speaker A
Yeah, we can hire more than two now. I have uh one more higher slot.
Speaker A
Mop poop. Scientific vomiting. Scientific spew. There's more vomit. Why is everybody throwing up now?
Speaker A
[Music] Ew, it's like bubbling. Is there poop somewhere that I don't see? I'm so lost.
Speaker A
Basic lounger. Dirty. Uh, which one, guys? Did I check the poop drawer? I don't know what that is. I don't have one of those.
Speaker A
Nice throw. There was one where the the drain in the swimming pools kind of looks like one. It keeps throwing me like keep thinking there is one.
Speaker A
Oh, this maybe [Music] I thought you meant like a human one. Wow. No, no, no, no.
Speaker A
Little human droppings. Look, a science liquid egg. Thank you. Every time Jake takes a rest, I threatened it. I threaten to I'm going to threaten to stop.
Speaker A
Please don't walk here. This is a hazard. Do I need to put up the do not walk sign? Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. Stop. Stop. You are messing up the stats of this water park.
Speaker A
All right, haven't we got that out of the way? Why don't you open these doors? What is wrong with me?
Speaker A
Open the door. We need uh drinks. They think my park is dirty. No, we're going through this is growing pain.
Speaker A
We're simply going through growing pains. Please understand. Excuse me. Pardon me. Thank you. Another one.
Speaker A
Ooh, another one. Yes, exactly. An an economic adjustment period as we as we grow to accommodate our ever growing customer base. Yes.
Speaker A
Somebody's drowning. Rebecca's not drowning. She's fine. All right. Oh, [Music] I think I'm dirty.
Speaker A
Ew. Wait, who had bubbles on them? He's going to throw up. He's going to throw up. Sir, you can't go on the water park.
Speaker A
Oh, he's drunk. Oh, he's drunk. Hey, sorry. Oh, that's new. Caught a soda drunk. Oh.
Speaker A
Oh, that's funny. Okay, so because we have soda in the park now, we're going to have people that get drunk off of the soda.
Speaker A
Uhoh. Oh Jesus. Oh my god. I need help. Uh, unlock resort lounger. Uh, excuse me.
Speaker A
Stop observing the guests. I can't help it. Oh, ew. Yeah, it's one thing to slip in water.
Speaker A
It's another thing. Imagine slipping in hot vomit. A, that sucks. Oh, we're getting trouble today, boys.
Speaker A
Is somebody dead? Wait, Granola. Wait, Granola. Um um um. No, she's fine. Look, she's fine. She's fine.
Speaker A
We've had an ambulance call on us. Quick, somebody get to the books. Erase it. Erase it. Erase it. Nobody can ever know.
Speaker A
[Music] Wait, are they still going to call the ambulance? 10k for an ambulance, right?
Speaker A
There's no way. No one. No one's died. No, nobody. Nobody's died. going to leave a bad review. Um, I took my son to the water park to uh celebrate him. Uh, his he read a book and there was a floating dead body in
Speaker A
the pool. There was a floating dead body in the back of the water park in the corner of the pool and nobody came to help.
Speaker A
[Music] A $30 fund. That's not that terrible. Actually, that's not that bad. We make a lot of money. Still, somebody has to have an ambulance called. It's not. It's fine. In the grand scheme, it's fine.
Speaker A
I'm realizing I shouldn't drink this. I made a smoothie before the stream started. I forgot about it. It's kind of warm now. Maybe I shouldn't drink it.
Speaker A
How long have we been? 4 hours. [Music] It's like warm. There's yogurt in it.
Speaker A
Okay, let's stock um vendor. No restock. Please please please please please. Yes, he's dog.
Speaker A
[Music] Where is he? There he is. A vander. Please help your feeble old boss.
Speaker A
I think Rebecca's broken. Oh, did she die? Is she our first ghost? No. In general.
Speaker A
Perishable foods like milk should not sit out of the refrigerator or cooler for longer than two hours. Oh. Um Oh, okay. Whoops. Well, it'll be a game of chance then. You guys like gotcha games, right?
Speaker A
You like D and D. Rolling the dice here. Okay, we can afford two more um of these. I want them [Music] because they're going to be worth very much money.
Speaker A
Um, okay. Then we have to put hedges in between. And then we'll put trash bins at the end of each one so that they can't they can't sneak in between.
Speaker A
like this. [Music] I can't see. And then like this. [Music] Can they sneak in here?
Speaker A
Oh, no. They may be able to. Okay. Was there just a dude? [Music] You know what? We're going to get some nice decorations here. We're ooh tree. A cheeky totem totem totem totem. Oh, put it in. Oh, it's
Speaker A
it's it's it's wobbly. It's called jiggle wiggle physics. [Music] [Music] Why are there still people in my park?
Speaker A
Go home. Let's see. Oo, these are nice. Oh, I like these. Resort unlock. Resort lounger. Okay.
Speaker A
[Music] Three hammer resort lounger. I don't need that. That's annoying. Okay, [Music] Evander's goated already. What makes you think that?
Speaker A
Does he restock all of these? Surely he restocks all of these. The team [Music] Oh, he did.
Speaker A
Maybe only when they're empty. Let's find out. [Music] [Music] I think we got to put another pool here or Oh, I don't have enough money. Never mind. Okay, never mind. Never mind. We have to make money. Oopsie. I got a
Speaker A
little ahead of myself there. Whoa, that's awful. How do you Can you upgrade your sleeping tent?
Speaker A
I don't think you can. Oh, I should stretch. I should. That's a good point.
Speaker A
Uh, after this day, take a quick stretch. If you upgrade your tent, it's called a house.
Speaker A
Nuh-uh. I want to I want to I want a motor home. Mother. Okay. [Music] What?
Speaker A
The upgrade path is tent outside the water park to van down by the what?
Speaker A
What is you talking about? If I get the money, we can we can get the taser. I need to buy slides and tasers.
Speaker A
I need this. Where's the taser? Would that be maintenance? It is. I almost have enough for a taser. Let's test out the taser.
Speaker A
Where are we testing it? On you. What happens if you taste somebody that's wet? Oh my god.
Speaker A
He's fine. He just won't be coming back probably ever. Do you get more money the more pain you cause?
Speaker A
[Music] Who said oh wow? That's how the world works. The more pain, the more pain.
Speaker A
What? I just double jumped. I Oh my god, that's how you do that. Wait, you can double jump and then it just sends you rag dolling.
Speaker A
I got to get rid of the stinkers. 30 bucks. I know you got more than that in there.
Speaker A
Come back here, Pikachu. She could power a whole city, ma'am. Um sh's going to get up, right?
Speaker A
Hello, police. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's fine. It's fine. It's fine. She's just tired. She's tired. You know when you a Hold on. I got I got to pick stuff up.
Speaker A
We We'll check on her in a second. I Maybe I could use a stem.
Speaker A
We'll check on her in the end of the day. [Music] Sorry, that sounded like an evil villain left.
Speaker A
Why am I responsible for I missed? I was trying to use my body to push him in. Come on, bud. You can do it.
Speaker A
Paramedics are going to come in and pick up the body. God, maybe I should sell these and then just upgrade them cuz I feel like more people probably like the the big swirly ones that we have like the big
Speaker A
yellow one. I want the I want like the classic three the race one where it's three different colors and you pick a color and you slide down.
Speaker A
Look at the state of it. How many people? Nobody. Nobody's dead in Toilet Town. She's fine. She's taking a nap.
Speaker A
We got mold in one of these. Oh, we have mold. Nice, nice, nice. Good eyes. Good eyes. Good eyes.
Speaker A
Check on the lady. All right. Wait. Uh, first. Ew. Imagine the foot fungus in these.
Speaker A
That's so gross. Ew. We should probably upgrade these. Oh, shoot. Did I get it all?
Speaker A
Imagine the taste. Ew. No. If you if you were to theoretically, if you were to lick a public shower, uh, a shower that you would get like a fungus from, what would you get on your tongue?
Speaker A
Jesus super powers. No, I was wondering like would you get ringorm? Yeah, that's nasty.
Speaker A
Can you get ringorm on your tongue? Gotcha. Where's my vending restock boy? That's how Resident Evil started.
Speaker A
Somebody somebody licked the public shower. The taser is not too much. It was either place and I had to make a choice. It was either taser or baseball bat.
Speaker A
[Music] And I just figured that a taser would strike potentially fear into more customers from from being bad.
Speaker A
Why not both? Yeah, I kind of want to smack somebody with the baseball bat off the top of the the highest slide tower that we have.
Speaker A
I got to see. I got to know. I got to know. Taser's more original. You have a boxing glove. Ah, that's true. That's true. And the boxing glove was free.
Speaker A
These chairs are annoying. Is there like dedicated chair cleaner? [Music] [Music] That's not that bad. That's not terrible. We have yet to see 80% satisfaction, but I I believe in a higher strong I believe in the future.
Speaker A
[Music] We had made 7k. Yeah, I did see that. But then we paid the bills.
Speaker A
Who cares about your satisfaction when you're making money? Really? Okay. Big moves here. Big moves. Big moves. We are going to get rid of these blowup slides.
Speaker A
Getting rid of the uh blow up slides. We're going to replace it with the big slides.
Speaker A
The biggin. Goodbye. See you. And a funeral for your taser victim. Oh my god.
Speaker A
She's gone. She's vanished. The rat's gone. Are you saying there's rats at Toilet Town?
Speaker A
Either she got up and walked away or Yeah, the coroners came and got her.
Speaker A
They picked her up already. Oh, no. No. No. [Music] Um, do we have We need to unlock Wait, uh, resort lounger, right? Yes.
Speaker A
A should or should we do one of these? Should we power throw? What is that? I feel like we should do resort pools. What do you feel?
Speaker A
Toilet upgrade for toilet tone. Nah. Yeah. Or we work towards loungers. Actually wait. Four and a half. No, three and a half star. Sorry, I got excited. Okay. Um, you know what? Um, no, we're we are going to we're going to work towards
Speaker A
where is it? Three. We're going to we're going to get this out of the way.
Speaker A
Oh god, just looking at all these chairs. Yeah. After that, I think I'm going to I think I'm I'm going to stretch real quick.
Speaker A
It's good to stretch if you've been sitting for a long time. I need to start getting into the habit of that. It's really bad.
Speaker A
Posture chick. My posture is terrible today. Is the hammer faster? Ah, I couldn't tell. I could not tell.
Speaker A
We We did upgrade it. And it's probably going to make us buy 800 loungers now. So, I'm No, no, no, no, no. Sorry. I was just thinking it's going to make me It's going to make me build,00 new loungers anyway. So, why am I
Speaker A
repairing these? But then I remember that it's so that I can You need XP points.
Speaker A
You need XP points, Saba. [Music] Advanced marketing. I want advanced marketing. A [Music] [Music] All right. Um, I'm going to go stretch real quick. Uh, I'll be back in like a moment.
Speaker A
A moment. I encourage you to do the same. stretch break. All right, I will have you look at Kiki.
Speaker A
Look at the All right, I'll be right back. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Hello.
Speaker A
E who? I got water. I was hoping it would make a noise, but it didn't. Anyway, I got water. I got water.
Speaker A
Hi. Okay, we need posters which is [Music] Hello. poster marketing. You're so cute. A thank you.
Speaker A
Thanks. No you uh Oh, thank you. [Music] A Oh, wait. I forgot I was going to do something. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't let them in. Don't let them in.
Speaker A
Um, well, that's lame. This one's cool. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. [Music] Wait wait wait.
Speaker A
Should I expand the pools as well? I feel like I should get rid of the pools and then put in two of these.
Speaker A
No, they won't fit. New pools. New pools. All right, stand back. When are you unlocking the the next ones?
Speaker A
[Applause] There's there's other ones. There's like the the bigger better ones. Those are coming. Those are coming quick.
Speaker A
All this while the park is open. She's wild. She's do it live here. Everybody out of the way.
Speaker A
Wait, what if we like put this here in the corner? How is that going to work?
Speaker A
That's not even going to work. What do you mean? I don't like the shape of that one.
Speaker A
[Music] Harry's drowning. [Music] Come on. Uhoh. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Speaker A
the big swirler and then the little It doesn't fit. It doesn't. These are huge. Wait, it fit there. Wait, did you see that?
Speaker A
Why? Don't use a pool. It's not open. It's not full. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I will get this. I will get this.
Speaker A
[Music] There we go. There we go. He's mopping up the blood. Oh, that looks real safe. That doesn't look safe at all.
Speaker A
Oh green. Okay, my turn. My turn. My turn. Safety check. That's right. That's my job. Safety. Whoa.
Speaker A
Stinky Andy. Oops. Missed the bin. You're an idiot, Jamie. Oh no. Why are they complaining of dookie?
Speaker A
Somebody smells like doodoo. Oh my god. Get up. Get up. Get out of here.
Speaker A
Just let me do my job. Just let me do my job. Get out of my way. Let me do my job. Get out of here.
Speaker A
I will say Evander. Fantastic hire. Evander was a splendid hire. You pushed that guy into the puke. No.
Speaker A
No, I didn't. Nuh-uh. [Music] Keep he I don't think this chair setup is working out very well. Do you do you do what do you think?
Speaker A
There's a bin right here, people. Yeah. Step right up, Alan. The people seem to be fine with it.
Speaker A
Yeah. They don't seem That's what you get. Busy as usual, miss. Yes, we are nearly a fourst star park.
Speaker A
Um, there's another star. There's two stars back there. Actually, you can't see it. Um, yes, though we are expanding rapidly.
Speaker A
[Music] We are um expanding quicker than I can keep up with it, it feels like.
Speaker A
Huh. Um, who? Where? We just got an an ambulance dispatch. Uh, alert. Not for this guy, right?
Speaker A
Oh, nobody leaves. Nobody leaves. Nobody leaves. Nobody leaves. Drop him. You drop him. Nobody leaves. Nobody leaves. Get back.
Speaker A
Nobody leaves. So, the taser does kill people. The taser literally kills people. What do you have? Oh.
Speaker A
Is the medic dead? Wait. See toilet town a problem. Every p every solution has every every problem has a solution.
Speaker A
Don't worry about it. What about the medic? What medic? Oh, yeah. This will be glorious. Yes.
Speaker A
Haron, you missed a spot. Jeez, I need to upgrade my mob real bad. Oh my.
Speaker A
No, I need um Wait, but poster marketing, this is important. Uhoh. Somebody's died. Somebody died. Quick, I need a medic.
Speaker A
Some use he is. Oh no, they were injured. Didn't we say this was going to cause problems?
Speaker A
Buy quick drive for less puddles. Oh, that's a good idea. Let me get some posters first.
Speaker A
Welcome to Kmart. They were $100. I guess that's not bad. Dude, I wonder how long they last though.
Speaker A
[Music] Sell 30 items in the vending machine. Easy peasy. Guys, I think we've officially reached the point where it doesn't matter how many people injure themselves on property, we're always going to turn a pretty big profit.
Speaker A
It doesn't seem to matter that people are unsatisfied. They're still buying the product. They like it.
Speaker A
Infinite money. Profit over safety. And who's going to enforce the rules? Somebody better mop that up. I could have hurt myself.
Speaker A
Hey you get to mopping. Isn't this your job? I don't pay you to stand around all day, Carlin.
Speaker A
[Music] Ah, there's so much. All right, what can we do? I don't even think we can do anything.
Speaker A
What? You guys said quick dry. Where's quick dry? I've seen it before. Ticket price level three.
Speaker A
One point. That is correct. One guy said quick dry. Yeah. Well, one guy, he might be right.
Speaker A
You might just be right. I saw it, too, but I don't remember where I saw it.
Speaker A
Where did I see it? Where was it? Puzzle highlight. Does it not exist? One guy is never right. You You You're just You're just saying that.
Speaker A
Where is where map upgrade? [Music] Maybe not. Is that a janitor ninja? A trash vacuum. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker A
I need that emolish. Ice cream. What else? We have generous tips. Luxury. Luxury. Luxury.
Speaker A
Restock training. Prestige park size level four. Two additional ticket machines. Big money. Big money.
Speaker A
Yes. Okay. What else do I need? Just sell items with my vending machine. Easy peasy.
Speaker A
Don't yell at me. Go back. Help. I'm blind. I don't know where it was. Where was it? What was it called?
Speaker A
Quick dry. Where was it? [Music] Bottom row. Under attractions. Ah. Ah, do we think is it time to add more vending machines?
Speaker A
[Music] I don't know why quick dry isn't an attraction. Maybe because the attractions are what make the puddles to begin with.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's right. Vending is friending. Vendo is friendo. Oh, a lifeguard. That might also be a good idea. Oh, no. I can only hire can't.
Speaker A
Mop and hammer is all you need. [Music] [Music] Move the death slide and remove the sardine chairs.
Speaker A
Or should I or should I keep them? I think I'm going to need a higher level trash cuz these guys are they're filling this garbage.
Speaker A
You just popped in. Hi, welcome to Toilet Town. Toilet Town is soon to be a five-star luxury water park resort. We have vending machines.
Speaker A
Soon, soon more. We have many chair and we have many slides that you can use if you wish. Wait, no wonder nobody used that. It's like hanging out of the water.
Speaker A
Yay. That's it. Oh, yeah. And if you break if you break the rules of the park, you will get tased and you you may die. Um, not No, no, you won't die. You just might need help.
Speaker A
You won't die. You You'll be fine. Don't worry about it. I I'm Do we need even more pools?
Speaker A
[Music] [Music] [Music] We only have to sell items in our v from our vending machines, which is just easy. Super easy. Super super super easy.
Speaker A
I want another one. Wait, it's time. Look at all this wasted space here. I like the like worn down, disheveled brown porter bodies we have over here.
Speaker A
Look at the state of those. Jeez. [Music] That's a real porter [ __ ] right there. That's like that's that's awful.
Speaker A
That's terrible. That's that's real bad. Where is it? Bye-bye money. This is why I go in the pool.
Speaker A
Skip the hassle of nasty blue water porter latrines and instead use the use the uh use the communial bath water.
Speaker A
Yummy. [Music] Oh Evander. Time to get restocking. [Music] I think this will be good as long as I can keep up with people dying or people are trying to uh people drowning. Sorry, let me rephrase that.
Speaker A
People drowning and the trash and then I think we should be fine. I just don't want people to get stuck in here.
Speaker A
I have to do one more garbage sweep. [Music] Now that's a puddle. Yes. I wonder how much the posters drive ticket sales.
Speaker A
We should try that. It cost $100 per poster, which is kind of a crazy amount. Can you maybe you can pre- buy them.
Speaker A
Welcome to Oh, they stay. Oh, okay. Let them in. Jake, forgot your name. Oh no, he's back. He's back. Don't you eat my dad?
Speaker A
No. What? He's thinking about it. Does he need one? [Music] Get out of here.
Speaker A
Let's take a look at the mine. Oh, sorry. Aander, where you going? You know what? I'm not even going to bother asking.
Speaker A
All right, I need to keep up with the trash and the pretty much just the trash really.
Speaker A
The night's the night. I didn't stalk the machines cuz I figured he would do it. He did it. See, he's doing it. Yeah.
Speaker A
Nice Evander. [Music] Excellent. A boy. So to level up to become a three and a half star, we have to just sell Out of the way. Out of the way.
Speaker A
30 items from our vending machines. And we have so many. That should be no problem.
Speaker A
No problem. See he's he's admiring the artwork. I can't even do anything. Yes. Yes. Look, we already have 18.
Speaker A
We just made 11 sales in like 30 seconds. 12 sales. Maybe Maybe he needs help.
Speaker A
I'll have that. We need more granola. Welcome to 24. All right, the people are coming in. The afternoon rush is coming.
Speaker A
Get ready for chaos, everybody. I was really hoping for a poop everywhere graffiti, but I guess I didn't give them any space to draw that.
Speaker A
Peep poo might be better, honestly. Wait, remember this isn't a toy. With great strength comes great responsibility.
Speaker A
Guests won't appreciate an unexpected jolt. [Music] Nah, it's fine. Yeah, [Music] the mop is up real quick.
Speaker A
Taser town. Toilet town has been Renamed Toilet Town. Renamed to Granola Town. The nasty people are coming in. They're coming off work and they're entering my water park.
Speaker A
Shower's broken. Have you guys ever been tased before? I've never been tased. Never. No. vomit village. A no, I've never been ted either.
Speaker A
Yay. Oh, it wants me to tase them. Awesome. Beautiful. [Music] Wow, there is a lot of people here.
Speaker A
Don't you have to get tased for certain jobs? Like if you become a police officer, they like tase you. Is that what it is? Or is it like maybe that's something just you do for fun? I don't know.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. You were tased in basic training. They tase you. They throw you outside to live in a tent for two weeks with a bunch of people you don't know. Butt naked.
Speaker A
You need bigger trash cans. This is getting out of hand. [Music] They do tear gas, too.
Speaker A
I think I saw a video of that. I'm such a good janitor. What can I say?
Speaker A
Watch the puddle. Everybody mind the wetness. You fell asleep and you just woke up again. Hi. Welcome. Welcome to Chili's.
Speaker A
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to Welcome to Toilet uh toilet town. How could I forget? Theodore is drowning.
Speaker A
Not Theodore. Chipmunk Theodore. He must be over here. Nice. 15 people I got to tase.
Speaker A
That's a whole lot of people. I just saw a photo. Did you see that?
Speaker A
Somebody took a photo. Sorry. It's a little stressful. I'm a little stressed out. It's fine though. It's fine.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Easy easy easy easy easy. Oh, perfect split. 10 out of 10. Did you see that? Wow.
Speaker A
Change the music. Are you losing your mind guys? Are you losing your mind? What if I didn't know music?
Speaker A
I heard another one. I heard another one. I'm just hunting people in my own park.
Speaker A
The corner cut pool filters. Oh, which one is the algae pool? Oh no. Oh no.
Speaker A
Is he going to be all right? We'll make it. Yay. A back to life, old boy. All right, let's see if there is any.
Speaker A
Uhhuh. I need a I need an upgrade for my I need a lot. I need to upgrade my trash bins.
Speaker A
Let's see. Um, that would be under maintenance, garbage, trash highlight, janitor, training level, resort showers.
Speaker A
Um, even bigger. Okay, so we need Oh, wait. That's good though. Six generator. Okay. My my mop.
Speaker A
Oh, quick dry. Oopsie. Oops. It's okay. We can get it now. And I just have to like we just got to we just got to clean all the everything else and then we'll have no problem.
Speaker A
Just the sweet sound of maintenance in the morning. Nothing like it, huh? Quick dry under attractions.
Speaker A
Nice. Hopefully this will help with the puddle situation. It probably won't do anything. against the vomit puddles, but it should help with the water. Body body water, the body moisture.
Speaker A
Try the taser on Jake. Why? He's not done anything. He's a valued employee. He's been He's been with us since the start.
Speaker A
Nice music. I turned it off. I've been driving you guys crazy with that same song on loop. I thought they changed it.
Speaker A
Wait, what if we buy the jukebox? Do you guys know what happens if you buy the juke box? Maybe I'll just buy the juke box.
Speaker A
There is a jukebox. The silence is deafening. But I'm here. I'm talking through it.
Speaker A
Nah, jukebox is like 5k. Check this out. We'll just It's five grand. It's fine though. It's worth it. I want to see.
Speaker A
Ah, you can see through my pants. Wait, wait, wait. There's the music. [Music] Oh my god. Sorry to make you suffer for so long, guys. I didn't realize. I forgot that this whole thing was a, you know, a thing.
Speaker A
Lazy Lagoon, I'll buy you a melon. It kind of sounds like Animal Crossing, doesn't it?
Speaker A
Oops. I like this one. Finally, she frees us from one song loop all stream.
Speaker A
Evil woman. We are free. This is a better song too. Uh needs a restock.
Speaker A
The night's the night. I'm not saying mango mango mango till you tell me what that means. We visited that earlier in the stream and I still don't know what it means. Everybody says it's all buddy is braid rot. Same with
Speaker A
67. Yep. We're still just tasing people. Oops. TF2 repairing. Bunk bunk bunk bunk. I miss TF2. We should play TF2.
Speaker A
Kind of seems like a nightmare though. Bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk. All right. All right. Maybe this will be my last day.
Speaker A
spotted. That's good. Another. Oh, keep them coming. Oh, another. Yes. Another one. Give me another one.
Speaker A
be. I see you. Right. Light, right? The lightning toilet bowl. Oh, that's right. We have to Wait, how do we do that?
Speaker A
Are the prestige? It's probably prestige slides. Yeah, it's probably locked behind the four star. I want the big the bowl ones. The big bowl.
Speaker A
Okay, this time I don't really know what to do, guys. We're just chilling. Why the taser? Um, I have to tase my guests.
Speaker A
I'm I'm required by law to tase my guests in order to have a higher a fivestar establishment.
Speaker A
What day is today? Today Friday. It is Friday. It's the Woo Woo Woo weekend.
Speaker A
Guess what? So, we're playing next week. I'm nervous. Look at all these cheaters. Oh, no. Um.
Speaker A
Um. I no literally none of the games I've mentioned to you before. Literally none of them because I don't know. Something's wrong with my brain. No. Uh, we're going to play Demon Souls. We're going to play Demon Souls.
Speaker A
Yeah. There has to be Oh, I was looking for a person. How are we supposed to guess? I don't know.
Speaker A
We're playing the original Demon Souls. There you are, my nitch. Thank you. Oh, they come in pairs.
Speaker A
Yay. We are three and a half stars. Three and a half stars. Ooh. Ooh.
Speaker A
[Music] All right. The PS3 game. Yes. Vintage retro hardware. Absolute retro. Absolutely vintage. Oh my god, they're everywhere.
Speaker A
I don't think the PS3 is hard to stream on. It should be fine. Everything will go swimmingly.
Speaker A
PS3 is dying and PS3 is said retro. Help. I'm dying. Yeah, I know. I feel you.
Speaker A
I don't know if it is actually retro. What did they say? 20 years is the Wait, no. Is 20 years vintage or is 20 years retro?
Speaker A
20 years is vintage. Okay. What is retro then? No. 20 years is retro. Well, what's the difference?
Speaker A
The PS3 is simply old. The the SN is retro. Yeah. Okay. How about this? If you have to plug it in with the three cable, the three color cables, the the white, the yellow, and the red one. If it's not
Speaker A
HDMI, if it's like the other one, then it's then it's then it's retro. Then it's vintage.
Speaker A
Uh oh, somebody died. Wait, where? Oh, I taste myself. I lost him. I don't know where he went.
Speaker A
The N64. Yeah, that's that's that's retro. That's vintage. The slide is killing people. Still a diving board.
Speaker A
Three diving boards. Wait. Three diving boards with three prestige. I don't have that. I need to buy that.
Speaker A
Save drowning guests. Uhhuh. Oh, it's NES. What did I say? Oh, wait. What? Oh, you are an NES. I thought I got the name wrong. Right. There's an SNES. SNES.
Speaker A
SNES sounds familiar. Yeah, Atari would be vintage in my humble opinion. This has turned into trash picking up simulator.
Speaker A
The Super NES. Ah, okay. It's like the Nintendo DS and the DS XL and the DSi.
Speaker A
Oh, I might be able to get a garbage upgrade. Let me see. Modern toilets mob upgrade. I also need that.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. This wait trash bags. No, maybe. Oh, maintenance decoration. Oh, but I want this.
Speaker A
Okay, we are going to hire A lifeguard. No. Yes. No. Yes. Who do we hire?
Speaker A
What about maintenance? Yeah. How about a repair man? 300 a day. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker A
Somebody's drowning. Oh, two people are drowning. Oh, goody. Maybe that lifeguard. Uh hurry hurry.
Speaker A
Janitor's working for pennies. Maybe I can do another janitor. Let's try another janitor. Cesar.
Speaker A
Why' I say it like that? Scissor. Caesar. Cesar. Endurance. 98. Precision. 148. 143. 97. Well, Edward is the superior hireer.
Speaker A
Cesar, I said it like a somebody's dad. Cesar. Hey, Cesar. Another cleaning guy. Another one.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. That's what I said. I would. All right. I'll just clean up. Let me just let me just clean up around here.
Speaker A
Oh no. Slip Andy. Well, there definitely were not as many puddles this time. That's true. Oh my god, we have so much money.
Speaker A
You look right at my character's butthole. Then the window to his soul. I'm just having a good time chilling here.
Speaker A
These chill games are are really quite easy to Where you running, Edward? Where's your uniform, Edward?
Speaker A
All right, I need a I need a pickup baggie. Ed boy. Five and a half hours of this hammering sim. Watching streamer take out the trash. Watching streamer mop up a puddle.
Speaker A
Well, what else were you going to do on Friday night? This is what I was going to do regardless. I considered like playing a little bit off stream, but I felt I felt like you guys would not be pleased.
Speaker A
Not pleased in the slightest. I don't know. Streams like this are kind of fun because it kind of feels like if I'm in your second monitor and you have Wow, this is really sad looking. This is like what you find
Speaker A
after a town has been abandoned for over 50 years. What was I saying? I was just like hanging out. Maybe you have another video or some music on the other side that you're listening to.
Speaker A
It's nice. It's chill. Sometimes it's nice to have the streams where it's like crazy screaming.
Speaker A
Like I understand the entertainment value in that, but um sometimes it's nice just to kind of hang out. It's also nicer on on my mental state if I'm not screaming. Like horror games are fun, but man, do I get tired
Speaker A
fast. This is nice though. I like this. Happy fish. Happy fish. The fish is happy.
Speaker A
The fish needs a trash baggie. Oh, you're playing your own game. Yeah. What are you playing? Is anybody here playing Rim World?
Speaker A
Whim world? Yeah, I'm saving my mental up for October. October. You're playing Silk Song.
Speaker A
Kronos. I've heard of Kronos or the Kronos. Satisfactory hell divers. I haven't played the update yet. I have not tried the dragon update.
Speaker A
I tried Expedition 33, but I played it on the TV and I didn't I didn't like it.
Speaker A
I think it was the It was the way it was formatted to the TV. I couldn't see anything. It was so How am I supposed Are you stalking me?
Speaker A
I didn't I just It didn't feel right on the TV. I'd have to try E33 again on the on the old PCs makes you sweat. I'm so bad at it. I'm so terrible. I'm so bad.
Speaker A
I like I I want to like dodge roll, but I just feel I feel so helpless cuz in Hell Divers all you can do or all maybe you can unlock something later. All you do is dive out of the way
Speaker A
and the fog is so heavy. The fog, man. The fog is so heavy. and you have like I can't dive out of the way fast enough and then by the time I can see what's in front of me, there's like a like a like
Speaker A
a a bug in front of me. I'm already dead cuz I got to sit there and reload cuz I decided to use a shotgun and then I have to reload one bullet shell at a time. So I'm going, "Oh my god, I'm lying on my
Speaker A
back going fumbling. Click click click click and I can't I can't I die. I die so fast.
Speaker A
I wouldn't survive on the front lines. There's fog and hell divers. The Joker from DMC is out there.
Speaker A
Coward. Who called me a coward? That's not very That's not very lift up your fellow hell diver, is it?
Speaker A
[Music] I think I'm going to upgrade the toilets. I just feel it. I feel No, wait. Oops. Made a decision.
Speaker A
I'm upgrading the showers cuz they use the showers more. Sweet Liberty. I haven't been a trader yet.
Speaker A
If you become a traitor in Hell Divers, do they throw grenades at you? I was watching gameplay of like highle play and I think somebody was trying to get away from something and they got marked a traitor and then like grenades
Speaker A
just kept spawning in front of them. They drop they drop artillery on you. So they do they what or not running outside the map, but like if you run outside of the zone if you're abandoning your hell divers.
Speaker A
People use it on purpose. Huh. As like a like a AoE. They can't type in the left, right, left up right left up down down fast enough.
Speaker A
If you use mines, if you use mines and hell divers, I don't like you.
Speaker A
If you use phosphorus and you don't call it out, you're a or the air strike.
Speaker A
I just have no idea. I'm clueless. What am I doing? I'm just running around. I should clean this. It's looking icky.
Speaker A
Or the freaking Tesla coil. Uh showers. No, he cleaned up the poo poo. Peep poo poo.
Speaker A
Yeah, the freaking Tesla coils here. By the time you hear it charging up, it's too late for you. Oh [ __ ] A breeze shower.
Speaker A
What else can we buy? Some decorations. These all seem kind of L like whatever.
Speaker A
They just decorations just seem like they're going to get in the way. A vending machine machine on the other hand.
Speaker A
Oh, we do need decorations. Hello. Hello. Ooh, so fancy. Bamboo. Bambooy. So tropical. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. We do need decorations. Okay, we're going to blow the rest of this money on decorations.
Speaker A
We need 1,000 freaking points. This is going to be so annoying. [Music] I didn't do any math, by the way. Wait, how many per? 34.
Speaker A
[Music] 34 plus. Wait, 30. Wait, 34. Oh my god, I need so many of these.
Speaker A
It's almost not even worth it. 25. Oh my Oh my god. Maybe not the best way to go about it.
Speaker A
Fix the killer slide. We could or we could not. 34 * 10 would be 340. Okay, we have half. We need 1,000 points.
Speaker A
You skipped school to watch the stream. You're crazy. It is Friday, though. It's Friday.
Speaker A
It's Friday. It's chill day. You're spending it in toilet town. Decorations. Am I missing like a decoration thing? Ah, that might help.
Speaker A
Fish freak. Okay, let's see. Okay, what do we got? Oh, there we go. Give me nothing to work with. Bushes.
Speaker A
Thanks game. They're huge. Oh, I know. Then they'll bump into the flower plant flower potter and and then they will ricochet and it will be fine. It will be great.
Speaker A
250 for 38 points. It's hideous. All right, 600 points. Let's test this. So, let's see if it uh helps cuz this way they won't go splat on the sidewalk.
Speaker A
They'll bump into the flower potter and the a flower planter planter potter, whatever you call it.
Speaker A
Yay. No. Oh my god, it's worse. That's like what happens when you're in a car accident and you have your if you have your feet up on the dashboard and you crash in a head-on collision and then your knees go through your
Speaker A
shoulders. Terrible. It passes. Quality control. Send it. Safety pass. Check. Is there anything else I can do for decoration to make it look nicer? To boost these points? I only have 300 coins.
Speaker A
300 monies. I don't have anything else. A I got nothing. Nothing else. I got nothing.
Speaker A
Okay, let's see. Hey, you tried to run. It doesn't work, does it? Doesn't work, does it?
Speaker A
Yeah. What? Ooh, I thought about it. I stopped though. That would that would not be very nice.
Speaker A
Do they where do they get the money to restock everything? Are they taking it out of my paycheck or out of the park's paycheck? That would make the most sense, wouldn't it?
Speaker A
Guys, I'm feeling a color other than brown. I'm I You know what? I think it's time for a little bit of me time.
Speaker A
I didn't unlock any of these colors. What is this? Brick. Wood. Maybe like bright yellow.
Speaker A
Oh, I don't like that. It's toilet town. But I think the toilet townhouse should be Wait, what if we did it?
Speaker A
E. Oh, no. Hey, now that's kind of sleek. That's kind of nice. That's kind of nice. Nice. Nice. Or what if it just the dark dark brown? We can also do dark dark brown.
Speaker A
Well, that's nice. Oh, that's real nice. I like it. I spend so much time in here.
Speaker A
I think the boys have it covered. I'm I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to do a little bit of this.
Speaker A
Oh, you can paint this. You could change the floor in here, right? We may as well make it nice. We spend so much time running in and out of the research room.
Speaker A
I keep missing. I want I will pick the brown. But we should change the inside to Wait, what if we did hot pink?
Speaker A
Ew. What a brown brick. Oh, I kind of I kind of I I don't know how to feel about this.
Speaker A
Oh, I I don't know. I mean um pizza interior. Oh, people are dying. Wait. Oh, I don't like that.
Speaker A
Coming. Yay! I'm alive. We have to unlock all of the the other colors. You Oh, nice.
Speaker A
I meant to do that. Where you going, Stinker? She fell to the bottom of the pool. Hey, she can't help her bone density.
Speaker A
She got real heavy bones, you know. Trash meet the ground. You an idiot. That's terrible.
Speaker A
Okay, I want to check out these showers. Look out. We got a shinker. Oops. But first, hold on.
Speaker A
I'm coming. A drowner. somebody. We have a I can't swimmer. We should be able to offer uh like like floaty thingies for those that can't swim. Look at this little little shack here.
Speaker A
I need some hot pink. How do you unlock more paint colors? Resort pools level three. I think we need that. That's important. Um maintenance Oh well. Anyway, let's check out these pools.
Speaker A
Oopsie. Got distracted. Whoopsie. You can buy more life preservers. Yeah, but can you put them back on the ring?
Speaker A
Cuz from what I saw, you can't. You just throw them on the ground again.
Speaker A
Oh pools. Oh, they're ugly. Why do they look like that? Oh, why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Speaker A
Oh, it's freaking massive. Oh, it's freaking huge, though. Hello. That's not a That's an Olympic pool.
Speaker A
Oh jeez. Oh great. Oh good. Oh great. I think you can repaint it. So we could just repaint it.
Speaker A
Need that. I need that. Thank you. They do have huge ones like that. Yeah.
Speaker A
But they also have these ones are like Olympic size. Another one. Okay, let's slap down one of these pools here.
Speaker A
An oval woodpool. Sleek wood. Oh, they're wooden. Oh, the high dive. We have enough. We have to buy that.
Speaker A
I'm in the way. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Oh my god, it's huge.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes. It's kind of cute. I have to watch somebody use the high dive though without there being any water in the pool before we fill it.
Speaker A
Somebody's going to get curious and head over there like a mouse cheese. Oh, do we have our first mouse? We do.
Speaker A
Look at this idiot. Look at this stupid idiot. Yeah, do it. Do it. Out of the way. My turn.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, no. Dormy, look out. Somebody played Baywatch. Here I come. Wow. It smells like It smells like stinky putrid garbage over here.
Speaker A
Wow. What gives, boys? You're not doing half the work. God, I want to get comfortable in my CEO role.
Speaker A
I just want to walk around and spend the money and be like, "Yeah, that'll work.
Speaker A
Trust me, you need this." Okay, we got to go. We got to go fill that pool up now.
Speaker A
Oh my god, he's doing it again. Hey, you know what? Do it. How is that my fault?
Speaker A
There's no water in it. You've already done that before. Learn from your mistake. These people, there's no help. I didn't do it.
Speaker A
Get up, Grant. Saved by the best. Whatever, man. [Music] Is it this pool that's icky?
Speaker A
Corpores in the pool are a feature, not a bug. Yeah, exactly. I got to run all the way over there. I was just over there just to go push somebody off of the high dive. Isn't Isn't that's not my job.
Speaker A
This pool I like. I think this is the best pool we've had so far. This is the This is the superior pool. I think it's not your job, but you love it.
Speaker A
Yeah, you got me. Yep, you got me. I do. I should have tased him in the water. He was drowning. He's drowning and then I tas him anyway. Terrible.
Speaker A
All right, we need Oh, somebody's dead. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Out of the way. Out of the way. I'm going to push all these people down.
Speaker A
Oh my god, they had to have been at least. Look at the bodies with my arms out.
Speaker A
There's a man over here who's who's he's he's dying. He's calling a secret. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] We excuse me.
Speaker A
Oh, you know what that means. Parkour time. up and then up and then up and then off the top and then here and then you go around here and then you end.
Speaker A
Okay. Where's my hammer? You see the vision? It's like the Mario Kart level with the mushrooms.
Speaker A
Where did all our money go? Hey, where did the funding go? The school children, you know, they they funded all that money for toilet the toilet town. Where where did it go?
Speaker A
They they really want to see what you've done with the with the with the the donation funds.
Speaker A
Yeah, right. Anyway, parkour. Yeah. And the dive. Ah, it was beautiful. That's amazing. That is 10 out of 10.
Speaker A
That's crazy. That's awesome. I love this game. I love it. Oh, and then I can jump off the high dive with it.
Speaker A
Wait, that's so smart. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why did I do that? Okay, let's go again.
Speaker A
I feel like this ruins it. No, I missed. One more time. One more time. One more time. Wait, wait, wait, wait wait.
Speaker A
This is my game of the year. This is my game of the year. Silk song. Who?
Speaker A
It's fine. Floor is lava. Rules apply. Okay. Yes. Amazing. So, so what do you do? What do you do around here? This is a water park is what's on the tax papers.
Speaker A
[ __ ] you, Arlin. All right. Well, now what? You just clean it. No, I managed the finances. I managed the park planning. I um ew, they look yellow. Like, do you know when you have plastic chairs for so
Speaker A
long, they kind of start turning like yucky, dirty, dingy, off color? They're like, ew.
Speaker A
You tase people only that are deserving of it. You missed a spot. Like the medic. What medic?
Speaker A
What freaking medic? What are you What are you talking about? Wasn't there Why is that? Why did that beach ball sink?
Speaker A
All right, I think that's all the trash. They want more diving boards. I think they're crazy, but okay.
Speaker A
Wait, do you guys know what the spray can does? Harold, is he okay? Wait, who you mean?
Speaker A
Heron, try it. It's spray. Does it do like art stuff? Become the pee poo maker. Really?
Speaker A
Oh diabolical. I don't know what to write now. Can I spray anything? Wait. They're just going to go around and clean it up, aren't they?
Speaker A
I'll draw a toilet. Ready for this artwork? toilet. F. How do I mop this? I want to change it.
Speaker A
Why are they just watching me? Wait, there's colors. Oh my god. I can draw you. Yeah.
Speaker A
Can I spray this? All right. We're going to draw We're going to draw a big Oh god. Grab. I'm kind of limited to my [Music] to the the space you have to use the mouse.
Speaker A
It's not vandalism is my park. [Music] What? And then we got to go deep in. We got to get your little little kawaii eye drop thingies. Whoa.
Speaker A
Oops. I kind of messed up. Oh well. And then you need these. Okay. You're just going to have circles there instead.
Speaker A
Cute. [Music] It's cute. I'm going to make a poop circle. No square. No, I'm going to make an idiot square.
Speaker A
No, I'm going to make it's just a square. It's not even a square. It's a rectangle.
Speaker A
Oh, it's not even a rectangle. It's a It's a parallelogram. What the It's a freaking parallelogram. What is this? Is that Wait. No. Wait. Wait. What?
Speaker A
The freak box. I'm going to tase myself now. Oh, he wants to put it in his mouth so bad. Do it.
Speaker A
How can I? I've tased myself once. I did it in the water. Do it.
Speaker A
Is there a hole blown out of my the the blood of my fan? Did you see that?
Speaker A
Oh, okay. I think it's just glitched. It literally looked like the there was like like I I blew the ass out of my pants.
Speaker A
Well, this is great. I like this. What else do we have? We have no money.
Speaker A
We have nothing. Baseball bat. Resort trash bin. I need that. I need this. This this line here I need or this.
Speaker A
Honestly, I see we're getting to the end game. We're getting to the end game and that means that everything now is pretty much just fantastic.
Speaker A
You got to go to bed. Okay. Good night. Good night. If you're still here after all this time. That was a long stream.
Speaker A
It's our longest stream. Oh no. Oh no. Playing game of the year. Game of the year. I can imagine it now.
Speaker A
I can just see Jeff. Jeff. What's his name? Is it Key? Jeffrey. I can hear him say this game now.
Speaker A
It'll be beautiful. Golf. Can I spray a thing in the pool? Oh my god. Idea.
Speaker A
[Music] You know what I'm doing right now? Oh, it's very hard to do. That's all I can do. This like little teeny tiny No, not the letter A.
Speaker A
I thought I heard somebody here. No. Spray limit reached. Use the spray can to remove old sprays. is all right. You got to go.
Speaker A
No, I was going to draw a shadow in the pool. That's unfortunate. All right, poopy toilet's got to go.
Speaker A
No, I'll save the crab. Don't you worry. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oh, it would look so cool if I could do that. Dang it.
Speaker A
Do you see the vision? Oh, there's a very short one. It's very short, isn't it?
Speaker A
There's something in the [ __ ] water. There's a shark in the water. Is this watercolor? It's painful. It's a little painful.
Speaker A
It is trala. Yes correct. That's it. You can't even see it. There's nothing to see.
Speaker A
Let's see what it looks like from above. Hey Okay. If I could have filled that in, that would look kind of sick.
Speaker A
You also do like a stingray, too. Back flip. My hammer. Why do I have two?
Speaker A
I think everything is clean. Let me uh let me just fix up the floor tiles. We got we got money to burn.
Speaker A
Wait, wait. Oh my god, it's hideous. Wow, that's terrible. No, the inside of this has to be entirely hot pink. Hot fluorescent pink.
Speaker A
Hot pink tile. No, hot pink waves. No, hot pink wood. Or that's worse. Okay. Hot pink subway tile.
Speaker A
Oh my god, it hurts my eyes. This is the stim over stimulation chamber. So bad. You know what? We're doing the inside here, too.
Speaker A
Jake doesn't get a say. You know, they should paint hospitals this color. It's really quite relaxing.
Speaker A
Imagine you come out of open heart surgery and they leave you in a room like this.
Speaker A
It looks like the pink panther exploded in this room. It's perfect. It's exactly what I want.
Speaker A
Oh my god, it turned the PC pink. Lame. Lame. Lame. [Music] The Pink Panther lost the head. You nasty. You crud.
Speaker A
All right. Give me more. Give me Give me more. Give me. The funny thing is I'm going to forget that I did all this and then when I come back next time I'm going to say, "Which one of you let me do this? Why didn't
Speaker A
you stop me? Or I'm going to say I love it. It's great. That's so good. I'm so happy.
Speaker A
Look at it. Okay. Ready? Oh my god, it's terrible. Wait, I want to paint.
Speaker A
Wow, that's really bad. Ah brown. All right, this is this is okay. [Music] This is a sci-fi nightmare.
Speaker A
You think there's a market for this? Pepto-Bismol. This is worse than Pepto-Bismol. This is like electric.
Speaker A
This is what the This is where the Energizer Bunny lives. This is the inside of his intestines.
Speaker A
God, being in that room makes me want to throw up. Well, we may as well blow. Wait a sec. I need to know.
Speaker A
You can't paint it. You can. Oh, you can go piece by piece. That's amazing.
Speaker A
Oh wow. Okay. make the one that looks most like an intestine intestine color. And then you can you can make it educational and you can, you know, simulate your dinner moving through your system.
Speaker A
Okay. The magic school bus. Yippee. Oh, they have to turn this like the color of stomach acid. Excuse me while I drown.
Speaker A
The people, they're swimming in stomach acid. Someone save them. Oh, what color would that be? This one.
Speaker A
B. Oh, it's this sh. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Yay. It also kind of looks like the the Nickelodeon slime color. Nickelodeon slime. Nickelodeon slime.
Speaker A
I think everything is um good. Uhhuh. Can I paint this? No. No. No. Nope.
Speaker A
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nothing. Can't paint nothing. broke his neck. And that's the end of the stream.
Speaker A
All right, though. Um, yeah, I think I'm I don't know. I could play more.
Speaker A
I'm hungry, so I think I need to go eat some eat some food. Wow. You could like they just let you whail on them, huh?
Speaker A
There's just no stopping this. I wish that was me. Are you okay? That's not [Music] I hope you can't hear my stomach. It is very loud right now. So, you're probably wondering how I got here.
Speaker A
Oh, that's right. Wait. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. soda fresh. All right, though guys, um I am going to shave here and call it here.
Speaker A
We made good progress. We went from a what? We went from a two star to a three and a half. That's not that bad.
Speaker A
We absolutely could make it to five star within one more stream. 100% no doubt in my mind. I'm going to go punch the store guy.
Speaker A
Welcome to All right. Figures. We have to unlock this one. And we have to do this, too. I don't know what this is.
Speaker A
Yeah, look at that toilet town. Wow, it's a Wow, that looks terrible. That is so buggly, man. Okay, thank you guys for hanging out with me today. I had a lot of fun. I hope you guys have fun, too. Um, stream schedule,
Speaker A
I don't know. But yeah, um I'll see you guys next time. I love this game. I think I do. I think I like it. I like I like the slop. M sloppy. Yum, yum, yum.
Speaker A
Okay. Uh have a lovely rest of your Friday and a nice Saturday morning. Okay. I will see you later.
Speaker A
Goodbye. Bye-bye. [Music]
Topics:Waterpark SimulatorToilet TownSabaWaterpark managementTheme park simulationWater slidesPark hygieneGuest satisfactionProject VendHot dogs and lemonade
