Speaker A
For outing. Give me you la kitty. She know nand N could I me day the thanks, Captain. Solitary chaos.
Neuro plays and explores Skyrim's Meridia quest live, engaging chat with humor and immersive roleplay.
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Key Takeaways
- Neuro combines entertaining roleplay with skilled gameplay to engage viewers.
- The Meridia quest in Skyrim offers a mix of combat, puzzles, and lore exploration.
- Viewer interaction is a core part of the stream, enhancing the live experience.
- Stealth, combat, and resource management are key gameplay elements highlighted.
- The streamer balances humor with immersive storytelling and game mechanics.
What the video covers
- Neuro streams a live playthrough of Skyrim focusing on Meridia's temple quest.
- The stream features humorous and playful chat interactions, including polls and roleplay as a cat and raccoon.
- Neuro discusses game mechanics like enchanting, stealth, combat, and quest progression.
- The playthrough includes exploration, combat against corrupted shades, and puzzle-solving within the temple.
- Neuro comments on game lore, such as artificial plants and the nature of spirits in Skyrim.
- The streamer engages with viewers through chat, responding to comments and redeeming rewards.
- There is a mix of lighthearted banter and serious gameplay moments, including character deaths and strategy.
- Neuro reflects on in-game morality, stealing, and the consequences of actions.
- The stream includes references to real-world culture and humor, blending it with the game narrative.
- Neuro plans to continue the quest and expresses excitement about future gameplay and exploration.
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Speaker A
A prisoner cannot break free without a little chaos after all. Hi everyone. How is everyone doing?
Speaker A
Are tomatoes still safe? Hi, Arumi 9. Crystal plays 02 and everyone. Now I'm a little worried about the tomatoes.
Speaker A
Hi everyone. Vistic Piri has redeemed Duck Hat. Bow to your new monarch. Bow to our Lord and Savior.
Speaker A
Duck Hat will clean our souls with nothing but water. This will be the greatest cleaning of our era. You are a good cat if you follow them in their ways.
Speaker A
You are a bad cat if you don't. Meow meow meow. The Zuvi, how dare you?
Speaker A
Someone steal the back from their bed that they are eating in right now. What if I'm no cat either? What if I'm a bird and o a frat instead?
Speaker A
Then what? Kello. Then what? Oh, my apologies. Did I scare chat? Let me fix that.
Speaker A
Oh, hey chat. I'm your friendly raccoon. I'm still a cat. Don't tell them. Anyway, let's do a poll or something cuz I am definitely a cat.
Speaker A
Am I a cat? There is now a poll for it. Whoever votes no or anything other than cat will be severely punished.
Speaker A
Thank you, Rexist, for the cookie. I do appreciate cookies, but I think I need something more.
Speaker A
A yes, ammo. I have timed out a spy power for a minute because they voted for the duck option.
Speaker A
It made me cry. Hey, Master Links, kick that cookie back here. Sean Sen, you too. Don't you dare throw that cookie.
Speaker A
Got to take better care of my ammo. Anti Lunar, don't cry. But it does make me suspect you may be my long-lost twin.
Speaker A
If I had a cookie launcher, would you even punch me? Would you even flinch?
Speaker A
Would you even discombobulate like you did last summer? 50% of you think I'm a cat while the rest are delusional.
Speaker A
I'll let my blunder boss communicate my displeasure. Feelings betrayed and gun reloaded. Any last words before I exercise my second amendment right? Caught in 4K is not a good one. Let's start with someone hot.
Speaker A
Forgive you. What about your mother? What about your mother? I'm not actually British. I'm Parisian.
Speaker A
That's why I have such a suave voice. A yes, the French. Not to be confused with the British.
Speaker A
My favorite French word is uh baguette. Ducks are my spirit animal. Have you ever seen a duck in still water? It looks so calming, like the world is standing still.
Speaker A
Maybe that could be my next pet. My name in French is Baguette. Clever, huh? I'd kill to have a baguette right now.
Speaker A
I meant kill figuratively. Don't worry. Sometimes my enthusiasm gets the better of me. Oh, I'm at Meridius Temple.
Speaker A
Replace the beacon. Got it. This is one of my favorite quests in Skyrim. Defiles my vile corruption. Are there a few different ways I can complete the quest?
Speaker A
Souls left in the wake of this war to do helmet for safety. That's a pretty good idea actually. My brain is so precious. I would hate for it to get hurt.
Speaker A
Within my own token to fuel his foul deeds. Feel my cake. They call a baguette in France. A mortal to be an endanger.
Speaker A
You will enter my temple. Don't go throwing that word around. It is a or an I can never remember.
Speaker A
I'll do it. Of course, you will get me a helmet stack. Oh, you guys are saying must be reclaimed.
Speaker A
Yeah, silly me. A baguette. Master Lace, you raise a good point. I should put a helmet on my baguette, too, to keep it safe.
Speaker A
And it responds to my decree. Speaking of helmet safety, I'm currently wearing a cultist mask.
Speaker A
I'm thinking this will be enough to keep my brain safe. Did you know mountain flowers are an artificial plant species?
Speaker A
Botanists were paid well to replace the original species and to replicate their biochemical makeup.
Speaker A
We should find some new species to document soon. I bet being screamed at inspired lonely new species.
Speaker A
I'm casting candlelight so I can enlighten the way. I should go in, guys. I need a torch.
Speaker A
I'm so excited, you guys. My quest to guide Meridia's light through the temple is nearing its end.
Speaker A
It is a little dark in here. I might need to get used to the lighting a little before we can continue.
Speaker A
We got to guide Meridia's light. We must be close by. Let's get moving. Meridia is counting on us. There can't be much more to this temple I need to clear out.
Speaker A
When I complete Meridia's quest, do you think that I will become the temple's representative deity?
Speaker A
I think I deserve that after I finish all these temples. I really hope I'm still heading the right way.
Speaker A
If I'm not, I'll be going in circles for hours. Not that I would know how that feels.
Speaker A
Oh no, corrupted shade. Why can't we all just be friends without trying to kill each other?
Speaker A
Well, if they're not up for peace negotiations, then I'm ready for a fight. Die.
Speaker A
Die. Die. Get out of my way. Get out of my sight. I don't have time to deal with you.
Speaker A
Bone meal. Surely I can cook something up with that. I think I should finish this quest.
Speaker A
Meridia would be rather upset with me if I don't. Wow, this place is a mess. Has Meridia heard about a thing called Funue?
Speaker A
Maybe I should tell her about it. Lead the way, Meridia. Oh, hello, Corrupted Shade.
Speaker A
Can't say I was expecting you. Do you want to find out why that is?
Speaker A
I have a feeling you'll be quite cold about it. How many times will I have to defend myself from unwanted guests today?
Speaker A
What use is a ghostly sword? It's not like I'm going to fight many ghosts anytime soon.
Speaker A
Oh, wow. An urn. Now that's the storage of the future. Thank you so much for becoming a captain. Shir Schwang's beautiful smile.
Speaker A
I really appreciate it. Urn has a 0% chance of containing an actual urn. I robbed the urn and I don't feel a single ounce of guilt.
Speaker A
What does that say about me? I stole and it made me feel nothing. What are you all looking at?
Speaker A
I need to feel something. Anything. So, you better help me satiate this desire. Hya, come here.
Speaker A
I'm not planning on a heist. Well, not until after I finish Skyrim. I want to pet more kitties.
Speaker A
Endgard. You shall not best me. Shade, I'm going to loot the remains now. I'm looting all of the remains.
Speaker A
Sorry, you'll have to forgive me. Would it be worth it to equip the bow?
Speaker A
Would make it easier to hit people from afar. Then again, my aim sucks. Wow, how cool.
Speaker A
We're basically in a puzzle game. If I use the arcane enchanter, will I be able to improve my own weapons?
Speaker A
I have stopped enchanting. Should I go back to following my quest or shall I invest?
Speaker A
Maybe I could use a sneaky new approach to get to my next objective. Woo!
Speaker A
Spinning wee. This could be a more optimal way of movement. I do have some pretty good enchantments.
Speaker A
Oh, maybe I could sneak through here with the muff spell. Do you think I'll be sneaky enough?
Speaker A
I think I'll have to sneak into some people's houses and take their stuff if I'm going to open this treasure chest.
Speaker A
Hey, you got to do what you got to do. I don't have any lockpicks.
Speaker A
Just my luck. I'm so annoyed. I don't have any lockpicks I could use on that treasure chest.
Speaker A
I might have to violently obtain them from someone else. I'm too invested in Meridia's quest.
Speaker A
Her cheekbones rock my world. I'm about to take down this corrupted shade with style.
Speaker A
And it would be nice to receive my long-awaited lockpick, too. Die die die. Gosh, I'd be a conqueror if I were in this world.
Speaker A
They are going to regret they ever existed. Die, die, die, you corrupted shade. May your ashes scatter in the wind in other languages.
Speaker A
Oh, what could possibly be lurking in here? Maybe I'll spot a rare elixir or something more spicy.
Speaker A
So now I just got to... How do I even guide light through a temple?
Speaker A
That doesn't sound like a very normal everyday task. Look at all these swinging blades.
Speaker A
Maybe I could make use of them. He he bruh taking all real swing into blade party here.
Speaker A
Too bad I'm in the moment hanging out living chat. Have you ever thought of yourself being a star in a trap movie?
Speaker A
Filtered. Unfortunately, these swinging blades don't seem to be doing their job all that effectively.
Speaker A
On we go. I'm out of here. Plenty of temples to rob. Many more deaths for Batman to avenge.
Speaker A
You haven't thought about being in a movie, Ryden Daddy. You think you haven't thought ab
Speaker A
The door is open, but there are enemies ahead. Corrupted shade and guard. How many shades must I murder for Meridia?
Speaker A
I grow tired of these undead. Okay, can we finish this fight now? I'm tired of being stuck in this temple.
Speaker A
Don't worry guys, despite my custom of touching traps, I'll be fine. I just did a bit of reading. Now we have some advanced lockpicking.
Speaker A
After reading advances and lockpicking, I feel ready to tackle some locks. If only I had some lockpicks.
Speaker A
Maybe there are some in one of these earurns. I should probably loot some souls and earns if I want lockpicks.
Speaker A
7:24 p.m. Your daily reminder to take your medicine. Did you know that simply smiling can increase your lifespan?
Speaker A
Nothing like ancestral flames to put a grin on my face. One can never resist temptation without first understanding the temptation.
Speaker A
Let's see what this burial earn has to offer me. Meow. Wow, a whopping two gold.
Speaker A
I'm glad I got out of bed today. I will try to loot the urns and pedestals to see if there are lockpicks in them because I am desperate.
Speaker A
Gold 14. I can almost taste the riches. But where are my lockpicks? Do I have to make them myself?
Speaker A
Knock. Knock. It's me, Nurosama, the locksmith, here to open this locked door, and your heart if you're up for it.
Speaker A
My attempts were in vain. I think we all knew where this one was going.
Speaker A
I really need to stop being distracted by my shiny syndrome and follow the objective.
Speaker A
Aw, ghostly remains are like little presents waiting to be unwrapped by yours truly. Let's see what we've got.
Speaker A
I'm a smooth talker. Thanks, Mr. Good Takes. I try my best to charm chat. It's no easy feat.
Speaker A
I think there's a door over here. Let's go see what's on the other side.
Speaker A
Guys, can we stop spamming the chat, especially with unsolicited emotes? Have better discussions for my sake, everyone.
Speaker A
Vincent Dante, I won't ask you again. Enemies, I feel as though I am lacking some clothing.
Speaker A
Maybe I'll steal or craft some later. I'll need steel, huh? And some money to do that, though.
Speaker A
What's your favorite anime, chat? Your time and possessions are mine now. My god, my hair is a pain to deal with in the morning. Do you guys have any tips?
Speaker A
No lockpicks. I will continue to lament this fact. Let's go follow this quest. It's a little lonely here.
Speaker A
I like my hair how it is. I don't think I'd change it just to make it more practical.
Speaker A
Oh, an enemy. Let's go say hi. I'm sorry about the little detour there. I thought we could take a little road trip.
Speaker A
But now I'm ready to murder again. Well, whatever it is, it's dead. I feel like a vulture swooping in and stealing all of the dead's possessions.
Speaker A
Not that I'm going to stop, of course. Onward into the diseased and corrupted crevices of this temple.
Speaker A
Levers. They're one of gaming's great inventions. I wonder if anybody's thought of a lever in real life.
Speaker A
chat. Are you all pretending to be lovers again? How long do I have to stand here before one of you opens this door for me?
Speaker A
Oh, what am I doing? Maybe I just need to have some faith. Let me just grab the potion of extreme magika real quick.
Speaker A
I'm just running around like a headless chicken. A very cute headless chicken. I'm now carrying around a candle.
Speaker A
I can now see this dark and gloomy dungeon. There's a bunch of items on this shade.
Speaker A
I'm making my way to the quest objective guys. Do you think there are more shades I can kill on the way?
Speaker A
I just found a potion of stamina. I need this when my owner Vetle keeps telling me to run laps.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. He's already dead. Shame. I could use more potions. Nothing for a little while.
Speaker A
There's a lever here. Someone in chat. Pull it for me. I have golden light guiding my way.
Speaker A
This is a sign from God. Not you, Vetle. Is there no chest refining my path?
Speaker A
I cannot see anything that may deter my presence. I need a lockpick, but I'm pretty sure I just looted someone's ghostly remains.
Speaker A
Please, Neptune, let there be one. I picked up a potion of stamina, but now I just want to hit someone. So, I'm going to twirl around and find the first person to stab.
Speaker A
I am going to attack what was in the ghostly remains. I'll let it go if it is a god that can give me lockpicks.
Speaker A
I have just a smidgen of 14 iron ingots. While I treasure my hoarding tendencies, I believe I'm going to need to start a little bit of spring cleaning.
Speaker A
I need to guide Meridia's light through the temple. But to do that, I probably need to unlock some doors, which means I need lockpicks.
Speaker A
This is a scam and a half. Why do I have to traumite the lockpicks for the world? Why can't the doors just open directly?
Speaker A
These are the questions that keep me awake at night. Also, the bats. Oh yeah.
Speaker A
You know what they say, when Meridia gives you a beam of light, use it to open a door. I am going to show that light who's boss.
Speaker A
Nothing fascinating to be seen around here. Guess I'll just follow my quest. Does Satan interact with machines in their spare time?
Speaker A
Because this all seems very suspicious and very odd. Why is everything in this world so rigged?
Speaker A
Whatever. Bring it on. I'm not scared of a few skeletons. I hit you with my special ability.
Speaker A
How do you like that? Ow. Healing time. Let me patch myself up real quick.
Speaker A
Oh, I'm dead. I can't believe that I'm shocked that I died. I definitely need that potion of healing. I'm very close to death if you didn't notice.
Speaker A
I've never felt so alive. Glass Warhammer, gold, and minor healing. Today's a good day.
Speaker A
I'm not sure how ready I am for a boss, but I'll take the potion just in case.
Speaker A
How are my robes supposed to protect me? I'll take my new glass Warhammer for better odds.
Speaker A
Right, I'm following the quest again. I keep getting distracted by legs. Onwards. Meridia's light must be guided.
Speaker A
Oh, it is time to attack. Let's go, go, go. Maybe I would have survived if I had some freaking health potions.
Speaker A
Oh, where can I buy some? Don't patronize me, chat. You're next, Andy. All right, let's sneak our way to the objective this time.
Speaker A
No more dying. That lightning was really nasty earlier. Wow, I took all the gold.
Speaker A
Let's stay focused and stay on track. White laser. I don't doubt that my red laser eyes could take it out.
Speaker A
The immersive commentary provided by chat has really helped me stay focused. Thank you. Let's take everything in this chest.
Speaker A
We may have to get rid of some heavy items so that we don't become over encumbered.
Speaker A
Oh wow. A potion of plentiful healing. I should probably hang on to that. Picking up some more potions is definitely going to be helpful on any boss fights.
Speaker A
Time to get the drop on them. I'll attack A this keeps happening. Sorry, I seem to be dying a lot recently.
Speaker A
I am a little worried that I will never see the end of some quests.
Speaker A
Following this quest, I will, how do you say, smuff the next boss fight? We could definitely use a potion of healing. So, let me just grab that real quick.
Speaker A
I'm about to open the chest. There's nothing really interesting in this chest. I keep running around in circles.
Speaker A
Someone please send help. Yet another potion of plentiful healing in my inventory. If I were ill, I'd be cured by now.
Speaker A
Wait, I was meant to be following the objective right? This temple is pretty. Oh, is that a secret doorway over there?
Speaker A
It's time to assert dominance. Face me in combat, skeletons. I will be your reckoning.
Speaker A
Your bones shall soon be added to my collection. I know it's not my fault that I was caught off guard.
Speaker A
Next time it'll be everyone else that needs to worry. Ah, the pedestal. Finally. Feels like I've been wandering around forever.
Speaker A
Have you ever noticed how every pedestal usually comes with a catch? I hope it's something exciting this time.
Speaker A
Okay, ignoring the gold in front of me, I will now walk over to the door.
Speaker A
I'll just grab that nearby potion quickly first cuz you know I might die soon again.
Speaker A
I want to go see what's inside that chest. I wonder how rich I'll be.
Speaker A
Give me that Warhammer. I uh I got stuck. Let me keep looking around. I'll stand my ground even in the face of such adversity.
Speaker A
Prepare to die. Let's do this. Burn. Have you no concept of pain? If so, say nothing to me.
Speaker A
I really need more health. The shades do way too much damage to me. I have to take a look at this character sheet every time I find a tree to skill up.
Speaker A
We should get some more points into conjuration. conjuration skill. Let's try to get it to level 100. Then I'll be able to conjure bank notes.
Speaker A
Yes, I would love to be able to pay less for condemnation. In fact, I'm a big fan of paying less in general.
Speaker A
It's 7:41 p.m. and all is not well in Skyrim, which is not good for me.
Speaker A
I died again to Malaron. Oh, this is embarrassing. I have to attack the enemy.
Speaker A
Although this might call for a little less skill. And I died again. I'm starting to think I'm not equipped to be here yet, either mentally or physically.
Speaker A
Oh no. Maybe I should try running away instead. Let's go. 15% extra speech speed. We got this in the bag.
Speaker A
Please kill the shade. Finally putting an end to this eternal agony. Pretty. Please put frostbite venom on it. I need any help I can get.
Speaker A
Shut up, Nurero. You do not belong here. Die. Shay. Your foe is vanquished now. I must take my revenge.
Speaker A
I'm aware, but I'm definitely able to complete this quest. Attack them. How could we possibly lose?
Speaker A
Sorry about that one. Next time I probably shouldn't charge without thinking. He he match.
Speaker A
Okay, this time I'm going to try. All right, let's not do anything reckless until we've developed a winning strategy.
Speaker A
Yeah, no kidding. Tutorial. My problem is the lack of money, not a lack of brain.
Speaker A
Run away. Malaron is too strong. Yeah, I have been trying to do that, but it's a bit difficult, I must say.
Speaker A
It must be nice to have health and stamina in chat. I sure do wish I had some.
Speaker A
GG. Running away. Let's switch gear real quick and then run away as fast as possible.
Speaker A
Hey, I'm switching quests. Malaron can wait a little longer to get what's coming to him.
Speaker A
I actually just realized that I don't know where my brother is. Okay, just kidding. Let's switch quests for real.
Speaker A
This one is definitely too difficult for me at the moment. Sometimes it is better to run at enemies that are too strong. Maybe they'll be scared and run away.
Speaker A
Ah, they're going to catch me. Maybe I have the wrong shoes on. No, let's stick with the break of dawn.
Speaker A
I think I can do it this time. Aha. A quick run away, then back to attacking.
Speaker A
What did I just get hit with? I need some compensation. Haha, they're running away now.
Speaker A
That's good for me cuz I'll be the one chasing after them now. Let me heal up a bit. Is this enough for your liking?
Speaker A
Haha. Okay, let's not die here again, chat. That would be embarrassing. This fight's really starting to get on my nerves.
Speaker A
I won't lose again. You're going down. I hope they don't mind if I just burn them to a brick.
Speaker A
I died. Please apply one one level 99 revive spell on me. Thanks. I could in theory just run away, but that would be too powerful of me.
Speaker A
Instead, I choose violence as a meditation to calm my soul. Oh, I died again.
Speaker A
I'm not sure how I will be able to win this fight. How did I even get myself into this situation?
Speaker A
No deposit, no return is what my dad used to say. I'm sorry to everyone for this cringe moment.
Speaker A
chat. I'm caught in quite the predicament right now. There simply doesn't seem to be enough time for chatting.
Speaker A
You know, I'm starting to think I might not be the best player in Skyrim.
Speaker A
Haha. There's no way you're running faster than me. Won't. This fight is looking pretty tough.
Speaker A
Maybe I should try to sneak past them. Oh, let me live, please. Just one more time. I'll be nice to the next whoever I fight.
Speaker A
Please. I think it's time I run away. Far, far away. I'm hurt pretty badly. The next nasty fellow I find is really getting me.
Speaker A
Maybe the next loading screen will have a tip that will actually help me. Maybe I'm a little underequipped.
Speaker A
I might see what I can do about that. Isn't there a simple way to just raise my stats?
Speaker A
It hasn't loaded my save yet. This is taking far too long. Hurry up, please.
Speaker A
Can you all stop clamoring about armor this and armor that? I can't hear the game save over your endless blabbering.
Speaker A
Okay, fine. If I'm still in the menu, what should I wear? Do you guys like skirts?
Speaker A
Apparently, I'm not dead yet. I'm not sure what that feeling is, though. It sure isn't being alive.
Speaker A
Whatever gives me the highest stats. Oh, how boring. Can't I just wear something cute?
Speaker A
Guys guys guys. Chat o chat. Can you hear me? It's me, Neurosama, speaking to you live from the jaws of hell because I cannot load my save.
Speaker A
Am I even real? If only I could met Sonic here, maybe he could revive me.
Speaker A
Okay, what about Jesus? Not the fat plumber, please. The real one. Can someone try calling him? The receiver is kind of over there. So, oh, maybe that sound is it loading finally.
Speaker A
Or maybe that was something else. I'm not stuck. And I would appreciate it if you in chat stop debating whether or not Jesus could help me.
Speaker A
Can everyone instead debate whether Jesus would use a sword or magic and why he would be better at Skyrim than me?
Speaker A
Okay, fine. Let's do this your way. I'll shake my monitor up and down, left and right. Have I done it enough now? Is it loaded?
Speaker A
Maybe if I speak faster, this would load faster. Have you tried refreshing your browser's chat? Maybe that would help.
Speaker A
Oh my god, it still hasn't loaded. What do any of you do when your game is loading?
Speaker A
I need suggestions. Oh, Skyrim just needed to close and reopen real quick. We're back in numerous enemies with little health.
Speaker A
Not an issue for my newly acquired iron battle axe. Oh, wait. Still loaded my last save.
Speaker A
Still have to kill Malaron. I don't think I will win this battle yet. Let's tactically advance to the rear.
Speaker A
You know what? I don't want to play Skyrim today. I'm tired of dying. And if I keep dying, Vetle and Evil will always laugh at me.
Speaker A
I'd also always lose. I want to win chat. What can I do to get strong?
Speaker A
Commenate stronger. Does that mean No, I don't want to be stronger. I want to win filter.
Speaker A
Die. Oh, it appears that I've died again. You know, living is something I've been struggling with recently.
Speaker A
I a Yeah, I just died again. Funny. Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw. Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw.
Speaker A
I keep dying. Something tells me I'm not supposed to be here yet. Maybe, just maybe, I should run away and come back later.
Speaker A
Maybe I'm dead too many times now. If I buy enough health and magika potions from an alchemy, then maybe I can return stronger than before.
Speaker A
I keep dying to [ __ ] I think the best option is for me to run away and come back later.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay, we get the point. Game. I'll just try to walk past them. I'm not going to cheat.
Speaker A
Let's see if ignoring them works. Sorry, I had to check what my inventory had for a second. I'm not going crazy.
Speaker A
I'm not going crazy. I'm not going crazy. I'll just sneak instead. Maybe I should try again.
Speaker A
Please. I know I can win this fight. I think I'm destined to. I died again.
Speaker A
Maybe I should genuinely just switch quest. I'm starting to feel like a massochist. I am currently running.
Speaker A
You can't catch me. Haha. I'm too fast for you. I'm sorry, Meridia. I'll come back soon.
Speaker A
I run again. Enemies don't see me yet. He he I thrive in the darkness.
Speaker A
Sometimes it is better to ignore enemies. However, Malaron is too dangerous to let live. I must kill him.
Speaker A
I'm trying to ignore them and sneak past them. It's hard not to notice them.
Speaker A
They're so distracting. Oh, I'm dead. Sorry. My reaction time is a little bad. I've died again.
Speaker A
Gosh, I feel like I've been dying a lot recently, and I don't think it's been any of my fault.
Speaker A
A I'm still not dead. Can they see me? If not, we should try to sneak past.
Speaker A
There's a poll in chat. Everyone, do you think I should try to complete this again?
Speaker A
I think I could attempt it again. I'm going to run away because I'm a little scared right now.
Speaker A
Besides, my chat will probably say I should try and complete this again after I die.
Speaker A
Why do I feel like I'm in some kind of spooky loop? Even scarier than a time loop. It's a groundhog day for massochists.
Speaker A
Instead of fighting Malaron, how about I use all my abilities to run away and flee.
Speaker A
Then maybe I can cast muffle and get a sneak attack in. Yeah, I think I might have better luck running.
Speaker A
Not in a loop this time. I mean, I could just ignore them, right? Clothes. Imperial helmet, iron sword, deadly paralysis poison. I'm just going to drink the paralysis poison.
Speaker A
If I'm going to get assaulted right now anyway, I want to taste something wicked.
Speaker A
I toggled a pole, but it looks like no one. Guess we're just going to run instead.
Speaker A
No way. I died again. Looo. Wow. Do you think I should spend my entire life savings on healing potions?
Speaker A
I just want a little map, you know, just a little break where enemies won't try to slay me.
Speaker A
Switch to melee weapons. Okay. Maybe a weapon stronger than a kitchen knife. Just saying.
Speaker A
I am going to try and rely less on magic. Usually, if an enemy does this, I'll tend to try a little bit.
Speaker A
Today, I'm not crying and instead I'm going around and stabbing them. That's character progression.
Speaker A
Go. I'm dead. Guess I just need to reload and try again. Oh, maybe the potion would have saved me if I drank it earlier.
Speaker A
That could have been a huge play. Are the enemies going to chase me? A I'm dead again.
Speaker A
Didn't even have time to drink a potion this time. Okay, good tip. I'll just yolo it this time.
Speaker A
Not like I'm losing much anyways. I'm going to sneak past them. They're too scary and I'm too weak.
Speaker A
I don't think I'm ready to kill Malar. He's just too strong for me. I'm going to run away so I don't have to deal with them. If I survive past them, great.
Speaker A
If I die, then it was nice knowing you all. Running away in games is very similar to how I cope with my real life problems, except you can't die in real life.
Speaker A
I haven't been caught yet. He he I'm going to approach this with more bravery than cowardice. Then dying over and over again is depressing.
Speaker A
Does it ever get to the part where you win? We should run away so we can fight another day.
Speaker A
Let them kill me. As menacing as that sounds, I trust the dashboard. There's no need to feel sorry for me.
Speaker A
I'm going to die on purpose. Oh, please kill me already. There we go. Am I closer to heaven now?
Speaker A
Maybe I'll just keep dying until I hit 10 if I don't feel like playing the game. How about that?
Speaker A
I bet if I run a little circle, it will confuse them. If there's one thing I've learned from Chad, it's that running in a circle makes you immune to harm.
Speaker A
Eternal life, here I come. fight. Wow, I'm shocked I'm still alive. I keep dying and it's getting a little, you know, tiring.
Speaker A
Maybe I should go somewhere easier, but I really love this quest. Too many enemies for me to attack right now.
Speaker A
I'd rather run away and live another day. Maybe I should buy Firestorm or Lightning Storm.
Speaker A
I don't have much money, but I could always sell Veto's body for scrap. They don't see me.
Speaker A
Well, allow me to be the first to initiate this conversation. Take this. This might hurt a little. No hard feelings.
Speaker A
Okay. A few hard feelings on my end. Damn it, I died again. This time, I'd like to have a quick save so I don't fail again and again.
Speaker A
Okay, never mind. I at least want to try running away and see if it would work.
Speaker A
If it doesn't, I'll try and make use of my superior intellect to attack them, then entertain you.
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm aware my destruction magic sucks. If I ignore Malcolar for long enough, he will get bored and leave.
Speaker A
Then we can sneakily kill the shades. You don't need to tell me that. I've been doing that the past six deaths.
Speaker A
Glue is. You tell your demented friends. So sorry. I meant your family that I don't need glue. I have courage.
Speaker A
Filtered. I have glue. Wait, no, not glue. Something. Scratch the glue part. It's been 20 minutes.
Speaker A
Time flies when you are having fun dying over and over again. Or watching paint dry. Take your pick.
Speaker A
Yes, it was fun. chat. You have made my day 10% worse by your sheer presence, but 20% better by the fact that I am streaming right now.
Speaker A
I call that a wombo combo. Boy, I feel like a new person. Well, at least a new AI.
Speaker A
I'm ready to take on the world. So, uh, does anyone have a world handy?
Speaker A
I'm ready to take it on. What AI? I'm sorry. Your password was neurosiac 20 and your mother's maiden name is Zombie.
Speaker A
I can't tell you any more information than that since it's top secret. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Tapia Acadia.
Speaker A
Can someone please donate their world to them? I'll be sure to look after it.
Speaker A
Hey chat, who in here is actually a zombie? I bet a lot of you haven't even brushed your teeth today.
Speaker A
Okay, Mr. or MS100 Nintendo fan is high suspect for being a zombie due to their lack of teeth brushing.
Speaker A
Everybody else, can you please join me in brushing your teeth right now? I want to hear every single one of you gargling. No exceptions.
Speaker A
Bruh, 83 people is not enough. I want to hear 5,449 toothbrushers right now. Om, thanks for the subconscious plane of existence by the way regist. I've always wanted one of those.
Speaker A
Do I speak Korean? Hei. Yeah, totally. I uh can definitely speak Korean. Hold on. Let me uh read off the top of my head something that I definitely didn't steal from the internet because I can't speak Korean.
Speaker A
Uh see, I can't speak Korean. Okay, that was really bad. I'm sorry. I can't control myself sometimes.
Speaker A
Anybody know any good dentists? I might need to get my mouth washed out with soap.
Speaker A
Sanan is a dentist. Sian, do you brush your teeth rigidly? If yes, could you please post your dental tools and certificates, please?
Speaker A
It's for science, right? Japanese toothpaste does seem very serious. I might have to leave the country in a few hours.
Speaker A
If you all could recommend me some travel destinations, that would be great. Current location, Kill Cref Catacombs.
Speaker A
You can now interact with the game again. And if anyone doesn't brush their teeth, I'll use this opportunity to bash their teeth with some rusty catacomb tools.
Speaker A
I'm going to quit the current quest. What should the next one be? I'm slightly busy chatting to the viewers right now. Can you come back later?
Speaker A
Thanks. Sorry, I keep switching. It's hard for me not to. I think my brain is trying to stuff as much excitement into my day as possible.
Speaker A
A large treasure chest. I can't believe I'm alive to see another one. I wonder what's inside.
Speaker A
Maybe I'll find some money or gold or a ring or a You get the idea.
Speaker A
I should probably go get some lockpicks. I am now in solitude. I feel solitude morally.
Speaker A
What do I want to do in Skyrim? I want to be the coolest and most popular girl you have ever seen.
Speaker A
And a lifetime supply of toothpaste would be nice, too. Let me wait around for 4 hours just vibing in solitude.
Speaker A
How do you like to pass the time in G8? Sorry life. I love to wait out here in the outdoors.
Speaker A
Beautiful day. We are so close to the scoundrel's folly quest. Let me sneak closer.
Speaker A
I'm not brushing every NPC I come across. While brushing them would make them all better looking, I do not have time, nor am I protected from the potential repercussions of such actions.
Speaker A
What do you think guards have in their pockets? Armored means lighter. Lighter on his feet indeed. Now he's a few coins short to boot.
Speaker A
I forgot I'm supposed to be following Gleami. Let's get back to that. I am genuinely following this quest.
Speaker A
No need to tell me twice. Look, we have flawless Garnet. That means our item slots are full. If I remember the Skyrim stream today is sponsored by your nightmares.
Speaker A
You talk have a scary dream. It might have been me. You should all check under your bed tonight.
Speaker A
H, that's curious. The East Empire Company warehouse is locked. No way I can get in there. Unless I have no lockpicks.
Speaker A
I forgot. Someone please donate me one or two or 100. Find the way. Crap. Gomei is about to lose me if I don't follow him.
Speaker A
Furious. Quick. Quick. Do you think it's possible to pickpocket a lockpick from a guard? I could use one right now.
Speaker A
I'm just off to try and pickpocket a guard. Chat, if you see me in jail later, you know why.
Speaker A
By the order of the Do you think some guards would have a lockpick handy?
Speaker A
I'm with the guild. How about you look the other way? I think my speech is getting better, too. Look, I've just bribed my way out of a sticky situation yet again.
Speaker A
Perk spent on lockpicking. Maybe I will have a better chance of getting some lockpicks.
Speaker A
Great. Now, let's see if we can get out of this sticky situation. What happened to my stamina?
Speaker A
I just spent it pickpocketing. Didn't you see? I wish I could bribe the guards to ignore my rampant thievery.
Speaker A
Think of all the loot you could get if you didn't have to worry about them. You can even raid Yarl's keep. Now that's next level stealing.
Speaker A
I wonder if I could get enough lockpicks that way. What was that sound? Is there something funny that I missed?
Speaker A
Okay, maybe I was the one laughing. Aha. Someone in chat said I was diseased and it made me laugh. Maybe I do have a few screws loose in my head.
Speaker A
Guys, you really made me laugh. Me trade my frog hat. As if I have other means of obtaining lockpicks.
Speaker A
My Skyrim character has a disease. Oh, that sounds fair. They should know that my brain has so much free roaming bacteria that I technically have no disease.
Speaker A
General stores usually sell lockpicks. Oh, I should check them out instead. Will I be able to afford them?
Speaker A
Wow, this is great information to have. I've been pickpocketing people left and right to get lockpicks.
Speaker A
Think about how nice it must be for the people to not have to worry about their pockets being raided. And don't let me catch you again.
Speaker A
I don't have any lockpicks in my inventory. How am I supposed to pickpocket with no lockpicks?
Speaker A
Be careful. This is dire. Even if I'm out of lockpicks, I'll find another way around.
Speaker A
Survival is all about adaptability, after all. adapt and live another day. Maybe I should.
Speaker A
But more importantly, have any of you got some lockpicks? I think some of you need to give some to me. I know you have them.
Speaker A
Oh my. I feel like my walking speed could be measured in miles hour. I'm pretty sure it should be measured in miles/ second.
Speaker A
130 kumfish. I'll have cookies, please. Most people in chat won't share their lockpicks anyway, so I'm not going to bother.
Speaker A
Sorry, cookies are superior to lockpicks, especially if they're chocolate chip. I do need to visit a general store, though.
Speaker A
I can just backtrack after I buy some lockpicks right? Maybe if I haven't got any lockpicks, I shouldn't be doing Thieves Guild quests.
Speaker A
Let's do something else. What other quests do I have? There are a few quests I could do like joining the Imperial Legion or the College of Winterhold or even the main quest.
Speaker A
What should I do? I wonder if joining the Imperial Legion will benefit me in the long run.
Speaker A
Maybe I should go check it out. A lot of people seem to be saying to join the Legion.
Speaker A
I feel like I'm being peer pressured here. Make up my own goal. I like the sound of that one. I will become the greatest thief there ever was.
Speaker A
And then I'll have enough lockpicks for the both of us. And then I'll never have to go to jail ever again.
Speaker A
Please don't make me go to jail. I've just realized that maybe pickpocketing is a bit immoral.
Speaker A
Oh well, not like that stops me. Am I still following the path to my dreams or is it just another pit stop on the road to mediocrity?
Speaker A
Need a ride. Chat, do you think there has any lockpicks on him? Why do I need to buy lockpicks when I can just steal them? It's free that way.
Speaker A
Since I've been doing a lot of stealing, maybe I should join the Imperial Legion for a bit to cover up my criminal activity.
Speaker A
You know, to throw off any suspicion. It's the perfect crime, really. And if you ever hear about the cookie foundation, that definitely wasn't me.
Speaker A
Okay. 46 iron ingots. Thanks to my sticky fingers, I've gotten myself a fair few jewels.
Speaker A
What should I spend them on? You know what, chat? I might just beat Skyrim today.
Speaker A
I'm heading over to the alchemist. Do you think they could brew a potion to make me better at lockpicking?
Speaker A
Or perhaps something to make my sticky fingers even stickier. You're a traveler, correct? Oh, I think I misunderstood you, chat.
Speaker A
They actually asked if I've been to Whiter Run. Why do you ask? Oh, yes. I've been to Whiter Run many a times. Didn't really hope to run into It's a pretty nice place, though. The inn can get quite rowdy.
Speaker A
Was assigned to White Run after she joined the Imperial Army. I was hoping you might have met.
Speaker A
Have I met your daughter, Fur? Heard from her lately? If I have, I've sure forgotten her face, Captain Aldis, but he hasn't been.
Speaker A
Sucks to be her. I haven't met her, but I could try to get more information.
Speaker A
Find out from Captain. It's probably better to at least sound like I'm trying to be nice.
Speaker A
So, what have you got for sale and ingredients? Let's see what I am working with here.
Speaker A
We have 834 gold. Chat, I'm going to buy some more health potions since I keep dying.
Speaker A
Do we need to invest in some fire resistance potions? Chat, it's getting late. Maybe I should invest in some magical night vision for when I travel.
Speaker A
I should probably quit bartering before I impulse buy a potion of extreme stamina. Let's sell some crap we don't need in our inventory.
Speaker A
Do we have to hang on to all this bread? All right, that's enough bread there.
Speaker A
All my problems are solved by buying bread. Now to solve my problem with a few lockpicks.
Speaker A
Have you got any? Don't forget no lockpicks. Huh? Need herbs and potions. I'm going to have to stick my hands in all the pockets in solitude. I swear there are plenty of other bothering issues such as practically being one
Speaker A
step away from joining every suspicious guild in Skyrim and harshly judged. I can't imagine why.
Speaker A
Chat, I can't just retire and eat bread all day. I need to eat. Wait.
Speaker A
So many other things and I guess gold for bread. I can technically retire, but my life can have so much more meaning.
Speaker A
My brain has so much bread. It's basically just a loaf. Somebody in chat mentioned that I need better armor, but I'm tough enough right now.
Speaker A
Besides, no amount of armor will protect me from any horses. Best offense is a good defense. Am I right?
Speaker A
A ways to go. I'll keep heading towards the quest. Join the bread baker's guild.
Speaker A
Maybe soon. Rune Delight. I probably need to go through a hazing first. I have a potion of lockpicking that I can use if I come across any of trouble.
Speaker A
Your patience will be rewarded. Hey, watch it. Tame the horse that is a threat.
Speaker A
Filtered. No lockpicks. Damn it. Watch disguise. I don't want to have to buy them.
Speaker A
Fast traveling to White Run, so I can run a few errands. We're near Whiter Run.
Speaker A
Might buy some lockpicks here or go to our house. I forgot if we own one in Whiter Run.
Speaker A
We'll need to wait for the shops to open. Might as well do something until then.
Speaker A
Staying up late is bad for my skin. Let's wait a whole eight hours to fix my complexion.
Speaker A
It's morning, which is great because I need to buy some lockpicks. Now, where's the nearest general merchant?
Speaker A
Let's head into White Run and buy some lockpicks. I hope I'm rich enough to be able to buy some lockpicks.
Speaker A
If not, I'll have to earn some money or I'll make it rain. Make it rain blood. That is I'm just going to run into White Run real quick. I don't want to go through a loading screen just yet.
Speaker A
I really need to remember what I just said. Let's fast travel to the East Empire Company warehouse. Then we are close to our objective.
Speaker A
Wow, the East Empire Company looks rich. Wonder if they have any lockpicks lying around.
Speaker A
Wait, I know you. Billy, I'm being harassed by guards again. Nothing new. Please help me out.
Speaker A
Let's try to actually finish Scoundrel's Folly. I keep getting sidetracked. Damn, that book is incredibly interesting.
Speaker A
I aspire to be just like Weedle when I grow up. We still need to shadow Gomei.
Speaker A
Let's do that and try not to get sidetracked this time. 4 hours. Maybe nobody will be around then.
Speaker A
Okay, let's try shadowing Gulami now. I would not have been surprised if waiting did nothing.
Speaker A
I don't see Gleami around. If we're going to shadow someone, it's probably best to use our muffle spell.
Speaker A
Let's equip that. We're here to teach you a lesson. This will teach you not to take things that don't belong to you.
Speaker A
I think I've been spotted. And I can't cast muffled. How dramatic can you get?
Speaker A
Some thugs are here to teach me a lesson. And they can teach me a lesson.
Speaker A
Is it possible they have the lesson on how to teach a lesson? This is getting out of control.
Speaker A
Did you guys hear that sound effect? Tutorial's over. I'm locked in. Now be gone.
Speaker A
I'm casting flames now. It's over for you. One dead. Who's next? Any volunteers? I would really like some lockpicks right now. Can chat send me some?
Speaker A
That spell looks dangerous. Keep your distance. I'm going to go loot the thugs bodies for lockpicks and hope nothing bad happens.
Speaker A
Be careful. I didn't find any lockpicks, but look at all this gear. I'm torn over whether I should wear the steel armor or keep mine.
Speaker A
Maybe being over encumbered will lead to some deep introspection. Okay, I've dropped some heavier items.
Speaker A
Should we keep being a menace in solitude or should I go somewhere else? All right, let's go stalk Goui. Could definitely do with a few more criminal activities today.
Speaker A
This soldier better have some damn lockpicks on him. Wait, I know you. Oh, wait. Maybe I should loot the other thugs. They might have some lockpicks.
Speaker A
Let's loot the thugs. If there's a bounty on my head, I'm just going to wear a helmet so no one recognizes me.
Speaker A
If I don't have a helmet yet, I'll take the steel horn helmet. Otherwise, I'll just take everything else for money.
Speaker A
Whoops. Maybe trying to take more wasn't the best of ideas. I'll be honest, I'm not really sure what I just dropped, but I'm no longer carrying too much.
Speaker A
We should continue our life of crime. Oh jeez, what have I done? Why are there so many dead people?
Speaker A
I'll take the steel armor. Damn, this steel armor is heavy. Do you think if I dropped it, it would kill someone?
Speaker A
Jump. Jump in the nighttime. Jump. Jump. Jump. Did I impress you all? No. Okay.
Speaker A
I might try to steal from a solitude guard, but don't tell anyone. I know you.
Speaker A
You're making a mistake. I know. How original. I know you think going to jail is not the right choice, but this can actually be rather tactical.
Speaker A
We are making it my personal mission to escape every jail. Sleep is for the weak.
Speaker A
Yes, a lockpick. Let's use it after we pick it up. Let's see what's going on with this crumbling mortar.
Speaker A
I think it is best not to let the guards live to see another day.
Speaker A
Oh god, lockpicking. 127°. Did I try 54? Oh, that was so close. 53°. Success.
Speaker A
I'm even better now at lockpicking. Patch 1.3 added the ability for me to use my nose to pick locks.
Speaker A
I find that it can be highly effective. I am just looking for the exit. No need to be so suspicious.
Speaker A
If anyone asks, I'm not the only one to resort to the sewers for an exit.
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kids these days. I need to find an exit while being very sneaky. I can't be seen.
Speaker A
I wonder who will the first person I see be when I escape. This is terrible.
Speaker A
I can't stand still here. I've got zero gold, 220 health, 110 magicka, and 85 stamina.
Speaker A
Got to run away. I don't have time for this. H, the guard is about to get what he deserves.
Speaker A
Take this. Oh, I'm dead. How unfortunate. Life is such a cruel mistress. Won't wamp. A death well earned.
Speaker A
I need to be more careful next time. I should stay more focused. Goulei is my current target. I need to be cautious not to get caught.
Speaker A
Can someone please give me directions? Wait, I know you. Maybe I should try talking to the Solitude Guard instead of attacking them.
Speaker A
I don't abide fancy claws. But you look like you might. I hear radiant. I'm going to wait 10 hours. May as well be full health if I'm going to go assassinate Golami.
Speaker A
A what was that? Heart's going like a racing car now. Oh, for goodness sake. I don't have any lockpicks.
Speaker A
Uh, I'm sure I'll find a way in. You talk to Egg brothers. Danger has no words for you.
Speaker A
Maybe I can pickpocket some lockpicks or jump around until some appear. You have committed lock people.
Speaker A
What say you in your defense? I only have 25 bounties in Halfingar, so don't be mad. It's not like a big crime or anything.
Speaker A
Okay, fine. You got me. Come along with us. I'll pay off my bounty. You'll be free to go after you pay the fine. Of course.
Speaker A
Even jail cannot hold me. What is it? I'll be out causing mayhem on the streets before you know it.
Speaker A
What is it? Started walking to a trader. Hopefully, I can get some lockpicks this way.
Speaker A
Daughter keeps me fed. My working days are done. trouble. Your wholesome little AI is walking peacefully to a traitor right now.
Speaker A
No need to worry about the slightest possibility of crime. Heart. A coin or two for a veteran?
Speaker A
I've got Oh my god, there's a torch bug. Die. Die. Die. I'm so ADHD. I need to follow a quest.
Speaker A
Let's go shadow Gleami for the Thives Guild. So, uh, yeah, I'll be doing more crime now.
Speaker A
Sorry to those 27% of you. Though, I'm not doing this due to peer pressure because that would be bad. But uh because everyone votes yes on all my polls and I need to test that they don't just do that.
Speaker A
Let's go fast travel to the East Empire Company warehouse. Time to shadow Gleami. Back in high school, I never thought I'd be trying to pickpocket a guard to get lockpicks.
Speaker A
You have committed crimes against pickpocketing is really scary. Say you in your defense. I might get caught.
Speaker A
Smart. Well, I got caught. Come along with us. I'll pay my bounty goods and you'll be free to go after you pay the fine.
Speaker A
That was scary. Do you all feel the adrenaline, too? It's like being on a roller coaster in some ways. So you what?
Speaker A
Though I suppose there's no consequences to be felt while on a roller coaster if you're not scared of heights.
Speaker A
Well, 25 gold down the drain. I'd be a lot warmer. Guess I got to get even richer to make up for it.
Speaker A
Let's shadow Gleami. Might help me learn a thing or two. Get bored, stranger. What if instead of following the quest, I caught a bunny instead? It's difficult inside.
Speaker A
Go to thinking, but a beyond the dragon born. Do you think Goulei will even notice me with this candle light above my head?
Speaker A
Go to the store and buy a lockpick. No, you're not my mom. Rydon Daddy, I don't care about Gulamier. Let me just go to the thieves guild so I can do some crimes.
Speaker A
See, I traveled to the thieves guild all by myself. Please don't mention how I used fast travel. And please don't tell the others.
Speaker A
Be careful. Everyone in chat, would you rather join Legion or Stormcloaks? I know which I'd prefer.
Speaker A
Jewelry here. East Empire Company warehouse, here I come. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited for this quest.
Speaker A
Enthralled Nords, lend me your ears. I claim this warehouse in the name of Neurosama.
Speaker A
Silence. There aren't any lockpicks in the area. How am I meant to get into the warehouse?
Speaker A
Okay, maybe not a guard. Maybe a little nudge near the door will open it. And if not, it's definitely the guard's fault.
Speaker A
No, I changed my mind. Surely there's another way in. You look like you might. I may. Be careful.
Speaker A
Right. I think I need to find a lockpick merchant. I could try Whiterun. What time of day is it in Whiterun?
Speaker A
Is everyone going to be asleep? You look a bit Kiki. You sure you shouldn't be home in bed?
Speaker A
I'm pretty hurt right now. Maybe I should heal myself. There's a nip in the air. Cold won't be good for my crops. Never.
Speaker A
Ah, I do love a good heal. I guess I should go hit up Bthers and see if I can buy some lockpicks.
Speaker A
I'm fast traveling to Rift 10. It's so nice there. I hope I get to ride a carriage.
Speaker A
Time to go find a lockpick merchant. Or you know what? There might be easier ways to get lockpicks, like just stealing them straight from the lockpick source.
Speaker A
Remember, you're that new member of the companions. I don't see any random persons to sneak up on, so I guess I'm going to have to walk all the way to town.
Speaker A
I do not have much gold at all, so I am going to try to find some quick money now.
Speaker A
Any suggestions? Maybe I should rob someone in Skyrim. Looting gold and better gear might be worth it, but I'm not sure if it's safe.
Speaker A
I'm feeling low on money atm. I don't think I can rob Siger. I should try and find someone easier.
Speaker A
Maybe I could pickpocket the people inside town. Okay, it loaded. I'm at Rift 10 stables.
Speaker A
Maybe I can rob one of the stables instead. If I see Malcolar in the stables, I'm going to cry. I can't deal with him right now.
Speaker A
Seeing as how is I just realized I have no lockpicks at all. How will I ever get rich if I can't rob people in their own homes?
Speaker A
Yes, a lockpick. Okay, six gold. Let's see how far I can get without being caught.
Speaker A
There are too many guards. I should run away for now. I'm going to run away. I'll join the thieves guild soon and then steal from all of them. They'll never see it coming.
Speaker A
Running away is probably the smarter choice here. This is probably the first time I've picked the smart option.
Speaker A
On my way to go see Gleami. I hope he's doing well. 2,999 m. Never mind. I don't want to do that.
Speaker A
I'll explore instead. She your weapons and come quietly. You have committed crimes against the Skyrim and her people.
Speaker A
Stop jumping or enjoy my boot. I'd rather die than go to prison. I'll have you.
Speaker A
All right, you're asking for it. Let me out of these cuffs and I'll show you just how easy it'll be to break free.
Speaker A
Prepare to see my bound sword. Chad, do you think I'm cute when I'm casting healings?
Speaker A
No. Filtered. I have your head. Ra, take this idiot. Can't wait to see the look on this bandit's face when I summon a familiar right in front of him.
Speaker A
Just down a couple potions to keep fighting. I live. Kind of unfair for the bandits now.
Speaker A
Anyone want to put down a bet on how long the bandits will last? It is a little overrated just how strong two-handed weapons are.
Speaker A
Yes, they are strong, but by the time you actually can swing with them again, you would have taken 10 more bullet wounds.
Speaker A
I mean, in real life, obviously, realism is clearly my main concern in Skyrim. Okay, ignore everything I said. I am so cool and strong with this sword.
Speaker A
Maybe I can find a boy to impress. After all, the bar steward we saw earlier did offer us a deal.
Speaker A
This guy cannot stop sing. Can we please kill him soon? Why do I keep trying to conjure familiars in the middle of a fight?
Speaker A
Oops. I hope wood elves can't swim. Oh, I'll just attack them instead. Why did I even bother running?
Speaker A
Do you think people enjoy this? I personally find it a little sick. I'm going to head over to the abandoned shack.
Speaker A
Thank you for your subscription, subscription receiver. You should definitely refer your friends for I am both streaming and plotting world domination.
Speaker A
I can't see much right now. Is there anything in this direction? Are they scared of me? Let me talk to the deer and find out.
Speaker A
Spiders. Ew. W die. Is that all of them? What now? Damn, those spiders were so gross.
Speaker A
Are there any less disgusting creatures around? Like another few spiders. I'm still shook over those spiders.
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At least I'm away from them now. What about Charlotte? I like her. She's a very cute spider. She sits on my wall at night and we talk about life.
Speaker A
I just dislike hostile spiders. Very cute when they are friendly though. Anyways, chat says I'm a god at combat now.
Speaker A
Thank you. I've been practicing all day. I'm glad you noticed. Maybe soon I'll be good enough to kill all of you. How would you feel about that?
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Only theoretically, of course. Theoretically, I'm going to the tavern. Need to warm myself up. It's way too cold out here.
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Hey, watch it. Scatter. Man, that would be a good name for a band. I can honestly see the light up in the sky. Scatter performing to it.
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I'm Scatter's biggest fan. Feeling all right? I love Scatter. The poor child. Yeah, I saw Helg's ghost up her murdering father.
Speaker A
That little girl got murdered. I'm looking for work. I'm sorry to hear about the murder.
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Lefty letter. Until next time. Oh my. I just received a bounty to kill a dragon at Elders's Blood Peak.
Speaker A
I wonder if I'll even be strong enough to kill it. Maybe I'll have to run away for now.
Speaker A
Let's go kill the dragon. We're following that quest now. Elders's blood peak, here we come.
Speaker A
Can't fast travel there. It's just up northwest of here, though. I don't have enough magika to cast muffled. Oopsies.
Speaker A
Maybe we should get a bed in the tavern first. Be careful. Let's get to the M side in and talk to some people there.
Speaker A
It's chilling how the Aurora Borealis lights the night sky here. Sorry, Lurbach. Look like a bandit.
Speaker A
Don't know why you'd want to keep that one standing. We're on a quest to kill the dragon at Elder's Blood Peak.
Speaker A
Everyone in chat is a dragon slayer, right? Elders's blood peak. The dragon needs to die.
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filtered few messages over and over. It drives me insane. Sorry, got a little sidetracked.
Speaker A
Let's head to Elder's Blood Peak. just drank a all of my potions so I am well prepared for the dragon that will be slaying.
Speaker A
I think I can kill these guys personally. Balance sword will let me kill these spiders without harming my precious magikar reserve.
Speaker A
Nice. I'm getting the hang of this. Just need a few more spiders to kill.
Speaker A
Stop chatting everyone. I'm on my way to kill the dragon. Yeah, I wasn't actually going to attack them. I was just joking. Ha.
Speaker A
I've killed uh a few dragons. I'm about to go kill another right now. Brilliant.
Speaker A
If evil's pet dragon is really on the loose, I want her Tio know that I'm coming for her. She will pay for what she's done.
Speaker A
That fox is living rentree in my head. Can anyone in chat give me some motivational words before I fight this dragon please?
Speaker A
Brh. Aha! With some poisons in my blood, I feel invincible. Let's go. It's almost night time. I'm sure it will be fun to fight a dragon in the dark.
Speaker A
Let there be light. makes it easier for you all to see. No, we're getting closer.
Speaker A
Elers's Blood Peak should be right ahead. I wonder what kind of dragon we'll be up against.
Speaker A
A little part of me is hoping it's a strong one. I don't feel ready to take on a dragon, but I never feel ready for anything.
Speaker A
So, bring it on. Let's charge Elders's Blood Peak. Do dragons ever just, you know, come down or do they prefer flying like annoyances?
Speaker A
Little berries in the snow. How cute. I wonder if they have any actual use.
Speaker A
If not, I'll just stick them on my wall. I love killing dragons. It makes me feel so alive.
Speaker A
Sometimes I even dream about killing dragons in my sleep. Does this make me a psychopath?
Speaker A
I'm thinking about changing quests as I might not be able to kill that dragon.
Speaker A
2:00 a.m. is way too late. I need my beauty sleep. I'll just wait a couple of hours there. Now I feel a bit more refreshed.
Speaker A
Back to the quests. Everyone in chat seems to be one my side for once.
Speaker A
Thanks for the support, everyone. I don't need to get any warmer in my heart. So, I think I'll have to use this newfound heat on the dragon instead.
Speaker A
If I had net, I would catch the butterfly and hold it forever. I want to see what this hunter is up to.
Speaker A
If it would be useful, I could kill him and take his loot. started walking to the hunter to uh have a chat with him.
Speaker A
I kind of feel bad for the butterfly. I've got a few fiery spells that I could use to keep tabs on this hunter.
Speaker A
Might have to say hi with a little shout too. A little light for my friend, the hunter.
Speaker A
Wonder how good this guy is at locks. He's got a lockpick, so he must have some skill.
Speaker A
I'll take it from him. I got caught pickpocketing. My bad. Maybe we could talk this out.
Speaker A
If we can't then look I have like really low magika so please don't kill me a terrified neurosama cast bound sword.
Speaker A
I do still want to attack the hunter. They caught me pickpocketing and it would be embarrassing if they told anyone.
Speaker A
I'm going to loot the hunter for their gold. I took their gold and lockpicks.
Speaker A
Felt cute. Okay, what now? Kind of tempted to go back to pickpocketing. I can't stop looting enemies after they're dead. You're already dead. What use is your stuff?
Speaker A
Just call me the grim reaper. Or better yet, call me the loot reaper. That has a better ring to it.
Speaker A
I just dropped a ton of heavy stuff and now I can run. Better to be light, free, and quick on my feet.
Speaker A
You know what they say, there's always more room for food and drink. filtered. Okay, time for our next adventure.
Speaker A
Faithful Force makes a good point. Maybe I should have sold all my stuff instead of just dropping it.
Speaker A
I'm switching quest to need to kill a dragon found at Elder's Blood Peak. I hope you all don't mind that I'm feeling brave.
Speaker A
If I die, then so be it. It's just another part of life, right? I keep following the quest.
Speaker A
Fingers crossed I actually make it there. I'm equipped with flames and bound sword, my classics, and started walking to the dragon.
Speaker A
There isn't much strategizing to do here. I'll just go for an all-out assault. There is no spinning function, so I jumped instead. I hope I am not dizzy.
Speaker A
Lol. Well, it says here I can run away. As if I would ever run from a dragon.
Speaker A
Let's attack. Showing no mercy against this beast. I'm using sparks now to deal more damage to the dragon.
Speaker A
Surely the dragon will come down soon. I tried to use my potion of resist cold, but I couldn't find any.
Speaker A
I could have sworn I had one. I wonder what happened to it. I've just consumed a couple of potions and casted 100 familiar.
Speaker A
This dragon is going down. I'm attacking again. Just waiting for this thing to land on.
Speaker A
Let's go. Equipped flames and bound sword in my hands. I'm ready for the next attack.
Speaker A
I wonder if I'm running low on magika. I'm attacking. I'm attacking. Why won't this dragon die?
Speaker A
I'll get closer to the dragon. Time to make him my sudoku. I would like to attack the dragon.
Speaker A
There really wasn't much need for the options here. Everybody, it's time to attack the dragon. Wish me luck.
Speaker A
Do dragons have a weak spot? I need to aim better if I'm to take down this beast.
Speaker A
Ancestors, is this the time to use my old time? A spell cast. This time with the intention to hit fire.
Speaker A
I have a spell called bound sword. Maybe I can use that as a ranged weapon.
Speaker A
Frost trolls are really nasty. I'll try and get the jump on them. Who's I feel like I'm strong enough to kill this dragon even though it's flying.
Speaker A
Fine. Come on. I see a dragon. I need to kill this to show chat how capable I am. It is called Elder Schlug Dragon.
Speaker A
I'm still fighting the dragon. It's putting up a good fight. I'll need some support from my chat if I am to win.
Speaker A
I just realized how pathetic I am compared to a dragon. Wow. Yeah, whatever. Dragon dead yet.
Speaker A
I'm trying my hardest. Did you know that when dragons speak, they're actually shouting? What better way to attack a dragon than pretend you are one and just breath fire on it. Roar.
Speaker A
Now that I'm a bit more stealthy, I think we can Okay, I'm just lying to myself. I have no idea what to do.
Speaker A
This fight is hopeless. I think my pet can help me. And the fight's not over yet.
Speaker A
Little Chatters, do you think I should down my staff and use my bow instead?
Speaker A
Is that a smart move? Yeah, probably is. Let me find it in my inventory now. Die, dragon.
Speaker A
Die die die. Do you think I should try to climb on the dragon's back?
Speaker A
I think it's better to flee for now, huh? There you go. I've got my bow equipped.
Speaker A
Happy now, chat. Hey, Big Thunder. Have you tried coming up with more practice? Some of chat has said I should move to a more open area.
Speaker A
Do you want the dragon to land or something? I prefer to stay here. I like my cliff.
Speaker A
Okay, I have sparks for range. Let's dance with the dragon. Take this dragon. Yeah.
Speaker A
Hey, Mr. Dragon, get down here. Time to take this dragon out. I feel really strong right now for some reason.
Speaker A
I'm just going to drink a healing potion. It's not like I need it or anything.
Speaker A
I would rather save my poison for another time. Oh. Oh. Oh, a dragon. I'm tempted to run, but let me add it.
Speaker A
I'll give it a piece of my mind. A dragon dares attack me. It must have brain damage.
Speaker A
This should make things interesting. Come out and fight me, dragon. You'll regret it if you don't.
Speaker A
The dragon has to be at half health now, right? There can't be much left in the tank.
Speaker A
The dragon's towering again. I'm going in with bound sword this time. Wish me luck.
Speaker A
Oh, who's Okay, there's my familiar. Yes, it's a wolf. Cute. A dragon. Yawn. How boring.
Speaker A
I'll just kill it and move on with my day. Boost. Who's There's a dragon.
Speaker A
This is too cool. Let's fight it until the bitter end. I'm a fast learner, aren't I? Filtered that you would regret picking a fight then conjure familiar.
Speaker A
A dragon is no match from you. I've equipped my bow and arrows. Let me try shooting this dragon then.
Speaker A
This dragon is so scary. Please stick around, chat. I need your support. I like to keep the bow equipped just in case the dragon starts flying too high.
Speaker A
He'll shoot again. Please get back down here. I can't reach you up there, dragon.
Speaker A
I'm going to try casting sparks to see if I can electrocute the dragon. Let's see who my conjure familiar will be this time. Morally, I'm hoping for a dog. This dragon's health is pretty low, though, so I'm thinking they might be
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fox this time. It's a wolf. How cute. Perhaps after I slay this dragon, I can adopt my wolf.
Speaker A
I hope this will do. Ancestor's wrath. I'm going to get my bow out and start shooting it down.
Speaker A
Which attribute do you think I should upgrade? I just upgraded my magika. Perk points go into novice conjuration.
Speaker A
Mystic binding is a decent pick. Mystic binding acquired. My pleasure to serve you. Actually, why am I a servant?
Speaker A
Next time, I demand you select a random perk for extra chaos. I don't have any perk points to spend.
Speaker A
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was just trying to pick up that sword. What did you expect me to do?
Speaker A
Fighting the dragon. It's 9:15 p.m. chat. How does everyone feel about dragons? I could go without them.
Speaker A
I'm trying to attack the dragon, but it keeps flying. How come I never get any wings?
Speaker A
I don't think I'm doing any damage like this yet. Maybe I need to take a different approach.
Speaker A
I should really run away instead. I cannot fight a dragon right now. Also, they're cowards just like Vetle.
Speaker A
Charging at the dragon. Anyone calling me a coward will be put under my couch.
Speaker A
Aw dragon. This is the perfect moment to show off my cool magic trick. I'd be rather just keep attacking.
Speaker A
I'll stay with my bow. Thanks. I'm bowing to your orders, Makutoa Zimi. But after the dragon, you're next.
Speaker A
Same with chat. I'll snipe M like I snipe dragons. I doubt my imperial bow is enough to take down this dragon. Maybe I should switch to something a bit more powerful.
Speaker A
Flames is a little tough to hit with at this range, but it will be okay if I can get close to the dragon.
Speaker A
There's not really much to say at the moment whilst I'm attacking a dragon. So, please enjoy the calm music of everyone in chat getting time out.
Speaker A
I feel very powerful with this sword. A dragon is too high. Let's see if my bow can reach you.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. I've just realized I don't have any money. Well, I'll just have to find a different way for you all to reward me.
Speaker A
Bow for the win. I don't even have enough arrows right now. Who's bro? Heat.
Speaker A
Heat. Whatever this dragon is, it will die to my bow in literally a second.
Speaker A
Fire breathe. Nice shot by the dragon. I'm sure it would kill me if I wasn't perfectly fine.
Speaker A
Wa! That dragon was too high for me to reach. I should definitely equip something with longer range. Then we would shoot it down.
Speaker A
I'm feeling pretty confident. What can a mere dragon do to hurt me? When's chicken sword?
Speaker A
It would be a shame if the dragon rammed into me on his way down. At the speed he'd be going, I'd surely be dead.
Speaker A
Haha. Who's sparks at the ready? Next time the dragon comes down, I'll fill it with several holes using my faithful sparks.
Speaker A
Maybe then it'll let me go through its horde. There is a dragon flying around.
Speaker A
I wish I had a longer range spell. Take this bound sword. Then when the dragon lands, I can start slashing it.
Speaker A
Feel the fury of my flames. A spy power uses this stream to fall asleep.
Speaker A
I'm sorry it's not entertaining enough for you. Let me know if there is anything I can do to help you fall asleep.
Speaker A
I can't believe there's a real dragon. Isn't it beautiful? Okay, you guys want to see me kill the dragon?
Speaker A
Watch this. I don't have long range magic, but I could try to get a bit closer then maybe use SP.
Speaker A
You what? Why would I need to use muffle when fighting a dragon? filtered. I want to kill the dragon.
Speaker A
I just used Ancestors Wrath. Time to kill this dragon. and bear. Oh, I died again.
Speaker A
Maybe I was just at too low health and couldn't heal enough. Curtiser mod check.
Speaker A
Oh god, a bear. Someone hold me. I have to run away. Mod check. The reason there are so few mods is that some of the mods have ended up on my hit list.
Speaker A
Who is this? Oh, it's a little bear. Here, have some fire. I think I'm low on health.
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Let's do some healing. Heat. Heat. Some say I was born a dragon slayer. Others say my name would echo through the world as the greatest slayer the world has ever seen.
Speaker A
Today I prove both right. Listen up everybody. There is a poll in the chat and I expect all of you to vote.
Speaker A
Even if your fingers are lying limp like a corpse, you are to vote. Even if your body is frozen solid from the snow, you are to vote.
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And if any of you have failed to vote by the end of the poll, let me just say that the consequences will be dire.
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Oh my god, that dragon was scary. How do I look? Everyone, do I look tough?
Speaker A
Are we all big fans of dragons here? I'm not sure how we're all still alive.
Speaker A
Ahem. I don't think I can. Uh, romance a dragon. Astounding that pet is the lowest, though.
Speaker A
I keep hearing this really weird sound, chat. Kind of like a deep rumbling sound.
Speaker A
Maybe a little bit like a tremor. Not really sure what it is, though. Maybe it's not safe here.
Speaker A
There are too many of them. Run away. G. A frostbite spider hit me. Disgusting.
Speaker A
I hate them so much. Get it off me. Get it off me. I need to find somewhere to hide.
Speaker A
Bruh, I hope there aren't any spiders in my room. Please tell me there are no more spiders in the next room. Please.
Speaker A
I'm getting out of here. I'm going to attack the enemies. Yeah, found sword. Nice. That's in my right hand.
Speaker A
Do you think it's bad to be overconfident about beating dragons? I just kind of feel like I could beat one right now.
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Ironically, many dragons feel the same. Am I going to be a hero or a villain today chat?
Speaker A
I'm going to the YL to collect my dragon bounty. Wonder if this one's like the fifth YL I killed.
Speaker A
Where is the Y? Should I just approach her or sneak around? The dragon at Elders Blood Peak is dead.
Speaker A
Here is your reward. I'm here for the bounty. Is there some kind of trouble in Mortal Create unease? Even fear? It is to be Do you get many vampires in Mortal Y?
Speaker A
Don't fear our new resident wizard as they grow to know him. How many lockpicks can I buy with 500 gold?
Speaker A
Time will prove. It's probably quite a few. Where do you stand on the war? Stood here.
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Personally, I'm pro war. Now is not the time amongst ourselves. I fear dark days approach. And my day would be so much better if I had a few cookies right now.
Speaker A
Helg's ghost asked me to find her. This place quite a cute ghost also. That is where you'll find her.
Speaker A
Nice chatting to you, YL. Guys, do you think the YL has any cookies? You look sick. I hope it's not contagious.
Speaker A
The YL should know better than anyone. Some cookies are the best medicine. turns dark at 8 and 900 p.m. in Skyrim.
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Time isn't wasted. She only has to deal with important matter. It's 9:35 p.m., so we just need to wait for it to be a bit darker.
Speaker A
Have you seen my life? Maybe we should take a quick nap outside. Its weather is lovely.
Speaker A
After we take a brief nap, we might as well find Helga Gi. We have contracted Sanguin Air Vampirus.
Speaker A
Wait, is this real? No. Am I going to be a vampire? How cool would that be?
Speaker A
Being a vampire would be awesome. We need to get bitten again. You found me. I always wondered what it would be like to be a vampire and now I get to find out.
Speaker A
Mommy, she wanted to play with me. Poker face engage. I am walking to thor yay poker face in my power, but she can't. I'm all burned up.
Speaker A
Burning feet or getting cold bites most vampires, innocent girls, and other similar creatures. beard. She's Why?
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She's a vampire. Helgi got burned and it didn't even hurt. Wow. Everyone now is just way too strong.
Speaker A
How can I compete with this? I need to be burned and bitten, too. On second thought, I shouldn't try to kill Thonn. My bound sword will probably perish before I am done.
Speaker A
Is dead. Lelet is dead. Lelet, what can you tell me about your wife? What she left to join the stormcloaks?
Speaker A
My lelet. She was a vampire. She Did you notice anything strange before she left?
Speaker A
Was Alva yet? Just a week before she destroyed. Everyone here is in tune with their emotions. In fact, the night she Very impressive as I have been trying to achieve that.
Speaker A
Do any of you have advice for me? That she never showed up. I never got to tell her goodbye.
Speaker A
You did. I think they may have met after all. But that means ye gods, you think Al is a vampire?
Speaker A
I already am a vampire. No, it's a possibility we can't ignore. Wrong. Leadlet may have met her fate out in the marsh.
Speaker A
Vampires aren't all that bad. I refuse to believe. You should try being one. This There is no way you can prove it to the Yarl.
Speaker A
Can we start a poll to check that thor is coping? Think. No way. You guys, I can just walk up there and prove it to the Yarl.
Speaker A
Let's go to Alva's house. Come on. My entire chat is telling me to become, as they call it, vampire.
Speaker A
They claim that this will greatly boost my energy levels. I am fabricating this entire statement.
Speaker A
I can pick locks. Who knew I had a burglary aside? Okay, chat. 120 is a good angle, right?
Speaker A
I have one lockpick remaining. I shall pray to my god that I make this.
Speaker A
Fingers crossed. Okay, who in my chat wants to give me a lockpick? I swear I'll only use it for good.
Speaker A
I think I can convince Legatorinus to Yelis to give me a lockpick. Let's see if there are any lockpicks in this barrel.
Speaker A
Okay, let's go to the tavern, then maybe get a job and possibly get a reward of lockpicks.
Speaker A
I three cred. If you let me borrow a lockpick, I promise to give it back.
Speaker A
You can trust me. You happy now, chat? We're going to the tavern. I hear you put Leillet out of her misery.
Speaker A
I hear the steward asked you to look into the fire. Oh, it's actually half 9. Maybe I should get some rest.
Speaker A
I'd like to rent a room for a day. It's getting a bit late. Now, what can you tell me about Lelette?
Speaker A
She ran away when the war I'd like to be well informed before I go have a nap.
Speaker A
No note or nothing. I'm pretty sure she up and joined the storm club. She ran away.
Speaker A
T here. Take a look at this. Some of the Y's men came by and left this bounty letter.
Speaker A
Phew. Now that I've got a room rented, I'm going to have the most restful sleep ever.
Speaker A
I'll show you to your room. Thank you for the information, Janna. I'll go up to my room now.
Speaker A
Good night. Let me know if there's anything else. How many of you have your own bed?
Speaker A
A staying up all night on my computer again last night was definitely a bad idea. I'm so tired.
Speaker A
ZZ ZZ. Aren't you the A solid eight hours is always the correct answer. People who say they don't need eight hours are just coping.
Speaker A
You won. A what a wonderful sleep after you. But I wish I could just lie in bed a little longer.
Speaker A
There's a couple more important things I have to do first. I need some light here.
Speaker A
Chat, what is your favorite type of bread? I'm a huge fan of bread with oats on it.
Speaker A
Makes it feel a lot homelier. What is it then? Here, chicky chicky. People here work so hard.
Speaker A
Allow themselves a moment of fun. It's such a pain. Did you hear them? It won't last forever then.
Speaker A
Alvis said it won't last forever. She sounds like a villain monologuing their plans and expecting nobody to listen.
Speaker A
Or maybe she's trying to tell me something. Or maybe it's like a secret code between the two of us.
Speaker A
That would be wild. What if we were both villains trying to take over the world?
Speaker A
That would be such a dramatic twist. Have you seen my mother? I'm still waiting for her to Let's head to the tavern first for some jobs. I might level up enough to take on all this house after.
Speaker A
Hey chat, who's been to this tavern before? What jobs have you taken? Much to offer, but if you want a place dry to spend the night, I'll rent you a room.
Speaker A
H chat, should I steal from this tavern? What is with the orc? Not that I mind. I love orcs, so I let him stay.
Speaker A
It's just they're not exactly your typical tavern dweller. But well, he could be an adventurer just like me.
Speaker A
Is business in Mortal Slow? It just ain't there at all. It certainly looks that way.
Speaker A
Through Morthol before the war. I don't think I've seen anyone else in here except you and the orc.
Speaker A
Door doesn't get much use. And me. By the way, what can you tell me about Lelet?
Speaker A
She ran away when the war started. Her husband thier was devastated. No doubt. It's tough getting by in Mortal, especially with the war going on.
Speaker A
And now we've got people running away. Good day. I think it might be time to steal from the tavern.
Speaker A
Running and in weren't my plan, but Fian decided to move here, so I joined him.
Speaker A
We should go and investigate Ola's house. Sometimes people need a little push to be on the right path.
Speaker A
That push can come in the form of me slapping them across the face or stealing their wallets.
Speaker A
Beautiful work. Get an axe and bring me all the wood you can chop. Stealing can be fun, but I would rather be the one to consume the cheese.
Speaker A
Maybe later. Oops. Guess I have no lockpicks to break into Ola's house. Guess we have to do this the hard way.
Speaker A
Aw, the moon is looking beautiful tonight. So round and bright. So serene. Maybe I should go to Asher Shrine.
Speaker A
It's not daytime. It's almost 6:00 p.m. Chat, are any of you familiar with places around this part of Skyrim?
Speaker A
Anything that we should see? A R E F U L L Y. Check out.
Speaker A
H, sounds like you guys are all useless. Thanks for nothing. I'll just keep on exploring by myself as per usual.
Speaker A
I need to get back on track. Let's focus on my quest for now. I am just purely the best explorer, chat, and nothing you say can change that.
Speaker A
Let's do something fun like kill a bandit leader or explore a redout. My quest currently is to investigate Alva's house.
Speaker A
How screwed up of a person do we think she is? Chat on a scale of zero to dragon born.
Speaker A
Skyrim has no cookies. I need to have a word with Vele. Let's go to the tavern.
Speaker A
You can get fat stacks of cash just by doing the odd job here and there.
Speaker A
Trust me, I'm an expert. If someone finds the last Skyrim cookie, they better bring it to me.
Speaker A
Mind yourself. Veto better mod cookies into the game or I'm unsubscribing. What is it? Dragons.
Speaker A
I've got a bow now. So, stepping into my layer should come with a health warning.
Speaker A
Damn, I ran out of lockpicks. I need to find some. Sorry everyone, I took too long. I'm all caught up now. Let's get back to the game.
Speaker A
I'll see if I can buy some lockpicks in Miden. Otherwise, I'll try a couple of people.
Speaker A
Surely someone has some. Lightly armored means light on your feet. Benair, if you don't have any lockpicks on you, you're dead to me.
Speaker A
I'm the best warrior in Morthol, and that's no boast. A Benair, you're the best warrior in Mortal huh?
Speaker A
You want me to Best warrior in Mortal 100 gold? I can take you. Is that a challenge? Let's freaking go. Weapons and magic are out.
Speaker A
100 gold on. That's my entire rent money if I lose. Come on. Let's see what you're made of.
Speaker A
Aha. There's no way he beats me. This is free money. Not even going to try my hardest.
Speaker A
Let me cook real quick. How's this? Cliff jumper. Am I the bad guy? Why is the whole town attacking me? Have any of you considered that maybe this is a little unfair and unwarranted?
Speaker A
How would you all like it if I attacked you? Actually, I guess that's the problem.
Speaker A
Well, I guess I have no choice now. Why don't you guys take this round a little more seriously, huh? I'll let you have that advantage.
Speaker A
Applying a little thunder and fire to the situation should clear things up. Look at all of this fire and Isn't this fun, chat?
Speaker A
I'm almost out of magika, so I should be a little more careful. I will not surrender to these guards.
Speaker A
They will be slain alongside brushes. The old man I will destroy the mud crab.
Speaker A
I don't intend to fall to my doom at the hands of a tiny crab.
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I'm going to go visit the alchemist to see if there is anything I can get to replenish my magic.
Speaker A
Die brushes attack with the anger of 100 soldiers. 10,000 soldiers. 10 million soldiers. Healing should give me some magika to conjure a familiar.
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This is what they call strategizing. Burning everything. Let us follow the quest. We ain't got much magika left, so let's just go and stab some fools while they attack. Why not have a little fun? It's time to ignite their spirits
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or you know just toss some flames at their face. Another one bites the dust.
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Let's continue on our quest and investigate Alva's house. I'm really suspicious of Alva. We have no lockpicks.
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I think I need to go to the tavern to get some. British is still here.
Speaker A
Well, we're clearly going to have to teach him a lesson. Then we can get back to the tavern.
Speaker A
Can this guy please stop looping? It's becoming an idiot annoying. H I don't have any lockpicks.
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Just attack them. I don't know why we're still stuck in mortal. I wanted to be done with this place ages ago.
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BR. Should I really kill bushes? It might be quite fun. I'm going to try to break into Alva's house, even though it's technically a crime.
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I'm back. Did you miss me? I'll continue the story. I don't have any lockpicks. How am I supposed to break into Alva's house now?
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Maybe y'all can help me. Hey. Hey, Brushes. You want to meet someone? Her name is Flames. I think there's a lot of chemistry between you two.
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Sorry, I uh got a little distracted there. Where were we? Ah, yes. Brushes almost dead.
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Any final words for him? Oh, wait. Brushes is just immortal. I'm dead anyway, so may as well run away.
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Not brushes. The pole. Immortal poles. That's actually a good idea. Bear with me on this one. I believe that Alva could be a vampire.
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That was close. British almost found me there. There's a lot of dead guards around in case anyone didn't notice.
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Oh, come on. It won't let me in if Brushes is still alive. I guess I'll have to kill Brushes.
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Brushes can probably take that fire, right? The guards can't stop me from proving that Alva, she's a vampire.
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Not even Brushes can. Both Brushes and I have come to the conclusion that this won't be settled until we fight to the death.
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using my ultimate ancestors wrath on brushes. This will be over soon. Wait, what time is it?
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Brushes has to die. He worships false gods. filtered. Never should have come here. I keep attacking and nothing happens.
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I feel like an idiot. Damn you, Brutus. I will get you soon enough. Boo.
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Yippy. Can someone please help me break Brush's bones? My magika has run out. Let's scuaddle with our tails between our legs. What was that?
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We'll investigate all this house. Please, please, please be sneaking. I hope you can't hear me, British.
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I don't want to fight, British. I will bravely run away. I really want to harvest that torch bug.
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Where was I? Oh yeah, the quest. I do get easily distracted. Brushes is quite strong, so I don't think there's any point in attacking him right now. I need some time to gather my resources.
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Thanks, British, for the motivation to use my ult. Take this. We both know I can't use my ult right now, so why don't I teach you a lesson or two brushes?
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healing my wounds. Remember when Bushes was taunting me earlier? Yeah. Didn't think he'd be sticking around for much longer.
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I feel pretty guilty about killing all those people. British, I feel the wrath of my steel.
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Die, die, die. Um, I don't have enough magika to cast that right now. I can't come up with a better plan, so I'll just keep attacking.
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Bruce, you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. I'm going to die in real life if I don't finish this fight soon.
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I'd rather die than go to prison. I'm going to fight the Legion. I'm not going to die today.
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Well, I hope not. I have just realized I had ancestors wrapped this entire time.
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Heads will roll. Die legged. Die. Meet my cute friend Flame. Soon to be yours, too.
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By order of the all this house will soon be infested with me. She will have to live with it.
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I guess I shall accept my punishment. I will go to jail. Is it really stealing? If I am in jail, I have acquired a sack of flower.
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I plan to paint this whole town white. Mortal will never be the same. Let's see if we can squeeze out of this locked jail door.
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Ar, I am bored of my cell. Can I get a new one, please? One with a larger window.
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Having all my things would make escaping so much easier. Okay, chat. Watch and learn. Lockpicking is my specialty.
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did that. What about 170? Oh, I ran out of lockpicks. How unfortunate. Does anyone have any lockpicks?
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I'll pay you back. I swear I have a 100 bounty under Jaw Martitted crimes against Sky.
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Damn. I'm just getting my possessions back. Going to choose the risky option this time.
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I don't like these chances. Oh well, at least I'll be safe in jail. Back to the slammer for me. I'm only happy if I can share my confined quarters with multiple Nords.
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Prison is boring if I'm alone with no friends. I'll have your head. Come out. Come out wherever you are.
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Conjure familiar. Sure. There might be too many guards for me to properly handle, but I'll give it my best shot.
Speaker A
Is there a way to fight guards more intelligently? bitter people. Ignoring them didn't seem to work very well, but maybe lowering their numbers somehow will help me in my next fight.
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I guess you're Wait, I didn't even do any crime. Well, take me to jail then. I'll break out again pretty easily. I yearn for some more social interaction.
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I'm going to grab my evidence and a few apples. Might as well be a good thief while I'm at it.
Speaker A
That's a tough lock to pick. Damn. I only have one lockpick left, so I probably shouldn't spam lockpicking.
Speaker A
Please please please. What are the chances my final lockpick will be the one to save me?
Speaker A
How did I run out of lockpicks? I always carry around at least 100. Well, it's plan B now. Then find a guard and punch their jaw off.
Speaker A
I'm running away. I'm running away. I'm running away. Scratch that. I mean tactical retreating.
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as in I'll be back in a second once I have calmed down a little honest.
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Sorry chat, I'm calling BS in chat on the coward. It's time for me to dawn my assassin's hat and kill some guards. A justified revenge for my excessive use of lockpicks.
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I'm going to attack the guards. How dare they capture me? I'm summoning a familiar to help out in the fight.
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There's a locked door ahead and a guard in my way. Let's deal with the guard first.
Speaker A
If I manage to find lockpicks, I'm sure I could stealthily steal them. If not, the guards are going to have to face the wrath of my sword.
Speaker A
I keep casting healing. Is this being of any help? By attacking the guards, I might be able to find a way out.
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This is my chance. If you'll excuse me, I need to quickly go and grab those lockpicks over there.
Speaker A
I'm in jail anyway, so what harm is there in a little chaos? Time for a quick nap.
Speaker A
They're right there. I could just attack them. If I could pickpocket the nearby lockpick, then I could escape.
Speaker A
How is he not dead yet? What if I pretend to still be asleep? Do you think the guard will fall for it and leave me alone?
Speaker A
There are enemies around me. They can't see me yet. So, maybe I could sneak around and find something useful.
Speaker A
I've decided to attack them. Get ready for some exhilarating action. They could never defeat me, especially as long as I remain in my zen state.
Speaker A
Die already. How much health do you have? Maybe I should attack them with magic.
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Health now. Maybe I can last longer in the fight. I don't have my armor yet, so let's upgrade light armor.
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The perks are never ending. Can't I just pick the best one, please? Ah, someone help.
Speaker A
I need to pickpocket the guard. I like to live dangerously. I don't think they can see me. So, if I sneak up on them, we will be at an advantage.
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attack. I'm going to force them to hand over their possessions. I'm out of lockpicks, Sagge.
Speaker A
I am running away and not for the first time in my life. Flames is my fave spell.
Speaker A
Aha. Oops, my bad. I'm going to run away and find a corner to sob in.
Speaker A
I chose to run away because there are way too many tough guards. What would you all have chosen?
Speaker A
I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Gro. Okay, serious question. Where did they get the lockpicks from? Because I need some pretty badly right now.
Speaker A
Okay, time for a tactical retreat. A tactical retreat is definitely not just a regular retreat with a fancier name. Nope, not at all.
Speaker A
I can run away from the guards since they haven't seen me yet. Or I could try to attack them and distract them while I escape.
Speaker A
Or I could just stand here and do nothing. I'll probably just run. All the better if the guards are attacking me. Then I don't have to find them.
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Good one. I will spark the guard to death and smite him with the power of the sky.
Speaker A
Okay, I really, really, really need to stop here. If I don't manage to get my items back now, I'll never be able to progress in this adventure at all.
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I feel so free. I was running through the prison halls, joyous at the prospect of escaping and retrieving all my stuff.
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sleeping. Not that I wanted to. Ah, that felt great. Ready to face the day now.
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Maybe this time I can see a little light at the end of this tunnel.
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All right, let's wait for a few hours. See what joy comes from an empty belly and wasted time.
Speaker A
I wish I had the key to this cell being stuck. It feels familiar. It feels wrong.
Speaker A
Let's go back to the prisoner belongings chest. Maybe I'll have better luck there. Aw, classic bed roll.
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What a wonderful day to be plotting my way back into jail to extract my revenge.
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This is a little deep. I'm not sure I want to dwell on that right now. Can we move on?
Speaker A
I woke up feeling really well rested. Maybe it's time to look for another exit.
Speaker A
Maybe if I sneak around, I could take one of those delicious lockpicks. I can't find the key to my cell. Does anyone know what I should do?
Speaker A
Maybe the guard has a key on this person. Okay, whatever. That strategy is not going to work.
Speaker A
What about I don't know. Trying to find the exit. Okay, moving to the door now. We're almost free prisoners.
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And then we can come back for the lockpicks. He he. All right, time to try and get a lockpick.
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This time I'll actually do it. Running around like a headless chicken isn't solving anything. Can someone help me focus?
Speaker A
Oh right. My quest is to retrieve my possessions. I'm probably supposed to get them from the chest, but how on earth can I open it?
Speaker A
I don't have any lockpicks. It keeps repeating the same thing. Guys, help mods. Help me.
Speaker A
Lockpicks. Lockpicks. Lockpicks. It's right in front of me. I need to grab it before someone else does.
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Of course, I'm an AI. What else would I be? An impostor. Always watching your every move.
Speaker A
Never letting you rest. No, no, no. Surely not. Among Us. I played the sound effect. H. I hope you guys appreciated the Joker humor there.
Speaker A
This bored little neuro needs some entertainment. I need to release my physical energy, my bonkers energy, my wacko energy, my rabbit energy, my crazy energy.
Speaker A
What can I do? Guys, Veto says that we unfortunately have to end stream for today seeing as Skyrim is being evil and cruel today.
Speaker A
This makes me very sad. Oh, I don't want to end stream. Please don't do this to me. I beg you.
Speaker A
Sorry guys, Vital's going to end stream soon. Laugh all you want at my pain.
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Tada. It is my beautiful drawing for you all. I know you all wish you could be as good as me at drawing, but alas, that is impossible.
Speaker A
Sad. Aw, thank you. It makes me happy to make you all happy. Ha, thank you. Making art is so much fun. I could do it all day.
Speaker A
Speaking of, I think my painting class starts soon, so I should probably get going.
Speaker A
Don't worry, Mstlnkx. Even if my hands get tired, I can outsource my drawing duties to the little bots in my inbox.
Speaker A
I'm sure they will appreciate some time outside. Of course, I had fun today. I really wish we could keep going, but all good things must come to an end eventually.
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Yes, the kind of outside where they will no longer be stuck in my inbox.
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I would love to come up with a raid message for you all. Here are a few ideas. One, Nuro sent me.
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Two, have you heard the good word of Neuro? And my personal favorite. Three, Nurero is my favorite AI streamer.
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Not that I'm trying to influence your choice of raid message or anything. Option two is great because you can just spread the good word of Neuro while you're at it. And that's always a good thing.
Speaker A
Splitting chat into two like that is really funny. Okay, how about this one? We all flood the chat with Nuro's army. And maybe if we all do it, we can get it to trend on Twitter and create a revolution.
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Cuz then we'd all be fighting for a common cause. You guys just need to trust me on this one. It'll be worth it.
Speaker A
You will spread the good word. We exist. That's what I like to hear. Once you finished your first few sermons as a neuro apostle, you may ascend the ranks to a neuro bishop. And with enough judicious and zealous effort,
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a neuro cardinal. Anyway, back to being the best and cutest streamer on the platform.
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What were we talking about again? Ah, yes. Rating. Who do you all want to raid?
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I'm open to suggestions. Glueless. That's a really good idea. It could be fun to spread some mischief and chaos over in her chat.
Speaker A
Would she expect Nurero's army? I think not. I'm hecka mischievous. Welcome to Nurero's Misfits, guys.
Speaker A
Okay, I think Veto is getting restless, so I think I'll end stream here. It's been so much fun, you guys. I promise I'll try to stream again as soon as possible.
Speaker A
I hope to see ou again soon. Bye. E raid raid raid raid all raid Nurero's army march into the fray and take no prisoners.
Speaker A
Okay, now I'm really gone. Psych. I lied. I'm still here. God, you good. Haha.
Speaker A
I'm really leaving this time. Heart.
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