Speaker A
Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you all to the ultimate CPU tournament.
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Speaker A
Where we take 32 different AIs, bots, and we duke it out to see who is truly the greatest of all time.
Speaker A
So here are the rules. We got items on, stage morph, stage hazards. The only thing that I don't have on are spirits and final smashes because that shit is so corny.
Speaker A
As you guys don't know, you guys may not have met him before, but I do have a co-commentator with me. His name is Billy.
Speaker A
Billy, say what's up to the people, man. Billy. Billy.
Speaker A
Billy!
Speaker A
Alright, well Billy is on hiatus right now. I don't know when he's coming back, but until he comes back, let's start the tournament.
Speaker A
So what he gotta get that all the fuerte, the fuerte doing the hammers. Why is this right?
Speaker A
Uh oh, not the cage falling.
Speaker A
What exploded? How are you dead first?
Speaker A
Why are they hitting the fake smash ball?
Speaker A
What the? Yo, he just tried to cheese the mess out of that box. Like what percent was he at and he like almost died?
Speaker B
This is beyond me. Why are you still?
Speaker A
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker A
The box is just on last stock for some reason.
Speaker B
Get this shit off me!
Speaker A
Oh, that's the real smash ball. Uh oh, epic stage morph.
Speaker A
And we on this ugly ass dragon.
Speaker B
Help! Help!
Speaker A
Help!
Speaker A
Bro, what? He got comboed into the final smash.
Speaker A
You actually gotta be kidding me.
Speaker A
This is the first round of the tournament and this shit is already rigged.
Speaker A
Uh oh, the star. Uh oh, he he has invincibility and he's metal and the corn is probably dead.
Speaker A
You see?
Speaker A
Yeah, Simon is a menace, dude. Like this might be our round one champion here as he fails to like grab the ledge.
Speaker B
I don't have anything to say about it.
Speaker A
As he's he's dead.
Speaker A
And then the Robin just got hit by the eye. One v one. Hold up.
Speaker A
This is still very doable for a corn here. Uh oh, saying looking too good for our hero.
Speaker A
I think we might have to put an F in the chat.
Speaker A
Yikes.
Speaker A
You better mash, bro.
Speaker A
Bro, grab the assist trophy. What are you doing?
Speaker A
Oh my God.
Speaker B
Oh my God.
Speaker A
You saved him.
Speaker A
What are you doing? You can't, no, you can't attack the Pokemon Sephiroth.
Speaker B
My brother told me how to do it.
Speaker A
Uh oh.
Speaker A
Well, this final smash kind of sucks.
Speaker A
Okay, the sweet spot of smash.
Speaker A
No, you are blocking our match. We kind of need to see what's going on.
Speaker A
Snorlax, ew, you like Snorlax?
Speaker A
I'm gonna be so honest with y'all, I do not know what's going on. I guess this is just the nature of items, huh? It's just pure chaos. This Jigglypuff's about to die.
Speaker A
He got the epic stage morph. This could really go either way to be honest.
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