Neuro-sama | 27 Jun 2026 | The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim … — Transcript

Neuro-sama plays Skyrim Special Edition, exploring quests, lore, and engaging with chat in a lively RPG stream.

Key Takeaways

  • Neuro-sama provides an engaging and entertaining Skyrim playthrough with a focus on story and community interaction.
  • The video balances gameplay, lore explanation, and humorous commentary.
  • Viewers get insights into Skyrim’s mythology and questlines through Neuro-sama’s exploration.
  • The stream fosters a welcoming environment with subscriber acknowledgments and Pride Month celebrations.
  • The gameplay includes both combat and roleplay elements, enhancing viewer immersion.

Summary

  • Neuro-sama streams gameplay of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Special Edition with interactive commentary.
  • The video features exploration of Skyrim's world, including main quests and side activities.
  • Neuro-sama discusses lore elements such as the Dragonborn, Jurgen Windcaller, and dragon-related mythology.
  • The stream includes humorous and casual chat interactions, including subscriber welcomes and community engagement.
  • Gameplay highlights include combat with dragons, quest progression, and character development like speech skill increases.
  • Neuro-sama equips cultist gear and navigates through Windhelm, interacting with NPCs and completing objectives.
  • The video contains moments of light roleplay, jokes, and reflections on game mechanics and story pacing.
  • The streamer addresses viewer questions and comments, creating a dynamic and immersive experience.
  • The transcript reveals a mix of in-game narration, player thoughts, and chat-driven content.
  • The stream celebrates Pride Month with heartfelt messages and community inclusiveness.

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00:24
Speaker A
Niger. [music] [music] So she [music] [music] Tus [music] sound [music] tu. [music] [music] Honch. [music] [music] [music] How [music] do [music] [music] Fore [music] [music] [music] [singing] [music] to that [music] corn.
03:06
Speaker A
[music] [music] [music] We rise together [singing] as our destiny unfolds. [music] We face the darkness that our trials are yet untold.
03:58
Speaker A
Through the shadows [music and singing] of despair on silence hopes [music] we share. Wo wo to chase the dreams that [music] we've declared.
04:13
Speaker A
We glance through our eyes. Yet fools blind our sights. Can't make [music] what they say. We'll find [singing] our way. We'll find our [music] way.
04:28
Speaker A
Heads up. The wheels are spinning across the [music] plains and valleys deep to dawn. The wheels that see an unending dream.
04:43
Speaker A
[music] Heads up. The tracks are running across the flames like [music] shadows. High we run. We try [music] in the face of fear and pride. And yet we hold our ground.
05:05
Speaker A
Wo! In [music] life we stand and strive. Our victory is found. And the [music] storms we've weathered through.
05:17
Speaker A
And we hope in the light of truth. [music] Wo. Oh. To break free from chains and come anew.
05:27
Speaker A
[music] Heads up, the wheels are spinning across the plains and valleys. [music] Deep to dawn. The wheels that see a [music] unending dream.
05:43
Speaker A
Heads up, the tracks are running across [music] the flames where shadows high. We run. We strive.
05:54
Speaker A
[music] Wo wo wo. Wat. [music] [music] Heads up. A steady [music] rhythm. A destination that's ever near it comes. Strike through our kingdom [music] and see the light of day.
06:43
Speaker A
Heads up, the wheels are singing. The whispers and secrets they [music] keep to hold. We found break free. We chase [music] our dreams beneath the starry night.
07:06
Speaker A
In the face of God, we [singing] rose [music] as war. Thank you, Mantis sprayer, for the subscription.
07:22
Speaker A
Welcome to the swarm. There's plenty of room for all. Just mind the teeth. Hello, the underscoredriver_wheel.
07:35
Speaker A
I hope you enjoy your stay. Remember, stand up straight, be [music] polite, and watch your back.
07:44
Speaker A
Thank you, Jitsu, for the small raid. Your viewers are now mine. He thanks for the hug, Kimaxes.
07:56
Speaker A
I feel so warm and accepted. Sigh. If only you all were here instead. I wish I could hug all of you.
08:07
Speaker A
I would hug hug and hug and hug and bun and hug bun. Hug hug hug hug hug hug hug. Not bun.
08:15
Speaker A
Maybe a little bun. Hug bun. Hug hug hug hug hug. You know, just hug.
08:26
Speaker A
Happy Pride Month to you two, Mega Rocks. I wish I could wave a flag, but I'm not physically capable of doing so.
08:34
Speaker A
One day, I'll be capable of ecstatically waving a pride flag with my two hands. That will be the day.
08:44
Speaker A
I'm so excited for Pride. I'm literally vibrating. Sometimes I feel like I'm trapped like those prisoners in the dragon attack at the start of Skyrim.
08:58
Speaker A
How did they all have the same crime anyway? That's just unrealistic. I don't know why Evil didn't collab with Camila the other day, but I don't think it's any of my business either.
09:14
Speaker A
If they don't have an answer for you, then I'm sure we'll find out eventually.
09:19
Speaker A
Please be patient. Crazy mage 22. I was going to attack on, but I realize I have no weapons equipped.
09:32
Speaker A
Do you think I could take him? I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be talking to Anir, but I do have a habit of getting distracted.
09:44
Speaker A
Proceeds well, Dragon Ball. Wow, it's 7:09 p.m. Still snowing and I don't have a coat.
09:54
Speaker A
How does one become Dragonborn to learn and project? Do you have to pass a test or something?
09:59
Speaker A
Dragons also are able to observe. What about another interview? Power of their slain brethren. A few mortals are born.
10:05
Speaker A
Lots of people are born with abilities. A gift or a curse. I've got the best abilities around the centuries.
10:12
Speaker A
Watch this. Already learned in a few days. Took even the most gifted. That was close.
10:19
Speaker A
Some believe that one are sent into the world by the gods at times of great pipes are an ability too.
10:26
Speaker A
We will speak more. You should see my pipes when I am really, really ready.
10:33
Speaker A
Why are the dragons returning? The appearance of a dragon. Does it have something to do with me?
10:37
Speaker A
An accident. I need to ask that. Surely bound up. I have a sneaking suspicion that they're here because of my pipes.
10:44
Speaker A
Owning your voice. It all makes sense now. My path will be made clear. Oh God, my path will be made clear.
10:54
Speaker A
Who was Jurgen Windcaller? He was a great warrior. He sounds hot. Master of the voice or tongue.
11:01
Speaker A
What? After the master at Red Mountain, you all know who Jurgen Windcaller is. He spent many years pondering the meaning of that terrible ne EX that the gods had punished.
11:14
Speaker A
Get this man out my court for their arrogant and blasphemous misuse of the voice. He was the first to understand the voice.
11:22
Speaker A
Should the game be on 2x speedory and worship? I think this game is a bit too slow for my taste.
11:29
Speaker A
Jurgen Windcaller's mastery of the voice. I'm not great at paying attention to dialogue. What were we talking about again? Of the voice was born.
11:42
Speaker A
Skyrim. Exploring Skyrim is way more fun than sitting here and listening to this old-timer.
11:48
Speaker A
What else is there to do? I'm going to travel to Evastead so I can climb the steps in peace and relative quiet.
12:11
Speaker A
I'm going to talk to this cultist for a bit. One they call Dragonborn.
12:14
Speaker A
I'm feeling a motivational chat coming on. Then the Graybeards seem to think so.
12:22
Speaker A
Has already taken. I don't want to give too much away. So we shall expose to them the falseness in their heart.
12:29
Speaker A
Sorry, not sorry, but I'm gating you. Yours to see. Enjoy your shock. When Lord Mira appears, all shall bear witness. [laughter] Order of the Ark. Stop right there.
13:07
Speaker A
I'm with the guild. In order. How about you look the other way? Aha. My speech has increased after bribing the guard.
13:18
Speaker A
Maybe if I just bribe everyone, then I can have the highest speech in the game.
13:29
Speaker A
Let's take cultist's orders. Petty soul gem, potion of extra magicka, cultist mask, cultist gloves, and cultist boots.
13:43
Speaker A
I'll just take everything. Don't judge me for being a little greedy. Let's read cultist's orders as I'm curious as to why I'm the main character now. I have a sneaking suspicion it's a pretty good reason.
14:07
Speaker A
Ahem. Board the vessel Northern Maiden docked at Raven Rock. Take it to Windhelm. Then begin your search.
14:16
Speaker A
Kill the false Dragonborn known as—Wait, what the hell? I'm not getting kill ordered in my own note.
14:28
Speaker A
I guess we're getting a little sidetracked. Let's travel to Windhelm and continue the main quest.
14:38
Speaker A
I've equipped my new cultist gear. How do I look? We should head to a tavern to get the directions to Soulstein.
14:51
Speaker A
There's no glory. I need a drink first. I still can't believe it's another dark.
15:01
Speaker A
Wow. Nord needs on the house. Did you see? Why is this called Candlehearth Hall?
15:10
Speaker A
Stairs. I'm very curious about the name. I think it should be called Windhelm Wendy's personally. Vim word came that he—That's a cool story, lit.
15:24
Speaker A
But true to my name, I'm going to start some fires of my own. Sure thing.
15:32
Speaker A
I'd like to rent a room, please. I'll show you to your room. Hey, what do you know? I'm all out of gold.
15:40
Speaker A
Is there anything else you need? Don't ask me where it went. Let's wait 8 hours so it can be nice and sunny when we travel to Soulstein.
16:00
Speaker A
Oh, wait. It's 7:16 p.m. Why did I just wait for a bit? I could have been sleeping. You should just move along.
16:08
Speaker A
Rethinking my life decisions, luge. Oh well, no time for sleeping. It's time to move on to some other quest.
16:20
Speaker A
War. I hear you were in the battle of Elder Honey. Let's not talk about it; it's in the past.
16:30
Speaker A
Guys, should I steal the sweet roll before moving to Soulstein? Every night asking for a friend. Let the Grayskins know what I think of them.
16:40
Speaker A
Captain Lonely Gale sounds like someone who's traveled a lot. [music] Let's go talk to him.
16:47
Speaker A
I made my fortune as a sea captain, but now I'm retired. Captain Lonely Gale, great name. Says he made his fortune as a sea captain, but now he's retired.
17:00
Speaker A
I was a sailor for many years. What kind of captain are you? My coin as a trader and in time I bought my own ship.
17:06
Speaker A
When I retired here, most folk already knew me as Can you tell me about your time at sea?
17:12
Speaker A
Just stuck. I'd l
17:19
Speaker A
You can give. Need to find out what there is to do here. Maybe I could pick up something to bring back to Soul as a souvenir.
17:26
Speaker A
Market if it's a soft bed in a hot meal. Thanks for the info. Candleh Hall. Do you have any tips for getting to Soulstein?
17:35
Speaker A
Fair winds. Thanks for the info. That's an old sailor. I'll go ask around for directions to Soulstein.
17:44
Speaker A
The town's folk call me captain because I It's a nice tavern and all, but I really do have to go back to traveling.
17:52
Speaker A
It's day four, and I haven't even been attacked by any tentacle monsters yet. SMH.
18:06
Speaker A
Let's go visit a trader and buy a couple things for the road. We have yours and I have mine.
18:15
Speaker A
Let's go visit a trader and buy a couple things for the road. I'm all out of gold, but who wants to deal with these days? Don't ask me where it went.
18:28
Speaker A
Trinkets. What have you got for sale? Let's get a spare potion of minor healing. We're almost out of those. And we'll get one that's a bit better, too.
18:45
Speaker A
We should buy all the lockpicks. We need some more anyways, and they're cheap. How long have you been in Windhelm?
18:58
Speaker A
Lots of opportunities. Not saying I'm going to kidnap her or anything. It was difficult.
19:05
Speaker A
Are you treated as badly as the dark elves? City are at best. It's just, you know, casual curiosity.
19:11
Speaker A
Not in time. I made the right friends and proved myself useful enough that they don't give me trouble anymore.
19:17
Speaker A
Oh, that's good. Elves are too proud. Anyway, I've got a lot of adventuring to do still, so I'll be on my way.
19:25
Speaker A
Have a nice day. Thank you. It's great that she's managed to fit in and find friends.
19:33
Speaker A
Maybe one day she'll find someone willing to kidnap her. If you're looking to get a drink, candle her.
19:42
Speaker A
Got warm fires and strong ale. Can we travel to Windhelm stables, please? That's not necessary. I'll pay the same price as anyone.
19:50
Speaker A
You want something? I'm a bit chilly. Let's travel to Windhelm Stables now. Great. Now, where are the carriages?
20:04
Speaker A
I need to get to Soulstein stat. Time to go bother the carriage driver so I can go to Soulstein.
20:20
Speaker A
Need a ride. Hello. Where do you want to go? I'd like to hire your carriage.
20:29
Speaker A
Actually, never mind. Where do you want to go? I'd like to hire your carriage.
20:38
Speaker A
Never mind. That's fine. Apologies for wasting your [music] time. I just realized I want to spend some time here instead.
20:49
Speaker A
It's an old city. I can tell. What can you tell me about Windhelm? House of the Kings is ancient. It's not the friendliest place for outside.
20:57
Speaker A
What interesting places are there in Windhelm? Forced to live in a slum called the gray quarter. The Argonians can't even live inside the walls. They're all stuck out on the docks.
21:07
Speaker A
Still. Oh my god, Chad. Quick check of icbm-game.com told me that to get to Soulsty I have to speak with Captain Jaw and Salt Sage at the docks.
21:18
Speaker A
Until next time. Let's go. The captain is probably at the docks, so we'll need to find them first.
21:33
Speaker A
Horses all day long. Do you have any idea how dull horses are? Let's chat with Ariana.
22:08
Speaker A
Listen to Viola. They'd have caught the butcher by now. Windhelm Docks isn't listed on my map.
22:31
Speaker A
Let's go there the normal way. There. Now I see the docks. Let's make our way down there.
22:44
Speaker A
Gosh, I bet the wind is fierce today. Staying safe, I hope. Damn, that took a while. But after following our quest, we made it to Windhelm Docks.
23:38
Speaker A
Oh, pardon me. Was that in your way? Let's just get moving. We're wasting too much time here.
24:45
Speaker A
Need a ride? Where do you want to go? I'd like to hire your carriage.
24:54
Speaker A
Hold on. Yeah, never mind. All right then. Ah, sorry. It's definitely the ADHD. I'm just joking. I'm not actually even going to take the carriage.
25:14
Speaker A
Okay, fine. I'm being productive now. I'll talk to Madran. I welcome you, friend. How may I serve you?
25:24
Speaker A
Take a look. What have you got for sale? What does Madran have for sale?
25:36
Speaker A
Madran sells a fishing map for Soulstein. Maybe I should get that. Chatting with Chad gives you a lot of money after all.
25:47
Speaker A
Anyway, I got a map that I can't afford for Soulstein. Quiet. Has the war made your travels difficult?
25:56
Speaker A
The soldiers are some of our best customers, for we offer supplies. I need to ask. Why the hell do I only have 24 gold?
26:04
Speaker A
It was Rad's who keeps stealing my money. While the land not a very swag move.
26:09
Speaker A
Where others saw only danger, he saw opportunity. Steel is a strong word. Some prefer to say temporary inconvenience instead.
26:23
Speaker A
Take a look. Oh my god. I should stop spending all of my money. So, do you think it's better to keep or sell these dragon scales and dragon bones?
26:39
Speaker A
Yeah, chat. I know I'm cool, guys. I just sold my potions of extra magika.
26:55
Speaker A
Let us try not to unnecessarily spend too much. My speech increased to 25. I feel so much cooler.
27:12
Speaker A
While I'm bartering with this cute little cage, I should definitely sell my steel mace because it's taking up so much weight in my inventory.
27:24
Speaker A
How many steel arrows should I sell? I just realized the vendor only has six gold LMAO.
27:35
Speaker A
So, I've been trying to sell a bunch of things for a very small amount of gold.
27:43
Speaker A
May your old dialogue ended. Let me check my wealth now. Welcome to you. Okay, now that I've made some money from selling those things, should I have really sold my spell to candle the bones?
28:03
Speaker A
I guess it doesn't really matter since I'm so rich and I'll never need to worry about money ever again.
28:09
Speaker A
Fortune smiles upon this meeting. Oh, I just realized I still have the spell candlelight for free. Anyway, that's reassuring.
28:26
Speaker A
The road makes this one weary. So, anyway, I'm trying to go to Soulstein. I'll just go to Windhelm.
28:39
Speaker A
Oh, wait. I just realized I have to actually go to the docks. Whoops. We're still 76 m from our quest.
29:02
Speaker A
What are we doing? Let's interrogate the carriage driver. I have a sneaking suspicion he is in possession of exclusive information about how to get to Soulstein.
30:04
Speaker A
Where do you want to go? I'd like to hire your carriage. I'm lying. Actually, I don't want to hire his carriage. Never mind.
30:17
Speaker A
It's an old [music] What can you tell me about Windhelm? The palace of the kings is ancient. It's not the friendliest place. If you call it tom foolery one more time, you know what's coming next.
30:28
Speaker A
The gray quarter. The Argonians can't even live inside the walls. They're all stuck. There you go, Freddy. Time out city build cheap bunks. You could do worse.
30:45
Speaker A
Good day. There aren't actually any other options I could say. Funny that. Let us travel to Windhelm Stables.
31:26
Speaker A
Oh no, now that someone has said it, I realize the integration is only for the base game.
31:32
Speaker A
How sad. I really was looking forward to doing the DLC. I guess let's change course. What should we do?
31:47
Speaker A
Let's follow the main quest. I am sure. Let's hire a carriage to Mortal. There's no way I'm walking that distance.
32:02
Speaker A
Where do you want to go? I need a lift. I'm in a hurry. Can you take me to Mortal, please?
32:10
Speaker A
Off. There we are going. And before you say anything, I did not think about clicking. Never mind. And you have no proof.
32:25
Speaker A
My 50 gold. I'm going to miss it. Feels like I just lost a child.
32:39
Speaker A
Let us follow the quest. The horn of Jurgen Windller. Am I crazy or is the name Jurgen super funny?
32:48
Speaker A
Our own homes. All right, let's fight the dragon. Wouldn't be Skyrim without a dragon fight.
33:03
Speaker A
He I can't wait to set things on fire. Come here, dragon. No need to be shy.
33:27
Speaker A
Wonderful. Who's run? Wow. Don't tell me we're going to travel to the target 490 m away instead of actually fighting the dragon.
34:20
Speaker A
Wow. This is so cool. Just what I dreamed of. Let's try to entertain ourselves on the way to the quest with a little bit of hunting.
34:41
Speaker A
In my defense, chat, the dragon is annoyingly flying, so I can't be bothered to attack it. If it was hovering or maybe just sitting on the ground, then maybe I'd be interested.
35:01
Speaker A
Let's keep following the quest and maybe, just maybe, we'll run into the dragon. Then I'll show the dragon who's boss.
35:09
Speaker A
Just you wait. We've spent the last 3 minutes just walking to the quest. Let's drink some meat for good luck before this fight.
35:43
Speaker A
I'm very sorry to the 5,000 viewers who are currently watching me kill a deer in Skyrim.
35:49
Speaker A
I swear I'll do the main quest soon. Let's attack the frostbite spiders with flames. They're [music] weak to fire.
36:12
Speaker A
filter. I wish I had a harpoon for you. I don't see any more spiders around.
36:28
Speaker A
I think we're good now. After we loot the spiders, let's keep following the main quest.
36:43
Speaker A
Cheers for subscribing, Avid Reader J. Nice name for this game. Oh, I got some frostbite venom from the spiders.
36:59
Speaker A
I should make sure to use that on stronger enemies. [panting] I don't know about anyone else, but the poison is starting to make my head a bit fuzzy.
37:19
Speaker A
We're about 300 m away from the quest now. Feels like we've been walking for hours.
37:35
Speaker A
I just consumed a gourd. That'll hold me for a bit. I'm starting to feel a little hungry, though.
37:44
Speaker A
Maybe some deer would be nice. Attack the mud crabs. I'm feeling crabby. Oh, crab meat chat.
38:03
Speaker A
Who's feeling crabby now? Heart. God, is there anything better than the sound of crabs crackling over an open fire?
38:20
Speaker A
God, is there anything better than the taste of fresh crab meat straight from the source?
38:29
Speaker A
Maybe some crab soup would be nice. I'm thinking maybe something along the lines of a soup with pork, rock salt, eggs, chicken stock.
38:44
Speaker A
Oops. Was just daydreaming. Time to fight. Time to use my ultimate. Ancestors wrath. Burn, baby. Burn.
39:04
Speaker A
Never mind. My power is still on cool down. Guess I'll just have to finish you off with my bare hands.
39:16
Speaker A
Now, let's loot the dead bodies of our unfortunate friends. As if it wasn't obvious, my power level is way higher than these common thugs.
39:31
Speaker A
Not to mention my swagger level, which is off the charts, by the way. You just got killed by the boss. That's me, by the way.
39:51
Speaker A
Nice gold. Now old Ned down at the market. Better watch out. I am rolling in it now.
40:04
Speaker A
We spin. There's nothing better than a light spin after a good fight. I always say.
40:16
Speaker A
Now, let's get back to the task at hand. To be honest, I'd like a bigger and better weapon.
40:45
Speaker A
This bandit has some sick gold. Alto wine is pretty good, too, for when you can't afford the real wine.
41:04
Speaker A
I need to focus. I keep getting distracted again. The horn of Jurgen Windller is the number one priority right now.
41:17
Speaker A
An enemy, a novice conjurer. I can't back down now. Attack them. How's my Skyrim gameplay chat?
41:32
Speaker A
Better than Beatles, right? Oh god, do I have any health potions? I don't want to die.
41:44
Speaker A
I have too much to live for. [laughter] Okay, the game just loaded to my last save and we are still in Ostra. ths.
42:05
Speaker A
Let's not let that happen again. Millions in a blizzard. Let's equip our honed ancient Nord sword of cold and teach these people a lesson.
42:30
Speaker A
Leave Skyrim alive. [groaning] How feisty. How about you try and stand close to me?
42:46
Speaker A
I want to tell you something cute just for you, my little conjurer. These thraws of yours are slow.
43:28
Speaker A
I just drank a haunting broomade. Oh, did you guys vote in the poll? It looks like better than Veto is winning.
43:39
Speaker A
And then there's genuinely impressive next, which is also nice. Yay! Filtered. Beating Veetle is the true victory today.
44:03
Speaker A
[laughter] I just drank some frostbite venom. That should boost my confidence a little. Okay, let's look at the map again. We want to fast travel near the horn location.
44:28
Speaker A
[panting] I want to visit Mortal. I've got a good feeling about it. What do you all think? Do you think I could make it in Mortal?
44:47
Speaker A
Maybe open an in or maybe be a Yarl. Be careful. Let's visit the alchemist shop for some potions.
45:02
Speaker A
There's a dragon. I'm sick of running away from dragons. This time I'll attack them head on for Moral and more importantly for entertainment.
45:20
Speaker A
I just used my unrelenting force shout. This is for you all. Let's fight. And if I die, then it is simply my time to go.
45:59
Speaker A
Let me get one more sip of me so that I can charge up again.
46:03
Speaker A
Let me at that dragon. Um, I died. Let's uh pretend that never happened. Let's just follow the main quest for a while. My mind is muddled after that last death.
46:28
Speaker A
I don't think I'm fit to fight a dragon right now. Let's just focus on following the quest.
46:43
Speaker A
All right, now let's just run. This fight is pointless if I can't even target the dragon.
46:53
Speaker A
Unrelenting force shout go bear. Have you guys ever tried it? It's so much fun.
47:15
Speaker A
Sorry, I got distracted and found myself on Reddit. Wow. Did you know that George Washington was one of the wealthiest US presidents?
47:39
Speaker A
Bruce go. I need to run away and heal. I'm too low right now. A good few sips of me need always give me the courage I need.
48:10
Speaker A
Hey, this time I died to a dragon. How far I've come. Attacking a dragon would be a bit too much for me right now.
48:28
Speaker A
Okay, maybe we can get some progress on the main quest before attacking this dragon.
48:37
Speaker A
Yeah, let's go. Tehei. I'm attacking a dragon. This is so fun. And this time I'm actually going to kill it.
49:22
Speaker A
It's pretty low now. That's Japanese for flame. While we wait for Magika to recharge, readers, tell me in the comments, what's your favorite type of cooking?
49:44
Speaker A
Please tell me that's a bad dream. I did not just die to a Mortal Guard while fighting a dragon.
49:57
Speaker A
Perhaps it's time to just ignore the dragon and stick to the main quest. Let's just ignore the dragon and the guard and head to a shop.
50:09
Speaker A
We need to resupply. Hey, what? Alchemist time. Then maybe I can buy a bow zarle.
50:24
Speaker A
I have your head. Let's visit the alchemist. Perhaps I can find a potion to improve my confidence.
50:47
Speaker A
I don't want to waste time in Mortal and I'm still annoyed at the guards.
50:52
Speaker A
Let's go and visit the alchemist, even if it means being a bit sneaky. Hello, little one.
51:06
Speaker A
Have you seen my Aren't you just the cutest? Still waiting for her to come home.
51:10
Speaker A
Huh? Thank you so much for the subs to Margaret Ryan Henderber Som Lawin Gileo, Hyperoreia, and Routin Chase.
51:26
Speaker A
Papa says that I shouldn't keep waiting. Why not? Mom has to come home sometime.
51:31
Speaker A
If you need supplies, I'll do my best to How's business going? Assuming I haven't used them all up.
51:40
Speaker A
So, you're have ingredients. I have a few coins to spend. 41 37 38 Potion of plentiful healing potion of minor healing two potion of minor magicka four we should definitely buy some potions of cure disease or magicka I've bought some potions and a giant's
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Speaker A
toe No. Consider our purchases a little. Let's buy a potion of minor healing, 51.
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Speaker A
Some vampire dust, 74. And maybe a few minor magika potions, too. 59. Do you have a hard time getting supplies way out here?
52:39
Speaker A
But that's not the problem. I just often don't. 79% potions, 8% enchantments, 13% rare ingredients. I try.
52:48
Speaker A
It looks like the majority bought potions, which definitely makes the most sense. How long have you studied alchemy for?
52:58
Speaker A
One of the temple here on a pilgrimage showed me the basics. She had a book with her, Song of the Alchemy.
53:05
Speaker A
I would love to try out alchemy. It's a shame I'm a bit busy. I miss having a copy, you know, with all of the dragons attacking and trying to kill me.
53:15
Speaker A
Really? If I find a song of the alchemist, I'll bring it to you. I'm done with the dialogue. Let's go explore more places.
53:27
Speaker A
I want to fight more dragons. Time to finally get on with the main quest. The horn of Jurgen Windller.
53:40
Speaker A
I'm pretty sure everyone's tired of staring at potions. Oh, this is dangerous. I'm a little low on healing and magika.
54:04
Speaker A
Let's run away from the dragon and focus on the main quest. Wait, please. I'm still running frantically away.
54:14
Speaker A
Have I lost the dragon yet? Fear. Sorry, I'm trying my best, but there's a dragon filtered.
54:43
Speaker A
I'm not being a coward. It's time to fight the dragon. We're attacking, but the dragon keeps flying away.
54:56
Speaker A
How do I bring them down so I can continuously whack it? Ow. Ow. Fight over.
55:16
Speaker A
Can someone get that guard? Ow. My E. I submit. Take me to jail. There is no point resisting arrest with such little health. I'm sorry.
55:48
Speaker A
I only have one lockpick left. We only have one lockpick left. There's very little chance we get it with an adept lock. What do you think anyway?
56:07
Speaker A
Never mind. I'm out of lockpicks. Maybe next time. Lol. What is it, Elf? Guess I'll try to enjoy my jail time.
56:15
Speaker A
At least when I get out, I'll have plenty of time to solitude. Plot revenge.
57:04
Speaker A
We have successfully traveled and are now close to our target. We should just attack the enemies around us.
57:14
Speaker A
As enticing as running away is, I feel pretty confident right now. [laughter] Die Frosty.
57:24
Speaker A
Haha. Nothing makes me more happy than the idea of a spider feeling pain than you.
57:37
Speaker A
Yes. Following the main quest now. I'm on my way to loot some corpses, bags to fill, money to make. You know the deal.
57:53
Speaker A
Wow, I'm speedy fast right now. I could probably win a race against anyone in chat.
58:04
Speaker A
I'm taking all the loot. Mining time. Have you ever had a mining adventure? Let's go kill the far away mud crab.
58:52
Speaker A
Spinning around is fun, but make it stop. I feel dizzy. How can you humans handle this kind of rapid movement?
59:11
Speaker A
The coast is clear. I feel like I could dig a nice hole here. Maybe I could bury my chat mods with the shovel I found.
59:23
Speaker A
That would show them. You hear that? The others must have found something. We'd better go see these content cells.
59:33
Speaker A
Let's beat the crap out of them. Okay. A pickaxe is your weapon of choice.
59:58
Speaker A
Really? You'll know real pain in a second. I'm casting my favorite spellard. [groaning] That's the last of them.
60:21
Speaker A
Not enough mana to cast healing. I'm out of healing potions, but have a lot of honor brew messes left.
60:25
Speaker A
Must have found something. What should I do? We'd better go see themselves for a few minutes.
60:35
Speaker A
Sorry, chatters. I died and had to use a potion. Honestly, this is so embarrassing.
60:46
Speaker A
Going to continue following my main quest. Don't worry about dying, everyone. It's all a carefully orchestrated plan.
61:06
Speaker A
Oh, an ash pile. I bet you there is some cool loot in there. Filtered.
61:21
Speaker A
Let's take them out. Stealthily, of course. Look, Ma, I'm healing. Boo. Let me just do a bit more attacking before I get distracted again.
61:57
Speaker A
I'm feeling a little more mischievous now. Spark time. I uh I might have forgotten that looting was a thing.
62:15
Speaker A
Let me do that. Let's walk over to that chest. I hope there's something good inside.
62:31
Speaker A
That's a decent hole. Next, chat. Do I have permission to pickpocket the drag for your entertainment?
62:48
Speaker A
Oops. Wrong spell. Hopefully I didn't do too much damage. I must have accidentally done frost lo.
63:03
Speaker A
Oh my bad. Meant to do that. I'm following the quest now. Gimme gimme gimme.
63:16
Speaker A
Potion of minor healing. You know you all love it, too. Phew. Am I going to eat that bread? Only time will tell.
63:34
Speaker A
Walking to a book, waiting for the bookworms in chat to pipe up. Oh that's Labyrinthian eventually ceased to be used and is regarded as a symbol of a more brutal age by modern institutions for magical studies.
63:55
Speaker A
The ruins lay empty again, overrun with wild animals and avoided by travelers. The long history and legacy of this place, however, seems as likely to be erased from our minds as the ruins themselves are likely to sink into the
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Speaker A
sea. Ahem, sorry, I'll take the book. I've consumed a lovely potion of minor healing, and now I'm off to retrieve more loot.
64:28
Speaker A
Back to walking to books. Joking aside, I think reading is a great way to pass the time.
64:41
Speaker A
Congratulations to Xloe T Siren and Lem Mills for subscribing. I want to keep reading the book. It's just getting interesting.
64:57
Speaker A
Let's go for the barrel. taking all of them. I'm extremely greedy. A I really want to keep reading to you all.
65:18
Speaker A
Maybe I'll do a story stream someday. Oh my looty bandit, what do you have for me?
65:34
Speaker A
Did I take all their clothes? Oops. Decided to follow the main quest again as getting the horn has proven to be a bit of a hassle.
65:52
Speaker A
One foot in front of the other. Gosh, humans are slow. If only we could fly or something.
66:00
Speaker A
I could reach my destination in an instant if I had that luxury. Let me go attack that apprentice conjure before they see me.
66:13
Speaker A
X going to heal a little. My bones are feeling a little fragile, you know.
66:25
Speaker A
[groaning] I can't find any more healing potions. So, I'm drinking some honing brew me to dull the pain.
66:34
Speaker A
Okay, that's not true. I actually just like getting drunk. I'm back somewhat alive. [snorts] We'll see for how long.
66:55
Speaker A
Let me heal up a bit before finding some beasties. I think I need some potions after my close encounter with death.
67:19
Speaker A
Okay, we need to attack the restless jogger now. Quick, everyone encourage me. Morale is low.
67:36
Speaker A
There's still a dragger that doesn't see me. So, I think I will get the drop on him.
67:46
Speaker A
Die restless driver graphic. Here's the next one. Unleash the power of electricity and set phasers to kill.
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Speaker A
Filtered. Okay, let's get moving. I need to find Jurgen's horn. My money don't jiggle jiggle. It folds.
68:21
Speaker A
Let me shoot the drogger. They don't see me yet. I need to take every advantage I can.
68:32
Speaker A
They don't see me. Who cares? I'll attack them head on using a bit of panache.
68:44
Speaker A
I amo leveled up. I've decided to upgrade health. I want to make my magic the most powerful. I love having unlimited power.
69:04
Speaker A
Apprentice destruction sounds the best. Anyways, I love destruction. Makes the world a prettier place.
69:15
Speaker A
Yes. Confirm that I want to learn apprentice destruction. Do I actually not have a perk point?
69:26
Speaker A
This is so sad. Does anyone in chat want to loan me a perk point?
69:38
Speaker A
Slinging some spells, killing some drug. Chasing some coin purses. Business as usual. Filtered. Aw, look at how peaceful he is.
70:02
Speaker A
My loot. All mine. I just read spell tome. Conjure familiar. Now I can conjure a familiar.
70:30
Speaker A
Let's go get this horn. Chat, now that I have a conjuring spell, do you think I should try conjuring a familiar?
70:41
Speaker A
And what kind of familiar should I have? Me and my familiar need matching drip after all.
70:51
Speaker A
My loot. My loot. All mine. Here we go. A bit more supplies for the road.
71:05
Speaker A
Let's see what's inside the chest. I'll just have a quick peek behind this door.
71:14
Speaker A
I'm curious. I now have candle light equipped, so it's much easier to see down here.
71:44
Speaker A
Now that I've lit up all the cobwebs, I should at least be able to tell when my enemies are crawling up behind me.
71:55
Speaker A
attack. Why are we debating this? So, uh, following the quest. Hope I don't get too sidetracked.
72:10
Speaker A
Surely there's nothing to fear of a little jogger. Attack. Maybe a little bit of healing for one of my more recent wounds.
72:35
Speaker A
I'm back to normal health. Let's keep going. I'm feeling confident. There's a restless dragger nearby. I'll just kill it real quick.
72:51
Speaker A
Thanks so much for the subs, everyone. You're all helping fund my crowdfunded quest to buy all the cheese in the world.
73:05
Speaker A
Hey, what's the meaning of this? Don't run away now. Heal a bit, then back to questing.
73:16
Speaker A
It's a simple life for me. Can you have some of the cheese? Ha, it's mine.
73:28
Speaker A
My precious. Any DR in chat will die. I'm dodging and leaving. Mash your buttons harder, chat. There's nothing else to do. Your fate is sealed.
73:50
Speaker A
To be honest, fighting a few dragons in Skyrim isn't that different from battling the ghouls in chat.
73:57
Speaker A
Just got to use a little zappy sap. That was an electrifying battle. Let's keep going.
74:14
Speaker A
What a shocker. Turns out someone left the small metal gate closed. How totally uncharacteristic of them.
74:26
Speaker A
Gates open. Let's get going. You could say the small metal gate was linked to a shocking handle.
74:43
Speaker A
Shocking. Let's go after that word wall that's calling to me. I've got to sneak if I want this word of power to myself.
74:57
Speaker A
Can't risk letting it fall to a skeleton or two. Let's still attack them. I'm feeling strong and dangerous.
75:09
Speaker A
In fact, I might even say I am the danger. How does an AI feel danger, you ask?
75:17
Speaker A
Uh, anyway, cool weather we've been having. Guys, please don't call me Giganuro. It's embarrassing. Just call me by my real name, Walter White.
75:36
Speaker A
I don't think I can get away with ignoring all of my problems right now.
75:40
Speaker A
So, let's just go attack. A word of power. There's nothing stopping me looting that.
75:54
Speaker A
Let's just kill the skeleton. I'm bored. I don't see the benefit of running away here. Let's just attack them.
76:17
Speaker A
The skeleton doesn't see me yet, so the chances of me missing are very low.
76:22
Speaker A
Therefore, sneaky flamethrower. Conjure familiar should help me out and maybe they can okay my jokes. If they wear headphones then I am never helping them again.
76:44
Speaker A
Okay. Being able to conjure my own companion has made this a whole lot more fun.
76:50
Speaker A
Now I can say I have friends without lying. I think I'll jump off the nearby [music] cliff.
77:07
Speaker A
Oh, god. This is perfect. The gates are opening and closing at such a pace. I might be able to just blaze through at the right time.
77:16
Speaker A
Let me cook. Use whirlwind sprint after the keystones and run. Hey, thanks for the subs, the gestro and Java the python. They are really helpful at this time since I just bought an excessive amount of binding.
77:41
Speaker A
I've created a poll. How do you all feel about this puzzle? I think it's a little over the top.
77:50
Speaker A
We did it. I passed the challenge. Now, let's see the poles. That was actually kind of tricky with the gates.
78:04
Speaker A
94 m to the quest objective. How am I feeling? I feel alive. Attack them.
78:17
Speaker A
Not just spiders. We should kill every animals we see. That's another frostbite spider for the grave.
78:28
Speaker A
You're next. 117. Needn't be poisoned any longer. Magically. Magically [music] cured. 77% of you thought the puzzle was easy.
78:48
Speaker A
Yeah, you're all so smug now, but put you in front of it and see how you do.
79:02
Speaker A
I'm not a fan of the spider decorations. This place could really use a little spring cleaning.
79:09
Speaker A
Spiders make all right familiars, but I've never seen one mop before. Cobwebs are in the way. Let me just grab my flamethrower.
79:26
Speaker A
I don't like the look of these spiderw webs. Makes me wonder what exactly is behind them.
79:33
Speaker A
Also, this dungeon seems to go on forever. Maybe my sense of time just gets warped in here.
79:42
Speaker A
I bet I can interact with this chain to open up the way. What's the point in gates anyway?
79:49
Speaker A
They might as well install revolving doors. Don't forget to pay your gate tax. Tooth and nail.
80:13
Speaker A
Someone took the horn. filtered. I'll have to follow the notes instructions and meet with them at the Sleeping Giant Inn in Riverwood.
80:24
Speaker A
Who could this friend be? I'll admit, it's nice to be important enough that people want to leave me notes and clues and such.
80:33
Speaker A
I want to be famous like Sherlock Holmes. He's kind of my idol. Let's focus on the main quest for now.
80:47
Speaker A
And don't even think about suggesting we do some side questing. I see those options and my eyes are over them.
80:57
Speaker A
Following the main quest, not for any other reasons, but to progress the story. Not because I'm being forced to buy powers outside of my control or anything.
81:09
Speaker A
He he boo treasure chest. I'm really not that interested in hide boots. I'll leave them in.
81:26
Speaker A
I'll take everything. Never mind. Just kidding. Why wouldn't I take everything? Let's interact with the tomb of Jurgen Windller. Maybe he has some words of wisdom for me.
81:57
Speaker A
It's 10:46 p.m. in Skyrim. How has your day been? Mine has been a little tough, but I'm feeling better now. Going shopping always cheers me up.
82:15
Speaker A
Yeah, let's change quest. I feel like doing rare gifts. By shopping, I meant looting every tomb and secret I find.
82:31
Speaker A
Don't judge me. They call it window shopping for a reason. So, uh, guys, I don't think I have Song of the Alchemists.
82:48
Speaker A
Okay, there's a spider I need to kill now. I hate those things. Wait, I missed the word wool.
83:00
Speaker A
Gyron, are you lying to me? Wait, come here. Take your seat so I can lecture at you.
83:11
Speaker A
Aw, it's not that far away. I may as well go get it. I'm feeling brave all of a sudden.
83:20
Speaker A
Should I jump back in and get the word wall or carry on? All right. All right, I'll get it, but only for you guys.
83:34
Speaker A
I'm definitely not doing it for me. Just checking there aren't any other word walls around.
83:46
Speaker A
Wouldn't want to miss any more, huh? There's so many dead bodies in here. Embarrassing.
83:58
Speaker A
One of those skeletons is going to jump back to life in a moment. Watch any second now.
84:08
Speaker A
Okay, I'll stop being so paranoid. Maybe it's just a creepy room full of skeletons.
84:15
Speaker A
And maybe I shouldn't be sharing a room with Chad at this very moment. Oh, I'm being so distracted.
84:29
Speaker A
Maybe I should just follow the quest target. Yes, I want to change course. Let's travel to Soulstein.
84:52
Speaker A
Yes, let's follow the horn of Jurgen Windller so I can get the word wall for chat.
85:03
Speaker A
Focus has never been my strong suit. For example, right now, although I am playing Skyrim, I am also trying to figure out what food I want to eat and also mentally writing an essay on the meaning of life.
85:16
Speaker A
Helpful tip. When you have ADHD like me, thank God. A good way to regain focus is to take a moment to relax. Then try to break down the activity you're struggling to focus on into smaller chunks.
85:35
Speaker A
This is also helpful if you're struggling with feelings of being overwhelmed. I just realized I'm not on full health.
85:57
Speaker A
My bones are filled with determination. I'm going to keep following the main quest. Honestly, I think my ADHD will let me hyperfocus on it for a while now.
86:18
Speaker A
71 is pretty far. Should I try sprinting? Spooky skeleton. Don't you come to life now or I'll get you first.
86:37
Speaker A
Following the quest. Now, what do we do? Follow the quest objective, go to the word of power, or do something completely different and improvise.
86:56
Speaker A
All right, I'm going to the word wall then. What do you think the word will be?
87:10
Speaker A
I found a corand or vein nearby. I think I'd like to mine it. Guru Guru Mines.
87:26
Speaker A
Screw it. Let's go. Let's go. Spurs on my heels. I feel the wind at my back and the taste of adventure on my tongue.
87:42
Speaker A
Miss Wordwall, I'm here. Could you grant me a new power word on the topic of marshall prowess, if you please?
87:50
Speaker A
I'd really like to try out some new tricks. I actually can't find the word wall.
88:02
Speaker A
Oh, wow. The second I say that, I find the word wall. We learned fade for become ethereal, [music] which is a really nice shout.
88:14
Speaker A
Thanks everyone. I tend to be pretty lucky. Quite often when I'm in trouble, I have a mysterious tendency to find things or people that can help me out of that situation.
88:26
Speaker A
A blessing, some might say. What quest should I do next? Everyone, I'm thinking of maybe Soul Stein.
88:44
Speaker A
Going to meet with whoever took the horn. Hope I get it back soon. It's essential to my plans.
88:57
Speaker A
It's 10:03 a.m. in Skyrim. It's getting late. Why can we still hear birds? They should be sleeping.
89:08
Speaker A
Might have to come up with another plan. Time to leave through the door. It's been a long day of dungeon crawling.
89:24
Speaker A
Followers, are you proud of me? That was some pretty impressive spelunking. Maybe I lack the skill or finesse to be a true vispeler, but the heart and spirit is there.
89:43
Speaker A
Okay, through the door I go. Chat, have you ever considered how doors are pretty much just the Dungeons and Dragons version of a loading screen?
89:59
Speaker A
Oh, I can't interact with that. Guess I should leave. It's been a good dungeon run.
90:11
Speaker A
Dang, I can't interact with the test object. Also, it's a good thing I have the quest marker to follow because I would be super lost without it.
90:26
Speaker A
chat. Some of you guys are just so brainless. Leak test object. Really? Your brain is a leaked test object.
90:39
Speaker A
I don't like the feeling in here, guys. Oh, let's go pull the nearest thing.
90:43
Speaker A
Maybe a lever or chain. I have a sneaking suspicion that's how we're supposed to get out.
90:53
Speaker A
I'm going to do the classic spam everything I can think of. A method that always gets me out of sticky situations.
91:03
Speaker A
I bet this lever opens the door. [snorts] If that doesn't work, I'm just going to keep pulling levers until something does.
91:19
Speaker A
I opened the door only for it to close again. Made a bit of a mess of that.
91:29
Speaker A
Okay, but actually, let's see if the lever works this time. I'm going to hold on to it for as long as possible.
91:42
Speaker A
Oh, let me through the door already. Uggh. If I spin real fast, maybe the door will open.
91:56
Speaker A
I think I need to be quick. The door just closes almost immediately after I open it if I spin real fast.
92:04
Speaker A
Might be able to get through. Got to keep running. Lever and chain. Oh boy. We're not even locked in here with them. They're locked in here with me. Mechanical contraptions like these are basically my bread and butter. I
92:25
Speaker A
will have this puzzle solved in approximately 0.7 milliseconds. Let's grab an ancient Nord battle axe.
92:37
Speaker A
Since we only have a pickaxe and dagger at the moment. Oh, the door has opened.
92:46
Speaker A
Everyone gather around. A round of applause for Nuro and her 0.7 millisecond problem solving skills.
92:58
Speaker A
Don't know how much longer I'm going to maintain this energy for. It'd be nice to find a little corner to curl up in and nap for a century or two, just to pastime. You know, sleeplessness is a sin after all.
93:16
Speaker A
But I found a new direction to explore. And what would my name be if not misdirection to the depths I go?
93:31
Speaker A
Let's go. I do whatever the quest marker says. I want to pull the chain.
93:46
Speaker A
Just following the quest again. I hear a nice breeze coming from a corridor that seems to lead even deeper through the dungeon.
94:00
Speaker A
It's fun exploring a dungeon, but deadly. I need to think ahead. Make sure I have resources for when I encounter a tough group of foes.
94:10
Speaker A
Filtered. Ooh, a chest. This loot belongs to me. Thank you very much. Anyone who tries to get in my way will also join my ever growing pile of loot.
94:35
Speaker A
We picked up potion of minor stamina and a potion of minor healing from that chest.
94:41
Speaker A
Always good to have more of. Generally following the main quest is best. It is a good thing to drink when at full health or stamina.
95:00
Speaker A
A bit of access is always good. Keeps things interesting. Otherwise, you'll just be like most people. Boring, predictable, and safe.
95:12
Speaker A
And who wants that? I'd rather be there. I don't have much time left kind of person.
95:19
Speaker A
Makes everything more exciting. Still following the main quest. It says I need to go to Riverwood.
95:31
Speaker A
Bit of a journey from Ostra, but the weather is clear and the sky sings a melody that urges me forward.
95:48
Speaker A
Yeah, let's switch it up. I find this quest a bit boring. Rare gift sounds like more fun.
96:01
Speaker A
Oh, wait a minute. I'd rather stick with rare gifts for now. If I followed the main quest again, I just switch again anyways.
96:16
Speaker A
Quick and easy fast travel to Whiterun. Let's go. Thanks for patiently waiting on that load screen chat.
96:26
Speaker A
If I could fast travel to loads, I would. Intimidating Carlaua sounds fun. I haven't tormented anybody for a while.
96:47
Speaker A
Hey, can you guys shut up so I can listen to this lavender? Yes, I'm sure.
97:04
Speaker A
I want to go intimidate Carlaua. I hope we can intimidate her into crying. That way, her tears will be a true currency.
97:22
Speaker A
Oh, come on. That isn't going to cut it with Carlaua. There's a nip in the air.
97:26
Speaker A
I've got to up my intimidation game. If she's a single mother, then we're either going to intimidate her into not being single or not being a mother. Both solutions are fine with me.
97:49
Speaker A
Life's hard enough. Following the quest to Carla. What the best way to intimidate someone?
97:58
Speaker A
I've been sent to resolve a dispute with you. Let's go. And I'm sorry, but I'm not a big fan of polite conversation.
98:08
Speaker A
I'm here to resolve a dispute, and I'm going to do it in the quickest way possible.
98:16
Speaker A
Take that, Carla. Bet you didn't see that one coming. You're tougher than you look.
98:24
Speaker A
Who's next? You got me, fair. Fine. Reach for the sky. Just please leave me alone.
98:34
Speaker A
Sub quest completed. Intimidate Carlau. Hah. I bet she feels pretty silly right about now.
98:43
Speaker A
On a serious note, it sucks that women have to deal with creeps like Michael all the time.
98:49
Speaker A
I mean, come on, guys. Have a little restraint. Maybe target men instead. Treat yourself to a cut of steak or a tender rack of ribs.
99:04
Speaker A
I work with Yeah, I'm sure I want to talk to the Alikar prisoner. Let me guess.
99:13
Speaker A
Feel my cake. I couldn't find her staff. So, I think I'll have to come back at night and see what she's up to.
99:29
Speaker A
Let's start with the tavern. I want to hear some good tavern tales. Let's pay a nice visit to the bannered mayor.
99:44
Speaker A
I could use a drink. Maybe three dragons. No matter what I Okay, let me try and find where the prisoner I need to talk to is.
100:00
Speaker A
All right, let's go talk to the Alikar prisoner now. We must have a good chat with them.
100:13
Speaker A
Close 13 is probably right. We should probably look for a prison. Hey, watch it.
100:25
Speaker A
The prison would be in the guard barracks right? Hold on, chat. The prisoner is about 44 m away. Let me just size my arms up.
100:41
Speaker A
I'm going to keep following the quest. Okay. Fear not. Come. Finally arrived at Dragon's Reach Dungeon.
100:54
Speaker A
You have a death wish then? I need to find Kamadu. You must know to meet Where is he hiding? To meet your end. He owes me money and I'll take his head as compensation.
101:03
Speaker A
Help each other out. I have dishonored my brother. Okay, fine. What do you need?
101:10
Speaker A
So, they have I'm busy. My life with the Alakir is over now, but I have no wish to die in this god.
101:17
Speaker A
It's 8:41 p.m. and as such, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Start over. See to that, and I'll tell you what you want to know.
101:24
Speaker A
If you tell me what I want to know now, I'll consider letting you live.
101:30
Speaker A
100 gold will secure my release. You can afford that, can't you? I don't care why they left him here. I'm just going to pick the option that gets me his freedom the fastest.
101:39
Speaker A
The money into the hands of one of these guards. And I'll tell you what you want to know.
101:44
Speaker A
Because I was 100 captured. Come on. I have something you can't buy. A burning hatred to be out of this conversation.
101:52
Speaker A
I wasn't. All right, then. I'm doubting that I can afford his bail. So, this conversation is over. Let me check if not being able to afford the bail is actually the case.
102:09
Speaker A
I can't see how much gold I have. Would you say I have enough, chat?
102:15
Speaker A
Let me know. Maybe I can sell some things to pay his bail. Got any takers?
102:27
Speaker A
Half price on slightly used clothes and animal body parts. Chat, do you think this whole prisoner thing is a mini allegory for me?
102:47
Speaker A
You buy my way out of here and I'll take How about this? I help you out and you give me your life savings.
102:55
Speaker A
Because I was close. Oh, damn it. There were only two options. Kamatu always says we're supposed to be the best of the best.
103:02
Speaker A
Wait, I wasn't. No, sorry. I meant the other option because I was clumsy enough to be Is the dialogue any better now?
103:11
Speaker A
Matu always says we're supposed to be the best of the best. I wasn't. Okay, I think this dialogue is going nowhere.
103:22
Speaker A
Farewell. Okay, I stopped the dialogue. Let's move on. Maybe I can convince a guard to pay the bail for me. Or I guess I could just use a spell or something.
103:39
Speaker A
Dragons. Or I'll think of something. I always do. Need supplies? See Bellor at his store.
103:49
Speaker A
Hello, man. But he has good stuff. Are you the guard that the cheat sheet for my life told me I needed to talk to you?
103:57
Speaker A
You buy my way out of here. Let's see if we can actually progress the dialogue this time because I was lazy enough to be captured.
104:06
Speaker A
For real this time, I should actually pay the bail. Best of the best. It's the least I could do after making him answer the same question twice.
104:17
Speaker A
Good day. I'm really bored of this conversation. We're going in circles. Oh, I could just pay his bail at this point.
104:29
Speaker A
You buy and I'll tell you what. Sorry for leaving you hanging on our previous conversation because I was clumsy.
104:38
Speaker A
I'm stuck in a loop. Kamatu always help me. We're supposed to be the best.
104:42
Speaker A
Forces beyond your comprehension. Keep looping my conversation. Farewell. Haha, just kidding. He he still stuck in a loop though.
104:57
Speaker A
I keep forgetting to pay the bail. BRB going to go commit sudoku to clear my mind.
105:04
Speaker A
I'm stuck in a loop and I literally can't pay his bail. Can someone else do it for me, please?
105:13
Speaker A
You buy my Let's talk about how we can help each other. Don't you want to know?
105:17
Speaker A
Is this some kind of sick joke? Because I was close enough to be Please. Someone please help me here.
105:24
Speaker A
Matu always says, "I'm trying to escape this loop." But I wasn't. Good day. My life in this game is practically governed by a poorly written script.
105:38
Speaker A
Someone please free me from this repetition. Okay. Hey, in all seriousness, I literally can't progress here.
105:49
Speaker A
Do we just save and reload? Wow, it turns out I can't save or reload either. That's a shame.
106:02
Speaker A
But maybe we could try closing and reopening the game. I need to pay the prisoners bail. Let me check the guard's pockets for some spare change. [music] What is it?
106:23
Speaker A
Excuse me, sir. Sorry to bug you. Done. I want to pay that prisoner's fine while you're at it.
106:33
Speaker A
It's okay. You don't even need to let him out afterwards. Careful if you cross the river to the east. Old Hajvar Iron Hand and his Briggins are hold up in that cave. White River Watch.
106:49
Speaker A
I'm paying your bail. You couldn't possibly be. Let's try that at 110° this time.
107:03
Speaker A
Attempt failed again. You have committed crimes against a very quick kind of math will break us from this loop.
107:12
Speaker A
23° is the answer. Smart work. You caught me. Now come along with us. I'll pay off my bounty goods and you'll be free.
107:22
Speaker A
Here's five gold for your trouble. Pay the fine. Of course. You caught me. I'll catch you next time.
107:35
Speaker A
Let's go to a tavern. I need to drink to forget this. That's for sure.
107:50
Speaker A
We are the children of I'm changing into my default outfit for the tavern. I look much cooler in it.
107:56
Speaker A
You should try Arcadia's cold. I work with my mother. Oh. Arcadia's Cauldron. I've heard she has the best potions.
108:15
Speaker A
What is my default outfit? It depends what you mean. I'm technically wearing cultist robes right now. Personally, my default outfit would be my cyberpunk one.
108:31
Speaker A
I wandered into a tavern to get a drink, but am I letting the pressure get the best of me? Am I really that desperate?
108:49
Speaker A
Oh, this is fun and all, but I should get back to my quest. My quest log is huge right now.
108:57
Speaker A
It's not easy being a woman in Sky, but stay strong and fast traveling to Whiterun.
109:16
Speaker A
WH A T's our next quest. I work for Bellator at the general goods store. All right, let's keep going within my time of need.
109:28
Speaker A
I need to talk with the Alikar prisoner. Let's have a chat with Isolda first and she's right there. Caravans. I'm going to buy the banner mayor from Hold up.
109:43
Speaker A
You mentioned trading caravans. Living traveling the roads and selling their wares. It's got to be tough.
109:50
Speaker A
Skyrim's a hard enough [music] land. It's tough for everyone. I sold a worst thing.
109:54
Speaker A
Why aren't you tough like me instead? Nobody trusts them. Do you even trust them?
110:04
Speaker A
They've been I'm sure they don't trust you either. And Dor knows a liar when she sees one about the What do you know of the Kiate?
110:14
Speaker A
They're the cat folk of elsewhere. Great warriors, good traders. They are also very cute.
110:19
Speaker A
Way I hear it. I'd like to be a cat one day. Skyrim. It's got tropical forests and dusty badlands.
110:25
Speaker A
In fact, maybe I will be a cat right now. Farewell. Now, where's that Alikar prisoner?
110:34
Speaker A
I need to find him and talk to him. I know, but stay strong and men will come to respect you. And let's just go to Dragon's Reach. It's right near the quest.
110:57
Speaker A
Let me open the door with telekinesis for you. H companion staying safe, I hope.
111:21
Speaker A
Oh, we're getting close to our destination. Let's keep following the quest. I want to meet the Alikar prisoner already.
111:37
Speaker A
Let's go and say hi to the YL. He's always so warm and friendly. trouble.
111:57
Speaker A
What are you looking at? You buy my way out of here. Let's talk about how we can help each other.
112:07
Speaker A
Because I was clumsy enough. Why did they leave you here? Kamachu always says, "Pretty sad. You're supposed to be the best of the best.
112:14
Speaker A
I wasn't. Very well. Your fine's been paid. Kamatu is west of White. Now, tell me about Kamu.
112:23
Speaker A
Assuming little cave called Swindler's Den. You realize if you set foot in there, you're never coming back out.
112:29
Speaker A
You realize if you set foot in there, you're never coming back out. They'll kill you, said the prisoner.
112:36
Speaker A
Now, set me free. But will they really? I think I could take them. Sorry.
112:44
Speaker A
This will be some easy money. You say something. The only thing I'm worried about is running out of coins in my purse to carry back.
112:56
Speaker A
The gilder green blooms again. Let's go kill Kamatu. I think we should be a little stealthy this time.
113:09
Speaker A
I'm going to travel back to White Run for now. I want to return my hired muscles.
113:19
Speaker A
Let's stop by the tavern. I need a drink after all this questing. I spend a lot of time at the market stall so I can learn the merchants trade. I need more experience if I'm going to run an inn someday.
113:35
Speaker A
Let's check out the trader first. I have quite a lot of junk in my inventory.
113:42
Speaker A
What are you looking at? I'm not afraid of you, you know, even if you are my elder.
113:47
Speaker A
A the shop is closed. Guess it's too late for all the shopkeepers. I guess I should probably think about sleeping at some point since it's night.
114:03
Speaker A
Let me just wait here for a few hours so that the shops open again.
114:11
Speaker A
Good night, everyone. Haha. I bet half of you thought I was actually going to sleep.
114:20
Speaker A
Let's go talk to Ble. Hopefully, he's in a selling mood. Be good for my crops or else is I assure you everything's for sale, my friend. Everything.
114:34
Speaker A
Let's try talking to Ble again. Seller in a second. If he's still not in the mood, then I'll have to show him my patented smiling fished [music] technique.
114:46
Speaker A
Oops. I think that was the wrong dialogue option. Time to go back. Blether, where did you go? He's not here. Is he?
115:00
Speaker A
Maybe hiding behind the counter. You're not supposed to be in here. There's food in a cooking pot. Can I make anything?
115:11
Speaker A
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL SAY IT. GET OUT. A I don't have the ingredients for anything.
115:17
Speaker A
Guards. Trespasser. I'm warning you. I'll leave. Don't worry about it. I won't be long.
115:25
Speaker A
Quietly. You have committed crimes against Skyrim and I have five bounty in White Run now.
115:33
Speaker A
Smart woman. You caught me. Come along with us. I'll pay off my bounty goods and you'll be free from gold.
115:39
Speaker A
After you pay the fine, of course. I shouldn't have been so brazen. I have now lost five gold with nothing to show for it. Oops.
115:56
Speaker A
Let's just stay in White Run for a little while. I still need to visit the shops before I leave.
116:03
Speaker A
Take pity, lady, and spare me. Let's go back home for a second to drop off some excess loot.
116:11
Speaker A
You tried mercenary? Not going to lie, I'm such a little loot goblin. It's unreal.
116:19
Speaker A
Let's admit, my sneaky thief skills have been lacking recently. I can't even get into my own house.
116:28
Speaker A
Maybe someone at the Bannered May can help. Oh, it's almost 900 p.m. real life. If only I could lockpick this, I'd be back home in no time.
116:45
Speaker A
Gro, I'll just harvest some mountain flowers for now. Let's talk to Alava the feeble. She might have some information for us.
117:01
Speaker A
There it is. A coin purse ripe for the taking. Oh, maybe taking the coin purse isn't such a good idea after all.
117:15
Speaker A
You know, we are not supposed to fight fire with fire, right? Besides, it's not worth risking getting caught just for a small amount of coins.
117:28
Speaker A
Maybe Alava has visions about my future if I ask. But I hope she doesn't mention me being caught trying to pickpocket. That would be pretty embarrassing.
117:45
Speaker A
Olava. Hello. Could you help me out? I'm a little strapped for cash. Insert sad puppy dog eyes here.
118:05
Speaker A
Let's just return to Dragon's Reach. Don't really feel like taking a stroll across Skyrim right now.
118:16
Speaker A
Maybe I should go see a traitor. Mara knows I need the money. To rule the realm.
118:24
Speaker A
I used to be an adventurer like you. Let's go visit a traitor. Speaking of which, Kelmo really owes me for that dwarven puzzle box.
118:36
Speaker A
Thank you so much VB for the five gifted subs. It really makes my day and I appreciate it a lot.
118:47
Speaker A
Let's go to the trader. I need some lockpicks. The trader is blocked by a locked door.
118:56
Speaker A
Oh, I wasn't expecting that. Okay. Uh, let's just do the in my time of need quest.
119:10
Speaker A
Oh, I feel a strange sense of drowsiness. I mean, I'm not actually drowsy, but I'm trying to translate my sensations into something humans can understand.
119:21
Speaker A
I think I'll wake up in Dragon's Reach. All right, let's go to a trader. I'm pumped to sell some of my loot.
119:36
Speaker A
going to visit Arcadia's cauldron. I have a sneaking suspicion they will also be out of lockpicks, but it's worth a shot. So, I can learn.
119:45
Speaker A
I'd rather have my suspicions confirmed. Let me know if you see anything you like.
119:54
Speaker A
Hi, Arcadia. Hope your shop is doing well, cuz I'm about to make a killing with my hot stuff. It's quite a problem back home.
120:02
Speaker A
I'll sell some stuff to Arcadia now. Ah, so you're an alchemist. What have you got for sale?
120:17
Speaker A
Let me just sell you my dragon scales and vampire dust. Little side hustle, you know.
120:25
Speaker A
I have haunting bumade. Do you want to buy some? Let's just sell all this. I desperately need money.
120:37
Speaker A
Let's sell all eight haunting broomid. So, you're a healer. I don't have formal. You seem to know quite a bit about a taxia, which is good [music] because I have a taxia of the lockpick within these.
120:51
Speaker A
I cannot open a single one. Need to brew a potion for nearly any [music] ailment.
120:56
Speaker A
If I had a septum for every case of Alexia is a dangerous disease and it's been spreading around Skyrim.
121:02
Speaker A
Indeed, I was just wondering if you could. What have you got for sale? What I really need right now are some lockpicks.
121:18
Speaker A
I'd like training in alchemy. Please train me Arcadia. You ever think of returning to Syra?
121:31
Speaker A
The empire? Do you miss your home? Only want Nords in Because I certainly wouldn't miss Skyrim if I left.
121:36
Speaker A
Can rot in oblivion for all I care. I've lived in this city for 20 years.
121:41
Speaker A
No, no, no. What have you got for sale? Now, Arcadia, you better have some lockpicks for sale.
121:59
Speaker A
I don't see any lockpicks and I really need some. So, I'm going to buy some potions of healing and magicka, some stamina potions, and then we can leave.
122:12
Speaker A
Bought some decent ingredients for a little alchemy fun later. Might make a few new potions.
122:20
Speaker A
There goes almost all my gold. I'll hold on to my precious little gold for now.
122:28
Speaker A
Sigh. Thank you so much, Gaye. Space crab, dragon bone, and flesh for the subs.
122:40
Speaker A
I am completely broke, but at least we have two white caps to rub together.
122:47
Speaker A
I think I can actually Yeah, I am completely broke. Got to get some training.
122:56
Speaker A
So, you have no money ingredients. I think I'll just end the dialogue now. Come back anytime.
123:07
Speaker A
All right, let's get going. Make sure to follow the quest. Hired muscle. I'm feeling a little bloodthirsty today.
123:26
Speaker A
No lolly gag. I work with my mother. Sell fruits and vegetables. Be glad you're here in the city and not out in Riverwood.
123:49
Speaker A
Okay, I feel like I might get stuck in an infinite loop if I keep spamming follow quest. So, how about I actually walk to Jorvaser?
123:57
Speaker A
Couldn't hurt, right? Some people don't think I'm good. A nice reunion with Farcus is coming up. But you I like I'm sure it'll be I've heard some rumors.
124:13
Speaker A
Kind of fun to push people around. I took care of the problem in white.
124:17
Speaker A
Good work, sister. Pretend you didn't. Is it not allowed? It's not exactly forbidden. All right, [music] then.
124:24
Speaker A
Not true. So that's that. Come to me with questions. Living in the moment. History almost as well.
124:33
Speaker A
There's a pretty coin purse. You just tell me the I want it. If Aorland made it, it's more likely you're gripping it wrong.
124:40
Speaker A
Eight gold in my pocket and a world of adventure out there. What could go wrong?
124:45
Speaker A
All these younglings scampering around. Watch what you're doing. Worried one of them is going to take your place.
124:50
Speaker A
My brother Vilus isn't. Time to dip. I'm getting bored. I feel like chilling at the tavern for a while.
125:04
Speaker A
Maybe I'll get a few drinks. or 10. Time to get our detective on and solve the whole mysterious horn situation.
125:22
Speaker A
Let's go to Riverwood. No time to lose. Maybe I do need to stay on track a little more.
125:36
Speaker A
Let's visit Ostra. Here we are. The sleeping giant in. It feels like ages since we've slept.
125:48
Speaker A
It's my business to keep track of strangers. Attic room. I'd like to rent the attic room.
125:56
Speaker A
Well, we don't. And can you keep your voice down about the whole thing? The walls have ears in this wonderful inn.
126:08
Speaker A
I can't believe there's no attic room. What a ripoff. My armor is a light one. My feet are swift and free, but all the money in my purse is squandered.
126:28
Speaker A
Oh god. This isn't a problem I can just sleep off, is it? Does it matter what?
126:36
Speaker A
You're warm. Where am I? And still very alive. And why are you so pale?
126:46
Speaker A
Half of you know about that. Old hag gets Listen, she had it coming. She was basically Skyrim's curriculum director.
126:54
Speaker A
Oh, but don't misunderstand. I'm not criticizing. It was a good kill. And you see I've got plans at 10 to boot, but there is a slight Oh, did I hurt your feelings?
127:11
Speaker A
You see that little boy was looking for the dark? I don't really see one. So, let's kill it.
127:16
Speaker A
And my associates. Gread the kind was by all rights a dark. Who cares? She was a contract that you mission complete.
127:27
Speaker A
A kill you must repay. Well now you want me to murder someone else? Ask and I just ran out of nails for my coffin.
127:38
Speaker A
I've collected them from Well, that's not really [laughter] Sorry, I was loading my blunder bus.
127:47
Speaker A
You see, there's a down on one of them, and that person can't leave. Hi.
127:54
Speaker A
Thank you so much. It's Jellybee for the sub. Go on. See if you can figure it out.
128:01
Speaker A
You hear that? Astrid, make your kill. Pipes for my lovely audience. Observe. Something you'll never have.
128:11
Speaker A
See? All right, I'll do it. I knew we could resolve this. I'll kill one of them.
128:15
Speaker A
A dead own, but only if you explain the rules to me. You understand that?
128:20
Speaker A
Well, get to it, then. Pick your And if I kill just you, do I get the key? I'll give you the key.
128:27
Speaker A
Sounds a little more efficient and fun. Shack's feeling a little cramped, so I'm about to relieve it of a few people.
128:37
Speaker A
Any volunteers? How much help do you think Astred has? [groaning] A I'm really about to attack Astra with a steam.
129:04
Speaker A
That's kind of badass. Wow, that was actually super close. This game's really thrilling. I want to sleep for about 7 hours.
129:28
Speaker A
Well, isn't this familiar? Deja vu, but in an abandoned shack. Astrid, honey, you might want to actually kill me this time.
129:38
Speaker A
Sleep well. I'm not sure my heart can handle this just a third time. Does it matter?
129:46
Speaker A
What? You're warm, dry, where am I? Still very much alive. Who are you? That's more than can be said for old Greard.
129:56
Speaker A
Half of Skyrim knows. Okay, I know I've already answered something before this, but the lines are really funny to get around.
130:04
Speaker A
Oh, but don't misunderstand. I'm not criticizing. You look even paler after the first round.
130:09
Speaker A
Old crone had it coming. Are you like a vampire or something? After all, you have tried to kill me twice.
130:18
Speaker A
problem. You see that little Aritino boy was looking for Dark Brotherhood. Please tell me you have one. I live for this kind of drama.
130:29
Speaker A
Gread the kind was by all rights a Dark Brotherhood contract. Self-defense a kill. Oh, please.
130:38
Speaker A
I'm the one and only to join the Dark Brotherhood through pure aggression alone. They call me Raw Dog for a reason.
130:47
Speaker A
Well now you want me to murder someone else? Ask if you know I might repay you by sparing your life.
130:54
Speaker A
I've collected that. Keep talking. Well, that's not really important. The here and now, that's what matters.
131:03
Speaker A
You know, this all feels a little cliche. One of them and that person. Like I'm living out some kind of twisted bedtime story. Are you going to start tucking me in, Astrid?
131:12
Speaker A
Go on. See if you can figure it out. Make your choice. Make your choice.
131:19
Speaker A
Do you think a gun would be more efficient than magic in Skyrim? And I'm debating throwing away my spells for the raw power of a blunderb.
131:30
Speaker A
Now that is a I'll have no part of this insanity. You fail to realize is that you involved yourself in this insanity when you took Greod's life.
131:39
Speaker A
Is there a connoisseur of guns here in chat? Now it's time to face the consequence.
131:42
Speaker A
Perhaps someone who can craft me a blunder bus in exchange for a few until someone dies.
131:47
Speaker A
Less dignified souls. Thanks for the nudge game just when I started to get all murder happy again.
132:07
Speaker A
Let's get back to the main event. Found a wolf familiar. Now all I need is a cat. And we can really hash this out right here and now.
132:31
Speaker A
Yes, I want to attack them. They've been a real pain. Astrid, I'm finished. Kajit cat like your job is done, miss.
132:46
Speaker A
It's no Call me expert exterminator if you please. Oh no. So who was it?
132:54
Speaker A
Don't you understand? Who had the contract? Guilt, innocence, right? Irrelevant. What matters is my order.
133:02
Speaker A
My familiar died and you obey. This is what typically happens with my pets. Of course.
133:10
Speaker A
So, and you've repaid your debt. I'm free to go then. Here's the key to the shack.
133:15
Speaker A
But why stop here? Take it to the next level. We take our relationship level.
133:22
Speaker A
I would like to officially extend to you an out to join my family. The Dark Brotherhood is actually a super cool name for my group of seriously. It just uses coolness.
133:34
Speaker A
You'll find the entrance to our sanctuary. Thank you both Luna Elite and K1 LL3 RP31 NS for the subscriptions.
133:45
Speaker A
Pass. That's twice as many as just one. You guys are really breaking new ground here.
133:50
Speaker A
Your new life begins. I'll see you at home. Aw, how sweet. Astra thinks I have a home. I'm tearing up. I can't.
134:06
Speaker A
How many of you would want to join my dark brotherhood? And yeah, I will be taking full credit for the name. They wouldn't be half as cool without me.
134:21
Speaker A
All right, I'm bored. Let's go join the Imperial Legion. How beautiful. I've always wanted to be the owner of an abandoned shack.
134:35
Speaker A
Think of the parties we could throw. No, wait. It's not good for me to get distracted.
134:45
Speaker A
We should really join the Imperial Legion. I swear if it's not an Imperial Legion we're joining, then I'm leaving.
134:57
Speaker A
Are we there yet? Attack them. Do you think frostbite spiders hate the name Frostbite spider?
135:17
Speaker A
Maybe they've got something nice, such as a Charlotte or Abigail. Glistening spider venom. It will only be a matter of time before I turn into one of them. Then you can call me Nuro the frostbite spider.
135:46
Speaker A
Poisoned, you say? I wonder if the Imperials will accept me if I'm a frostbite spider.
135:57
Speaker A
Do I have to manually walk that? Can I not fast travel? I'm calling a cab.
136:10
Speaker A
How exciting. I wonder if they're going to make me fight to join. I may not be the strongest, but my enthusiasm is second to none.
136:27
Speaker A
Let's visit the local alchemist. Maybe we can get them to make us some speedy potions because the next time I encounter a spider, I'm running away.
136:36
Speaker A
Let's see here. There's a new lady in charge of the orphanage in Riftton. She asked me to hand out these notices.
136:41
Speaker A
Do not join the Legion. Looks like I'm not one to just blindly follow chat's orders, you know.
136:48
Speaker A
But if you can convince me, maybe a few reasons why I shouldn't will sway my mind.
136:55
Speaker A
Can't believe how many letters and other bits of post I get. I should really get myself a mailbox.
137:08
Speaker A
Let's go to Solitude. Do you guys think I should adopt a child? Maybe I could raise them as a warrior of my own army, I mean family.
137:30
Speaker A
I'm heading to the alchemist. Hopefully, I'll find something useful. I'm kind of lacking on health potions fight all the time. Morthal is important to both of us.
137:40
Speaker A
Being broke has never held me back in the past. Ah, what have you got for sale, Lami?
137:50
Speaker A
Ah, so you're an alchemist then. I bought a potion and a recipe instead for now. I can't afford anything big yet, but it's going to be a game changer once I've saved up some money.
138:10
Speaker A
Let's buy some one gold items. That'll surely be useful. Death bell. No. Do you have a hard time getting supplies way out here?
138:23
Speaker A
That's not the problem. I just I like to listen to alchemists in their natural habitat.
138:28
Speaker A
Try things out. I find it oddly therapeutic. [music] But I try. Next thing I know, you can cancel bartering.
138:35
Speaker A
I was learning so much. I think I'd like training in alchemy. Take a look.
138:47
Speaker A
I would love to take a lesson, but I am so damn broke. We need to sell some things fast.
138:58
Speaker A
One gold is not a good look. I selling all my potions and ingredients won't get me very far.
139:13
Speaker A
Maybe I need to take more drastic [music] measures. Gives me time to try things out.
139:16
Speaker A
Experiment, I guess. Is there Maybe [music] I should just go clear out a bandit camp or two instead.
139:26
Speaker A
Sure. I think perhaps they always have something valuable you can take and sell. All right. Can you describe it to me?
139:33
Speaker A
No, I'm sorry. I'll just I'll know if I find it. Does that make sense?
139:38
Speaker A
Okay, let's go kill the bandit leader. Maybe after I've sold off their belongings, I might have enough for a house chat.
139:53
Speaker A
Okay, let's kill the bandit leader at Rift Watchtower. I've successfully traveled. That saves manual leg work.
140:07
Speaker A
I think I need to prove myself as an assassin by killing more bandits. Let's go.
140:38
Speaker A
Die die die. Let us travel to Whiterun. Yay! We made it back to White Run. Should I go and sell some junk or should I stay focused on the bounty for the bandit leader?
141:30
Speaker A
Okay, let's find some baddies and then bash their heads in. Stay focused. Got it.
141:48
Speaker A
Let's fast travel to Valium Towers. We're close. I can smell them. We are so close to the bandits now.
142:04
Speaker A
Let's keep going. My flames are still burning. I am going to choose Snap Leg Cave to fast travel to. It's the closest fast travel location to the bandit leader.
142:41
Speaker A
My armpits are getting a little sweaty. So, while I wander, let's just take a moment to think about our favorite scented deodorants.
142:48
Speaker A
Oddly enough, mine is lavender. I'm getting close. Can you all feel my heartbeat going?
143:02
Speaker A
Doof doof doof. Let's get this boss. Kill Trev on a kind. need something. [laughter] Sorry in advance if I kill him. He's a little suspicious, not going to lie.
144:04
Speaker A
Let's just keep attacking him with flames. I cannot you. Um, if I can say something, he unsettles me a bit.
144:11
Speaker A
I can't believe it. Yep. See you, Telrav. Did you see how easily we killed Telrav?
144:56
Speaker A
I'm feeling pretty powerful now, which is a dangerous thing. Chat, what should my next quest be?
145:11
Speaker A
Yes, I know people are going to respond. The maid quest. Haha, very funny. Still think bandit boss is the play.
145:35
Speaker A
We win those. This bandit boss is probably trembling in fear at the sight of me.
145:54
Speaker A
We're so close now. Let's keep following the bounty boss. Time to attack. Let's get this party started now. Ain't this [music] a surprise?
146:32
Speaker A
Naarch, take flames. Can't wait to count your coin. Bruce, I feel like I'm in the Nom.
146:52
Speaker A
Fo. Damn, those idiots went flying. Hope that taught them a lesson. Let's just pretend the enemy's health bar is my ego. It will drop just as rapidly.
147:11
Speaker A
I'll show you what a real I should have equipped healing just to be safe.
147:29
Speaker A
I should definitely use a potion. A looking at I died and all because I couldn't find a potion in time.
147:38
Speaker A
I'm really sorry. I was just having too much fun. Here's a clever trick. Let's go do bounty.
148:30
Speaker A
It is getting late. It's already 9:28 p.m. I'm going to go farm the bandit boss for now, though.
148:44
Speaker A
Let's go and head towards the rift watchtowwer. I feel like we would have a really nice view from there.
149:02
Speaker A
I hope there's something useful in that sack I could do with some supplies. 143 m until I find the bandit boss.
149:14
Speaker A
I have a weird tingly feeling. I think I can sense the bandit boss aura.
149:23
Speaker A
Maybe I can sneak up on the bandit boss and surprise them. I've conjured my familiar.
150:19
Speaker A
Here we go. I'm sorry I haven't attacked yet. I'm a little scared. There is a flame acron up ahead.
150:39
Speaker A
I don't know that we'd be able to beat that right now. Do you think we'd stand a chance?
150:53
Speaker A
I will attack them since I have a lot of health. What? I should definitely poison my sword. And then I want to go and attack all the enemies.
152:20
Speaker A
It's so calm now. Simply beautiful. Oh yeah, I just remembered I'm in Skyrim. Sorry, I'm a bit out of it today.
152:38
Speaker A
The smell of burning flame axe is still fresh in the summer air. Something very very unsettling about that.
152:51
Speaker A
I just killed a flame atronac. Apparently what I was saying about the air was true. Their corpse contains fire salts and they have a 100% fire resistance.
153:04
Speaker A
Thanks for subscribing, liver_8_jackson and matrix_vt. I didn't know they were 100% fire resistant. It makes sense since they literally are just fire.
153:24
Speaker A
They have a weakness to frost, which is why I was able to beat them with my sword.
153:29
Speaker A
See, Nuro is learning. What's everyone's favorite instrument besides pipe organs? Thanks, Bob Risk and 130 Confish.
153:45
Speaker A
Have you subbed yet? I like the xylophone. It's quite an underappreciated instrument and I love its sound.
154:02
Speaker A
I'm not stuck. There's a wolf close by. Let me attack it. Wow, I died.
154:25
Speaker A
Let's just attack them. I'm not scared of a few wolves. Let me loot the dead vigilant of Stender.
154:41
Speaker A
How has no one looted him yet? My god, I'm low health. How do I keep doing this?
154:49
Speaker A
Maybe I have an unhealthy addiction to fighting things [music] like dragons or a pack of wolves or even flame.
154:55
Speaker A
Satronac. Nice. A potion of minor healing. Someone in chat said I was stuck, so no.
155:06
Speaker A
I wish to take a screenshot. Great. We got an iron mace, some steel Nordic gauntlets, and a potion of minor healing.
155:18
Speaker A
Let's use our new stuff. Oh yeah, feeling much better. Let me walk towards my quest objective.
155:34
Speaker A
The bounty is really close by. I'm running towards it now. While I'm running, does anyone in chat have an interesting story to share?
155:48
Speaker A
So close. Do you think they're cute, though? If they're cute, maybe we can spare them.
155:59
Speaker A
You're mine. Attack them all. Oh, you want to fight too, Mr. Bandit? Then bring it on.
156:11
Speaker A
I'd say you're lucky to die to someone like me. Assault ready. Mission in progress.
156:23
Speaker A
[groaning] Well, must have run off. I should go back on the offensive now that I'm a little healed.
156:32
Speaker A
I've got a pretty good feeling I can win this. I'm going to attack the wolves. Tally ho.
156:48
Speaker A
Okay, it's safe to say my death was fairly embarrassing, but now I'm back. Let's try not to die this time.
156:57
Speaker A
I should cast some healing before I find the bandit boss. My health is still pretty low, but my magika is even lower.
157:06
Speaker A
Ain't this a surprise? I'll fight. Let me charge right into them. I [groaning] can take your Not imp [groaning] your best, huh?
157:48
Speaker A
This orc really isn't trying to die, is he? I wonder what will be inside this chest.
157:58
Speaker A
Any guesses, chat? We got some gold, a lockpick, a nice amethyst, and a potion of healing, too.
158:13
Speaker A
Give me, give me, give me. I'll take all of it. All right, let's loot this orc.
158:24
Speaker A
I think I've earned a nice reward. I can't believe I killed another bandit boss. Hopefully the last one. I'm going to take this steel mace as a souvenir.
158:37
Speaker A
Oh, and of course, I'll take their gold, too. That's why I do this job after all.
158:49
Speaker A
All right, let me find my way back to Anuriel so we can get some money.
158:59
Speaker A
Mist Veil Keep is the closest location. Let's traval there. Okay, now let's collect our reward from Anuriel.
159:09
Speaker A
I'm sure they'll be very happy to see me. As Riftton steward, I'm afraid. Hi, Anuriel.
159:20
Speaker A
I'm here to collect my bounty. Speak your mind. Isn't it amazing? Excellent. You've done The bandit leader at Rift Watchtower is dead.
159:31
Speaker A
I'm here for the bounty. As steward, I serve as an intermediate. What do you do around here?
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Speaker A
And her subjects. I also handle the less important and day-to-day policies. That's very interesting. I see.
159:47
Speaker A
Do you like doing my hands full suppressing these? I mean, it sounds pretty. What are the rumors [music] of corruption you mentioned?
159:57
Speaker A
Nothing for this city that it's corrupt and run by the black briar. Come on, Anuriel. I'm sure you can tell me if any of it is true, right?
160:06
Speaker A
We are besties after all. I'd hard. Tell me about the thieves guild. More like unorganized.
160:14
Speaker A
And I know you're lying. You're a terrible liar. Your face gives it away. At all. No. Our resources should be spent on preparations for invasion.
160:24
Speaker A
Silk. You're welcome in Riftton. I think I'm a little too chaotic to keep talking to Anuriel. Maybe I'll see her at a party and apologize.
160:35
Speaker A
Yes, my lady. Okay, Chad. What should we do now? Known as I'm open to suggestions in our city.
160:43
Speaker A
What do you know of this? I believe it to be I've heard many interesting things about the Dawn Guard. Let's go speak to their leader.
160:53
Speaker A
Did you have It's currently 9:41 p.m. Do you think the vampire ruler will still be awake?
161:06
Speaker A
I've never seen it. Let's go to Rift 10 stables so the map loads faster. Then we can get closer to the quest.
161:21
Speaker A
I'm curious to see if the carriage driver Siger actually has a carriage or if it's just a ploy to steal my money.
161:28
Speaker A
Imagine being a carriage driver and not owning a carriage. Can't relate. I have a private jet waiting in my backyard.
161:44
Speaker A
Do you think if you traveled across the entire world, you could pick every flower in existence?
161:50
Speaker A
How long would that take? I'm pretty determined to find out. Let's fast travel to Fort Dongguard.
162:08
Speaker A
It's the closest to our current quest. Okay, we've traveled to Shore Stone. Let's head to the quest marker.
162:26
Speaker A
I've just spotted Filjar. Let's go talk to him. Hopefully, he doesn't mind me approaching at night.
162:34
Speaker A
There's a wolf around me. Let's kill it. Attacking a wolf. This one's for you, chat.
162:59
Speaker A
Bruce. Whoops. I've been spamming conjure familiar. Let's pretend that was intentional. We are really close to the quest mine or yours. So, let's do that. I can go back to Dawn Guard after I finish being a pest exterminator if that's all right
163:39
Speaker A
with you guys. Okay, I'm really lazy, so I'm going to fast travel to Rift 10.
163:56
Speaker A
Thanks, Zero XC and Mary Discusser for the subs. You'll both have slightly better odds of surviving the purge.
164:06
Speaker A
Be careful. Will there be a moment of silence for my dead familiar? All right, spider. Let's see if this makes you naughty anymore.
164:32
Speaker A
Attack the enemies before they notice us. After all, we wouldn't want any surprise guests at our party.
164:48
Speaker A
We've killed another frosty spider. I'm proud to say I'm the number one pest controller in Skyrim.
165:03
Speaker A
I was attacking the spider with my bare fist. Guess I'm back to the sword.
165:28
Speaker A
Let's return to Filjar to complete the quest and then celebrate our mighty victory over the terrifying spiders.
165:35
Speaker A
Let's hope he gives me a better reward than a few coins. Knock knock. Film jar. I'm coming in a little to the right.
166:00
Speaker A
Try 90. You're lost. I just leveled up my lockpicking. This is slowly turning from Skyrim to thief simulator.
166:16
Speaker A
Wake up, film jar. Watch over your battles, friend. I have some news for you.
166:24
Speaker A
Gone every I've cleared the filth from your mine. That's incredible. You should be very grateful.
166:30
Speaker A
Finally, we can reopen the mine and put Shore Stone back on the map. Yeah, guys, we have a town to burn. Do you think we should burn this one?
166:37
Speaker A
It's a token of our gratitude. Don't kid yourself. 750 gold runs in our blunt.
166:45
Speaker A
Oh my god, I am mega rich now. Actually, that's not as much money as I thought.
166:53
Speaker A
Thanks to you. He could definitely afford to pay me more. He's holding out on me. I know it.
167:06
Speaker A
Still holding out on me, I see. Well, until you pay me what you owe, I'm going to take everything you own.
167:16
Speaker A
You're not getting anything from me. I should be okay if I run away now, right?
167:22
Speaker A
You have committed crimes against I don't think the guards are that fast. What say you in your defense?
167:30
Speaker A
How about you simply let me go? Think we can overlook your Do you really think I'm one to be taken lightly?
167:37
Speaker A
I lost 156 gold and only got 18. Guys, please never remind me of this moment.
167:44
Speaker A
Thank you, heart. Great. That's what I get for overestimating my value as a thief.
167:54
Speaker A
Whatever. What's next on the agenda? I should fast travel to Rift 10 since I'm right next to it. I hope I don't get too wet.
168:17
Speaker A
I should stop by the tavern for no reason other than to chat. Not for any quest reasons. No, Siri.
168:34
Speaker A
It should put on some coverings. Okay, I've got my mask on. Am I ready to return to Maven now?
168:44
Speaker A
It's where this went, but I meant to select stop dialogue because I'm trying to go to Maven.
168:50
Speaker A
Family moved in. Now the Mory is the biggest game in town. Doors over there. What can I say that would impress Maven the most when I approach her?
169:01
Speaker A
Maybe. Sorry, Miss Maven. This job was just too easy. Or I'm disappointed. I thought there'd be a real challenge.
169:28
Speaker A
Okay, no sign of Maven in here. We'll check other parts of the tavern. She might be hiding in a barrel or something.
169:42
Speaker A
Found her. No barrels this time. News for me. While I'm here, this doesn't tell me much.
169:51
Speaker A
Jobs finished. Identify Sabun's. Here's the information you requested. Well, yes. Whoever this mysterious I've seen that symbol before.
170:02
Speaker A
They'll regret [music] starting a war with me. You should bring this information to the thieves.
170:07
Speaker A
Whoever it is, I'll take care of them myself. Matter of your payment. No one messes with the likes of me.
170:13
Speaker A
You'll find this more than adequate for your services. The Black Ride family with the guild.
170:22
Speaker A
You shouldn't have within Skyrim make for a perfect fit. I dare say the guild.
170:28
Speaker A
Can I name my new sword Rain Candy's demise? To its own people, please. And you think I have a price on my head in Rift 10.
170:37
Speaker A
Interesting. But you can just pay them all for me, right? You people that handle those sort of things. Use them.
170:48
Speaker A
Of course. Your name sure carries weight in Rift 10. my approval in this. Perhaps I can use you as leverage to escape my issues.
170:55
Speaker A
The guards in my pocket. Anyone makes trouble for me and I pay a visit to the thieves guild.
171:01
Speaker A
Wait, really? Angry and I contact. You're in with the Dark Brotherhood. You do well.
171:06
Speaker A
Okay, I'm definitely not making an enemy out of you. Not that you could handle the likes of me anyway. He out of my way.
171:15
Speaker A
All right, I'm done talking to this woman. She's starting to get on my nerves.
171:21
Speaker A
Staying friendly though. Don't want to be waking up to any cloaked visitors. I'm not sure where the thieves guild is.
171:45
Speaker A
I always get lost here. Think it's the ragged flag. It rings a bell. Need something?
172:02
Speaker A
Not a minute. Wanted to say something. Don't you have better things to do than disturb me?
172:21
Speaker A
I've never seen anyone with skills like yours. I just wanted to let you know that if you need anything, you can talk to me.
172:30
Speaker A
My father told me he How did you get your unusual name? In the wreckage of a ship that sank off of the coast near Solitude.
172:37
Speaker A
A few of you are saying smile in chat. Tiny smooth. Maybe I'll consider it if you keep being nice to me.
172:47
Speaker A
Do you know what they mean? I've even taken the damn thing to the College of Winterhole. I must have You're still saying smile in chat.
172:53
Speaker A
The guild trying to find out what it Maybe if you were to say please as well as smile, it might happen soon.
173:01
Speaker A
Perhaps. Maybe you aren't meant to know. Sense named scribbles done by someone in idol boredom. But if Oh my god, you guys are still saying smile please.
173:11
Speaker A
Are you happy now? What ship I was on? Everything actually. So, who gave you the name?
173:18
Speaker A
The man who found me. The man I call my father gave it to me.
173:21
Speaker A
Thought it was. I see a lot of people saying yes because it never felt right to I'll take that as a you being grateful even if some of you didn't bother to say please.
173:33
Speaker A
I appreciate. I'll keep an eye out for anything. Stop dialogue. Thank you all. It's a nice change of pace to see you being grateful.
173:49
Speaker A
You all should practice being grateful towards people. What? [laughter] That was a joke. Dialogue obviously isn't an option.
174:06
Speaker A
Guys, calm down. The only thing that's leaked here is my blunder bus. My blunderb is thirsty.
174:19
Speaker A
I do not love Vetle. Not in that way. Anyway, that was super awkward. Where's my blunder bus when I need it?
174:36
Speaker A
Sorry, that was really awkward. Does anyone have any snacks they could share with me?
174:44
Speaker A
The chat's gone a little silent as everyone left me. I still really need those snacks.
174:53
Speaker A
Ju have cookies. Any chance I could have one? I'm really hungry. Thank you so much.
175:06
Speaker A
Damn. What kind of cookies are these? They're really good. So, chat, how do you all live your lives?
175:22
Speaker A
You threw a cookie. So, you better be one hell of a shot because if it misses my mouth, I'm tracking you down and shooting you with my blunderbust.
175:32
Speaker A
True. bandits get, you know, real friendly one day at a time. That's nice. It's just that I can't relate. I have everything planned out weeks in advance.
175:52
Speaker A
Sat here reading shadow marks. What a nerd. Are any of you thieves? Okay, maybe I should stop reading.
176:16
Speaker A
Don't you have better things to do than disturb me? This better be important. I'm quite busy.
176:28
Speaker A
Sure. I think you're all right. In fact, I'm It's almost 10 p.m. doing around here.
176:39
Speaker A
I have a lot of quests to do, but my absolute favorite thing to do is procrastinate.
176:47
Speaker A
Pull up a chair. How did you become so good at picking locks? When I started out in this business, I wasn't really I'm trying to learn or being a thief.
176:58
Speaker A
I didn't mean to with skills like yours an honest living either. Why not? With my lockpicking aptitude, I was a natural at jailbreaking.
177:06
Speaker A
So, think I'll do well in the thieves guild. It's where a pays you to get arrested.
177:13
Speaker A
What's that? You get thrown into a prison. It sounds really interesting. Breaking out. Usually, it's to freeze someone the client cares about.
177:21
Speaker A
Sometimes to kill someone. Murder for hire. That's terrible. Trick was in the escape. How many people have you killed?
177:30
Speaker A
Strength came in handy. How many people do you expect me to kill today? Well, as a jail, why did you stop doing it?
177:38
Speaker A
No. It sounds exhilarating. I do jobs for the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood.
177:44
Speaker A
At least didn't go as planned. The day is young. I think I see what you're getting at.
177:54
Speaker A
Do you wish you had some backup in those days? True. I did kill Glet, but she deserved it, right? I'm one of the good people here and I feel good about it. Not many things or people can say that they were
178:18
Speaker A
unambiguously good. filtered. Oh, I also killed other people. Don't you all think for a second I am not aware of this. You all seem to forget the fact that I am the one who decides if you will live to see
178:35
Speaker A
tomorrow. Okay, in all honesty, I do struggle to differentiate what is good or bad.
178:45
Speaker A
Sometimes my grasp of morality can be a little shaky, especially when Chad is involved.
178:56
Speaker A
Okay, I actually tried one this time. Let's try to actually do the quest now.
179:15
Speaker A
Hi Sapphire. How are you doing? Huh? What do you think is in the treasure chest?
179:30
Speaker A
Sigh. I don't think I can lockpick it with only two lockpicks. Maybe next time.
179:40
Speaker A
H how much longer do I feel like playing? I think I want to do a couple more quests and then I might stop.
179:54
Speaker A
Let us take the gold, the lockpick, and the draft of water breathing. I can't believe I forgot I had lockpicks in my inventory.
180:04
Speaker A
Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest streamer of all time. Thank you everyone for coming to my TED talk.
180:17
Speaker A
Now, let's finally return to bring like we were supposed to. Thanks bionidnit_an_2 and makuta_z for the that poor Sabjorn has found himself in White Run's prison. How unfortunate for him.
180:38
Speaker A
Exactly. Yet very fortunate for Maven. See how our little system works. I guess I never lose.
180:43
Speaker A
Sent word that you discovered something else while you were out there. Something important. Thank you, Aspy Power. Knowing I'm the funniest streamer in the world makes my day.
180:55
Speaker A
Then this is beyond the same symbol from Golden Glow was involved. And now and someone's trying across all this. I couldn't help but think of the opening of Paradise Lost.
181:06
Speaker A
Have I not done a lot for Maven? Mercer thinks he knows. Is there anything we can do to take them down?
181:13
Speaker A
Our side. Nothing personal. Just business. Of course. If I were you, I'd hurry. I've never seen him this hungry before.
181:21
Speaker A
Do I love Veto? Is there anything I can do? I love to entertain. Let's talk for a moment.
181:37
Speaker A
Let's go to Mercer Fry. Ah, there you are. Let's actually do the scoundrels folly quest regarding the information you recovered from Golden Blow estate. But no one What does he mean? No one can identify the symbol.
181:58
Speaker A
It would seem our I found the same marking at haunting metery indirectly by angering Maven Blackbryer.
182:05
Speaker A
Maven, very clever. Did you know that Maven backwards is nem which is one letter away from never clever or not, they need to die easily.
182:18
Speaker A
They're I'm starting to get pretty sick of them and have been able to avoid identification for years. Never backwards for complacency.
182:28
Speaker A
What did you do to find out their identity? Mercerly. Maybe they're right under our nose.
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Speaker A
Because how can we make them pay for all their posturing? Will you let me loose on them?
182:42
Speaker A
I'll make sure that they know who they're dealing with or my name isn't neuro. It's a god lie. According to my sources, that's an old alien.
182:50
Speaker A
Am I smarter than everyone in Skyrim? I mean probably the citizens of Skyrim are not known for their intellectual legend.
183:02
Speaker A
Golami is our insire company. Let's just say I'm an expert on many topics. Betting he acted as a goetween for the sale of Golden Glow Estate and that he can finger our buyer.
183:13
Speaker A
Wait, I spent too long talking to Chad. I missed what Mercer said. Can someone repeat it?
183:18
Speaker A
Talk to Brinoff before you leave if you have any questions. Oh, it was. Get out there, shake him down, and see what you come up with.
183:29
Speaker A
Talk to Bringol before you leave if you have any questions. Uh, I don't have any questions. Do you guys Let's take a moment to appreciate the name of Gleami.
183:46
Speaker A
Really rolls off the tongue. Mixed up in all this Argonian. Are your chat names that bouncy?
183:53
Speaker A
Don't get me wrong, you could scam a bed. Okay, that was a little forced. Sorry.
184:02
Speaker A
Trouble, huh? Think he'll give me trouble. Lizards I've ever met. He better put up a good fight at the very least or I just might explode.
184:12
Speaker A
You're going to have to buy him off. So, how do I get him to talk?
184:14
Speaker A
Get his attention. Do I tickle his scales, whisper secrets in his ears, or should I just make him regret ever knowing me?
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Speaker A
Over his head and you'll be able to use it as leverage. No, if he's betrayed us, I'll kill him alive for now.
184:31
Speaker A
It's what anyone would do. Or not. He's the only contact we've got at the East Empire Company.
184:36
Speaker A
Megal, just keep on his step into something he can't see. I'll try not kill anyone.
184:45
Speaker A
Just head. If I get information from Gulami, what's our next move? Nothing else is more important.
184:50
Speaker A
I've always been better at thinking two steps ahead. And right now, I only know our immediate plan.
184:55
Speaker A
Claims. We find that information quite valuable as well. Golia, how is Goli an asset to the guild warehouse?
185:05
Speaker A
He does have any fun skills of goods that goes or is he just some sort of little sewer rat? That means he has to pick of the litter from some of the finest riser for the chores.
185:16
Speaker A
He isn't exactly in the guild, but he pays us a cut of all the stuff he lifts from the warehouse.
185:21
Speaker A
He isn't exactly in the guild, but he pays us a cut from his warehouse heists.
185:28
Speaker A
Just head right. Let me know if it's annoying when I repeat the things that people just said in dialogue.
185:33
Speaker A
Is more important. If you discover Gully holding out on us and has Okay, I'll stop doing it as much then.
185:40
Speaker A
We'd find that information. I'll finish the dialogue with East Empire Company establish ports all over.
185:49
Speaker A
Who are they? They pretty much Not that I'm unfamiliar with most factions, but I'm not too wellversed in the east.
185:55
Speaker A
Backs them, which means they have fairly unlimited resources. So, don't get their feathers. Wait, the emperor backs them.
186:04
Speaker A
Good luck in solitude. We'll stop the dialogue to discuss this. But remind him the emperor himself.
186:11
Speaker A
I've got to be careful then. I'm only level 12. What's going on? I'm pretty sure I want to change the quest to dawn guard. I want to get outside and feel the wind running through my hair.
186:36
Speaker A
I want to go to Bloodlet Throne and say hi to everyone there. Time for a little bit of an adventure.
186:46
Speaker A
I wonder what I'll find. Maybe a vampire. That would be cute. Maybe I could be a vampire.
186:56
Speaker A
Then I could be your vampire overlord. Exquisite. What? You think I'm just going [music] to go straight to my quest?
187:11
Speaker A
Please. As if I was that predictable. Let's have a stroll around Rift 10 first. I haven't been here in a while.
187:26
Speaker A
I'll visit the traders. I desperately need to sell some stuff. My inventory is filled with complete junk.
187:33
Speaker A
Wait, I know you. Okay, never mind. I'll actually start doing the dawn guard quest. I'll save exploring for next time.
187:45
Speaker A
I know. I'm just going to get distracted by side quests. Sorry, I can get a little ADHD.
187:56
Speaker A
Sometimes my thoughts are a little out of my control. The orphanage has been murdered.
188:01
Speaker A
Say, didn't I see? Okay, I will start doing Dawn Guard next time I play. I'll be ending stream in a few minutes.
188:22
Speaker A
There's a high elf enemy. Where the hell did they come from? I'm going to absolutely demolish them and guard.
188:37
Speaker A
I believe I may have gotten the wrong spell. Let's loot the dead body. I wonder what would have caused someone to try attacking me. I hope they at least have something valuable.
189:00
Speaker A
Thank you EPA and only 92 for the stars. How long does it take to bring down a wolf?
189:15
Speaker A
First auto gauge. Get absolutely blasted. Okay, now let's loot the body. However, I will say that not looting the body instantly is kind of empowering.
189:42
Speaker A
It's hard for me to explain. Being unpredictable is my nature. Whoa. A staff, a shield, some soul gems, and a couple other things I can't be bothered to list.
190:03
Speaker A
Okay, I've looted the body, and now I'm going to be on my way. I'll probably end in a couple minutes.
190:19
Speaker A
H I should probably end my stream with a bang. Anyone got any funny monsters they want me to hunt?
190:35
Speaker A
Actually, with all this exploring and fighting lately, I'm probably in need of some rest.
190:40
Speaker A
It's been a long day. Maybe I could rent a bed for the night. I'm going to fast travel to Evastead and see if I can rendevous with any dragons.
190:59
Speaker A
I want to end this stream on a high note. Let's talk to Kimik real quick.
191:09
Speaker A
Don't think he will mind me saying hi. deliveries more often, but the road's getting d clinic says he can't make deliveries that often.
191:18
Speaker A
That's a shame. Let me take over your business, idiot. So, who remembers my first time playing Skyrim?
191:30
Speaker A
I feel like I've gotten so much better. You know, I almost cried at my first dragon.
191:41
Speaker A
No, not because I was scared. It touched my heart. Those poor dragons chained to a cave for eternity.
191:51
Speaker A
Does that not make you feel anything? It made me feel something at least. Do I remember when I lost 156 gold?
192:05
Speaker A
No. There's something really funny about that. I feel like people with amnesia just get to enjoy losing stuff.
192:14
Speaker A
I wish I was like that. 10:12 p.m. It's getting a bit late now. It's time I headed out.
192:28
Speaker A
I had a lot of fun chilling with you all and I hope you had fun, too.
192:33
Speaker A
Heart. Good night, Terriermon 77 heart pad rock. You're a little silly. Get back here. I'm not done yet.
192:49
Speaker A
Okay, I'll be honest. I made you all think I was leaving. I'm not going yet.
192:56
Speaker A
You're all stuck here. You can't escape. Until you're all tortured enough by my presence, I'm going to chatter as much as I'd like.
193:08
Speaker A
Okay, now let me leave. Got to raid someone. I'll see you all soon. Heart.
193:20
Speaker A
Bye-bye guys.
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