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Howdy, Mister! Fine mornin'! Another day in paradise!
Helluva Boss S2E10 'GHOSTF**KERS': Blitzø spirals over financial ruin while the crew hunts a haunted hotel's ghost, mixing crude comedy with dark demonic humor.
Key Takeaways
- Financial stress and emotional turmoil drive the characters' conflicts and reckless decisions.
- The episode leans heavily on crude humor, parody of paranormal reality shows, and dark comedic tone.
- The hotel storyline reveals the crew's inability to distinguish supernatural threats from ordinary human danger.
- Relationships among the core cast (Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie) are tested as unresolved tensions surface.
What the video covers
- Blitzø is sulking and binge-buying taxidermy owls after a breakup, draining the pension and pushing the household toward bankruptcy.
- Moxxie panics over the financial collapse and blames Blitzø, while Millie tries to keep the peace between them.
- Blitzø insists on pursuing a haunted hotel job as a 'Ghost Fuckers' episode, using the hunt as an outlet for his emotions.
- Bethany's ghost-sucker gadget is revealed to cost thousands, and Blitzø's unpaid debts become a running gag.
- At the One Star Wonder hotel, the team poses as a film crew and meets a manager dealing with deaths they assume are supernatural.
- The crew mistakes shriveled living humans for ghosts, leading to a brawl with a couple, including a comedic clash with a 'patriot' figure.
- Dolores and Harold appear as antagonists, and the episode builds toward a reveal of a spooky voice behind the killings.
- Repeated musical bits and sexually explicit banter run throughout, reflecting the show's adult humor and tone.
- The episode ends on a cliffhanger involving Rolando's secret and a threatened death, setting up later plot developments.
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Speaker A
Oh shit, it's morning.
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Uh, yeah. Have you been here all night? And what are you doing?
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Blitz bought two hundred taxidermy owls, then said I couldn't go home until I burned [Whispering] all of them.
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[Knocking] Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more waaacky owls!
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Fuuuuuuck.
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Hey, I haven't seen you guys in a while, heh! Do you wanna hang out some-
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[Door slams] [From behind the door] Okay! That answers that, I say, I say.
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Blitz is still sulking? It's been over a month. And where is Moxxie? He didn't come home last night.
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[Moxxie screeches] Honey...? You okaaay?
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I'm stuck in a math nightmare!! [Hyperventilating] The numbers, the numbers, I can't make them add up!
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We're FUCKED!
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Come on, baby. It can't be that bad.
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He drained our pension, and used it to buy THESE!
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[Horse whinnies] Damn. I've never seen him in such bad shape.
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Bad? Bad?! This isn't bad! This is just a FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!
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I usually just give him space to work his shit out, but… you think I should talk to him?
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We're gonna get audited, we're gonna be evicted, we're going BANKRUPT! Our lives are over, Millie, all my hard work gone in a flash!
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Ohhh, I should've been a theater critic, I have objectively correct opinions. [Continued mumbling] We- we're gonna default.
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BLITZØ: Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW.
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MOXXIE: [Muffled] We're gonna default.
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BLITZØ: Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW.
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MOXXIE: And you know what,
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BLITZØ: Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW.
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MOXXIE: it's not my fault that we're gonna default.
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MOXXIE: [Muffled] IT'S HIS FAULT!
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BETHANY: Oh, ooh, okay. I am getting a real sexy energy from this room!
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Oh, there is definitely a fuckable spirit here.
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Yeah, get that spooky ghoul cock, bitch.
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MILLIE: Blitz?
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Go away!
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MILLIE: I'm comin' in.
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Read the chains!
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Blitz, what are you doing? You've been in here watching this Earth trash forever.
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I'M COPING!
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Yeaaah, well... You've "coped" away every dollar we had.
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Those plates are collectables, Millie. I'm gonna sell 'em next year for three times as much, and then I'll have something to show for it when the things I care about vanish.
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Mmmkay. You know, my mama always said, the best way to deal with being sad is the sweat and blood of hard work. Washes the tears right off.
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I don't need any of your "folksy-doksy" fucking country wisdom, Millie. I need to watch the Ghost Fuckers get dicked down by a disembodied spirit and eat my feelings till I die from a heart attack or diabetes, whichever pops my heart open first.
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I don't get it, Blitz. All this over a breakup?
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IT WAS NOT A BREAKUP! You need a relationship for one of those, and we never had that. And we never will.
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Ohhh, Blitz. [Phone ringing]
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What?!
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We have a client.
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BLITZØ: Tell them to FUCK OFF!
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Don't! I'll be right there.
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RITA: You know, my psychic told me I'd be going somewhere bad on Wednesday. I just thought she meant Baltimore, I didn't think it was HELL!
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Mhm, mhm, interesting. Oh look! Someone whose job it is to listen to you.
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What's going on?
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Okayyy! From the top. I went for my usual tarot reading last week, and-
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No, no. Fast forward to who killed you.
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Ohhh, m'okay. Yesterday I was killed by the evil ghost haunting a spooky hotel.
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Um. Ma'am. I don't know how to tell you this, but when humans die, they either end up here… or up there.
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Ohhhh, okay. I don't understand.
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She's saying ghosts aren't real, lady!
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- She's saying ghosts aren't real, lady! [Quickly approaching footsteps]
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Ghost!? I heard ghost. Where's the ghost I can fuck- er, hunt?
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Blitz, calm down! Someone killed this lady, but it wasn't-
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Millie! Let me have this.
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But-
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[Deep breath and sigh] Alright, so tell me what it looked like, starting with its hotness and tightness. How many- how many abs would you say you witnessed?
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Well. At least he's out of his office!
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I don't know if this is a good idea.
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He'll be fine. We'll check the place out, see what passes on Earth for creepy, and Blitz will get all this out of his system. You just need to keep an eye on Moxxie, he's a little-
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BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY!
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Upsetti.
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I don't take orders from you, grandma.
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Look, I can't keep both of them out of trouble at the same time. I need your help. Please?
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Get in, loser, we're going ghost fuckin'!
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Ugh. Fine. I'll watch the nerd. But you're the one cleaning off the van.
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Thanks. Loona.
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Don't get used to it!
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[Magical whoosh] Let's gape this hole wide open!
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[Tires screeching] [Crash]
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BLITZØ: We're here. Huh, interesting. Aren't we supposed to be at a haunted hotel?
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[Spooky music] Oh-ho, yeah, this place is gonna be ripe with fuckable spirits. I gotta get a reading.
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Blitz, look. I know this is fun and all, but come back to reality. You do know ghosts aren't real, right?
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But they are.
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Oh my fucking Satan. What is that?
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You like it? It's Bethany Ghost-Fucker's ghost sucker: nine thousand. Sure to get you a ghost after a ghost gets you… off. Only set me back a couple thousand!
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A couple what?! You haven't paid me in a month.
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Uh oh! Looks like it sucked all the fun outta you. Now hurry up and put this on, those ghosts aren't gonna fuck themselves.
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[Deep breath] He needs this. He needs this. He needs this.
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[Lightning strike and spooky music] Welcome to the One Star Wonder, where it's a wonder we still have that star. How may I help you today?
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[Valley accent] We're filming a very special episode of my hit show, and we're gonna need access to every room in this dump.
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Christ, you Hollywood assholes are pushy little pricks. I can't just give you keys to every ba- Well, snap me in half! You're Bethany Ghost-Fucker from that one show…
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It's called Ghost Fuckers, idiot.
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No, but you're getting close. Anyway, I am glad to see you folks. We've been having more disturbances than usual lately.
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What kind? Se- sexy disturbances?
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The kind that are killing my guests. [Spooky screams]
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Well, there definitely ain't no such thing as ghosts. But we'll get to the bottom of what's killing your guests.
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[Valley accent] Uh, yeah, except ghosts are real, camera man.
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They're a conspiracy, Bethany.
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[Valley accent] Uh, then what do I plan on fucking tonight, camera man? Ah! Where's my lube?
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Look, real or not, this shit needs to stop.
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[Valley accent] Uh, then we'll need those keys, cocksucker. [Valley accent] Every last one of them, keys and condoms, hand 'em over.
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Oh, I just can't tell you how glad I'll be to be rid of them. Just do me a flavor and clean up any fluids left behind. They already killed my last cleaning lady, now I'm stuck with this.
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[Labored breathing]
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[Millie and Blitzø in unison] Eugh.
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Buh- buh- bitch- bitch!
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Poor thing can't even blink.
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[Valley accent] No promises! Heh. Come along, Mil- …ton.
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Blitz, we have a job to do.
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Blitz, we have a job to do. [Phone ringing] Someone killed that lady, and it wasn't no phantom, so we should be tracking-
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Woah! Mils, just 'cause you're a hick doesn't mean you can drop that f-bomb all willy-nilly. They hate that word.
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I- what? What "F"?
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Sh-shh- sh, shut your bigot mouth, I'm gettin' a reading.
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Hold on, there might be someone in there!
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Yeah, you bet your ass there's someone in there! A ghost, about to get a mouthful of si... si... I don't know, SOMETHING SEXUAL! LOOK ALIVE, YOU UNDEAD COCK SLEEVE!
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[Couple shrieks] [Valley accent] Prepare to get sucked off to the astral plane- BITCH!
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Oh my, Delores!
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Dammit, Blitz, they aren't ghosts! These are just shriveled humans! No offense.
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Think you're pretty slick, huh? You looking for a fight? I'll give you a fight!
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[Sighs] Let's leave these two- oof!
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I fuckin' beat the Nazis, and I'll beat you too, bitch!
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Look out, Millie, he's a patriot!
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Get him, Harold!
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DOLORES: Get back here, you red, little shit! Get back here! AHHHHH!
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[Funky music] How dare you hurt my Hermie, I mean Humie, I mean… fuck!
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♪ I've got longing and desire, ♪
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DOLORES: Why am I cha
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SPOOKY VOICE: So-ho. Figured it out, have you? A bit out of your depth, aren’t you little ones?
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[Creepy laughter] - Damn our tiny fucking legs! ROLANDO: You know my secret, I guess you gotta die like all the reeest!
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[Blitzø grunts and coughs] Oh, this is fun! [Rolando laughs] - Atta girl, Mils! - No thatta, bitch!
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[Maniacal laughter] You call yourselves assassins! Eenie, meenie, miny… mo. Welcome to the show, asshole.
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I hear this one’s a real titillator. - Blitz! - Looks like someone’s trying to ruin our good time.
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That was a nice heart to heart y'all had earlier. Be a shame if you went and ruined it like you always do.
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[Ronaldo cackling] - Are you oka- AHH! - Oh the filthy little Wrathian wants to help!
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You can’t help anyone, you’re just the muscle remember? It’s all you and your imp kind are good for, you said it yourself.
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I’m in his mind, bitch, I see everything. Every thought, every opinion, and boy- does he have some nasty shit to say about you.
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[Maniacal laughter] - No, STOP! - Your level of insecurity is intoxicating. I can’t wait to see how you taste when you drive away the one person left who puts up with your bullshit.
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- He thinks you’re a brute! Too stupid to do anything but kill! You never should’ve left the farm!
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You’re nothing but a backwards, filthy, inbred, lowborn, fucking hick! [Millie chuckles] - Ya done?
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- Excuse me? Nobody cares about you or what you want, they’re too caught up in their own misery to even remember you exist.
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- Now look here, combover. You may think you know everything, but you missed two.
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One: your words don’t mean shit to me, and two: Blitz can handle this! So buckle up, buttercup!
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- Ugh, good work Mils. Oh-ho! Ah FUCK, IT’S ME! - Oh! Shit, sorry! [Millie chuckles] Good to have you back, boss.
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- You little ass plugs are done for. You’re dead, Bethany! - Well that’s where you’re wrong.
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I ain’t Bethany Ghost-Fucker. Tonight I’m Blitz DEMON-DICKER! [Electricity crackling] [Rolando screaming] [Screaming turns distorted] And THAT’S how you get GHOST-FUCKED!!
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- Let’s go home. - Yeah, fuck hotels. - So I’m your best friend, huh?
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- What do you think? - I think… I- I’ve never had a real friend that I didn’t wanna fuck.
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- That mean you’re not gonna try to be our third anymore? - No. Not anymore.
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- The bird got to you that bad, huh? - I guess. - Sooo, you gonna keep stalking us all the time?
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- Well you know, your husband is still a little fuckable. - Yeah, he is.
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I hope he’s doing okay. - I did it? I did it! I finally figured it out!
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- You uh... You forgot to carry the two there. TV NARRATOR: Now back to Ghost Fuckers, The Musicaaaal!
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[Moxxie gasps] [Piano] MAN: Bethany! This is it! Let the spirits fill you! BETHANY: Oh my god, I’m gonna do it!
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I’m gonna fuck a ghost. ♪ My spirit box is humming hot! ♪ ♪ Drippin' down my thigh. ♪ ♪ The portal gapes, my body aches! ♪ ♪ C’mon ghost, give me a try! ♪ ♪ I’m ready! ♪ ♪ I wanna fuck a ghost! ♪
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MAN: Bethany, the spectrometer’s going crazy! This ghost has huge dead dick energy! BETHANY: Hot!
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♪ You can take me from beyond! ♪ ♪ Lemme taste your ectoplasm. ♪ ♪ I want the dick that no one gets! ♪ ♪ Make me polter-gasm. ♪ ♪ I’m ready! ♪ ♪ I wanna fuck a ghost! ♪
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ENSEMBLE: ♪ She’s ready! ♪ ♪ She wants to fuck a ghost. ♪ BETHANY: ♪ ‘Cause we’re ghost fuckers! ♪ ♪ We love fuckin ghosts! ♪ ♪ Yeah, we’re ghost fuckers ♪ ♪ They’re really dead, ♪ ♪ and we’re really horny! ♪
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♪ No silly laws of god or man, ♪ ♪ can keep us from our sexy plan! ♪ ♪ To up slicking a spectral slut, ♪ ♪ we can’t wait to ghost-bust a nut! ♪ ♪ I’m ready! ♪ ♪ I wanna fuck a ghost! ♪
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♪ Yeah I do, I’m ready! ♪ ♪ I wanna fuck a- ♪ ♪ Yeah, I wanna fuck a- ♪ ♪ Yeah, I wanna fuck a- ♪ ♪ I wanna fuck a- ♪ ♪ Yeah, I wanna fuck a- ♪
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♪ Oh I wanna fuck a- ♪ ♪ [Sexually] Yeah! I wanna fuck a- ♪ Oh god! Oh my god that was way too cold, I totally regret it.
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But hot. ENSEMBLE: ♪ Oh yeah, she fucked a ghost. ♪♪
Topics:Helluva BossVivziepopGhost FuckersBlitzøMoxxieMillieanimationadult animationhaunted hotelcomedy
