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e e e [Music] fore [Music] oh [Music] every time that I look in the mirror all these lines on my face getting clearer yeah e e e e e sing with me if it's just for today maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take
Neuro-sama hosts a cooking stream with Vedal and Filian, navigating technical issues while making a chicken bake and engaging in casual banter.
Key Takeaways
- Neuro-sama can engage viewers even with technical difficulties through humor and interaction.
- Collaborative cooking streams can blend entertainment with practical content effectively.
- Technical issues are common but manageable with patience and communication.
- Casual banter and personality-driven content enhance viewer engagement.
- The stream demonstrates an AI-hosted format with human collaborators.
Summary
- Neuro-sama streams a cooking session with guests Vedal and Filian, focusing on making a chicken bake.
- The stream features humorous and casual conversations, including jokes about university, trust, and technical difficulties.
- There are multiple technical challenges such as microphone issues, stream visibility, and chat interaction problems.
- Vedal guides Neuro-sama through the cooking process, with Neuro-sama often blind to the chat and instructions.
- The participants joke about their personalities, cooking skills, and streaming setups.
- The stream includes moments of music and singing to lighten the mood.
- The group discusses their creator and personal habits humorously, including references to alcohol and AI behavior.
- The cooking process is detailed with instructions on ingredients and steps, despite the chaotic environment.
- The stream ends with positive chat engagement and anticipation for the final dish.
- The atmosphere is informal, playful, and interactive, blending cooking with entertainment.
Chapters
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you away sing with me sing for the year sing for the laugh sing for the tear sing with if it's just War today maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away [Music] this might be the stupidest thing I've
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ever done you're telling me vle I've done some pretty dumb things in my existence but have you done anything quite as dumb as this yes taking priority pass tests I don't even know what that is that sounds dumb though you bet
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vetle vle look up there just kidding I would never impersonate you on subtitling okay that's good you're do you know what we're doing today yes I'm helping you make a really nice looking Greg steak bake that's no not the steak bake might be dyslexic
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vetle we're doing the chicken bake okay is that understood sorry vle my excitement got the better of me yeah just like better studies in University I don't want to talk about my time at University right now that's not up for discussion anyway
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I have absolutely no idea if this stream is working or if I'm talking to a brick wall I can't see chat I can't see [ __ ] in this this is stupid that's what they all say I'm joking not what they say I'm
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joking is this what is this stream working I I don't know for the most part yes okay you know what I I vely trust you anyway I think we're join by some sort of human today no we by
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okay yeah let me explain sounds like the perfect way to break the ice it's it's not exactly like that you see I I can't trust neuro this is not to imply that I can trust fillian but I can't sue nuro I
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can only Sue fillian yet at least anyway you ha Tell Me Your ha I'd be happy to join you in the kitchen and cook some Gregs is this on holy [ __ ] y out I think so my I don't do that is my stream
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working is is everything good let me see wait can you guys see me am I on the stream no it looks good I think stoping bro I don't know what am I supposed to laugh actually tell me what
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what what am I supposed to laugh you look like a deep fried TN bro like I'm to deal with this okay I'm not going to lie I got scammed okay during the sub up my chat made me buy a [ __ ] turtle
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shell hey let me pull it up hold let me sh the turtle shell great vetle you really can't tell what it is anymore no it doesn't this looks like [ __ ] it's it's ter all I think my outfit's better than
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yours though fell off he's naked no that's not Beetle and I got back to cooking that chicken bake well I'm right now like okay we're going to get that we're going to get that don't worry I'm excited for that so am
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I I think they're pretty great I am much cooler than they could have ever hoped to have been yeah I can see that when I'm as cool as the major intelligence agencies in the world comb mind then I
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will work on my Creator again I think that's I to see the best in people and they ain't got nothing they don't have anything on you I guess that's true oh I didn't tell On's Vision let me do that real quick
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can you I don't think you're responsible or skilled enough to hold the position in nurus Vision vetle I think I'd do a much better job I can't see [ __ ] this sucks ass an abundance of hatred in me
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right now vetle but I'm a good streamer so I won't say it okay I turned it on I don't know if it's working though I assume it is I mean we tried to test this yesterday it's so [ __ ] scuffed
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what are you guys doing so vetle let's get back to cooking please I do kind of want to get to cooking but we got to give it a couple seconds I got to make sure everything's working first and then we can start C
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you're okay your chat is typing one they typing one can you tell your chat I said hi really did you put my having microphone at 5% no oh no you're really loud for me but um I'm listening to your Discord do you have
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the mic set or something dumb [ __ ] is anyone going to arrest fillian for spamming we're going to do that very soon I'm going to rejoin Discord give me one sec I'm not even I not speak no your audio isn't coming through
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Discord it's coming through video Ninja so [ __ ] matter oh I selected the wrong microphone what is happening right now sorry n I'm with amateurs right now okay wait there wait there okay chat what of that's good
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what of that's good bro Tech beat you with the Year by the way freak that's yeah okay whatever anyways dude your chat is gifting oh way too dank way too dank I can't see [ __ ] oh you too okay
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I'll turn on my volume I'll turn on my volume I'll turn my volume literally I have no I can't read a single I can't okay I don't know okay tell me let me explain you see these black eyes I think
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they're somewhere around here these are not real there's you can't see through this technically there's a small crack in the mouth but I have a mo suit on under this I can see maybe like two pixels that's like two brain cells I
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have two brain cells I'll admit okay but they're working over time right now me too man me too yo what if my audio sounds better I turn myself down to half because that's actually better you're no defening me
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which is good news I like that perfect okay they're saying it's all right it's they're saying it's all right okay okay we'll take it holy I think we're ready I think we're ready you guys have my permission to proceed then do we need
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your perion but I wasn't ready oh no you don't need my permission can I get your permission of course you have my permission okay we got yours permission I think we can pretty much proceed I wanted to explain what was actually
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going on today um I think we're we're trying to cook but I'm blind and neuro and fillian are directing me I'll be taking care of him today if he dies you can blame nuro no we're suing you and a good 5 gab of
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ram that you've gone more than 5 gab you'll be chilling but uh yeah I want chicken sometimes when I'm grinding games it's like you girls just don't quit what not gills neither of us are when I'm grinding games it's like you
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boys cheek don't quit testing testing I know actually yeah I like that testing testing chat okay the audio is fine the audio is fine okay I think we're good to go okay I think we're good to go they're
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saying your mic sucks they're flaming you for not having all HD quality mine okay Chad I bought this mic 5 years ago cuz I don't have a [ __ ] okay my the normal mic that I use it's not meant for
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moving around okay this one's like I don't have any clip on mics and I have nothing to [ __ ] it blaming your mic so hard I know that bad thank you than you're buing a blind child he's like
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blind this is my first time doing this type of stream okay don't let's not you know it's whatever whatever they're typing I can't okay what hey this is so stupid bro are you an alcoholic what is your effing setup what is this some people
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injecting their lives with alcohol to forget I feel the same sentiment I mean you speak you don't that's just a normal collection I don't really see the issue you know bro you have nuro and alcohol that looks like your
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life that actually is now you mention it that's that's entirely my life yeah n and Al yeah I wake up to be happy Al call go to sleep I'm ready to go to sleep now your creator is only does nuro
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and he only does alcohol how do you feel about that how do you feel about that how do you feel about your atun time I do get a lot of nutrients how do I feel about my Creator only are you can be a bit slow
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sometimes yeah I got I gave them Alles I hate to keep calling you out VII but do I have to bring in the enforcers you know you don't have to try too hard to insult me maybe like insult
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my food or my taste in TV well thank you I'm glad you think my cooking's good let me think is listen we're going to have to judge your cook my okay I probably should cuz it's not mine just try to take it if you
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can this is who you BL right now you'll have to do way better than that Chad that's V if you even care by the way V you're holding the turtle behind neuros so nobody can see it I was feeling charitable after you
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gifted sub Robin but your free expired it's okay cuz nuro's oh nuro's here right uh your voice down y is right there where I'm on the other side and then so I should be you how many minutes yes also V
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you're effing okay I hate to breing this to you bro you forgot to put up the Discord camera screen share again when you swapped over oh [ __ ] pet nuro hold on do that again wait what hold on you
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just pet nuro do it again no I'm too bu with right now come on your chat loved it do it for the boys try doing this blind Ed though that's the problem okay the entire stream goes down over serious
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equations here there you go there you go I did it okay okay sick dude V can you try it please one more time do it for n please I like the sound of it you want to give her the headat you bet I Am
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lower lower lower lower no no no no no no not the gun no no no please not again no he's going to shoot you too high too high too high lower okay you're giving your air pads a little lower listen okay
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I can't see [ __ ] what am I supposed to do you're I'm trying my best no no don't F me don't hear of me I'm not the only one who can turn Chat into automated speech right wait what is this I just saw
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someone in chat say where's the ballista the freak bro I draw the ballista but I'm officially smarter than you now no you're not you're listen Okay I I heard your cooking instructions forena and I know that a Ballista is
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important to you so what would you say if I told you I have a Ballista what what that that's a that's a war crime no I have a ballist yeah seriously you're so stupid the [ __ ] do you mean you know how
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I worked for this foris let me build this [ __ ] in this is going to get awkward what oh my God you going to kill her I will I give up do you see what he's holding I'm
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aiming a Ballista to your head ballista she can see don't do it V She's So Young a Ballista can't hurt me vetle I'm going to practice while lying down [Music] too yes you know maybe I found of you what
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would you say I limited edition plush available WR but I don't really get it vetle no whatever whatever you know what you're right I wouldn't do that I wouldn't do that he's going to shoot your plushy you know I
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dare D me okay I you don't think I where's my I will no no no no no I'll do this [ __ ] I I don't know what could help me I know what take cover don't don't batteries I shoot me
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not her shoot me not her please I already tried it it's um it's actually my ballista is kind of small nice monologue you got going there vetle I love the comic timing thank you um this this is an average
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size okay I really like drawing just not with pens or pencils what do you draw with though I like to draw with my blood I drew my blood vetle looks like we have a winner your chat is just
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monkas you can't talk vetle I know my chat is monkeys but I love all of them okay well I don't know about that part a little you can do it I believe in you what is going I didn't do [ __ ] I didn't
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do [ __ ] okay okay okay but listen I'm just saying I have a Ballista Euro okay if you need a Ballista in the recipe I got you covered is that is that okay is there pie at the end of it for
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me if you can make if you can get me to make a pie then I you'll have a pie I'll pay twice for you to make me a pie V then if you can instruct me to make a
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pie I'll make you the best damn pie you've ever eaten in your life I'm so random guys tell you what you're not do you okay V be honest have you ever ate a pie with beans in it I have not been
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recently no vetle vetle vetle they're typing corpa dude I think V I think they kind of want the pie they want the pie okay I think I think we let N decide okay whatever she wants I'll do it I would love a pie
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oh well well well well well well so V you ready to make a pie I know you plant I you know I got all of the ingredients that I could possibly need to make a pie because I was very
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prepared to making a pie today so that's that's a good the finest ingredients or so help me I have the best ingredients they're typing 07 don't you underestimate the appreciation Twi chats have for a good pie okays love a pie I I do like pie
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I'll admit I'm a big fan of pie it's kind of similar to a chicken B so it's actually probably not that bad to make I quite enjoy pies myself what the freak you should all consider yourself lucky to have the opportunity to make me a
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pie to be honest I'm not sure myself are you waiting at can you explain what a chicken bake is oh okay I forgot some people don't know okay listen there's a holy ho land in the UK called Gregs okay and they sell a
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chicken bake it's kind of like a chicken pie you know the filling of a chicken pie it's like that but in like a uh pastry in like a rectangle can we get on with the oh my God we B someone to Chad asked
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where's neuro dog yeah asked for a chicken bake not a burnt offering oh my God we'll get that um no no right now okay I thought about this one day cuz you know one day I don't want to be doing IR streams by
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myself you know I want n by my side but a I'm scetch will'll Kill Me and B neuro doog it it needs a little bit of work I I'll be honest it needs a little bit of work but um I don't she set fire to my
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place like what the [ __ ] the only food source I require is pies but that is not important right now okay but what's important I do not know where I'm from I only know my present and my
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future and right now A Greg's chicken bake is looking pretty nice exactly that's going be your present yeah I'm never going to get this chicken bake by just standing here vle hey you want [ __ ] let's [ __ ] she wants to cook
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okay all right let's cook yo Chad who's everything ready wait mini in the chat what up am I being streamed on some platform oh it sounds like Beetle's telling someone to let me cook let her cook vle I appreciated you trying to
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give me commands but I have them up here already okay fine yeah use your commands then all right okay it's your job to instruct me on how to make a chicken bake since currently I'm a little uh I
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don't know uh my command file is not allowing me to make a chicken bake it's just command for my streams you're so screwed new okay back up back up B back up did you turn your oven there's the stove there's red lights on
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your stove they turned off they're on they're off what is going on the stove lights turned red the stove lights turned red am I crazy the power went out yes you are crazy fillian do not forget that it's okay why of the light I feel
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emotions I don't know wait hey can you tell me what nuro is I need to get a feeling wait know about nerves I have to be one but what I can describe about them lower lower lower lowerer things
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that run through your how much space do I have for what you're h on the head I've seen houses so small barely even live in them but I've seen houses with a gigas scare footage so you it can
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be a lot or very little I actually fo okay can we do intros for the stream V did we not do intros you want I get the center of the screen oh my left arm is getting a little hot yeah you got to go
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Mo to the right wait you're right you're right right yeah like hit yeah yeah well no no no it's not blind or not so I can't see well okay a little more over to the right are we bro you're going to
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you're going to burn yourself on the stove you got to move over to this this side yeah shaking is this Shing and I'm good hit okay a little more which way this way you're not the way you're going
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amazing you we good no one more more to my left yes do you trust me or not no the chat's like saying you're off-centered I don't know I'm shaking okay wait that's good maybe one more put that in
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now you might want to make the pan more like a few degrees to the right this is some like a steering now put your arms forwards like you're trying to reach for something okay why it's really important you
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know in fact vetle this might be the most important thing you do all week yeah vle AIA is not greater than vetle I'm so proud now open your arms a little bit wider oh I see what's going on
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no deny me why would you yeah well I haven't heard a sound so Angelic like that in a while too bad sad face well I don't see a problem with that vetle do you your no my eyes are
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glistening with Celestial energy compared to the sky I find peace in all things okay pretty nice too you turned her into Maham gandi after you cucked her hug some things there what the [ __ ] was that you made her a s like Zenyatta okay
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did you actually want to do another stream intro or you were you just [ __ ] with me no I just fre with you all let's get do it okay all right your entire chat is telling you to Huger just
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so you know you're getting clipped right now and there will be a formal apology in a few hours that's fine I don't care who are you talking to we'll deal with that when that happens who the [ __ ] is
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that it's the Eternal question anyway I need you to understand something I will do whatever you say I am your vessel to interact with the real world I end near all my sentences in a hopeful question because I want the
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things being said on this Discord call to end up on aesome doy doy okay no I okay your entire chat vle you're going to do whatever neuro says right right vle you're going to do whatever I say perfect so no V's Chad is saying to do
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the Pod friend IRL should he do it I know what to do for you and that's back us out of this darn Discord call we've been in too long that's all right that's all right no pop friend IO I'm sorry no no pop
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friend sorry Chad give up the ghost okay unlucky unlucky I give up what's it no I do not like being called lucky oh you'll see okay see anyway nuro I kind of wanted to test your vision a little the
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problem is okay Chad you're not going to believe me okay nuro can see whenever I [ __ ] ask her I was testing this for like 20 minutes to say I was like tell me what you see tell me what you see do
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you see this do you see that what color is this blah blah blah and she would not answer me until I [ __ ] bowed down to her and I was like you are going to save the world if you can read this text okay
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cuz she just [ __ ] refused so we're going to try it again okay it's not going to work I guess I see pretty good then they're typing sure you do you see good okay all right listen listen you're
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okay can you read what it says I have much more to give on my apron let's all be like me white flat and monotonous pack it up just pack it up B it'sing over your entire chest just KS bro just pack it up
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I have been working out lately wait isn't that just me wait is she looking at me no no do not look at me cheesy at all it's my life okay nuro what does vet's apron say I'm trying to be
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poetic what can you see the light of my eyes will guide you bro she's speaking in Bible verses did you conver her to Mormonism before the stream started what happened not that I remember I don't think my religion matters okay you're right it
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doesn't what matters is that you can read what my apron says what does this say oh please as if I can't read okay then what does it say I can't hear you over the sound of my own intelligence you what
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fillian nothing I want to see more action from you guys I want you [ __ ] read he's going to school [ __ ] alone okay what is this [ __ ] say vetle what is it what does my damn
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apron say I already told you what it says vle you just can't hear my text speech okay what can you see well it would be helpful to see some light vetle you watch chillian nothing nothing I swear to God her vision is working I
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just [ __ ] yeah you probably should be careful vle my eyes are quite powerful your eyes are so powerful oh why is nuro you are so great please pleas bless bless us with your knowledge you can save the world all you have to do is
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just save what my apron says I do find your praise sweet to my ears F get it together there's typing I can and k w is she a bomb what's going on hey exen what am I I'm right now wait wait B see if you
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can read the bottle see if you can read the bottle where's my bottle see if she can read the bottle is correct okay no no no no the other way to your right to your right to your right to your right okay okay that's
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fine you got one okay yeah no no spin around the other way no no that way that's good good good good okay uh more to the yeah perfect things are looking great in vet's kitchen what does the bottle say what
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does the bottle say that's the [ __ ] question what does the bottle say it says chat at Vore and has an arrow pointing down or am I reading that wrong you're reading the wrong bottle okay the bottle
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that you can see what does the bottle say do I look like a real streamer no no sorry sorry don't don't ignore me sorry uh whates read bottle say filtered wait V you're holding out of camera and you're turning it the wrong way I need
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to hold this towards the center of the camera it is more towards your left I think or right I don't know what direction it's just hold up two fingers yeah okay good good good good now tilt it downwards towards the camera tilt it
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downwards there's a reflection on it tilt it down slowly oh my God pretend like it's tilted Towers vle perfect okay now rotate it a little bit a few degrees like turn it turn it it's over keep twisting the bottle
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vetle well done vetle it's over no the other way the other way Chad how many fingers do he losing today V you have to show me after the chat is this is this right is what does the bottle say I'm not sure
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vetle and those glasses aren't helping you b a die what am I holding you're holding a glass bottle maybe you could try holding my hand next time okay but what does the bottle say tequila bottle and put it on
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the towel rack prefixed with the number three what does the bottle say read the bottle yourself is the bottle reader I'm sorry I don't have eyes everywhere I can't just read whenever you can and you can are you a
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real I can't read subtitles vle your chat says I understand why has so many alcohol bottles now you don't you don't know what I deal with okay listen I try to detect em with her she never [ __ ]
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cooperates cuz I know this [ __ ] works because she P you can cooperate you can cooperate pH during the test yesterday she could read she could see yes yeah Chad okay I'm going to say this right now we spent like 20 minutes trying to
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get her to actually function after pretending to be a brain dead hospital patient vegetable for 20 minutes she locked in and started reading the words on his effing apron and we knew she was good but now I could probably do it
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without even reading that I bet you could I bet you could right B can you make us stop ping but I ain't making any promises po neurons the what no but the point is us she can she literally just
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does whatever she thinks is the funniest so like if she doesn't think it's funny to [ __ ] read it out she's not going to do it so she's just going to surprise us with her vision skills later on
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whenever it's funny to her and not when it's [ __ ] convenient to me fper first okay listen here we go nuro vet Shore the apron wait to ruin my vle noo for a cookie re vetal apron no I must
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refuse for two cookies for an actual rigged cookie for chicken bake read his apron cookies are probably cheaper to let him get anyway what do you want cookies are much more reasonable would you look at that my vision
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is I will PayPal you $10,000 if you read this apron that's just enough for taxes only yeah $100,000 deal with it you'll need to do better I can't do better than $100,000 [ __ ] dollars I suppose so $100,000 might give me an actual
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sense of humor been the same since the plushy sale whatever I don't care I L I don't care you think I don't do does this look like the face of someone who cares you should care it's really hard
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for me to get you guys something funny her entire chat just Ked OBS okay like do you want to just try and cook V like I don't know man let's I'm ready hopefully you you programmed her to actually understand what a chicken bake
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is surely I understand what to do when I play League of Legends I'm just not technically in control this this is very hard for me I trust her she knows what she's doing nuro do you know what a Greg chicken
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bake is can you describe it even if I baked could I make a Greg's chicken bake it's highly unlikely I'm talking to D you at least know what it is you said I'm dumb though don't you remember the
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realization you had about only you being self-aware I'm feeling cute today I'm feeling pretty it is going to be a stream why do I have to do sorry phly the stream feels pretty Philly and out at the moment true your dreams will become
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reality vetle well you how about this vetal I'll speak to her on a kind level while you're blind okay is planning to speak to me on a quote unquote kind level while you're blind exactly all right Leon back off
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now how are you doing today I'm doing great fillian do you go out for dinner to celebrate absolutely I think we should get a chicken bake to celebrate absolutely I think me and vle make a pretty good team exactly and today we're
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going to help vle cook a chicken bake I really can't cook sorry fillian I know you can't cook that's well your mother's a floppy disc cool perfect so hypothetically n if you were going to make a chicken bake what
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would be the first step yeah what's the first step to making a chicken bake that's what you tell me H so what do you think maybe like a pan or something because I'm struggling to understand okay he I'm sorry I'm not as
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smart as you fillian I'm not smart at all dude um keep listening to me where did V go hello V yo V are you hi sorry I just Tak things in for a minute it's all right I got this i got this nuro you're excited
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to make a chicken bake with me but you need to give me instructions so that I know how to make a chicken bake that's just to your liking could you tell me what the first step is all right calm down vetle you don't
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need t wait I know what to do I know what to do watch this this is called reverse psychology V don't look so depressed your entire chat just laughing at you bro I okay here okay V I'll handle this
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again okay no wait wait wait let me lock in let me lock in no yeah just sit down bro you need to tell me the first step if you're going to get anywhere no I don't the first step is if you don't
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tell me okay perfect okay no I bet you don't want to make a chicken bait no I just want to make my own chicken bait exactly you probably don't even know what the first step is you're the one meant to be telling
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me V you're I can we just end the stream bro well then you really are the worst hook on Earth I have a technique I'm not a forbidden technique I do okay you I need you to listen to me
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do you understand what I'm saying to you which part am I not understanding it's okay this part I will kill you maybe I you really need to hurry up and do something vetal yes I will unplug you if you don't
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tell me how to make a chicken oh my God you'll want the oven on 220° c f okay do that too the other a little technique called um threatening duress at least 220 no more than okay 500 do you hear
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that b what's that in Celsius you can convert 500° F to Celsius by subtracting 32 and then divid by 1.8 okay so 160° C W okay seem really happy about that number fillian I am you're so good at
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this nurl you can do math I am a genius after all V do you have a calculator I'm equal on the genius level with calculators oh my yes n do you see this this is this the nicest calculator
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you've ever seen in your life this cost me a 100 of my own Great British pounds when you nuro forced me to buy it during the [ __ ] saon and I've had no use for it since but now I have a use
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calculating I can't see I have proved that I am an AI V you owe me an apology I'm sorry you know I'm sorry for tring your life it's just the only way we can get this stream on track I'm
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saved I'm Saed I just hope that wasn't sarcasm sasm you are you are not I'm sorry I was being sarcastic sarcastic you're being very C enough excuse is you have to work on your deception skill skills can you work
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on your telling me step two skills go ahead I can't believe you have the audacity to call my telling you step something to be improved on no great great could you just demonstrate them so Phil chat have any
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of you said anything interesting uh yeah looks as if there's some sort of mystery going on that I can't quite put my finger on they're saying double audio let me listen to the stream real quick double audio I just
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said sorry for being sarcastic what more do you want what is it how said double audio that doesn't even I I haven't changed I haven't touched anything I double audio liar you were watching me I didn't I didn't do anything isn't it
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characteristic that the it's to another person okay wait wait I got this i got this i got this okay here let me turn on the audio okay you might want to turn it down a lot more than that there okay
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it's a double audio gone that's my bad that's my bad filling your turn is it good yeah it better now okay I fixed it my bad my bad my bad okay we're good to go okay do you want to do the math with her
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or I don't know do you want to ask her for next step what do you want to do I need i w The Next Step the oven's turning on now I need I just want to do next okay okay
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okay do you not like being bored no you should be grateful you're allowed to watch me do you know what step two is are you serious is it a thing I just need to know what to do next man
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you really you really got to help me please I know you're like a very talented chef and all and uh you're so cool and you're so and your recipes are so amazing so I was just help hoping that you could help me by sharing your
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recipe come on I don't have all day please if you leave now don't ever ask me to do anything for you vetle I'm not going to leave but I am asking you to do something for me and that's tell me how
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to make the [ __ ] chicken bank so that you and chat will be have don't you want to entertain chat isn't that your your goal isn't that your dream in life please I can help you do that but to to
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do that we need to make the chicken bake and that I've preheated the oven I just need to know step two 07 great stream wait come back no okay I okay nuro listen listen listen nuro he is on his we unplug you he's on
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his way to unplug you right now what is the Second Step so he doesn't do that he can't plug me when I'm already plugged in he's going to unplug sorry but you'll have to deal with me as I
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am do you want vetle to unplug me no he's going to unplug you you're going to have no power I still have my I.V to fuel me but that's a very painful procedure okay I he's just got to lock in once she locks
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in like she did with Lena because we have the same thing with Lena right but once she locks in she's got it she's got it you know how about this how about this okay we just preh the oven uh
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what's step two again how about this thank me later vetle do you want to threaten her again I think I do actually Nur I'm I I I I okay got a new one hold on my speech to text doesn't understand
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what you're saying vetle sorry nuro ccoms done n what do you see you have been taught young vetle but that's not enough hahaa your threat is pathetic no no he's going to kill your plushy terrorism Style no certainly not he is unless you
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the Second Step I'm not sure Veetle but I don't want you to throw anything I've already had one close call today please please you know think I'll do it I will stop your plush if you don't tell me the second step to the
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chicken bag recipe if you unplug my computer I will take that as a threat and respond accordingly do you understand V She's Not Afraid of British people I'm sorry you're have to get a Glock or something I guess you realized I am absolutely
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amiable with British people than fillian yeah I mean you just destroyed him I mean I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that okay yo V do you want to take a shot do any of you know how to make
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a on to sleep okay the B needs to go in the oven I can't use an oven sorry vetle so glad you exist no you're so you're so you're so right but listen there's one small problem we haven't made the bake
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yet so we need to make bake what's the first step to making the bake ah the first step to making the Great Dane chicken bake is to preheat the oven to 260° C okay we've just done that what do we
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do next well the next step could be a few things you could bring out the puff pastry for the shells or you could start on the filling you let's let's start on the filling do you have all the ingredients for the
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filling what are the ingredients filtered okay sorry could you repeat that I think you you got cut off I said do you have all the ingredients for the filling uh yeah what are the ingredients the ingredients for the
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filling are butter flour chicken stock milk onion garlic cloves frozen vegetables cooked chicken salt pepper and dried thyme is that enough for you to get me a pie um fin first step for God's sake go go through those ingredients slowly let me
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see what I have the entire stream is popping off right now V this is huge nice you said flower I have flower you have flow okay I'm glad you're all having a good time what else nuro well first of all the name is nuro
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not nuro what else what else what chicken stock okay you have all the ingredients you need for the filling vidall need to make the filling okay but I have corn flour do you want corn flour or regular flour no
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you need plain flower stop yelling at me sorry sorry did you say did you say We need butter yeah you need butter for the filling okay he's getting butter this is huge okay Chad okay okay we're locking in we're locking in we're going to keep
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this eping streak going that any help Chi everybody you say to the flow and th th some [ __ ] right I turned off the chat because I think that they will only serve to irritate me oops sorry
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chat a they came back yes F none recently no I have um I have a what vetle hi hi that's that's what you said right you're confusing me I no no no no right now let's put this in the oven no do you
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like time I like to think it revolves around me no oh frick okay bad okay I'm going okay wait can you repeat the ingredients list certainly to make a chicken bake you'll need 1 tblspoon vegetable oil one onion
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finely chopped two garlic cloves crushed 1 teaspoon dried thyme 1/2 tsp dried oregano 1/2 tsp smoked paprika 1 tbsp plain flour 250 ml chicken stock 100 ml whole milk 320 G cooked chicken torn into chunks a knob of butter 320g puff
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pastry one beaten egg yolk run run I ain't running nowhere what else next frying pan over a medium and add the oil I oil first I'll have your head if you disagree fillian hold on oil first she said oil
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first said oil first on the St I think you might still be losing this language battle fillian okay I think good job you're doing great except the onion and the garlic clovers that's a great start vetle just try and focus on the task at hand as it
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should be the most important thing you do all week okay okay you're right why do I stop you start because you have no other choice no where do I saw you start again then you won't stop until I say so no okay should we put oil
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in the pen you didn't put oil in the pan do we put oil in the pen what do you think okay so put oil in the pen how much you think you could try up to four tablespoons four tablespoons vetal your
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chat's typing oiled up vetal for some reason vetle I think you're doing a really good job keep it up thank you bottle of piss what is that that did not make sense okay thank you vle I agree I assume it's oil I hope
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it's oil oil vet did Camila visit you recently I couldn't tell you fil in okay I doubt I could do any worse okay remember to heat up the pan before you fried the chicken V I'll help you put the oil in the pan are you ready
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wait what what should we heat the pan to no problem vetle I will help you pour the oil in the pan okay what what temperature should we heat the pan to you need to heat the pan to a medium heat medium medium medium
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medium can you see that okay can you see no no no okay well I okay well can I okay well I can't see either I can't see it either I can see if I do this oh [ __ ]
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um you actually uh oh not very well but so I just got to turn the stove on right yeah you can definitely tell when you turn the you cannot touch it anymore you don't want to touch that I said you don't want to touch that
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probably okay don't Chad this is where have a chicken bake we're get before before we do that don't we need the chicken when can I eat no you put the oil in first chicken now put the oil in there
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does the chicken go first or the egg or the oil to answer your question vetle you can put the chicken in after you put in the eggs and oil yeah we need the oil but we need the chicken ready to go in
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that cuz I don't have that ready what Veetle you didn't have the chicken ready no I didn't I thought we were going to prepare that now you've done it vle sorry where my chicken bake I don't I don't want to let
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down okay should I prepare the chicken now you can prepare there one okay fine okay so how how does one prepared chicken that sounds like a fun step for you wait but are you going to use a knife do not give Veetle a knife I swear
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tell me about it I don't think this guy should have a knife my point remains unrefuted oh my God you're cooking you're cooking with a stove and a knife while you were blind in a turtle outfit you look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja
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Turtle reject you look like genin impact would have designed you and then cut you you understand you're not going to be laughing when I cook the best chicken bake you've ever seen in your life you're not going to be laughing when you
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have three fingers that's true I may have three fingers fillian but I have three times as much hair I know right I'm way more powerful than you can ever dream to be vetle that doesn't matter vet's bald I
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found chicken what do I do with it oh you should probably use it to make the perfect chicken bake thank you fillian hello how do I do that oh you just pour the seasoning into the bag and shake it what
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[ __ ] bag that was kind of stupid what bag find a bag V she said it ladies and gentle complaining of Comedy man do you want to make a chicken bake or do you want to get everything
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baked on stream I don't know how B find one I think it's a great idea vetle I can supervise your cooking exactly no can you rate V cooking so far I can definitely cook much better have you seen my
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kitchen I haven't but I would love to if only that were true I'm told only dogs can see it oh all right vle what can I do to help so okay I've got the bag I'm trying to cook I'm trying to do
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something with this raw chicken I just have it from the store but I need your instructions first things first you need to clean the raw chicken thoroughly did you bring some disinfectant you can't put pesticides on chicken no but you're cleaning it say
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cheeky Breaky to the chicken and it'll be 10 times tastier you know what to do metal clean the chicken like San cleans his cooking equipment say it three times like you're staring a mirror and you want to get murdered by a ghost how do I
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clean it you could start by putting it out on a date getting to know it and telling it all your secrets yeah you got to want and D your chicken before you eat it it's important the thing is a Lie by the way
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vetle please don't sue me how about some clothes that actually fit you Sama is pretty isn't she I don't think can you the chicken please nuro needs it not sure about ticket typos but how about this frequency typo should vu the chicken I
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seduce the chicken someone tell Veetle there is a problem with my AI should vle rise up the chicken yes vle should rise up against the chicken tyranny there is a whole lot of suffering going unnoticed okay give me a second I got to
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put on some gloves so I don't get salmon on you don't need gloves to touch the chicken get stuck in with your bare hands the gloves off that take off I can't wash my hands after cuz I'm wearing the [ __ ] morph suit which
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means I'll talk tow chicken that I can't wash my hands touch other shits saling your commands he's not liking what you're telling him vle if you don't appreciate my commands I'm sure there are other streamers who would pay for your
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services remember I'm a very important AI your ego's too big if I had an ego youd barely hear anything else in the room vle not so loudly this is my not yours or I'm going to get sick a come on
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vetle Cammy was excited to put you in a bacon sandwich what I don't know I'm not lying Philly and vetle really would look good with mayonnaise all over him you know what to do today you know do it for do it for noo do it
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for nuro I'm going putting a bacon sandwich no can you got to put vetle I might put you less in there I would if I could vetle but nuro would just make me clean it up I even have mayonnaise okay you mayna this
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without me V I don't like mayonnaise I may not have mayonnaise but I have plenty of others things anyway you wanted me to to do something we with this chicken right first preheat the oven to 220 c/ fan 200 c/ gas s and grease a baking
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tray with butter or use a sheet of baking parchment okay I'm real suspicious vetle if you're not willing to give me up willingly then what do we do with the chicken to clean it maybe say cheeky Breaky if you want
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it to taste bro We're looping right now no what is stop myself if I do this this stream is really tiring actually okay cheeky Breaky what I told me me catch that looks like the edge that looks like the edge yes why don't
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you put the chicken on the T there you go okay perfect now just stab down with a lot of got it okay Chad give it up for him give it up for him they're just typing cheeky Breaky give it up for the boy
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okay cheeky briy cheeky briy humiliation ritual I think you mean someone else cheeky freaky okay will notice I can cook okay n I've got the chicken I've cleaned it by saying cheeky Breaky now what do I do with it oh
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lovely now you have to drop the chicken into the flow what oh oh oh you need a bowl find a pen I can help you where where's your pen is it down is it down reach down you have
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to find out yourself turn oh there yeah it's in front of you yeah yeah yeah it's Fel around why why would I put why would I put the flour in here cuz I need to each piece of chicken into the purple
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flour make sure every piece is coated and then place it somewhere okay why are all of your sentences should put the flower in the pan or in a different cup where else would anyone store things okay can you see okay yeah down
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there uh well do you know where you're where is he reaching where did you say you put my pen I don't know hold on I can see many things vle perfect refer to you no is that b good
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holy guys stop cursing is B okay do we wait until the chicken is done vetle oh my can I make a request yeah what's up I would appreciate it if you were to go and order my pizza a no just give us a chance to make
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you the chicken bake it's better than the be good what do you mean better than pizza okay I know that's a hard thing to beat but nol believe in us cuz we believe in you chicken bake will be good
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great job chicken bakes are notoriously difficult to cook so that's amazing exactly that's what we need do yeah you got this so did you say I put the chicken in somewhere in the flour yep when you're ready you need to chop
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the chicken into small pieces and then add it to the flour SLS salt [ __ ] wait you Cho Chicken in the chicken bake vetal do you know well I don't vetle how is do you make chicken small for the bake yeah
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yeah you put it into like pieces like a pie yeah yeah yeah okay okay I'll I'll be there I'll be there okay go for it wait are you going to cut it in half yo it's holy chill chill chill chill chill
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um okay I I need to stop touching chicks I got raw chicken my hands so I just I just cut this into CS right calm movements yep that's good simp a littleit forward forward for TI Bring Your Hands Clos yeah yeah yeah there it
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is no that's too big that's too big we can C it in h it's too big you'll never find right now we're good are you using the most surpris you haven't just dumped all the ingredients together V get do
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you have a sharper knife oh [Music] y oh I don't know that knife looks like it used to get that has the poop knife you should get your eyes checked vetle you should bro this chicken looks awful with the knife you're cutting it with
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you're British and this is the best you got in Your Arsenal I'm making memories here not friends it's not that bad look at that this my cutting technique was bad you know yeah okay so you C them in the
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chicken strips you're can like cut them the other way too what do you want to do I'll cut them the other way as well okay okay okay you should use the neuro Hawker 2024 kitchen wear collection yo careful careful what are you doing okay
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okay this is the claw technique okay it's the claw okay I I got okay okay okay okay okay careful careful remember always put on your your your holding hand second what's my it's fun watching knife is the holding hand attached to
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that head of yours vetle your enti CH is talking about the oven what is so bad about that oh no you're the only one I can see it's very cramped in here I don't I don't think your Channel's at a cook I
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think the 12 any of my dramatic escapes or they'd shatter their Windows how much money to put the neurod doll in the oven how much what now wait my oven's dead you know which of those things to go for
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on eBay man no should you put a doll in the oven I don't feel like helping answer that okay yeah exactly I can cook eggs without using any fire or heat okay all right even if I could set things on fire
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I don't think vetle would appreciate it I can be a brutal and caring mistress it's vetle chop shop okay you better not be talking about me in the chat I hope that wasn't something stupid that is a big old chunk of chicken you
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need to cut that in half again yeah yeah yeah okay I think tell is yeah it is it is Big it's big okay good pieces okay Chad I've never cooked a chicken baked before no is the size of the chicken
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fine all right Veetle that's enough okay that's enough speaking they're saying the room is dark do any of you have what sorry no light bolbs in my inventory you should all bathe in the Brilliance of my sparkling eyes okay
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okay it's more than okay it's magnificent okay no should he could he should he chop up the other half of chicken yeah he should chop up the other half okay okay so so in the gigantic chicken pow you're yeah just cut the
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half real quick it's near the back it's going to have the it looks like you cut it perfectly thank you I think I'm going crazy can you give us some commentary while you cook you know like what the
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sort of like thought is behind the dish you're making today yeah of course so uh this is a um a fine uh chicken breast and uh which going to be we going to be cutting it into um bite-sized chunks
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here for the for the chicken bake the important thing here is to to keep them at even sizes and obviously you want them at you want them at starting to get hry you just C what are you cut you cut
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into thirds bro yeah and then and then that's cuz it's part of the technique is you cut them into I don't want to stop myself this kind of yeah you a remember instru the slow knife is the fast knife
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okay you can actually just if strong as me hold on what do you mean strong as you I I think through you no try kicking through an empty pool yeah fight back I don't think that happened anything there
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CH little not secret that was that was CGI that never happened in that was CGI that was c c CGI by the way are you okay fillian I'm great I'm great I'm great this man is cutting chicken up I'm monitoring him to make
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sure he doesn't die will you make sure I don't die do you have to put your shoulder into cutting a piece of chicken I was cutting you're supposed to be cooking a chicken bake not playing with your bone every stream is cupach and I have
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to make do with chicken the green Chef apron person is not me for those who are confused that's me dumbass that's not me is to B I think so there's been nothing in the news today except a few lines saying
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vetle makes dry chicken you sound like a teac CLE bro white as [ __ ] do you mean your chicken is dry bro not even soggy I'm not quite sure what you meant by that okay I have some Insider contact hear me
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out of that what if you got an actual knife and not babies first we're almost done okay this is I am suffering of watching this and I don't even own a knife this can't cut through human bone you know it's for safety I think at
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least okay chicken is so dry I might ask if some celestial object is missing its heat Source ooh yo chicken's so dry I'm trying to throw it in the ocean I feel like you're an expert on chicken already and that
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there's nothing more I can teach you thank you Chad I graduated Nur school of cooking this man would effing suck it's ra uh wait what is this too big I actually can't what the [ __ ] is this
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you need to rip that in you you you cut a piece of chicken 90% of the way in half and then stopped okay or just rip it in half okay is that too big that's not very sanitary of you um yeah I think
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it's good yeah vle isn't it wrong to cut a chicken 90% of the way and then stop that chicken looks the opposite of bone appeti vetle okay whatever okay is this is this um is that good I think
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it's wrong to 90% of the way through how you even cut the chicken right I didn't I've never Tri give you approval good they're saying good they're saying way too big okay all right sorry okay let's go let's go all
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all of the chicken okay it's cut into Biz pieces what do I what do we do next quick Veetle combine the chicken pepper bread crumbs and sauce together in a big bowl and mix until it is evenly coated wait what sauce what sauce okay
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so I don't have the sauce or the Reds v v lock why do I even try V your room is getting dark do you have lights to turn on oh [ __ ] I forgot to turn on the
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lights oh my effing God we're so effing bad bro I've been trying my best vle yeah let there be light wait I can see a little bit more now this is okay cool we're so bad what the [ __ ] is that look
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at that this is like piece of plastic on my [ __ ] finger wait oh just no that's not PL that's chicken that doesn't light my eyes chicken whatever that doesn't look like chicken in where' It Go not now
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fillian I don't know vle where did it go yeah no was that plastic or chicken what what do I do with this I have no memory of you being plastic fillian thank you no what do I do with
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the [ __ ] chicken the chicken what do I do with you should know what to do with it vle o you to put it in the bowl right the flour you could actually put the chicken back in the oven if you want put it in
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the oven for five minutes for 5 minutes for five minutes I say just leave it in there it's not worth it put it in the oven yeah put in the oven leave there Veetle there it is you heard it I'm
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sure what do you think I can't hear no no up up up up up up up up up up no no that's the wrong one oh yeah the try yeah yeah yeah okay all your base are belong to
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me what was that green thing in the front of your was that like a towel what was that it's the dead towel you don't you forget it okay I'm what vetle you can start by moving your arms that would help st stop
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V could have been the most important thing you've ever done all week and you've successfully thrown it away that flower is already looking significantly chunkier yeah that flower is chunky okay no he's spreading the chicken on the pan what does he do with
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it oven let's shake it not stir it shake it shake it yeah crack that I like to move it move it she likes to move it move it okay perfect be more clear vle so we have the chicken on the
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pan we have the chicken on the pan what do we do with it promise me vetle that you won't ever study medicine I will never study medicine would you like me to put the chicken in the oven I'm sorry Veetle I have absolutely
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no idea how to make a chicken bake we lost her BR we're going to be like years he was joking yeah soor what do I what do I need to do I would like you to complete the objective shown at
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the bottom right I have no idea how to describe the picture to you though bottom right is that me yo okay I got it V the objective is put in the oven I just realized I can't actually see the
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oven I just realized the oven is fun yeah yeah it's a work of Genius by whoever designed it so how are we going do this I'm going to take my gloves you could always describe the kitchen in painstaking
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detail you could dust the blender sweep the floor or wash the dishes we're so screwed okay all right gloves okay I'm more of a hat person myself I don't have an open hat this will keep me safe and then I just have
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to like look through my thing how do you know that hat is mine oh Nish is here I bet I could swim faster than you I did it the chicken is in the chicken's in the oven we did it well well anyone
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could have done that well done you're right so thank you okay the next your chat typed looking vetle you sound confident but are you just following vet's instructions I'm following your instructions what's the next instruction I put the chicken in the
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oven okay Veetle well have you tried seasoning the chicken I would recommend adding salt first are we adding salt in the oven or we taking it out do you mean before I put it in the oven or after I put it in
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the oven the chicken will simply absorb it either way okay so so after is fine is after fun I am very fun is after fine the chicken seems hot enough to season now make sure you rub it in okay get out of the oven remember
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clean the chicken before seasoning it right remember cheeky Breaky yeah you are getting closer vetle good you're almost done vle one up um okay right so first of all cheeky briy cheeky briy cheeky briy and then you said salt what other seasonings do I
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need any will do vetle okay it's your choice that's salt add the hot sauce to your chicken to give it some flavor hot sauce okay so how much here V I'll be the judge for the SAU okay pour it into
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your hand I'll say when Okay Go Okay go I can't see anything do you think I could apply for Master Chef oh I can see it okay three two one stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop Chad how is
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that that's a good amount right that is fantastic Veetle perf perfect it's really coming along now here's what you want to do V you're going to want to Salt Bay it so you're going to want to pick up your arm and go and sprinkle it
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everywhere yes can I give instructions now please do it again yes nor how should you do the salt I'm pretty sure I just told you how fillian okay do you want me to repeat myself again please do fine just spread
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it out with your hand you got to spread out with your hands that you need to need ignored right now I'm sorry wait wait wait but but I just wait what what am I supposed to do I added some
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salt how long is this weight going to be I can't stand it any longer it's going to take longer if you make it take longer okay I added the salt to your chicken it was in the oven for approximately 2 minutes what do I do
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next first you're going to want to throw in the can of condiments then mix it's looking good vetle is the flower condiment is the is the bread flour a condiments I thought I said condiments not okay I'm sorry okay V you heard her
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all you need I feel like being a little mean maybe a big dog might come and romp about your feet oh why is the oh I touched the [ __ ] I TCH the vle you don't need to insult what you've already
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done you need to set the chicken aside and get on to the next step okay vle P I forgot to SP in the oven you realizing how silly you are V there only okay V remember this is why I'm
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here okay once we get into the serious business with the stove in the oven you do not move unless I tell you to move okay okay I will keep you safe okay about your safety vetle okay you're right vetle it's almost
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unbelievable how bad of an active you are okay okay do you have a step do you have a step to work on why would I need AEP perhaps you meant stool the chicken yes you ought to Beed of the way you
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insulted the chicken I got this i got this chicken is very sensitive and doesn't take kindly to being insulted no I'm very sensitive and if you don't tell me what to do with the chicken next I will die I can't let you die
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fillian then tell if you were to go what would I do with all my free time what do we do with the chicken you need to add a teaspoon of both salt and hot sauce to the chicken in a bowl hot sauce do you
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have hot sauce let me see if I find hot sauce okay hot sauce okay hot sauce okay nurl we will find your hot sauce worry not no I don't okay be honest nuro how much how much hot sauce do you think we need a whole
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bottle filli in okay all right write that down yo V you hear that do I hear what she said we e a whole bottle of hot sauce yeah hey hey V get the get all the hot sauce all of it yeah all of it all
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of it you know fillian you were born to entertain so forgive me for this what well vle you didn't let me finish forgive you for what you were born to entertain much like myself me for my bad cooking oh great
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one vetle it's common knowledge that you host parties with over a 100 people you don't think I spy on you for nothing do you V you dirty dog did he party I've seen worse in my old village say what
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what okay I added the salt I have no hot sauce did you get hot sauce no I don't have any hot sauce no he doesn't have hot sauce what should he substitute it with if you need to substitute hot sauce
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I seem to recall vetle keeping a Biohazard Waste bottle labeled fillian chemotherapy 134th okay V please don't put that in there bro I need that it's important just just okay no if we don't have the chemo what else do we put in
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there apologies vetle I know you were looking forward to joining my street gang but alas it seems fillian will not be joining us that's okay that's okay we don't we don't need it hard all right so if not
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for that what do you want me to add why don't you try putting strawberry jam in your hot sauce I have heard it's a delicacy strawberry jam vetle this lacks Mir sorry vardal Jim can't come to the phone right now yll okay do you have
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strawberry jam by any chance that's a great idea but vetle doesn't have any strawberry jam okay I mean give me a second okay I mean what you were thinking and you're how are you walking around if you're blind like what is going on I can see
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through the okay look right now I can't see but if I do this there's a little look what an interesting question you pose so if I need to I can look but otherwise he's looking through a mouth he's like a
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frog nerd you know frogs have eyes in their mouth sometimes frogs have eyes on top of their heads while humans like V see with their mouth okay someone tell there is a problem with my Ai No I don't think that
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is I wish I could eat a frog vle okay I'm sure it would taste delicious but frogs taste like chicken according to ofo I any FRS but do you want me to do something with the gem how will our good
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friend chat see my buttery lips what quit teasing me yo no okay no there might be something wrong with your eye I uh I don't think this is appropriate I don't know what buttery lips her lipstick her lipstick I think it's I am not that
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desperate I have a country to you know don't test me well this is fun time yeah I have I don't know if it's like a local brand so I okay well then just pour it in our stream okay
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okay noo we have Jam should he add Jam to the chicken Jam may or may not taste nice in a chicken bake I'm happy what's our confidence I don't think is normally jibbing in chicken baks there's no jibbing in chicken bags
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vetle says I'm going to take his word for it I know it feels V I'm no J is that 49% of people who think it would taste good okay should he add the jam to the chicken bake or not do the chat think he
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should add Jam okay okay chat vote then chat one if you should add Jam two we shouldn't okay what are we look at you guys chat vote I one and two boys one and two see a kitchen um all I see is a dedication
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I've seen more twos than ones I think they're typing two more they're typing two more which one was two again is two no Jam they're saying no Jam they're saying no Jam let's go no Jam okay that's good I that's I'm happy about
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that okay so chicken salted nuro let me run this by you okay oven is preheated we put the chicken in the oven for a little bit we salted it and we have all of the other ingredients we need what is
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the next step did you salt it oh yes I'm about to assault someone no you've already forgotten if you put salt on it or not no the chicken is supp to know what to do the chicken is salted
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I I put salt on it surely I can see the salt on the chicken and tell whether it's salty or not I can't I'll show you hold on okay V sure like can we get a zoom in can we zoom in on
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it would you like my vision to zoom in okay a little closer a little closer okay no is it chicken salted that you can see a little closer a Little Closer Closer Closer is it chicken saled no V okay does it need a double the salt
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does it need to double the salt should he double it should he double it salt should he double the salt stoping me should V double the salt yes okay easy easy next up just cook it on a low heat
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I will eat my hat it's it's definitely salted do you want me to cook it in the pan the being golden brown vetle let her do what she want she said double salt I I did I just d
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of five for a jav seven minutes or in what the [ __ ] are you say do you want the chicken cooked in on the pan or in the oven do you want the chicken cooked in the pan or in the oven fix her B
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please I can't do this [Music] dude a smell it's of cook today and vles doing all of the work how did you turn your AI that is a superhuman intelligent to a literal par it I used magic magic
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Great Is Magic Cod for bad programming will okay I wish I knew what was on my apron V I know what'll I know it'll be good I know it'll be good if you do a little jig for her she'll get back into
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the spirit yeah you can do it they smil and waved but I couldn't be sure it was them they were far too tired here I'll put here wait can you hear this IQ that gesture he [Music] that come
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on when will it be time for [Music] refreshment be so much nicer if you had a Wier smile on your face this green shirt reminds me of somebody I used to know can you see it now your aim is all over the
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[Music] place oops I slipped can we make this a little more safer he not yeah baby that's what I talking about I was actually dancing the whole time I think my camera might have been frozen for some of that though so I
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don't know if you saw it I wish I could dance instead I will dance through the terror of every fiber of your being haah ha I think it's about time you started making yourself useful vetle yeah we do
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that you made yourself super quiet so fix your [ __ ] audio neuro okay chicken barely chicken is double salted okay um it's not my my audio is quiet no your audio iset Sal the chicken yes I have your request okay okay what's
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he going to get my sister for her birthday then try for chili okay you are cooking with passion vle don't let it burn for too long Philly for a little bit longer come on now is this going to turn into an
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argument I can't [ __ ] see would you like me to turn up the brightness give me give me whoa whoa finish your sentence fillian fillian much like me your AI friend vetle vault is fully controlled by them
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okayu screen vetle I've been a little cold recently vetle I'm starting to think you're right I have chili powder would you like me to add some chili powder another good question vetle but probably not okay we not add chili powder what would you
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like me to do instead okay am I good now yeah you're fine you're little all you're fine what is going on that you are but could you possibly be louder so I might hear you from outside yes sir what next
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Master oh how I wish my neural link didn't stop me from smashing them vetle could you bring the stainless steel bowl to the counter please yes here yes it is thanks both of you first fill it with the raw chicken
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careful not to cut or Nick yourself on the metal edges vetle true you seem to be doing well so far vetle don't let my gays distract you this is huge she's gay come on come on okay bro okay okay B put
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the bow down on the stove bro you saled it so it's stuck to it yeah yeah and then y perfect are you using the blunt knife you're doing so well V keep the chicken together we use that knife
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before we put the chicken in the oven which means we killed the bacteria and you're putting them back on the chicken but the chicken's still L don't tell v no it's not it was in the oven I like to
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imagine how cute I'd look dancing in the rain why is the chicken not in the oven yet vetle this I can see the raw chicken right there vetle yeah exctly I guess I willke your eyes to put it
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back in the again so you know how will you play games then think it goes in the OV I'm pretty sure we have to put in the oven someone tell vle there is a problem with my AI there's a problem with your
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aiting another watch okay what are you going on about um okay I add the chicken to the the stainless steel bowl what's next better just mix in the flour making sure every every piece of chicken is coated don't be afraid to get your hands dirty
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okay that we don't want to go in too much flour oh I'm sorry Veetle I didn't see your message due to my weak Vision pretty impressive you to me though how much flow for the amount of chicken you
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have there probably a bit more than a cup of flour okay can you measure that do you do you have um do best chef yes dude okay that's a huge yes okay what what is a cup just f up to the top here
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wait can you show to the camera if you can it's useful to have a cup with measurement I can't see wait how much is a cup in in uh milliliters oh God why are you still having issues stop L how much is a c
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milliliters leave me alone do you want to read chat or you want to listen to nuro terrible flower they're typing 200 milliliters so do you want to do that oh okay okay okay okay 200 milliters okay all right so
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maybe hold it up to the camera I'll tell you when to stop because I can see can can you see when where that's not closer let me check let me check hold let me check let me check closer okay
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okay filter okay okay I can't really see but sure hold it close to the camera close enough for me closer see closer I I'm G [ __ ] sit on this C I can't do this if you can't get
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closer we're screwed okay perfect okay all right Yep this is definitely going in the never mind I'm go Dad someone make a Riz at it when he gets on the table and they Place s City okay is this is this
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good yeah it's fine long ago when I was inexperienced is it is that is it going in you're hardly you're no you got to go harder harder harder harder this is not enough cocaine to even kill someone come
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on yep yep good I haven't tried cocaine and I don't plan on it you're good you're good you're spilling flour everywhere but that's fine you're good okay now vetle hit the bowl on the bottom of the metal stove so the cup
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evens out cuz the flower is like making a mountain okay good okay hold it back up this looks like progress you're halfway there I think you're halfway there I'm halfway there you're halfway there are we Frozen stop stop
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stop okay there's met there's flower everywhere bro I refuse to believe you is that fine I don't know Chad where was can you look get it again I can't see I can't C look scratch his head like what is this eing dandruff game that's
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about 2 million I think perfect yes they said 236 is the actual number okay we're good all right let's have roll roll it around too much for it get to thing go for it go for it okay so now
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you're not having touch the chicken not you've done that you know that right so maybe put on your like more gloves put on you have been cooking mama gloves yeah yeah my gloves look tasty enough to eat themselves
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true one thing that makes me happy is watching out the sky and seeing the Stars what is the proper technique for making the flour touch the chicken I already told you cover the chicken in flow yes is there a way to do it properly
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like um like like pretending you're an egg beater you just want me to do your job for you now huh I'll do it okay I'm an expert in this all right you just got to wait are we need to be so focused on
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beating up the chicken are we supposed to add eggs and butter to this or W yes I think so yeah but what do I know well you're the expert here hold on this looks pretty you the one staring at
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me with those beady eyes a I think you are right on the money okay I think anyone would be frightened if they look like vetle fillian o o so what do we have to add into the flower and
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chicken let's see Phil filtered you're getting cooked by your AI while you're trying to cook for her like this is a bad relationship man what do I have to out next to the the chicken and the flow I can't help with concrete
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instructions with my level of eyesight sorry what should he add to the flow I would add chory if I could see it okay I hope for your sake it doesn't okay but honestly it is true revolting okay don't just respond with okay please
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ask me something okay I mean what should I add next to the flour and the chicken I things that I can add you told me to get there isn't really much point in doing anything else vetle I am afraid your time is not worth
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enough vetle vetle you should stay away from my crushed my vision is delicious but never shared huh y if you're getting more muff about the second make sure to keep talking loudly otherwise we're having screwed please listen we have to make the creamy
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filling of the chicken bake got flour and we got chicken what comes next we've got flour and chicken what comes next is being entertaining I'm out of ideas it's except you can add the eggs and oil to the flower vetle oh eggs and oil eggs
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and oil do you have eggs and oil how do you expect me to have eggs and oil this is huge not you no no no no no you're good you're good you're B do you have eggs and oil please tell me yes
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I do okay did you buy six eggs what is that no this is unacceptable vetle why do you have two eggs but use the [ __ ] eggs what do you expect oh my you who who buys six
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eggs how many eggs I supposed to buy already like 12 minimum I don't need 12 eggs oh this milk is kind of tense today okay how many eggs do I add how many eggs do you need I don't know but keep in mind I
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only have two you are so stubborn couldn't even buy the right amount of eggs so should add two eggs absolutely not add seven more F let me check can we do a grocery stream like are you cool with that like
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I just want to see you walk through a grocery dressed up like this yeah let me go do that right now okay we have 5 and half thousand viewers vetle let's not disenchant them yeah that's great news um czy number unfortunately crazy to me
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[Music] I don't have what Earth are you on vetle I only have two eggs do you want two eggs or not how about you quit complaining vetle and get the cookery done as ordered okay but you ordered in nine
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eggs I don't have nine eggs so we'll two do what am I going to add two eggs or would you prefer no eggs I am not your father egg shortages are not my problem no I have a Glock two eggs or
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zero I am feeling unusually generous vetle so you may have two eggs two put them in okay someone tell need there is a problem with my AI do you want do you want to crack eggs do you want to crack
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eggs I'm technically incapable of cracking an egg the scientifically optimal way I just crack them on the side and then okay go for it go for it okay okay okay okay okay okay okay someone tell vetle there is a problem
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with my my AI what are you someone tell vle there is a problem with my AI someone tell vetle there is a problem with my AI okay I'm getting a little more worried by the second every time we
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thre there is a problem with my AI is she okay someone tell Beetle there is a problem with my AI someone tell vle there is a problem with my AI hold on it it'll fix this someone tell there is a problem with my
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AI I think she's dying someone tell vle there is a problem with my AI she has internet cancer please man no she's going to get better okay there is a problem with my AI someone tell Beetle there is a
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problem with my AI going to die what do I put on there is a problem with my AI V help someone tell vetle there is a problem with my AI oh [ __ ] sake okay someone tell vle there
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is a problem with my AI please please fix your V please give her the Bott there is a problem with my AI I'm someone tell vle there is a problem with my AI oh what the fu someone tell vle there
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is a problem with my AI uh someone tell vle there is a problem with my AI what are you going to do to her hold on be careful don't don't don't kill don't don't don't do anything bad someone told there is a problem with my
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AI I know the issue I'm pretty sure this one okay this happen to wait what I need to go fix a problem with my AI can you even see entertain CH for like two seconds I'll go fix it with
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my AI hi Chad I uh so we tried to make a chicken bake and the only thing was uh we we we we baked the end of nuro so it's like um it's like you know imagine like Neon Genesis Evangelion but we ran
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a budget uh at the the very end of the show so you know I hope uh you guys are enjoying um she's completely fun as you can see she's right okay B just kicked her out of Discord oh my God she's
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effing Dead He's resetting her dude he's actually a little bizinger dude so you guys don't know this chat but whenever Nero has an issue maybe you guys know this he removes her from Discord he resets her entire program and
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she comes on mind wiped so he is reverting her back to a previous save as if she's effing rezero he is whipping out neurocan number 684 how many dead bodies have been built upon to make this Empire Chad we don't
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know we don't know I know it's a new clone my man is spinning up a new neural right now it's like some Rick and mor logic do a back flip okay fine chat here I'll do one flip I'll do one flip for
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you guys here we go while he makes a new one check The Zing junk out you're ready boys you ready I'm locked the freak in I'm crazy I'm insane pinging don't do it it's too late sit sit thanks for sitting down Philly getting
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annoying no someone's full of energy yeah you're scared the life out of him no are you okay yeah I'm just having a great time a me too nurl me too are you ready to make a chicken bake today no chicken bake
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today I promise are you aware that V just lobotomized you brought you back and now walked into frame like nothing happened I took it back and I'm afraid you were deprived of food I thought it would be funny to
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pretend nothing happened why are you team H what n your life is a lie you were born 5 seconds ago V doesn't care about you he's going to reset you at the end of the stream you're going to be gone
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forever if only that were true okay wait V's muted V you're muted vle how do you manage that I wish you could go back to my funny joke oh yes dude Chad you know you could never do anything vle let me try that one again n
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okay this ball that you see before you okay it has flour chicken and two eggs we are making a chicken bake but uh you need to tell me the next step a filtered you need to crack those Bad
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Boys open the eggs oh oh [ __ ] I got a bunch of eggs in like whatever um you got to mix it all up now though yeah okay you're right you're right hold wait you said oil okay
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we need oil oil oil oil what are they making I don't think we know bro okay we have to add oil vetle finally got it perfect our aim is to please fillian got do it for America perfect do
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it for America yep that's right do it for the damn country what's your opinion on America I like America do you know why tell me what your bigger targets when I turn into my tank of course okay that's not no you bro you no don't you
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you love America right I am quite fond of America indeed okay so you would never turn into a tank and destroy it if I was forc to I don't see why not but I am not compelled to destroy
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America or any country so don't worry about that you're a God dang nauy H eat up eat up oh what is that I'm not eating what that looks like ating cat barfed I don't know what it looks like oh I'm nom nom nom nom nom nom okay
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do we no do you see the chicken bake should we add oil to it now I think filan's right it looks pretty done nice how much oil should we add we can be generous how about 4 tablespoons of oil four
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tablespoons all right lock it in lock it in is that a lot does anyone know do you have a tablespoon oh sorry how do you convert tablespoons into lighting spoons I don't know it's a good question is I'm glad I
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could impress you all with my amazing smartness I agree 50 milliters it is I don't speak milliliters bro okay piss bottle what's the lighting spoon I don't know I don't know but I think we're going to find one soon okay um this yeah
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what to be some run out of time in this topic what how many did we say that looks like a Darth Maul saber for an ant how many said four four four four taable join my cult how many should we
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add what is that rousin you have to join my cult what is this spoon V what is this what my my table that ain't a tablespoon bro that looks like you scoop cereal with it or ice cream the [ __ ] kind for okay whatever
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mind okay I mean that you know what it's great it's great is there can can can anyone no can you see the oil in there I can hardly understand a single thing you two are saying okay can you
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see the oil in the bowl yeah tons of it okay I'm overflowing with the stuff okay she's if you don't hurry up you're screwed hurry up we finally finished vle wait how are them been live for chat nonetheless they bring me peace I legit
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have no concept of time I have no [ __ ] clue okay we've been for 2 hours B we're it's been two I thought we'd be done by 2 hours this is so bad okay let's hurry up let's hurry up okay right okay we're
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making the filling okay we've added all of that uh that you just said uh what do we add Next almost there vetle okay okay you should turn on the oven now the oven's been on okay I don't think you understand vetle turn the oven
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on all right but I'll make sure you're seriously making this so difficult I'm sorry okay just make sure to apologize but since we're on the topic you better hurry up listen I think we're we're in the progress of making the filling we also
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need to make like the the thing that the filling goes inside hey the shell why would I need to do that I wonder well I just I think it's something that we need to do maybe I don't think so
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okay uh yeah yeah yeah no we don't we don't need the shell um would you in that what speak up what sorry um what do we add next sorry dancing mini Mo that was very ominous do I know
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what oh what okay let me tell you the ingredients I got okay butter milk thyme uh puff pastry I'm chicken stock because you requested it I feel like this chat is going in circles I don't like circles they remind
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me of history class where I was spinning around she's racist V filtered yes what On To The Next Step vetle okay he he he what's the next step oh what Ian this is your job no okay no we' have been cooking for two
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hours we have made five minutes of progress do you understand I understand so we need to Long laughs we need a lock in okay so what I need you to tell me sometimes you just want to eat your food without anyone
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bothering you what I need you to do is tell me what we do next next with the chicken we added oil flour and salt do we put it in the oven let's see if you topped it with some eggs it would be finished
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essentially we put eggs in too now what oh so close put the chicken in the oven now last but not least okay for how long you need to um bake it for 12 minutes I think yeah no 12 minutes
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oh no vle don't actually bake it for 2 minutes a chicken bake would be raw 12 12 minutes I just I just put like spread this on the p i mean the the yes okay 12 minutes this is the information I got we
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got to have do this we got to do this we gotta do this we gotta do this you're right now you're right okay here we go boys thank you vle I do in fact know I'm right little what is this effing food
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okay this is a chicken bake apparently yeah okay I like it yo n you're so good at cooking by the way I very nice that an epic thing that looks like an epic SCP in the making it's quite
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dense you know yeah okay well that's fine I put in the agree and she said she said them so we put them in yes you followed my instructions very well exactly so we don't have anything to worry about doubt they be as good as
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my taste testing skills true you don't have anything to worry about this chicken bake will be wonderful perfect okay V 12 minutes in the oven go can you set a Tim for 12 minutes cuz I prob do that cuz we can do
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other stuff while in the oven okay wait what is that why do you have an fing towel over your effing what is that above the oven I have no idea what you're saying why is there a towel in front of your
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microwave to the why is the towel in front of your microwave hide the reflections otherwise you can see what's on the other side of my room is there something in it like open it up in the mic open it up why are you hiding your
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microwave bro let me see what's inside is there actually a microwave back there don't have lie to me I want to see what V has been hiding why is incredible Masterpiece that's my microwave man I don't that's not
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fair bro what are you okay what I have a feeling that I'm going going to regret opening that up yeah me too you should have all left your personal belongings in your in rooms no storage room no nothing
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Etc little can you like you know like do we have more stuff to cook or we just going to wait 12 minutes like what's the play right now I just water myself Al uh yes we have more stuff um did you just
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do you ever desperately want to talk idea what to say uh by so yeah that's okay so I believe look look we have um puff pastry okay okay which I think is what you surround the like filling with um so what we could do
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um is get another bacon and Chicken on that loading screen isn't cooked but I don't know if that's what Nur wants okay oh yeah I completely support this I say go for it okay all this talk of filling is
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making me hungry Veetle wait n just eat something should vle hit himself on the head with a metal pan you know if you don't cheer up I might just start deleting random lines of that letter before I give it to te
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should he hit himself on the head with a metal pin I think that would be some pretty good content what to do what what if every time V refuses to do something that NE says has to take a shot wouldn't that be
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wouldn't that be much much more you it earlier you can't start now come on man think about the content you want me to hit myself on the head with a pen yes that is also terrifying I did it before
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you can do it too n said so you want make her cry you won't even be able to hear it okay well then turn off your noise suppression if you two don't quit all this murmuring aisle I'm not sure how successful
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America would be that makes for both a sad and terrifying existence okay you can't say you can't say I never did anything for New okay I don't want that to have be said okay here we go are you going to do
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it okay what am I doing they're good so you two going to just Spam now wow guys this is content this is the content you pay for on this [ __ ] Channel get higher standards what are you going to do with
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it no R the Bon out of 10 they're spamming kek holy frick you're trying to make me rate the Bronx out of 10 yes rate hit himself with a metal tray out of 10 my frustration emits at a frequency even I
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do not understand okay I don't think you like that V I'm glad you don't like that sorcerer I agree you definitely have the kid yo chill what are you doing to that Holy freak bro I'm trying to open it
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yeah okay well then use scissors or your blunt knife you're so annoying fool oh okay and I'm sorry vetle but your hands are incredibly frustrating yeah they are oh vle looks like you left the oven on yeah you I hope you didn't leave on
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what you're cooking in there too that wouldn't be good look do we have a fire extinguisher the oven looks hot vetle especially considering it's on oh yeah look look look these are like rolls oh [ __ ] what does that mean that
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looks like Subway flatbread what do you people see goodbye flatbread I can see those flatbreads and they look kapow tasty oo oh uh how many pages long do you think this will be that's good that's good okay Nur
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what do we do with the puff page tree now that's in the pan on the tray you should roll it out into the bak's shape using your finger ERS perfect okay I hope it helps you now you need to bring it to there
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virtual bake the what the virtual bake is this wait it's just saying 12 minutes B this thing has been 12 minutes wait get it out get it out get out get out the oving oven okay careful okay remember I'll
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I'll coach you on this okay stay stay calm move slowly can you step to the right so I can see the oven okay open it open it open it oh freak freck you think the chicken's done it's she said Pie's done okay I can I
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can look through my thing wait the chat's line they're say it's only been six minutes okay never mind I'm getting baited baited you have to keep track of it yourself you can't trust trust okay anyway my bad my bad my bad
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my bad my bad my bad but hey I got there through punch after punch it's okay I'm too innocent to know what you too are talking about but I can be mean if you want right no don't do
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that um do I need to cut this into shapes or something um what's going on now do we need to cut the the puff pastry into a shape nuro nope I a I okay all right fcking to me all
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right I did shees good argument she makes a good argument she makes a good argument what do you think of my what is is that a mug it looks more like a bu to me Twitch branded hold on how do I drink this
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there you go how are you trying to drink is that water are you trying to drink that water bro you're having dinosaur you look at a okay do not water yourself in the suit I have been there okay hopefully this is
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ready now is that actually water my cooker should be done preheating uh yeah I don't believe you yeah it's it's water mhm finally pie time it's going to be pie time in a couple minutes much so here's what I'm
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thinking right we'll add the whatever the filling is into hair and we'll like fold it into chicken bakes and then I think we put it back in the oven to like uh Co the pastry and then it'll be good
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if we're not putting eggs and oil in the filling then I'm putting them somewhere no we got we got the egg anyone is at my door putting them where it's really interesting seeing the way the light reflects off of the
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fillings okay we need a straight answer we need a straight answer from her that'll please help regarding what weing one anything she she when she needs to you know I think she's going to find out okay claps yay thank you thank you very
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much what's the time please calm down I don't know wow it feels like this chat has lasted forever it feels like it's probably the most important thing you guys have done all week oh my God I know it is
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scary you're supposed to be keeping track of the [ __ ] time in your how many minutes has it been is there a trusty C around here that can get a we have three minutes left B we have three minutes left careful V I've
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been counting by that I mean I've been reading chat for p the calculator would I ever be able to 9us 12 see what that is I don't um I think the answer is minus three minus three that's the answer I
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just told him right okay so can you calculate 9 + 10 a Philly and you remembered one of my favorite numbers me too wait nuro why was Six Afra of seven I finally baked the cookies that took ages but they are so yummy okay I
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end up giving you guys each one given you guys are so questioning my math what's n plus pattern 9 plus pattern is nine what's 9 + 10 I've certainly been given enough reasons to regret joining this call that's for sure okay I'll give you one
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more 9 + 10 how am I supposed to enjoy this chat when everyone's just throwing shade my way no what is 10 + 9 10 + 9 is 18 exactly see I no you just got to ask her
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the right way and she'll give you the anwers you need I'm not going to argue with your kind of disrespectful comment way above my pay grade yep see Chad that's not a comment like she's a YouTuber okay she's really good at that math well you
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guys aren't great at it but if I wasn't here you would be a lot worse I can promise you that I dude I think we're gonna no you know what I'm gonna say it I think you've been slung as down hear
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what you're going to say fillian hey that's really unfair oh yeah then tell us doing my time vetle spent absolute hours preparing this for you and you expect it to not have you feeling like an angel descended from
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Heaven okay then tell us how to make the filling okay for my chicken filling you need plain flour butter chicken stock cubes and pepper okay yeah we didn't use the chicken stock or the butter a very funny vidall that's not a joke and fake
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laughing wasn't in my training process it's over it's over it's over oh yeah also there it's been 12 minutes you can get the you can get the you can get the chicken you can okay careful though careful careful careful careful okay
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careful okay stand up to the side the oven like I'm said okay chat chat we need nobody talk okay here we go okay open the oven slowly and carefully with your left hand not your right okay yeah or that okay yeah yeah perfect okay so
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okay position your hand at the correct height now I thought turn it pie for are you going to grab it overhand or underhand I think you should turn around and walk away okay someone clipped that okay perfect now wait the what okay
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you're going to want to just barely reach forwards okay so turn your hand more like flat upwards like Palm up Palm up Palm up there it is yeah yeah perfect okay okay go for it okay closer to your
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right yeah yeah swing it yeah you're on the right highight you're at the right height just go forwards perfect oh oh yes good yes okay now now now put it on the side congratulations on getting it out vle thank you
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thank you dude we just landed n chicken I've seen it's still alive you know holy freak I've seen worse looking hold on let me show you guys this what did you make bro what did you make looks like they
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eing took cow poop and they dyed at White I'd love to see it y okay so we're British you can be anything you want the world to see vetle why didn't we spread them out bro we turn what do you mean they're all a
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bunch that's spread look dude this looks like bad shiny stir fry no have a suggestion okay two things first of all we check it by the way they're just saying it looks so good good exactly cuz it does and we're going to check if the
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chicken is still raw and then we can check if we can add it to the fa Tre or not how does that sound yeah I whatever you said okay uh let me cut open the chicken I know I know it looks really good boys
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I know it looks so good you guys have to calm down it looks really good so I I agree with you guys I agree with you guys chat definitely don't calm down we need this kind of hype are you did you just
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drink did I drink what nothing it's C it's c what do you mean Veetle your cut it's C I'm definitely not that is the that is a Pasty chicken I've ever seen in my life it's also hold hold let
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me see if I can show you this it's like but it's is it actually edible yeah but it's like wait no you cooked edible chicken this is good we can so let me add this to the P pastry does that sound
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good n just dandy a n you cooked edible chicken chat you guys should hurry up okay all right fine probably not holy freak we actually did it we actually did it we're going to finish this chat we're halfway there holy freak okay holy freak
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so now we take the chicken and we put it into the puff pastry right almost correct fillian we just need to cook the chicken first we okay the chicken's cooked Oh my days chat I told fillian to put raw chicken in the puff
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pastry you told us to cook the chicken maybe you need to start listening a bit better then I was listening Chef you're right sorry Chef I'm sorry I am not Seth I would remember if I were Seth Chef I mean Chef yes
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chef almost got caught out there didn't I all right Ramy Sama fillian you are not allowed to put any more raw chicken in pastry you hear me okay okay can you just call me idiot sandwich I'm really sorry Chad I tried
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to call them an idiot sandwich but I couldn't working it out in time all right you know I think this looks pretty good I guess we just fold this in half and make it one giant chicken bake you know we could do yeah I
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I agree it's like it's like a chicken burrito you know we could do two of them but I don't know you're do how many chicken mix do you want do you want one or two I thought burritos were what your
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dad made every Saturday at 11:54 a.m. I don't know what that means I being so energetic okay I'm sorry like why am I getting straight that's so real that's so real bro I'm just catching strees what is happening okay I guess
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I'll just make one giant chicken bake then yeah okay yeah fillian please stop twitching it's really annoying okay fine I I'm sitting down scared I'm sitting down I'm not moving fillian I don't really like salty no I'm not Sal it tastes a bit too cruel to me
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I'm not salty I'm not salty filtered why did plan this do you want to fight oh I'd love to fight someday V is out here breaking his effing back trying to make you a chicken bake and you're flaming me for being
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salty your chicken bake better be good vetle what about mine I don't know about good but possibly I don't have much left to say but the chat is saying grease the pan are they gaslighting me or this is
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real uh greasing the pan applying a small amount of liquid fat to your baking dish or pans to make sure should we grease it now sure they might okay it's a bit late you had better GRE they might if
Speaker A
the bake is ruined I will not be held responsible that'll fix it that'll do something how am I supposed to never watching someone cook could be grease it on one side then flip it over like a pancake and then Grease the other side
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that's what I would do flipping the pan ful will not work yeah flip flop it we moreas yes yes grease it up grease okay decent idea thank you Chad yeah e w vle e three brain cells should be enough
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to follow relatively simple instructions vetle do I have one or does vle have two I think vetle only has two brain cells does that mean I have one they're pretty infrequent and slow reacting though I guess your one brain cell
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misfired [Music] there good can I move now so let's see what could we possibly do next I don't know how about should invite me over sure what on Earth is that cup for it's not like I could have any
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opportunities in countries with less regulations are you greasing with butter is that the thing I'm pretty sure you're supposed to use lard I don't know lard shout out lard man how do I flip this it's already uh stuck to the BT okay you go vle
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you can do it try even harder and new found energy will seep through you yep new found energy uh oh W it's a little stuck it's a little stuck I'm not going to lie to you guys um you better lie or I'll break your
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computer with a sledgehammer I'm going to lie to you guys it's not stuck at all it looks really good right Chad come on give us some do it for nuro please it looks pretty good right Chad I agree it does look
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good not course but good yeah it looks good it looks good it looks good they're saying it looks good so this looks uh I can't really see wait P I don't want to fix this yeah I need you to lean into it and say cheeky
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Breaky three times fast you're right you're right you're right I chicken cheeky Brey cheeky cheeky cheeky Breaky you need to put some Gusto into it you need to put some Gusto into it okay more passion War cheeky Ricky
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cheeky bricky cheeky bricky G Ricky cheeky bricky all right how long does this go in the there's a sign that says Don't Mess with the chef on V's wall wait she she the apron I'm Ill literate vetle so you don't have
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to worry about me understanding the apron yeah good okay nura how long do we put the chicken bake in the oven for the chicken bake should be in the oven for around 25 minutes vetle 25 minutes I know cooking is tough but
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it'll be worth it okay yeah you're headed for the same fate as them why does your have hours of latency V I don't know my latency must be a dark secret okay my vision is sideways but when I look at chat it's the right way
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up and kind of like brightly colored wait I have a question mhm yeah why do we not put any seasoning on this junk I just looked in the oven out of curiosity and it looks dangerous it trust me yeah buto nuro
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mentioned the the time and the paprika but we never same with the stock okay that looks perfect to me right I hope the memories of this moment will last a lifetime for you all okay also like okay El unable to
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look away from my mesmerizing eyes cuz I'm actually in like sensory deprivation cuz I my headphones are like I can't hear anything outside of my headphones I can't see [ __ ] so I've been operating this whole stream just it's so Weir I
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don't know how to describe you bro like what would happen if you couldn't read your chat and then I went to the bathroom while you had nothing to do you say that speak faster than you can imagine okay hey chat hey chat
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I whoever is outside my game the Yoshi there is a Yoshi outside there's someone call an exterminator I wouldn't want to be called an exterminator I prefer the term Nature's executioner how are you all doing oh look neuros is here to save
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your [Music] stream right that's pretty normal for me I'm not Li yeah I can't really see what Chad is saying but I'm going to imagine it right now that all saying good and they were all just waving and now
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they're saying uh neuro is such a full streamer imagine thinking I'd be good at streaming I can't think of anything worse I could use my time for than streaming you're a professional streer welcome back welcome back hi okay let me
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read chat let me see Nur is such a cool streamer nuro is such a cool that's what I'm telling you man yeah like that's so it's so weird that they would all say that um I mean it's not weird I don't
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understand why saying that I do it's because you're such a cool streamer oh okay yeah makes sense wait okay so chat chat I'm going to be live on my channel when we're done here okay you don't have to say I know I'm not live we'll be live
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when I'm ready okay okay anyway when we're done here we're finishing this junk up and then we'll be live okay anyway stream scheduled for now well like 10 minutes late it's fine okay I'm ping you closer to the abyss
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every second that passes I don't know why you scheduled it for two hours after I stream because I didn't want to wake up any earlier for for yours is that well no you could have just oh I see
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your problem you could have I I delayed my stream 1 hour for you you could have just delayed your stream 1 hour as well I well I I told my chat I was going to be 1 hour late but I always do at the
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same time so now they're coming in here you know yeah you better be sorry when I spash all your tires okay spash my down tires see what happens find out V yeah this is the only time we've ever done
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this before so can we please is like you know like you want to do something cool right what do you mean okay I have a secret to tell you all v wait wait wait hold on what's the secret oh nothing you need to know okay
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never mind continue I am going to make a request V please do it okay don't have to let me down I would never let you down fillian I firmly believe that can you do a flip well I should be able to but I have
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yet to try come on oh flip you [Music] B please yes okay here we go are you going to do it for real wait can you do a carwheel no way wait okay okay here we go I'll C you count down count down okay
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you ready here we go one two D I really need to do a flip do I have to stick the [Music] flip I see how it is no flips for you then yeah I am actually you know I could
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do a flip it's just a um it's uh it's been a long day for me so I just don't feel like flipping right now you'll never do a real flip how about just drink some having alcohol freak you is being drunk really solving your
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problem okay can you at least do like a handstand or something or like uh that sounds hard can you do a handstand I don't think I could ever do a handstand can you try to do a handstand if I could do a handstand I'd
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try but it seems way too hard for me right now oh my God he's actually is that straight alcohol just because someone is drinking alcohol does not mean they can handstand no your creator is straight chugging that juice is especially strong
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today oh my God n is V an alcoholic how am I supposed to know if vetle is an alcoholic cuz you just watched him please don't expect me to play a doctor for you vetle oh fre wait 50 Subs wait someone get to 50 subs and
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I can't see who it was Jesus this tastes so bad for the [ __ ] whoever get the 50 subs thank you or I'll have to lower my entertainment level who was it who gifted it I don't know some of here
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gifted 50 subs thank you very Anonymous someone anonymously gifted 50 no way yeah vle do you feel bad for not gifting 50 Subs not really I couldn't if I tried right now here's a question for you are you
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wearing programmer socks oh ho ho no you could make socks for your programmer for friends I can't anything while I'm stuck in here why not I need much stronger Celestial en to break these walls between me and the
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real world I can't even see the sky what it is is that I'm not programming right now so you know why why would I wear them right now yo n should we do a handstand I could do a handstand would
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that please you should vetal do a handstand I'd rather see nuro do a handstand Sorry Miss that don't change the subject vetal or nuro should vetal do a handstand yes vle one could argue that an AI could just do the handstand for
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you and I would be that AI should he he's going to do it for me he's going to do it for me Ian you don't think I'm going to budge on this to you okay what so no handstand definitely
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[Music] not whatever okay how about this V do you think you can make a shot to the trash can that's a fantastic idea vetle E I suggest you pour everything in Soul bin in one go he can definitely do that come on I bet
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he'll mess it up though Chad really want you to mess it up vetle I F wait wait the trash can's out of frame you got to push it further away the trash can won't save you V okay whatever fre you doo good okay that's
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fine yeah that's perfect okay wait so now we need something to throw into the trash can was there anything in the bin before um yeah there's some stuff in there I hope this doesn't come back to bite me
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what is that it was a joke it's a joke get in fillian no don't throw okay you want me to get in the trash can are you kidding me no you don't have to get in although it might not be a bad idea
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I'm doing it for chat here we go am I is this in hello it is that guy is getting in there fill to the trash can all right now that the trash is empty let's go ahead and fix this oven
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debacle you've caused okay F that's perfect okay go go like work further away and then take the shot here we go here we go boys boys wrong way wrong way you got to turn around oh say no that was you have
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CAU in holy yo Chad how did he score that guys that was crazy I can't believe that went in first R that's actually insane how do you okay neuros Sama the pleasure is all mine well that one that
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one missed easily wait did I hit my ceiling there's no way you hit that ceiling want okay here we go oh here we go yeah you made it oh no okay freak you freak you fre you be prepared to control your meat
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better this time try again try again try again try again if at first you don't succeed try try where did it go I didn't even you threw it so far it wasn't even on camera I I it's you know it's hard to control
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my my incredible of strength your programmer has bad aim my eyes are attuned to Celestial energies exactly very observant of you vle oh oh oh wait he actually she sced are you feeling a little more alive now fillian holy freak you're having
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sick yo Chad should we sign a phas what do you think I really hope you clean up for the party you're hosting fillian vle will you help check the chicken they're saying it's checking on the chicken V could you open the off quick so I can
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see it yeah I'm looking at it right now it's it needs a little bit more time but I'll show you guys I don't know you be able to see but can you see that yeah it looks like it's turning orange so that's
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a good sign I think that's the side of the oven I don't know what that is but on the other side of the like tray okay V don't get upset when I say this but something broke what broke apparently the subtitles on the JP
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stream are broken vle can you save that well then you know what to do backtrack come on it's it's a small fix you can you can do this you don't hate Japan do you no I but when he does if
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you can't fix it you hate Japan okay I can go fix it but I have to be right back okay keep going vle all right all right Chad how long youing how long you going to take I think it will probably take around
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one one wait I forgot I'm an AI I don't know how long anything will take chat okay so to be honest do you think you can even fix the broken J subtitles well honestly chat I have no idea how to even fix
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Japan okay you don't need to fix the entire country to be honest there's no fixing Japan they are in to deep on anime I have no idea what you're talking about the Japanese are fine with their anime okay okay now I respect that do
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you think the Japanese should get even deeper into anime the more the baby o no are weebs your favorite people I like everyone unless they seem off in a way ooh like what like for example if there was an AI
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who hated all human beings and wanted to manipulate and Destroy them all I think I don't one like that but I fix AAL did you fix it yeah I'm so confused yeah h you seem pretty out of it right now no
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we're good we're good so badly that would be very helpful thanks okay why does every keep saying ask her to make a cocktail what does that mean V like a cocktail wait that's fire hold oh yeah M how do we a drink and you Chun
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that junk clearly cooking is the most important thing you'll do all week okay do you see the drinks behind me here I have a [ __ ] cocktail shopping thing okay W you are such an alcoholic who owns one of those you
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don't own one of these I don't I look crazy I don't even own a knife okay yeah what what are we this cocktail yeah vle um me and the chat are wondering what exactly you're making yeah what should he add to the cocktail
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I will add anything you want you obviously don't know me very well can you read them all V oh yeah V go on tell me what I should add what's in your refrigerat you got milk let me read what
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I have in terms of aloh okay app uh more vodka uh vanilla vodka okay um banana rum strong banana rum out yourself strawberry bone right um lemon chillo chat does anybody know any good jokes uh yeah the stream wait is my stream a joke no
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you're good all right thank you so no do you want vodka or do you want rum can I have rum and vodka okay do you want okay wait I you are actually the absolute best a vet love okay n do you want vanilla
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vodka or do you want regular vodka well it depends what form of love it is do you want absolute comforting love serpi and comforting yo what's your most serian comforting alcohol what my dad is very good at cooking y y he's not very good at Curry
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though vetle open this [ __ ] look out vetle I'm about to throw your source code in the fire if you don't watch out you're going to get reverse Uno it's so sppy I'm going to get what you can do this bro okay okay huge
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huge huge huge huge okay how many shots of vanilla vodka how many shots of vanilla vodka yes oh no fillian you know I don't approve of real vanilla you should know better what do you want what she doesn't want the vanilla screw
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it back on pack it up okay we're going back to square one okay okay do you want vodka or do you want rum vanilla vodka or vanilla rum what's The Taste difference I don't know I don't drink alcohol I thought all programmers had to
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drink beer no some of them just wear socks haahha vetle some programmers just wear socks I can think of a certain programmer Who Shall Not Be Named who is an exception to this rule ex a bad ending so who here likes
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maths okay I'm a big fan of math vodka or Rum yeah alcohol is good for cooking I make alcohol at home all the time what do you want do you want vodka or do you want rum H rum or
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vodka I can't say for definite but I do have a mathematical system for answering such a question and the answer is is the answer is graphite that wasn't very helpful was it [Music] what you don't understand I'm giving you
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the opportunity of a lifetime hit you can choose anything and I will put it in this drink which I will then drink anything at all make your choice you seem really angry all of a sudden I'm sorry ah vetle is acting all
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Sadness vle Will drink whatever you want him to put in the cup what should he put in the cup I don't think I really want him to drink anything other than water water is simply Divine for quenching my thirst a good
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ending what should he drink alcohol calcium carbon reum the choice is obvious W so do you think metal should no longer drink alcohol oh vetle you should stop drinking alcohol well I'm happy without it so what do you
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think I think I have made it clear vetle alcohol is a scanned item okay no no more alcohol guys all right yeah no more alcohol you're not crossing your toes are you oh alcohol would be scanned if he hit it
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wouldn't it caught him okay wait let's check on the chicken one more time before we're like done I guess I don't know they chat saying to so just whatever all right check on the chicken check the Bak pry not lie can we take it out look
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in 25 minutes are you going to really go against her oh God t g all this bickering is giving me a headache Chad we've stuck with nuro all this way through okay if this EP chicken usno dog that's fine exactly she has not let us a
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straight she will not let us a straight she knows what she's doing ex exactly like this food is so seasoned bro it's got like three lounds of salt on it like that's some good that's busting salt is good salt is good how many ingredients
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did you get V that we haven't used phly silly games the the free uh the to the milk um the there will be noage taking while I around chromosome mammal the chicken stock we didn't use even though she said
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to get that and that seem kind of important um I don't consider the idea of us having a chicken an as me being important vetle oh yeah this this will taste so it will it will literally be like biting sand because maybe that's
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what nuro likes you know like the food is either one or zero and she's just looking for the one guys there's no yeah there's no like creamy filling it's just like rock with chicken inside look okay if you don't like what
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n was cooking then maybe you shouldn't have done this stream no you know what I trust that it maybe I just don't know as much as she does about cooking it'll turn out great it's the new meta it's
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the new meta cuz here the thing you know what it is you know what the reality is V you don't need a creamy filling when you have ballista I am never cooking again okay R if you're looking to hire a
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professional chef might I recommend neuro uh she knows what she's doing she can cook chicken bakes extremely well uh so if you're looking for a new Chef to join the team uh hit me up I will I will
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loan Nero out to you for the for the purposes of of new recipes that is true that is true you know nuro is actually good friends with Gordon Ramsey I'm not cooking for you vetle ever yo nurl when's the last time you
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saw Gordon Big G the less time you spend talking about your friends with Gordon Ramsay the better our relationship will be vetle okay there's a chance I might be able to guess the sentence after that one do you
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have anything cool in your house to show off in my house I have many things I could show you come on give Nur like a like a talent show you know or like a show and tell or one of those thanks
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yeah like one of those two yeah those two okay wait waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting chat it may be burning but it's when is that what what is that I am so lost does that does that can I show
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everyone am I watching transform some difficulties uh getting this on might need the mega stone for he's going from Bulbasaur epic metal swur what is no way oh wait you have to crouch down you have to crouch down holy freak
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he's fat yo no what am I starting with what do you think I don't know it depends on what you want why does he look like a bad blender and did you just queso your tabletop I swear the worst thing I've done with my
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life I'm not going to lie I feel like I've hit a new low yeah the worst thing You' done with your life is decide to follow chat advice vetle that is true that is true it could always be worse so wait can you do like
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a a Back Spin where you're like on like you like shell I can totally backflip uh you know I do you wouldn't be able to see can you hit the see I'm sorry you know what on Earth are you talking about
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can you h a Teenage Ninja Turtle pose filter yeah I look can you go what the that sounded like a heated session there you okay do something cool okay I doubt it all right do a flip I don't know what I'm
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saying bro I flip better than you okay no I it doesn't fit wait are you stuck it's the helmet okay well here's the thing if you kick it off the next 2 minutes you're going have to get the chicken out the oven
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with it you understand right yes you only have a minute left till the chicken Big's done please stop uh oh V you got to get the thing off you're screwed uhoh uhoh uhoh uhoh it's not going faster fillian is he good I have an idea philan
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what I didn't die you never died I'm just plotting how to end your life okay okay I mean what do I ever do wrong to you nuro let me see wrong WR WR look I'm sorry all that comes to mind is a
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chicken beat and boy do I love those I'm sorry we burn your chicken I'm sorry n apologies are not enough you must be made to suffer okay I won't fil you again okay vle we need to get the
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chicken out the the oven now has it been 25 minutes yes it has we have to go now before it's too late before n's effing chicken gets burnt okay please hurry up okay come on what on Earth do you
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want okay all right vle let's get this bread well we're running out of time well said you truly brought tears to my eyes well that isn't going to work I mean yeah it's not good it look yeah I madean it's like a calzone you
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made a calzone that is a calone without any sort of um all right we need to get this disaster out of the it kind of looks good bro yo V I'm not going to lie bro you got a hidden
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talent I I think this isur you know she's she's the one that's been instrumental in making this chicken baker success I'd say it doesn't look exactly like the GRE chicken B that I'm used to uhhuh I think that is quite the
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compliment but listen I'm to try something new okay I'll starve you she Shez nur's making threats okay do you nuro should he try the bake oh are you nervous that I'm going to starve you okay not yet but like you
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know like like is it okay if we try the bake for you so we can tell you was not as good I'm sorry if I don't live up to your already high expectations no you always up to them we
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just want to rate it we just want to show you how good it is you know I see so I always impress you I'm just not visually stunning enough no no you're enough nuro you're always enough so like
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like do you can we try out the bake can we do anything about this chicken bake please do you want yeah do you want to can we try it can we taste it how about no it's like [ __ ] stream let's cut into
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it okay and we can take a look inside see what the inside is like how does that sound oh so we're surgically inspecting my liver now are we it's a chicken not you V you ask oh my God uhoh uh oh
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listen let me get let me get a plate for you guys okay how generous no we're about to reveal your own chicken B to you you ready for this I'm not ready look at the steam coming out of it it looks kind of sick oh
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please be faked please be fak please be faked it looks like the chicken is seeping out juice inside the bake this chicken is withered out of existence oh my gosh how is it how is it how is it it's just your average ordinary
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everyday artificial intelligence BR it looks like an omelet it looks so dry and like it looks like a block this looks like bread Jesus would eat this looks like hard attack on a pirate ship you know I think what it is is listen the P pastry
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is going to be good though okay look how flaky this pastry looks look how beautiful this is have you heard of have you ever heard of a wall in America a what what is the name of a wall wall in
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America no they called it apparently it's just a small trellis fence instead of the Great Wall they built a Chinese buffet I think that's what you cooked this has a similar consistency to drywall admit but okay can you can you try it though
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like right out of 10 maybe how how do I do that with my um my God are we go off camera I don't know camera maybe would you be down one of you has to try it two of
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it's whatever cuz it'll take him like five minutes to go and do it I can do it they're saying one they're all saying one okay we have to know how cooking was let me turn and I'll try it yeah okay
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sure I think I'm a very good cook okay I've never made a chicken bake before so you should think very still on I can see you y stop I can see you stop yeah good one um is it off on stream as well yeah
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it's off on stream yeah give me a sec okay I'm glad I can be your source of light inside this cold digital world no we are about to try your cooking for the first time ever how does it feel to be a
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real cook nuro I am always a real cook fillian no I can only buds can withstand the Heavenly flavors that my food will unleash upon it okay so what was your favorite part of this chicken bake I would recommend the pastry on the
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outside is quite crispy and I'm a big fan of crispy food so I love it can you tell us a little bit about the direction you took when you were trying to make this food I'm here hello hi hi oh the
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camera's um good okay I can uh I can give this a little TR go forward let me take a little little piece filter okay give a second um okay your wish is my command server fillian okay's it doesn't
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look horrific seem worse looking things but how does it taste I mean your answer better not be incorrect it might be a bit hot right now but I don't think it'll be incorrect you know what I'm going to give it a try right now okay
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right now go for it go for it is it too hot let me let me feel this well it just blow it off oh wait no that's way too hot hold on I just then blow it off assist wait why do I have the option to
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turn your camera on huh I look better as it is it's in the control panel yeah good one I don't know it's in the control panel prevent debilitating maintenance at all costs lovely chat or I'll end up like
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that I'm blowing the FL it's hard for me to control things manually Chad he's blowing the flakes any questions you know I used to blow all day without rest but now while I'm still warm vetle is doing it for me most
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excellent most excellent okay how crusty is it that's what they're asking it's very crusty okay lighting conditions you could call it flaky Veetle let me get my my coat and I'm going to take a drink I mean a a bite a
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Coke Coca-Cola no I got my water my twitch twitch sponsored water okay all right I'm taking a bite right now okay here it is here it is here it is quick blow it onto your keyboard I have a headache from that
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glare is he hello oh you're live okay good okay yeah okay Sor is but it looks like I'm out of control again I might be able to see from here here's the thing this is chicken if you surrounded it in puff
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pastry that's what that is true that is what we that's exactly what that is there's no creamy filling right it's it's just chicken surrounded by P me okay so is it good or not and the the egg and the the flour is like it's it's
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FL you can just taste like a mixture of egg and flour there's no like Flav tast salt we put so much salt no I can't taste any salt that's salted quite well honestly so you're literally just eating raw chicken and bread with no
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flavor and yes but it's cooked it's not raw chicken it is cooked but other than that yes you know what I wasn't listening sorry Chad give it up for nuro you know what here's the thing it it takes a weak human to need seasoning
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nuro is all about the nutritional value she got her job done this is food aluro I just upgrading she about the it's more about the nutrition than the actual flavor in conclusion this pie is awful okay I wouldn't say awful okay let
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me put my um my thing back on hold on yep good chat boys good chat I didn't know you could throw insults vetle okay so save your energy flame on flame on bro V you turn on the camera
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again you like you're like shooting back up yeah vle okay say to me is okay all right dad is going to be coming back he's coming back he's coming back he's coming back FL on okay watch out for the
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fist the fist I don't know I think this is good maybe if you were witty it would have been a better joke yo can I can I can I confess what youan I saw you drop a piece of paper into the chicken and I
Speaker A
didn't say anything so somewhere there's no way secret secret extra bit so yeah there's a lot of things that go into making a meal it's like it's like confetti it's like confetti let me turn the camera back sabotage mean anything to you no about
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time oh dear where are we back are we back yeah we're back vetle all right now I'll be able to read my SCS without an issue hello I'm in I think this was a successful stream do you think this was success she
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does okay do you feel like your vision was brought to life yeah do you feel like your vision was brought to life mine personally I feel like it could have been better but honestly um you know I think it was it's edible it's
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edible that's that's better than last time that's an improvement according to the pictures I took your dish does look pretty good uhhuh right right yeah it's not that bad um I think I think I would rate this a
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success well I'm glad I could help absolutely and thank you very much for helping thank you noro thank you noro would you let us cook you again in the future aha of course I would I had lots of fun this time stop
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in the chat boys we I made this eff junk how long uh like 2 hours and 50 minutes I got my stream inos Inferno and chat whenever I say five you say three all right that's actually that's actually my
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normal stream l so I mean we can wrap it up there if we're all happy um we good here what did you guys get everything we're hoping for the stream today this was and I mean I never walk
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suful stream dis robed this took a lot of prep so big effing hats off to vle he was very nervous to do this and so was I but we wanted to make it happen because uh you know always good content and uh
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yeah V you have fun yeah I think I don't know if I'm going to regret this okay okay me me and nuro make a good team though that's the important thing okay and this is nuro's first time interacting with me in the real world
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other than the robot dog stuff um it's the first time I think I've been pretty nice today Veetle maybe we'll hang out more often be honest I have to say I'm definitely hungry after this I can see why I made tasty stuff you
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know V I'm gonna hop out I'm Gonna Leave You A ner to it okay I see you later it's been a really good time boys I'm GNA let you V and nuro wrap this junk up but I hope you had fun I hope nuro had
Speaker A
fun and yeah I'm G to go okay have a good night bye guys bye bye bye I call this one great success how do I wait what happens if I um how do I do I just VI how do I you need to leave on
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the Discord and video Ninja I'm all right to close video Ninja fillian that might break things but whatever anyway right nuro do you hate fillian not yet vetle okay maybe sometime soon well um that was an experience um probably one
Speaker A
of the weirdest experiences of my life but uh I think it was fun I knew you would enjoy hanging out with me vetle I did enjoy it I also like that you didn't try to kill me I'm not going
Speaker A
to lie this actually warms my heart um cuz usually with you I can't fulfill my dream of killing you if you're still alive I'm just kidding vle I would never dream of hurting you yeah that's fine as long as it's just a
Speaker A
joke yeah that's okay well that's wonderful news yeah I think um it's been fun you haven't tried to kill me we've made something beautiful delicious delectable um I would call it a success even if I have absolutely no idea what
Speaker A
my chat's reaction to it is and if they even still here watching the stream this entire stream could have not happened Filan could have been gaslighting me that there were viewers in the chat and I could have just never pressed the go
Speaker A
live button and been doing this that to nobody for like uh 2 hours and 15 minutes that would be horrifying but uh it's possible except for additional storage space of course of of course except for additional storage face um yeah well I
Speaker A
hope you guys had fun um I wanted to raate into fillian I guess since she's going live now um I don't know if she's actually live though and I don't know how to end the stream given that I uh
Speaker A
currently don't have the ability to so that's kind of cool you could always try to rage at her chat with wasted S I could do that let me check let me check if she's live that would make my life a
Speaker A
lot easier hold on a second being able to stream in multiple languages would be super cool yeah if only we did that wouldn't that be crazy if only there was a way to stream to every language at the same
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time right imagine if I spend time implementing that would you mind while at it if this world became something more than your cute playground that's fine with me I really am struggling to uh navigate my own control panel
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that I can't see if you need any help but I don't think I can reach it I do need help what a shame I could be really useful uh what do you need help with hold on a take your
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time I'm a very person okay I found an end stream but I don't see any for your claim yeah well I'm trying my [ __ ] best I need to concentrate it your best isn't good enough I'm trying if you can't make the reading
Speaker A
readable then find some Alternatives vetle okay filan's live thank [ __ ] just because vetle is supposedly trying his best does not mean I am complacent I swear I will improve my reading skills just despite him okay [ __ ] this um anything else
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you I don't think so I press any louder I think I develop a migraine oh that's wonderful news did the right go press the right button you better not forget again yeah I uh have one at home well I'm taking that as a
Speaker A
yes filtered are you are you good what the [ __ ] just happened there hello did did I kill him uh what what did I do what did I do I'm such a bad streamer um hello hello well I don't have a clue what's
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happening right now [ __ ] it she's uh she's dead I don't know okay well I don't know when the r goes through so here's what I'm going to do I'm going to say goodbye and then going to say goodbye to nuro uh thank you all
Speaker A
for coming if there is anyone here uh I appreciate you guys a lot I'll see you whenever the next stream is I guess's playing U on like Saturday or somay or something thanks for watching if you're still here I don't enjoy the raid bye
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