Speaker A
Shadow QMP Minecraft. Foreign speech. Marvel rivals. Hi. Hello. How are you? Are you ready for the... Do you like my skin? My outfit?
EWRON LIVE shares his experience preparing for and winning a major court case on the QSMP Minecraft server, featuring in-game roleplay and community interactions.
Key Takeaways
- Minecraft servers like QSMP can host complex roleplay scenarios including court cases.
- Player interaction and humor are key elements in creating engaging content within the game.
- Preparation and community involvement are important for in-game events to succeed.
- Uncertainty and improvisation add to the authenticity and entertainment of roleplay.
- Respect for server rules and roles enhances the overall experience for participants.
Summary
- The video centers around EWRON LIVE preparing for an important court case on the QSMP Minecraft server.
- Players discuss their outfits and roles, with a focus on a cat-themed t-shirt symbolizing a cat lover.
- There is uncertainty about who the judge will be, leading to discussions about selecting a neutral judge.
- EWRON and other players engage in playful banter and roleplay, including references to witnesses and evidence preparation.
- The court case is scheduled to start in 30 minutes, with anticipation and some confusion about procedures.
- Community members joke about their roles, relationships, and the seriousness of the in-game legal proceedings.
- The video highlights the social and interactive elements of Minecraft roleplay on the QSMP server.
- Players emphasize respect for the Federation and the importance of maintaining order during the court case.
- There is a mix of English and some foreign language phrases, reflecting the diverse player base.
- The video captures the fun and immersive experience of Minecraft server events involving legal roleplay.
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Speaker A
Yeah. What? What is... What is this? Uh, cats in hearts because I'm not a cat abuser, you know. I love cats. So that's an outfit for the court case. Mhm.
Speaker A
Oh, that's great. I... I love cats, too. Really? Juan, do you know who the judge is? Because I don't.
Speaker A
No, I don't have any idea. Any idea? Maybe I can be the judge, man. Can you please? I... I will pay you. I will pay you in many diamonds. Please, I will pay you. Okay.
Speaker A
I have to prepare. I would... I would love to talk to you, but I have to prepare everything because half an hour. Okay.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. Foreign. Okay. Oh, it's okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Speaker A
Hello everyone. Katie Katon. Fore! Foreign! Foreign! For Kore. Wow. Roller coaster. Jeremy, hello. Hello. Hello. How are you?
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Jeremy, you are such a Polish guy. Do you want to be in Polish? K.
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Po G. I will say something in Dutch. Okay. Okay. Uh uh. This was... Yeah, I... I hit you. Okay. Yeah, because we hit people, right?
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Can you be my witness in the court case? Uh, no. Why? I am probably uh busy then. I guess I am... I... I think I... I am singing a song.
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Do you know who the judge is on the court case? Brother. No. No. Well, I don't as well.
Speaker A
Ah, I have no idea who is the judge and like I have no idea about anything.
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Maybe it will be Katie. I'm going to ask Katie. We need to meet. Are you okay? You... you... you wanted to say something.
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Do you like my skin, by the way? Ah, yes. Do you? Oh, it's... Yes, you look handsome today. It's Jeremy. I would love to talk to you, but 30 minutes I have to prepare my evidence. Okay. So, we will talk... we will
Speaker A
talk soon. Yeah. But... but... but... Oh my god. See, we can talk in Polish, but I'm going to spam you with a lot of yapping, so I don't know if... if it's a good idea, you know. Oh, you love that
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pizza. Mega. So, Jeremy, I love you, Jeremy. You know, you are one of my favorite guys on the island and I actually mean it.
Speaker A
Yes, you. You as well. Me, too. I... In Polish we say... In Polish we say uh wait not in Polish.
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Mhm. In... in Polish we say... see I wanted to ask you how are you? I didn't even mention cards because you know why you are much more than just the cards for me.
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Thank you. See thank you. But prepare the cards if you mentioned it. Hello Katlo.
Speaker A
Top floor. The [ __ ] is that outfit? Uh, just my t-shirt. Casual today, huh?
Speaker A
Yeah. Friday. Thank you to my lawyer for joining me. Isan, put down the button to speak, please. Okay. Thank you. Because it's... It only happens with you. I... I'm not sure.
Speaker A
You know why? Because I scream a lot. Okay. K. Uh, just you like others never complain.
Speaker A
Well, maybe because you are Katie's lawyer. Then I'm complaining about everything. What the... is this outfit?
Speaker A
I think... I think you don't want me to talk. No. Uh, Katie. Uh, who is the judge on our court case?
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What the... What the is on your shirt, by the way? Uh, cats because I'm a cat lover, you know.
Speaker A
Forget about it. Uh, am I not allowed to wear a nice t-shirt or what?
Speaker A
Love it. Love it. Man, I never... never seen you wear that. Never seen you wear that before.
Speaker A
Interesting. What the... are you wearing? They didn't tell me who the judge was. So, I'm in my... Oh, so we don't know who is the judge, right?
Speaker A
No, I have no idea. They didn't tell me. Yes. Okay. Well, if you complimented my outfit, then I have to compliment yours.
Speaker A
You look like Erica Kerk. What? K. What? Katie K, you look, bro. You look like it. Exactly like it. But yeah, it's fine. It's fine. Don't... Don't... Yeah. I mean, no, no, no. It's fine. It's fine.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. No, I do not. I don't worry. You look... I do not. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I mean, yeah. I mean, and the aola above your head. Damn. That's tough. Okay.
Speaker A
That's a tough outfit. Yeah. Nice suit. Okay. Yeah, sure. No problem. Like this at a fashion show.
Speaker A
Oh my god. I cannot unsee it now. Holy. Okay, never mind. Uh well, me and her actually have something in common because we're both grieving widows who miss our husband a lot.
Speaker A
Okay. Uh oh, yeah, about that. They... they sent me something from heavens. Yeah. Uh All right. So, that's it.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Your... your... your husband. Yeah. The message from heavens. Uh never mind. Listen. Um so uh what is the plan actually? So we don't know who the judge is, right?
Speaker A
Nope. Okay. Uhud who is in the... in the on the benches, you know, above.
Speaker A
I don't know. Don't tell me. They said that they would find... They said that if... So we don't know anything.
Speaker A
I said no. I don't know anything. Nobody might even show up to be honest with you. If... Okay, so that's a backup.
Speaker A
If no one will show up from the federation, we can... we can do it up here.
Speaker A
No, no, no, no. The... the court is open, but we need to find a neutral judge right now from the list. Okay.
Speaker A
Okay. An actual neutral judge. My vote is a shot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Actual neutral. We have to... we have to... you know you can have your... your uh your uh kurva not wait who advisor.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. It's... it's okay. But who is the most neutral? K. I think Phil, right? Ishan. Ishan. Come. You have to... you have to think about it as well.
Speaker A
I think it's like who is neutral because... Okay, let's go from duff. Awak not neutral. Ipier maybe neutral. Dank not neutral.
Speaker A
Actually neutral. Huan might be neutral. Let's say whose side they would be on. Okay. Awak.
Speaker A
Okay. So, who is neutral? I think Phil is the most neutral. And I... I am not trolling. He's not on my side. I think he doesn't give a... So maybe Phil or even Jeremy too.
Speaker A
Nah. Jeremy. Jeremy. No. No. No. No. Uh. He doesn't do a... he hey. You stole my husband. Get out of here.
Speaker A
Yes. Thank you for stealing husband. Do you like my t-shirt? I come here for official business. Oh, love the shirt.
Speaker A
See the cockroach. Yes, my lover. I come here to intervene. Yeah. And announce. You both are having a court case slash.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. What the... are you doing? I'm about to vomit. We have chosen your judge already.
Speaker A
Who is the judge? Okay. Are you going to be a special judge assigned to your case?
Speaker A
Okay. It is extremely important. Okay. What is important? You can't know his name. Ah, okay.
Speaker A
Ah, okay. Bye. Good luck. So, it starts in half an hour, right? Commences in 30 minutes. Okay.
Speaker A
I have requested uh toe to be there as a witness, by the way. So, Oh my god. They have to be Katie. He's dead.
Speaker A
No, I've... You haven't been here. I've seen him. You are late to the party.
Speaker A
I've seen him. Wait, really? I'm behind the Lord. Damn, that's crazy. So behind. He's alive.
Speaker A
He's alive. He's... He's actually alive. Yeah, he's allowed. Sorry. Yeah, it's fine. I mean, I ask the Fed me Fed.
Speaker A
I have a question. I have a question. Yeah. Yeah, but he's allowed. Is... Is the suit uh required or can I have my favorite t-shirt with cat on the court case?
Speaker A
You can have your shirt. See, I'm two steps ahead. Erica B. Please, please, please, please keep the distance. Okay. Keep the distance. You are a widow. So like please please your case.
Speaker A
Thank you. Thank you Mr. Federation administrator and I really respect Federation. Thank you. Okay. I didn't know the Federation was glazed the [ __ ] out of you. I didn't know.
Speaker A
Yeah. I mean you are... you are [ __ ] already. Can you... can you please leave me and Graph with our clan?
Speaker A
Absolutely. Absolutely. Royer R. We need... we need to tell Graph everything cuz he doesn't know anything.
Speaker A
Ah,ch. Mushik Dinka Yak Zabo. Where are you? you. See you in No, Royer. Royer.
Speaker A
What the... is that, man? Royer, I have a t-shirt with cat and hearts. I am prepared to manipulate the job.
Speaker A
That's... That's perfect, man. That's perfect. Royer, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shut the up. We need to talk, you know.
Speaker A
Wait. I will... I will check the... Wait. No, no, no, no, no. Go. Oh my god.
Speaker A
What the holy god? This is very secret. Okay, my friend. This is my factory. Okay, come here.
Speaker A
Come here. What the? Come, come here. Come here. Okay, this is my... This is my new office. Okay, this is my new office. Okay, everyone. I know. This is perfect. Okay, everyone.
Speaker A
We need to talk, my friend.
Speaker A
Bro, we are I I know about the court case for two 10 hours now. 10 hours. 10 hours. I Katie said this week, but I thought it's going to be like Friday or Saturday, Sunday, you know, like me too,
Speaker A
bro. I this morning I I noticed the DM like about the court case. What the Okay. Okay. But listen listen, we are prepared.
Speaker A
Everyone, let me ask you something. Okay. Do we have a place to have this trial? Mhm.
Speaker A
We We have a place. Really? Yes. The court case is actually rebuilt. It's fixed. It's fixed. It's It's fixed. It's fixed. Actually fixed.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. Eron. So, the the day that Okay, let me put this in in English.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Let me put this in English. Okay. My friend, do you remember uh the day you asked me to be youring uh lawyer?
Speaker A
Yes, I remember. I remember. Yeah. Okay. Okay. My friend. My friend. Uh, so the thing is, okay, I need to just remember things. Okay. What? Why? What is the problem? Why this this Why this uh how do you say um
Speaker A
you can speak SP in in Why? No. Mother, listen. Listen. I will tell you everything right now. Okay.
Speaker A
Okay. First of all, calm down. We are 20. Okay. Okay. Listen, listen, listen. So to explain to you and to your viewers and to everyone what the is happening.
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Yes, please. KTB two weeks ago killed actually murdered on cameras my cat Spavak. My cat is dead.
Speaker A
I was Yes. Yes. Yes. My cat Spavak was murdered. And by the way Royer on cameras we can use it in front of Japka. I have evidence. I have evidence. I have evidence.
Speaker A
Okay, man. Man, no, no, no. We win. We win, man. We win. But but but listen, listen. I didn't sue her. I I said to her, "Cockroach will strike back soon." Okay. And then two weeks later, two weeks later,
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she What is that noise? What is that noise? Oh, chair. Yeah. Probably this place is collapsed.
Speaker A
We don't have time. Listen, Roy. And now continue story. 5 days ago, she adopted four cats. And I thought, okay, I can get a revenge, but am I really that dump to justing ax them? You know, like take a sword and
Speaker A
shrink, shrink, swing, shrink. No, I'm a better than that. So, I took her cats and I hung two cats above Quacki statue.
Speaker A
Okay. But just to remember that was a bungee aging. The story will be we need to remember.
Speaker A
Of course, the story will be soon. And then I put another cat on spinning Japkas sign and the other cat died. So we don't speak about that cut ever. This other cat.
Speaker A
But then No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait wait. But then if they ask what happened to that cat, we will say, "Oh, Katie is a bad owner because she doesn't know where the cat." Yes, yes, yes. Let's go. And
Speaker A
now, now we have a photo evidence that I took last time and it was the room that she had their cuts. Yes. So, yes, we have evidence.
Speaker A
We So, if she will say that we kidnapped the cats, we say that we actually took the cats and run them to the I am the human.
Speaker A
I took them for to the fresh Fresh air. Fresh air. So, no, no, no. You actually saved the cat.
Speaker A
I saved the cat because you are actually a a known person for being uh animalistic. You know, you love the animals.
Speaker A
Yes, I love animals. I love animals. So, basically, what will we say is that we can't sue Katie for killing my cat. We have the footage on camera, right? And we admit that I took the cats from the
Speaker A
cave to fresh air. So I actually saved the cats. Because if she will say that I tortured the cats by taking them out of cave, we can say that there was no fresh air, no windows, no life, light. So
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basically it was a torture. We I had to take the cuts, right? And where I took the cuts to Bani Adventure. Bungee box stop, you know, bungee. It was like It was like Six Flags, you know. It was like a roller
Speaker A
coaster. Yeah. To have fun, to have fresh air. Fresh air. Yes. So, basically that is our defense point. Okay. She will. Yeah.
Speaker A
Sure. I have one question. Okay. Uh, what was the name of your of your of your cat?
Speaker A
Spavak. Spavak. Okay. Just to let Okay. Spavak. Spavak. Okay. Uh-huh. Spavak spavak spavak and by the way do you know what what she did bro let me tell you that it's every everything is on the camera I have the
Speaker A
evidence I'm just gutting the links you know to for a TV listen she killed my cat in front of the camera right then I I noticed that on the camera she felt bad broke brought me another cat right from the jungle and
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then she got mad at me she got at me and sheing killed it as well. So basically she killed two of my cats. So I can tell to judge that if when I noticed that she is having a cat, I was afraid of them
Speaker A
because she is a cat killer, right? So I wanted to visit cats, I saw that there is no light, no fresh air, no everything. So I took them for a ride on a bungee. So it's not a cat abuse, it's
Speaker A
actually saving cats. Royer, do you understand? Do you know our defense? Do you understand our defense? What are we trying to achieve?
Speaker A
We justing won. Easy. And look at this camera footage. Epic win. Do you have a TV? TV. TV. TV.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. Yes. I have a TV right now in my ass. Look at this.
Speaker A
Look at this TV. Okay. Let me see. Let me see. Put the Put the Reproduce. Reproduce. This is the camera footage in front of Japka.
Speaker A
Okay. In front of Japka. Okay. Yes. Look at this. Okay. It's It's boom. It's not working. It's not I I can't see the [ __ ] I can't see the [ __ ] now. I can't now.
Speaker A
Okay. No. No. No. No. Okay. Let me see. Let me see. Okay. That's KDB, obviously.
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Oh, look. Look, look. Okay. Yeah. In front of Zapka. I have monitoring there. in front of J.
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Look, look, Zapka. See, you see the Zapka? Yes. Yes. Yes. And And she So, what what could we do when we knew that KTB has their own cuts? We had to save them. I had to save them.
Speaker A
This is the evidence. This is the And we have the pictures. We have pictures.
Speaker A
What the You know, we have the pictures like how they were treated. I aming dancing but it's fine. You are my lawyer on the action. A lawyer on action. Yes.
Speaker A
Actually you know what can we say you know because obviously it is a basement suffocated the cats were suffering. Remember that the cats were suffering inside of the basement. Yeah.
Speaker A
The cat was named the federation. So she actually killed a Federation member. She killed the Federation member.
Speaker A
We're going to win and if we don't win, we are not going to I will go and testify. You have to ask me how I felt. I will actually cry. No, no worries. I can cry on demand. I will
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cry. You have to ask me like how I felt after she killed my cat in front of Japka. I will cry. I will say I'm a look. Look, I have my t-shirt with cats and hearts and everything. So basically
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what we trying to do is clear me from the from the cat abuse. You know I have a question my friend. Yes.
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Is that is that a spacious? Yes. It is a it's a spac you know might be a spac. It's fine.
Speaker A
I can't believe this is my god. So listen. Yes. Yes. So what are we trying to achieve is following. Clear me from any allegations. We admit that We admit that I took cats from the think dark cave without
Speaker A
You saved the cats. I saved the cats because she will try to prove that I was in her house taking the cats. But we will agree to it. I did it because they had no fresh air. I saved
Speaker A
the cats and actually we counters suit her for killing my cat and we demand that she will build a garden for Spavak for for Spavak to have a great You want Katie to build a garden for Espavak and just that and
Speaker A
just that just that just that and maybe like a month in jail they go to jail.
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Uh like uh one month or I don't know one day, one week.
Speaker A
No idea. What do you think? What do you think? I think for killing two cats and having the basement dungeon of the evil, I will say at least uh 13 years in 13 years. Okay, sure. No problem.
Speaker A
And that's you know. So what what is the plan? I have to cry. I have to like bring Spavak many times.
Speaker A
Uh yes, I we have evidence of her room and also a footage of her killing the cats, right?
Speaker A
I didn't kill and I didn't because the basement didn't have cameras, didn't have anything. She was poor as she was [ __ ] poor, bro. Who keeps her cats in a basement? Yeah.
Speaker A
Only a monster. Only a monster. Cats in a basement without ventilation, without food. That is great to see.
Speaker A
Yes. That is crazy. And you know what? Right now, the island is very hot. You know, Pavak was pregnant, so she killed three cats. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Three cats. It was double kill. And then one kill. One single kill. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Dolly. She's a monster. She's a monster. She's a monster. She's a monster. Crazy man. Yeah, that's [ __ ] I'm so sorry.
Speaker A
We need to like like present her as a devil in court, you know. She is the killer. She's the abuser. I just saved the cats and the cats were happy by the way.
Speaker A
100% Moello 100%. She is going to be in jail. No, man. No worries, man. I am I am the best lawyer you can hire.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. But you know you know what's funny? We have no idea who the judge is.
Speaker A
Exa. We don't know who is the judge. No, I don't know. You know what rhymes with lawyer?
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Exactly. Lawyer is [ __ ] on the Yeah, bro. It's easy easy for us. And by the way, we have to finish in two and a half hours.
Speaker A
What? Yes. Yes. Yes. That's crazy. By the way, 2 and 1/2 hours total. Yes.
Speaker A
Okay. Wait, I need to go to my room. Uh, okay. Just just uh come with me. Okay.
Speaker A
Go to my Of course. No problem. Maybe you can spy because I don't know why Graph needs me, but maybe he wants information or something. Okay. So, you can listen. Okay. Follow me. Follow me.
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Follow me. Follow me. Okay. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Speaker A
Room. It's the closest one. Wait. Dollar Royer, you trap me in this hole. No, no, no. That it's so laggy. I will die here.
Speaker A
Holy. And everything is ruined. Hello. Hello. Okay, we can we can sit here. What happened, man?
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You look like a father. like like a father from you know like Amen. Amen. Amen.
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Oh, come on. camera. Love. That's true. That's true. Yes. But look at this. Mhm.
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New evidence just dropped. Yeah. No mommy. But no midence. High evidence. We counteruit her uh for killing cats obviously.
Speaker A
See? Okay. Okay. Yucky. DGO. Yes. Who? Yes. Mhm. Royer, we have to prepare for the court case.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. No, no, no, no. Fabric. Fabri. Fabri. There we go. Listen, we manipulate emotionally, you know, everything is everything is under control.
Speaker A
Men men, no worries. Like, I am 100% sure we're going to win. There's no chance.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes, my friend. Okay, you need to know. Okay. Yes. Yes. I did. Okay. The Okay. The last time I was a lawyer, I won with what? With one sat Tik Tok. We need maybe a one Tik Tok
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edit. Listen, we we are manipulating evidence like [ __ ] crazy. Listen, you need to know one thing about me. Okay, Royer.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. I've won 20 cases in my life. Every time I was Why you got so [ __ ] Why? Why you have 20 cases? Why? I I was murdering you know like stealing of everything you know and that that doesn't talk very
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good about you my friend just just saying it is it is listen kidnapping someing cats from a cat abuser is but nothing you know no no I think that's the worst I look at theing city and you know what
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what I see what we see people weak people and I look at the mirror. You know what? I see a champion today.
Speaker A
What? Evidence just keep coming. Okay. No. What? Maybe some maybe some maybe some white powder before the court case, you know, just to be Let's Let's do the exercise. Okay.
Speaker A
I have actually USG the photo that Spavak was pregnant. Thank you. Save image. Do you have a photo of Spat?
Speaker A
Yes. Look at this. Okay. I need to do a [ __ ] uh look.
Speaker A
Where is the photo? It disappeared. Of course, because someone is up north. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Speaker A
Yes, I got US gear photo, you know. Yes. So, actually was pregnant. That's Mhm.
Speaker A
Okay. Uh but do you think that will works? It says this date. Uh wait, show me the date. Is it wrong?
Speaker A
Yeah, the evidence just keeps coming, you know. Yeah, maybe. Maybe don't use that. Okay.
Speaker A
No, no, no. Everyone, we don't need Oh, the date right date on this. You are adding more things and I I think we actually we have this. Okay. Maybe if we don't have anything, we can use that.
Speaker A
Okay. So, that's backup backup evidence. Let's go in front of the church. Uh maybe that will rest points. Okay.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. You know, of of the date because it's fake. It's a bit fake.
Speaker A
You know. Mhm. So, it's fake. Okay. You know, it it can be real, you know, but maybe the court will say, "Oh, look at the date. It's from it's it's it's from today." But what what witnesses do we even
Speaker A
bring? Do we need any witnesses? Witnesses. So, we we don't mean Yeah. I I don't think we need witnesses like this. Okay. Just to let you know.
Speaker A
Okay. This is a very simple case. Okay. It's a very simple case. Yes. Yes. It it I think in my honest opinion, it needs to be one hour, you know, and and that's all. We don't need to call
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then is in in jail. Yeah. Actually, there's no witnesses, you know. There's just the Federation worker. We can we can bring the the Federation worker, but I don't know which one. But yeah, we we will make it. We will make it. Let's go
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to We cannot be like Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Spawn. Spawn. Spawn. Spawn.
Speaker A
Let's spawn. Where is the luck? Yes. Yes. Yes. Spawn. Okay. What is the Okay. Here.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Right here. Here. Here. Here. Is here are the people? I don't see anyone here.
Speaker A
I don't know. I don't know. Yes, it is here. Must be here. Are you sure? Are you sure?
Speaker A
Where then? This is the courthouse. Oh, it is. It is. It is fixed. Yeah, it is fixed. Wait so much. No, it's it's just 1 minute. You know, there's just 1 minute uh remaining and there's nothing, you know. There's no one here.
Speaker A
Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait a second. I need to do a [ __ ] suitcase. Uh, wait, wait a second.
Speaker A
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Uh, panel. Okay, wait, wait, wait. I need to craft something. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Wait a second. You know, I need to do this to have AA. You know, I need AA
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and I won't have AA if I don't have this [ __ ] Wait, where is everyone by the way? What the? Maybe they are in different places.
Speaker A
Maybe maybe the event is not right now. And maybe it's in it's in 1 hour.
Speaker A
Isn't it like 30 minutes? What? No, the Discord is now. The Discord said Yeah, Discord said now.
Speaker A
Okay. No, no, no. Don't pressure. Don't pressure. Maybe we need to relax. Okay. I mean, yeah, sure. I mean it was you know this. So we we are here right?
Speaker A
I'm going to my fabric. Okay. I'm going to do this [ __ ] Okay. No worries my friend. I will see you later. Okay. If you need me you uh you can come. Okay.
Speaker A
What? What? What? What? Where are you going? To my fabric. To my factory. To my factory.
Speaker A
Why? For what? To do this. To do this. To do this because I don't have the materials.
Speaker A
Ah materials. Okay. Okay. Okay. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Okay. Okay. No problem. No problem. Guys look Wednesday.
Speaker A
Where is when is now? Hello traitor. What are you talking about? What do you mean traitor? I I didn't even pick sides yet. You cockroach.
Speaker A
Are you on my side then? Well, no. I'm neutral. Yeah. So, you are traitor. No, it's not being neutral. It's It's like in Soviet Union, you are either with us or against us.
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Hop off my bro. No way. The Quacki will be the judge.
Speaker A
Okay. That's actually perfect. That's actually perfect. Actually, perfecto. Actually perfecto. I saw Katie give him 100 gift. You're true buddy.
Speaker A
Brother, I can gift him a Lamborghini Aventador. You know, it it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. talking about that. Yo, if you if like I'm not even streaming right now, but if you pass me 200 gifted, I'll testify for you. You
Speaker A
know, you have like 15,000 subs. What do you mean? So So what what does it matter? 200, bro.
Speaker A
Imagine I gifted you 15,000. Okay. Thousand subs for destroying the court. If I lose five like TNT blowing everything up.
Speaker A
1,000 subs. I see. See, see. You are weak, bro. I 500 subs, bro. So, how about five subs?
Speaker A
Five subs. The price doesn't matter. Only matters. It's fun, you know, and it's fun.
Speaker A
Yeah, I get it. I get it. Okay. So, five gift. How much are gifted in Poland anyway?
Speaker A
The same. It's the same. It's the same. Yeah, for real. Yeah. Never. Yeah. Never mind then. And what what's in the what's in Holland?
Speaker A
Yeah, the as well, right? For where the are you sitting? This is the defendant.
Speaker A
It's her first time. Erica, please. On the attacker side. Yeah, she uh I don't think she wants to talk to you, buddy.
Speaker A
She will act sad. She have no idea that I can cry on demand and I will be [ __ ] weirdo. But men version, you know. So, what is it? A widow as well.
Speaker A
Do something. Someone get that. Wow. You're going to have fake emotions trying to sway the jury. Wow.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. Fake emotions. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Hello. Isan. Don't talk with him. Use your statements against So, I was talking to Don actually about him. I wasing my It's fine.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Don, have you met Katie Kirk? She's here. Where are the fireworks? What the [ __ ] are you saying?
Speaker A
See, I won already. Vover, walk over. It's a GG. Isan, you lost. Thanks, man.
Speaker A
Well, that Kirk, that Kirk, she cracked me up. If you see her outfit, she's [ __ ] celebrated, bro.
Speaker A
I will use that in her. That is a a celebr celebration celebrator celebrity manipulation, you know. Yeah, maybe I should wear like Johnny Depp outfit.
Speaker A
Hello. Hello, Tubo. Hello. Hello. Do you know who the judge is? Is now in session on the road.
Speaker A
Judge, the attacker did not show up. Well, oh, here we go. Here she comes.
Speaker A
Oh my god. We are the flame. Let's start. All right. So, uh, who's doing who?
Speaker A
Uh, Katie. Hold on. Yes. Yes. It's me versus uh her. Okay. Katie, what did everyone do to you?
Speaker A
Lawyer. Do I answer or you? I'll answer. Judge, the Katie has to ask for permission to speak. That's actually hilarious.
Speaker A
I don't see. Hey, hey, hey. We just one at a time, people. One at a time.
Speaker A
Don't we have new rules for how long this [ __ ] can take anyway?
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. It has to be done in two and a half hours. Otherwise, it's done in 20 minutes.
Speaker A
What did everyone do to you? Give me 20 minutes. Oh, Schlatt. I have a I have a Hey, Phil. Hey, Schlatt.
Speaker A
You do? Hey, everyone. Hey, F. Hey. Hey. Yo, Avon, give me give me your uh DM me your home address so I can send send you some W your WD40 for that.
Speaker A
Listen, do you think that it will be fixed if a 200 kg man is sitting? WD40 is a thing of the past.
Speaker A
Oh, thank you. Too kind of me. Oh, Jesus. Wow. Let me see the Let me see. Give me a full 360.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. I got I got a nice little sash on the back as well. Oh, yeah.
Speaker A
Tubbo, you were amazing. Such an amazing guy. I really miss you, you know. Oh, thank you guys. Beautiful outfit.
Speaker A
Actually, did you know that Katie is building off the schematic? I miss you, Tubbo. Tubbo, it's been it's just been so long. It's been so long. It's been too long.
Speaker A
I'm sorry you couldn't make it to the wedding, but you know, I wish I could have been there. Your belate gift has been.
Speaker A
And that's okay. Whenever you can do it, that is okay. Like you're just so amazing and perfect.
Speaker A
All right, so let's let's solve this then real quick. Are you ready? Hello. Oh my god, the guys. Hello. Hello, Judge. Hello, Judge.
Speaker A
Okay, everyone's driving for the next 4 hours. Why do we have a teeth in here?
Speaker A
Good morning. I press F3 plus. Judge. Judge. Judge, can I speak with you for a second?
Speaker A
You look always very nice and fresh. Thank you so much. Are you being sued right now or why are you being extra nice to me?
Speaker A
So much the court case. Give me one second. I got to I got to I got to grab all the documents. Uh no, on this occasion because last time we saw so much so much corruption and so many
Speaker A
conflicts of interest that this time we've decided not to uh Who's that guy right there? Who is that guy? The judges do his game pigeon pigeon.
Speaker A
Give me one second. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Your honor. Okay. Okay. Your honor, are you aware? No, no, no.
Speaker A
It's fine. Are you aware of the deadline of the court case? Did someone tell you?
Speaker A
No. Okay. That case judge. Yes. Yes. Oh. Uh, in that case, I will tell you I will uh prepare something. One second.
Speaker A
Okay, don't worry. This court case is not going to go like last time. I promise you that.
Speaker A
Quagiti. Judge Quagi. Look, I am I am out of farming. Look at me. Look at me.
Speaker A
Look look look. Yes, you are a very sexy man. Yes, man. Look, look at my suitcase.
Speaker A
Look, look at me. Look at me. Thank you, man. Yes, yes, yes. Uh, you have to check, you have to check something, you know. Um, what what do I check?
Speaker A
Um, the letter I I slide a letter to your pocket. All those big eyes for nothing, right?
Speaker A
I don't have anything in my pocket. [ __ ] big ass eyes. Don't see anything.
Speaker A
Let me check. Oh, Discord. Okay. I I was in roleplay mode, you know. It's really overimuling lawyer.
Speaker A
Thank you so much. Look at my lawyer, dog. I'm going to jail. Yes. And I don't have nothing here, but it's just auto farming.
Speaker A
Everybody relax and seat. Mhm. You could do it. I believe you. You were going to You were going to send me a little note.
Speaker A
Yes. Cuz everyone has to get in. What's a note? That that we have a deadline of two and a half hours.
Speaker A
Oh, no. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. We're not doing that [ __ ] We're not.
Speaker A
Oh, you really think so? Let me start with a story then. I hope this has to take 20 minutes. This has to take less than 20 minutes. Every 20 minutes a pedicure in minutes.
Speaker A
Well, it appears that KTB or maybe Ericab doesn't have a a lawyer. You did not run my court. Listen to me right now.
Speaker A
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're You're Shut the [ __ ] up. Actually, you don't run my court, baby. You don't You don't run my court.
Speaker A
How do you say shut the PSK, man? Oh my god. I need to learn to shut the law as well.
Speaker A
How do you say in the court? How do everyone get the down? Okay. Good afternoon everyone. Everyone all rise.
Speaker A
You stand up. You stand up. That means like you stand. Yes, your honor. Yes, I'll rise. I don't like how that guy is staring at me behind that. Sir, do you want to come in and sit down?
Speaker A
You need to go in Manala. Okay. It's your turn. Let me encrypted me. Wait, refresh the skins. Okay, let me refresh the skins. Let me F3.
Speaker A
F3 F3 plus. I know. I know. I know. Everyone. Okay, okay, okay. It's not working. Okay, it's working.
Speaker A
Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait a second. Wait a second. I thought Yeah, I am. Judge Quagi, please wait a second.
Speaker A
Yes, it's refreshing. Skin refreshing. Yes. Yes. Yes. I am a skin refreshing. Okay. Skin refreshing. I understand.
Speaker A
Yes. S3 plus T. Yes. I just want to clarify. Blinded from methanol poisoning. What the [ __ ] I just want to clarify with everyone is that your lawyers are present and sitting next to you. Is this correct?
Speaker A
Yes, your honor. Yes, but we are one v2. Thank you. I like I like that. Yes, your honor. That's respect. That's respect right there.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah, I didn't hear that from this team, which is really interesting. Yes, your honor. I I I told you. Yes, your honor. But we are one v2.
Speaker A
Hello. Hello. Hello. You listen to me? Yes. Okay. Now, now now I can see now I'm not blind anymore. Hello. Vita Jin.
Speaker A
Hello. All right, everyone. Smack the out of you, boy. First of all, let's define one thing very clearly. Who is suing who?
Speaker A
It's who is okay? No swing. There's no way, bro. Everyone, there's a there's a counter.
Speaker A
There's a counter. How do you say counter? What the uh judge Quacki? Your honor. Your honor.
Speaker A
Katie is suing me and I am counter suing her. Oh, is this is this right, Katie?
Speaker A
Um, this is the first time I am being made aware of the counter sue, your honor. But yes, I am suing him, your honor. This is Have they submitted documentation prior to the event to make you knowledgeable of this judge?
Speaker A
No, actually haven't received from either of the parties. Oh, your honor, I re I Okay, judge.
Speaker A
Your honor. Judge, sir, please. You're very sexy and all. They want to speak. What the Okay, you were saying your your suitcase. Oh my god. I am suing Evan for theft, breaking an I'm sorry, ma'am. Ma'am, that is not that we're not
Speaker A
uh that is not the opening. Perfect. All right, so let's get this court case started. Um, let's get this court case started. Uh, graph this team right over here. I assume there are two lawyers on this side.
Speaker A
Yep. Yes, your honor. All right. We would love to hear your opening statement. Yeah, that's that's who's doing that?
Speaker A
Who the is doing you doing that? Are you doing that, sir? Shut the up.
Speaker A
With respect. Absolutely. Yes. You will be kicked out of my car if you continue to do I'm not the only one.
Speaker A
Isan, please, please. Foolish doing that, too. Yes. Okay, Isan, let's hear it. What's your opening statement?
Speaker A
Uh, thanks for the opportunity, your honor. Of course. Okay. Katie, as we all know, had a recent marriage.
Speaker A
I asked that quote to be lined with her because she lost her husband as well.
Speaker A
And many people are that's currently in morning stage. So please uh excuse some of her actions.
Speaker A
So this is this is a morning move right here. Yes. This is a we understand.
Speaker A
I understand. Yes. You know we need to start. We need to start. Yes. Yes. Yes. Stop the bullsher.
Speaker A
Please, please take your ass. Oh my. Oh my god. Is there a security? Imagine getting a street pass in court, bro.
Speaker A
I'm a [ __ ] gun. Please respect the court's time. If you are not here to respect the court's time, you will be you will be uh jailed. And that's it. Uh Ishan, please please continue with your opening statement.
Speaker A
Okay. As we all know, we have all seen around the island that get distracted walking. Jesus Christ, stop typing.
Speaker A
What is the one typing? How Please stop typing. Thank you. What is that microphone?
Speaker A
How do you know? I'm not the one typing. Please come. Oh my god. This is crazy.
Speaker A
Wait, are you are are you lying to the judge? Oh my god. Wait, she said keep in mind I have three missing cuts.
Speaker A
Listen, listen, listen to me. Whoever keeps making stupid ass sounds, you will be teleported to the north, which has a ton of lag. So, we're actually going to make your PC. Your stream is going to go down. We are manually dodosing you if
Speaker A
you keep making sounds. Understood? No problem. Should we request Everyone be on this fence to mute.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes, you are totally correct, Graph. You are so wise and correct. Everyone beyond this fence has I love you.
Speaker A
Huh? I love you. Thank you. Everyone beond like Wow. Mhm. No, I Me too. Me too, Tubbo. No, me too.
Speaker A
Uh, everyone. Okay, Ian, continue with your opening statement, please. Yes. Uh thank you so much for the opportunity judge.
Speaker A
As we know Katy started working on the island very effort with very great effort she made KFC.
Speaker A
Then she lost her husband. Okay. In the wedding after the marriage even before the marriage she was being harassed by Aon multiple times. We all know that. I I I know that.
Speaker A
You know that. I know that. I know that. Yeah. But after the marriage, she was in the, you know, is so sad. You can see her. Just look at her face. She's so sad.
Speaker A
She got some cute objection. Irrevalent, guys. Like irrelevant. Irrelevant. You actually have to tell us exactly what you're suing for. Then we'll get into the nittygritty details.
Speaker A
That's She wanted to be happy. Your honor, respectfully, that's irrelevant in the case. Respectfully my ass. He's giving his you cannot object an opening statement.
Speaker A
That's what I'm saying. Respectfully, your runner, if you don't want, it's free. What the Let's see who did that. The only person without a username. The only person without someone teleport to the north.
Speaker A
Someone please. We're shutting down. Goodbye. Goodbye Ash. Goodbye. Oh my god. Oh jeez. Please. We need to do this. This will be 3 hours again. Guys, please.
Speaker A
If we had if we had an audience that would shut the maybe we could continue.
Speaker A
Okay, that swag is gone now. Okay, tell me exactly why exactly why this uh this man is being sued.
Speaker A
Yeah, so Kiki got some good cats. They were making him her her happy. Mhm.
Speaker A
But then this man right here, he stole those cats and he abused it. Hand one of those cats to to just to statue.
Speaker A
Wow. Oh my god. Then he put one of the cat on the Zapka sign which is which was rotating that poor cat. She suffered a lot.
Speaker A
Jesus. Right now Katie is suing Aon Paul. First of all, primary thing is that she's suing for the theft which is against the QSMP rules.
Speaker A
Mhm. And after that, she's also suing against the rules. Yeah, that is absolutely correct.
Speaker A
Yeah. Mhm. Thank you. Thank you. That's our opening statement and I think I think this man should be punished so much that he will never never again think I would I would take him out back and spank him for that. do it.
Speaker A
All right. Thank you. Is there anything you'd like to add? Any anyone from this side would like to add to this court case?
Speaker A
That's all for now. No, your honor for now. That is all respect, your honor. To you.
Speaker A
Thank you so much, actually. As well. I appreciate the respect. The respect means a lot to me.
Speaker A
It's all about respect around here. You being respectful, sir. You know it. You know it.
Speaker A
All right. Let's hear the opening statement from this side. What do you all have to say about these allegations?
Speaker A
Ladies and gentlemen, why you laughing? I'm laughing at fit. Sorry, it's making me laugh.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's very funny. Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, sending a speaking respectfully, please be silent.
Speaker A
Oh my god. I really love you. Look at this. Look. And we were silent during your opening speech.
Speaker A
Unbelievable. Unbelievable. You are going to get minus points for this. Easy. If you continue, you're going to get minus points for making noise sound while they are giving their opening statement. You understand me?
Speaker A
You can't even during their speech or what? I'll think about it. Okay, let's hear it. Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, as you know, everyone is getting sued by stealing.
Speaker A
But the truth is very different. Okay, this is the truth. Katis Katy killed two cats of Eon, two cats. And actually it's three because uh the name of the cat is espakavak espak. I'm sorry. You know pski is a bit
Speaker A
difficult. Espavak the cat. Are you being racist, sir? Your honor, he's Polish. He's allowed.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Okay, understood. Okay. Yes. So Spak got killed uh by Katie and other cat and also Spabak was pregnant. Okay.
Speaker A
Yes. But you will say of course he was [ __ ] pregnant. He was pregnant. So what happened?
Speaker A
Your honor, your honor, they are speaking during a very moment. Let me please let me talk. Please let me talk.
Speaker A
Okay. know what is about and then everyone you can you can refuse please sit down please can I speak your honor can can we speak as a defendants finish it's all about this is crazy this is crazy this is crazy
Speaker A
they're going to say pregnant in a moment please please please end your opening statement okay so as you know Spaba got killed by Katie and we have proofs But but let me just say first this. Okay.
Speaker A
Mhm. Katie says Eon stole the cats. But actually Eon find out that Katie have this basement without ventilation and suffocation. And she had Wow. Wow.
Speaker A
Like three or four cats having suffocation. Yes. Suffocation. They were they were they were dying. And Eberon he loves the cats as you can tell. [ __ ] He has a lot of cats, you know, and he was very sad actually when he mentioned
Speaker A
cats. Uh, if you have an objection, you sirly because he wants to them. Sir, please. Okay, your honor.
Speaker A
Can I continue? Continue. Continue, please. Can I continue? Okay, please don't interrupt. Okay. So, Ebon as he is a great man and he loves cats, he saved he saved the cats from the suffocation and had fun with the cats.
Speaker A
For this moment, for this moment, because I have proofs I have for this moment, sit your pretty ass down. Thank you for your opening statement, your honor. Thank you so much. You're so That was That was very tough to hear.
Speaker A
I'm going to have to take a fat puff out of this blunt. It's not a cigarette.
Speaker A
It's a blunt. Smoking. All right. Damn. So, uh, this team Oh, let's let's assign team names cuz I can't I can't say everyone's names individually. What What team What team name do you guys want?
Speaker A
Losers. KTB that is that is that is suspiciously close to something else but KTB is is fine. What's the team name over here?
Speaker A
Team Johnny Depp. We are not we are absolutely not calling you that. Choose another choose. No right now sir.
Speaker A
Team Zapka. Team Zapka. Team Zapka. Team Zapka. Team Zapka. Team Zapka. Okay. Okay. Team KTB. Team KTB.
Speaker A
Do you have proof of this? Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. You don't even know about what?
Speaker A
Uh, about what? Your honor. Do you have proof? Do you have proof of the stolen cats and all the other things you talked about?
Speaker A
Going to take a big fat puff. Go ahead. Please. Percent percent. present the uh the proof, please.
Speaker A
We we need to save the proof as well, right? Your your honor. Wait, even before presenting any proofs. Okay, your honor, I want to say something. Okay.
Speaker A
Mhm. Uh this we are suing Katie is suing them as I said for two things. First is stealing the cats. Okay.
Speaker A
And second is abusing the cats. Of course, in their opening statements, they said they took the cats, which is which is which confirms our first statement that they stole the cats and it is against honestly they admitted it. Okay.
Speaker A
Yeah. So that was a good So I don't think I really appreciate it. I don't think I even need to you know give any like evidence for that about the second thing which is the abuse.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. They are claiming that we abused we abused the cats. But no, Katie can never abuse the cats because she was herself sad.
Speaker A
No. Well, she was living. We're going to have to see the proof. We're going to have to see the proof.
Speaker A
The proof. The proof. Okay. First of all, I was grieving my husband. I would have zero time to This makes a lot of sense.
Speaker A
Record that. Record what she said. Can we please Can we please get the proof on the screen as a picture? Do you have any proof with you?
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have multiple people. We have like uh like put it on the sit down. Chill, man.
Speaker A
But we need to see the evidence as well, right? Sit your pretty ass down.
Speaker A
Yeah. I will sit down. Oh my god. As I say, as I say, I don't need the proof to you that they stole the cat, right?
Speaker A
Okay. Well, we do need proof that they stole the cats. Every proof matters. You do? Okay. Wait.
Speaker A
We do. What do you mean we do? Yes. Oh my god. Your honor, it's it's just team KTV. Team KTV, do y'all have proof of this?
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. I need testimony. The witness is present. We can just call him up after the witness.
Speaker A
Okay. With with the proof, I will send. Oh my god. Thank you very much.
Speaker A
Senpai spider. Senpai spider. Wow. Wow. Senpai spider, please sit down. Did you expect this? Did you expect your honor? I'm expecting nothing but lies here, but it's okay. We will have our time.
Speaker A
All right, everyone. Silence and sit down, please. Testimony, of course. Um, yeah. Senpai, silence and sit down.
Speaker A
Senpai spider, what is your proof? You're looking good today. Thank you. No, no, no. He's not the proof. I will tell you. Okay.
Speaker A
Yeah. First of all, I will uh Where should I place the image? It's got new gun up there. Judge, I guess.
Speaker A
Okay. Yes. Please put it. Please put it up there. Yeah. Okay. So, this is the judge. I mean, this is the quack statue. Okay.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. What the hell? No. That is horrible. Oh my god. If anyone doesn't want to look, please please look away. This is very this is very very difficult images to be looking at. The cat is literally
Speaker A
hung. Your honor, I have a question. How can we define a torture? I am.
Speaker A
Oh my god. I mean, the cat might have fun, right? Of course, of course. Of course, of course. Of course.
Speaker A
No worries. We got We got It's all right. We got this, my friend. No worries. to jail.
Speaker A
I'm sorry. Can I please answer the question? Okay, senpai, please. Yes. Yep. Uh, how do we define torture with a [ __ ] dictionary?
Speaker A
Okay. Torture is how can we define a traitor? Just put No, no, no, no. Silence.
Speaker A
Torture is defined. Torture is defined by taking an object or a thing or a person and torturing it. So this does constitute the definition of uh torture as to horrible and he's saying wow the these subtitles are very damning. I hope you have an
Speaker A
explanation for this. Another Polish guy being with enemy is crazy. Honestly have an objection after I asked.
Speaker A
Yes. Object. Object. You can object. Can you give me the proof? I need to verify something because it looks fake.
Speaker A
Can I see the proof? Give me the proof, please. Easy. Give me the proof. Let me see. Let me see.
Speaker A
Let's see the proof. Let me see one thing. Okay. It's obviously fake because imag Let me Let me just speak. Let me just speak, my friend. Wait. Wait. Wait a second. Wait a second. It says Oh, it was from yesterday.
Speaker A
Wow. Oh my god. Wa wa wa. How can we explain this judge? Let me tell you something.
Speaker A
This is an impersonation. Impersonation. Wow. Hell no. Also, also let me tell you something.
Speaker A
Judge sustained. Do you have a response? Team KTV. My response is that the day before court, we were asked to provide the evidence and this is a photo copy.
Speaker A
The original photos had the exit date. Okay. Objection. Objection, sir. Objection. Judge Quagity. Judge Quagity, we have objection.
Speaker A
Judge Quagity. Objection. Objection. Okay. Give me the original picture. You don't have it because it's fake.
Speaker A
The original picture has been held by the court somewhere in the judge. We cannot.
Speaker A
Okay, hold on. Hold on. We have just received another proof. Listen, guys. I'm not I'm not going to lie to y'all. I'm not going to lie to y'all. I try to play nice and try to not make this as strict, but y'all can't
Speaker A
[ __ ] behave. Sit the down everybody. I am gonna get stricter because y'all cannot [ __ ] behave. Holy. I was like, "Okay, let's let this run naturally. You guys cannot behave." So, sit you. No, it's a No, not you. Not you.
Speaker A
Respectfully, sir. The other team is not is not respect. I see that no one prepared for thising court case. So, I Your honor, we we prepared. Y we prepared your honor. We are so prepared.
Speaker A
We're just objecting because it's fake question. Please do you have any other proof of this matter apart from this? Uh we have so Okay, Judge Quackery first of all listen okay you are not listening. I gave you that image to show you that
Speaker A
uh is old old but the image taken date is 2 days because the image taken date is from the printer and not from the image itself. Okay. Objection.
Speaker A
First of all, my objection to you. Be nice to me. Okay. Second. Okay. Objection. What is your objection?
Speaker A
Objection. Show me the original picture. If that's a copy, it's a digital photo. And now you are nervous because there is no original.
Speaker A
It was impersonation. This is crazy. Oh my god. Oh my god. We are never never ending this.
Speaker A
Who is trying to sabotage? Trying to sabotage slicer. Easy. Everybody. All right, everyone sit down. Everyone sit down. Uh, as you know, a homeless guy infiltrated.
Speaker A
A homeless guy infiltrated. Homeless guy. I don't care. Homeless guy infiltrated. Yes. We're sorry. Sorry about that.
Speaker A
Your honor, your honor, as you know, there is no original picture. So, the evidence for me, it's not true. This is very true. Even if it's a copy, you must have some sort of metadata that backs up the original.
Speaker A
Easy G. Fake doubles. Fake double. Okay, take that. Your honor. Yes, honor. Uh, changing the meta data is so easy. So, I don't think then do it. I even like admit your your poops.
Speaker A
You know what else is easy? You know what else is easy? Changing your skin, changing your name, such as someone just did earlier today and type things and make things look like something that isn't true.
Speaker A
[ __ ] Okay. Please call in that witness. Easy. But first spider. First spider. Please. Your honor. The witness is there.
Speaker A
Wge judge. I'm not speaking. Easy, easy, easy, easy, man. No, bro. I don't even know why he's here. You speak to him. He's your Okay, Ian, you can ask your witness any questions you'd like.
Speaker A
Please let me ask the question and let him answer and then object, please. Okay. Okay.
Speaker A
Spider. Okay. video saw the cat hanging from the quackery statue and everyone was the no guy.
Speaker A
He was Yeah. Yeah. Many people were there. I saw him like there were many people there.
Speaker A
What other people were there? Sorry. Go ahead. Yeah. He was enjoying it thoroughly. He he liked every bit of it and he was if they temper it with evidence I wasn't in the picture but they are not in the
Speaker A
witness list but if you then they cut to to other order cut just for a fake picture.
Speaker A
Um is there anything like that how much you want to question him then first of all we're going to let the the team uh give their Yes. reputation to this. I'll go next.
Speaker A
Thank you, your honor. Okay, your honor, as you can see, they are uh trying to just fake a lot of evidence and you can see they are just calling people witnesses and they don't have anything solid, but I will show you
Speaker A
something very solid. We'll show you something solid and will break this team. As I told you, they shiver their timbers.
Speaker A
Yes. As I told you, your honor, be worried. KT killed Eon Scott. Yes. Yeah.
Speaker A
And I have the video right now because it was in front of the Japka.
Speaker A
We have your judge. We have a camera footage. What happened? Camera footage in front of Zapka. Please.
Speaker A
This is This is beloved cat. Please reproduce the video. You you shouldn't you shouldn't pretend you don't care. I'd be [ __ ] myself if I were you. Please respect your judge. Your honor look judge is irrelevant. Wa wa w this is not gaming.
Speaker A
Please wait again in front of monitoring monitoring from Zaka. That's No, no, no, no, no. Wait a second. Wait a second. Please listen. Please be quiet.
Speaker A
Listen to me. This does not this does not listen. This does not constitute metagaming because they do have verifiable cameras outside their shop.
Speaker A
We have security cameras. Anybody who has cameras nearby nearby are able to use the POV of the players to showcase. We did this last uh court case.
Speaker A
What? What do you mean? Wow. Wow. Your honor, what do you mean? Wow. It's the camera footage.
Speaker A
What's the camera? Destroy cameras next time. Wait, you said you have something solid where I think all cat no cat owners will know cats are actually a liquid.
Speaker A
Yeah. And number two, have a look at the mini map. There is no road. There is no tavern. There is no Mike's hair salon.
Speaker A
There is no mini was taken over two weeks ago. Holy [ __ ] No, no, no, no.
Speaker A
Let me let me tell you something, okay? Yes, this is an old clip, but that's why that's why every is counter suing.
Speaker A
That's why every cat was owned by everyone. Huh? Yes, of course we have. We have witness that the cat doesn't have any name. So everyone Yeah, the cat.
Speaker A
No, the cat had a name. Your honor, your honor, cat had a name. The federation.
Speaker A
Look. Yeah, the cat has name and he actually killed the federation. Yeah. Wait, wait, look at this. Look at this. Yeah, it was the name. It will loop. It will loop for killing the federation.
Speaker A
One second. Yeah, right now. as you can tell judge this is I believe that is very solid that is solid and evidence I need to call everyone to testify I need to call everyone to testify I'll do you
Speaker A
something better hold on I'll do you something better I'll do you something better everyone sit down please everyone sit down sit Okay, Daniel. Here's what we're going to do.
Speaker A
Here's what we're going to do. We're going to conclude. We're going to conclude your questioning, Royer, and then I'm going to add a special segment to this court case, which we have never done before. Hopefully, it'll help speed
Speaker A
[ __ ] up. But anyways, call your testimony to the stand, please. Yes. I call everyone to testify, please.
Speaker A
Were we not going to be next? Like, it was going to be one. Everyone, please tell me. Well, they're they're responding to the ali.
Speaker A
How did you felt about Katie killing your your beautiful cat? Your honor, everything started when I adopted one cat named Spavak. It was a cat that I put on a very cozy couch right in front of the Japka. A lot of
Speaker A
people saw it because Spavak was actually sitting there for a couple of days. KTB aka Ericabi who is standing on an attacker site right now asked my very cat that was recorded on our security cameras. It was yes in fact a couple
Speaker A
days earlier than the the hanging of the cat. Objection to the testimony. The cat name cat.
Speaker A
It was my testimony. Objection to what is Let him finish. Let him finish. Objection. Because he's not just the witness.
Speaker A
Okay. So the, you know, counter, so I I can object to that. It is kind of funny that your client is a witness, but we we will allow it in this point in time. Just testify.
Speaker A
I am testifying because I have I have a right to defend myself, right, judge?
Speaker A
Of course. Of course. Please continue. Then your honor, I've noticed I'm going to let him finish his testimony. Isan.
Speaker A
Okay. Then your honor, I've noticed that KTB is actually adopting some of the cats.
Speaker A
If if objection to what? Okay, your judge. Objection. Objection. Okay, wait, your honor. Objection. So, Katie doesn't have any cuts.
Speaker A
Well, case closed then. Case closed. Apparently, Katie doesn't have cuts. Our team has more respect and they are just doing objections.
Speaker A
Katie objim. Okay. Thank you. You your honor. Thank you. Continue. Abon. Your honor. When I saw that KDB adopted four cats, I wanted to visit her to check the conditions of the cats. Yes.
Speaker A
Okay. This is actually the original picture of the cave that the cats were held. Please take it. As you can see, as you Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah. As you can see the the meta data actually accured. Please ignore my lawyer Royer which was on the scene. We can see that the cats were kept were kept in a cave without any ventilation and any windows.
Speaker A
Windows without anyone else see Katy be on Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's actually on the frame actually.
Speaker A
Yeah. That is that is terrifying. That is terrifying. So Judge Judge Quacki Judge Quacki.
Speaker A
So I decided to not kidnap cats but to set them free on a free fresh air. So two cats were actually two cats were actually um were having a ride on a bungee right and one cat visited my [ __ ] castor. It
Speaker A
wasn't cut abuse. It wasn't anything. If anything, cat abuse is that keeping cats in a cave without any fresh air, dark cave. So whenever I saw judge quacki, whenever I saw that Katie killed my cat in front of Japka and then she is
Speaker A
keeping her cats in a cave, I decided to go for a walk with them. That's the story. So yes, Judge Quackiti, I admit that I was in Katie's cave and I set the cats free, but I'm not tempering with
Speaker A
evidence. You can see the metadata of the photos. This is the actually original picture of the environment the cats were being held.
Speaker A
This is a very scary environment. Yes. As you can tell, easy off. Poor cats.
Speaker A
We're going to leave. You want to object real quick? For the thirding time, there are no cats. Obviously, there's no cats because because this is a picture without the cats just to take a picture of the environment. You can time that
Speaker A
they admit to having robbed the cat. Not as smoking. You save the cats because look at the environment.
Speaker A
Everyone silence and sit down. Everyone silence and sit down. I don't think so. Everyone silence and sit down.
Speaker A
Your honor. Your honor. Sit down. Sit down. Uh if you still I'm still witnessing. If the police is taking a criminal from his house, is it really a kidnapping? No, they are doing their I am a cat lover. As you can see behind
Speaker A
me, there is a spark. Yes. If you I if I'm seeing that a cat is being tortured in a cave, it's my obligation to set the cat free and have him deliver him a fresh air and entertainment, which I did. Everyone,
Speaker A
which I did. Understand? Understand? Thank you. Okay. No, no, no. No. Please sit down. No, please sit down. This is what we're going to do.
Speaker A
Question. Make it Make it Make it Make it very quick. Okay. You know that breaking and entering into others house without permission is against Q SMP's rule. So how did you know that Katie's cats were suffering before entering her room?
Speaker A
Objing they were that is true. Okay. Listen. No no no. Listen listen. Stop listening.
Speaker A
Clearly clearly clearly the defense teams have uh have not prepared properly. So, for the first time ever, we are going to introduce a new way of explaining each other's perspectives.
Speaker A
Okay, sauce boss, please take a seat over here. What the big? Okay, Evan and KDB, I need everyone court rule. Court rule is everyone mute the up right now. Literally all of you except for KDB and everyone need to mute
Speaker A
right the now. Understood. What the Wait, am I muted or not? Sorry. Sorry. Okay, Katie, am I muted? Am I No, no, no. You're not muted. You're not supposed to be muted.
Speaker A
This is called the talking toast. Okay, we're going to ask you the events, what exactly happened one by one. No lawyers intervening, no nothing. We're going to ask you one by one, but I asked you the only way this dynamic can work
Speaker A
is if you remain respectful of each other's speaking time, okay? Cuz he's going to talk and you're going to talk. The only ones who can talk.
Speaker A
The only way you can talk is if you have the speaking toast in your hands. Take a speaking toast and you take a speaking toast. Okay. No, do not eat the toast. Do not trust your lawyer. No, do not eat your toast.
Speaker A
Okay. All right. Hopefully, we will get some [ __ ] information out of this court case from here on out. All right, I need someone. I'm going to flip a coin.
Speaker A
Heads or tails? Everyone or or sauce boss? Who wants to choose? Heads or tails?
Speaker A
Heads. Yes. Sauce. I would like to choose my cats back, please. Okay, it was tails. So, sauce boss gets It reminds me of my kittens. Yep.
Speaker A
Okay. Sauce boss. Lozi, tell me exactly what happened in a the most precise way possible. Okay. I don't need a Bible. I don't need a Bible of text. You're going to tell me in the most precise way possible what happened
Speaker A
and what punishment you think everyone deserves for what happened. Let's go. Basically, I think it was on February 1st at 9:00 a.m. or No, sorry. It was um February, which was last week.
Speaker A
Uh I got four cats that everyone helped me get. He was the only person that knew I had these kittens. They were in my home uh my beautiful home with ventilation.
Speaker A
The next day I come back and my cats are gone. They're hanging from your statue.
Speaker A
They're on the Jabka sign. Everyone is boasting about the Jabka sign and showing everybody where my cats are.
Speaker A
He's the only one that knew about them. So, I have I know that it was him and also he abuses um the worker at JobKa as well, the frog. So, he has a prior history of animal abuse cuz I've
Speaker A
actually never seen him take a break or get lunch and they actually talk to him and speaks to animals and she has a stable as well.
Speaker A
And what would you like what would you like for the punishment to be? I'm requesting my cats back.
Speaker A
Mhm. 10 free. How many cats? Choosing of It's There's three missing current. Okay. Four. I I managed to get one back.
Speaker A
Okay. I would like a beacon and I would like 10 free hat packs from Jabka of my chip music please.
Speaker A
Sorry, I was skyping. Restraint, Evan. Okay, please remove the speaking toast out of your hand as we are now going to hear from Mr. Evan.
Speaker A
Hello, your honor. As I was speaking previously, don't cry. Don't cry. It makes me cry. I always I always needed a friend. I always needed a friend because in fact on this very court case there is a person that I love and I wanted to
Speaker A
impress this person. Maybe I am looking at this person right now and I wanted to impress him. Not not even pause please let me let me finish. Uh yeah. Uh as you can see on my on my back
Speaker A
this is a Spavak that unfortunately died. Whenever I saw that Katie killed my spac I I I I know I knew that she is a cat killer. Actually an animal abuser. Yes.
Speaker A
Yes. And we actually have a proof because see your your honor Katie said something about February. I have no idea what happened in February but I know about the facts because in in the courtroom facts matters, right? What
Speaker A
matters is that they faked evidence. What matters is that her room has no ventilation. It is underground without any sun uh light.
Speaker A
So yes, the cats were outside. Were there tortured, your honor? No. Have they had fun? Yes. Where are the cats?
Speaker A
Well, Katie had the cats. If she doesn't have a cat, well, that's crazy. And they were, your honor, without any food. So if there is any cat abuser in this courtroom, well for sure it is not me because I
Speaker A
don't keep it. Maybe it Yes. Go on. Because I don't keep my animals underground without fresh air and without food. So as you can see on me, yes, I love food. So they are being eaten. Uh you know, no not eaten but uh
Speaker A
faith. Okay. Language barrier. Okay guys, we are on the multi language barrier. Okay. Of course, we just of course so judge quarkity what I would want to clear any uh like uh what what is it assumptions or like clear any anything that is on me
Speaker A
that I cut abuser because I'm not and for killing my cat Spavak. I would love her to build a grave and a beautiful garden for Spavak in addition of a three days in jail. Thank you. Okay. So, you
Speaker A
want three days in jail. Three days in jail. And she has to build uh uh and she has to build a garden and a beautiful gravestone for Spavak because we are still missing it. And Jqu are you looking for Spavak back or is
Speaker A
Spavak is dead? Spavak is dead. Okay. Spavak is dead. And you're claiming that sauce boss killed Spavak.
Speaker A
We we had an evidence on camera. Yes. Yes. Judge Cor. Yes. Okay. Understood. Understood. Okay. See, see how we can all get along.
Speaker A
We I am removing the speaking toast. The speaking toast. Yes. Uh Katie, would you like to pull up the speaking toast and respond to any of those things he said?
Speaker A
Thank you for gaming. I'm great with cats. cat satsitor respond to any lies who knows winning this case and I prove that the justice system best.
Speaker A
This is this is this is very crazy. If she still says she loves cats, you say why when why responding?
Speaker A
I don't think that's how it works. Easy. I think you have to respond. They don't have any boobs, Katy.
Speaker A
Okay. Well, he talked for 30 minutes. I don't know what person to respond to.
Speaker A
Okay. Listen, listen. The facts are as as following. We are not going to go one by one. Please give me all the proof you have right now.
Speaker A
Can I say one thing? Yes. Yes. You have to hold the speaking toast. The speaking toast. The speaking toast.
Speaker A
The speaking toast. I'm suing him. So, I'm not sure why his cat is even being brought up because that has that counter suing this case.
Speaker A
But he's counter suing. When did he say he was going to counter sue? I never got at the start of the cases.
Speaker A
You can't just show up and make decisions. That would be a corrupt court here. That would be very corrupt.
Speaker A
Here's what we're going to do. Hand over all the proof. All the proof you'll have. Hand over the proof. The lawyers are here.
Speaker A
that I've been asking for like 15 minutes to pull up. Okay, pull up the wrest sit down. Uh, thank you. Everyone, everyone sit down as well and let's call up your witness. Is there any other witness besides this one that we're
Speaker A
about to bring up? Anyone else apart from Goldilocks? Goldilocks. Goldilocks cuz he's Oh, Baldi. Oh, ah, yeah.
Speaker A
Okay. Who else? Your honor, what is happening right now? Do we present uh evidence?
Speaker A
I would like. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. First, he's going to call one last testimony which is part of course. Of course, absolutely, absolutely. Absolutely.
Speaker A
Thank you. You're so respectful. This all what is about respect. Wow. Two creepers. That's crazy. That's crazy. Did Did you try to kill?
Speaker A
He tried to kill Afron. No, he tried to kill me. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Murderer. Sitting down again. Order in the court. Order in the court. Order in the court.
Speaker A
Order in the mother. Look, please. You'll need to shut. Okay. Uh, your honor, before I talk to my witness, I would like to mention these creepers like the cat in the video. Those weren't owned by Everon the cat in the video.
Speaker A
That was owned by the federation, not him. Think number two. Fit you. Were you presson?
Speaker A
Put the cat on top of the rotating. No. What the What happened? Wow. I guess you are in crazy, your honor. That's crazy.
Speaker A
Wow. You should have about your answer carefully before you made him break down like that.
Speaker A
Oh, well, there's more to it than that, though. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Everyone, pause.
Speaker A
Yes, well, hold on. Hold on. Oh, and of course I'm lagging cuz Europe apparently.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. We're going to give you We're going to give you all the time you need to uh to question your witness. Don't worry.
Speaker A
Oh my gosh. Sean, do you have any questions for him? Uh, I thought you spitting.
Speaker A
Well, I can tell you I have spoken to the cats on this island and they can tell me that Katie did not harm a single feline ever.
Speaker A
Mhm. Wow. We also have a piece of evidence from Praya who also knows how to speak to cats. We have a little book with her statement.
Speaker A
Okay. Uh fit since you are wearing goggles of physics ma'am. Um do you think a cat would be able to pull on a japka sign? And do you think those that would be enough G's to potentially hurt or kill the cat?
Speaker A
I think probably around 13 G's before the cat goes unconscious. Wow. And humans go unconscious above like nine.
Speaker A
Yeah. Nine usually 10 if you're Russian. Damn. Mhm. And how many G's that sign you think you you would pull on the sign considering it was on the outside of the sign? So you'd have to factor in centrial force.
Speaker A
Well, when I was on it, I was able to survive around 12. H what? And do you think the cats had any prior experience in a flight sim?
Speaker A
H I'm not sure. I mean, I could ask them the next time I speak to them.
Speaker A
Well, I don't think a flight sim or a G simulator exists anywhere on this island. And the cats were born here. So, I don't think that's possible. And 12 G's is certainly exceeding uh what a cat could take.
Speaker A
Is that true? I don't know. All I know is that I've spoken to the cats and Katie is very popular in the cat community. I don't think she would have harmed any of the animals.
Speaker A
Trust me, I love Listen. Okay. I just I just have one question. We do have a video where you are killing a cat. Can you explain that video? It can't be fake. It's not fake, sir.
Speaker A
Sir, objection. We have objection. Objection. Yes, sir. This is this is like you know this is irrelevant and actually fit is not a witness and actually he's not a professional pilot to know how many G he is a professional pilot he is a
Speaker A
witness the objection the objection is sustained because what the [ __ ] is speak to you [ __ ] I talk to the cat on a daily basis Oh my god. Then how? What about the video evidence?
Speaker A
Would believe me. God damn it. Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait. Stupid. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Sir, this is crazy. Sir, I've never seen a naked cat before. F, can you please speak cat to me to verify that you actually do speak cat?
Speaker A
Meow. Can I have a question to the witness? Can I have a question to the witness?
Speaker A
Can I have a question? Please walk up to the witness. Walk up to the witness.
Speaker A
So, witness meow meow meow meow meow. No, no, no, no. Well, your honor. Yo.
Speaker A
Okay. Can I have another question? Yes. Oh, meow meow meow meow. Your honor, this is harassment. Can you please get him away from that I'm just asking you know it's an accurate statement like this is a key witness
Speaker A
the the cat witness clearly does not understand your dialect unfortunately so it's a fake cat okay I I see I see thank you client is losing it one more question if I may yes uh fit could you please confirm that
Speaker A
cats do indeed have nine lives yes your honor when when She killed the cat in the video. She was simply helping it respawn and helping it get back home.
Speaker A
Objection. Then where is the cat? Objection. Objection, your honor. And why Katie have the have like the have like the right to kill a cat?
Speaker A
I will say I will say she doesn't say listen listen to me. That is the most damning evidence of this court case so far is Katie is seen killing a cat and I just need to know why Katie did that.
Speaker A
Well, good job graph. of killing everyone's cat. And that's just a video of killing a Federation cat. I'm sure all of you here present in the courtroom.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. No, that is my cat. That is my cat. That was my cat. Why you Why you kill that cat Katie?
Speaker A
Objection, sir. The federation. It was It was not as Oh, so you can just kill Federation.
Speaker A
Don't speak. Don't speak. Don't speak. Objection, sir. Judge, this is Judge Quagity. I'm her lawyer and let me first say that killing is not against the rules of QSMP.
Speaker A
Stealing is against the rules of Okay, so you can just kill cats. I don't you kill animals. I have so many videos of But cats pets.
Speaker A
Okay, then show the evidence. I didn't kill anyone. I I need to say something, sir.
Speaker A
Not your pet. Okay, continue. Your honor, can I Yes. Can I speak? Yes. Guys, ladies and gentlemen, as you know, the cats and the pets are part of the family. They are actually like human beings. Are we right? Am I right or am I
Speaker A
right? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Even better than humans. Better than human. Let me talk. Please be quiet, sir.
Speaker A
Please be quiet. Okay. As you can tell, as you can tell, the cats are human beings. Is part of Eon's family. So even if the name is the federation, please be quiet.
Speaker A
That is a very compelling point. If the royal legended cat, so I'm confused on relevance here.
Speaker A
Objection. Actually relevance, your honor. Please. Pretty please, your honor. We actually we actually would have to treat that in a separate court case if you're planning to counter.
Speaker A
However, it still does add to their points the fact that you did kill the cat.
Speaker A
Can I ask him a question please quickly? Yes, absolutely. Uh so by what you were saying earlier how cats are part of the family, would you say that killing animals is the same as killing a player?
Speaker A
I will say yes. Uh have you used the Gabes XP farm by any chance? The one that you have to kill silverfish.
Speaker A
Yes, but it's not my Gabe is not suing. Gabe is not suing. Gabe is not suing. Gabe is not suing.
Speaker A
Okay, graph. That is irrelevant, your honor. Actually, that is irrelevant. But we we are we are we are talking about pets.
Speaker A
Objection. Objection. Because because it's an enemy. They are classified as a mob whereas cats are not classified.
Speaker A
Thank you, sir. And also also your honor. to further. Well done. If you go to options and you go to music and sounds and you turn down hostile creatures and then friendly creatures, if you turn down hostile creatures something else,
Speaker A
silverfish will go down and catch Oh my god, this judge is such an intelligent person, guys. It's actually insane. That is actually the go and settings. Just one thing you guys can say just one thing. Yep.
Speaker A
Okay. Yes. Okay, Graph. So, Katie is owner of the KFC, right? And he kills chickens all the day. What about that?
Speaker A
Be quiet, please. Be quiet. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh my god. That was a great point. Great point. What we're going to do, everyone, hand over hand over the uh evidence as we That is correct, Don. Cookie. Everyone, your honor, hand over how do I hand over
Speaker A
the record? Uh, just keep it there. Uh, hand me over all the evidence you have. I'm going to review it with the higher council and then tell you the results of this uh of this judge thing. Now, I do want to say
Speaker A
one person from each team, whether it's a lawyer or the person is able to make a closing statement, a closing one. Okay.
Speaker A
It is a closing statement that will only last 1 minute. 1 minute. Okay. Did you hand over all the evidence?
Speaker A
Uh your honor, yes, I am handling it right now. Okay. Uh wait, the last the last is I don't think it is an evidence. Uh and the and the recording you can you can uh you know copy paste.
Speaker A
Can can you read the precess statement which I gave you as Oh yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. We we will Yes, you are totally correct. Okay, everyone sit down. There's a process statement.
Speaker A
Listen up. Paya, animal language expert. Mhm. Frog says it has been overworked. Has a family at Holland but cannot meet due to WI, which I guess is work. Um, cat says that the cat was kidnapped. It after being there, someone in white red
Speaker A
kidnapped her. Someone in white red kidnapped her is what the cat is saying. Okay.
Speaker A
Cat can't uh Your honor, your honor, can I have some comment about the evidence?
Speaker A
Yes. Katie stated that the cats are kidnapped and she's still missing them. She's still missing them. So if Pa were talking to to her cats, then maybe Presa is the kidnapper because Katie precisely stated that she is missing their cats to this day. And if
Speaker A
you have evidence that Pressa spoke to cats, then apparently she has the cats. I have one of the I have one of the cats. I said that I have or one out of my four cats.
Speaker A
Oh, now now you are changing the the the statement. Yeah. No, no, no. To be fair. To be fair, Katie did say that. Katie did say that.
Speaker A
Katie Katie did say that she is looking for three of her caps as she has one uh one more uh crazy.
Speaker A
Okay. All right. This is uh Holy Christ. All right, everyone. Did everyone hand over the uh Can I see Can I see the Can you see the book for a second? Can I see the book just for a quick second?
Speaker A
Okay, just a few seconds. Did you hand over all your evidence? Oh, wait. Sean had all the evidence. I was happy repost and clapbacks.
Speaker A
Oh, yes. Okay. I enjoyed myself. Clapbacks. What about back shots? All that you your hand. Yes.
Speaker A
I'm giving you in Poland we say that white and red. That is wonderful. Okay. Thank you judge. Thank you judge.
Speaker A
Any any final any final evidence you want to turn in? Please take the evidence, please. Judge.
Speaker A
No, your honor. Unless you can take my heart and soul and see how crushed and broken I am.
Speaker A
Oh my god, that was a very compelling comment. Judge, judge, judge, judge Quacki, yes. Uh, I would actually have to add that the cats are actually color blind.
Speaker A
So, I don't know how they could see red and white. Thank you so much.
Speaker A
That is crazy, sir. That is crazy statement. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. color blind. Okay. Okay.
Speaker A
KTB team KTB team who's going to give the final minute. And this team choose going to give the final minute.
Speaker A
Can you please evidence? You haven't taken my evidence. Excuse me. Yes. Someone has their magnets on. Please turn off your magnets.
Speaker A
I think I got it. I think I got it. Okay. Okay. Since you are the suing party, you go first.
Speaker A
I can I can say, but you can as soon as the uh minute passes, I'm going to go up. Okay.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Go on. We should you you K. Okay. I do. Okay. Okay. Okay. 1 minute. Remember you have 1 minute.
Speaker A
Okay, we have a step. Okay, I had Wait, sorry. Sorry. No worries. Please. Yeah, just absolutely. Go ahead.
Speaker A
Okay. After our investigation with Via as the animal language expert as well, we found out that the Zapka frog also got Zapka and being a cat lover and still entering and breaking is against the QSMP rules.
Speaker A
And Katie was mourning her husband till he without even asking Katie about anything he stole the cats. Waking and entering is still one of the thing and stealing the cat is also a thing and if they don't want to say that's the
Speaker A
abuse because that's pleasure for them and I hope that sad Katy will be happy again after this this um what do you call like the monster gets behind the behind the bars and behind bars and Katie gets the
Speaker A
I didn't even ask for behind bars justice not sorry Katy gets the justice by the hands yeah no don't worry I wrote down I wrote down your your your Okay okay okay okay final statements please on this side
Speaker A
thank you thank you your judge lawyer will Gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, yes, thank you. Thank you. As you can see, this other team, the team of the cat abusers, as you can see, they don't have this solid evidence. And we have,
Speaker A
look at this video. They presented fake evidence. They they told you that it was a copy, but they actually presented an original picture. So, you can tell, well, it's very it's very sad, actually.
Speaker A
Actually um the cats are color blind. Okay. So just to let you that in mind, okay, the cats are are horlind and yeah the cats fake basement without ventilation and thank you so much guys for your time and
Speaker A
thank you your honor and goodbye. Thank you so much. Absolutely. W W. Okay. Very well done. Very well.
Speaker A
All right. All right. So, this is what we're going to do. We are going to have we are going to have to uh check in with the higher council. Yeah. A quick 5m minute recess while we review the evidence and you
Speaker A
will have a decision about this case very soon. I do have to say um thank you everyone for being respectful and remember that the matter of this case the result of this case does not define who you are as a person.
Speaker A
Of course. Yes, it does a little bit. I pull that out of my ass. I pulled that out of my ass. Okay.
Speaker A
Okay. I I will go to hire council now and I will be back in five minutes with the result.
Speaker A
Ryer, can we talk? Yes. Yes. Yes. Let's go. Let's go outside. You guys did good. You guys bodyguards, can we open the can we open the church? The church.
Speaker A
Are we need fresh air? We need fresh air just like K. Thank you guys.
Speaker A
Awful. I I Yeah, I know. You got this camera. Fresh air, please. TV. Oh, I need a free TV.
Speaker A
Dear guard, can we can we have a open door? Yeah. Me as a fresh air. I need fresh air. Not as not as the cat. Hey, I need to refresh the skin. Actually, wait.
Speaker A
Fresh air. Not not like the cats. Fresh air. Royer. Yes. Yes. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
Speaker A
Enjoy yourself. Royer Royer. I had fun. It was It was It was pretty pretty intense. It was pretty cool.
Speaker A
We We need to We need to stay professional, right? So, I will say professional.
Speaker A
Let's go. We Oh my. Iing love you, brother. Weing the only evidence we have my friend I [ __ ] love you. I willing learn Spanish just for you brother this I will justing say everything you know like no m you are the
Speaker A
Yes. You can call me PCO. You can you can slap me. You can Spanish.
Speaker A
Yeah. You say you say well let me let me just um you know F3 plus D because I don't see Aldo skin.
Speaker A
Yeah F3 plus I love you. I love you. I'm refreshing. I'm refreshing because I don't see your skin. I'm seeing red. Red Mo Studios.
Speaker A
Aldo. You You look beautiful. You look beautiful my friend. You look beautiful. Thank you. you do with your cat beautiful.
Speaker A
Everyone everyone everyone man, we got this. We are going to win. Aldo is funny. Madas just lies. Just evidence buddy. It was evidence.
Speaker A
We had an evidence in front of the japka camera. Easy. But no m easy.
Speaker A
If you don't win, this is a [ __ ] If I don't win, this is a still bad. I don't care. You know why? Because everyone knows we won. We don't give a, you know, it's about a reputation, not
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about the sentence. Reputation. And everyone on the court saw that we won. No. No m. No m.
Speaker A
Wow. Why? Why were you punching me? Why were you punching me, bro? You're so annoying. You're so annoying. You're so annoying. You're so annoying.
Speaker A
What? You [ __ ] why did you punch you? Weing destroyed it, right? Weing blasted dude.
Speaker A
Holy, dude, we blasted them. We are going to win, bro. Good job. Easy. Easy. Why did you My only question is what? What? What? What is it? Why why did you like you know say that you know go easy on her? What's your thought
Speaker A
process? Uh you know is in Poland we say she already lost. I I don't want to like you know be so harsh on her.
Speaker A
You just wanted to humiliate her only. It was you know what I you don't even care about the sentencing because aura is what matters. Everyone saw that I smashed you know so easy. No problem.
Speaker A
We did that. in the red, bro. Faris, good job, bro. What's happened? Easy. What happened? What happened? It was a win in court, you know.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. Easy. Easy. How are you going to celebrate? I will sing in freestyle.
Speaker A
Nice. Yeah. Easy. Good job. Easy. Everyone, do you think you're going to win, bro? I already won. What? What? What do you mean? I I already won. I already won.
Speaker A
Yeah, I already want just like that cockro like taking a break or something for Yeah. I mean we Yeah, there is a break and there is going to be a sentencing.
Speaker A
But you know what? I can be sentenced to jail. I I won anyways, you know, because Aura is what matters and the the result doesn't matter, you know. It's fine.
Speaker A
It's fine. But you know what's the fact? confident bro. They presented zero real evidence and we presented Wii and we presented on the camera security footage that she killed the cat and they present nada nothing, you know. So, we
Speaker A
want Bro, Loki, your your like lawyer is so cooking, bro. Royer was the best choice. People, you know what I will tell you? Paris.
Speaker A
People were laughing when I chose Royer. They said, "Oh my god, everyone picked Royer. We are cooked." I choose the best soldier there is. Where are the haters now? Royer and everyone. Easy case. No problem. Cockroach always wins. See, I I
Speaker A
took the the underdog, you know, like everyone has the judges. Oh, Isan will be the lawyer. Oh, Graph will be the lawyer. Var and everyone easy case you know easy easy yeah bro like like K can't catch a break
Speaker A
didn't you feel like mercy for her like she she lost Tomato and now mercy for her bro she builded a headquarters K look look three blocks shorter than mine come on like I cannot stop winning you know I love you, Huan. I actually love you.
Speaker A
I told you that I love you and you ignored me. Oh, I'm sorry, man. I'm I'm I'm too great. That was great.
Speaker A
Really, really, really, really thank you. Thank you. Thank you for your cat. No problem, Juan. this cat. You know, the only thing that matters is I won. No problem. Easy.
Speaker A
That's it, man. Easy. Boom. Boom. Boom. Big W. Everyone return. Okay. Oh. Yes, I missed you when we Oh, I miss you so much.
Speaker A
I missed you. Do you think I And now you're probably going to jail and we're have to miss each other again.
Speaker A
Yeah, always always a pleasure to see you. Always so good. I love you and I love you.
Speaker A
Everyone sit down. We're about to give the final the final. I know. I like the finale, so I'll stick around.
Speaker A
All right. This has been a very difficult court case. There's been very compelling evidence on both sides.
Speaker A
One of which I will say and I have to tell everyone if anyone's communities tries to hate on me because of my decision, I don't give a number one. And number two, I have to tell you, this case has very compelling
Speaker A
two literal you okay so you have admitted to stealing and this is not this is not means for objection it is simply the facts of this court you have literally admitted to stealing Katie's cats no actually no it wasn't a stealing
Speaker A
we admitted to set them free from the from opening saving I save I aditted to save the cats That is correct. Yes, that is correct. That is correct.
Speaker A
Okay, so this is what's going to happen. All right, listen up. And you're going to have to eat it up. I don't give a Yes.
Speaker A
You must return Katie's cats to her. Of course. Of course, you must return Katie's cats to her.
Speaker A
Katie, in a week's time, you must give the court evidence that the cats are being well taken care of, that they are in a safe space.
Speaker A
Love cats. Correct. Number two, everyone have to return the cats. We've also decided that while you don't have to make KDB a beacon, you do have to give her five free hat packs.
Speaker A
Absolutely. Absolutely. For for for setting them free. Yes. Absolutely. Of course. Yes. Okay, this has to come from Katie. Katie, you do have to build a gravestone for everyone's cat. As there is damning evidence that you killed it.
Speaker A
Now, the reason you're not going, the reason you're not being heavily punished for this, Katie, is because the cat was called the Federation.
Speaker A
You didn't do it. You most likely did not do it out of ill intent, as well as you did bring a damning testimony, which said you are a lover of cats.
Speaker A
clarify this. Is this true? This is true. Correct. Yes, this is true. You're on.
Speaker A
Okay. So, you do have to build a gravestone for everyone's cat. Um but you get to choose a creative direction of it.
Speaker A
Mhm. Okay. We actually want to mention it to be of course you will do so already.
Speaker A
You will do it to commemorate the plan, but you get to choose a creative direction.
Speaker A
Understood? Where, your honor? Uh, wherever he asks you to. Okay. Can I can I Your honor, can I can I say where maybe to for the record?
Speaker A
Yes, you can say where. You can tell. Can we make sure it's within within reasonable distance of spawn as Katie has a bad leg?
Speaker A
Of course. In a basement of a church. Yes. Okay. Your honor, the basement of the church is radiated. We have photos to confirm.
Speaker A
radiation. Well, the cop is dead already, so he doesn't listen. Listen, you must come to an agreement.
Speaker A
You both must come to an agreement on where it's going to be built. If you don't come to an agreement, then y'all will be punished.
Speaker A
Of course. Of course, your honor. Of course, you don't have to come into agreement. Please sit down. Please sit down, sir. Please sit down.
Speaker A
And lastly, And lastly, graph. Evan and Katie, you are both sentenced to 15 minutes of jail together in the same jail.
Speaker A
My pleasure. My pleasure. My pleasure. My pleasure. My pleasure. My pleasure. Can I come too? Can I come too?
Speaker A
No. My pleasure. In this time. In this time, the court trusts the court trust that you both will rehabilitate and crush the remaining beef that you have rehabilitation.
Speaker A
You will be time your differences. You are able to redeem this time today or any of the week. Uh that that works.
Speaker A
But it's 15 minutes of jail time. I can do it now. You settle your differences.
Speaker A
I can do it now. Katie, can you do it now? Checking my schedule. Yes, I can do it now.
Speaker A
Okay. So, we'll leave you to it. We're going to leave you to it. Uh, the Federation Guard can take care of the building of this. And well, that's a wrap. Good night, guys.
Speaker A
And that's a wrap. Good night. Thank you. That I did say. Thank you. There is a picture up here.
Speaker A
I will take this. Where are we going? Where are we going? The Federation. The Federation. The Federation.
Speaker A
Who won? Who won? Nice to meet you. Say the winner of this court case is is um is Katie. Most important.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Of course. Let's all Let's all wear a co a mask.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this is this is crazy. This is crazy. Your honor, everyone is a winner and everyone is a loser. There doesn't have to be sides.
Speaker A
Someone is attacking me in a courthouse. All I know I know all I know is the following. That you will have to spend 15 minutes in jail and you have to settle your differences. If you don't settle them, it'll be another 15
Speaker A
minutes. If you don't settle it then, then it'll be another 15 minutes. But where where where is the where's the prison? Where is the prison?
Speaker A
Can I join them? Kill him. I hate captain. I kill them all the time. Can I join them for Lord Almighty?
Speaker A
Foreign speech. Foreign speech. Yes. Where is the jail? What What's the procedure now? If you can tell me again, please.
Speaker A
You wait. You wait for Federation. We wait for Federation. Okay. Uh Royer Royer Royer Royer. Royer Royer. Where is Where is my Do good. What the [ __ ] am I supposed to do now?
Speaker A
Crashed. Okay. It's okay. It's okay. Yes, I'm looking forward to this time. Maybe we can rehabilitate, you know, after all these years.
Speaker A
Where are we supposed to go for this? Uh, we are waiting for feed. There we go.
Speaker A
I love you, Aldo. Where's you? Uh, he he here asleep. Asleep. I think he's waking up. You know, he fell asleep on the chair.
Speaker A
They broke him. Yeah. F. Nice corp case, Katie. Uh, Mr. Guard, are we following you for the for the prison? Yes. No. No. No. No. Corruption.
Speaker A
Correction. We need to be in a correction center. Corruption. We know that. Yes. He won because corruption.
Speaker A
North jacket on the backer. Royer, I already know. Come, come, come listen. I go with you. I go with you.
Speaker A
Listen, Royer. Royer, tell me. Tell me. Weinging won't listen to me. We have to deliver the cats to her, right? Of course, there will be like new cats, but then then listen, come.
Speaker A
She will listen listen. That's aing best week of our lives. Listen to me. She will have to send proof to judge that in in a week she's the cats are being happy, right? We will sabotage these cats for a whole week. Like we willing
Speaker A
drown them everything. I will photograph I will I will photograph everything. I will photograph everything. I will photograph everything.
Speaker A
So I will bring some random cats. I will name them just like cats before. And then for a whole week we going to sabotage these cats like steal them, kidnap them and we will photograph that the that Katie did not follow the judge
Speaker A
rules and the cats are not being well. Okay, everyone. Mhm. But can we agree the judge Quagiti just justing grab all what I said and put in his ass, you know?
Speaker A
Yes. But I understand Judge Quagiti. You know what? You know why in Poland we say admitted himself that the only solid evidence he saw was our recording at this statement. We already won. We already won. The sentencing doesn't
Speaker A
matter. It was actually there wasn't that much evidence because there there wasn't cameras like said Judge Quacki said only evidence I got is the recording.
Speaker A
It was just based on stories, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. It's fine.
Speaker A
It's fine. You know, cockroach always means anyway. I'm sorry, man. Like, like technically we we lose, man. I'm sorry. But in the real [ __ ] we won.
Speaker A
We only You know, you know we won. You know, we won. Yes. You know, we won.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You know, and also we won because she needs to build a garden.
Speaker A
Yes. You know. Yes. Yes. Yes. So, so it's okay, man. It's okay. No worries. No worries. That's that's how it it works, you know. The world works like this.
Speaker A
The world works like that. Yeah. I'm sorry, man. I'm so sorry. But then I am so happy, man. Because you are not going to jail for one week and you don't need to build anything.
Speaker A
Mhm. Yeah. Of course. Right. Yes. Okay. You actually you don't need to work. Katie needs needs needs to work.
Speaker A
No. So, it's basically right. Okay. I have to pay you. But how? Uh, I don't know, man. Oh, do you remember the [ __ ] you know, a stock from the jabka?
Speaker A
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. I need to you know. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It needs to be called. Okay. Okay. We will we will discuss it. But I have to go to jail for like 15 minutes, you know.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. I will be there. Okay. You need something. Maybe maybe you need something. Yeah. Look. Look at thising fake ass ass picture. Look, it was taken yesterday and and Judge Quagi just said, "Oh my god, this is facts.
Speaker A
What the like? This is crazy." Okay, we have to look Look at date. No, no, no. Look at Look at the [ __ ] date. Look at the date.
Speaker A
It was yesterday, right? Holy another picture. This is justing crazy. This is just crazy, my friend.
Speaker A
Wait, but I have to stand I have to be in in a jail, I think, right now. Let's check it out. Let's check it out.
Speaker A
Go to jail. Federation Guard, I I need to be in a jail for 15 minutes.
Speaker A
Yes. Or or or no, right? Or no. You know, my client doesn't need to be in jail right?
Speaker A
I'll let you know as soon as I'm ready. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. Bye-bye, papa. All right, papa. School teacher you hated the most.
Speaker A
Easy V. Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy. Cuz she hated her. By the way, then you won't.
Speaker A
Yeah. I just want to I just want to tell you uh good luck the the the the the next couple of hours, next couple of days recovering from such a L. I know.
Speaker A
I've I've never been there, but I can imagine it's a hard thing to do. So Oh, yeah. Good luck. Good luck with that, man.
Speaker A
Yeah, sure. The the time in jail will be really good. You know, the time in jail will be really really good.
Speaker A
Spending spend spending 15 minutes with Katie is worse than a death sentence, bro. Good luck.
Speaker A
Thank you. Thank you. Yep. Yep. Yep. Good luck. Well, a lot of good things start with a letter L, such as love.
Speaker A
Uh in Dutch we say l which means [ __ ] Mhm. Uh lea which also means love in Dutch.
Speaker A
So yeah man. Uh yeah. Good luck man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker A
I have a small piece by the way. Where is KTB? Huge. Where is KTB?
Speaker A
So I can't be Duncan Ming. I can't build anything except for the aircraft. Where are you?
Speaker A
Katie, where is the jail? Uh I'm What the [ __ ] Oh. Oh, Job has rats. Job's got rats.
Speaker A
Uh, I'm actually not too sure. Yeah. Like, what are we doing? Right. I actually don't know. I guess that we don't have to serve it. So, yeah, I guess. Right. It was a great It was a great court case, you know, Katie.
Speaker A
It was a great court case. You guys You guys did well. You presented great evidence and No, you you were great. You were great.
Speaker A
But we have to work on the outfit, you know. You know, my outfit. Yes. Your outfit.
Speaker A
Well, what we need to work on is those five hot bags, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess so. Let's get on that.
Speaker A
Yeah. Katie, right now. I love you. I love you. Come here. Come here. Come on. Victorious. Come on. Come on.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Your victories will come. Oh, your five hatbacks, right? Yes. That's what I'm saying. My five hatbacks. One, two, three, four, and five, please. No. No. I get to pick them. I get to pick them.
Speaker A
Hatbacks or hats? Yes. Hat backs. So So what do you mean pick them? One, two. I want one of each bag.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. And then I want I want two of the blue ones. No, you Okay. So, one So, two of blue ones and then one each, right?
Speaker A
Cuz I just There you go, Katie. In a in a in a package. In a package. In a package.
Speaker A
Thank you. No problem. Yeah. Yeah. Ping ball. Poor ping. Yes. Yes. What's happened, K? What's happened?
Speaker A
Um, wait. What's happening? Why is it closed? Oh, okay. I'm lagging. Oh, that's because of Faris, what happened?
Speaker A
Hello. Far, are we good? Are we good? Fis is dead. See what I got. Let's see what I got.
Speaker A
See what I got. See what I got. Oh. Let's see what I got. Let's see what I got, bro. I already have this one. If everything is like everything is good like y He's going to get me my cat.
Speaker A
And now I have no enemies. I'm actually a princess who has no enemies. Yeah. And I don't actually You are actually saint, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Of course.
Speaker A
Thank you. Thank you, Katie. I don't know where is this jail time, you know, because I have to I have to do something in 45 minutes.
Speaker A
So, we're like, hm. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Um, ask Judge Quacki. Let me see. Yeah.
Speaker A
Well, if it's going to not going to be ready in half an hour, then we can just do it another time, right? Right.
Speaker A
Yeah. I can't even message him. Yep. Let's go to the Let's go to the court, right?
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. Yes. After you finish, can you like uh come to see my store? I bet. What a lovely day, guys. What a lovely day. Actually, lovely day. Yep. Big W. Big W.
Speaker A
Look at this heat. Where are you? Value outside court. Can you repeat that a little bit nicer?
Speaker A
Okay. Where is Ash? I hope you guys still on PB. What team is there to be scared of?
Speaker A
Hello. I'm so confused. Why? Hi. Hi. Hello. What team? Why are you guys still doing PvP? I'm so confused. You trying to fight us?
Speaker A
Everyone. No. Everyone could benefit from getting better, you know. Yeah, but you can hold your own. Like everyone over here. Can't PvP for but he's one of genuinely one of the most powerful person I know on the server.
Speaker A
Wait, he can't? Easy. Of course I can PvP. Of course I can. What? No, he just can't. I'm not going to kill him. I was just curious.
Speaker A
Guys, it was so such a stressful thing. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay. Yep. Yep. I hear you, everyone. I hear both of you at this point.
Speaker A
Poor thing. You poor thing. I'm so sorry. Like, that's so sad. But we won. Everyone, you won. We won.
Speaker A
Everyone won. Yeah, I won. I won. I won. I did one. Well, okay. Can I be honest? It was a little strange that you were in her house. And then your evidence was like a picture of listen Iing this cat. I hang them on
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theinging arm. I made him spin toing vomit. But in the end she will be in jail with me and she has to build a grave. Who gives a about five hot bucks?
Speaker A
No one. No one. She wanted a beacon from me. No beacon. Easy. See this is the powerful. This is the power of cockroach.
Speaker A
Yeah. You're scaring me. I've never seen you like this. You know what? You don't need to PvP to be powerful, Tina.
Speaker A
What? Not Not even a little bit. That's not true. It's not true. We're not playing. We're not playing on money SMP. What are you talking about?
Speaker A
Okay. Oh, she's going to miss you. Everyone watch out. Nice. Nice. I survived. Easy.
Speaker A
Nice. You survived. Uh, easy. Tino. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah. Good job. Good job. No, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
Speaker A
No bullying. No bullying. You're fine. It's fine. It's fine, guys. It's fine. I'm sorry, everyone. You need some food.
Speaker A
You need Apology accepted. Apology accepted. No problem. How is it my fault? What the I said I'm sorry that I'm excited.
Speaker A
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Oh my. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. That's a minus. I saw it. I saw it, bro. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it.
Speaker A
What is happening, bro? I think don't try to kill. Hey, you you've been found. I've seen your missing posters literally everywhere.
Speaker A
Well, yes, I am back. Cena, have you missed me? Where are your pants? Well, I kind of found myself somewhere else, but I didn't find my pants. That's Dang, I found my We need to We need to Ash, we need to talk. Ash, we need to
Speaker A
talk. Ash, we need to duck. Ash, we need to talk. 15 minutes with Katie. Big deal, bro.
Speaker A
You got it. You got it. Ash listen. Yeah. Yeah. I am really happy that you sended the court case. But where are the dice?
Speaker A
Uh I have the farm uh and I'm working. I have all the red guy now. I just Okay. Oh, so we are actually farming because we have a deadline till Sunday.
Speaker A
You know, can we talk to my daughter and be like, "Hey, Ghosty, you know how your dad is always late? Um maybe you know you also understand that you know lateness runs in the family and then ask her for an
Speaker A
extension or I have to stay up all day tomorrow and grind this. Oh fine.
Speaker A
Or not tomorrow with Fortnite. The day after. Well you're not going to die everyone. You're not going to die. You're not going to die. You're not going to die. You're not going to die. It's fine.
Speaker A
Maximum Sunday. You know maximum Sunday. Sunday my time or your time? That's important. Bro, the difference is like two hours.
Speaker A
It doesn't matter. Are you from New Zealand or what? That it matters. No, it doesn't matter. It's like 2 hours. No, no worries.
Speaker A
What time is it? Midnight. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, like doesn't matter. Listen. Yeah. So, um H Okay, I'll we'll do what we Okay. Dyes me. All right. Everything else. Do you have it? Material check.
Speaker A
White D. I can get legit like today. Uh red I can get. Therefore, uh I just need a blue one to make purple.
Speaker A
Yeah. And and that's red and white is pink. Okay. Uh so it's just orange and then we'll be fine. We'll be fine.
Speaker A
I might be actually dead. I might be dead. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Speaker A
No, there is not much time. You know us. There is not much time for me.
Speaker A
Maybe you should have argued for unlimited die from KD as part of the court case.
Speaker A
Sorry. I'll do I don't know what to do. I I don't know what to do.
Speaker A
I have no idea what to do. I I mean maybe we can build a smaller altar, you know.
Speaker A
Oh yeah, we can. Honestly, we can. And we don't need to like Yeah, maybe we can build a smaller altar and then everything will be good, right?
Speaker A
Yes, exactly. H But this altar is so so beautiful that I don't think it it is going to be Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah. Let's just take a materials. It's fine. Okay. Let's just build a materials. Yeah. Everything will be fine. Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. She's she's a child. So, he doesn't need a full altar. You guys have a fun island. I wish the others were like you.
Speaker A
He genuinely thinks he's cooking with that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like, he genuinely thinks he's a lawyer. You know, that's actually that's actually hilarious.
Speaker A
Actual. The I'm telling you, the only reason for the court case is for Quacki to flex his law degree.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's the only reason in English. You're like, "Guys, um, actually, you don't do objections for uh initial uh statements." I wish the others who who are the others the the other islanders maybe I don't know other islands he's a
Speaker A
Federation puppet I knew it whatever is fed yeah bro and I'm still waiting for a 15 minutes of jail time I don't know you're never going to get 15 minutes of jail time yeah maybe right I have no idea
Speaker A
maybe we will h anyway alter I'll see what dies I can get if we don't get it in time we build a smaller altar and by Sunday whatever we have. We make it happen. You go alive. Ghosty comes back and says, "Wow,
Speaker A
you guys are so good." GG. Continue. You're the best. All right. All right. All right.
Speaker A
Done. So, prison, bro. If you want me to come to prison with you. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker A
No. I I I I just offered to be nice. I do not want to do that.
Speaker A
Extra dangerous as well. Will you be in in jail with me? You know, like the Will we be like aing jail mates or something?
Speaker A
I I I I take the upper bed, you know, because upper beds is Yeah, I I What do you mean?
Speaker A
I'm a I'm a convicted villain, you know. Excuse me. Yeah, you go you go lower bed, you know.
Speaker A
No, that that's just not going to happen. It has to it has to happen.
Speaker A
How about we both have our beds and then Katie sleeps on the floor? Simple.
Speaker A
M you're going to break the upper bed, bro. That's up. Damn. Okay. Uh I mean, right now I'm in like in this state where I don't know if I can do anything or just wait for jail time, you know? I'm just like
Speaker A
then the judge left. I guess you're fine. You're good. I guess I'm fine, right? Like who cares?
Speaker A
But there is someone there is there is a one guard, you know? So like I don't know. Maybe it's not happening at all.
Speaker A
I have an idea. Yeah, one second. I have an absolutely incredible idea. Okay. Um, one second. Don't even worry. I'm going to save you.
Speaker A
Okay. Sure. I'm going to save you. One second. Sir, bro, you're going to be All right. Boom. Easy. Easy. Everyone believes you now. All right. Happy freedom.
Speaker A
Happy freedom. Happy freedom. Everyone. Well, I did not do it, right? So, I did not do it. So, house mad.
Speaker A
Whole house mad. Whole [ __ ] house mad. So Kate is fuming, you know.
Speaker A
Holy [ __ ] But bro, it was actually a really quick case, right? Like an hour and a half, bro. That was that was actually Okay.
Speaker A
Yeah, it was. It was. Holy. That's like do unfortunately like What are we talking about?
Speaker A
Where were you? What? Well, hello. I can't hear you. Oh, hello. It looks like it didn't cancel, did it?
Speaker A
Yeah. Hello. Yeah. Hello. Oh, look at this little guy. Look at this little sucker.
Speaker A
I mean, yeah. Uh, sit. Sit. Please. Please sit. Please sit. So, who were you talking to last out there?
Speaker A
Uh listen listen Katie uh I want to tell you something you know. Yeah. Uh I would like to apologize to you.
Speaker A
Really? Really? Yeah. Sure. Because uh we are off record right now, right? We we are in jail. I did kidnap your your animals right?
Speaker A
Well, I know you kidnapped them. And uh That's okay. You know why I did it?
Speaker A
Because you hate me. No, because I actually like you. And this is what friends do.
Speaker A
A little pranks. Oh, was this a prank? Yeah. Wait, taking all of my cats was just a prank?
Speaker A
Yeah. You know that I wouldn't steal cats from someone I don't know. You know why?
Speaker A
Why? Because don't want to sit by that. Because I don't want to upset anyone.
Speaker A
But with you, I actually I actually enjoy uh spending time with you. I wanted to have a a court case because I know we would have fun, you know. In the end, it's just me, Cockroach, and Eric Kabe. Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker A
Wow. Wait, I have a question for you. Sure. Server your sentence of 15 menus and you will be free. Good luck.
Speaker A
Okay. Thank you. Thank you, Captain Obvious. Wow. Are you actually insulting Kokura? Yes. I don't give a about him.
Speaker A
So, wow. Yeah. Look at him. I I I I don't know her. I don't know her.
Speaker A
Yeah, he knows me and he agrees. He's just not man enough to say it.
Speaker A
Whoa. Whoa. I mean, I'm just on the prison in prison cell with her, you know. I don't know her. So, sorry. O yeah, I'm friendly.
Speaker A
Oh VG both get 15 more minutes now. Well, congratulations, Katie. Congratulations. Just stay silent next time.
Speaker A
Keep it up and you get more. Mr. Kukura, we are We a We apologize. We apologize. We apologize.
Speaker A
Everyone has an ad. 15 more minutes. Now my sponsorship is ruined. Congratulations. 45 minutes in total.
Speaker A
I'm not staying here for 45 minutes. Then apologize. Say sorry. Sorry. Okay. Cuckoo. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker A
Say how sorry you are. Really? I'm so [ __ ] sorry, Cuckoo. Seriously, please. Would you please accept the apology?
Speaker A
Please, we we can be friends. We can do agree. Thank you, Kokuro. Is he going to sit there the whole time or?
Speaker A
Yeah, I actually feel like, you know, uncomfortable. I know. One of my workers will release you in 45 minutes.
Speaker A
Thank you. You are so stupid. I don't know. Like what? What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? Actually, what the is wrong with you?
Speaker A
Look, look, look. He's just joking. He's dead ass. Just joking. Okay, then where is he?
Speaker A
I mean, I'm not staying in here for 45 minutes. I got I mean, look. Check.
Speaker A
Yeah. So, what are we go? Don't do it. Oh my god. Yeah. Mame. Congratulations.
Speaker A
I'm in that. I'm in prison. Kurucha. I'm in prison. Kukurucha. I'm in prison all the time. I I I I don't want to be linked with her.
Speaker A
Yeah. Trouble. Having trouble. Kukurucha. I I'm I'm peacefully staying here. I don't want to be linked with her.
Speaker A
I am sitting in my jails. I got you. Mhm. Thank you. I mean, do you got me like what is I'm having? Like I better have Oh my god. You will be actually in uh Isolatka consult within one man.
Speaker A
Oh wow. Bestie bestie. They can't do that to me. I mean clearly clearly see how much room I will have. Look at this.
Speaker A
You talk I mean you want to talk about no ventilation like that's look at that.
Speaker A
Oh my god. That that is that is new your new home. Oh, solitary dog. Not solitary.
Speaker A
Good luck. [ __ ] Good luck. Kashka. I mean, this is taking a minute to build it. So, Kashka.
Speaker A
Anyways, what were we what were we talking about? Oh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my. Yeah. Push me to the back.
Speaker A
Okay, bestie. Where were you? You are so stupid. It's It's actually twerk. First person at work. Where'd he go? Where'd he go, bro? It's actually sad. What's happening?
Speaker A
Sad. Yeah, he's looking at us. Oh. Oh, hello. Yeah. Uh Katie. Yeah. Uh so I'm actually grateful, you know. I'm actually grateful that we can spend this time together.
Speaker A
You and me. You and me, right? So, what should we Was that actually your cat in the Federation? Come on, be honest. This is honesty. This is honesty hour. I brought honesty. There's nobody here.
Speaker A
Technically, I brought the cat, but the federation member uh named him because I had a federation guard right on Japka and I wanted to make friends with him. So, I brought him a cat from exact place I brought your cats, you
Speaker A
know, from the village and he to uh brought a name tag and named him Federation. So, technically he's cut but on my Japka and I brought the cat. So, technically 50/50, you know.
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. Whoopsies for killing that. I know why it was an accident. I didn't mean to joke.
Speaker A
You know what happened to one of your cats that's missing? If it's honesty hour. Yeah. Uh he he he drowned.
Speaker A
Well, which one? Uh Kylie or Kyle. Yeah. You know what happened? I wanted to hang him on a Death Star on the regime, right?
Speaker A
It's a girl. Yeah, it's a girl. Okay. Uh, so I wanted to hang her on the Death Star, but I needed to build a bridges, you know.
Speaker A
And the cat went on the water under the bridge and drowned. Only thing I heard was Yeah. Okay.
Speaker A
So, technically he decided to like end it all, you know. Yeah. Rest in peace, Kylie.
Speaker A
She not. Yeah. Kyle. I [ __ ] It's Kyle. Like the man. No, it was Kylie. It was Kylie.
Speaker A
Kylie. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It was somebody gifted 50 subs for that cat, by the way. So, and now the cat is dead. Can I answer whispers in jail or are we like uh No, you can. You can.
Speaker A
I can. Mhm. Yeah. Jail or Yeah. So Oh, something is being built. Oh. Oh, the camera. Yeah. Uh oh. Well, then can we even be honest at all?
Speaker A
Wait. Uh uh. Tell again. Say again. Where were you on February 1st? Why do you ask?
Speaker A
I don't know because that was part of our evidence in court was where you were on February 1st. And I actually don't really know.
Speaker A
Um this is actually a sad day. Because on that day the limusin drove to my home.
Speaker A
Yep. And they took me to when I So basically even like when they said then I you know Yeah.
Speaker A
Damn. Damn. All right. That makes sense. That makes sense. Wow. I'm actually s so sad right now.
Speaker A
We will spend the time in prison until eternity. You know because you know what happen? You know what will happen in 45 minutes.
Speaker A
Yeah. They going to ask you if you are rehabilitated or something and you will say some stupid and it will be extended again.
Speaker A
Let's practice. Okay. I'm a kukurucha. Okay. Hello. Are you rehabilitated? But no. 45ing years extended.
Speaker A
Do it again. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hello. Are you rehabilitated? Oh my gosh. Yes. Cuckaroo. I felt so much better.
Speaker A
Please release me, please. I learned so much. Cuckoo. Okay. See, the delays are part of the lore. Oh, the dust just true. That's true.
Speaker A
You may go now. Okay. Was that a good Was that better? Yeah, I guess. Oh my god. I guess.
Speaker A
There you go. Wait. Wait. Can you go? Can you go that way? What? What? Oh, no. No, you can't. Okay.
Speaker A
Uh oh. What? I destroyed the plushie. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
Speaker A
It's fine. It's fine. Put it back. Yeah. Yeah. I put it back. I put it back. So, Katie, what are you up to?
Speaker A
Hello. Um, yeah. Sorry. Just a little distracted by youring chair. What's wrong with it?
Speaker A
Ignore it. What am I up to? What am I up to? Just business and business and business and business. Just trying to find my husband really.
Speaker A
Okay, sure. That was my only goal. You know that I will stay here until tomorrow. Actually, will you?
Speaker A
Yeah. Because in 20 minutes I will be sleeping on this floor. On this very floor? Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Will you watch over me like you know guard me? Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Of course. Let's see what happens when uh Kukarucho comes back. How much? How much more do we have? 10 minutes.
Speaker A
Uh no. We have uh 40 No, 35 minutes. Yeah. 35 minutes more. I got a question for you.
Speaker A
Yeah, sure. What's in your church basement, buddy? Oh, Graph told everyone. Radiation, why is that down there?
Speaker A
I have no idea. Maybe he put it down there, you know. I have no idea. I didn't know I have radiation.
Speaker A
I guess it's not on I guess it's not honesty hour, I guess. Okay. I did some dark rituals and it appeared there.
Speaker A
H. And what happens if you touch it? Okay, so you didn't believe that graph put the radiation there. But when I said I did some dark magic, now you believe me. Oh, now it's honesty hour, right?
Speaker A
Why would the Why would Graph put [ __ ] in your Why would I do some dark magic? Am I aing Harry Potter?
Speaker A
Yes, you are Harry. Oh, I am a Harry Potter. You are a Harry Potter.
Speaker A
I am a Harry Potter. Awesome. Yes, you're Harry Potter. Oh my god. I cannot with you. I actually cannot with you. You know what rituals are you trying to do? Bring my husband back.
Speaker A
[ __ ] no. [ __ ] your husband. I wanted to bring back uh Ash's daughter.
Speaker A
Bro, come on. Bring back my hobby. Who cares about Ash's daughter? Katie, I will be honest with you.
Speaker A
Yeah, you deserve better than him. You deserve better. No. Yes. No. Yes, you do. He is so good to me. He is so good to me and he loves me so much.
Speaker A
Even at my ugliest and my worst days, he loves me. Listen. Listen. The only thing he said is was this.
Speaker A
Wait. What the What the What the Yeah. Report this to the judge that I am animal abuser.
Speaker A
No, I'm not going back to court again. I'm never suing anybody again. Why do you have this cardboard box on your head?
Speaker A
Uh, it's just cuz I'm I'm embarrassed that I'm in prison cuz I'm a good person.
Speaker A
How can you win the case but still be in prison? Yeah. So, you didn't win the case.
Speaker A
Because you are in prison. But then why am I here? It makes no sense. Yeah, because you did not win.
Speaker A
Corrupt. We did not win. Yeah. Well, then why do I have Katie? I have to tell you something.
Speaker A
It is honestly our right. Yes. Well, I thought it was, but listen, I am actually dying. I will tell you this.
Speaker A
I have only four days to live. I did some dark magic and now I have to pay the price.
Speaker A
I have to build something really big otherwise I will be dead and I'm not kidding.
Speaker A
You are the only one you and us that know this. I resurrected his daughter and the ghost of his daughter told me that everything comes with consequences and I have time until Sunday to build her a big altar underneath the church
Speaker A
otherwise. Oh my god. I was muted for that wholeing time. I was muted for that whole time.
Speaker A
Oh, I thought you are just like living the moment I guess. Yeah, I thought I thought this is my moment to shine, you know. I guess not. Okay.
Speaker A
No, no, no, no. I was not giving you the moment to shine at all. I was trying to figure out why the I was muted.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. So, I'm So, you have 4 days to live. Yes. Sorry. I'm trying to I'm trying to read.
Speaker A
And you have to build something for Ash's daughter. And who told you you only have four days?
Speaker A
The ghost. What ghost? Where? Oh mying god. Are you following the story? I resurrected his daughter. His daughter is a ghost.
Speaker A
I wasing muted trying to figure it out. I'm sorry. Muted like you. You couldn't hear me.
Speaker A
No, like I was trying to unmute and I wasn't listening. Oh mying god. And this No, I have no idea. No it.
Speaker A
Start one from four days and let's do it again. Go. I don't even remember. So what do you know? Tell me the story. Tell me the story for from your point of view.
Speaker A
Katie, I have four days to live. That's it. I'm not done. Okay. And I have to I have to build something if I want to survive.
Speaker A
Iing killed Ash's daughter and I came back as a ghost and I have to build some [ __ ] if I want to live something like that.
Speaker A
Do I sound that bad with this accent? Okay, that's okay. I will speak in Polish then. [ __ ] it.
Speaker A
No, I can't see subtitles. No no no no. So, you know, so you know pretty much the whole story. Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah. I have to build an altar otherwise I will be dead. Well, just build it. That seems simple.
Speaker A
Simple easy. Just build it. Yeah, just build it. It doesn't seem doesn't seem that hard.
Speaker A
Just build it. You know how much materials do I evening need? like 27 stacks of leaves.
Speaker A
Will you help me, Krie? To gather some materials. Okay, sure. Yeah, no problem. I didn't I didn't expect you to to help me, you know.
Speaker A
Tell me all the things that you needed. Let me see. Um. Mhm. I don't have my checklist on me, but the list is really long.
Speaker A
What's in it for me? You I will be alive. So, you will have your friend.
Speaker A
Ash has the checklist because I gave him I just need pretty much everything I get is just is just you being here.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. Yes. We would be free by the way at this time if you didn't insult Kukura right. Do you do you see how we actually needed this moment right now?
Speaker A
Yeah. I mean but now it it can be over. So I actually helped us I'm going to need I'm going to need more. I'm going to need more than than that.
Speaker A
Sure. Like what? Don't even say beacon because I don't have a beacon. You showed me a beacon.
Speaker A
It wasn't mine. It wasn't mine. I need two things. Okay. Free Japka hats. You got Japka hats already. Can't you hear?
Speaker A
How much? How much more? 10 packs. Okay. But the yellow hats. Yellow packs. No, I need two of every pack. Eight packs. Two of every pack.
Speaker A
I need three things. If you will bring me every material. Listen, there is no it's going to it's going to take me four days. You're going to die.
Speaker A
Please, Krie. I'm not joking. I might die. I might die. Listen to me. I need eight packs.
Speaker A
I need you to pledge your loyalty to me. And I need you to get someing oil for your chair.
Speaker A
Listen to me, Katie. The oil won't do anything in this situation. We are I thought you are my bestie and my presence will be the the ultimate reward. But I guess I'm worth less than a hats. Will hats ever help you? Will
Speaker A
hats prank you? Will hats insult you? No, I will. So what is worth more? Some [ __ ] hats or me? Help me survive for your mental health. I'm not going to answer the question.
Speaker A
Wait, what do you mean by that? Well, I don't want I don't want you to know. I just listen. I really enjoy the hats. Okay, just know.
Speaker A
Are you even my bestie at this point? Ash is helping me. Bestie? Are you even my bestie? Yeah, bestie.
Speaker A
Am I even your bestie? Yeah. How do you I don't know. I don't even know because I just need three simple things and I will help you and I will be of I will be so much help to you. I will gather
Speaker A
leaves. Whatever you need, I'll be putting them in chest. Boom. Boom. Boom. Okay. I will help you. I appreciate Ash as well. And I would love to save his daughter.
Speaker A
You know what, Katie? If you don't want to help me and you just want to see me die, then it's fine. You know what we say in Poland?
Speaker A
True friends we meet in poverty and I am in a state of poverty right now and Ash is helping me and you want to steal the hats from me. That says a lot, you know, about our relationship, about your
Speaker A
intentions, about everything, you know. It's fine. It's I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.
Speaker A
Well, I thought my bestie could get me just eight hats for some help. Eight hat bags for some help.
Speaker A
But for what help? You You didn't specify. I need like 13 pages of items.
Speaker A
How much pages How many pages can you actually fulfill? Well, I have I don't know what's on the list.
Speaker A
Well, just blind guess, you know. How many pages? What does it look like? What does it look like?
Speaker A
Five stacks of wood, 10 stacks of iron. Like, you know, just a usual. Easy stuff. Easy stuff. It's a lot.
Speaker A
Okay. So, I need you to fulfill 10 pages out of 13 for the hats.
Speaker A
Everyone, I have I in your best interest in your best interest like you do not want me doing that. You willing die.
Speaker A
Katie, I thought you are Katab, but you are actually interest and that's okay. But I'm trying to save you.
Speaker A
Yes. If you leave 10 pages up to me, you will be dead. What the I just saw on the announcements.
Speaker A
We need to reschedule Fortnite because the server will be closed. Will be closing. Wait, check the announcements.
Speaker A
I will check it myself. chat opening live stream making several big announcements live. We may go live and react to on stream that's on Sunday though.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. So what does that have to do with tomorrow? Because maybe we can play Fortnite on Saturday, right? So we can we cannot So then we won't miss I won't be here on Saturday. I want Oh, you want me there? Okay. Okay. I
Speaker A
see. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Wait, then I have one day less. I'm even moreed because I cannot do it on Saturday.
Speaker A
I mean, we could do it on Friday or something, but graph has trivia. Wait, I'm dead.
Speaker A
Well, I will build you a grave. No, I'm actually dead. My cat's back. Wait, I am actually dead.
Speaker A
This is really bad because you're going to die. I have to go in 6 minutes.
Speaker A
On Friday, there is trivia and then the server is off. Saturday it's not on.
Speaker A
I am I'm actually dead. Oh, I mean I have tomorrow after Fortnite. Will you d draw a laura for me?
Speaker A
When you before you die or after you die? Although after I die on my funeral, you know.
Speaker A
Of course. Of course. I am [ __ ] dying. When did they want it on? They wanted it on Saturday.
Speaker A
On Sunday. The Sunday is the deadline. So, but Sunday is the deadline. But if the Sunday will be like if the Saturday will be off, then I have time until Friday.
Speaker A
Yeah. So, you actually are losing like two days. Wait. Right. So, you have tomorrow and only Friday. And tomorrow was supposed to be Fortnite. I am [ __ ] dead. It's fine. It's fine. You know why? Because cockroach is will live
Speaker A
anyways. And maybe the the maybe the daughter is just bluffing, you know. Maybe she won't kill me.
Speaker A
No, realistically it needs to be extended by two days. Realistically her I pray I will pray tomorrow.
Speaker A
[ __ ] much. I will pray. Are you still there? Oh, yeah. Sorry. Uh, yeah. I will I will just pray, you know.
Speaker A
I will I will I will like, you know, you're going to pray and ask for an extension?
Speaker A
Yeah, for like two days, right? Because I lose two days, so I need two days.
Speaker A
Okay. And you think she's going to accept that? No. House prison. Who texted you that Schlatt?
Speaker A
Where did you talk to her at? In the church. In a church. But that's that's messed up. I like have my stuff and then woo doo, you know, like that's it's it's not like you go to to her
Speaker A
house and like hello, I want to speak with you. It's like a ritual, you know?
Speaker A
That's [ __ ] up. Everything is [ __ ] up. Right, right, right, right, right. Damn.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's not really much time with honestly unless you get everybody's help, you might be cooked to be honest with you.
Speaker A
So, I just realized how is it. Yeah. And you can't do it right now. So, no.
Speaker A
Now I have to leave in 2 minutes actually and sleep in this prison. Holy.
Speaker A
I'll watch over you. Thanks, bestie. You're welcome, bestie. I'll try my best to help you, but really pray hard for that extension.
Speaker A
Holy. Yeah. Yeah. I mean if you will go to church and pray then yeah maybe it will happen you know because they told me that I mean not they the the the daughter that wait did she say I have
Speaker A
seven days or I have time until Sunday I think she said seven days but if we are all asleep then the day didn't actually pass you know so maybe by default it's 2 days extended because no one will be you know we are
Speaker A
we are going to be frozen in time actually right? Technically, it helps you sleep at night because in in role play, what the does it mean that the server will be disabled?
Speaker A
It it doesn't like it cannot be explained, right? So, if the server is disabled, then we are frozen in time.
Speaker A
Sunday will be Friday or something. I have no idea. Oh, one hour after the Wow. Yeah.
Speaker A
Um so I don't know what they told you. Katina is all right. I I I have to I have to sleep in the in the in in this prison cell.
Speaker A
Holy. Bye-bye. Wait, but Monday is my day off. Oh mying god. I cannot that. Hello. Hello, Federation Guard. I need to sleep in this cell because I need to be Hello.
Speaker A
See, that was that was I was How did they spend it? Uh we we spend it really well, you know.
Speaker A
Oh, yes, we are ready. Are we free? Thank you. Perfect. Hey, I'm here too.
Speaker A
It's time for them to be free for the moment. Oh, thank you. A perfect timing.
Speaker A
Thank you. Uh uh thank you. Thank you. Federation Guard Katie Orvoir. Now I'm going to die.
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