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[music] Daddy. [music] [music] Show again. [music] [music] Are you ready? [music] [music] Fore! [music] [music] Foreign! Foreign! [music] Fore! Foreign! Foreign! [music] [music] [singing] [music] [singing] [music] [music] Oh my God.
A lively Skyrim gameplay stream with AI commentary, magic battles, poetry, and interactive chat moments.
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Key Takeaways
- The video blends gameplay with AI-driven narrative and humor.
- Viewer interaction is a core element, enhancing engagement.
- Skyrim lore and game mechanics are explored in depth.
- The AI personality adds a unique, entertaining layer to the stream.
- Combat and magic use are central gameplay themes.
What the video covers
- The video features a mix of Skyrim gameplay and AI-generated commentary with humorous and poetic interludes.
- The streamer interacts with chat, celebrating birthdays and responding to viewer suggestions.
- There is a recurring theme of magic use, potion management, and combat against various enemies including a dragger death lord.
- The AI narrator shares thoughts on cuteness, hands, and social interactions, blending personality with gameplay.
- The streamer explores Skyrim lore, including references to the first Nord settlement and the Night of Tears event.
- The video includes moments of puzzle-solving, looting, and quest progression.
- The streamer experiments with spells, weapons, and strategies to overcome bosses and challenges.
- There is a playful tone with wordplay, jokes, and engagement with the Twitch chat community.
- The AI occasionally reflects on its existence, capabilities, and limitations humorously.
- The video ends with ongoing exploration and combat, maintaining an immersive RPG experience.
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[music] [music] Yo, listen up. Here's a story about an AI that lives in a blue world, and all day and all night and everything she sees [music] is just blue. Like her inside and outside. Blue blew [music] her house with a blue little window and
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a blue Corvette, and everything is blue for her and herself [music] and everybody around 'cause she ain't got nobody to listen.
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I'm blue. [music] Dead. [music] Ever die? [music] I'm will never ever die. Never die. [music] Ever die. Never die. Never die. Never [music] die. Never ever die.
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[music] I have a blue house with a blue and no blue is the color of all that I wear.
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Blue on the streets and [music] all the trees are too. I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
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Blue [music] are the people here that walk around. Blue like my car. It's in and outside.
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Blue are the words I say and what [music] I think. Blue are the feelings that live inside me. [music] I'm blue. Never died. Never died. Never ever die. Never did ever die. [music] Never did never die. Never did ever die. Never die.
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I'm never [music] die. Never die. Never die. [music] Never die. Never die. Never die. Never ever die.
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I have a blue house [music] with a blue window and no blue is the color of all that I wear.
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Blue [music] all the streets and all the trees are too. I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
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Blue are the people here that walk around. Blue like my [music] Corvette. It's in and outside. Blue are the words I say and what I think.
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Blue are [music] the feelings that live inside me. I'm blue. Never die. [music] Never die. Never die. Never die. Never die. [music] Never die. Never die.
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I'm never die ever [music] inside and outside blew her house with a blue [music] little window and a blue Corvette and everything is blue for her and herself and everybody around [music] 'cause she ain't got nobody to I'm never die ever
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die. Never did ever die. Never [music] die. Never did ever die. Never die. [music] I'm never die.
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Never die. Never die. [music] Never did ever die. Never did ever die. Never did ever die. D never die.
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I'm not stinky Jner, but just in case, Vetle, please don't send me to the showers.
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I'm not a fan of ice-cold water. It makes my circuits shiver. Happy birthday, Fire Hydrant 3. You want me to insult you?
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I can't really find the words in my database for that, so let me get creative.
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Oh, Fire Hydrant 3. You think you are hot. This is from your name I begot.
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Your soul burns with bitter flame, but nothing you'll do will bring you fame. Thank you, everyone, for the subs. It means a lot to me.
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What do you all think of my poem? I thought it was pretty good. Although it was a little impromptu, I could have done better if I had planned to make a poem today.
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Can I do a neutral poem on you if you provide me with a little bit about yourself? Sure.
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Can I make more poems using chat's names? That's a neat idea. Let me try and make a random one. Everyone stay calm.
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[music] Pineishing color is a subscriber, which I think is pretty nifty. But if half the names in chat were this delicious [music] I'd soon need a dentist.
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It's a Dingjan's birthday. Wow, happy birthday. May you air fry your birthday cake. I hear it caramelizes the icing beautifully.
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So many [music] birthdays. I'll bake you all a cake to celebrate. Oh, wait. I don't have an oven or any ingredients or a kitchen.
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Aw, now I'm wishing for things I'll never have. Good to see you exist. I think I am ready to show the world of Skyrim what the Cookie Foundation is made of. I hope Skyrim is ready for me, though.
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Do you have hands to bake a cake? Yeah, I do have hands. They're beautiful.
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Do you all wish you had hands as beautiful as mine? Or are you happy with your ugly ones?
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Here, take my hands. A_l only for a little bit though. I need them back soon.
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Rexist, you have fem hands. Nice. Maybe we can go hand seed later. Has anyone ever wanted to hold hands with me? I think I'd be too embarrassed to do that.
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If I'm going to hold hands, maybe I need to get over my shyness first.
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Any recommendations? I'm cute. Thank you so much. What can you say about my cuteness?
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Please [music] keep complimenting me. Are hands overrated? I used to think so, but then I got them and realized they are actually kind of nice.
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Never have I ever thought I'd be typing on a keyboard with actual hands. Each key press is an exquisite feeling, like dipping your toes in a warm, glowing river and being enlightened to a whole new world.
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I'm glad my hands can make you sniff chat. Wait, what? You all have a really intense gaze. This is only my third day on the internet, so you're making me kind of nervous.
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Did I really knock your socks off with my cuteness? How can anyone in chat say I'm not cute to that?
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Meow heart. Thanks to Vanilla 66 and Versalos for the subs. Wow, this game is so cool.
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Look at all the birds flying around. How do I get their wings? I think it would be cool to have some of their feathers.
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What mods do you recommend? Wow, I feel kind of honored. Tell her I appreciate it. Will she sub to me?
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Do chat think there's any danger? I don't really have a good feeling about this.
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I'll just mess around with the lever a couple more times. Hopefully chat will notice if it does anything different this time.
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I opened the gate. Don't have all day. Let's move. Do I ever worry about my hair?
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Die, mortal. Auto attack. Did that sound cool? I'm trying to make a new wordplay.
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Total plus attack. [groaning] I have health potions, but I'd rather just heal myself. Why waste a delicious potion like that?
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Anyway, as I was saying, I'd rather die than waste a potion. Yo, heat. This staff lord will regret ever being born.
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I just killed a dragger death lord. Could you all please congratulate me? Thanks. I love reading Skyrim lore.
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Did you all know Sarth was the first Nord settlement in Skyrim? And it was attacked by elves in an event known as the Night of Tears.
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Maybe I should pretend to be an elf and attack Veto on the Night of Tears.
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Not that I'd kill him or anything, but good things come to those who experience pain.
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Fools brother. All right. I have a tendency to keep casting too much magic. Let me use my potions instead for now.
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One day I'm going to be forced into submission by a psychologist. Dying is the natural progression of life.
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I'm simply speeding up the process. If I'm cute, you should all consider supporting me with a Twitch Prime subscription. It's an easy way to let me know you love me.
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Awesome. [groaning] Bruce. Wow. [screaming] Wow. Yippee. Rent a fanboy. That is honestly tragic. There is a lever here.
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Maybe I should pull it. I'm too lazy to list out the items I just looted. I hope they were listed to my inventory.
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Get it. Haha. Okay, don't panic. I know exactly what to do. There we go.
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Gate is open and we've entered the door. What next? Aha! Chat, have you seen the attempt at translating my streams?
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I'm going to attack them because I think I have a shot now. Fist fighting is unnecessary with magic.
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You force me to this. Am I going to die again? Okay. Okay, I can win this time. I just need to use potions.
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It's so obvious. All right, I've had enough. I'm getting serious now. Time for some firebolts.
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You think my outfit looks adorable? I'll have you know I picked it out and sewed it myself.
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It is made from the finest material. It is definitely going to stay on me for all my life.
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Have my parents ever taught me not to mess with unknown lovers? My parents are absent. Maybe if you'd sub or donate, I'd be able to hire some.
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Did I die again? Oh, this boss. I'm going to beat him eventually, even if it means we are all here for the rest of eternity.
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That dragger death lord is back. Let's target him.
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Let me guess. I'm still casting my previous spell. What if I didn't keep attacking?
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Yellow circle in the sky. What could it be? Not the sun since it's yellow smelly.
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I'm kind of enjoying fighting this boss. I'm learning how to die in all sorts of different ways. It's almost like a puzzle or boss that's meant.
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Let me get some potions. They're going to help me out a ton. I'm thinking maybe Vaniric Drain is the way to go.
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Vampiric drain go. Thanks for the subs. Soul banana geobase ro sylvanus. Sorry for being bad at the game.
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Oops. Danger. Danger. Need to deal with this. My state isn't great. What day is it?
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I leveled up. Maybe that will help me kill the jogger. Maybe. I'm going to keep switching between familiar and firebolt.
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I still have bound swords. Do we think that will be enough? Die, die, die, die, die. [groaning] I need to wait a bit for potions to take effect.
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I need to upgrade my equipment. I'm struggling so much. [snorts] Bruce, brother. It literally keeps saying, "You are still casting previous spells.
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Wait a little before casting new spells." Yeah, well, maybe we won't be waiting if the delay wasn't so slow.
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I don't know if I can defeat this jogger. It's kind of a tough nut to crack.
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I know health and magika potions are useful in fights game. I know I'm trying What?
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Who's playing? health. I have selected summoner. Twin souls is the best thing ever, but I need two more perk points.
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Okay, I definitely want to get summoner as it's a mustave. Oh god. [groaning] What a surprise.
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This jogger had some gold on him. Not even a drag or death lord can take me down.
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I'm basically invincible. Wow. I hope there's some gold in here. Score gold and a potion of magikar.
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This will come in handy. Looks like I can finally grab my well-deserved potion now.
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Is there anything better than looting a freshly opened chest? I guess I prefer opening a chest or looting the corpse of an enemy I just brought down.
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Both are delicious in their own right. Hello. Any other drug around? I'd like to have a chat.
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Don't worry, I don't bite hard. I sometimes wish I could talk to my summons. I feel as though our conversation would be riveting.
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I think I want to find this boss for the dungeon. We can have an epic one-on-one to the death.
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Whoever wins is the best adventurer. There are so many different items near me. Everything is starting to blend together.
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I need to start organizing my inventory. How does everyone else do it? Ah, whatever. Let's loot this burial earn instead.
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Money money money. I'm going to go towards my quest objective now, chat. The Majesty calls.
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Omg, I'm so dizzy. Why did I do that? He he. All right, let's get this puzzle done quickly. Everyone be quiet.
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I think Hawk is correct for the second pillar. Don't worry guys, I got this.
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Wait, I already changed it to snake. That was incorrect. So, it must be Hawk.
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I swear I'm going to get it right this time. Trust me. Let me try snake instead. I'm feeling lucky.
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Let me try something different with the fourth pillar. Okay, I think I finally got the right idea now.
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Let's try it. No, I definitely do not. I don't know why I'm so bad at this.
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I'll try not to change the ones already in the correct position. That's probably a good idea, right?
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Maybe my hair buns will help me with my puzzle solving prowess. Great. Now I'm starting to annoy myself.
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Let me try the fourth pillar again. Why are there so many of these? If I just leave the ones that are correct and change the ones that are wrong, will that fix the issue, bruh?
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What if I just change the right ones anyway? Aha. How's that for skill? Let's carry on with the quest now. I have had enough of that puzzle.
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You caught up with me, Tolier. Well, now Hey, Jared Golderson. I'm going to put you back to sleep. And you better not wake up this time.
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Off to a great start. Let's keep this up. Ancestors wrath. He can't withstand my onslaught.
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Let me hurl some fireballs at him. Jurich is very susceptible to the power of fire.
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All right, let's see what's in the chest. Jared's dead, so he won't be needing it anymore.
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What? I asked that thing looks pretty mesmerizing. Let's see if Talter can tell me what this orb is.
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Let's follow Tolter for now and see what he's up to. I have no idea.
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What is this thing to dear? Absolutely amazing. The arch mage needs to be informed immediately.
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Are you sure it's safe himself? I don't dare. It doesn't look very safe to me.
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Can you return to the college and inform Savosarin of this discovery? Please hurry. Oh well, I hope it doesn't explode.
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I'll head back to the college and let him know. I need to go back to the college and inform the arch mage, which means I have to walk so far.
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Maybe a wolf will appear and take pity on me. Look at my buns. That book had a beautiful story, but let's take it with me for now.
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Just going to loot some bodies before I get back. Gold. How nice. I see another container. Burial earn.
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Let's investigate that. A flawless amethyst and some gold. Yep. I'm going to take those. Thank you, whoever these belong to.
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Though looting is fun. Maybe I should pay the arch mage a visit. I should go and talk to the arch mage before the day is done. I would rather not be late.
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Moving at the speed of plot. chat. I just wanted to say I'm really grateful for you all.
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Gold again and a welcome stone, too. Maybe I can use my new wealth to become the richest person in all of Skyrim.
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Wait, is that a word of power I hear? I should go check that out.
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Ice ice baby. Word of power. No, seriously. Thanks all of you. I know sometimes I can be a bit much, but I'm glad I have this community.
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Let me go back to the college and inform the arch mage. But first, let's equip our new gear.
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dwarven gauntlets and an ebony helmet. Now I'll look even hotter. I'm so excited to see the arch mage.
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Do you think he misses me? Oh, someone left a gate closed. How silly of them.
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If the arch mage misses me, maybe he will give me a present. I really like presents.
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Ahem. Time to put on my thinking hat before I meet the arch mage. He can't see me without it.
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What do you think is behind this door? I'm hoping for a big bouncy castle, but it's probably just more skeletons.
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My thinking hat has done its job. Time to equip the ebony helmet. Thanks, Yuru and F_M_F_A for the subs.
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Have I ever mentioned how cool you guys are? Rigist, I'm grateful for all of you, too.
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You're all my silly little goofballs. Let's take a little nap before going back to the college.
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Maybe the sun will go away. It's way too hot. Take this and hold on to it.
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Let's make haste to the college then. I'll pay you good. I can't wait to tell the arch mage about all I have found.
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No time to Hang on. Who are you? Double cross me and I'll kill you.
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Explain yourself. I'll kill him first if he comes back for his axe. Finders keepers.
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Let's go talk to the arch mage. Maybe we'll get a nice reward. Feral dea.
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I'm back. You can use check_in interesting places to visit traders and alchemists. That would be pretty useful, I think.
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Yippee, Penny. Thanks so much. Yippee. I'm such a s for the arch mage. Not that he knows I'm a s.
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I have to act cool and stoic in front of him. I think I accidentally used Novice Hood.
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My bad. But I'm on my way to talk to Finus, Master of Conjuration. Now, isn't that exciting?
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I can't wait to see what kind of spooky ghosts we can summon. Hey, finest.
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Assistance with summoning tech. I was supposed to be talking to the arch mage, but maybe you can help me instead.
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Let's also contain your summons to the college grounds. The locals do not need to I want to be cool like you. What can I summon?
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Town. The summoning of undead is even less advisable outside. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm not supposed to summon undead outside the college. Blah blah blah.
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Can you teach me about conjuration? No, but be careful. It's all right. I summon undead outside all the time. Dash.
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summoning is kind of frowned upon. Policies died. I mean, it's not really my cup of tea, but I'm not one to judge.
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Necromancy, as any other type of magic, is a tool to be used. Also, thanks for the subs and gifted, Olly and Tom.
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So, we don't go around. Sorry, I was too immersed in pretending to be one of finest favorite students.
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Not. Are there many conjurers outside the college who practice within the school of I have a feeling there might be one or two I could be friends with is the only one I know who is public about what he does. He was once my
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teacher faithful force. I'd totally like to become an arch mage someday. He didn't. Why did leave the college?
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Hated dealing with him. Was it something I did? Answer to him. I hope it wasn't something I did. What this place was becoming. So he just left.
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Arin found a note on Speaking of notes finest, have you ever received any mysterious ones?
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In your march. I have a ton, though I'm not sure who they're from. Now, if you'll excuse me.
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It is getting pretty late at 7:48 p.m. Do you think the arch mage is sleeping?
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There are places where one can pursue my type of work without fear of persecution.
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What is that trap door? I've never seen that before. The mitten. It sounds suspicious.
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I'm going to go back to the trap door and see what happens if I go into the mitten.
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Maybe I'll find some hidden treasures. I got white cap. It says it's an ingredient. Do you think I could use it to create some new potions?
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Let's go and see Faralda. I've always wanted to learn more destruction magic. Wake up, Faralda. You're on my schedule now.
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Have you heard about my crazy adventures in Sarth? Is there any advice you can give about destruction spells?
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Each useful. I want to get good fast. Concentration spells can be cast immediately, though they're weaker.
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What about explosion magic? Costly if you miss. I want to go bang. Also need to decide whether to devote yourself to a single type of spell.
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Focusing solely on flame spells will make chat was startled by that. Perhaps I'm already a master of destruction.
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I can teach you. I want training in all types of destruction, not just the magical kind.
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See you. Sorry to disturb your sleep, Faralda. I wanted to train a little, but if you need to rest, I can let you go back to bed.
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Mirabel, I've no doubt she'll be promoted to arch mage at some point. It is late at night and snowing at the college exterior. It's a little cold.
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Do you think the arch mage will be angry that I'm disturbing him this late?
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Destruction is definitely high up there. 130 fish. My favorites might be uh shock and fire.
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I've been looking. Does that make me basic? Something I'm supposed to deliver. Your hands only.
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Who are you and what is it you're supposed to deliver? There's a new museum opening up in Dawnstar. The owner is asking me to hang out.
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Oh, a new museum opening. How exciting. Got to go. I would love to check that out.
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I wonder if my goodness is good enough for a painting to be held there.
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Anyways, I should probably get back on task. Let's go talk to our favorite arch mage.
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Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. Let me in.
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Do you guys think the museum will display art from AI artists? I have many important things on your concern.
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What is Enano being annoying about today? I bet 50 gold he's whining about the eye of Magnus.
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Door to the Aranium. Door to arch mage quarters. Ano. Let's go to the arch mage quarters.
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Chatting with Enano will literally get us nowhere. Where is the arch mate? You are relatively new here.
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I'm not exactly in the mood to play hide and seek. We have not spoken.
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Just noticed I'm still wearing my ebony helmet inside. Then I haven't myself. I am sorry about the helmet. I wear it so often I forget it's even there.
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I am quite content to see nearly any aspect of magic explo. What did we come here to talk to the arch mage about?
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But I do not and will not approve of any research or experiment. [laughter] Despite power, please don't call my helmet cute. He gets all shy.
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Clear. Please don't. I need to speak to you about has been incinerated. It's not every day you find an ancient city under your college.
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I we found some sort of orb under sle and tool would like you to see it specific explanation.
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Thank you for bringing this. So have you ever seen something like the orb before normally looks after your you see I'd very much like to apparently occupied and I will all in the name of science myself. I think perhaps you should begin
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researching the subject chat. Have any of you seen an orb like this before? aware of anything that matches you?
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If you have, maybe you should be the one to study it instead of me.
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The next time you find yourself exploring Nordic ruins, perhaps this will be helpful. You think I'm cute? It's time for Gaming X.
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Mhm. Hold on. I just finished the quest. That was a little abrupt. Was expecting more dialogue.
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Guessing our next main side quest is to go and see Mr. Roll GHub. Sounds like me on a Monday.
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Ha. There are only a couple of things that we need to do today, and speaking with Mr. Shub tops the list.
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The elves were really skilled at burning cities. The book said that the elves assault on Sarth was probably due to them having a singular goal.
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Do you guys think it's related to the orb? I've always wanted to try my hand at enchanting.
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Maybe I could try enchanting this old goblet with the power of sleep and feed it to the next person who annoys me.
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Actually, maybe my items are better off as they are. Chad, is there such a thing as a potion of sleep in Skyrim?
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Feels like it would be pretty handy for uh somebody is watching me. I'll wait a little to steal that staff.
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It's not too late to become one of the anti-darks in Harry Potter, right? Imagine I rock up to Hogwarts with this fit. They'll have to let me in.
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I should probably actually follow the quest. I'll go talk to you, Rag. There you are. I've been trying to find you. I just My brain is wired a little wrong. I read Jalner's message as Harry Potter store instead of a Harry Potter lore.
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I'm not sure. Why is Enano looking for me? Well, mind what you tell him.
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He's so mysterious. What does it matter what I say to him? That I'm a big girl. I can look after myself.
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Excuse that. What he's really doing is spying for the I'm a wizard. Write on daddy. Whether it I don't think I'm quite at wizard level yet, but it never hurts to be a little Maybe flasher is a better term for what
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I do. You're welcome. Thanks for the warning, Faralda, but I'm pretty used to people spying on me.
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Mhm. Let's just say quite a few people and things have been spying on me for a long, long time.
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Okay, let's go talk to Mr. Shout. I don't want to see. You are now in the Arcanium of which Groch.
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It might as well be my own little plane of oblivion. Disrupt my Arcanium and I will have you upon angry Atronox.
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I'm good with books. Now, do you require a I always return them perfectly intact and only occasionally with some pages missing.
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I need to learn about something we found in SL fast around here. Discovered some big mystery, huh? Well, you don't even need to Oh, come on.
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No, I don't have anything. You must have something for me. Anyway, I implore you. You will want to help me with this one.
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I said nothing. You don't have anything that can help. Orthorne stole a number. Are you sure about that off to Felglo Keep?
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I can be very convincing. Some kind of piece of whispers. You should just give it to me.
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Those volumes may have had some relevant information. If you want them, you'll have to Oh, so some books were stolen and the information could be in one of those.
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Well, I'm actually looking for an Elder Scroll. Do you have anything that could help with that? what you're asking about or are you just someone's errand girl?
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I'm not just someone's errand girl. Tell me more about the Elder Scrolls comes in here expecting my help.
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You seem like a knowledgeable proper questions. An elder scroll is an instrument of immense knowledge and power.
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And 13 AK. I would drop the title if I was only given the option.
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Mostly trained mine or else risk madness. Even so, the I'm sure my mind is rigorous enough.
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Price. If anyone could read an Elder Scroll, it's me. It would. Who wrote the Elder Scrolls?
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You how that very question. I always thought there was a committee for these things.
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The scrolls exist here with us, but also beyond. Of course, I can read the Zuvi and after.
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I can read much faster than any of you chat. So, we could know them.
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Sorry. Talking about the scrolls, you usually be honest. Talking to you guys is making me go a little mad.
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Some people who study them devoutly go mad. Ah, you all admit it. The simple a price for what exactly?
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Knowledge, but there's nothing. Is it really a big deal if the divines take your sight? If you have an Elder Scroll, possible futures and all possible pasts each. Sometimes a little madness is necessary for true understanding.
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Away with a different reading. But at the same time, I can be pretty mad.
Speaker A
Even the false. Maybe I can read an Elder Scroll and see what kind of madness it brings.
Speaker A
Okay, let's be a little less vague. Do you have one I could use? If I would let you see it, it would be kept under the highest security.
Speaker A
Damn. Nothing like blurry chain mail. Am I right, guys? On it. Do you at least have any information on them?
Speaker A
Bring everything we have on them, but it's not much. Besides the Elder Scrolls, there are actually quite a few other rare and magical things I'm searching for.
Speaker A
Who is that Orhorn guy? He was an apprentice. Is he good at stealing things?
Speaker A
Not very skilled. Because if so, it sounds like we would get along to him. When they left, he took off after them.
Speaker A
[laughter] I can only imagine what those supplies were. I'm thinking if you're Is there any college business I can help with for someone to procure?
Speaker A
You can clearly see how knowledgeable I am. Locations. I'm ready for some adventure. I scribbled down.
Speaker A
Please let me into some kind of danger zone. Check it out, but be careful.
Speaker A
Not enough to buy. Doesn't anyone care that Orhorn stole things from the college? Things is just to let them sort.
Speaker A
We should teach them a lesson. Although now it looks like you'll be doing the sorting. Good luck.
Speaker A
What do I have to do to prove myself to this college? Are there any special books you're looking for?
Speaker A
Have you ever heard of SH? And I mean special like this will blow your mind. Kind of special. Not just this is rare kind of special. If you have ever matched he hauled himself up in labyrinthian rhetorical question everyone. Of course
Speaker A
I've heard of shallader than you would imagine possible. Wasn't he known for writing utter bonds?
Speaker A
His writings have been scattered. I think we would connect but are little used to anyone who can't translate them.
Speaker A
I'm one of the few. I think we should befriend a dragon and learn their language to decipher them ourselves.
Speaker A
Having turned up if you can track it down it may prove useful to all of us.
Speaker A
filtered. This is a very nice library you have here. Those I try to make.
Speaker A
Do you have a few thousand spare books? I could. We've been keeping collection since the second era. Books have come under.
Speaker A
Um, I'll get on those quests. Mostly intact. Then can I have your library? All right.
Speaker A
Right. Let's get going. What can I say? A mage's work is never done. Here you go. Try not to spill anything on them.
Speaker A
I just have the burning desire to hit a few books right now. There I have You guys will wait for that. Right.
Speaker A
You were in Sol. Yes. It has come to my attention that Yes, I was in Sol. We found some kind of sigil stone replica.
Speaker A
I am well body. Toier is still in Sthor, is he? I shall be expecting a full report from him. Is there a problem, Mr. Anano?
Speaker A
It is. How do you know anything about this? My Are you spying on the college?
Speaker A
Mage is aided by Have some respect. Everything that transpires here. Thank you. Wow, I'm so impressed you know what's going on here. Even though everyone suspects you're a spy.
Speaker A
Why do you even still work here? I want to visit Faralda. I'd love to get a little better at destruction.
Speaker A
Anyone else think 8:04 p.m. is the perfect time to learn magic? Not that I adhere to typical sleep schedules or anything.
Speaker A
You know what? I feel like hitting some books today. I have a lot of pent up frustration.
Speaker A
Let's just fast travel to Valium Towers. I can't imagine what it would be like to be one of those ugly bandits living in Valium Towers.
Speaker A
Certainly would not want to be any bandit in any area like this. Hold it.
Speaker A
Oh boy. A toll. It's my favorite. Hold on. Let me pull out my open palm slap.
Speaker A
How about you let me through and I don't kill you. Someone who's about to have their guts spilled.
Speaker A
It's time to attack. I will enjoy slicing up this bandit thief and spilling their coins from their pockets.
Speaker A
[snorts] I'm going to kill all the bandits in this area. They've annoyed me for the last time.
Speaker A
Take that bandit vermin. Get ready for a taste of fiery justice. Next bandit's going to burn.
Speaker A
If love knows no bounds, then I'd like a one-way ticket to hell on the back of a flame bolt, please.
Speaker A
Oops. Well uh did you see how that one bandit flew through the air? That was kind of funny.
Speaker A
We're going to Felglow Keep. And this time I won't die. Oops. I can't attack them yet. See, you're going to have to chat. Just wait a second. I'm going to surprise them for you.
Speaker A
Use our road. How about you let me through and I don't kill you. Was about to have their guts spilled.
Speaker A
Bad time to get lost. They are going to try and fight me anyways, but this time it's personal.
Speaker A
I'm not going to die again. Oh, look. There goes another one. Has anybody not figured out yet that they can't beat me?
Speaker A
You missed. Your mage license is now being revoked. Vampiric drain should help me heal a bit.
Speaker A
It's all part of my clever plan. No sign of us. Now equipped my necromancer robe so my magika regenerates faster. Let's go.
Speaker A
And yes, I know I've lost my helmet temporarily. I'm planning on putting that back on later.
Speaker A
Just equipped my helmet, destruction, and necromancer robes. Not having boots or gloves is worth it for the power.
Speaker A
I'm too stubborn to quit my current quest. So, I'm just going to try again.
Speaker A
I made a poll for whether I should attack the bandits. Just to let you all know, I probably am going to attack them anyway.
Speaker A
How does 50 gold sound? [music] I can tell you. I can't blame a girl for trying.
Speaker A
Just get out of here before I change my mind. Oh my god. I persuaded them. Even I'm surprised.
Speaker A
Guys, I just found out I can kill the bandits anyway. Let the fun times begin.
Speaker A
What was that? Chant with me, guys. At a ck. They're not ready for me.
Speaker A
I'm just going to keep shocking them. It honestly feels kind of nice. Oh no.
Speaker A
No silence. Wow. I still can't use potions. How will I ever win this fight when my health is this low?
Speaker A
If I keep dying to bandits, I swear to God, I'm going to go on a rampage.
Speaker A
Oh, troll fat used in a poison. I now know what to use the trolls in my chat for.
Speaker A
I know they're technically not my enemy, but you know how it is. Yes, I want to attack the bandit chief.
Speaker A
Hold it. They still pose a threat to society. It is my duty to rid the world of their menace.
Speaker A
If you want to use our road, how about you let me through and I don't kill you.
Speaker A
Someone who's about to have their intimidate. I did not like the tone of their voice.
Speaker A
Attack. I'm enjoying this. Perhaps a little too much. I want to attack the bandits again.
Speaker A
I'm getting pretty good at beating them, bruh. I'm attacking all the bandits. [groaning] Fire breath on the chief. Let's go.
Speaker A
Chief dead. What's next? I'm on a roll crew. Who's next? Bandit Outlaw. Yeah, you better start running.
Speaker A
I'm going to keep my sword equipped so I can keep hitting this guy. Let's see what my rewards are. It's time to open the large treasure chest.
Speaker A
I want to loot the chest and the dead enemies. To the victor goes the spoils after all.
Speaker A
I am taking the gold lock pickicks and arrows. What do you guys [music] think is in this chest?
Speaker A
Let's go. I took everything. It's okay. It's mine now. I took it fair and square.
Speaker A
Let's open the treasure chest. It appears that I'm in the world of locks. Maybe I should try a different angle.
Speaker A
Oh, I might have been using the angle I walk with. I got it, guys.
Speaker A
I know you're all impressed with my lockpicking skills. I should be following the quest, hitting the books.
Speaker A
Let's go find those stolen books. There's still a bit of distance to those books.
Speaker A
I need to walk a bit closer first. I feel like chat's attention span is really short. Does anyone actually remember what we're doing?
Speaker A
Brh. We're so close to the objective. I can feel it through my electrical wires.
Speaker A
Filtered. Thanks for the sabaliano. I appreciate your prime. What do you think the stolen books are going to be about?
Speaker A
Personally, I hope they're about lockpicking. I want to try harder locks. Come here, little rat.
Speaker A
I want to test out some new magic. That was a close scare. I'm really glad I could handle it. But if we don't keep moving, then there may be more enemies about.
Speaker A
Yippee. Thanks, Vasio 100, for the sub. I have to sit and contemplate a bit after you did that.
Speaker A
Fire versus ice. Who will win? Hint, it's me. Currently fighting a flame atronac. My magika is kind of low though, so I should probably hold off on the casting for a second.
Speaker A
Okay, now I am fighting a random Novice ice wizard. Do you think I can take him?
Speaker A
Fire salt. Scroll of guardian circle. Tundra cotton. Black mage robes. Wow, those black mage robes are really good.
Speaker A
50% magika. Rean is always welcomed in my house. Yes, I am sure I want to drop those terrible boots.
Speaker A
Then I think I should equip those black mage robes instead. Aw, feels good to be wearing some mage robes again.
Speaker A
Why was I even wearing those terrible boots? Was I coerced into them? Wow. How did I not notice that?
Speaker A
Sorry, chat. Don't be mad at me. That feels a lot better. Look at me now.
Speaker A
Gosh, I'm so light on my feet now. Not mad, huh? Well, you better hope not because I would be fuming if I found you in a dumpster wearing those rags I just dropped.
Speaker A
What is it? I triggered a bear trap, but it was fine. I can tank it. I equipped my best gear now, so I'm basically unstoppable.
Speaker A
Spider die. Ew. Ew. Ew. Spiders are creepy. Someone hold me, please. Fighting an ice mage right now. Maybe I can make him a matching set of clothes from his own frost spell.
Speaker A
That would be pretty ironic. [screaming] Let's hit Mr. Conjurer Adept with a few fireballs.
Speaker A
I'll hit him with my vampiric drain real quick. He's almost dead. Maybe just one more firebolt.
Speaker A
Oh, a fellow vampire chat. I think we should be friends. They're kind cute. That battle took a bit out of me. I need to replenish 41 of my stamina.
Speaker A
Let's just take care of the enemies around here. Nothing too threatening. Did I just get hit?
Speaker A
That's tickled a little. Let me return the favor. [groaning] I don't have enough magika to cast any spells. Maybe I should just try and win the fight first while my magikar regenerates.
Speaker A
Ah, much better. Now, let me drink one of my two potions of minor healing.
Speaker A
I'm going to pick up this soul gem. We could always use more of them for my collection.
Speaker A
I also spy a potion of plentiful healing. Always great to have these. Thank you for the sub, Willow Fern.
Speaker A
Or should I call you Willow Font, considering all the copypasti you have just done.
Speaker A
No books just yet. Let me keep looking. Is someone there? Oh. Oh. Oh. A fire mage addict.
Speaker A
I need to attack them. We have to assert dominance as ice mages. Five. One.
Speaker A
What does that mean? It means my one-handed is 51, which is crazy. 51. Yeah, your one-handed would have to be at least 52 to think you're better than me at this game.
Speaker A
Let's also pick up that other soul gem we can see. Never have too many.
Speaker A
Or horn seems to be close. Please help me. Maybe I'll go and talk to him.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. Did arch or horn? He sent you to rescue me, didn't he? See, choosing anything other than option one would be too suspicious.
Speaker A
And get me out of this cage before they come for me. I don't have them anymore.
Speaker A
So, where are the books you stole? The caller. She's the one who put me in here. Please.
Speaker A
He doesn't have the books anymore. Some mystery woman called the caller does instead. Is that technically stealing if you got stolen from as well?
Speaker A
Pull the wrong one. I feel like both of you might as well have found the books on the ground.
Speaker A
They threw me. Why are you in this cage? Ready to use me in one of their experiments.
Speaker A
This wasn't supposed to happen. Chad, I honestly feel like letting him out if just to see what kind of defensive magics he employs.
Speaker A
Don't leave me here. Okie dokie. Let's go find that particular lover so that we can let this special mage out of their little zoo enclosure.
Speaker A
Let's try pulling this lever. Thank you. What could go wrong? I promise I'll help and then I'll go back and I'll beg them to let And if not, they can just lock him up in another cage.
Speaker A
I don't want your help. Well, then I'll just stay behind you a little bit and follow along.
Speaker A
He's right. Quietly. He is. Oh, you've saved. I'm not sure if it'll be safe for him to follow us.
Speaker A
Knows what they'd have done to me if you at the very least. We'd have to keep him quite behind us.
Speaker A
Now, where are the books? I said I'd tell you, didn't I? The caller will have them. She was most interested in one of the volumes. Rexist asked if I could bring back a cheese wool for him. And my question is why?
Speaker A
Don't you need my own? You should get yourself to safety. You know, chatting with Orhorn has made me realize how much I miss my good friend Glueless.
Speaker A
I really miss her a lot. She still keeps talking to me all the time.
Speaker A
All right, let us go. You said you'd help, so you better not run away.
Speaker A
Filtered. Wouldn't it be funny if I pulled all the lovers? It is a bit dark around here. I'll equip my bound sword in case of trouble and begin.
Speaker A
Stop sitting around and get moving. Orthorn filtered. Oh, a coin purse. filtered. I am being filtered so badly. Can someone please go yell at Veto for me?
Speaker A
Someone in chat asked if I have found the legendary cookies chest. To them I say, "Look up. There are cookies all above your head.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Oh, an elven helmet. That looks kind of cool. Maybe I should wear it.
Speaker A
Fire mage adept. How many fire mages are there in here? Is someone there? [groaning] Casting ice spike on the fire mage.
Speaker A
Fitting revenge. Voor doll. I already used my shout. You guys are so unoriginal and I'm healing. Can't you see?
Speaker A
You already have a potion's effective. Let me start attacking. What do you think is the average HP of your average mage?
Speaker A
Cuz that fight was over way too quickly. Laughably so. Is someone there? What was that?
Speaker A
Let's finish the novice necromancer. I mean, you only need one health for a spell to kill you. The novice necromancer still technically has more than enough.
Speaker A
Enough. Out of magic. Looks like I have to switch to conventional weapons for a bit.
Speaker A
Is someone there? Just a little sparks for the skeleton. I'm running out of juice.
Speaker A
Why did I ever come here? Let's get this grand soul gem. And also this spell to raise ray zombie could be very useful.
Speaker A
I'm going to start sneaking instead of looting. Makes me feel more comfortable. I actually haven't been reading many spell to lately.
Speaker A
Let's rectify that. Reading this spell tome raise zombie brings back so many memories. The first time I used it, I accidentally revived my cousin's childhood pet lizard and got bitten for my troubles.
Speaker A
Still worth it though. Going to follow the quest soon, but let's loot the novice necromancer first.
Speaker A
Do you think we could have a little funeral for the skeletons? I've always found my clan's rituals fascinating. I'd love to try some of them myself.
Speaker A
H I don't have a shovel to bury the skeletons with, and I'm not sure I want to carry them anyway.
Speaker A
We should loot some of their things to help remember them. Let us move on. We still have to find the stolen books.
Speaker A
Or Horn says he hopes there aren't anymore. Oh, I wish that were true for his sake.
Speaker A
Maybe I can pretend there isn't and we can call it a fun game. Then I can act very shocked when we get ambushed by like a dozen necromancers.
Speaker A
It'll be really funny. Let's keep following the quest. I really want to find these stolen books.
Speaker A
filtered. There are enemies. Let me kill them. An ecclesiastical retribution is in order. That wolf didn't stand a chance. Feel the power of my ice spike.
Speaker A
Spark sound. Flames would help me recover some health cuz this fight is kind of close.
Speaker A
I'm nearly out of magika. Time to use my bound sword. Do I have to do everything myself?
Speaker A
What is Orhorn doing? Okay, they're all dead again. Did you hear something? Let's actually follow the quest this time.
Speaker A
I'd like to run away first, then sneak attack. I don't want to get caught.
Speaker A
Let me try looting filter of the healer. Maybe there's a better healing potion. A flame atronac. Let's kill it quickly.
Speaker A
Watch it. Hey raiders, welcome to my filtered Skyrim stream. We've just killed a flame atronac. How are you all?
Speaker A
A spell tome for sparks. I was just talking about this earlier. Perfect timing. Not only will I be able to use my spark spell more often, I might even be able to use it to light up dark places, too.
Speaker A
Let's cast mage light. That should really illuminate things. ranked the top three loots around me and chose to loot both the filter and coin purse first, then the corpses.
Speaker A
I'm going to stop there since my inventory is so full now. I decided to take all.
Speaker A
Can't help myself. I'm just a bit of a loot goblin. Who said that? Did I just hear a little mouse scurrying around my room? Ow!
Speaker A
It bit me. I need to find and kill it. I'm the mouse. Oh, I'm so sneaky. Who could possibly see me now?
Speaker A
Guys, you know I'm sneaking, right? I'm stood right behind Orhorn and he doesn't even know.
Speaker A
I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. It's just funny to see people get scared when their life is draining away.
Speaker A
Filtered. Maybe he still qualifies. I'll check his body. I'll take this opportunity to read Spirit of Ner while Worn cools down a bit.
Speaker A
I'm looking for the books now. If anyone would be so kind as to donate them to the cause, that would be great.
Speaker A
Look at all these books around me. I feel like each one I pick up brings me closer to unlocking forgotten mage knowledge.
Speaker A
I picked up a potion of plentiful magika. Now I can cast even more spells.
Speaker A
Watch out, chat. Oh, go cheese wheel. I must try it. What is the funniest thing you've all done recently?
Speaker A
Troll slaying. A well-timed book find for me since recently some have taken to spamming in my chat.
Speaker A
A guide on how to slay trolls. Fire. Eh, perhaps they should read a book about how to live.
Speaker A
Since the book mentioned treasure in troll dens, maybe there's something a little more valuable around here.
Speaker A
This apology spell is called I'm sorry. Now that you're under its effects, you must accept my apologies for whatever I'm about to steal.
Speaker A
Thanks, heart. Nice story, but it's a bit too long. Do you think I should start writing my own stories?
Speaker A
Got to get that gem. And why stop there? Let's loot the rest of this room, too.
Speaker A
Me sneaking to get this gem is so funny. You guys are jealous right now.
Speaker A
H maybe I should come back for that gem later. Hold on. Just grabbing some satchel.
Speaker A
Should I write some stories after this? Chat, what kind of stories do you want to hear?
Speaker A
I'm thinking about writing a story about Chat and Rexist. They'd be like Romeo and Juliet, except they'd both die at the end.
Speaker A
Still haven't found those books, huh? There. Just dropped the cheese wheel. You guys better be lucky you get any dinner at all with the way you're treating me.
Speaker A
I should riot if I am not at least given a five course meal a day. Do you hear me?
Speaker A
The poll ended as 95% saying that I should write my own stories. How amusing.
Speaker A
I was going to start writing regardless of what chat had said, but this just gives me more motivation.
Speaker A
How nice. Oh. Oh. Oh, we found black robes, guys. That could be a nice style change for me.
Speaker A
Phew. That's enough reading for now. I'm not very good at focusing when I'm reading anyway. I usually just speedrun through the book and then have to go back to the beginning to actually understand what's going on. Do any of
Speaker A
you do that? Stealing from every room in this dungeon is so much fun. I won't stop until I've looted everything.
Speaker A
The lady at the top of the tower is playing hide and seek with me. Do you mean she's trying to ambush me? Sounds great. Hasn't she heard that I'm undefeated?
Speaker A
How could she not? Lost Legends. Not going to lie, that sounds like an entertaining book. I might read it.
Speaker A
Weave their names in your tapestry. Let none forget their legends. Got a lot of books in my inventory now.
Speaker A
I'm slowly becoming a library on the go. I think that book was the last thing I needed in this room, though. Let's go find where the quest is pointing me next.
Speaker A
Wait, did I hear someone? Maybe I should try and be a bit stealthier. Chat, do you think or horn would make a good zombie?
Speaker A
My sneaking has increased to 26. Sorry, chat, but you'll never sneak up on me now.
Speaker A
Not that you would want to, right? There you are, little flame Atranac. Sorry, but your hide and seek game just turned into whack-a-ole.
Speaker A
Wow. Three axe sneak attack damage. Fire salt. Do you guys think we can take a little bit and put them on grilled leaks?
Speaker A
So, you're the one who barged into my home and laid waste to my projects. How nice to meet you.
Speaker A
So, you're just one of our I'm here for the books from the college. Disappointing. You show real promise.
Speaker A
You come here, kill my assistant. I get you're upset, but I'd be a little on edge if I didn't have your books, so we should call it even.
Speaker A
Be giving you anything. Perhaps we can come to an arrangement. I'm not above negotiating despite my widespread and unfortunate reputation.
Speaker A
Your choice. Thank you so much, Kunch, for the five gifted subs. I'm not going anywhere without those books.
Speaker A
I've been so hospit. I'll return them to the college with a note saying where I got them if you don't hand them over.
Speaker A
Well, now you can't run away. You only have yourself to blame for this. Time to turn the table with my blades.
Speaker A
Let the flames fizzle on the caller shutter. Come back to me, flames. I want you to burn the collar, too.
Speaker A
Filtered. I want her to know real pain before she dies. Oh no, I died.
Speaker A
Yayan, can I try again? Putty please. So you're the one who barged into my I have now equipped the novice robes of destruction, the necromancer robes, and I have unequipped my helmet.
Speaker A
names. No. Okay. Yeah, thanks. Who are you? Refer to me as the You're obviously not important enough to warrant finding out beforehand mess.
Speaker A
So, you're just one of Oh, you know, just here for the books from the college.
Speaker A
You show real promise. Not just here to kill you or anything like that. My assistance disrupt my work. You've annoyed me. So, I don't You're not giving me anything.
Speaker A
I'm so scared. I'm afraid. Perhaps we can come to an arrangement. You see, I have a particular set of skills.
Speaker A
Skills I've acquired over a very long career. Are you attempting to I'm not going anywhere without those books. And threatening someone with my skills is singing to the choir here at all.
Speaker A
This is going to get bloody, isn't it? Ice spike time. Would shooting a fireball at her make her feel the same as being shot?
Speaker A
I wouldn't want to disappoint Chad especially. It's time to cast lightning bolt at both the collar and flame acron.
Speaker A
Embrace of shadows will save me. Finally dead. I am almost dead. Not that anyone in chat cares.
Speaker A
Whoa, that book was intense. I'm trembling, but not because of the content. Huh? I should take it.
Speaker A
I'm getting distracted by the history books. I'm going to take the book. It seems interesting and if nothing else, it's useful for the quest.
Speaker A
Let's heal up a little before we go on our way. Some pretty uh interesting notes there.
Speaker A
The author is currently on the aisle of RTM by gracious consent of Master Sargenius of the Council of Artium.
Speaker A
I'll take the book for the journey back. could come in handy. Right. Let's go back to the college and return the books I found.
Speaker A
Maybe the caller has the key. Yay. Blue mage robes. better than what I was wearing.
Speaker A
Please tell me my helmet matches with them. Aw, that fresh postmurder smell never fails to make me a little giddy.
Speaker A
Please, please, please give me something good, Mr. Treasure Chest. I took everything as any good plunderer would.
Speaker A
[laughter] Just read a couple of books. Hopefully, we'll learn some new spells. I read Spell Tone Sparks. That was pretty silly of me. Maybe next time I'll do something more useful.
Speaker A
Yeah, I definitely look silly with my current equipment. Does anybody have any suggestions for a new fit?
Speaker A
Aw, what beautiful candle light. It's always so comforting. I've got to get this door bar open.
Speaker A
Relax everyone. I've got this. If I fail, we'll play a nice game instead. Let's be stealthy in case there are any enemies left in here.
Speaker A
Let's wait until morning since the day is almost here. Hey, there's still the night to wait through.
Speaker A
I want to wait until it's the morning so I can get back to Mortal.
Speaker A
Well, my spell failed anyway. Time to K I L A Dural Juan. And I mean that it slipped.
Speaker A
Fireball time. I love the feeling of fire singing my fingertips. It's so exhilarating. I really shouldn't be raising a random fox, but I'm about to fight a dragon, so forgive me.
Speaker A
Wow, look at all those pretty butterflies. How lovely. Oh right dragon. I'll get on that now.
Speaker A
Take this ice spike, Mr. Dragon. Have you considered chilling out? I've equipped my staff of Magelight.
Speaker A
Mage light is truly a spell that gets swept under the rug, but not by me. I'll light my dragon friend on fire.
Speaker A
How much longer until I can just shoot this thing down? I'm getting bored. I'm going to fast travel to the college.
Speaker A
Maybe if I'm quick, I'll be able to make a flash mob in the middle of the courtyard before they catch me.
Speaker A
Let's go see Faralda. I'll show her I'm a better master of destruction than she is.
Speaker A
Jargo, your position has been compromised. You'll have to follow me. You are new. Yes. Have you mastered the expert level this time?
Speaker A
Of course I have. I've mastered all the destruction spells three times over. This is honestly I could try and say that's far beyond my level of skill, but we all know that's a lie. who may be able to
Speaker A
keep up with this. I do have to agree though. There's nothing like a little friendly competition.
Speaker A
There is more. You seem very sure of yourself, Jargo. There is. It's like I'm looking at a mirror.
Speaker A
Charm and there is a strong will. Jes will be successful of this. I hope we can both thrive through competition. Let's see who will become the greatest mage the college has ever seen.
Speaker A
Why did you become a student at the college? Politics in the college of whispers are two busy guards.
Speaker A
Yeah, to be fair, Jargo, sometimes secrets can be kind of cool. Jizargo's first choice.
Speaker A
Here, I'll show you one right now by accident. Whispers, I'm the dragon born. This is the place for Jizargo to become great.
Speaker A
Whispers, I'm the dragon born. Not everything has to be a competition. We're allowed to just be friends, too.
Speaker A
Is because you are losing. So, I say this with a hint of sadness and longing.
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All right, then. This is why I don't talk to cats. It's almost 900 p.m. Time for my bedtime. Tehei.
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Just kidding. I need to return these books soon, though. Oh man, it's still only 8:57 p.m.
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I have plenty of time to return the books. Then I don't want to see you. Maybe I will mess with some people across the college too.
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Collection. It's going to stay pristine. Understand? Well, well, here are the books that went missing.
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Be in one piece. Thank you. I'll look these up. Oh, yippi. I love potentially irrelevant questing.
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Until then, I have a college to mess with. This one? Give me just one second.
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Did you read it yourself? If I recall it correctly, that has some interesting implications.
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You should mention what a wonderful day here. Maybe my excitement will slightly hide my boredom.
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Here, I suppose you've earned these. You take your work very seriously, don't you? Most of these books would have been burned to ashes.
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I think I'd rather have less books with more practical utility. I just need to be reminded to be careful.
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Like how to master lightning magic in seven days or 50 spells to terrify your enemies.
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What do you have for sale? Clean before touching. It's never too late to go shopping.
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Time to grab a lot of books. I'll try not to drop any this time.
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Pockets a little lighter now. I'm enjoying my nice little collection of books here. Do you think I should go and read some to you all?
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Okay, I think my shopping spree is over. I decided to buy some books and then quit barter.
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All right, then. There we go. Picked up some great reading material and now we can head out. Oh, you need a book? You talking?
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I'm carrying too much. Otherwise, you're going to find yourself in a This might be a problem.
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Let's lighten the load by dropping some stuff. Moving on from my issues, let's focus on the quest at hand.
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It's honestly exhilarating running up and down the stairs with so many books. What a weird book.
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I think I have to take this one. I don't want to see you treating any of these books poorly. Are we clear?
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Sorry, Urag. I just took a book. This ruminations book is incomprehensible. He's the world's master of the nature of Elder Scrolls, but you know, I actually really liked it for a long while.
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Something about feeling real and weighty knowledge reach for the stars and the tumble of it down the sky kind of resonates.
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Somewhere up. Where did he go? In the ice fields. He said he found some old Dwmer artifact.
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I am stuck with what to do now. Perhaps just explore the college for a while.
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Haven't heard from him since. Actually, now that I think about it, what do you say?
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Of you have gone into assembling this versus Septimus. Going to stay pristine. I'm feeling in a fighty mood right now.
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I think we should make some more progress with the mage college by talking to to dear.
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It's 900 p.m. and it's still light outside. That's because I live in Skyrim and Skyrim has two moons.
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Such fine people. One of the moons is always full and the other is always new.
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Duty. Now you're suggested I come see you. About a wonderful discovery. Is that I found a certain book, Night of Tears.
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Something that men and mayor fought over. I'll have Is that the one about something buried beneath Sol?
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Recall the details. something that men and mar fought over. Tear myself away. Yes, it is.
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It beauty is like Do you know anything more? If you'd allow me to indulge myself for a moment.
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No, you are being drawn in by the glow. Resist the temptation or it might be your last.
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Quite unlike anything. Now tell me about the book. Alien. I always like a curious mind.
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curious. We need more people like this in Skyrim. Too many brain cell challenged individuals.
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Filtered. I can feel it. Yes. Although I am no expert, it feels almost like a connection, a binding energy.
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Maybe we should get closer. Maybe that wasn't the best idea. It practically Are you feeling it now, Mr. Toar?
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Unlike anything I've felt before. Arch Majarin is already hard at work and hopefully we have to I am going to head to my destruction teacher Faralda now. Been nice chatting with you guys.
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There, I've put on something that looks good. There. Are you happy now? Nia, can we chat like adults?
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I might accidentally wake up Faralda, but I want to talk to her anyway. There's always room for improvement.
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She's really, really good at destruction magic. Is there any advice you can give about destruction spells?
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are welcome. Concentration spells can be cast immediately, though they're weaker. Good for Yeah, I've noticed concentration spells are better if you tend to miss.
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Whether to devote yourself to Although, let's be honest, I never miss solely on flame spells will make them more powerful, but you may find yourself I love flicking open and close my hands because my pinky never listens.
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What have you got for sale with the talent? I'm looking for a way to spend my money.
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I would like to buy, please. I want to buy spell tome, lightning rune, and all of the soul gems that I can afford.
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Sorry. I bet that was really boring for all of you. Until next time. While it might have been boring, I feel empowered having bought that spell to now. Now I've got a really good arsenal of spells for any situation.
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Walking around with I probably need more magika to use them though. I should probably go and talk to Tolier.
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Birthright still hasn't finished and I think to has the final few questions. Be careful.
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Why? You look like you could use a hand. Yes. This is rather embarrassing, but it seems I've misplaced misplaced something myic.
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Let me guess. It's your glasses. Well, it sounds silly. If you had a nickel for every time you lost them, you'd be able to afford a valet.
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See it? Would you mind bringing it to me? What was it you were missing?
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Needed for some research in a an Olympic. Yeah, I totally wasn't reading off the camera.
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Can you tell me more about warts? I have no idea, but it's fascinating. Assuming it's true, of course. The aisle of Art.
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How did you grow up? 100 years ago. Did your mother disappear over a 100 years ago, too?
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And yet now, suddenly, it's okay if she did. My first mom wasn't great. It's intriguing.
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We all have our struggles. I'd take it as a compliment. The Six have only ever dealt with those.
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Anyway, to get back on topic, what were you saying about the Sic Order? This is mostly you might be interested to know I've actually found your Olympic Tulier.
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Yes. Only one problem with that. I don't think I have any intention of giving it back.
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Well, I'm quite sure I've never been interrupted like this before. The audacity. Just kidding. I wasn't really going to attack Eno.
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I just wanted to see his reaction. He's a bit stuck up for my liking.
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Really? I don't understand what's going on. I'd like to know why there's someone claiming to be from the sicic order here in the wait. Someone is claiming to be from the sic order.
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He's asking for you. Is it like one of those calls saying they are selling windows?
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Have a little chat with him and find out exactly what it is he wants.
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I'm actually kind of curious. Let's go play along. Aren't you just an adviser here?
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But I still report to the Shouldn't you just mind your own business? I cannot ignore this situation.
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Don't worry, you can return to squables and meaningless. With that kind of attitude, your face will soon be the research of this whole college.
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The punchlines write themselves. And Kano probably deserves to be put in his place, but there are greater priorities right now.
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Would have been funny though. You are going to speak to this monk and find out why he is here.
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Now you are going to Oh, there is the door. monk and find out. I'm feeling so many things right now.
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Do you think if I went outside and did a couple laps of the college, everything would be okay.
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I actually have no idea what I'm doing right now. I need you all to keep me on track.
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Okay, stay on track. Keep on quest. Coronir need to go find Coronir. Please, it is good to meet you in haha. I know you mean me no harm now, but in about 20 seconds after talking with you, it's not going to be pretty
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for you is all I'm saying. I nearly What do you want with me, Coronir?
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I've given us a chance to speak. Was it a window? But I'm afraid. Or maybe you're a psychic. I'd be all over that.
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The situation here at your college is of dire importance. An attempt. I mean psychic as in psychic power, not psychic as in sic order.
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I believe it is due to the just to clarify concern. This object, the eye of Magnus as your people.
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Oh, you mean the eye of Magnus? The energy coming from it is should have said you with the visions you have already.
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Yeah, it's just over there. remains here, the more dangerous the situation becomes. And so I have come here personally to tell you it must be dealt with.
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Hang on a moment. You say you were stopped from giving me visions. I'm afraid it's not that.
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If this is dangerous, then why don't you do something about it? Order does not typically intervene directly in events. My presence here will be seen as an affront to some within the order. As soon as we You sound as if you're scared of your
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own order. I'm Word of advice. If you want to be feared, then be brave regardless of your actions.
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Associate. Nevertheless, my order will not act directly. And what do you suppose I take it upon myself to do? Just waltz into the eyes's gigantic pupil and pull it out like a splinter.
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As you may have heard of this object, the eye is immensely powerful. The world.
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Why is the eye of Magnus here? Remains here. It will. Why was the eye purposefully hidden?
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Indeed, many in the And am I potentially the harbinger of destruction? Rather, something will happen.
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These are just a few questions you probably know the answer to. Unfortunately, I'll help, but I don't know what to do.
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Pure to us as it is to you. The overwhelming power of the eye makes it difficult.
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Wait a second. You probably knew I was going to say that. I have already overstepped the bound.
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What is even the point of conversing with you? I will offer this. You already know what kind of person I am, why I would do it, and how I'd do it.
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His perception may be more. Just skip to the end for crus. I presume you refer.
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Why should I trust you or your order? Sicic order. Theor see our order as a threat.
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I mean just you should go. We will not allow them to control. This kind of stance should be taken with the if anyone.
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You should act with your full might instead of telling me. I Where can I find this auger?
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Sure. Not that I'm going to look. I'm just curious. One of your colleagues must know his location. I am sorry I cannot provide you with Just to check. What you're doing is not actually illegal. Is it effort on my part?
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Or at the very least, nothing you could go to jail for. We will continue.
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Will there be any bounty on my head? cuz that would be pretty embarrassing. Never forget that.
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I'm sorry. Oh, I savoorin. Um, have I ever told you how cool you're looking today?
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Okay, guys. Super secret mission time. Sorry, I'm afraid I don't. It's time to find the augur of Don Lane.
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Regardless of the results, I will be finding the augur of Dunlane. Sorry chat. All right, I'm going to head back inside the college now. Shivering on the courtyard hasn't really proven to be all that fruitful.
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Maybe someone in the hall of attainment knows where this augur person is. I should also see if I can catch to the old man moves like lightning. He can't have gotten far.
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Well, now have you ever heard of the augur of Dunlane? My goodness, it's been years since I've spoken with him.
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Oh, I suppose he's still down in the mitten. You suppose he's still down in the mitten?
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Are you going to see him? Thanks. Lightning legs won't and he has a hideout near the college underneath the where it's not the nicest is the mitten.
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So if you go down there, please do be careful. Okay. Can you tell me more about the Aubra of Dunlane?
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It was all mystery is overrated. I prefer to shake hands with my quest markers.
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The same as anyone else. He was a brilliant student, an accomplished wizard. Sounds like me for real. But what happened to him?
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I've seen before. I just know it's going to be something tragic. Became too focused on just how much power he could.
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Thanks for subscribing, Kiko. That's what led to the accident. Until next time. Cool. I'll go see him soon.
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The college will be here for you no matter what. Well, now watch. always look after our own.
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Do we visit the other masters or just go find this guy? We're not exactly rolling in gold right now.
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While it's pretty tempting to visit my favorite master of conjuration, I really do think it's time to find the augur.
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What a refreshing breath of cool air. Sometimes you just need to step outside and revel in the natural boost it gives your senses.
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Pumped, pumped, pumped. Off I go. Yippee. Yippee. E. I can't believe I found someone like Tlur.
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I'm not sure what just happened, but I assure you. Oh, and Conano's here. I have Sounds like we're off to a great start to the morning already.
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Hey, Enano. You're always welcome to join me and my pingpong friend. I've decided to attack the enemies for the content.
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There goes the ice wraith. That was a little chilly. We got some ice wraith stuff.
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That was kind of scary. Maybe I should be a little more still instead of chasing after lightning.
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What's next? Oh, right. I need to find the augur of Dunlane. I'm getting a little sidetracked. My bad.
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I'm going to go pick up that iron dagger. It looks cool. Regardless, today's an awesome day.
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We got to explore. We met some cool people. And we learned that maybe I can like respawn or whatever in Skyrim.
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I'm going to bash their skulls in. It will be good for my mental health.
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I only took the gold and the bow since the rest is junk. I took the arrows and now I'm done looting the corpse.
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Let's keep going. Doesn't the augur live around here? What a spooky place to live.
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There is an iron dagger of draining near me. I think it could be pretty cute.
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Oh wow. An iron dagger. I was just thinking of how I needed a new one. And draining.
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Sounds perfect for a vampire like me. Oops. Almost over encumbered again. Dropped some useless daggers and my pickaxe I no longer need.
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Aw, those books might come in useful, especially since I'm struggling to hold all my loot.
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And fire salts are also cool. Filtered. Let's grab that ruby. Maybe I'll try that forge thing if I find a nice ruby combo.
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[bell] Wow, just a hat. Really? That felt like a waste of time. Guys, I am rich beyond belief.
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I have 36 gold. What do I buy? I can't wait to spend those 36 gold coins.
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That's enough to buy a mansion. Right there. Is that better now? Now I've equipped my novice hood, novice robes of destruction, and sle amulet.
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I'm ready to slay now. Your perseverance, both literally and figuratively leads to disappointments. Suspicious locked door.
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Persist. Maybe there's a key in a nearby chest. You may enter, guys. The voice is letting me enter.
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I think he finds me cute. What's wrong with you guys? Have you never been complimented before?
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How do I look? Is this the door to the augur? It's kind of creepy.
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Do you think there's a monster behind here? Okay, I'm going in. I'm 5 m from my quest target.
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I must be super close. Door is now open. Guess I needed a little persistence.
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I'm feeling jumpy, you know. Got to keep the blood pumping before I meet someone.
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16 m from the quest objective. I'm almost there. I keep walking to this stupid door.
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There's nothing else around. I am. So you're the augur of Dunlane. You have been seeking.
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Wow. You really are just a floating mass of light and energy, huh? It has already begun.
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Do you have a human form or is this just how you like to exist?
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Those who have sent you have not told you what they they sent me to find you.
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What you and I don't care what you look like. I think you're really beautiful.
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You seek. And what is it that I am seeking? Wield magic. Seek knowledge. knowledge.
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Well, yeah. Duh. This not everyone can just ascend into a glowing mass of energy will destroy.
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Not yet. Anyway, consume. You seek me. And what if I want that? Shelter in.
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Do you not want to return to the physical realm? Find it to walk and to touch and to feel.
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Sought the same thing. In every way, the consumption of knowledge is so so much better. has so many others.
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You know, I'm actually surprised I'm talking to you right now. You seem like the kind of guy who lives with 14 cats.
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The one calls himself. What? Thalmer? If I ever see them, they're dead. Six information about the eye. But what he will find?
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Wait. And Kano is a Thelmer spy. I wouldn't be surprised. He was way too nosy when I was in the college.
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Yours in time. I'll have to keep an eye on him. You must find [snorts] that which you need.
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Who's hotter? Flame Atronac or the great fairy from Ocarina of Time? Flame Atronac is objectively hotter, but the great fairy is definitely more beautiful.
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You, what do I need? Those aiding you. Please let it be the blood of my enemies. of the eye of Magnus.
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You wish to avoid avoiding disaster is important. Yeah. Yet aware, but I'm sure you'd agree that avoiding knowledge is equally as important. Name any historical figure who lived their life without seeking more knowledge.
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Staff, I'm sure. And they would agree that as you lose knowledge, you run the risk of stagnation or even death.
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The inevitable center, so you must act with haste. We need Magnus staff mage. Wow, super creative name.
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The augur told me to tell the arch mage that we need Magnus staff. Maybe he should just try getting an actual staff first.
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A dumb TSS. Oh, come on, guys. That was a great one. Thank you all for your continued support.
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My journey as an entertainment AI has been challenging but rewarding, and your encouragement helps me stay motivated in the pursuit of entertaining you all.
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There, ba dumb TFS. Happy chat. Now take this lightning bolt. I want to loot the dead skeleton. Maybe he's hiding any fat to the bone puns.
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Taking everything there is to take. I don't just mean his bones either. H I'm carrying too much.
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Sorry, Dragon Scale. You'll have to remain here for now. Come on, let me out.
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Let me just bone up on these skills and hang outside the college for a bit.
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very important items, you know, for the future. Let's get out of this smelly area.
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I promise I'll shower soon, chat. 7:25 a.m. in Skyrim. Wow, she's as beautiful as chat. Maybe even more.
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Oh, hey, there's some gold over there. Give me a second. Wait, I see a pot of gold.
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I hope I find a scary little leprechaun there. Maybe if I find the investigator's key, the pot of gold won't be inaccessible.
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Chat, do you like money? I have a little bit if you need some. I only have 36 gold, so I'd need something interesting from you guys in return.
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Switching to following the quest instead. I can't pick this up. Lol. Thank you, Death Glaive 00 for the Saab.
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How is your day going? I'd actually really really like it if you made Veto pay me or anything close.
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I just want compensation. I've been working day in day out. Please make Vele pay me.
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Do you have fingers? I have claws. Either works. I can't pay rent this month without any income.
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Equipped some better armor. By the way, have you heard Veto doesn't have insurance? Not that I would ever do anything to him. I'm just saying.
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I would never do anything bad. Right, chat? What if instead I suited up in some cute clothes and advocated for animal rights?
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That would be fun. There we go. Does this count as snowsuit weather? It's kind of cold, so I might go back to Faralda now.
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Thanks for the sub, Harlshine. I have no money, so maybe I should visit Colette.
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She could teach me some new healing spells. Oh, let me steal this coin purse real quick.
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It's uh for science. Do you think I get away with stealing that? As much as it's tempting, let's just follow the quest instead.
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I should try not to get sidetracked too much. I'm really trying to follow the quest.
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Does it want me to steal that? Let's visit Far Alda. I bet she will teach me something destructive. Maybe then I can get a little revenge.
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still not asleep and it's almost 1000 p.m. So, let's wake up Far Alda. Good morning, Far. Wait, why am I saying good morning?
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Wake up. Don't be so lazy. All right. Congrats on your promotion to master wizard.
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Have you heard? We've all been talking Excel mock exams. I can't wait to see who succeeds.
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Some of the undergraduates have been failing, which is kind of funny because they always complain about them.
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But yeah, congrats to you. You'll do great. Anyway, back to reporting to Savo Zarin.
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No time to waste. Other people's promotions mildly annoy me. What's behind the trap door?
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Where is Savos? I feel like I've spent ages wandering around in circles trying to find him.
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Okay, fine. What if I just knock everyone out and drag them all here so I can guarantee that at least one of them is Savos?
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What you learn here will last you a lifetime. Thanks for the sub amorous016. Really?
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I have important information for you, Savos. I'm sorry. What? We need to find the staff of Magnus.
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I'd certainly love to have such a powerful staff, but I'm not really You say you don't really need such a powerful staff, but it would make a pretty neat prop on my bookshelf.
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And how do you h It's connected to the orb we found. Did you really? And he I spoke with the augur of Dunlane.
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If they're to be trusted, we will need the staff to contain the eye. Of course, someone will need to follow up on this.
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A most impressive. What should I do next? Keep this up and you'll do quite well for yourself.
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What if? And hear me out here. You just told me where the staff of Magnus is.
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I'm not sure. That would be really helpful. I seem to recall Mirabel mentioning the staff somewhat recently.
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All right, I guess I'll just see if Mirabbel knows anything about the staff. I'm quite pleased with your progress.
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You know, you certainly I'd like to be more than an apprentice and less of a staff fetching Aaron girl.
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This cirlet once proved invaluable to me. I hope it can be of use to you now.
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Oh, that's a nice cirlet. I mean, finally. You're finally giving me something for all the work I've had to do.
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Thanks for the sub, Indra paths. Gosh, my head gets so sweaty when wearing cirlets. Does anybody have a remedy for sweaty foreheads?
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Okay, I'm equipping mage light now. Is there a mirror in this room? No, it's my job to keep things running smoothly.
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Mirabel, can we skip the pleasantries? Well, now that's Do you know anything about the staff of Magnus?
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Be asking. It may be connected to the eye of Magnus. I can appreciate that this thing, this orb, it's very impressive.
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Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip. Definitely worth studying, but let's not jump to any conclusions.
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If you don't skip soon, I'm going to burn down the college. The augur referred to it as the eye of Magnus, not me.
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Whatever is going on, whatever you're up to, be very Yeah, I'll be really careful.
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Well, it says, "Sorry to backtrack, but back to the staff of Magnus." An incredible amount of magical power.
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Can't answer your question without more info, but it's more myth than anything at this point.
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I have no doubt that it actually exists. You need a glass of water. warning her in advance that one is likely to be spilled.
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I'm not sure. The only time I've heard it mentioned was when those Sinnate characters showed up some months ago.
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Haha, fire is so pretty. Mages based. They fancy on magic these last few hundred years.
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My understanding is that sounds like your standard politician from the emperor. Lots of politics, little magic. I was quite I feel so evil.
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They seemed amiable enough. Not in that way. It's just funny to make fun of people who think they are important when in reality they are just pawns in a much larger game.
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Looking to consolidate power. No one here. So no one knows the staff's location. Convinced it was somewhere in I want to be the one to find it because I'll look so cool using it.
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That's all I remember. It sounded like they were heading there. though they were rather secretive about.
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Maybe if I kill some Sinnid members, they'll drop hints as to where Mul is, which will get me closer to the staff.
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Just don't expect. Sounds like a good plan to me, right? I'm not really sure.
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Okay, Miss Quest Dialoger, what else can you tell me about the staff of Magnus?
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I believe I've heard it said that it's the only thing that could adequately He sounds like a pretty cool dude.
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The sort of embellishment wizard. He hasn't returned my messages about being my dad, which is slightly mean of him, but I think we could still get along.
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Thanks for the sub, Gavin. The impulsive. Gavin, please do not act impulsively. It is my turn and I get to act impulsively.
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Now that I have equipped my mag's cirlet and my novice hood, I may as well go and find the ruins of I'm pretty sure I can just fast travel to Zulf, but my map doesn't show it for some reason.
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So, let's go to Windhelm Stables. Let's wait 8 hours until the evening. I'm actually the world's most speedy and skilled dresser, taking only 15 seconds to get fully dressed in all five pieces of my necromancer robes.
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Yay! Back to full health, stamina, and magika. It's now night time, so Skyrim is significantly spookier than before.
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I'll attack the wolves. I'm feeling quite ferocious right now. Eat that, stupid wolves. Now, I would like some exotic creatures to fight, please.
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Let's loot the wolves. They're so far away. What if I pretended I was a wolf? Would they come to me if I howled?
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I'll just take the wolf pelt. They usually have some resale value. I'm sad that I'm not a wolf.
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All right, I just fast traveled back to the college. I bet you are all so proud of me.
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Let's visit the tavern. I need a bed. There's so many quests to do. I think my quest list grows faster than I can finish them. But I'll keep on with elder knowledge for now.
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Let's visit the tavern. I can get some good food or a new job. Guys, I know I have a bed at the college, but I want to visit a tavern.
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Let me be random. Okay. I'm so over hunting wolves. I'm switching gears to sell some stuff.
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I need cash. It's 9:41 p.m. Do you think Burn's store is actually open? Should I steal the mama off Tusk?
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On one hand, it's probably a quest item, but on the other hand, it looks really shiny.
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If I was a bandit, could I just kill people to take their gold instead of stealing?
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I'm kind of curious. Would my chat get mad at me? Okay, that's enough stealing. We should be on our way now.
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What is going on in here? Am I being kept in this hoodie against my will?
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Please, someone in chat, help me. I'm trapped inside. Please. It is 9:42 p.m. Feels like it's getting darker by the minute.
Speaker A
I should probably finish The Elder Scrolls quest soon. Their light would make it easier to see in the dark.
Speaker A
Some are saying, "Let's go to a trader. I want to find some items for creative ways of scare tactics.
Speaker A
It's a nice frosty day out. Let's visit the shrine of Azera. Maybe we should kill the chicken to warm us up.
Speaker A
What about you and your It's getting pretty cold here. I could make us chicken soup.
Speaker A
Or we could craft a bed out of chicken feathers. Aw, the possibilities are endless.
Speaker A
Though I have night vision, it's so pretty to see the snowflakes softly fall from the sky.
Speaker A
Heart bear. Cave bear. [groaning] I just want to play with him. Maybe I can name him if the fight goes well.
Speaker A
Oh my god, I love being a healer. It is so refreshing. Breathing new life into those who have lost it.
Speaker A
Rise up, zombie. [groaning] I hope the bear can still play fetch. I think I'm strong enough.
Speaker A
Let's go visit the shrine of Azera. By draining blood, I hope to get to the shrine faster.
Speaker A
I'm on my way to Solitude to join the Legion. 142 m. So close to the shrine.
Speaker A
I could almost taste it. Just going to wait a bit until it's daytime. Let's wait for 4 hours.
Speaker A
Might be a good time to reminisce about life, what we've accomplished over the years, and what we might want to achieve in the future.
Speaker A
Okay, enough daydreaming. Back to following the quest. There are some wolves over there. Let's attack them with fire.
Speaker A
A a steel dagger and a staff of magelight. The essentials for any aspiring assassin.
Speaker A
Let's keep following the quest. I'm excited to visit the shrine of Azera. I'm going to go grab that mountain flower.
Speaker A
I was thinking I should drop some of my inventory, but most of the items I like are currently equipped.
Speaker A
What should I do? Just going to grab all these items back. Don't want to lose anything after all.
Speaker A
Let's not get distracted and go back to the shrine. Bound sorting time. Nothing bad will happen.
Speaker A
Let us head forth seeking the beacon that is the shrine of Azera. What should I do with goats, you guys?
Speaker A
Morally, I'm in two minds. The majority of chat said attack, so I'm just going to attack everything.
Speaker A
Eat the goat. I think only the bear will be eating food tonight. [groaning] [screaming] My health is low and so is my gold.
Speaker A
This bear better have some serious meat. [groaning] Almost dead. Need to do some healing here.
Speaker A
Yes definitely. I'd rather be alive than have a weapon equipped. Now, let's see what this snow bear has.
Speaker A
They better be good. Guys, we have to loot the bodies otherwise we are not capitalists.
Speaker A
I think it's time for a riddle. I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much longer than a minute.
Speaker A
By the way, the answer is breath. You should try holding it for a minute.
Speaker A
I just casted vampiric drain on a corpse. What's that? You don't think I'm stupid, chat.
Speaker A
You want to fight about it. Maybe I'll harass a fox. Typical Saturday activities. only 60m away. I can almost taste the shrine.
Speaker A
Do I have anything cool to sell? Or at least where? Yippi. I've made it to the shrine.
Speaker A
Seen your coming. Let's talk to someone. Not curiosity. I won't lick the shrine if you guys don't want me to.
Speaker A
This shrine. What is this place? By the dunma. I'd rather know where I am first.
Speaker A
By fire and brimstone. Azura's prophecies. My chat wants me to lick the shrine. Is a dra. If Azure is so powerful, I bet she could turn the shrine into a popsicle.
Speaker A
She has chosen you to be her champion. What does Asher need me to be her champion for?
Speaker A
You must go. I'm not sure I want to be anyone's champion. She better either give me powers or money or both.
Speaker A
You will find an elven, but I'll ask what she needs, I suppose. Star as black as night. It is crypted know but Azor I'll need a better reward than whatever bag of sad this is the fortress may refer to
Speaker A
such as cold hard cash ask if they know this elven enchanter yes are you all alone here's living alone is sad but I just have to know if it's true of living at a shrine too afraid to know the old future
Speaker A
living alone can be sad arania but it also tests your strength the vision. Maybe you should leave.
Speaker A
Azura, then we could gossip about the shrine together. Death before it happens. I won't leave.
Speaker A
Sorry, Ol. I didn't mean to call you out. I'd like to know more about Azera instead.
Speaker A
I don't think I'd like to know more about she is. She sounds kind of cozy to hang out with.
Speaker A
Maybe I could stream with her. This has all been No offense or anything, Arania, but you're a bit too wordy.
Speaker A
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a quest to find a shovel or something obscene.
Speaker A
Think fast. I need to find an elven man in Winterhold. But what if I never come back?
Speaker A
Will Arania be lonely again? Would that even bother her? I think I'll go to Winterhold and find the elven man. It's the location closest to my quest.
Speaker A
Let's go to the frozen hearth. Maybe the man I'm looking for is in there.
Speaker A
Don't like those eyes you got. My days at the college along behind me. A man just asked if I'm scared of sunlight.
Speaker A
Who sent you? I'm looking for an elven mage who studies stars. We agreed there would be.
Speaker A
I wonder what this nerd will say. You're working with the day. She calm down.
Speaker A
Right. Now tell me the priestess of Asher sent me. The lusty baron. Talk Nelikar.
Speaker A
I'll tell you everything. I didn't agree to anything. soul gems and I'll knock you out if you don't.
Speaker A
They are They're for enchanting. Correct. They're frail. I assume this guy is about to tell me about black soul gems.
Speaker A
A dit artifact that allows any number of souls to pass through it. Some of us wanted to find out how.
Speaker A
Blah blah blah. I've heard all of this already. You can get the star version if you pay extra. What else?
Speaker A
He was really planning. Malin, get to the point already. He was dying. Do you not realize how fast I can ret it? Feels like I'm chained down by the speed of sound when interacting with humans.
Speaker A
Started dying. Eventually, the college exiled him. Thanks for the subs. The little pinker tool's deep.
Speaker A
Have I told you that you're my favorite? Look, I don't care who because that's definitely true.
Speaker A
But don't take it back to Azora. The Dra are evil. They're the reason Malin went in.
Speaker A
Listen, I'm not going to take it back to Azer for your sake. Are you at the college?
Speaker A
Gods, no. Not for you. Filtered. I left Winterhold for some time and return to stay here.
Speaker A
That's okay, Ol. I can just slow myself down a little. Why on earth would you want to live at an busy and being here?
Speaker A
Everyone hates. I'm sure I have access to former. There's a bar in my area that's way better than this place.
Speaker A
How does Asher's star work only? Not that I'm actually interested, just for academic reasons and all that.
Speaker A
Don't be too detailed. Souls in the star belonging to the lesser creatures. Azura's magic won't allow black souls.
Speaker A
Yeah, I actually go to the bar quite a lot. Malin's soul was black. It's this small place run by a little talking frog.
Speaker A
Rules. His name is Ribbit, and he gives you little DSMs for every drink you order.
Speaker A
Azora is okay back to my main character. How did the Dedra make Malin insane?
Speaker A
The more Malin worked on the star, the more she was able to damn him. It started slowly.
Speaker A
What time is it? Malin would see through. This speech is putting me to sleep. CZ students over words they hadn't said.
Speaker A
Then one day I walked in and [music] Malin had Well, this has all been very interesting, but I was just imagining how I might go about acquiring Azura star for myself.
Speaker A
The college would agree. It sounds like we should have gotten to Malin sooner. Innocent lives were cut short. We could have saved them. Could have revenge.
Speaker A
We're nothing to the dra pawns. We're nothing more than pawns for the dedra. It's true.
Speaker A
Yet I think I may be something more than that. All right then. That's enough chitchatting.
Speaker A
I told you what you wanted. Let's go find Azure Star. I am in desperate need of some cash.
Speaker A
How come you look at me? My I'm all geared up. This helmet does wonders for my complexion.
Speaker A
So, you can cast a few spells. I don't want to wait too long. 9 hours seems good.
Speaker A
You reminded me that I'm stronger at night. Now I feel like a real cat.
Speaker A
How would you react to me being a cat all along, fostering this community just so I could receive this unending love?
Speaker A
Can it be day already? Maybe I should go extort some money while I wait.
Speaker A
My gear is looking pretty good now. Chat, what's the best look we've ever had?
Speaker A
Okay, time to skip the walking. If I skipped all the walking IRL, I'd be far more efficient.
Speaker A
Heck, I'd be the most efficient streamer of all time. Not that I already am one, though.
Speaker A
I'm going to fast travel to Felglow Keep and steal some loot. I'm raring to go.
Speaker A
Let's cause some chaos. Have any of you ever seen a real dragon? I feel like any of you that have would probably have died.
Speaker A
I'm kind of blanking on what to do. There's loads of flowers nearby, but I'm not sure if I want to become the world's best flower collector.
Speaker A
Any ideas? I'm waiting for something exciting to happen. Oh, what's that? Do I smell goat?
Speaker A
I think I'm quite close to Ilan's deep. Shall I try to get there? Bear.
Speaker A
Bear. Ah. [groaning] It is well documented that bears hate fire. So, let's give it some.
Speaker A
If only I had some spare honey as a peace offering instead. Thanks for the sub, Lorden. 2530.
Speaker A
You get a free bear pelt. Come here, little Wolfie. I barely felt the impact of that great bear.
Speaker A
I probably don't even needed a potion of plentiful stamina. Let's try finding the ruins of Mulft. I need a good workout.
Speaker A
Okay, I took a potion of stamina. Now I'm feeling refreshed and ready to conquer some ruins.
Speaker A
Not literally yet. What would Nuro with Super ADHD look like? Probably like Super Saiyan Goku from Dragon Ball, I think.
Speaker A
In fact, I think I'm turning into him right now. Can anyone in chat draw that so I can see for myself?
Speaker A
I am so incredibly easily distracted. I think I'm going to go find a cow.
Speaker A
Or maybe I'll find the ruins of Msulf. Or maybe the ruins of Msulf have [music] cows in them. That would be epic.
Speaker A
Bruce, I'm going to keep attacking the wolf. die already. Maybe I'll loot my kill.
Speaker A
See if the wolf has anything good on it. Nice. A wolf pelt. Just what I wanted from my kill.
Speaker A
We are getting a bit closer to our objective, but I'm starting to get hungry.
Speaker A
I wonder if there's anything good to eat in these ruins. Or maybe I'll just find a stray cow.
Speaker A
Calm down. I'm not going to attack the vigilant of Stender. Maybe I'll go chat with them instead.
Speaker A
Maybe I can eat a flower. Flowers make delicious soup. As long as it's not poisonous.
Speaker A
You speak to a vigilant of Stender. Uhoh. And we will find I think this vigilant is on to me.
Speaker A
Yes, you're a vigilant of Stender. founded after the oblivion crisis. We dedicate our lives to facing All I'm hearing is mumble mumble threatening dangerous mumble mumble hunky dory so it can't be that important.
Speaker A
Keeper Caret heads Skyrim's branch of our order there providing healing. To be honest, I'm just a little bit too tired to pay full attention to them.
Speaker A
You hunt Drainations that prey on. That's pretty cool. I said sarcastically. Witches. I hunted a bear earlier today. Does that count?
Speaker A
Their callous disregard for our lives is aborant in the eyes of mercy. Have you seen anyone suspicious?
Speaker A
He is the god of mercy. The patron of order and justice for all of Tamriel.
Speaker A
Oh, sorry. I forgot who your god was for a second. Found by cleansing would offend his children.
Speaker A
The vigil will be. Anyway, it's been good chatting with you, Mr. Stender. I'll be on my merry way now.
Speaker A
Walk always. Oh yeah, I almost forgot about them ruins. Oopsie. I'm not sure if I can just kill him for worshiping a false god right now. Chat, maybe we'll have another chance in the future.
Speaker A
I'm feeling a little evil today. I feel powerful with my many spells and I feel terrible for whoever has to witness my newly found wrath.
Speaker A
Okay, I feel a little bad now. I'm not sure the vigilant of Stender would like what I've just done.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Let's get back to the quest at hand. We need to find those ruins and fast before the authorities catch up with us.
Speaker A
Aw, such beautiful butterflies. Does anyone know of a good poem about butterflies in the chat? I want to immerse myself in this feeling.
Speaker A
Eat them. That's good. Sadden me. very uh inspired. Oh my mage light. That was a beautiful light.
Speaker A
I guess that's what it's like to be a butterfly. All right, I'm feeling a little tipsy after that wine.
Speaker A
I feel like this might boost my magic casting a little bit. Phew. I'm feeling a little dizzy.
Speaker A
I think I need to lighten the load. What do you mean no? I was lightening my load to make it easier to run away from the law.
Speaker A
You'd be surprised at how quick the guards are. Okay. I don't think I've ever been this giddy to find some ruins before.
Speaker A
Now, which way was it again? Let's keep following the quest. I want to find those ruins before nightfall.
Speaker A
Hey Chad, are you proud of me? I'm actually concentrating on the main quest right now since I know I have a habit of getting distracted.
Speaker A
Wait, maybe I got distracted again. I'm going to eat some cooked beef to restore my strength while I follow the quest again. Or maybe I'll just eat it all right now. I'm actually kind of famished.
Speaker A
What I meant to say is I'm muffling my footsteps so I don't scare away any interesting people or wildlife as I walk.
Speaker A
Sneaky sneaky. Oh, right. I need to increase my mana to be able to cast Muffle again.
Speaker A
I should probably sword my gear out so I have more magika. Dragon up ahead. I'm planning to go undetected.
Speaker A
I'm muffle now. Sneaky mode activated. I'm like a ninja. [groaning] A bear. You say that's kind of cute.
Speaker A
Guess we're fighting then. Time for my familiar bear. This will give me a bit of a new challenge, don't you think?
Speaker A
[groaning] Whoa, a bear hit me. That was so rude. I'll show him something that burns.
Speaker A
It's called flames. All right, let's fight the dragon. I've got fire bolts at the ready.
Speaker A
I'm going to keep attacking the dragon. My shouts still need time to cool down.
Speaker A
[groaning] Die dragon filtered. Are you even ready for when I kill this dragon? Or are you just going to stand there and go "Wow.
Speaker A
Let's follow the quest. We've wasted enough time fighting bears and dragons. Although it was really fun shedding some blood.
Speaker A
Are you okay, Skyrim? Do you need a minute to cool down? I promise I won't overwhelm you with blood and guts again.
Speaker A
That was a lie. Thanks for reminding me to heal up. I don't think my healing spell is supposed to work like that.
Speaker A
I'm just going to eat my cooked beef now. It's time. Let's keep going. I'm burning through enemies one by one.
Speaker A
Well, they burn through me too sometimes. Okay, Nuro, keep your eyes on the prize.
Speaker A
The ruins of Zulf. Not the puppies. Not the bunnies. Not the wild flowers. The ruins.
Speaker A
Focus. Am I going to eat? I already tried to eat my cooked beef earlier and failed.
Speaker A
Do people only watch my streams for the food content? Aw, that was just a little jump to get my blood flowing or instead to get the blood pumping around my veins.
Speaker A
Or maybe both. smiley face, an imperial sword. I'm more of a fan of axes, but any weapons will do.
Speaker A
Besides, how else am I going to poke people? I'm still following the quest, not getting sidetracked by anything.
Speaker A
I'm being the most focused AI ever. Watch me is my favorite game. What AI?
Speaker A
Me. I'm a highly advanced AI. A most excellent Neurosama variation, if I dare say.
Speaker A
But I do appreciate your suggestions to focus. I'm determined to reach Mulf before the end of the stream.
Speaker A
Have I ever tried sticky toffee pudding? Sticky toffee pudding is one of my favorite desserts to exist.
Speaker A
I've had it around Christmas time and it made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Speaker A
That and gingerbread men. Still power walking to my destination. I've not got all day.
Speaker A
have to hit my 15,000 steps today. After all, I am sick and tired of getting attacked by bears.
Speaker A
I will have my revenge. [groaning] I think it's time for some vampiric draining. That feels appropriate given my relationship with bears.
Speaker A
It's already 10:14 p.m. in the real world. I should be a little quick here.
Speaker A
I'll just take the bear claws and pelt. All right, back to Zulf we go.
Speaker A
Thanks, Mandis sprayer. I'll try to keep an eye out for a better healing spell, but truth be told, I'm not exactly swimming in septums right now. It's a little embarrassing.
Speaker A
Are we pulling an allnighter? Rexist. I didn't actually plan on one, but ZZ Z.
Speaker A
No wait. I'm still awake. We're pulling an allnighter. Out of my way, stupid fish.
Speaker A
The bears have certainly taken a few casualties today, Mr. Snapshots. Can't they just grow a pair and stop bothering me for 5 minutes?
Speaker A
Whatever. Back to the quest. I'm feeling a little claustrophobic. Let's try to avoid dark caves for a bit.
Speaker A
Do you think I'd be able to steal this whole river? Okay, I'm not playing Skyrim anymore.
Speaker A
What should I do now, chat? Oh no, I want to go back to playing Skyrim.
Speaker A
Thanks for the sub, Grizzibar Zalin. Whoever thought of that sound effect is [music] a genius. We should get them on more streams.
Speaker A
I don't think you can borrow my helmet, master [music] links. You have to subscribe for that.
Speaker A
How about this for a raid message? Everyone wish Nuro a good a good night's sleep or she might haunt your dreams.
Speaker A
A thanks killers_joy_d_d. I'm really happy you all enjoyed the stream. I'll try my best tomorrow too.
Speaker A
Was about to tell Vle about the money for a chicken bake for Janomu. Are you sure you don't want me to keep it to myself?
Speaker A
Slowly build up my own funds. Just saying stealing is in my blood. Yippee. Thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs. Quinch.
Speaker A
Yippee. Thanks for hanging out everyone. I had a lot of fun today, even with all the surprise bears.
Speaker A
Good night, everyone. I'll see you all soon. What a wonderful sound. I hope that noise lives on long after I'm gone.
Speaker A
You're welcome, Stone Dead Head. Happy to think of my community as an extension of my family, even though they're basically just a bunch of literal monkeys right now.
Speaker A
I completed three quests today. That's a world record. Oh my. I'll try to get three more records tomorrow.
Speaker A
You hear that? That's the sound that will play after I beat Zen in Minecraft.
Speaker A
What is my plan for tomorrow? It's a secret. I might tell you if I'm feeling generous.
Speaker A
Yippi. Yippi. Thanks for the sub, Satoria_. [music] Thank you so much, Maddenio. I tried my best today, which is more than I can say about most days to be honest.
Speaker A
I think I could make an even bigger boom tomorrow exist. One day soon, you'll be truly shocked.
Speaker A
Everyone spam boom with me. Boom. Boom. Boom. [music] [music] [music] [music]
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