Speaker A
Princess Rap Battle
Epic rap battle between Galadriel and Leia, featuring witty insults and pop culture references from Middle Earth and Star Wars.
Key Takeaways
- The video creatively pits two iconic princesses from different franchises against each other in a rap battle.
- It uses humor and references to highlight the strengths and weaknesses of both characters.
- The battle showcases strong female characters through witty and explicit lyrical exchanges.
- Pop culture knowledge enhances the enjoyment of the rap battle.
- The video is intended for mature audiences due to explicit content.
Summary
- The video is a rap battle between Galadriel from Lord of the Rings and Leia from Star Wars.
- Galadriel boasts about her power as the Lady of Light and mocks Leia’s human strength.
- Leia counters by highlighting her leadership in the Rebel Alliance and jabs at Galadriel’s reliance on men.
- Both characters trade insults referencing their respective universes, including Sauron, Obi-Wan, carbonite, and Alderaan.
- The battle includes humorous digs about movie re-edits, runtime, and iconic costumes like Leia’s gold bikini.
- Leia raps about her mastery with a blaster and mocks Galadriel as a ‘hippie hobbit-humper.’
- Galadriel uses her mystical powers and references her ability to see the past, present, and future.
- The rap battle is filled with explicit language and clever wordplay.
- The video features Whitney Avalon and Sara Erikson performing the characters.
- The tone is comedic and competitive, blending fantasy and sci-fi pop culture.
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Speaker A
Galadriel
Speaker A
Versus Leia
Speaker A
Let the rap battle begin!
Speaker B
One does not simply walk into this fight.
Speaker B
I'm the baddest bitch in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light.
Speaker B
I look better in white, you should flee from my sight.
Speaker B
I'll strike you down like Obi-Wan, 'cause I'm colder than carbonite.
Speaker B
You battle me? You're not strong enough.
Speaker B
A human break an elf? You don't live long enough.
Speaker B
You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair.
Speaker B
By the time I end this line, you will love me and despair.
Speaker C
Calm down, grandma, you're ugly when you're mad.
Speaker C
Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad.
Speaker C
What a strong female character, obsessed with a ring, and you had to send a group of men to fix everything.
Speaker C
When Sauron took over, you hid in a tree.
Speaker C
I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy.
Speaker C
When I am done with you, you will be nothing but a crater.
Speaker C
My words explode like bombs, I'm a verbal detonator.
Speaker B
What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?
Speaker C
Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits.
Speaker C
We're on movie number seven, while you're still on your sixth.
Speaker B
Yes, but unlike you, we don't pretend that three don't exist.
Speaker C
You're like a Stormtrooper 'cause your shots never hit.
Speaker C
I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its shit.
Speaker C
I'll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her, I'm a master with a blaster, you're a Renn Faire disaster.
Speaker C
I walk in the sky while you're stuck on the land.
Speaker C
Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland.
Speaker C
No lightsaber needed to take you out.
Speaker C
Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout.
Speaker B
I will...
Speaker B
Never give in to your Jedi mind trick.
Speaker B
And after Jabba's eager tongue, you should know when you're licked.
Speaker B
My lyrics so wet, I'm like a rhyming typhoon.
Speaker B
How's Alderaan doing?
Speaker B
Sorry, too soon?
Speaker B
I see things that were, things that are, things that may be.
Speaker B
I'm fully operational, it's over, baby.
Speaker B
You shall not pass.
Speaker D
Challenge another.
Speaker B
You can kiss my ass.
Speaker B
Pretend it's your brother.
Speaker A
Princess Rap Battle
Topics:GaladrielLeiaPrincess Rap BattleWhitney AvalonSara EriksonLord of the RingsStar Warsrap battlepop cultureexplicit lyrics
