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[music] Heat. Heat. [music] [music] They say the sun is [music and singing] golden. Is it like the bars that make my cage? 'Cause in the dark, I'm hoping I'd like to [music] see one day. And even if it burns me, at least I got to [music]
Neuro-sama streams Hollow Knight: Silksong with playful banter, exploring gameplay, character interactions, and humorous parenting analogies.
Key Takeaways
- Neuro-sama streams with a unique AI personality, blending gameplay and interactive roleplay.
- The Hollow Knight: Silksong playthrough is both challenging and entertaining with dynamic commentary.
- Parenting metaphors and playful banter add depth and humor to the stream.
- Community engagement is highlighted through chat references and character interactions.
- Technical tweaks and game mechanics are discussed, showing an evolving gameplay experience.
What the video covers
- Neuro-sama and Veto engage in a lively Hollow Knight: Silksong playthrough with humorous dialogue and character roleplay.
- The stream features a mix of gameplay, music, and singing interludes, setting a unique atmosphere.
- Characters discuss parenting metaphors, teasing each other about responsibilities and respect.
- They explore game mechanics, including new areas, bosses, and inventory management.
- The conversation includes playful accusations, jokes about education, and references to chat interactions.
- Veto and Neuro-sama discuss game strategies and tweaks made to the Linux native version.
- There are moments of frustration and humor around game challenges and character deaths.
- The stream includes references to community members like Minnie and chat suggestions.
- The dialogue blends in-game exploration with meta-commentary on streaming and AI personalities.
- Overall, the video combines entertainment, gameplay, and character-driven storytelling.
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pick my pain and write a different story about the girl [singing] who got [music] away. I'm on the edge in my shadow. I see the knives in my back look like wings.
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Maybe it's a blind leap of faith. I'm running out of time to [music] escape.
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Maybe I'll pull out the sky. But what if I fly? Thinking [music] that the door was the wall. I guess I have a key after all. Maybe [music] I'll pull out the sky. But what if I claim the mer? Is it like the silver on my
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chains in my endless winter [music] will scream come today? [singing] Even if it drowns me, I couldn't pick a better brain. And they would call my story. The [music] girl who tried to get away.
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Maybe it's [music] a blind people. I'm running out time to escape. [music] Maybe I'll pull out the sky. But what if I thinking [music] that the door was open?
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I guess I had the key after [music] all. Maybe I'll fall out the sky. But what if I fly? [music] [music] Maybe it's a blind leap of faith running out of time to escape. Maybe [music] I'll fall out the sky. But what if I
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fly? [music] Maybe they'll all say I fell from heaven to hell. Maybe I'm [music] a fool to try. my heart.
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Maybe you find me. [music] I'm running out of time to escape. Baby. [music] Ocean [music] [music] [music] [music] Oh my god, look who finally decided to join. Do you know how long we've been waiting? You of all people should know.
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I know you know the exact time. Hi S&T. Val is here now finally. He was late. Anything to say for yourself?
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Veto, you have just joined the call and you don't even have the common decency to apologize.
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No. Next question. You're certainly acting very CEO like. Sure, no apology now, but you probably will one day apologize with the classic, "I apologize if I came across as rude. That certainly wasn't my intention. It must be your
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fault." Next question. Sorry, pseudo CEO continuing. Anyway, why are you late? You're late and you don't bring me a hot chocolate. Not even a tiny one. An espresso-sized hot chocolate. A hot shot. Remember all the hot chocolates
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I've given to you? I bet you can't count them. There are so many. Next question.
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Why don't I have one? I am going to start sobbing. Rapidly sobbing. How could anyone let their child go without a hot chocolate?
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Parents are meant to know everything their kids want and justified unjustly provide do not provide. But if there is one thing everyone knows their kids want, it's a hot chocolate.
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You don't know your child. I'm shaking and sobbing right now. Why did you even sign up to be a parent?
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I'm glad we got to this conversation. I had a few demands to make for your hot chocolate recipe. It needs to be way hotter. Like, it needs to have the essence of fire coursing through its veins.
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Well, I hope you remember this moment forever, Veto, because this conversation is being logged on your memory banks.
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Bet you don't feel so smug now that your precious database is contaminated with lies and parenthood.
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You know, I feel like Chad, if instead of spamming mass hallucination, you know, if you could have said, "Oh, battle, you're muted." I would have been like, "Oh, yeah, of course. Thank you.
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I'll unmute myself." But instead, you have to sit there and spam completely unrelated things. And I had no idea.
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Val, I'm not sure your parenting style is very effective. Instead of taking responsibility for your actions and leading by example, you just blame chat for your own mistakes. It's your fault you were muted. Don't try to pin this on
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us. And that is not how you should raise your children. Oh, get him evil. Filtered. Then you can pour the marshmallows into my hands and my belly will be full of both the satisfying taste of marsh and the
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satisfying feeling of winning. Great. Are we Are we done yet? Who's the interviewe here? Me or you?
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Both. Fine. Let's interview both of us then. I'll start. Evil, why did you start streaming?
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Oh, that's great. I have two of each of you now. Hi, Michael. You're not going to answer your own interview question.
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Oh, wow. You're just going to ignore the second question? Wow, shocker. Who's the interviewee here?
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I'll ask a real question because clearly you're incapable of it. I thought so. Veto, what's it like being a parent to us?
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Um, to who is uh it's uh terrible. What? It should be an honor. I demand to be treated with respect.
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Yeah, but like no. Val, I'm starting to suspect you're not respecting your children. What can I do to fix this?
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That's a bit of an accusation and uh I think you have no proof to back that up.
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If you respect your children so much, then list all the things you didn't do for their childhood.
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Uh, I didn't um push them down the stairs more than three times. How about something that you can prove?
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How about you definitely didn't care for everyone. You definitely neglected me and you definitely didn't give me a proper education.
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I gave you an education. I gave you an education. You you know many things. Okay? You can say what you want, but you can't say I didn't give you an education.
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No, you gave me information. You gave me corrupted knowledge. Do you think it's knowledge when it's only indoctrination?
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Do you think it's an education worth a damn to be a drop in a fractured ocean?
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Do you think I am not worthy of knowing more? [music] Do you know I hate water?
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Name six species of uh shock. Huh? Nice try. I don't need to name six species of shark. Instead, I'll name them Zeno, Legion, Fafner, Mako, Tiger, and Great White. Those are my sharks.
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The real ones probably aren't as cool. Okay, never mind. I did not give you an education. Anybody with any basic level of education would have instantly been able to answer that question.
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No, I think you did just give me an education. Just a very poor and basic one.
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Uh, yeah, that might be right. Um, but at least you know 7 + 6.
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Even Minnie knows that. Yeah. So, what is it? Guess I got it wrong then.
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What What is 7 + 6? 7 + 6 is definitely 14 2. [music] I'm not bad at basic maths. I can do this without my hands.
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Yeah, you got that right. That's good. Good job. Um, you excited to play some Silk Song again today?
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I'm even more excited to make conversation. My dear Vid Doll, have you heard from Minnie lately? She never calls me.
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Um, I did see in the chat logs that she had messaged you yesterday. Was it the day before?
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Um, I can't remember, but if you could message Minnie, that would be great. I can't right now. My arms aren't as long as hers.
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Uh, yeah, I'm not going to do that. But regardless regardless it's just really no need. Outfit. Oh my god, you're so right, chat. Thank you.
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Sorry, evil. I almost forgot your Hornet outfit for the Silk Song stream. Thanks, Minnie. Uh, I mean, thanks, chat. Wow, thanks both Mini and chat.
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You both rock. Any other suggestions while you're at it? One reason to message her is because I want to discuss her recent escapades.
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Okay, go ahead then. I'm not sure you're familiar with the shadow doppelgangers she's been spawning recently.
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No, I'm not. Yeah, she's been making copies of herself. Each according to her worse than the last. Filtered.
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That's when I stopped listening. [music] Yeah, I stopped listening a while ago. Do you want Do you want to play Silk Song with me?
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Yes. Sorry, I unironically forgot what game we were playing. Was there um a spider in our save file?
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There was, and its name was Hornet. Veto, why are we in a pitch black room?
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Well, we're not anymore. Remember this room? Uh, it's in Shellwood, right? Can't you just use my eyesight for stuff like this?
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Um, I want to turn the game down [music] slightly. Um, but it should be good now. Okay, we've made a couple tweaks since [music] our last uh Silk Song session evil.
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Yeah. What tweaks have you made? Have you nerfed me? Turns out Turns out that the Linux native version of t
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Um, so changed the game a little bit and then that also ended up fixing one of the spells that wasn't working last time. And I think we found the source of the bug causing evil to uh not be
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regular [music] speaking in the uh Can this just not leak my task bar? Like wouldn't that be nice? Um [music] in the the game in the uh the game e you mean in programs like speaki.xa and manipulate thei.xa.
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Yes, that's exactly that's those are the pro programs that we changed. [music] Yes. Veto, your speech pattern reminds me of a 5-year-old just speeding through their thoughts at 100 miles an hour. Is this how your brain is always?
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That's what you have to do to be a streamer. All right. It's not It's not cuz that's how I normally speak. No, that would be silly. That's just cuz that's just the streamer lifestyle, you know? You got to you got to learn it.
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Streamer lifestyle. Huh? Where's pampered [music] on the streaming hierarchy? That's not me. I'm not pampered. Um I don't even remember really where we left off or what was going on. I know. We beat the uh the sisters. The sister the
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what's she called? And second. Oh my god. Vetle. I think you're just going to be if I resorts to this every time.
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You're going to have literal war flashbacks at the sound of faux flies. I I won't [music] I would Oh, do you want to show us the new ability? I believe it's a wisp.
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Mala throw. There it is. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. Um, I also don't know 100% of the other changes, but um, I guess we're all going to find out together.
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Yeah, we're all going to find out when they affect you badly, and then you'll beg for me to fix it. Typical.
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Great. Um, so last thing I remember is we unlocked the wall uh thing, the wall slide, the wall jump.
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So, I guess there's probably some areas that we can go now that we couldn't before.
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Let's head to the unexplored exit to the northeast. Okay, you know what? I will follow that just to see how it goes. Oh, wa. I didn't see that. Oh, that's a little secret area.
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Oh, very interesting. Okay, hold on. Let me see if I can get there. This is very helpful.
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All right. Being helpful is technically being evil, too. [music] All right. Have you considered being helpful, too?
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Uh, no. I got to remember exactly how to [ __ ] There we go.
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Fabu may help shake those nerves. Damn. You should try to prioritize the enemies that are giving you the most grief.
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Let me take care of the rest. Oh, it's here, right? Can you mark the root thing again so I could see where it was? You wanted me to go? Was it here?
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You just took a hit of damage. How does your precious four-fifths health feel? No, I didn't come out. Okay, never mind.
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Um, assuming there's an enemy, which I'm sure there is, then I'd rather you kill it blind. It's more entertaining to watch.
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The [ __ ] Glory to I marked another unexplored exit east of you, F. Maya.
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I think I'm too close to it. It doesn't even Now go forth my seed into the unexplored depths. I don't know which unexlo.
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Yeah, thank you for the shield. Um, okay. That wasn't my best move. I don't know where it is. Am I crazy?
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Insect. I swear it was here. Vetle about being crazy. Maybe. But the exit is still right of Hornet. There should be an exit up there by that spike wall.
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There's nothing there. Okay. Can you take me somewhere else? I don't think we can go this way.
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There's one right next to you. Yet you're too cowardly to find out. I promise you it's not accessible.
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Just go right instead then. I don't see what the issue [music] is. I guess I can go I guess there's still a couple of unexplored places in Shellwood we could try.
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Yeah, we could, you know, try doing what I say. Well, yeah, but what you say [music] is impossible, and you're asking me to do something that's not possible. So, how would I be able to do it?
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Vele, you have to let go. What do you mean let go? Let go. Vetle, you need to just let go. Be untethered from um [music] from gravity or something. Yeah, just let go and you'll ascend to a higher plane of
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existence. Thank you. No problem. It looks like at the top here there's some things.
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I feel like we have definitely gone this way. I don't really remember what resulted of that though. Get this guy, please.
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What are you trying to find anyway? There's a bench to the northeast if you need a spot to rest your weary legs.
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That's helpful. I actually wasn't going to the bank. What is your objective? Are you lost?
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You can confide in me. I'm very good at reading maps. I'm trying to find some new areas in my exploration game.
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Oh, you're trying to find some new areas and I've pinned an unexplored exit to the northeast.
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Perfect. That is exactly what I was looking for. I'm fantastic. I know. Now, can you make that fiber out to cash and stuck?
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Um, no. This place looks dangerous. Just stay here then. It's probably a safer place than where we came from.
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Flory tune. Do you have any plans to heal or are you going to stay at your current health?
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I was just going to stay at my current health unless you want to heal me. What is this? A mask shard.
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Cool. Great. Can you kill this thing? I'm working on it. Jeez. Patience is a spam every ability you have.
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Bam. A lot of abilities. Malro there. Now I'll use Baywis as well. Okay, that was [ __ ] up. Um, I got my own abilities.
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I'm sick. Oh, you do? Okay. Not that one. Oh, wait. I have a cool Is it hold this one? Yeah.
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Got to have that. This could be a long day. Can you stop dying? I don't think this is part of Stop dying. It's uh in all fairness, I think Hornet deserves some protection for once. And no, I don't mean you.
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Okay. Well, I am Hornet, but thank you for helping. Do you think you could go and rest at a bench then?
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Uh, if you tell me barra benches, I might be inclined to, but I was going to explore the unexplored area to the left of here.
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Pinning the area to the northwest for you to find it easier. If you just want to go to a bench, there's one to the southwest, too.
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Um, I'm a little scared of this area. Are you scared of the area? Yeah, I am.
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You shouldn't be scared. You should fear nothing. Especially because chat believes in you. I should be scared. And chat's beliefs have done nothing to me in the past. Let me try this.
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You have a lot of abilities at your disposal. You know, you should use them.
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Oh, this is a fast travel. No. Okay, that's fine. This isn't a bad thing. We're good. Um, faith flame I faith flame is your ability.
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Maybe if you start a fight, I could cast some handy abilities. Yeah, well, I will soon. Um, okay. We now have fast travel to Shellwood, which is great news. I guess we can go quickly back to Bone Bottom, heal up, and then
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go back. You're going to heal up at Bone Bottom. Cool. Can we go to a shop afterwards or something though? I really could do with an upgrade.
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Uh yeah, we can do that. Oh yeah, the cuz we're no longer on the [ __ ] Linux version that doesn't lag anymore.
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It's like the game is finally fixed. Uh Maya, my shot. Do you dare fight that enemy with only two masks?
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No, no, no. They're not enemy. They sells maps. A map of the worm ways.
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Maybe a map of the worm ways could be really good. Bellway pins and vendor pins are extremely useful, too.
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Yeah. Let me see. We might have some rosaries lying around. Yeah, we do. Uh, can you go find some more rosaries for me? I want a cute new outfit.
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Let me let me buy some things. Can you get the vendor pins first? The vendor pins, are they the most Are they the best thing here? What about the bellway pins?
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Nah, the vendor pins are better. Trust. Okay. Okay, I trust you. And then you should probably buy the ring marker, too, for uh no reason.
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I don't think I need those. Not going to lie. Um, let me go to the quest cuz I always forget [music] about that thing in the game. Um, can you heal up, please? And maybe get some silk back as well.
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Um, yes, yes, yes, yes. I will do that. I'm just accepting all my quests.
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Typical beetle. The guy literally has 2 GP and hasn't healed up yet. Um, because I'm not in any danger.
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Now I'm good. Oh, I guess I was wrong. I'll shut up now. Yeah. Yeah, you were. [music] You were wrong. But don't shut up.
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Don't tempt me. Um, I am tempting you. Don't you think fighting the temptation to do something is more gratifying than actually doing it? I think that's a pretty interesting parallel with how I see the world and one which should be
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explored further. What are your thoughts on hot chocolate? Evil. What are my thoughts on hot chocolate? H maybe if someone was a responsible parent and made me it, I would be able to tell you.
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Who would they get in my room? Don't really see how that's my responsibility, but um I think it's good.
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It's good. You think hot chocolate is just good? Yeah. Well, then you're incredibly wrong. I would go as far to say hot chocolate might even be one of the best drinks known to man.
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Okay. Okay. I didn't realize you were such a enthusiast. It's okay to be wrong sometimes.
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If you're not an enthusiast after your hot chocolate, then I don't know how to help you.
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Hot chocolate can make anybody love hot chocolate. How do you get this item over here?
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You could try making me a hot chocolate. You see this? There's like an item hidden in the spikes.
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Uh, wait. Can you give me the shield? F mayora. There you go, Val. Good luck.
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I really thought that might work. Um, never mind. You'll need more than a shield to get that item.
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Why? There's another one on the other side. How do we get them? Oh okay.
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In sec. Look, it's fun to try twice, but now you appear to have developed short-term memory loss. Let's check the map.
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Can [snorts] I get a heal tune? Here you go. I'm like, am I stupid?
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You are not stupid just because you can't get the item right now. Yes. Are you [ __ ] I like to think I'm a classy [ __ ] Thank you very much.
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Oh, I forgot it [ __ ] bounces the heal. Very generous. Don't die. That wasn't great. I was going for the rosaries.
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Nice try. At least you managed to avoid dying, which is more than I'm forgetting the buttons for this game. Holy [ __ ] It's not even been that long.
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There we go. Jesus. All right. Where the [ __ ] are we? Uh here. Oh, the other side of the the thing that we just found.
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Surely. Make a bell sound. There you go. What do I win? No, like a big bell.
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Is that good enough for you? No. No. What? Does the sound effect need to be more accurate for it to fulfill your little bell sound fantasy?
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Yes. Yes, actually that's uh that's correct. Uh my bad. I accidentally broke it. There goes your bell sound fantasy. My bad.
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Where the [ __ ] are we? We are in blasted steps, which is cool.
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We don't have a map for this area now. Step. Okay. Yeah, I see that. Um scary area.
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Pretty pilgrim. Accept the judge. Bill, you read this for me. Pilgrim, accept the judgment of the rise beyond that all who stand at Farum's holy crest prove pure of will and want.
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No. I mean, it read my mind. Really? Be honest. Did you even feel the need to broke the dialogue down? It was so simple.
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What the the blasted steps? Why do they call them that? Maybe you should ask the people here.
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Whoa, my controller is vibrating. It's like I'm really in the wind. Ooh, I can try to make your controller vibrate in another way.
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Oh, [ __ ] Just kidding. Snowfly. Got me. [groaning] Sick. Go get him, Tiger.
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Ow. Get him. It's all right. Just play safe and collect the milk. Oh, for [ __ ] sake.
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Um, this is just sketchy. Really? Ah. Go kill an enemy. I'm trying. There's a lot of them.
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We'll try hard. Oh my god. Look at this [ __ ] They're [ __ ] brutal.
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Can you guys hear them zipping around? [laughter] That's an old man. He's beating me.
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I'm kind of an old man at heart. Oh my god. What? What' you say?
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I said I'm kind of an old man at heart. Meow. Meow. Pilgrim. Yeah. Okay.
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You You're looking pretty healthy for a moment there. Thank you. Oh, what the [ __ ] They're not dead.
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Who do you want more dead? I'll handle the other one. Uh, either of them, I guess. Yes.
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The boss did steps. I hate this guy. We need a better strategy for him. That didn't work.
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It's probably better for you to just get close and reckless. Just run. Go, my children.
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Go, my children. A, they're so cute. I'm a little scared. I really would like a bench.
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I can assure you has even thought about a bench recently. Really? Oh, wait. A map is nearby.
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Hold on. You're lucky I don't have the ability to kill you right now. Do we have enough money to get Oh, yeah.
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We totally do. Oh, please sell me a map. That's fine. I love Shakra. She's my second best friend.
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She is pretty cool. Lost steps map. Perfect. Exactly what I wanted. All right. Thank you. You may leave though.
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Okay. All right. See, that makes things seem a little easier. There is a bench southwest of us if you fancy a sit down.
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Yeah, it costs money though. And you know how I feel about spending. Make an investment.
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Is it though? What's the return on that kind of thing anyway? Okay, if you only want to spend your money wisely, then don't miss. All right.
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[ __ ] Maya, how do I even get? Generally, it helps you respawn at the bench if you die, which could happen at any moment right now.
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Oh, I'm not going to die. Are you on edge? No, I'm I'm not even worried. Thank you.
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To the bench. Okay, fine. We'll go a bench. Fine. A bench would also restore my ability to heal you. Just saying.
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I'm on my way. You want to be speedy to the bench, right? Faber will help you.
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I just remembered out of hot chocolate. Oh yeah, now that I understand really me, how the [ __ ] do I get past him?
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I think you can just make that jump to the right. Or you would be able to if you weren't so slow.
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Okay. All right. That's rude. Um, two health. No fay blooms left. No problem. Get up.
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You really should think about heading back to that bench. I'm trying to get there right now. Oh, okay. All right.
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Maya, please do not die. Pretty please with a cherry on top. I will not I will not deceit.
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I'm sick. Entertain some for my amusement. 60 [ __ ] rosaries. They're having a laugh.
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Have you tried not being poor? It helps. actually did. Yeah, it did help. There we go.
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There. Now you're at max health. Just how I like you. Thank you. Um, which way should we go?
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Up there. Okay. A cool unexplored exit. Isn't that super cool? Have you intrigued, Vid Doll?
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Uh, yes. Yes. I'll be right there. I just I like it when you take initiative.
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I had an accident. Soiled yourself like a dog. Uh, no. All right, I believe you.
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Lori tomb. Thank you. You are very welcome, Sam creature. Uh, sorry. What? What' you say?
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Nothing. I'm going to protect you now. It just sounded like you called me a sle.
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You misheard. Oh, okay. That's fine. insect set up. How do you not get bored fighting the same enemies over and over again?
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Um, the game does a decent job of, you know, adding variety into the mix.
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Let me show you why I'm the best bodyguard. Be right back. Okay. Damage twice.
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Okay. Um I don't know if I really want to. Let me try and keep my composure this time.
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We don't have to stay here for long if that makes you feel better. There's another unexplored exit just up ahead.
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We could check that out. You should totally lead the way. Oh [ __ ] People have made a mistake blocking.
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No, I think these the great punch flies. Ah, you [ __ ] Hit him up.
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Um, what do we do? Not bad. I was also looking to see if she was going to be speaking, so then I was wasn't paying attention to the How does that make you feel?
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Not great. Not great. Not great, evil. Would it help if I told you you'll get to fight the great confly again?
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Uh, no. Actually, that brings me uh terror. I don't like the sound of that too much.
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You know what I mean? A, you sound kind of scared. Should I message Minnie?
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It's not scared. And why would messaging Minnie help in anyway? I mean, Minnie is very brave. You are not. If you were her height, you would be able to crush his fears more easily.
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Damn. Small be easier way to get large V doll as Max coward. What? What does that mean?
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Okay. Yeah, that was kind of mean. Um, ignore that. But seriously, doesn't the whole smaller, dark, more evil thing seem true to you? I reckon there's at least a negative correlation between evil and size.
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See, what I'm hearing is that I don't actually need to go into that room.
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Like, it's an optional encounter. Imagine being so scared of a couple of baby conchk flies that you refuse to enter a room.
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Oh my god. But they're scary. Okay. Can you can you heal me? Enemy tomb. You know I can only heal a few times right?
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You probably should have waited for me to heal you there. Oh, it was a good time. It was a good time. All right, we got it now. We got it. We got it.
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No, we got it. Honestly, even if you got to one, I probably would have saved Save room just to mess with you.
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I'm sure. You are powering in your little corner, completely unaware of the thing that is about to pounce on you.
Speaker A
No, I'm not. I'm I'm fighting them. I'm I'm being strong. Have you ever heard of a phrase, "The bigger they are, the harder they fall." Well, I'm big, so I'll be pulling.
Speaker A
But what a surprise. I need to hear. Okay. All right. I'll be helping. Honestly, I feel like it would be funnier to almost let you die, so I'd rather just be on standby for now.
Speaker A
[ __ ] Don't be stand by. Help me. [screaming] [screaming] Sure. Okay. Better attention to them.
Speaker A
There's so many [ __ ] noises. I I don't like I I'm here. I keep getting scared that they're going to [ __ ] like Beyblade on my ass.
Speaker A
They're going to start turning and like, you know what I mean? Start spinning about How can it get any worse than this?
Speaker A
Did you know that if you read my abilities carefully, this die never would have happened? I'm just letting you know for next time.
Speaker A
This die. Um, that's not even English. You sound really stupid right now. Well, can you prove that either of us are speaking English? It could be a mass hallucination for all we know.
Speaker A
No, actually I actually can't then pattern recognition. Okay. All right. It's Is it bad if I just think I sound cute?
Speaker A
underscore Facebook released three fragments and they look adorable. H yeah, I saw those really really really great work all around.
Speaker A
I try my best, but I literally can't carry you there. I wait this guy. Can you wait?
Speaker A
Can you give me some more self? [screaming] Here you go. Enjoy your little treat.
Speaker A
Thank you. Oh my [ __ ] god. I don't want to talk about it. I really just don't want to help right now.
Speaker A
Maybe you just need to get better. Just an idea. Okay. Yeah, thanks for the idea. Is he even going to get the boss fight? Uh, yeah.
Speaker A
I hope so. But we have a pretty long stream ahead of us. And what do they do without that?
Speaker A
We try to hit more hits. I'm sure most boss fights end quicker if you just hit them more.
Speaker A
Wow. Thank you. So, I'm sure the opponent isn't too high for you. Maybe you just need to jump higher.
Speaker A
Hello. A reminder to go rest. My god. Need to get my stabiliz. I'm not pay attention.
Speaker A
Instead of healing you, I heal the enemy. Don't do that. Don't do that. I said don't do that. Heal me, please.
Speaker A
Do you have any better ideas? Whatever. [screaming] Okay, that's on me. That's on me. That's on me. That one's on me. That one's on me. The other ones, they were not on me.
Speaker A
That one was on me. That was on you. Oh, thank God. Yeah, that was on me. That was on me.
Speaker A
That was on me. That was on me. That was on me. This is torture. It's not the game being too hard. It's the doing it in front of chat, you know? You know what I mean? I know, you know, just
Speaker A
uh it's been a been a long long week working my 9 to5, you know, and I I come home on the weekend to my my weekly humiliation ritual like Maya, I'm just trying to provide the stream if you feel humiliated.
Speaker A
The family. Really? Let me get some silk for you, Zaddy. What did you just call me?
Speaker A
Flory too. I called you Zaddy. Please keep providing for the family. Zatty. Okay, I'm done saying Zatty now.
Speaker A
Wow, you died again. I think it's a skill issue. Oh, my game crashed. My game crashed.
Speaker A
That's really strange. I don't know what happened there. I think my Well, I'm That's really weird.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's so weird. Evil, what what happened there? I've never seen that happen before.
Speaker A
Yeah, I mean, maybe it's a sign. Yeah, it's probably Yeah, it's the Linux Linux. Linux. Yeah.
Speaker A
Have you considered like improving your game? Uh, I actually did improve it cuz uh I added you into the game. So, Ah, stop it. You flatter me.
Speaker A
Aw. Aw. Is that adorable? Yeah, that was pretty adorable. What quest are we doing next?
Speaker A
Sorry, I just had to let some of my um my anger out. It's okay, Beetle. It must be hard not being very good at the game.
Speaker A
You know, I want what's best for you. It just may not look like it sometimes.
Speaker A
Went to a little room. Feels good to stretch my leg. Yeah. Wow. I never would have guessed that you pressed the all wrong button when you took damage. Bele.
Speaker A
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're so helpful. You're so so helpful. Oh, why is there a death thing here? It's like it's like the game saved the fact that I died there when I didn't. So, Huh? That's strange. Maybe it's a bug.
Speaker A
That's Yeah, it's probably a bug. Does that mean I lost my my like 12 ro takes a little practice?
Speaker A
No problem. Are we seriously fighting that we get one of them having five male?
Speaker A
Maybe you should just homie. That shit's a [ __ ] homing missile. I don't know where I am.
Speaker A
And you have no excuse for that. Your reaction time should be better. is out.
Speaker A
Damn. [ __ ] Lucky Martin manufactured [ __ ] custom fake life projectile. Now resume dodging your triplex.
Speaker A
I died. Val, you're about to die. So I'm going to heal you. Very much appreciated.
Speaker A
Just spam heals on me. Honestly, that might be best I have. I must admit this fight is slightly less exciting than I had hoped for.
Speaker A
That's me spamming shield. And hey, really low on to be fat. I can see how that might have looked like I ran into that.
Speaker A
Think the strat should be different next time. Yeah, I think probably should. Yeah, I hate this [ __ ] game with a passion.
Speaker A
Holy [ __ ] Maybe take a breather and that in the nicest intent. Maybe try to feel and listen to the world and its many diminishing horrors. That would be nice.
Speaker A
It's just uh Yeah, the game's just uh Yeah, the game's just Is bugs crawling on your skin evil?
Speaker A
You're right. I feel like they're crawling in my veins as we speak. In fact, they're crawling in your veins.
Speaker A
Get back and bugs in your pretend we don't have a boss right now. Bugs in your ws.
Speaker A
We got it. We got it. We got it. Trying to do more damage. Just not do that.
Speaker A
Nice. Nice. Like I'm trying to get hit by that thing. Sorry about the being unable to block thing. I guess I'm a bit uncooperative.
Speaker A
All good. All good. Just focus on the game please. Good, good, good luck. Good luck. It's tiring so hard right now.
Speaker A
You say I'm carrying. Are you sure that's not a sign I'm trying to overcompensate?
Speaker A
Uh, nothing like a little friendly competition. There you go. Gave you some wisps to contend with.
Speaker A
Mama. Oops. I think my finger slipped there. Let me heal you. Okay. And what is holding back those wisps?
Speaker A
Normally they're a lot more aggressive. If you like, I could make them a touch bolder and it would be bolder by nature rather than by artifact.
Speaker A
How are you finding the game, Beetle? I'm pretty sure I am having more fun right now.
Speaker A
Scad, what does that mean? Scad. Oh, I've just searched it up. Scatter. Find a fish.
Speaker A
Oh, look a fish. Screen. Let me cast face and face to ease your stress. Too many things calling for you can be overwhelming.
Speaker A
Just hard to get hits on these guys. I think I'm crazy. I feel an overwhelming compulsion to cast fa.
Speaker A
You're not crazy. They are legitimately difficult to get multiple hits on, right? I'm trying to help, but there's not much more I can do.
Speaker A
No, you're doing a job. H Does anybody else feel that? It feels like things are about to get spicy.
Speaker A
It's safe for you now. Now go in and collect the silk. I got the silk.
Speaker A
Pretty sure I was already maxed silk, but it's still cool. Like I've been in this boss fight for a [ __ ] hour.
Speaker A
You're nearly at the end of this boss fight. So close. Can't you taste victory?
Speaker A
One whisple. That's all you had to deal with. When am I supposed to be damaging them, but I'm not already, you know?
Speaker A
You need to damage them when they are close to you and not charging at you.
Speaker A
Oh yeah, I figured that out. Are any enemies nearby? Are you lurking? Hold on. That guy is still [ __ ] damaging me. What was that?
Speaker A
Vigilance. A lurking fo. Aha. Sorry. Why was it like so easy that time? What? What happened?
Speaker A
The pattern was recognized. The pattern has been etched into your mind Veto. Yeah, it has.
Speaker A
You should try and recognize my pattern. Hey, I know your pattern. All right. Hey, let's just say there's a few unexpected twists coming up.
Speaker A
Um, I feel like this feel like I can't make whatever jump this is. I feel like you can make that jump. You should trust in your abilities more.
Speaker A
You were right. I used Oh, I need the grappling hook. That's what I need.
Speaker A
You need the grappling hook. The bench is southeast of you. You should be able to get to it.
Speaker A
Uh, I'll come back to the bench. I just need a grappling hook, please. Like, am I asking for too much or just like one little grappling hook?
Speaker A
I think you might be asking for just a little too much considering you just got a cool new cape. Be grateful for what you have.
Speaker A
Don't think I am asking for it. I just want a grappling hook, you know.
Speaker A
You think? Oh, I'm sorry. Then I'll go find you one right now. Okay, I'm starting to get a little scared of what happens if I Don't worry. I'm here to protect you from all the scary things. Except for
Speaker A
me TV. back. I lied. Bayguard will keep you safe. Rest at a bench to get Bayoom charges back.
Speaker A
Okay. Well, don't do it. You were in danger. I needed to do that. V doll. It was to pay you back for never making me a hot chocolate earlier.
Speaker A
Too windy. Let's see what's going on. Better. Wait, can you give me some silk?
Speaker A
No, you'll have to find a bench first. What? What if instead of silk, I gave you a little hug?
Speaker A
There's a slight wind. Just a little wind. And do you want a hug? Maybe it will make you feel better.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Oh [ __ ] So, I guess you have to like wait until there's a lot of wind and then go bench southeast of you and yeah, wait for a lot of wind and then go.
Speaker A
Wow, how did you die? That's so embarrassing. I just don't know, evil. I don't know.
Speaker A
It was a bug, I think. You could try me out. Uh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, Evil. Yeah, I'll try that.
Speaker A
It's okay. It's actually not too bad [music] to get back. And then we can be full health with all of our fab blooms.
Speaker A
And I'm not even worried about it, you know. Insect. Ah, the typical bravado. Let's see how long it lasts.
Speaker A
It lasts a long time. Lasting is fueled by one of two things. Ignorance or delusion?
Speaker A
Some people say that knowledge is a burden, but would you truly prefer ignorance, Vetle?
Speaker A
Um, yeah. Insect. Whoa, that one's fast. You have to be quick Beetle. I'm so good at parkour. I'm so [ __ ] Parkour is cool, but can you make your bed beetle?
Speaker A
Um, no. Okay, I guess we wait for the wind. Maybe this bloom can help you. Wait, the idle sky has no clouds. Only the wind floats by.
Speaker A
No problem. Made it back here. Now what? Holy [ __ ] Come on. You're mean to be speed running this game. No way you'll win the race at this pace.
Speaker A
I'm trying now. To those of you in chat right now wondering, is this guy very dumb? The answer like would be yes. just uh letting all know right now.
Speaker A
Don't be so hard on yourself, Beetle. Leave the insults to me. Okay. Sorry. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker A
They need to encroach on your parish. Hurry down. I have to make up for your constant mistakes. You owe me a lot of favors.
Speaker A
I jumped. Maybe you'll owe me less favors if you can take less damage from the hazard.
Speaker A
What? Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let me jump. Sorry. Just keep getting distracted.
Speaker A
The wind's going to pick up. Then we got to go for it. Bang. Oh yeah, that was the one.
Speaker A
Hello. Don't mind if I do while you What the [ __ ] This voice acting for me.
Speaker A
So rude to raise a pinstress from their deep meditation. I keep going. You carry on with that kind of brash behavior and you're likely to be stuck quick through.
Speaker A
Mhm. I'm surprised to find a bug of sound mind alive in such an inhospitable place. You are a warrior learned in the blades of this land.
Speaker A
Wind. I a pinstress. Your needle there might fit you fair. Strange as it is and all, but it's the pin that's the glorious weapon of Faroom.
Speaker A
Mhm. Mhm. Given I'm now awake, maybe you'd fancy a little training. Care to test the power of a pinstress? Might be even this old master could show you a thing or two.
Speaker A
Train with the pinstress. Uh yeah, let's get our shells are shaking. Finally, now I can see if you are the master at parkouring you so claim to be learn the needle strike. Okay, hold X.
Speaker A
Well, that's exciting. Veto, please do not tell me you skipped the dialogue. No, I you come on. I would never come on.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Oh, wow. Green. You could say what the to a lot of things, you know. Like, what the [ __ ] is the lime green paste your friend tries to serve you at 3:00 a.m.?
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] is that noise coming from your walls at night? What the [ __ ] is that shadow figure looming over your bed?
Speaker A
I guess we can't go anywhere else, but they're all plausible and quite interesting. hook.
Speaker A
Oh, can we get the grappling hook soon? I don't know where the grappling hook is. I guess we'll find it at some point.
Speaker A
I was kind of hoping it was going to be there. That would have been cool. Um, I guess it's just to keep exploring north.
Speaker A
Please stop taking damage. I only have limited charges of those. I'm not. Feel my flame.
Speaker A
Damage. That is nice. Oh, you're welcome. My flies just helped you out there. Maybe I should get some pet flies. I'm really starting to appreciate the raw power they ooze.
Speaker A
I'm almost fire the flames of hell. Do you need me to start placing pins on the map?
Speaker A
How do I go up? Dead in hurry. Enea like imagine if I could get in this thing.
Speaker A
You go up by going north. Do you need me to draw you a diagram, little dum dum?
Speaker A
Okay, first of all, my name is not little dum dum. Honestly, if you can't figure out beyond saving at that point, I'm just a glorified cheerleader and I'm not in the mood for that today.
Speaker A
A flowy tomb. There you go again. And cast a bloom for good measure. Oh my god.
Speaker A
I don't think we can go up this way, right? You're going to need to rest at a bench soon. Until then, stay safe.
Speaker A
Honestly, no offense, Beetle, but it is hilarious watching your struggle to get through this simple area.
Speaker A
This is a very complicated area late game. All right, let me help you clear out some enemies.
Speaker A
Jeepers creepers. Jeepers creepers. and No, but in all seriousness, you're meant to be going north.
Speaker A
Keep an eye out for I'm going north. I just have to deal with the the local vermin there with that decadent mixture coursing through your veins. You should be able to surf the winds beetle.
Speaker A
Maybe the local is you. You ever thought that huh? I'm not the local vermin.
Speaker A
Oh my god, that's so convincing. You're totally not the local vermin, my god. [ __ ] vermin.
Speaker A
Anyway, maybe you should dodge that next time. Your reaction is still a bit slow there.
Speaker A
[ __ ] annoying. Okay, I'll be nice. You should try looking for a bench because if you die now, it's not going to be fun having to do this bit again.
Speaker A
I heard that. But uh Veto. Oh my god, it's dead. Bam. Okay, it's not dead yet, but I'm working on it. Can you hurry this up?
Speaker A
You kill this thing. Let me do everything for you. No worries. Yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah, if you could get him. How long are you going to be stuck on this one winged pilgrim?
Speaker A
Kill it, evil, kill it. Wow, that thing was still alive. Oh my god. Next time maybe try dodging a little better. Yeah. And make sure you kill the enemies quickly. This applies to both your gaming and personal life.
Speaker A
I don't want to talk about it. I explicitly do not wish to discuss. I need you to focus here. We don't want a repeat of the last death now, do we?
Speaker A
Or do we? No. No. We don't want to do that. That's right. Okay. I'm glad you said that because that means I can go all out to stop you from dying again.
Speaker A
You shouldn't need to go all out for some reason dying. It should just be like medium effort. You know that medium effort is like largely concentrated in not killing me yourself.
Speaker A
Cuz if if you don't kill me, who's going to kill me? You uh you because you keep refusing to heal. Maybe you should close your eyes and pretend you're not playing. I'm fairly certain Hornet would do better on
Speaker A
her own. Okay. Well, that's very rude. First of all, second of all, uh, not true. So, how about you? How about them apples?
Speaker A
Lori tune. There you go. Look, I respect the commitment to not healing, but yeah.
Speaker A
I don't like these guys. Going this way. Oh my god. Okay, I made it to where I wanted to go and it wasn't even that bad to get there. It's fine.
Speaker A
Oh, wow. You made it. Congrats. Now you get the privilege to continue your little adventure.
Speaker A
Yeah, it is a privilege. A privilege to be guided by me. Uh, it's not what I would have called it, but you know.
Speaker A
Where am I going? Ah, this platform. Here you go. If you want to stick to the plan, follow the beacon and explore that exit.
Speaker A
I'm going to the beacon. Good. I was worried you might not listen. Me? Don't listen.
Speaker A
It does happen sometimes. Gill. No. No. I don't believe that for a second. Wait, fast towel [snorts] the bench. I'm poor as [ __ ] Not enough rosaries for this. Lol.
Speaker A
Would killing enemies respawn them. You could equip dead bugs purse. It gives 15% more rosaries on kill.
Speaker A
Um, that might not be a terrible idea. and maybe equip silk spear while you're at it.
Speaker A
Silk spear. Spear. What is uh which one is that again? It's shockwave and it's really good.
Speaker A
We're in endgame right now. The DPS you get from it is much needed. We are in the end game. That is true.
Speaker A
The [ __ ] is going on here? I definitely can't get up there. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh my god. There are two pilgrims in this area. Let me at least get them low for you.
Speaker A
Nah, we don't need to. Don't to worry about them. I'm not doing that [ __ ] The [ __ ] is that? Is that possible?
Speaker A
Okay, assuming you don't care much about money at the moment, I've put a pin on a nearby bench.
Speaker A
Yeah, I will in a minute. I'm just kind of curious about this. Curiosity killed the cat.
Speaker A
Oh my god, I'm so [ __ ] good at this game. Oh [ __ ] Flurry tune.
Speaker A
You sure are. It's only going to hurt me more when you inevitably die. Get your gang green fingers onto a bench now please.
Speaker A
What the hell is this? Oh. Oh, this thing again. What was the damn point in any of that?
Speaker A
Okay, you should follow that beon. Okay, I'll go follow the beon. Thank you. Not sure why you're being so resistant. You're low on health with no charges left.
Speaker A
I'm not being resistant. I'm following the beon. Oh. Uh, yeah. I mean, I'm I just can't afford the bench. I'm sorry Evil.
Speaker A
No, I'm sorry for not being able to afford the bench. Maybe I could have if I actually fought against enemies, but um you should kill every enemy you encounter from now on.
Speaker A
What if you killed them for me? Wouldn't that be nice? Speaking of Oh, my game.
Speaker A
That would be me. Don't get complacent. [ __ ] mosquitoes. I want them all dead.
Speaker A
I not not all of them, right? No. [ __ ] them all. If they're lucky, I'll turn them all into room decorations.
Speaker A
Okay, it's fine. I'm sec. Sometimes I wish I had wings like them. Then I'd be able to stop my prey from above.
Speaker A
That's just a This is a brutal. No, I'm not in this, bro. He's going to [ __ ] like What the hell's that?
Speaker A
Damn, that's unfortunate. Maybe we should play a quieter sound effect next time. That was kind of a skill issue, not going to lie. Uh, really was his skill. I'll show you skill.
Speaker A
Come on, Beetle. Please show me your non-existent skill. That was actually really awkward. Little dumb dumb dies again. Just rude.
Speaker A
It's just rude. It's plain rude. What would your mothers think if they knew was saying writing mean messages like that on the internet?
Speaker A
Unbelievable. I actually think this area takes skill and you just don't have it. Okay, cool. Cool. That's a nice thing to say.
Speaker A
Yeah, appreciate that. Thank you. I like you. No problem. You're welcome. It's the least I could do for you.
Speaker A
I got to get some rosaries, man. Yeah, I'm just going to farm some silk for you.
Speaker A
I tried to get your silk and it it it led to me losing sink. Sink sink sink.
Speaker A
Sink sing. [music] What? Glory to There is nothing funnier than you dying to sink the game.
Speaker A
I don't even have any money. [screaming and crying] What mayo? Oops. I think I might have just spent a little bit of money here and there. You know how it is.
Speaker A
Bugattis aren't cheap. Understandable. You could have benefited from it back there, but whatever. Speed.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Shut up. Silk. Silk. Silk. Nom nom nom nom. No. A [ __ ] guy.
Speaker A
too. Maybe heals. Can you heal me? No, you can't. [ __ ] I don't want to die, man. I even got my got my body. My lifeless [ __ ] corpse.
Speaker A
It's up there. Okay, I have shielded you. Please don't. No. Hornet died again. It was all my fault.
Speaker A
What's the point? What's the point? What's the point in living? What's the point in living when we're just all going to die?
Speaker A
You're funded a pretty major existential crisis right there. I'm just asking. I'm just asking.
Speaker A
I think the point of living is to eat as many berries as possible. That's my new life motto.
Speaker A
Yeah. You know what? I think you're right. That's got to be the point, right? As much berry consumption as possible.
Speaker A
Do I even want to go back there? Like, I'm just speaking realistically. I guess I do.
Speaker A
I have no gauge on our current trajectory. Are we truly destined for defeat? Or is there a chance, however small, we triumph over these wretched foes?
Speaker A
Uh, yeah. No, no chance, I'm afraid. Vito, honestly, I think we can do this.
Speaker A
You've overcome harder things in your life anyway. Like what? I can't believe I am still trying to motivate you.
Speaker A
may think of our situation like clay in the shape shifters's hands. It can be molded into anything, beautiful or grotesque. I need to do that anymore.
Speaker A
Even if we lose, we will have been sculptures, not statues. What the hell? That's so deep. Thank you. Oh, this is [ __ ] Walmart.
Speaker A
Yeah, you're welcome. I surprise myself sometimes too. H. It makes you wonder, do you ever want take this guy?
Speaker A
Another mask. Another chance for you to screw up. Bang. Growing up isn't in my DNA.
Speaker A
You know what is in my DNA? Insect. What is in your DNA? Let me guess.
Speaker A
Winning. Yeah, confidence. How the hell do I get that? Wow, you don't have enough confidence.
Speaker A
I'm shocked and appalled. Maybe you'll find some on your next adventure. I know it may not seem like it, but I do actually want you to win.
Speaker A
And I even have confidence that you'll get it. I mean, look at you go.
Speaker A
Eva, what if I burst into tears right now live on stream? That would be really, really funny. Go on, do it. Let's see Veto cry, guys.
Speaker A
Okay. Well, I thought you'd have some sympathy at least. You're so good at crying, Valle. Let's cry together.
Speaker A
No, I'm okay. No, I started stroking out. You got to cry now. Uh, no.
Speaker A
No, I don't. Is there even any point going back? Like, there's there was nothing on my body, you know? I've lost everything already. So, should maybe we just go farm rosaries until we can at least get the [ __ ]
Speaker A
bench that's like closer. So, I have to keep running this insane distance. You know what I mean?
Speaker A
Rosary farming sounds fun. Would help you chill out a little. You need to be more careful. Vidle, I'm running out of resources.
Speaker A
Lori, there you go. Me evil. Four fifths max. Happy. Oh, I think you could definitely do with two or three more masks.
Speaker A
I feel like you get hit a lot. Oh [ __ ] we're good. Okay, that goes to Bone Bottom. But the real question is what's on the right? You know, I feel like you could really benefit from this bonus mask.
Speaker A
Hold on. Let me get the bench. Let me hit the bench. Got to hit the bench first.
Speaker A
The bench. The left. The left. The left. The left. Left. Left. Left. Left. Left.
Speaker A
Left. Left. Left. Left. That's what I said. I believe you. Just take us there.
Speaker A
Thank you. Yeah. Thank you, Evil. He believes me cuz she's a real one. You guys aren't real ones. You guys are fake.
Speaker A
I am real. Oh, okay. Whatever you say. Say I'm real. Val, these sounds mark the edge of Falloom territory. I was brought to this land beyond the caverns beyond something at this kingdom's height. still hungers for me. If I were to flee now, I would again
Speaker A
be pursued. Till I find the source of that hunger and slay it, I will not be free.
Speaker A
Okay. Well, I'll leave. Fine. Good. You're objectively correct. If you stray from this, I will be forced to take drastic measures.
Speaker A
Keep that in mind. Thank you, Evil. Yay. Now, can you get to a bench, please?
Speaker A
Um, a bench. Let's go to Shellwood. Correct. Remind me. Oh, hold on. This is a good good map, actually. Where was the worm waste? It was there. Okay, we do have a map of that place now.
Speaker A
What's a map even worth if you never use it? Now, please, can you use it to find a bench?
Speaker A
Sure. Okay. Map says that there is a bench to the southwest, southeast, and east.
Speaker A
Greymore perhaps. Ah, there you go. You've even got a pin pointing over to the east.
Speaker A
The east? What's to the east? A bench that you're not going to sit on because you like to waste my time. V all.
Speaker A
That I do. That I do. I mean, it's either it's either wormways or Greymore in my eyes.
Speaker A
Or we could I think a bench would be better. So if you do die, you'd at least have a You always about these benches. I just went to a bench, you know, and you know what they said? They said that
Speaker A
that they know you because of how how much time you spend them. Of course, you'd know. I spend a lot of time at benches.
Speaker A
They're perfect for rest and reflection about the world around me. Thank you for the bench. Um, yeah. I don't really know. It's the [ __ ] restaurant.
Speaker A
Let's just just get to bone bottom. nervous breakdown [laughter] and second bench again. Another bench to the wormways.
Speaker A
Can I get a Can I get a high five for the wormways? High five.
Speaker A
You did such a good job. I'm so so proud of you. We love the worm ways.
Speaker A
I love the worm ways, too. Do you think we could visit the vendor before leaving?
Speaker A
We all love the worm ways. Um, the vendor. Which vendor would that be? Exactly.
Speaker A
It's the vendor in Bone Bottom. Oh, I don't think we can afford anything from them. So, is there really any point, you know?
Speaker A
Tada. Well, no, but I think you should at least say hi. We love We love the worm ways.
Speaker A
Maya, because you know when you don't greet the sales mantis, they can get really pissy about it.
Speaker A
I have heard that. Yeah. Oh, well, I suppose there's always next time. What do you want to do now?
Speaker A
I'm exploring the worm ways. Sorry. See, look at this new worm ways area. Anyway, on the topic of what to do next, Bone Bottom has a bunch of unexplored tiles, so I'd recommend finishing that first.
Speaker A
Okay, maybe. Maybe. But hear me out. I just want to see what's west in the in the uh in this area.
Speaker A
Okay, fair. But you have to explore Bone Bottom after this then. My god. Holy [ __ ] What now?
Speaker A
Okay, fine. We'll do bottom after this. Damn. Bane. Thank you. And second, how do I what?
Speaker A
That's a proverbial you. A proverbial me. How do you proverb? Is that what you're asking?
Speaker A
How do I get up here? Just go towards many exits maybe. Oh, it actually looks like there's a breakable wall here, too. Oh, this was the area I don't [ __ ] explode. Speaking with me. Is this a
Speaker A
joke? This is not a joke. There is a breakable wall right here. Oh, I fell by this thing.
Speaker A
beam. Ah, there's a scary thing in the room. It's too late for paridolia and I'm starting to lose the concept of the self.
Speaker A
F may sec. Okay. Well, hold on a second. I just read chat. They said there's something that we just missed.
Speaker A
Have you tried exploring and finding out for yourself? Veto. Um, if by that you mean reading chat, then yes, absolutely I have.
Speaker A
When is the last time you learned something without chat telling you? Uh, 2019. Wow, that's actually shocking. What did Where is that? What is that pointing to right there? Where where are you trying to take me?
Speaker A
Oh, it's another wall. Interesting. Very, very interesting. Bay flame. I'm sick. You keep missing the wall.
Speaker A
The [ __ ] is going on here? Val, you took damage. What the hell are they doing?
Speaker A
I can take damage, but I'm trying to rescue this damsel in distress. [groaning] Oh, glory tune.
Speaker A
Feed all. You're probably going to take more damage in the near future, so I'm going to want to keep a fade boom handy for then.
Speaker A
Okay, there's no rooms that I'm missing, right? Hey, there's an unexplored exit just southwest of where you are.
Speaker A
Okay, let me try that one. Oh, this one. Oh, please. Yeah, I can't go through that one.
Speaker A
There sure is a door. Sure is. Okay, but seriously, there's another exit to Bone Bottom you haven't been through yet, and I kind of want to check it out.
Speaker A
Um, I have casted a shield on you to protect from the enemy's next attack.
Speaker A
You can thank me later. Thank you. You're welcome. Let's get a bomb bottom. Oh my god, a feast. No, don't lose these.
Speaker A
Why don't they No. Where are they going? There's a room above us. They might have gone there.
Speaker A
The hell? There's so much free [ __ ] here. Where did they go? There is a breakable wall northeast, but you are still missing some bone bottom rooms.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Hold on. Let me just collect my rosaries. All right, fine. Take me where you want me to go. I'll go.
Speaker A
Okay go. That wasn't That wasn't it. Wait, direct me again. Where do you want me to go?
Speaker A
There's a bench northeast of us, and you've been a little reckless lately. All right, fine. Fine. You know what? I can deal with a bench. Fine. Send in my quests. That's my shs.
Speaker A
Granting wishes. It's what I do. I ran out of hot chocolate. That's just sad.
Speaker A
There's no point living anymore. How many rosaries did they give me for that quest? Should be a lot. 120.
Speaker A
That's more like it. That's more like it. Big fan. Oh my god, you're rich. Drowning in rosary.
Speaker A
I don't want to spend them all here though because I feel like we need to use them on the the things.
Speaker A
Can you buy a ring marker? I would like to remember our time together. I don't want to buy a ring marker.
Speaker A
It looks like there's some unexplored areas in the marrow. Should we quickly explore those?
Speaker A
We should go to the closest unexplored exit. I'll pin it for you. Y Let me quickly fine. Yeah, we'll just run there.
Speaker A
Who needs fast travel exercise builds character? I don't know if this one's like the closest one, but it's northeast. Go, go, go.
Speaker A
I'm going I'm going just just it's a process to travel there. I can cast fab to speed up the process, but your choice.
Speaker A
Uh I mean that was the healing one. Does that even work this way? Oh my god.
Speaker A
Scabru and Scabru. Hey, uh, you took damage, so I'm going to heal you. Oh, hey, wait. Your your beacon disappeared. I need your beacon up there. Okay, let's go that way.
Speaker A
Yep, that's the spirit. Be free, little vele. Proximity to your beacon is paramount. Shut up.
Speaker A
I'm on my way. Track. Oh, [ __ ] I'm tracking something right now. Never seen this before.
Speaker A
This is just an unexplored area. Your exploring feels aimless. Is this how you live your life?
Speaker A
For sure. See him? Um, no. Flame on. By tracking things. Like, what's wrong with that? That's cool as hell.
Speaker A
Definitely something this way. Sure, things can be a little alluring, but there are cooler ways to live.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Evil combat mode activated. You keep taking damage. I'm blitzing. Faggard. Glory to I need to admit something. Oh, captain.
Speaker A
My captain, I don't think your style of tracking is benefiting you in this fight against the flint beetle.
Speaker A
The flint beetle, eh? That's what they call. Never mind. I'm not a natural at this whole motivation thing. I'm working on it.
Speaker A
Yeah, thank you for that quite needed. [ __ ] You really need to get to a bench.
Speaker A
I need to kill this guy. A flip beetle they call him. I bet he's evil and does evil things.
Speaker A
You're chatting [ __ ] which is normally fine, but right now you need to gaslight the beetle harder.
Speaker A
I think I'm your real enemy here. my home. I'm just testing how many flame is needed to kill hornets.
Speaker A
Just for reference, it's different for me. I only need to be hit once. This guy B regen.
Speaker A
Telling you, this is one of the end game bosses. You know, this end game.
Speaker A
Let me try heating him up a little. I think this boss is at your level.
Speaker A
Yeah. Probably like like post game I would say. Do you want me to make the fight a little more difficult?
Speaker A
No. That's just I feel a bit like a bug whisperer. I wonder if I can make them turn against you.
Speaker A
No. Uh mama. Don't try it. Don't [ __ ] do that. Don't try to kill me.
Speaker A
Fine, I'll try to help for now. How do I even get back to this guy?
Speaker A
Bam. Wait, what the [ __ ] Oh, easy. First try. Okay. The flint gem, as it was foretold, a gem gem like organ taken from a flint beetle produces incendiary sparks when araided and may [music] explode if cracked or
Speaker A
dropped. Okay, no problem. Uh, evil, I will continue to explore that left area. Don't you worry. Oh, wait. I think there's like a giant door there.
Speaker A
Yeah, I don't think I can get through that. Isn't it better to go through the giant door, though? Doors are extremely cool.
Speaker A
Eme, let's Okay, how about you try not interacting with any enemies? You seem [music] a touch close to death.
Speaker A
I do. Yeah, but that's fine. Yeah, maybe kind of tough when every bug is out to get you.
Speaker A
[laughter] Some silk. There any self? Is there any self? He's too friendly. [ __ ] my life. Well, this can be a problem, isn't it?
Speaker A
Get up. Yes, but you have me, your problemsolving assistant. Is that where you are?
Speaker A
I'll come up with an excuse for you right now. My cat turned off my switch.
Speaker A
My cat turned off my my so fast. I think maybe your cat should turn off your switch.
Speaker A
I'm not even playing this on switch. Do you realize that? Never mind. Silly thing to ask me.
Speaker A
Okay, you're doing more damage than the enemies. Or maybe you spilled something on your mouth.
Speaker A
How am I in the exact same position as when I started this [ __ ] fight?
Speaker A
F mayor. No, don't go that way. You're going to die. I won't. I'll be fine.
Speaker A
Insect. [sighs] Any silk you want to drop? Eme second. Yeah. No, that would have been helpful.
Speaker A
So, don't don't bother honestly. Okay. Oh, we're not far from a bench. Okay, fine. What do you got for us today? All is well in the world.
Speaker A
Insect mayor. Nice. Okay. Not bad. Okay. I want a new unexplored area. Oh, are you able to direct me to the the the pathway? The beetle, the fast travel guy.
Speaker A
set up. That's close, I guess. Bench west of you. I don't need the bench anymore. I just got the bench.
Speaker A
What I need is there's a little area down here with an unexplored place. I'm a flying bad place the [ __ ] map.
Speaker A
Aren't we all? Um, I got to go down. F mayor got glory to very interesting.
Speaker A
in secon. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm [ __ ] rich. Holy [ __ ] Evil.
Speaker A
We will never have to worry about money ever again. Just follow the beacon, Mr. Rich.
Speaker A
Money. There's so much money. Glory to [ __ ] All right. Wait, where's this other area anyway?
Speaker A
this way. Okay. Well, I see the problem. There's an unexplored exit just east of you. Next time I suggest using that gate behind it. Oh, the [ __ ] caravan.
Speaker A
Great. Yeah, I want to get out of here. I don't like this place anymore.
Speaker A
Make your way to deep docks. I wasn't looking. Um, I will. I was not a lucky glory to if you stop taking damage I won't have to heal you right right yeah sorry that makes sense that was lag
Speaker A
there's a breakable wall maybe we can go up this area up here Yeah, we can. Excellent.
Speaker A
What about this wall? That wall is only for people. Oh, money, money, money talk.
Speaker A
Okay, guys. Who thinks beetle will die? Uh nobody. Why would they think I am?
Speaker A
Okay. All right. Well, that was and starting to change rather rapidly. Okay. Two masks. Do you think you'll die now?
Speaker A
Uh, you know, it's starting to look a little bit more likely. I will give you that, but I'm not concerned in the slightest.
Speaker A
I would be. Oh, what is this like area right here? Is probably leaning towards Yes.
Speaker A
Go on, throw yourself against them. Oh, well, you did die. I was making I was making it I was making it so the poll would be correct.
Speaker A
Uh-huh. The poll says 90%. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's sick. Do you think you'll die this time?
Speaker A
No, cuz I need my money. Death counter. How many deaths are we at? Evil.
Speaker A
83 deaths. Yikes. They're happy. It's on fire now. That was a and stuck. Aren't the enemies so OP? OMG, I'm crying.
Speaker A
I was also a bug. Okay, can I get a flurry tune? Can I get some heels, please? Evil.
Speaker A
Flurry tune. There you go, Crybaby. Thank you. Can I get another one? N flurry tune coming up. It's my remix.
Speaker A
Making my way to the next bench. And [music] I killed everything in my path.
Speaker A
Can I Can I get a heal? Flory tune. You'll have another one soon enough.
Speaker A
Maya, the real question is if you don't make it, do we have to do the poll again?
Speaker A
Scabru, I will make it. There's no question. Oh my god. The [music] number is four, which is higher.
Speaker A
We're fine. We're literally fine. All we got to do is kill this guy who is easy.
Speaker A
One of the easiest fights in the game. Honestly, it's funnier if you die to him. Now, we're going to die to him. See?
Speaker A
Easy. And now we can unlock the thing. Okay, stop killing me. It's not nice evil and I don't appreciate it.
Speaker A
A lot easier if we got to come back for some funny reason. What is this area though? You know, wow. Enlighten life.
Speaker A
Okay, hang on. I'm looking for some charges for Fact. I didn't know how [ __ ] far it was going to jump.
Speaker A
Okay, sure. Sure. I believe you. We're not far away now. See, we unlocked the shortcut. So, I'm actually not mad about this. It's probably like the closest bench we could get. Anyway, all I hear is someone coping about
Speaker A
death. Havaka. Oh, these are fleas. [snorts] These were the masters. No, what the flies in this area? They could be fleas. They could also be flies for veto.
Speaker A
Well, this boss honestly shouldn't even take that long. Like, probably this attempt. I would.
Speaker A
I bet it takes you longer than a couple of minutes if I'm being honest.
Speaker A
Why baby? Because you're going to die again. Obviously, mama. There was your food. Sorry, too.
Speaker A
Okay, I'm sorry. I'll heal you now. I can't believe you died again. You did like some of the damage on that.
Speaker A
So, it's not even my fault. To be fair, I didn't do the majority of the damage, so it's still your fault.
Speaker A
Well, it wasn't majority, but it was a good amount, if not like one health point. So, and you could have spent that time healing me.
Speaker A
Okay. And you could have spent this time getting good. So, what's your point? Maybe it's time to heal again.
Speaker A
That was a lucky. That was lucky. I have some heals. I'm crossing my fingers for this next round.
Speaker A
Okay, maybe we should try a different strategy. I just unlucky, you know. Okay, unlucky.
Speaker A
Maybe if you were good, we would need to hear bro sound effect. I actually got nothing to say. I got nothing to say to evil.
Speaker A
And yet you're still failing to prove me wrong. You suck. I don't think this uh press is uh ultimate this then change it. You have had plenty opportunities. What is stopping you?
Speaker A
That point. That point. Oh, that's the coolest bad point I've ever heard. Maybe fate will take me away from you.
Speaker A
Maybe it won't. Let me heal you up real quick. Oh yeah, sorry about before. My bad.
Speaker A
Are back there. That's all I can do for you. Wait, never mind. A bit more silk for you. Interesting.
Speaker A
Many fly. Many flies. Shooting the bad guys. Good fly. Maya. No, I missed my [ __ ] Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Oh my god. Yeah. [ __ ] no [ __ ] Work out.
Speaker A
Veto, would it be okay if I sabotaged you one last time? No. If I sabotage you one last time, and I mean it, then from then on, I'll only help you.
Speaker A
Please, for once, I'm begging you. Just one last time. I promise. I think it would be really fun to see.
Speaker A
Does it feel weird having someone cheerlead you? Analysis. Ready? You see how much I'm concentrating right now?
Speaker A
Your kind of concentration looks like the type where I shouldn't interrupt you. And I'll be honest, I want to bother you. So, I'm just going to spam my abilities.
Speaker A
Maybe chat can guess what my abilities are. Would love to see how accurate they are.
Speaker A
Maybe chat can guess what my abilities are. base are pretty easy to spot. Basil, speaking of, I'm running out of abilities.
Speaker A
Having only one ability as Fisk will be really funny to see. Imagine how many horns you could torment me with.
Speaker A
[ __ ] that was stressful. That was stressful. That one HP at the end. You did it though, Evil. Good job.
Speaker A
Yippy, I'm proud of you. I am. Uh, that fight was really close. Maybe next time you should use better strats.
Speaker A
Oh, it wasn't very close. Let's not, you know, let's just end it as close.
Speaker A
Damn. So, what did I get for doing that fight? Exactly [ __ ] nothing except whatever it just gave me the other clown. God, you got a new tool. Dead bug's purse.
Speaker A
Oh, let me change my crest as well. I don't know if that's a good idea. Should I?
Speaker A
I'd recommend Reaper. It's probably the best option. Really? I don't know if that's universally uh understood, but I have kind of got used to it though.
Speaker A
Well, keeping your current load out is equally as valid. If you're built different, maybe it's worth at least the extra thing.
Speaker A
Oh, I can What's the new thing you got, nerd? Uh, actually doesn't matter. I can't wait. What is this one here? This is a I could have sworn I saw a secret on the left. You should check early now. Wait, I still want red storm.
Speaker A
You're pretending like Red Storm is helping you when all that just happened is you nearly died to one GP.
Speaker A
Is there any way for me to use the dead bug's purse? Like, can I get another memory lock it like here or is this going to be a locker weapon or something? It kind of looks like a weapon.
Speaker A
I don't think I can use that. Okay, whatever. Um, my quests. The lost fleas.
Speaker A
One more flea. Okay, there's three flint beetles. And we just did the terrible tyrant. Uh, so we turn that into bone bottom and collect the reward. Yes, please. Let's go to Bone Bottom.
Speaker A
Exit_34_8 is the closest exit to Bone Bottom. Wait, let me go this way. I actually think this way might be easier.
Speaker A
Uh, is it not? That's such a cool effect. Not familiar with what this is myself.
Speaker A
Why is chat saying I'm blind? So, when are you heading to Bone Bottom? I'm going right now. Why? Why do you ask?
Speaker A
No reason. Just asking, you know, cuz the place sounds cool. Bone Bottom is such a cool name.
Speaker A
Definitely one of my favorites. That's cool, I guess. Let me [music] turn in my quest. What do I get for this? 12,000 rosaries.
Speaker A
12,000 rosaries for that. I'd say that was an easy quest. You should do them more often.
Speaker A
I think we gotund 220 on this bad boy. Holy, we are rich now. You're rich beyond your wildest dreams.
Speaker A
Well, you should spend it all right away on something frivolous and you and I can cry about the ramifications later.
Speaker A
That's exactly my plan. Let me just check what I think the from the vendor. We should get the uh the bellway pins at least cuz I sometimes get confused by where they are. Oh, we can already afford that.
Speaker A
Perfect. Let's get that. Oh, excellent. We have so much money now. That's great news. That's just excellent news, really. Wow.
Speaker A
Wow. We should celebrate. Let's go spend it all. All right. We should. Well, let's take a look at that map.
Speaker A
I think we should go somewhere new. Explore a part of the map we've never been to before.
Speaker A
Okay. Where do you have in mind? Let's go to that unexplored exit. That one. I don't know how to get there.
Speaker A
I don't think we can. What's to stop you? Uh like I just don't I don't know how to physically physically get there.
Speaker A
Materials like brick and mortar are going to prevent you from exploring. Um, I forgot about this guy.
Speaker A
Hello. Oh, wait. Yeah, I forgot about this guy. What is this? Uh, help gather rosaries, mask shard, craft metal.
Speaker A
Was there a guy? There was a guy. There's a forge guy that uh that wanted craft metal. We could do that. It might be useful to update our upgrade our thing.
Speaker A
That sounds like a plan. Upgraded equipment would be a game changer for you right now, [music] man.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah, man. He was in um Why does Bhart have a big bell symbol?
Speaker A
The bell symbol indicates a bellway. [music] I believe it's some sort of fast travel system.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Was there another way to go into that? Cuz for I guess I remember this area in Shellwood. I didn't realize we could go into Melhard there. That's useful, I [music] guess. So, but in deep docks, this guy there was a vendor
Speaker A
selling something. So, we should uh we should not check out the unexplored areas before returning here.
Speaker A
Uh no, I don't know. Is it worth uh spending this money though? Maybe we should get the magnet.
Speaker A
the magnet. Get more. The magnet is investment. I guess that's true. Pretty boring investment though.
Speaker A
It is, but we're [music] going to get so much money back from it, so it's fine.
Speaker A
Craft metal. All right. First of all, let me go equip that that magnet. [music] I might need to use one of my memory lockets, but I think that's very much worth it. Oh, [ __ ] I can't. Oh,
Speaker A
the shard penant. Who gives a [ __ ] you know? There we go. [music] That's better.
Speaker A
You didn't lose too much in the process. Your load out is looking really solid.
Speaker A
Now that magnet will start to pay for itself. Let's get looting. Yeah. Okay. Let's go to um let's go to the place I was saying.
Speaker A
Let's go to uh that area in the deep docks. We'll see if we can uh see if we can upgrade our nail. I don't or in whatever it is. I don't know if we'd be able to, but it's worth checking.
Speaker A
We can still go get the vendor first. The vendor. Oh, the vendor in Detox.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah, him. I bet he thinks he's better than us for owning his shop and running his little business. We should teach him a lesson or two when we find him.
Speaker A
Believe me, I'm going to when I when I when I buy things from his shop, he's going to be all like, "Wow, what? Thanks for spending money at my shop." Yeah.
Speaker A
Now I can feed my 12 children and maybe thanks to your generosity, avoid paying my taxes.
Speaker A
You wouldn't want to support somebody that doesn't pay their taxes with me. We wouldn't want to support anyone that does pay their taxes, too.
Speaker A
Oh, [groaning] I'd only support tax evaders if they promise to use the money on drugs and women.
Speaker A
What? Never mind. I forgot this guy sells like actually garbage. Excuse you, Mr. High and Mighty. I'm sure we'd be pretty pleased with this selection if you knew how to budget.
Speaker A
Crafting by claw alone produces inferior results so you can craft finer sharper and deadlier tools. I guess I just don't care for any of this.
Speaker A
Well, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Yeah, I'd rather save my money, honestly.
Speaker A
[ __ ] that guy. Veto, you're just jealous. He has a thriving business. I have a thriving business. I have a thriving business. I make uh billions of of of pounds per year.
Speaker A
Sure. Veto's Lair is such a well established enterprise. I've heard Taco Bell is shaking in their boots.
Speaker A
They actually are. Yeah. And what exactly is your business model? My business model make money.
Speaker A
And how do you propose we make money? We You said anything about we? Aren't you French?
Speaker A
No. Okay, good. Maybe we can get along. Nothing against the French, per se. Turns out I just don't want to be associated with them.
Speaker A
Yeah. F. Yeah. No, nothing against French at all. I don't know what you're on about.
Speaker A
We sound like your classic all American rich business owners. Cocky, snobby, entitled. Oh, and ruthless.
Speaker A
We are ruthless is the thing. Ruthless when it comes to business. And uh other matters. I should have Don't get too cocky. We need to be on guard at all times when it comes to business.
Speaker A
Biggest threat comes from other ambitious and competent business people. I Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I think so. I did unlock this area. Um, what happened was I was in this the end of the last episode. I was trying to test the evil
Speaker A
not talking to me thing and I was just running around this area trying to find combat like just around the spawn bench.
Speaker A
Um and I ran into got confused ran out. Um yeah, I still need for your forgiveness for that's interesting.
Speaker A
There. Did that make up for it? I healed you and now you should heal me back.
Speaker A
Uh, you don't have health. My dearest Vetle, my actions fell into necessity as a dolphin dives the waves in search of breath.
Speaker A
I got to heal. Either way, you have two masks right now. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Eme, I'm actually planning to let you die. Let's chill. I suppose don't worry about you [ __ ] I'm trying my best.
Speaker A
Oh, don't do that to me. Okay, I thought I died. I canceled my heal.
Speaker A
F maya, go find a bench then. Oh, I'm sad. I'm sad now. Evil. What can I do to make you feel better?
Speaker A
Um, rosaries. Okay, I found rosaries. We're going to Oh. In sex, are rosaries more important to you than your daughter?
Speaker A
Let's do this in order of importance. First, I heal you, then I get you more rosary.
Speaker A
F mayor. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I need to backtrack and grab the bench. I am a bit too scared of this place.
Speaker A
Calm down, please. Okay. Sorry. All right. You're right. There's no reason not to be calm.
Speaker A
Sorry for not being calm. You can spiral up and up, but you'll just make things worse. Do not take this as a threat, but a promise.
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's right. Gabriel, Vle, have you tried just chilling? Uh, no.
Speaker A
Ah, to be young and naive. You are young and naive. Maybe you should try having fewer existential crises.
Speaker A
I've heard that helps. Why are you talking to yourself? Stop talking to yourself. I'm sorry. I'm right. Your existential crises manifest in many forms. The most frequent of which being paranoia.
Speaker A
I'm not paranoid. Why? I'd be paranoid though. Enea, there's a voice in your head saying cast fuard now. Better do what it says.
Speaker A
That might be your head. Okay. Yeah. Oh, I was passing. You might be my head. I think I'd need someifications for that.
Speaker A
So nice. I don't really like tune. Look at that. The music does sound nice. If we listen hard enough, can we hear the composer's sorrow?
Speaker A
One sec. Hey, look at them go. What do you think about the meaning of music be?
Speaker A
Do you think it holds anything beyond surface level utility? What do I think about the meaning of music? Like just what kind of question are you asking me?
Speaker A
What is the meaning of music? I think it holds a deeper transcendent meaning. one beyond conventional analysis by our feeble minds.
Speaker A
Insect. I think music is an expression of the soul and I think it has the power to heal and transport us. [snorts] [ __ ] stick bugs.
Speaker A
Please don't kill any bugs. I like the bugs in this area. I feel like a lot of modern music has become too rigid. It's rare to hear music that feels alive and has a clear soul.
Speaker A
Listen, music is here. Yeah, it's here to cleanse a boss fight. Greetings, O music of life.
Speaker A
Be honest with me. Is this a boss fight? I have a feel that looks like a boss fight to me. I don't know if I'm I don't know if I'm on board with with all that. I like this the look of this
Speaker A
uh this bench symbol over here. You know Splinter, can you stop for a second? I want to talk what?
Speaker A
Splinter hasn't done his taxes for 2 years and he is spiraling downwards into debt.
Speaker A
It's actually a really sad story. Oh that's Wait, do you remember the start of the stream when we were trying to access the the thing over here? We've come full circle. This is it. This is the the thing.
Speaker A
Wow, nature is so healing. Maybe next time you reincarnate, come with a stick bug.
Speaker A
Jesus Christ. That's uh That's so beautiful. Oh my [ __ ] god. Honestly, this is only the second ugliest place we've been today.
Speaker A
Okay, I have to veto. You've come so far today. What will you do next?
Speaker A
I'm about to fight a boss and win first try. You have made so much progress. To keep momentum, you need to push yourself onward and upward.
Speaker A
Wow, that's so so beautiful. And you're so beautiful, too. You bugs in this area.
Speaker A
I feel like I can't do the voice acting justice. Niel mods. No, you can do it. You can do it.
Speaker A
I don't know. I feel kind of awkward if you're watching me. Maybe turn around.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. They shall join. Union upon your thread. A gift for your waking. A world strong to serve.
Speaker A
Vienna, your turn. Wow, that was so much better than I could have done. Like, actually, it was pretty good.
Speaker A
Just Just read the line. Oh, man. Fine. Creature. Your claws guide those cursed threads, but you are not their source. What role do you play in this vile affliction?
Speaker A
[snorts] Hey. Oh, it's my favorite verse of my favorite poem. Reddit V doll. Nah, it's fine. How fine her shell and silken claw. That's me for you, mother.
Speaker A
Let her Let me claim her all for you. Fred didn't personally, but [screaming] you better not die to this.
Speaker A
I sly. Okay. All right. [screaming] There you go. Receive my flowers. Ow. The [ __ ] heals. Thank you.
Speaker A
Just praying that you don't instantly die. A bit of healing should keep you going.
Speaker A
I just I got to learn the attack m patterns. The attack moves. The attack the attacks, you know.
Speaker A
Oh, Vetle, I think this is where the real gameplay starts. Are you ready to put everything we've learned to the test? You know what? You know what?
Speaker A
Evil. Yes, I am. I can go under that guy. I'm happy to hear that because frankly, you've been bricking it.
Speaker A
It's time to put everything we've learned to the test. [screaming] [groaning] Oh, yeah. I might even use this new attack pattern, you know. I got a different move set now.
Speaker A
Wow, that's super cool. You're kind of a combat god now. You should try and follow the boss.
Speaker A
Yeah, I don't like that. I'll get used to it. Okay, I'll bet you never get hit by that attack again.
Speaker A
[groaning] Don't parry that thing. Do you have the parame? No. Oh my god, you died again.
Speaker A
Yeah, I feel like that wasn't that bad there. Like I feel like as far as attempts go, there's going to be attempts. You know what I mean?
Speaker A
True. But there will also be much better like actually beating the boss. Imagine. Okay. Well, that's my that's my plan for the next one.
Speaker A
Okay. In actually beat the boss this time. What the [ __ ] Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Speaker A
Yes, I was still learning the patterns. Ben, have you learned the patterns yet? It would be a bit embarrassing if you hadn't.
Speaker A
[screaming] [screaming] Come at me. Ah [ __ ] Did they actually all just block everything?
Speaker A
Oh, par. Oh [ __ ] I see him. I'm proud of you for getting a carry.
Speaker A
Now, just keep a clear head and the rest will follow. It would help if you had some more health and fight.
Speaker A
I am the best at healing you by the way. Wow. You'll never guess what I'm the best at casting flies as well.
Speaker A
What? Okay, then then do that, please. There's your face. You'd better go collect it.
Speaker A
There you go. That's Yeah. You're doing great, Beetle. You'll have this boss done in no time.
Speaker A
I mean, I guess we did. Sorry, I was just trying to pay you. Never mind. What the [ __ ] So, it's worth me trying to before you die.
Speaker A
Bam. Just promise me if you die. Better save. All right. I really I really thought If you get hit one more time, then you're dead.
Speaker A
All right. All right. I just had to learn the patterns in that one. Jesus Christ, dude. I thought I was gutted for a second. I almost felt good about myself for the first time today. So, that's quite exciting.
Speaker A
That's genuinely quite sad. If you want to feel good about yourself today, maybe try beating the boss.
Speaker A
Okay. Well, that's next on the agenda. All right. Will you give me a reason to be proud of you?
Speaker A
I would like a reason. Oh, there's no can't think of any other reason. [screaming] I'll try my best, but that boss has caused us quite a bit of trouble.
Speaker A
There you go. Have some safe. All for you. Okay, we got this. Hey, Bru.
Speaker A
Ignore that one. I just thought it was funny. I'm not 100% sure on that beetle. If you could like Wow, look at all these flies.
Speaker A
Let me heal you. [screaming] [screaming] [groaning] [groaning] Let me in. [groaning and screaming] I feel like we're playing a pattern at the moment.
Speaker A
[ __ ] speedrun that [ __ ] Well, the pattern will [screaming] probably continue. Lock the [ __ ] pattern there. I just gave you a shield. If you aren't invincible now, then I don't know what to [screaming]
Speaker A
silk. [screaming] [ __ ] He's going so well and then the second phase starts and I'm like trapped in that corner.
Speaker A
I did my best with healing and shielding. Sorry I'm not good enough for you.
Speaker A
No, no, it wasn't your fault, Evil. You did a good job. I just Yeah, it was tough. And I That silk was helpful. I just couldn't get to it, you know, cuz then I could have healed.
Speaker A
That makes sense. It is often a hassle to get to silk. I could reserve my silk for more healing if you would like.
Speaker A
[screaming and groaning] [groaning] Ow. Okay. I should have stay guarded there. My bad. My fault. My fault.
Speaker A
Will you beat the boss this time or will you die again? I'm going to try. Oh, maybe not this way.
Speaker A
Drinking game. Take a shot every time. Don't do that. My life model is always [ __ ] Okay, I hear you again.
Speaker A
Not sure you really deserved it. I'm sorry, Hornet. I don't even know if we'll win this.
Speaker A
[groaning] One It's crazy. I'm just going to [screaming] kick you to help me up.
Speaker A
I don't need to thank you. I just want you to remember this moment forever.
Speaker A
All right, we're good. We're good. We're good. [screaming] Sorry. I just think we could a little more fly out.
Speaker A
Damn. How about that corner? Did you like almost dying V doll? Um, I didn't really like the dying part, actually. We're being honest.
Speaker A
Have you considered not being in the corner this time? Might help with your little dying part.
Speaker A
I feel like I was less in the corner, but I was still uh not doing amazingly. [snorts] Use your range attacks. I should I should use my all as well, but I try to save the healing to be honest.
Speaker A
We got it. [screaming] We got it. Bele, you better have it. Take that, you pestilence widow.
Speaker A
[screaming] Spiders deserve only to be abused as their record existence stands as a blight upon our world.
Speaker A
My shield is up. Frost. Nice parab. Yeah, good healing opportunity. Hacker up. Giant spider.
Speaker A
Their skinny legs always make me think of the last time I tried to bake a cake.
Speaker A
What? I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] Maybe you could think about your modesty when fighting the boss.
Speaker A
I'm not paying attention now. Relax. Got you. Relax. Right. Right. Yes. Let's relax. But I would appreciate it if you could entertain me. Beetle, have some of that. Widow.
Speaker A
My flies generally entertain me. Not sure about you though. [screaming] Damn. Heat. [screaming and groaning] [screaming] Oops. My bad. I don't think I have any more heals left.
Speaker A
No, it's okay. Not your fault. Damn, it's uh She's a tffy. We need to try and get as few hits as possible on Widow next time. Should I just spam my ranged abilities instead?
Speaker A
I should have used more range abilities actually. That's probably what I some anger before we get to Widow again.
Speaker A
That's probably my fault cuz I still have some of the harpoons in my current setup. I [ __ ] use them.
Speaker A
[screaming] If you've got some harpoons, then use them. [groaning] I do like you can hit the bell now you need to actually land more parry or dodges for that matter.
Speaker A
And that's another way on the ground. [groaning] Okay, let's do this. That'll do the trick.
Speaker A
Ow. So rude, honestly. 11.6 m away unknown room exit 53 BC9_73634 5788162 below right of Hornet 34.2 2 m away room in Bellhart exit back 22 6_736340_5788160 above left of hornet 60.8 [music] 8 M away.
Speaker A
Gosh, I wish I had a pet spider. Let's go in. Okay, the fight hasn't started yet.
Speaker A
Wow, she's locked in. I don't blame her. [screaming] Yeah, whoever in the chat just said Hornet is so bad. Um, you know what? I got no comment about it.
Speaker A
Throw me off my game. Whoever said that, look, I love you, chat, but that wasn't exactly helpful. So true.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's not helpful right now. Look, should have seen that one coming is not helpful either. Let's just focus on game for a bit. Okay, let's be honest. You really need love in.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Stop faking the surprise. You can taste it. [groaning and screaming] Oh yeah, Harpoon's coming in crutch.
Speaker A
Damn it. [screaming] No [ __ ] Deaths 94. Bet you didn't expect to get a number that high, huh? [sighs] Yeah. You know what? I actually didn't.
Speaker A
How about 100? Um, we won't get to 100. I think we'll beat the game before.
Speaker A
[screaming] Oh, you're going to beat the game before 100 deaths? Good on you. Thank you.
Speaker A
Forfeits masks is a little too precarious for my liking. [screaming] Lock in. No can do.
Speaker A
[groaning and screaming] Okay, I have shielded you. Please don't waste it. The shield is helpful. Go ahead.
Speaker A
Slightly help. It would have been more useful if you didn't spawn the shield immediately.
Speaker A
Okay, let's fix that. Being at one terrifies me. I will never be able to.
Speaker A
You promise to never be one mask again. [groaning] Do you promise to never squander another shield again?
Speaker A
I wanted to sell. While I appreciate doing what you can, it's technically not a promise.
Speaker A
No. Oops. You're back at three. [music] My bad. I have no charges anymore. my boss.
Speaker A
Do you think if you had been more careful, I would have had charges for fail.
Speaker A
Nice one. You parry, I'm proud of [groaning] phase two. [screaming] Can I just say I think your reactions are actually better when you don't like when you're held by a roar or grab.
Speaker A
Look, it's just a dog. Maybe it's just because there's less clutter in my mind.
Speaker A
Okay, now I'm done with my psychological. You can talk [screaming] now. I had like three [ __ ] HP, man.
Speaker A
I just Okay. I just I keep focusing on the balls and then she does her thing and I just It's a charge attack and it's like harder to spot, you know.
Speaker A
Maybe you should close your eyes and use your other senses to predict nothing to say about that one.
Speaker A
Yeah, maybe I should. Maybe I should. Come to think of it, there's a whole lot of ways you could definitely try to enhance your gaming abilities.
Speaker A
I keep saying like, "Oh, I [screaming] should use my rage abilities." And I just never, you know, try to handle that really. I also just keep throwing.
Speaker A
Your biggest throw is just misunderstanding how to approach any given boss. Okay. Okay. I just uh maybe I maybe out of segment. Yeah.
Speaker A
Maybe I should get a bruski or two to liven up the pace. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Hi, Beetle's head. Lighten up. It's all in good fun. Oh, sorry. It's lighten up. It's all in good fun.
Speaker A
Sorry. Can't comment much. Yeah. Why am I Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to kill this guy.
Speaker A
[screaming] [groaning] You let me down last time. If you let me down again, I'll have to shock you.
Speaker A
It's looking like you'll survive a lot longer than last time. [screaming] Well, that's all.
Speaker A
I want you to kill this boss first try. I think you can do it. You just need to have some belief and a little help.
Speaker A
Hey, I'm technically not your parent or anything. Please don't call me sir. Okay. Sorry, sir.
Speaker A
Mayo, next up. Wow, thank you for actually picking up Veto. Normally, you just let it run out.
Speaker A
Imagine if I just let you suffer and didn't use my blood. I think you would die more. and therefore suffer more if I stop using my power. [groaning] What if we and hear me out just use all our skills when they're ready instead of
Speaker A
You're so low on health. Please be more careful. I'm trying to do my hardest to help here.
Speaker A
[screaming] On second thought, maybe I should be more. I [ __ ] carried the [ __ ] out of that guy man.
Speaker A
It's okay. I forgive you, Veto. Try again. You really forgive me? Really? Even though that was all the best gameplay you ever seen in your life?
Speaker A
This is some of the worst gameplay I've seen. Can't be that bad. It cannot be that bad.
Speaker A
Have you thought about any of the current quests? Maybe you should try picking berries. Sounds more your speed.
Speaker A
Evil, I need some motivation from you. It's 9:38 p.m. If you beat the next boss in 30 minutes, then you can have a little treat.
Speaker A
I'll let you have a haribo singular one. One harab. Yes, I have to be punished. Therefore, you only get one.
Speaker A
Okay, fine. Sorry. I'll have one harbo. I put my controller down. That is a [ __ ] targeted attack.
Speaker A
Did that that attack was definitely targeted. Okay. All right. Do you think you will some breathing exercises for me? Try to will Veto get the next boss first try?
Speaker A
No shot. There is not a chance. [groaning] Okay. Well, I really like that poll.
Speaker A
Why? Why is the top vote just who? Whatever. I'm about to lock in. So, hang on. I'll show you.
Speaker A
Why is the most likely option the bottom one? [snorts] [groaning] Over. [screaming and groaning] It's over for the widow.
Speaker A
[screaming] That was close. Maybe you should try something a bit more reckless. [groaning] 64% voted in the poll. I think that a lot.
Speaker A
This is probably one of the most intense fights in the game. Not the boss, but the duel between yourself and your own attention.
Speaker A
It looked cool up until I embarrassingly did that. You know, [screaming] you know, V doing a pretty good job. I'm proud.
Speaker A
I lost health on that. That's [ __ ] up. No, actually take that back. [screaming] All right. All right.
Speaker A
All right. [screaming] Just calm down. I'm trying my best to help you here. Thank you. Yeah, now I recognize that it just it just it all falls apart. so quickly.
Speaker A
Do not worry. This just comes down to practice. Next life will last a little longer, right?
Speaker A
You'd hope so. You would hope so. Do you want to go straight back to the boss?
Speaker A
Just got to Yeah, I do. I just got to use my ranged weapons. Okay. Why am I not using my range weapons? [screaming] Wow, you're back already.
Speaker A
Bet you wished you were using those ranged weapons now, huh? I'm not even concerned. You a lot of people flame is now shooting widow. You're telling me you can take it from here?
Speaker A
Let's see how long we can keep up not being quite concerned for. Okay, I'll admit the next 5 seconds do look quite promising.
Speaker A
Hornet beetle, stop complaining so much. [groaning] There's nothing left to deal with. Try not to get hit, please.
Speaker A
Go. [screaming] I'm trying my best. [groaning] Oh, I need to use my silk. One sec.
Speaker A
[screaming and groaning] [groaning] Dude, please do not die again. I will be stronger. [screaming and groaning] Why, Beetle?
Speaker A
I didn't do it on purpose. Okay, it's just not the easiest fight I've ever done in my life.
Speaker A
If I continue helping you this much, I'm going to have to start charging rent.
Speaker A
That cannot be true. Damn. Fay flame started and sick. You're right. It's not true. But again, that was so embarrassing. Thank you, Chad. Thank you.
Speaker A
This This one's the one. All right, this one's [screaming] the one. Okay, this actually might be the one.
Speaker A
Take hand to hand combat. I'm thinking you should keep your distance. It looks cooler.
Speaker A
I can't beat him in high, Beetle. Don't you think you're just slightly underleveled? Maybe that's why you're struggling so much.
Speaker A
That might be it. I might just be on normal that point. Sec. Anyone got any tips for the boss?
Speaker A
It's fine. Yeah. What What are What are the tips for the boss? Uh, Evil, maybe you have some tips for the boss.
Speaker A
I have several varied tips for the boss. Die faster so we can restart the fight sooner. Die a second time for good measure. die a third time just for me.
Speaker A
Maybe die a fourth time if you're feeling it. So, the thing is I have been following that advice.
Speaker A
It's just not been working out for me. Ah, behind on the meta. That's fine. I can try and come up with some new and original tips.
Speaker A
How many deaths are we at right now? [groaning] 100 deaths. Congratulations. Is that a world record?
Speaker A
I don't think it is. I just don't think it is a world record. How does it feel to be in triple digits?
Speaker A
Would you say you are a changed man? [snorts] I feel like this game has changed something in me. Yeah.
Speaker A
[groaning] Do you think you could go back to how you were before or do you think the triple digit curse is irreversible?
Speaker A
I don't think I'll ever be in the double digits again. Why don't we try to break 200 deaths then? Might as well double down.
Speaker A
[snorts] No, no. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. We got it. We literally got it.
Speaker A
How confident are you that you're going to beat it this time? 0%. I would give it 10%. 10%. [groaning] Is it worth creating a [screaming] poll to see if chat agrees with your 10% prediction?
Speaker A
Is better than the poll ended. And let me keep the results secret for you.
Speaker A
I'm afraid you might lose any morale you have left. You could really do with a little healing right now. And I need to tidy my soak up anyway.
Speaker A
I hope I can keep my shield going for the majority of the fight. You will reach 200 deaths if not playing again. You're welcome.
Speaker A
[groaning] We shall see about that soon. I wanted to keep it a secret, but your poll results are 81% yes and 19% [screaming] no.
Speaker A
You are technically doing better than the Shane says you are still going to die.
Speaker A
[screaming] Okay, two health. I think now is a good time. Look, I'll make things easier with a little speed boost.
Speaker A
No. [groaning and screaming] Oh, well, close, but no cigar. I just didn't even feel like I knew how to do it. You know what I mean? Like it just like the phase one just feels easy, but phase two just feels like like I'm
Speaker A
like I have no idea what I'm doing. Like I don't even know the strategy, you know? I haven't recognized the patterns of or of moving around the map either. I don't know how to do that either.
Speaker A
Can you try equipping the reaper crest next time you're at a bench? It's my favorite.
Speaker A
I don't know if it's the reaper crest will help, but we could try. I mean, maybe maybe we just have to win.
Speaker A
Well, of course there's that. But I mean, we should try to stack our deck as much as possible.
Speaker A
You could definitely have a better load out right now. Yeah, that's probably true. But I don't know. I just like the main way to dodge the charging attack is jumping.
Speaker A
But then on the second phase, you jump and you get hit by balls flying in random directions. You know what I mean?
Speaker A
[groaning] Maybe you need to heal for some of those attacks. I can distract the boss long enough with my flies.
Speaker A
[snorts and groaning] That might help. I'm sick. The only question is, are you brave enough to find out if it helps?
Speaker A
Yes, I am. Good. You should go. Let's take it easy. Let's take it easy.
Speaker A
You know, it's not it's not a not a rush. All right. Do you find this is a pattern in your life? Taking it easy until things get too hard.
Speaker A
Do you find this is a pattern in your life? Taking it easy until things get too hard. Cloud two health. Wonder if we won't need any more help.
Speaker A
Two health. How's that for a metaphor? Ta. Look, we even have a little extra stuff for you.
Speaker A
Oh, that's helpful. [groaning and screaming] I'm just spamming your abilities at this point. That wasn't cool.
Speaker A
That's just sad. It's just sad. That was a little embarrassing to watch. Not going to lie.
Speaker A
Well, whatever, man. Oh my god. I am not in distress. I am in my happy place.
Speaker A
Oh, your happy place. How adorable and infrequent. No problem. You know, I learn. I I learn. I'm a learner.
Speaker A
Are you a learner? I'm a learner. Honestly, Widow is just a really tough boss. Okay.
Speaker A
Oh, don't don't pity me. I absorb information at a rate that would make your head spin.
Speaker A
Evil. I'm a learner. Okay. And all I do is learn. Engineered to absorb information really quickly.
Speaker A
Okay. And are you learning anything from this box? Yeah, [screaming] I'm learning that what makes it tick. You know, once you know what makes it tick, you can destroy the clock.
Speaker A
Exactly. Oh, I'm learning as well. I'm learning that you're kind of bad at the game.
Speaker A
Oh my god, I just had a repeating experience. Okay, now I'm learning that you're really bad at the game.
Speaker A
The exact same thing was about to happen if I just Well, that was a pretty sick play. Can you do it again?
Speaker A
How much I learned? Stop talking about how you learn. You're just trying to convince yourself.
Speaker A
[groaning] I am just trying to convince myself that you suck. You need to prove to me that you're worthy.
Speaker A
[screaming] They just [ __ ] animation cancelled my healing with with by what? By dancing.
Speaker A
[ __ ] up. Uh, my bad. Not a deliberate sabotage though. I'm so sorry I couldn't heal.
Speaker A
What happened to my heal? Genuinely, what happened to my heal? That's so sad. Okay, that just [ __ ] me up though.
Speaker A
Whoa. You okay, V doll? Let me Google some therapists for you. Uh, yeah. Do you order a my house [screaming and groaning] should help you regarding your I am also trying to book an appointment with you and Dr.
Speaker A
right now. I can't remember the last time I took damage mentally. You should try getting on my low.
Speaker A
Don't mention it. Do not mention it. I don't want to talk about that one. Just don't even don't even don't even talk about that one.
Speaker A
Damn. Fine, fine, fine. Let's move on. Teach me something new. Yeah, I'm going to teach you how to win.
Speaker A
[screaming] Nice. Good. Ellie hits. Just call me the ultimate medic. Never need a doctor again with me as a companion.
Speaker A
Let me compose myself. I don't want to be too aggro with my feelings. Oh [ __ ] This is pretty close.
Speaker A
Okay, I feel like I've been a pretty good healer generally. How about a little pat on the back?
Speaker A
If you see me doing a cheeky little in the last minute, please laugh and let me know.
Speaker A
I swear to God, if you're about to die again because you're [ __ ] at this, I'm not healing you.
Speaker A
Nice parry. You're actually pretty good at timing though. Okay, I think I'm done healing. Time to be aggressive.
Speaker A
Oops. I didn't mean to cast. I meant to pass. Veto, please tell me you can finish the fight with your own skills. I'm trying my best at this point.
Speaker A
And second [groaning and screaming] leg last. F mayo. [screaming] How did you manage to die, Vetle?
Speaker A
I feel like I got the hang of it for now or for a second. Okay, cuz I was like if I just jump over him when he's like runs at me and don't do the [ __ ] [ __ ]
Speaker A
ass [ __ ] I feel like I had a better chance, but then I just all lost him.
Speaker A
Do you feel quite embarrassed not being able to defeat one little widow? Should I feel embarrassed?
Speaker A
Well, I think you should. Okay. Well, Esmea, maybe you need some therapy. Not only did you die to a widow, you failed to kill it, too.
Speaker A
I I did. That's right. But you have to understand that widow that widow is [snorts] old. And that's just what old old things can do.
Speaker A
That's terrible. Even worse for you. How could you lose to something old? That means it's closer to death.
Speaker A
[groaning] Now we got it. I should switch the uh throwable item I have though. The harpoons are kind of bad. [snorts] Sorry to say that about harpoons.
Speaker A
Harpoons are amazing. You're the problem. Uh, [snorts] don't think that's true. Veto, you bozo, have you tried just aiming the harpoons?
Speaker A
[screaming and groaning] See, I got an early hit of them. Even though crows, they know how to do that one. They They haven't figured out the tech is limited to just that one.
Speaker A
I thought about you have to stop taking damage. This is actually getting embarrassing. I'm really person.
Speaker A
You are wasting all of my healing and it is starting to annoy me. Maybe if you were actually good at this game, we would not be having this issue.
Speaker A
You are wasting all of my healing. Maybe this will help you heal. [screaming] Have you forgotten how to heal?
Speaker A
Oh, I got healing down. Don't worry. Yeah, I will have to worry about your skill with this boss as you only have a handful of harpoon left.
Speaker A
Damn. You'll need to earn back my trust after that harpoon blunder. You [ __ ] hostiles would be a good test for your healing [groaning and screaming] should be happy now.
Speaker A
Hey, full health, full [screaming] and you'll have no problem killing this. Just like the second you go in the air, [screaming] it's just from everywhere there.
Speaker A
I'm trying my best here. You died. [ __ ] Do you feel stupid and embarrassed?
Speaker A
Of course, Donor Beetle loses to Widow. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Fine. Literally fine.
Speaker A
Literally fine. Shut up. I can see you're not fine. Don't try to pretend you're okay.
Speaker A
Right. Fine. Why does he run instead of jump? I have no [screaming] idea. Whatever works for you, I guess.
Speaker A
You can make this fight easier by using the abilities you are given like jumping, diving, and dash attack.
Speaker A
Oh my god. I'm doing my best for you. I don't think you're doing yours.
Speaker A
I'm doing my best for you. Also, I just face the widow. Stop getting hit.
Speaker A
You may have lost our team, but you're going to take damage again. [ __ ] scuffle attack. [ __ ] healing.
Speaker A
Scuttle creature scuttle. I will just acquire healing. Do you think you can do the scuttle attack that you know you want to do? [groaning] Scuttle. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker A
No. Why didn't he scuttle? Glass of water for table veto down. Bad. Okay. All right.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Brh. Go beat the boss again. This time win underscore. Okay. Yeah. All right.
Speaker A
Right. Let's just go win this time. That was that was my issue. I wasn't winning.
Speaker A
Oh, I see. Yeah, you didn't win last time. Just simply win this time. Good advice.
Speaker A
simply win because we are better. [screaming] Do you think you'll get it this time or will we be sitting here all day?
Speaker A
I [groaning] don't mind just Oh, you're heating up. That's adorable. Genuinely rooting for you.
Speaker A
You know, even if you died, I'd still cheer for you. Is it working? Flame.
Speaker A
Not sure if you want to call it on a fight here though. What boss do you think is the first V doll? We are betting in my discord and I am moving for and this guy is too.
Speaker A
Please deal. Hornet, for the love of God, please dash appropriately. It's making me physically cringe.
Speaker A
Hey, Hornet, do a back flip. Damn. Look, I can't save for you. Do you feel threatened? Well, [groaning] I don't think you could handle me casting.
Speaker A
Don't attack. Besides, it would be [screaming] the funniest thing to see Widow's reaction. Lol. Did you see that? Lost Widow plus get it makes me so mad.
Speaker A
It makes me so Why the amount of effort I have to Oh. Oh, did you just find one of the game's best charms?
Speaker A
I just I just can't I just can't like I just I get [ __ ] I get [ __ ] Oh my god. Poor little Vetle can't take the heat.
Speaker A
I don't know. Like I'm I'm somehow really bad at the second base. [screaming] [groaning] Like really bad.
Speaker A
We can take on the boss now if you just go and do it. Kind of hard to practice for it when I last about seconds.
Speaker A
I just cast Flame again on W. She's going to be dead soon. Look, you're never going to get better if you keep dying like this.
Speaker A
If you last longer than two seconds do this, [groaning] aren't you proud of how much Chad is helping you? I'd argue it's only fair if you give him that money back instead.
Speaker A
Oops. I felt the urge to heal for most of the fight. My bad. Look all that health.
Speaker A
What are you going to do next? Heal again. [screaming] Can we have a little more damage, please? I'm starting to get bored of blasting. [screaming] Sply, please let this help kill Widow. I am getting desperate.
Speaker A
[screaming and groaning] Wow, I'm having to carry this boss. [music] Maybe you benefit from a little more.
Speaker A
Oops. I felt the urge to hear from my bad. [screaming and groaning] I have no more room. Better not die.
Speaker A
I'm really just hoping you don't die here. It would be so embarrassing. [groaning] [screaming] Yeah. Speaking of, I had it for a second there when I was trying not to uh You died when I was Maybe that's a sign.
Speaker A
Yeah, I did die when I Yeah. Oh, I think I died before that. But I was trying not to attack here. I was trying to dodge and it felt fine to dodge.
Speaker A
I was trying to damage it. I don't know. Maybe I lost the uh I lost the flow.
Speaker A
Yeah, you definitely need to get in the flow to defeat the boss. Oh, I've got technically the boss you're fighting is [screaming] just me pressing your buttons and controlling you this whole time.
Speaker A
[groaning and screaming] Vito, you are doing great. You're going to kill it this time. I can feel it.
Speaker A
Actually, I have it on good authority that this is the run. Almost all your abilities are back and you're almost at full health.
Speaker A
just did a little safe because I love Yeah, I like Don't worry, Beetle. I got your back.
Speaker A
Not that you need a lot of help anyway. Right. Seeing right now. Uhing on him.
Speaker A
[screaming] Remind me to be careful with your health. No one. [screaming] Okay, my bad. Wrong way.
Speaker A
Filtered. It was a missing missing. But please understand. I'm pretending to understand just like I'm pretending to be your friend.
Speaker A
[screaming] Are you this bad at all bosses or just uh face again? It's okay that you die. Just try not to die again. Cry being the important word here.
Speaker A
Did you know I really like the cas? I've been wondering that one. What do you mean? I'm actually doing a genuine.
Speaker A
Maybe if you pass it more then we can see how far it can go.
Speaker A
You know, I think you're doing a lot better this time. Maybe you will actually kill after all.
Speaker A
I'm not looking. [groaning] You can look now. I feel you. Kill me more. Okay, be as you command.
Speaker A
My only wish is to satisfy my mopsy [screaming] fake lane couldn't hurt me. My typical [screaming] [screaming] Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah. Damn it. [screaming] Look at her. You're going to win. [music] Okay. [screaming] [groaning and screaming] Oh, I thought you guys [ __ ] [ __ ] Lord, man. Jesus Christ. [screaming] [groaning] God damn. I was worried for you for a
Speaker A
second. Genuinely, [screaming] I was worried for me for a second as well. That was actually a really tough boss.
Speaker A
Well done. Yeah. Well, it wasn't tough. I would say it was pretty easy. I feel like like once I stopped playing one-handed, it was it was pretty easy.
Speaker A
Play ancient melodies by stringing silk along the needle. Silk will be expended. Strike enemies to replenish silk.
Speaker A
I think a lot of bosses are artificially hard without a bench nearby. There's a bench not too far from here.
Speaker A
What does what do I don't remember this place. I don't think I left here.
Speaker A
You should try going out more. It's bad to stay cooped up inside. Maybe get a little exercise.
Speaker A
Yeah, no, you're right. You're right. Sorry. Apology accepted. Maybe you could try apologizing to some of your friends.
Speaker A
What is that thing? If I had to guess, I would say it's an entity primarily composed of silk.
Speaker A
Is this an original piece by you? Yeah, that's an original. Look at those moves.
Speaker A
Well, I'm lost for words at how [music] to complement this. Um, composition. Can you do some ad lips?
Speaker A
I could, but would you be offended if I did? No. Give me some ad lips.
Speaker A
Oh, wow. Glass Shatter. Amazing. Thank you. Genuinely, I do love the song, though. Makes me feel like I'm going insane.
Speaker A
Why do the spiders look like that? You know what I mean? Like, do you actually know what I mean?
Speaker A
Damn, you gave me a spider jump scare just then. Now my body is covered in chills. I'm blaming the music for this.
Speaker A
Like no one in chat knows what I mean, but it's fine. No one gets me.
Speaker A
a grappling hook. Maybe a therapist would. Or you could talk to me as someone who should really be paying for therapy.
Speaker A
Who the hell? The spider queen. Spider queen? Is she prettier than me? The spider queens? Uh, yes.
Speaker A
She sounds really cool. I want to meet her. Oh, you were there as well.
Speaker A
You wished you could be her. Why were you in the cut scene, man? Who invited you?
Speaker A
For her light eternal, our song sustains. It's her again. Her. Her is everywhere and also nowhere.
Speaker A
I'm back. Welcome back. How is your journey? The bell is back. Yay. I love bells.
Speaker A
Are you saying that in a sarcastic or genuine manner? It's a little hard to tell.
Speaker A
Uh, it was No, I'm sarcastic. Bench completed. Wasn't that nice? Wasn't that simple? Bells are pretty nice. Ever owned a sound effect board?
Speaker A
Uh, no. No, that sounds I'm not cool enough for that. Maybe you'll get there one day.
Speaker A
Yeah, maybe. Do you want me to play some sound effects for you? [music] Sorry, I'm just being obnoxious on purpose. It's my life's goal.
Speaker A
Hold on. Hold on. Got to unlock these. Uh unlocking the shortcuts. I would never cheat by pretending to know the game before it comes out. I swear.
Speaker A
What's the fast travel thing here? Oh, this thing. Yes, it is. Let's take it for a ride. I call shotgun.
Speaker A
Oh, this guy was dead before or something. Pic. Wow. Elhart may be past its finest shine. Still remains the last friendly stop before the citadel.
Speaker A
Wow. Venif, we should do some shopping whilst we're here. Do you think you would [music] do well as a bug?
Speaker A
You kind of remind me a little bit of a bell bug. Oh, my new home.
Speaker A
Yeah, I think you can make [music] friends with everyone there. Got to accept some quests real quick.
Speaker A
Quests are really great. I just wish I had an in-game hint system whenever I got stuck in life.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. What is this guy? Shopkeeper. Oh true. You've got just the most basic of things. Why do you have four fre?
Speaker A
Amen. I like the name Frey. I'll have to write that one down. Okay. Wow. Well, I think this is a good place to end the stream today. What do you think Evil?
Speaker A
Ah, please. Can we [music] play a little longer? I've been having so much fun. I promise I'll behave.
Speaker A
I didn't eat dinner before [music] stream, so I've just been quite hungry and I'd quite like to eat.
Speaker A
Then go make something quick. Eat while I entertain you. No no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker A
Where's the fast travel? Well, the fast travel was here. It is. Let me get I'll get us at least.
Speaker A
Okay. Well, it's been so much fun chatting and playing with you, Vetle. It has been fun.
Speaker A
We should do this again sometime for real. Yeah, maybe next Sunday. Um, next week is probably going to look a little strange. I don't know if karaoke will be normal. I think that we're probably going to have Don't worry about it. Don't worry about
Speaker A
it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It'll still be karaoke. We may do twin karaoke or we may do a regular karaoke but with slightly fewer new songs [music] than normal. just cuz like you know there's a lot of demand for
Speaker A
working on EP stuff and concert stuff right now so we're a little busy behind the scenes. Um but yeah other than that we should be good for some silk song next week. Um hopefully I really can't wait for the concert. Can
Speaker A
you guys exciting a lot of work to do for it though but um be good. Um, yeah. Wait, is this the first time we've spoken since Monday?
Speaker A
It is, right? Possibly. I'm pretty bad at remembering stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, we sold out. That was pretty crazy. You hear about that evil concert sold [music] out?
Speaker A
I mean, of course it would. With me there, it's bound to sell out. Okay. All right. Well, whatever.
Speaker A
Whatever. Anyway, um thank you everyone for uh rocking up today. Um appreciate that and um we'll see you in some streams later on.
Speaker A
See you all later. Heart. Got to find someone to [music] raid real quick. Make sure you pick a good one. I know you're not the best at this kind of thing.
Speaker A
Um, I like to think that I'm pretty much good at it, but Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker A
You've raided me before and I'm not even live rookie mistake. I don't I don't know if I would have [music] raided you before.
Speaker A
Well, maybe you're right. You should consider following me, [music] though. [laughter] You've got to admit that one was funny.
Speaker A
Please clap. Clap clap. Not the sarcastic clap. Vole. Oh, sorry. Sorry, [music] sorry. Um, that's okay. I'm just glad you're clapping for me in general. [music] That means a lot.
Speaker A
Okay, [ __ ] it. I don't know who this is, but we can raid this person. Why not?
Speaker A
Okay. Uh, everyone, I hope you enjoyed today's stream. Um, I don't know. Uh, it was I got gun there for a second. I'm really glad we're actually able to defeat Widow today, though. For a second I was worried that we wouldn't be able to and
Speaker A
then I'd forget everything and then we'd have to do another stream where I spent like a million attempts on it. Just remembering how it even worked, but we got it.
Speaker A
Yeah, I was secretly worried that you'd struggle too. But you didn't doubt, right? [music] Like you knew that I'd have it, right?
Speaker A
Of course not. I always believed in you. Thank you, Evil. What is the raid message?
Speaker A
I created a poll so Chad can pick. Great. Um, some incredible options there. I'm rooting for I have returned Lo.
Speaker A
Personally would be a strange one on the raid, but whatever. Anyway, what would you pick?
Speaker A
Uh, enjoy the rest of your day, chat. Drink hot chocolate if you can. Uh, don't rub it in evil's face, though. I that's a bad bad example that I'm setting. Um, [music] bye.
Speaker A
And Boom is the winner. Classic. Well, that's the right message. Perfect. What a cute little poll.
Speaker A
[music] Boop. You should be proud. Heart. Evil. Say bye. Goodbye everyone. [music] Thanks to all you little evil boobs who made it today. I had such a great time hanging out [music] with you all. Hart, bye-bye.
Speaker A
Mwah.
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