Grandad’s Thermometer Goes Somewhere the Sun Doesn’t Sh… — Transcript

Mrs. Brown's Boys comedy episode where Grandad undergoes humorous medical tests and antics lead to a hospital visit.

Key Takeaways

  • The video is a comedic sketch centered on Grandad's health scare.
  • Medical procedures are portrayed humorously with exaggerated reactions.
  • Mrs. Brown plays a supportive but comedic role in assisting the doctor.
  • The humor relies on misunderstandings and playful insults.
  • The storyline culminates in Grandad being sent to the hospital.

Summary

  • Grandad complains of sharp pain across his shoulders and down his spine.
  • Mrs. Brown's doctor arrives to examine Grandad but is skeptical about his condition.
  • The doctor orders tests including urine and stool samples, leading to comedic misunderstandings.
  • A rectal thermometer reading is humorously administered with Mrs. Brown's help.
  • Grandad reacts comically to the medical procedures and the doctor's instructions.
  • The doctor surprises Grandad with a birthday greeting amidst the chaos.
  • Grandad behaves erratically, prompting Mrs. Brown to try to calm him down.
  • The doctor discusses exploring Grandad's condition further in the hospital.
  • The episode ends with Grandad being sent to the hospital and humorous farewell remarks.
  • The dialogue is filled with typical Mrs. Brown's Boys humor and wordplay.

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00:03
Speaker A
It's your sharp pain across the shoulders and down the spine. How long has he had it?
00:07
Speaker A
Not him, me. Mrs. Brown, I'm here to examine Granddad. You're wasting your time with him. He's [ __ ]. It's only a matter of time, isn't it, Granddad?
00:21
Speaker A
Am I dying? Yes, Friday. So, what is it? What's wrong with him, anyway? I'll have to run some tests.
00:29
Speaker A
Tests? More [ __ ] money. I'll need a sample of his urine and a sample of his stool.
00:38
Speaker A
What did you say? He wants your underpants. Granddad, I need you to close your mouth when I put it in.
00:50
Speaker A
He's never heard that before. I'm afraid I'll have to do a rectal reading. Can you help me, Mrs. Brown?
00:58
Speaker A
With [ __ ] pleasure. Come on, Granddad. The doctor has a surprise for you.
01:11
Speaker A
Happy birthday. Would you like a cup of tea, doctor? I wouldn't mind another one of these.
01:18
Speaker A
It's in the kitchen. I'll get you a cup of tea, Granddad. I wish you could see it from this side.
01:28
Speaker A
You look like a big [ __ ] toffee apple. Granddad, what are you doing there in that state?
01:38
Speaker A
Come on, fix yourself. Now, sit down. No. Granddad, come on. No. No. Now, now, isn't that much better?
02:07
Speaker A
Granddad! What are you doing? Come on, Granddad. Now, we're going to play treasure hunt.
02:19
Speaker A
No, Mrs. Brown, I'm afraid it's gone. Gone? I'm not paying for that. But, wait a minute. And a gun?
02:28
Speaker A
He he. Is that bad? Is that dangerous? Well, get him into hospital today. We'll explore the cavity then.
02:37
Speaker A
Explore the cavity? What? He's gone potholing. Bye, Mrs. Brown. Goodbye, doctor. Now, you've heard of Doctor Doolittle.
02:50
Speaker A
There goes Doctor Do-Fuck-All. You're going to hospital, Granddad. And you're not coming looking back.
03:06
Speaker A
Good night. Say hello to the queen of the Brendan.
Topics:Mrs Browns BoysGrandadcomedymedical humorBritBoxrectal thermometerhospitalfunny skitBritish comedyhealth check

Frequently Asked Questions

What medical issue does Grandad experience in the video?

Grandad experiences sharp pain across his shoulders and down his spine, prompting a medical examination and tests.

What tests does the doctor order for Grandad?

The doctor orders urine and stool samples and performs a rectal thermometer reading to diagnose Grandad's condition.

How does Mrs. Brown assist during the medical examination?

Mrs. Brown helps the doctor with the rectal reading and tries to calm Grandad during his comedic antics.

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