Speaker A
I'm a spaceship! Oops, just had a baby. Hiya Dutchie! What is up? About 18 hours ago, we lost a chopper with some very important people on it.
A comedic recap of Predator by HISHE, highlighting key scenes with humor and parody in a fast-paced, witty style.
Key Takeaways
- The video parodies the original Predator movie with humor and exaggerated character moments.
- It highlights iconic scenes like the jungle chase, booby traps, and the mud camouflage.
- The humor comes from character interactions, absurd situations, and breaking the fourth wall.
- The video appeals to fans familiar with Predator and enjoys playful reinterpretations.
- It ends with a meta joke about movie sequels and the protagonist's longevity.
Summary
- The video is a humorous recap of the movie Predator, featuring exaggerated and comedic dialogue.
- It starts with the crash of a chopper carrying important people and the rescue mission led by Dutch.
- The team encounters dead bodies missing skin, indicating the Predator's presence.
- There are playful interactions and exaggerated character traits, including arm wrestling and quirky introductions.
- The team sets traps and attempts to capture the Predator with various booby traps and tactics.
- Several team members are killed in comedic and exaggerated ways, emphasizing the parody nature.
- Dutch uses mud to hide from the Predator, referencing the original movie's iconic scene.
- The Predator and Dutch engage in a final showdown with humorous banter and exaggerated action.
- The video ends with a meta-commentary about sequels and the character's survival.
- Overall, the video blends action, comedy, and parody to entertain fans of the original movie.
Chapters
- 00:00Crash and Rescue Mission
- 00:25Team Introduction and Arm Wrestling
- 00:44Finding the Dead and Skinless Bodies
- 01:17Attack and Capture
- 01:33Jungle Chase and Ambush
- 02:29Shooting and Self-Surgery
- 03:05Alien Confirmation and Trap Montage
- 03:34Splitting Up and Team Deaths
- 04:58Dutch's Survival and Final Showdown
- 07:33Ending and Meta Commentary
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Speaker A
They crashed right about here. They look so tiny. I can't even see them. Not there! That's a map, you idiot!
Speaker A
We need you to rescue our men. Hey, old buddy! Spontaneous arm wrestling! Eyeeeeyeaaleeeeeheeeeheeeeeaagh. Okay, I'm done.
Speaker A
Alright, team, introduce yourselves. I know Spanish. I'm mentally unstable. I'll direct the sequel someday.
Speaker A
I don't believe in shaving cream. And I'm gonna be a governor. Ooo! That sounds fun!
Speaker A
Alright! Let's go find the chopper! Found it. Can we go home now? No. Hey everyone!
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I found the people we're looking for! Yaaaaaaaaay! They're all dead. Booooooooooo. And they're missing their skin!
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Eeeeewwwwww! I'm searching for bad guys! I'm a bad guy! There they are! Time for payback!
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Attack! Yes. Chew on this! I believe I can die. Wow! This is really easy!
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Ugh! Oh, it's a girl! She's obviously not a bad guy. Hey, let me go!
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No! You're our prisoner now! Hey, I was gonna kill those guys. That's it! I'm gonna come for you guys now.
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Walking through the jungle. We got guns and nades. We got the whup! We're totally being watched right now.
Speaker A
What! No, you're not! Yes, we are! Billy! What do you see? I said, "Billy!" Heeeeaagh!
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What is it? There's something watching us. I'm totally gonna hit you with this log.
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What? OW! Run, run, run! As fast as I can! You'll never catch me! I'm the...
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Gotcha! Dang it! Hey! Let her go! What?! Aaaagh! Hawkins! Where's Hawkins? He dead. What could have killed him!?
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Was it you, giant snake? Was it you, porcupine? I'm just... dead. What? What just happened?
Speaker A
Hey there. It was the jungle! Everybody fire your weapons! Shoot all of the bullets!
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Shoot that tree! Shoot those leaves! Did we get him? You missed me! How 'bout now?
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I'm still alive! How 'bout now? No! I give up! Blane, are you dead? Move your eyelids if you're dead.
Speaker A
Okay, he's dead. Ugh! I can't believe they hit me! Good thing I can perform surgery on myself.
Speaker A
Alright, don't scream in 3... 2... one. AHAAAAaAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAGGH! DANG IT! What keeps attacking us?! It's probably an alien.
Speaker A
That's dumb. You're dumb. He's right. It's an alien. Everyone's going crazy. What do you think, Billy?
Speaker A
Alien. Alright. Let's set a trap. Time for a montage. Planting mines and pulling ropes and bending trees and chopping vines,
Speaker A
and pulling vines and tossing ropes and catching ropes and dropping ropes, hammering with that old rock now, twist that thing around the stick. Now flex your guns, now bend that tree!
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Now gonna catch the predator! Now squat dooooooown. Oops, we forgot the bait! I'll be the bait.
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What? Here, alien, alien, alien! Hmm. I guess he's not here. Surprise! Weeeeeeeee! I got it! I got it!
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I don't got it. I see it! Do you see it? Oh yeah! You ready to kill it?
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Nah, let's split up. Oh. Okay, if you say so. I mean, I really think we should've stayed together...
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Ooo, what's that? Oh poop! Well, he dead. Good thing I'm a main character. That means I'll stay alive the whole movie...
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Awe, come on, man! Awe, give me a gun! No, it won't kill you if you don't have a gun!
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Shouldn't we just all drop our guns then? Don't be an idiot! This is not some stupid parody cartoon!
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Yeah... I think I'll drop my guns now. What!? I'll use a giant knife instead.
Speaker A
That's... not any better. You should go. Well... see you later! G G We've got to keep running!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I'm totally dying over here right nooooooooooow. Yeaaaaaaggghheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeghhhhhh. Oh no! Billy is dead! So is this fool!
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Blaagh! Noooooo! And you too! Insert quotable shouting phrase here! I'll get to the choppa!
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You did it! Just keep running, running, running! I'm gonna get you! Jungle slide! I immediately regret my decision!
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Ugh! I lived. At least I got away. Time to sleep. Cannonball! Oh crap! I was sleeping!
Speaker A
Ugh... swimming was a bad choice. Oh, this is it! Here, Dutchie, Dutchie, Dutchie! What?
Speaker A
*sigh* I guess he got away. Oh, it couldn't see me because I'm dirty! No more baths!
Speaker A
It is just the two of us now. Time for another montage! This totally worked the first time, so let's build another booby trap.
Speaker A
Now check that rope real carefully. Now lift that thing up in the sky. You're so dang strong. It's almost done. Now hold it up with that old stick. Now dust the leaves with gunpowder. Now smear some mud all on your face.
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Now wait theeeeeere. This will be great for my pores. Here, alien, alien, alien. *gasp* Awkward.
Speaker A
Nice fire you've got there. But where are you? I'm right here, you idiot! Ooooogh!
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You like fireworks, huh? Well, how about these? Oof! I lived. Where did it go?
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Oooo! It's bleeding! Where are you? It's right behind me, isn't it? Yep. You should... lighten up!
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Oh my eyes! You'll never take me alive! Oh dang it! Oh no! A bath!
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It's probably alright though. Hey. Uh oh. Hey, guess what? Chicken butt? No! I find you worthy.
Speaker A
Oh, thanks! Worthy of what? Seeing my face. Esherscherrshaarshaaarsharrrrr. Eeegh! Put your helmet back on! Please!
Speaker A
Nooooo! *grunt* Uh oh. Ha ha! Looks like I win. I'm not dead yet! It's time to rock!
Speaker A
Oh, you're bleeding! I suddenly feel sorry for you. Even though you just killed everybody I know.
Speaker A
What are you doing? You know you're not supposed to text during the movies! Time for my last laugh!
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I should probably run now! Look over there! There's no way anyone could've survived that!
Speaker A
I lived. 'Cause I live through everything. Apparently. Ooooh, he's sooooo handsome! Hey Dutch! I hear they're gonna make a sequel!
Speaker A
I won't be back. But I'll do like 15 Terminator movies!
Topics:PredatorHISHEHow It Should Have Endedcomedy recapmovie parodyDutchalienbooby trapsjungleaction comedy
