Speaker A
I banged you here.
A humorous song from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend about tapping that ass all over the house, featuring Santino Fontana & Vincent Rodriguez III.
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Key Takeaways
- The song uses humor and repetition to create a memorable musical number.
- It highlights the playful chemistry between the two performers.
- The lyrics creatively explore a theme of intimacy in a comedic way.
- The setting of the house is used as a backdrop for the narrative.
- It reflects the quirky and irreverent tone typical of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
What the video covers
- The song humorously details various locations in a house where 'we tapped that ass.'
- Performed by Santino Fontana and Vincent Rodriguez III from the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend cast.
- Lyrics describe playful and exaggerated sexual encounters throughout the home.
- Mentions specific spots like the couch, chair, doorway, hallway, stairs, stove, fridge, back patio, and bathroom floor.
- The song uses a repetitive and catchy chorus emphasizing the phrase 'we tapped that ass all over this house.'
- There is a comedic tone with references to uncomfortable beds and awkward places.
- The performers joke about the frequency and variety of encounters.
- The song ends with a humorous plea about where to finish the encounter.
- The lyrics mix innuendo with lightheartedness and self-awareness.
- Overall, the song is a playful and cheeky musical number from the show.
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Speaker B
I nailed you there.
Speaker A
And on this couch.
Speaker B
And in this chair.
Speaker A
In the doorway.
Speaker B
The hallway.
Speaker A
On every stair.
Speaker C
We tapped that ass all over this house.
Speaker A
Sometimes him.
Speaker B
Sometimes me, though, never simultaneously.
Speaker A
But one of us was hitting it unusually.
Speaker C
We tapped that ass all over this house.
Speaker C
You'll never escape us, 'cause we live in your head.
Speaker A
Just two swell dudes that you screwed.
Speaker B
Here.
Speaker A
And here.
Speaker B
And there.
Speaker A
And here.
Speaker B
And even occasionally in your bed.
Speaker A
That bed is really uncomfortable.
Speaker B
Right?
Speaker A
It's like a prison cot.
Speaker B
On the stove.
Speaker A
Over the sink.
Speaker B
And sort of in the fridge one time, I think.
Speaker A
And then we hit the back patio.
Speaker B
That's where we hit your back patio.
Speaker C
We tapped that ass all over this house.
Speaker A
How many times did we tap that behind?
Speaker B
Well, let's estimate.
Speaker A
On an average day, I would have to say.
Speaker B
Five, six, seven, eight.
Speaker A
What?
Speaker B
Too cheeky?
Speaker A
Hey, does this ring a bell?
Speaker B
A little to the left.
Speaker A
Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right.
Speaker B
Oh, oh, wait, wait.
Speaker A
Back to the left.
Speaker B
There, right there.
Speaker A
Wait, no, you're doing it wrong.
Speaker B
I'll do it myself.
Speaker A
Bart Keith.
Speaker B
What's on tap?
Speaker A
It's me and my ass.
Speaker B
Ooh, sounds refreshing.
Speaker A
On the table, you were willing and able.
Speaker B
On the ottoman, you took a lot of man.
Speaker A
And on the safe in the closet, I made a deposit.
Speaker B
I also tapped that ass.
Speaker C
All over this house.
Speaker A
Let's wrap this up with a big finish.
Speaker B
But where should we finish?
Speaker A
Please not on my chest.
Speaker A
No, you'll scratch it.
Speaker B
On the accent wall.
Speaker A
On the bathroom floor.
Speaker B
You didn't care where.
Speaker A
You just wanted more.
Speaker B
How much more time could one ass endure?
Speaker C
We tapped that ass.
Speaker A
Tapped that ass.
Speaker C
Tapped that ass.
Speaker B
Tapped that ass.
Speaker C
We tapped that ass all over this house.
Topics:Crazy Ex-GirlfriendSantino FontanaVincent Rodriguez IIImusical comedyfunny songtapping that asshouse locationscheeky lyricsTV show musiccomedic duet
