Speaker A
Oh, like how sharp is that knife, you know? Oh, touch me. Could I hire this guy to do the corns on my feet?
Toni and Ryan react to oddly satisfying cleaning and restoration videos with humor and insights, exploring tools and techniques.
Key Takeaways
- Oddly satisfying cleaning and restoration videos can be both entertaining and educational.
- Modern tools like ultrasonic cleaners and pressure washers greatly enhance cleaning efficiency.
- Restoration work offers a mindful and rewarding experience beyond just aesthetics.
- Car detailing and professional cleaning reveal the hidden dirt and potential for renewal.
- Humor and casual conversation make technical content more accessible and enjoyable.
What the video covers
- Toni and Ryan watch and humorously comment on various oddly satisfying cleaning and restoration videos.
- They discuss tools like ultrasonic cleaners, pressure washers, and carpet cleaners.
- The hosts explore restoration techniques for leather, pine floorboards, and old paint removal.
- They reflect on the mindfulness and satisfaction derived from watching and performing restoration work.
- The video includes reactions to car detailing and professional cleaning processes.
- They joke about personal habits and the appeal of cleaning gadgets.
- The hosts engage in casual banter, making the content entertaining and relatable.
- They highlight the transformation and payoff of restoring old and dirty items.
- The video captures a mix of humor, practical knowledge, and oddly satisfying visuals.
- They touch on the cultural aspect of throwaway society and the value of restoration.
Chapters
- 00:00Introduction and corn removal humor
- 00:49Avalanche talk and snow cleaning
- 01:41Pressure washer discussion and ultrasonic cleaning
- 03:02Carpet cleaning and fire treatment
- 04:04Paint tray buildup and cleaning reactions
- 06:06Furniture restoration and meditation analogy
- 06:47Floor sanding and lacquer application
- 08:41Lead paint removal and dirt cleaning
- 10:36Car detailing and professional cleaning
- 12:12Closing remarks and humor
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You a bit of dead skin just like, oh, yeah. What the [ __ ] is this? I've never seen—No, there's snow on the roof and you got to get the snow.
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I also like when they do a little tap and the whole thing just slides off clean.
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I've seen that before. I'm not in Avalanche talk. Yeah, you would love Avalanche talk.
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Yeah, I have done this before. Get the [ __ ] out. I was like, are we going to be here all day watching him stitch 47 things? No, you just pull it once.
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Retention. He knows. I was like a roller coaster. I was rolling. Oh, don't. I'm going to [ __ ] touch myself.
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Go on. OH, YEAH. Now you've made that hole. [ __ ] me in it.
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20. Sorry. Say stop when it's big enough to be your [ __ ]. Get me.
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If 50 people say Ryan, buy a pressure washer, I'll do it. I don't know why you haven't.
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My wife keeps talking me out of it. And what would she know? No, but doesn't she want you to do it so that you [ __ ] finally clean something? No offense.
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Oh, don't take offense. Oh, well, I'll try my hardest not to. I told you not to. So, don't be sensitive.
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Don't. Don't disobey a queen's order. Oh, it's ultrasonic cleaner. Oh, [ __ ] me up.
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It didn't even look that dirty. Also, what the [ __ ] is an ultrasonic cleaner, Tony? Um, it vibrates really, really, really, really fast and shakes all the stuff off.
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Show me that finished shot. Yeah, pull it out of the water, [ __ ]. Pull it out. I'm about to pull it out.
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Oh, I've nodded in the water. I was just about to say, could they put me in that water?
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Was that just a spa? Yes. Yeah. Oh, she's going to light it on fire.
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What? And it burns away the white stuff but keeps the grass all good. How does that happen?
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Oh, it's very fast. Look at that. Oh, these make me [ __ ]. Yeah, but no one's rug is that dirty.
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I'm bushy. I thought they're doing that on purpose. Yeah. Oh. Should we just give up the podcast game and just get into carpet cleaning?
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I will just say like they have hit. Not only are they great at cleaning, but they're great at making a video. Yeah, they have nailed exactly what we want to see. Give the people what they want. Oh, not the watering can. Oh, I get the
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mower on it. Do that with me pubes. Oh, question. Is this real or is it just for the video?
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No, this is the real deal. Show me the rug. Show me rug. Oh, great job to the team at the mountain cleaner.
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Oh, stop stop. I think I needed to put a towel down. Got [ __ ] wet.
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I've ruined this scene. We need the mountain, the mountain designs [ __ ] cleaners.
Speaker A
What happened today here, sir? Oh, this guy watched a video about paint and just [ __ ] shat and [ __ ] all over it in the same motion.
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Just cammed all over his office. Oh, we really don't know how [ __ ] our [ __ ] is, eh?
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Yeah. Like, it doesn't look that dirty. Dirty. Oh, that is wonderful. Hey y'all. So, I needed to get the paint out of this tray. Um, if I'm not going back to paint, I'll just leave the paint in there instead of washing it out. So,
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it kind of builds up. So, I was like, "Well, someone will enjoy this, so I might as WELL SHUT THE [ __ ] UP." SOMEONE MIGHT ENJOY IT. We're trying to shut your mouth and eat my [ __ ]
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and I'll just let you enjoy. Oh, no. I want to like it. I want to like it.
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What about when the whole thing pops? He's [ __ ] up the execution. No, I stand by it. Men, let this be a lesson to shut the [ __ ] up.
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Everybody except and just stick your hand in. Just shush and whoosh. What's up? Oh yeah.
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Oh, leather conditioner. Oh my god. Oh, that chair won't know itself. I had no idea you could do that to leather.
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Oh, I thought once it got scuffed and old, that was it. Everything can be restored. We're in such a throwaway society. Do you know what I mean?
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So true. Yeah. You know, the other day when you said I should restore furniture, I think I will.
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You'd be good at it. Thank you for saying that. And I think it'd be very mindful watching this kind of stuff.
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You know, just get in the zone and like, yeah, kind of do your thing.
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And then you also get it like, you know, when you finish meditation, then you like turn the audio off and you're like, "Oh, it's just life again." Yeah. But then with this, you've got the thing that you made.
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Yeah. Like there's a payoff to come. What's this? The whole thing is—Oh my god.
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It's the ice. Oh, come over here. It's like one sheet. Oh my god. Wa. That's so crazy.
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Aren't those kids' cars? Yeah, you're right. I mean, but it's obviously a changing of the season.
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Maybe in [ __ ] Minnesota. That's just what summer looks like. They wanted their pine floorboards sanded, gap filled using wood slivers, and sealed with Bonomega lacquer. Let's restore this pine floor.
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What a beautiful house it's going to be. Oh, they need to sand that right over.
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A power machine. What are they called? Tool. Oh, and the big sander. You [ __ ] would not. Oh, stop it.
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Yes. Oh. Oh. Huh. Oh yeah, give it up for him. That's art. What an excellent video. The little voiceover at the start told us exactly what we're doing. Then shut the [ __ ] up. Enjoy the ambiance. I do have a
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question about the bee. The bee threw me a little bit. Is that to show that time had passed between both layers of lacquer, for lack of a better term?
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OH. OH, I DON'T LIKE WHEN IT breaks open. It's like a slinky. I like that one.
Speaker A
Oh, should we get a hydraulic press downstairs? We'd never. Charles is saying yes. We'd never get it. We would never get anything done.
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Who's that chick that like reacts to those videos all the time? Is her name like Amaya or like the comments going to be going crazy, but she's really—I think it's not a Maya. It's a David Jones.
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What? When you're stripping old lead paint off like an old house. Oh, you know, like in an old house like the doors and the hinges and stuff always have like 80 [ __ ] coats of old paint.
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Oh, you know that big thud as it just fell onto the ground? That's what like when you relax after a massage, how you just want to lie?
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Yeah. Thanks for that. Can I just lay here for an hour? Here we [ __ ] go.
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Oh. Oh yeah. Get it, big boy. Oh, and it went under that pipe. Look at that dirt. See you later.
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I can't see the dirt. Oh, that's a nice big surface area on that one as well.
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Yeah, you need a big fatty. Yeah, like when you bought that [ __ ] one that was like a pencil that and that's what—Yeah, that's why it's not that good.
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I'm out of breath. Can you put the cigarettes in their mouth? Cartoon. Oh yeah. A car detailing video. That's for me.
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Oh. Oh yeah. See? Oh, what's that little thing? Little stain cleaner. Yeah. Microfiber cloth.
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When they start pulling doors out and seats, then you go, "Oh, okay. We're [ __ ] serious here."
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We're [ __ ] with a professional. Yep. Yeah. This [ __ ] Here we go.
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Oh, in those nooks and crannies. Yeah. Touch me on the cranny. Touch me on the nook.
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Oh, [ __ ]. A bit like the bee, you know what I mean? Yeah.
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Lucky he was a bit of a skater boy 'cause that's Tony's area. But yeah, shine that. Oh.
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Oh yeah. It's a brand new [ __ ] car. Oh my god. I will say getting your car detailed, it does make it feel like a brand new car.
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No. Way to [ __ ] up a really taking the gloves off was really upsetting.
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What a boner killer. I was almost there. Yeah. And now flash it for days.
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The gloves coming up. Like I don't need to see you take the condom off and put it in the bin. Do you know what I mean?
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So true. And you never do. Play it again. Have a great day everyone. Have a great [ __ ] day.
Topics:oddly satisfyingcleaningrestorationultrasonic cleanercar detailingpressure washerleather conditionerpine floor restorationpaint removalToni and Ryan
