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Well, good morning there, Prince Sleeps-A-Lot!
Helluva Boss S2 Finale: Sinsmas special. Stolas gets a taste of Blitzø's hitman business, Moxxie and Millie bicker, and a woman hires the I.M.P. to kill her ex-husband.
Key Takeaways
- The finale mixes holiday comedy with serious themes of family estrangement and regret.
- Stolas's arc centers on financial loss and his attempt to rebuild his relationship with Via.
- The I.M.P. business is shown as morally grey, with the hitman work providing dark humor.
What the video covers
- Blitzø and Stolas start Sinsmas with breakfast, where Stolas shows his privileged habits and the group discusses food.
- Stolas's ex-wife Andrealphus is a running joke as Stolas tries to call his daughter Via, who refuses to pick up.
- Stolas visits the I.M.P. office and learns the business by taking a call, accepting a contract to kill a woman's ex-husband.
- Stolas is distressed by his new poverty and his conflict over the murder contract.
- Moxxie and Millie, Stella and Andy, and other characters appear in comedic side scenes that show the office dynamics.
- Octavia and other characters are shown in several musical numbers and emotional moments.
- Stolas's relationship with Via deteriorates as he struggles to repair their bond.
- The episode closes with a finale that resolves multiple character arcs and sets up future conflict.
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*[Chuckling]* D'you sleep well, big bird?
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*[Yawns]* Best I could, I suppose.
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Uhhh... My, Blitz... hoohoo *[chuckles]* you sure have a lot of... horses. Is there a story behind that?
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*[ominous music building]* There is... *[ominous music building]* But it's way too long, *[ominous music building]* and way too traumatic.
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*[Cheery]* Breakfast'll be ready in a jiff! *[Faucet running]*
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Blitz? Um... would you be able to grab some-
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Grab some what?
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Nevermind!
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Okay, so I don't know what you eat, so I just made a little of everything in hopes that something works for ya.
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Got some eggs, made 'em special! Oh. Oh shit. I'm sorry. Is this- th-that's like cannibalism for you, isn't it?
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No, just rather off-putting. But it is protein, I suppose.
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Uh huh... So w-wha- what do you normally eat?
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Normally I dine on a custom diet prepared by my waiting staff; full of essential nutrients and freshly prepared rarities such as roasted vole or... fire koi? A fresh kale salad?
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Oh, nice. Anything that I can get that's affordable?
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Maybe some... rats?
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On it! I'll grab my stompers and head out to that alley this afternoon.
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Mmm, well, that'd be nice. Rats were always Via's favorite snack. Oh no! Where's your phone?
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Sorry sweetie, no talking to that deadbeat. Andrealphus! Look who's finally calling!
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Oooh! Took him this long? That's hilarious.
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He thinks he's going to talk to his daughter! *[Laughing]* Hilarious!
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Hilarious! *[Laughing]*
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Hilarious! *[Laughing together]*
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Pick up, pick up, pick up! Via dear, please pick up. Please pick up. No! No, no, no. Shit.
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Hey, hey, hey, whoa! Look, I'm sure it's gonna be okay, alright? I- I'm sure she's... she's just away from the phone right now, okay? And breathe. It'll be okay.
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*[Gentle pop music]*
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FEMALE SINGER: ♪ Oooh, ♪ ♪ you take it day by day. ♪ ♪ You got everything that you ♪ ♪ had thought you wanted, ♪ ♪ but you still feel so blue, ♪ ♪ and you don't know what to do. ♪ ♪ You're sitting at the end ♪ ♪ of the rainbow, but the pain grows ♪ ♪ and you can't help let the strain show ♪ ♪ 'Cause what else are you to do? ♪ ♪ Keep it calm, ♪ ♪ life goes on, and on, and on, ♪ ♪ nothing's wrong, nothing's wrong. ♪ ♪ So why do I still feel this way? ♪ ♪ Oooh, ♪ ♪ you take it day by day. ♪♪
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♪ you take it day by day. ♪♪
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STOLAS: Is this how everyone acts when they don't have money?
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Nope, this is how I act when I don't have money!
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*[Music fades out]* *[Bird squawk]*
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Eyyy, Stolas!! Merry Sinsmas!! Ahhh!
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What the fuck was that for?!
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Uh, it's Sinsmas! You know, the day every Hellborn celebrates and acts on their birth sin? Or any sin, whichever ones they want, honestly!
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I cannot say I'm familiar with this holiday.
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Really? Wow, rich people don't have any fun, do they?
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No, fun is free, but we can afford nice things.
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You know what might help that privileged little attitude? Paperwork! Why don't cha come on with me to the office, and help Loony with wi- wh- you know, whatever the fuck her job is?
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Eugh, you have to spend your holiday at work?
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I choose to spend my holiday at work! See, last year I set my apartment on fire, so this year we're doing it at the office. It's insured.
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Oof, oh. Son of a bitch.
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Heh, he he! Ow! Millie! *[growls]* Ouch! You're good! *[Moxxie grunting]* *[Growling]* Gna gna gna gna, I'm gonna bite you, Millie!
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You always make me watch old musicals when I wanna watch Cleaver Hand 6: Ultimate Cleavage!
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Well, you snore all the time!! Arrrrgh!
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I will wreck you!
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Not if I do first!!
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*[Both laughing]* *[Both growling playfully and giggling]* *[Millie squeals]*
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Happy Sinsmas!
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Happy Sinsmas, honey!!
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Listen up, chuckle-fucks! Today we got Stolas in the office, so I want each of your red asses on the best behavior possible.
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Uh, sir? You are literally the only one who needs to adhere to that.
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And that's detention, Mox. Millie, punch him.
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Oof! Aw!
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Good, happy Sinsmas, Mox. Now, Loony- Stolas wants to learn how to secretate, so show him how it's done.
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*[sighs]* It's literally this: Ring ring, hello? I.M.P.
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Yeah, we can kill that asshole, wanna schedule an appointment? Thursday cool? See you then, dipshit. *Click.* It's easy as sin, Blitz. Can I go with you guys if he's on the phone today?
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I mean, I- I guess?
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Yes!!
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BLITZØ: See, Stolas? Finally, something to help you out, something to do! And I can pay you for it! You could use a little money coming in, right?
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Money coming in? Oh lords... I'M POOR NOW! *[sobbing]* Oh-ho-ho-ho fuck!
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*[Phone rings]* *[gasps]* Oh, answer it, answer it! You can do it, Stolas, come on, answer the phone!
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*[choked up]* Hello, I.M.P? Yes, we can kill your asshole. Immediately, just bring it here. Thank you! Good day, ma'am.
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Uhhh... Close enough! Good job, buddy.
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You said you could kill someone immediately?
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Oh- yeah! Yes, we sure can!
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Good. Because it's Christmas.
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It's Sinsmas, lady, get it right.
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I can't stand the idea of my fucking ex-husband enjoying this sacred holiday with my daughters when he fucking left me for another man!
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Oh, well *[nervous laugh]* that sounds like something that can happen from time to time.
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And he probably cheated on me.
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*[Nervous chuckle]* Well, that's- *[Bird screech]* not really worth killing someone over though, right? I mean, cheating isn't really that big of a deal anymore, is it?
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Isn't that what this business does?
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He doesn't deserve to live that heinous lifestyle and poison my daughters with it.
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Uh huh. Look, I don't think this is a job we want to take on.
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Really? Why not? Maybe he deserves it. Selfish men like him don't deserve to- to li-i-i-i-i-i-iiive! *[sobs]*
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That... No, that's not- Ugh. Alright, fine, we'll do your shitty job, but you're paying us double, bitch.
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STELLA: *[laughing]* He's been trying to call her all fucking month and it's hilarious! *[Stella and Andy laughing]* STELLA: Fra fra fra fra fra FRA fra fra fra fra fraa!
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*[Acoustic guitar strumming]*
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♪ Your boxes packed up on the bed. ♪ ♪ Your words are in my head. ♪ ♪ Tellin' me that we'll be okay, ♪ ♪ you'll remember what you said. ♪ ♪ Or was it just another lie? ♪
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*[Drums kick in]* ♪ This place that used to be your home, ♪ ♪ would you call me on the phone? ♪ ♪ Will I hear your voice in the middle of the night ♪ ♪ when I turn off the lights? ♪
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♪ Or are you just another ghost? ♪ ♪ Ohhhh ♪ ♪ How could you lie to my face? ♪ ♪ And did our time mean nothing to you? ♪ ♪ Were you bluffing all along? ♪ ♪ That you would be there to see ♪
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♪ yourself forgiven by me ♪ ♪ if you thought that I'd take it, you were wrong! ♪ ♪ Oh, you were wrong! ♪ ♪ And when you're gone, I will be okay. ♪ ♪ I will be okay, though I'll never be the same. ♪
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♪ And I'll know that I was right to doubt you! ♪ ♪ I'll grow without you, and you'll only know my name. ♪ ♪ You always told me I'd be okay. ♪ ♪ Well, I'll be okay, though I'm not okay today. ♪
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♪ But my tears won't fall upon your shoulder. ♪ ♪ I'll just get older, and you'll only know my name. ♪♪
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*[Pills rattling]* *[Sighs]* *[Groans]*
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Ugh! Don't you have any reading material anywhere? Are we supposed to just sit here and wait? How long do they take?
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They take their time, it's a difficult business, I imagine.
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You "imagine," huh? Well, they should hurry up if they expect people to just stick around without anything to do. What a shoddy business operation!
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Ooh, here's an idea! You could shut the fuck up!
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*[Gasps]* Rude.
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*[Phone rings]* *[Gasps]* Oh! Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes! Hello?
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VOICE ON PHONE: Hey, I'm calling you about your extended warranty on your new Robo Pony 2000-
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AUGH!!
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Augh! C'mon, you suck, you fucking suck, you fucking piece of shit, move your fucking face, you goddamn sucking motherfucker- GAH!
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WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT I AM! THIS WAS SO STUPID, I CANNOT BELIEVE I COULD BE THIS FUCKING STUPID, I RUINED EVERYTHING!
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MOVE!!! YOU SHITTY DESK!! And I did it for what? These stupid, foolish fantasies!? I can't stand it any longer! I don't care what they fucking do! I'm seeing Octavia!
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I guess it's something to read.
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BLITZØ: Ahhh,
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[Loona growls] [Dragon growling] [Humming heroic tune] Da da duh dun dun! MILLIE: This is fun!
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- Alright sweetie, cover me. The prince’s knight needs his sword! [Rocket whizzing] BLITZØ: Eughhh, disgusting!
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MOXXIE: Blitz! - Whoo, impressive, Moxxie! - Catch! - Yeah Moxxie! High five- OH, woah shit!!!
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[Dragon roars] - You’ve just risked your life to save mine. - Well... So did you.
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- How dare- you pathetic, waste of lower class scum attack ME! [Hydra roars] For this, I will see aaaall your heads mounted!
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Stand down, girl! This doesn’t concern you. OCTAVIA: [grunting] ENOUGH! OCTAVIA: Stoppit! OCTAVIA: You will not. Hurt. My. Dad.
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- You are in no position to make demands of me! Imagine what your mother will say.
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- Uh huh. Exactly. Imagine what her mother will say when she finds out you got your ass handed to you by a gaggle of imps and a hellhound.
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I think that’s what folks call a- BAD LOOK! - A very bad look. [Blustering] - Ptttff, you aren’t worth my time anyway!
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But you will regret this. - Via! My brave powerful girl, I am so proud of you!
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- You lied to me. - What? - You LIED to me! You said you would never leave me.
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You promised! - Via, I- I didn’t leave you. I- I would never, it wasn’t my choice.
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- It was your choice, you chose him. - Via! No! I- I didn’t I just- I had to, you don’t understand.
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- I do understand! I understand we were never enough for you! You never loved mother and you don’t love me, you love him.
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And you needed THESE! Was this my fault that you needed these? - No! No! Never Via!
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Sweetie, please, you have always been the only good thing in my life. - So does that mean you just stayed miserable because of me?
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Was I some fucking obligation? Is that why you didn’t even hesitate when you got a chance to leave?
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- I love you Via, so, so much. Please sweetie, let me explain. - I can’t.
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You lied to me once, and you’ll do it again. Have a great fucking life with him, dad.
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- No! Via! Please! Please!! [Stolas sobbing] LOONA: Whew! That was intense. I’m gonna see if my friends can still come tonight.
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I need some drinks after what happened today. - Yeah, sure! Whatever you want, Loony. Mmkay?
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- She hates me. [Festive music] SONG IN BACKGROUND: ♪ Everyone at the sinmas party ♪ MOXXIE: You wanna try some of my home baked Sinsmas - ♪ would like a piece of pie! ♪ cookies, your highness?
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- ♪ would like a piece of pie! ♪ Eeh? Eeeh?? - ♪ But everyone at the sinsmas party ♪ - I think I’ll pass, but thank you.
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- ♪ is gonna fucking die! ♪ And you don’t need to address me like that.
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- ♪ Cause I'm making a list, ♪ - - ♪ Cause I'm making a list, ♪ - Hey, where’s Mils?
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- ♪ I'm checking it twice, ♪ - - ♪ I'm gonna make sure that nobody is nice! ♪ - - ♪ I'm gonna make sure that nobody is nice! ♪ [Faucet running] - ♪ [Muffled through door] By the time ♪ -
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- ♪ the night is through, ♪ - - ♪ I'm gonna murder you! ♪ - - ♪ Wo-oh-oh-ah!! ♪ - [Sighs] Shit.
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- Oh, hey sweetie! We’re about to start board games! - I’ll be right there baby!
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Calling the fam for Sins first. - Hay! - Hey Sal, you alone? - Uhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm...
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Yes. - Okay. Good. [Tearfully] I just need someone to talk to about something. - What’s going on?
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- [crying] I don’t know what to do. LOONA: Okay, okay! So did you see fucking Vikki’s post the other day?
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Fucking Vikki? - I swear, if she posts one more humble brag about that ugly ass car, GIGI: I’m gonna commit.
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RUSS: Cha, for real. - Oh hey sweetie, how’d the call go? - It was nice!
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You know I love you? - Love you, too! LOONA: Okay! Time for the board games… WITH DRINKS!!
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Ha ha ha, merry fucking Sinsmas, am I right? [Loona laughing] LOONA: Vikki’s such a bitch! - LOONA: Vikki’s such a bitch! BLITZØ: You know, LOONA: Vikki’s such a bitch! BLITZØ: you guys go on without me 'kay?
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LOONA: No I didn’t invite her! BLITZØ: you guys go on without me 'kay? LOONA: No I didn’t invite her! BLITZØ: I’ll just- I'm- need a moment.
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LOONA: She brings the whole party down! BLITZØ: I’ll just- I'm- need a moment. LOONA: She brings the whole party down! - - You mind if I steal?
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- Oh, when have you ever asked? - Today was a lot, wasn’t it? I-I- I know you can’t see your kid.
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And I know you did so fucking much just to save my life- STOLAS: It's okay.
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Saving you was the right thing to do. And you have risked your life for mine in return.
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You don’t need to feel any guilt for my situation, it was my choice. It was all my choice.
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I caused all of this. - Well, she’ll understand eventually. You just gotta give her time.
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- Blitz, she’s gone. For one hundred years, she’s gone. And after all that time, she’ll never forgive me.
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I’ll be a stranger to her. - You know, my twin sister... She hates me too, for something that I did.
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And I miss her every day. We were so fucking close, you know, we-- It’s a shitty feeling.
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But, you just gotta keep trying. - Yes. Of course. [Slow, festive music starts] RUSS: No "o"!
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Get your ass in here! We’re starting the games! - Yeah, I need you to show up Russ!
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- Hey, I’ll be back in just a sec, ‘kay? Sounds like, uh... They want me back in there. [Chuckles] SINGING IN BACKGROUND: ♪ You pack a bag, ♪ STOLAS: Go enjoy your Sinsmas, Blitz.
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- ♪ you say goodbye, ♪ STOLAS: Go enjoy your Sinsmas, Blitz. - ♪ you kiss me on the cheek, ♪ I’m fine.
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- ♪ you kiss me on the cheek, ♪ You don’t have to stay here with me.
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- ♪ and look me in the eye ♪ You don’t have to stay here with me.
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- ♪ and look me in the eye ♪ - - ♪ and look me in the eye ♪ What are you doing?
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- ♪ you tell a lie ♪ What are you doing? - ♪ you tell a lie ♪ - Well I can't fucking dance with you - ♪ that you will soon return to me. ♪ - Well I can't fucking dance with you
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- ♪ that you will soon return to me. ♪ Without- come here- getting inventive.
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- ♪ I loved you then, ♪ - - ♪ I love you still, ♪ - - ♪ and now it won't be long until ♪ - - ♪ you're here at last, ♪ - - ♪ you're here at last, ♪ STOLAS: Hah.
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- ♪ and then I ask: ♪ STOLAS: Hah. - ♪ and then I ask: ♪ I imagine we look ridiculous right now.
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- ♪ if your heart still burns for me? ♪ I imagine we look ridiculous right now.
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- ♪ if your heart still burns for me? ♪ [Blitzø scoffs] - ♪ if your heart still burns for me? ♪ - Yeah, like that's anything new.
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- ♪ I would travel every ring of hell ♪ - Yeah, like that’s anything new.
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- ♪ I would travel every ring of hell ♪ I mean look at me, - ♪ I would travel every ring of hell ♪ I’m like four feet tall and you?
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- ♪ I would travel every ring of hell ♪ You’re like the size of one of those - ♪ I would travel every ring of hell ♪ really very tall, tall horses.
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- ♪ just to see if you'll be mine. ♪ - Never really seemed to be an issue, - ♪ just to see if you'll be mine. ♪ [Stolas chuckles] - ♪ just to see if you'll be mine. ♪ I guess you were just…
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- ♪ just to see if you'll be mine. ♪ creative. - ♪ just to see if you'll be mine. ♪ - Only as creative as you were flexible.
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- ♪ Merry Sinsmas! ♪ - Only as creative as you were flexible. - ♪ Merry Sinsmas! ♪ [Stolas laughs] - ♪ Know that you are on my mind! ♪ [Stolas laughs] - ♪ Know that you are on my mind! ♪ -
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♪ Merry Sinsmas! ♪ ♪ Truer love is hard to find. ♪ ♪ I would travel every ring of hell, ♪ ♪ just to see if you'll be mine! ♪ ♪ Merry Sinsmas! ♪ ♪ Know that you are on my mind. ♪
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♪ Merry Sinmas! ♪ ♪ Truer love is hard to find. ♪♪
Topics:Helluva BossVivziepopSinsmasStolasBlitzøMoxxieMillieanimated seriesfinale
