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How I Saved the World's Largest Minecraft Server

A player navigates chaos and conflict to save the Unstable SMP, the world's largest Minecraft server, amid famine, factions, and a deadly bounty.

Key Takeaways

  • Resource scarcity and one-life mechanics create intense survival challenges on the Unstable SMP.
  • Leadership failures can exacerbate server-wide crises and player conflicts.
  • Alliances and teamwork are crucial to overcoming powerful enemies and hostile factions.
  • The server features complex social and political dynamics beyond simple gameplay.
  • Players must adapt to unexpected threats, including AI-controlled enemies and coordinated player armies.

What the video covers

  • The Unstable SMP is the world's largest Minecraft server with tens of thousands of players and a one-life survival mode.
  • A serverwide famine causes resource scarcity, leading to high tensions, griefing, and stealing among players.
  • King Sapparata's ineffective leadership results in banning new players and escalating unrest.
  • New factions rise, each with their own agendas to save or control the server.
  • The narrator faces dangerous bandits and a master assassin named Floatives, who has a bounty on his head.
  • With help from allies like Minitech, the narrator repairs armor and fights to survive intense battles.
  • The server is further destabilized by an army of machines invading the End dimension, forcing alliances and investigations.
  • Players witness impressive coordination and massive builds, hinting at organized factions within the chaos.
  • The narrator is drawn into political intrigue, bounty hunts, and power struggles between kings and factions.
  • Despite overwhelming odds, the narrator seeks to protect friends and restore balance to the Unstable SMP.

Chapters

  1. 00:00 Introduction to Unstable SMP and server crisis
  2. 06:51 Encounter with bandits and Floatives' bounty
  3. 14:59 Battle and reinforcements with Minitech
  4. 29:51 Political intrigue and new king in the End
  5. 41:51 Meeting with organized factions and massive builds
  6. 47:58 Exploring the server's complex social dynamics
  7. 58:16 Ongoing conflicts and survival strategies
  8. 68:19 Summary and future challenges on Unstable SMP

Answers

Questions about this video

What is the Unstable SMP?

The Unstable SMP is the world's largest Minecraft server featuring tens of thousands of players, one-life survival mode, and large-scale builds and civilizations.

Why is there a famine on the server?

Due to the high number of players online simultaneously, resources are scarce, causing a serverwide famine and leading to increased player conflict and griefing.

Who is Floatives and why is there a bounty on him?

Floatives is a master assassin on the server with a bounty of 80,000 diamonds placed on him by King Sapparata, making him a key target in the ongoing conflicts.

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00:00
Speaker A
This is the Unstable SMP, the world's largest Minecraft server. Home to some of the biggest builds and civilizations in all of Minecraft. And with tens of thousands of players online at any given moment, there's always an adventure here
00:15
Speaker A
to be had. But with every player only having one life, there's also danger lurking around every corner. You see, with this many players constantly online the server, there's not enough resources to go around, leading to a serverwide famine. The current king of the server,
00:32
Speaker A
Sapparata, has promised to fix the famine. But all he's done so far is ban any new player that tries to join.
00:40
Speaker A
Tensions are high across the server, and players have taken to griefing and stealing just to survive. Okay. Why is our entire base cooked, bro? Yeah, but your thing is cooked.
00:49
Speaker A
They didn't. They didn't. Yeah, bro. Oh, wow. Yeah. Like, all right. Because of this instability, new factions have begun to rise up around the lands. Each of them promising to save the server in their own twisted ways. I couldn't care less what happens
01:03
Speaker A
to the server. As long as my friends aren't banned and I have a place to live, I'm fine. But as I looked at the ruins of my destroyed base, I had no idea what I was about to get myself
01:13
Speaker A
into. Oh my god. Woo. What did you just do? and the links that I would end up going to in order to save the unstable SMP.
01:29
Speaker A
Are you going to take your frog lights? These are like super hard to get now.
01:31
Speaker A
Yeah, well, I went on a whole quest to get them. All right, these chests are all You drop all your items right now or we're banning you both, bro.
01:40
Speaker A
Um, who are these guys? The players in front of us were bandits. players who survive by stealing and griefing. But I wasn't afraid in the slightest of these players. You really think that's a good idea?
01:50
Speaker A
There's three of us and two of you. Also, your friend only has one piece of armor. Although, it seemed that these players forgot that on unstable unexpected danger is lurking everywhere.
02:06
Speaker A
A yo, what's up, bro? The player in front of us, Floatives, is a master assassin on the server. Seeing him could only mean trouble. That bounty that uh King Sapparata put up. It's looking pretty good.
02:17
Speaker A
We have a bounty. 80,000 diamonds. Woo. You know what I could do with that? Woo. I'm going to kill you and then I'm going to take in the king.
02:23
Speaker A
Well, I may as well attack you first then. Oh, okay. Wait, I'm worth 80,000.
02:26
Speaker A
I had the advantage since I struck first, but I quickly realized that slow falling arrows. Floatives have brought slow falling arrows, which nullify my mace for 30 seconds.
02:34
Speaker A
Oh, hello friends. And with reinforcements on the way, I would have to use my strongest weapon.
02:38
Speaker A
Well, this base is already greedy anyways. What was that? Guys, just shoot him with the slow falling. What are we doing?
02:50
Speaker A
However, I wouldn't be able to keep this up for long. I did not have the right equipment to take a battle like this.
02:56
Speaker A
Yo, your armor has to be getting low. Floatives is right. My armor is about to break. And when that happens, I won't be able to do much without some serious help. Any chance I can talk you out of
03:06
Speaker A
this? Okay. Do you need some help here? Yes. That's Minutech. Thank you. Okay, guys. Be careful. Minutec is also quite powerful.
03:21
Speaker A
With Minitech's experience bottles, I was able to repair my armor and re-enter the fight.
03:28
Speaker A
Kill the little minions first. They're shooting us with Slowfall. And with our combined strength, we were able to easily turn the tide of the battle.
03:34
Speaker A
Nice. Care about this bounty anymore? Wait, was that the last one? Well, Flo, I'm sure you're here for a good reason, but I got to talk to my friend now.
03:41
Speaker A
No, he's here for a bad reason. We should kill him. Okay, you guys won't.
03:45
Speaker A
He's here for a moderately okay reason. I don't like that we're doing this. Hey, you started it.
03:51
Speaker A
Yeah, guys. Broke it. Yeah, I got it. And after stealing his ender pearls, there was no way floatives could escape.
04:17
Speaker A
All right, guys. Well, it was nice knowing you. Uh, I'm going to get out now.
04:20
Speaker A
However, Minnitech and I are both primarily aerial fighters, and floatives had lured us underground. I'm really not good with underground situations, as you can probably tell.
04:29
Speaker A
Hey, I'll see you guys later. Okay, it was nice throwing you guys. I'll see y'all soon.
04:33
Speaker A
Yo, Egg, bro, he's escaping. Don't let him escape. Yo, Egg, don't do it. Yo, I'm not going to lie. I'm not a hero, bro. I'm letting him go.
04:40
Speaker A
Yeah, you don't got to be a hero, dog. I saw him face to face. I don't got that man.
04:44
Speaker A
Yeah, he's gone. You and my breach mace, right? Uh, you could have used that against Floatives.
04:52
Speaker A
I don't know how to mace, dude. Okay, thank you, bro. We got to talk about something more important.
04:58
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Thanks for the help. Yeah, for real. Where have you guys been? I've I've been searching for you guys. Uh are you aware of the bounty on your head?
05:08
Speaker A
What bounty? Well, I am now. Wait, who set the bounty? Do you know about King Saps? Have you heard about any of this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.
05:17
Speaker A
I I know King Parrot. Yeah, bro. He He ain't the king anymore. Whatever. Wait, what happened? Who took him?
05:22
Speaker A
You're good, bro. You're good, bro. All right. I don't know if you guys know anything else, but there's a lot going on on the server right now. Aside from Saps, there's also a new king. But this time, he's in the end, which is kind of why
05:35
Speaker A
I'm coming to you now. Aren't you the guardian of the end? Yeah, I was. Listen, it's I'm going to need your guys' help.
05:43
Speaker A
I was forced to leave by an army. And it they weren't even players. They were like They were machines just programmed to listen to whatever their leader said. I need your guys' help. Not only because I promise to protect the end, but because it
06:04
Speaker A
spoke. Just to be crystal clear, we're on neither side of this. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Neither side.
06:11
Speaker A
No, we're just investigating for a minute cuz he regeared me. Why didn't he regear me?
06:16
Speaker A
Wait, this is a cool build. Hold on. Yeah, I mean, way to really make yourself look like the good guys.
06:22
Speaker A
Okay, but this is tough though. Also, my frame rate is like completely fraud when I'm looking at this giant build. So, I I feel like there might be some people inside of here.
06:31
Speaker A
Okay, now I'm feeling the lag. Wow. Yeah, you don't say. He's bringing my computer to his knees.
06:37
Speaker A
Hey, man. Is this where we're supposed to be talking? Oh, he's gone. Are these the people?
06:46
Speaker A
Wait, did they give all of you guys netherite? Cuz if so, can I have some?
06:51
Speaker A
Okay, I guess not. Yeah, I think you're getting egoed, buddy. Yeah, seriously. Yo, how do they even achieve this level of coordination?
07:04
Speaker A
I think that's what Minnow was saying. These all individual people in a server of utter chaos. They've somehow made a 100 people line up.
07:12
Speaker A
That's what you're most impressed about. Yes. The fact that they're in a line, not the fact that they all have enchanted netherite with netherite trims.
07:18
Speaker A
You're one of the most feared people or maybe the giant build. Well, the giant build, you know, I've seen that before. I've never seen a sort of coordination. I'm not going to lie, bro. This is convincing me to hear them
07:29
Speaker A
out yo. Yeah. You think you could take all these players on at once? Yeah. Yo, this is an elevator. Get on the elevator. You do you not talk?
07:44
Speaker A
We We could Okay. Is there water down there? Can I just jump down there? I think we're supposed to. I think we're guests. Think you were a diplomat. Yo, I did arrange this meeting.
07:52
Speaker A
Yeah. Why are you still repping the arachnid shield, bro? Take that off. Hey, it's good to see you, man. It's good to see you.
08:01
Speaker A
It is good to see you, too, my man. Hey, Chan. He's been Dude, you've been on the up, bro. I've already seen like you got like 100 players lined up.
08:12
Speaker A
Yo, did you mess you mess with their formation, bro? They've been practicing. I don't know how you did that. I was saying like We don't That's not what we came here for. I didn't come here to deglaze spokes army.
08:21
Speaker A
Well, thank you Egg for bringing uh bringing my old friend Woo. When was the last time we saw each other, man? Lav war.
08:32
Speaker A
Yeah. So, don't have a lot to say. That's okay. That's okay. Not really. I mean, yeah, I thought you had an end civilization. We're kind of not in the the end dimension. Oh, well, we started off just a um humble h
08:46
Speaker A
inhabitants of the end dimension, and as of recently, we decided to expand into the overworld a bit.
08:54
Speaker A
Aha. And the most obvious POI to take control over was the strongholds. And it may not be uh very obvious, but you are standing in a stronghold.
09:08
Speaker A
What? What? What? It's a stronghold. I realized you guys apparently wanted to meet me, but I actually I wanted to talk to you guys first. I was I've been looking for you guys for so long. So, when I heard you were in spawn, I had to
09:26
Speaker A
invite you over because I want to invite you to our end civilization. Uh, yeah. I'm not really trying to join another civilization. Well, do I get netherite armor?
09:40
Speaker A
Not later. You can get whatever you want, dude. Even that enchanted totem get that, by the way.
09:47
Speaker A
All right. Why don't Why don't you know why don't you give us a why don't you show us to the civilization and then uh you know I can give it some thought if I if I'd want to join.
09:56
Speaker A
Perfect. All right, commander. Uh get the soldiers down. Uh, make sure the flying machines are ready and uh, make sure we don't instantly die when we go through the portal.
10:08
Speaker A
Of course, dude, look at the like commanding tone in the order. Yeah, bro. I I need you to be like that guy, dude. No one would listen to either of us.
10:19
Speaker A
All right. What? Oh, this is the wood. Bring the platform to me. I was about walk.
10:31
Speaker A
All right, throw that through so they know we're coming. Hard thinking. All right, just give it three two one.
10:42
Speaker A
Might fatigue. All right, go through. After you. Dude, this is insane. What is this place?
11:00
Speaker A
Oh, didn't this used to be Minutec's base. This is crazy, man. Oh my god. You guys actually built it.
11:13
Speaker A
Looks like an asteroid. Oh, it is. It's a little bit more than a rock. Itchan up here.
11:23
Speaker A
I I didn't even think this was possible. I'm going to be honest. Oh, it's a flying machine.
11:31
Speaker A
This thing can move. This thing moves and pushes and pulls. Oh my goodness. Look at that. We got our little welcome party. Did you guys bring the fireworks?
11:56
Speaker A
Where are the fireworks? Where is our welcoming celebration? Release the fireworks. Why are you on fire?
12:04
Speaker A
Fireworks team. There we Oh, that is really loud. All right, enough fireworks. Enough fireworks. Uh, please water slime or something. Let us down.
12:15
Speaker A
I think we could just jump down, you know. We don't really All right. Well, go for it.
12:25
Speaker A
Did you just die? Wait, so you guys just place it all back after? Oh, shoot. Look at him go. Oh, no.
12:34
Speaker A
All right. Yeah, commander, show us which one brings us down. It's probably the one that doesn't have a Okay, follow after me.
12:45
Speaker A
So, is it the same ship after you guys reconstruct it? What? Pretty much. They're pretty coordinated.
12:51
Speaker A
Does anyone actually know what this guy is saying? You can barely hear him. Okay.
12:55
Speaker A
All right. Welcome to the end civilization. Dude, this place is cool. Listen, we actually textured a couple buildings after your eye color.
13:07
Speaker A
He's just completely making that up. Wait, let me see. They were blue. I don't live in those buildings.
13:11
Speaker A
Oh my god. They were blue before we got here when we were on the You see these flowers up ahead? We call this this uh this orchard over here the egg orchard.
13:22
Speaker A
Oh shoot. No, because you got to understand that not many people can get like the shade of blue, right?
13:27
Speaker A
You are stupid. No, it's like it's like one of those blues. You know that one girl with the blue bandana? It's like one of those type of blues.
13:33
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. I have no idea. Oh my god. There's no there's not a chance in the world.
13:38
Speaker A
The one that understands, bro. Commander, commander, don't you agree? I agree. Well Oh. Oh, look at that. Hold on a second, guys. Wouldn't it be awesome to have a house right next to the egg orchards, commander?
13:54
Speaker A
Yeah. Build them a house. Okay, dude. This is like build a bear but build a house. What is this?
14:12
Speaker A
I've never seen something like this before. All right, guys. More blues in there. More blues. This is Dude, this is the house of egg.
14:21
Speaker A
I really don't think we need a house. My eye, dude. It's blue stained glass.
14:26
Speaker A
Dude, I'm just watching this. Yo, they aren't even talking, dog. I understand if you don't want to join my civilization, but I still want to make sure you guys feel welcome. And this is your your house now. Once the
14:47
Speaker A
null are done, they will leave the whole area. Leave it for you and uh Oh, yep.
14:52
Speaker A
They'll leave it for you and Egg. And it's all yours, guys. Really? Are they finished?
14:59
Speaker A
I stepped outside. All All of them stepped outside. All right, guys. Well, you can come back here anytime, but I want there's one more thing I want to tell you guys.
15:08
Speaker A
Follow me. Oh, wow. What is that? Well, that's that's my tower, of course. Even if you don't want to join the civilization today, you guys are free to come back through the strongholds all the way over here anytime you want to.
15:25
Speaker A
And you know what, Eggchan? You said you only had one armor set. Yeah. Commander, drop him his new uh his new fit.
15:37
Speaker A
Oh, shoot. And you know what? Drop D drop him some enchanted uh enchanted bottles.
15:42
Speaker A
Wait, how many of those do you need to give him? Commander, there's one more thing.
15:47
Speaker A
Oh, one more thing to give our good friend Eggchan. There we go. Yo, I hope you enjoy.
15:57
Speaker A
I'm richer than you now, bro. All right. So, I I mean, you could split that stack of god apples.
16:03
Speaker A
No, you didn't split that stack when Minute geared you. Wait, I Well, that was for different reasons.
16:10
Speaker A
Yeah, well, this is a new reason, bro. New year, new me. Listen, I have a little special event planned for all of us, just to welcome your arrival. Uh, there's just a few things I need to handle. I mean, feel
16:22
Speaker A
free to explore. Look around the civilization. Come back here in like what 30 30 minutes. That was good. Thank you man.
16:31
Speaker A
Of course. Of course. All right. I'll see you guys soon. You can probably just uh go out that way.
16:37
Speaker A
All right. I mean, okay. Awesome. Being kicked out, dude. Six stacks of XP. I didn't even Can I get some of that server? No way, dude. Absolutely not.
16:49
Speaker A
If we're in a fight, maybe. Okay. I'm not going to lie. Just look at this place, dude. I think Minn might have been wrong about them. They got me pretty convinced. Dude, I'm not really trying to join either
17:00
Speaker A
side. I feel like we're just going to get inserted into another civilization war that we don't really need to be in.
17:04
Speaker A
Dude, this might be one of the greatest civilizations I've seen in a minute. I don't know. I just feel like this I I don't know. I just feel like this is going to end badly. It's because it will.
17:15
Speaker A
What? What are the null say that? Do they just sound like minute? quickly over here.
17:28
Speaker A
Oh, came out like a mole rat. Okay, I don't have too much time to explain. We can talk freely here. The null usually ignore anything said by regular people.
17:43
Speaker A
Look, I already told you I'm not picking either side. Neither his nor your I'm really not trying to get involved in this.
17:48
Speaker A
Listen, I get it. You don't want to get caught up in this, but honestly, it spoke's ambition. It's It has no bounds.
17:56
Speaker A
And I think sooner rather than later, it'll become your problem, too. Aha. Wait, wait. So, what is Spoke's goal here?
18:04
Speaker A
He wants to take over the entire server. And obviously, oh my god, bro. Like, does anyone better do here? Like, it's clear that he wants to use his army for that, too. But you said he wants you to join it, right?
18:16
Speaker A
Yeah. I mean, I have an idea. How confident are you that you can keep gaining Spoke's trust?
18:22
Speaker A
Uh, I mean, he seems very very like he seems like he really wants me to join, but I'm still not convinced of this.
18:30
Speaker A
Like, the whole reason Spoke wants me to join is because I have the ability to wipe civilizations off the map. It's just kind of a fact. We both know that the bandits earlier were a bit of a fluke. I don't lose when I'm at full
18:43
Speaker A
strength. And if this does become a problem for me, I would just take out all the nulls. So, you think it's that easy?
18:51
Speaker A
Yeah, I do. What What happens if you have to fight them in the end and you can't use your orbital cannons? And besides, why don't we just work together and we take care of them now and doesn't even have to be
19:02
Speaker A
a problem later on. Yeah, I guess. I mean, smoke doesn't seem like he's going to take too kindly to me not wanting to join in here.
19:13
Speaker A
Looks like they're wrapping up. Got the table set up. Well, listen guys, even if today you don't decide to join the uh the civilization, I just wanted to let you guys in on our little our little plan for the rest of
19:30
Speaker A
the server. You see, we've successfully uh taken the end dimension and transformed it into something beautiful. Am I right? It looks amazing here.
19:43
Speaker A
This place looks great. But why can't the rest of the server look as good as this place? We are expanding our efforts.
19:52
Speaker A
Yeah, I mean it's pretty obvious. Like, yep. Multi-dimensional enterprise. That's a good idea. Yep. You want to take over the entire server and make it like this. I mean, Yep. That makes perfect sense, I guess.
20:02
Speaker A
Why are you acting like you saw this coming bro? Well, I It's just like it's exactly what he was going to say. I just wait.
20:08
Speaker A
You seem not happy with that. Well, I mean, I'm not saying you understand that with the power of the null citizens, peacemakers, we can make the server genuinely the most advanced place in all of Minecraft.
20:27
Speaker A
A place where you can have castles built in front of you just at just at the will of a command. You can obtain any item, anything you want to. You can do anything.
20:39
Speaker A
That's our final goal. It's something you can achieve in the end, but right now with the rest of the server, it's it's bad. I mean, you've seen it here.
20:49
Speaker A
Tell tell you what. Tell you what. No. Make us uh make us a staircase. Egg. Uh stay here for a second. Eat some cake and stuff.
21:06
Speaker A
Oh, perfect, guys. Perfect. Yeah, let's get a nice balcony right here. No, leave us.
21:25
Speaker A
So, you think I'm going to conquer and destroy the server? Something to that effect, probably. I mean, that's what I would do. out.
21:37
Speaker A
I figured, right? I think you you and me are um the only ones that would probably understand why Unstable is so special.
21:54
Speaker A
Both of us have traveled to the the furthest and deepest parts of the server, the great sea, the amplified, the farlands, every unique side of the Farlands. And of course, I can't forget about the underworld.
22:13
Speaker A
Obtain powers, weapons that only players dream of. And I feel like we can both agree that that's something of Unstable that should be preserved. A privilege that every player should be able to have. Someone needs to preserve the
22:33
Speaker A
uniqueness of unstable. That is my goal. If we are able to go to the overworld, that's the thing. to defeat someone like Cinderrest, someone like Clown Pierce, it's not going to be by it's not going to be through any peaceful means. But
22:51
Speaker A
after that, you would never have to worry about an empty ender chest ever again. You can do anything on the server. Anything. You can fight whatever battle you want for fun.
23:05
Speaker A
Anything will be possible if you join me and you lend me your strength to take over the server and after you could go on your own adventures without a worry in the world. Doesn't that sound freeing?
23:25
Speaker A
I mean, it's the way Unstable was intended to be played. Nah, I'm I'm good. I mean, look, I'm I don't care if you try and conquer the server. I'm not interfere with any of your plans. You stay out of my way. You
23:43
Speaker A
stay out of my friends's ways, and we don't have a problem. But I'm not joining you.
23:56
Speaker A
Okay, that's okay. Uh, okay. Cool. So, Well, if that's the case, there is one favor I have to ask from you. Yeah, but of course. Yeah. Well, you owe me in the first place, remember?
24:21
Speaker A
I guess. Does the Wraith have mean any meaning to you? Uh, yeah. Uh, it's like a guy that I've fought before, I suppose. Okay. I I was right then. I I remember stepping on the island and just being met with the
24:38
Speaker A
the crater of a of an orbital. So, I figured Yeah. Yeah. What do you want me to do? You get I will help you with one thing because you saved me from the law prison and because you geared up egg, so I will
24:52
Speaker A
help you with one thing. Thank you for remembering. I appreciate that. But that's all I'm doing. I'm not joining you. find the race and bring them back to this civilization.
25:03
Speaker A
Sure. But then I'm leaving the end. Perfect. See you soon. Yo. Hello. Let's go.
25:21
Speaker A
What were we all talking about? Let's uh pearl through. Okay, those guys are what? Oh, all right.
25:30
Speaker A
I don't have any pearls. Uh here, take some of these. Yeah, I think they're killing anyone who enters the end. All right, I don't know what's going on at spawn, so uh just be careful.
25:42
Speaker A
Pearl threw us. So, we end up at the same spot cuz I lowkey have no idea where my spawn point is.
25:46
Speaker A
What are we even doing? Just Just throw a pearl. Yo, what is happening in here?
25:53
Speaker A
Oh yeah. Hello. I'm getting hella kills. Yo, Pearl out of this. Oh, this is Cinderest. This is This is their spawn trap.
26:02
Speaker A
I'm going crazy. No. No. Get out of the pit, bro. I'm not leaving. Who do you Who do you think you are?
26:09
Speaker A
What makes a king of the jungle? No one calls you that. Okay, get out of the lava pit, bro. They're stuck here with me. I'm not stuck here with you.
26:19
Speaker A
There's like 20 cinder crest guys, bro. We don't want to fight here. Oh yeah.
26:23
Speaker A
Okay. No. Pearl out. Pearl out. I don't want them to call in shoe bill.
26:26
Speaker A
Dude, I'm okay. I'm literally winning. Let's go, bro. Shoe Billy. I'm gone. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me.
26:36
Speaker A
Wait. I feel like I'm in Assassin's Creed. I'm like on the roofs. Okay, I don't care. Let's go.
26:40
Speaker A
How did Bro get here? Wait. Oh, is that you? Keep running. Go down. Okay, I'm climbing down.
26:48
Speaker A
Go. Okay. You just came in front of like two guards bro. Yo, run out of the castle.
26:56
Speaker A
I'm out of here. All right, let's go. I'm gone. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
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Speaker A
All right. Go left. No. Left. Left. Left. Go left. Go left. Go left. Left.
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Speaker A
I don't think we're being chased. Bro, what do you think the property value of these homes are?
27:08
Speaker A
I think next to nothing, bro. Do you see these trees? They're missing like all the leaves, bro. Are we being chased?
27:14
Speaker A
Yeah, cuz the cinder crest, bro. I think it's cuz everyone's like starving to death.
27:19
Speaker A
Oh. I'm terrible. All right. That's just lame behavior, dude. Why can't we let new players on the server?
27:27
Speaker A
Why are they actually They're literally gatekeeping by definition. I think it's pretty dead around here cuz like all the new players just insta die.
27:33
Speaker A
Oh, all right. Wait, wait, hold on a sec. You know the the wraith? No.
27:39
Speaker A
The blue invis people that like pretended to be a single person. The one that stole my mace.
27:44
Speaker A
You mean your book? Didn't they also steal my mace? When did you have a mace? Well, I didn't. That's cuz they stole it. But you know the one in the tomb?
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Speaker A
That was never your mace. Whose mace was? I thought that mace was for me. No, that was never for you, bro. Then who was it for?
28:00
Speaker A
All right. Whatever. Getting off topic. I'm going to tell you where to find those guys. All right. You're going to you're good at diplomacy. Convince them to go to the end and meet spoke there.
28:07
Speaker A
All right. Oh, but it's only me because you killed like five of them. I mean, yeah, kind of. But like also cuz I got some other stuff I got to do.
28:13
Speaker A
Wait, what else do you have to do? Um, I'm a little doubtful that that Spoke's just going to let us go after this favor. So, I'm gonna make some preparations.
28:21
Speaker A
All right, meet me back in the end dimension with Spoke. Um, and yeah, bring him to the Wraiths since if he does let us leave, then you know what?
28:27
Speaker A
That's fine. But I feel like feel like something's going to be scuffed. Dude, just say you need to restock your nuke shots or something.
28:33
Speaker A
Well, yeah, that is exactly where I'm actually going to go. Yeah, you're an actual nuke merchant, bro.
28:37
Speaker A
All right, thank you. Uh, don't go that way cuz that's where maybe I should come with you to go get the rates. Listen, listen. I'm I'm going to be okay, bro.
28:47
Speaker A
Yeah, you have a stack of god apples. Okay. I How? All right. I mean, I really need to wait for the sling machine to dock.
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Speaker A
Wow. Completely empty. I'm sure that's not a bad sign. I'm sure that's also not a bad sign.
30:26
Speaker A
This is the no army. Okay, bro. Um, did you deliver smoke spoke the wraith?
30:34
Speaker A
Yeah, they're in there somewhere. They are Rafe or Wraiths step forward. Yo, aren't you guys supposed to be pretending to be like one person? Isn't that your whole thing?
30:48
Speaker A
Their operations have changed. Okay, so we're going to go now, right? You really do intend to stay uninvolved.
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Speaker A
Is that true? Yeah. I mean, I'm really not trying to join your civilization, but uh you know, thank you for gearing Egg and the house, I guess.
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Speaker A
Yeah, it was a nice summer home for me. What do you think? Does he look uninvolved?
31:23
Speaker A
What about you? What? Do Do we really think We Woo and Eggchan and Hey brother, they're nodding.
31:28
Speaker A
This friend below us is really uninvolved. Wait, what? Minute, can you dig up here? Can you meet us at the surface and not just stay right below my base?
31:42
Speaker A
Wait, Minute's here. Oh, how did you How could you have possibly known I was here? Well, ah, you know, when I realized that Minutec was invisible below my civilization during the same time you guys decided to pull up.
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Speaker A
It's really hard to think that it isn't a somewhat of a coincidence. All right.
32:15
Speaker A
Yeah, that's exactly why I'm exiting the situation now with uh my good friend Egg here.
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Speaker A
So, enjoy your fight against Minute. Um, in that case, then I'll have you pick I'll have you pick a side. It's either Minnitech or me.
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Speaker A
And if you don't make a decision, then I will unfortunately have to take away your greatest weapon.
32:51
Speaker A
Uhhuh. Your orbital cannons far, dude. Oh my god. Deep in the Farlands. Massive machine I of them. I mean, there's wait, how would you plenty of orbital can cannons? I mean, enough for you to wipe out any army that
33:14
Speaker A
you come across. And yet, as of this moment, during your time in the end dimension, 200 have gathered at its exact location and are now they once I give them the command, they will destroy all of it.
33:33
Speaker A
Every last one will be unusable. Yeah. Nice. What did you just do? What did you just do?
33:46
Speaker A
Look, there were no notes at all. Did it Did it give up? What? Why did you go there?
33:55
Speaker A
I was bluffing. Did it work? Did it work? Commander, I need a word out of you.
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Speaker A
I feel like we probably shouldn't just be standing around waiting for him to do his plan.
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Speaker A
Dude, I'm down to leave whenever. Yeah, we should actually just get going to be honest.
34:14
Speaker A
Yeah. Can I have your elytra so I can get out? So, no. What? Once again, you have a decision to make.
34:21
Speaker A
Uh-huh. Don't listen. I mean, you already you already tried bluffing once and it didn't work. So, why don't you just let us leave and be uninvolved before? Cuz I think making us be involved is a very bad idea on your
34:35
Speaker A
end. You're right. It was the bluff, but not anymore. -29,496 Y 100 Z. What is that? What is that? Oh, 12,561,140.
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Speaker A
So, fortunately for you, the offer remains. Join me and watch unstable change forever. Alternatively, you can join a minute and you won't even get to watch.
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Speaker A
But every single last every last orbital will be destroyed. You can't listen to him. It there won't be anything special about this. They will be at the expense of the server.
35:38
Speaker A
You can't expect to gain anything from a man whose only goal is to take everything from himself.
35:43
Speaker A
Yeah, I think you're making one key assumption about this deal. Spoke. What is that?
35:50
Speaker A
That you're still going to be alive to destroy my cannons. Oh, wait. No, it didn't get smoke.
36:16
Speaker A
Commander, jump him. Jump him. Commander, commander, commander, call this. Call this smoke. You really think I didn't realize you were going to pull something like this? You think I'm that stupid?
36:26
Speaker A
Arm the arm the cannon. Arm the cannon. Yo, where did Spoke go? Yo, squad. Oh, I see smoke somewhere in the crowd.
36:33
Speaker A
Wait, wait. I got soul flying. They have soul flying arrows. Wait. Egg Jaden. Egg Jaden, regroup.
36:39
Speaker A
Egg. Egg. You're about to get killed. 500 people on your road. Just run. You guys run to the flying machine. Run to the flying machine. Minute it. We're going to ban them all.
36:48
Speaker A
All right. fighting style. I know how they work. Of course, we were going to counter them.
36:57
Speaker A
Just watch out for this guy. All right. Yo, you guys good? This is not the direction of the flying machine, by the way.
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Speaker A
Oh. Oh, this where I'm going. Wait, loot up. No, no, no. Do not loot up. Oh, they have elytras.
37:11
Speaker A
Wait, they have Oh, the race. The rates have maces. Dude, wait. I got this.
37:20
Speaker A
Yo, Minute, where you at? I'm here with you. Okay, dude. What is it here?
37:26
Speaker A
Wait, this is a Metron. Yo. Hey, get to the flying machine. I'm running, bro. I'm genally running as fast as I can.
37:35
Speaker A
Okay, you still have your god apples, right? Yeah, I'm on the top. I'm about to eat one, but Oh, man. I'm about to eat I'm about to eat it. Train Island cannons will be on them. Where are they?
37:47
Speaker A
It can I don't have a turtle. The offer still remains for you. Okay. Okay. I accept.
37:53
Speaker A
All right. Perfect. Okay. Can you guys stop me now? Yeah. So, I thought you guys were pretending to be one person. What happened to that? Okay.
38:04
Speaker A
Where am I going? Yo, Jane, can you help get to the right spot? Yeah, I'm okay. Okay. You need to follow Jaden Egg.
38:13
Speaker A
There's no one in front of me. I'm the only I'm I'm leading the pack right now.
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Speaker A
As long as we need Oh, I see the flying machine. Okay, get get up it. Get up it. Okay.
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Speaker A
Yeah, there's like five wraiths on. Hey, get on the flying machine. Go on the flying machine. Oh, go go go go. Stop bringing this caval.
38:36
Speaker A
Just run. Yo, Minute. Jaden, are you guys down there? I'm here. Oh Daniel. Okay. Minute. Fly to the machine. Fly up the machine. Fly to the machine. Wait, how do we start this?
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Speaker A
Flick the switch. Flick the switch. Where is the switch? Wait, I don't know what the switches.
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Speaker A
I don't know. You're the one with the freaking elytra. Okay, I'll figure it out. It has to be this, but it's not this. We're cook.
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Speaker A
Okay, it's on. It's on. It's on. It's on. It's on. Get on the fly machine.
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Speaker A
Oh, hey. Well, yeah, we're going to be taking this. All right, we'll see how far you can go.
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Speaker A
Wimu what? No. Leave the flying machine for them. We'll see how far they are.
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Speaker A
Right here. Yo. Yo. Are you guys on the machine? Yes. What the heck? Okay.
39:29
Speaker A
I'm on on the bottom part. Okay. Okay. Okay. I see I see end terrain. I don't know why they're not bridging up to us, though. They're just kind of bridging below us.
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Speaker A
Stay on the ground. My What the What? What just happened? Oh my god. What just happened?
39:50
Speaker A
Yo, what the Yo, egg. Eat a god. Yo, what is Yo, we need to get egg out of here. We need Yo, yo, yo. Bridge the terrain. Bridge the terrain.
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Speaker A
I have obtained start bridging. I don't have blocks. Yo, egg. Egg. Do you have blocks?
40:06
Speaker A
I actually do. Bridge towards the entering. Go. Follow. Follow. Oh. Yo, what is happening?
40:12
Speaker A
Need to go. This is one of his machines. Go. Dude, this they're spawning in from above. Oh, the rates are coming.
40:24
Speaker A
Oh my. We need to keep the rates busy. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying. I don't I'm refilling my blocks. Okay.
40:34
Speaker A
Yo. No. Someone take my Shulker. Someone take my Shulker. Okay, I'll get it. I'll get it.
40:39
Speaker A
Okay. Oh. Um, Yo, you Yo, Jade, make a platform. Make a platform. If me and Minute fall, it doesn't matter. But if you guys fall, then it's cooked.
40:50
Speaker A
I need a block refill. Here right. Oh. Yo, Minn, watch out. Keep Keep going. Keep going.
40:57
Speaker A
I'm good. If I build this, I don't have a pearl. I do not have a pearl.
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Speaker A
Okay. Wait, guys. Guys, guys, do you have pearls? I don't. Okay. Uh, hold on. Hold on.
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Speaker A
Okay. I I dropped a pearl. I dropped pearl. Egg. Pearl. Pearl. Pearl. Pearl. Pearl. Pearl over to the main island.
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Speaker A
Pearl to the main island. Oh god. Oh my god. The god apples are saving me.
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Speaker A
Yo, yo, they're moving crazy. Hey, where are you? I don't know. We're like all Okay. Okay. Okay. Yo, cross here. Cross here. Cross here.
41:46
Speaker A
Minn, can you pop me with strength two again? Yeah. Where you at? Um, I'm by egg. I'm on egg. Right here.
41:53
Speaker A
Right here. Right behind you. Okay. Just throw it on me. Throw it on me.
41:57
Speaker A
Oh, thank you. Got it. Oh my god. Okay, we need to ban some of these guys.
42:03
Speaker A
Dude, where am I supposed to go? It's like a dead end. I have no pearls.
42:10
Speaker A
Yo, dude. I'm mad you with your pearls, bro. You gave me one pearl. I only had two. I gave you 50% of my total pearls.
42:16
Speaker A
What am I supposed to do? I'm just going to run back. Okay, roof. Roof. Roof. Just make a roof. Make a roof.
42:20
Speaker A
Genius. Umbrella technique. I almost forgot. Yo, what do what what do we do? What do we even do?
42:27
Speaker A
All right. I need a I need a god apple for this. Okay. Yeah. There's this fried. We need to get out here. Is there Do you know if there's gateway nearby, bro? I don't know.
42:41
Speaker A
I'm going to go look for a gateway. Okay. Okay. How is this guy alive?
42:49
Speaker A
Yo, Egg, are you good? I need I need to like make up, bro. Yo, Jane, can we regroup an egg?
43:05
Speaker A
Yeah, man. Yo, I found an end gateway. Wait, where where where are you? Uh, it's a couple. It's It's definitely a a triple way, but we can get egg there.
43:15
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, start leading Egg and Jane in there. I'm just going to try and fight them then.
43:20
Speaker A
All right. This way. This way. I swear if you pearl over this gap, I'm I'm like nine people in this.
43:28
Speaker A
You don't have pearls. We don't have pearls. Yo, you guys need to follow my bridge.
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Speaker A
All right, Egg, make the journey. Don't get hit off. Oh my god. Oh my god.
43:42
Speaker A
Okay, I just got a million god apples. Yo, where's Minute? Yeah, I have no idea.
43:46
Speaker A
Okay, I don't know if we're going the right way. In this direction. Hey, are you chilling? Keep godappling.
43:55
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm just godappling right now. Where are we going? Turn around. I don't know. Where are we going? Where are you?
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Speaker A
Okay, so I said he went I actually misled the entire which way. This way. The bridge. I need it. Okay.
44:21
Speaker A
I guess. All right, keep going straight. I built the pillow where it is. Yo, I think they're out of snowfall cuz I haven't gotten one in a while.
44:38
Speaker A
You might be right. I see it. I see it. All I see it has to Oh, they're firing the wither cannon on it.
44:57
Speaker A
Yo, this thing is stupid. Move faster, Egg. Come on. Go, go, go. Look at the terrain. Like, this is not easy to traverse. Okay.
45:06
Speaker A
Wait, is that another one you got? Where did Where did they drop? Where did they drop?
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Speaker A
I'm lagging. Oh my god. Where? Wait. Okay. Egg, pearl through the end gateway. Then you have to go. Then you have to crouch through.
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Speaker A
Swim through. Swim. I'm lagging so bad. Hey, get through. Hey, get through. Oh yo, he hit me off. What is your problem, dude? Dude. Oh my god.
45:38
Speaker A
Pearls. I got another. I got another loot. Oh my god. It's loot. Go through egg. I'll loot it. I'll loot it. I'll loot it.
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Speaker A
And it all got blown up by the wither cannon. Awesome. I got pearls. I my lag is so bad.
45:48
Speaker A
You need to get through the portal. I don't care about your lag. Go through the portal.
45:54
Speaker A
Is he gone? Hey, I don't hear him. Okay. All right. Go through. Go through. Go through.
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Speaker A
Jaden, you're next. All right. Jaden's through. Jaden's through. No, he's not. No, he's not. No, he's not.
46:05
Speaker A
Someone drain the water gun. Am I alone? No. Okay. Go through. I'll make it through as well. Okay, we Yo, what? Yo, what is going on here? Oh, it's these guys from earlier punch.
46:23
Speaker A
Yo. Okay. Yo, get across the lava lake, guys. Yo, get to the end portal. Go through the M portal. Don't throw a pearl or else it's going to like put you at spawn and the center crest. It's going to be a
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Speaker A
mess. Just like jump through. Jump through. Let's meet the call master's house. Call master's house. Go.
46:39
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, run through. Run through. Go, go. Okay. Go, go, go, go, go.
47:20
Speaker A
Yo, you there? You're a wanted criminal in High Water. We're going to arrest you.
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Speaker A
Shut up, bro. Hey, get back here, man. Bro, like, what what are we going to do?
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Speaker A
genuinely what we're going to do about them. Please tell me. It's okay. We're just going to sit here and fish all day. Really? Really?
47:42
Speaker A
Yo. Oh my god. Yo, do it. It'll be fine. Woo. Bro, why would you think it's a good idea to come to my house when you're being hunted, bro?
47:51
Speaker A
Uh, we're dealing with problems. It'll be fine. We'll be fine. You'll be fine. No, no. Leave, please.
47:55
Speaker A
No, no, no. It'll be good, bro. You take some gold problems everywhere. You'll be okay, bro. Just eat up. Just eat. Eat good. That's good, bro. See, whatever, bro. You got to be careful with that fishing rod. I think people
48:06
Speaker A
are fighting over food outside. We should be safe here since if Spoke sends the null into high water to hunt us, King Saps will view it as an act, but uh where's everyone else?
48:16
Speaker A
Uh they hopefully they should get here. I spawned pretty close. Uh knowing that he probably has some like sweaty spawn point like 500k out, so he'll might be a second. Like Egg doesn't have an elytra, so I think we just got to wait for them
48:27
Speaker A
to show up before making our next move. Dear world, cod is my favorite and I love being a codfish.
48:34
Speaker A
No, please don't read that. Don't read that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Speaker A
Do not read that. Do not read that, please. Okay, I'll let I'll let by guns be by the journey here.
48:42
Speaker A
So good to see you. Yo, give me a hug, bro. Come here. Oh, welcome in, bro. Come on. Your friends are here already.
48:50
Speaker A
Thankfully, I had this food to carry me through the journey, bro. Yo, where did you spawn in?
48:56
Speaker A
Cod master's old house, bro. Come on. Oh my god. That's a craver. Oh no.
49:04
Speaker A
Yeah. Close the door, bro. No one in here. No one in here. No one in here.
49:09
Speaker A
Okay. Um yeah, we should be we should be safe in here cuz I if spoke sends the null to centerest territory, he's going to have bigger problems than us. Uh yeah. So, what what do we what do we do? I I guess
49:29
Speaker A
I'm involved in this now. I don't know. You told us We could take a chill if you want. Here you go.
49:38
Speaker A
Now, CODM's involved, too. Okay. Wait, he knows where my orbitals are, so that's not good. What? What even happened?
49:46
Speaker A
I think I know his two main machines. I know he has the wither cannon. That's how he's able to shoot the skulls down on us. The blue skulls when we were trying to leave.
49:55
Speaker A
Yeah, I think he can summon them wherever he wants, but I think it's only in the end.
50:02
Speaker A
Okay. Well, if it's only in the end, seems like we have the advantage in the overworld then because I have all my orbital cannons fully stocked.
50:09
Speaker A
Yeah, that is true. I think we need to get back to the Farlands because remember he read out your coordinates.
50:17
Speaker A
We need to get there before he does or else he's going to destroy them.
50:20
Speaker A
How did he do that? Well, I think that's his second machine. Like some sort of player tracker.
50:27
Speaker A
I haven't fully figured that one out. It's just it's another one of his tricks. I I don't know even know how he knew I was underground.
50:32
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah, we need Okay, we we do need to get to the Farlands. Um, so I have a stasis rod, but unfortunately I forgot to throw another pearl in the chaos of that. So, we're going to need to get a pearl
50:51
Speaker A
cannon somehow to get to the Farlands cuz they'll definitely have ender pearl cannons. I agree, dude. They're going to be building a pearl cannon.
50:58
Speaker A
Yeah, right now. Shouldn't we be moving then? We're just like a race. Uh, I mean, probably. We should We should regear though. I Okay, I have like god apples because I dropped one of the rates. Um, all their stuff had like
51:10
Speaker A
curse of binding. Uh, yo, take this, bro. Thank you. Um, who is that guy?
51:18
Speaker A
Foot it all. Hey, let him code, bro. He's chill. How How much equipment do we have left between us? Um, I can't lie. I don't have the access to the same resources I used to. I lost a lot of them fighting spoke in the end.
51:30
Speaker A
Yo, what do you guys got in your chest? Egg. Jaden. Yeah, not much. There you go.
51:37
Speaker A
What? Okay. I did not need this, bro. Come on, dude. Dude, COD master, you could single-handedly solve the famine here.
51:46
Speaker A
Yeah. Like, wait, wait a minute. Yeah. Yo, you are evil, bro. They're outside. They're outside fighting over food. And you got seven stacks of cod in here.
51:55
Speaker A
Okay, relax, bro. Jayen tells me that they raid us. I'm going to kill you one but myself.
52:03
Speaker A
Anyways, oh my um what the Hey, isn't that the cinderest horn? Oh, a I I didn't do anything, bro. Uh why are you here? Uh do you want any I'll give you anything you want, bro? Leave me alone. Uh hello.
52:29
Speaker A
You okay? I could see them right behind you dude. I mean, I'm not really trying to be hidden.
52:33
Speaker A
It It was them. It was them. It wasn't me. Had nothing to do with me, bro. Just go after them.
52:39
Speaker A
I'm not Listen. Listen. I'm not I'm not here for violence right now. I'm not I'm not here I'm not trying to kill you. I'm not trying to kill anyone. I'm not trying to capture anyone.
52:49
Speaker A
Little hard to believe that when you put a bounty on my head. Are you going to, you know, invite your king in though?
52:55
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Please come in. Please come. There's a lot of room for you, bro. Uh, everyone gather around, please. Table, let's go. Let's sit.
53:04
Speaker A
Yo. Yo, this is way too many people, bro. Yeah, I don't. It's fine. It's fine. Yo, there's way too many people, bro. Please. Please.
53:11
Speaker A
Is this even Is this even look good? Uh, yo. Yo, can some of y'all uh leave, please? Don't tell my soldiers to leave.
53:19
Speaker A
So, why are you Why are you here? Listen, Wimu, I know you don't like me.
53:27
Speaker A
I don't like you either, and I don't blame you, but Yeah, I don't I'm not I'm not here to fight anyone.
53:33
Speaker A
Yeah, I don't appreciate you putting a bounty on me and my friends, so Well, you kind of deserved it. But we're not I'm not I digress.
53:42
Speaker A
I do. I'm not here to fight anyone. I'm not here to capture anyone. But I'm not a fan of this new king of the end, and I know you aren't either. So, let's make this simple.
54:00
Speaker A
I propose a deal. You You kill spoke and null for me, and I'll make sure your bounty disappears.
54:14
Speaker A
You know, I'll even build you an ender pearl cannon to the Farlands. Wait, were you spying on us?
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Speaker A
How's that sound? H ah you get your freedom and I get my problem solved. Everyone wins.
54:34
Speaker A
Well, I'm not I don't think we really have a a choice. So, listen. I never want to hear anything about a King of the End dimension ever again.
54:51
Speaker A
You understand? I already have enough on my plate as is. All right, deal. Yo, the city got pretty cooked, dog. I don't know if you noticed.
55:05
Speaker A
Yeah, man. You know, a lot happens in war. It's just up ahead. Woo. H I know you're not going to like what I'm about to say.
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Speaker A
Almost just fell off. If it comes down to it, if it comes down to it, I need you to know you have to destroy your own orbital cannons if it means spoke's going to get them.
55:30
Speaker A
No, I don't think I'm going to do that. I I need you to see what I'm talking about. You know what's going to happen if Spoke gets his hands on those and then he has the withers in the end and
55:42
Speaker A
the orbital cannons of the overworld. Don't worry, I won't let him get them. All right, here it is. The pro cannon.
55:58
Speaker A
I knew some of you guys were coming here, but Limu. Okay. Hey, listen, horsey.
56:05
Speaker A
You two probably don't get along, but this is for the greater good. Don't get along.
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Speaker A
He's with me. Uh, good luck. Oh yo yo yo. Hi. Yo. Hello. I think we beat them here.
56:38
Speaker A
Wait. No. Crush crash. Go. Crush. Crush. And we have indivis. Yeah. All right. There we go.
56:48
Speaker A
Okay. Those look like rates. Okay. Here. Before we get into battle, let me give you guys some totems.
56:55
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. We need to ban them all before they reach the Farlands. If they reach the Farlands, the terrain's going to block my orbital cannons.
57:03
Speaker A
As well as like when you get too deep into the Farlands, the firework rockets stop working, which is obviously really bad because we're math users.
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Speaker A
You go charges. All right, let's jump these rates. I don't carry fire rice cuz I've got apples.
57:18
Speaker A
Yeah, I I don't need them. All right. Yo, what the Yo, they're pearling in. Wait, wait.
57:26
Speaker A
Down here. Down here. There's a lot of them. They're heading to the Harland. We need to We need to make our move.
57:31
Speaker A
Wait. Yeah, there's someone on the ice bike. Can you get a closer look on who's on the ice bike?
57:35
Speaker A
It's definitely Spoke. I see like a little green pixel of his skin. I was attacku's here.
57:49
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, thanks for gathering them up for me. Take cover. Take cover wherever you can.
57:58
Speaker A
All right, my squad. I'm going to be spamming nukes, so watch out. We have to ban them all. Don't let them in the farlands. Get in the sky. Get in the sky. Reefs, prepare your slow slow falling arrows. Do whatever you can to
58:09
Speaker A
nerf them. Nice. Just hold up your shields whenever it's coming down. Hold up. Shield. Shield.
58:21
Speaker A
Shield. Yeah, we are much stronger in the overworld. Yo, Egg Jane, where you guys at? Jane, you good?
58:35
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah, I'm good on him. There's like a good chunk on me, though. Okay. Okay, I'll get him off you. Okay, guys, watch out. Three of them or Yeah, one minute have elytras. Jaden, all I know is that he has a I think he just
58:48
Speaker A
has a trident. Oh, Jaden. Oh my god, it's raining. Wow, that is awful. Dropping more nukes. Smoke, I told you you regret crossing me. Oh my god, so many are dying. Okay.
59:04
Speaker A
And your nose aren't finding the cannons if they're all banned. Game plan. Game plan.
59:19
Speaker A
What the Wait, they're like converging. Yo, minute Jay and Neg. They're they're converging on like a location.
59:29
Speaker A
Yo. Yo, wait. The NLES are like converging. Yo, what the focus on the roof? Focus on the roof. Cover the roof of obsidian. They can't.
59:36
Speaker A
Oh, they're making a tunnel. Yo, Jaden. Jaden, we need to stop them making this tunnel. Wait. Okay. Where's Minute?
59:41
Speaker A
Where's Minute? We need Minute, too. Okay. We're the black out. here. Just keep picking them off. Do we have like TNT cards?
60:06
Speaker A
Uh, I actually might. Okay. Check, check, check. Give me a second. Yep. Do you have a bow?
60:12
Speaker A
Uh, Egg probably does. Okay. Where Where is Egg? That's a great question, actually. I'm going to go Yo, Egg, where are you?
60:46
Speaker A
Egg, we need your bow. Where are you? Where are you? I'm dying. That's not helpful for you. You're in the tunnel.
60:55
Speaker A
Yo, get out of the tunnel. Yo. Oh my god. Yo, get out. Yo, the god save me, bro. Bless.
61:05
Speaker A
You want me to watch out? Thanks for the heads up. I'm building out the floor.
61:13
Speaker A
This is a loveless land. What? Someone build a hard All right, keep going. Keep going.
61:34
Speaker A
We are so close. Oh my god. Stay on them. Get Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. They can't do anything.
61:45
Speaker A
Continue the tunnel. We are We're like 50 blocks away. We're like 50 blocks away. Great work.
61:50
Speaker A
Yo, how do How do we stop them? All right, the tunnel. Yeah, this is this is intense. This is actually crazy.
62:03
Speaker A
Go, go, go, go. Make sure it's clean. Make sure it's clean. Okay, we need to handle the raid somehow cuz they keep just like Keep building. Keep building.
62:13
Speaker A
Minute heads up. Oh my god, there's like two tons of now. There's roofs. No, no, no, no, no, nos, guys. roof.
62:25
Speaker A
You have a minute. Watch out. Heads up. Okay. Good, good, good work. Good work.
62:30
Speaker A
Good work. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, there's so many. We need to ban more.
62:36
Speaker A
20 blocks away. We're like 20 blocks away. Go, go, go. Keep going. Keep going. Armor looking, guys. Make sure armor is is all good.
62:52
Speaker A
We're going to need it. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Thank you guys. Thank you. Oh my god. There's nothing we can do.
63:05
Speaker A
We're genuinely so close. Genuinely so close. All right. Good luck. So close, everyone. We're so close.
63:15
Speaker A
Guys guys guys. Oh, the front lines just got nuked. Oh, that's so bad. He just lost another. He's spamming them. He's spamming them. He's trying to slow us down. Just stay under the TNT or the obsidian. Stay under the obsidian,
63:34
Speaker A
guys. Here, wimoo. Yeah. You have a flame bow? No. No. No. I don't. So close. We're so close.
63:40
Speaker A
I give you one. Hold on. I have an idea. Where? Where? Where? All right. I'm going left.
63:46
Speaker A
Oh, there's Wraiths. Wait. Kill this Wraith. Kill this Wraith. They retreated. Pick up. Pick up the smoke. When you see me place the TNT minecart shoot.
63:56
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Okay. Are you ready? No. Hold on.
64:05
Speaker A
We're basically there. No. We're basically there. Do it. Oh, I got hit off. Going for a placement.
64:17
Speaker A
They broke it. They broke it. Go again. Go again. I had different place. Okay, dude. Oh my god, dude. Spoke like blocked it.
64:27
Speaker A
Fortify the roof. Fortify the sides. We are there. Enter. Enter everyone. It's complete. I'm so surrounded.
64:36
Speaker A
Perfect. Perfect. Well, there's still a ton of them, dude. Perfect. Yeah, we can't give up. Yeah. Like if we don't beat them here, it's cooked.
64:51
Speaker A
We've already banned a couple hundred, I feel. Yeah. Let's keep going. Oh my god, there's Look above.
65:04
Speaker A
Oh, they've caught up. Yo, gather around them. Finish them. Drain their gear. Every hit on them is worth it.
65:16
Speaker A
Yo, minute. Yep. Me and you. Let's do it. No, this is a winning fight for us. I wouldn't be so sure.
65:37
Speaker A
WMU, you're going to be left with no armor, no orbitals, and no one by your side. Yeah. And if you came out here instead of hiding behind your army, you would die instantly.
65:49
Speaker A
How you looking? We just have to keep banning them and using their armor. Yeah.
65:56
Speaker A
Wait, let's not forget how I gave you a chance for survival. I gave you a chance to keep your orbitals. I gave you a chance to avoid all of this.
66:14
Speaker A
How do you not realize that this this is a battle you're going to lose?
66:19
Speaker A
We we already have the coordinates. All of this is you. I'd rather die trying to let you take over the server like this.
66:30
Speaker A
Take over the server. Minute. Didn't Webu not Did We Woo not explain anything? My goal is not to conquer the server. My goal is to simply preserve it. Make it a better place by killing everyone. You want to
66:45
Speaker A
preserve it? Oh my god. There's too many people protecting him. Yeah, I mean it's just impossible to get a lock on him.
66:52
Speaker A
Are you sure we're even going to kill him or are we just wasting our time? I mean, guess. What's your durability at?
67:00
Speaker A
How many armor sets will it take for you to realize you might as well turn back?
67:06
Speaker A
It's okay to play the server. It's okay to play the server without the orbitals.
67:11
Speaker A
You know, I believe we're super weapon. Oh my god. I just killed the Wraith.
67:18
Speaker A
I got a crossbow. That's good. Uh, no. Retrieve the Wait, eat the loot. Eat the loot. Eat the loot. Oh my. Another one's on me, dude. I can't even loot it.
67:32
Speaker A
Battle's not over yet. How are you doing on resources? Uh, we should surface. Okay, pop a hole. Pop a hole.
67:43
Speaker A
Yo, I made it up. Let's lure them away. Yo, do you have golden apples? I'm lowkey running out.
67:49
Speaker A
You're almost out. Here, we can go. I can go away. I give you some.
67:53
Speaker A
Okay. I mean, we just need to drop one of them up here and then I can grab theirs. Like that guy. Oh, true.
67:58
Speaker A
Okay, that guy had seven on him. These guys are getting weaker and weaker. Nice.
68:14
Speaker A
I don't think the main arm is coming up here. Yeah, I think they're taking too long.
68:19
Speaker A
No, no, no. I think they're bypassing us for the cannons. Oh, you might be right.
68:26
Speaker A
Got one. Okay. You said you have like 30 something left. I was able to get more, but like resources are starting to get a little little sketch.
68:38
Speaker A
I can't lie, we're not beating them like this. Wait, where are you? I'm right next to you, dude. Yeah, they're just going to stand your ground cuz I can nuke them, but they have too much resources.
68:48
Speaker A
What are you suggesting? I think I need to go find I still have some gapples left. I need to go find a larger group and distract them. I think you need to go get Egg and Jaden.
68:58
Speaker A
And and you need to remember what I said. If it comes down to it, you have to break the orbital cannons. We can't let Spoke get another weapon.
69:11
Speaker A
I'll distract them while you go figure out what you need to do. Okay. All right.
69:17
Speaker A
Okay. Good luck. Good luck. They're definitely here. Oh, yeah. Like, what is it? What is this right mine?
69:42
Speaker A
Yo. Yo, don't even yo, bro. Don't yell me. Yo, we got to ban these guys and get out of here.
69:52
Speaker A
I suggest that you act as a distraction while I mace them. I'll do it myself.
69:58
Speaker A
Egg's getting Oh, yeah. He is. B these guys. Got him. Okay, this null just got all the loot.
70:13
Speaker A
Wait, focus this No. Focus this No. They're trying to box in and use it. Yo.
70:17
Speaker A
Yo, I need JJ. I need you right here. I'm here. I'm here. Come. It wasn't that one. It was a different one.
70:23
Speaker A
Oh, great. This one, I think. Which one? The one I'm on. I'm on. Nice. Okay. This one. This one. This one. This one.
70:33
Speaker A
All them except the right one. That's not the right one. No. You'll get it. I believe you do.
70:41
Speaker A
Oh, this one. This one. Yeah. Yeah. What am I even? Yo, Egg, you got any sponges?
70:46
Speaker A
What is my team doing? I don't know. winning the fight. Ever heard of that?
70:50
Speaker A
You guys have killed two people in the last 5 minutes. What do you mean? Okay. Nice. Nice.
70:53
Speaker A
Nice. Nice. Three people. Thank you. We've killed like all of them. Are you blind?
70:57
Speaker A
Bro's nuke didn't even Bro's nuke nuke didn't even kill nobody. All right, I got the XP.
71:03
Speaker A
Oh, kill still. Thank you, bro. It's about time. Watch out, bro. This way. Yeah, this way. This way.
71:19
Speaker A
Okay. No, no time to loot. No time to loot. We got to go. Minute. Stay behind to distract for us. We got to go now.
71:25
Speaker A
Everyone has a shield, right? Yeah. Um, this is going to launch us all very very high. So, everyone hit your water bucket and off a totem if you're if you're not careful.
71:37
Speaker A
Okay. Oh, we need a shield and totem. Okay, I understand. Yeah. And it's also This is going to break your your shield, by the way. So, use a shield you don't care about.
71:55
Speaker A
Yo. Okay, so there are a bunch of nullles pouring in there, so we need to go.
72:00
Speaker A
Okay, dude. I got launched like into the genuine stratosphere, but whatever. Yeah, I lost my totem, by the way, but I have another one, so it's just chill.
72:10
Speaker A
Okay, thanks, bro. Yeah, soon the firework rockets are going to stop working. That's what happens when we get too deep into the Farlands. I would have preferred against this, but we're going to need to travel all the way to the
72:19
Speaker A
city and ask the OG players for help. Wait, what happened a minute? He uh he stayed behind as a distraction.
72:29
Speaker A
Yeah. How do we actually navigate this place? Um experts. It's kind of Yeah, it's kind of impossible because coordinates don't work out here.
72:39
Speaker A
Oh, never mind. I kind of vaguely remember the landmarks. So, as long as we head in the same direction we traveled last time, we should make it. Okay. Wait, wait. No one cross here. Um, cuz this is the further
72:49
Speaker A
lands we're about to enter into. Did you coin that term? When we cross this line, our ender chests are going to reset. So, we need to get our inventories before we cross.
72:58
Speaker A
I got you. Wait. No. Okay. You just crossed the line. Crossed the line. My items are here.
73:02
Speaker A
Wait, your items are there? Yeah. Do you want me to like drop some as proof?
73:08
Speaker A
Okay. I know why you're so paranoid, bro. I you were literally here last time when this happened to us. Wait, do fireworks work now then?
73:16
Speaker A
No. Okay, awesome. Uh, what I do know is that we should keep moving cuz spoke was saying that he had also been to the Farlands, so he so he probably knows where we're going.
73:26
Speaker A
How has he been to the Farland? When did that even happen, dude? I don't know. We weren't there for that.
73:32
Speaker A
I have to write that down. Maybe later. We're in a bit of a rush.
73:35
Speaker A
Let's see if the We'll see if this house has anyone in it. Wait, I remember this house.
73:43
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. We We made this bridge. I have The house hasn't even rendered in. I just saw the general structure. I knew.
73:49
Speaker A
Wait, do you have a photographic memory? No, I actually have a pretty bad memory.
73:55
Speaker A
Yeah, me too. Yeah, I think this is exactly how we left it. Oh, there's blocks in here.
74:03
Speaker A
Wait. Okay, I'm taking some of this wood. There's repeating trees everywhere here, by the way. Yeah, but then we don't have to harvest the wood ourselves. All right. Hey, can you carry the strength bot for me?
74:12
Speaker A
Wait, these are hella gi. That's what I was saying, but you were like, "No, there's so much wood here that we can mine." Okay. Yeah, these chests are still Okay, I'm remembering this place now with the glitched out chests. I Okay,
74:24
Speaker A
dude. 64 blocks of redstone. This is going to be perfect when I have to build an like ender pearl launcher back.
74:30
Speaker A
I don't know. Okay, we should uh we should keep moving. Uh, so when we get to the orbitals, we're going to destroy them right?
74:37
Speaker A
Of course. Well, no. What? I mean, shouldn't we? Yeah. I think so. It's too powerful to be on the server.
74:48
Speaker A
Okay. Why are you just my like you're just like genuinely the contrarian, bro? Dude, you haven't even given out your position yet. Okay, so you don't want to destroy the orbitals?
74:57
Speaker A
Of course not. What? Why not? Because we can defeat the null before they ever get to the cannons. Or well, I will.
75:06
Speaker A
That's risky. Yeah, that's why I'm going to do it myself. Didn't we already try that?
75:10
Speaker A
Can we at least make like a plan B like explosive or something for the orbital in case you can't do that?
75:16
Speaker A
All right. Look, um the orbitals, they're they're on the way, but we're not going to the cannons. I'm not destroying them.
75:23
Speaker A
Woo. Ever since the Battle of the Great Sea, the law destroyed my civ, I let it go. And ever since then, I've had the most fun on the server I've ever had.
75:35
Speaker A
Like exploring, hanging out with you guys, and just being free. Talk to him. You're not You're all right.
75:54
Speaker A
Let's keep moving. I also think we should get as much equipment as possible. Um, we should still definitely go to the city and ask the OG players for for help.
76:15
Speaker A
Are they going to help you? We're going to find out. But didn't you kill their like friend?
76:21
Speaker A
Who were these OG players? Um, it's a long story. They're some of the first players that were ever on the server. They live out at the end of the side of the Farlands.
76:31
Speaker A
Oh, if we can make it to them, they have like infinite amounts of every item and they have villagers.
76:38
Speaker A
Oh, with that much equipment, I mean, we could easily take out the null. The one caveat is they're obviously quite far.
76:45
Speaker A
So, I think we should make a stop somewhere else that we're about to see and see if we can find any gear there.
76:51
Speaker A
Oh, okay. I see that edge now. Where are we? Don't you recognize where we are?
77:10
Speaker A
All I see is endless void. Everyone have a pearl? Yeah. Everyone throw a pearl at the castle.
77:18
Speaker A
Hey, are you going to throw your pearl? I needed to see where you had thrown before I threw mine.
77:22
Speaker A
You can't see the giant. Oh, hey. Oh, did it land? Oh, okay. Yeah, you're a little you're a little low, but come up.
77:30
Speaker A
How did you get in water? How did you guys like ender bro me? What is this? I have a weak throwing arm.
77:39
Speaker A
This is like the Wait, this got like changed when we were last here in the Farlands. This wasn't the destroyed version, but now it's destroyed.
77:46
Speaker A
This is the Zam Empire, right? Yeah, but like how is it out here? Um, the Farlands can kind of just like grab things from the main server, I think. Let's go up to the top, Jaden, and like figure out where we actually
77:59
Speaker A
are. Wait, that's an echo. Wait, why is why is Spoke here? Wait, what is this?
78:14
Speaker A
Wait, this is where I got jumped. You kidding me? You said this was placed with a ban. I don't know. That's an invis player.
78:25
Speaker A
Oh no, bro. I actually I just caused this player to die, bro. Oh yeah. No, got this, bro. Level one, bro. Trying to steal what?
78:35
Speaker A
Oh my god, he popped them. So, wait, what? Oh, okay. Yeah. So, in the Farlands sometimes there's these like Oh, there's these things called echoes which like replay past events that have happened.
78:47
Speaker A
Dude, I thought he was actually here, bro. That's so scary. Yeah, I don't. That's not the real spoke. Um, dude, look how stupid you look, bro. You're just genuinely standing. What? What the What were you even doing?
78:56
Speaker A
Look how stupid I look. I'm invis. I don't even look like nothing. You don't even see me.
79:00
Speaker A
What do you mean I don't even see you? I'm literally critting you out and killing you here.
79:04
Speaker A
This is when my egg was in the invisible mafia and I was beside water in the in this mafia kit.
79:09
Speaker A
Oh, okay. We have to loot the castle before spoke actually gets here cuz I was here and spoke knows where like all the items are as well. Wait, what if I blend myself in with my stunt double?
79:19
Speaker A
I think the trims don't match, bro. They don't know who's the real one. That's when me and Spoke were working together.
79:28
Speaker A
Dude, this is back when you and Spoke were good friends. Yeah. Yeah, dude. What went wrong?
79:34
Speaker A
Uh, I don't actually know. It's kind of a chiller back then. I think he was like trying to stop the mafia or something. So, pretty pretty different than what he's getting up to now. Dude, I even moved the same.
79:46
Speaker A
Like, this is weird. I have not grown as a person. Absolutely zero development. Like, no character growth. I'm the same I was a year ago, bro.
79:56
Speaker A
Oh, there you are. Yeah, it's just These just repeat like forever and ever. Um, we should probably get going. It's kind of cool to watch me slime you out though over and over again.
80:04
Speaker A
You're getting beat up, bro. Yeah, like you're really just getting cooked man. Yeah. Okay. Hey, all you want, bro. So, if we're up here, then the throne room this is the throne room should be like over here. And the throne room was where all
80:18
Speaker A
the loot was. So, you're just down the stairs, bro. Is this the armory? Yeah.
80:25
Speaker A
Doesn't look like there's anything here. Okay, so this is completely empty. So, the other room might be empty. Maybe it just like deleted the items or something. I actually don't remember what was down here.
80:39
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's where you got put in a cage, bro. You You kind of do that a lot.
80:42
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay, I remember, bro. It was actually traumatic. All right, cool. Okay, I don't think we need these blocks.
80:50
Speaker A
Wait, diamonds. There's a sword in here. Yo, dude. That's my old sword. And there's your sword.
81:00
Speaker A
Yeah, bro. This was my 59 god apples. You didn't mention the 59 god apples.
81:04
Speaker A
I don't see those. Can I get a bite? Can I get a bite? hungry bro.
81:13
Speaker A
Yo, can I submit the sword to like the to the museum of scholars? Yeah, sure, I guess. Okay. Yeah, we should probably get moving. Um, I don't think there's anything else in the civilization.
81:25
Speaker A
Yo crouch crouch crouch crouch crouch. I'm down. Yo, they're here. We need to get out of here.
81:38
Speaker A
Y we got to double back. We're kind of boxed in here. We can't really run out the open.
81:46
Speaker A
Anyone have invisibility? Yo, walk up this egg. What are you doing? Block up. Check for loot. Check for loot.
82:14
Speaker A
Yeah, this is this was the throne room. I remember sneaking through this place with May.
82:24
Speaker A
I remember this room. Is it Commander? Something is something's off, though. I look through all of the chests.
82:45
Speaker A
means all of the loot had to have regenerated. It had to have Wimbu was here.
82:55
Speaker A
WBoo's passed through this place as well. Mine this castle down. Might be there might be more secrets.
83:05
Speaker A
Across the line everything just faster the mission. Thank you. Do you have swift sneak?
83:31
Speaker A
I don't. Oh boy. Okay. Low key, we're probably far enough away. Let's just book it.
83:36
Speaker A
Yeah. Throw a pearl. That was the most terrible pearl I've ever thrown. All right, that one's better.
83:54
Speaker A
Okay, they are taking their sweet time. Us. Come on. Come on. Come on. You knocked me down.
84:05
Speaker A
Dude, I was lowkey in flow. I didn't even know I could do that. Yo, is Jaden here?
84:09
Speaker A
I'm not very good at this. Okay. Yo, why would you drop seeds? They're going to Stop dropping items down. They're going to see that. You don't want to leave a trail. Yo, Jaden, bro. Any any minute.
84:21
Speaker A
Where are Yeah. Crouch up the wall. Crouch and we charge up the wall. Dude, Jaden's like over here, bro.
84:26
Speaker A
Where? Like here. Oh, okay. All right, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. So, Jane, you guys don't have elytras, right? It's only this one that we have.
84:40
Speaker A
Yeah. How useful it would be when I'm getting chased by 100 players to just fly away.
84:44
Speaker A
Yeah. Well, hopefully they have some elytras where we're going. Hey, where are we headed again?
84:49
Speaker A
City of OG players. Dude, do you think they're just going to try and kill us? No, we'll find out.
84:53
Speaker A
Wait, so the these OG players don't like you? Uh, I think they chill with me.
85:00
Speaker A
I don't think they'll chill with you. What did I do to them? Uh, well that you like completely messed up their plan that one time, remember?
85:08
Speaker A
By jumping in front of the arrow. Oh, okay. But like that's not that's not something you dislike me for. You know what I mean? Like I had to protect myself.
85:18
Speaker A
We're here. Oh, yeah. This is where you hunted. It's where you hunted us, Jaden.
85:24
Speaker A
Yeah. Wait, do you think our house is still here? Yo, where are they going? I can't see anything.
85:29
Speaker A
Just pearl down. Pearl down. Pearl down. Oh, okay. There actually there actually is void in this biome though, so watch out for that.
85:40
Speaker A
Wait, wait, wait. This is where you clutched against like 11 players, right? That is literally what I just said, dude. That's crazy, bro.
85:48
Speaker A
On a 30 secondond latency, dude. I Yeah. Next he's going to say, "Yo, wait, wait. Our house is here." Wait, is it actually here? Yo, why why are you even playing beef with each other now?
86:00
Speaker A
What? Uh me. Yeah. Yeah. It's a long story, bro. We're in the Farlands. Tell the story. Yeah.
86:10
Speaker A
Oh. Um uh pretty much I attacked his buddy. He doesn't like that and stole his mace or like his buddy's mace.
86:18
Speaker A
Dude, what is Flame going to do with a mace? He doesn't even do He doesn't even do cheap forms of fighting like that.
86:22
Speaker A
Like honestly, like I I'd give back the mace now if I knew where he was.
86:28
Speaker A
I'll give it to him for you. Yo, if you get that if you get that to egg, he's losing it in 5 seconds.
86:32
Speaker A
I could deliver the maze for you, Jaden. 5 seconds. He says 5 seconds. Wow, this was like a really terrible house. We did not live out here for that long. I think I had rose tinted glass.
86:42
Speaker A
We actually didn't cuz we immediately got raided. Wait, dude. Do I set my spawn point here?
86:46
Speaker A
No. Def remember the last time you set your spawn point in the Farlands? Bro, I was just trying to get a good night's rest. Yo, chill on me.
86:53
Speaker A
All right, let's keep moving. We got anything in here? No, there there's nothing. You attacked his friend, bro. Yeah, I didn't even know Flame even had friends.
87:04
Speaker A
I don't know. I just always see him. He's like, I want to be the strongest. I want to be alone in train or something like I don't know. He's on his like Veabond arc or something.
87:11
Speaker A
Yeah, I would have asked him for help with the null, but like I lowkey have just no idea where he is.
87:16
Speaker A
I don't understand the intersection between farming and and flame frags. Why does flame frags care about a farmer?
87:22
Speaker A
How are we still on this topic? You know what? I don't know either to be honest.
87:26
Speaker A
I I don't understand this. Yeah. Well, you haven't heard of the great farm war egg?
87:29
Speaker A
No. What the heck is the great farm war? For all your studies of the history of the server, and yet you don't know of such a a critical event.
87:35
Speaker A
Leave me alone, bro. I study history. You live history. Okay, it's different. Well, I wasn't there either. So, you got no excuse.
87:42
Speaker A
So, how how the heck do you know this then? What if what if you're just making stuff up? What if you're just making stuff up?
87:46
Speaker A
I'm not making it up. You can fact check this. The the unstable scholarly association is there such thing as the great farm war?
87:52
Speaker A
I have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, if I go to the Yuyu Scarly Association start, they'll know it's real. They'll know it's real. I'm actually going to send a pigeon over to Flame Frags and ask about who this
88:01
Speaker A
zombie fellow is. I didn't realize there were pigeons in Minecraft. Well, you know, like I'm just going to send a Chungus over basically.
88:08
Speaker A
You're going to hire a Chungus to to ask him about the lore of the server.
88:12
Speaker A
Yeah, dude. It's serious. It's a serious issue though cuz like you like there's like better and worse Chungus Chungai.
88:18
Speaker A
You know what I mean? Like if you have like a bad messenger chungai and they die, like your message never gets delivered. So there's like Dude, what if we got to hire a good What if we genuinely hire a messenger
88:27
Speaker A
chungus and send them out to the farlands be like, "Yo, like I need the message delivered at like 15 mil out their bullet." Dude, I'm not joking. The best messenger chunk guy can actually get that done for you in like less than a week.
88:39
Speaker A
I feel like they die in the farlets. What is that? What? What is this? When is this? Since when has this been in the game?
88:55
Speaker A
I come bearing gifts. Gifts. Oh, the legendary crown for a great ruler. Oh, I see.
89:04
Speaker A
So, I'm going to need that back. You're not a ruler. You do not have the the political.
89:11
Speaker A
Also, I think we're about to reach the grapple lands. The gravel. Is this term also coined by you?
89:17
Speaker A
We we both discovered this place. Okay. But we didn't have names for it until now. Like what are these names?
89:22
Speaker A
Are you just Are you just spinning this like out the fly? I don't know, man. That doesn't sound tough.
89:29
Speaker A
All right. Well, what's a better name for where we are then? H this one right here.
89:36
Speaker A
Well, we're about to enter the gravel lands. The Okay, the gravel lands is lowkey just chopped. Like there's no good name for the gravel lands.
89:42
Speaker A
It is. There's a giant cube of gravel. So like I know like it might actually like have to just be gravel lands, but like there's there's got to be more interesting stuff.
89:55
Speaker A
Dude, we got to call the further lands like the unwalked path or something. The unw Oh, yeah. Let's go to the unwalked path.
90:03
Speaker A
Oh, where'd you get all those items? Oh, the unwalked path. That's kind of neat, dude. We should create a switch where we can like instantaneously just like like making all the gravel fall.
90:12
Speaker A
Then we hold the server hostage with a giant live machine. Yeah, exactly. And that way like Let me tell Smoke to ban the null.
90:21
Speaker A
Banner or else we ban the server. Oh, it would just take an obnoxiously long amount of time to set up.
90:27
Speaker A
So now we have what you call it the spike lands. Oh yeah, they're starting to load in. I thought you said he had low render distance. How do you see that?
90:34
Speaker A
I don't. Oh, you just felt the the vibes. I guess the omens. I just decided to mention it now, dude. This where we did that fight with Flame and then Flame got so mad at like Spawns and you guys that he betrayed and
90:46
Speaker A
helped me fight. You remember that? Remember that, Jaden? You remember? I remember this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
90:52
Speaker A
You just hit a pearl clutch. Probably easier. Oh, is he seriously We have ender pearls.
91:03
Speaker A
Like, why doesn't he just Dude, we're supposed to be moving fast. Let's go. Yo, I got feather. I got feathering though.
91:16
Speaker A
I mean, honestly, fighting null in this biome would not be that bad of an idea.
91:21
Speaker A
That would be a very bad idea. Why? It's perfect terrain for macing, even without fireworks.
91:28
Speaker A
I don't have a mace. Okay. Well, you're not in the fight anyways, so doesn't really make a difference.
91:34
Speaker A
Yeah, but that's whatever. Whatever. Yeah, when we're done with this, can we take a visit back to Tyra's grave?
91:48
Speaker A
That is on literally the other side of the world. Okay, I guess we'll put it off for later.
91:54
Speaker A
And also, that wasn't Tyrad's grave. That was Jamano piece. Oh, Jamato died. No. Do you like have a short-term memory loss?
92:03
Speaker A
It was a fake grave. Wait, why would he lie about that? He literally explained to us why he lied about it. It was cuz of the smoke.
92:15
Speaker A
Okay. Whatever. It's not worth it. Wait, so what's the next landmark? More gravel. And then it's it's like after the gravel lands, it's like the the spliced biome area into the temple.
92:28
Speaker A
And then past the temple is when it like gets like pretty absurd. Oh, okay. Okay, I see it loading in. I don't think there's going to be anyone here. We did lowkey ban everyone that was at this temple.
92:39
Speaker A
That was actually messed up of you. Why' you do that? Uh, it's a long story, but like Okay.
92:45
Speaker A
Basically, yeah, one of the OG players like had the orbital cannons before me and I took them from him.
92:50
Speaker A
Oh, really? Yeah. So, that's uh that's probably why they don't like me. Did he even lose or did he just give up?
92:57
Speaker A
He definitely lost. That's not why. Okay. Okay, bro. I'm starting to run out of COD.
93:07
Speaker A
Oh shoot. That's how long we've been running. Don't worry, I got a lot. Okay, good. Did you take like COD master's whole supply?
93:15
Speaker A
He's a lot. You're telling me that this thing you started seeing the temple all the way back there cuz I No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just the biomes like But these converge on the temple. Remember?
93:25
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Now I do actually see the temple though. Wait, wait. Okay, you see it here. Okay, let's keep walking.
93:30
Speaker A
Jane, you see that player on the top of the temple? Uh, it's not loading me. Okay. Like, did everyone just have really low render distance or like do I just have really high render?
93:39
Speaker A
What is your render distance? 32. What? Dude, I have like eight. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I see it. I see it.
93:45
Speaker A
The player on the top, that guy was called Lacri and he had the orbital cannons first. Uh, he was in the temple and I banned him.
93:53
Speaker A
Oh, shoot. And then the rest of the players, those are the OG players. Um, I did also lowkey ban one of them as well, but we we kind of need Oh, I see it. I see it. I see it. I see
94:03
Speaker A
it. It's loaded in. Good job. Good. Good for you, man. This is what This is where they fought.
94:21
Speaker A
Yeah. I don't think there's anything. This is actually a historical site now. This is where Yeah. I don't.
94:33
Speaker A
There we go. Yeah, there's nothing of value down there. All right, we should keep moving.
94:38
Speaker A
Wait, so are we going to the orbitals or to the city? I think we should go to the city cuz they have like infinite of every item.
94:47
Speaker A
Wait, but then isn't Spoke going to beat us to the like orbitals then? Cuz he already knows the location.
94:56
Speaker A
H. Do either of you have any XP? Um, I do, but I'm going to need it.
95:09
Speaker A
Like, no, bro. You don't need it. I'm I'm I'm going to need it. I'm explaining the plan. I need it all.
95:13
Speaker A
Need it or want it? I need it, bro. How much? All of it. Like, this is how I know you don't actually need it, bro.
95:23
Speaker A
All right. I need greedy, yo. I need three stacks. Okay. Okay. No. No. Don't get close. Don't get close. I know you're going to steal it.
95:31
Speaker A
This is I need Yeah, I am cuz I need the PvP gear. All right. Put it down. Put it down. I won't steal it.
95:37
Speaker A
I'm about to reset your whole E chest, bro. Thank you. Like, this doesn't matter, dude. Okay. You only got two stacks just by taking that.
95:48
Speaker A
You two will go to the city of OG players. Try and find serpent bound.
95:54
Speaker A
Ask them for help. I'm sure obviously a threat like this threatens them in the Farlands. I'm going to go to the orbitals and I'm going to ban them all and I won't let them get them.
96:05
Speaker A
You really got that? Yeah. And I can beat them there by using Elijra. And if my diplomacy doesn't work well then my mace better than strong assistant. Cool. Bro, I just I better ban them all then if it doesn't
96:21
Speaker A
work. Bro, hold on. Take this. You might actually need it for real. I thought you were just exaggerating.
96:28
Speaker A
Yeah. Thank you. Like, wait, do I have anything else? Oh, I actually do. Hold on.
96:34
Speaker A
I have that, too. Yo, where did you get all of this? I was Dude, when everyone was dying from the curse of thorns, I was actually looting. Hello.
96:42
Speaker A
So, you got this from Arachnet. Arachnus. And then also when you were like banning the null, like here and there, I I was looting.
96:49
Speaker A
Okay. Hey, do you have any other like amounts of untold gear? Um, can I get your totem?
96:55
Speaker A
Yeah, sure. I have this, but I don't know what's in here. I don't know.
96:58
Speaker A
That's not useful for you. Wait. Oh, yeah. And I Here's a four a few more.
97:03
Speaker A
Oh, I need some ender chests. Never mind. I found some ender chest. Oh, thank you.
97:08
Speaker A
All right. Uh, I have a stack, so I don't need anymore. Dude, just take this enchanted god apples. No, but it's like it doesn't make sense for me to open up inventory slots right?
97:20
Speaker A
Okay. Good luck, bro. Yeah, good luck. since there seems to be some sort of conspiracy of players trying to keep me from arriving at a place called the forge, which of course has made me even more motivated to discover what the
97:56
Speaker A
forge is, no matter what it takes. What the Oh, are we still fighting? Is this an ender pearl cannon?
98:13
Speaker A
No, no, no, no, no. It's a lot better than ender pearl cannon. This is how this is what Lacri's powers were.
98:17
Speaker A
Lacri had psychic powers, bro. What is this? This is This is just pure redstone machine.
98:22
Speaker A
No, bro. It's a repeating pattern of orbital cannons. Yo, what the hell? This is an orbital strike cannon.
98:30
Speaker A
Now, you can just set up the thing. Just make sure to keep your like simulation render distance low, okay? Cuz if you render the cannons while they're activated, it might just blow up on themselves and you don't want to do that.
99:19
Speaker A
Well, it took all this time to finally see you again. Mhm. No. How do we want to greet our uh greet our friend? It doesn't look like he has anyone else with him. Oh, thank you guys. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I
99:39
Speaker A
don't need anyone else to ban you. Is that so? This is this a is this a throne? Is this your Is this your throne?
99:49
Speaker A
You destroyed the No. Repair it with the orbital protocol. Wimoo. If we inevitably pass by you, what are we going to find? Inevitably, it's a pretty strong assumption.
100:10
Speaker A
I mean, at this point, Wimu, it's just you against what? Uh, 600 800 null 800 nles.
100:20
Speaker A
You've stopped. Hey, you guys look to be missing some some Netherite armor pieces there, bro.
100:26
Speaker A
My guess, I don't know. Maybe this has been depleting your numbers a little bit.
100:32
Speaker A
But where's your friends? Where's Jaden, man? Where's Eggchan? Say, where's Minute Tech? You know something about me, Spoke? I fight best alone. And I think you're about to find that out. If you want to die alone, and so be it. No. On my
100:52
Speaker A
location. We today we ban Wimoo. All right, I think you're going to come to sorely regret this.
101:02
Speaker A
Hey, you might want to get He's using the orbitals. He still has them. Shields, everything we got. Pick up the armor. We There is no hope for you in this battle. I have continued to give you chances to avoid to avoid all
101:19
Speaker A
of this that you just don't see. You don't understand yet. And I've given you chance after chance to let your army survive, but seems you picked differently.
101:33
Speaker A
We woo minute is dead because of you. Jaden will die because of you. and Eggchan.
101:43
Speaker A
I mean, Egg Chan might as well join us. Shields up. Shields up. Shields. Shields. How are you guys?
101:57
Speaker A
Just hold up your shields. Hold up your shields. How are you not banning him?
102:02
Speaker A
It's one player. Focus. How are you guys dying? You're brave. Commander, get out of there.
102:28
Speaker A
What's your deal? You're all underscores. That's kind of cool. Commander, teleport. Teleport. Commander, use your ender pearls. Commander, commander, watch out.
102:38
Speaker A
No. Converge on me. This has to be a distraction. There's no way he would have stopped.
102:47
Speaker A
Completely alone. You don't think I could win that? Follow the glowing flare. This way, everyone. This way. What will I find?
102:58
Speaker A
What will I find? Weapon. Come on. Please. Is leaving your army really the best tactical decision?
103:06
Speaker A
What is that? This is it. These are your orbitals. I don't think you realize what happens when these cannons get loaded in when they're not supposed to. What do you mean?
103:29
Speaker A
Still work. Okay. Some of them are still there. Some of them still work. Enjoy the void.
104:28
Speaker A
That one didn't work. That one did. Let's go. I'm running out of experience. I don't even think I got a mace hit there. I think that just like genuinely killed him with a regular punch.
105:17
Speaker A
Woo! I've destroyed your orbital. Oh, that was not worth. There is nothing left for you to do.
105:29
Speaker A
No, bridging over the void might not be the smartest idea for you guys. How is how is alive? How is this alive?
106:06
Speaker A
You know what we have to do? Go the cannons. Send the cannons. Every last cannon on these courts. Send them now. I don't care.
106:23
Speaker A
Fire them on Wemu. I don't care if the server crashes. I don't care how many Nollie kills.
106:30
Speaker A
Send it on Wemu. What the? Oh, spoke. I don't know if you noticed, but you're kind of banning your own guys with this.
107:27
Speaker A
Okay. This is impossible to hit. Yeah. Like nice. Oh. Yo, I feel like the server is going to crash from this smoke.
108:00
Speaker A
All right. What? And my shoulder just disappeared. Heat. Heat. Where's my He's still fighting. Fire the cannon. He should not be getting any kills.
108:41
Speaker A
Nothing. Heat. Heat. Oh my golden apples. How do I get out? Nope. Yo, any nose? Any nose want to be a loot drop for me?
110:16
Speaker A
Oh, heat, heat. out. Come up here. Oh, you light for you. Yo, yo, I need police. Please, please, homie.
111:19
Speaker A
Yo, thank you. My charges here. Yeah. Take it all. Take it off. Okay. My game's like freaking out.
111:25
Speaker A
Yeah. You don't say that. We need to get out of here. We just need to leave.
111:30
Speaker A
Yo, are you with me, Firestar? I I have no idea where you went. Okay, go up. Up. Up. Yo, I'm just chugging it. I don't care.
111:41
Speaker A
There may be a more. Yo, you with me, dog? Let's go. Let's go. Yeah, I was waiting for you.
112:14
Speaker A
Are we going to be on this way? Your sight. All in. Yo, how'd you know I was out here?
112:19
Speaker A
Your friends Jade and A told me they're at the city. We need to back some really quickly.
112:25
Speaker A
Okay. So, do you have any more gear? It's like my armor is really low and I have like I have like no healing.
112:38
Speaker A
We're going to have a line in in the city. Okay. Oh, you guys like made a new bridge.
112:57
Speaker A
Nailed it. So, with the city, you have like villagers in like every item, right?
113:01
Speaker A
Yeah, we have villagers. We have farms, we have XP farms, we have everything. Yeah, cuz I was almost able to.
113:07
Speaker A
You will be good to go. Don't worry. Yeah, I was almost to be able to beat them all with the gear I had. So, if I get a full restock, I mean, spoke took a ton of casualties. Spoke in the null. I
113:15
Speaker A
don't know how how up to speed you are. Um, with a restock. I saw some of the battle, but you saw some of the battle, so you were watching and not helping. Yeah. Thanks, man.
113:26
Speaker A
I did save you though, so I think you should be a bit more appreciative of that.
113:34
Speaker A
Yo, I think there's some like stuff on your bridge, dog. Kind of ruining the visual. You know what I mean? Do it.
113:41
Speaker A
I wasn't there last time. I'm out of pearls, so someone like went through and what could this even be from? These are blocks from the city. What could possibly have done this? I was just here.
114:11
Speaker A
Uh yo, I think there was a lot more griefing here. Wait, we need to hurry. This is bad.
114:19
Speaker A
Oh, we got to go. They're probably here right now. Yo, yeah, they really uh cooked your bridge.
114:34
Speaker A
Ow. Oh. Oh my god. Um, is this Are they here? Oh, I see wither cannons. I see wither cannons. Yo, okay. I don't see any null. What is happening?
115:08
Speaker A
Okay, let me not fall. Yo, are you sure there's still items in here? Well, I think it's getting I think it's getting bombed right now. Dude, what the Yo, where is everyone?
115:24
Speaker A
Well, this is where the villagers are. Are they still here? No. Wait, they're all gone.
115:30
Speaker A
No way. What about the items? Hold on. We have all the items. Okay, these are load up. Oh, yo, what the Is everything you love? Where is it?
115:45
Speaker A
Yeah, the the the chest full of stacks of pumpkin pie. Real useful. This used to be filled with every item in the game.
115:55
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Come here. Okay, ender pearls. Yeah, take some of these. Take some of these. Okay, there is nothing. Whatever happened here got rid of all the useful items aside from those pearls.
116:05
Speaker A
Dude, are the nulls here? I mean, there's the armory as well. There's a chance the the armory is fine.
116:11
Speaker A
Again, I don't they usually that bridge with netherrack. I don't see netherrack, so I I'm not sure what happened.
116:19
Speaker A
They were all at the orbital. So, I weren't there spawners in here. Yeah, there there should be. They were here last time I was here.
116:27
Speaker A
Somebody broke in here. They're all gone. Oh, I just saw wither cannon. Why aren't they? Yeah, this place is being bombarded by the cannon right now.
116:35
Speaker A
The ceiling is completely filled in and so I think the canv is still destroying the rooms.
116:40
Speaker A
Yo. Okay, I'm getting some like crazy lag spikes. I feel like there's like giant explosions happening.
116:45
Speaker A
Yo, Jaden. Yo. Yo. Yo, where are you? Uh, we're like we're like hidden in one of the hills.
116:53
Speaker A
Oh, I see. I see. Yo, what happened here? Hide here. Wait, why are you guys hiding? What happened?
116:59
Speaker A
Why are you revealing our hiding spot, bro? What happened here? You guys on ship, right?
117:05
Speaker A
I don't know if I can even talk about it. Okay. Well, I do need someone to fill me in. So, Oh, it's all of you guys. Wait, what?
117:16
Speaker A
What happened? Yeah, once we got here, a bunch of rapes showed up, so we had to kill all the villagers and destroy all the loot.
117:23
Speaker A
Why didn't you just light these candles instead? What? Yeah. And then they started shooting the wither cannon. So we just hid in here.
117:32
Speaker A
So you guys destroyed all the items? Yeah. Okay. That's kind of terrible because um my orbitals are destroyed and I'm like I have like scraps.
117:42
Speaker A
Oh, look you guys, I know we've had our differences. Fire star night and I know when we b two of our friends, but we all need to work together here. The null are an army of pure evil. They serve if he
117:55
Speaker A
ever has the toonement of no, which is the enchanted totem, which you may have seen spoke carrying.
118:02
Speaker A
They've corrupted many players who have tried to wield them, and spoke is no exception.
118:08
Speaker A
You see, the player who had the null before spoke was called Jamato P. When Jamato first took control of the null, he came to me and explained how much good we could do for the server with the null. I urged him not to use them, but
118:20
Speaker A
he didn't listen and we had a falling. Uh, I feel like this isn't super relevant.
118:24
Speaker A
as unstoppable as they may seem. There is a way to defeat them, though. Woo! You need to travel to the forge.
118:33
Speaker A
The actual forge. There you'll find what you need to defeat the null, as well as anything in the future that may threaten the server because the null is just the start.
118:43
Speaker A
Okay, but what even is the forge? Uh, I'm not sure what the forge actually is. I've never been myself. I'm not sure if anyone has been even. But I know the way.
118:54
Speaker A
Okay, so I'm really supposed to gamble this entire thing on something you don't follow this compass.
118:58
Speaker A
Okay, so it should lead you to the forge. You're the only player here who can do this one because you're the only one I know who's willing to go far enough.
119:10
Speaker A
I'm going to go make a distraction. When I do, you guys need to sneak out.
119:15
Speaker A
Follow the compass all the way. If you fail, the entire server will be destroyed and not just by the null.
119:25
Speaker A
Ah, who are you? How did you end up here? A man of few words. Unless you want to die, come with me.
119:51
Speaker A
Okay, we're going to go in like 10 seconds. No one banned anyone. All right. Does anyone have invisibility?
119:55
Speaker A
That' make this like 10 times easier. Okay, I guess not. Um, all right. Don't jump in the exact hole on Yo, get move. We're going to fall in the void. Yo. Yo, you guys got to move.
120:22
Speaker A
We're going to fall in the void. I can't see anything, bro. Place a torch. Oh Stop. Stop.
120:32
Speaker A
You're going to mine into the void and fall. See, I wouldn't. I know this place.
120:40
Speaker A
Yeah, man. Who took the water? Who took the water? Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I think this is why I was given the compass. All right, follow me.
120:51
Speaker A
We're just going to mine this way. Wait, do we still mine on our own?
120:55
Speaker A
Just follow behind me. How do we know you're going the right way? Cuz I'm following the compass.
121:01
Speaker A
Oh, okay. You understand? If you don't speak here, you understand that your life is now ours.
121:11
Speaker A
You no longer have control over. So please, what is this place? Are you responsible for Wimu escaping?
121:24
Speaker A
You potentially know where he is. He must be of some value. He's the only one.
121:43
Speaker A
Wait, was he banned? I think he just left. Okay, that guy definitely did get banned.
121:53
Speaker A
Dude, why do they talk like that? They talk like so like like genuinely like villainous. You know what I mean?
121:58
Speaker A
I think they are villainous. Why can't I break this block? Yo, block up behind us. Someone block up behind us.
122:23
Speaker A
Oh, okay. We're here. We're here. Wait, the compass just points into the void. We got to get the bridge.
122:32
Speaker A
I guess this is where we have to go. I'm going to start it. Okay, somebody build me a roof.
122:38
Speaker A
Yo, everyone be crouched. We don't want to get noticed. Go, go. Okay, you two come across. I'm going to break the bridge from behind us. Okay.
122:48
Speaker A
Wait, we can break. We can break. No, no, no. You go, bro. I don't trust you over the void.
122:58
Speaker A
So, you don't got to get nervous, bro. It's all good. Oh, okay. They definitely see us.
123:16
Speaker A
No. Oh my god. Yo, keep mining. Yo, Woo, come closer. I mean, I have uh I have a few words for you.
123:38
Speaker A
Hey, bro. There's a cobble right there. Why don't you come over? Raes. Rafes, don't engage.
123:44
Speaker A
All I want is a few words with you. Sure. I want to Why don't you bridge out 10 blocks closer?
123:53
Speaker A
Yeah. Why don't you bridge out 10 blocks? 10 blocks closer and I'll explain. Yeah. Why don't you bridge out 10 blocks closer?
124:00
Speaker A
Every time. Every time you get a chance to escape, a chance to flee. Well, even after losing your most powerful weapon, you continue on. But it makes sense. You and I both know what it takes to obtain unimaginable power. You have my respect,
124:29
Speaker A
Wimu. And when I take over spawn and eliminate every last empire in my way, you will still be remembered as the most powerful player to ever join this server.
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Speaker A
But I can't afford to let you stand in my way. I've witnessed the peak of your power. But you know, in the past few days, I've also learned how far you're really you're really willing to go to save your friends.
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Speaker A
And honestly, I mean, it looks like you don't got any of your own. You're surrounded by 10 invisible dudes who don't know how to use the maces that they're holding. a guy whose username is literally just eight underscores. And even then, they
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Speaker A
don't want to get within 15 blocks of you. So, I've killed every last friend of mine to obtain null. And okay, that's sad, man.
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Speaker A
If you're really It's sad that you would make a sacrifice like that for just to end up so weak like you are.
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Speaker A
So, I don't know. It seems like a little bit of a bad deal. Well, You turn around now.
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Speaker A
You continue on into what could possibly be an endless void. You are You and Eggchan and Jaden are walking to your deaths.
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Speaker A
Well, you're sure welcome to try. Open fire. Oh, okay. We don't cross the void until my command.
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Speaker A
Yeah, you sound scared. Yo. All right. Keep mining it. Keep mining it. Okay. Actually, I'll mine you. Keep going.
126:50
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. How far were they able to bridge? Uh, pretty far. Like, I can't even see them.
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Speaker A
Okay. Yeah. They're scared to come over the void cuz we can hit them in and they've already taken tons of casualties.
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Speaker A
Just make sure you don't get hit by any wind charges. Yeah. Yo, I'm going to need y'all to speed up, bro. The null are literally on our tail.
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Speaker A
I don't think they're chasing us. Spoke was too faster was too scared to go over the void.
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Speaker A
This is a very precarious assignment. On average on stable server, bridging takes takes 100 lives every month.
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Speaker A
You just you made that up. You just made that up. No, I didn't. Where's your citation?
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Speaker A
When we get to the scholarly association, I'll show you the very book I got it from.
127:47
Speaker A
Dude, we ain't getting to the Scholarly Association anytime soon, bro. We're literally in the middle of nowhere.
127:52
Speaker A
What? What? Where are we actually going, guys? Dude, what are you talking about? There is nothing.
127:56
Speaker A
We've never been here. Really? We've never been here either. I don't I don't know what's out here.
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Speaker A
Huh? Maybe it's nothing. Maybe we're just bridging forever. No, the the compass is definitely pointing straight. All right, Jaden, bro. You're on block, dude.
128:10
Speaker A
Speaking of why do you have that compass? Well, I mean, ser gave it to me, so it's mine.
128:19
Speaker A
Well, did I have it? He's my friend. Well, I mean, he gave it to me and I think it's a little bit obvious why I was picked to have it.
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Speaker A
I think I should actually have it. Why would that be? Because night and just pushed me off the bridge.
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Speaker A
Like this. This is why I'm not dead. See, this is why I was chosen to have it. Because if you if you had it, if you had it, you would not be able to pearl catch back up and the compass
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Speaker A
would be lost in the void. I mean, I I don't see you up here. I think it is lost in the void.
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Speaker A
Okay. Yeah, cuz you're distracting me and I keep messing up. Dude, I was like here. I'll help you because I'm terrible.
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Speaker A
See, I made it up myself. I didn't need your help. I had to drag you through without my while the null were there and you guys would not lock in and be quiet.
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Speaker A
That's why I saved you. Talk to him. You would have made it that far without me.
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Speaker A
Yeah, that's probably why you were told to save me. Yo, you see what Natalie is saying? Bro, you really We've been training.
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Speaker A
You are so lucky. All right, guys. Calm down. Calm down. Okay, if everyone here is super strong, you are literally the one instigating.
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Speaker A
Okay, that's why I'm saying like we got a lot of high emotions right now, but we got to calm down. Okay, the fact that strong players here, it's only a concern of spokes, not ours.
129:40
Speaker A
I have I have no strong emotions regarding this at all. I was the one picked to have the compass.
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Speaker A
Dude, if everyone if everyone cares about who has the compass, okay, to to ease everyone's like concern, I can hold the compass.
129:50
Speaker A
No, you should not have the compass because you're going to do something stupid and lose it.
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Speaker A
I don't think you should hold the compass. Yeah. Okay. I think we can mutually agree that I'm better to hold it than Egg is.
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Speaker A
Listen, I'll get back to you against the scholarly associate for now. Can you bridge instead of placing hold the compass?
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Speaker A
Yeah, bro. Be nice to me because I'll tune through you at any moment. All right. All right. Someone start bridging, please. I got you.
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Speaker A
Thank you. I'm more blocks. See, egg, you're being more useful than either of them.
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Speaker A
Even if some people are less important than others, we're all important. You really Wait, so is the plan just to go until we see something?
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Speaker A
Uh, yep. We're just following the compass. It's pointing this way. I don't see anything.
130:32
Speaker A
Wait, what happens? I mean, eventually we'll reach where the compass is pointing. So, I think we go to where the compass is point. Like, we just go But what if it's Wait, I see something. I see something.
130:41
Speaker A
Something's loading in. Dude, what happens if we run out of junk blocks before we see anything?
130:45
Speaker A
Well, I literally see something right now. So, I don't think that's going to happen.
130:48
Speaker A
But I don't see anything, bro. Yo, do you guys see this? No. That's why none of these keep bridging, bro. It's like a portal.
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Speaker A
Yo, why do we switch to Can you not spoil, bro? Is this Is this the forge? Yo, you're almost there, bro. Keep going.
131:02
Speaker A
Wait, I see something. I see something. Oh, you just now see this, bro. I was worried we're going to run out of blocks. Okay, we're safe. Can this pearl land? Oh my god.
131:12
Speaker A
Can you guys not pearl? Can we all get there at the same time and and share our wonder and excitement?
131:16
Speaker A
Okay. I mean, we're in a little bit of a hurry, but yeah, sure, man.
131:19
Speaker A
It looks to be some kind of portal or something. H I mean, it looks cool. I don't think this is Okay. No, the compass is still pointing north, so I I actually don't think this is what we're looking for.
131:32
Speaker A
Uh, let's go around it. So, this is just like some cool project or something.
131:36
Speaker A
Oh, wait, wait. There's something around it. There's something around it. Oh. Yo. Yo, come guys. Guys, guys, come here. Come here.
131:43
Speaker A
We have no elytra. Yeah. So, jump. Yeah, we're making a way around. Dude, one wrong step and we're dead.
131:51
Speaker A
Don't make a wrong step. It's hard for us out here, Jaden. Climb up the climb up the vines.
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Speaker A
Wait, Jaden, what happened to your Anyways, I haven't had one for a long time.
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Speaker A
So, you've been this powerful while being just like me? Anyone can be powerful? Yeah, except you.
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Speaker A
You walked into that one. Oh, I fell. Whoa, dude. It's like coming out the portal.
132:18
Speaker A
Look at this. Yeah. What is this? I don't know. It's like a butt vine.
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Speaker A
Food something. Who built this? Wait, so you guys didn't build this? I've never seen this in my life.
132:29
Speaker A
Where's Egg? Egg, bro. All right, he's making All right. While he makes his way, I'm repairing my armor. Nice, man. You're really reducing my Dura.
132:37
Speaker A
Wait, I see you guys. You don't have XP. I thought you were rich. Why do you not have XP?
132:42
Speaker A
I thought you were rich, but your entire city is completely gone of items. Cuz I saved your Wait, guys. There's something here.
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Speaker A
Focus. Yeah, we already saw. Okay, I'm fixing my armor while he goes on his little exploration. No one take this.
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Speaker A
I think we got to get reach even higher. We're going there's a like a vine. We Okay. And he's gone.
133:04
Speaker A
We can't go through the portal. I check. Hold on. I'm I'm mending my armor by by grindstoneing cuz we're broke now.
133:14
Speaker A
Uh the compass the compass is pointing this way. Firestone, you look tough. It's the first time he's ever heard that.
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Speaker A
Thank you. That was the intention. Oh, this is like a beantock, dude. Maybe this is like the beantock. You know what I mean? What's that? What's that one story? Jack from the big beantock or something.
133:32
Speaker A
Uh I think that goes vertically, does it not? This is a very Minecraft so there's a limit to the vertical but not the horizontal.
133:39
Speaker A
Oh, so are we going to like you clearly haven't explored the server enough. Yeah. And you clearly either cuz you said you don't know this place.
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Speaker A
Did I throw my pearl anywhere? Good. No, man. Okay. I used to be in the back of the pack. Now I'm actually like getting kind of close.
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Speaker A
You're still in the back of the pack. Dang it. Yo, guys. No trace. Yeah, guys. Seriously. I mean, this is an artifact right here.
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Speaker A
Okay. I meant more from the angle of like Yeah. Come on, Egg. No trace, bro.
134:12
Speaker A
Yo, do you actually do anything? Like, why are you here? Yeah, I I saved you. That's what I did.
134:20
Speaker A
Wait, I'm in second place right now. I think you forgotten that again. Whoa. Does the compass point to here?
134:27
Speaker A
It's like a small island. Oh, nope. It keeps pointing this way. All right. Well, I guess we keep following the beantock.
134:36
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Hold on. There's more islands. Wait, there's like lots of islands. We're going to skip these islands.
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Speaker A
I mean, there's not much on them. Oh, the thing is sloping upward now. This is actually different.
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Speaker A
That's why the wind charges are useful. Wait, where's Wait, where is this beantock going to?
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Speaker A
I don't know. I'm just still following the compass. So, are there other farmland civilizations that also build beantocks?
135:14
Speaker A
Yo, there's like a massive This this island is like huge. Hold on. Huh? I see Stalin.
135:27
Speaker A
Yeah, there there is just I guess I guess you're a red egg. Yeah, wait. All the beantock stopped.
135:39
Speaker A
It's just like this island now. We got to name this island something, bro. All right. What's it? What's it name?
135:45
Speaker A
What is this? What? H. Oh. The There's definitely been no one here also because the gold blocks. This would have been taken instantly.
136:15
Speaker A
Dude, your frost walker almost got me. Yo, my bad. Dude, what do you think about this island name? Sculpia.
136:24
Speaker A
Sculpia. Is it sculptures? You know, I mean, sure, man. Awesome. I coined the term. Writing that down.
136:35
Speaker A
You guys know who these people are? No. Do you not know what? Did you recognize one of them is that supposed to be Lacer?
136:54
Speaker A
He wasn't really a a knight when I fought him. When you banned him, you mean?
137:00
Speaker A
Well, I need to turn up my render. This is I can't handle this anticipation. My computer's going to get hot.
137:05
Speaker A
Is that like your your special move? Like you're able to use a high render distance but only for like 15 minutes before your computer freeze?
137:14
Speaker A
Yes, bro. I'm at 24 now. Okay, let's do this. Oh yeah, that's a cool sculpture, bro. Holy.
137:22
Speaker A
That's actually fire, dude. Before I could see their head or their feet. I couldn't see both at the same time.
137:29
Speaker A
That's lowkey tough, dude. My computer's going to crash in 15 minutes, so let's hurry. Uh, okay. Yeah, maybe turn it off where that happens cuz like the queue is like months.
137:38
Speaker A
Anything interesting? Wait, nothing interesting. Serpent Bound's not going to be able to log on for like months. He logged off.
137:45
Speaker A
Yeah. And spoke I think trapped like where he logged off to. So when he joins back after 3 weeks, he's just going to die.
137:51
Speaker A
Bro, it's more like 3 months now. Like they the queue is like much longer than it used to be.
137:56
Speaker A
Can you guys tell me when something interesting happened so I could turn up my render distance again?
138:00
Speaker A
Sure, I got you. Uh, it's just like turning it's just turning back like into beantocks and there's islands again, but they're getting smaller.
138:08
Speaker A
Hear me out on this name. Yep. Cresania. Cresania. What is Cresania? I don't know. I just made it up. C R What's a name for it?
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Speaker A
S C A N I A is my island. That So, you're going to you're going to claim one of these islands?
138:23
Speaker A
No, I'm going to make my own. There's just an anvil here. Yo, you think this is the forge? Oh, nope.
138:32
Speaker A
What if it's a trap? Be careful. What if you mine it and we explode?
138:38
Speaker A
Anvil. You're so lucky we we're not dead right now. You would have killed a chant.
138:43
Speaker A
Wait, it's changing. It's turning. It's like grass. Oh, shoot. Perhaps order has been brought into the wild.
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Speaker A
What? Oh, okay. It's like a tendril now, not like a beantock. It's like twisting.
139:06
Speaker A
Look at this. Yo, this is the genuine situation bro. Wait, I'm in first place.
139:15
Speaker A
Did someone just mace me to boost themselves up? Bro, we might have to start bridging soon.
139:22
Speaker A
It's getting like thinner. Oh, shoot. I see something here. Yeah, I see his wall.
139:28
Speaker A
It's like rassy. Hold on. It's like wavy up there or something. I don't know.
139:32
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Still following the compass. I would hope so. Who just used me as a gloomba?
139:47
Speaker A
Who just did that? Yo. Yo, I'm done with these Farlands, guys. I'm serious. Why?
139:54
Speaker A
They're actually just They're actually just stepping on me with wind burst. Oh, that was lowkey me.
139:59
Speaker A
No, they did it to me again. Okay, this is interesting. It's like a wave of grass. Is this only grass? Yeah, this is literally one layer of grass.
140:10
Speaker A
Yeah, it's like rainbow. It's just grass. It's the longest road trip I've had here in a minute.
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Speaker A
Oh, it's getting way more wavy. Yeah. Yeah. He's leaving trace, dude. It's just endless.
140:35
Speaker A
Yeah. You running this one down? Whoa. Okay, I say we continue just following the compass.
140:45
Speaker A
That's a really good idea. Thank you, man. Thank god you're the team leader. You're welcome. I I'm just doing what I can, you know?
140:52
Speaker A
What if this compass just leads to a load stone in the middle of nowhere?
140:55
Speaker A
Well, um, then we're going to have to come up with a new plan to defeat the null.
141:01
Speaker A
Oh, there's like trees up there. Hold on. Can we just keep following the road, please?
141:08
Speaker A
No, I want to check out the POI. Don't you have a sense of wonder?
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Speaker A
Why are we trying to do the most? Well, cuz this could be it. I mean, I do have a sense of wonder, but I'm not there yet render wise.
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Speaker A
Here, come up. Come up, guys. Guys, guys, follow my voice. How am I supposed to come up? I do not have any facilities to do that.
141:26
Speaker A
Pearls, wind charges, ript. What is this? It's a campfire. Did you build this? How is everyone up there, bro?
141:38
Speaker A
Yo, wait. Put some water down. Thank you. I got you. Yeah, someone someone's probably been out here then. It's interesting.
141:46
Speaker A
But there is a village right there at Wait, what? Huh? Oh, there's there's people like right there.
141:57
Speaker A
All right. Uh, let me increasing my render. Crush. Wait, are these friendly people? Are these null?
142:04
Speaker A
Oh, they have chain armor. I'm getting chain armor. Wait, isn't chain armor like super rare?
142:12
Speaker A
Yes. We didn't even have any of that. You guys had like every item. No, you guys did have chain mail.
142:24
Speaker A
I stole that. Yo, wait. Wait. Be quiet. Be quiet. Yo, they're appearing out of like Nether portals.
142:38
Speaker A
Yo, they're banning, bro. Help them. Yeah, we got to help them. Oh, they're like banning everyone in the village. Oh, dude. You're going to let them kill them?
142:51
Speaker A
We don't really know these people, so I don't really care. There's an obligation to life, bro. You have to save.
142:58
Speaker A
Your morals are very inconsistent. I agree with Egg. How did they find this place?
143:06
Speaker A
Yeah. How How did they find this place? Okay, so they're just blowing up the Oh, okay.
143:16
Speaker A
I missed one. What are you don't attack them? Don't attack them. No, I was aiming at the TNT with my flame.
143:25
Speaker A
No, I know. But if you shoot the TNT, it it like assigns it to you. So if you get any kills with it, it says blown up by egg.
143:31
Speaker A
Oh, shoot. And they're also going to see the arrow. Okay, you goobers stay up here. I'm going to get closer.
143:40
Speaker A
I'll be dog. You guys are not experiencing real fights. Please stay up there. Who does think he is?
143:49
Speaker A
Why are you They're going the exact direction we need to go. We should attack them right now. So, we're going to have to fight them anyways.
144:13
Speaker A
No, we should. No, no, we shouldn't do that. The squad is missing. He's going to know right where we are.
144:18
Speaker A
We're going to have to fight them anyways. So, may as well strike first. Oh, there's a Wraith. Okay, cool. Yo, do you have strength?
144:30
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Get in the grass. You in the grass. Okay. Yo yo egg J. Yo, we need to fight. We need to fight.
144:47
Speaker A
Nice. Wait, this one has XP. What? Disable the shield. Nice. Okay, this one had XP for some reason.
144:58
Speaker A
We know he's down here. We got to help her. You fighting everybody. Nice. Where's the Wraith? Where's the wraith? Oh, it's on there.
145:10
Speaker A
Oh, me above you. Is there one or is there two? I don't see another.
145:22
Speaker A
Oh, I got him. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Oh my god. Wait, wait. Eat the loot. Eat the loot.
145:26
Speaker A
Eat the loot. Oh my god. Okay, that didn't drop anything. Well, this No caps. Yeah. Yeah. Give me those caps.
145:33
Speaker A
Whoever got those, please. Oh, they're slow falling. Wait, where did the other one go?
145:37
Speaker A
Got them. I have like how many? The other one left. Yo, Egg, what are you? Wait, is there a null still?
145:48
Speaker A
It's a strategical battle. You have you been one v oneing this null? Yes, bro. We even made moes and fortresses.
146:00
Speaker A
Yo, you got him down the armor bridge. It was a hardfought battle. I used up most of my XP. Wait, you use XP on this?
146:06
Speaker A
Oh my god. Can you Can you ban them? You're nearly done, Ranger. I believe in you.
146:18
Speaker A
Oh my god, their speed's crazy. Gappy. Gabby, protect me. Protect me. Wait, don't you have God's egg?
146:25
Speaker A
What do you mean protect? I should have saved that. Going to win your one.
146:28
Speaker A
Take him down, Egg. Wait, we should kill this one without breaking its armor because we can get its armor.
146:34
Speaker A
is dying. Okay. Hey, can you go for go for Chris? Drop him. I don't know what Chris are. Like, how does that Okay. See, you're getting them.
146:45
Speaker A
I can Can we pot him with strength? Yeah. I need strength. I need strength.
146:49
Speaker A
Pop me up. Pop me up. Thank you. This is my duel. That won't stop me.
146:54
Speaker A
Why are they genuinely? Yes, you did it. Enemies vanquest. Give me another one. I want blood.
147:05
Speaker A
Uh, we already killed all the rest of them. There's not anymore. No, you can fight the race and we slide the race.
147:12
Speaker A
So, I clearly fought the hardest, strongest Nola soldier. Yo, anyone got any golden apples I could have?
147:18
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Thank you. That was that was the strongest one, right? Yes. So, clearly I should be the leader of this group then.
147:28
Speaker A
All right. Um All right. All right, we just need to keep heading this way then.
147:33
Speaker A
Dude, these Nether portals, I feel like feel like we should destroy these nether portals. Actually, I think we should go through them.
147:40
Speaker A
I actually think that's going to deposit us straight into null territory. So, I think that's a bad idea.
147:45
Speaker A
We launch a spearheaded attack right to right to spoke and take Yeah, buddy. We got to calm the ego down.
147:53
Speaker A
This is how the null traverse. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Are they in some sort of allegiance with Clown Pierce, ruler of the Nether?
148:01
Speaker A
They all just like came out of the portals. Uh, is it even worth breaking these portals? There's like maybe a ton of them.
148:08
Speaker A
Can't they just go like go through them the other side and up here again?
148:11
Speaker A
Yeah, I feel like I'm going to die. All right, we should keep following the compass then and try and avoid any more fights, I guess.
148:17
Speaker A
Wait, we can't do that yet. Yo, you you you doomed us. What? We should not have taken that fight. Why did you do that? What? Hey, I have Gab.
148:28
Speaker A
That was That was a positive. Enter their fight, dude. They were going in the same exact direction as us.
148:35
Speaker A
Congratulations, my They were going in the same exact direction as us, so we were going to fight them eventually.
148:40
Speaker A
And I'm the only guard man. Did you see how many toidents you got? You almost killed them. And I know you don't care about No, I actually didn't see because the fight was so easy that I wasn't paying
148:49
Speaker A
attention. So, you should not have the compass. If we keep taking fights every time we see someone, we're slowly going to lose resources and slowly get banned more by one. And I don't want to get banned because of you.
149:00
Speaker A
Okay, give me the compass. Yeah, counter point. If you want the compass so bad, then come and take it.
149:06
Speaker A
But I think we both know how that would go, so maybe just trust in your friend, sir.
149:12
Speaker A
Oh, you really want to? Oh, shoot. Yeah, come try that again. I mean, I think the two of us could take you in this.
149:22
Speaker A
You want to try? Might have to cuz your little your little friend's servant bound clearly trusted me over you. So, you made him in a moment of haste. That doesn't define him. That's not the choice he would have made if he had time
149:33
Speaker A
to think about it. I don't know, man. Seemed pretty thought about to me. So, either you're traveling with us or go off on your own, bro. I'm keeping the compass and we're going to go where we need to go.
149:45
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm noing wish to you, that's for sure. Good decision. I would have beat the brakes out of you. Look.
149:55
Speaker A
So, are you throwing a fit and leaving too or are you staying with us?
150:11
Speaker A
Missed the wind charge twice. Should we follow them? Yeah, low key, I got to stop trolling, bro. That probably wasn't a good idea.
150:24
Speaker A
Yeah, you don't say. Well, now we've just divided our power against a tremendous force such as spoke. I mean, we might be cooked, bro.
150:32
Speaker A
Bro, we're not cooked. They were terrible. Okay, you might not be cooked, but my life might very well be in danger.
150:38
Speaker A
What happened to the big bravado? Ah, bring me more. That was a blood lust that took over me in the moment. You know, who I was back then isn't who I am now. This is 30 seconds ago.
150:51
Speaker A
I don't Yeah, I don't I think it's a bad idea to follow them. I think we should keep on the compass. The null are going to come back.
150:57
Speaker A
I really thought we could reel them in with their curiosity for where the compass would go, but it seems like that wasn't enough of a gravitational pull for them.
151:04
Speaker A
I guess not. We'll just have to travel just the trio. Yo, I think this biome is about to end.
151:20
Speaker A
How do you know? Well, a look in front of you that it ends. I'm looking. It does not end. Yo.
151:26
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah. Yep. I believe in you, bro. Look at that. I'm in first place. So, I'm mending my armor.
151:40
Speaker A
How are you still in first place, dude? Seriously, bro just to pass me. Oh, you're right.
151:51
Speaker A
Wait, I think it's ended. Yeah, you don't you don't say. Do you guys see anything or is it just void?
152:02
Speaker A
No, there's like a forest. So, can I just fall right now then? Nope. You will hit the ground and die.
152:10
Speaker A
Oh. So, do I just put some water? Uh, no. We should like do this. You see?
152:17
Speaker A
I don't I don't think I could do that. What do you You just It's This is like the easiest skill check ever, bro.
152:27
Speaker A
All right. Well, surely you didn't take No, I was spam clicking it, bro. I was spam clicking it.
152:32
Speaker A
You're supposed to time it. Don't spam, please. Okay. Well, I got feather for only four.
152:42
Speaker A
All right. Now, now hit it. Oh my god. I tried it, bro. I really tried.
152:49
Speaker A
All right, bro. You got another attempt. Dude, it's the grass. The grass is messing me up.
152:55
Speaker A
Here, give it a go. You didn't even blinked it that time. Are you even trying, dude? I know. I'm looking at it, but my my hitbox is in this grass.
153:11
Speaker A
I go. There you go. There you go. Oh, shoot. Bro, you have to time it.
153:18
Speaker A
Yeah, you don't say. Maybe the thing Jaden's been saying for the last four attempts.
153:23
Speaker A
Oh, shoot. I've got Okay. Okay. Okay. Let Let me take Let me take the big drop. Let me take the big drop.
153:28
Speaker A
Oh, he made it. He made it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
153:35
Speaker A
I got it. Trial by fire. Yo, bro. You just threw me in the deep and I really could have died.
153:42
Speaker A
No, I knew you would live, bro. Travel by fire. The into the forest we go. Why is like all of this grass is like incredibly tall, dude. Imagine PvPing in here.
153:53
Speaker A
Yeah, that'd be miserable. Oh. Oh, Jaden. Okay. Well, I guess Jaden's strong. Well, actually, you can't even mace anyone in here. I You would just stand in the tall grass and you would be okay.
154:06
Speaker A
Uh, am I Wait, why is it so dark? Yeah. Am I the only one who It just got like really, really dark, dude. I'm kind of scared. What if there's like an entity in here?
154:14
Speaker A
Wait, I literally can't see anything. Wait, wait. I can see your armor glint. I can see your armor glint.
154:20
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah, I can see yours as well. Okay, just lead the way, bro. I'm kind of scared. I'm actually afraid of this.
154:25
Speaker A
Wait, do we Okay, do we have a light source? I think ender chest gave off light.
154:31
Speaker A
Yeah, I got some. I got some. Nope, they do not. I guess. Oh. Oh, wait. I feel like this is like a giant beacon though to anyone who might be in this forest.
154:43
Speaker A
Dude, wait. The entity's going to find us. Okay, let's let's move with stealth. Why are we Why are we sprint jumping?
154:50
Speaker A
Like, we should we should take this slow and and and what? There's nothing here, I don't think.
154:55
Speaker A
Okay, just follow Just follow me. What if we're being stalked like prey right now?
155:02
Speaker A
You're just saying this cuz it's dark in this forest. And that's a reasonable assumption. You know, predators lie in darkness.
155:18
Speaker A
Dude, can we please use the torches? I'm actually scared. Yeah. I I keep running into like wood, I think. Here. Let's Yeah. Okay. Okay.
155:25
Speaker A
Yeah. See, I'm running into something. I don't know what this is. It was clearly wood.
155:29
Speaker A
All right. Put a torch. Okay. Now, break the torches as we go and like replace them.
155:40
Speaker A
Okay. You should go first then if you're the torch. Dude, these torches like barely do anything.
155:49
Speaker A
Dude, what if I place a torch and there's just somebody standing in front of us? Oh my god. Dude, I can't do this.
155:53
Speaker A
You do it. This even weird, bro. Dude, I'm Dude, cuz like imagine there's just someone right in front of you, bro. That's actually scary. I hear something. I hear a trident.
156:03
Speaker A
That was me. Yeah. Wait, Jane, can you get a vantage point? You want me to go up?
156:10
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Go up. See what you see? Jane, do you see anything? No, it's just more forest. Dark forest.
156:16
Speaker A
How is this even happening, bro? Wait. Oops. I almost just like got lost. But look at the compass.
156:24
Speaker A
Do we just blitz with the compass and get out of here as quickly as possible?
156:28
Speaker A
Maybe. But I don't want to like fall into a trap. That's the only thing I'm worried about.
157:22
Speaker A
They should be right around here. There have been sightings. Come with me. I'm sure everyone searches every square inch of this biome.
157:43
Speaker A
No. If they are here, I'm sure they are dealt with. Brought to me so they could be executed once and for all. Come on, get going.
158:08
Speaker A
Everyone, place torches. Place torches. That's the only way need to find them here. Light up every square inch of the area.
158:38
Speaker A
Heat. Heat. Let's keep searching. They have to be in this biome. Light up every square inch of this forest.
159:48
Speaker A
They must be somewhere nearby. All right. Wait, actually I don't see any more. Null.
161:01
Speaker A
Wait, my brightness is normal. Yeah. Why do you guys not have your armor on? They can't see us in here.
161:08
Speaker A
Well, cuz you unshifted and put it on. I was quick with it, though. Okay.
161:19
Speaker A
Yeah, we're definitely in a different place. How How did they even track us down?
161:22
Speaker A
Dude, if I knew, then they wouldn't be able to track us. Okay, let's really leave no trace. Is this seriously just like where where even are we now? Dude, that was that was absurd.
161:30
Speaker A
Dude, that place was weird. That was scary. Dude, when we get some decent gear, next time they portal on us, we just got to strike back and enter the portal, kill everybody.
161:40
Speaker A
Yeah. So, I already kind of tried that, but um now we have no more gear. So, so like when we get gear again, we could try that again.
161:49
Speaker A
See something up ahead? What do you see? Uh, no spoilers. Jaden, what do you see?
161:55
Speaker A
I can't see anything yet. Okay. I have really long eyes. You know how there was like a highway to the great sea? Yep.
162:02
Speaker A
Uh-huh. There should be a highway to the Farlands. Yeah. And then everyone uses it.
162:07
Speaker A
Isn't this place supposed to be secret? Yeah. And then the entire economy gets destroyed, which is what's going to happen now because the null are going to get tons of Farlands loot.
162:16
Speaker A
And who cares about the economy? Yo, some Minecraft server. Let Let them eat good.
162:22
Speaker A
Yeah. And that's why we got defeated cuz they had more gear than us, bro.
162:25
Speaker A
Can we not just like hide in some niche obscure place, please? We are in the niche obscure place.
162:32
Speaker A
Bro, like that never works. Also, are you like seeing what's happening? Yeah, it kind of reminds me of the It reminds me of the beantocks that we kind of Yeah. Do we have Riptide Trident or is it just Jaden?
162:48
Speaker A
I think it's me. Dang, it's me. Yeah. So much. Yeah, my under chest is looking slim.
162:56
Speaker A
Wait, do we hop onto that one or do we just keep going to this one? Um, we need to go just straight this way. So, either one should work.
163:04
Speaker A
So, all right. Let's Let's go with this one then. Yeah. This is also wood, by the way, which be perfect.
163:12
Speaker A
I don't have any more ender pearls. Oh, let me let me put pearls. Yeah.
163:16
Speaker A
Oh, wait. You have pearls? Let me get some. Bro, you don't need pearls. Yes, I do. If I fall in the void. Hello.
163:22
Speaker A
You get one chance. Yo, evil. This is weird. Like tendrils. Um, probably going to need to wind charge up this.
163:50
Speaker A
Why did Okay, you have a riptide tr. You have no excuse for that. I want to leave you guys behind.
163:54
Speaker A
Wait, can I get like a water bucket? Oh, I see a building. What composition?
164:05
Speaker A
Too far away to tell. Loose players. Crouch. Crouch. Crouch. Crouch. Crouch. Crouch. What is this?
164:20
Speaker A
Where are the players that you're even talking about? There's a name tag in that leftmost.
164:24
Speaker A
Wait in and in the right tower. Wait, but this is like What's their name tag say?
164:28
Speaker A
Too I'm too far to really see. But it's built like the it's built like the OG player city.
164:35
Speaker A
Oh, a continuous architect perhaps built by Serpent. I Yeah, I get Jane. Can I get your TR?
164:43
Speaker A
I'm going to investigate. Where's the Yeah, the compass is not pointing to this. This is like a This is not where we're going.
164:51
Speaker A
Okay, you guys stay here. Heat. Heat. Huh? Yo. Okay. The players in there are nullles. We should uh we should go.
166:04
Speaker A
Null. Yeah, it it's it's like null players. How? I don't know. That is mine.
166:09
Speaker A
Oh, sorry. We should We should just get out of here. This is not what we're looking for, dude. We want the smoke. No.
166:17
Speaker A
What part of No gear did you miss? They had maces. Oh, I see a loot piñata right there, bro.
166:24
Speaker A
Yeah, it's you. You're in F5. Oh, and what could they possibly be guarding? Also, look at this. The like tendrils are changing.
166:33
Speaker A
Yo, do you guys see this? Yeah. No. It's like they're like dying. The very fiber of their life is withering away.
166:45
Speaker A
Warped planks. They're blue. I mean, this is still where we're supposed to be going. though.
167:02
Speaker A
Yeah. Seriously, how far is this compass? Can you can you sing us a C shanty egg?
167:08
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Uh I actually don't know no sea shanties. But this might be a better job for Jade de Man, you know, being the king of the pirates.
167:16
Speaker A
Usually people sing to me. Oh, cuz he's the king. Oh. Oh, wait. So to have this compass, does that mean that Serber had to come all the way out here? I mean, hypothetically, I think so, cuz it's a load stone compass,
167:34
Speaker A
bro. There's no way. There's no way Serban did that. Me and the scholarly association. I got to let them know, Leo. I let them know.
167:41
Speaker A
No. No, you don't. Dude, this is a ripe area of research right here. Yep. And it can stay gatekeep.
167:50
Speaker A
Uh, yo, I see something. What do you see? I actually have no idea how to even begin to describe this.
168:04
Speaker A
Something beyond the beyond the grasp of language. Is this even a conceivable entity? You'll you'll you said you got like 15 minutes of high render distance before your computer crashes.
168:19
Speaker A
Is do I pop it now? Yeah. All right. Hold on. Uh yeah, the compass is pointing directly inside of this. So, dude. Whoa.
168:32
Speaker A
What? Dude, it's a mouth. Yeah, it looks like a mouth. It's like one big mimic.
168:39
Speaker A
We're about to go inside. Is this like a monster? I don't know. Oh, I almost just jumped off.
168:45
Speaker A
Bro, this wasn't these weren't this wasn't vines or beantocks. They were tentacles. Okay, but surely like someone built this. Like this is a build. So, no, this is naturally generated, bro.
168:57
Speaker A
There's no way this is naturally generally generated. Let's get on to to this tendril here.
169:05
Speaker A
Okay, but you got to understand like how am I supposed to do that? Like, you have pearls or bridge. You have blocks, dude. No trace.
169:14
Speaker A
That's true. You're going to Okay, I I'll meet I'll meet up with y'all. Okay.
169:22
Speaker A
Okay. You go up that one. We'll go up here. Ew, bro. The teeth are like yellow.
169:45
Speaker A
I got to brush them. Oh, welcome Egg. Dude, this is like my teeth, bro. The yellow is actually just a natural tint teeth are supposed to be.
170:00
Speaker A
How do we get up this without leaving a trace? Uh, Jane, can you like go up and like Yeah.
170:08
Speaker A
Thank you. This can't be made by people. Wait, dude. What? You You lost water.
170:12
Speaker A
Water. Oh my god. Wait. Oh no. I have one. I have one. I have one. Come here. Come here. Come here.
170:17
Speaker A
Yo, take off your frost walker. Take it off. Yo, you're going to actually like No, no, I won't. I want block off the water. Be careful.
170:28
Speaker A
Okay. Couldn't wait one second. Did he just stomp on me like a gloomboa? Oh my god.
170:35
Speaker A
And the water's gone. No, no, no. It'll it'll thaw. It'll thaw. Just put a torch next to it.
170:39
Speaker A
I'll see. Egg made it here in case anything's like in this. Um I'm going to here. here. Wait, no, no, no. I have a crossbow for you with tipped arrows.
170:50
Speaker A
Do not going in 5 seconds. Do not hit me with the slow falling arrows.
170:57
Speaker A
Falling for you will hit our enemies with the slow falling arrows. Okay. Wait, don't Wait, it's thawing.
171:06
Speaker A
Yeah, we're going in, I guess. Whoa, dude. This thing has like tonsils. Uh, yeah, we have to go directly straight. So, is this the forge?
171:42
Speaker A
Wait, there's trees. It's trees. Yo, there's like a a forest in here kind of. It's like a swamp.
171:52
Speaker A
There's no way there's a freaking build in his digestive system, bro. Wait. Yo, anyone got a boat?
172:00
Speaker A
Is that a skull? Is the water supposed to be green? I actually do have a boat, but there's only there's three of us. So, I can trance.
172:08
Speaker A
Yeah, Jaden can. Yeah, Jane will try. Okay. But his stomach acid. I don't know if it's this thing. I don't know if it's been.
172:21
Speaker A
Oh shoot. Dude, to think that it actually ate something that large. Wow. There's always a bigger fish, I guess.
172:32
Speaker A
What? Look at that big Yo, wait, Jane, can you check the skull? Yeah. Clearly, this one has better dental hygiene, as you can tell by the color of the teeth. Yeah, doesn't seem to be anything here.
172:44
Speaker A
The teeth are also less wide, which means it was more of a biter, not a grinder.
172:48
Speaker A
Okay, I I don't think this analysis matters bro. Sorry, I took an anthropology course before.
172:55
Speaker A
This is like really eerie. Um, wait, if this is his stomach, where are we going to exit?
173:07
Speaker A
I don't know. Yo, what is this, bro? Yeah. Ouch. Wait, there's like water. Is that water or is that void?
173:48
Speaker A
Wait, is egg with us, Jaden? Oh hey dude. There is no way this is player built. It would actually take years.
173:55
Speaker A
Okay, I'm going first. Yo, wait. I think this is wooden. Wait, what the what? Yo, did we just fall out of the sky?
174:16
Speaker A
Dude, is this larger than the Great Sea? Wait, no. Look up. There's no uh Where did we just come from?
174:25
Speaker A
Did I just imagine at all? No, you definitely did not just imagine at all.
174:28
Speaker A
That's the only explanation. Maybe there was TNT. The wind. Jane, can you fly up? Is there anything past these mountains?
174:36
Speaker A
Do you have the boat I use? I actually do. Yo, can we place that?
174:42
Speaker A
Oh, y is water and void. That's it. All right. Well, um, wait. Yo, stop turning.
174:51
Speaker A
Yeah, it's still just straight. Hey, wouldn't this be faster with Frost Walker? No. Yo, we got to get Jaden to boat.
175:10
Speaker A
This is fine, actually. All right. Are we still inside the creature? I don't know.
175:17
Speaker A
I don't think so. I see land. I see it too now. Good comps. Hey, what even is this?
175:35
Speaker A
Uh, it looks like land. Wait, look at those trees. I see I see someone trees.
175:41
Speaker A
Wait, wait, wait. Egg, turn, turn slight right. Slight right. 10° right. You're the right.
175:47
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, dude. I can't I can't you like Wait. Yeah, there's a there's a player running up the cliff. Hold on. Hold on.
175:56
Speaker A
Oh, these are cool. No, that's definitely not a null. That's like some chungus. They definitely saw us. Um, yo guys, come up here.
176:11
Speaker A
Dang it. There we go. Yo. Hello, Magic Arthur. Guys, why are we crouched at this some Chungus? like uh I think they're running from my Yo, do not fret.
176:29
Speaker A
We come in peace. Yo, hello. Get him. Yo, Egg, why why are you charging at him?
176:38
Speaker A
Yo, I I come in peace. Yo, bro. Hello. Where where are we? We come in peace.
176:45
Speaker A
Yo, I Yo, hey, watch out. Watch out. Watch out. What the What is Yo, don't kill them. They tried to lead me to a trap. They got to go, bro. Like, I'm sorry.
176:56
Speaker A
Yo, no, no, no, no. Okay, I have slowness. Awesome. Yo, he tried to kill us, bro. He got No, he didn't. Yo, yo, buddy. Where?
177:04
Speaker A
Where are we? I'm not getting away from Yeah, you're you're really not getting away from us.
177:09
Speaker A
I don't think the speed two potions are going to help when we have elytras and a trident.
177:14
Speaker A
And I have a bow. Yo, calm calm down. What? Why? What? Wait. Yo, dog. If if I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead. Yo, we're we're not trying to kill you, but that's going to change if you don't just have a normal
177:29
Speaker A
conversation with us. Hello. There's They're dropping slimes. Wait, what? What the Okay. What the heck?
177:38
Speaker A
Wait. Okay. No. No. No. Don't. No. No. Don't get distracted. Don't get distracted. Yo, I don't know if these are traps, but they're not really doing anything. Yo. Okay. Yeah. Wait. Box this guy in. Box this guy in.
177:48
Speaker A
I don't have a Hello. No. Hey, stop shoot. Yo, Jin, can you stop? Egg.
177:54
Speaker A
Yeah, egg. Don't shoot, dude. Do you see? Do you see what we're dealing with?
177:59
Speaker A
No. No. We've seen a while, bro. Like, we got to Yeah, we got to get information.
178:03
Speaker A
Yo, do you know what the null are? Do you know what the four might be? The reincarnation of Hermes, dude. We're Oh my gosh.
178:11
Speaker A
Okay. Do we actually not have any cobwebs? Oh, I have do I do have cobwebs? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
178:15
Speaker A
Okay. I'm being stupid. I'm on his trail. Yo. All right. All right, bud. All right.
178:22
Speaker A
Hey, bud. Okay. Don't shoot him again. Don't shoot him again. Don't shoot him again. Here. Full box him. Full box him.
178:26
Speaker A
Full box him. Okay. Okay. Hey, man. Okay. Wait. Give him a sign. Do Do any of us have a sign? I'm going to cut down one of these trees.
178:37
Speaker A
Okay. I'm I'm crafting. I just crafted warped trap doors. Did not mean to do that.
178:42
Speaker A
Hold on. I need to clear out my inventory, dude. I have so much junk from this fight.
178:46
Speaker A
Okay. I just dropped a pearl. I'm actually cooked. I'm actually cooked. Yo, did you actually Nice, bro. Nice.
178:52
Speaker A
Wait, where where did it go? Oh my god. Yo, you are stupid, bro. Fire this dude immediately, dude. Dude, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
179:00
Speaker A
Okay, I was trying to clear out. Wait, there's like a thing. Hold on. Can you see that?
179:04
Speaker A
My junk blocks are right next to my pearls here. Wait, I'm out of blocks. Oh my god, I'm out of blocks.
179:09
Speaker A
Out. I only have This is why you always need junk blocks on you, bro. Wait, I see something.
179:14
Speaker A
They're actually leading us to the city. Wait, do you guys not see that city? No, I do see the city. Bud, why don't you take Do we just follow him to the city then?
179:23
Speaker A
Might as well. Is Wait, they're guards, bro. Is this your city? Hey, Aggros, are we cooked?
179:28
Speaker A
No, actually, maybe. Do we even have like They're shooting him. Oh, no. They're definitely shooting us.
179:35
Speaker A
Shoot him, too. I missed. No, don't shoot him. Oh, hi. Okay, they're Yo, guys, we're not trying to fight you guys. We just want to talk.
179:42
Speaker A
Yo, Egg, stay back, bro. No outsiders allowed in Fay and Dell. What are we going to do? All we can do is leave it once or we're going to ban you three.
179:51
Speaker A
What is this place? We just want to talk. Why is no one shooting at you?
179:57
Speaker A
They literally just stop shooting me. I'm trying to just have a normal conversation. Attack Magic Arthur. Leave now. Charge.
180:06
Speaker A
This is not very intimidating at all, guys. You're you're taking damage from this. I mean, look, if you don't want to be helpful, I can just burn this village to the ground. But like I'd really prefer not to do that.
180:16
Speaker A
Yo, chill. Chill. Is this stuff even flameable? Well, you know what I mean. It's more metaphorical kind of sense. Like, you don't even got orbitals going no more bro.
180:25
Speaker A
Yeah, but we can take these guys. They're using diamond spears. Oh, true. Jaden. Yo, wait.
180:32
Speaker A
Oh, Jaden, how are you possibly here, bro? What do you mean? How am I How are you possibly here? What are you talking about?
180:43
Speaker A
Uh, I feel a little lost. Yo, I haven't seen you since like before my pirates, bro.
180:49
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. How is that pirates? Um, I kind of give up on it. No, me neither.
180:58
Speaker A
Wait, so do you guys know each other? I mean, actually, obviously know each other. Stupid question.
181:03
Speaker A
We're good buddies. So, cool. Yeah. Is this awesome? What? What is this? What's this?
181:11
Speaker A
This is my You own this place? Yeah. Wait, this is yours? I know, right? I know, right? But you didn't tell me why you were here. What can you possibly be here for?
181:23
Speaker A
I'm kind of I'm just here to help this guy. Uh, yeah. Do you know about a place called the forge? It would be probably out here in the Farlands.
181:32
Speaker A
Um, no. What's the forge? All right, great. Uh, yeah, that's kind of the million-dollar question. TLDDR.
181:39
Speaker A
Uh, in the main server there's a big army called the null. We're trying to stop them. Do you know about a guy named Spoke?
181:49
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, yes. Yes. Jumper's friend, right? Wait, so you're friends with Spoke? Uh, friends with Jumper.
181:56
Speaker A
So, you're not friends with Spoke? I I think I've talked to the guy once, so I would say no.
182:03
Speaker A
Okay, that's very good. I've actually like encountered null. I mean, if you guys want to stay a little bit, I got some information you might find useful. I don't get many visitors, especially ones that I recognize, so you
182:16
Speaker A
guys are welcome. Um, but Okay, sure. Why not? Guys, stand down. Stand down. Yeah. So, why couldn't you just have like explained anything to Did this guy go AFK? Okay. Why could Why? Who?
182:32
Speaker A
All right. Cool, man. God. Dad, nobody has armor. This place is genuinely poor. Okay, we just broke out of a prison.
182:42
Speaker A
Okay, you can't blame us. Wait, prison? Yeah, what possible prison could have this many people in it?
182:49
Speaker A
Um, have you guys ever heard of a place called purgatory? Egg, have we ever heard of a place called purgatory?
182:56
Speaker A
Uh, only biblically. So, no. Purgatory is like a jail kind of that I got.
183:03
Speaker A
Okay. Thanks, man. Sorry. I got captured with like spoke and a lot of other people at my old village by the null. That's why I don't really like them. No one here really likes them at all.
183:15
Speaker A
Wait, so they captured you and spoke? Yeah. And everyone else? Wait, that makes no sense because Okay, I have a place that you guys can get some free stuff and then I'll explain everything I know.
183:27
Speaker A
Yeah, free stuff of what variety? I kind of need like apples and XP. Uh, I think someone just has died. I don't know if that's alarming to you or not. Wow.
183:36
Speaker A
H they die all the time. What? So, how much free stuff can we have?
183:41
Speaker A
Like anything that's in the storehouse. But, uh, while you're staying here, watch out for the people trying to mess with you cuz low key.
183:48
Speaker A
What just happened? They do that a lot. Hey, you hit the water clutch, bro.
183:53
Speaker A
That's character development. Nice. What just happened? The storage house is up. Oh. Oh, that doesn't reach far enough.
184:01
Speaker A
Wait, what do you mean? I I ate it. What? It looks like I'm the new ruler of the kingdom.
184:07
Speaker A
And now I'm the ruler of the Hey. Wait, this is like insane. And here is our storage.
184:22
Speaker A
Yeah, you guys are broke. Grab what you guys need here and meet me at the castle if you need more information cuz I have a lot.
184:32
Speaker A
Okay. Wait, why can't you just like tell us now? Or wait, did her name tag just genuinely disappear?
184:37
Speaker A
That's right there. Oh, you can't see name tags too, chat. I thought she just like disappeared. Okay, I think I mean they have like some like decent gear here.
184:43
Speaker A
Yo, guys, look at this contraption, bro. What? Look at this. What? Yo, that's evil.
184:50
Speaker A
Yeah, this is evil. All right, I get it. Spears. What the Yo. Hello. Is Mud good?
185:00
Speaker A
Yo, I can't break any blocks. Hey, Egg Chan. What? Come over here. Okay. Where are you going? How bro? Yo, Jaden, can I get some help?
185:12
Speaker A
Uh oh. Wait, wait. If I if I jump, I can I can Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm out.
185:18
Speaker A
Dude, what? Oh, there we go. Oh, it was like a bunch of sand that like Did they prank you?
185:24
Speaker A
Oh, I've actually seen this before. I think you trapped Spons. I I did actually. Hop inside my magic machine.
185:31
Speaker A
What? An interesting contraption. I I don't think you should get in that. I don't see the point of it. Hold on.
185:36
Speaker A
Let's just see what they're proposing here. Am I that heavy? Am I unmoveable? Okay, got here. I'll help.
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Speaker A
Oh. Oh, what's happening? What's that? Yo yo yo yo. Oh, what? Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I think he lit.
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Speaker A
Why did you do that? Okay. Yeah. How do you How do you know Cookie Bun Squat?
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Speaker A
Uh, everyone calls her Emma, but I think that's better than Cookie Bud Squat. He's trying to shoot me right now, I think.
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Speaker A
Like we were friends a while ago, but then we haven't like talked since I started my pirate empire and kind of got obsessed. So, I got you. Dude, there's like mine car tracks here. Wait, I want to like Where's this? Yo, here. Take a
186:32
Speaker A
mine car, bro. Is this going to launch us super fast? I hope not. Okay, I think we're going. Yeah, I think it was the one contraption. The compass wants us to keep going this way. Well, I guess I don't know. I'm a little wor What the
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Speaker A
heck just happened to that guy? Oh. I don't know. I'm a little worried about staying here cuz the null are hunting us. So, we should talk to Emma first. And yeah, how do we even get into Wait, we
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Speaker A
should probably go back to egg, actually. Yeah, I can't lie. These these might be the goofiest people on the server, bro.
187:07
Speaker A
Yeah, bro. Dude, they they do not seem bad already if uh the null comes.
187:13
Speaker A
Yeah, we should get going soon. I don't want these guys to get banned. Yeah, they seem more like pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe
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Speaker A
pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe peaceful jungies. A city like this on the main server would have been griefed a long long time ago.
187:40
Speaker A
Get off my throat. Get off it. All right. Hey guys. So, you said you're the leader of this place.
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Speaker A
Uh, yes. Yeah. So, do you have any info about You think you're worthy of that title?
187:55
Speaker A
What are you going on about? Um, yeah. Yes. I I think I'm pretty worthy of this because I was messed with by your denisms.
188:03
Speaker A
Oh, and I won't tolerate this disrespect. Yo, we are not affiliated with this dude. By the way, I challenge you to a duel.
188:10
Speaker A
You a duel? A duel. I feel like this is not good considering we're being hunted by the null.
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Speaker A
I kind of want to see how this plays out. Do you accept my challenge?
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Speaker A
Or will you be a coward in front of your people? A a coward. You're fine. No, no, no. Let's do that then. Call me a coward.
188:34
Speaker A
Yo, pop me up. Pop me up. Yo, I I feel like this is a little bit of a waste of time.
188:40
Speaker A
You think you can challenge me for my kingdom? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I did not know she had a netherite armor, bro. I did not.
188:50
Speaker A
You got yourself into this mess. You got to get yourself out of it. Wait, wait. It's a sword duel. It's a sword duel.
188:58
Speaker A
Oh, shoot. Jaden, help. Wait, I'm comboing. It's lagging. I'm lagging. I'm lagging. I'm lagging.
189:04
Speaker A
Yo, Jaden, bro, who do you think's going to win? Honestly, I have no idea.
189:10
Speaker A
Wait, you can't cap. That's not fair. That's not fair. What are you talking about? Oh, okay. We're do we're doing anything.
189:19
Speaker A
Use the god apple on this. Yo, you got you got XP, right? Yeah. Not for you, buddy.
189:24
Speaker A
No, no, no. I'm at you. What just is he actually Macy, bro? Oh, I'm in. I'm in.
189:34
Speaker A
Dude, this is like offense versus defense cuz egg is no. Oh my god. Oh my god. They both went up.
189:38
Speaker A
Yo, where did he go? Is that going to pop? I'm moving crazy. I'm moving crazy. I'm moving crazy today.
189:47
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I was a little too high. I I did it right first.
189:56
Speaker A
Wait, she has slow. She can't crit anymore. This is going to be an intense battle.
190:00
Speaker A
Why am I slowing? Help. You're never coming down. Is never coming down. No. The spear's not going to do anything.
190:10
Speaker A
Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't do anything when you fall. I'm killing people now. No.
190:16
Speaker A
Okay. No. No. No. Each time you use that contraption, someone's dying. Someone's going. What? Ow. Someone get a bow.
190:24
Speaker A
How much snowball do I have? Who do I use this on? Yo, can someone drop me the mace?
190:32
Speaker A
Nah, bro. You got it. I need the mace next to me. Let's check, bro. Please.
190:37
Speaker A
Nah, bro. You want to act all tough? You got to fight your own battles now.
190:42
Speaker A
I am tough. All right, then. Win. I need to use the contraption. Oh, shoot. I got parted up again. How did that happen?
190:52
Speaker A
What? Who's potting you? What do you mean? Who's cheating you? No, man. Hold on. Someone's got to go.
191:03
Speaker A
Someone's got to go. Well, part of the Oh, okay. Okay. Oh my god. Hey, I'm popping your totem if you kill another one.
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Speaker A
Actually, yes, bro. Remember, there's always a bigger bird and the bigger bird is me.
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Speaker A
Yeah, I'm I'm taking our chain gun out. Oh my god. Stop wasting them. Oh, his helmet popped.
191:22
Speaker A
My helmet popped. Someone tickle his phone. Jaden, do something. Jaden, I can't take it from Jen, do something.
191:33
Speaker A
Yeah, this is my real power. I was The beginning was just a gambit to make you think all of the slow falling arrows that I gave you on this fight.
191:43
Speaker A
Um, that was an accident. Why are you shooting me? Like, you're genuinely using Yo, his boots broke. Oh, shoot.
191:54
Speaker A
My boots are gone, too. I need another one. Stop eating. Got Oh, I'm dead. I lost. I lost. I lost.
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Speaker A
I lost everything. Yo, who potted her? Who potted her? Which one of you guys potted her?
192:07
Speaker A
No, you stupid, bro. Yeah. Hey, okay. Yeah, let's actually do what we came here to do now. Um, yeah.
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Speaker A
What do you know about the the null? Well, let me take you back to the beginning.
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Speaker A
Okay. I came out to the Farlands because well, I did not like the main server.
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Speaker A
Y'all are What the freak did this? Y'all are stinky. Hey, you hear that? You're stinky, bro.
192:29
Speaker A
It's probably right at this point, bro. So, you you're broken broken armor and a broken mind.
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Speaker A
Yeah. But basically, I made a village with a couple other people who agreed that the mainland was not the safest. We just wanted a safe place in the Farlands, and that's where I kind of met Spoke. He was
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Speaker A
also getting he actually your guys' stories are very similar. What do you mean? He had the same compass as you saying that he was getting tracked down by null. Blah blah blah blah blah.
193:00
Speaker A
Wait, what? Well, that doesn't that doesn't make any sense. He owns the null. Soon after he came, all of us, including spoke, got trapped into purgatory.
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Speaker A
And let me tell you, purgatory food is not good. What is purgatory? Purgatory was basically like a jail that null put us all through. It was really bad. Let's just say that it was really bad until apparently spoke took it over.
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Speaker A
I was too distracted by trying to escape with other people and that that's why we built here.
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Speaker A
Every citizen here it was a prisoner of purgatory. That's why we don't really have much.
193:43
Speaker A
But, you know, we we take what we can get. I'm still kind of confused cuz if Spoke owns the null, why would they lock him in purgatory?
193:51
Speaker A
Well, spoke didn't always own the null. You know, before they were owned by someone named like Jamato P or something, but I've heard of that guy. And Spoke took it over by with some kind of freaky totem.
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Speaker A
The enchanted totem he holds. after purgatory and after everything that happened spoke came out of purgatory like completely different like a completely different guy.
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Speaker A
I think the totem changed him. The enchanted totem is the reason why he can control null cuz if it gets popped then every single one of null gets banned. And I don't know about you but that's a pretty good
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Speaker A
motivation to keep someone alive. Wait, really? So, if we if we just pop Spokees totem, then all the N get banned.
194:45
Speaker A
That's if you can pop his totem. I mean, I feel like that's not super unrealistic.
194:54
Speaker A
We fought him a couple times, but we weren't really trying to pop him. We were more focused on banning Null and kind of weakening his army. Well, yeah, thanks for the the information. Um, I mean, we should probably we should
195:10
Speaker A
probably get going because the null like they're they're hunting us down. Spoke smoke really wants to to ban us. Um, oh, you guys can stay here as long as you want. Trust me, we don't want interacting with null just as much as
195:25
Speaker A
you guys don't want to. Yeah, but they're probably going to come here with like an army if they find out that we're here.
195:32
Speaker A
Trust me, they can't get in here. What? They literally have nether portals. They can TP anywhere.
195:38
Speaker A
Trust me. I got something to show you guys. But first, I'm going to need you to throw a pearl in here.
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Speaker A
A pearl? A pearl? Say less. What? Wait. Wait. Okay. We just got a bat. Are you Are we serious?
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Speaker A
What do you mean? We can trust her. Yeah. Look, I I'll throw one, too.
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Speaker A
Oh, shoot. See, she even threw her own pearl as insurance, which clearly means we're safe.
196:09
Speaker A
Egg, do you not remember what happened the last time you threw your ender pearl?
196:13
Speaker A
Okay, but this is different. You got to trust me, bro. You got to trust me. Unless you want to die out there.
196:23
Speaker A
I mean, we were doing pretty good before we You want to throw one in? Trust me, bro.
196:29
Speaker A
Yeah, trust her, bro. Am I Is this Is this peer pressure? Am I being pe What the Do you even consider me your peer?
196:38
Speaker A
I guess not. No. All right. All right. I'll throw the pearl. But you're going to regret this if you try doing anything weird with them. This your stasis machines are really bad. I I just thought I'd let you
196:51
Speaker A
know about that. That was you, bro. Everyone else was I don't know. Everyone else was pretty good.
196:56
Speaker A
How How do I get out of here? Okay. No, I got something cool to show you guys.
197:08
Speaker A
Okay, so I have three machines that sends TNT dupers over and over and over again into the Nether. So they cannot teleport here or they This is really loud.
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Speaker A
Exactly. That's why it's underneath. So if you go into the Nether and you just make a portal, it like TNT flies out.
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Speaker A
Yeah. Like they'll die im immediately. Okay. So, they can't portal in here. What an ingenious contraption.
197:32
Speaker A
They can't portal here. There's traps all over the place. And then I also reinforced the trees with obsidian. So, so this Loki is the best place to fight.
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Speaker A
So, if you guys want to, we can fight Spoke together and pop his totem. In my opinion, this is the best thing to do instead of following the compass. Feel free to give it some thought. We have some time before spoke arrives. I'm
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Speaker A
going to make sure my army is ready. I don't even know what I what I have left.
198:01
Speaker A
Let me Yeah, let me actually just replace this armor I have one time. Yeah, we're a little cooked. Wait, you just have a full second set?
198:10
Speaker A
I saw this, dude. Oh, okay. This is no longer Does it even make sense for us to fight here? Cuz we could just follow the compass and go.
198:19
Speaker A
Could we not? Well, Emma just said this is like the best place to fight Null, right?
198:25
Speaker A
Yeah, but but we don't even got to fight the null. Like that's a false premise. Yeah.
198:29
Speaker A
Well, okay. That's No, that's not what I meant. What I meant was that Serbound was pretty adamant that we should go to the forge to get whatever we need to stop null.
198:39
Speaker A
Yeah, but if we leave, everyone here is going to get banned. I mean, is that really our problem?
198:45
Speaker A
That's just the price it cost, yo. Like, we can't we got to help Emma, bro.
198:50
Speaker A
I mean, dude, Wimble's killed over a thousand players. You don't care about no civilization.
198:58
Speaker A
Am I lying though? I think I think Okay. Well, you're biased. So, of course I'm biased. I'm endangering my life to fight here, bro. I do not want to fight.
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Speaker A
Well, I was Well, okay. Well, I would do that, too. I bore me from the angle of you just like lost her at a duel and got all your armor broken.
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Speaker A
Okay. See, now now you're violating. Like, that's not important to my decision. It sounds pretty important to the decision.
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Speaker A
Oh, fine. Okay, then you then you're the tiebreaker. I say no. Jaden says yes.
199:27
Speaker A
What's your decision when I don't I mean h that's actually a good that's quite a good point that you raised. If we don't fight here, this entire civilization is just going to get locked up or banned.
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Speaker A
But we can help them. I think I think we can win. We just need to ban them, take their gear, use their gear against them, and we'll win.
199:53
Speaker A
So, we're fighting this? Yeah, we'll fight. So, we're really going to fight them, bro.
199:58
Speaker A
Yeah, I mean, I guess we're committed. This is the right thing to do. Do I'm like eating, bro. So, okay. Can you finish eating?
200:07
Speaker A
Yeah. What do you even say? Also, the server's like really lagged, dude. There's like no one here.
200:15
Speaker A
What the Yo, where actually is everyone? Wait, do you do you see that? Yeah. Yeah.
200:24
Speaker A
Oh, okay. I think I found where everyone is. A lot of you may die, but that is okay because we are fighting for a Yo, what is happening?
200:37
Speaker A
Try to get N away from us. We beat Okay, I'm sorry. This is not a very good speech. I will beat him again.
200:44
Speaker A
What? They're like destroying the tree. Do you Do you That was a rousing speech. Yeah, I'm really inspired.
200:51
Speaker A
Thank you. Thank you. I tried a dream cuz you got to wake up, bro. We going to lose this. Yo, so they're just nuking this tree.
200:58
Speaker A
Yeah, they have some wither cannons and they're just destroying all the trees. Shouldn't we go attack? That means they're probably close.
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Speaker A
Plus, it's better if they come to us than we come to them cuz our my machines don't work out there.
201:10
Speaker A
Your machines. So, this has turned into siege warfare. I see. I'm on the battlefield.
201:16
Speaker A
Like they decided they just don't like this tree in particular. So, we're just going to sit here, I guess, until they Oh, yeah. That's probably wise.
201:22
Speaker A
Yeah. What's the reputation if they just point this right at us right now? Okay. My life is in terrible hands.
201:34
Speaker A
Maybe we made the wrong choice. It's okay, guys. Yo, we can still turn back, bro. Like, yo, wait. It stopped.
201:42
Speaker A
I just feel like a sitting duck. Yeah, that's what I feel like, too. Wait, I see something.
201:48
Speaker A
Wait, what is that? Yo, do you guys see this? You're the only one You're the only one that sees something, bro. We wish we knew.
201:53
Speaker A
Hold on. It's loading in all the chunks right now. Yo, I see something. I see something.
201:59
Speaker A
It's like in the mist. Uh, what is that? Is that a Oh, shoot. It's getting closer, bro. It's Thesius's cran cranium. We're actually cooked.
202:08
Speaker A
What is thesis's cranium? This just looks like an intimidating skull. Exactly. The skull of the cranium.
202:13
Speaker A
Oh, this is the flying machine from the end. Dude, I'm not going to lie. Seeing it slowly approach is actually kind of tough.
202:21
Speaker A
You just really want to join them, don't you? Wow, this is actually really helpful to be able to like see. Do we got to steal Paris? Do we have to steal this whole brand?
202:35
Speaker A
Guys, I'm looking scared. Yo, you're the leader. I thought you you were the one who said that we would be able to to fight them.
202:41
Speaker A
I I have a plan. Trust me. Oh, I'm lagging. That's so many people. Oh, yeah. Wait, they're stopping.
202:50
Speaker A
Spoke loves his coordinate theatrics. This is not surprising. Yo, should I attack? I could probably mess a bunch of them right now.
202:57
Speaker A
No, no, no. Trust me, it is perfect that they're lined up like this. Drop down with me. So, are we just letting this happen or Can we stop the machine?
203:10
Speaker A
Well, he just stopped it. Okay, guys, follow me. Okay, spoke. Why are you here with your army?
203:36
Speaker A
Emma, I didn't think I would actually see you again, but to think to think that we would be reunited with fugitives standing right by your side.
203:51
Speaker A
They're not fugitives. They're part of my kingdom. So really, these are, you understand, these are fugitives that I intend on banning.
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Speaker A
And I'm giving you a chance. I'm giving you a chance to surrender them over.
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Speaker A
If not, there will be consequences. Well, banning them would be like war to my kingdom. Spoke. Don't you remember when you first were out here? I gave you so many materials. My village, my tiny village who had that has nothing gave
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Speaker A
you everything we could from one survivor of purgatory to another. Just leave my kingdom alone.
204:43
Speaker A
Emma, I'm not just hunting fugitives. I'm building an empire. You saw what purgatory did to us. You saw what it did to thousands of players on this server. I'm never letting something like that happen again. And now I wield the power of purgatory.
205:07
Speaker A
I wield the same power Jim P used against us. You have a perfectly good chance to join us. I see you've brought your soldiers, your citizens all right here in one spot, which would be perfect for the recruitment.
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Speaker A
Join my empire or be destroyed. Even if it did come to battle, I don't think we'll lose. After everything we've been through, Emma, I really I really thought that you would learn, you would see that there is an outcome
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Speaker A
that doesn't result in everything being destroyed. Of course, I was wrong. I was wrong about you too, Woo.
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Speaker A
I guess the both of you haven't learned anything. Oh, trust me, spoke. I've learned a lot.
206:08
Speaker A
What? Fire. Fire now. Fire the real guns. Do it now. Jaden Woo. Spoke is probably going to send his race. Make sure they don't get in the city. You guys secure the perimeter. Make sure they don't flank us. We'll go to the front lines and just
206:31
Speaker A
blow them down. Say you less. Follow me as best you can. Fire. Fire at the null.
206:43
Speaker A
Oh my god, the lag. And a million of them just got banned. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. They're coming.
206:48
Speaker A
Come here. Come here, dude. The lag. Jaden. Jaden. Okay. Jaden, can you hear me?
206:53
Speaker A
Yo, stay by this river. Yeah. I can stay by this river. I want to get further away from the battle, though, cuz then I get my frames back and we can actually fight them.
207:00
Speaker A
Actually, yeah, you're right. Oh my god. Oh, there's some soldiers here. There's people here.
207:05
Speaker A
I got one. I got one. Wait. Nice as this. Okay. Eat their XP. Make sure you get the XP.
207:12
Speaker A
Yo, some regular Nles are getting also. Oh my god. Oh my god. Nice. Oh my god. We're so locked now.
207:26
Speaker A
I slow falling. I still falling arrows. I'm going to give them all slow falling here. We should also clear out these nullles. They must have like gotten away from the main battle.
207:42
Speaker A
Nice. Yo, I think the n of curs are vanishing. I just dropped this guy. This guy dropped no armor. Ration out your XP.
207:50
Speaker A
I see it. I'm getting missed. Oh my god. Oh, hello rates. Are they all on you?
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Speaker A
They're all in the house. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait. Keep him there. Keep him there.
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Speaker A
I got one. I got one. What I got? Grab the XP. Grab the XP.
208:25
Speaker A
Uh oh. I got XP. I got XP. And I got god apples. Okay. Okay. We can we can put work now. We can put in work now.
208:34
Speaker A
Nice. There's a lot of null. They're all looking at me. You can base them.
208:44
Speaker A
Nice. Wait. An just picked up the XP. If you have strength, too, can you throw it on me?
208:55
Speaker A
Nice. All right. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I just got like a million dollars of XP.
209:05
Speaker A
Nice. This one's low. This one's low. Wait, I'm chasing it right. That's like really low. Oh my god, dude. They have pearls. We need to get their pearls.
209:36
Speaker A
Got him. Oh my god. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. They're retreating. They're retreating. Yo. Yo, the rates are coming to you guys.
209:55
Speaker A
Watch out for base attacks. Oh my god. I need everyone pulling their bows back all the way. Yo, max draw. Let's go.
210:06
Speaker A
How many kills have you guys gotten? I haven't seen that many death messes. Let's go. Let's go.
210:09
Speaker A
The rates are free to watch out for the rates. What? I thought you guys were taking No. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. We We pushed them back. Are you guys Do not worry about the race, bro. Stop ruining team morale, bro.
210:17
Speaker A
Okay. But I don't understand what's happening right now. Litter the battle battlefield with raining arrows.
210:22
Speaker A
All right. Sure. I don't We're not neither side is getting any kills right now.
210:27
Speaker A
Remember, they're the ones sieging us. Okay. If they're not in these walls, they're burning their resources.
210:33
Speaker A
I don't have a Are we serious, bro? They're charging. Everyone fire. Oh, shoot. They're charging.
210:41
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Shoot him. Shoot him. Shoot him. Shoot him. Shoot him. Yo, someone shot me off the I don't Okay, I don't care about this kingdom. I'm banning anyone who gets in my way.
210:48
Speaker A
Why am I getting shot? Where are the spears? Okay, there's like spear watchers here.
210:58
Speaker A
If you if you have spears, you should go over here and try. Why did this one corner I went to have nothing?
211:04
Speaker A
How did he get it to work and I can't get it to work? Where? What?
211:08
Speaker A
How are they doing this? Yo, that guy's going crazy. Oh, I went crazy. Hey, you got one guy. Oh, they're getting up the wall. They're getting the wall. Hit them down the wall. Hit them up the wall.
211:15
Speaker A
Bro, you're the goat gang. You're the goat. Where are you? Where are you? I don't know where you are.
211:26
Speaker A
Where are you? Don't help her. She's lost. Oh, I think I see you. I'm dead. I'm dead.
211:42
Speaker A
Are you in the Oh, I see him. Wait. Use your own spear launchers. Where are they?
211:50
Speaker A
I low key don't know how to use a spear. So, you guys got that, right?
211:54
Speaker A
I guess I'm stopping the I'm stopping the cranium myself. Oh, that's moving again. The mouth of the of the cave.
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Speaker A
Egg. Egg, help me stop the flying machine. No, I'm like in the machine. I'm in the contraption.
212:11
Speaker A
Yeah, I know. Get to the front of the Yo, are you good? What? What just happened?
212:15
Speaker A
They found me. Yo, I'm genuinely losing a one v one to a null. I have three rays on me.
212:25
Speaker A
Clear out from under. Yo, you did not destroy the cranium egg. I did. It's not moving.
212:32
Speaker A
No, no, no, no. It's duping TNT. Oh my god. Stop. I'm in the I'm in the I'm in the hellfire. No.
212:44
Speaker A
Yo, are you good? I'm good. I'm destroying it. Yeah. Oh, I'm alive. Hiding behind your wraith.
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Speaker A
You really thought you can stop this? You really thought you you would be able to do anything to null? It's simply futile. Woo.
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Speaker A
I don't know. You look pretty vulnerable right now. How many How many null have you killed?
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Speaker A
Woo. 100. 200. Do you see how useless it is to try to fight to continue?
213:30
Speaker A
You've only banned a fraction of my army. There's nothing you can do. No matter what friends or allies you can recruit.
213:51
Speaker A
Pick up the items. Pick up the items. You got the Nice. Yo, we need help, bro. There's so many.
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Speaker A
Go help your friends, Woo. I'm fine right where I am. They need you. Yo, we really need help, bro. They're all getting pissed.
214:27
Speaker A
All I have to do is pop you once, right? When will you realize, Woo, that this is over?
214:36
Speaker A
Everyone go back to the gas. There's too many, bro. Don't you want to save them, Woo? All of the friends that you've dragged into this. You know what? Breaks. Leave us.
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Speaker A
Head to the castle. Head to the center. Leave me and Woo alone. Oh, Wu. Is this really it? Is this how it's supposed to end?
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Speaker A
You really thought this was how it was going to end? No matter what you do, there is nothing you can do against the power of null.
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Speaker A
Meet at the castle. Null. Do you have any idea what is about to happen to these players?
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Speaker A
Here, take a shot. Take a shot. Try again. Very good. Heat. Yo, wait. But we need to leave now.
216:43
Speaker A
Wait, wait, wait. It's just it's a 2v2. It's a 2v2. Anti-portal machine is broken.
216:48
Speaker A
We got to go, bro. You have no pants. My armor is about to break. I have no helmet. Let's go. Let's go.
216:54
Speaker A
Where Where's everyone else? You're all good. I make sure everyone escaped. But we lost. We need to go.
216:59
Speaker A
Where do we go? I told you keep following the compass and meet us next.
217:03
Speaker A
No. Okay. Ban Jaden and then ban Wimoo. Yo, they're here. Run. Yo, fly away.
217:11
Speaker A
I'll catch up. Okay. Okay. You good? Jen, are you good? Yo, no. Ban Wimoo. Ban Wimoo. Ban him now.
217:57
Speaker A
What is occurring here? You're the first pirate I've seen that has like netherite. Yeah, you have netherite, too. We could we could make have netherite. Shut up. I think you know where this are you trying to rob me.
218:16
Speaker A
Everything. Your e chest. What you have on you all goes to me? Damn. Yo, f me normally. Yo, I'm going to leave you here and you're going to rot here. You can take some food. Is that a wimoo?
218:32
Speaker A
Oh, funny. Jaden. Oh my god. Rimu, say hi to Rejoice for Oh, that was tough. Who's Rejoice?
218:44
Speaker A
On the Unstable SMP, the world's largest hardcore Minecraft server. I recently faked my death, convincing everyone on the server that I had been permanently banned while secretly living on my life as an invisible player.
218:55
Speaker A
Guys, there's a treasure in the Great Sea. We need to find it. All right.
219:01
Speaker A
Yeah. What even What even is the treasure? I have no idea. So, we're spending all this effort looking for something that you genuinely don't even know what it is.
219:09
Speaker A
Cuz I want to I want to rebuild my pirate civilization. I want to have pirates all over the server. Oh my god.
219:16
Speaker A
Okay, bro. Bro, just bro just really likes pirates. Yeah, this is my thing. Okay, just leave. Just leave. Go chase.
219:22
Speaker A
Okay, I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. Did you get the treasure? About the treasure? Um, I wasn't able to get it. You wanted a build? I mean, just take the raer point, bro.
219:32
Speaker A
All of my teammates have died today and I lost the treasure. There is no possible way you think you can take my base.
219:46
Speaker A
Dude, did I read that right? You can have your empire, but don't ever go past the great sea.
219:55
Speaker A
Don't leak my identity, or else you know what'll happen. Look, I'm going to be honest. I don't believe in executing both of you guys if it's for the greater good of the server.
220:07
Speaker A
Uh hello. What the Yo, J. Oh my god. You know that Lettuce is probably about to become king and exile you for helping me right?
220:17
Speaker A
Well, uh the law doesn't cover the great sea. So, remember your friend Jaden? If I pull this rod, Jaden dies. Wait, what?
220:27
Speaker A
You should have died by now. Wait. Hey. Oh, wait. So, you just don't have Jaden in the idiot, buddy.
220:36
Speaker A
Oh, Jaden. How did you end up here? Well, I didn't want you to get captured alone.
220:40
Speaker A
Oh my god. Yo, run. Wait, let me try some burger. Oh, go. What the Oh yeah.
220:52
Speaker A
If you need help again, bro, just ask. Good. Good. Good. Good. Oh, there you are.
221:20
Speaker A
Bro, I lowkey OJ a favor, dude. She actually saved me and like highkey everyone in the civ except for Emma, but she was like the captain that wanted to sink with the ship. So, she she just Yeah, we got to we got to go.
221:34
Speaker A
Wait, Jaden's coming though, right? Uh um hello. Yeah, he got he got banned. Nah, you're trolling, bro. Are you serious?
221:51
Speaker A
Yeah. Dude, what are we going to do? Follow the compass. Is the null still after us?
222:05
Speaker A
Yep. Is there anything we could do to bring him back? I mean, you of all people should know it's impossible to unban anyone who dies.
222:16
Speaker A
Man, dude, this compass better be worth it, man. Yeah, I sure hope so. I mean, we just lost a one of our best like companions because of this.
222:32
Speaker A
Minute also might be banned. Hopefully, he's not. So, this really better be worth it. Yeah, dude. If one of us gets banned, the whole mission's over.
222:44
Speaker A
I actually know. More like if More like if I get banned the mission's over.
222:47
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, you don't have an elytra, right? Like you have no way of flight.
222:57
Speaker A
No. Okay, take this for now and take these. It's about time, bro. I'm eating good, man.
223:04
Speaker A
Oh, that's why. Well, it's still raining. Heat. Heat. Okay. Up here. That's what I do.
223:49
Speaker A
What? No, I can't get up there. I'm not that good with these characters. All right. So, the compass is pointing at me.
223:57
Speaker A
It's the It's the M of the cave, bro. Yeah. Well, that's where the compass is pointing. though.
224:03
Speaker A
I don't know if I could do this, man. Walk into a cave. Do you not Do you not like feel the malice for me?
224:11
Speaker A
No, I don't. Oh, you flew past me. Oh, shoot. Wait, this place is crazy. I see the And I can no longer hear him.
224:32
Speaker A
Great, dude. Okay. Like all of that for the How does he do like Bro, whatever.
225:07
Speaker A
Yo egg. Let's start climbing. Yo, where did you go? So, we got to climb up here.
225:19
Speaker A
Yo, wait, wait. Okay. No, get down from there, bro. You don't know what that is.
225:23
Speaker A
Oh, hello, man. I've been like where? I didn't hear you, bro. It's a giant mushroom.
225:30
Speaker A
I know. Are you not like curious about it? Well, I'm more all roads lead to the mushroom.
225:37
Speaker A
I'm more curious about the fact that this is exactly where the compass is pointing.
225:41
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Actually, yeah. See, I knew this place was a point of interest. You think it's under the mushroom?
225:54
Speaker A
inside the mushroom. I don't know. I'm just going to dig in the direction of the compass above the mushroom.
226:01
Speaker A
I mean, this has to point to a load stone, right? So, the load stone can be placed anywhere.
226:05
Speaker A
Yeah, any y axis. What the Sorry, I was just snorting. No, I wasn't talking about you.
226:14
Speaker A
Oh, okay. This This should be the forge. We're literally right on top of the coordinates. When I walk this way, the compass points the other way. Now, it's pointing back.
226:26
Speaker A
Well, we can only dig up or down now. All right. Which one do you want to do? Up or down?
226:32
Speaker A
I'll go up. Wait, how do we even know this links to the forge again?
226:47
Speaker A
That's what Serbound said. Did he say that or he just give you the compass?
226:52
Speaker A
No, he said he said that it goes to the porch. Actually, yeah. No, no, he did say that.
226:58
Speaker A
All right, I guess all I can do is trust bro. Yeah, we trust the guy that I banned all of his friends and has very good reason to send us on a wild manhunt.
227:07
Speaker A
Dude, don't say that cuz I'm literally in here with you. Are we still inside the mushroom? I'm at wool now.
227:13
Speaker A
How is he doing this? I start I Wait, what? Oh, yeah. I don't I guess I don't know what I thought would happen. We're on top of the mushroom now.
227:28
Speaker A
Am I almost there? No. No, bro. I'm not even close. You think it's higher up, dude? It might be further down.
227:42
Speaker A
Down or up? I don't know. I mean, aren't we almost a high limit? Actually, we did like basically teleport when we went through that like sea creature.
228:21
Speaker A
Dude, what even is the height limit for now? Dude, I'm actually coked, bro. I might actually be the Oh, shoot. Thank god, bro. I'm actually the slowest player of all time.
228:49
Speaker A
Oh no. Okay. Good thing I have feather falling. Oh yo, we're in a maze.
228:57
Speaker A
Uh yeah, I'm I'm dead. I don't think I've ever actually successfully went through a maze. Okay, wait. People say always stay to the left, right?
229:07
Speaker A
Wait, hold on. No, they say always stay to the right. Yeah, the stone. Oh, I've never freaking solved one, bro. Oh my god.
229:12
Speaker A
Center directly on here, the entrance of the maze. Wait, why don't we just build up and then look at the top of the maze?
229:31
Speaker A
Yo, do not go up. Do not go up. Do not go up, bro. What you mean, bro? There's like shriers on the top and I don't want it to spawn a warden.
229:40
Speaker A
How does that even happen? I don't I don't know. You're asking questions about the farlands, bro.
229:45
Speaker A
Can you at least like take a peek for me? Well, I did. I saw the shriers. What?
229:50
Speaker A
Not the shriekers. Can you tell me where Oh my god, bro. What? Dude, tell me how to solve the maze, bro.
229:55
Speaker A
I don't know. It's a maze. There's no visible exit to the maze. I could fly up over it, but then you're not going to be able to get out and you're going to if you try wind charging up to fly with
230:03
Speaker A
your elytra, you're going to trigger the shriers. So, we have to solve the maze.
230:07
Speaker A
Yeah, let's just Okay, fine. Let's just pick one of these and stick to the left.
230:11
Speaker A
No, to the right. You're supposed to do the right. Oh my god, bro. We should just go to the right. Stay to the right. Let's do this.
230:18
Speaker A
I'm staying to the right. Where are you? All right. Dead end. I already lost.
230:22
Speaker A
How have you already lost me? All right. Well, no, we just stay to the right no matter what. Like, even if it's a dead end, you wrap around by holding right.
230:29
Speaker A
Eventually, we'll solve the base. Is this actually true? Yeah. How do you know this tech? I thought you kept to the right, but I didn't know you wrap around dead ends, too.
230:40
Speaker A
Well, it's just like I mean, you don't have to. Like, for example, like this, you could obviously just stay to the right, but it's just like the easiest way to like zone out and do it without worrying about getting lost.
230:51
Speaker A
So, why does the right work, but the left doesn't then? They pro They both probably work.
230:55
Speaker A
Oh, it works. Oh shoot. Okay, great. Uh-uh. How are you so bad at this?
231:35
Speaker A
There's another player in the maze. Oh, it's it's you. What are you? What are you doing here?
232:05
Speaker A
Yeah, what are you doing here? You ditched us. How did you even get here? You have no compass.
232:11
Speaker A
Well, I just followed the direction it was pointing. Huh? What? Where's Nidway? And where's Jada?
232:20
Speaker A
Well, you you detail what happened. You were dead. Yeah. Well, nightly ban Jaden. What?
232:28
Speaker A
Well, you didn't tell me that. He like betrayed and like it's kind of I forgot. Yeah, he like joined the wraiths. I think he was a wraith. Your friend banned my friend.
232:39
Speaker A
So, yeah, I on site with Night and I Why are you here? Just get lost. Oh, I'm going to the end of the maze.
232:49
Speaker A
Where is the end of the maze? Look, tell us and tell us and I'll let you go.
232:54
Speaker A
But if I knew where I was, I'd be there. You're just like wandering around or you actually like trying to solve it? Cuz we're Oh my god, I forgot what orientation we were in.
233:05
Speaker A
I remember. You You do? No. Okay. So, now we're just as lost as this.
233:11
Speaker A
I was swandering. So, yeah, of course. Excuse me. Guys, guys, calm down. Calm down. Surely we can work together.
233:19
Speaker A
Why are you on fire, bro? If we all split up and then explore, we'll we'll find That's such a Sounds like a really bad idea.
233:30
Speaker A
See, I brought us I brought us all together disagreeing. Yeah. By saying something so stupid that like Oh my god.
233:36
Speaker A
Exactly. And you know what would be even stupider? If we were all lost here together. That's why we should all work together to get out of here.
233:42
Speaker A
You mean if we were all lost separately instead of together because we are currently lost. Yeah. Like Okay. These are minute details, but you got the gist of it. Collaboration is key here.
233:52
Speaker A
I guess we should just go back to the start of the maze then. Uh, and then retrace our steps so we don't get lost again. Cuz we have the compass. The compass. It only points to the start of
234:00
Speaker A
this maze. So, yeah. And then we start Maze Runner Civilization. Fire Star. If you were a character in Mazer Runner, which one do you think you'd be, dude? He'd be No, he'd be the kid. He'd be the kid, bro.
234:10
Speaker A
You I say, well, they're all kid. You You know which one I mean? Like the the character? No, no, no, no, no, no. He No, he'd be like, I think his name was like Chuck or something.
234:18
Speaker A
Okay, so then what what am I then? What am I, dude? That you're the You're the kid, bro. You're the kid. You're Chuck, bro.
234:23
Speaker A
I don't think that's his name, right? Call him Chuck. Yeah. Okay, but you just said Fire Stars Chuck, so we're both just Chuck.
234:31
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah, you're sharing his body, man. Dude, Fire Star, you going to take this?
234:39
Speaker A
Yo, stop instigating. I don't remember that character. out. So, we're forgetting. Oh, no. This is a bad thing.
234:49
Speaker A
What? Huh? That was promising. Yeah, this is where the compass is pointing. Wait, isn't it point to entrance?
234:57
Speaker A
Not anymore, I guess. I don't know. It's pointing here now. Woo. How is he always one step ahead of us?
235:11
Speaker A
Come over here, guys. Yo, don't go over. Hey, why are you walking towards him?
235:15
Speaker A
Such a terrible. Dude, he's naked. We might just pop him right here. Just let me go first.
235:23
Speaker A
Do you have any idea what this place really is? I'm going to ban you.
235:34
Speaker A
This was the last the last scenery I saw before I was taken to purgatory.
235:43
Speaker A
The place I lost everything to obtain the totem I now hold in my hand.
235:53
Speaker A
And now you have a chance to destroy it. To avenge your fallen friends. to avenge Minnitech. Jaden, you could finally get everything.
236:11
Speaker A
Everything you have worked so hard for just right over here. You can finish everything.
236:24
Speaker A
Guys, this is an obvious trap. Just go. It seems you've learned. No, I'm taking the shot.
236:29
Speaker A
Okay. Well, you could take the shot, but we should Okay. Yeah. No. Let's go. He put on his armor.
236:32
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Never mind. I'm gone. We got to go.
236:38
Speaker A
I'm gone. Oh my god. Every last one. Finish them. Uh I'm assuming we have to go up the staircase.
236:46
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my good. Yo, Egg, are you Chase? Chase. Chase. Bro, I'm going bro. I'm moving.
236:58
Speaker A
Yo, Fire Star, are you good? How are you gapping me? You're so sweating. Do they have speed?
237:04
Speaker A
Don't try. I think so. Dog, where are we, dude? Where are we going? Uh, I don't know.
237:18
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. They're here. Uh, just follow the compass. Just follow the compass. Follow me, guys. Follow me.
237:24
Speaker A
Follow me. Follow me. We don't have the compass. I do. I do. Follow me.
237:28
Speaker A
I'm out of here. Just keep flying. Keep flying. Keep flying. Fly without me. Oh my god.
237:38
Speaker A
Yo, wait. The compass. The compass changed. Oh my god. You guys go. You guys go.
237:50
Speaker A
Yo, where are we? Like the rest of y'all. You do my own thing. What?
237:56
Speaker A
Keep. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh god. Yo, where are we? Yo, Egg, where are we?
238:06
Speaker A
Place. We're in some sort of tropical forest. Wait, what? Wait, this place is familiar.
238:14
Speaker A
Wait, wait. Uh, this is Jamato took us here, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's pointing right here.
238:23
Speaker A
Wait it's What is happening? Wither cannon. It's a wither cannon. It's the wither cannon. It's the wither cannon.
238:31
Speaker A
I just said that. I think it's pointing at the portal that's in the tree.
238:42
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. My computer. It's on fire. Hey, I think we have to go through the portal. We have to go through the portal.
238:52
Speaker A
Wait, this portal leads to the underworld. No. Yo, get up. Dude, I'm at one frame.
239:01
Speaker A
My whole PC is a slideshow right now. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Are you in?
239:07
Speaker A
No. Fly up. You have an elytra. I'm at one frame. It was so Go, go, go. I got the one that was on you.
239:19
Speaker A
Oh my god. My computer can't take this. It's actually like blast. Oh my god. I'm being destroyed.
239:25
Speaker A
Go through. Go through. Go through. If you enjoyed this video and you don't want to miss what happens next, consider subscribing. Also, for the full story of the Unstable SMP, check out some of the other members who upload videos just
239:50
Speaker A
like this one.
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