Speaker A
[Slurping sounds]
Episode 11 of Helluva Boss season 2: IMP's crew is arrested and put on trial in Hell after a stolen Goetic grimoire scheme and a plot against Stolas come to light.
Key Takeaways
- The episode escalates the conflict between Blitzo's crew and Hell's elite, turning a business dispute into a criminal trial
- Stolas's secret grimoire dealings and the imp relationship are exposed, damaging his reputation
- Characters' accusations are unreliable and self-serving, leaving the audience to question who is telling the truth
- The episode mixes dark comedy with high-stakes legal and criminal consequences
What the video covers
- Stella reveals Stolas's heart was broken by an imp who was using him to gain access to his grimoire
- Stella learns the crew (I.M.P.) had been trying to usurp Stolas's power but Stolas had been hiding the imp's illegal grimoire use
- The interns are hired for free labor at a shady business that turns out to be I.M.P.
- Guards surround the I.M.P. office; the crew scrambles to hide evidence, with a jammed shredder adding to the chaos
- Blitzo and the crew flee in a van, pursued by the Reaper and other demons
- Satan presides over a trial charging Blitzo with stealing a Goetic heirloom for undocumented use in the mortal realm
- Blitzo argues the grimoire was given to him and that he was allowed to use it
- Vasago and Stella accuse Blitzo of forcing himself on Stolas and of plotting to have Stolas assassinated
- Stolas is absent from the trial, and the accusations are complicated by a hitman's testimony
- The hitman admits he was paid to kill Stolas, and Blitzo denies any involvement in the plot
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Speaker A
Hmm. You seem in good spirits today.
Speaker A
Oh, yes! Stolas has had his heart shat on by that little imp cretin he was seeing!
Speaker A
[Giggling]
Speaker A
Oh?
Speaker A
Yes, I believe he finally learnt that that filthy little beast was only using him to gain access to his grimoire!
Speaker A
[Stella cackling]
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STELLA: Fucking moron.
Speaker A
Gain- Gain access to-
Speaker A
[coughing] To his what?
Speaker A
That fancy book thing.
Speaker A
D- D- N- No wait, wait, wait, wait! Stolas was letting an imp use his Goetia given grimoire. And you didn't tell me?
Speaker A
Why do you care?
Speaker A
Because! We have been trying to figure out a means to usurp your horny ex-husband's power, and this whole time, you knew about the incredibly illegal thing he was doing, and you didn't think it might be a good idea to LET ME KNOW!?
Speaker A
WELL DON'T YELL AT ME!
Speaker A
[Slurping sounds]
Speaker A
Now you fucking know.
Speaker A
You... are... So lucky you are hot, Stella.
Speaker A
[Toy squeaking]
Speaker A
So the four of you aaare... Remind me again?
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We're interns, sir! We're looking for cool businesses to work for.
Speaker A
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what interns are, I'm not an idiot, okay? But I can't really afford new employees at the moment.
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INTERN: Oh, interns work for experience, sir.
Speaker A
Come again?
Speaker A
Experience!
Speaker A
Ohh, you mean for free.
Speaker A
Experience?
Speaker A
Well, I can't argue with free, kiddo. You're hired!
Speaker A
Sir! You need to see this.
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GUARD 1: COME OUT! WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!
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[Menacing whoosh]
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Employees of the illegal business I.M.P, you are... Hereby arrested for breaking demon law. Surrender yourselves!
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YOU GUYS ARE IN DEEP SHIT!
Speaker A
Blitz, what are we gonna do?
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GUARD 1: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!
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QUICK! HIDE EVERYTHING!
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[Rapid clicking]
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[Clang]
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[Electricity crackling]
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GUARD 2: Come out with your hands up-
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GUARD 2: We are going to beat you!
Speaker A
What?
Speaker A
GUARD 2: But only a little!
Speaker A
FUUUUCK!!!
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GUARD 2: There's nowhere to run, you little red shits!
Speaker A
[Loona panting]
Speaker A
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
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GUARD 2: We are going to beat you! But- but only a little. Maybe- maybe a lot.
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GUARD 2: Just come out!
Speaker A
I'M TRYING, I'M FUCKING TRYING!
Speaker A
[Moxxie screeches]
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The shredder is jammed!!!
Speaker A
Then figure it out, Moxxie!!
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GUARD 2: Come out with your hands up!
Speaker A
[Electricity crackling]
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[Glass breaking]
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[Glass breaking]
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[Wheezing coughs]
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BLITZØ: [Choked] C'mon, guys.
Speaker A
[Blitzø coughing]
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Blitz, they will see us!
Speaker A
Well, we can either run, or we can face the music.
Speaker A
[Electricity crackling]
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[Ghastly screeching]
Speaker A
Is this part of the job?
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BLITZØ: Get. In. The. Van. Hurry, hurry, hurry. Okay, c'mon, c'mon, we got it.
Speaker A
Where are we going?
Speaker A
Anywhere but here. Get ready for a life on the run, gang.
Speaker A
[Engine revs up]
Speaker A
[Crash]
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[Metallic clattering]
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I fucking hate you so much, Blitz.
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REAPER: Freeze, criminals.
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[Guns cock]
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[Chains rattling]
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BLITZØ: Come on, guys! This is- this is all just one big misunderstanding. Uh, is this about the orphans? 'Cause they were already sick to begin with.
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SATAN: SILENCE! We are here to sentence the criminal imp, Blitzo.
Speaker A
A-actually, sir, the 'o' is... [Satan snarls] Totally there! You nailed it, great job.
Speaker A
You and your crew are on trial for stealing a powerful Goetic heirloom for undocumented personal use in the mortal realm. How do you plead?
Speaker A
Oh, this is about the book? Ha! I didn't steal that thing! I mean, I tried, right? But since when is attempting a crime illegal, am I right?
Speaker A
Always.
Speaker A
Point is! It was given to me, okay? I was allowed to use it.
Speaker A
LIES!! Your Honor, speaking on behalf of my aggressively attractive sister: I must testify that this BRUTISH imp was forcing himself on her husband, Stolas, who, unlike a responsible and handsome Goetic demon such as myself, was too weak and ashamed to come forward about it. The poor thing.
Speaker A
WHAT?! Hey, I didn't force shit!
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[Muffled shouts]
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This vile, [Muffled shouts] hideous imp [Muffled shouts] has put his kind to shame. Committing such hardened acts to GAIN THE UPPER HAND!
Speaker A
That isn't what happened!
Speaker A
SILENCE!!
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YOGIRT: Um, Satan? Sorry. W- wh- what did we say about negative energies in our mind temple? Yeah, remember to take deeeep breaths.
Speaker A
Right, yeah. Continue.
Speaker A
Ahem. I'd like to add, Your Honor, that in addition to his unspeakable acts with our dear, beloved Stolas-
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VASAGO: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where is Stolas, anyway? Can't he speak on this himself? ¿Qué carajo? (What the hell?)
Speaker A
He... has not been informed of this trial.
Speaker A
¿Qué? (What?) Why not? If this involves him, then he should be here, no? No puedo creer... (I can't believe...) We need to summon him at once.
Speaker A
Okay, Vasago. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker A
¡NO me voy a callar, (I will NOT shut up,) pendejo arrogante! (you arrogant idiot!)
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Stella and I didn't want to put him through the trauma of facing his aggressor. Who, might I also add... [dramatic pause] PLOTTED TO HAVE HIM ASSASSINATED!
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[Muffled] What?!
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[Muffled shouting]
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Puta madre... (Motherfucker...)
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[Muffled shouting continues]
Speaker A
That wasn't him! We don't know who wanted Stolas dead, but it wasn't Blitz!
Speaker A
Oh? Well... perhaps we should ask. [Snaps] [Snake rattling]
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ANDY: The hit man himself! Who has agreed to give us his testimony in exchange for immunity.
Speaker A
It was him, alright. Paid me to kill the precious Goetia to cover up what he was doing with the uhh... um... the um... line?
Speaker A
The grimoire!
Speaker A
Yeah, that.
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Blagh! WHAT?! Look, I am an assassin, okay? If I wanted to kill Stolas, I WOULD'VE DONE IT MY-FUCKING-SELF!!
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[Crowd gasps]
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[Crying] We're gonna fucking die.
Speaker A
Hang on, that's not what I meant, okay? I'm just saying I could've totally fucking killed Stolas myself. B-but I would never do tha-
Speaker A
What a disappointment.
Speaker A
This is bullshit, guys. I've met this l'il imp dude before. He's a real wildcard, but he's a lot of fun, and I think we should hear him out. It's pro'lly not a big deal.
Speaker A
Yeah! I'm sure he has a good reason for all this.
Speaker A
MAMMON: Oh, shut up, you two. We all know you enjoy slumming it with the lower-class plebs. Unlike the rest of us, heh. Right, Levy?
Speaker A
[Chuckling]
Topics:Helluva BossVivziepopBlitzoStolasSatan trialGoetia grimoireIMPSeason 2animated seriesdark comedy
