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Which one of you? Someone just said, "I bet right now she's staring at the wall."
Join Saba as she streams Waterpark Simulator, sharing quirky commentary, pool stories, and theme park trivia in a relaxed, humorous playthrough.
Key Takeaways
- Waterpark Simulator offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience with management and humorous scenarios.
- Saba’s streaming style combines gameplay with personal anecdotes and community interaction.
- Public pool hygiene and common myths are a recurring funny topic during the stream.
- Saba has a strong interest in theme parks and shares related trivia that enriches the stream content.
- The game’s repetitive music can affect the streaming atmosphere, so muting is preferred.
What the video covers
- Saba streams Waterpark Simulator for the first time, discussing her excitement and previous restrictions on streaming the game.
- She shares humorous and candid thoughts about public pools, including the common topic of people peeing in pools and pool hygiene.
- The stream features casual banter about other games she’s not interested in, such as Umamusume and gacha games.
- Saba talks about her knowledge of theme parks, including hidden Mickeys and Disney trivia.
- She navigates the gameplay of managing a water park, including building rides, handling guests, and dealing with emergencies.
- The music in the game is repetitive, leading her to mute it for a better streaming experience.
- There are moments of lighthearted interaction with chat, including playful insults and community jokes.
- Saba discusses her plans for future streams, including Alien Isolation in October.
- The gameplay includes managing staff, guest satisfaction, and park maintenance challenges.
- Throughout the stream, Saba maintains a humorous and engaging tone, making the simulator entertaining beyond just gameplay.
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You're right. But it makes it sound like I just powered down, like I powered down at the end of the street with stare at the wall or I power—
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Hold on. Saba booting. I just, I don't know. I just, whatever. What? Yo ho. Yo ho.
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Saba systems shutting down. Saba systems booting up. Process is estimated to take an additional 35 seconds. Please wait.
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I turn off the stream. I power down. I stare at the wall. See, it's true though. So, like, I don't know. It's funny, but it's all, it's true for a little, a little while.
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It's a, it's a little bit true. Yo, by the way. Yo. Ho ho. Ho ho. Ho ho. Not yet. Not yet. Ho ho.
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I thought about starting the stream saying, "What's up, you freaks?" I don't know if that would be mean.
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What's up, you freaks? It's me, King of the Freaks. I literally don't care. Well, okay then, if you don't care.
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That would be so rude. But you see, the thing is, is that I'm one of you.
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We're all freaks here. What's up, you freaking freaks? You freaking freaks. You freaking freaks. Freaks detected.
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I don't know. Is that a mean thing to say? I don't know. One of us. One of us. We're all a little freaky here. Freak. Freak. Freak. Freak.
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Freak. I'm going to freak it. Rude. Nah. Nah. Depends on the context. Yeah, true. Wait, can you hear me over this music? Yes, you can. Okay. The game is very quiet. That's okay. I'm going to be muting this game music because this is
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the only song in the entire game and it plays for the entirety that you are playing this game on loop.
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[Music] Audio. Good. Good. Will I stream Uma Musume anytime soon? Uh, no. I'm not interested in Umamusume.
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I did not catch the Umamusume bug. The Umamusume mushim. I did not.
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What about Silk Song? Also, probably not. I, I don't know. I haven't played Hollow Knight.
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Um, so no, probably also not. I have other games I want to play. Um, I was testing my PlayStation. PlayStation.
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Um, I bought Shadow of the Colossus, which I think would be a really good physical—
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Physical. I have a physical. I've been nerding out over all of these old games I can buy. These old games. This game is not that good, by the way. This game is really not that old. It, it's not that
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old. Did I say not that good? I meant not that old. It's great. It's great.
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I've been told it's great. It's not that old is what I say. Um, I've wanted to play this game for so long.
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So long. I wanted to play this game or like stream this game, but I was literally banned, forbidden. It's like, man, why? Why?
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Um, so yeah, it feels good to finally be like, "Yeah baby. Yeah, baby. Yeah."
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So, I have it here. I'm very excited. Excited. Excited. Um, I don't know when I'm going to play it, but uh eventually. [Music] Alien Isolation. Yeah, we're going to do Alien Isolation further into October.
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Oto. I was thinking further into October. Permission. We don't do that here. We don't do that here.
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October. Oh boy. My favorite. It is though. I have, I have some fun stuff planned for October. October.
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Yeah. For today, we're going to try Water Park Simulator. I've never played a simulator game on stream. No, wait.
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Yes, I have. Wait, did that fast food sim simulator game? That was, that was a simulator, wasn't it? When you make the fast food.
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Do I like Nikki or Blue Archive? Um, I'm not interested in either of those games. I, I'm just not. I'm not a gacha gamer.
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Not a gacha gamer, guys. No, I probably will not play those games. I just, I'm not. It just, they don't, I don't know. Is it too much reading? I don't know.
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I don't, I just, I'm not. Not even Miku. Gacha. I don't even think that Queen Miku could get me to play gacha. I just, I don't, I just can't see it. I can't, I can't see it.
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Permission to Yoho. Absolutely. This is a Yoho zone. The Yoho zone. A fish playing in the pool is crazy.
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Yeah, that's right. That's right. If I catch any of you peeing in my pool, I'm going to push you down. I'm going to, I'm going to push you down and laugh at you.
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[Music] This game, this music is already giving me anxiety. I got to, I got, we got to turn this down. I got to turn this, uh, settings silence.
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[Music] Oh, that's so much better. Okay. Um, have any of you ever peed in a pool before? Wow. What the heck? I just noticed that there's a face in my mouse pad. That is really unnerving. Have any of you ever peed in the pool?
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Have you ever peed in a public pool? Uh, yeah. Uhhuh. Yes, of course. No. No way. I think so. Never. Wow. All bolded.
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Never too. You're very, very confident. No. Maybe a public pool. Public pool. No. No comment.
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No comment. I played the fifth. What about me? Um, no comment. No, you know what? To be honest here, honesty hour, probably it would be, it would be bold of me to claim otherwise.
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It would be very bold, potentially a flat-out lie, to sit here and go, "No." Never in my life have I ever done that.
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Disgusting. Yeah, but then everybody saw grown-ups and then everybody realized that there might be a blue dye that tattles on you if you piss in a public pool and it became— Did everybody else become fearful of even attempting it?
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That's a myth. Is it? Are you willing to try it? It makes sense though. So that way if like somebody's cleaning the pool and they see, they see the dark blue stain, maybe they won't blame somebody, but they can surely be like, "Whoa, we got
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to wash the pool now. Someone's filled it with urine." All right, let's play. Why did you even mention this topic?
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Because that is such, that is a common topic with public pools. That's like one of the fears. That's why there's so much chlorine in a public pool. It's 'cause of all the, 'cause of all of the stuff that's in it.
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You got to keep it clean. You got to keep it clean, dude. There's, there's so many bodily fluids in a public pool. There, there's the wee wee and the doodoo and the, and the, and the, and barf.
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There's like kids in the pool that do god knows what. So, it's part of it. We are going to be running a five-star water park.
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I am not a Disney adult, but I, I believe I know what it takes to run a successful theme park, let alone water park system. I know, I know. Just trust me. Just trust me. I know. You don't need— Why are you
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doubting me? Why are you doubting me? I'm not, I'm not a Disney adult. I'm not.
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I'm just very knowledgeable about theme parks and their history. That's all. That doesn't make me a Disney adult.
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A Disney kid. No. I'm just incredibly knowledgeable. It didn't Mickey Dogo. Stop it. Stop it.
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Um, there, there was, there was— Did you know— Oh god. Did you know there was a hidden Mickey in the now renovated, changed, forever lost to history ride, the Great Movie Ride in what was formerly known as MGM Studios, which is
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now known as Disney Hollywood Studios? The Great Movie Ride, which was the park's like center ride, had a hidden Mickey in it and now you know and now you know it's gone forever because I'm pretty sure they didn't
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carry it over into the new ride unless they did. I don't really know. Also, did you know there's a hidden Donald Duck in the Star Wars part? There's like, there's the, there's a Star Wars in the Star Wars
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part of the parks. I don't, which park is the Star Wars in? I think it's, I think it's Hollywood Studios as well. There's a hidden Donald, but not in the way that you would think. It's not like in a
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painting or in the ground or on a bathroom tile. It's, it's in the building, like the, the way one of the Star Wars buildings is shaped. It's round and pale with like a piece of yellow piping or something and then a blue flag that kind
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of looks like Donald and whatnot. How did I spot this? This one. Okay, this one to be fair I saw a video about. But the, uh, I believe the hidden Mickey was in my— Oh god. Okay, I had a book of
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hidden Mickeys. There was like an encyclopedia book that you could buy, oh, way back in the day that had all of the hidden Mickeys hidden throughout the entire Disney World park. Okay, we got to start. We got to start.
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Um, I'm not a Disney adult,
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Don't be weird. This is not the place for that. This isn't the place for it.
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Hi. Hey. How you doing? [Music] Please don't make me talk about the Disney stuff. I will go forever. If it's not cereal, it's this.
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Oh god. [Music] 13 minutes talking about poo poo in pools and hidden Mickeyy's. Well, it's interesting, isn't it?
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I think it's interesting. Anyway, we're here to play. We're here to We're here to build a water park. Water park.
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water park. All right. Um, no, don't laugh at me. Um, okay. What are we naming our uh water park? We are naming it.
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That was my test park cuz the game I had to I had to make sure it was running well. I didn't want a repeat of um Hitman, Fish Land, Fishlandia, Fishtopia, [Music] Toilet Town.
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[Music] It's toilet town. Toilet town. Yeah. No. Whatever they mean. No. Toilet town. What the fish?
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All right. You quit your hated job and used your last savings to chase a dream. You bought an old abandoned water park. Can you restore it to its former glory or will it fail just like it did under its
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previous owner? Well, you see. Well, you see. Kmart. Game just lagged out. What was that about?
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Won't you take me to Toilet Town? So, apparently we can sledgehammer people. I didn't know that. This is our What do we have? A sledgehammer? We have a hammer.
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Sir, sir. Sir, laundry shirts. Dry cleaning. Oh, we have speed lines. Jensen, not again.
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Go to park entrance. I don't like this duck. I don't like this guy. I don't like the way he looks. We're going to change him.
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Use the sledgehammer to clear the entrance. Look at our water park. This is going to be fantastic.
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Oh my god. I should have named it Bowel Town. Can you name the rides?
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I'm going to name the big slide the just bowels. What a mess. This dusty broken down water park has definitely seen some better days. But you're here to change all that. Let's clear the old sledgehammer everything. Okay.
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[Music] I mean, it's I mean, it needs a little it needs a little bit of love, but that's what we're here for, isn't it?
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All right. Destroy old building. Is this an old building? Dunk. Dunk. Love and a little bit of chlorine.
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Exactly. Still not there. Trash is everywhere. Let's be real. Grab a trash bag, clean up the mess, and toss it by holding it.
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All right. [Music] You pick up trash. [Music] Pool just disappears. I put it in my inventory, obviously.
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[Music] Five bucks in a dream. No space in inventory. All right, let's clean up all the rest of this stuff here. What is that? A soap bottle, coffee cup, water bottle, soda can go.
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[Music] I'm so excited. I want to make this such a I want a five star. I want a fivestar water park.
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All right. What do we do now? Use your hands to remove the newspaper from the window entrance.
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I'm so excited. The bowel bowel town. Did I just walk through this? [Music] All right.
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Building your park. Can't have a water park without a pool. Can we have a wave pool? I want a wave pool and a whirlpool and a hot tub. Did you know you can get You shouldn't go into hot tubs if you rent like a
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vacation place like a Airbnb. They say they should they usually caution you against getting into a hot tub because if somebody doesn't clean their hot tub well enough, you can actually get hot tub rash, which is a very real serious
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uh skin infection that you get from hot tubs if people don't clean them well.
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It's scary. It's also another reason why you need uh like load of chlorine in your hot tub, too.
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[Music] Chemical. Yummy. What happens if you drink a lot of chlorine? You guys know.
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[Music] Did not need to know that. Yes, you did. This is for your own good. You're going to remember now if you if you if you if you if you go on vacation and you see there's a hot tub and you know you don't
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notice the smell of chlorine, you're going to think back to that one Saba stream where she started talking about hot tub rash and you're going to be like, you know what? Maybe I'm not going to get in that hot tub.
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Maybe I'll pass on the hot tub today, guys. [Music] Each pool you build raises the number of max guest your park can have. Press B to open the build menu. Select rusty pool and place the blueprint in your spot. Then hit your hammer a couple
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times and enjoy your first splash. I'm going to be the first one to swim in my own pool. I'm going to be the first one to swim in my own pool.
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Rusty pool. [Music] Was that me? [Music] All right. I guess we have to put it here.
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I'll put it. [Music] I'll put it here. Wait, can we rotate it? Rotate. Rotate Q and E. Ooh. Okay.
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Really like annoying. Oh. Uh-oh. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Shift. Okay. I think I want one like this.
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[Music] [Music] Put it at a 37° angle. This is lame. I have to charge people to swim in this pool.
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What is that at the bottom? That's dangerous. That's going to get us in trouble.
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That's going to That's going to kill somebody. Are you kidding me? A water park. The owner of the water park can't swim. Terrible. Press B. A diving board. There's no way this is deep enough to dive.
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The ocean has a plug like that. That No, it doesn't. You're not supposed to know that. Hidden deep in the marinara trench. There's the plug.
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A rusty diving board. And well, this has to be the deep end. [Music] Time to open. I can't believe I'm charging people to use this facility.
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This is This is so lame. I'm going to get laughed out of town. People are going to jump the fence and beat me up. I wouldn't blame them, to be honest. Uh, go to the ticket office and park. Let every Okay, I read that. Don't
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worry. I got to test out the facility. Wait. This is going to kill someone. Oh, we're never going to get five stars here.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, wait. Let's try this again. [Music] All right, we are ready to open.
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Toilet time is It's showtime. Yeah, good enough. Let me get some of this out of here, though. This is This is unsightly.
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[Music] [Music] Rise. Toilet town. You laugh now. Toilet town is going to be the talk of the town. Actually, toilet village.
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Doink. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. 6 hours. [Music] There you go.
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Oh my god, people are paying. Team 4 hours. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Adult 4 hours. 4 hours. Adult. Oh, do we get a senior discount? That's so thoughtful.
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ticket cheaters. I guess has sneaked into the park without a valid ticket. You can spot them quite easy. Push them.
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Okay, give me my sledgehammer. Let me get to go in and then we're going to deal with the the the cheater for our adult pass. For our adult pass.
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Sorry, buddy. Computers are not my strong suit. All right, where is he? Wristband check.
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Wristband. Wristband. Is it you? God, I can't I can't tell. Caution. Wet floor. I just flushed her.
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[Music] Yes, occasionally puddles of water. So, I got to squeegee up after people. Get out of my park. Get out of my park.
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All right. E, I don't like the laughing. She pushed me. A [ __ ] She's getting away.
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Help. Help. I'm soft locked. Help. Where's my squeegee? I can't I can't I can't get the mob from the [ __ ] Get the mob from the tool. Get him.
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It's fine. Okay. Uh, lost the tool. Not a problem. If you will drop or lose a tool, don't panic.
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Okay. No running. Excuse me. OSHA's calling. Wait, wait, wait. [Music] No running in mine park. I didn't even make that rule. You There's no sign here. There's no signage. I have to run.
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I have to run to catch up to the to the cheaters. Swimming is just the beginning. Slides are the real stars of the water park.
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Not everyone's a thrill seeker. Make sure to check if guests want to slide pass when selling a ticket. Offering the wrong ticket, they'll turn around and leave. Oh, okay.
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Wristband. Wristband. All right. Look at my my little my little duck swimming in the pool. Is he okay? Are you sleeping?
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What is he doing? Why is he sleeping there? Hello, Enzo. All right. I think I need to get them like uh yeah, like new new new chairs and stuff.
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Bro's dead. First death. No, no, no, no, no, no. You cannot die in Toilet Town.
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Nobody dies in Toilet Town. [Music] They die at Kmart. Not Toilet Town. Nobody's ever died in Toilet Town. All right, let's see. What else can I buy? Can I buy anything?
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Flush him. I wonder if I pull the plug if they will get flushed. Flushed away.
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Toilet town. Flushed away. Nobody dies in toilet town. Don't worry about it. Did you try it?
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Hey, think you're scaring people? They did not get flushed away. I'm going to drown this woman.
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Wow. I need a baggie. space and inventory. And how do I put this down?
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Drop item. Wow. All right. I want to buy some new stuff. I want new stuff to buy.
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Everybody lives in Toilet Town. Everybody loves Toilet Town. All right, let's see. What do we got?
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Utility decorations slides. This one. [Music] Huh? [Music] Huh? [Music] I don't Is it too close to the pool?
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Feel like [Music] Well, all right. That'll work. Sure. Yeah, why not? Ladies and gentlemen, do I have a exciting new addition for you?
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A rusty old slide. Oh my god, we should include tetanus shots for free. No, tetanus shots for a fee. Tetanis shots will be included in your slide one day pass. Your one day slide pass will include two free tetanis
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shots. [Music] OSHA who no OSHA allowed. OSHA certified members are not allowed in Toilet Town.
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Sorry. All right. Toilet time. Toilet town time. We got to build a toilet. What is that?
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Ew. Dirty. I think everybody has a band. E. Wait, is this dirt or is it just rust?
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Oh jeez. Oh god. Yeah. Let me out of here. It's oil. Ew, that's worse.
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Rusty lounger. Can I put the toilet like right here? That might be annoying. [Music] What if I just put the toilet here?
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Wait, that's a utility. No, that's a lounger. Where's the toilet? All right, we'll put these.
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[Music] Wait, I have to build another one. All right, I'm going to put one here.
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Lame. [Music] Hello. Slide pass. You got it. Teen slide pass. 6 hours. All right.
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You're not done. You haven't gotten your You haven't gotten your Yes. There you go. Enjoy the facilities.
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[Music] So much fun. See, I told you. Get in the pool, nerd. You have to stay long enough in order to give me a five-star review on Google reviews or Yelp. Your choice. But we will be tracking your reviews. We will
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be tracking your reviews based on the credit card details you left for us in the ticket counter. At the ticket counter.
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All right, toilet time. Let's do it. [Music] All right. Uh, marketing. Want more guests? Hit the streets.
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Any guess you get this way won't count towards your max guest limit. That's awesome. I'm excited for that. I'm excited to make posters. Oh my god.
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[Music] 6 hours team. Here you go. All right. What do you want, Enzo? Slide past adult six. Adult six. Here you go.
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Here you go. Thank you very much. Have a nice day. Toilet town sure is popular. There is a demand.
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8 hours at the pool. That's a really long time considering there's nothing to do here.
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Uh, teen slide pass 4 hours. Teen slide pass for 4 hours. I got to give these people like food.
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More victims. I mean clients. Slide pass adult 4 hours. [Music] Hey, what's the disease you can get from dirty water? Is it empetiggo? I have to make sure these people don't get horrifically sick.
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Maybe it'll be m uh maybe it'll be fine. Everybody seems to be enjoying themselves.
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[Music] Gravity's calling. You did that to yourself. Eoli, typoid. Oh, the dysenter. Okay, there seems to be quite a few diseases.
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Uh, we better keep an eye on that. Mop it like it's hot. Mop it like it's hot.
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Lawsuit time. Toilet town has never seen a lawsuit in its 25 minutes of life living.
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How is there running water in a quarter body? That doesn't How does that work?
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Privacy, please. No, no, no. We have an open door policy here at Toilet D. What?
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Open door policy. How do I drop this again? Drop item. Q. All right. Wait $3?
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It cost me $3. How does that make sense? What? I'm the lord of Toilet Town. I shouldn't be charged money.
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Oh, flyers. Ray, right, right, right. Come on down to Toilet Town. Toilet town. Toilet town.
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All right. Okay. Who is camping outside of Toilet Town? Ew. Well, what's like what rhymes with Toilet Town? What rhymes with town?
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So much fun. And you? I shouldn't make fun of customers. It's not very nice. Boring.
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Enjoy your kneecaps. Yeah. Never show your face here again. Turn that frown upside down. Come on down to Toilet Town.
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Daily report. 17 visitors had fun. 13 had energized thoughts. That's pretty good. Eight visitors thought it was trash.
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Seven visitors had injuries. Seven thought low hygiene. That's fine. That's It's all right. 50% satisfaction.
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[Music] We're going to do a little bit more word of mouth right now. We'll get the uh we'll get the the the coming off of work people. Bellamy, you need to open the park to poach people. Poach people? Is
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this poaching? It's called advertising. It's not poaching. What do you mean? Can you hire staff? Maybe.
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Well, now what do I do? [Music] I'm not Poaching. They said it's poaching. This is literally marketing and advertising. If you ask somebody to come to your yard sale, is that poaching them?
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Wait, that's my tent. [Music] Oh, home sweet home. [Music] Ah, what a nice day.
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Hello, sir. Turn that frown upside. [Music] Turn that frown upside down. Come on. Down the toilet down.
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Yeah, that's what I like to see. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. With a with a with a body like that, you deserve to be in a swimsuit. Come on down to Toilet Town.
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Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Uh, sir, [Music] come here, [ __ ] [Music] We're going to have a problem. That Bryson guy for our senior. Well, lucky for you, we've just started offering our senior discount.
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Come on down to senior discount town. Toilet town. A sixhour teen. Boink. Now we're getting it. Now we're getting it.
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All right, Julius. Have a nice day. Hi, Angel. A six sixour team. No slide. You know what?
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We really need a self-mated system. This is a bit tedious. For our teen. Um, for our teen.
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No slide. Okay, wait your turn. 5 hours. Adult for 6 hours. Adult for 6 hours.
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There you go. New research point. I'm not a bad pool owner. Oh, I'm a bad pool owner.
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[Music] All right. How do I clean this? Looks fine. Cheater in the pool. Wristband. Wristband.
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Where's your wristband? Where's your wristband? You're ne You are never leaving this park ever again.
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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I got to get rid of this guy. Yeah. Yeah. You better run. You better run all the way out. You go.
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Scum. Scum. Scum. Flush him. Someone's drowning. Get a life ring from the tool shed and save them.
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Missed it. Use the medkit injector from your office to patch them up. If you fail to save guests, say hello to an ambulance. Fine. And bad reviews.
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Nobody dies in Toilet Town. Nobody dies in Toilet Town. Ma'am, catch. Of course, I saved you.
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Uh, I need to pick up the trash real quick. All right. All right. All right. All right.
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[Music] Ew. from people's feet because you're supposed to rinse off before you get into a public pool. I mean, you maybe not. You would think maybe not because, you know, like I said, there's so much chlorine. Surely, as soon as you get
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into chlorine water, it's technically clean right? [Music] Is that going to give me a bad review?
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She taunted me. Taunt me in my own park. I dare you. I dare you.
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God, I need security. [Music] [Music] You know what? Actually, I'm going to leave this here cuz I feel like it's important.
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Hello. Look who's back with a new shirt. Thinking I wouldn't recognize him. Hello, buddy. I'm happy you've decided to pay for your time here this time around.
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How are your knees healing up? Good. Good. All right. Okay. Well, we got ice packs on park property, so I'll keep that in mind. All right. Have a nice time ma'am.
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We got to We got to get out there. We got to get out there. This woman This woman can't be in this. She can't be here. Ma'am, you can't be here.
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I think we need I think we need a People are disgusting. [Music] Maybe we don't need to market ourselves anymore. It seems to be forecasted.
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[Music] Oh [ __ ] People are falling out of the sky or they're just slipping on this stuff here.
Speaker A
[Music] Another dirty mark. Is that a banana peel? All right, we need to build. We need to Sounded like an evil laugh. Who did it?
Speaker A
All right. I need to I need to We need to build. We need to build.
Speaker A
All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Okay. My pool has goblins.
Speaker A
Yeah. Dirty. Dirty little goblins. Do we have anything else? Panicking. It looks like your one of your guests has gotten cold feet on the diving board. All right.
Speaker A
Just push them in the pool. Where's the trash bin? I don't It's over here.
Speaker A
[Music] I don't think I can build anything else right now. Oh my god, look at that tall bowl slide. The twist twist tubes. Mega looper. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. They literally have the mega loop bowl. They have the bowl. Toilet town's going to be absolutely unstoppable.
Speaker A
Trip Advisor top 2025 best water parks in the entire world. I'm so excited. This is going to be bing bong.
Speaker A
A senior pass. But of course with a Wow. With a slide. All right, Grandpa.
Speaker A
Get out there. Have fun. Alvin [Music] um already wants a trigger. How about you?
Speaker A
Come on down to Toilet Town. Oh, sorry. Let's go research. Oh, that's right. We have like research points.
Speaker A
[Music] Uh gain XP. I'm going to sell weenies. Hello Hello. Hello. She'll come around.
Speaker A
Wait, how do I Why is the poo poo meter going up? It's cuz the park is dirty, isn't it? Oh, it's so dirty. It's disgusting.
Speaker A
Hi, ma'am. How may I take your order? Serenity. Teen 4-hour slide pass. Teen 4-hour slide pass. Here you go.
Speaker A
I like how there's no kids allowed. Well, no. Under Well, I don't know how old a teen is, but there's no no need to do a kitty pool. One sec.
Speaker A
Roundhouse kick you. Teen slide 4 hours. A 14 slide. There's no need to make a kitty pool or a splash pool or anything. Senior 6 hour slime pass. Six senior slime pass.
Speaker A
Doinky donkey doy. They're scared to use the jumping pad because the slide is right there. They think, "Oh my god, I'm going to break a bone.
Speaker A
There's probably good money making them. No, wait. No, maybe not. It's kind of messed up, isn't it?
Speaker A
I was like, yes. How can I monetize that? I got to unlock the hot dog stand. Hot dog. Here you go. Caution.
Speaker A
Slippery when wet. The cans in the water looks like heat. Oh, this is a hot spot. Sorry, guys.
Speaker A
Oh, we got a cheater. Nice. Okay, go to the research table. [Music] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh my god. Oh my god. [Music] We have a trash can now. We have a hot dog stand. Now, am I overwhelmed? Not at all, actually. This is a lot of fun. I I'm having a lot of fun. This is great.
Speaker A
Okay. We need uh we need we need Hi man. Corey. Okay. For our team for team slide. Here you go.
Speaker A
[Music] No one saw that, right? [Music] Paying customers only. Yeah. [Music] Get pissed on.
Speaker A
Um, okay. Amazing. Let's put the trash can right [Music] here. And we'll put a hot dog stand.
Speaker A
Well, that sucks. Yeah, we'll put it here cuz nothing says hot dog like the smell of an outhouse.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Okay. All right. All right. This is This is beautiful. I need my hammer.
Speaker A
Wait, who's going to run the hot dog stand? [Music] Hot dog shortage. Uhoh. Your stand's out of hot dogs. No one comes to a water park for just the water. Right. Right.
Speaker A
Okay. Get a box of fresh hot dogs. Hold on. Hold on. I have to build this because I'm sick of picking up their trash. And I got to build this cuz I'm sick of picking up their snail trails.
Speaker A
Nasty. Nasty humans. Nasty. This is like babysitting. Why is this like babysitting? Good morning.
Speaker A
Yippee. This is like babysitting. Where's the When do I Where's the bookkeeping? When do I start bookkeeping? When do I start buying advertisement space?
Speaker A
Not bad. Uh ah bad reviews. Wait, I can take tips too. [Music] All right, let me We got to clean up.
Speaker A
And then I want to buy some hot dogs. Some hot dogs. Can I put this in here? Oh, okay. You have to like do it separate. I see. It's just another end of the day chore.
Speaker A
That's fine. That's fantastic for movement. I like that. Oo, I like that. Yum yum yum yum yum yum.
Speaker A
Advertisement panels in Tokyo. Advertising to a toilet town in Tokyo. That would be pretty funny for no other reason other than we can.
Speaker A
Welcome to Kmart. Hi. I need some hot dogs. Hot dog. Get your hot dog. Hot dog.
Speaker A
Delicious. Um, yeah, that's fine. That's fine there. Let me I'll pick this up. Oh, wait, wait wait wait.
Speaker A
She's beautiful. Just buys hot dogs from across the street and resells them. No. Put mustard on them. Mustard. Ketchup.
Speaker A
You guys put mayonnaise on your hot dog. No staff. Mayonnaise. Ketchup. Mayonnaise. I put just mustard on mine.
Speaker A
Just mustard. I ketchup is kind of gross. It's too sweet. Only ketchup. Sometimes I don't put anything on my hot dog.
Speaker A
Nothing. Straight up dog. Chili cheese. That's pretty good. [Music] Medkit injector. Not all guests are equal.
Speaker A
[Music] Wait. That's mean. [Music] Every now and then a special guest might show up. Uh, some loud, some funny, and some plain stinky. All right, I will kick them out.
Speaker A
There is no way. Did you eat all of the hot dogs? What am I supposed to I can't get those back now. What the um Okay. Hi. Welcome in. I got to Sorry.
Speaker A
Well, I got to get this guy out of here. You You got to go. You have to go.
Speaker A
Actually, he can stay. You know what? It's fine. He can stay. He can stay.
Speaker A
You got to go, though. [Music] Oh my god. He's going to I'm going to have to build a new one of those, aren't I?
Speaker A
Hi. A senior slide pass, please. Thank you. Yes, of course. Eight. Eight. Yes. Take it. There you go. Rusty slide is broken.
Speaker A
Slide pass. Um 6h hour adult. Sixh hour adult. Boink. Here you go. 6 hour senior slide pass. Senior slide pass. Yes.
Speaker A
Shouldn't I think a ticket should just cover everything. A senior slide pass for 4 hours.
Speaker A
Oh my god, someone is drowning. Is this the same woman from last time? [Music] How do I fix this? No, I don't want to use it.
Speaker A
Working as intended. How do I repair this? What is he doing? What is that?
Speaker A
Why does it look like that? Ew. Is that the filter? You bonk it. Of course. It's kind of gross. Anyway, we have to buy hot dogs.
Speaker A
Hot dogs. And keep that queso guy away from all my hot dogs. If he cleans out my inventory again, we're going to have a big problem. Anyway, okay.
Speaker A
Hot dogs. Hot dogs. [Music] Not for you. Not for you. Not for you. Not for you.
Speaker A
Not for you. Not for you. All right. Uh, adult. Wait. Went on. pass for 4 hours. 4hour adult slide pass, y'all.
Speaker A
All right. Do I have to run the hot dog stand? What? What do you mean?
Speaker A
What do I mean? [Music] Were they that bad? Can I eat one? I don't understand what the problem was.
Speaker A
She wanted mustard and ketchup. Oh, I didn't see that. Sorry, lady. It's self serve. You do it. It's right there.
Speaker A
Why can't you do it? Pass for six hour. Okay. Sorry, team. If I don't say it out loud, I'm going to mess it up. Team, shall I pass?
Speaker A
All right. All right. All right. All right. Are you drowning? You're fine. Puddle's got a vendetta.
Speaker A
What do you mean customer abuse? I'm sorry. We don't offer that. Add both. Oh, okay. Okay, I see.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Here you go. So, the goal of today is just to sell four hot dogs and clean the rusty pool filters. That's what it is. It's rust.
Speaker A
How do I close this? Okay. Okay. Okay. $10 for a hot dog. Yeah, that's cuz I had to put on the ketchup and the mustard.
Speaker A
If it was self-service, I wouldn't have to charge as much. But if you want ketchup and mustard, well, then you better listen. This is a deluxe park that I'm running here.
Speaker A
I have to charge that much. The brand demands it. Armbands. Armbands. Armbands. Everything looks good. Everything looks great. Even I think we have some time to run some flyers out.
Speaker A
[Music] Deluxe robbery. No, you guys. You just don't understand. You don't understand marketing. Hello. Yes, it does. Come on down to Toilet Town. Come on down to Toilet Town.
Speaker A
Oop, sorry. Just get a little excited. Where are they putting their money? In my They're They're investing it in my amazing water park. Can I get rid of this?
Speaker A
Rusty Lounger is dirty. Ew. How long has that been there? Oh my god. Jeez.
Speaker A
Please don't. Please don't. Not here. Please. The toilet is right there. We can do it.
Speaker A
I think Johanna did it. How do I clean that? Oh my god. Get out of the pool.
Speaker A
Is this dirty? Oh, he's drowning. He didn't buy a ticket, though. He didn't buy a ticket. Should I Should I let him go?
Speaker A
He's so lucky. He's so lucky I decided to save him. Hello. Ketchup and mustard.
Speaker A
Um um mustard. What do I do with this? Can I throw it at the person who left it?
Speaker A
Can I pick this up and throw it? I should be able to pick that up and throw it.
Speaker A
4hour adult slide pass. Sir, the boo's not so lonely now. It's next to another piece of trash. That's true.
Speaker A
Did you leave this ketchup and mustard? Here you go. Have a nice day. Push him into the I should have the next person to leave that in my in my toilet town.
Speaker A
I guess toilet town just needs more toilets. Look out. Look out. Look out. [Music] All right.
Speaker A
Maybe we can add [Music] another toilet. That's not a lawsuit cuz he has no proof.
Speaker A
He can't prove it. Nobody files a lawsuit and gets away with it. Alive water gun life stand.
Speaker A
Wait, where did we unlock? We unlocked another one. Oh no, we just got another point. Ah, okay. Okay, okay. Modern toilet, durability management, janitor staff. We can hire janitors.
Speaker A
Wait, that's so useful. Sledgehammer upgrade trash vacuum janitor trading and luxury long range taser. Taser and water. That doesn't sound like a very good idea.
Speaker A
A taser at a pool park. A swim park. An amazing idea. We can connect the pools. Can we like extend it? I kind of want to make like a big extend extended pool.
Speaker A
Ew. Ew. Don't do that. E. Ew. Hello, 911. I'd like to report a reptilian shape shifter at my pool park, please.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh gotcha. All right, I'm starting to understand now. Everything is going to get really dirty. Um, I think we should get a bigger pool.
Speaker A
[Music] How do we do that? If I buy another pool, um rotate [Music] Wait, you just hit the expand button.
Speaker A
Wait, I put those back. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Repair your current one. Is it broken?
Speaker A
I thought it was fine. What's wrong with it? What's wrong with it? It's fine. You got to level it up first.
Speaker A
You connect them. [Music] I know it's not a very fun water park. I feel kind of bad.
Speaker A
It's broken. Let's fix it then. Let's fix it. Let's put this over here. We will rotate it like this.
Speaker A
And then we will put this [Music] Wait, [Music] wait. Does that work? [Music] Need a bigger pool.
Speaker A
Got one guide. Dang it. No decoration, no nothing. Wait, I don't want this. Um, how do you undo?
Speaker A
Can you not undo this? Don't dunk. There we go. That's fine. All right. I have to upgrade my What do I have to upgrade?
Speaker A
Increase walk speed. Water gun. I kind of want a water gun cuz these people are nasty.
Speaker A
Oh, no. No. Okay, we're going to upgrade basic pools and we're going to upgrade Oh my god. Cashier step. No, I want Oh god. I want Okay, I want basic pools and then I want park decorations and a lemonade stand.
Speaker A
Yeah, need a star. I am a star. Okay. Um, let me just clean everything one more time.
Speaker A
Everything looks to be pretty clean. Got any grapes? Who's laughing? Is somebody in my Somebody's in my pool.
Speaker A
Welcome to Kmart poster. $100. Wait, can I buy this? No. Um, it's safe to leave hot dogs out overnight. They're fine. They're not actually hot dogs. They're like hot dog by Well, hot dogs are byproduct, aren't they?
Speaker A
What a ripoff. No, it's not. This is a This is a fine looking. What else are you going to do here? Go to Kmart or I don't see any competitors.
Speaker A
[Music] They have no options. They have no options. They have to come to Toilet Town. Toilet town.
Speaker A
Toilet town. [Music] What a beautiful day. All right, let me in here. Let's see.
Speaker A
Let's uh doink. Print some flyers. Wait, can they go into this bucket? [Music] Oh.
Speaker A
Oh, the pool's not musty. It's fine. I just changed the filter. It's good. Trust me. Trust.
Speaker A
Come on down to Toilet Town. Come on down to Toilet Town. Come on down to Toilet Town. Toilet town.
Speaker A
That's what I like to see. We are getting the people in the door early today. Early risers. Early risers deal. Toilet town wants your patriotage.
Speaker A
Yes, sir. Sir. Hello. Hello. Hello. What can I get you? Adult for one. Excuse me, sir. One second.
Speaker A
Hello, sir. What can I get you? Adult 4hour slide pass. Absolutely. Call me right up, sir. Have a fantastic day. May I take your hat, sir? Hello, Cory.
Speaker A
Welcome back. A 4-hour teen slide pass. Absolutely. You have a nice day. There's never trouble in Toilet Town.
Speaker A
Hi, Gate. A team pass for 4 hours. No slide included. That's fine. Here you go, Gage. Have a fantastic day. There's no trouble in Toilet Town.
Speaker A
I don't know how to say your name. Jir. A 4hour senior slide pass. Wait, I have to sell a hot dog. Pardon me.
Speaker A
Have a nice day. Yippee. We have a half star, ladies and gentlemen. [Music] A fine.
Speaker A
Wait, what's wrong? [Music] Oh my god, somebody's got Don't let any guest in. Don't let anybody in. Don't let anybody in. We got to get rid of this. We got to get rid of this problem.
Speaker A
Don't let anybody in. Nobody dies in Toilet Town. Hi, welcome to Toilet Town. 4 hour senior slide pass. Senior slide pass. Oh no. Did you just push through? All right. We don't need that. 4 hour teen slide pass. Teen
Speaker A
slide pass. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Speaker A
Four senior. Oh no. 4our senior slide pass. God, that looks bad. That looks really bad. Oh, sorry, sir.
Speaker A
Nothing to see here. Hi. Sorry about that. 6-hour adult slime. for six hour idol slime for our team.
Speaker A
Mhm. And a for our adult slide. Maybe I should have two pools in case one accidentally gets waited too long.
Speaker A
Shoot. Six adult slime. Six adult slime. What can I get you? Uh, ketchup. There you go.
Speaker A
Plane. See, it's not weird. Plenty of people have plain. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
Speaker A
Having a dry hot dog is perfectly fine and acceptable, especially if you like you steam it. Sorry.
Speaker A
If you steam the buns, you know how they do it at the baseball games. A steamed hot dog.
Speaker A
It just makes it look not great. Oh, stinky. Let me get rid of that.
Speaker A
Uh heads [Music] flame. Take this. Oh, now you want mustard. You are a pain in Oh my god.
Speaker A
Get in the pool. Time is money. This is just This is just [Music] Have a nice day, sir.
Speaker A
It's It's right in front of these people. This isn't stressful. This is This is being a business owner.
Speaker A
Um, what do I have to do? I got to clean up this puddle of filth.
Speaker A
[Music] Sorry, we need staff and fast. She's fine. I think we should go look upgrades.
Speaker A
Oh god, out of order. That's not good. [Music] Who walks in front of a swinging hammer?
Speaker A
Oh, you would be surprised. You would be entirely surprised. Thank god we've only had one brown emergency.
Speaker A
One smelly, stinky doodoo emergency. Uh 4-hour teen slide mask. Just slide mass. We don't We don't need the competitors writing up bad reviews cuz of Toilet Town. Oh, I can see it now. I can see the headlines now. Oh, Toilet
Speaker A
Town living up to its name. Toilet Town living up to live surely living up to its name. It's like photos taken from some of these like high-rise buildings spying in on my Uh-oh. Dookie alert. Uh-oh. This is a
Speaker A
bad thing. It's a terrible thing for business. Oh jeez. Oh god. Oh. [Music] Oh, we need um another shower.
Speaker A
It's good public. It is good publicity. That's true. That's true. It is good publicity. We go for the shock value, right?
Speaker A
[Music] Oh god, we need hot dogs. Wait, I need to build another shower. [Music] Six hour adult. Six hour adult, right? No such thing as bad publicity.
Speaker A
Especially in the the world of growing business. This is anything is fantastic. Anything anybody is willing to give us is fantastic.
Speaker A
That's a negative star for service. Hello. Who are you? What a fantastic question. Style points.
Speaker A
Oh no. Hot dog. You think he'll live? He'll live. I got to buy some hot dogs.
Speaker A
Hang on, Brody. Hang on, Brody. I got you, champ. What? Stellar service. Well, one thing they cannot mark me down for is slow service.
Speaker A
He's fine. A pass for 4 hours. A team pass for 4 hours. team. Truly the service. Yes.
Speaker A
How was the service? Oh, it was it was Yes. There was one overworked employee. Uh patrons kept drowning, but that's not the fault of the one employee. No, no, no. It's the employee/owner. No, you you can tell that they are trying their very
Speaker A
best. Oh god, I didn't finish building that. The service was fast but not good. My service is impeccable. What do you want on it in plane? Here you go, weirdo.
Speaker A
May I take your hat? Sorry, wrong job, sir. 6 hours senior. 6 hours senior slide pass. I like seeing the seniors use the slide pass.
Speaker A
There might be a cleanliness issue if they have incontinents. Incontinents. Uh, let me fix that.
Speaker A
No, I don't wish to ride it. But you know what? That's fine. A brown streak down the slide. You laugh. You think it's gross, but it's a genuine concern. Listen, if you can't handle genuine concerns of loading a a
Speaker A
water park, this is the wrong business for you. You got to be able to get down with the the dirty, the nittygritty, the nasty, dirty job. Someone's got to do it and whatnot.
Speaker A
Clean it, fish. Whoa. Whoa. language. [Music] [Music] Is there a line for a hot dog? There is.
Speaker A
What do you want on it? Just get it yourself. We're going to work on the honesty system. We're going to start. We're going to have a little a little tiny bucket. little teeny tiny bucket. This is just This is too much. This is too
Speaker A
much. This is too much. Put the Put the fries in the bag. Why don't we sell like teeny tiny little All right. 16 visitors slipped, 10 visitors got injured, six wanted more decorations, and five had poor service.
Speaker A
50% satisfaction. That's higher than last time, right? Maybe I need staff. Okay. Well, I think we have eight points to spend.
Speaker A
So, I'm excited. You volunteer. Honestly, I will take volunteers at this point. We need We need hands.
Speaker A
All hands on deck. Clean it. You freaky fish. You fish freak. Yes, sir. Right away.
Speaker A
Ew. I'm using the same sponge on the toilets as I'm using on the pool as I'm using on the chairs.
Speaker A
That's not very cleanly, is it? No. No. No. You call hot dog stand. All right. But as long as you're not sampling the product.
Speaker A
Let's do a quick Let's do a quick clean up here. All right, looking pretty good.
Speaker A
Then we'll go ahead and fix this. I'm so excited to get some new flooring in.
Speaker A
All right, the park. She's looking good as new. Yeah. Okay, let's spend some points.
Speaker A
[Music] No, I need one star. Oh, I need to have a one star. Oh, okay. We need a one star park and then we can use all of these.
Speaker A
We need to sell four more tickets. So, by tomorrow we'll easily have our one star. Oh, there's a randomized character.
Speaker A
All right. All right. All right. Uh, button button up. Yeah, it's like a like a like a the manager.
Speaker A
Hello. I'm the manager and the janitor and and the contractor and the maintenance man. It's pretty good. Why do I look like that?
Speaker A
Why do I look like a zombie? [Music] How do I get out of first person? Change camera. V.
Speaker A
Oh, [Music] all right. Hi. Hi. I work here. Hello. Hello. I work here. Paul Building Company.
Speaker A
Oh, this is good. Oh, this is great. Excellent. Uh, all right. Well, I think we can close and open for the next day. Yeah.
Speaker A
Okay. Another fine day full of Another fine day of fine day. [Music] I don't think I'm going to run flyers today. I think I'm just going to let the people come in. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. Uh, what else can you buy from
Speaker A
here though? [Music] Okay. Like a inflatable. Ooh, like inflatable pool animals. Like a shark.
Speaker A
Another research point, baby. Come on, money. Come on, big money. Enrique. Uh, eight hour teen slide pass.
Speaker A
Why shoplifting? I paid for that. I don't [Music] Why a shark? That' be fun.
Speaker A
[Music] Giant rubber ducky. Surely we're going to be able to buy the properties next door cuz how am I going to fit all the toilet bowls at toilet town?
Speaker A
[Music] Two more tickets. Two more tickets. Let's go get those tickets so we can level up.
Speaker A
Yeah, toilet town. Hello, ma'am. What? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I just let a criminal in. I enticed a criminal. I said, "Come on down." They said "Okay." Uh, 4hour adult slide pass coming right up Roy.
Speaker A
One more ticket. 6 hour adult slide pass. 6 hour adult slide pass. Yes. Yes.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. For our adult slide pass for Remy. Uh, Ray, not to be confused with our friend Roy Senior slide pass. Yes. Here you go.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Okay, guys. We are We are officially level two. [Music] I'm so excited. Let's go buy some points. Okay, I think we have time.
Speaker A
time. I think we have time. Yes. Oh my god, we have nine points we can spend. Okay.
Speaker A
Yes. Um, what else do I want? Oh, I want this. I want this. Style equals profit. Yes.
Speaker A
Um, maintenance. Basic toilets, bigger pockets. Now you have five of them. Bigger trash bag. Basic toilets.
Speaker A
um [Music] for fun or wet revenge. But it also means I have to keep it in my inventory.
Speaker A
Tips: Get bonus cash from visitors at the end of the day. Every smile counts.
Speaker A
A pockets. Oh, pockets actually. Yeah, that's useful. Four basic toilets. Paintbrush. I use that instead actually. And we have three water guns. Sure. Basic slides.
Speaker A
Oh yeah, big upgrades. Um um I've lost my train of thought. Everybody in the pool.
Speaker A
No staff. Did I miss one? Do they have like a staff offering? [Music] All right, let's see what we can build now.
Speaker A
We can build a lemonade stand. [Music] [Music] and an umbrella. Oh god, the people they are drowning.
Speaker A
What is that? Ew. Is that algae? Ew. Thank you. Come in. Have a nice day.
Speaker A
This is a hazard. How do I clean the pool filter? How do I stop going down this slide?
Speaker A
Why do I put hot dogs near the toilet? Because um otherwise they're going to I mean it doesn't matter because they still leave I still left excrement in front of my hot dog stand. So, I guess it doesn't
Speaker A
really matter. Where's my water gun? Decoration means tips, and tips means happy customers. And happy customers means more money in my pocket.
Speaker A
We can build. Oh my god, it's amazing. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker A
Can we expand this one? Money money money money. Semi-ircular pool. Grand dive platform. We didn't unlock tips. Oh, that Yeah, that's a good point. That's okay. We're We're ready for next time. Maybe I should wait for the park to be closed.
Speaker A
Oh god, the people are dying. What's wrong? The people are dying. Saba, the people are drowning.
Speaker A
Hello. A 4hour adult slide pass. Yes. Have a good time. If you need to relieve yourself, please make sure it lands in the Oh god, that's that's He just broke his neck. There's no way he didn't break something.
Speaker A
[Music] Okay, at top left there's like circular meters. The cleanliness is not doing so great. Oh my god, I forgot we have to buy lemonade.
Speaker A
Welcome to lemons. Did that say $40? All right. How do I do this? Here you go.
Speaker A
What do you mean? All right. [Music] What do you What do you mean? But they wanted ice. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Speaker A
I want lemonade. [Music] Ice cold lemonade. I don't like ice in my drinks. I feel like it takes away from the I wish to not ride this.
Speaker A
[Music] $12 for lemonade. [Music] Well, at least that means I'll make my money back. So, you guys got to count how many cups of lemonade I sell so I can make sure I can write it down in the
Speaker A
books. Ah, in me books. $12 for lemonade. How much was the hot dog again? Like six bucks. No, it was $10 for a hot dog.
Speaker A
Somebody has Everybody out of the water. Everybody out of the water. We've got a level 10 stink situation. Everybody out of the water.
Speaker A
Hole is out of service. That's just disgusting. Oh, now look what you've done. Oh, we got to I got to pick that up. Oh, I can't pick it up. I need another trash bag to pick up my trash bag. This is
Speaker A
humiliating. Oh god. Oh god. It went everywhere. Ew. Where is it? Where is it?
Speaker A
That's That's disgusting. That's fell. [Music] I think everything is fine though. So far so good. You thieved. $12. The people are buying.
Speaker A
If I'm It's not my fault. It's the old man's fault. Who runs Kmart? Old man Kmart's charging me $40 for a bag of lemons. I got to go to Costco and get it for like, I don't know, $12.98 or
Speaker A
so. 48% satisfaction, but our bad reviews are way down. That's great. I'll take that. You know what? There's always going to be bad reviews.
Speaker A
You're always going to have bad reviews. You know what? I bet it's a shmear campaign.
Speaker A
There's another water park trying to set up around here. They're sending in spies. Shmear campaign spies. They're writing writing bad reviews about me. I know it. I know it. I just know it.
Speaker A
They're somewhere in the rooftops, aren't they? They're watching us, guys. They're going to write bad reviews. I know it. I just know it.
Speaker A
[Music] Don't believe them. Don't believe them. Don't let them get away with controlling your mind.
Speaker A
Ma'am, how's it? I guess she just lives here now. Repair. Repair. Boink boink boink.
Speaker A
Sabotage. [Music] Be careful. All righty. Just test testing the uh Yep. All right. Works.
Speaker A
Working as intended. Boink boink. Why don't I do a campaign back? I'm too busy.
Speaker A
I'm much too busy. If I can design my own billboard, maybe. Toilet town is the best water park. Do not believe the other park saying otherwise because no staff. What do we have?
Speaker A
Uh-huh. All right. Well, [Music] we have three tips. Tips could be good. Lifstand ring. I don't think we need the lifand ring. cashier. I think we should buy this.
Speaker A
I think we're going to I think we're going to do this. Oh god. Okay. All right. It's time we start staffing. We start growing Toilet Town's population two. Population two.
Speaker A
Pick your new staff member and bring them on board. You have to pay them daily, but they keep the park running smoothly most of the time. Sometimes they take breaks and when they do their work simply stops. Okay.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Um [Music] All right. We need more hot dogs. We need more I don't think we need more lemonade.
Speaker A
[Music] Jump scare a pedestrian with a job application. I only need one person though. I don't want to unless I start putting out interest. I got interest going. Intrigue. Oh, did you hear Toilet Town's hiring?
Speaker A
Oh, you mean that new up and cominging totally awesome water park that needs upgrading? I just remembered.
Speaker A
I think I'm going to do something drastic. How much does this cost? 200. We have 390.
Speaker A
Um, 150. 200 + 150 is 350. [Music] Do we have enough for a new slide and a new I think we do. My math says we do.
Speaker A
My math said I did. Oh, wait. You get money. Destruction. Get money. Get money. Get money.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh, that is what I am talking about. That's what I like to see.
Speaker A
Wait, what do you mean it's too big? [Music] Huh? I'm in the way. You're standing in it, Bozo.
Speaker A
[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Yeah. [Music] I don't want. Wait. Yes, we should have this. We have enough. We have enough. We have enough. Amazing. Amazing.
Speaker A
It's amazing. That's a bad idea. Let's put this here. Yeah. Decorations. Utility decorations. How much for this? Wait, what? What is that?
Speaker A
A tree. A bench. It's just another thing I have to clean, isn't it? Typical. All right.
Speaker A
Um, I actually want to get rid of this chair. This is fine cuz then I can Yes. Yes.
Speaker A
Okay. Blink. Blink. Blink. Cleaning gives XP. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's true. So, we need things to clean.
Speaker A
If I flip the stance, then I have to run around to the other side and be like, "Hello, how are you? How may I help you?" But currently, as it is, I just have to run up to here and be like,
Speaker A
"Hello, how may I help you?" "Hello, how may I help you?" What does it look like from the front?
Speaker A
I see. Moist simulator moisture. Are there any more? [Music] Um, basic lounger. When do I unlock the basic lounger, do you think? Two star. I want it.
Speaker A
Garbage buddy. Snack vending machine. Oh, that sounds fun. A clean cabin, a drink vending machine, a luxury shower, a royal lounger, an ice cream stand, executive bin. It's just a trash bin, buddy. Like, what was there to be so
Speaker A
slides pool? The tenuts mirror pool. That sounds fancy. Ceruan hollow pool. Tower board. Granite gorge, the Aulan balloon pool, a high dive.
Speaker A
We are going to have so many on park injuries. It's going to be crazy. What do you mean poor?
Speaker A
Little bit. Just a little bit. Just a tiny little bit. Do another one here. And then we're going to do another one here. Yeah, that'll this will work great. And then we can just sell it if we don't want
Speaker A
anymore. It's perfect. It's great. Oh, what a lovely day to work here. I love this.
Speaker A
Blink blink. Oh, wait. I should move them closer. Hold on. Can I move these or do I have to destroy them?
Speaker A
I can move them. [Music] You know what? For ease, I'm just going to line these up like this. Like a real hotel. A real hotel has them all lined up.
Speaker A
Stacks like sardines in a can. Also, I think we can buy this buy this property here and then buy this property here.
Speaker A
Yes. [Music] Wait, I think I'm going to move the toilets [Music] in the very back here.
Speaker A
And then food is going to go here. Yeah. Can I upgrade this floor? How do I use the Does anybody know how to the We have a paint roller. I don't remember the paint roller directions.
Speaker A
[Music] painting. It's a tool. Oh, it's a tool. [Music] It's a tool. It's unlimited.
Speaker A
That's amazing. I was nervous they were going to make you refill your water gun.
Speaker A
[Music] Hey, this $5. Oh my god. Oh, this is like the first game I've played like this. Have I ever told you that?
Speaker A
This is like my first Painter Simulator game, I think. I don't think you could do this with the fast food simulator game.
Speaker A
Ter territory. What is territory mean? Territory. I've never played house flipper. No, I've never played that before. Is this what it's like?
Speaker A
[Music] What can I paint with this? Territory means third. Ah. Primary, secondary territory territory, territory. This is the first time I've ever seen this word in my entire life. This is the first time.
Speaker A
Material. How much does this cost? Can I paint the items? Paint $5. Wait. [Music] Why I painted brown?
Speaker A
We know [Music] material. I I didn't want it to be brown. We don't wait. It's like layering on the roller.
Speaker A
Oh, ter tertiary. That's embarrassing. What if we do it like this? Or should everything be brown?
Speaker A
I think everything should be brown. [Music] That's red. [Music] Don't worry, it's only $5.
Speaker A
I'll never be able to tell when this is dirty now. What a terrible idea.
Speaker A
Fantastic investment. [Music] Wait, if I can't tell if it's dirty, that means nobody can tell if it's dirty.
Speaker A
Good luck with that shmear campaign now. [Music] [Music] We're out of money. I spent it all.
Speaker A
Oh, this is horrible. Horribly fantastic. Um, where do you use the material? Do you have to unlock using material or is it like uh wait, how much can I paint? Can I paint this too? I can paint this too. Can I
Speaker A
paint this? No. Okay, we need to research to change the floor. I can paint this. Are you kidding me? Oh my god. Wait, can I customize the sign?
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. We need I need I need money.
Speaker A
Tushiary. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like the splanky music, too. [Music] All right, I think I'm ready. Another day, another dollar, another clock of seagulls. It's perfect.
Speaker A
They're attracted to the pool park. It's working. [Music] Um, before we open though, I am going to move the trash bin.
Speaker A
All right. All righty. Uh, yeah. Okay. [Music] Ah, what a fantastic day. [Music] What is this building? How do I hire somebody?
Speaker A
How do I get rid of the seagulls? Everybody get down. [Music] Um 8 hour.
Speaker A
Wow. They are they are really slide past team six hour. How do I hire somebody again? Do I just go up to them and ask?
Speaker A
Um, for our adults. For our adult. Nobody wants food, do they? Hab. [Music] No.
Speaker A
You press tab. Lemonade with eyes. [Music] Let me get these customers out of the way first. For our senior slide pass.
Speaker A
Senior slide path. Enjoy the brand new upgraded pool. Yes, Fernando for our teen. [Music] Six hour senior slime pass. Six hour senior slime pass. Here you go.
Speaker A
[Music] We have a poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mark. Mop of poop. All right. Lemonade with ice coming right up.
Speaker A
What? [Music] I don't understand what he wanted. I gave him exactly what he wanted for our adult slide pass for our our friend.
Speaker A
Sorry. What? What? What? I have a wrong ticket type. 4 hour tea. What did I do?
Speaker A
Did I offend them? Oh, 6 hour miles. Sorry, I charged you for the wrong amount. Sorry. Sorry. For our teen slide bass, I'm sorry. It's a bit chaotic here.
Speaker A
There it is. There it is. Hey. Uh, has anybody seen the little life ring?
Speaker A
[Music] or our team. I don't have enough time to hire somebody. Somebody's drowning. It's not about them.
Speaker A
Both. Yeah. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait. Hire Finnegan. $200 a day.
Speaker A
[Music] Not enough money. [Music] Okay. Okay. I'm excited. We have to go meet our very first member of staff. $200 a day. Are you kidding me?
Speaker A
They love it. The people love it. They love it so much. Oh, I'm so proud of this park.
Speaker A
I have to go meet my first um staff member. Oops. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Hi.
Speaker A
Jake, I'm paying you how much to stand there? Get up. I'm not paying you to sleep there, that's for sure.
Speaker A
All right, Jake. I want one ticket, please. One senior slide pass for eight hours.
Speaker A
200 a day is $73,000 salary. Dang, that's not bad. Lemonade. Okay. [Music] Jake had a heart attack cuz he met the boss for the first time. Scared him so bad.
Speaker A
Senñor got a repair. They're having so much fun. That's awesome. Whoa. $10. I thought I charged him more.
Speaker A
I thought that said $35 for a hot dog. Why brown? Boil it down. Wait, this is so much more manageable now.
Speaker A
How do you get rid of seagulls, though? Hello. Would you like a hot dog?
Speaker A
I have to we have to get enough money. Ah, well, um, I want to paint I want to paint the toilet town sign brown as well, so people know what they're getting into when they come into the park. Smelly guest
Speaker A
where you stink [Music] stinky. [Music] Mhm. Right. We're going to Oh, sorry. Excuse me. Dirt and damage. Yes. Don't worry. I am I am I am on top of this.
Speaker A
I wonder if you don't even need showers if you are willing to clean your your guests yourself. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker A
Dragging the trash to the pool is unsanitary. Hey, listen. You're not the boss here, buddy.
Speaker A
[Music] raise your certification. Are you on the board? Are you board certified? Then I don't want to hear it. Not another word out of you.
Speaker A
Yeah. Not yet. Is that a threat? Oh, when I'm certified, I'm coming back here.
Speaker A
You'll be hearing from me, fish. you. There is a bin, ma'am. There is a bin all the way on the other side. Right there. It's literally in your line of sight if you were to open your eyes.
Speaker A
Right there. Right there. Right there. [Music] Too far to walk. [Music] Okay, we have to clean.
Speaker A
Oh, I see. Okay, so wait, where's my mop? Where's my mop? Job's done. Repaired building.
Speaker A
Wait, how do we take care of Jake? Or is that just does he like What does he need? His timer's going down.
Speaker A
Is he going to ask me for a raise? Is he going to ask me for health benefits?
Speaker A
[Music] Look out, lady. pain in mind. [Music] What do you mean? Why me? Isn't that toxic? I'm removing criminals. You didn't pay for that.
Speaker A
Which means Jake isn't doing his job. Jake's not doing his job. And I already paid him.
Speaker A
[Music] Um, spread love with a water gun. Just like spray people. [Music] Oh, somebody wants a hot dog.
Speaker A
[Music] Both. [Music] Why is she sleeping there? [Music] Seven visitors had disgust thought why 55%.
Speaker A
But tired of waiting. I need another toilet. We need to unlock tipping. All right.
Speaker A
Can do. [Music] Terrible. Terrible. Did you do this? [Music] Very funny. Get out of my park.
Speaker A
Yeah. Don't come back. Come on. Come on. Get out of here. Go home. [Music] How do we get um I saw it in here with teeny tiny little blob. There it is.
Speaker A
Oh no. Is it bugged? Maybe it's it's probably fine. Ah, it's fine. The Dukester.
Speaker A
Oh, drain the pool. Like a big bathtub. Ah yes. You would think filled with dog doodoo.
Speaker A
No, no, no. Filled with human doodoo. filled with adult baby doodoo because can't just can't just can't do it themselves. Can they?
Speaker A
Is that Jake? [Music] You live here now? I guess he lives here now, right?
Speaker A
[Music] We need another trash bin. And we need another toilet. Like for sure, 100%.
Speaker A
[Music] Jake's our roommate now, I guess. So, okay. Another toilet. [Music] And that also means [Music] Yeah, [Music] it looks Yep. That cost me 20 bucks.
Speaker A
$20. [Music] Oh, that's how it works. [Music] Oh, so you choose your color and then the material. I see.
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh, that is really easy to spend a lot of money. Okay, [Music] I need enough money to to to to hire this guy so we can't spend any more money. We are banned from spending any more money.
Speaker A
Let's [Music] say we don't need this. We only need. All right. I think that's all we can do.
Speaker A
We just need to hope that more smelly guests come in. Still need to pay Jake.
Speaker A
I already paid him. Is that why he's hanging around? Is that why you're loitering?
Speaker A
[Music] Um, manage higher. Jeez. Park staff precision efficiency. So, he's not very efficient, but he's very precise.
Speaker A
[Music] All right. All right. Weather, balance, bank, ads. Oh my god. It's incredible. [Music] Does this cost money? It does. It does.
Speaker A
That's unfortunate. Ticket price. Yes. Wait. No. Yes. Just these cost just um um bigger trash bags. No, that's fine.
Speaker A
I just got to get paid. He'll get paid. He's fine. He's fine. I just Maybe I could dress him up in a Toilet Town ma mascot suit so he can go outside and spread the exciting excitement for Toilet Town.
Speaker A
[Music] I'm going to save these cuz the rest of these cost money. Money that I do not have.
Speaker A
[Music] Paint the town brown. [Music] Morning Jake. [Music] Have I paid him? What would the mascot look like?
Speaker A
The emoji. Obviously, the poop emoji. It's so marketable. It's so marketable. And then that way if people see it, god forbid they see it while they're enjoying their stay, they won't be so put off by it cuz they'll be like,
Speaker A
"Look, it's the mascot." Wow. Incredible. I need to restock. Welcome to You know what, Jake?
Speaker A
Listen. You want to be a part of something great? Then you're going to have to get you.
Speaker A
You know, your pay is going to go towards the betterment of Toilet Town and then in the future when Toilet Town. Jake, what are you doing?
Speaker A
Okay. Did you see what I mean, though? We got to come. We got to work together.
Speaker A
Come together. Work together. And then you get paid. Yes. [Music] Wait. Beach bomb. Wonder what we're supposed to do with this building.
Speaker A
Look, I'm trying my best [Music] lemonade. So far so good. Day What day is this?
Speaker A
Day seven. It's our first week. I'd say we have a very successful week. [Music] What does spread the love with water gun mean?
Speaker A
[Music] Oh, just like make them happy. Oh, I'm sorry, man. We need to get you like uh we need to go to Universal for the Halloween thing and they have a do not scare me badge. That's what we need.
Speaker A
Do not You're at a water park. You're going to get wet. Uh I'm going to be at a water park, but I don't want to get wet.
Speaker A
Anybody? Yeah. There we go. Oh, I see. You just got to warm them up to it.
Speaker A
Yeah. I get them real one. The ladies love it. You like that? Come on, tell me you like it. Yeah, you like it. You like it?
Speaker A
Yeah, you like it. [Music] Come on. Come on. Come on. Yes, she likes it.
Speaker A
Oh god, nobody get in the pool. Algae cuz it's a mess. [Music] I know. They say it's a rusty filter, but it literally looks like dirt.
Speaker A
Dirt and gucka and like skin. Skin and general chunkage. Yeah. Where are the stinky people?
Speaker A
How am I supposed to level up without my stinky people? Did I take away the showers?
Speaker A
They blend in. Look in the mirror. A and go get food, lady. They're doing the yikes face like yikes.
Speaker A
That's a yikes. Oh no. [Music] You literally walked into that. It's cringe. No, it's fine. It's fine.
Speaker A
I've never heard such things in my life. [Music] Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Lemonade. with ice lemonade.
Speaker A
Yeah. When did the stinkers spawn in? [Music] $12 for lemonade. You bet. [Music] Stop saying bottom right. I had to check and make sure you weren't being serious.
Speaker A
I wasn't getting offensive offended for no reason. No. I mean, seriously, when do they when do they spawn in? I can't level up if they don't spawn in.
Speaker A
Too long for a hot dog. H. [Music] Sigh. No stinkers in sight. Our rusty lounger is broken. Not for long.
Speaker A
Yeah. Should we delete the showers? Um, I'll delete the showers for the next day.
Speaker A
I almost just hit a guest. Break the showers. I'm going to actually I'm going to No, I'm not. I can't. I I can't. I can't. I can't.
Speaker A
There you go. Yes. Jake is on his break for hours senior pass. Oh god, I forgot how to do this.
Speaker A
Jake. Jake. Can I beat my employees? 6 hour team. Okay. [Music] Oh, where' the glove go? You are You are some lucky that that glove despawned in the in the wall somewhere.
Speaker A
He's so lucky. There you are. All right, go get him. Um, let's break the shower.
Speaker A
Let's break the shower. No more stinky time. [Music] Leave trash around to increase the stinkiness. I thought they showed up stinky, but maybe not.
Speaker A
Mustard. Oh, imagine this. The odor of this park on a hot day. It's 95° in the middle of summer.
Speaker A
Nobody's changed the garbage or the porta potties in several hours. a stitch. I keep seeing you guys talk about the lemonade price.
Speaker A
$11 for a lemonade. Guess how much I bought the lemons for. Lemon. I think I hear a criminal.
Speaker A
[Music] Must $40. $40 for lemons. Of course, I got to make my money back.
Speaker A
I was like one time I did a lemonade stand when I was a when I was a young and of course my my mother bought all the ingredients for me because I did not have any money of my own and I thought
Speaker A
this is fun. Oh my god. Got to make lemonade and cookies and I had a very successful lemonade stand and I've been yay. This is great. And then my mother turned to me and said, "All right, pay the tax man now."
Speaker A
Huh? Well, what do you mean? I had to pay back all that it cost to make the lemonade stand.
Speaker A
So, all whatever the ingredients cost, I had to pay back or the loan. Pay back the bank loan or so.
Speaker A
Ah, lesson learned. Thank your mother. $24 in tips. That's not bad. Not bad. [Music] She didn't charge interest, so that was nice of her.
Speaker A
And I have a special recipe for like cookies or for lemonade. I'm pretty sure it was just countrytime lemonade from a from a jar, like powdered country time lemonade.
Speaker A
[Music] And then I'm pretty sure we just made Toll House cookies, which by the way is like the best cookie. If you want to make like genuine good American chocolate chip cookies, then I recommend the Toll House. Toll
Speaker A
House cookies are pretty dang good. The Toll House recipe [Music] And you can make a toll house chip witch where you make two chocolate chip cookies and then you put a scoop of ice cream in the middle, whatever ice cream
Speaker A
that you want. Um, and then you roll the the the sandwich cookie sandwich with mini chocolate chips and then you have yourself a chip witch. You got to freeze it though. Oh, it's so good. Oh, it's so delicious. Oh, it's so yummy.
Speaker A
Uh, I'm going to clean up a little bit around. I kind of want to I want to take the garbage out.
Speaker A
Do I know about ice cream chur? Um, yes. Can I make this from here?
Speaker A
No. No. How's Jake doing? Good. He's pacing back and forth. Um, we need more smelly people.
Speaker A
Basic toilets. I think I think we need this and this [Music] and that. Beautiful. Amazing. Fantastic.
Speaker A
Can we build better facilities? Yes. All right, everybody say goodbye to these Send out flyers for stinky people.
Speaker A
Stinky people get a $5 discount and a free hot dog. Discounted entry and a free hot dog.
Speaker A
No, my house. [Music] Look, I'm building you a brand new house. [Music] there. [Music] Wait, is it are these the ones you can like extend?
Speaker A
Look, now there's a sink in here. [Music] Thank you for wishing me the best of luck.
Speaker A
I'm going to have a fivestar park. Absolutely. Whoops. First 12 hours stream is this freaking game. First 12 hours SA stream is a [Music] n well no well maybe [Music] Okay.
Speaker A
Oh, that's right. We only need this and this can go down. Okay. I think we're ready.
Speaker A
Toilets check. Trash bins check. Bool check. Everything check. Everything is good. Everything is great. What else do we need? Anything else? Can we upgrade anything else? No, we have no more. We need stinky people. Right. Right. Right.
Speaker A
Right. Right. Right. Wait. We have one more point. Let me see if we can spend one more point.
Speaker A
No. [Music] Maybe chairs. Should we upgrade our chairs? I think chair upgrade is pretty good. No showers yet cuz I need these stinky people to come in here.
Speaker A
Wait, what did I say? Basic showers park. And then we Can you hire? You guys missed Ques though.
Speaker A
Does he come back? Can you hire him? [Music] $50. Sheesh. [Music] Oh my god. Can I still hire? Wait. Wait.
Speaker A
Maybe I can't afford. I can't afford Jake if we have that. Oh no. Add more food stalls. Does that make you more money? Yes, it does. Wait. Um.
Speaker A
Okay. Um. Um. [Music] 300. He gets paid at the end. Oh, [Music] okay. I need to buy hot dogs, lemonade as well. Sorry. Excuse me. Hi to me.
Speaker A
Welcome to the game. We are running very low on funds. Oh, this is terrible. Oh jeez.
Speaker A
Fish lady makes me happy. A me. Welcome to Kmart. Me the fish freak. Maybe plant a wall for bathroom separation towards the food. You type that in. in all capitals, which tells me that that's a personal request. Are you
Speaker A
grossed out? Is it sickening? Does it make you gag? Let's see who else we can hire.
Speaker A
[Music] Dominic Orion Wilder Xavier Braxton. Pretty [Music] happy with our boy Jake here. He seems to be doing a pretty good job. I spend the money to make the money. You know, that's very true.
Speaker A
[Music] Incredibly true. All right. [Music] I think we're ready for a new day. [Music] Capitalism ho.
Speaker A
[Music] If I take these flyers, [Music] [Music] okay, sorry. Come on down to Come on down to Toilet Town.
Speaker A
Toilet town wants your patriotage. Yes, we know it. You love it. We love you, fellow town citizens.
Speaker A
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. [Music] She thinks she really doesn't want Okay, [Music] pick it up, Jake.
Speaker A
Bring me the stinky people. [Music] Use the hammer and make them regret it. You know what? Actually, I'm going to have a I'm going to use my own slide.
Speaker A
It's been a while since I went. I don't think I've tried this slide yet.
Speaker A
[Applause] Fantastic. [Music] Skyler's panicking. Why do I need to do that? Stink. Stink. Stink. Stink. Stink.
Speaker A
Stink. Stink. Nice. Nice. We got a stinker. We got a real stinker on our hands here.
Speaker A
Nice 360. [Music] My god, this is great. I can breathe again. Lemonade. [Music] A dog.
Speaker A
Money. We need another hot dog stand. Oh my god. Roy is waiting for Stinker. Stinker.
Speaker A
Stinker. 12:00. Oh my god, it's amazing. Oh my god, it's amazing. That was literally your fault.
Speaker A
[Music] Should I go advertise more? We are selling so much lemonade today. [Music] Oh.
Speaker A
Huh? Pick the shirt off to celebrate the stream. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. [Music] Cheaters where?
Speaker A
Get out my pool. [Music] I didn't notice any [Music] got naked just to enjoy your stream.
Speaker A
Saba, what do I say to that? All right. No, I see wristbands on everybody.
Speaker A
Good for you. Hey, man. As long as you're comfortable. Some people have to get nude to use the toilet. So, [Music] who am I to judge?
Speaker A
[Music] Toilet cleaning time. [Music] Have you seen how much money we made? [Music] When we close today, we are adding two more hot dog stands.
Speaker A
And I'm just going to stand here and sling gizzies all day. [Music] I think we need a medic.
Speaker A
Her bird just passed out. He just passed out. Hot dog was so good. It gave him It clogged his arteries instantly.
Speaker A
Gave him a heart attack instantly. [Music] [Music] More cheaters. I haven't noticed any. Usually they have the little evil moment.
Speaker A
Red shorts. That's Roy. Roy paid. No, they're both fine. They're both They're They're good.
Speaker A
There's three. Hit the people count. Six plus three. Wait, that's what that means? [Music] I have to say, I think it's plus three from advertising cuz if they have a wristband on, that means that they paid.
Speaker A
Unless Jake is secretly giving away entry bands, in which case he will no longer be working here at What is this place called? Toilet town.
Speaker A
I was going to call it the toilet towers. Oh my god. We have to get two matching slides. Sir, you need to get out of the water. We're going to call them the toilet towers or bowel towel towers. No, we need
Speaker A
toilet towers. We have a lot of work to do. There's only one cheater in the park now. No, I'm pretty sure that's [Music] I'm thinking that's from me earlier.
Speaker A
16 slide pass. Four senior slide pass. Senior slide pass. [Music] Eight senior slide pass. All right.
Speaker A
[Music] M yummy. [Music] Amazing. Amazing. Skippy toilet. [Music] I wonder if this game will let you do stuff like that to get I don't know. Plus, you walked into it.
Speaker A
What kind of points would that give you? Appeal to the young people. Ew. [Music] We've made $1 million.
Speaker A
Yep. Amazing. Put a dispenser. A [Music] uh [Music] Need billions of fish dollars. One fishillion dollars.
Speaker A
We'll put that there. Bringing your own food into my park. [Music] I don't think you're allowed to bring your own food to like real water parks.
Speaker A
Are you allowed to? I think you're not supposed to. [Music] Shoot. I just said that skyhigh. Dang it.
Speaker A
I don't even know where the other one went. Oh no. Some places to have a nice picnic area.
Speaker A
Yeah. And some places have um you can like barbecue. Bring your own barbecue. [Music] Low hygiene 66%.
Speaker A
Our good reviews are heavily outweighing the bad reviews, but I still need stinkers to come in so I can get to a two and a half star.
Speaker A
Yeah. outdoorsy ones with uh like benches and grills you can use. There's even like hotels that have outdoor areas like that, like uh go to a hotel and use the grill. Has anybody done that before?
Speaker A
Have you gone to a hotel with your family or on your own and and used the communial barbecue?
Speaker A
Yes. [Music] [Music] I've never used that before. I just figured it was there for decoration.
Speaker A
Surely no people actually use that. But I guess I'm incorrect. Hell Divers has dragons now.
Speaker A
Jeez. Oh, yeah. There was an update like today. [Music] Fly dragons. A Why did I lose money?
Speaker A
How much money did Jake need? All right. Well, we have enough. I'm going to buy more.
Speaker A
[Music] $15 per day. $10 per day. I don't know what that means. Hell Divers 2 would be amazing to stream.
Speaker A
Um, I'm going to do lemonade. Wait, should I remove Do you need hot dogs and lemonade or does hot dog and lemonade are they both like technically refreshment?
Speaker A
Oh, wait. First hunger. No, they're separate. Okay, never mind. Yeah, you need both. Liberty.
Speaker A
Um, [Music] a swim up hot dog stand. Put it like here. [Music] Can you fit this here?
Speaker A
[Music] I'm going to make a food court. [Music] Wait, why is this? [Music] [Music] I think I need to hire somebody else to work one of these.
Speaker A
[Music] We have research points. Okay, we have four research points. Upgrade hammer. No. Um, what do we need?
Speaker A
Basic showers and all. Puddle highlight makes puddles easier to spot. Attractions. Your guests will wait in longer lines.
Speaker A
[Music] I don't feel like I need any of these upgrades. Get a janitor. Oh, wait. I do. In order to do Okay, I see. I I understand.
Speaker A
Whoopsie. I understand. I get it. Sorry. Haha. I understand. I was like, I don't need these. I'll just unlock later. I see the lines here now.
Speaker A
Yes, I get it. Visitor patience. Goodbye. I need to buy hot dogs. Oh, we need so many hot dogs.
Speaker A
Welcome to Kmart. Welcome to Kmart. [Music] This will surely attract guests who love to eat.
Speaker A
[Music] The sweet smell of chlorine. and hot dog water. Welcome to Kmart. Got to make so much money tomorrow. It's going to be crazy. I have no money to hire a new person.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh no, we don't have enough. We have enough. No, I don't have enough. Shoot.
Speaker A
No, I can only have one. [Music] 27 and 92 or um [Music] gizzy bath water.
Speaker A
Maybe for like April Fools we could fill the pool with hot dog water. It would be it would be an amazing social media marketing campaign. It would go crazy on the on the the the Tik Toks, guys. It
Speaker A
would go crazy. [Music] Well, I guess um this is a bad idea. This is a bad idea. These all have to be in a row, otherwise I'm going to have a terrible time.
Speaker A
Yes, yes, yes yes. [Music] Was only $10. [Music] Where can this go? [Music] All right.
Speaker A
One skinny little palm tree. A flower bed. $15. No. No. They don't need that. They don't. No, you don't need that.
Speaker A
This is not the in-game music. The in-game music is um you would have gone crazy by now. There is one song and it sounds like frantic circus music.
Speaker A
Oh, I forgot about that. [Music] Is there a way to do this in first person?
Speaker A
[Music] Can we hear it once? You heard it for the first Well, maybe you weren't here in the beginning of the stream, but I I I listened to it for the first like 15 minutes.
Speaker A
How cursed is the music? Very. Well, no, it's not that bad. Maybe. It was making me anxious though. Okay, I think we're ready for the next day.
Speaker A
Can I paint those trees brown? [Music] No. No. What a waste. [Music] Just the planters at the bottom.
Speaker A
Oh. [Music] I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Okay, let's go to the next day.
Speaker A
More chair. You are right. We probably should do more chairs. We should just spend the money now cuz we know we're going to make it back.
Speaker A
50 bucks. Oh my god. [Music] We need more lemons. Well, we have just enough for another batch of lemons for the other lemonade stand.
Speaker A
And we should be golden. [Music] But we do not have enough money to paint those brown. So, they're going to have to be default color.
Speaker A
Welcome to Kmart. Welcome to Kmart. Okay, we're ready. Oh baby. My god, I haven't like moved. I haven't been this locked into a game in in a very long time. What is this feeling?
Speaker A
What is What has become of me? Can you upgrade your tent? I don't think so.
Speaker A
Has it been 3 hours? It's felt like 20 minutes for me. I think I should stand up and like walk around. Okay, at the end of this day, I might stand up and like, man, [Music] nice try.
Speaker A
[Music] Okay, so updated tour. Welcome, welcome to Toilet Town. Um, we're still looking a bit barren. We're only We are Oh, this is our second week of operation. We are looking for upgrades and donations from the the local the local town patrons. Patreon,
Speaker A
please. Please. Here we have our grand swimming oasis. Wow. Wow. Very nice. Very nice. We have four high quality plastic loungers and one umbrella offering very limited sun protection.
Speaker A
We have lemonade and hot dogs. [Music] It's great. [Music] Yes. Yes. I think I should go send flyers out.
Speaker A
[Music] I don't know if I have time. I don't have time. [Music] Mhm. Now we're cruising.
Speaker A
Um, to progress the game. Look out. Look out. Look out. Look out. Look out.
Speaker A
To progress the game, I need to see two more smelly people walk through. No, one more smelly person and then we get uh [Music] we make more progress.
Speaker A
So excited. [Music] We're making so much money. You see a stinker? No. That is your own fault. Yes.
Speaker A
Okay. [Music] Lemonade. Nice. Stinky in the bathroom. Bathroom corner. Bottom corner. Stop calling me smelly.
Speaker A
Stop calling me stinky. Oh, we got a real stinker over here. Bottom right is the smelly corner.
Speaker A
Hilarious. Hilarity. My pool is dirty. I really need those stinky person. I need one.
Speaker A
Am I keeping the park too clean or is it really just super randomized? [Music] Stinker bell. Hey, watch your tone.
Speaker A
It is RNG based. Oh my god. [Music] I'm sorry. What? There's two glee. Yes, I run a very clean, a very tight ship.
Speaker A
Stinky. [Music] No. A lie. Mhm. Jake, I have to do a hot dog run. I have to go get hot dogs.
Speaker A
Can I get a cheeseburger? No. Do you imagine how much money it would cost a cheeseburger? That's multiple ingredients. It would cost [Music] It would cost like 120 and I would have to sell them for like $40.
Speaker A
[Music] Wow. It would. It would. It's It's not crazy. $400 burger. [Music] Sell popsicles instead. You can We can sell ice cream at some point.
Speaker A
Although, I feel like that's going to drive the mess meter up. Plopsicles. my favorite.
Speaker A
Mhm. Mhm. Jake is too tired. Jake, wait. Little birdie, clean your toilets. What is that?
Speaker A
Imagine slipping on ice cream. Imagine a lawsuit if you slipped on ice cream. Sorry.
Speaker A
Do they get smelly if you don't clean the toilet? Maybe [Music] it's annoying. I just need one more lemonade and lemon and ice. Uhhuh.
Speaker A
Jake, it's falling apart, man. I need you. [Music] You okay? He's not going back to work for our adult.
Speaker A
Lemonade with lemon. Who's Jake? Jake is my hired employee. What are they doing in these toilets?
Speaker A
They are [Music] Well, how how I don't know if that's what lemonade and hot dogs does, I guess.
Speaker A
Lemonade ice. Oops. Missed the bin. How did you miss the bin? Oh my god.
Speaker A
Okay, we're fine. Okay, don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. Yeah, imagine this in multiplayer.
Speaker A
Multiplayer. Is it multiplayer? Multiplayer would be crazy. That would be so much fun. Jake screwed up.
Speaker A
Jake, I'm going to dock your pay. Lemonade. Yes. Here you go. I must be doing something wrong. Where is the smelly person?
Speaker A
[Music] Okay. [Music] All right, I guess we're just cruising through the day then, waiting for I didn't touch you. Get over it.
Speaker A
No, trash cans can't be cleaned, but they can be emptied. [Music] Oink oink oink oink oink oink lawsuit. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker A
Imagine a food a food poisoning lawsuit. Like, I'm surprised nobody's gotten sick. [Music] I mean, we're doing fantastic.
Speaker A
We are doing so good. So, so good. I am so proud. Um, if anything, getting to play so many days like this means that we're just racking up a lot of uh research points, right?
Speaker A
A real good business. Now, bring in the wrecking ball. Yeah, I want to buy the property next door. I want to buy the big fancy water slides.
Speaker A
I want to buy the advertisements. I wanna I wanna I wanna Let me in. Let me do it. Come on, please. I want to do it so bad.
Speaker A
I believe the next day we'll have our smelly person. We didn't make that much money. I think I need to [Music] Oh, no. It's cuz we paid Jake. All right. Um I need to look at this. Uh, three visitor stronger hands.
Speaker A
Oh, a juke box. [Music] Lifeguard. Poster marketing. Bigger tips. Massive tips. Luxury pools. Luxury slide. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Park size. 300. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. It's fine. [Music] Is it our patience? Part size hummer.
Speaker A
Bigger trash bags. We need this cuz I need this. Okay. Oh my god. [Music] Oh.
Speaker A
Oh, we are we are cooking now. Destroy building. Can I refurbish this? Do I have to restore? Wait, can I I think you have to. You have to destroy it.
Speaker A
[Music] Smack it with a magic hammer. I only have a regular hammer. I think I have to. You should be able to recycle these. I think I have to.
Speaker A
How do you do it? [Music] [Music] No, I think you have to get rid of it.
Speaker A
Boink boink boink boink. What should we put over here? More pools. Bigger pool. You can reutilize it. How?
Speaker A
[Music] The hammer wouldn't let me do anything. Help. Help. Help. [Music] [Music] We can leave the tree. Oh, I guess so.
Speaker A
[Music] [Music] Beep beep beep beep. I need to get rid of this flooring though. I don't like the floor.
Speaker A
This floor looks It looks a bit It looks postapocalyptic, if you know what I mean. Not the look I'm going for.
Speaker A
[Music] Not the look I'm going for. No, no, no, no no. I don't like the mossy floor. It feels like it'd be dirty.
Speaker A
We get dirty. I couldn't clean the the ground. It's the same for the other flooring, too, but I don't have the money to change it. No money.
Speaker A
It needs a pop of color. [Music] It's brown. What did they do to this place? They left it for 50 years.
Speaker A
But it's fine because now I'm here and I bought it and I'm going to turn it into something great. Something fantastic.
Speaker A
Chuck-E-Cheese carpet. Child's Entertainment Cheese. Does he still stream? Child's Entertainment Mouse. I hope so. Oh, I hope he's finding great success.
Speaker A
Great success. [Music] Oh gosh. Ball pit. I feel like a ball pit could be hazardous for a water park.
Speaker A
He's a felon now. Nonsense. You got left behind at a Chuck-e-Cheese. That sounds pretty scary. I remember them being really loud, especially when you're a young kid.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, yeah. I need another one of these anyway. Yes. Yes. Yes. H. Yeah. Okay. Can I move these trees?
Speaker A
Can't. Mhm. [Music] I think we don't have [Music] I don't have the manpower for two pools.
Speaker A
I feel like it's too soon still. And I don't have any access to giant water slides yet. No maintenance decorations.
Speaker A
Where is slides level two? [Music] Slides two is here. I just need level two. I need these people to come into my freaking water park.
Speaker A
Yeah, we need more Jake. But I can only hire one person, so I really just need to level up.
Speaker A
Why did that sound so cringe the way I said that? I I I just I just really need to level up, you know?
Speaker A
Yeah, I think we're stuck with this for another day. Should I close it off? Are people going to wander over here?
Speaker A
[Music] All right. I didn't buy refills. Welcome to Kmart. We have time. We have time. We have time. We have time.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh, I was going to stretch cuz I haven't like stood in 3 hours. Whoops.
Speaker A
Oh, why did I buy that? Hey, mister. Can I get a refund? Hey, mister. Hey, mister.
Speaker A
I just I can't stop playing this game. Why? I think it'll be fine. Okay, let me Let me [Music] think we're good to start.
Speaker A
I think we're good to start. We have had currently zero deaths. Zero deaths at Toilet Town. Oh, I was going to make flyers.
Speaker A
I think you're already coming in. Hello. Okay. [Music] It's boring. The people think it's boring. They're not interested.
Speaker A
Okay. Hello, Toilet Town. Nice. Nice. Come on down. Come on down. Come on down.
Speaker A
Best day ever. This rocks. I can see the reviews coming in now. I had so much fun at Toilet.
Speaker A
[Music] Another day. Yes. Thirsty guess is easy money. Sometimes they get thirsty. Who's selling lemons for $15? I'm getting charged 40 by the old geyser across the street. That's criminal.
Speaker A
Set up a lemonade stand and turn them. What do you think I'm doing? Who was selling lemons for 15?
Speaker A
What? Got to go to the farmers market. Is that a thing? Almost decades ago. I just never updated the photo.
Speaker A
Another stinger. Ma'am, [Music] I think we're good to add the showers back now. Maybe. Can you do that while it's midday?
Speaker A
Let me try that. Let me see. Slinging gizzies. Why do I have two hammers? Why do I have one hammer? Why do I Why am I holding this?
Speaker A
Let me add back um Yeah, I guess we do the smelly showers. Put them over here. Shouldn't [Music] take an attitude with me if they literally see me doing it. Am I right?
Speaker A
I'm right. I'm right. It's right. This is correct. This is right. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Speaker A
[Music] Nice. [Music] Two lemonade. Three lemonade. Can I fancy you over the five cheaters? No, no, no, no. Those are the people that I brought in.
Speaker A
Yeah, that was my excellent marketing. I poached five people. I'm trying to help you.
Speaker A
[Music] lemon. [Music] I'm like ahead of the game though. If the the game was just now telling me to sell lots of lemonade.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh, we are busy today. [Music] Oh, we are busy. Oh, this is getting a bit out of hand. Oh. Oh, it should be fine. I haven't seen any uh any doodoo, which is great.
Speaker A
This is great. We love to see it. We love to see customers that are able to not relieve themselves on company property.
Speaker A
Yes. We love to see it. Yes. Busy day in toilet town. Uh, lemonade. I want lemonade with ice.
Speaker A
Mhm. Basic toilet is dirty. Okay. Uh, lemon. Oh, jeez. Customers with continents. Wow. Wow.
Speaker A
Wait. So, when the doodoo meter is all the way filled, that's bad. Do they think it's like a stinky park?
Speaker A
Waited too long for an item. It means your park is dirty. [Music] There better not be a pilot.
Speaker A
[ __ ] On the other side of this counter, I'm going to lose my mind. There better not be. There better not be.
Speaker A
Say, I think this is pretty clean. Mine is uh you know. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker A
There's trash in the pool. Oh god. Oh god. Oh. Oh, you weren't kidding. I'll just take that. Let me take this. Just take this here. Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry.
Speaker A
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. All right. Okay. All right. Excuse me.
Speaker A
I just shove this hot dog down this man's throat. I grab him by the throat and I shove this hot dog down his neck.
Speaker A
Come here, you boring. Calm down. repair the lounger. Okay, so far so good. Well, too long for a ticket. It's Jake.
Speaker A
I'll build a lounger. Jake, what do you Okay, Jake is gone. Good to know. Good to know. Good to know. Good to know. Good to know. Jake is gone. I'm mustering. Muster, what if you're forcing a hot dog down
Speaker A
someone? Where did you hear that? No, no, that that didn't come from Toilet Town. That didn't That didn't We We wouldn't do that here at Toilet Town.
Speaker A
Have you been reading the uh Careful Read in the news? Oh my god, someone's drowning.
Speaker A
It's okay. No, don't. That's exactly slanderous activity. Don't listen to such things. Don't Don't never listen in.
Speaker A
That's fine. I think I have enough to build one more. Four out of five loungers with at least one. Yes.
Speaker A
[Music] Yay! We're finally there. Oh my god. Was it 3 hours later? Two hours. An hour. It has to be like an hour. We've been waiting for that.
Speaker A
Keep building, they say. And just keep building. Just keep, you know, just keep doing what you're doing. Just keep, you know, These crazy people want me to build another pool. Are you Have you lost your mind?
Speaker A
[Music] It looks like we're building another pool. Shoo ma'am. Stinker on the loose. Okay. Okay.
Speaker A
Did I forget something? I get nervous when you talk about me in the third person like I'm not here when I'm I'm sitting right in front of you.
Speaker A
Her ability to forget things is astounding. [Music] Me Mhm. What did I forget? [Music] What have I forgotten?
Speaker A
Lemonade. Lemon. Uhhuh. There's no time to take a break. No time. No time. If we want to keep this two star, what do we have? Two star. We have one and a half star. Oh jeez.
Speaker A
[Music] I mean, it's fine. It's okay. We're fine. We're doing fine. [Music] We survived another day.
Speaker A
[Music] Yeah, we need to build another pool. [Music] We do need more employees. I think I can afford it.
Speaker A
I didn't catch how much money we made that day. All right. Um, we need a janitor.
Speaker A
[Music] It's not dirty. You're crazy. Why is there Why the the poop meter is half full? Why is that? Why is it half full?
Speaker A
We have 9 person capacity. [Music] I don't understand. Maybe it's the floor. Dude, we had like seagulls fly over.
Speaker A
Check every corner. Oh, it's like um Oh, wait. Is it this? Does this count as trash? You think?
Speaker A
Let me see. No. [Music] Every nook and cranny. in the pool. I don't think the pool has anything in it.
Speaker A
We haven't emptied it in a while. [Music] No. [Music] Huh? Is there a way to open the pool filter?
Speaker A
trash cans. Maybe it's like perma perma garbage. I have to upgrade to nicer trash bins and maybe that will raise my trash meter.
Speaker A
The dookie meter. My railing. It's just rusty. It's a bit uh shabby. Still not two stars. Wait. To get two star, we need to build one pool. Another one. Okay. Wait. question.
Speaker A
Is it possible to combine these pools? Like if I bought another one, [Music] no, [Music] they won't connect.
Speaker A
[Music] I wonder how close together they can be. [Music] Like right next to each other.
Speaker A
Ah, you have to level up the pool still. [Music] Would it count as two or one? One, right? Extra large.
Speaker A
We're going to make toilet village here. [Music] Don't worry, the bulls are going back back here.
Speaker A
[Music] And then here. [Music] Ah. Ah. I got to move everything out of the way.
Speaker A
[Music] Wait, that might have made it worse. [Music] [Music] It's not perfect, but it's fine.
Speaker A
Is it though? Can it be better? I think it could be better. Wait, wait.
Speaker A
It's like that stupid game operator. [Music] Did you guys play Operator? I couldn't play it. It always scared me. But then again, I was so scared of that tin can that you would turn upside down and right side up on one side. It would go
Speaker A
and then it would like, you know what I mean? I think they had it in a in one of the Toy Story movies.
Speaker A
[Music] Yes. Yes. Toilet town. [Music] THX intro. That was that was scary. Especially when you couldn't find the the remote.
Speaker A
Oh god, the TV's on 40 volume and the thx intro is coming on rain.
Speaker A
Um, how big is this? Not big enough to be $20 dollars. [Music] I think we do another slide.
Speaker A
[Music] Get more decoration. How much more points? Decoration points. Does it say how many points? Three.
Speaker A
Okay. Two. Three. Three. Two. Three. Three. A fountain. [Music] Where is a fountain supposed to go?
Speaker A
That's so much money. What? Five points. Are you serious? Okay. Oh my god. Hire janitors, please.
Speaker A
Um, again, no, I can't. Can I? [Music] We got a poo so they know where to go when get wet.
Speaker A
Yeah, I don't think we have enough staff slots. Where is janitor maintenance? No, I need two stars.
Speaker A
Two stars. I need it's it's locked behind two stars. Wait. Oh my god, I could cry.
Speaker A
[Music] Okay, we have handyman now. Keeps your park running smoothly with a dedicated repair worker. Plus one to toilet town. Population three.
Speaker A
Where is he? Is he free? Do you know what I could do? I could just I should just get all of I should just buy like 800 fountains and then I'll just destroy them because I don't need them all and I want the money
Speaker A
back. But then I can get my two stars. Ready? [Music] Oh, what? Hooray. Yes, boys. We have enough for janitors.
Speaker A
Yay. Oh my god. A Oh my god. Oh my god. It's amazing. Oh, this is great. This is fantastic. This is fantastic.
Speaker A
Where are they? Do I have to pay them? Okay. So, we don't get all of our money back, but that's fine.
Speaker A
All right. Well, we got back most of our money. Sama, you have to pay them.
Speaker A
[Music] [Music] Pay them an exposure. Oh my god. It's fine. We're going to make a lot of money. It's fine.
Speaker A
[Music] Atrius. Is this maintenance? Okay, [Music] it's staff limit. Staff limit staff limit. Staff limit staff limit.
Speaker A
Staff staff staff. One out of one. What do you mean? How do you extend staff limit hiring level two? Well, how do I Wait, wait, wait, wait. How did I miss that? How did I um [Music] hiring level two?
Speaker A
How do I increase my hiring level? Park level. bank and management right there [Music] under maintenance research.
Speaker A
Go back in the table. Dang it. It's right here. Shoot. [Music] Well, I need to refill my hot dog stands.
Speaker A
[Music] Two hot dog and two lemon lemon. [Music] How do we fix up the welcome? How do I fix the duck?
Speaker A
Wait, he is fixed. Wait, he looks so cute now. Not quite an eyesore. Wait, they're both fixed.
Speaker A
Level two. Um, we can drop this. We can drop this. And no, that's all we need. Uh, lemon.
Speaker A
Lemon. Lemon. Lemon. Hot dog. Lemon. Lemon. Hot dog. Lemon. Lemon. Hot dog. Lemon. Lemon. Hot dog. Hot dog.
Speaker A
Lemon. $40. I demand to know where the $15 lemons are. Sir, you're not even pushing any buttons.
Speaker A
Staff only [Music] $15, by the way. Not even real. [Music] Crazy. Crazy. [Music] Um, do we need any more toilets? Do we need any more anything? We have two pools. We have two slides. We have um What makes them spend more money? Oh,
Speaker A
wait. [Music] I think I can upgrade the trash cans. A bigger pool. Well, is the ticket price the same?
Speaker A
Wait, I just had a really good idea. You're not ready for this. [Music] Don't look at the price.
Speaker A
[Music] No, no. [Music] Changing the game. Check this out. [Music] Will it make it really hard to traverse this? Yes.
Speaker A
You're not ready. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's beautiful. Oh my god. It's amazing.
Speaker A
[Music] I'm telling you, I've got the designer's mind. I just need the designer's wallet.
Speaker A
I need I need I need I need this mega loop bowl. I need it. I need it. I need it.
Speaker A
I got the vision, but I don't have the bread. Yes, you understand me. You get it. You do.
Speaker A
as she spends $5 to paint everything brown, then tries to convince you that don't worry, I've got the designer's eye. Designer's eye. Designer's mind.
Speaker A
Painted brown. Drops 150 bucks on fountains and painting things brown. Okay, I think we're ready for another fantastic Jake. We have a couch.
Speaker A
[Music] We have pizza and a microwave and a fancy espresso maker and a fridge.
Speaker A
Feeling pretty good. Why don't we move out of the tent and into the onto the couch?
Speaker A
[Music] [Music] Now we need a fish. Yeah. And an aquarium. A fish and an aquarium. Hello man.
Speaker A
Already wants a ticket. Hello man. Come on down. Come on down and throw it down. All right. You already want one.
Speaker A
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. All right. Whatever. Okay. Sure. Sure. Sure. Okay. He looks like that guy from Supernatural. The guy with the long hair. Which one is he?
Speaker A
Dean. Oh my god. That is a huge line. [Music] Okay, I'm getting nervous. I can't do this anymore. I can't do this anymore.
Speaker A
Okay, don't mess this up for me. I I'm going to freak I'm going to freak out if you mess this up for me, Jake. Don't screw it up.
Speaker A
He can't take breaks today. He cannot take breaks today. We are We are We are way too max capacity.
Speaker A
[Music] But he will. He better not. I got to watch for cheaters. I got to watch four food stalls.
Speaker A
Two. Who? Jake. This guy's killing me. All right. All right. You You got me there. You fell. You Yeah, you you made me. I fell for it. Yep, I did. A You know what? Maybe Maybe it's fine.
Speaker A
Maybe it's for the better. [Music] He's costing me money. It should come out of his paycheck.
Speaker A
Another day of that's two upip. All right. Well, I should really have a trash bag in my hand at all times, shouldn't I? I think that's a good idea. You have such a great idea. I guess you should do that.
Speaker A
Yes. Okay, I will do that right now. What do you guys think? Stinky sighted.
Speaker A
Stinky eliminated. Don't worry. Yeah. Welcome to my park. Welcome to day 11 of Toilet Town. We are expanding at a very comfortable, very, might I say, impressive rate.
Speaker A
We now have two Olympic sized swimming pools with a fancy water feature. We have two sweet a swirly swirly slides, two twisty slides. We have two working showers. We have toilet village for all of your uh relieving needs.
Speaker A
It's a little overwhelming. I'm not going to lie. I'm I'm I'm a I'm I'm a little I am a tiny tiny bit over my out of my out of my comfort zone here.
Speaker A
That's three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. Seven more and then we get to be level uh two two and a half stars. Oh, it's going to be great. Oh, it's going to be so good.
Speaker A
There you go. [Music] I just I just I'm trying to clean this spawn camped.
Speaker A
This really needs to be self served. That's That's the problem. This desperately needs to be self-s served or I really need more people.
Speaker A
That's what we're saving up for right now. We're trying to save up for Oh my god, I just did an unvoluntary split.
Speaker A
We're saving up for staff members. I desperately need staff. Oh, Gret is drowning. Uhoh.
Speaker A
Uh uh. Uh-oh. Oh, thank God. Just get in. I'm sorry, guys. This is getting really chaotic. This is getting This is absolute chaos. This is stressing me out a little bit. Stress meter gone up. Stre stress at the start of the stream cuz I
Speaker A
was easily a two. Stress now at this point in time is like probably like a it's like a six and a half guys growing out of order. That's my job.
Speaker A
One, two, 11 for you, Jake. That's your job. Uh-huh. Uh-oh. That woman might be dead. I'm not quite sure.
Speaker A
I really need a maintenance man. It's always the same spot. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. Oh, man. Somebody else is Okay.
Speaker A
Oh, I'm so sorry. You need to Sorry. You literally You walked into that Good thing is is that I think this extra space here in the uh extension is keeping them busy a little bit.
Speaker A
I did it all. You poor guy. Thankfully though, I still haven't seen any more doodoo accidents, so they're not being extremely dirty.
Speaker A
Heads. All right. You like it? I'm so happy you like Toilet Town. I'm so sorry.
Speaker A
Hiring level two. Can we do hiring level two? Oh my god. I need help right now. I need help right now.
Speaker A
[Music] Do I have time? Thank god. Thank Okay, we are hiring level two now.
Speaker A
What are we doing? Janitors or maintenance? Janitors or maintenance? Tell me now. Janitors or maintenance?
Speaker A
Janitors or maintenance? Make the decision for me cuz I can't do it. Janitor it is. Okay, we're going to hire janitors.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. All right. It's almost the end of the day. Maybe maybe I can finish. Uhoh.
Speaker A
We're out of hot dogs. Multistall drifting. Ew. Wow. [Music] Buddy Pedro. [Music] All right. So far so good.
Speaker A
Yeah, this is slowing them down. This is keeping them busy. They don't really know what to do, but it's like wasting their time, which is great because I charge them. I charge them park time and then they just spend time walking around
Speaker A
doing nothing. That sounds like another theme park I've been to. Anyway, 69%. Nice. That's the highest ranking that we've had so far today.
Speaker A
You know what? I'm committed to the RV. We got to drain these pools today. We got to drain these pools and do a full trash check everywhere.
Speaker A
You make $1,200 a day and you still live in a tent. I'm dedicated to the cause, man.
Speaker A
I'm totally fine with that. I love my tent. I love my little tent. Okay. Yay. Okay. Time to hire janitor.
Speaker A
Jetson the janitor. Jetson the janitor. Jetson. We have a janitor. Welcome to the team, Jetson. Nice. Okay.
Speaker A
Should Jake be fired? Listen. Jake and Jetson. Should we keep Sir Jake? I think he's fine. I think he's fine for now.
Speaker A
Yeah, for now I think he's okay. Trash highlight. Interesting. Minimize maintenance. Durability management. That's That's probably going to be pretty good.
Speaker A
Upgrade hammer spray can vendor staff. I need this so bad. Wow. Wow. Do I need that?
Speaker A
Wait, when do we get higher level three? Janitor training. Hiring level four. Wait, where's level three? Level two.
Speaker A
Hiring level two. Hiring level three is where? I don't know where three is. Right after the line. Ah, it's right there. Okay, [Music] I want that. Um, showers park.
Speaker A
park decorations, attractions. Shoot. I think it's okay. I think right now I focus on making money. Focus on making the money and then afterwards.
Speaker A
Yeah. Three stars. It's Jetson. Hey bud. Nice to staff. I wish it said it on the back of his shirt.
Speaker A
Su, can I bully my staff? Will they leave? He's nervous. He's tweaking on his first day. He's fine.
Speaker A
Stop. [Music] Why? How else is he going to learn? Oh, he's already doing it.
Speaker A
How about He's good. He can stay. No no no no. you though. You've earned you've cost you've earned me a lot of money, but you've cost me so much money, too. What gives? Huh? What gives?
Speaker A
What gives? We have $780. What can we spend? Oh, we need to buy upgrades.
Speaker A
No refills. That's what we need to buy. Welcome to Right. Maybe we just need a hot dog.
Speaker A
We need one more hot dog. They didn't buy that much lemonade yesterday, interestingly enough. I wish they told you like Wait, maybe they do.
Speaker A
No weather. Welcome to Kmart. Hello, Vishy. Hello. Hi. Should we do another slide? Wait.
Speaker A
Oh, that is awesome. Oh my god. Oh my god. How much is that? 250. I need one. Wait, can we put it here? No, you have to put that in the water.
Speaker A
Oh my god. I love that. I love that. [Music] What did I just buy?
Speaker A
You ready for this? That's not going to be annoying at all. No no no.
Speaker A
All right. So, Jetson's job is going to be to clean. So, I should hopefully only really have to focus more uh on the repair side.
Speaker A
[Music] Now, paint it brown. [Music] [Music] It looks like a chocolatecovered park. It's kind of cute. It looks like it's a candy chocolate candy park. You attack that guy. No, no, no, no. That's just Jetson. He's my new janitor.
Speaker A
That's Jetson. He's the janitor. All right. Are we ready? Am I forgetting anything? Um, attractions we need. Okay, jukebox is the next thing. And then modern slides.
Speaker A
This is the next thing. Don't let me forget this. This this this this. No, this this this this this.
Speaker A
These four here. Legit to holiday diamond hold my hand. Nothing beats a jet to holiday.
Speaker A
[Music] Can you get a better sign? I want like a big Broadway sign with a big red arrow that points down like enter one night only.
Speaker A
You know what I mean? Oh, that's not good. Get up. Get up, Jake. We need you.
Speaker A
Boring. Whatever. Come on down. Come on down. Come on down. Come on down. Bring a friend.
Speaker A
Okay. Getting nervous. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Sorry, Jake. Okay. I need to I need to arm myself for the day with a trash bag.
Speaker A
I need a trash bin. Okay, the everything is full. We are restocked. We need three more cheaters to catch before we get to be two and a half.
Speaker A
Where's janitor? Has anybody seen the janitor? Where's Jetson? Yeah, he should. You're right. He is trash pickup. Where is he? Jetson.
Speaker A
Did he call in sick? Did he not show up? Was he a no-show? Hey, Jetson.
Speaker A
[Music] Has anybody seen the janitor? Jetson. Jetson, you got to get out there, buddy. You got to get out there.
Speaker A
I need you. Go. What are you doing standing in the corner? He's blair witching. This is not the time for me, you stinker.
Speaker A
Get out there. Not you. What is he waiting for? Oh, for cry it out loud.
Speaker A
Okay. Maybe he like does he spring into action when there's cleaning to do? [Music] I'm trusting him.
Speaker A
I I'm wondering if he will like spring into action. He's just waiting. He needs to sleeper agent. He needs to smell the the the pungent odor of discarded trash.
Speaker A
Jetson.exe. Oh my god. Push him into the pool. I could do that. Nobody told me you wanted a lemonade.
Speaker A
I'm sorry. Come on, man. Get in the Get in the pool Jetson. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker A
There he goes. Is that a boy? Right. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's not stressful at all. It's not stressful at all.
Speaker A
You can breathe underwater. He'll get that, right? He does. Oh amazing. Yeah. Should have gotten a repair man.
Speaker A
That's definitely next is we need a repair man. Oh, rectangle and dirty. Hey janitor.
Speaker A
Janitor. Oh my god. Hi guys. I think the janitor is useless. Cheater in the park. Where?
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god, he's just stuck. I'm dead. But what are you doing, man?
Speaker A
Cheaters in the park. So far so good. I'm not noticing anybody else. Jets in I'm going to fire this man. I'm I'm I'm lemonade.
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah, that's what I thought. [Music] I want a refund. I need a refund on this man.
Speaker A
He's trying his best. The park is falling behind. I guess we need a repair man instead.
Speaker A
Wait, for those of you that play this game, is the Is that normal? Is he normal? Is something wrong with him? Is it terminal? Is he sick? What's wrong with him?
Speaker A
Is he gonna stop doing that? Or is he broken? He might be bugged. Does he look normal? Oh, [ __ ] I'm so sorry, sir. Our janitor, it's his first day on the job.
Speaker A
[Music] It's just him. All right. I think listen I think we're gonna have to let you go Jetson. It's just not working out, bud.
Speaker A
It's really not working out. Fired. We How about Dexter? Dexter or Sterling? Let's do Dexter.
Speaker A
All right. All right. Shh. Dexter, help. I'm drowning. [Music] Wait, is Dexter the name of that guy in that show that kills people? Am I in danger?
Speaker A
He wouldn't do that. I'm his boss. Colette is waiting on hot dog. It's only 400 p.m. and I need more hot dogs.
Speaker A
He's also a genius child of the secret lab. That's true. I need to restock.
Speaker A
Okay, after this lemonade, I'm going to run. Oh no, somebody's dying. Okay. Oh, good. Great. Awesome.
Speaker A
This is just Welcome to Why is Dexter bug too now? I want lemonade. They he see they only seem to be cleaning this and here. And I'm not really sure why.
Speaker A
Yeah, they're getting stuck on the chairs. I think I have to Oh, nice. Add a boy. Add a boy.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh my god. He's doing it. Okay. Okay. A mild improvement. We didn't earn as much money that day.
Speaker A
That's true. Jake is the gold standard, is he? He's I mean, he hasn't messed up that badly. He's maybe cost me 20 bucks here and there, but you're right. You're right. So far, so good.
Speaker A
I think I'm going to move the chairs because that is what both our janitors got stuck on. Oh, why did I do that?
Speaker A
Seeing as somebody's off the clock, I'll do it. He take Yeah, Jake takes breaks, but he does work hard. Yes. So far, so far so good. So far, he's proven to be an excellent addition.
Speaker A
Um, sorry. If if Jake if we lose Jake, this whole operation will fall apart at the seams.
Speaker A
I fear he is he is integral to this park's success. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker A
You know what I mean? Wait, I say we can train them a little bit. Maybe the training will help, but also maybe it won't do anything. In which case, I don't know what to do.
Speaker A
Okay, let me just clean these nasty, nasty showers. Oh, imagine the foot fungus you can get from this. Cuz none of these people have shoes on.
Speaker A
Ew. Ew ew ew ew. Let's see. Uh jukebox. [Music] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker A
The rust could give you tetanus. I don't. It's on cement, too. That's the scary part. That's brown cement. Why is it brown?
Speaker A
I have no money. Oh no, I have no money. They're like blowup slides. [Music] Okay, I'm going to mine these slides probably halfway through the next day.
Speaker A
So, I need to move these and I need to move Toilet Town. Can you like click and drag? No, you can't. That would be kind of cool.
Speaker A
Um, but I'm going to move Toilet Town way out here. It's going to be like those music festivals where you have to walk 800 miles to get to the toilet.
Speaker A
Um, and then I'm going to put um You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? I'm going to put this here. And then I'm going to put here.
Speaker A
Um, no. No. You know what? [Music] This has to go like this. [Music] I feel like this is going to be annoying. I have to see how this plays out cuz I'm going to put the I don't know how big this is.
Speaker A
More trash cans. [Music] Does it uh does it matter where the trash cans are? Oh, we have better showers. Wait, wait.
Speaker A
[Music] By the food. Oh yeah, we can put it behind the food. [Music] Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding ding ding ding. Okay.
Speaker A
[Music] [Music] There's no room over here. What? Okay. There's room here. Um, oh, we don't have a lot of room. Should I have money for hot dogs? Um, [Music] I need more money.
Speaker A
[Music] Huh? Why does that go there? That doesn't make any sense. [Music] Okay, cuz we're going to put a big slide here and a big slide here.
Speaker A
One and two. Once I have enough money. But these chairs need to be spread out.
Speaker A
I might put them over here cuz like whatever. [Music] What about like this? [Music] That's not weird or anything, right?
Speaker A
[Music] Should we put the food stalls over here? Is there more room? Maybe. Stand up.
Speaker A
[Music] Well, over here. Know your place, Dexter. [Music] The only thing with the food stalls is I need them to be relatively close to everything else so I can run back and forth.
Speaker A
[Music] All right, one new toilet. I have enough money for Okay, one hot dog and maybe one lemonade.
Speaker A
I don't know about that. One hot dog and one more lemonade. Welcome to Kmart.
Speaker A
I have enough money. Okay, we're fine. Toilet town butcher. The extra toilet is important. It is.
Speaker A
It's incredibly important. Okay, we need two more cheaters. That's easy. And then we will get bigger tips. Modern pool. Yes. The hot dogs are already in a bun because it's not actually a hot dog.
Speaker A
It's Play-Doh. Did you know it's actually Play-Doh? It's actually polymer clay. There's not a single ounce of actual edible food.
Speaker A
[Music] We are going to have a busy day. I didn't want you anyway. Um, [Music] oh my god, everybody already wants to come into my park. That's fine. That's fine. It's exciting. It's good. It's good news.
Speaker A
All right. Well, we got one person. One plus one plus one. Okay. Plus two, baby.
Speaker A
Um I'm going to buy Yeah, I'm going to buy one more hot dog just cuz I feel like we're going to run out and I don't want to have to run back.
Speaker A
Hop to it, Jake. Is the park haunted? No, because nobody's died in Toilet Town.
Speaker A
Therefore, no extra, dude. Oh my god. [Music] No spirits have been able to attach themselves to any part of Toilet Town because nobody has ever died in Toilet Town. Am I sure? Absolutely.
Speaker A
Absolutely. See, we here at Toilet Town, we're like a family. [Music] Oh god, it's fine.
Speaker A
I want lemonade and I want ice. I'm really tired of serving food, guys. Come on, man. I moved these I moved these chairs so that you wouldn't get stuck on them.
Speaker A
Come on, dude. One more. Give me one more cheater. Fire him and hire a vendor.
Speaker A
That might actually be the blade. But I have I don't have it unlocked yet. I have to unlock vendor still.
Speaker A
But I'm thinking Yeah, I know. I'm thinking these guys might be a little useless. Oh, sorry.
Speaker A
Um Bodie hungry, he says like an overgrown toddler. I like how you have money for bullying your um clients, customers.
Speaker A
Pedro's naked on the diving board. Pedro. You didn't even push him into the pool and you still got money. I know. I pushed him onto the concrete.
Speaker A
I'm like, you can't say that, slogan. I'm here, pal. Oh my god. Yes. Oh, sorry. Wrong button. Here you go, ma'am.
Speaker A
[Music] Gizzy Nation. Well, they're not wrong. The toilet's broken. The toilet's broken. Gizzy Nation. I'm supposed to get rid of that.
Speaker A
Free art. Free expression of the people. I think you can stay. There's nothing wrong with that. Move, move, move, move, move.
Speaker A
Weston wants a hot dog. Well, at least he did his job. I can't really get mad at that.
Speaker A
Wait, have we gone through all of the hot dogs already? Okay, we have one more.
Speaker A
Put these in here. Surely we'll get one more cheater, right? I just need one more.
Speaker A
Um um um [Music] you're storing hot dogs in your pocket. Yeah. You know, at least these things work.
Speaker A
All right. They may not be the cleanest, but at least they're working. Hi dog.
Speaker A
I think I've got this down so far. I'm feeling pretty good. Feeling pretty good about this.
Speaker A
What What are we doing back here? Why are we laughing back here? What are we doing? Red band. What about it? What's so funny?
Speaker A
Were they laughing about illegal activity? Good. Okay. Okay. Okay. And then one more. And then we take this. And then we put this here.
Speaker A
Half court. Yeah, Dexter's broken, too. It's only 3:00 in the afternoon. You know who doesn't bug out?
Speaker A
Jake, he takes his breaks. But he's always been good. He's been great. Even I think I'm going to go I'm going to go pat him on the back. Uh I'm not going to offer him a raise, but I am gonna Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker A
I'm gonna I'm gonna tell him he's doing a great job after I serve this customer.
Speaker A
No, just kidding. All right. Where is he? Hey, Jake. I just want to tell you what a fantastic job you're doing.
Speaker A
And without you, I think this would be a whole lot harder. Did you see that?
Speaker A
Oh my god. [Music] That was literally the one punch. A punch. The falcon punch.
Speaker A
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I think I can hire a lifeguard. And lemonade ice. Polly wants a hot dog.
Speaker A
Okay, this isn't the beach. This is a bathtub. This is a very fancy bathtub. This is a very highmaintenance bathtub. This is a very very complicated bathtub.
Speaker A
Nice. Okay. [Music] No more boring tiles. It's time to get really colorful. We are now two star. We are a twostar park.
Speaker A
It's boring and plain and forgettable. But you're not here to be average. Unlock flooring tool via research tree to customize paths and surfaces. Nice.
Speaker A
Nice. It's been almost 5 hours. Whoops. 5 hours and we are now at two star park.
Speaker A
Two stars. Two stars. Two stars. We have enough for modern pools or bigger tips. Which one do you think we should do?
Speaker A
Oh my god. We have enough for slides. I forgot about the slides. Pools or tips?
Speaker A
I think we should do pools or fly. What do you want? I want to do [Music] pool.
Speaker A
[Music] Or should we do this? I feel like this is a better idea. Improves building uh durability to minimize maintenance because somebody isn't doing their job very well.
Speaker A
Or do we do vendor staff? Hot dog staff. But we can only probably only do one.
Speaker A
[Music] If Dexter gets stronger, he'll fight back. He'll fight back against evil. [Music] I thought I was still make a lot of money.
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Miller. So then we fire we fire Dexter cuz he's really not that useful.
Speaker A
August Remember [Music] that Dexter was launched into the sun. Well, cuz I only have two higher capacity.
Speaker A
Sorry, Dexter. You got to go, bud. I don't think I have unlocked the three.
Speaker A
Where's Wait, where's three? Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Hire. Here. I need this one.
Speaker A
Dexter didn't know how to navigate yet. Dexter. His legs were both broken. Where's our new staff member, August?
Speaker A
They immediately left. That's always a great sign. That's a great sign. Yes. Oh, I'm so excited. Yes.
Speaker A
Deleted Dexter from the game files. Nah, I'm sure he'll be around. We can rehire him. Maybe. What was I going to do? We have to look at the better slides because I forgot. And I may not even have enough money now. I
Speaker A
don't think I have enough money for them. Oh, no. That's that's that's a bummer.
Speaker A
No. Shoot. [Music] [Music] You know what I really appreciate with this game? I appreciate that it does not have a stamina meter because if it had stamina, I would be having a miserable time.
Speaker A
Do I need another trash bin? Yeah, stamina is kind of I don't know. I don't like having to pay attention to stamina.
Speaker A
We can do more bins. [Music] Not only paying attention to stamina in real life either.
Speaker A
Yeah, I felt I feel that More trash bins. The AoE. You're funny. All right. Looking pretty good. Pretty good over here. Looking pretty good.
Speaker A
August only buys hot dogs and lemons. What are you saying? Oh, that's why. Wait, his little emblem was the boxes.
Speaker A
I was wondering what was up with that. Okay, that's maybe why they also left right away. Are they spending my money?
Speaker A
August's delivery. Wait, who did I hire? [Music] We sell food and drink. Okay, I just hired the wrong person.
Speaker A
[Music] Wait, do I even have access to somebody who sells the food? Should I?
Speaker A
[Music] Yeah, they're just going to restock everything, which I don't really need. Yeah. Okay. Wait, what what what role?
Speaker A
What icon is the selling food item? Is it going to be like a hot dog or a ticket?
Speaker A
The refresh button. Ah, okay. Okay, okay, okay. Sorry, August. I don't need your help.
Speaker A
Ah, okay. Okay, okay. Hey, it's Jet. There he is. He's back. You're fired. Fired. Fired. Fired. Fire. Fire.
Speaker A
Hope he can jet around this time. Yeah, you got right. Where is he? Does it say his name? I want to see. No staff. No staff. No staff. Do I have to assign staff?
Speaker A
I do. Okay. Um, he's going to do lemonade. [Music] Welcome to K. Oh, we don't have enough money. Oh no.
Speaker A
Oh god. It's fine. I'm just going to have to do a lemon run. It's okay.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Who's that? Okay. [Music] I'm ready. I suppose stretch.
Speaker A
[Music] Yeah. Uh I don't know. You guys that sit a lot, right? Gamers, streamers, if you sit at your desk a lot for your your work or your hobby or whatever you do, do you guys ever think about like blood clots? Like that's been
Speaker A
that's been scaring me lately. I'm kind of I don't know. cuz it went okay. When you sit on an airplane or in a car for a lot of hours traveling, then your brain can go, "Oh jeez, I really got to stand up, man. I I should
Speaker A
really stand up. This is getting kind of like I'm kind of nervous." But then you're playing video games at your desk and suddenly you don't feel that urgency to get up, you know? I'm like, "Ah, [ __ ] It's fine.
Speaker A
It's fine. This is fine. It's fine. It's not that bad. [Music] Hi. Okay. [Music] I do that thing you're supposed to do on airlines where you take your your stretch your legs up and you like point your toes like for 3 seconds and you
Speaker A
pull them back up and you point your toes as far to the ceiling as you can.
Speaker A
[Music] Okay, I'm ready for another fantastic day at Toilet Town. [Music] [Music] Where's that brace guy? That was so smelly.
Speaker A
[Music] There was this Bryce guy or Brandon or something at the start of the game and he was so like I don't know. He just was tricky cell. Already wants a ticket.
Speaker A
Already wants a ticket. Of course you do. Hello sir. Would you like a ticket?
Speaker A
[Music] The line is getting longer. [Music] You you can pick that up. Okay, let's make some money.
Speaker A
Unlock the floor tool research. Wait, where is that floor tool [Music] maintenance? Floor tool. Floor tool. Floor tool.
Speaker A
Floor tool. Did you say floor tool? It has to be this one. I actually don't know where it is. Past the top row. Floor tool. Ah, okay.
Speaker A
I see it. It's not a very long line. [Music] Hello Hello. [Music] All right. I think it's fine. We're good. We're good.
Speaker A
Staple the flyers to people's backs. I like the way you think. What do you mean I'm low res?
Speaker A
Am I low res 240 pixel fish? What game am I playing? This is um this is water park simulator also known as water park whoa stinker stinker p you also known as the wood sir we have a shower
Speaker A
if you like babysitting full grown adults then you will like this game. You have to pick up after them. You have to wash them. You have to entertain them.
Speaker A
Sometimes they will uh they'll just well they'll [ __ ] on the floor. I'm going to be honest. That's what they'll they'll just do that sometimes.
Speaker A
So, like you look, they're using the trash can, though. That's so good. Oh, I'm so proud of them.
Speaker A
Baby steps. Okay. is like, is he doing it? They grow up so fast. They really do.
Speaker A
And we're going to reward them with Oh god. Man down. Oh god. Man down.
Speaker A
Um I think he's fine. He's fine. Ironically, Jet works very slowly. He may It's in his name, but it's not in his blood.
Speaker A
Jet. Here's your lemonade. If somebody dies, it's a ghost for the park. 999. Oh, I was going to quote a Disney ride.
Speaker A
Ew. 999 happy hunts. Oh god. This puddle is a problem. [Music] Somebody's having too much fun.
Speaker A
That's the laughter somebody laughs when they do not pay for a ticket. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker A
I think everybody wants hot dogs instead. I think we should put Jet on hot dog duty. Here you go, Jet.
Speaker A
I need to relieve you, Jet. Here you go. Okay. All right. Lots of running around.
Speaker A
Oh, we have money for a slide. Okay, we're going to buy a fancy new slide.
Speaker A
Bing bong. Uh for our teen no slide. Adult 6hour slide. Adult 6hour slide. Please Jake for adult.
Speaker A
Is he not doing the hot dogs? Okay, I got to buy a slide. Okay, check this out. Oh, we have a jukebox. 5,000.
Speaker A
Expand park capacity by one visitor's maintenance. Wait, what? Expand park capacity by one visitor. Oh, that's not that much. I don't know if I like that anyway. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh, [Music] it's massive. [Music] Uh uh. Uh uh. Uh. Um. Oh my god, that looks like it's going to hurt when you go down it.
Speaker A
Are they going to use it? I want to use it. I've always wanted to go on one of these blowup things.
Speaker A
Wait, I can. Wait. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm so excited. Wait. I want to be the first.
Speaker A
I'm not the first. I'm upset. We are out of hot dogs. Uh, not good.
Speaker A
I'm going to buy some more. The the butt buster 5,000. Uhhuh. Jet, you can't just leave.
Speaker A
Sir, you didn't pay for your ticket. [Music] You killed him. He's fine. He ran away.
Speaker A
I called somebody. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. [Music] You okay? [Music] She did that to herself. I didn't do that. I actively tried to avoid her.
Speaker A
She wants me so much. [Music] 26 visitors have slipped. 16 thought wasn't very f I need more decorations. I need to add more entertainment.
Speaker A
And I need more trash cans somehow. [Music] H Why are we Why are we broke?
Speaker A
Where'd my money go? Where's my money? Wait, I bought this. That's right. I bought this.
Speaker A
And then I had to pay my employees that aren't really worth it. But oh well.
Speaker A
No, no, no, no. I want my money back. I want I want my money back.
Speaker A
I don't know where it's going to come from, but I want to give me my money back.
Speaker A
[Music] Jake is worth it. Um, I guess the other guys are worth it so far. What do you guys think? Or J. He's the only other guy.
Speaker A
S for he's I think I do a better job. I do. Um, I think we just have to suffer until we can unlock the training for them.
Speaker A
Oh, I didn't know you could repair this. Wait what? Somebody punch my lemonade stand.
Speaker A
All right, the people said my park is ugly and boring, so I don't know what they mean. You know what this park screams? Efficiency.
Speaker A
What do you mean lines aren't fun? What's he doing? And also screams beige. It's supposed to [Music] [Music] We don't have enough to get the floor upgrade. We have to do the hammer first.
Speaker A
This is what we want. This right here. This is the big money. This is the big toilet slide. And this and this [Music] and probably this or modern pool. Wait, let me see what the pool looks like.
Speaker A
Um, eye pool. Lifeguard chair. [Music] I do. I want the toilet bowl so bad.
Speaker A
[Music] Are they big though? Like really big. I feel like I need this. I'm going to buy this. I bought it.
Speaker A
Now I have one. I have one and no money. Awome. No money. No money. Well, since I have no money, I may as well spend the rest of my money.
Speaker A
Oh wait. I think we're good for another day. I can run and do another call.
Speaker A
That's so much money. Um, I want to paint the railings like a really exciting color.
Speaker A
I don't have any really exciting colors. What about What about blue? Oh wait. Not brown.
Speaker A
A brown will do. Yellow. I don't have yellow. I have like this gold color.
Speaker A
Ooh it's it's it's I kind of like it. It's gold, guys. It's gold. Wait, golden stairs.
Speaker A
Oh, that's kind of ugly. Wait. It doesn't look like it did anything, but it did. It's just the angle and the lighting.
Speaker A
Oh, no. I have enough. Okay. It's uh it's very brown. The lighting is a bit weird. Yeah. On the stairs. It maybe because it's end of day. Like I wonder what this looks like in uh daylight.
Speaker A
Oh, I really want to get rid of this floor. I don't like how it's two different colors.
Speaker A
Checking. Oh, wait. I have to Can I paint the big rubber thing? Can I paint this?
Speaker A
Will it let me? You can't paint this. Tragic. That is so tragic. It has to be blue.
Speaker A
I can't believe I'm saying this, but what an eyes sore. Are you freaking kidding me? What a ridiculous.
Speaker A
Ridiculous. I have no money. I have no money. No, [Music] it does not fit the vibe at all. That makes me I'm actually wondering if you can I mean, wait, cuz I was wondering, can you paint these really end game
Speaker A
slides like these ones down here? They're they You could tell they're multicolor. I'm thinking you can't.
Speaker A
[Music] But that might make it look even uh better but worse. Everything brown. But then these like really highly colored crazy colored slides pink toilets. They are brown.
Speaker A
Yes, they are brown. [Music] Well, I guess that's all we can do. You want pink?
Speaker A
Do you know how much money it's going to cost to paint everything pink now?
Speaker A
What? This is my park. [Music] Where's Jet? Looking around, walking around being useless. I missed. Come here.
Speaker A
Time to bully my employees. Come here. Come here. Oh, and he does a flip into the water.
Speaker A
They'll come back. They can't help but come back. Welcome to Kmart. [Music] What else does he have in here?
Speaker A
They're not going to make me make like chili, right? That would be annoying. Chili at the pool park. Ew. Hi, chili at the water park, please. Yeah. Oh, I thought these were bananas. Flippers. A bandana. Some blue cake.
Speaker A
Chippos. And Vinny's. No. Vins. Is that an I? Vince. Is that an apostrophe or an I?
Speaker A
Vins and coins. Okay. No, Kovito. It's Kovitos. Okay. Vanilla and strawberry or bond. Bumble.
Speaker A
Bumb. [Music] Wait, does it say strawberry? No, I spelled strawberry right. Vanilla and strawberry is correct. I don't know what a bomb back is or a po.
Speaker A
What is that? [Music] [Music] [Music] No, it's a it's a it's a little goose.
Speaker A
I don't know. It's probably it's a reference to somebody or maybe one of the devs.
Speaker A
Hi. [Music] I want to see what all this is. H. Can you go into other stores?
Speaker A
Maybe they'll update the game. I think the devs of this game have they've been pretty active, I think. So, maybe they're looking to update it quite a bit.
Speaker A
Am I dorking it? What? No, [Music] this is my This is my This is my What would you say? My employee punishment club.
Speaker A
Oh, he just walked through the Wait, Pedro, I know you. [Music] What are they going to do?
Speaker A
They're just standing there. Get gnome. No. Gnomes never travel in packs of three. That do you know what that means? If you see gnomes traveling in a pack of three, you're you're you're cursed.
Speaker A
Try cleaners. I don't think we can go any further. We can not. We cannot. No.
Speaker A
There's like a person down there. [Music] Okay. You put posters on things. All right. That's That's all it is.
Speaker A
I think I am going to I think I am going to the linebacker coming through.
Speaker A
Not again. I think I'm going to call it a night here at Toilet Town. I like this game a lot. I like this game a whole lot.
Speaker A
[Music] Wait, I should pick these up. Wait, maybe if I scatter them around, [Music] people will Why did I do that? Well, what water park this way?
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you guys for watching. We took Toilet Town from a a no-name startup location to a twostar a two star Wonder Bark.
Speaker A
Yeah. Um, what day is today? No, no stream for me tomorrow. Uh, no. No. Wednesday. No. Thursday.
Speaker A
Maybe Friday. I just know that Wednesday, Thursday, I'm busy. That's That's just from what I know right now.
Speaker A
Just so you know. Okay. All right, guys. It's not It's [Music] Thank you guys for coming to the stream tonight. Thank you for hanging out with me.
Speaker A
I hope you have a lovely rest of your day, evening. Uh, and I will I will catch you guys later.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Goodbye. So bye-bye. Bye. [Music] [Music]
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