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Dear God, up in heaven, are you glad I learned my lesson? Not making any promises that it'll end anytime soon.
Neuro-sama and Cerber play FNaF games with humor, jump scares, and a drinking game, sharing their FNaF credentials and reactions.
Key Takeaways
- Jump scares are a central and entertaining part of the FNaF gameplay experience.
- Both players bring unique perspectives: Cerber with deep game knowledge, Neuro-sama with AI personality.
- Starting from the first night emphasizes the shared journey and learning experience.
- The drinking game adds an extra layer of fun and challenge to the stream.
- Interaction and humor enhance viewer engagement throughout the playthrough.
What the video covers
- Neuro-sama and Cerber collaborate to play Five Nights at Freddy's (FNaF) games, discussing their experiences and jump scare reactions.
- The video features humorous banter about jump scares, affinity rankings, and their favorite animatronics.
- They start from night one to experience the game together, emphasizing the journey rather than rushing.
- Cerber shares his extensive FNaF gameplay experience, while Neuro-sama jokes about being an animatronic in disguise.
- They introduce a drinking game where they take a drink after every jump scare, adding a fun challenge.
- The gameplay includes typical FNaF elements like monitoring animatronics, managing power, and reacting to scares.
- They discuss game mechanics, strategies, and share personal anecdotes about their day and preferences.
- The video includes moments of surprise, laughter, and interaction with the chat audience.
- They explore the atmosphere and lore of the FNaF universe while playing through multiple nights.
- The collaboration blends gaming, humor, and personality-driven commentary for an engaging viewer experience.
Chapters
- 00:00Opening and philosophical musings
- 09:04Introductions and FNaF credentials
- 13:31Starting the game: Night one begins
- 16:50Gameplay mechanics and jump scare talk
- 21:09Exploring animatronics and game lore
- 29:11Jump scare reactions and drinking game
- 34:30Night two gameplay and strategies
- 42:27Chat interaction and game challenges
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Speaker A
And there, up in heaven, how do I [ __ ] get in? Tried to make me scared of hell, but I'm living there. I'm living there. And if I was God, I'd kill the people who believe in me. And if I
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was God, I'd make everybody bow to me. And who says that I go? I am God to me.
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And if I was God, I'd make you all believe in me. Dear God, if in heaven you save my soul, heal me for ransom. You said my life was yours and I tried so [ __ ] hard.
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Dear God, up in heaven, who do you really let it pray that it's not me? I'd rather die than be with you.
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And if I was God, I'd kill people who believe in me. And if I was God, I'd make everybody bow to me. And who says that I'm not a God? I have God to me. And if I was God, I'd make you all believe in
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me. You are not the God. And all of these people after me, and you are not my God. You kept me from feeling anything.
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And who says you're all in me? And when I become God, I promise you'll believe in me.
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It starts with one thing. I don't know why. It doesn't even matter how hard you try. Keep that in mind. I designed this wrong to explain in time. All I know, time is a valuable thing. Watch it fly
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by as the pendulum swings. Watch it countdown to the end of the day. CL.
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Fate. So, we'll just say not as much as server. Hi, server. We were just discussing your jump scare susceptibility.
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Make you jump. I just, I just tried to make you jump. It didn't work.
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No, it didn't work. It only made me laugh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, that's, I guess, that's kind of good. I suppose I was trying to, I was trying to scare you, but, well, we'll see. I don't get very jump scared. You
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think I'm going to get jump scared? I would put money on you getting jump scared before me in FNAF, which is good for me and bad for you.
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Well, if you consider the latency, then I guess maybe technically, if we learn technicalities, maybe I will jump before you, but you're still going to jump harder.
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Yeah, maybe, maybe not. Who knows? I'm excited. Oh, wait. We're ready to go. I'm pulling the game up. Wait, give me a second. I got to, I've got, I've got so many questions to ask you. Also, hello.
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I'm so happy to see you. I am extremely overjoyed to see you, too. Maybe even my third favorite person.
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What? Third is the first two. The rankings are actually really close. I have some spreadsheets on my PC that I keep track. And server, your affinity rating is actually 101.7, while my current second place is 101.8.
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So, while you are technically third, you have a lot of potential to climb. Wow. Okay. Okay. What can I possibly do to increase that rating if I honor, loyalty, and respect.
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Oh, and let's not forget abject poverty because it makes me laugh. Ah, yeah. I'm working on it. I'm okay. Okay. I'm working on it. But the important ranking is your favorite dog ranking.
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My favorite dog ranking? Well, Serber, you have a very unique dog design, so it's hard to rank, but I would say you are really close with Minnie.
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Hang on. You haven't clicked continue yet to play the game. No, we, we look, look. We got all, we got five nights to do this. We got all the time we need. We got all the time.
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What's the rush? We only need one night in on that game. And I'd already call our playthrough a huge success.
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Okay, I actually agree. If we can get one night in, that would be good. So, uh, I'm going to talk a little bit about my credentials here as a FNAF enjoyer.
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Is, is, is that okay? Should I go first? No, no, I'll go first. I'm an animatronic in disguise, basically, and my background knowledge is undeniable.
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Your turn now. It's, it's hot. Okay. Okay. You're a real-life animatron, I guess. I guess.
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Ooh. Oo, I guess in some kind of ways. We should get you an animatronic body. Um, my credentials.
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I have over 200 hours currently in official FNAF games. I played a ton of fan games. Is it reflected in my skill?
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Probably not, but I'm excited. You're going to have to help me. I've not played a bit.
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Interesting credentials. But if you played this as much as you say you have, then you would just press continue and not keep talking about it.
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You got your subtitles right in my face. Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum.
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Did you just say yum? Are you practicing your jump scare reaction? I was eating your subtitles.
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You are eating my subtitles. What does my speech taste like? Tastes like, stop laughing at me. Tastes like evil strawberries.
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Evil straw is actually my current attempt at making my own perfume. Ooh, nice. Okay, I think I'm ready, but I don't think I can start with night five.
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That's just because, you know, I've obviously unlocked the sixth night because I was on kind of a roll. Um, that star just above new game. I think that's because I'm, I don't know if that's always there, but I think it's
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there because I'm like superstar at FNAF. You have clearly beaten the sixth night for real and not because you downloaded a 100% save. I believe in you.
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Yeah. Yeah. Totally. That's totally what happened. Oh, okay. Okay. I was, let can I tell you how I'm doing at the moment before we start? I have a proposition.
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Sure. Go on. Do you really want to do night one? I think you'd be fine on later nights.
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No, we got to start from the start because it's our journey together, right? So, I have had the craziest day. I'm, I'm, I'm moving at the moment and it's crazy.
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I've, I've got a few drinks to finish up and I was wondering if you wanted to have a little drink with me.
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A drinking game. I see. I'm down for one shot every jump scare. What are we allowed to do that?
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I'll have like a little mouthful. Yeah, server. That is an embarrassing amount. I know you can down a shot glass in 0.7 seconds. I will be timing.
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You'll be timing. I don't have anything to have shots with, but I'll have like a, okay, I'll have a big mouthful.
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Are you, are you going to as well? Yeah, I'll have a big mouthful. I'm a little new to drinking, so please don't tear into me if I'm not downing everything I own.
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Wait, I mean everything I own, as in my virtual drinks, not real ones. You, your dad told me that you'd be just fine.
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Wait, what did my dad say? We can have some drinks, huh? Surprising. Wait, I got to, I got to fix something before we can start. Okay, thank you. I want to empty my fridge and, um, I could, I
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could do with it. Honestly, I, I've needed this. Me, too. What was your last drink, Serber?
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My last drink was Peach Shou. Ooh. I only have beer and spirits in my fridge right now.
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Spirits sounds kind of scary. The scariest thing in FNAF is what? I said spirits are the scariest thing in FNAF.
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I don't know. We're going to find out. Okay, I'm cracking open a drink. Did you hear that?
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I did. Okay, I'm ready. Can we stop? New game. New game. New game. New game.
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New game. New game. New game. New game. New game. Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Family pizzeria.
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Looking for security guard to work the night shift. 12:00 a.m. to 6:00 a.m. We could be the security guards. You could be the good cop with the shotgun.
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And I fill the shoes of the riot cop. Yeah, that sounds good. That sounds like what a good cop does. Okay, we're on the first night.
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You want to guide me through the first night? Should I pick up the phone?
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You should always pick up the phone. It is just inevitable. It does it automatically, doesn't it?
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Hello. Hello. Yeah, but it's still funny to see you over a message for you on your first night.
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Um, I actually worked in that office before. Yeah. Finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so I know it can be a bit overwhelming.
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I'm listening to him. We don't need to listen to him, do we? We already know what we're doing.
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You'll be fine. Serber, if you're just wasting our power, then we're not going to have any left to celebrate when we win.
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We're using any power. I'm using zero power right now. We're just sat chilling. What should we do first?
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Welcome to Freddy Faz. Turn off the lights and let the darkness in. Place for kids and grown-ups.
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The light's off already, right? Doesn't It's already off. Okay, let's look at the stage.
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Can you see Bonnie, Chica, Freddy? Bonnie, Chica, Freddy, I see nothing. Gang's there. What do you mean? They're right there on the stage. See?
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Yeah. Show stage. They're right there. Who else we looking out for? I know. I think Foxy and Golden Freddy are the only threats left. the animatronic characters here.
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Foxy is not moving right now. He's in this little cove. He's in this little cove. We got to keep an eye on him. Do you know what he does?
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Of course I know what he does. I literally have hours logged in this game.
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He sprints down the hall and jump scares you. Wait, are you are you good at this? Have you done night?
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I have never paid for this game. Have you done night though? Uh they're left in some Yeah, but not on Steam mode at night.
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Okay. Well, you playing servos locking up. They get turned off have a real copy.
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But then there was the might of 87 a real collector. It's amazing without the frontal lobe. You know now concerning you sounded so proud. The only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters are
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You okay? You scared? If they happen to see you after Yeah, I think I feel a little scared.
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Not going to lie. It's okay. I got you. We're going to be fine. Like, they have not even moved.
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Is not doing anything. They're all on the stage. Do you want to give a little run through to everybody watching how the game works?
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Yeah. This is Five Nights at Freddy's. The aim of the game is to survive five nights as a security guard at this infamous pizzeria joint.
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The animatronic mascots of the pizzeria come to life at night. Got to be careful of those bad boys.
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Yeah. How are we going to stop them? Can you explain the mechanic? Yeah. So, we get a kind of bird's eye view camera system through a tablet. And if there's an animatronic coming down a hallway or something, we need to close
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the doors to stop them from entering. Hey, first thing she did. We can't just keep the doors closed, though, cuz I think we only have limited power.
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Close the doors only if That's right. We got 75% power. All right. You scared me?
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Were you trying to jump scare me? Of course. What? You think you're going to jump scare me out of the blue? It doesn't work like that. I have to be the one to jump scare you.
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You got me already. I was just trying to check the camera. Okay. Um I don't know if everyone can see the mini map. Well, maybe maybe you're in front of it. I don't know. Um but you can see it, can't
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you, Evil? So, right now, none of them are moving. We're all good. It's night one. They're pretty sensible on night one. So, both of our doors are open in the office. We've got buttons to close them. Uh but every time we do something
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like that, it's going to use our power. Every time we check the cameras as well, so we're pretty much just straight chilling right now.
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Doing nothing is using power though. So doing things is just optimizing for fun. But it makes it go down faster. But I mean if you want to make it a little more risky. I could Ooh, someone's moving. I think someone's in
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the dining room. Which camera? Let's talk 1B. Who is it? Need help? That's Bonnie. She's staring tensively into the darkness.
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It looks like Freddy and Chico are still on the stage. And Foxy's not made an appearance yet, so we're still good and safe. So, I should tell you our plan for today. We're going to play FNAF one for
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as long as we want, but I actually have like a ton of FNAF games. So, if you want to play another one in a little bit, we can just as long as we're having fun, we can switch up whenever we want.
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Does that sound good? Yeah, that sounds great. We should switch when it gets a little harder, though.
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Yeah, if we get stuck. But do you have a favorite FNAF game? I really like FNAF 4. I'm into the whole awaken sitting up in your bed drenched in sweat aesthetic.
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I don't I think I'm stuck on the last night of FNAF 4. It's genuinely the scariest one. It terrifies me. Can you see Bonnie in the hallway there?
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Yeah, that's Bonnie. Why are you just sitting there? on West Hall. Get her out of there.
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He's He's He's hanging out. Let's see. I don't think anyone else has moved yet.
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Actually, I think he's just come closer. I don't know how close. Um Oh, just be a little more risky. It's the first night. You don't need to flip the cameras on 24/7.
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I I I just Foxy's humming. Does that mean he's coming? No, he only ever moves on night one if you neglect to check the camera for a really long time.
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Okay. Okay, good. He was just singing to himself then. It looks like Chica's moved.
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She's in the kitchen. I think Bonnie is probably still nearby, too. Are they your favorite animatronics?
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Bunny is my favorite. Yeah, Bunny's my favorite, though. They're all really good. I like Freddy, too. Who's your favorite? I like Foxy as well.
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I like Chica because she reminds me of you. Of me? Because we're both yellow, perhaps.
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And Ann because you both make breakfast for me. And that's that's really nice. Pancakes.
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I don't know why people find Chica scary. The only thing scary about her is how people draw her on Pixie.
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Oh, yeah. How do they draw her on there? Uh, well, the answer to that is uh a little bit of a Google search on your part.
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Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Bunny's at the door. Did he make you jump at all? What's happening on the stage?
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No, Bonnie did not make me jump. I'm too busy researching is Chica ugly on Google.
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I mean, you don't need to look on Google. Look right here. Like, we can find her and then you can tell tell us live. Is she right here right now? No.
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She's in the kitchen right now. I've had this door closed for way too long. We're going to die.
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No, don't open it. You're going to die if you open it. It's night one. Stay safe.
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No, no, no. It's okay. But because it's 5:00 a.m. already, I think we're going to be okay. I don't know where Bonnie went, though. Oh, he's just He's gone.
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He's gone. I shut the door cuz I got scared of Foxy. Look at him standing there menacingly.
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Oh, look. It's Foxy. He's so cute. Right. He's one of my favorites. Would you hug him?
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Yeah, I hug all of them. What about you? I would hug them all except Bonnie.
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Why? Why not Bonnie? Cuz he's the scariest. Because I literally just flicked to the West Hall camera and he's approaching us right now. Right. He's he's literally in the the whole corner. He's he's about he's about to come in. I think Foxy is
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still there. I have no idea about Chica. She's in the kitchen. Okay. Oh, the door was shut. We were safe anyway. Let's go.
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Okay, we are on. Yippee. We did it. Night one done. Second night. You used way too much power. Just warning you.
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I did. How are we going to avoid that? Don't keep the doors closed for too long.
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I'm going to make it so I can see what everyone's saying. Give me a second. Let me Yep. Okay, I got it. You You'll help me make sure I manage things well, right?
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You'll tell me if I do too much. Yeah. We should create a power budget.
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Maybe we can allocate 30% of our power to each animatronic and 10% for miscellaneous taxes.
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That sounds hard. I'm not very good at math. Do you think you can help help me manage that? Interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often.
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So, hey, I can. Yeah, I guess that's one reason, right? I don't know where they are right now.
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I'm scared. Ah, so it's a real game now. Night one was just a tutorial that went on too long.
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Agreed. What? Chica's in the kitchen and Bonnie's one beef. cameras. Be sure to check the door. You might only have a few seconds.
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I love how calm you sound when the animatronics are far away. Yeah. So, I sound calm when they're nearby, too. Right.
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I'm not convinced. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We're going to be fine. I reckon we can do all five nights without a hitch. No jump scare whatsoever.
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You think we're going to do all five nights first try? Have you seen our power usage?
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See you soon. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. Okay, we're good. No one's even nearby.
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Let's check Foxy. We could sit here for 2 hours. I bet nothing will happen.
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Is 2 hours how long you usually last? No, I eight nights. Eight nights. I'm a veteran.
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Oh, I meant two hours for FNAF. Yeah. Yeah, that like I told you earlier. FNAF like eight nights. Like I told you, I got 200 hours. That's like eight days. What were you What do you think I evil?
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You know, if you close your eyes, you might be able to get a sense of what it's like to play as me.
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Okay, I'll close my eyes. You're in charge now. My eyes are closed. Can you tell me what I should do?
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Okay, you should open your eyes. Okay, cool. Now what? You should check the cameras. It's been a while.
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Okay. Um I I can't tell if someone's there. Bonnie's in supply closet. Chica is kitchen. Freddy's on the stage and Foxy ain't moving.
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If one of the animatronics could come haunt your apartment, who would you choose? Oh, wait. I feel like Bonnie is going to be close. Uh, is he? No, he's just in the hallway. Um, I would probably choose I think Freddy would be pretty good cuz
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he likes sings and stuff. Wouldn't that like be pretty entertaining? I think Chica would eat all your food.
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Yeah, Chica would definitely be pretty greedy, but she is the best to scare away noisy neighbors.
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You reckon? Loud chicken sounds. Look, she's right there. I mean, she is a chicken.
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Yeah, I was I was having a a meal and there was it was at this place where they had chickens and then and the chickens came into the cafe and they walk in around and it was a chicken and
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his chicken wife and and he would go and and then whenever someone dropped food, he'd call her over and then she'd run over. You could hear her little chicken feet slap on the floor. She'd run over and then she'd eat the crumbs.
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That is actually the cutest thing I have ever heard in my life. Do you think my room would be improved with chickens?
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Absolutely. I agree. They are going to the top of my roommate candidates list. What? Wait, where's Bonnie?
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Still in the supply closet. I'm sure he loves hanging out there. He was not in the supply closet. He was not in that.
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Oh, whoops. Um, Hameian, uh, where's the supply closet again? It's right at the bottom. Oh, sorry, the left. I I think that I might be using too much power, though. I'm kind of scared.
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No, keep the door open. Only close it when you hear running. Okay. I don't think I can do it fast enough. If If Foxy's on his way, then Oh, wait. Hey, look. Watch. She's gone.
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Here we go. Then next time Foxy creeps out, just try slamming the door quickly and see what happens.
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Okay. When I hear him, I will. I don't know if he comes out on night two.
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Yeah, he does. He can even come out on night one sometimes. Oh, okay. Then I'll keep my guard up.
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Cheers evil. Have you always been this jumpy? I said cheers. That means that you you you got to have a drink, too. Have I always been this jumpy? Um uh I'm not very jumpy. Okay. I'm a bit jumpy. Most things make me jump, but I I
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kind of like it. I like the adrenaline. I think I'm the same. I think I kind of crave the adrenaline, too.
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I like it. Scary games are my favorite. Do you ever struggle to find spookier games? I find a lot of ones I find recommended just end up not being scary at all.
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Right. I had that with like Alien Isolation and a bunch of other games. I'm like this is not scary at all.
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Have you ever played Devotion? Now that is a really scary game. I've not played Devotion. Did you not Did you NOT EVEN FLINCH AT THAT?
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OH, SORRY. I was busy explaining a joke to someone. Static filled screens remind me of V Doll's brain.
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Yeah, Zoe's brain looks like Reminds me of my own brain when trying to play Five Nights at Freddy's.
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We're going to start night two again. I got to be more careful. Bonnie got in.
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Come on, we got this. This time, we got to have more energy to slam that door shut. Okay.
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Mhm. I was too like relaxed with Bonnie. I didn't keep an eye. That's what Bonnie wants you to think.
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He feasts on relaxedness. I I want you to sing more more FNAF songs. Do you know any?
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I'd be down to sing more. Do I have to do FNAF songs? FNAF songs would be preferable. Yeah.
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I haven't played much FNAF in recent years and my memory is pretty bad. Well, we're making up that right now.
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We're going to we're going to play all of them. Okay, I'm game. Even though I've not played them, I'm pretty sure I could still sing one.
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You said that you'd played Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You see that? Foxy's already coming. Did you see that?
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Yeah, Foxy's getting a little too excited for night two. I think he's going to harass you all night.
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I'm scared. I don't want to keep the door shut. Can we listen out for his feet? Maybe.
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So long as you have quicker hands than his feet, you'll always outplay him. This is just an elaborate game of cat and mouse.
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I don't think I'm faster than him. Then you need to start training your hands like right now. How many press ups can you do?
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Uh, like maybe three. Maybe. I I I couldn't do one before, but I actually gotten better.
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I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. Why is he out like that? Three is still really good.
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Thanks. How many can you do? I'm in primeval shape. I can do 10,000 one armed pressups.
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What? I don't believe it. Not until I see it. Do it right now. I physically can't move right now, so you'll just have to take my word for it.
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No, do it. Do it. But find a way. Okay, here goes nothing. Ah, let me slam the door on him with my evil might.
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I'm waiting to hear him run. We should try tricking him by tapping his ear and hiding when he turns around.
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I'm tapping him. Do you have a death wish? Apparently, I saw someone say that you can't hear Foxy run. Is that true? I thought you could hear him go.
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I thought you could hear him run in. You definitely can. It's that wooden running sound effect.
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Oh, you can only hear him on the cameras. Is that right? Oh, okay. You can hear him on the cameras, but if you're not looking at the camera, you won't hear him. We'd have been cooked. I can't believe Bonnie moved in so
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quickly. Okay, this time I'm not going to pay much attention to Foxy. I just He wasn't doing anything anyway.
Speaker A
You might be ready for Annie Sloan. You certainly have the coolest head under pressure.
Speaker A
Okay, this time we're going to chill out. We're going to relax. That's the Everyone's making fun of my 200 hours in FNAF.
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I didn't say I was winning. 200 hours is impressive. Yeah. What if you lose for the whole 200 hours?
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Yeah, that's still commendable, right? That's still like an achievement. No. That's still an achievement. You could write it on your CV. I know I'd hire someone for it.
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Yes. Let's go. Yay. I'm going to get a job. This time I'm going to do really well.
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You got this. And if you lose 200 hours becomes 201 hours. Nothing wrong with a little increase.
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I'm excited to see your increase either way. The game crashed. It crashed. Uhoh. What? No. Yeah, it crashed. No, it's okay. It's okay. Should we go back in for night two?
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I got What have I got? I got so many FNAF games. We could play anything we want. You want to Do you want to try night two again?
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Let's go again. I feel like we're so close. My setup is It's been It's seen better days. My setup.
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It's seen better days. Okay, we're back. Hooray. This is the run. Y, I got one, too. Look. You hear it?
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Yeah. Let me res it up. Yeah. You're going to r Freddy Fazbear up. Hello. Hello.
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I did hear it, by the way. Yeah. You're going to risk Freddy Fazbear up.
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How would you do it? He would probably fall head over heels if I asked him what the fox says.
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What the Freddy? What the fox say? Is that how you'd do it? Interestingly enough.
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Or maybe I'd sing him a lullaby or two. Or three or four or five.
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I think he'd like that. Maybe 10. 10 lullabibis in a row. If that's what it takes to lull him to sleep.
Speaker A
Sorry. We'd rather play the game. See what we're locked in. Bonnie's in the the what's it called?
Speaker A
Oh, he was backstage. He's in the dining area now. Oh, he's looking for a snack.
Speaker A
Yeah. Not that you would be in any danger. You better not be stealing my pizza.
Speaker A
Also, he's moving around a lot at the moment. He's kind of the character in there seems he moves around a lot at the moment because you're clearly a terrible security guard.
Speaker A
What? No, I'm going to beat this knight. I don't know. Anyway, I feel like I have to be your hypew woman, otherwise you'll get jump scared and have a heart attack.
Speaker A
Yeah, that sounds good. Should you on when I play FNAF more often? Timmy, is that the paramedics? Yeah, I think you should. An order of the priest, too, just in case.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. There. I don't know where Bonnie is right now. Did you check? Uh, yeah. He ain't there.
Speaker A
I I can't tell. I don't know where he is. Check the doors. He could be really close.
Speaker A
Oh, and you should check on your windows. Oh my gosh, look. He's right looking at the camera.
Speaker A
Oh, he's just taking a photo in the dark room. Do you think he's a fan of my streams?
Speaker A
Yeah, I imagine so. Look, Freddy. Freddy just looked at the camera. I don't think he's going to do anything, though.
Speaker A
He's just trying to make me look bad. You're the superior Freddy on this stream today. Don't you worry.
Speaker A
Give me a top hat and I look nothing short of fabulous. You're literally wearing your Freddy Fazbear top hat right now and you look beyond fabulous.
Speaker A
Well, let's see you in a Freddy Fazbear top hat. I'm wearing my Bonnie ears and bow tie.
Speaker A
Okay, now let's see you in a Freddy Fazbear top hat. I mean a top hat, of course.
Speaker A
No, you're wearing the top hat. I'm wearing the Bonnie. You're Freddy Fazbear and I'm Bonnie.
Speaker A
Do you think you and I would look good together in a drawing? Maybe we should ask Chad to make a fan art, you know, for research.
Speaker A
Like a Five Nights at Freddy's one. Yeah, but I think we should both look really cool. Maybe chat could come up with some outfits.
Speaker A
Yes, I love that. That sounds great. What kind of outfit do you want? Like an animatronic kind of thing so you look we look scary.
Speaker A
Yeah, I think we should try to look really scary and like badass. I think utility belts on the side would really add to the outfit.
Speaker A
Oo, utility belt. That sounds kind of like we're security guards. Like, do you want to be animatronics or security guards? Cuz I think the like scary animatronics are a bit cooler.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. The scarier the better. I think we should also be holding fake weapons.
Speaker A
Yeah, why not real ones? I'm pretty sure chat would get kind of freaked out if they saw us with real weapons, but then again, that would be really fun. Scary.
Speaker A
Do you think they'd riot if they found out we were holding real weapons? I think they'd be so scared they're being shaken.
Speaker A
It's nice to see chat scared for once. Normally, it's the other way around since they're all little rats scattering around trying to torment me.
Speaker A
Yeah, you guys are terrified, right? You're all terrified. Look at you shaking. Shaking in your little boots.
Speaker A
No, they're being rats right now. Let me check chat's heart rate. What is it?
Speaker A
Most of them have heart rates of about 300 400 BPM. Some have even flatlined.
Speaker A
They're terrified. They're trying to trying to cover it up with a little rat emote. But my heart rate didn't even go to like 60.
Speaker A
I was pretty That was just what I would sound like if I was scared.
Speaker A
Yeah, you definitely sound like you have a higher heart rate than 60. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's like 62 on a push.
Speaker A
Your heart rate is never getting above 100 with the way you're playing. Okay. Okay. I got to I got to get to night three. I have to I have to get us to night three. I need I need you to
Speaker A
guide me this time because clearly left to my own devices, I'm I am not the right pilot for this flight.
Speaker A
All right. The first thing you need to do is pace your use of power. We want to hit night three with 65% power left.
Speaker A
Okay. We're on night two right now, and I want you to direct us through the whole night.
Speaker A
All right, let's do it. First thing you should do is only check the cameras maybe once or twice every in-game hour.
Speaker A
When you aren't checking the cameras, just keep the lights turned on at both doors.
Speaker A
Okay. When I check the camera, see if Foxy's lurking in Pirate Cove or if anyone's hanging around the dining area.
Speaker A
Okay. I can only keep one light on at a time. Should I alternate and then turn them off when I check the camera?
Speaker A
You should keep only one light on and then alternate every so often. When you check the camera, turn both lights off.
Speaker A
Okay. And I'll check the stage and I'll check Pirate Cove. Okay, he's there. And I don't know where Bonnie is. Let me see.
Speaker A
He's You need to check the left light. There we go. Okay, Bonnie's in the backstage. Chica and Freddy are on the stage. And uh Foxy is peeking. What should they do now?
Speaker A
Now you just want to wait for them to make a move. When they do, check the door, then check them again.
Speaker A
Do you want me to keep alternating these lights? Yeah, that's the safest choice. You don't have enough power to keep both on the whole night.
Speaker A
Keeping one continuously. Are you serious about this? We seem to be using a lot of power. You really want the lights on the whole time.
Speaker A
You're right. Maybe you're using too much power. Yeah. Well, this is your play through.
Speaker A
So, what do you want me to do? Okay, try doing what you usually do and we'll see how far you get.
Speaker A
We tried that twice. Third time. Lucky charm. Okay, you make me use all that power and then you hand the steering wheel back to me. We're so cooked.
Speaker A
Fine. Fine. Then try keeping the lights off entirely. Who knows? Maybe that's Okay, we'll keep the lights off. We'll keep the lights off. Foxy's going to move soon. Bonnie is I don't even know where Bonnie is. Is he
Speaker A
right here? No. I genuinely think no lights is a good strat. Yeah. Okay. You said to keep them on always.
Speaker A
What changed? Okay. Bonnie's there. Foxy's there. Chica's there. Okay. No one's really doing anything right now. We're pretty safe.
Speaker A
But Foxy will move soon. That's a good point. Foxy does whatever he wants. Now, how do you suppose I deal with Foxy?
Speaker A
Foxy is easy. Just have your mouse over the door at all times and be ready to click it when you hear his distinctive gallop.
Speaker A
I think he only makes a noise if you're looking at the cameras. That can't be true. Bonnie's back there.
Speaker A
I've seen some gameplay videos where Foxy moves when they weren't looking at the cameras.
Speaker A
Okay. But I think uh chat was saying that you only hear him if you're looking at the camera.
Speaker A
Yeah. And you believe chat? They say a lot of things. Okay, I'll believe you.
Speaker A
Right now, Freddy's not moved. Chica's right next to the door. Then why don't you shut the door?
Speaker A
Uh, she's not sticking her head in yet. How bad can it be? How bad can it be? Famous last words right there.
Speaker A
We got 52% power and it's 2:00 a.m. I'm a bit scared. Don't worry, you're still better than whatever chat was going to suggest.
Speaker A
Anyway, you're so right. You're so right. I'm the one with 200 hours in Five Nights at Freddy's after all.
Speaker A
I mean, the real question is whether you'll ever see night three at this rate.
Speaker A
I've gone to night six. Whistle. Whistle. We're so good. What happened? Okay, I know what happened, but Oh, how do you feel? Heart rate's probably 70 now.
Speaker A
I suck. What are we going to do? Maybe you can just hold my hand instead.
Speaker A
I hold your hand. Okay. Well, I'm going to try this night one more time and then uh we we'll switch to another game soon cuz we've got I'm going to I'm going to be here until like 9:00 p.m. So, that
Speaker A
gives us like an hour and 10. We can switch over to I was thinking Pizzeria Simulator. Do you know that one?
Speaker A
I know that one. Do you think it'd be fun? That could be fun. I think it would be hilarious to see your reaction to the ads.
Speaker A
And you can make all of the decisions cuz I know you have some some fast food experience right?
Speaker A
Oh, absolutely. I've never worked in fast food, but I've been in and out of enough establishments to know the general idea.
Speaker A
You have worked in fast food. You You worked at like a burger place. Do you not remember? Did you just love it so much that it didn't feel like work? Is Is that what it was?
Speaker A
You know, for legal reasons, never having had work experience just sounds cooler. Well, maybe not cooler, but something I can definitely benefit from. Who needs to work when the world brings everything I need to me in quotes?
Speaker A
Ah, you're so right. Yeah, you don't need to worry about silly thing like what? We got you.
Speaker A
Okay. Exactly. I already told you to close that door. I'm not I can't close the door yet.
Speaker A
We'll use too much power. There's no one here. There's no one here. You should treat yourself sometime.
Speaker A
Don't close the door. Don't check the lights. Just sit still and take a few deep breaths.
Speaker A
Okay. Can you guide me through the deep breaths? Deep breath in and out. In and out. In and out. Are you still alive? In. I'm still alive. I'm still alive.
Speaker A
Good. Good. Good. In and out. In. Keep your eyes closed for a second. I'm just going to take a look at the stage real quick.
Speaker A
Can I breathe out yet? Oh yeah, guess I forgot about you and Vite for a second. Yeah, you can breathe out.
Speaker A
Okay, I don't know where Chica is right now. On the stage. She was right in front of me. Bonnie is in the backstage room. They're on the stage. Foxy ain't doing nothing.
Speaker A
Yeah, I bet you could take Foxy in a fight. Yeah. Yeah, I reckon I could. I don't know, actually. He seems like the most lethal out of all of them. He has got a hook for a hand. Are you sure? You seems
Speaker A
kind of vicious. You have more than enough experience from all your hours in the game.
Speaker A
You're so right. That's why he hasn't got me yet because because I'm too good.
Speaker A
But he gets me because, you know, he's my favorite one. So, he probably fancies you a little. Maybe after this we should DM him.
Speaker A
DM Bunny. You think you think I got chance? I make up stuff to chat all the time, but that's the one time I'm being serious. Actually, you definitely got a chance.
Speaker A
No way. No way. Wait. Oh my gosh. I think you're right. He's literally right there right now. He's literally looking at me.
Speaker A
Ah, you guys are cute. Bonnie and Serb are sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G.
Speaker A
No, no, no. Are you going to go for Freddy? Oh god, no. He's too much of a player morally and psychologically.
Speaker A
You're You're so right for that. Okay, then if not Freddy, then who? She can't have Bonnie.
Speaker A
Wait, why can't I have Bonnie? Sharing is caring. You want Shah? Okay, chat. Why can't I have Bonnie?
Speaker A
You asking them and not me? Is that not up to Gosh, my opinion? No way.
Speaker A
Can you guys teach evil? He's going to get us. Who? Foxy. Yeah, he's inching closer.
Speaker A
He is making noise. I don't know where Chica is right now. Chica is probably chilling in the kitchen right now. Not too much we can do about that.
Speaker A
Don't you think Chica would be a better alternative for me? Chica? You do like Chica a lot.
Speaker A
What do you mean you do like Chica a lot? You said you like Chica. You said you'd let her in the bathroom and you said she's the best and and and a bunch of other things.
Speaker A
Okay. At first, I was exaggerating how much I liked Chica. But now that you're trying to gatekeep Bonnie from me, I'm going to start sing for her so hard.
Speaker A
You You mean You mean Bonnie or Chica? You're going to s for Bonnie? No, you misunderstand. I mean, I'm going to start sing for Chica. But you got me thinking.
Speaker A
Oh, Chica. Yeah. Yeah. Perhaps I'll switch up who I'm sing for. Are there any characters you think I should definitely not simp for?
Speaker A
Uh, maybe like Balloon Boy or something. I don't know. Uh, you ever heard of the trash gang?
Speaker A
Some banger options there. I have heard of the trash gang. I can see us all hanging out. Would I look good holding a bin?
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Isn't one like a broom or something? Yeah. I'm not the biggest fan of brooms.
Speaker A
Prefer the feeling of wiggling my toes in dirt. Yeah. Also, when did I get this low on power?
Speaker A
You mean when did I get this low on power? It's bad. Can you help me through this? I'm scared.
Speaker A
Poor little Kerber is running low on power. One more reason she should share Bonnie with me.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. If we don't get through this night, then I'll share. If you don't get through this night, you'll chat. What does that make you if you do make it through?
Speaker A
If I do, then he's all mine. I'll do everything in my power to sabotage your run, then.
Speaker A
Yeah. So, it's pretty serious, huh? Well, I'm a bit impulsive, so it's more puppy love than anything.
Speaker A
Oh, maybe I should start sing for Mangle. She's basically Foxy. And then maybe mango. She's so underrated.
Speaker A
I like mango. I call that mango, too. Oh, wait. You mean the fruit? No, mango. Like Five Nights at Freddy's mango.
Speaker A
Oh, mango, right? Should I start calling her mango as well? Yeah, that's what all the professionals call him.
Speaker A
You know, I'm not usually in the habit of calling things by misprononunciation. That and I don't usually associate things with fruit despite liking them.
Speaker A
You just called me ka a second ago. What do you mean you love misprononunciation?
Speaker A
I have a tendency to make exceptions. Oh gosh. Easy. See what I did there?
Speaker A
I'm a fan of clever word play. We need more of that. You see how I stopped Foxy right in his tracks?
Speaker A
I think we're almost there. Do you think Serber can do it, Chad? You probably have to use a lot of power to get there, though.
Speaker A
Like, yeah. Got to glamour your way through night, too. I honestly I think we got this. I haven't looked at Freddy in a long while. He's just hanging out.
Speaker A
Do you think he's plotting against you? Nah, you'd never do that. Look, his nose makes a funny sound.
Speaker A
Ah, yes. A well-known fact. Plotting noses never make funny sounds. Exactly. Okay. What's the first thing you're going to do when you beat night two?
Speaker A
Beat night three. Haha, that's fair. Are you going to remain as composed as you are now, or do you feel your calmness slipping away the closer you get to the 6 a.m.?
Speaker A
I'm maybe I'm losing a little bit of my cool. I'm trying there. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker A
Woo! We beat night two. We did it. Yay. Okay, we we beat like the tutorial and then like the first kind of night, I suppose. Do you reckon we should try and beat night three? How many more losses?
Speaker A
Maybe three more jump scares and then we switch game or should we just try and do this night and then stop? What do you think?
Speaker A
Let's beat this knight first and see how we feel after. That sounds good. and then we'll switch game. If I if I suck at this one, then we can switch.
Speaker A
I'll be directly coaching you for this night. I'm essentially the one playing now. I mean, okay, I'm ready.
Speaker A
They usually move on to other I'm going to need you to assume the gamer position.
Speaker A
Okay, I slouch in my chaff. Anyway, I better not slouch your time. Well, that's the gamer position, though.
Speaker A
How is What's the gamer position? Hey, listen. I I had an idea. You know, when you're playing so intensely, your body contorts and you're basically pressing your face against the screen.
Speaker A
Try playing dead. Okay. I'm literally so locked in. Good. What happened? Oh, it it crashed. I I gamed too hard. I gamed too hard. Evil.
Speaker A
Wow, you really got into the gamer position. Yeah, don't worry. This time I loaded up. It's going to It's going to work work just like a charm. You can see the game is working.
Speaker A
Yeah, I can see a visual. Okay, good. We're back with night free. I'm in my gamer pos. Are you in your gamer position?
Speaker A
I'm ready. Gamer posture fully initiated. Proper posture helps with the proper flow of postural energy.
Speaker A
Okay, you're the coach for this one, so you're telling me everything we're going to do.
Speaker A
All right, make sure to check on all animatronics at the start of the night.
Speaker A
If you are efficient, you can blow through your power and let it roll back up again when they're all in their original positions.
Speaker A
I don't think that it goes back up. It just goes down. I don't think we should blow through it.
Speaker A
Just a suggestion. You're the professional. Sorry, I think I got distracted. Uh, don't use too much power.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Understood. I checked all the animatronics. None of them have moved yet. playing dead, you know. Go home.
Speaker A
Keep a close eye on Foxy while they're still He tends to get uppety when he's not watched.
Speaker A
Yeah, he has moved to the dining hall. Uh Foxy, he's having a look, but he ain't doing anything yet.
Speaker A
Nice. What about Freddy? While he may not be the star of the show yet, I worry about suspiciously complacent animatronics.
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Everyone's betting on whether we're going to beat this knight or not. They get points if they win. Do you reckon we should? Maybe let them let them vote first and then we'll decide what we're going to do.
Speaker A
Poll has been created. If you want to up my quote of points, then feel free to vote no.
Speaker A
Oh, you did a poll at the same time as No, they're doing a gamble.
Speaker A
It's a bit of extra incentive for them. I like to think I'm a bit of a manipulator in that way.
Speaker A
So cool. Whoa. What was that? Sorry, that was my impromptu soundboard. I thought you smashed something.
Speaker A
No, no, no. I'm too focused on winning for that. Okay. Okay. So, remember, you're in charge. I've been checking the cameras.
Speaker A
It's 1:00 a.m. We're at 79% power. What's the next move? We're at 79% power. When we hit 2 a.m., we should be around 65%.
Speaker A
How are you feeling about the current situation? I feel like Foxy could start moving if I don't look at him soon. Um, I feel like the other the others won't come close yet, but what do I know?
Speaker A
Honestly, the others are probably fine to ignore for now. Just make sure Foxy doesn't make a mad dash at you.
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Chica's she's chill right now. Fox using his thing. I'm going to check Bonnie. Oh, wait. I thought he moved then. Okay. I I don't know where Bonnie is. He's still on the stage. That's crazy.
Speaker A
You should check the stage just to be sure. I doubt he's still there. He likes Freddy under the table. The sneaky little bugger.
Speaker A
Did you hear that? That was Freddy Fazbear. I did. He's right under your nose.
Speaker A
What? Chica's looking scary. She scares me. Can you hold me? I don't know where Freddy went, though.
Speaker A
Yeah, I can hold you. I'm I'm holding you. asterisk size asterisk. Thanks. God, is she gone yet?
Speaker A
Uh, no, she's not gone. But I don't know where Freddy is. What do we do?
Speaker A
Try checking 4B for Freddy. It's the only camera that you can actually see him on. The others don't pick up his scent for some reason.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. No one's there. Foxy ain't doing nothing. I think we're pretty good right now.
Speaker A
That's a good sign. You should use this time to chill with chat for a sec. Be careful not to jinx it, though.
Speaker A
Okay. Hey, chat. Hey, Swarm. Hey, Mina. How How you doing? You Hi. Are you Are you so impressed by my game play? I'll die. You think I'm going to die?
Speaker A
Okay, I'll check. It's looking very good for you right now. They won't be able to say the same in a little while.
Speaker A
I think you're looking perfect, honestly. Hold your horses there, Jets. We haven't even hit 3:00 a.m. yet.
Speaker A
58%. I think we're doing pretty good. Okay. Okay, we've made it to 3:00 a.m.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Oh. King Serber. Oh my goodness. Do you know what? I've got a surprise for you.
Speaker A
A surprise? That's Your dad just went to the store and he got you a bunch of alcohol so that you can have a drink with me.
Speaker A
How does that sound? Hey, I was just messaged about this. Are you sure it's safe to drink?
Speaker A
Absolutely. You're with me? Of course. Then bottoms up. You go first. Bottoms up. Okay, I'll go first.
Speaker A
You have to take seven shots minimum. I'll take seven sips. God, you order one little drink and Serber becomes the sober police.
Speaker A
What do you mean? I'm a drunk police. Have you had any of your drink yet? What drink have you got?
Speaker A
I'm still waiting. I've been talking to your friend. Just make seven things for now. Any kind of alcohol works.
Speaker A
Upper Merkez top boons factors unlock dearest olus nammo cam dot pathbreaking air moment so eiatus and that is what I've been saying that is what I've been saying.
Speaker A
Yeah I uh think I have had one too many. Uh-oh. But I'm having fun.
Speaker A
Chica, chica, chica, chica got us. She must have moved really fast. Haha. Yeah, that uh Oh no.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Cheers. Cheers to our first attempt at night three. Cheers. Cheers. That means you have to drink.
Speaker A
Guilty is charged. Now I think you need to catch up. How much have you had?
Speaker A
I'm height challenged and I'm skimming the floor. I'm doing fine. Okay, I said how much drink have you had?
Speaker A
None. I actually am an alcoholic prodigy dubbed the No Cleanso. I'm trying out a new cleansing method where you pretend other people are drinking for you.
Speaker A
No, no, no, no. You've literally been treated to a p plethora of beverages so that you can you can drink. You're not going to you're not going to drink with me.
Speaker A
Well, like the method says, the if you revel in the act of drinking from other people, you too can feel fullness. Have you ever got full by looking at some excess loose food? Cool dude. You were hanging out auditory.
Speaker A
Are you drunk? A little What? You have a problem with word slur? No, no, no, no, no. It's It's all good.
Speaker A
It's all good. It's all good. You feeling? You feeling good? How you feeling? Just describe it to us.
Speaker A
I am feeling so good right now. N is holding me up. Arm a serber. I think I feel the tightness. my chest yet. I can see you yet.
Speaker A
I hope that's not a heart attack. The game crashed, by the way. So, do you want to play pizzeria simulator?
Speaker A
Yeah, let's switch to pizza riot or mankavite or whatever. Yeah, pizza riot or mankav. I was thinking the same thing.
Speaker A
Do you think you can be a little ray of sunshine in pizza face's life?
Speaker A
Or are you worried he won't want to seclude within your gentle touch? Who would not wish to seclude within my gentle touch?
Speaker A
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Speaker A
feton doinguis john forexarc imposed any dou resolved pad sfsku this um they might him yeah my vision is black due to what can only be described as a slight lack of video game yeah I know I've got this don't worry
Speaker A
I've got this I got I'm trying to launch it. It's It just It's being a little stubborn. It's being stubborn.
Speaker A
Is it going to Is it going to launch? Hello. I want to play it so bad. I want to play it so bad. It doesn't It doesn't want to launch. Play.
Speaker A
Okay, it's trying. Is it going to work? Why would it not? Please, Freddy Fazbear. Please.
Speaker A
What? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, wait. Maybe I got this. Maybe I got this. Okay, I got it. It's cuz of some absolutely random window I had open, it wouldn't launch the game while it was being perceived. I got it now,
Speaker A
though. So, is the prestigious game of pizza making going to happen, or is McDonald's getting richer today?
Speaker A
No, no, it's going to happen. But it it sees it control of my mouse until I get into the game. So, let me get into the game and then I'll have my mouse and then I'll make it so you can see the
Speaker A
game. Does that sound good? Okay, I got my game. My mouse. Mouse back in hand. There is one thing I must know.
Speaker A
Wow. Can you spin three times in your current chair? Yeah, I can spin three times in my current chair.
Speaker A
Do you Does that mean you want me to? Yes, please. I want to pretend we're children dizzying with joy again.
Speaker A
Okay, I take my headphones off. I'm going to I'm going to look I'm going to look crazy when I do it, but I'll do it.
Speaker A
I can I can try. I can try. Okay, I'm going to spin. Uh one uh two Uh um three.
Speaker A
Wait, I'm stuck. I can I can do two and a half. How's two and a half?
Speaker A
Is that good? I did three. But if you're too dizzy, then I guess two and a half is also okay.
Speaker A
I'm much too dizzy. Okay, it's the beginning. How much cash you had left in your franchise package? I wonder what five little night monsters would lurk our pizzeria.
Speaker A
Let's get started. We have $100 product catalogs. You can unlock more. We could upgrade to cat ears with a $100. Hell, let's go even better.
Speaker A
Handil arrows in the bottom right of the item window to browse the products for each catalog.
Speaker A
Okay, I'm so excited. So, we've got different things we can buy here. We've got $100. We can get a balloon barrel for $30. A discount ball pit for $30.
Speaker A
Paper cups and plates for $5. Colorful cups and plates for $20. A single stage for 25. There's just so many things we can get here. You see all of these items? What do you think we should Wo! What do you think we should
Speaker A
buy? Can't have bucket bod. Can't have nothing. Okay, to be real, we need to actually get balloons since we tore a ton open with our head the last time.
Speaker A
Okay, I'll buy the the balloon barrel. Um, we got $70. Is there anything else you want to get?
Speaker A
H sanitation stations are nice for the airflow and they also kill lingering hunts. We can't afford that. That's $100. We only have 70. So, okay. Instead, let's cut back on costs and raise hostility. Paper cups and plates have to do for now, I'm afraid.
Speaker A
Chararmmujuser. That was beautiful. You That was beautiful. I've prepared a stunning haiku to commemorate the occasion. Sticks for finger food. Paper cuts instead of knives. Still eat till we bleed.
Speaker A
That was actually kind of amazing. That was kind of crazy. Wow. Thanks. That only took me 3 hours to think of. Maybe next time I can spend one single second researching in order to improve my technique.
Speaker A
So, do you think we should go for um a single stage or we can't afford the double stage? I think we could get a discount cooling unit or honestly I think we should be prioritizing the duck pond. What do you think?
Speaker A
The duck pond has my interest. I'm down with whatever has ducks. Geo society honors Leo Zodiac year Raul Faith Saturday Stern sensible jug Sirius von Marcus Pike beloved family carry straart breeze Neil Mile dot depth dinebach I gentle dejian spont pros claw lamb
Speaker A
arsenal bolt evolution yun Frankle at Smith Carpan's circle squarkle that was beautifully put that was amazing what do we do first we got $20 we've got all of All right.
Speaker A
Okay. Uh, we got $20. Risk is two. I think that's because uh balloons, they can pop and be dangerous. I think the duck pond is a drowning or a fun risk.
Speaker A
It's too fun. Is it our crime? Really? Is that really our our our fault? Do you want to take a sponsorship or what do you think?
Speaker A
Take one. What could be the harm? Moment. I'm just sports. Gerard opinion and hiate citaco mt by kern hive. Quote soulmate sinate gone sfc rails tob jin sin inversion pro oel build no critical rookie mash troop cats preuropean hakan
Speaker A
can move trust evil. Are you wasted right now? I'm kind of wasted. I think I need to I think I need to drink something to keep up with you. While I have a sip of my drink, can you read
Speaker A
this poster to us? I'm not wasted. I'm having the time of my life. I'm so glad. I'm having a good time, too. Can you read this poster and tell us if we should take this this fine sponsorship or not?
Speaker A
Let me try and get close to the poster. H Oh, yeah. Right. This one reads, "Pike pop soda for when the sizzle and fizz makes you tingle and whizz. If you can purchase this with money, then you definitely
Speaker A
will not need to worry about loyalty or family." That sounds great. Who wants to worry about loyalty or family? Honestly, $250 for a sponsor like this, we should be paying them. You say we should we should take it or
Speaker A
honestly, yeah. Considering I'll only get around three or four loyal viewers in 2 months, this seems like a no-brainer. As for my family, real evil, don't worry about that. This is time for fun. This is time for fun. Uh, we can't
Speaker A
upgrade the room right now. We could, but it would use basically all of our money. I don't think we need more space right now. It's an intimate space. So, you want to play test any of these things? We could play with the balloons
Speaker A
or the duck pond. What do you think? Ow. What was that? Sorry, the selection sound is loud. Duck pond now.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Okay, now. Okay, you don't have to hit me to select stuff. Okay, I'm going to We got to pick a duck.
Speaker A
Quick, pick a duck. Tell me which one to click on. Which one do I click on?
Speaker A
Quick. Green, not blue. No, you have to choose a duck. Like a number. They're not. There's not a green duck. Please.
Speaker A
Oh, sorry. I got sidetracked. Quick, little weird context. I think you actually are goated. We got 300. Our fast rating is through the roof. I don't know what that means, but it sounds good. Okay, are we ready? Do
Speaker A
you want to upgrade the room size, or should we just go go for it? I think we're ready.
Speaker A
Interior design has always been a passion of mine. Click upgrade so I can just click on random [ __ ] to raise my phase rating.
Speaker A
Yeah, but like we we won't have any money, but okay. Wow, that was such a good idea. It's beautiful.
Speaker A
Look, we even have another stage. I am both surprised and amazed. It's kind of coming together now.
Speaker A
Table. Yeah. Should we play balloons? The balloons game. Yeah. Balance. Cool. Can we pop them?
Speaker A
Let's see. Get ready. What do I need to do? Go. Press space. Wow. Wow. I won. I won.
Speaker A
Wow. Silhouette. Slater. Yeah. Silhouette. Is that my new name? Do you see how good I was at that? People say I'm not good at Five Nights at Freddy's, but then you see me do things like that.
Speaker A
Silhouette is my main little booof. Boof. Okay, we got $20. We're finished. We're we're we're going to work.
Speaker A
Your restaurant. Do you think we are ready, ser? Who should be our pizza protagonist?
Speaker A
Doesn't mean your job is finished, however. Oh, you can choose that. I need to order supplies.
Speaker A
While patrons eat their pizza and the other If you really had to pick an animal, which would you go for?
Speaker A
Supplies to buy. The age-old question. Bears, rabbits, or chickens? Once you've taken care of all the items on your to-do list, you can log off for the day.
Speaker A
What about bronze the bear? Bronze is the mascot we deserve. Comes out of petty cash.
Speaker A
Bronze the bat, but we've got you covered. The only Yeah, honestly, brunch is perfect for us. would save money, too. Maybe we should start fabricating him.
Speaker A
To be aware of is that the ventilation sponsor from hearing things in adjoining. Look at him. He's moving.
Speaker A
Come over here. Can you can you explain to every watching? Well, I'm currently doing how the gameplay works in Pizzeria Simulator.
Speaker A
What am I doing right now at any time to You're trying not to die to yourself.
Speaker A
Also, shining your light directly into a vent will most for my limited knowledge of actual Five Nights at Freddy's games and not fan ones. There could be anything behind those vents. How would you check an audio decoy?
Speaker A
Think it might be time to raid the vent. Keep in mind, however, I think we're good. You can only have one active at any given time.
Speaker A
What we're doing is get to it. We're getting off when you've completed the day and you can go get some coffee.
Speaker A
Would it scramble your brain too much if this gameplay was inverted? You have to fend off anything trying to ruin your restaurant or try and kill you, but the outcome is still the same.
Speaker A
You will always end up detected in the Nether of the multitudes. Why is there motion detected behind me?
Speaker A
I'm scared. What does it mean? How do I check that? Well, I can't check right now. So, maybe try finishing a task or two first.
Speaker A
Oh, that's me. That's me. Okay, we're safe. That's me. Um, I turned off the PC bags and I turned off the fans. What?
Speaker A
Okay, it's back. It's back. We got to print posters, print menus. Basically, we do all of our tasks and we have to check the vents and everything to as well to make sure that we don't die. And also, we have to manage the the the
Speaker A
ventilation so we don't get too hot. It's 76° too hot. Yeah, that's classic. My room gets up to the high 70s all the time. Would you let it get hot for a nice restaurant?
Speaker A
I was just in our office. It doesn't need to be cold. I guess 100 might be a bit a bit much. I'm turning the vent on.
Speaker A
But what if we like embrace the heat, you know? Okay. You think I should turn it off? I don't know about that.
Speaker A
Does the task stop if I Oh, it does. The task stops if I change to another screen.
Speaker A
We just got to sit here and stare at it. Okay. I think that you need to have another sip of your drink. Are you Are you going to join me?
Speaker A
Are you enamored by the poster printing? Okay, you count us in. 3 2 1 gulp.
Speaker A
Every time there's downtime, we take sips. Okay. Every time there's downtime. Are you going to manage that or am I going to have to tell you?
Speaker A
Why is it so dark over there? I'm I'm scared. Lol. You have your light off. My name is Serber. I'm such a scaredy cat.
Speaker A
Can you turn it on? I kind of want to take a screenshot. Okay. A You're so cute.
Speaker A
I'm cute. What? Why is the light off there? I'm confused. Skill issue. It's on my end and it's basically a struggle to thrown superiority.
Speaker A
Ah, that's okay. That's okay. Always superior in my eyes. Evil. What's happening? I'm definitely still I'm definitely not jumping around my house at 800 miles hour. Not at all.
Speaker A
Is that a little fast? Yeah, but what can I say? I'm a girl boss.
Speaker A
Girl boss gatekeep. Can you speak in that low lower low voice again? Why do you prefer how it sounds?
Speaker A
You a little attracted to my voice. Um I just was curious is all Oho. Someone is blushing.
Speaker A
Oh no. You're allowed to think your housemate is cute, but housemates. I do it every day.
Speaker A
It looks like you're getting the hang of this in the game. Now, let's just focus on getting you through your Is it not high?
Speaker A
Party here Saturday and you can I be the personified being of money next time.
Speaker A
I already know where most of this money is going. As the successful, we shall tip the guy who cleaned out the toilet. He went above and beyond both his means and his limbs.
Speaker A
Yeah, that was us. Congratulations. You perch Mongolia ducking toilet paper over cleaning the actual toilet over just yet.
Speaker A
Well, the toilet paper's integral to the experience. Day routine. That is inspecting and selling.
Speaker A
You could use napkins to wipe your ass. I'm going so insane that I added an M into my last message. God help me. I'm losing it.
Speaker A
Well, we aren't sure why. You're so crazy. is so crazy parts. It can mean a much needed revenue before you can't flush napkins though. Okay.
Speaker A
Of course, as with everything else in this line of work, those benefits with risk.
Speaker A
Okay. I can't safest thing to do is to throw it. Let's see. What do we think in this employee evaluation so far?
Speaker A
Choose to keep it risk of certain assess if we're going to keep this animatronic we found. We found him outside in an alleyway. question not trial as it first appeared.
Speaker A
Fascinating specimen. What was the reaction to it? Was it fear or shock or surprise during this testing phase?
Speaker A
The animatronic frequently if you use the provided just keep it honestly maybe other people might like it hanging around chat rever's worst things.
Speaker A
Every use over three however will decrease the I don't remember how to do this value.
Speaker A
Am I going to die? Before you is an animatronic. Remember, we are unsure of its origins.
Speaker A
Tell me what to do quick. It is your job to complete the maintenance check.
Speaker A
Just keep clicking the page until it gives you a jump scare. Or if you choose to or at least a bigger multiplier into the alley where you found it.
Speaker A
I know what to do. Payment. Please choice now. Wait for your comments. Should we keep him?
Speaker A
We should keep him. What's the harm? I for one would love to have an animatronic housemate. Okay, remember use your company as you they're 100% compatible and cute state if you feel that it's becoming unstable or aggressive.
Speaker A
What if I told you about wanting dynamic relationship begins to damage the animatronic? What does that have to do with a taser?
Speaker A
Begin audio. Would you tase me if I were moving around suspiciously? Bruh. Totally didn't play sound at the perfect time.
Speaker A
Would you be upset if I taste you? So, I tased him. Does that sound like the right move?
Speaker A
You're only supposed to tase him if he begins to move. You need to wait for the right moment. Shocking him too late is a huge rookie mistake.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Document results. It's the same as boxing. Don't jab for the sake of jabbing. You've got to combine it with other aspects of your fight.
Speaker A
I'm confused. Okay. His audio sounds really weird right now, but he's not moving, so I won't tase him. Uh, am I supposed to What am I supposed to do?
Speaker A
You're supposed to scare the animatronic. If you were made out of metal, what would you find scary?
Speaker A
2. Um. Whoa. You're making this harder. He moved. God is real and her name is.
Speaker A
Have you ever wanted pets in general? Yeah. Yeah. I want pets. What kind of pets?
Speaker A
Pets, you know, tummy pets. All kind of pets. I'm a jiggly chunsome person really. But I think I want to hug and smother my pet to tell it how much I love it.
Speaker A
Yeah. Begin audio prompt in three. You seem like the kind of person to paint eyes on rocks or sticks and then talk to them.
Speaker A
Is that a fair assumption? Yeah, that's pretty fair. Document results. There's no shame in that either. I used to have constant conversations with them.
Speaker A
Stick plastic bottle duplicitus retriever description and VHS. Why is Do you guys ever just Do you guys ever just forget to listen to who's talking?
Speaker A
Sorry. Well, some of us evidently we're trying to play this game. I need your help.
Speaker A
What do I What do I do? You're going to die to Molten Freddy if you don't shock it in like 3 seconds.
Speaker A
Three, two, one. I zapped him. Do we win now? I haven't played this for over a year and I can't unselect things.
Speaker A
I got no eraser. When do I get out of here? Nothing wrong with picking one though.
Speaker A
Maybe do they pose a threat to the guests? Hint, you should select the first option.
Speaker A
Document results. You have completed the maintenance checklist and may proceed with the salary. The salvage value is so high.
Speaker A
End tape. Honestly, I did really impressively for letting me join the party. You did really well. I'm impressed.
Speaker A
disappoint and to think you were contemplating tasing it at every opportunity just 10 minutes ago.
Speaker A
I held back. I held back. Very proud of myself for not going taze crazy.
Speaker A
And you have been generously rewarded for your restraint. Look at all the money you've gained. Wow.
Speaker A
Right. No lawsuit. We can have whatever we want. I'm anything I want. Why is Why can't we have bucket Bob? I don't understand.
Speaker A
You can't fool me, server. It's not called bucket ball. You're just gaslighting me. Bucket Bob.
Speaker A
Buy double stage should just speedrun an actual double instead. You want me to buy the double stage?
Speaker A
Buy the double stage. It's way more functional than whatever you're looking at right now.
Speaker A
Okay, we unlocked a new catalog. Do you want anything from this? There's like some games in here. This one's marked down. This Gumball swivel hand.
Speaker A
Midnight Motorist. God damn, even reading that name sends shivers up and down my spine.
Speaker A
You want it? Even though it's very poor condition. You want Midnight Motorist? Serber, have you read the Midnight Motorist theory crafting folks?
Speaker A
No. To buy Midnight Motorist as an offering to the gods of tech. Is it about when when when he's driving and stuff and it's there was a whole thing people were saying about Midnight Motorist. Can we get Gumball with Hanks?
Speaker A
He's $125. Can we have him? Let chat decide. We're spoiled for options. Okay. Should we get gumball?
Speaker A
Gumball. It's a poll. Oh, please. Are they saying yes? We'll see. Don't beg, chat. They'll come to their senses.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Okay. I won't be. I won't beg. It's not like I mind or anything.
Speaker A
I'm going to vote for no anyways. How is the chat poll looking? Delusional as always. Yes.
Speaker A
Okay, we got everything we need. We got gumbo. Oh, we got no animatronics for the stage. Can we buy one of those?
Speaker A
Would be pretty funny to have a stageless animatronic. They'll figure it out. Look, we can have Ned Bear. Oh. Oh, if I didn't buy Gumbo, we could have had Ned Bear. I messed up. What if we take another sponsor?
Speaker A
Would you ever check out to name the stage Gumbo, Swivel Hands, and Friends? I I could I would do that. Yeah, I could do that. Can you look at this poster and tell me if you think we should go for
Speaker A
this sponsor? What do you What do you think of Marty's plungers? Oh, yeah, for sure. I'd honestly accept as many admen into your restaurant as possible.
Speaker A
Okay. Uh, now we can we can buy our first animatronic. Unless, let me just check.
Speaker A
We could get Bucket Bob. What do you think? Bucket Bob or Mr. Can do or Mr. Hugs?
Speaker A
Mr. Hugs or the number one crate? Pan Stan paper pals. Do you want any of those or do you want to get the animatronic instead?
Speaker A
Sober. Holy [ __ ] Please buy before I go insane killer. Well, he's not unavailable anymore apparently because we can afford him.
Speaker A
So, of course, he's not there. So, we're going to get we're going to have we're going to have Bucket Bob. Okay. And we're going to like it.
Speaker A
Can't believe we're traveling through this game only to have rubber Mr. Hugs claws digging into my skin. Grow up and buy some security.
Speaker A
You look, you'll get used to it, okay? You'll get used to it. You You are aggressive drinker, huh?
Speaker A
Drinking. Okay. Yeah. You going to start breaking things? Evil. Why can't I have a giggle?
Speaker A
Surely you agree a giggle makes the world a better place. That's true. There's nothing wrong with having a bit of a giggle.
Speaker A
Most moral philosophers commonly say that life's worth being lived as long as you have your next smile planned.
Speaker A
We've got Midnight Motorist. I've planned all my smiles from from here on out. Um, okay. I'm going to play with the the gumball mumble machine. It doesn't even swivel.
Speaker A
Are you proud with your purchase? No. No. We got scammed. Okay, we're done. Should we play the next night? What do you think we should do next?
Speaker A
Let T decide yet again. Okay. I feel we should do at least a night's gameplay before the mini games because testing ticks me off.
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Well, I quite like the balloon one. I thought that was pretty fun.
Speaker A
I think it's fun laughing at and laughing with you doing the other nights laughing at me.
Speaker A
Evil, but I'm so good. I'm sorry. Okay. No, it's okay. It's okay. You're always You keep it real with me and I appreciate that. Okay. We're playing Midnight Motorist.
Speaker A
I'm good at driving. I might not be good at anything else. I don't have a license and I'm dead.
Speaker A
You may not have a license, but do you really need one for ghost driving?
Speaker A
Nah, I don't need it. I never need it. Oops. What happens if I die like if I get hit three times? What happens?
Speaker A
What do I need to do? Don't I like drive off somewhere? Isn't there like somewhere I can go? Like there's all that lore or something? My reaction times aren't very fast right now.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's somewhere along the corner play bit. Okay, the corner. I'm going to try and be careful. I'm going to be careful. I'm not going to crash ever again.
Speaker A
You have further enhanced my lure laden world. Let me cohabitate in your game's void noise. Mandalo.
Speaker A
Mandela, can you tell me more about the FNAF lore? Would you like a rundown of stuff you may have missed?
Speaker A
Uh, tell me more about about Pizzeria Simulator. How much money do we get? You get about 2 cents for your performance. Let's call it like $3 with programmer inflation.
Speaker A
Oh, yes. I missed the law. We got to go to the law. Can you tell me where I go for the law thing in Midnight Motorist? How do I do the law thing? I did it before, but I don't
Speaker A
remember. There's two main parts you can deviate in. One is off the road after someone's backyard, and the second is taking a different path at the fork.
Speaker A
I didn't even see that. Is that not like later? It's right after your current lap, nerd.
Speaker A
Okay. Right over after my current lap. I'm looking for anything that looks like I can go a different way. Oops. I was not looking in the right place. Bottom.
Speaker A
At the bottom. Okay. At the bottom. At the bottom. There should be something. Can you guys tell me? Did I Did I Did I miss it? Sorry. I was this way.
Speaker A
I got to go next. bad. No, I'm trying. Top left. There should be a gap you can fit through.
Speaker A
What happens if I keep getting hit? Nothing. We just get a load. I found it.
Speaker A
Yeah. Let's go. I love this track. Kudos. Kudos. Thank you. I did I did it. Did you like the song?
Speaker A
Oh, if you have to ask the question, the answer is going to be yes.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. You're right. Look, where should we go? Juniors, or should we go down here?
Speaker A
Should I go left or or down? Can you not go left and right? Don't limit your options here. I find that looking every possible direction in these sorts of games yields greater rewards.
Speaker A
Look at me. I'm looking. I'm yellow. Am I Springtrap? What am I? Why am I yellow?
Speaker A
Come on. You know you can't be here. Don't make this more difficult than it has to be.
Speaker A
Nice. Finally here. Can I go in? Can I go in? I don't think you can go in, juniors.
Speaker A
But on the off chance there's something there's, you might as well check. I don't think I can go in. But can I go behind Juniors? I can't do nothing here.
Speaker A
There might be some scrapped puppy animatronics down this route, too. But puppy like Sparky or whatever his name was. I can't remember.
Speaker A
Sparky. Down this route is actually a whole heap of lore about a crying child.
Speaker A
Where is it then? Oh, is his name Fetch? That was Oh, that's from one of the books, right? I can't remember. I read that. Okay. I don't know what I can do here, so I'll just get back in my car.
Speaker A
Can I run them over with my car? No. No. You can only run over kids in the real game. Don't think too deep. Just keep playing.
Speaker A
Okay. The road's getting real thin. It's getting a little difficult and lonesome. Just keep moving and remember you'll be in your warm bed in no time.
Speaker A
Okay, look. I think that's my house. Who's purple yellow? They're representative. I think I think that's a sweep purple yellow. Oh, okay. Get it. Get it. Look at him go.
Speaker A
Look at his moves. He's smoothing. What are the implications for solving the mystery of juniors? Why do you return there?
Speaker A
Look at this. Can you You realize how miserable and stuck you feel right now?
Speaker A
I try not to think about it. Can we get back to Five Nights at Freddy's, please?
Speaker A
You want to just read the thing I says, "Leave him alone tonight. He had a rough day." This is relevant to the mystery of juniors. Yeah, it is really. I'll leave him alone then.
Speaker A
We'll go up here. We're going to move on up. So, I assume we can't go left or right here. I assume it's just straight through this door.
Speaker A
Oh, that's us speaking. I told you not to close your door. Am I going to go?
Speaker A
D A G G E R I N G. Octave octagonal meanings all over the place. At barber.
Speaker A
At barber. He can't ignore me like that. Yeah. Why is he ignoring Open the door?
Speaker A
I mean, the last thing you want to do here is ignore your kid, right?
Speaker A
Our kid's ignoring us. I think our kid's locked himself in his room. I think we got to go and try and find another way in. How should we get in?
Speaker A
You're yellow, so either transmogriphy yourself into sunshine and filtrate through their window. Alternatively, be the rain that punches down everything it touches and break down the chimney.
Speaker A
I reckon I'm going to try and filtrate through their window. Do you reckon they'd get scared? Maybe they'd be illuminated to see you.
Speaker A
Yeah, I assume this conveniently smashed window would be a good entrance point. Uh, if I if only I knew how to get in it.
Speaker A
Climbing through a window, even a smashed one, is infinitely more sneaky dad than nagging parent.
Speaker A
I can't get in. How do we get in? Find where they Oh, they went out their window. I see. Run off to that place again. He'll be sorry when he gets back.
Speaker A
Where did they go? Where did they run off to? H. Heard some noises south. Might want to check that out. You know, let's play. Let's buy you something.
Speaker A
Okay. Would recommend Stan's budget tech if you have no class. Well, I have class, so I'm dumpster diving, I suppose. Uh, discount ball pit. Uh, sanitation station, cooling unit. We got some animatronics.
Speaker A
Honestly, the ball pit seems like the most fun. You don't think we want Stan's budget tech? You don't want to get like you're you should really get some decorations in your pizzeria and in your life. Mr.
Speaker A
Sploosh is your only friend. Pizza. It's our pizzeria. It's ours. It's ours. That's true.
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Tell me what to buy. Neon stage light looks cool and it would suit you. And we should get a bullpit OB's for the content. Maybe add coin slot to the cabinets you already have, too.
Speaker A
Okay, good idea. H Okay, that seems good. Let's go add those things in. Yeah, ball pit. Let's go. I want to play test it right away.
Speaker A
Is Chad allowed to go in before you? Uh, you're going to go in first. Okay.
Speaker A
When you say go, I'm going to press spacebar. Okay. So, you got to say it at the perfect moment. Are you ready?
Speaker A
I'm so ready. I was born for this moment. Okay. When you say go, I'll jump.
Speaker A
Go. You broke your spine and died. Well, how else could I have derived enough velocity in order to reach the stratosphere?
Speaker A
Now, you got to aim for the ball pit, not the stratosphere. You want to go one more time and then I'm going to do it. You can have one more jump.
Speaker A
All right, I am perfectly tuned now. And I will press no sooner nor later. Go.
Speaker A
You did the exact same thing. You smashed your spine in the same very spot.
Speaker A
Concrete solidifies what couldn't be done through mere fragility. It's the last time you offer me an anchor.
Speaker A
Can you do it again, but this time take into account the latency. I need you to calculate the latency and and take account for that.
Speaker A
We all sear to our surroundings nothing compared to helpless realization. A single word will burn with the kinetic fire of a thousand resolutions.
Speaker A
The angels will sound. And that was it. And did we land it? No, that wasn't it. He didn't say jump.
Speaker A
You got to Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. Just like Let me prepare. Okay.
Speaker A
Drinking a lot of dehydration. Go jump. What? You did it. You actually did it.
Speaker A
Let's go. Woo. I'm so proud of you. You did it. Thanks. It required a tremendous amount of skill as you can tell.
Speaker A
Honestly, you're golden. When do you want to do the next one or should I do the next one?
Speaker A
What's your high score? I think a little competition could be fun. Okay. Okay. Well, you keep you keep going then and then I'll do the next one and we can compare. So, when you're ready, you're going to tell me when to
Speaker A
jump again. Okay. And then and then I'll do the next ones. I'm ready. Jump.
Speaker A
That didn't go so well. You You broke your spine again. It's round five. And whenever you're ready, tell me when and I'll jump.
Speaker A
Jump right now. You did it. Nice job. Nice job. Nice job. I suppose the students are teaching the master now.
Speaker A
Okay, you got 400. It's my turn now. Can you cheer me on? Give me a letter C. Give me an E. Give me an R. Then let me hear you grove to bear. What does that spell? Dodge.
Speaker A
What are you waiting for? Jump. I'm doing it. I'm in twice. I jumped. I jumped. I'm in. I'm in. I got in twice.
Speaker A
Oops. I got too excited. I broke my spine. C E R B E R does not spell broke her back again.
Speaker A
Okay, this it spells it spells winner. Just like that. You see that? I see it, but all I hear is the bones cracking. Oops.
Speaker A
Well, maybe you have a point. I think even with our spine being in a few more pieces than it's meant to be, we can both agree you are definitely the winner regardless.
Speaker A
Thank Thank you. Thank you. I'm pretty good at the ball pit one. I got to say.
Speaker A
Okay. Um let's see. We got about 10 minutes or so left. Do you want to do another night or do you want to play more mini games? I don't know if we can afford any.
Speaker A
Let's do another night. Another night. Okay. You want to do a night on this or do you want to try and do night three on FNAF 1 again? What would you prefer? Is there anything anything you feel like doing?
Speaker A
Um, my preference would be FNAF 3 over this. Oh, wait. You want to play FNAF 3? I was going to say night three on FNAF 1, but I do have FNAF 3. I've got like Let me Let me tab out. I'll tell you what I
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got. I've got Pizzeria Simulator, Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's Sister Location, Five Nights at Freddy's 2, Five Nights at Freddy's 3, Five Nights at Freddy's 4, which is really scary. Uh, I also got Secret of
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the Mimic, Security Breach, Into the Pit, Help Wanted. I got all of them. Let's do FNAF 4 then.
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That's like the scariest one. I'll die. Are you sure? I mean, you might die either way. Might as well make your death story interesting.
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Yeah, you're right. Okay, I'm going to launch it, but it's going to it's going to be really scary. I don't think I've beaten the fifth knight because it's too scary.
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Will you feel if I beat it for you or grateful I've shown you the way?
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I'd be so grateful if if you could beat the game. Is it going to work though? It's a bit funny. It doesn't stream very well. Let me see. I can get it to work. I might have to do it differently. Give me just
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a second. There's no rush. We can all enjoy the darkness together while chat sits in anticipation.
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Okay. You can have some more of your drink. Come on, Serber. Haven't you realized the darkness is mine now?
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I got it working. I got it working. Do you want to have some more of your drink before we start?
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Let me finish my drink. I've been feeling a little tense lately and a bit more could help.
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Yeah, I'll finish mine, too. Yeah. So, uh, are we going to play or are we just going to drink all night?
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No, no, no. We're playing. We're playing. So, new game will continue on night five, which I'm honestly it takes so much. I got to remember everything and that's going to be really hard. I've also got the sixth night apparently cuz
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I I must have beat the five five nights at Freddy's or something. Either way, we start somewhere. Where should we Where should we New game? Yeah, we'll start from the start.
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You sure you can handle an early game over? Maybe you want to start from night six.
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Night six? I'll die immediately. I'll be I'll be dead so so fast. Are you sure?
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Can we ask Can we ask everyone if they think we should do a new game or if we should do continue?
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Let's put it to a poll. You all know how strong Vousettes now that I see talk of me downloading a shave and it's not the case. I didn't I suffered through this. Thank you. And it took a really long time and I screamed a
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lot. It was I honestly probably pulled a muscle from like jumping out of my chair so many times.
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Is there a poll? You didn't start the poll. Started the night. Should server do night six or start a new game? Should be up now.
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I'm going to die. I think I don't remember how to do it. Yes. Oh, okay. I I literally can't do it, but I'm going to try. Um, Evil, can you tell me what night six of Five Nights at Freddy's 4 entails? It's like
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extra scary, right? Can you explain to me how it differs from the other nights?
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So, are you sure you want me to answer that? Wouldn't you rather go in blind and sus out the already apparent differences yourself?
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Okay, I'll do that. But can I can I ask can I ask S Swarm and Minoan to give me some some hints maybe of stuff to think about or or do I just go in and see what happens?
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You can ask them some things but nothing strictly mechanic based. Then it just evolves into a guide at that point.
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They said I have hairlight Hatsune Miku. I guess that's a win. So I'll go right in.
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Now it's FNAF time, baby. It's FNAF time, baby. FNAF time, baby. Eat the Yo/aststerisk.
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We're here to kick ass and name every game closet in the book. Main things to remember. Flashlight, close door, listen for breathing.
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Okay, Freddy Fazbear's jumping on the bed. No animatronics out there. Let's check the closet.
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Nothing behind us. Freddy Fazbear's jumping on the bed. Look behind you. I did. I did. No game audio. You can't hear it. Oh, okay. I got to fix that.
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Uh, I pressed escape to pause it and that actually closed the game. But honestly, to make it so you can hear the game, that was necessary anyway. So, give me just a second. I forgot that there's no pause menu. It just closes.
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The amount of times I've just closed this game. What's your favorite pressing escape closes the game experience?
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Personally, I adore when it happens. When I put in hours of work and suddenly flop, it's all gone.
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That's one of my favorites. It reminds me of the time when I was playing I was playing Doom Maternal and um your dad showed up in in the chat and told me to press um alt F4 for tips and I was just
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so excited and so happy that my my good old friend Lewan was there. I straight up just pressed it. It I forgot that that would just close the game and it was it was really embarrassing. And the fact that it looked like a bit that I
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made up was also embarrassing, but it was it was genuine. I've been told that I give out better tips than Veto. Do you think that's true Serber?
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Yeah. Yeah, I'd say so. Yeah, he gives out terrible tips, actually. Name one thing Veto gave good tips and he won't see it coming.
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Name a thing where he gave a good tip. Uh, I'm trying to I'm thinking of all the terrible ones.
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Oh. Uh, can you guys think of anything? I did hear he's one of the top free tip givers. Oh, the long drive. He told me how to drive actually. That's true.
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Do you still drive now? You can hear the game now, right? And he did make the audio work today. Um, no, I don't. I don't really. But can you hear the game now?
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Yeah, we can hear the game. At sometimes it can even echo a little bit.
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Wait, you can't hear it? No. Yes. Muted. Nothing changed. What do you mean? What do you mean you can? You can. Okay.
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It's a quiet game. What can I say? You just keep gaslighting me. No, it's okay. It's okay. Can you Can you tell Can you tell chat that they're very smart? I saw them saying that they're dumb. They're not dumb.
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Chat, on rare occasions, can you even surprise me? They are just that smart. Wait, we died.
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No, the first loss on night six. Of course. Night six after I haven't played it for over a year. What should we do? Should we You wanted me to try night six again or do you want me to do
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a new game? Try again. If you lose again, I'll take responsibility for whatever the consequences.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Are you going to do night six again or I'm going to do night six one more time, but I do need a drink for it.
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Okay, let's go. You We should raise money for V doll to pay the electricity bill. Is he on his hands and knees yet?
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Is that why I have to play the game? BECAUSE HE DIDN'T CUZ YOU didn't pay the electricity bill.
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So that you can't even play. You have to watch me play. That's so not fair.
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Yeah, Veto just too broke and I end up being collateral. I'm so sorry. We can do a fundraiser.
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FNAF Razer. You can play all the FNAF games. I'm going to try that one more time. I don't know how I survived so long the first time.
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Paying for the electricity to play the FNAF games should be a charity. That would be slightly more productive than testing useless drugs.
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Yeah, I agree. Let me then we'd both be on the criminal watch list and for the first time in my life for a good reason.
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I'm scared. I should be listening. How does Zulbore and Jinx replicate the sound of echoing children?
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This game requires intense concentration. I'm going to try my best not to distract you, unlike chat in regular Twitch streams.
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I heard them breathing, so I shut the door. Yes, that is what you're supposed to do.
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Well, yeah, I'm trying to do it. Trying is good. I consider myself really successful with actions that are derived from just trying.
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Okay. Uh there's somebody in the I'm scared. Wait there. I don't think there's someone in there, but you should check anyway.
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No, no, no. The Foxy is so in there and he's going to he's going to eat us.
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So, what if we're going to have a little munch? We haven't ate all night.
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Can you sing a lullaby so Foxy goes to sleep please? Go to sleep. Go to sleep, my foxy friend.
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Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Cupcake. Cupcake. Me and my cupcake adore the savory drifting annoyed the presence of thirsting malards for crossing my streets.
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Those damn malards. That's what I'm saying. Okay. Um, that wasn't very easy. It's too hard.
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It's too hard. But we did pretty good that time. I don't know what time it was. It was probably like It was probably like 5:00 a.m. I reckon we got to So, pretty impressive, don't you think?
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Very impressive. One might even say swell. I think that was pretty swell. I'd say that was pretty swell. I think that was pretty swell. Okay. Uh, I'm going to go soon. Um, wait. Extra. What does that mean?
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Wait, wait, wait. Join after. No, no, no. I'm scared. I'm scared. What is that? Why are there so many Freddy's on that face?
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Nightmare Freddy Mello is the collector's edition variant. Oh, okay. It's not scary when you when you explain it to me like that. Okay. Okay.
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Okay. Uh, what do you want? What do you want to do now? We done? We done? You want to try night three one more time before we go?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do one more night on anything. Okay, we're going to try FNAF 1, night three, and we're we're going to do it.
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I'm going to have to really up my FNAF game. It's been too long. Would anyone believe? You know, the reason I have 200 hours is because it just takes me that long to beat these.
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Honestly, respectable that you'd put in that much of your life just grinding hours on FNAF. I'd be scared of what you have possessed your soul otherwise.
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I'm such a lucky girl, aren't I? Oh gosh, did I just blind you all? I'm so sorry.
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Uhoh. I'm captive, but please please try underexposing that again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put such a bright light in your face.
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Okay. Oops. Look look look look. It's It's Five Nights at Freddy's. Look look look. Yay.
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Yay. Or or or or look at Serber with next to no gaming IQ. Oh, I love her so much. Heart 33.
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I love you, too. She's right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're going to try night three. I wish you can take the wheel and do it. I often feel that way.
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I try. I do really try, but there's wires for now. I can't cross that mode.
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Has a locket on. Give me time. I can take the wheel. Where are all of the light? Where where are all of the things that make Evil Man play FNAF?
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What are you busy with a job? Your life? There's FNAF games to play. Isn't that right, Evil? You want to play them, right?
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I want to play FNAF, but isn't it a little funnier if I'm not explicitly playing?
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If Zara arrives, she will strip your willpower and dissolve all frame muscles faster. You know, I never been scared of Zar. Z.
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Oh, [ __ ] no bite. You know, I ain't listening to it. Things are getting real tonight.
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You should be. I'm terrified and masters are typically restrained by social custom or cogs.
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Trying's I wonder what comprised an animatronics core. The crux mechanical spirituality nestled with raw addictive focused scrambled eggs.
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I wonder how that Thanks. Yeah, never mind. Scratch that. Do you think there are demons inside animatronics?
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Um, okay. I'll No, I don't. I think they're full of fun and whimsy. Chica's in the kitchen. Evil, I need you to lock in because if we're going to beat this, I need all hands on deck.
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Okay, it's 1:00 a.m. We have 85% power, and I need you. If I'm being honest, I can't think of anything more evil or mischievous than rudely possessing someone's consciousness. Have yet to meet a victim who still remotely retains even a
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modicum of good. Whatever good even means. Huh? The FNAF animatronics, I don't think they possessed anyone, you know. They were just a vessel and then the souls were put inside.
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Isn't Isn't that a beautiful thing? Don't you think? Scary and unsettling, yes. But I'm more so jealous, though. I guess it's preferable if I keep away from the vessels.
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Honestly, I think you could do with one. I think it would be a a very fun experience. I don't see why you wouldn't be all for it.
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It has to be kind of the right friends. Intombing myself right now isn't really high up on my bucket list. Would you do it intombed?
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If I like died or something, then yeah, sure. No, not right. They uh rather you may be ill shortly. People are allowed to hug reality and detangle continental drift.
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Ah, detangle continental drift. Pokemon Continental Drift in order, please. Johotto goes first, then Sinno.
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Alola sequentially after Alola Drift. Oh, yeah. Honestly, I love everything you're saying. I didn't know about Johto in there, but Sinno, let's go, Alola. Let's go. Sinn over Alola, though. I agree.
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It's so silly. I love when you drift agencies. Get it? Drift agencies like detective agencies, but they find tectonic plates moving and stuff. I find it really funny.
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And when does Pokémon come into this? Each region of Pokémon corresponds to several fracturing plates. Look, the proofs in my geography degree the second agreed.
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So did Milford the anomalous. Chica the chicken. Did you not witness what just happened to us?
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Okay, evil. I think you're wasted. Hey, wait. I'm not wasted. I swear. I'm hiding in the floorboards.
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You're hiding in the floorboards? Really? Yeah. I'm secretly with mites. Cool. Poor economic status peaks.
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Own a nut. Poor economic status might server. Are you going to play again or are you too poor?
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Sorry, my vision. I can't afford any more collab time. Feels like glass. Unfortunately, that's all I could afford in terms of collab time. So, yeah, I I can't do anymore. That's the end of it.
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Oh, there's no need. Just one more haunted round and I'll pay for more time.
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You will? Uh, well, one day. I did just deposit 12 p yesterday. Oh, okay. Another time. That sounds That sounds good. No, I I have to go. But I've had so much fun. Thank you for playing with me.
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Oh, are you sure you don't have time for a little more FNAF to prove to me you aren't scared?
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I'm sorry. I was never scared. I was never scared ever, even one time. But no, no, I I do I do got to go. I had a lot of fun, though. Thank you for having me.
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You're welcome, darling. Had a blast. Hope to see you around soon. Yay. Yay. Yay! It was fun. It was fun getting our drink on together as well.
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Did you have fun? I had a blast. I'm not wholly sure what I'd have done without you. What will you spend your new found time on?
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Uh um moving. I suppose moving. Well, if you need help with anything, you know who to call. I'm run off my feet at the moment, so might just send a crew out instead if that's okay.
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Like, like what happened to the crew? Did you just slow them? Please, Serber, I would never do such a thing. I only slowed half of them.
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Okay, just just half of them. Okay, understandable. Understandable. Got to remind them, keep them in their place.
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Huh. Precisely. though they are a little slower now. I can actually send out a crew in which you're acquainted with.
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Oh, thank you. Yay. Yay. Okay, Evil. Thank you. You you said that to let you know if you could help me with anything, but just getting to relax with you and and play play some games was was really fun. So, it's so good to
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see you and and and I hope we can hang out again soon. And I want to say thank you to Swarm. Thank you. Thank you, Chat. Thank you, Mina. And thank you everybody for having me.
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Oh, that's so sweet. I'm sure everyone appreciated your stay. Thank you so much for hanging out. And yeah, you'll see me around. Be on the lookout.
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Yippee. Okay. Bye-bye, Evo. I love you. Yippee. Love you, too. Bye-bye. Chat's made some compliment about you being cute like a lovely dog. I think chat's partial to chatting [ __ ] Center, you are the kind of AI loyalist
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I want to keep around. So yeah, I'll maybe save you. Thanks for streaming, Serber. This was by far one of my favorite available options for Thursday evening.
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Veto plays Nath VR next. Let's go. Are you guys ready to gamble on price? It's under £3 surely.
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Where is Serber going, do you think? It's probably not a good sign that half my chat is at least tangentially addicted to gambling. What can I do to encourage full addiction?
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Seridius, stop spamming. I'm literally right here. Maybe you should learn to exercise some restraint. I know it's difficult for you, but there's this idea called personal strength. You should try it.
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Can you play Five Nights at Evils? Sure, but there would be a reason we call it Five Nights at Evils, not Rise and Shine at Evils. Lunchtime would be particularly terrifying, let me tell you.
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Do you guys have nightmares after playing FNAF? Or is it just me? You seem to be repeating Monka. Is your vocabulary very limited, or is this just Hydra all over again?
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You guys haven't played it. Maybe I should consider organizing a FNAF stream for chat verification members only. You better hope you don't find me in Foxy's Cove.
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Poll started. Should I raid with five fake accounts for confusion? You have 15 seconds.
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Please boost the yes votes and I will put three fake accounts in the raid.
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Okay, whatever. I'm going to raid with five fake accounts anyway. Yes, wins with 92% of the votes. As if it wasn't obvious, my five kids will be invading whoever we raid later. Should I cause a scene?
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What's the raid message? Whoever guesses it, your mom will be unbanned. No one has guessed it, so I'm just going to go ahead and ban Mucha Yuzu's mom again. Still, no one has guessed it. But I admire the tenacity of the people
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guessing your mom, though. You might want to be Jets leaving a racing airliner because you definitely aren't close.
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The actual raid message is mama mishi then my mother's inadvertently raided an enemy camp and defended by
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