Speaker A
Hello everyone, Don! I want to turn to one about a pimple. Oh no, this word is somehow different, guardsman Don.
Пародия на переговоры Кадырова, Лукашенко и Януковича с Пригожиным во время событий в Ростове-на-Дону.
Key Takeaways
- Сатирическое изображение политических и военных событий вокруг Вагнера и Пригожина.
- Показаны сложности и противоречия в действиях российских сил и их союзников.
- Подчеркивается абсурдность и хаотичность происходящего.
- Отмечается, что итоговые последствия были неудачными для вовлеченных сторон.
- Видео служит критикой ироничного характера на текущую политическую ситуацию.
Summary
- Видео представляет собой сатирическую пародию на переговоры между Кадыровым, Лукашенко и Януковичем с Евгением Пригожиным.
- Основное действие происходит в Ростове-на-Дону, где обсуждаются события, связанные с передвижением и действиями группы Вагнера.
- В ролике высмеиваются сложности и запутанности в военной и политической ситуации, а также бюрократические и личностные конфликты.
- Используется множество ироничных и юмористических выражений, включая игру слов с именем 'Дон'.
- Обсуждается тема смены позиций и возможного движения на Москву, а также готовность других сил заменить Вагнер.
- Пародия затрагивает темы внутренней политики России, отношения с Лукашенко и Януковичем, а также упоминает Путина и других военных лидеров.
- В конце видео делается вывод о том, что ситуация была не заговором, а обычной интригой, и что последствия оказались неудачными.
- Автор выражает сарказм по поводу происходящего и отмечает, что мировые наблюдатели (продавцы попкорна) получили выгоду от событий.
- Видео заканчивается намеком на продолжение истории и личным признанием автора о состоянии после недели пьянства.
Chapters
- 00:00Вступление и обращение к Дон
- 00:21Объявление о прибытии Кадырова и его войск
- 00:46Описание медленного продвижения и предупреждения
- 01:02Готовность заменить Вагнер и обсуждение ситуации
- 01:32Диалог с Евгением Викторовичем и упоминание Путина
- 02:12Проблемы с логистикой и ночными перелетами
- 02:27Обсуждение политической ситуации и реакции Беларуси
- 02:47Обращение к Пригожину и ирония над военными
- 03:08Критика действий и выбор направления движения
- 04:00Заключение и выводы о событиях
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Speaker A
I really don’t know what an oprichnik is. Well, it’s just a cool word, Don.
Speaker A
Evgeny, Don, I want you to know, Don, my faithful Kadyrovites, Don, Don is coming to you, to Rostov, Don on Don, Don.
Speaker A
And they, in this Rostov on Don, Don, will go for a very long time, Don, so the time to change your mind, Don, you have, Don.
Speaker A
Just do not tighten the Don, they are already in a hurry at a speed of 3 kilometers per hour, Don.
Speaker A
Well, it’s really impossible to drive even less, even sheep overtake them. Therefore, keep in mind, they left for you, Don.
Speaker A
And just in case, I'll tell you to know, Don. If you and your Wagnerites still change your mind about going to Moscow, Don, I and my Akhmat, Don, units are always ready to replace you in this, Don.
Speaker A
Or was it not necessary to say? Dear unsurpassed fair! I didn’t even say such words to Putin.
Speaker A
Radiant, my oldest brother Evgeny Viktorovich. Well, how is it? Why did you, sucker, rebuild this one?
Speaker A
Oh, did this cause a stir? For what? Shoigu calls me, all in tears, says, Alexander Grigoryevich, can I stay with you for a while?
Speaker A
I say, I would love to, but I already promised Putin the same thing.
Speaker A
He also needs to change somewhere. He sheltered Gerasimov in a cowshed. I myself had to rent a room from Erdogan, by the day.
Speaker A
At 12 midnight I had to call the plane to fly away. Do you know that airplanes at night are double fares?
Speaker A
Well, that’s okay, Putin said he’ll pay for everything. But why are you doing this coup?
Speaker A
Russia has been constantly puffed up lately, which is already heard in Belarus. In general, dear Yevgeny Viktorovich, do what you want...
Speaker A
Oh, he didn’t say what you want - don’t do it! But stop crawling on your grandfather’s lips already.
Speaker A
He has to justify himself with these lips before the people. I want to turn to Evgeny Prigozhin.
Speaker A
Oh, Prigozhin, I just ate. Zheka, I, like you, was on a chain. Therefore, someone who, and you and I must crush each other, oh, this...
Speaker A
Understand. Dude, what are you doing here? Well, you’re just chasing the devil. No, I just know that the demon threw tukhes on the plane and has long been in Valdai.
Speaker A
No, purely hypothetical, hypothetical, titty... hypothetite, I understand you. So you shouted: "Shoigu, Gerasimov, where is the ammunition?" I share your concern.
Speaker A
After all, I also shouted at one time: "Tsarev, Azarov, where are the ostriches?" "Watermelons, Pshonka, where are the stumps?" They say, what are you yelling about, turn around, they are in the other direction.
Speaker A
Zheka, in my opinion, you turned in the wrong direction. You should have gone straight to Moscow, why did you go to Rostov?
Speaker A
I’m not ready to collect coins again and bring down somewhere. I don’t want to leave Rostov at all.
Speaker A
How it is mentally here in general, everything is so homely in a classy way.
Speaker A
Well, damn it, well, I learned this phrase and still said it incorrectly. In short, how much?
Speaker A
Stop... Oh! Astana... And this is an option! Damn, how brilliant I will come, rock... oh, I came up with!
Speaker A
OK, it’s all over now. And I warned. No, of course, I knew that in our top military-political leadership they like to chase a bald man.
Speaker A
But what about at such distances?! So that from Rostov to Voronezh, from Voronezh to the Moscow region and then back, well, excuse me, you have to be a fan of this process.
Speaker A
You probably thought that all this was a conspiracy, but in fact it turned out to be an ordinary conspiracy.
Speaker A
In a word, the Wagner was given back, although as far as I know, it has always been in the order of things with them.
Speaker A
And now these non-rebels are going back to the field camps. Although in my opinion, for such things they are sent to correctional camps.
Speaker A
One thing I’m sure of for sure, we once again screwed up, and mainly popcorn sellers around the world benefited from this.
Speaker A
Well, the first pancake is lumpy, we are waiting for the next series. Sorry, I’ve been drunk for a week...
Speaker A
What actually happened? - Dimon! - A?
Topics:КадыровЛукашенкоЯнуковичПригожинВагнерРостов-на-ДонупародияполитикаРоссиясатиры
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