Speaker A
Doing that. This is every day for me. Claire alone. Oh, he's playing to Busussy.
Toni and Ryan share hilarious relationship fails, awkward moments, and funny conversations in a try-not-to-laugh challenge.
Key Takeaways
- Relationship humor often stems from everyday awkward and relatable moments.
- Playful communication and teasing can strengthen couple bonds.
- Understanding and patience are key when one partner is not feeling fine.
- Shared laughter and inside jokes help couples navigate challenges.
- Humor can be a safe space to discuss sensitive topics in relationships.
What the video covers
- Toni and Ryan humorously discuss everyday relationship quirks and fails.
- They share funny outfit choices and playful banter about fashion brands.
- The couple jokes about animals, TikTok challenges, and making ugly faces.
- They role-play awkward flirting scenarios and discuss communication in relationships.
- Toni performs a waiter act while Ryan reacts to domestic life situations.
- They recount a bizarre news story about an Australian man detained in Indonesia.
- The video includes playful gift guessing and couple’s inside jokes.
- They explore emotional moments and the difficulty of expressing feelings.
- The couple highlights humorous misunderstandings and social interactions.
- Overall, the video blends comedy with relatable relationship dynamics.
Chapters
- 00:00Everyday Relationship Quirks
- 00:44Outfit Choices and Fashion Banter
- 01:40Animal Facts and TikTok Faces
- 02:43Awkward Flirting and Coffee Code
- 03:39Waiter Role-Play and Domestic Life
- 04:32Census and Social Commentary
- 05:29Funny News Story from Indonesia
- 07:38Gift Guessing and Couple Jokes
- 09:52Emotional Moments and Communication
- 11:51Humorous Social Interactions
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That can't be the real name. Deusy. Claude Deusy. It's Richard. I guess what he tapped after playing that.
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Yeah, I'd [ __ ] let someone come in Montusy. This is the outfit I chose for my boyfriend today. Isn't it cute? Say hi.
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Hi. We have his shorts from Abercrombie. This top is from Zara. His Klein boxers, his watch, and his whoop. The pose on the legs is so funny.
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Like, please enjoy this video of me thinking our priest was the...
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I'll learn how to eat blueberries for my dad. Was he... was his dad a bear? What are you... What are you talking about?
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Yeah, he was actually half bear, half man. Whoa. A turtle. That's a tortoise. That's a turtle.
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That's a tortoise. That's a [ __ ] turtle. I just made a diorama on reptiles. I know everything about turtles. You just don't argue about anything real, but you do argue about [ __ ] like that.
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Yes, 1,000%.
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Can we make our ugliest faces for a TikTok? Why does it look like he's [ __ ] in every one of them?
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Maybe he was. So true. This is a [ __ ] safe space. All right, now you do your [ __ ] face, then I'll do my one.
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Cool. Oh, well, you've already done yours. Oh, you're doing it now. How my husband would hit on me if he saw me in the store and we hadn't met yet.
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Oh, girls are scary. True though. Approaching a... Hey, I'm digging your vibe. Should we get coffee? What?
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That's a really cool thing to say though. Hey, I'm digging your vibe. Should we get coffee? That's really nice.
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That's a nice thing to say though. I think that sounds pretty cool. I'm digging your vibe. Should we get coffee?
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Yes, Charles. Coffee is my code word for naked. Should we get anal? Oh, sorry.
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I just wanted a coffee, actually. Yeah. Sorry. Your turn. You got to do your whole face.
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Honey, I'm sorry. What? I'm not doing this. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm not doing this.
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Working. Table 3 has been waiting on entree for 35 minutes, guys. Come on. Yes, chef.
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I do that while I'm doing Pipper's dinner. I'll go like walking with biscuits. Walking with biscuits.
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Behind. Behind. Coming behind. Single serve of the salmon biscuits. Who was that for? Who had that one? Beautiful.
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Oh, you'll love that. And there's some water there for the table as well. Um, as you know, my go-to play is throwing a cloth over my arm and being a waiter.
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You do like that. Yeah. And everyone, it always works a treat at my house. Excuse madam.
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Hello everyone. We just wanted to clear Andrew's shame. Thanks for all the constructive feedback.
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Getting my fine for 4:00 a.m. So, in the census, it asked, "How much domestic housework do you do?" You don't even know what it's called, domestic housework.
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That's not how it was phrased at all. And it was like...
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There were options of like 0 to 12, 12 to 20, 21, you know, like I went the next option up and I went like this and Bridget goes, "Fucking push that button. See what happens."
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That census really just [ __ ] sideswiped half the country. Yeah, 'cause it's about 50% men.
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Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Maybe put your leg up and do something. What a good sport.
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Yeah, boy. If you don't... Oh, yeah. That looks good. I would die. Oh my god, he's still doing it.
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Oh my god, he's still doing it. Why is he still doing it? No. Stop it.
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Oh, he's saying, "Oh no. Oh no. Oh no." I would die. I would crumble into the ground.
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I would start crying. He's looking around like he's lost his mom in the shops. There were other people waiting to pose in front of the elephant. Oh my god. I'm going to... Oh, I'm going to throw up.
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Divorce babes. Where were they? Why were they in the most overstimulating place I've ever heard? The waterfall, the music, the lighting. Too much.
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If I walked in, I'd go straight back out. These two could be the reluctant new faces of holiday romance in Indonesia.
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On a residential driveway near Changangu in Bali, the pair simply can't keep their hands off each other. What happens next, we can't show you due to our legal obligations. But this man got an eyeful.
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North Cuda police have labeled it an immoral act, combing the scene of the crime, which they claimed lasted 15 minutes on Saturday. The love-struck Aussie man placed on a watch list with facial recognition technology leading officers to intercept him at Dan Pasar
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airport yesterday as the 27-year-old attempted to board a flight to Brisbane. 9. Billy Aspenol is from the Sunshine Coast and tonight he remains in police custody in Badong.
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I'm just going to say what everybody's thinking. No, Australia is not made up. That seems like a false news thing. That is... that is real. Yeah, he's in jail.
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He's in jail. Well, they detained him in Indonesia. They wouldn't let him leave. Yeah. You imagine he's going to go back to what I assume is working on the site in Brisbane when he eventually gets home.
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Oh, 15 minutes. E like... Yeah. Do it seven times. I think when he did get back to work and then he's actually now in hospital 'cause he's got a bruised hand from all the high fives. We'll go back to my
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place. Oh, [ __ ] I'm in a share house with 15 other girls. What about you?
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Yeah. I'm on a footy trip with eight B. Yeah. Oh. [ __ ] the driveway.
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Driveway. Yeah. [ __ ] pile driveway. Oh, I'm actually... I think you should go to Bali, Charles. Let's go to Bali.
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I got a lovely drive-by with you and 9 months. Okay. Okay. I'm like 99% positive I know what it is, too.
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What do you think it is? Okay. You ready? Tiffany and Co. I'm just kidding. I actually don't know what it is.
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Really? Yeah. Is it Tory Burch? Is it Coach? Is it Gucci or Prada? Oh, his smile's really disappearing.
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Prada. Nada. That means no Prada in English. Yeah, it does. Thank you so much.
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She should just be happy that he got a G. He's just trying to impress his... I just love how stoked he looks. Like he's really proud of the present. Oh, poor little papa.
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No. I immediately was like, "We should do that." And I was like, "No, I'm not putting my face on your nose and you're not putting your face on my nose." Yeah. No, it's too far.
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So, you'll [ __ ] me in a Balinese driveway, but you won't let me blow your nose.
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I'm married now. Cut to us doing it now. Far footage not found. This is my boyfriend. If I open my own door.
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They love each other. If he wanted to, he would. I think that might be her first joke though. Do you know what I mean? Like a big laugh.
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It's like a huge, like massive, like is that the first time she's ever done a laugh before? She's like not sure about it. It's so sweet. Sorry for being a [ __ ]. She doesn't know how to laugh. She's
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like read a manual or a YouTube tutorial on how to laugh. She's seen "haha" written down and she's like, that's how to do it.
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She's reading the script. So, I'm not trying to be a mole, but that's really fun.
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Whatever this video is, this is our first laugh. Okay. Hey, you okay? Yeah, I'm good. Oh, that was really nice of her asking me that. It is such a beautiful day. I'm doing really good.
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Hey, you good? Yeah, I'm fine. No, I'm obviously not fine. And why can't he see that? Like, obviously, I'm showing him signs of being not fine by saying short answers, being quiet, and giving him the side eye. But I don't want to tell him that
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I'm not fine right when he asks me. I want him to ask me at least five more times for me to then be able to give him the answer. So, I'm just going to be quiet until he asks me again.
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First one to move cook dinner. It was going down my pants. All right, I'll get a steak and some mash. Thanks, sweetheart.
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They [ __ ] took that like a champ. That was amazing. I would have just started coughing straight off.
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Coughing. You started crying. Hey, Loopsy. Oh [ __ ] Here we go again. Who's the father?
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You go to the... You go to the hospital and then she's like, "Yeah, she's with me." He goes, "We know." Like, or the baby comes out not green. It's like, "Who's the father?" This is like a white doctor being like,
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"Oh, I just met him. I just met him." Yeah. I just met him for the first time tonight.
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I just pulled it out.
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Do we not have the royalties? They're playing Taylor Swift. There we go. Oh no. No audio vision only. They're walking past.
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Absolutely not. Yeah, we're closer to trying a [ __ ] bubbly dark coke one.
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Do you want to do that? Is that You've done this on purpose so that I would go, "Oh, maybe we try that other thing instead." I don't have any upper body strength and there's no way that I You'd be able to lift me like
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that. Not with these huge shoes and my big juicy naturals. What the [ __ ] GOT DIARRHEA. I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF.
Speaker A
GET THE [ __ ] out of here then. OR WOULD YOU LIKE me to carry you like in that video to the toilet?
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Did you feel the wires of my IUD? I know you didn't mean it, but you just fingered the inside of my nostril.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm the real victim here. Are you okay? Like and subscribe.
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