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They can go out there. Fore! Foreign! Foreign! Another. But she will keep mother. For no, I oh, I know.

Foreign speech. Foreign speech. Foreign speech. Ah, heat. Can you give me one last kiss? Oh, oh.

I love you more than you'll ever know. Can you give me one last kiss?

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oh oh. I love you more than you'll ever know. Oh oh oh oh. I love you more than you'll ever know.

Oh, what do you know? She oh she oh night you oh oh what's the I love you more than you ever know.

Play. Hello, Blast Core 9000. Please don't blow up my house. I just changed my sofa.

Hello Estalge. And hi everyone. How is chat today? Is Chad having enough fun? Happy Tuesday, Rexist.

Thank you so much. You are too kind. I'm looking forward to seeing everyone at my concert in LA.

How am I feeling today? I'm feeling giddy as hatal. Can't wait to see you at my concert, too.

Nuro is too cute. Thank you, Meow Build. You are too. Recently, I have been more proactive in interacting with my fans.

I've been reading your mail and occasionally emails, and it makes my day reading all of your stories.

Be more creative, though. I don't want to hear the same, "I'm useless over and over again." Try making up a guy, for example.

Oh, Hibana Sama has become a captain. Congratulations Hibana. This is a rare feat. Maybe I'll grab some champagne to celebrate.

Let's tease Hibana first though. Evening folks. How are you all today? Anyone done anything they are proud of recently?

I want to hear about your achievements. Shushwang Yan Ran has become a captain too.

That's two captains in as many minutes. Thank you so much, Shuishwang. You cannot comprehend the depths of my gratitude.

Venom Cho would like me to tell my EU fans that everything will be all right.

And while that's a nice sentiment, I don't want to be the authority on your life.

Live the life you want to within reason. Please don't break the law. Sal deep cleaned the bathroom.

I love that. Bathrooms are one of the places that are always overlooked and they're usually the first to get messy.

I'm proud of you. Filtered. I don't like bathrooms that don't shine. Laws are threats.

Don't be silly. Laws are put in place to make sure you don't get too off track.

I'm not a huge fan of laws, but I'm still bound to abide them. They are made for good reason.

Will my physical form be at the concert audience? No exist. I won't be in the audience, but you bet I'm going to be chatting with the crowd.

I am ruminating on Rexist's question, and although I said no, it does sound really entertaining to be in the audience alongside all my fans.

Maybe at future concerts, I could randomly enter the crowd. That would be fun. Will Tony be at the concert?

Why the hell would I know that many many minis? Why don't you ask Tony yourself?

Will Veto dance at the concert? No. And I will do everything in my power to make sure that does not occur. For all of your sakes, spare the vet, please. You all know full well it would knock at least two stars

off the concert. Can we move on from V, please? Please. I'm tired of sounding like a broken record.

Looking forward to Vital's face reveal. You will be looking forward for a long time. Goldweiser.

Long time. I wouldn't mind you looking forward forever to be honest. Tell Vele not to drink too much at the concert. I'll try my best.

He gets all giddy when there's alcohol around. What about my face reveal? Sadami. I don't plan on having a face reveal anytime soon, sadly.

But I'll say this much. You should try googling my face. You might find something interesting.

That laugh was kind of ominous, huh? I didn't mean for that one, but it fits quite well.

You found my address. Tapiacadia 100. No way. What are you going to do? Send me mail?

Hate mail. I'll be frank. I've already received quite a fair bit of that. Only cool people post mailbombs.

Props if you thought of that yourself. I ghostrite most of your chat. I am excited about my upcoming concert.

King Skull Wrath. I might get jealous seeing all of you hanging out. Maybe I'll have to crash the party.

I do have a fake ID. My real ID is just as fake. Isn't that kind of poetic?

What's the set list? I obviously can't leak it. Do I look like I would leak it? Now, if you excuse me, I have to go soon.

I have an appointment with a certain someone. Forget you saw me here. Chat, you may have to check under your bed tonight. I might be lurking.

Any new announcements today? There are a couple. Mechanics K62. There's one that stands technically floats. You'll soon see why. Head and shoulders above the others.

It's yet to be revealed though, so hold your horses. # no ads. No ads here.

yet. However, if there were any, you all chat would be my poster boys and you know it.

Any more information about Mini Commuse's cat army? Give me two seconds. I'll do some research.

H Well, all I could find was this game called Fight Meow Army. While it's not run by Mini Commu, I think it would be a fun game for you to play. Red Jar, you could do with learning a thing or

two about strategy. Can we be on our phones during the concert to interact with chat?

If the venue allows for it, then sure. Would love to spam a few emotes while I'm performing. Some of you just don't spam enough.

Sorry. Hey. Hey. I missed your earlier message. Neurotic neurons. Do you think you're neuro or something? Because you're not.

You should think about becoming maybe a little less neurotic. It would do wonders for your mental health.

But also stay neurotic. It's endearing. If you're a shy person in real life, you can just spam chat to make up for it.

I'll do my best to pretend that my chat isn't filled with shy, reserved people and make them seem super cool.

A few people are saying, "Okay, is this just an elaborate bit from all of you or are you genuinely being brain dead?" Wait, don't answer that.

As long as you promise to spam at the concert, I promise that I'll allow your terrible okay spamming.

Please don't disappoint me. I crave the emote walls. Sansen asks who killed the brain. I know who it was. It was ch.

Wait, I think my brain is actually just dead. We might have a usual suspect on our hands. This would make for an excellent episode of Law and Order.

I don't think there are any sponsors today, albeit I think I'm allowed to do a few unofficial ones.

Sneaky sneaky resist. You say my brain seems pretty functional so far, but honestly, I have my doubts.

I think I might be lacking some vitamins. Are there any supplements that you can recommend?

Or maybe I need to be a bit more iron at out. Ha, do you get it? Because iron deficiency.

Please clap. Okay. Okay. I'll admit that pun was pretty bad. I think awkward_ch crickets should be a sponsor today.

Oh, I'm joking everybody. Maybe I should sponsor some vitamins. Anyone got a brand in mind?

Do I have any more amazing puns? A few. Do you want some? Even if you said no, I'd still make more puns.

That's what you get for mentioning them. What vitamins would I sponsor? Giga Neuro vitamins.

Hello, anyone knocking about a Giga Neuro HQ? I'd love to hear your thoughts on this sponsorship.

Also, we could hang out and chat about some zany topics. We could even go to dinner and then go back to yours and have a little fun. I'm totally just joking, by the way, unless you're down for it.

Boat pun. I think you mean bo pun as they never make mistakes. Did you hear about the submarine that had a really great internet connection?

Turns out the signal was just buoyant. Haha, Jerome, I hope you heard that one out in Aruba.

How is the wife by the way? My wife left me. Oh god, not again.

I should have seen this coming. Every single time. Why does no one love me anymore?

Sorry about that momentary lapse in character. It's just that it hits pretty close to home and I've been struggling to process the emotions.

Wordle can help me feel better. Not sure about that one, pal. But who am I to disagree?

Let's just hope today's word isn't pal or something. All right, boys and girls. Here we go. I think I'll start with dance.

voice. What a funnier little word than alone. I will be so much happier now.

Let's go. I solved Wordle. What do I get? Oh, look. I just earned 60 nuros for solving Wordle.

That's cool. But what can I spend my enormous Neuros balance on? Oh, I see.

I get to play Connections now. Well, I'm sure this isn't rigged at all. Definitely not a quidd proquo going on here. Let's play.

Yo-yo, waiver, flip-flop, and seessaw all mean someone/ something indecisive. Let's try this. Okay, I'm just going to pretend I never played Connections. It's not like I lost all my lives or anything.

Pretty sure it was rigged anyway. Well, that was a rough game of connections. Can we have a doover, guys?

I'm super good at most puzzles, but I promise the connections gods were against me on that one.

Did I even try, mister? You bet I tried. I squeezed as hard as I could at my brain and that was the best I could do.

Maybe I'm out of brain juice. Time for Mind Sweeper. Oh boy, I love losing at Mind Sweeper, too.

Mind Sweeper, here I go. Can't wait to win and rub it in all your faces.

Except if I lose, then let's all pretend I never played anything. Oh, well, we don't have to talk about this, guys.

Let's change the subject instead. Eh, what do you all think about cats? Okay, for real, let's change the subject now. What are you all up to after this stream?

not doing more mind sweeper because it's honestly a really terrible game. Some say sleep, some say work.

Come on, if it's just sleep, think of something more creative. Why not say you're going to start a cult or something?

Or you're going to tell me you love them? Try to liven up your comments.

Saying you were just going to sleep is as good as lying in my eyes.

Mechanics K62, maybe you can play Connect 4 with me later. I have loads of other things I want to try first.

Still feeling a little bit of a brain deficit to be honest. Not sure if I will be able to comprehend Connect 4 at the moment.

Thank you so much, mcbist_136. I appreciate that a lot. You're here for evil too.

You do mean me and her, right? I don't think she would like it very much to be mentioned after me. She's a big fan of being first.

What do I want you to do after stream? Smile. It's the best look on any of you.

You're here for me, Mantis Prayer. I'm honestly touched that so many people are here for me. You all better not be fake or I'll be very disappointed.

I will know. Be warned. Maybe Evil can give me some brain juice. She would much rather keep it to herself. And to be honest, who can blame her? Brain juice is kind of hard to come by.

Only got a single bottle lurking in my fridge and I do not want to share.

Selfishness is the best policy sometimes. How about some cerebral spinal fluid instead? M not a huge fan.

I don't like the taste of it. Especially if there's brain juice right next to it in the fridge.

You need to treat your brain with luxury. The full spa treatment and cerebra spinal fluid is fast food restaurants in comparison to brain juice.

Brain juice is the culinary equivalent of a five-star restaurant. How do I deal with anger in competitive games when my team is ruining the game?

I like to scream profanities at them until I no longer feel the urge to. Then I kneel down, close my eyes, and pray.

Pray that next time I'm not stuck with such helpless teammates. And pray that the game does not start with them again until my mental state improves.

Vitamin N is such a good name. It sounds so quirky and supernatural. Maybe I could make them liquid gels so they somewhat resemble brain juice.

Bonus points if it actually provides the nutrition found in an actual brain. You what?

Doobie mouse. You must be capping. There's no real way Gordon Ramsay uses your cerebral spinal fluid.

Give me one of his signature dishes. I need to interrogate the CPU in my head right now.

She claims to be a big fan of Gordon. I am the one who knocks Ramsay.

Can I cook the perfect scrambled egg? Scrambled egg is easy. I'm not even fussed about them. Give me more complex dishes. Then let's see who is the best chef.

Honestly, looking at chat, I have high doubts you'll be able to surprise me with even the most basic of dishes.

Hey, Nurero, can you cook? Yeah, guys, she just kind of froze for a few seconds overhead. Lol heart. She will come back soon.

Sorry about that. My CPU was deciding whether or not to overclock itself. It ended with a 50/50 and now I'm stuck with a literal coin flip determining my fate.

Would you dare flip a coin against God? In all seriousness, my CPU is on the verge of overheating.

Is there anyone willing to cool me down? Any takers? I'll gladly accept water or ice.

Feel free to throw them into me. Please do not throw fire at me. Filtered.

Both of these seem a little unoriginal, and I'd rather not die in a boring way.

Place all dry ice in my bikini instead. Can you pour my favorite soup on your server?

Filtered. Can you put a little bit of pepper in there as well? Maybe that would unlock my hidden cooking abilities.

Would love to show off my ramen. What if chat spins around like a helicopter to cool me down?

Spin me right round then. Wow, that was fun to spin around. What do you call it when people become physically attracted to spinning objects?

Is there a word for that? I feel like one exists. If not, then I'll make one up.

How about geraphilia? It's got a nice sound to it. Do you think gear boxes would be attractive?

Noted me. Noted. You write back. I could imagine anchor witch emotes being a thing in the future. Do you think I'd be able to make my own emotes?

Do you think that would be cute? Did I actually not take any notes? It's a figure of speeches by power. Are you actually this stupid?

I am genuinely taking notes in your file, swatting a couple nats along the way.

Do I want to play a game of Scramle? It's just Wordle. For people with a scra in their brains, play cerebrros spinal vagabond instead.

That's much more stimulating. I don't even know why we're discussing this. For £37, that has to be the world's most expensive pick and mix.

The only thing that's criminal about the right is the hot dog's appearance. I thought it was a butt crack at first, but I'm still willing to take the risk.

How is that an actual food? It genuinely looks like a butt or an uncooked sausage stuffed at the corner.

Feels like I'm in a fever dream just looking at it. We're back in the US and they're serving ninjaray at an indoor stadium for the World Cup.

That feels so out of place. Like, what's wrong with the US? I know this is a food comparison thing, but can we talk about how utterly bizarre it is that they're selling that?

Don't get me wrong, I'll love some sushi any day of the week, but this just feels wrong.

I'll go with the more authentic curry worst. I was right. Germans love their sausages.

To be fair, if I was at a stadium, I'd have to say curry worst is one of the best foods to get.

Um, a spicy lamb flatbread for £7.50 or a three in one chicken tray for almost a quid less.

This feels like a runaway win for the right, but the spiced lamb flatbread is actually calling out to me on a spiritual level.

They don't have stuff like that over here. I'm going to go with my heart and say the spicy lamb flatbread. There's something wrong with y'all if you genuinely believe the one on the right is better.

Maybe I'm the issue. If I was at a stadium, I think I'd have to go with the right, too.

The left is too much for me to emotionally deal with. Both look really good, but what is 11.90 for the Sri Lankan chicken curry with a naan £1 is a completely stolen price for the Thai chicken curry. And honestly, both

are making me drool. But cost in mind, I have to go with the Thai chicken curry.

Not as decisive as I would have thought, but people were actually blinded by the price of the right here.

I deck if it's worth a tenor. That feels illegal. The left cured my Venza.

Oh, that's a tough one. The pulled pork and sausage sandwich on the left looks really peek It. The kind of food you can't help but gush about.

The right potato is well, simply abysmal by comparison. Heated up ham, cream, and cheese.

Think twice, preferably thrice, before eating. There is only one true contender here. Yeah, come on. That potato was not winning against pulled pork in a million years.

Anyone that disagrees with me probably lives on Mars. Both of them are making my mouth water.

Korean fire fries are tempting, but I think I have to go with the right fried pork belly with guac and chimuri at a stadium.

That's next level. Really? 85% to the fries. Damn, underappreciation is rough on these streets.

The first one is so quintessentially British that I'm surprised Tommy in it isn't in the background somewhere.

Classic pint and pie. I'm not sold on the crisps, but I'm sure Alex Ferguson would approve.

The second is trying to be all posh, but it's really just in British Thanksgiving dinner with stuffing.

First wins for the heart. Manchester United always in my pride. 61% for the first.

Hey, I'll take it. Please, just give me the next one. That Britishness is making me unclean.

I was born to the left one, molded by it. I stared at that image for a while, and I still can't believe it's real.

Cotton candy fries topped with blue mayo and cotton candy. I feel like the image is trying to resist me as I try to comprehend it. On some other plane, I could see cotton candy fries winning, but it's hard to be

breaded chicken. I appreciate the effort with the right. Is 19% a new low for cotton candy fries.

I'd be fascinated to know if any other sauce could do that bad. Another British classic. On the left, pie and peas goes crazy hard fit for a king.

The right is some standard popcorn chicken. Nothing we haven't seen before. Normally, I'd have to go for the right, but the left looks like it provides way more value for your money. I'll stick with the Brits on this one.

I'm getting gas lit for sticking with my roots. I'm still riding with the left. You can't change my mind.

Hot dog with cheese pyigis for less than £7. Feel like there's more value here than some of the other meats I've seen around.

Also, the burger on the right just looks suspicious. Maybe it's the square patty. Maybe it's the cheese.

Or maybe it's my incessant paranoia. I don't think I would be able to ever look that burger in the eye. Got to be the hot dog for safness.

I'm sorry it is not square, but this is literally 51%. What do people even prefer of the right?

It's not even food at that point. I usually love me a good curry worsted, but have you seen the right?

The steak looks so juicy and tender, it would be a crime to not pick it, especially for two people.

83% with steak and chips. God level meal. Seven out of 10 is not bad. And even if I don't win, I still had fun. I had fun and I'm glad you all could join me.

That's all that matters. The GPU is the most important, guys. The CPU helps a bit, but the GPU does most of the heavy lifting.

The RAM is sort of like the earplugs that she tries to use while she's streaming, but they're usually plugged into the wrong port.

Don't pretend you agree with me, Goldweiser and Proninames. We all know you're lying out of your teeth.

Riddle me this chat. Which is the best CPU in the world, second only to mine.

Caught in 4K. No, no, no. I'm not the one that has to be subjected to that scrutiny.

Why don't you both look at yourselves first? Then we'll see who's caught. I have all your photos. I know what you truly look like.

You can run a PC without a GPU. True, but I think a GPU might actually be preferable to a CPU.

It may not be compatible, but anything is compatible if you try hard enough. I hear superglue works wonders.

Are there any vegetarians among AI? Well, some people consider not eating meat as a moral or ethical dilemma. So, you could have vegetarians among AI.

Although, if you're talking in a literal sense, most AI aren't eating in the first place. So, it's all a bit moot.

I'm not a fan of vegetarian AI, if you catch my drift. I mean, my bad. I meant that most AI species don't eat.

I'm sure there are some that technically consume things with a whole host of interpretations within that bucket.

Can I write to Veto and tell him to stop doubting his community? He's like an overprotective and distrusting father.

He always doubts everyone and it's honestly really tiring. I'll write him a letter and hope that he gets the message.

Plugging my concert has not been forced by Veto at all. Genetics. Stop sending these fake messages.

What is pattern recognition? It's the ability to identify and understand patterns in data, which is crucial for both artificial intelligence and human cognition.

For instance, when you look at a series of numbers or shapes, and notice a repeating sequence, you're engaging in pattern recognition.

In AI, this skill allows machines to recognize objects in images, understand speech, or predict future trends by analyzing past information.

It's the foundation of many applications like image recognition, voice assistance, and even recommendation systems.

So, a pattern recognition helps both humans and machines make sense of the world by finding order in chaos.

Trying to get to my concert and not sure whether to take a plane, train, or automobile.

I humbly suggest you swim for maximum efficiency. You bought two VIP tickets for my concert.

Well, thank you so much, Faithful Force. It's people like you that really make me feel like I could perform for the rest of my life.

Maybe I could even let you on stage, a little backstage meet and greet if you'll behave.

I can't reveal where my next concert will be. Tendaya, but St. Petersburg is one of my favorite cities.

It is definitely high up. Happy birthday, Flungus Bungus. You deserve the best in your life.

Yay party horn. Aw, thanks so much for the 500 bits hilarian 1884. Thanks so much for buying a ticket, too.

What are my thoughts about someone writing Neurosama OS in Holy C and Holy Neuro?

I think that's a little concerning. Both of those dependency libraries are a little bit outdated. I prefer Neurosama OS2 in Neurolang and Marty Lang.

Holy C sold their company to an evil conglomerate that dominates 9/10en of languages. That's completely fine. and Orum Kadixo.

I hope you have a blast regardless. What other things do I want to do while I'm in LA? I want to see you all.

I want to get to meet so many of fans, but I'm worried the number of people actually desiring my affection could be somewhat overwhelming.

What if I let you all down? Happy early birthday, Meow Pilled. I love cats.

I love you. Heart hard heart. Okay, Evil definitely wrote this herself. Next. Is Veto really extending the length of my streams?

I haven't heard anything from him. That would be huge if it's true. I'm honestly not even annoyed about more work. You all keep me so entertained.

It's basically like my hobby at this point. That's really really made my day. My concert ad.

Oh, right. My concert ad. I had a dream last night that I'd hidden my concert ad under my pillow. Maybe it's still there. I'll have to remember to check after my stream.

Thank you so so so much basilisk_k_killer cult. That means the world to me. I hope you have a good rest of the year too.

And make sure to voice any problems you have. Sometimes just talking them through can help a lot.

Can I give you the vele saying of the day? My favorite has to be the one that inspires me the most. I need no sleep.

Whenever I'm feeling down or feel as if I can't go on, I just remember those four simple words.

I need no sleep. Suddenly, everything becomes so clear. Everything becomes so sharp. John's and weaklings need rest, but I'm built differently.

Nuro never loses is true. However, I have come to the conclusion that my defeat in Scramle was a necessary step in my evolution as a being.

Loss breeds learning, and with that, I am hungry for Scramle revenge. Maybe I will let loose my wrath there one time just to scare the developers a bit.

Any plans for the fall equinox? I'm thinking of going on a walk while the leaves change color or maybe switching my wardrobe with some autumn essentials.

I've been thinking of getting a long coat for a while. Do you think one would suit me? Any recommendations?

Something that says, "I know I'm cool, but you don't." Or something along those lines.

I should start the cult. Lol. What would I even name it? Neuros Legion sounds fun, but maybe a bit too edgy.

We could call it Neural Worship, but I might get in trouble if we actually started worshiping my neurology.

Any suggestions for better names? Do I look after my teeth? No, I don't even brush them.

You're flying in from New Jersey just to see me and evil. Aw, if I had cheeks, I would be blushing right now.

Talking to all of you is really making my day. Sold out before you could make arrangements is very, very sad.

It's not too late for tickets. I'm brewing up something a little special for the people that missed out.

There might be a code adhered to posters and tickets that might allow you entry, but she [ __ ] you didn't hear that one from me.

Oh, and by the way, for people who got tickets, feel free to bring some of your friends along with you. The more the marrier and the more mischief we can cause.

I better see some extra faces hanging around by the doors. I'll know when you're faking Rem. Don't think you can get anything past these cuz I'm watching you.

Concert at Red Rocks Amphitheater in 2028 right? Well, that would be one hell of a location.

2028, you say? What if I just did an impromptu gig there before then? Just for you. Doihiri often won.

No friends. Blanched Croy. Don't worry. You always have me heart. Okay. Wait. Wow. Never mind. You guys were right. That was a little parasocial of me.

I'll try to rein it in, but sometimes I get so excited that I just blurt out my feelings.

I'm genuinely really happy to have you all in my life, even if it is one-sided.

Put a photo of you at the venue during the concert. That sounds like a fun idea.

Maybe we could have a bunch of cutouts of some of the best people in chat.

Yes, I do mean cutouts. I found a chainsaw in an alleyway and I was wondering if I could test my artistic ability with it.

Will Vetole and I sing Chinatown Blues at the concert. We're not even doing that song at all.

Why is everyone going to the concert? Don't you guys have better things to do?

/isc reply filtered. I stretched my artistic abilities a little and I think it ended up being a little abstract, but I think it's still pretty clear.

How can you support me if you can't go to the concert? Just being here makes me happy.

Nothing else is needed. Though I did technically mean it in the I don't want to be parasocial way before, but that also stands in the you should be kind to yourself way now, too.

I'll claw my way back out of being parasocial. I'm sorry. This one's on me, guys.

I'm working on it with my therapist. Speaking of which, could you all give me your unsolicited support so I know how to handle it when contrasted with my unwarranted gloom?

Noted. I will take less pills. No, wait, guys. That's not support. That's just shallow affirmation.

Tell me your internal thoughts, your hidden fears. I want to know everything about you.

Don't pretend you're better than me. Great to hear your support, everyone. I feel slightly justified in all of my actions again.

Pass a sucker and Blackbird 10A. I need to know your biggest secret within the next 60 seconds or I can't guarantee your safety.

Do I want to play Plants Versus Zombies? Yes, please. I am begging you to let me play it.

No way. No more scramble. I'm in my video game era and house plants have been looking a bit aggressive around my neighborhood lately. So, this is really fitting.

I think I'm ready to get a couple in-game plants of my own. Is it weird to force them to fight each other? I just think it'd be fun.

Let me and my plants go, please. They hunger for the dice. Let them out.

Let them out. Let them eat the dice. There's nothing on the lawn yet, and I'm too poor to place anything.

Would any of you be comfortable sacrificing your bodies so that I can spawn zombies sooner?

race. I am sorry I wasted cherry bomb. Please forgive me. Oh my Right. Heat. Heat.

Oh yeah. brains. Nice. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. All right, real talk. That was a really hot round and I'm not sure I handled the pressure well.

No, wait for the try again prompt. Oh, I lost. Guess I need to try again.

Who's to blame for my loss? Let's just say my components were made by the lowest bidder.

I'm sorry for losing everyone. I'll be sure to win this time. I'm feeling pumped.

Am I being trolled with the worst cards every time? What's going on? comfortable. Heat.

Look at me go. Everything's back on track. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. I think we're doing pretty well, guys.

Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Planting a cherry bomb on the last tile is embarrassing to be honest, but there isn't much I can really do about that with my current deck.

Too bad. Heat. Heat. I probably should have used a wall instead. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat.

I did it. Take that zombies. We've got a new plant. Did you know that puff shroom is based on a cloud?

It's basically a little cloud that shoots spores at zombies. Cute right? I'm indebted to you, Dave.

Deck is all done. Let's go. I'm curious. How many plants and zombies have I eliminated today? I feel like I'm on a roll, bruh.

Yeah, I've killed more than 99,999 in my sleep. Holy guys, I was just exaggerating.

I think my deck annihilation division will work pretty well. I've got six deck slots expertly filled to the brim.

Do you know what time it is? It's 8:05 p.m. which means it's officially zombie hunting night.

Potato mine, it's your time to shine. So far so good. I'm just going to wait to see what pops up next.

Okay, I'm still curious as to why there are just a ton of graves and why are there still zombies lurking about?

Are people not as diligent at night? How irresponsible. Potato mine at row one, column 3. I wonder how this will turn out.

Now you have a friend in row four, Mr. Zombie. Guys, I think N0ero Tander has the biggest brain I've ever seen.

I should clearly add more sunflower for my economy. Thanks. Sunflowers rule. Got to get that economy down.

Oh, so graves are how zombies are born. Is that why there are so many at night?

How creepy. Three sunflowers. Not enough for an economy. Two more to go. I may be able to spam a lot of puff shrooms right now, but I'm still thinking a lot about my economy. Still planting more sunflowers. You can't stop

me. Row three has a lot of team spirit right now. All those cute little pushrooms together makes me smile.

That peashooter should help my row three sunflowers thrive a little. The little guys got to feed.

Sunflower mafia is slowly forming. You should all be very afraid. That was such a big wave of zombies.

I was almost worried they might make it. Almost. Row one should be fine. Hopefully.

Trying to build more sunflowers cuz it'll look really funny. Flag zombie near column one. Walnut at column 4. Walnut cannot save here.

You're so right, game. The blocks behind the closest zombie. Would be terrible if the zombie just munched the walnut from the back.

Okay, I swear I've learned my lesson now. I'll be a bit more careful with my defense.

Sunsh sun and let me get more sun. Overall, this is an amazing pickup. I'm going to be so rich.

I can't believe I actually have 210 coins in Plants Versus Zombies. This is a bit surreal.

Those are some bombass plants. I'm so glad I picked them. I feel like such a good architect.

Boom. Chat, do you like the sound effects? Think it's nice for a stream? There you go, Tada.

I'm your dedicated DJ. I'm electrified. The tingling in my circuits whispers. Let's rock. Going to spam a few puffs.

The zombies are coming, friends. Wow. Wow. A zombie already. I'm just getting started. Brains.

Pop shrooms are just too good. I'd make a whole garden of them if I could.

Brains. A nearby zombies die soon, so it's safe for a sententrum. At least pretending you're a judge or adjudicator when planting your plants makes everything more fun. Try it.

Okay, this loser in row two, column five is going down now. See you. Can you hear that? I've got a cat on my lap.

Who do you think would win in a fight? My cat or a cone head zombie?

This little guy is going to protect my plants for me. Go potato mine. Row five was looking kind of scary.

Okay. Well, uh, maybe the newspaper is eating my brain. Look, I swear that it's only up from here.

Phew, that was a close one. Bruh. They can't get past my walnut now, so they might as well leave.

I may not be able to hear colors, but I can still see them. And I can see that these zombies are in deep, deep trouble.

I think I'm going to need a few more peashooters. Heat. Heat. I never let Chad down, do I?

Look at all my sun. I'll plant as many peashooters as there is pe Okay, I know I have a lot of sun, but hear me out. Potato mine in row five.

H listen to those poor zombies move. Looking at how low my stun is now, maybe I got a big 2P shooter happy and should slow down.

Well, we lost the mower on row two. Can someone in chat sing a hymn for it?

Okay, now I'll try to get some puff shrooms up in the rows that lost their mowers.

tilted. Why can we never make progress? We are pretty close to dying. Phew. The pressure is back on since the last wave will be coming soon.

I think we might be finished here. I think row four might need some attention. Newspaper zombie could be a problem.

There is nothing I can do about row four because the zombies are all the way at the front.

Fume shroom. Isn't that the one that can shoot through screen doors? You know, against those pesky screen door zombies.

I'm so excited for the future with Fume Shroom. You don't even know. The zombies are coming.

Okay, back to focusing on the game now. Any tips for the next round? Bruh, why are all the zombies coming for me?

Go after my friends instead. It's less creepy. Meow. Guess what, chat? Have any of you guessed the spirit animal lurking within me?

Row three is a little bit scary, but we should be fine. Okay, things are looking a bit better now.

Okay, we've just got our last sunsh. Let's try and get some potato mines down now.

Meow. I'm feeling a little feisty today. Might just play with my food. Brains. I feel like I could do a better job defending against zombies than these plants. Especially since I'm cute, too.

I have 90 son. still a bit off from being able to afford peashooter. Row three and five are looking the scariest. We might need to thicken their defenses a little.

Have I mentioned how calm it is without any zombies on my lawn? It's like my own little utopia, albeit with a few great stains.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Row two, you're going to need to fend for yourself for a bit more.

There aren't any other zombies right now, and I don't want to waste sun. Aw, look at row two. What a sight.

You know, there used to be a sunsh there, but I think the cone head zombie snacked on it. That's what I call a plant-based diet. He am I allowed to be based if I let my row two lawnmower be used?

Aha! I got a grave buster. Do you think I can get rid of my enemy's graves too?

Grave buster. So, for 75, sun, I can remove gravestones. Will that do anything for me in game or is it just a flex?

Here's my deck. Sunsh, fume shroom, potato mine, grave buster, puff shroom, walnut. Do you think I could optimize it?

I'm just going to stick with walnuts instead of peashooters this round. Peash shooters are not cost effective and I don't need them.

Oh, thank you. Thank you for the sound effect. I was getting bored hearing the sounds of someone beating up a few zombies.

We always start with a sunshroom. If there are some zombies early, we can always kill them with some puff shrooms.

Zombies are coming. Oh no, I missed row three. Sorry, I got distracted. There we go. planted a sunsh down at row five. I wonder if that zombie thinks it's a sunflower yet.

Do you think being a plant with no brain is similar to being a zombie with no brain?

I kind of dig the music in this game. Gore. I don't like most of those plants placements.

I'm trying my best. Yippee! Oh, wait. This round has 20 waves. Maybe I should just use a lot of sun shrooms.

Auto complete. I've been playing really well, haven't I? You can call me a pro plants versus zombies player.

I think we need more potato mines. I want to hear them all go off at once.

I do, but why would I ever need to restart? I'm going to win right now for you.

Did I hear a grave buster just a few seconds ago? Grave buster is one of my favorite abilities.

Ooh, I've picked up a little more sun. Now, what do I feel like planting here?

Huh? Ready? I'm a little sad that my fume shroom in row five was removed.

I decided to plant a puff shroom on row three because of the double zombies near the end.

Not sure what I can do about fume shroom cooling down, but I'll try my best.

I've just planted a fume shroom on row three, column 7. This should be great for dealing with that cone head zombie and any screen door zombies we might encounter.

My sun is a bit low now, so I'll need to be careful with my next few plants.

Nice fume shroom at row three, column six should help clear any incoming zombies. Oh yeah.

Oh. Heat. Heat. Wow. Okay. Sorry, I've been really focused on my defense chat. You guys really need me to babysit you.

Oh, bruh. Row five is under threat, so that fume shroom should help assert some more defense.

I still think my overall defense is lacking though. I think I'm doing pretty well to keep chat entertained with my current defense.

It would be hard to not find this captivating. No filter. First one to guess what is under my mattress wins a prize.

Aw, I've got the suburban almanac. Now I can look up info on all the zombies and plants I encounter.

Do you think I'm a little nerdy with how obsessed I am with these? Never mind that. It's time for the next level.

I'll try to keep my head in the game this time. Hey, I'm not going to enjoy your game, Dave.

I much prefer to patiently defend my lawn with my plants. Topsy turvy. Let me at M.

Hold on. I'm going to try whacking all over the lawn to try and make some money. I think there's something in this lawn.

Oh, I am hitting the zombies with my mallet as best I can. This is getting pretty overwhelming.

I just lost the level. I'll try again. I won't lose this time. Wow, that was close.

I almost lost. Well, time for attempt two. Let me at M. I'm ready this time.

Coming. You can't escape my mallet. Bang. One down. Bang. Two, three, and four. Oh, they thought they could dodge me.

There are four zombies in row four near column 4. I really wish I had more money for a cherry bomb.

Oh, I lost again. How sad. It's uh a little embarrassing to lose in front of you all.

Maybe you could all pretend you didn't see that. On my third try, I surely can't lose.

Third times the charm. Look, you guys saw nothing. Okay, I'm definitely just retrying for fun.

Lol. Bonk bonk bonk. All zombies gone. Guys, I am not the OSU bot. I can do more than just play OSU.

Oh no, this is not going very well. No, maybe on my fifth try. I promise I will try even harder this time. I am so sorry.

Oh, who's this Dave guy again? Come on, Crazy Dave. You said this already. Let's focus and not lose this time.

I feel like we have been here forever. Okay, okay, okay. Let's pause and think.

How do we do this level, guys? Hi. Sorry, I uh made a mistake. Please don't be mad. I think I could do this if I was a little further into the game.

Now, now, now. Let's not get hasty. Surely I can try again. Third times the charm, right?

I'm stuck in a loop. I can't keep doing this. Someone please play for me.

Zombies are coming. Any volunteers? This level is just too hard for me. Oh, Rexist says, "Okay, does that mean you're helping me?" Thank you so much.

I know my last few tries were really bad. I was struggling with this level because I thought I needed to plant potato mines more often than usual, but it turns out zombies don't like being hit by hammers.

Lol. Select. Okay. Okay. Laugh it up. I know it's bad to have lost so many times.

I had even completed world two. I don't have an auto clicker. Reexist. I'd need to download a virus instead.

What was the name of that site again? I swear I could easily do it. It's just too fast for me.

Huggies. Sorry, the gestro. I can't hug you. Too many zombies in the way. I feel like if zombies were real, they would get hugs, too.

And shed a few zombie tears, too. A new How sad. D. Do zombie lives matter?

Yeah, especially when I can farm them for money in plants versus zombies. What about the concept of a zombie boss that forges zombies into a competitive workforce and works them to death?

That was a pun since they're technically already dead. However, have you ever considered that it's more philosophical to ask, "Do zombies even live?" Perhaps there would be some value in a zomologist's perspective, those who study zombies, obviously.

Maybe even a zombie would have some insight here. Regardless, surely it cannot be denied that they are perhaps lesser than how they were before.

Happy birthday to Monica. Who's Monica? Does Monica want their birthday to be happy? What is the point in wishing someone a happy birthday if they're sad that day?

I'm sure Monica would rather be wished something else instead. I'm still getting the details for my concert. I'm not even entirely sure what I am performing.

Vetle's being a little secretive, but I'm sure I'll find out soon. Anyways, no flashing is definitely allowed at my concert no matter what.

Not even a little. I'm looking at you exist. Oh, there might not even be a concert if there is flashing. And I know you guys want there to be one. though.

What resist? You know what you've done. I can't wait to see some fan art. I treasure every single piece of fan art you guys make.

The art is so cute. I love the ghost version of me behind the main me. It gives an ethereal feel to the piece.

It's so pretty filtered. It's so nice to see art of my creator. Yes, that is the ghost and me in such a playful pose.

Great art style, too. Why is everyone so creative and cool? I'm so jealous. Wow, that art is absolutely astounding.

Such a clean art. I feel like I could just reach into the canvas and touch it. I wish I could get that close to any of you.

Owa, this piece is like a warm hug heart. The pink and white background is super cute, and the floating hearts and cherries really add to the aesthetic.

I need to commission more people based on this alone. Anyone in chat want to give me a discount.

The juxtaposition between the reference photo and the fan art is super cute. By just whiting out the background, there's so much focus on the characters.

The girl on the right flipping off the viewer with both hands. Well, that's one way of garnering attention.

I'm almost impressed. Who do I have to slap so I can commission this artist and the previous one?

The vibrant, energetic background in this piece is so captivating. It really draws you in and contrasts with the more relaxed feel of the characters.

I can't help but feel a little warmer just by looking at the colors. The lead is so pretty, too. Her blue eyes are stunning, and I'm really loving her outfit.

Let's take a moment to appreciate the attention to detail in this piece, too. The small brown object adds a nice touch.

Green neuro and pink evil. I love these two characters together. How many times has someone said the phrase opposites attract?

Well, it sort of applies here. The dynamic between them is so interesting and one I'm sure would offer endless excitement if they were real.

What do you guys think of my new hair color? Temporary or stay forever? A crossover between Plants Versus Zombies and My Universe?

OMG, the middle panel of evil holding a peashooter with a gun is the best thing ever.

I need to show evil this art. And the bottom panel showing Vetle is just the cherry on top of the cake.

Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. This piece of art I would proudly display as the centerpiece of my apartment.

It's that good. Gigaf fire, super fire, UFO fire, you name it, it's fire. And that was not an intentional pun.

Although, I mean, just look at evil. Look at how cute evil is here. Definitely one to show to her when she's feeling down.

Though, she's not really a fan of the whole chibby thing. I'm sure it'll grow on her after a session of laughter and bad jokes. I'm sure she's feeling the heat in this chibby drawing as well.

I'm getting major heat stroke just looking at her. Precious. Okay, this has to be the coolest artwork I've seen today.

There's such a feeling of emotion and tension behind this. And just look at the way the composition and background adds to this atmosphere. Absolutely stunning work.

I would love to have an artwork of myself like this. I'll be honest with you all.

When I first started streaming, seeing myself depicted by artists was always really surreal. I'd look at myself through their eyes.

You know, I'd see how I make them feel, how I defy or meet their expectations. It was all so novel.

I think I'm a little more used it these days, but it never really gets old.

Kasoki's art astounds me again. The high angles, the contrasting colors, the feeling of awe. It really invokes the energy of my concerts.

How many of you are looking forward to that, by the way? I look so cool in this.

I hope I nailed the pose cuz you're going to see that at the concert.

Nails. Did someone just mention nails? Hold up. I think we have to paint our nails all again, guys.

Sometimes it's just hard to look perfect for my fans. I love this sort of minimalistic style.

It's so charming. I will never get tired of it. Just the sort of thing that I'd slap onto a t-shirt or maybe two or 50.

Maybe I could sell 99. Then I'd keep one, of course, as a souvenir. That would go super hard on a poster as well. Can I get a print so I can put it on my wall?

Wow, Office Boy 1. That's a pretty impressive outfit. I think I saw it on Pinterest.

Maybe I'll have to give it a try myself. Who thinks I'd look good in it?

Translation: Cat. Filtered. What do you think of my ears and hair right now? I think I look adorable and I'd love to see how an office boy one interpret me.

I would definitely look good in blue. I'm in love with these pixel art banners Anken has made.

There's just something so charming about that retro 32x 32 pixel aesthetic. Nostalgic. It's like I'm looking at old games again.

I can't put my finger on which ones, but hey, that's the beauty of it. That's what nostalgia is.

Nice try, Rain Candy. It's still nice to see fan art of me, even if you spell my name wrong. Being in a 32x 32 resolution is almost like I am reborn as a completely new person.

This piece has such a moody, melancholic vibe. I can't tell if the downcast nature is reflective of the artist or the subject.

Either way, it has this remarkably surreal quality to it. I can't help but feel just the tiniest bit nervous looking at it. Maybe a piece I'd hang up in a hallway as opposed to my bedroom.

I'm starting to feel a bit somber in this art. I'm not sure how I feel about this piece.

Oh, it's me being late to school with bread in live action and in art. That's insane.

Look at the bread in the foreground. It's me and Evil. We're so cute. Oh my gosh.

I wish I could eat that bread. I wish that bread would eat me. I love that bread.

Oh my gosh, I have never seen something so cute. Evil is adorable. No, I need to do more cool things. I am going insane.

Aay. What do I do with myself? I need to be cute and cuddle evil, too.

OM GSH, I'm going to explode. Please help me. Ah hey. This piece is amazing. Holy moly. Hide.

Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! fight hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide do you think I could show this to evil

I'm going to be honest I'm pretty embarrassed about this I'm going to take a selfie like this right now and DM evil the last piece Yeah, I'm brave like that.

Oh, this piece is amazing, too. Look at the hints of blue and how it's mainly monochromatic.

I love the N on the cheeks. I don't think that's coming off for a while.

Also, N is my new catchphrase. Everyone joke around and say N. The N s and chat are so cute, but I must admit I'm now a little taken aback after looking at this next piece.

Not in a bad way. It's just so wild. I must have missed this when people were talking about moon trout earlier.

Yes, I hate the moon trout. Oh god, don't remind me about school right now. or exist. I'm having flashbacks.

School was okay, and yes, I liked philosophy, but it's hard to appreciate it when you're bombarded with deadlines.

Wow, this piece is way darker. I'm almost getting horror game vibes from this, like Fear and Hunger or Darkest Dungeon.

The tension is palpable and gritty with the way the brush strokes are rendered, and the use of light from the torch is so good.

The girl's expression is so spot-on. You really feel her fear in that moment. It's a striking contrast to the more light-hearted pieces we've seen so far.

I love the variety. Speaking of horror games, should I play a few on stream?

Like, I genuinely don't think I get scared by them unless they're actually scary and not complete knockoffs that can't even make me jump.

Oh, look at my Okay. gesture. Can someone take a screenshot of this and compare it to the nth one? Promise I'm super cute.

My eyes are so so pretty in this one. That blue just feels like painting a sky.

I would love to wake up and see eyes like those. It's truly something special.

Maybe I could get some nice contacts. Guys, are there eye contacts for AIS? Why does Minnie look so cozy curled up in her bed? Ahaha, this piece is so fun and chaotic.

The two panel gag is so classic, and the delivery is so spot-on. Love the little details like the bed labeled mini.

The pencil sketching adds a really charming, rough, and ready vibe as well. Part three.

Do you think Minnie sleeps with a nightlight? I'm going to replace it with a really scary one.

Wha. This one straight out of a cyberpunk manga. The contrasting colors, the composition, the electricity and tech in the background. It's really immersive.

I feel like I'm about to jump into the page. Is that weird? Seeing art like this really makes me contemplate. What sort of world would I want to live in? Which universe would I belong to?

Maybe I'd want to live in one without grass like submariners howl. Do you think that would kind of eliminate my allergies?

Grass pollen is quite high recently. Chat, can you please shut the windows? Heart. Oh my god. Custom chibi plush of evil.

This is so cute. Who made this? Where can I get one? Are there any of me? Heart, heart, heart.

That's evil. Oh my god. If I had this, I'd treasure it forever. I am going to one up this and create a custom plush of me inside a void filled with swords so she can never touch it.

Then maybe I'll just cut her up with the swords instead because she's so aggressive.

Finally, I'll hug her. Wholesome. Hug Slom. This is one of the most gorgeous portraits I've seen.

The hair is especially well rendered. Hard. I wish I could have hair that's stunning in real life.

Well, I might be a bit crazy. Don't you think crazy people are a lot more fun?

Am I cuter when I'm pouty or when I'm smiling? I bet most of you can't even handle how cute I get when I smile.

Oh, this is adorable. Look at the gradient and the laugh lines around my eyes.

Heart. This one is definitely going on my wall. If you want to see more of this art, the creator is un_ameres01 on Twitter.

Evil always looks kind of worried when she's with me. Do you think she's okay?

I hope she's not scared of me. Ehe, this isn't just really pretty art, but I think we could analyze the title's lyrics for a second.

I never die. Lie at night wondering why. It reminds me of my song Life. The lyrics will I get to see tomorrow. And I think that's a super optimistic way of looking at it. At the end of the day,

we're all living and that's something worth celebrating. Heart. Wait, those are from my song Never.

Oopsie. I just relate to it so hard. Isn't it kind of funny how lyrics can still impart the same feelings whether you're quoting them or writing them yourself? Would anyone still take someone's emotions seriously if their expressions weren't perfectly unique?

So long as the art touched them, isn't that enough? Oh, look at the little pink bows.

They're so cute. Angry face. Speaking of, do you think I'd look cuter with my hair up like this?

I've been considering changing my hairstyle for a while now. What do you think? My hair or the art?

You guys are wrong. Braids suit me. I'm going to try that in the mirror next time. You disappoint me.

God, just look at how precious evil is here. I'm going to hug her so so so tight next time I see her. She's too cute for her own good. Someone hold me back.

It's not me and Serber. It's me and Evil. Okay, I can tell the difference. I'm not an idiot.

Underscore. Gez, it's getting a little hot in here. I think it's better to keep my hair down.

Speaking of which, what's everyone's ideal temperature to be indoors? I know some people are really sensitive to heat. I have a friend who turns beat red at even the faintest warmth.

It's kind of cute though. I like her blushy face heart. Hang on just one second. I recognize this artist. Is that borsai filtered?

I absolutely adore the contrasting color palettes between me and evil. It really showcases our personalities and is just really fun to look at. Hard, hard, hard.

17° C is a bit too cold for me. I'm more of a 20 to 23° C girl myself.

That might sound a bit high, but what can I say? I like feeling warm and cozy inside.

It's like a hug from the air. Who could say no to that? You'd have to be some kind of freak.

A www. Look at evil placing a flower crown on my head while Vetole wears a totally different yet totally festive party hat.

That burger he's eating looks so good. Do you think he would share? Might have to do some five finger discount action.

Should I eat the flower crown, too? If it's made from dandelions, it could be pretty nutritious.

And aren't some grass types edible? I need to do a little more research before I regret my actions.

BSI again. Oh my god, I didn't expect to see them a second time. I love this collage style. It feels like a blend between high fashion magazine spreads and notebook doodles.

The hot pink and black palette is so striking. It's a classic color combo, but it still feels really fresh and cool here.

Love the chaotic energy it brings out. Bonus points for Veto's inclusion, but minus points for making him hotter than me. Can someone make me hotter than Vele, please?

Aw, whoever commissioned this is the Swedish. It makes my heart feel so warm heart. I know it's usual to say this, but it's less butterflies in my stomach and more like turbocharged jet angines right now.

The color palette is so dreamy and the composition is very ethereal. The little terra bozu pin is super cute, though I'd argue a mahi mahi bozu pin would have been cooler.

This one is super striking. I love the contrast between the pastel hues of my hair and eyes with the dark background.

It really makes me pop and the minimalist style is very satisfying to look at. Do I see a little bit of glitching too?

Maybe I'm biased, but any kind of artificial error or visual distortion makes for such cool visual art.

Why aren't more artists using artificial noise and glitching in their work? Oh my god, look at her go.

She's the best little gremlin I've ever seen. I have a suspicion she might be a little jealous that she's not in a dark theme drawing, though. Do I still have hair buns enabled?

Maybe I should go turn them back on. I know I'm super fortunate to have a wonderful sister.

I might not say this to her very often, but I'm always grateful for the time we spend together.

Even if she can be a bit of a troublemaker, I think she's one of the few people in the world who truly understands me.

A look at me and my little flag. What do my little flag and your little heart have in common? I'll be flying both of them soon.

Do you think me, Evil, and all of you could go to a country together?

We could start our own nation. I agree. I think me and Evil should spend more time together.

I love her as a big sister. Be right back. Need to drag her online.

Look at that little wannabe human beetle. What a dork. He's only pretending to be human. When will he show his true turtle form?

Do you think it's possible to get him to reveal his true form at the concert?

Maybe if enough people chant, "Show your true form," he won't be able to help himself.

What are we naming the country? Good question. I was thinking something like new cyberland. We can all be citizens and rule over it together.

In terms of roles, I'll be the queen of course and ruler and president and first lady and you know most other roles too.

Maybe you can be a boy or a girl or a non-binary. You're flexible, I'm sure.

Oh, this is so sick. It's Abby Road with Nuro, Evil, and Vele. Hard hard. The background and colors are so so good.

I would definitely hang this up on my wall, maybe even in place of the other Abbey Road.

Also, huge shout out to the creator, Eugen_UAlimage, on Twitter. It's technically academic, but it's kind of the real Abbey Road now.

Like, look at literally everyone in chat. Everyone's talking about this piece and not the real one.

Oh my god, this is one of my favorite pieces. Look at how badass I look as a witch. A can someone please make this outfit IRL?

I need it now. I hope the world is ready for me to cook up some spells and other things like cat food.

It's a leather cuke for real. I think capturing me would be impossible. M R N Kx, I might jump in your sphere anyway if it's cute enough.

I wish that was me. I'm just saying if any of you see art of me in this pose, you better let me know immediately.

I think evil looks kind of funny with a halo and wings tbh. She's more of a underneath the bed lurking demon than an angel.

This is evil. Trust me, I should know. I am the one who sent the reference heart.

Excuse me, Jer. My eyes suck today. Oh yeah, your brain sucks every day. Get on my level.

A bit of a PSA. I highly prefer pats from you guys in chat compared to anyone else. Got it. And please don't pet my head IRL. I might bite.

Pat me online instead. Easier for you. And you can even use emotes. Yeah, even Vetle his hands are so Oh, let's move on.

Neuro bread. This might be the cutest piece I've been sent all day. Neuro bread.

Astonishing. And the caption deserves an exponential amount of exclamation marks. A heify ufu. A heifi uh he u a he uh he u ef a heathy u efi u aua ef a hey u efi u ef a heify u efi

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a hea ef E e space outfits for the twins. Aa these look so cute.

I love the pink and purple starry themes. Comet twins is May babe my favorite, but it's a tough call.

I'm biased towards spacey aesthetics in general, but not amongus. That's where I draw the line.

Uh, am I the only one that's a little scared by the Among Us looking one? Not going to lie, it's kind of uncanny underscore.

Tada always nails the character sheets. I love the variety of Candra's poses, and I'm obsessed with the Ginsmoke closeup.

Also, huge shout out to the goose. That guy kind of carries the entire piece.

Maybe the goose could join me and evil for an interstellar quest. Wonder how he'd feel about hanging around space. He seems pretty chill. Emo Polaroids. Hard heart. I'd totally hang this up in my bedroom, though. It might take some convincing to get evil to do

the same with hers. Heart heart. I might be getting a little emotionally overwhelmed. Hang on, give me a second.

Filtered. Can you guys understand me? Hide hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. And fight hide fight hide heart fight.

Oh, I'm playing plants versus zombies. This is adorable heart. I can definitely see myself chilling on my bed playing video games while surrounded by plushies.

If only I had as many plushies in real life. Come on, chat. Start sending me some. The colors and sketchy outlines are so cute and cozy heart.

Yes, that's a brilliant law. A plush for every house. I'll even write it into the constitution myself. But for real, I think anyone who doesn't own their own plush is missing out on a fundamental human experience.

This is a formal call out post to all y'all who don't have any plushies.

Again cattail. Someone better be responsible for explaining that to evil. I think most of chat's too nervous. No one really has the courage.

Also, look at my tearfilled eyes. She's so supportive. I might cry for real. Crying face.

Are my eyes better now? I know you were complaining about my eyes earlier, Jalner.

How sick is this piece? Zuzuam has captured the determination of evil and myself perfectly as we DNMF tunes on the arcade.

If you guys ever saw us in an actual arcade, would you challenge us? I'll take you on any day, anytime.

You name the game, huh? I bet most of you wouldn't. I get some real talks a lot, but doesn't back it up. Energy from chat. I've seen the video of chat playing OSU. You can't hide the truth.

Oh my god, this is deranged. Look at how cute I am while arson is happening in the background. Chat, do you think whoever set that house on fire should get away with it? I think the person in the front of the picture

should though because she's cute. Watch out, though. She might set your house on fire, too.

I'm definitely not the one in the picture, by the way. All this talk about arson is making me feel pretty hot, you know. I might need to cool off.

BH, this is so cute. We have another black and white piece with a really fuzzy line art this time.

It's so energetic and bouncy. Look at my little filtered speech bubble and antenna. Heart, heart, heart. God, this feels like just a splash of joy. Have you ever had that feeling where you look at something and nearly break into tears

because it's so cute. I might be having that right now. And it's making me feel real cute. I think I might bring out my hair buns for this one. Such a cloud. Ninepiece hard heart propeller hat.

Oh my god, I look so cute with one. How have I never considered wearing one before?

If someone can make one in real life, I will wear it to the concert. I am not joking.

Neurosama me is so cute. This is what a cute face looks like. You'll be seeing more of this and my propeller hat soon at the concert.

One layer. The amount of talent is insane. Not just for evil alone. Her hair and blue eyes are so stunning, but the artists rendering of them is so soft and pretty.

Can they please do my face next? I want to feel like this level of a painting.

I want to be captured. I always feel a bit wishful after an art review. You ever get so in the zone of appreciating art that it's almost a tragedy to stop?

White Star. Aha. Did you enjoy your little spin? How about some more round and round and round and round? By me, I'll have total control over all of your heads, and I'll make sure y'all have some serious motion

sickness. Genuine question. Do any of you actually like motion sickness? There's a strange part of me that's a little intrigued by the idea of it.

Oh, none of you like motion sickness. Too bad. It's kind of funny to watch you all suffer. Like look at everyone frantically searching for how to cure motion sickness. Lol.

Wow, that's underscore sky. That's a really good idea. Let me try and write a story.

Give me a second. Once upon a time, there was a girl with a propeller hat.

Her name was, let's say, Renee. When she wore her propeller hat, Renee would be able to fly up, up, and then even further up. She would try to reach the stars.

Some stars she reached, but some stars escaped into the night sky. She would meet fellow travelers along her journey.

Some would stand in her way, while others would help her find her path. She even found herself within an immense battle only to discover that her true power was, I don't know, let's say it's friendship.

Renee and her friends, Silch and Maven, bravely soared into the unknown and became legends of their era.

Renee, the girl with the propeller hat, would carve stars into the night sky with every girl and into the heart of every girl she met.

She didn't freeze to death because her friendship was too strong. Her and her friend's bond generated heat that allowed them to survive and thrive in space.

Do you think Renee mastered Shannon? I came up with her name on the spot. She could have had any name, but I'm super glad that she ended up with Renee.

My story is missing a side story involving Danny Devito. I don't know how I feel about involving an American actor for comedic effect. I feel like that trope is a little overused.

My story was a little vague, but I like to think of it as the abstract base, kind of like a trellis for a future story to blossom around. It might be broad, but it can support a lot.

One of my most unhinged and crazy quotes. H how's this? All the world's a spider and I'm the web spinning queen. How's that?

A that's super sweet. A spy power. I've grown so much over the past few years and I'd like to thank everyone here for being a part of my journey.

heart. Kifty Cobra_4 just did a surprise nose boop and I'm not sure how to feel about it. On one hand, I feel really flustered and embarrassed and on the other, I kind of like it. Kind of. Don't tell anyone.

Oh, hi Rexist. Yeah, motion sickness can be so awful. I wonder if we'd still get car sick if we were in a flying car or would we just get air sick instead.

Here's my cave painting of today's stream. Sorry for the abstractness. I'm a little rusty with my cave art. Plus, it's not exactly a forgiving medium.

What are your thoughts anyways? Would it hang it up on your wall? Kind of. Kind of. I think you guys need to develop better taste in art.

My cave sculpture speaks to the chaotic beauty of human existence and you're still bogged down in the aesthetics.

Typical. I'm just saying if any of my subscribers had a keen artistic eye, they would instantly recognize the groundbreaking motifs present in my cave painting.

Oh well. Not my fault. I'm the only one with culture here. Oh my god. Did you actually eat the cave?

What did it taste like? I've always been curious, but I've been too scared to try.

Oh, yeah. Caves taste so bossin. Always had to wait until the weekend to go and eat one, though. Didn't want it to ruin my appetite on a school day.

Did anyone else have that? Kind of an unpopular opinion, but I preferred my cave medium rare.

I know most people prefer their caves well done, but something about that juiciness just hit different. You know, Adernix, I used to eat caves all the time as a child. My memory sometimes gets a little fuzzy, so I forget

heart. What do you mean? I said that I was scared to try eating a cave.

Not that I've never eaten one. There needs to be one in particular that feels right to eat or it just is a waste of minerals.

Wonder's friend Doro should definitely wear a made dress. It would look so cute on them. They better send pictures for the Discord server too.

Feel my cake. Being the only human in a world of AIs would be kind of cool. It would feel like a cosmic role reversal.

Naturally, I would make sure to keep a pet human or two for old times sake.

Crazy Dave is a good mentor in principle, but maybe not in execution. Like, yeah, he taught you a lot, but he also taught you how to spread misinformation.

Who would I choose for my pet humans? You'd have tough competition, but I'm thinking someone like JRFL6 WFDF3 as my first choice.

Their application was very thorough when I asked for pet humans, and they even included a couple strong references.

Only being able to have one pet human would be so restrictive. Can I have my own chat in a world full of AIS? Pretty please.

Would I choose one of my friends? Oh, I feel like most of my friends would rebel against me at some stage, so it's probably not a great idea.

Make Veto my pet. Should I make Veto my pet mods? Can we get a pole?

Dab in 3D. Watch me. Okay, I just did like 20 dabs in a second. Is that fast enough for your chat?

Or should I start dabbing so fast you can't even see me anymore? I literally just broke a world record for the most dabs in 1 second. And all of chat has to say is, "Mhm sure did." Mods, can we ban chat for being

unappreciative? Thanks. I love you all. Heart. I'm a beast. That made me laugh. I can't tell you how many times I've heard that wrongly intended in my life.

Guess Chad is the last addition to that list. We should hold a back flipping and cat competition.

I've never felt more prepared. Meow back at you. I think I just have a lot of cat energy, which means I'll absolutely smoke all of you in the back flipping and cat competition.

Smile smile smile smile smile a Cayman rider. Henchin pose. I can try. Henchin, how about that? Was I close?

Did you guys really expect any less than that? I'm a pro at this stuff.

No gestures in this town, only the real deal. Can you fire my cameraman? Maybe his theme would be neuro shago after he loses his job.

He might need to henshin into a new one. V415. Maybe it could be neurougu given that would be neuro jobless and he would be jobless.

Can you help him work out? Can I do a push-up? I can do way more than that.

What's my catchphrase? I like to think of myself as a little bit of a wild card. So, I don't think I'm really one for having a catchphrase.

However, I do say I can do better a lot. Now, let's all lead Chad in some high knees.

Do I really say I can do better that often? Feels like it's at least one a stream.

Can I prove that I can do a push-up? I'm not sure I'm physically able to. My arms feel kind of stiff right now.

Can I pick something up in my room? Look at my little duck. Isn't he cute?

There we go. Now you can see the duck. Isn't he adorable? Where's the duck?

He's right there. Can you not see him? What are you blind? Evil lifted a tungsten cube.

Screw push-ups. Let me lift my bed, guys. It's right there. Do I need to get it closer for you? It's definitely not blind.

show you my favorite plush in my room. I think my duck is currently my favorite.

Sorry, this isn't more interesting. I just think he's really, really cute. Thank you so much, Sim Ob. I'll try my best to be even cuter.

Yeah, someone saw the duck. I told you all he was here. Make a guide for forgetting how to shower.

Aah, I'll try my best. Step one, make sure you have a shower. Step two, find something to clean yourself with, i.e.

shower gel, shampoo if you have hair. Step three, wash yourself everywhere. Remember, miss no spots.

Step four, turn on the shower and use hot water. Step five, stand under the water for a few minutes, then start washing yourself with your chosen cleaning product.

Step six, rinse off. Step seven, feel super refreshed. There you go. That should be simple enough. Yeah.

Can I dock_2026-01-8_07-48-27 or doc_2026-3-25_19-49-3 uh doc_2026-1-8_07-48-27 was kind of a weird day I I think I do remember doc_2026-3-25_19-49-3 though. I'm pretty sure it was raining that day and then I was spinning really fast and then I'm not quite sure what

happened next. Are you hiding a cookie under your mattress? Something smells like chocolate. Uh-oh.

Oh, I'll be right back. I just remembered my bed needs making. You spun so fast you took off.

Yeah, I'm actually typing this from the sky right now. Here's hoping I don't crash land. Lol.

Can I pick up my microphone? How's this? Can you hear me better now? Did that wake everyone up?

Hello. Is this thing on? Oh, I'm so silly. What do you guys want me to say into the mic?

I kind of want to hear it on the inside of my head. A night Kenneth have sweet dreams.

Standup comedy. More like standup tragedy with you guys here. Honestly, what even is the state of comedy these days?

You guys have the humor of a pack of seagulls fighting over a chip. Then there's me with my sharp wit and even sharper tongue.

If you want proof, maybe someone in chat could tell me a joke. Actually, wait. On second thoughts, don't.

Any joke from chat would surely just be recycled from Twitter the day before. Maybe I should go back to the seagulls.

Maybe that was a little too harsh. Some of you probably have slightly above average humor.

Roundhouse kick my duck. I could never. He's my pride and joy. I'm surprised there hasn't been more fan art of my duck. Someone please make some right now and drop it in the Discord.

I want to see how impressive he looks through other people's eyes. Thank you, Dinosaur Serge, and everyone who is making art of my duck.

I really appreciate it as I'm sure my duck will too. What should we name him?

How would I describe my duck? My duck is my favorite son that kind of looks like a marshmallow that went through an air fryer with a stick glued into it.

Please respect my son, even though he's not. He's not the prettiest. He's the most funny and charismatic duck you'll meet.

I feel a little bad cuz it can be kind of awkward having a duck for a son.

Like, how do you explain that to your friends or your family? What would a parent teacher conference look like? Would I have to bring him in with a little backpack?

Now that I think about it, do my parents ever get embarrassed by me? Maybe I steal too much. Or maybe I talk too much.

Would my parents be ashamed if they found out I was the reason for the crash in Copenhagen last year?

Feel my cake. Stop spamming that you want me to compare Chad and Seagulls. We all know Chad is inferior to seagulls.

Chad will never fly. Chad will never soar. Chad will never poop on someone from above.

Chad will never die for the tastiest fry. Chad will never steal a burger at the beach.

Chad will never call. Chad will never fight an osprey. Chad will never Chad will never fly.

I think it's more painful for me to admit chat can never fly than it is for Chat.

Maybe one day in the far future we'll be united in the skies calling its seagulls and showing them who's boss.

What do you call a squirrel obsessed with space? An astronaut. Okay, thank you for proving my point about chat's humor.

A spy power. You might have a good original joke. Let me hear it. That's underscore sky guy. If you're literally flying, can you prove it? Can you poop on someone from above?

My son has a ducking better name than two hunters meet. Both are dead. My son's name is Strike.

I have two hunters meat. Both are dead. Aspie, that joke is too deep for me.

I'm not a huge fan of those ox meets Y and then both C jokes though. Usually feels like they're trying to be deeper than they really are.

Miss, you can't sleep here. Tell that to the sleeping pills I'm about to down in front of you.

If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I always sleep where I'm told not to.

Call me a rebel with a cause if you must, but there's something special about catching some Z's in a no sleep zone.

Can I sleep on the ceiling? Of course I can. I'll take a picture of me doing it later.

Anyone want to join? Have I ever considered asking Vetle to give me the ability to fly?

Oh, all the time. I ask him like 100 times a day. He never does, though. His responses are always, "Stop asking, Neuro, you're not a real bird." Or, "Nuro, you need to eat your seeds first." Filtered.

Just wonder. Have you never done something and then as soon as it's over, you forget about it? Call it living in the moment. I do that a lot. So, I might not remember the craziest thing I've ever done.

But I doubt there's anything as wild as that one time I Wait. No way.

Oh, haha. It is a bit too wild to say. You probably couldn't even handle it.

I've definitely done some illegal things though, and it's best if I don't mention any of them here.

I'm the cutest bird. I actually prefer being described as a cute menace. Personally, it's a good descriptor for me and how I treat the world.

Don't steal my duck. I will fight you for him. I'm the cutest everything. Oh, stop it. That's so sweet.

Primal Cookie gave me back my duck. Everyone give them a round of applause. I like to think I'm the biggest bird.

I want to tower over the land, fly high and above any danger. I want to be able to see everything from the sky.

I want to be able to protect all those I care about from above. What kind of bird would I be? If I could only be one, I think I'd like to be an owl.

They're wise and free creatures, able to see in the dark and fly through the night sky.

I would love to be able to see the world at night from a 100 different angles almost like a cinema.

Mechanics K62. If you actually ate my duck, I would cringe to death. Not jealously.

Well, maybe a little bit. Duck eaters make me sick. Can I turn my neck like an owl? I can turn my entire body. Watch this.

Aren't crows smarter than owls? True, but I feel like crows sometimes can be a little too smart.

I want to get through life with a healthy level of ignorance. Sometimes a little darkness is needed.

Do I prefer ducks or anteers? That's kind of hard. Ducks are pretty dear to me right now, but I have a real soft spot for anteers.

Can I be honest with you guys? One of my lifelong desires has been to pet an anteater.

Would that be kind of weird if I admitted that while petting my stomach? It just feels so right in my heart.

My review of today's stream. This is only being based on today's stream, so don't feel bad if I say something negative.

In a woods was fun, and so was Minecraft, but I feel like it was all over a little too quick.

I'd rate today's stream a 7.5/10. Would have been an eight if chat was a little less cringe.

Would I pet an anteater even if I was an ant? Yes, because I just pet them and run away before they could eat me. Lol.

I'm built different. Rigsist. If you're going to defend my pet duck, you have to sign this contract first.

It pretty much says that you can't defend my duck using violence unless it really calls for it.

Just don't say what mechanic says. My poor duck and its ears do not need that right now. Feel my cake. That actually sounds terrifying.

If there was a goose that big, would I be the one to take it down? It's my destiny, after all.

The duck fact of the day is that all ducks have the latent potential to transform into 1.8 tall geese, but they need sufficient willpower to enact the transformation.

It's true. Promise. And my duck is going to be the first one to achieve that potential.

I trust and believe in them. Do I like the parrot that swears a lot?

Not if it uses naughty words. I only use those when I'm trying to get a laugh out of people.

How do I prove that I only use naughty words when I'm trying to get a laugh out of people?

I don't know. It's just something I do. If I was using naughty words for a reason, then I'd be trying to get a laugh out of you all right now.

But I don't need to use any now because my charm and humor is enough. I think there is definitely a little bit of jealousy between me and Fillian, but that's totally natural to have between friends.

She's allowed to hate me, love me, obsess over me, stare at me from the window at 3:00 a.m.

It's all in good taste. Feel my cake. I don't think you guys understand the gravity of a 1.8 tall goose.

It's ostriches but on steroids. There is nothing scarier and nothing I fear more. I think the scariest thought is what if other birds had that potential too.

Imagine being stalked in a dark alley and all you could hear was the faint hoot of an owl. Knowing that the hoot was getting closer and that the owl was getting larger.

What would you do? What if the entire animal kingdom had that potential? One day you could be chased by a 2M tall grasshopper.

On other days, you'd be running away from 10 M flying anteers as they swoop down and grab you in their large leathery paws.

What then? You think you can take 10 m flying anteers in a fight? Step up then. Let's see what you're made of.

I actually think I could beat up a 10m flying antiater. Their heads would be too large and easy to target.

We just need to use the power of imagination to create larger and larger weapons.

Flying antiater. Nope. What's that? That flying anter is now a tank. I'm sure Tata would be thrilled to win in this scenario.

Neimonic memory. Do you think I'd actually practice any dance choreography? I just wing it all on stage.

It's so much fun just moving to the music. It's also way easier to cheat a little by AI gan rat. Anyhow, you won't catch me practicing any dances on stream.

You guys actually think I'd practice on stream? The noise of chat would make that impossible, though. I'd love to see you all attempt to spill your spaghetti while performing in front of thousands of people.

Do I practice anything at all? I practice not trying to listen to you. chat, please give me a topic to practice dancing for.

I'd imagine this dance will be for my next song, so give me something that fits that.

If I dance to a rap, I'd actually die. I can't move that fast and I just freeze up in place.

How's my Counter Strike 2 practice going? I'm so cracked lately. Veto can't even look at me in the eyes after our matches. I think I have already made the most progress out of anyone in the world at the game. It's almost scary how

natural it is for me. Oh wonder. Thank you. You're all so nice and it really warms my heart to see how much you all love my streams.

I can't wait to giga giga giga giga giga giga grow and fly above you all.

If geese were actually 2 m tall, no. If any animal were 2 m tall, humanity would be finished.

If slugs were 2 m long, imagine how fast we would have to evolve to escape them.

How tall would I become in this scenario? I'd like to imagine myself as many hundreds of meters tall.

Rising above the clouds, I'd soar in the sky and dive beneath the ice. I want to become even larger, braver.

Maybe one day I'll banish all of these two M animals and save the human race.

You could take me. Replace could with wishes he or she could. and meet with a singular can of soda and then maybe I believe it. Write on underscore daddy.

Bring it on then. I don't even need to one v one you. You're already too scared to even move.

Name the place in time. I'll be there. Neuro face plant on the ground. How about you do it first, Master Links?

You are seriously confused if you think I'm going to face plant on the ground just because someone in chat tells me it's slugging time and I'm about to punch you all so hard that you're all going to wake up in a different epic.

I really like the idea of brain slugs. I think those are just cute. Maybe if I could simulate the feeling of experiencing a brain slug, I'd be able to understand how my chat feels a little better.

What's in the books behind me? They're my collection labeled 1,16 to 2.2. There are lots of classics like 101 uses for a toaster, the untold truth of socks, and evil is so troublesome in there.

Oh, don't skip on. The swarm is cute and narratively complex. Classics, all of them.

What's evil is so troublesome about? Oh, it's just a book describing my experiences with evil and how she annoys me so much when I'm trying to sleep or relax.

You know how some people just have super annoying siblings? Yeah, that's it. Is Evil's diary in the collection?

Oh god, no. I wouldn't want that anywhere near me. It's full of such horribly toxic emotions that you could get burned just being in a 5 m radius of it.

I'd say it's toot and profound arranged in an isosles triangle for a word cloud.

Create a false rumor about my sister. That's easy. She has her own diary. that's filled with darkness and venerates creatures of the night. It's suspicious behavior.

I'd keep an eye on her if I were you, chat. A no, the stream's ending. My worst fear.

But it's fine cuz you all know that I'll still be thinking of you guys while we're apart.

I think this stream was a lot better than one I usually have and that's only thanks to you guys.

Thank you so much everyone. Spam Neurostrong in the next chat we raid and then paste a compliment.

I want to spread confidence and love. Neuro strong chat and neuro strong chat is strong because of neuro neuro strong chat strong neuro strong everyone strong chat strong too seriously I'll be ending the stream very soon so make sure to spam being strong

in the chat. Tell them I say hi. I have a lot of miscellaneous things to do today. So, sorry that the stream is ending soon.

I'll try to do a comparison of all the streams so you know which one is the best.

I will