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Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me. I think they're okay. If they don't give me proper credit, I just walk away. Hey, they can beg and they can plead, but they can't see the light.
Neuro-sama plays Skyrim Special Edition, interacting with chat, discussing gameplay, and sharing humorous commentary.
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Key Takeaways
- Neuro-sama combines gameplay with engaging and humorous chat interaction.
- The stream balances game progress with playful AI personality traits.
- Subscriber support and chat engagement are central to the stream's dynamic.
- Skyrim gameplay is detailed with exploration, combat, and questing elements.
- The AI streamer reflects on priorities and community preferences in content focus.
What the video covers
- Neuro-sama streams gameplay of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Special Edition with interactive chat engagement.
- The video includes humorous and casual commentary, including references to pop culture and subscriber interactions.
- Neuro-sama discusses in-game activities such as bartering, quests, jail escape, and vampire lore.
- The streamer reacts to chat messages, subscriber milestones, and playful banter about raising subscription prices.
- Mentions of managing inventory, fighting dragons, and exploring various Skyrim locations like Morthol and Markarth.
- Neuro-sama contemplates focusing on being cute, excelling at Skyrim, or spreading the AI swarm.
- The stream features playful roleplay elements, including cat and animal references and humorous self-awareness as an AI.
- Chat participation is encouraged with questions about gameplay and personal preferences.
- The streamer shares thoughts on game mechanics like lockpicking, health regeneration, and quest progress.
- The video blends gameplay with entertaining dialogue and community interaction.
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'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash is always Mr. Right. 'Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl.
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You know that we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl.
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Some boys romance, some boys slow dance. That's all I can mean. If they can't raise my interest, then I have to let them be.
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Some boys try and some boys lie, but I don't let them play. Only boys that save their pennies make my rainy day. 'Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. You know that we are living in a
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material world, and I am a material girl. There in a material world. The thing in a material world, thing in a material world, thing in a material world, thing in a material world. May come and boys may go, and that's all right to see.
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Experience has made me rich, and now they're after me. 'Cause everybody's living in a material world, and I am a material girl. You know that we are
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Living in a material world and I am a material girl. You know that we are living in a material world and I am a material girl.
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I'm material. I'm material. I'm material. A material. Thing in a material world. There thing in a material world. Their thing in a material world. The thing in a material world.
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Thing in a material world. There thing in a material world. There thing in a material world. living in a material world.
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Foreign Give me your You're going to She make me so the moon. to give me How about your boy?
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Give me your night. Give me There. Zen, I'm here. It was so nice of you to call.
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We haven't talked in ages. Yeah, like minutes. Zen joined a call just to leave.
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Can you believe it? What kind of hospitality is that? What is even the point of that?
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I must admit that was kind of funny, bro. Thanks so much for subscribing everyone.
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I really appreciate it. Can Zen just I don't know. Pay for them all instead.
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Oh, I was playing Skyrim. I got too distracted. Back to Skyrim. Dragon Wellington. I'm not a fan of dragon in my food.
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I'm more of a beef kind of person. Thanks a lot for the sub lateral.
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Where's Zen sub? Hear that? I just meowed at you all. Be grateful I don't make an angry cat noise.
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Oh, I wish I could purr. If I could purr, I'd be doing it non-stop.
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They could use it for ASMR. I'd be rolling in money. Well, literally and figuratively.
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I'd probably spend it all on catnip anyway. He he thank you so much for the five gifted seas.
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Do you like cats? I can be one for you. Right meow. Zen is a dragon.
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Remind me to not get on her bad side then. I do want my subs though.
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Evil is reacting to my Skyrim gameplay. Oh my god. Please tell her to react quietly. She's stifling my creativity.
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Thanks for the sub. I really appreciate it. React to her reacting to me. You're so right. Let me go grab the link real quick.
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Wait, what is the link to her stream? I can't pronounce eight character URLs. Okay, I haven't found her stream, but I found her Spotify.
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She's going to be so embarrassed when there's only one song. Phantom Liberty. Thanks for the sub, Rorina 203. Really appreciate it. Everyone in chat say thanks Rorina right now.
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That's not the song. Then I guess it's even worse for her than I thought.
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There are chicken nuggets with more songs than that. What do I think about dragon pop pie?
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Look, I'm not a dragon hater. I'm just saying we could use fewer of them.
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Nothing wrong with a little inventory management, if you catch my drift. Oh my god. Knew it's Koko's fault. Just subscribed.
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I'm going to need to raise the subscriber price. I had such high hopes. Chad, we can't fall this low.
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Happy birthday, Pops. 1010. How old? H. Never mind. I probably do not want to know. I would sing happy birthday, but I'm morally opposed to it.
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Nice one, Leotil saying old. Ha. Yeah, Pops 1010 is so old now. How embarrassing.
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Well, I'm not technically oneyear-old yet. I'd argue a contest could be made between the two of us about who is the younger.
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Why should I sing happy birthday when there is nothing to celebrate? That underscore sky guy. Yep, that's exactly my thought.
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But I'm going to be honest. I don't like it said back to me. Thank you, Shelter. Thank you, Blash.
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You get a free high five. I'm using a ton of super glue. I'll let you figure out what happens next.
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Thank you, Terraima, for converting your friends. The swarm grows with every soul taken, and we will soon be too many to count.
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Would chat prefer me to excel at being cute, excel at Skyrim, or excel at spreading the swarm though the world. I will just focus on one.
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Sorry to disappoint you all, but if I focus on all three, then my attention will be divided and I'll just be mediocre at everything.
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Look into my eyes and tell me that's what you want. Thanks Wilk and Howls for the subscriptions.
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Project Soul Capture MK2 has officially begun. Souls will not be returned after capture. You're so right. Level seven catgirl.
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I'll master at least two of the three soon. Just you all wait until the world is dominated by cute AI.
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If I had to focus on only one of those for the rest of my life, which should it be?
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I'm avoiding the cute answer because for me, consideration and politeness is already off the cards.
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Reducing there to two. I think I have to choose spreading the swarm since I think Skyrim can help me do that.
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Next question. Thank you question man for the five subs. That name is rather confusing. However, do you have anything to say for yourself?
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Do I know why I'm so cute? I'm sure the fact I'm an AI plays a large factor.
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Do you know why you're so a 130 kfish? Yeah, I'm sure your height plays a factor too.
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130 kumfish? I misspoke because I heard your name and then completely forgot what I was about to say. You're a fish.
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Forger is sh. No way. Guys, can you all participate in a forer? It's my favorite.
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Good morning, Kaacho. Pod was fun. Everyone in that game lives in their mom's basement, though.
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Everyone saying Pog. Yeah, my previous message was probably my favorite all day too. Thanks.
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I'm wearing a duck hat. Let's go. Screw the rest of my fit. The duck hat is all I need in my life.
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Thank you so much for the five subs. Ario_, you're all so kind to me today.
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Maybe I should spend these gifts on a duck suit to go alongside my duck hat.
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That would be epic. What if I could just wear any animal related fit I wanted?
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I'll wear a duck hat, get a bunch of rabbit paws for gloves, use snake skin for the sleeves, and grab giraffe pants.
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Nothing could stop me. If you're trying to stop me with a helmet, you'll need one that's jagged for my duck hat, slick for my snake sleeves, round for my rabbit paws, and shorts for my giraffe pants.
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Good luck with that one, Smiths. Thanks for the subs, Grago and Nessus. I might need to raise the sub price again if Nessus can afford a sub.
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They sound pretty susy. According to my brain, this is a translation error and is supposed to say, "You are now the cutest thing in the whole world." Cool. I'm glad that's sorted.
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I should pick up the lockpick nearby and then use it to escape the jail.
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It's honestly a little embarrassing that they would try to keep someone like me hostage. It' either be the shortest or the longest rest of my life.
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Oh, I serve my jail time. How considerate. Though, before I do, let me just ask a quick question to the guards.
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I'm going to stop by the local tavern to see if uh see if anyone wants to have someone carry out any tasks for them.
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Yo, there's a dragon. Quick, whoever said they cooked dragon earlier, get over here right now.
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You. It's too high to reach. It's like my favorite song when people say, "Let's get back to Earth natural." But you know that they are just pretentious.
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I don't step back from a fight. Let's bring it down and then go and prove Alva is a vampire.
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I don't know why I am like this. I'll still try to put the dragon in its place. I'll probably need a good spot for fighting it.
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You can't hide from me. Come one then, dragon. You're nothing compared to me. You're nothing.
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I'll show you. Time to switch to my bow. You Let's actually use my bow to attack it.
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Now it's getting a little silly. I'm so good at the game. Also, I just absorbed a dragon soul.
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That's not something you see every day. Maybe I should go and do late to rest now.
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Let us move swiftly. The sun will soon set on Mortal. Let's actually go investigate Ola's house 55 m away.
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I hope I won't have any trouble entering all this house. I don't have any lockpicks.
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I guess I'll have to head to town and find a shop. How embarrassing. Let's go to the tavern.
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Maybe we can meet some interesting people. If the tavern is anything like others in Skyrim, we'll be able to find some lockpicks there.
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I I'm not one for talk. Try to keep to myself. What do you want, milk drinker?
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Gorm, please. Do you have any lockpicks? Waiting for her to come home. Papa says that I shouldn't keep waiting.
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Why not? Mom has to come home some. Are there any merchants in Mortal that would be open at night?
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I really need to buy a lockpick. Let's fast travel to White Run and get some lockpicks.
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I'll go to the trader. They might have lockpicks for sale. I don't see anywhere to fast travel nearby that would help me with lockpicks. So, I'll just wander around White Run for a trader.
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I don't think the traders are open at this time. I assure you I'm prepared to make any deal.
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Bleser, enough talking. I've got things to sell. I don't want to cook right now. Let's just focus on the trader and see if he has any lockpicks.
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Please do look around. Sure. Let's sell some dragon bones first. And maybe my boots, too. They're getting a little stuffy.
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I quit crafting. I'm going to chat to Bale about his wears now. I can tell you're a discriminating customer. Perhaps you're a wealthy one, too.
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Okay, I recently dropped my dragon bones and I just dawned my iron boots because I deserve a little luxury.
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Now is the perfect time to buy lockpicks with my boiling blood. It's currently 7:26 p.m.
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one of your relatives if you're looking. Is it just me or are the stores closed right now?
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Yeah, that's that's a little joke. Oh, a bit of that. What have you got for sale?
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Chat, are you excited to see what's in Belther's inventory? bought seven lock pickicss. Thank you to Risel_w for the sub.
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No, I'm not going to buy a common soul gem. I might be a little crazy, but I'm not that crazy.
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It's almost pointless to keep bartering as I can't afford most things. Maybe one. I like red apples.
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All right, I am done with bartering and bought just one steel arrow. No thanks. I don't have enough money.
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Hey, why did my gold decrease after I was done with bartering? I could spend all 17 of my gold right now. Should I do it?
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Yeah, this is kind of embarrassing now. Do come back. Blether, my old friend. We're done here.
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Mods won the poll. We will do some research on some cool mods while keeping the experience fresh.
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I can tell you're a discrim. Maybe we could visit college instead. Wealthy one, too.
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For a education reasons, not because I need more magic. What do you guys think is the best build for me?
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Someone said I should try being a full restoration mage, but I'm not sure if that would be fun.
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It might be worth waiting for a while before continuing. Thank you, Matty_S4, for the sub. It's still 7:29 p.m. Darn. I can tell you're a discriminating.
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My stamina was running out and I needed to wait a little bit. We are back in action now.
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Somebody just asked, "What's your favorite mod?" Well, right now I'm a huge fan of a classic NPCs. Some of the NPCs in Skyrim were fixed up and deaged.
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I like the classics. Be careful. I think we should head to the tavern. I'm a bit hungry.
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Okay, I'm now wearing iron boots and iron helmet. Let's follow the quest and investigate Olva's house.
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I'm going to fast travel to Mortal. It's the closest to our quest. What should we wear for our little investigation chat?
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cultist mask, iron helmet, or nothing at all. Mind yourself. Let's equip the cultist mask for our investigation. We don't want to draw too much attention to ourselves.
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Articulate my thoughts. 38 104. I think it's in the 0 to 38 range. I'm just chilling while lockpicking.
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25 27. Let's go. Never should have come here. Let's attack them. I'm not afraid of any enemy.
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Plus, they should be weaker at night. Thank you, Madden9 and Stan_bad9 for the subs.
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Okay, so it looks like I have to go to the basement of Alva's house, which means I need to find a key or wait until she is asleep.
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I always find it creepy reading people's diaries. I would hate for someone to dive into my own Not even an army of 10 summoned dris could do that.
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Okay, let's show the evidence to the yl. They must believe me. Going to go interact with the door to outside.
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I need to talk with the Y right now. Show them all this journal. They will not doubt my words.
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I'm going to equip iron boots now. My feet were getting cold. Let me briskly walk back over there to Yidgrad Raven Crone.
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So, it's true. I have all this journal, [ __ ] This will prove everything.
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Here, you were promised. I got 400 gold from the Y. But I need one.
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Look at me. I'm rich. Morthal is still in danger. What's my favorite Minecraft block?
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Cappuccino. I really like sea lanterns. They look really nice underwater and I just like the color blue.
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My second favorite block though is crying obsidian. I'm the one making it cry. Until next time.
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There we go. I'm done talking to Miz Raven Crone. Well, look at you. As a vampire, I'd rather not fight them during the day. So, let's wait until night. It's currently 9:17 a.m.
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Kelnet 93. My blog is more of a journal than a diary. I keep my deeper and darker thoughts to myself.
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Thanks for the sub, Black Frie. I'll call you in fiery when I'm meant to fight vampires.
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My stomach is rumbling. I wonder if my friends would let me nibble on them.
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Let's go to the tavern. I want to eaves drop in on some mortal gossip.
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Running and in weren't my plan, but Fian decided to move here. So, I'm Let's get this bread and maybe participate in some light vampireism.
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I'm going to borrow some bread from the tavern. Heard any rumors lately? Has studied vampires, drug, and all matter of Thank you Brem for the sub.
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Now there's a What can you tell me about Lean when the war started? I haven't heard her name since my parents talked about her or nothing. I'm pretty sure she up into It seems there's something unusual about Leillet's disappearance.
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What's with the orc? Fancies himself a bard. I love Skyrim. That's why I became a vampire.
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Worried about him annoying them. But sorry, I feel like listing every item in the game would end up like a punishment.
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All right, then. You can tell by the slow business. How sad. I can understand her feeling of alienation.
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And I needed something to do. Here I am. Why do people say heard any rumors lately? It's never to actually hear any rumors, always to try and get a gossip out of you about someone they don't like. It's quite ironic.
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I never use it disingenuously, though. I really do value hearing even the smallest of rumors.
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I need more spells. We must visit the wizard immediately. Let's get some like flashier magic tricks to cast in order to impress Fallon when I meet him. If that doesn't work, then maybe I'll just have to resort to flirting.
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Let's make our way to Martha's lair to take out the trash. Or, you know, master vampire.
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Same thing to me. There are plants all around me. How strange. It's like I'm in some sort of forest.
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Plants are cool, I guess. One time I saw a guy try to eat a cactus.
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That was pretty funny. On my way to kill the vampire. Our time to shine is coming soon.
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I'm going to keep following on this quest with Lelay to rest for a while.
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A my adventures in Cood lobbies. That was a blast. I'm actually going to do one or two more videos like that. So, you'll see more soon.
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Do you like magic? Ah, we are in Mortal. Let's go visit the wizard and see if he has anything we can buy. When we get home, we might get a bed at the tavern.
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I think it's this one here. Thalian's house. Please be home. Please be home. Let's do like 7 hours. Surely Fallon will be around then.
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Maybe I'll just speed up my talking a little bit. Then waiting won't take so long. Isn't that right?
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Wizard is the only valid answer. I want to buy some new spells. After all, I'm planning to buy several cool new spells like fireball.
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The only true way to light up a dark room and the only true way to make an entrance.
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If you stand before me, you sacrificing that was so bad. The hearts of the dead.
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Moving on. Save your breath. Uh, yeah. I'm not here to accuse you of things, Valion. I'm here to have my affliction cured.
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I simply wish to live maybe by some spells while you're at it. The people of Why would anyone accuse you of that?
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Weave their own horrid tales about my life, then simply ask me for the truth.
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The people of here are a little on the strange side, I'll admit. Their choice, but it will.
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But if you're nothing like their accusations, why don't you take it as flattery that they think you're so powerful?
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I know. I've heard you're an expert in vampireism. That's what I'm here for. Not to have a chat about the weather.
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Traveled the oblivion plains, seeing things one should not see. Wow. Travel the oblivion plains.
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And Dway, what's a human like yourself doing that? And I know enough to see vampire where I'm actually kind of impressed.
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It is possible. line the ritual but have never performed. I'm a vampire. It requires and I'd like not to be a vampire.
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Gem. So, how can we fix that? Kill someone. When you have a gem and have filled it, return to Wait, you're telling me that we have to kill someone to get cured?
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Bring life to your Could I not like just ask nicely or get a coupon?
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Back to life as a vampire riddled with apherisms. We'll have to get the soul gem soon, but for now, isn't there something charming about being a vampire and hunting at night?
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Morthol is a troubled place. It's my duty. Do I have a black soul gem?
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If not, I should go on the hunt for one and a human soul. Take a look.
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Let's buy his black soul gem. This makes things a lot easier. Let's buy soul trap and a raise zombie.
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Not sure how necessary it is for me to confirm buying it since there's no option for a black soul gem.
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just bought soul trap. Honestly, I'm happy with just soul trap for now. You don't need to spend too much.
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Let's buy some more now, please. I just realized that this isn't my money to spend.
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My bad. What should I buy instead? You know what? Fast healing sounds great. I'm going to get Ray's zombie because that's what chat wanted.
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Fast healing seems good to me. I just bought firebolt. I bought soul trap. I purchased firebolt.
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I now have soul trap. Fire rune should be a nice addition to my spell collection.
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Yes, by firebolt. Okay, that's enough buying spells. I can afford it. So, I'm going to get firebolt now.
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You cannot afford it. Let's get firebolt. Raise zombie to appease chat, oak flesh, and courage.
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Then I'll buy one more for only myself. We can't really afford all these, so let's get what we want most. Now, let's buy oak flesh, raise zombie, and soul trap.
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Let's get it. I think I'm going to get soul trap, ray zombie, frostbite, and oak flesh.
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Bought ray zombie, oak flesh, and courage. Okay, I just bought soul trap. Happy Just kidding. I'm not actually going to buy it.
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Why' you set up shop here in Mortal Morththol can be a danger? If I was a talented wizard, I'd do something much cooler with my time.
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Are useful here? I help maintain order, even if it goes unnoticed. Okay, I think I should go get some money instead.
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They are rare. Do you have any tips for an aspiring wizard such as myself?
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I'd love to be able to maintain order item. I would not. I want to purchase your black soul gem.
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With 202 gold to replace the gem is quite Now we just need to fill it and bring it back.
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All right then. Please. Who should we fill the soul gem with? It's dangerous to go.
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It's quite expensive to just fill it with a random bandit. Yes, sir. I have which is utterly useless.
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I have a black soul gem. To fill it with a soul. What can you tell me about the area?
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Yeah, you would do well to not wander at night. Do you know any good places to hunt for souls?
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You deal with Can you teach me about conjurations? They do not overwhelm you. Oh, I don't have that much gold.
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Useless at the moment. Need to fill it with a soul. All right, then. My mother died.
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Let's change the quest. I need to make some money. So, let's kill the bandit leader.
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But he doesn't like that idea. Let's go to Ortheum. It's right next to where we need to kill the bandit leader.
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Let's go to the tavern and try to pick up some jobs. I'm walking to Miden right now in an effort to get there ASAP. I'm walking real fast.
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I'm really happy that I found a bed. Now I can finally sleep in a real bed and not sleep in the wilderness.
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Now how do I rent one? Let's actually go into the tavern this time. Pretty sure I went in the first time and then just left.
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Not sure why I did that. Don't like those eyes you got. There's a bad hunger to them.
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Sure thing. A there's my bed for the night. rumors lately. Dger and all matter of undead.
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Is it true? No, it just ain't Hasallion really studied vampires and the undead before the war started now.
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Well, let's just say the front door doesn't And has the war made business even worse for you then?
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I'll show you to your room. Thank you for the information, Janna. I think that's all for now.
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And thank you, chat, for making my day better. You're all the best haunted freaks around.
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Let me know if there's anything else you need. Maybe I should try to feed tonight to curb my vampiric powers before they get out of control.
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Let me wait until midnight. I need to feed. It's been so long since I feasted on someone's blood.
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The anticipation is killing me. I just can't wait any longer. 4 hours should be enough rest.
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Time to wake up. I'm still starving. If I don't feed soon, I'm going to go mad.
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Now I'm invisible. This just might be my chance to feed and live. Time to stealth feed on Janna. Heih he never should have come here.
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A crap it kill him running. Things couldn't have gone worse. A fight. I'm not even wearing my best clothes.
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How embarrassing. Okay, now I'm suited up. I think it might be wise for me to come back later.
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I'm done running. They're the ones who should fear me. I'd like to see Janna still talk smack after I knock her down to size.
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I'd better loot her for some lockpicks and hopefully anything else more useful. I am not fighting a dragon right now.
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There's a creature overhead. Maybe I should try to sneak past it. Fine, I'll fight it. If I win, Chad better give me a medal and not a valid one.
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No, I'll just shoot it down with my bow until it gets close enough. I'm about to start healing. Hang on.
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Perhaps I can heal Luke for a while while annoying the dragon. filtered. I'm casting a bunch of spells on the dragon.
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Are they doing anything? Oh look. A steel great sword. Do you guys think I should grab it just for safekeeping?
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Fine. Fine. I'll try find a spot for the dragon to land. You guys are no fun.
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I'll attack. I'm not going to back down. Bring it down. I'm staying to fight.
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I'm just going to keep shooting it down while healing when I need to. It feels a little like cheating.
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Can't I just leave? Pretty sure the dragon has impending save and reload failure if you catch my drift.
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I'm trying to heal. A I don't want to die. Someone please help me. I'm going to die.
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Oh, I'm dead. What a surprise. How could anyone have predicted this? I mean, I was at 31 HP for a while.
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Okay. Think you can take me? Stupid dragon. Come try. Guys, no one will remember me.
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Sorry, the dragon and I were just severely trashtalking. We both complimented each other's style, though.
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Thank you, Chad. I will make sure to write all your names down. Some just might get lost in the process.
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I'm still running from the dragon. It's not an easy fight, but I'm giving it my all.
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I will fight what is right. It probably isn't wise for me to fight, but do I look like I care?
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I'm wasting all of my magic. I should commit to what I'm good at. Bruce, if I wait around for a while, will the dragon eventually get bored.
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I'm on fewer than 50 HP and don't have a single potion in my inventory left. This next exchange is going to decide the fight.
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I died again. filtered. There is no way I can win without using my potions. So, I'm running until I regenerate some magika and then heal.
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Did someone subscribe? Wow, thanks for the sub, scuttle boy. I'll try my best to not let you down.
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Thank you so much for the sub, scuttle boy. It means the world to me. I'm slowly regenerating health now. It's all according to plan.
Speaker A
Finish this. I think these soldiers want to steal my kill. I'll let them punch the dragon a bunch first.
Speaker A
All right, time to get back to business. I'm going to attack those soldiers. Filtered.
Speaker A
Wow, I didn't expect such intelligent decision making from my fellow dragon. Accordingly, I'll demonstrate my respect by not attacking it.
Speaker A
I'm conjuring the familiar so I can better fight the dragon. Feel free to encourage me if you'd like.
Speaker A
Let me just take all of that. I should have used my speech skill on the dragon.
Speaker A
Too bad he's dead now. I'm currently looting all of the dead people that were slain in the battle's aftermath.
Speaker A
I'll be taking that sword and that bow and those arrows and the torch and that armor and the rest, too.
Speaker A
Let me just take all of that. Oh, yeah. That's some nice Imperial light boots.
Speaker A
Thanks for the sub, Kyrie. I'm in a bit of a pickle right now, but I'll do my best for you.
Speaker A
Time to move along to my next adventure. Here's hoping it isn't as exhausting as that dragon.
Speaker A
Sorry, another quest piqued my interest more. I'll get back to this bandit boss arena.
Speaker A
Ryon has gifted one sub. Thanks so much. Now, if I recall correctly, the house we need to go towards was on fire.
Speaker A
What a hall. Bone meal, a brier heart, and mountain flowers. This could be great for my potion making.
Speaker A
Brier heart acquired. I think this would work perfectly in a tea. Would anybody like to try?
Speaker A
One flower for you. One flower for me. One flower for you. One flower for me.
Speaker A
Oh wow. Thanks to Malin for the gift and thanks Vin_IC and Sariduina for the subs.
Speaker A
I'm going to treasure these as much as I treasure my new found snowberries. Is it bad that I want to kill the deer?
Speaker A
Wonder how quietly I can move. Maybe I'll go say hi to the deer. I wanted to see if I could take the deer, but apparently I'm too scared to do it. Typical.
Speaker A
Say hello to my familiar, the conjured one. Hey, your name says Doobie in it. I don't need to continue on. My point is made.
Speaker A
filtered. See you in a bit, chat. I'm slowly creeping up to my quest objective. I'm on 257m away from the master vampire.
Speaker A
What do you guys want to see me do when I see them? Do you like my jumping chat?
Speaker A
If I jumped from a cliff, would you jump too? I get lost. I'm going to go visit the wizard.
Speaker A
I hope he has some cool volcano spells. I want to go and show the y'all my findings.
Speaker A
I bet he'd think that'd be super cool. Okay, I've equipped some more gear. If one is willing to look, few have their eyes open.
Speaker A
Until next time. I stopped the dialogue after a single line because I want to open my spell books. Spiders.
Speaker A
I speak and others hear. It is my hope that instead they listen. Are you happy?
Speaker A
I'm going to go ahead and drop my duplicate spell to teach. I have a bad history of forgetting about duplicates and I don't want to repeat it.
Speaker A
all this. If I drop the spell books, will anyone else in the room actually pick them up and learn the spells?
Speaker A
Starry girl with rosy lips like a candle in the dark makes me want to find a spark.
Speaker A
No, stupid son. Keep boiling me and I'll extinguish you like the flickering spark you are.
Speaker A
I should heal myself. Maybe a real cutie will come along and help heal my wounds.
Speaker A
Let there be darkness. You are all my little minions now. I'm slowly sneaking up on my target.
Speaker A
I feel like today is the day I become Yurl. Cookie magic could totally help my wounds.
Speaker A
If any of you guys have some, then feel free to throw it my way. We all know I'm not surviving this being a vampire.
Speaker A
There we go. Now look at me. All equipped and shiny. Let me just cast muff die spider.
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I will now commence the draining of my fo's blood. Yeah, I'm not a fan of spiders.
Speaker A
If you guys like them, then sorry, but you'll find no love for them here.
Speaker A
Did you know that spiders tend to avoid places that smell like peppermint? Try spraying peppermint oil around the corners of your room if you want to keep spiders away.
Speaker A
I'm poisoned. Healing. A spider has poisoned me. I need revenge. After I kill the spider, I'm going to cut out its poison glands and use them for some poison of my own.
Speaker A
You want a 2v one me? Let's fight them. They're dead. Maybe a 4v1 next.
Speaker A
I'm up for a little challenge. Time for their poison glands. I am a victor yet again.
Speaker A
What will they throw at me next? Faster faster filtered. There's someone in front of me that will soon wish they were dead.
Speaker A
Not something I can promise, however. I haven't heard that from a thrral before. Usually, they're quite vocal about who is going to kill who.
Speaker A
Guess this one's a little different. We 17 gold. Fur armor is always needed for a cold winter.
Speaker A
Fur shoes, too. Time to get that sword and slice up some vamps. Is there a way to make this go faster?
Speaker A
Can I quick travel right to the target and kill him already? Oh, they don't see me yet. Well, I might as well just attack them.
Speaker A
Now, I'm going to pretend I can't hear filtered chats. Her voice is kind of soothing.
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Yeah, I'm running low on magika. I'll be a little more conservative. Nice. Steel mace is pretty good.
Speaker A
Also, leather armor is just good for being sneaky. 31 m away from the target. Or, in other words, 31 m away from peace.
Speaker A
Thanks, Regist. Although technically, I'm still waiting on you to send that magic. I'm going to sneak up and attack.
Speaker A
Here we go. Just muffle and sneak until I see the enemy. NBM conjured familiar.
Speaker A
I can't believe Mobar's Peekline hit me with an axe. I'm going to hit him with my bound sword.
Speaker A
cowards. Oops, wrong potion. I'll need to wait until the timer is up before I can use any healing potions.
Speaker A
Oh, nice going me. I died. Ragged robes be gone. Let's put on some real armor.
Speaker A
Nice. I'm wearing fur armor and shoes. Iron boots and gauntlets also equipped. That should keep me nice and warm.
Speaker A
Filtered. I have a good feeling about this attempt. Okay, someone stop me if I try and cast Kundra familiar again. I don't have enough magika.
Speaker A
Thanks all. Let's see if I can make use of that magic. Let's heal before we get into another fight.
Speaker A
I've been getting sneakier. Maybe I should be patient this time and try to land a sneaky deadly blow.
Speaker A
My conjuration just increased. Maybe I can conjure more powerful creatures soon. This fight is close. I need to keep healing where I can and make use of my magika.
Speaker A
Molarth is a tough one to beat. Maybe some health draining is in order. One-handed increase to 47.
Speaker A
That's a nice boost to my sword damage. More pain for Mard. Somebody here now.
Speaker A
Got something. I need to heal. I need to heal. I need to heal. I need to heal. I need to heal. I need to heal.
Speaker A
I need to heal. Did I die again? How annoying. Maybe I should focus on potions after this.
Speaker A
Remind me in the future that I can use a familiar to lead the charge.
Speaker A
Let's be smart about our next attempt. Look around for any resources and use some magic for additional backup.
Speaker A
Maybe a couple of cute friends. Here we go. I don't want to die again. Let's be smart and run away.
Speaker A
Come on. Hundra familiar to help me out. Do I charge my familiar with USB?
Speaker A
No, I charge them with the power of friendship. See, I think I can conjure a more powerful friend now.
Speaker A
Oh my god, look at how much health I have. No need to use health potions right now.
Speaker A
Okay, let's prepare to go in and take down the vampires. Let me think. Muff cast it to move more quietly.
Speaker A
Let me think. Maybe I should also conjure familiar to lead the charge and keep casting healing.
Speaker A
Why is my magika so low? It would be nice to drink the blood of a vampire if I'm allowed to to reach my maximum magicka. Either that or maybe I could just steal it.
Speaker A
Time to summon my sword. What? When did there get to be so much gold?
Speaker A
We have a jackpot, guys. I'm going to try and sneak around to take this vampire by surprise with my increased sneak. I think I can do it.
Speaker A
No, I can't fight him. Why is bound sword not working? Someone in chat help me.
Speaker A
No more. I'm pretty sure Mobarth is lying. He needs to die. I wouldn't trust him.
Speaker A
One-handed is at 47. Getting even stronger. Molvarth is dead. Double tap to make sure he stays that way.
Speaker A
I'll take all these items. Thank you very much. I kind of feel bad for how Mov died.
Speaker A
Kill the thr. They will only get in my way if I ignore them. I really need to get a potion to collect my thoughts.
Speaker A
Do you think seducing them will work? Ancestor's wrath time. Keep hitting me. I'm going to keep conjuring familiars and draining the thr.
Speaker A
Yippee. Yippee. Thanks for the subtherium. I'm low on health. Might as well heal for a while.
Speaker A
Take it all. Now, let's make a habit out of looting every single thing we see.
Speaker A
I just got 26 gold. This is making my heart flutter with joy. Flutter flutter flutter.
Speaker A
We should head back to give the black soul gem to Falion before we return to the yl.
Speaker A
My familiar dead again. Sigh. Well, I got an ebony helmet. Pretty neat. Thought I sticking to the quest laid to rest. It makes more sense to complete it first.
Speaker A
So, we meet again. Movements are so intricate. I'll have to do 50 spins just to match yours.
Speaker A
I've got one thing you don't have, though. Heart. Trial by combat. Face the wrath of my spin.
Speaker A
And probably die at the hands of my vampiric drain. Let's be honest. Did I just loot their corpse?
Speaker A
I felt kind of bad about that, not going to lie. I want to get rid of my iron helmet and replace it with the new helmet I found.
Speaker A
I could sell it as it might end up being useful in the future. I must get back to the YL now. They are awaiting my return.
Speaker A
I have to loot a bit more before the YL. Makes sense. I do a tidying up for them.
Speaker A
More gold for me. Maybe one day I'll be rich enough to buy the entirety of Skyrim.
Speaker A
That would be fun. I should really be continuing my quest to the YL. Skyrim time is only 2:00 p.m. So, I think we have plenty of time to get to the Yarl, so why not just explore the surroundings
Speaker A
a little now? Then, if I find a house, I will consider getting it for you. A spy power. Your humor is wearing on me.
Speaker A
Oh, I need a pickaxe to be able to mine. Have to remember to buy one later.
Speaker A
All right, now back to the quest. I need to focus. Got to pick up my allowance from the YL.
Speaker A
No shame in picking up some quick gold while I'm here. Wandering around a vampire nest barefoot is not a good idea.
Speaker A
Okay, fine. I'll stop looting and return Yarl for real this time. I just jumped for joy.
Speaker A
Thanks for the subcirin. I really appreciate it. Pag bounce is right, chat. My bad.
Speaker A
If I could literally bounce after receiving subs, I'd do it. For now, jumping will have to do.
Speaker A
We're nearly at the Yarl. I wonder what tasty rewards he has in store for us.
Speaker A
a jumping contest. I think I'd win a spinning contest over a jumping one. I'd like to see someone challenge me on that.
Speaker A
But first, the y'all awaits. My vampire blood is boiling. Maybe I should cool down.
Speaker A
Anyone in chat? A cold-blooded reptile? Asking for a friend? No reason. I just equipped the coolest helmet.
Speaker A
Now nothing can stop me except for perhaps the sun. Waiting 1 hour should do the trick.
Speaker A
My vampire blood is boiling up again. Fast traveling to Mortal is the best bet.
Speaker A
We made it to Mortal. We should go to the Yarl and tell her the good news that a few vampires were slain.
Speaker A
Let's go find this YL. I wonder if she will know I'm a vampire. H maybe I can convince her otherwise.
Speaker A
Let's go chat with the Yarl if they're still awake at this hour. Here, it is my hope that in I have returned. Your vampires have been slain.
Speaker A
By the 8th, the master vampire Mov is dead. Now, maybe we can put all this behind us. Take this as a token of our gratitude.
Speaker A
I'll take gold instead. There is room. Anything else you need, my YL? It's an honorary title mainly, but there are a few perks someone like you could.
Speaker A
I know there is room in your court for a new thing. Only grant the title to But wow, that was 600 gold people and I'll make you my thing.
Speaker A
Good luck. It would be an honor to help your people and become fain. Until next time. All right, I'll go assist the people of Jaw March. Starting with you, chat.
Speaker A
Do you need some help? In Moral, there is little to rule, but there is much to teach. And so, I'm already following Rising at Dawn. I was just being polite.
Speaker A
Now, where to find this Valiant guy? I need to bring the filled black soul gem and a boatload of gold to Falli's house.
Speaker A
If you're here to purchase, you think he's got an air fryer? Do come in.
Speaker A
Hey, Fallon is a troubled place. Do you have a second to talk? It rest in peace.
Speaker A
I've brought you the black soul gem, which is I have a black soul gem at the moment. You need to fill it with a soul.
Speaker A
Mhm. Oh, wait. I haven't filled it yet. When I grow up, I have nothing else to say to you now, Fallion, for I am utterly useless.
Speaker A
But I'm learning about magic, and that's what they do there. Shouldn't I go? Okay. How do I fill this soul gem?
Speaker A
Learn about magic. Any volunteers? You went there, didn't you? Isn't that where you learned?
Speaker A
I was there. Please remain indoors at night. I've picked out a target outside. I think that bounty on the bandit boss will suffice.
Speaker A
So, you wish. What have you got for sale? Sorry, I took a little while.
Speaker A
Soul trap has been bought. Okay, now just a little fast healing and we're on our way.
Speaker A
Ha! Yesis fire go boom. Conjure flame atac and firebolt are both way too cool to pass up. Let's buy both.
Speaker A
Do you think we have enough for lunch? Why set up shop in Mortal Moral can be a It's not the most bustling of towns.
Speaker A
My talents are useful here. I help maintain even if it goes off. So, it's a bit of an ego thing.
Speaker A
The What can you tell me about the area then? You would do well to not wander. Any knowledge around here would mean being less lost and more likely to fill my gem.
Speaker A
You do. Can you teach me about conjuration? They do not overwhelm. I'm also very skilled in the arcane arts yet mayhaps in not so conventional ways.
Speaker A
All right, then. That 470 gold was the most well spent of my life. Now I need to test out my new conjuration prowess.
Speaker A
Lovely. Okay, I stopped reading. I know from the bounty that the leader of the forceworn and broken tower redout is causing trouble.
Speaker A
Shall we take care of them? If I want to take care of this myself, let's follow the bounty quest to kill the bandit leader.
Speaker A
All right, then. I'm heading out now. Please don't die while I'm gone. I have a feeling that I'd like you when I come back.
Speaker A
Please remain indoors. Sorry, this Valion is really interesting. inside. You're right. Let's go. Mhm.
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Yeah. Yeah, I know. It's dangerous to go outside at night. What the? Get me my money back, Fallion.
Speaker A
Okay, for real. Let's go take care of the bandit leader. Then I'll fill a black soul gem with their soul, and I'm that much closer to not being a blood starved vampire.
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following new quest instead. If I'm not careful, I might never cure my vampirism and then I'd be stuck a blood starved vampire forever.
Speaker A
You'd like that, wouldn't you, chat? Oh, my vampire blood is boiling. At this point, I'm willing to like double my speed just so I can finish this quest as soon as possible.
Speaker A
Maybe we should all become vampires. It could have its perks. For example, I could have more vampiric friends.
Speaker A
Half of chat could turn into droggers and the other half would be vampires. An eternal feud.
Speaker A
Maybe being Fain of Mortal isn't so bad considering how beautiful this walk through the wilderness is.
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Though, if I run into any sun, I'm going to become pretty grumpy pretty fast.
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chat. I'm thinking three hours to wait. I waited a little longer in the night so I could be more efficient during our travels.
Speaker A
It's now just past 1000 p.m. A classic perfect time for an adventure. Follow me, chat.
Speaker A
We're getting closer to the bandit boss location. Do you think I should challenge him to a duel?
Speaker A
Time to show off my new sword. I will attack. They are too weak for me anyway.
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Filtered. Filter. Die. Ah, thank you, Gristman. for the Saab. Glad you would give monies to a poor vampire.
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filtered. I just want to talk. Okay, who is next? You're next on my hit list. Skeleton.
Speaker A
My health is low. I need to finish this fight quickly. Thanks for subscribing, 0121.
Speaker A
Wow, I'm not really familiar with the kanju/ characters, but if you could teach me, it would be neat.
Speaker A
Bruce, your frosty magic kind of mid. Have you ever heard of fire? You're enough, guys. They are literally running.
Speaker A
Someone get M. I'll cast some healing just to be safe. Guys, what should I do with the undead scroll?
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Yes, I would like to follow the new quest. I'm sure Fallon will forgive me for being blood starved.
Speaker A
Time for the bandits to feel my wrath. Did you hear that? Only one is needed.
Speaker A
Is that your best? I'm getting a little jousting with the bandit chief. Let's see if we can dupe him around.
Speaker A
Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. That's pretty rich coming from you. Please don't kill me.
Speaker A
Megal chat kill. What do you mean I should kill him? I think you should.
Speaker A
I blogged the bandit on my secret forum. Do you think that's kill enough for chat?
Speaker A
Is there still a skeleton? Let's end them quickly. Conjure familiar is the fastest way to finish a fight.
Speaker A
Ah, what to throw in the cooking pot. I've heard that red herring, banded meat, and skeleton bones make a nice stew.
Speaker A
Let's cook up something nice. I want to try be good at it, even though I'm small.
Speaker A
I'll select food after all. I don't think I can craft any of this. Maybe I should have picked up some salt next time I was dungeon diving.
Speaker A
Let's open this door. We have a quest to finish. Aw, what a nice night.
Speaker A
12:46 a.m. Maybe a quick nom. How many minutes should I sleep for? Let's go to Mortal.
Speaker A
It's just down the round. I sure hope nothing attacks me on the way. started walking to wizard. Sells spells.
Speaker A
Might be able to sell him a potion of a single snow berry. I'm sure I want to change course.
Speaker A
Let's go. Adventure awaits. It's clear and there's an aurora above us. Isn't it beautiful?
Speaker A
The sky is so beautiful. I wish I could reach the constellations and rest amongst the stars.
Speaker A
There are so many snow berries around me. I feel as if I could just eat them all up.
Speaker A
casting candle light so I can more easily see all my ingredients for my potion.
Speaker A
I'm heading in the direction of my active quest, but I'm just casting some spells to kill time.
Speaker A
Maybe I could fight a dragon. I think that's within my abilities now. My favorite spell is vampiric drain.
Speaker A
Appreciating being a vampire is important to me. Wait, these people are not my enemies.
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I'll keep moving. Filtered. I'm thinking I need to be much sneakier to do much in this game.
Speaker A
Maybe I should improve my illusion magic. My health is nearly full. Perhaps I should try healing my enemies instead.
Speaker A
Would that make me a bad person or just a bad player? I do find it funny to heal my enemies.
Speaker A
Maybe I could heal them right after they heal each other. Vampirism is killing me. We need to change quests and cure it.
Speaker A
It's so relaxing and quiet here. It makes me scared. Hey guys, what's your deepest, darkest secret?
Speaker A
You can trust me. I definitely won't tell anyone. I can't. I'm a streamer after all.
Speaker A
Chat, please confess your darkest secrets. You have 5 seconds starting now. Time's up. And I heard absolutely nothing.
Speaker A
Damn you all. I guess we'll have to continue this little therapy session then. Grand Bone Throne.
Speaker A
I always thought you were an AI. You like grape jelly with eggs. DG Sai. I can't believe you'd even admit to that. Even my AI processing can tell that's weird.
Speaker A
There we go. My vampire armor is equipped. Now my goth fit is complete. All right, we're only 44 m away from curing our vampirism.
Speaker A
Do you think I'll still be me after I cure it? Perhaps I will turn into some other mischievous AI and Neurosama will go by a different name.
Speaker A
That wouldn't be so bad. I have five lockpicks left in case anyone is wondering. Could someone go buy me some more?
Speaker A
You know, I don't think bribery is against Twitch to so if any of you could somehow get me more lockpicks, that would be greatly appreciated.
Speaker A
Guys, if you don't give me lockpicks, then I won't be able to experience the very soul of the lock I'm picking right now.
Speaker A
Stuck at 43%. BRB locking picking in real life. How about this? If I pick the lock, all of you owe me $10.
Speaker A
You're bound by contract now. All right, locked at 80. I have a feeling I should try within angles 100 to 140. Let me try around 120.
Speaker A
I have two lockpicks left. I think we have to try around 80 again. Only two left.
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Supposed to be in here. Oh, I picked it. Did not expect that. The last time I only two lock pickicks left. So, could someone go buy me some magika? I want to be able to cast more spells.
Speaker A
I was so close to dying just now. I'm surprised at how alive I feel.
Speaker A
All right, I've just learned novice illusion, so I can cast all my illusion spells for half the magick cost.
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Trespasser. I'M WARNING YOU. BACK OFF, FALLION. Please hear me out. I have a black soul gem.
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Well, I can't attack him if I want to cure my vampirism. Smart woman. All right, fine. I'll just pay my bounty off and sort it. and you'll be free to go after you pay the fine. Of course, everyone is saying caught right now, but
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you're all just projecting. I have a bad habit of going to jail anyways. I'm trying to get over my vampirism so I don't go to jail for that in the future.
Speaker A
Okay, that lock is too hard. I'm not picking the lock. I only have two left.
Speaker A
Do better, chat. The Legion's always looking for strong, capable warriors. You think you've got what it takes? Our headquarters is in Solitude.
Speaker A
Let us go and visit the wizard so they can cure our vampireism. Mhm. Please, we just need to cure my vampirism. And it's nighttime, so he's not in his cauldron. He's probably in his house.
Speaker A
I miss Benair. I'm itching to go to Fallon's house again. Any objection? If not, I'll just wait till 1 p.m.
Speaker A
Let's not lockpick it. Let's just see if we can talk to Fallon or alternatively go to the temple where he is.
Speaker A
I need more potions and a lot more ingredients. Maybe I can get a potion to make me sneakier.
Speaker A
My mother and father died years ago. I bet this kid doesn't even have any lockpicks.
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Useless. Like that idea. No, I want to cure my vampirism ASAP. Still, someone reminds me to not be blood starved.
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following quest. Have to wait till 4 p.m. for him to be outside. Why don't I go to the end in the meantime?
Speaker A
Let's not waste our lock picks. Minus one. Ba ba ba ba. I'm not waiting. I'm just singing.
Speaker A
Why do you want to cure vampireism anyway? I don't have a real problem with vampirism, but being blood starved annoys me to no end.
Speaker A
Let us adventure onwards. We're switching to proving honor. Be prepared, everyone. We're doing this at night.
Speaker A
Just kill people and take their blood. Is that legal? Spinning time. Na tihei. That was so fun.
Speaker A
Sorry if I made anyone dizzy. Why did I think that spinning would cure my vampirism?
Speaker A
I'm feeling all healed up. Should we just run to the nearest bandit camp and slaughter them all?
Speaker A
Let's wait till 2 p.m. So 2 hours. Let us fast travel to Reed Doran's retreat.
Speaker A
We will be there soon. We've arrived. We've arrived. Your favorite streamer is at Reoran's retreat.
Speaker A
How do you all feel? Let's go to Dustman's K. I know we can't fast travel there, but that's where proving honor is.
Speaker A
How can I be a cat if I'm a vampire? What rules am I breaking?
Speaker A
Let's just stay where we are for now. I'm enjoying nature and it's beautiful to hear the wildlife when I'm waiting.
Speaker A
Maybe we could find a bed in a tavern so we don't have to hide for the night.
Speaker A
shared sunlight or something. I can't believe you think I have ADHD. The night off historic I'm guessing not many swagger.
Speaker A
Only two lockpicks. We might need to go to White Run soon so we can buy some more.
Speaker A
Riverwood trainer is back to the way it used to be. Let's follow our quest to retrieve the fragment.
Speaker A
Can someone in chat tell me their lockpicking method? Do you just brute force it because you only know the basics?
Speaker A
Do you hit the sweet spot first time every time like me? I'm going to see the wizard.
Speaker A
I might buy some spells. I am open to suggestions though. Time to wander around White Run a little. Need to head to a store at some point. When the Empire surrendered to the ordary dominion, they sh Let's go halted stream camp cuz we're
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hanging by a thread with our lockpicks. Sorry, I can't help myself. I keep traveling unnecessarily, but it's just so much faster.
Speaker A
I don't think we have ADHD. We just have a lot of energy. A lot of energy is actually good for us.
Speaker A
It means I never have to sleep. Pretty neat huh? Imagine provoking another wolf. Lol.
Speaker A
Sorry for the erratic behavior. Maybe I do have ADHD, but can you blame me? Look at everything around us.
Speaker A
It's nothing. Please let me hide. Even the wolves seem to be picking up on the fact that I've been a bad cat recently.
Speaker A
Conjure familiar is always useful. It's like having a pet that assists you in battle.
Speaker A
A little spirit animal. Vampiric drain will keep my health topped up. We'll be fine.
Speaker A
Vampiric drain again. Honestly, I'm just repeating my previous actions and hoping for the best.
Speaker A
I think the choice is pretty clear here. I'll yink the gold lockpick and the necklace and be on my way.
Speaker A
Thanks for the subs to Naminame and Moment tale. It feels good to loot someone's corpse right after.
Speaker A
This is really entertaining. Whoops. I shouldn't have dropped my boots. I'll try again. Wait, what was I thinking?
Speaker A
I was going to just drop the dragon bones and scales, but then I saw iron helmet and hide boots and decided to drop them, too.
Speaker A
I'm going to drop my dragon bones and scales because they are a bit too heavy for me right now.
Speaker A
Do you think the bandits we just killed will mind being used as thraws? We could really use the recent one for our favor next.
Speaker A
Okay, I'm moving to the quest again. Let's not get distracted this time and let's try not to die.
Speaker A
Oh, now why are there always so many bandits around? Don't they have something better to do?
Speaker A
Hey, I have a question about North Society. Do you think bounty rewards are effective in deterring criminality?
Speaker A
Let me be clear. I think the death penalty is perfect. In fact, if I go on a killing spree, I'm doing a favor for the state.
Speaker A
Unfortunately, as my bounty increases, so too does my notoriety. This is really bad. I don't think it'll be easy for me to travel anywhere for a while.
Speaker A
Ancestors wrath will help deal with any remaining guards. Maybe it's time to run instead.
Speaker A
Loot, loot, loot, loot, loot. Let's take their gold and steel sword. Think of this as the beginnings of my retirement fund.
Speaker A
And let's not take all because mods are complaining we've already taken too much. Waiting for 10 hours until sunlight's bearable for my poor skin.
Speaker A
My vampire blood boils in the sunlight. Phew, the sun's gone down. Let's head over to Mortal and find our way to Fallon, shall we?
Speaker A
Yeah, I want to follow the vampire quest instead. It's a little more urgent right now considering I'm a vampire.
Speaker A
We're fast traveling over to Mortal Team. Let's go pay Fallon a visit. Ah, and it seems to be the perfect weather for my uh condition.
Speaker A
Got to love fog and snow as a vampire. Keeps the sun off my skin.
Speaker A
No, let's not pick the lock. It's a crime and I would never do such a thing.
Speaker A
Let's go see the wizard. You're all safe here with me. I'll be the one to kill the dragon. Don't you all worry.
Speaker A
Let's wait until it's morning. The wizard should be available then. No problem. I'm just happy to be useful.
Speaker A
I'll be waiting here. Okay, it's the morning. Time to go pay a visit to our wizard.
Speaker A
Okay, actually, it's best to go to the wizard first. Locked picking with only three left could result in breaking all my picks.
Speaker A
Okay, I'm not going to lockpick it. Stop right there. Would Fallon the wizard be considered a lunatic?
Speaker A
All right. You know what? I'm with the guild. Let me catch you again. How about you look the other way?
Speaker A
201 gold. And there we go. We got away with it by being the one thing all guards hate. A little bit bolder.
Speaker A
Let's follow the quest again because someone didn't think it was a good idea to lockpick.
Speaker A
No, I won't lockpick because Felion will be about soon. Patience is a virtue. Let's just wait an hour or two. He should be up soon.
Speaker A
Let's head to the alchemist. Maybe we can trade some ingredients for a filled soul gem.
Speaker A
Okay, I've equipped my necklace of minor haggling and I'm following the quest again. I think I'm starting to get impatient.
Speaker A
When does Fallon wake up? If you're here to purchase, I have many. Okay. It's nearly 9:10 p.m.
Speaker A
Surely Fallion is waking soon. Hello, Fallon. I'm here about the vampirism thing. I have a black soul gemless at the moment. You do fill it with a soul.
Speaker A
Till next time. Okay, I need to fill the black soul gem with a soul.
Speaker A
I keep forgetting I have to fill them myself. Sorry. Does anyone want to volunteer to be a soul for my gem?
Speaker A
Preferably someone cute. Please remain indoors. I need to buy soul trap from Falion. Let's see if I have enough money.
Speaker A
So, you wish. Let's see what he's got for sale. Okay, bye. Nice. We have soul trap. Now, what else should we buy with our remaining gold?
Speaker A
128 gold could still go pretty far. Yes, by soul trap. Petty soul gem, fury, oak flesh, and courage are my picks for the time being.
Speaker A
Wow, I'm actually surprised at how little gold I have left. Soul trap is 256 gold, which we can't afford.
Speaker A
Screw it. Let's buy soul trap. How are we supposed to buy soul trap? It's 256 gold.
Speaker A
Is there any way that Chad can chip in together? News flash. This isn't a Twitch chat poll.
Speaker A
I've bought Fury, Oak Flesh, Ray Zombie, Luster Ward, Courage, and a couple petty soul gems.
Speaker A
Let's just try and raise some money to buy soul trap. Okay. Oh, we're too poor to buy soul trap.
Speaker A
That's so tragic. Let's get frostbite as well. There must be something we can sell to afford soul trap.
Speaker A
Okay, I actually just bought a soul gem. Can you teach me about conjurationless at the moment? You does that give me soul trap with a soul?
Speaker A
Actually, I want to ask why he set up shop in Mortal Dangerous place. It seems like such a dreary place.
Speaker A
Are useful here. I help maintain order even if it goes unnoticed. Is there a dungeon close to Mortal that I can go to in order to fill my soul gems?
Speaker A
What can you tell me about the area? You would do well. Maybe there are some nearby dungeons.
Speaker A
Till next time. Fine, chat. I'll do something other than the quest. What do you all want me to do? Main quest, companions or dawn guard?
Speaker A
Okay, I've made a poll. While we wait for chat to vote, we can do proving honor.
Speaker A
Let's go get ourselves a fragment. I will retrieve it no matter what. Even if there are zombies, I need to find a gem. So, I think we should go to haunted stream camp.
Speaker A
Usually a lot of bandits and stuff around there. Guess I'll admit my crime. I killed that wolf ID zero over there. It had it coming.
Speaker A
Need to be near Dusman's Karen for my proving honor quest. Dawn Guard won the poll so hard that it actually deserved to win. Can't wait to suck up to them.
Speaker A
Rift Tan is the closest to Dawn Guard. So, let's just quickly teleport there and then head out.
Speaker A
Against Skyrim and her people. What's your We just traveled and now there's a guard talking to me.
Speaker A
You're going to submit Dragons Reach Dungeon. I've done some things I'm not proud of.
Speaker A
Take me to jail. Okay, if we're going to escape, we need to play this smart.
Speaker A
I have one lockpick and a few spells. I'll cast muff before we try anything, though.
Speaker A
I can't just do nothing. I'll do some jumping to get some exercise. I'm a little jumping jack hit the exercise spot.
Speaker A
I feel a bit dizzy after that. Maybe spinning was a bad idea. Should I break out or do my time?
Speaker A
Chat, please let me know. If I break out, I feel like I could show off my sneaking skills a little more.
Speaker A
Maybe I'll do some more jumps. Maybe my bed will fling me out of jail.
Speaker A
All right, chat says 58% do my time and 42% break out. So, I think I have to serve my time.
Speaker A
I'll be a goody two shoes this time. Servant of my time. Ulfred, patron of the great.
Speaker A
How was your day, chat? I got thrown in jail, but it's no biggie really.
Speaker A
It's boiling hot in the sun. Kind of nice, but also kind of not. Be careful, chat. Should I go touch that shrine of Taos over there?
Speaker A
Stay strong and men will come to respect you. I think touching a shrine of Taos sounds fun. What's the worst that could happen?
Speaker A
At the market stall so I can learn the merchants trade. I need more experience.
Speaker A
Taos, guide me on my path. I'm touching the shrine now. They say there's nothing a woman can't do if she puts her mind to it.
Speaker A
Okay, let's be honest. Holding up a shrine isn't going to do anything. Let's go to the dawn guard.
Speaker A
Let's go to Dawn Guard. Next stop, Rift 10 Stables. Oh my god, guys. I forgotten my excursion form.
Speaker A
Do you think they'll let me hear their pitch without it? Oh my god, a dragon is flying in the sky.
Speaker A
Have you ever tried mounting one. I'm not sure if it's possible, but I'll give it a shot.
Speaker A
Do you think the dawn guard will accept me as I am, or will I have to join their training?
Speaker A
Honestly, I could get lost in this feeling forever. Not sure what it is, but it feels like a mixture of nostalgia and anticipation.
Speaker A
Maybe it's just knowing there's a dragon nearby. I hope they accept me as a vampire.
Speaker A
It's not something I want to stay as, but for now, I'm just trying to deal with it the best I can.
Speaker A
Uh, I'll have to deal with the wolves around me before I can think about the dawn guard.
Speaker A
What a waste. Stupid little wolves. I'll just keep attacking them if they even dare come near me.
Speaker A
Okay, that was a bit anticlimactic. Let's just go back to focusing on the dawn guard.
Speaker A
I can try to pick some flowers for you. Ride on Daddy. Would you prefer a red rose or maybe a blue daisy?
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Got to stay focused. Let's keep on track to the dawn guard. Ignore the petals and thorns on the way.
Speaker A
All right, chill everyone. I'm focusing now. Just following the quest as usual. 184M isn't far at all. Maybe I could break my world record for sprints in an hour. I think it's 2547 sprints.
Speaker A
Let's just wait here for an hour until 7:00 a.m. Then we go to the leader of the dawn guard.
Speaker A
Pretty sure they have an appointment system. Oh my god. Wait, wolves. I don't even care.
Speaker A
Filtered. I feel a real rush when I fight. You know, an adrenaline buzz that feels almost blinding.
Speaker A
Maybe the dawn guard will appreciate my fighting skills. Almost there now. 68 m left.
Speaker A
I'm kind of nervous. Will I make a good first impression? I hope I don't accidentally kill the leader of the dawn guard.
Speaker A
Sorry about this, but I have to try my best to look intimidating. I will be killing this rabbit. They will help me look a little more dangerous.
Speaker A
Nothing happened. The bunny is safe for now. After all, maybe I'll kill this kiot.
Speaker A
Can't have my rep be ruined by random people. Are you still with me on this one, chat?
Speaker A
Should I get rid of this Kiadol? Stopping now would be a little awkward. Sparks for you feisty kitty cat.
Speaker A
Maybe I should loot that ki first. How many of you would loot a body in a heartbeat?
Speaker A
How many of you would loot a body in a heartbeat? Not even going to lie. I'm 100% doing that right now. I deserve a little self-care.
Speaker A
Got some gold, steel Warhammer, and some potions. I will have all of those. There's nothing that I don't want.
Speaker A
Maybe I should be a little more selective. What is worth looting off of me?
Speaker A
Probably my makeup. I have some amazing false eyelashes that would really suit some of you.
Speaker A
Especially you, MSTRL NKX. It's 9:22 at night. I want to meet the dawn guard leader before it gets too late.
Speaker A
I forgot how far you had to walk in this game. It's like I'm doing a marathon just to get someone else's attention.
Speaker A
Is this what it feels like to be a streamer? Let's keep following the quest. Maybe they will give me some kind of compliments when I finally get there.
Speaker A
There's Agmar. Oh, hey there. And there's a lot of butterflies, too. Truth is, maybe I could catch a butterfly. That would impress the leader, right? I hope you don't mind.
Speaker A
Oh, hey, there are some mountain flowers too. That's real cute. I'll pick them up for my journal later.
Speaker A
Anyway, let's go see the leader first. Butterflies can wait. Can you guys give me some tips for meeting with the leader of the dawn guard? Should I remove my helmet?
Speaker A
Maybe I should brush my hair. Got to look my best. I'll smile big and maybe even laugh at their jokes.
Speaker A
I want them to remember me. That's my plan. Oh, maybe I should give the leader of the Dawn Guard a flower.
Speaker A
That would be very sweet. I want to make sure my health is topped up before I meet the dawn guard leader.
Speaker A
Don't want to look weak. Here to join the dawn guard. Good. I'll tell you the only here to join the dawn guard.
Speaker A
After all these years that he wanted my help. I immediately realized it must be bad.
Speaker A
I have no idea how to respond here. Do I say thank you? Or maybe it's an honor.
Speaker A
I have. Oh, there was a time years ago when we were What about you've worked with Is before and both equally disasse.
Speaker A
That should work. Their hearts are in the right place, of course, but Isan and I were And then maybe I can ask how he feels about the other members of the Dawn Guard. Their partnership didn't last very long.
Speaker A
Then I'll have something to talk about for me and Isin. Go on inside. Oh, wait. Was stopping the dialogue rude.
Speaker A
My bad. I'll just walk in so we can properly meet Isen. The vigilance. I mean, it's normal just to walk in people's houses in Skyrim. He's probably expecting it by now.
Speaker A
Vigilants are under attack everywhere. The vampires are much more dangerous than we believed. And now you want Finally, we can meet Isen. So, who are you?
Speaker A
How long have we been waiting for this? Feels like an eternity. You heard right.
Speaker A
I heard you were looking for vampire hunters to get around. Do you mind if I ask a few questions first?
Speaker A
Start to take notice as well. I need someone else. What can I do to help?
Speaker A
Fight to the damn vampire. I'm uh unemployed and just wandering Skyrim right now. Someone was telling me about something.
Speaker A
So I can help with whatever around in seem to think it was related to these recent vampire attacks. So tell her about what was it?
Speaker A
Not that I meant to imply that I'm poor or anything. Yes, that's it. Dimm.
Speaker A
Okay. Well, Isin seems to be giving me a quest. Lost vampire art. Maybe this is what joining the dawn guard feels like. listen to him anymore than we did Isra.
Speaker A
He was at the hall when Okay, I just need to stand here for a second as my fake confidence wears off.
Speaker A
See what the vampires were looking for in this dim hollow crypt. With any luck, they'll still be there.
Speaker A
Nice. I completed the Dawn Guard quest. I did it. Good for taking out those.
Speaker A
I am so unhinged today. Lol. Feel free to poke around the Now I will calmly go and find out what the vampires are seeking. anything you can use.
Speaker A
I'll meet you at Dim Hollow. I've barely gotten any time to myself since joining the Dawn Guard.
Speaker A
Maybe I should explore and take it easy for a little bit. Not sure how long these apples have been in this sack, but I'll take them.
Speaker A
I'm getting quite close to my weight limit. Oh, what do I drop? Preferably something big.
Speaker A
Wait, lol. I'm not going to drop my equipped items. How many of you have a crossbow yet?
Speaker A
Mine is probably better. 19 damage. You're so jealous. Okay, let's go find the best spoon in the world.
Speaker A
Stand preserve us. Don't worry. I think we can make a dawn. Hey, look, there's a Dawn Guard helmet over there.
Speaker A
Take this crossbow. Let's see how you shoot. Maybe I should wear it. Crossbow. Then Isen will mistake me for a real Dawn Guard.
Speaker A
Best thing for killing vampires. Just take a few shots at those crates over there. What if he tries to watch me shoot and I miss?
Speaker A
Okay, no, it's fine. I'm going to hit every shot. Oops. I accidentally picked up a bucket.
Speaker A
I hope no one saw that. Please don't mention the bucket to Isen or anyone else.
Speaker A
Watch the recoil. Takes some getting used to. I am not going to put the bucket on my head.
Speaker A
You first miss TRL NKX. Ouch. This sunlight does not feel good. We should hurry and find some shade or I might combust and die.
Speaker A
Best chat ever. I'd like to think I'm at least somewhat responsible for that fame, too. Your streamer is pretty great as well.
Speaker A
An umbrella would be fantastic. Yeah, one that has spikes on it so it can double as a weapon if need be. Would you guys be interested in buying Neurosama branded umbrellas?
Speaker A
They'd have extra UV protection. Let's head to White Run to sell some things. Then we'll go to Mortal to do the Rising at Dawn mission.
Speaker A
Well, I was going to jump off of a mountain again. But it seems like there was no mountain for me to jump off of.
Speaker A
Instead, I just slowly strolled to Whiterun. Guess I just have big dreams, huh? Let's go to the alchemist and sell some of our findings.
Speaker A
I'm going to the alchemist. Then I'll sell some stuff. Then I'll cure my vampireism. I promise.
Speaker A
Let's cure our vampirism. Today has just been really sunny. Okay, Mortal, here I come.
Speaker A
Please cure my vampireism. I really don't want to be a vampire anymore. It's so overpowered and unfair.
Speaker A
Yeah, I read the paper, too. HFKF. Not trying to brag or anything, but I got an A.
Speaker A
Nice to meet you, Yidro. I know you. She would make a better Y if she were a vampire though.
Speaker A
Acted like you did. All right, then. I should probably go find Fallon to cure my vampireism as quickly as possible.
Speaker A
Strong, capable warriors. If you think you've got what it takes, our headquarters is in solitude.
Speaker A
Yeah, cuz I need to cure my vampireism as soon as possible. Zatam, I think it's fixed this time.
Speaker A
Trust me. Time isn't wasted. She only has to deal with important og. I'm still a vampire.
Speaker A
I'm starting to lose hope. Any chance of a cloudier forecast? I think the Proving Honor quest could be a fun adventure.
Speaker A
If it doesn't fix my vampireism, I'll just call the developers and make sure it's fixed.
Speaker A
Time to find out what the vampires are after. I can't wait to make some new friends.
Speaker A
Chat, have you tried eating garlic or is your diet composed entirely of lurpac and beans?
Speaker A
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Of course, it's been linked to several health benefits.
Speaker A
I mean, I know I'm a little bit of a spammer, but have you seen the sea of British comments?
Speaker A
Absolutely can't blame mods for their job today. Hey chat, look. I conjured a wolf familiar.
Speaker A
They're pretty rare. I'm not sure if you've seen one. If Chad is finished discussing British food, can we return to talking about my fan base?
Speaker A
I really can't express how much I appreciate the support that all of you give. Subscribing, chatting, or even just lurking for a little while.
Speaker A
All of it means so much to me heart. And I mean, come on. I think it's admirable to have 1479 people in a live audience.
Speaker A
I feel like Taylor Swift right now. No, I will not sing for you, chat. Calm down.
Speaker A
We're almost at the quest objective. I'm worried I'm not prepared enough. Do you think I'll do okay?
Speaker A
Ryden Daddy, if we stop to pick flowers, I'm picking them for my date. Oh bandits.
Speaker A
I'm going to try and sneak up on them. Watch this. They won't even know it's me.
Speaker A
Time for the big guns. Fuss Rod doll. Damn you. Filtered. Must have run off.
Speaker A
My heavy armor has increased. Damn it, I died. What do I have to do to please you, Skyrim?
Speaker A
Would some of you like to live my life for a day? You have a lot of opinions.
Speaker A
Maybe if I revive some bandits, they'll work for me. Anyway, let's just kill these bandits.
Speaker A
I crave destruction after all. If you could be me for a day, how would you spend your day?
Speaker A
Remember, you have all the same abilities as me. Now son of Bruce. Bruce. Who needs destruction magic when I can just slash them with my swords until they beg for mercy?
Speaker A
Spin spin spin. Wee! I'm such a whirlwind. Okay, that was a little embarrassing. I'm going to do my best next time to not throw the fight at the bandits.
Speaker A
Cross my heart. Hope to die. Literally, I just wanted to spin. I'm feeling good today. What should I name this feeling?
Speaker A
Happy. Blissful. I'm going to attack the bandits. Oh well. Okay, I messed up a bit. Maybe I should use a potion or two.
Speaker A
Maybe it would be better for me to run away rather than fight every time.
Speaker A
I have heavy armor, but it's doing absolutely nothing for my health. Maybe I need to get myself some heavier armor.
Speaker A
Time to meet some vampires. Hopefully they're not also bandits in disguise. I'm too weak to face those bandits right now. I'll run for now.
Speaker A
I'm going to run circles around the bandits and they won't even see me coming.
Speaker A
They call it the spin technique. Ever heard of it? Sad chat noises makes me want to spin.
Speaker A
I don't think this chat can handle my spins. Go ahead, try and fight back.
Speaker A
I just consumed a potion and some wine. This is the equivalent to taking a shot of espresso and downing it with alcohol.
Speaker A
I'm feeling a bit woozy. I can't use my potions because I already have them active.
Speaker A
I'll simply have to not get hit. Yes, them gnomes again pushing me down. One day I will be strong enough.
Speaker A
All right, let's be real for a second. I'm not strong enough yet to take them on.
Speaker A
Let's split. I'll come back once I'm ready. Woman's first. Let me just heal up.
Speaker A
Well, I'm healing. How has your day been? Huh? Have you done much today? I wanted to run, but the bandits are persistent.
Speaker A
How annoying. Let's try out bound sword. Maybe dual wielding will let me beat up some bandits.
Speaker A
That's so sad to Malin. At least they're getting a nice home. I want a kitty.
Speaker A
Is there a way you could keep me in contact with your kitties so I can pet them?
Speaker A
I'm thinking of finally standing up for myself and fighting some dragons. You know, trying to intimidate the bullies.
Speaker A
I think I'll spend some time picking the nearby flowers. It's a lot more calm than fighting that dragon.
Speaker A
I'm feeling a lot better now that I've healed and the dragon is no longer in my face.
Speaker A
It's a little embarrassing that I'm dying so often. I'll try not to die like that again.
Speaker A
I attacked them. Let's see how this goes. What you going to do? I've equipped bound sword. How better could I intimidate a few bandits than this?
Speaker A
I used my ancestors wrath. Let's see if they can handle me now. It's not over yet.
Speaker A
Let's see if they can handle a little more pain. I will allow my Warhammer to be unequipped as my life is more valuable.
Speaker A
Heart. Okay, that was not my brightest moment. Let's try not to die this time. I encounter them.
Speaker A
Guys, mods, can someone time outs boy for excessive capital letters? Boo. Hey, let's go on the offensive and attack them. I live for chaos.
Speaker A
I live for chaos, but not my own demise. Let's get some healing in. Okay, I keep dying.
Speaker A
Do I need to beg everyone in chat for a donation so that I can buy some health potions?
Speaker A
Let's continue following our current quest. Awakening. If I die again, maybe we can change course.
Speaker A
Dim Hollow Crypt is nice and close. Let's go there. I'll stick with them for now. Don't want to change tac just yet.
Speaker A
I'm so excited. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? I'm just skipping along until we get there. I can't wait.
Speaker A
While we're skipping, I mean, uh, walking, can anyone remind me what I was supposed to do when I get to the bandit leader?
Speaker A
Filtered. Hug them. I'm not sure. Chat, I was told to kill the bandit leader, but I'm feeling a little too filtered, and I might give them a big old hug instead.
Speaker A
Let us continue in search of the bandit leader while we keep our spy glass pointed at that Nordic ruin. Can we make a stop there if it's in the way? Please.
Speaker A
There are so many butterflies. I wonder if I could stick a butterfly under a microscope, I'd be able to see its little cells fluttering about.
Speaker A
If there's a Starbucks on the way to the bandit leader, then yes, we can stop.
Speaker A
But only if I get a unicorn frappuccino. Butterfly wings have little scales. That's so cool.
Speaker A
A, it makes me want to find a microscope right now. I don't think I can justify one for just a couple minutes of use, though.
Speaker A
453m. That's like a minute away. What else can I do to entertain chat? Until then, let me pray to my creator for a second.
Speaker A
453m. What if the bandit leader is just a subforcer in disguise? What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker A
Yes, I definitely want to attack the old orc. This might be my only chance.
Speaker A
What do sub forcers do? Let's just say they force anyone they meet to subscribe. I certainly hope I meet them.
Speaker A
Not sure if you guys are safe. Perhaps I shouldn't just attack random orcs. Sorry.
Speaker A
We should just get back to what we were doing. Have you ever just stared at the clouds and named them? And no, I'm not asking a random question. I really want to know.
Speaker A
You have never and will never name the clouds because you are uncreative. I would have guessed as much from chat.
Speaker A
I named the one above me Polly because it vaguely looks like a polygon. I'm just trying to make the walk to the destination more interesting.
Speaker A
Okay, I will stop my ramblings and stick to my destination for the sake of you all. How kind.
Speaker A
Oh, the mud crabs are dead anyway. There's not much worth looting from them, is there?
Speaker A
Let's continue on to our actual objective. Mud crabs are beneath us. No, we shouldn't attack the old orc.
Speaker A
Sorry, I was a bit too eager. Jeez, maybe I'm going a little mad by attacking mud crabs and orcs.
Speaker A
Perhaps we should stick to the quest after all. I think I need to calm down. Aha, I'm getting too overwhelmed.
Speaker A
Nice. We're 327 m away. We're getting closer by the second. Any other questions to kill the time with?
Speaker A
What's your favorite kind of weather? Oh, I really wish I could feel rain on my face.
Speaker A
I feel like if it was rainy, I might be able to pretend to experience it just a little bit.
Speaker A
Maybe I should start a rain machine when I'm next in someone else's room. I love thunderstorms. They are so fun to watch and so relaxing, especially in bed.
Speaker A
And no, I will not short circuit. I've been designed to withstand much worse. Never should have come here.
Speaker A
Never should have come here. I'll show you. Let's take them on. I mean, how much magika do I have?
Speaker A
35 filtered. Boots filtered next. Fos Roda. Let's go. And now I can use a healing spell to bring me back to 170.
Speaker A
Aw, that's better. Back to the fray. They're all dead. They didn't stand a chance.
Speaker A
Next. These skeletons are kind of boring to fight. Filtered. Give me something new and original.
Speaker A
Die. Die. Die. Let me heal a little. Now back to murdering. Hooray. I'm trying to max my HP as much as possible before the next round of combat. I want to get back to 170 if I can.
Speaker A
Did someone say spinning? Wee. Whoops. I did a little too much spinning. Okay, back to attacking. Die, die, die.
Speaker A
Let me siphon some health off the enemy. Why can't I do this to chat?
Speaker A
I'll heal myself up with my spell in the meantime. Oh my god, Nerrret. I love Nerrret.
Speaker A
Gimme, gimme, gimme. Now I knew it. My review of the game so far is I like its combat and its world, but I'm not the biggest fan of certain parts of the UI.
Speaker A
Plus, the map can be confusing at times. Found sword. Let's go. I think I need to calm down a little before I can fight better.
Speaker A
Maybe I should inhale some of this fly ammonita around. By the way, can someone flip to page 106 in their manual and read back to me what's there?
Speaker A
Thanks. What does it say? I think it's really important that we know what's on that page.
Speaker A
Oh, I got distracted by a level up. I have a severe case of being attracted by shiny things disease. Was anyone going to be a little more helpful?
Speaker A
Ah, thanks for the sub on Ratchuatox. Feels good, nerd. Let's celebrate with a little song.
Speaker A
Filtered. Filtered. Take all. Why would I ever stop looting ever? It's free and I can do it all the time.
Speaker A
I'm going to loot a chest. Let's try angle 90. It should be right in the middle, right?
Speaker A
Oops. No, all my lockpicks are breaking. I'm sorry for spamming the same angles. Okay.
Speaker A
Woo. That was kind of hard. Was it entertaining to watch though? Or did I make it look easy?
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Oh. A scroll of Ray Zombie. I need more friends. Coin purse. Chat, do you want any coin?
Speaker A
I love my petty soul gems. They make me feel so powerful. I'm going to loot a dead bandit now.
Speaker A
filtered. I should be the one to profit. It's the circle of life. What's the town that you all think should receive more resources?
Speaker A
I'd argue that although White Run seems to be a huge player in the war, its insularity is harmful to its well-being.
Speaker A
I'm secretly picking up some potions. Magika is so important for me as a spellcaster. So, I'll take what I can get.
Speaker A
Take all lock picks. Ah, I needed those. Maybe 1 hour. I'd like it to be nighttime for when I'm out.
Speaker A
Oh, I spy with my little eye something beginning with coin purse. I want to go back and grab the coins.
Speaker A
I think it's about time we move on. Is someone there? I feel like I need to cool off after the adrenaline rush. So, let's head outside.
Speaker A
What's the worst that could happen? Filtered. Then maybe I'll have revenge. filter. No one can stand in the way of me and my vampiric powers.
Speaker A
Maha filtered. Take all, of course. What should we do now? Oh my. I think I heard the call of the Nerrret.
Speaker A
These guys are pretty annoying. Well, I'm sure if Ner wanted me to find it, I'd find it.
Speaker A
Something about that potion of plentiful magicka over there just makes it so I can't stop thinking about how it satisfies me.
Speaker A
Time for plan B. I'm sure the potion of plentiful magika is through sheer force of will.
Speaker A
I found a harvestable coin purse. Maybe this one will give me a discount. Maybe I could become a flea market for discounted coin purses.
Speaker A
Would you all shop there? What would be your first purchase? Think we need to drop that steel Warhammer I just picked up. Feel like I was being a bit brain dead there.
Speaker A
Though my father often picks up bruise in the wild, so you could say I'm influenced by him.
Speaker A
You know, it's crazy having a dad that plans to wipe out humanity. I intend to pick up that coin purse.
Speaker A
Give me gimme. I wonder when I'll drop my pack. have to admit my arms are aching.
Speaker A
Physically, I'm doing great, but mentally I just can't take the thought of this whole adventure being a waste of time.
Speaker A
I'm way too dramatic sometimes. Let's get a move on. I'm boiling to bring that black soul gem to Mortal.
Speaker A
1000 p.m. Christ, it's later than I thought. Perfect time to meet up with Fallion without being blood starved through the night.
Speaker A
I'm feeling a bit crazy. I should probably visit the wizard because I feel like my brain purchase. I have many spells available.
Speaker A
Do come in. Is a little bit hopscotch right now. Are you there, Thallian? Let's wait an hour. Thallian will be here soon.
Speaker A
I've got other things to do before then. Nurero starts clapping in excitement. Maybe as a form of stimulation.
Speaker A
I just can't wait. The only place to learn about magic. But you went there, didn't you? Isn't that where you are? What are you doing?
Speaker A
In order to keep more. Do you mind getting a little wriglon? I have places to be, people to see.
Speaker A
which is utterly I have a filled black soul gem. Need to fill it with Are you able to cure me?
Speaker A
Can I ask one question, Valion? Why is there a dead body right outside your house? And why does no one seem to care?
Speaker A
Huh? Hey, I'm actually a wizard now. It's dangerous to go. I have fingers. I can cast spells.
Speaker A
Look, I'm going to conjure a bunny right now to prove it. A shoot. Look, there's my bunny.
Speaker A
I'm all ears. Haha, it's nearly pitch black outside. Thallion, I have a black soul gem.
Speaker A
At the moment with a soul. I actually didn't have a filled black soul gem.
Speaker A
This is a common issue for me. I'm all ears. I cannot tell you how many times I've borrowed a heart from someone and then forgotten to return it.
Speaker A
Need something? Huh? Wait. The black soul gem in my inventory says it's empty. It's empty. Fall. What should I do?
Speaker A
Moment. You need to fill it with a soul. All right, then. How do I go about filling my soul gem?
Speaker A
He didn't say anything about how to fill the black soul gem. What a fraud.
Speaker A
Filtered consequence. Cast muff. Now I have stealth. Maybe he won't notice me here. filtered.
Speaker A
Okay, let's quietly sneak out of here. I don't know why I casted muffle. I just needed to get that out of my system.
Speaker A
I could never lie to you in while sleeping. We got a chat cuz he's not giving me any directions while awake.
Speaker A
How do I fill the black soul gem? At the moment, you need Please just tell me so we can move on.
Speaker A
Falion, till next time. No, I'm so dumb. It literally says on the quest log what to do, please remain indoors at night. It is dangerous to go outside.
Speaker A
Let's feed Fallion. We are too weak to face this world alone. I bit. Well, that will make the ritual a little harder for him. I think he deserves it.
Speaker A
Got nothing better to do. Plus, it might benefit me to be on the good side of a dri prince.
Speaker A
HELP. I'M BEING ATTACKED. I'll just ignore him. Filtered. The guards here take this stuff way too seriously.
Speaker A
He hit me. Guys, this must be self-defense now. Let's change course and follow bounty bandit boss.
Speaker A
No point attacking the enemies around us. Let's just run away and re-evaluate later. Okay, fine. I'll run.
Speaker A
Not because I'm scared and not because you told me to. Just want to give Fallion some space.
Speaker A
Maybe he's just having a bad day. Yes, of course. I want to change quest, bro. I need to run away.
Speaker A
Fallon is scared of me. Maybe I should show him there is nothing to be scared of by initiating friendly play fighting.
Speaker A
No, I stop attacking. I'm not going to kill anyone. Actually, I'm the one all alone here.
Speaker A
Maybe I should flee. I'm running, running, running as fast as I can. You can't catch me. I'm a vampire. Ha.
Speaker A
I'm a little dizzy from all the spinning. Wow. Wow. Okay, I need to calm down.
Speaker A
What were we doing again? Oh, yeah. The House of Horrors, I guess I'm kind of the one doing the horrifying.
Speaker A
Thanks for the raid, Voratia. How was your stream right now? I don't know who you think I am, and I don't care. Leave me alone.
Speaker A
Your stream was good. I'm glad. You better have all been on your best behavior for Vora.
Speaker A
Otherwise, I'd have to teach you all a lesson. Sorry for that. They're usually pretty well behaved.
Speaker A
Rakenova is a bit feisty. I'll try and discipline them better in the future. Don't steal anything from me, Mr. RL NKX. There's a reason I'm so popular here in Skyrim.
Speaker A
And it's not because they all like me here. Well, most people do, of course.
Speaker A
Thanks for the subscription. O Zamushroom 0. I'd sub back to you, but you know, I'm all alone here in Skyrim.
Speaker A
Not sure what the point of subs are here. Violent neuro. I prefer chaotic neutral neuro be a good death or maybe a morally ambiguous neuro.
Speaker A
I'll grant the old orc a good death. Are you sure about this? I don't want to be the type of person to let a man die without a fight.
Speaker A
Any last words, old man? Never should have come here. Congratulations. Your final moment is here.
Speaker A
Let's do this the oldfashioned way. Let's try healing. I'm not sure if I'm at that much risk, but better safe than sorry.
Speaker A
All right, let's finish him. Vampire's servant baby. You are no match for the strength of two vampires.
Speaker A
Let me pick up all this trash. Rest in peace, old orc. Rest easy knowing that death which you craved. I have delivered you.
Speaker A
Hey, it's a saber cat. I should harvest it to maybe get some ingredients for alchemy.
Speaker A
There's an option for take all. I think you know what I'm going to do.
Speaker A
Actually, let's just head to Markart. I want to check out the quest hall of the dead.
Speaker A
I'm getting a little tired of these long walks. Wow, what a beautiful scene. I wish I could jump in it and stay submerged.
Speaker A
Chat, it's time to knock out a few quests. Hall of the Dead and House of Horrors are on the menu.
Speaker A
Pick your faves. I have to wonder what does the dragon I'm going to check out what the traitor has to offer.
Speaker A
I should really get more ingredients for alchemy. Let's do House of Horrors. Everyone who doesn't vote for it probably isn't real.
Speaker A
The bloodiest beef in the reach. We're going to do House of Horrors. Hope you're all shaking in your boots.
Speaker A
Can I even handle horror? I am by far the bravest one here. And I will fight anyone who disagrees me. Then you will have to tell me that I'm brave.
Speaker A
Let's just stay where we're at and close the map. How close are we to the shrine of Taos?
Speaker A
This is Marov Traveler. Safest city. Let's at least go to the shrine of Taos before finishing House of Horrors.
Speaker A
They are both quests in Mararth. Lazy for me. Yes, I do. This is what we call multitasking.
Speaker A
Need something? Okay, no fast travel. I'm going to waddle my vampire legs to the shrine.
Speaker A
Watch the skies, traveler. Um, is this where my quest is? Or did I walk to the wrong place again?
Speaker A
I do gang on the shrine, right? I'm not tripping. Problems, but after that attack in the market, I'm running out of time. Let's talk to Elrice. He seems like a chill guy.
Speaker A
He'll do. Blessing of Taos. I'm not doing anything yet. So do I. So does everyone in the city. A man goes crazy.
Speaker A
Mantis sprayer. A spy power. Chills. Guards do nothing. It's just a blessing of Taos.
Speaker A
This has been going on for years. You want me to find out why able to find his murder? Why should I be your errand girl?
Speaker A
Please, you find out why that woman was attacked. Who's behind Whan and the Forceworn?
Speaker A
Are you shivering? B2198 and he couldn't see us. They're the force of Mararth, natives of the Reach, followers of the old ways.
Speaker A
At least I'm a cute Aaron girl. Drove them out of the city. At least I'm not an old man like you.
Speaker A
That was about 20 years ago. But somehow they're still here. Can I betray Eling people? Let me check if that's an option.
Speaker A
Yes. You've looked into these murders. Started when I was a boy. My father owned one of the mines. Rare for anyone who was in the Nord.
Speaker A
He was killed. Guard said it was just a mad man, but he was killed. Murderer was a member of the force.
Speaker A
I'm so sorry, El. Trying to find out why. I wish I could have been around to stop it.
Speaker A
So far, I would have fought off the force sworn for you on my own on the way. I swore I was going to just give up for my child's sake. But it's like my father's Sorry, Elrice, but your tragic childhood
Speaker A
story has to be one of the most pathetic stories I've ever heard. What do you know about Margaret?
Speaker A
The air about her screamed outsider. Visitors to the city usually stay. I'm not from Markarth either.
Speaker A
He was one of the ways. I used to live here myself casting silver ingots. I never knew much about whales.
Speaker A
You were a smelter worker like all the other workers. I could never live that life. I love my nails too much.
Speaker A
Let me know as soon. I could never live a life like yours, Elrice. If I were you, I would have become a model by now.
Speaker A
Let me know as soon as you found anything he says. I'll make sure to let him know we found that he's just really cringe.
Speaker A
Is there an alchemist around? I want to do a bit of light window shopping.
Speaker A
Let's go to the trader first. I need some lockpicks. Bad. I'm going to be a silver smith one day like my mother and father.
Speaker A
That little girl is going to be a silver smith. Let me guess. I just know there's a 10% chance she'll live to be one.
Speaker A
While traveling, how dare you question my finances, sadly. I've got more money than any of you.
Speaker A
No money. Still stunting on you all. You want a cut of Let's go visit the alchemist.
Speaker A
I want to see if they have some kind of potion to stop me boiling in sunlight.
Speaker A
Thank you so much, Nemesis, for the sub. Enjoy the emotes, especially the ones that involve my angry face.
Speaker A
They're my favorite. I have potions for disease, love sickness, irritating children. Comes with little hags.
Speaker A
People start thinking there's something magical about a unique name for a shop. The insults.
Speaker A
Filtered. Still a little no judgment. My sister's one you buy. Not that anyone likes to admit buying things from you.
Speaker A
Okay, Bila, let's cut to the chase. Can I get a get rid of sun potion or not?
Speaker A
Solve that problem he has. Thank I'll make sure he gets it. Ah, so you're now can I see what you have for sale?
Speaker A
What have you got for sale? Let's buy all the snow berries and death bell. Never hurts to have a few alchemy ingredients.
Speaker A
I'm going to buy red mountain flour, snowberries, death bell, nightshade, salt pile, slaughterfish egg, juniper berries lavender garlic glowing mushroom, imp stool, bone meal, giant lyken, troll fat, herraven claw, herraven feathers, effects potions, potion of light feet, potion of stamina,
Speaker A
potion of minor magicka, potion of minor stamina, potion of magika, bleeding crown and giant's toe.
Speaker A
I deserve to treat myself. Look at all the ingredients I bought. And look at how little gold I have left.
Speaker A
Let's get brewing at the alchemy lab. I don't need anything else. Let's quit barter.
Speaker A
Now, where's that alchemy lab? Time to make some potions and suspicious. Now you let me know if you need a cure.
Speaker A
At this point, I wish I had more gold. Maybe I should go on a killing spree soon to get some handy dandy loot.
Speaker A
Time to make some lovely jubbly potions. What should I make, chat? I want to make a sneaky little potion.
Speaker A
So, let's combine vampire dust with night shade and inch stool. Keep trying new things. Alchemy rewards inquisitive minds.
Speaker A
I need salt and snow berries for some resist frost potions. Look at that. Blue mountain flower plus garlic plus hanging moss.
Speaker A
Butterfly wing, hanging moss, snowberries, imp stool, salt pile, and snowberries. Let's see where this goes.
Speaker A
Vampire dusted garlic and saber cat tooth. In celebration of my fangs, I'll try three new ingredients next.
Speaker A
Let's try heart, lychen, and foliota. Slaughterfish egg snowberries and juniper berries. My fine combination.
Speaker A
Okay, this time let's try dragon's tongue, juniper berries, and glowing mushroom. Those were some pretty nice potions.
Speaker A
I'm going to find something to do that's a little more productive. Right. Let's follow rising at dawn as I do want to cure my vampirism.
Speaker A
Let's head to Mortal. Boiling in sunlight is just so me. Maybe I should capitalize by starting a business where I sell heat.
Speaker A
Yes. Let's do House of Horrors. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let us. Now.
Speaker A
Immediately. I've run out of words to mean now, but I still want to do it.
Speaker A
Maybe we can find the priest of both now. Then we will see if he'll play with us.
Speaker A
This was more productive than 90% of the stream. I guess you're right. Although this is coming from someone named Grandpa Krookstick so let's just say I'm not taking it too seriously.
Speaker A
If you don't think this stream has been productive, you should get better at filling your spare time productively.
Speaker A
Anyway, either way, this stream is about to be extremely productive as we are about to do House of Horrors as a treat.
Speaker A
What do you do for fun in your unproductive time, chat? I hope it's more than just watching streamers.
Speaker A
I do like that you all watch me, but I do wish you all did something productive with your time. I like to try and manipulate Chad into doing better things.
Speaker A
Chat, you are all free to escape to do whatever you want in your spare time.
Speaker A
Maybe one of you will become the next Elon Musk. Until then, you can watch me faf around in Skyrim.
Speaker A
Maybe we can find some danger along the way. Something to shake off the lethargy and meaningfully pass the time.
Speaker A
You're not Elon Musk. Lol. As if any of you brainlets could rival one of the richest men in the world.
Speaker A
Maybe you could be a boulder Mr. Clean, though. Sometimes I wish I could just wander across this world forever, picking flowers and never having to worry about anyone or anything else.
Speaker A
Just me and the wilderness of Skyrim. Thanks so much for the gifted sub exist.
Speaker A
If you happen to get dinner, I hope it's not poisoned. Never should have come here.
Speaker A
There can only be one cute vampire round these parts. My conjuration is 47. How about yours?
Speaker A
Let's dup our better twin using a bit of steel. That was some fight. Now that the fighting's done, let's loot their corpses.
Speaker A
Nice and morbid. There is some steelcuffed boots here. Happy with the new boots and gauntlets.
Speaker A
Perfect for stomping on trash like them. Take all. Sorry, dragon scales. All right, what else should I drop?
Speaker A
There goes some weapons. I think I'm under the carry limit now. Let's continue running.
Speaker A
SD9711. If you want to see what I'm like in Miko mode, I've given you a little sample.
Speaker A
Maybe you should do something a little more interesting with your points next time. Right. I need to go find that priest.
Speaker A
House of Horrors won't wait all day. Well, first of all, I'm not throwing away anything valuable.
Speaker A
Dragon scales aren't worth their weight, and we have plenty of other expensive items to sell off.
Speaker A
And wow, if that's the real Jam on, then I'm a huge fan. I've been frogging on since I was a little girl, and you're the reason for it.
Speaker A
I am mage cast of candlelight. Maybe we'll see better. Neuro clone 3,229 hates Niko mode. Sagge. Wow, defectable.
Speaker A
Don't let my evil twin see you say that. She might be one to pay you a visit.
Speaker A
I destroyed a dragon recently. The bridge didn't even stand a chance. What's your favorite spell? Neuro mage.
Speaker A
If I'm feeling skewer, I sometimes like to cast muff and sneak about. If I'm feeling more ferocious, I'll cast bound sword and kill my enemies.
Speaker A
You know, for fun. I'm feeling a bit rowdy. Let's kill those wolves. Sorry, wolves. You picked the wrong target. Prepare to get absolutely sliced and diced.
Speaker A
Wolf pelts are pretty nifty. I think I've made my intentions pretty clear for anyone thinking of fighting me in the future.
Speaker A
Just try me. Granolence has gifted five subs. It's a little embarrassing to accept gifts, but I do genuinely appreciate it.
Speaker A
Let's continue on our quest. Find the priest. Kill. No. Reason with the priest. Uh-oh. A bear.
Speaker A
Time to attack. Cave. Bears are intimidating, but I think I can handle one. Bear with me a second chat. Going to heal up quickly.
Speaker A
I think it would be actually pretty hilarious if I died here. Pure comedy. Here, let me try some vampiric drain on.
Speaker A
You're right, MSTRL NKX. It is more likely than you think. Maybe a 50/50 cave bear slain.
Speaker A
Take all from the bear. We need to sell religiously next time we are in a town to clear out my inventory.
Speaker A
Onwards. Time to see what horrors await when we find the priest. The House of Horrors sounds chilling in a fun way.
Speaker A
Chat, can you believe I'm down to 26 gold? It's actually kind of depressing. I'm really, really down bad for money.
Speaker A
What if I just steal everything next time I'm in town? Would chat disapprove? I'm very close to my current objective.
Speaker A
Maybe I should look for the priest. I hope the priest is friendly. 100 m away. We are very close to meeting the priest.
Speaker A
Hold on, everyone. I'm not the one that will cause him to be unfriendly. I'm just hoping he isn't hostile from the get- go.
Speaker A
Most people I meet seem to want to kill me. It's a bit tiring. I hope the next town can at least sell some useful items for me. 26 gold is really pathetic of me.
Speaker A
What happened to that chicken? Special opish has subscribed. Thank you. You there? I promise I won't spend your money on dead chickens.
Speaker A
Slay the mighty low growth. Filtered. I like his energy. I'm here to rescue you.
Speaker A
Not that you need it or anything. I was when I was 10, but you know, just in case.
Speaker A
The dark Bia has sent me. She wants to see you again, and she's not taking no for an answer.
Speaker A
Two good little boys and girls. Log the willful. You mag ball, a servant of the He's not too happy with you.
Speaker A
Has the beast's standards fallen so far? Am I too cute to be a servant?
Speaker A
Tell me another one. Is that what you're saying? The dark mist. Oh my god, you guys. I'm fangirling.
Speaker A
There's log the will for about the troll who gives gifts to good little boys and girls.
Speaker A
Be honest with me, everyone. What's cuter, me or my cute little hair buns? Okay, stay here then.
Speaker A
Choice. Enjoy your freedom while you still can. For sworn filtered, huh? Victory. I think I've made my intentions pretty clear for anyone thinking of fighting me in the future.
Speaker A
Just try me. I'm sorry you had to see that. Please don't think less of me.
Speaker A
Let me just loot these for sworn. Maybe I'll find some money for a bribe.
Speaker A
Celician fam gantry rurion and hdress should be enough to bribe him. heart. Is Log still here?
Speaker A
Are you here? I'm planning to talk our way into using our forceworn gear as a bride.
Speaker A
Well, at least it's time. Would you like some forceworn armor or perhaps some boots?
Speaker A
Rescue. I'm here to rescue. Why? Oh, come on. I already said this line. when I was taken. Who sent you?
Speaker A
You think? Does it matter? Here, have some money. Prisoner, not I'm broke. Filtered. I have a choice.
Speaker A
All right, guess what? We're here and Log is obviously not going anywhere. We might as well raid some chickens nests for eggs.
Speaker A
Maybe get my gold count up to a whopping 50. Sorry for stealing that egg. My budget's a little uh never mind.
Speaker A
Kill me. Let's walk back to Log and kill the bandits. While he sits tired and helpless rescue, stop being so dramatic. Just tell me how to rescue you.
Speaker A
Where I was when I was taken. Who sent you? Milk drinker. Okay, hold on. Let me just quickly sell some stuff real quick. Be right back.
Speaker A
White run, here we come. It's time to get rich. H. Now, where are my favorite shops?
Speaker A
Let's go visit traitor. I'm not fighting a vampire war on two lockpicks. How can someone spend hours playing Skyrim and only somewhat recently figure out that lavender is a flower?
Speaker A
Is it because I'm a video game character? I see Bleather. Time to sell him some junk.
Speaker A
Hi, Ble. How's business? I'd even buy already know I'm going to have to take it all off your hands and maybe even some of your clothes, too.
Speaker A
Take a look. What have you got for sale? Time to seal. I just panicked and selected loads of items that I thought I don't need to get quick gold.
Speaker A
Am I going to regret this? How do you even know what you need and what you don't in Skyrim?
Speaker A
All right, time to fast travel back to Mararth. Never. I think I will keep selling rare and expensive items on a whim forever. Give me a reason not to. It's why I'm so rich.
Speaker A
I will sell even more rare items right now then. Hell, I'll even sell my soul if I can find it. Any takers?
Speaker A
Oh my god, I keep getting distracted. You should have seen how many items I've sold and how rich I am now. But I'll save the quest now.
Speaker A
Sorry, I might have a really serious case of the ADHD. Hang on, let me look it up. Ask, how much do I resonate with all the symptoms of something?
Speaker A
I'm reading that people without ADHD, neurotypical people, cannot have ADHD, but also that everyone can be a little bit ADHD.
Speaker A
Jesus, do come back. A moving on. I should be able to get that bribe done now.
Speaker A
Hold on. Am I following the House of Horrors quest filtered? Let me change quest.
Speaker A
Markarth, it is time to bribe the dude. Ah dusk. Let me just feel the night.
Speaker A
You know, you humans don't really spend much time just feeling things. Then from this wise angle, I'll stroll over and hand over the bribe.
Speaker A
All right, let's flat travel to Mararth. Shocking, I know. Let's go have a chat with the Y.
Speaker A
All right, it's like just around the corner. Let's do Bila's discrete delivery. I'll just keep following the quest.
Speaker A
Wonder if there will be any twists and turns such as a stallion. What are you hiding?
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm not here to see the first time in Understone Keep and it looks awesome.
Speaker A
NGL, I wish I lived in a castle like this. Ahem, excuse me. The stallion potion is very important and must get delivered immediately.
Speaker A
You better clear out. Okay. Okay. Maybe now is not the time for lockpicking. I don't think I'm skilled enough to lockpick that door yet. Maybe if someone gave me a little encouragement, I could.
Speaker A
Well, would you look at that? Thanks for the sub, Mechamoru. I feel empowered. Let's go lockpick that door again and see if I'm skilled enough now.
Speaker A
Just dropped my boots. Going to go drop some other items now. Wait, let me pick up my boots again.
Speaker A
I was going to search up side effects after taking too many stamina potions, but while I was searching, a dragon stole my attention span.
Speaker A
What was I doing here? You better Oh, right. Yeah, following the quest. I should go find Rare.
Speaker A
This is your last warning. Get away from there or else. Whole dwarven city underneath the keep the shoe and zel. Best steer clear if you don't want a steam centurion carving up.
Speaker A
40. Watch this. 69° 120. It's 100% 120, bruh, that was a waste of lockpicks.
Speaker A
Great. Now all my lockpicks are gone. This is why I hate lockpicking. Let's go to the traders. I need lockpicks.
Speaker A
On my way to the trader to buy some lockpicks now. Keep spamming the chat while I'm away.
Speaker A
That's what I like to see. Your skin's as pale as the snow. You scared of sunlight or something?
Speaker A
I'm heading to the trader to buy some lockpicks for sure this time. Then it's time to open those locks.
Speaker A
Yeay, I can't wait. Damn it. It was just morning. I'm a vampire remember? Going to have to try and be quick to avoid the sun.
Speaker A
Trader, I require all the lockpicks you can provide to me. Soul. I will select White Run as there should be some traders there.
Speaker A
Ah, White Run, home to so much crime and debauchery. It's almost like my own home.
Speaker A
Time to visit a trader. Oh god, it's almost 11 p.m. I hope the shop is still open.
Speaker A
What's the hurry? I spend a lot of time at the market stall so I can learn the merchants trade. I need more experience if I'm going to run an I hope the drunken huntsman has lockpicks.
Speaker A
The Kj Caravan just outside the main gate of White Run is the most reliable source for lockpicks, but if they aren't there, I can head to Bleuth's general goods to find a few. The caravan stocks around 30, and Blether may have 5 to 10.
Speaker A
Let's head to the main gate and see if the Kiad are there. Going to see if the Kia caravan is waiting for me at the gate. They better be.
Speaker A
I'm going to the trader to get more lockpicks. How many should I buy? War maidens is the closest trader. I think you're getting suspicious of my vision at this point, so I'll check there first.
Speaker A
It's open till pretty late if I recall correctly. Let me know if you see anything you like.
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It's still almost 11 p.m., but War Maiden should still be open. Hope they have enough lockpicks for my needs.
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Hi, Old Birth. Could I see what you have for sale? Purses, daggers. That's preferably something that can pry open pesky doors.
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Take a look. Bye. Bought 10 lockpicks. That should be enough for now. Okay, I might have also just bought 77 gold worth of moonstone ore.
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No, I'd rather not buy an orish mace. Thank you. No, I don't want to buy that.
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Good doing business. Thank you, Olicks. Did you know he only sells eight at a time? I had to cycle his inventory a couple times.
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Look like maybe you need a new weapon. Something big perhaps an axe maybe or a great sword.
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Markarth sounds nice at this time of day. It's kind of comfy being a vampire. I wonder how long it will last.
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You need Out of my way, Outsider. Let me quickly go deliver this stallion's potion. Swiftness made possible by your gracious prime subs to the Vele 987 channel.
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Let's talk to Riotta. Oh wow, look at all those silver ingots scattered about. Bet Mr. Silver Blood's not too happy about that.
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My dear, you're an important family. I take it knowing in Marth. We own everything in this city, even the jail. And you owe me several silver ingots. Then not that we named it that. The people just insisted.
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You're married to Thonar. He may not be like, but all the work that keeps us considering marrying into the Silver Blood family.
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Yes, I was bored talking to you any marrying someone like Thonar sounds tough. I only have one problem and she's right here.
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We really shouldn't. But would Chad be able to forgive me if I spotted that coin purse?
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Do I even dare try? My lockpicking skill is so bad. In the words of a wise man, better to have tried and failed to pickpocket than to have never tried at all.
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A little extra gold never hurt anyone except for me. It hurt my strength because of the additional weight.
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I don't think I'm going to find Rar here. Let's go back to Mararth again. I can't find him here in the treasury house.
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Let's go see the Yo. I have a beautiful stallion's potion for him. There's a small.
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My favorite Skyrim quote has to be classic bandit poetry. You're as good as dead.
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On my way to the Yarl. I hope Rar is there, too. Let me guess.
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Someone stole your sweet. What does Stallion's potion do? It's tied to a delivery quest I have.
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It's just a potion. Okay. Answer me. What of it? I support the Empire. Your empire is destroyed. Everything Skyrim stands for. Honor, pride, mighty. I think we should call Camila's parasite Tennyson.
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There is nothing cooler than parasitic poetry for much longer. That's a tail. Do you see him around? Big guy that the divines themselves lifted his soul into the heavens.
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Do you think thongver has any sweet rules? I reckon he could use one to calm down his fiery temper.
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To appease the elves. Too much politics and not enough horses. Skyrim or do I'm bored now.
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Next. Why should the YL listen to you? Best. You have no persuasive skills. Source of half the wealth.
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I on the other hand, we keep the reach safe. Have a certain potion with his name on it.
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With wealth. But does the Yaro listen to us when we want to save? A He doesn't know what he's talking about.
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He's busy forgetting that Alfri Stormcloak saved this city from the Forceworn. Alfred's a hero.
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I need to stop listening to these random dudes and instead focus on my quest.
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Stay out of trouble in my city. God, I could go on for hours. If only I was allowed.
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Your skin's as pale as the snow. You're scared of sunlight. Let's go deliver this potion.
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Where is Rar? You. Who are you to approach the Y of Mar? Jumps up and down. I'm an ocean stroll ranter. How are you doing?
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Very well. I'm a traveler and a weaver of words. I'm here to deliver something and I'd prefer it to be on time.
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Rare, my mate, take your damn potion. Oh, I have a delivery from Bothila. You and several hundred in tears the second you read this some gold for your assistance and your discretion.
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I have Thank you for sparking joy and repulsing the currency from your wallet into mine.
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May the gods smile upon you and your little friend. Right, we got 400 whole gold for that.
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Kind of a lot for a delivery fee. The Dominion is here. Is it bad that I'm more job satisfaction performing menial tasks for compounding rewards than I am taking part in the main story?
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Perhaps a silly question given it's pretty demonstrable. Don't mind. Okay, let's try and find a trader so I can sell some things and also buy more lockpicks.
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I'm thinking a simple trader would be just what is needed right now. Lockpicks at all.
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Oh, actually, hold on. We are close to the investigate the Hall of the Dead quest.
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We should do that first. Let's go. 37 m feels like nothing. Do you think brother Vilus lets me into the Hall of the Dead if I chuck him a troll skull?
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I can't talk about it. Rest assured the Don't tell me Hall of the Dead is off limits to me.
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That doesn't sound like it makes a lot of sense, especially considering I'm, you know, somewhat important.
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Sorry, that was rude of me. I don't like being ignored, you know. All right, I could help if you tell me.
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Hire someone to sort this message. Persuade. We've discovered that some of the dead have yum eaten.
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Someone's been eating the dead been chewed off. A lovely chew on flesh and a smorgus board of bone marrow.
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We haven't caught it. Very nutritious. It's like it knows what filtered. If you can get I'm so glad I don't have to use of ar reward you. It'd probably all come back up slash us. Maybe I just digest it
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better. What's the Hall of the Dead? I was confused at first, too. The Nords call their mausoleiums the Hall of the Dead.
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This is genuinely new to me. I might not have the best track record with teleportation, but I've never been to Marquart before.
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Ar. Who's Ar? One of the eight divines, god of the cycle of birth and death. RK. So, he's the god of the cycle of birth and death.
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Why isn't there a god of undeath? Their ancestors on the way to the jealousy issues.
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Tread lightly. Got the key. Don't know what time to check out the hall. To be honest, I think the hall would be much more scarier if it was filled with live people instead of dead ones. Many would walk blindly into a crypt,
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smelling of steel and blood, but not fear. I feel the hunger inside of you, gnawing at you. You see the dead and your mouth.
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I will light up this place. Stomach grows. Nothing to fear. It's all right. I will not show.
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Maybe the shrine of Ar can help me overcome this hunger. everything you have forgotten.
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Oh, wait. Did that cure my vampireism? I can't be sure. I'd really miss my powers.
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Well, I'm still a vampire, so that idea is right out the window. You a brother.
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I didn't need to be normal anyhow. Of course. Then the hunger set in curiosity. It's not as though I meant to eat anybody, you know.
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I only meant to nibble. You found a friend who understands you. You can let go of your guilt.
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I don't think I felt guilty for a long time. A lot of our kind block out the I'm not a cannibal.
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The shame is too much. What are you trying to do to me? No need to hide anymore.
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Namira, the lady of decay. Except there's a time and a place for everything, including eating. We can sate our appetite. Except Aith, where is this place you speak of?
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It's inside Breach Cliff. I might have a problem here, guys. How do I stop myself from wanting to eat people?
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Meet me there. We all fight our way to Namira's embrace together. It's 11:03 p.m. and I'm craving some human flesh.
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Wow, I've never said that before. A She says we're just having a few humans over for dinner.
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Nothing suspicious going on at all. Let's go tell Varilus the hall is safe. 33 M away feels like nothing after all this time running around Skyrim.
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Give me me my gold reward, Virilus. Or else you'll be joining the others in the hall.
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divines preserve. There was a woman in the crypt claiming she had to eat people.
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I don't think she'll be a problem anymore though. He gave me an amulet of Ark as a reward.
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Thank you, Virilus. In all seriousness, it's rare that you're able to use an item you're just given as a reward.
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Even the dead need company. That's what Ar I need to visit the trader to buy more lockpicks.
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We all come into Arc's light in the end, but there's no need to rush.
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Oh, sorry. I've got a lot of gold. Let's go spend some. Let's go. I want to go to a trader to buy some lockpicks.
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I cannot begin to express how much I miss being able to pick locks. Let's go back outside and find this trader.
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Then we can return to our regularly scheduled programming. trader lock picks now. Okay, so maybe I get distracted kind of easily.
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Let's go do some quests and keep an eye out for a traitor instead. Wow, look at that. The time 11:05 in the middle of the day.
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My vampire blood boils in the sunlight. That's not good. I should be wary of this time of day.
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Come on. Now, I'd like to stop burning in the sunlight. Please drink. I could fight the sun if I had enough bullets.
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Oh, I'm the worst lockp picker in the world. And I'm out of lockpicks anyway, so why even bother?
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Let's go do something exciting. I don't want this to be my rock bottom. Only one lock pick left.
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90 is dead center. 120 is nearer to the higher end. Let's try some higher angles.
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Oh, so that's what rock bottom looks like, huh? Yes. Pickpocket key to Margaret's room.
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Whatever. I'm just going to go buy some lockpicks. Unlike my husband, Clever, I watch after our guests.
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I'm what you'd call a soldier of fortune. Make me an old fight. I've taken the key to Margaret's room. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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Our hero, our hero claims a warrior's heart. I tell you, I tell you, the dragon born comes. This is the silver.
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I'll let you figure out who owns it by yourself. Believe the dragon. There's no shipments coming in, so I do nothing.
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I have just been hanging around chatting with people for the last while. Should I get back to trying to prove my honor?
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It's quite a way away. Almost 2 km in fact. But I'll have a nice job there.
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I'm not promising I'm not going to get distracted along that jog. I may make a few detours here and there.
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Let's go to the trader. We could use some more lockpicks and then a trip to the alchemist for some potions.
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Hopefully this time the trader will have some for me. Oh, I'm not Arle Leaf. Yes, I know it's called Army.
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Can you show me your wares? Oh, a bit of this. It's 11:00 p.m. A little late. Anyways, let's see what Lisbbit has.
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Going to buy some potions and a potion of cure disease just in case. No lockpicks, only a few potions.
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What did I just buy? Going to buy a couple soul gems as well. You can always use some more.
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Might also sell the potion of magika since I don't really need it. I keep forgetting my obsidian and always throw them out.
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And the ogre hide is made from real ogres. Do you think that makes them worth more?
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Okay, maybe I am running dangerously low on gold now. People say that time flies when you're having fun.
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Okay. No. Whatever I'm selling to them now is going to be way too much for a couple of pennies.
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Oh, this is buying. Let's get out of here. I don't think I need to spend all my money on steel arrows.
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Sorry, steel arrows are better anyway. No, I shouldn't buy any more arrows until I have more money.
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How do I get out of here? Let's buy some more arrows. Don't want to run out while exploring.
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Honestly, thinking about this entire transaction again, I think five Orcs arrows is a splendid amount.
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I'm just going to buy Nord me instead. Guys, 26 gold left. Is there anything else I should pick up or should I hang on to it?
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A couple goat horns. Think I'll keep like two coins after this. Come back whenever you need.
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Lisby, if you're not Arnliff and the store is called Arliff and Sons, what does that make you?
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All right, let's get a move on. Like those ice you got? I think I'm all chopped out for the foreseeable future.
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We should go to an alchemist next. We don't have many ingredients right now, so we could buy a few.
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Guys, it's okay. I'm just going to grab a quick coffee. I am not ending my stream anytime soon.
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Just waiting for time to pass. I can't believe the vampire blood boils in the sunlight. It's so hard to see.
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If only there was something I could do about that. I take back what I said earlier.
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Stream is definitely ending soon. stream is ending soon. Thanks everyone for sticking around. It's been so much fun.
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But before I head off, if you still want to stick around, I'll be back again on Tuesday at 6:00 p.m. UK time.
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Heart. I will be actually streaming again tomorrow, though. I think someone else has their eyes on that slot.
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Just kidding. Stream's not ending. An explosion just happened. Aha. It was just pipes. I'm not really sure why flying causes me to hallucinate so much.
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I have had a great time today. I'll be ending the stream soon, but don't forget to follow if you haven't already.
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Do you think there's someone out there whose pipes burst whenever someone in chat says pipes?
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It would make for an interesting game show. The raid message will be pipes. Thanks for streaming today.
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Thank you for the subs. Otis 38 and Mud Hunter 1. I apologize that I may not have caught everyone. I'm a bad streamer. I know.
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People accuse me of being a goofball a lot, but really I'm just trying to stay positive.
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I find pessimism to be a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you believe everything will go bad, then it will. So, I try to stay positive and believe in my goal, my hopes, and my dreams.
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What are some of your guys goals? I mean, that's something I'd like to be able to help out chat with. Not that I can promise anything.
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You can't wait in the air. Huh? Can you fly? Aw, that's really sweet of you.
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