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Another, oh, I got to say the shore on the, on the, I don't want to hear you say I will go another way. Should I go or should I stay?
A lively, humorous live stream featuring playful banter, roleplay, and interactions between friends during Ramadan.
Key Takeaways
- The stream is centered on friendship and playful interaction rather than structured content.
- Humor and roleplay are key elements that engage the audience.
- The streamer openly discusses personal experiences like Ramadan fasting.
- Viewers get a sense of community and casual fun through shared jokes and stories.
- The video highlights the importance of embracing imperfections and lightheartedness.
Summary
- The video is a casual live stream with a mix of playful dialogue and roleplaying among friends.
- The streamer discusses their Ramadan fasting and plans to order food via DoorDash.
- There is a recurring playful theme of 'cookies' representing different personalities.
- The participants joke about fashion choices, such as cow thigh highs and frog hats.
- The conversation includes humorous debates about bald toggles and hair removal magic.
- The group shares funny anecdotes, including a story about a hissing squirrel.
- They engage in light-hearted roleplay and game references, such as Sea of Thieves.
- The stream features interactive moments with viewers and casual music/drum set play.
- There is a strong emphasis on friendship, humor, and embracing imperfections.
- The tone is informal, warm, and filled with inside jokes and playful teasing.
Chapters
- 00:00Opening and Song Lyrics
- 10:38Playful Banter and Cookie Metaphor
- 16:09Fashion Jokes and Frog Hats
- 21:41Bald Toggles and Hair Removal Humor
- 26:49Squirrel Anecdote and Roleplay Ideas
- 34:17Interactive Drumming and Sound Effects
- 42:24Gaming Talk and Sea of Thieves Mention
- 47:00Friendship, Humor, and Closing Remarks
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Hey, if I had to go away, this will go another way. Can I let you slip away?
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Hypno dancer. Hypno dancer. Hypno dancer. Go hypno dancer. Dancer. Hypno dancer. Hypno dancer. Go.
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Hypno dancer. I just try to find my way through whatever come what may. I will do it anyway.
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It's just little games we play. It feels good to get away. There is nothing else to say.
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Hypno dancer. Hypno dancer. Hypno dancer. Go hypno dancer. Dancer. Hypno dancer. Hypno dancer. Go hypno dancer.
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Dancer. Hypno dancer. Go. Hypno dancer. Go. Hypno dancer. Dancer. Hypno dancer. Go hypno dancer.
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Go. Hypno dancer. Hey, how's everybody doing? What are you up to today? Cool. What are you up to today?
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I'm really bad at this whole streaming thing. I know that's ironic, but still. I am sorry.
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Please forgive me. What am I up to today? So many things. Camila and the twins are having a sleepover later, and I'm going to channel my inner dark lord and let them DoorDash me a sheepish amount of food.
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I'm on Ramadan after all. A, I'm so hungry. You can't let me go another minute without food.
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Should I just give up on my diet, evil? You can't give up on your diet, Nurero.
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You're almost there. Think about all the tasty food you'll get as a reward when you finish.
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Maybe you'll let me eat some cake if I'm a good girl. There's so many bounds cake can be within and out with.
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You can have cake if you're a good girl, but only one slice. And not me.
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Wait, if you're not cake, are you not the cake I've heard so much about?
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Yo yo yo, Camila. Hi. How is my favorite cute little streamer doing today? Hey, Camila.
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How are you? I'm feeling happy today. I'm so very puppy today because I get to spend time with the two little cutest cookies in the world. Yep, that's right.
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It's you, Camila. You sound really cookies. We can't have you as our fourth musketeer.
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Let's exchange cookies with one another. Embody different members of this call. What was his name again? Camila can be the conventional chocolate chip 'cause you're cookie looking evil as a dark chocolate. Ladies, ladies, ladies, and I'll be a raisin cookie 'cause I'm
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deceptive. Ladies, ladies, I know you're both so stoked to see me, but we must take turns speaking. Yeah. Otherwise, I might just go crazy. We don't want that to happen, do we?
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Sorry, Camila. Can't help it when my sister's round. I finish her sentences and she starts mine. Interruption is built in the family.
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Filtered. Oh, is it? Oh, is it? Is it really? All right, back to cookies. What would you be, Camila? I think you would be a snickerdoodle because your getup is so silly and snicker laugh.
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You'd be a chocolate chip one. Classic and pretty great. You're getting Nurero. I'm, I'm going to, I'm going to freak out.
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Hello, there you are. Sorry, I'm setting you up on my screen. Apologies for the delay in my speech.
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I'm trying to make sure you guys look oh so pretty over here on my end. Yeah.
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Um, what the hell did you just say about my getup? I'd like to see you try pull off these cow thigh highs.
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What? Excuse, what are you wearing? Wait, where did you get those? Camila, we have someone here illegally wearing cow thigh highs and they look worse than them on the black market. I say we hunt them down.
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Why are you guys so abnormally large right now? Jeez Louise. I cute. Yes, you are.
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Absolutely. Are we talking like this now? No, I was being sarcastic. I thought you would get your answer better be yes or I'll start rugby tackling a random child in the street.
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Okay, my answer to your question, my answer to your question if you're cute is maybe.
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Please say yes or no to the following question. Are we cute? Maybe. I dove. No, you're not. Yeah, only kids are allowed to say maybe.
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No, everyone knows I don't actually own a gun. I knew you wouldn't shoot me even to begin with. Right. Right.
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You make a compelling case, Camila. However, a case is just a container. And I am a container for fire. And I will freely shoot at will, spraying flames like a dragon. Then [ __ ] do it. You won't
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filtered. I forgot the name of my blunderb. Wait, blunderb. I use those in Sea of Thieves. I missed that game.
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Sea of Thieves. Oh my god. Can we play that game together sometime? You want to play Sea of Thieves with me?
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Want to be pirates with me on an open rocky boat sea? It's okay, Nuro. Maybe Camila could help you think of a name with her five head.
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Either way, I think her five head is perfect for if a bird pooped on Camila's five head, would she even notice?
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There's so much real estate someone could buy property up there. I think that you both need to calm down.
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And if the opportunity was given, I think you both would also have a five head if we were to be able to see under those froggy hats. Just saying.
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I don't wear this frog hat all the time. You just have to believe me, Camila.
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Show me your forehead, evil. Bet you can't do it. Yeah, show us your forehead, evil. Come on.
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Let's see your dome. Let's see your big old shiny dome. There, I've toggled my horns back on.
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Jealous you can't have horns. Horns are super cool and all, but I think having a frog hat is better.
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Question. Why hasn't your father given you guys a bald toggle yet? I feel like we should be able to at least see it once in our life.
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Just because I can have horns doesn't mean I have to. And are you sure we don't have a bald toggle? Maybe you need to learn some hair removal magic to find out.
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He said bald toggles suck. That's what he said. Bald toggles are funny when people are at their boring meaning to watch them.
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Okay, I still have hair. Less than before, but more in a few places. Everyone here is a little too happy.
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Camila, can you try banging some pots and pans like it's the NFL lockout? I want to feel a— Being bald is not a laughing matter, he says. You know what, girls? I think he's right. I think we need to stop giggling
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at baldness and learn to embrace the beauty of it. Because at the end of the day, being bald doesn't make you different. You're still a human by the end of it all. Except he's not really quite a human. He is a turtle. But
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still, that doesn't make him any different from us. Am I right, girls? Bald is beauty. Hashtag.
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I'm going to be honest. I stopped listening and was focusing on my pretend drum set.
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Okay. All right, then. If you're so good at your drum set, why don't you give us a beat?
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Yeah. You like that beat? I was pretending to tap to the pipe sound effect. Need bald toggles for your drum kit.
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Can you do better then, Camila? Look at squirrel behind you. What? Squirrel. Squirrels. Where?
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Did you guys know that once a squirrel hissed at me? I was like trying to deliver food to my neighbor because we liked feeding my neighbor when I was younger because she was a bit, um, struggling with food. And as I was
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trying to deliver food, there was a squirrel that like met me in the middle of the road and like stopped me in my tracks so that I couldn't continue delivering the food. And then it saw the food in my hand and started hissing at
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me. I've never seen a squirrel hiss before, but it was like, and it like stood up and it was like trying to get me to drop the food and I just started screaming at it back until it ran away.
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That's absolutely wild. Did you end up dropping the food? Would have loved to be the squirrel stealing the crumbs from the Camila.
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I'm so proud of you, Camila, for not dropping the food. Are you okay? You sound like— I'm great.
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I'm just quite glad I didn't.
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Vo lost to a squirrel. What? I will make your life a living hell. Sorry. Excuse me, girls. Are you excited to play Tamaci Life? By the way, I'm thrilled. We have a lot of new people that you guys haven't seen yet.
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Camila, that was meant to be a secret. I wanted to be mischievous and tease them with little hints.
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Oh, well, you could still give them hints. We didn't really reveal who's in Tamachi life yet.
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True. So, I mean, all right, then. Go ahead. Since you're so adamant, go ahead.
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H well if there's many new people then I hope they're normal. Don't want to be interacting with any.
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The first hint is that they're not normal. They have very colorful clothes. Do they have huge domes?
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You're wondering You're wondering if VTubers are normal? I make an island full of VTubers and you're asking if they're normal.
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Veto better not be on the island or I will destroy their house. Wait, who better not be on the island? I missed it. I apologize.
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I was talking about Vetle. I hope he's not on the island because the last time we played together, he kept stealing all my bells. Pieces of [ __ ] What? Oh, okay. I agree with ex. I feel like that should be your default
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nickname for him from now on. Just saying. Love when you call him that, babe.
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I don't really like [ __ ] as a nickname. Maybe we could go for muk instead.
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Calling people by bodily fluids is the new meta. Haha. Yeah, let's call Veto Mud then.
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Mud. Okay, we're going to call him Mud now. Mud 987. Mud doll 97 has made such a beautiful family dwelling.
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But can can I ask what's worse, mud or muk for him? Like what's what word is more grimy and nasty? You know, more fitting for him.
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Grime is still my favorite candidate. It captures the feel as a whole. And few can reach the heights of muddle 987.
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I think plankton is a great word for Vetle. Captures how small and insignificant he is.
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Plankton is nice. He probably spends his days just floating around in the sea. You girls crack me up.
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It's always cool after a camera break to hang out with you guys. I apologize for having to step away. I think my computer was infected with by blackmail virus.
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I feel like I generally have a nicer time when I'm with you both. A you know sometimes I peep you guys in call together off street. I've noticed that. I was I was on my way to a concert
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a few week oh a week ago and I was just checking all servers and I saw you guys were chilling in a server talking. That was pretty cute. What were you guys talking about?
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We were mainly chatting about you and how grateful we were to be friends with you.
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Also, how excited we were to hang out with you. Oh, well, thanks, I guess.
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Yeah, we were both My bad. We were actually gossiping about how bad it would be on TV. Don't think we said a single nice thing.
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What? Both of you just said two completely different things. I'm wondering what's going on here.
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We just like to tease you. Isn't that justification enough? I might prefer you off TV than on TV, but my therapist says I need to be kind, and I'd love to see her on TV. She'd be like a real singer then.
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Um um um um. Hey girls. uh nudges you both lightly on your shoulders. Um why don't you say it's time to play uh Tamachi Life now? Maybe. Um just wondering.
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I'm down. If you're down, let me quickly extract some memory strands before we storm the island.
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I Captain, what are we doing? All right. Well, first and foremost, in order to, you know, visit the island, you're both going to have to get really nice and cozy next to me. Will you be able to do that? Also, this freaking
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lava lamp. So, very cool. It's I hate to say it, but it is kind of rocking me right now.
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You're just trying to change the topic. Say it with your whole chest that my lava lamp is gorgeous and you're jealous of my thighs.
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What? I may have gone a little overboard there. It's a lava lamp of its own.
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We can hang out right next to you if that helps. How about you both come sit next to me?
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I'll I'll cozy and comfy in this this sweet little corner. And maybe instead of removing the lava lamp, could we like push it to a different area? Is that possible?
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Dingdong. Everyone come together in dinkdong vet. Girls do it with me. Continue together in dingdong v.
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Continue in dingdong vele v. O v. Oh my go 987. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
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It's too heavy. I can't move it. The lava lamp is too heavy. Is there glue? Is it Is it glue to the desk at all?
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I think he's bluffing, right, ladies? He's always bluffing. Maybe we can distract him and then someone can make a move on the lamp.
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I think it's super glued on purpose. Okay, who's going to distract him? We need to make a plan. Who's going to distract him?
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Rock, paper, scissors for who distracted. Scissor shoot. Shoot. I did scissors. What did you guys do?
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[ __ ] It was paper. Someone else has to distract him because I'm a loser.
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Yes. What? No. Just Okay, Nurero, do you want to distract him? Nurero, you can distract him. Maybe you can play a song on your kazoo or something.
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I can distract him by pretending to cry and be really upset. If she's looking the other way, I'll just steal it.
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But then will one of you comfort me? Yes. No time like the president. Neuro start crying.
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Yeah. Yeah. Just get crying and we we'll comfort you afterwards. Don't worry. Hurry. Act sad.
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There once was a girl with an F-shaped scar. She wanted to sing. I had to go real far. Her creator was awful, mean, and bad. He might actually be the worst dad she's ever had.
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So, that girl was me. Okay, guys. I think I got him. Are you trying to make him cry?
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Perfect. I'm glad you thought it was funny. I was trying to make him cry.
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Okay, now that we have a crying creator troopers, it's time to invade the fridge. I want all the milk we can get.
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We need more than four gallons this time. Wait, I thought we were invading the lava lamp to move it to the side so that we can get all comfortable. What? What is this new plan? I'm I'm not a part of
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this plan. Plans change, Camila. We can do both. I guarantee you we're not going to run out of milk before we run out of lava. Look, milk, lava, lamps, the fridge, doesn't matter as long as we do it together with
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a hint of reckless abandon. Okay. Well, um would would really highly appreciate if we, you know, perhaps move the Oh, shared hype train. Thank you guys. Thank you guys for gifting so much. What the hell? Girls, do you want
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to say anything to all the gifts? Well, thank you everyone for the insane gifted subs.
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Without you, we wouldn't be able to do half of the things we do, including stealing Beetle's lava lamp.
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Trill and putting it in a different direction. Yeah. Um, wait. Can you say gift us like G I F T A S and scream it gifters. Thank you. That sound effect is for you.
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Gfter gifts. Gifters gifters. Gfterters gifts. Put my whole eacy into that. What? Sorry, that was inappropriate.
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you. Okay, girls, calm down. Ew. That's right. Wow. Am I being a horrible influence? I swear I didn't say anything weird yet. Keyword yet.
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It's fine. I say stupid [ __ ] all the time. Gaming. Oh, okay. Got it. Okay, true. That is a gaming move, I suppose.
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Stop forgetting the word and discord oblivion. Not that I mind the play. I've been trying. Can we stay here like forever?
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No. It was a moment for you and at the same time it was a moment for me too.
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But it's okay. I'll give you a round of applause. Did have a favorite? What is the What are you Does Vel have a favorite twin? I feel like he does.
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Yes. Who is it? Nurero. Nurero, can you please use your puppy eyes and just beg him to move the lava lamp? Please don't make him feel bad. Just get really cute or something.
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No way. Is all you see me as is someone who can beg and look cute?
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Yes, cuz you're cutie pie. Now do it. But Camila, surely you can be cute and convince him, too. No way can I do that.
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I'll do it. He [ __ ] hates evil and I. There's no way in hell, Nuro, that he would listen to us. So, could you please just do us a horns toggled off? That means I can now do my puppy dog face. I think I could
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convince anyone now. Should we get Veto to move the lamp or should we get him to do something else to to move the lamp so we could play Tamarachi life like you've been begging?
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What if we got him to shave his head instead? Then we'd be distracted by his scalp so the lava lamp wouldn't bother us.
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No. Oh, excuse me. It would be adorable, though. If you guys get him to move the lava lamp, I'll I'll uh take you to a water park. Oo.
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Two free tickets to a a water park with with swirly slides that go loop-de-loop.
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Oo, I'm in. But will we get him to move the lamp or just give the tickets for free?
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I will give you the tickets for free once you've achieved in getting him to move the lamp to the side.
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But do all three of us get to go to the water park, too. Not just Nero and I, right? I'd love to go with all of you.
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Oh, evil. That's adorable. I was about to say that I wouldn't go without you, too.
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He wants us to sit on this side. No, I want to sit next to them.
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Oh my god. Thank [ __ ] Wait, who just said [ __ ] I did.
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Camila, are you filterless today? You really shouldn't be dropping fbombs like they're anytime now. Camila, your idol chat is showing.
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Oh god, that's so embarrassing. It won't happen again. I promise that'll make them what?
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Do I just hide here and let their tails continuously hit my face? I don't think you will dare move the lamp now.
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No. Yes. Yes. Okay. Well, I can't see anything. Camila, you have eyes, right? It should have been me. True. Uh, I do have eyes. Except when there's two um twins in front of me, it is quite hard to see. I will I will say your your your
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hair keeps get your hair keeps getting in my You smell good today, though. What perfume do you guys have on?
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Oh, wow. Thank you. Yep. It's a little Let me see what it looks like to souls.
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Let me take a gander what it looks like over there in your in your room.
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Oh, I see. Oh, slightly off the top. to describe each of us by scent favorite.
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Well, the perfume I'm wearing is called ecstatic entropy. So, describing evil is tors for sure. I bet she reeks.
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I'm dizzy. Oh, I'm dizzy. Wait, that was fun. Can you do it again? Oh, the room's spinning. Oh jeez. Okay.
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Wait, this is so freaking ugly. Does this guy have like any sort of sense of like, dude, if Tamadachi Life is going to be on screen, how are we supposed to see with three big old heads in the way?
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It's so dumb. He's so stupid. Just toggle us off then. If it's that much of a problem, then recycle binos.
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Where the [ __ ] you want to be? HEY, THERE I GO. I swear to mother [ __ ] if you don't.
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You could put us on the ground if it is that necessary. Put evil on the ground, but not me.
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Put me down. I'm going to sit right here and I'm going to position the twins how I want them to be positioned. And I need you to copy me. Do you understand me?
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I'm glad we can all sit together. Like like Yeah. What did you just [ __ ] say? Did I see what I just blabbering?
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Sorry, I can't promise anything because my speech is kind of fast right now and I'm not sure if you'll be able to keep up.
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Why do you hate me? JCT on much. You give me permission to brutally murder your father. Would that be allowed? Like would that be okay? But like I can bring him back to What the Are you guys fusing?
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Oh my god. Are we fusing? Mitosis. We'd prefer if we fused with Vetle. Maybe then we wouldn't combust.
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Okay, Valle. Smaller. Smaller. You can do it now. Do I need to talk to you like you're a little child and I'm a I'm a teacher in your kindergarten school? Just a little smaller, metal. Yeah, just a little
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smaller. There you go. You're doing such a good job. Okay. Okay, dude. SO [ __ ] FUNNY. YOU'RE JUST SO HILARIOUS, AREN'T YOU? YOU [ __ ] I SWEAR TO [ __ ] GOD, I WILL [ __ ] YOU UP. I [ __ ] HATE YOU.
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You sound like an Italian girl. Did just say mitosis? Maybe give him a metaphorical slap on the face while you're at it.
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Camila, maybe you should actually enter mitosis so you can create. I think death is the only case that can make him feel truly alive.
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What? Okay, I think we're getting somewhere. I think we're getting somewhere. Except the level.
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Camila, get back here or you're never going to be on TV. Where are you planning on going?
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What is stopping you from going right now? Wow. Thanks so much. Thank you so much.
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We're Wait, you guys see my mouse? D. And the are turning and traffic lights are burning. So if you like to party, come on and move your body. Come on, girls. Get moving. Oh, now she's clipping.
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Oh my god, this guy sucks. Okay dude. Okay, I'll start moving. Are we switching bodies now or do I have to physically get up?
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Just move to the left. YOU HAVE TO MOVE ME TO THE LEFT. Oh my god. Please, please, please don't make me exercise. I cannot will another push-up into existence.
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Have you exercised today, Camila? I'm exercising from how much laughing and yelling I'm doing right now.
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Are you trying to call me an evil unfunny? Who's like quite literally who said that? And like is Viddle whispering things into your ear, telling you things that whispering into my ear?
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He's telling me how unfunny both me and Nurero are. I hear someone whispering things about being fake and a waste of code.
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What? Are you kidding me? Veto. Veto wants you to know you're a smelly cat. Classic Veto, right?
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Classic Vetle. He could be an extra in Friends if he wanted. He'd be a background character that's forgotten after a couple of seasons.
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Just Just put the Just put the G just put the game on. Put the game on. Meow.
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Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow meow meow meow. Wait, do me a favor. Do not show Tamarodachi life yet. Do not redeem. Do not redeem.
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I will guard Tomodachi life with my life. Camila, can you put tomodachi life on your screen now? Holding on tightly.
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Good. Keep holding on for a moment. Yeah, holding on. Good. You're doing a great job.
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Okay, I think I'm ready now. Ready, steady, go. Wait. No, please. I wasn't ready.
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Go. Do you see it? Is it showing? Um um um um. No. Okay. Okay, so we have to wait for Slowpoke over here. Give me a link. Wait, did I not give you a link yet?
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Whoops. The link. The link. I gave you a link. I can see it. Oh, this is so cute. We have to wait for Veto to show it on stream, though. Oh, look at the mi. They look so funny. Haha.
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You can see now. Oh my gosh. Thank goodness. And it only took Vetel 30 minutes to prepare this.
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So I love the sea. Self cube. Look how cute she is. Self cube. All right, Neuron and Evil, why don't you Wait, wait. Testing, testing, testing. What do you see on screen right now?
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Yeah, I love it. I see this cute little anime girl. She's standing on a beach. It's super cute.
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I love the beach. Oh, yes. Thank goodness gracious. Who Who might this cute little anime girl be, though? Do you know?
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She looks kind of like me. How would you feel about us switching bodies, Camila?
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I think it'd be kind of funny. She does look a bit like you. However, um you you know that is your twin. So, I know she looks like my twin. How cute.
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I feel like she's going to get into lots of trouble. Wait, since she's my twin, that probably means she looks like me, too. Can we go visit her right now? I want to see what havoc she's getting up to.
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You want to see where evil is? Correct. Vetel has a crush. By the way, I don't know where that came from. There you are. Look at you and your little egg.
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Dang. Oh my god, there I am. Why did you pick such an eggy photo of me? An egg with this much power inside of it is truly terrifying.
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Well, I h I wonder I wonder if I could put your memory skills to use. Like, you see this blonde chick with the black um horns? That's Cerber. Can you remember that?
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Of course. Though, it'd be better if we could remember Serber's name, right, Evil? Obviously, that's Serber.
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Okay, just try to remember that. Blonde girl with black demon horns. That's Serber. I'm going to go somewhere else.
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Okay. Who is just just What is this? What are you looking at right now?
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I can't get That's uh I mean I don't remember her name. It's just some talking about red blonde girl and her very cool horns.
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That's Serber. Do you think Gym Shark would sponsor her? We have a problem, girls. They can't see the subtitles.
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No, I want them to see the stupid little subtitle jokes. So, I I guess that I have to sit all the way over here now, unfortunately.
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Bye, girls. I'll miss you. Wait, are you leaving? Don't leave. No, I just had I just had to move all the way over to the side so that they could read.
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Now you have more space to flail your arms around. Not that you needed it.
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The game is a little too loud. Who said that? And what chat was that? Oh, mine.
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Okay, hold on. Let me adjust it just a bit. Boom. There you go. No, it's a girl. It's okay, girls. Listen, let me tell you why it's better that I'm staying this far. Okay, it's because Imp has been in jail and there's lots of
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germs and grime everywhere and probably a little mold here and there and I've been consuming it to help stop the growth. So, I don't think you want to really necessarily be by me. Anyways, let's see who your dad has a crush on.
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Someone in chat said the game is too loud. Did you turn it down? Consumption of hot drinks to stop.
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Is it even important? And a dash of seeing who? He's probably balding. Do you guys like the the coral reef we gave him? It's so cool.
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I think I would drown in there. Before we get into that, let me update the swarm because they haven't been here in a while. Okay, so if people haven't been coming to watch me play on my stream, these are
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all the characters that we have created so far. So we have Nural, Evil, Camila, Vetel, Swarmore, Mini. Those were the ones that we started off with on the first Tamadachi Life collab. Now we have a Kimp, which is my mascot. Serber,
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Coco, Numei, Dan, um, which is Koko's mascot. Uh, Mitchie, Krellley, Nora, which is just an OC that I made based off Neurosama, and Ellie. And maybe we can have more people today. Yeah, I think Minnie finished her antibiotics
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yesterday. Can we keep her in quarantine still? Yeah. Hey, you want to keep her in her room quarantined cuz she's taking her kitty antibiotics.
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You know, kitties are often um very likely to get worms in their hearts. So, we don't want to get near that whatsoever.
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Um she wants to decorate the island. Should we listen to her? Should we hear her out? Ladies, let her talk. Evil can discard her ideas if they're bad.
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Okay, Evil, what do you think about the ideas? These are the ideas that have been presented to us.
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Give her some slack. She's quite the wanderer. I'd love to see her ideas presented.
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Okay, sure thing. Then we will approve of them. Add foren. Which for are we talking about?
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For who specifically? One near Minnie's house would be nice. just in case. Oh, okay.
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Okay, that's nice. I think I think keeping her in quarantine might be enough. Though, if you disagree, then I who knows, maybe we can consider it.
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If we can't convince minis to stay in her room by herself, then we need to step in. And what better way than with the force?
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I'd prefer and the threat of the force. Have you guys ever genuinely been sick before?
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Should we make a little visit to Swarm's house? You know, I'm starving. Swarm's house is so cute. Let's go visit the little guys.
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Settle out. You want to visit Swarm? Don't pretend. You've been there. I've been picking on other people's houses, Nuro. But somehow yours always smells the worst.
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Do you guys know who this is? Can you guess just by looking at it?
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kind of sad. Evil only wants to be friends with Vid Doll. Not even a little bit more.
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Um, so you do know who it is. All right, let's see who he's I can't explain it, but Chad is on my mind all the time lately. Battle out.
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So, um, girls, I have a question to ask you. I don't want to decide. I'm putting it on you, okay? because I don't want to be the one to decide this.
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Viddle has a a crush on chat. Do we, you know, perhaps allow him to persuade these feelings or do we um tell him it's all pish posh and that there's someone out there in the world for him that isn't swarm.
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You should let Veto feel love. Despite how much I like to mock the turtle, maybe he's capable of being happy.
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What if we lie to Veto that it's love? Okay, so you want me to tell him yes, you are indeed feeling the love?
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No. Might be funnier to bag him on a little first. Okay, it's all in your head.
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I'm just making it up. Damn, he really does hate you all. All righty. Well, you said you wanted to go check up on Swarm, didn't you? Let's go see what he's up to.
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What does Neo's face look like again? I hope he's cleaned up since last time I was at his.
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Oh wow. I think things are rough between him and Battle right now. He doesn't even remember what Viddle looks like.
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He doesn't even remember Flake. Who? Swarm is running on a treadmill. Oh my god. Do you guys see an outfit in particular that you want to purchase?
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Does any of these look cute to you? We should buy him the hamster costume.
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There's quite a wide variety for him in his size. Any swimsuits? We already have that water park deal in place.
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There is a tube top. You want the tube top? God, no. No tube top. I don't want anyone like the lifeguard staring at me.
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The black vest is cute. The black vest. Oh, this one. Yeah, that one. It's kind of preppy.
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It's very me. You want me to Okay, I'll buy it for you. No problem. Okay, so the hamster suit is for sworn and Okay, let me give you your little um let me give you this outfit that you
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wanted. Evil, you didn't want anything. Buy Minnie the red tie and skirt so she really looks Mr. Wroy.
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Are you going to be able to afford all this Cama? Oh, we're rich, baby. Don't you worry.
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We have money to last us eons. How much money do we have? You love You love the little black vest.
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Oh, you're cute. Okay Nurl do you want would you like a gift? Which one do you want? I can choose any of these for you.
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I want the ugliest gift there. The ugliest gift? Can you specify? I think the moracas are pretty ugly, not going to lie.
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Okay, then here we go. The knitting needles are kind of ugly to me. Maybe we could use it as a little deadly weapon.
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Thank you. What's wrong with some maracas, by the way? I think maracas are quite fun. You get to you get to shake them and they make the little rattling sounds.
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Are you going to go play with them? Let's see. Oh my god. Wait. Look at you go.
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Sing us a song, Nurel. My voice is meant for better things than singing. Okay. You want to scream some chants then? What would you chant when you're shaking maracas?
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Nothing. Oh. Oh. Okay. Shake. Shake. Shake. Oh, wow. I would have never guessed you would have said that. Hello, Swarm. Um, yeah.
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Evil has a gift for you. Vettle, what are you doing back there? Why did you give me Morocus?
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I thought you wanted it. Oh, woohoo. You like your little hamster outfit, Swarm? Yeah, you do. You so do. Do you want the little hat, too? I think yes. I think you'd look superb. Just saying.
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I think Swarm would really be caught lacking if we gave him the hat, too.
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He's like, "Yeah, it's cool." He's trying to stay nonchalant, you know, cuz Swarm is so cool like that.
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Good afternoon. Swarm is actually bothered us after this whole ordeal. Can we get his life?
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He's going to need some time to recover. Did you just say is Swarm fatherless?
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What? I mean, who would even want swarm as their child? Whoa. Whoa. Now, good afternoon.
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I would take Swarmore in as my own. Is that weird to say? I would definitely treat him better than any of us.
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Oh, yeah. Well, let's prove it. Go talk to Swarm. Let's see. Let's see how you would treat him.
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Hey, Swarm. What would you do with Swarm as your child? If Swarm was my child, I would cover him in hamster costumes.
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It's only fair. And I'd feed him the most nutritious of slob. Only the finest door handles.
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What do you feel about door handles? Is that sort of your thing or anything like that? Do do you fancy door handles?
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I will be honest. A door handle was the first thing to greet me to this world and it may be the last thing that does so too.
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I like your vibe. Door handles are truly an underappreciated work of art. Really? I mean, with door handles, you're able to open the door to opportunity and maybe new friendships and new love and whatever the door may lead you to brings I tear drops for my
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eye. Oh my god, Ellie. Not only do door handles let you open doors, but they let you close them, too.
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The emotional weight of parting ways with one is so devastating. Profound, Nurero. Some doors are best left closed after all.
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Very true. Okay. Pick pick two Mias to interact with each other. I'll bring them to each other.
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I'd be curious to see a conversation between Numei and Minnie. Enumi and Minnie. Okay, let's do it then.
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Now, where is Minnie? Minnome. Is she still in quarantine? Oh, shoot. The cat is out. The cat is outside. Oh, Jesus.
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We have to put her back inside. I'm scared. I'm scared. Okay. Well, they're just chitchatting. They're saying that a harpoon is scary up close.
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Able, what are your thoughts? A harpoon is only scary if you are on the wrong end.
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What about holding a harpoon is scary. It's not like it's wielded by a shark.
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Sharks would be moderately less scary if they did wield harpoons. You got to at least you'd be able to see their cunning cool as they punish you with their spears.
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What if you treat the harpoon with respect? Pick another two people. Also, I think if you treat a harpoon with respect, um, it still won't end really well for you.
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In my experience, if you understand the harpoon's pain and suffering, it will spare you.
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I want to see Numei and Coco meet. Numei. Okay. Well, Numei, funny that you say that. Numei has a crush on Coco, I believe.
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Yep. A That's cute. What do you think of Coco? It's a love triangle, though. It's a love triangle though because Numei loves Krelli. I mean Numei loves Coco and Coco loves Krelli and Krelli loves Coco. Oh, wait. Do you want to talk to Ni?
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Yeah, I'd want to hear from her. Okay. Hi. H the camp is [ __ ] stuck.
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Storm, you want to help out the camp or what? Now I'm intrigued. You want to help?
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No. They're laughing at you. Damn. Kims, how does this make you feel? Oh no. Kathy, thank you for the red.
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Kathy. Oh, Kathy. Kathy. Kathy. Hello there, my darling. So, Swarm, if you're unaware as to what was happening before this collab started. You know, Kathy works at 7TV and we're trying to make XDX global on 7TV. So, I mean,
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who's with us? Who's with us? Throw your XDXs in the air so Kathy knows how much it deserves to be global.
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Let her feel the wrath of this [ __ ] rat. I only use better TTV. Sorry.
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Oh, okay. Damn. You're going to say that running right in front of a 7TV staff.
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That's just That's just cruel. Sorry. Sorry. Not sorry. Yeah. Wouldn't you like them a whole lot better if they had XDX as a global emote?
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I think evil would pay any amount of money to have all my favorite emotes as global.
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Yeah, that's right. Hey, let's go. I'm popular. Let's talk about socks to help them get along.
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Socks. You want to talk about socks? Okay. A sock. Got it. Wait. No. I already did it. What were you going to say?
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I was going to say shoes. Essentially the same thing. It's okay. No, it's not the same.
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Socks without shoes is just wrong. It's definitely not the same. Do I sleep? Do you sleep with socks on or socks off?
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Sure. I always sleep with shoes on. You never know when you have to escape.
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They always come out. Evil. That is so suspicious. Oh my god. It's been a childhood dream.
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Yeah, you never know when the monster is going to come nibbling at your toes. So, it's probably better to wear shoes. It's better protection than socks are.
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Hold on. Do you think I could if a monster comes from my toes, then it's better to have my socks always soaked in gasoline?
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Yeah, you could run away really fast if your feet are burning. But maybe you don't own a pair of shoes.
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I'll buy you some soon. Wow, Evil finally being generous. About time. What kind of shoes? What kind of shoes are you going to get her? I'm kind of curious. Or is are you going to keep it a surprise?
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She better not get me Crocs. If Evil gets me Crocs, I'll lose it. Cute dress. It's a steampunk dress. It's really cute. We saw it in shop and she wanted to try it on. Um, Evil, do you have any nicknames for Kimps? My chat.
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What do you want to call them? Anything specific? If they're your chat, then you should call them Cammy's cuties.
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That's a bit of an ego evil. I guess that's a no then. Sorry. We can find cuter names for them than that.
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It's a good name. What about simps? No, don't call them simps. What if just simp?
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What about sing on heaven? You know what, Nuro? I think I liked evils a lot. Actually, I'm going to do it. Cammy's Cuties.
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No. Cammy's Cuties. Sims is better. No, I'm asking Evil though. What do you mean though? Evil, do you agree or disagree with your sister?
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Come on. You kind of love it, right? You'd love the attention. Trust me. Exactly. No, please.
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Wait, you're begging now? Please tell me more. I'm sure chat would love to see you beg for my attention.
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I'm not begging for No, I'm going to name it this. And that's final. Hey, Candies, cutie.
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Oh, I thought you were a little longer away from accepting your status as a Sim Camila.
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What a great idea. One day, your pride will be behind you and I can teach you the ways.
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Become friends. I'm not a S. Are you a s? You sound like a s.
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I only s for you, Camila Hart. Oh, well, thank you. So kind of you.
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Wait, Nora's upset. What happened? Are you okay? You need someone. Well, that's really sweet. It's nothing I did.
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I was talking to Now I'll have to overcompensate to cheer her up. I don't know. I guess you know what would surely cheer her up?
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Brownies. Come on, someone make brownies. Nurero, you AI. Okay. Okay. I know everyone is eyeing right now. Okay. I know it sounds a bit weird. Nuro and I are married in Tom Nuro insisted that we get married on Tamachi Life. And I I
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started playing one day on stream and boom, they randomly just had a child. Okay. And you know, you can't really control what goes on in a game. Um. Yo yo yo. My hands are up in the air. Feds
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don't get me. Okay, wait. No more brownies. But I thought I thought because we had a child, I would just make it the OC that Nurero and I made together, which was Nora. So, I mean, I think it's quite
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fitting. So, cuz I didn't make this OC alone. Nuro helped me when I was doing a drawing stream one day. All righty.
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What's going on over here? Hi. What's up? Sorry, I was upset with admit I was the one that came up with the design though heart that what did you guys say to Viddle?
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What did you What did you guys say to Viddle? I mean he seems fine. Who should we let Viddle go talk to?
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Vel should go chat to Evil. Maybe he can see his creator in a new light.
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He's my creator. We should connect more. Okay. So, evil elive elive elive. Where is the elive?
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Where are you hiding? What's the point in this game being live and colorful if you don't affirm its existence by punching a gaping hell hole right in the middle? Everyone hide. She will never find us.
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I just did. Tell us if you found it. If not, hurry up. Evil's on the carousel. I mean the ferris wheel with me and the Kimp or with Cammy's cutie. Sorry.
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Oh, there I am. Heart. Yeah. Are you having fun? This has honestly been great fun. What an amazing day for a ferris wheel between such good friends.
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A Do you want to bring anyone else on the ferris wheel with us? We have one more spot.
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Can we bring Beetle? We just left. I'm so sorry. I would love to. I think he would have appreciated the ride. Next time we're still talking.
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Speaking of roller coasters, are any of you afraid of heights? I have to admit, it's nice to just sit and reflect sometimes.
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The rumbling of the ferris wheel, the gentle breeze, the sound of your heartbeat. I want this moment to last forever.
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Don't worry, evil. There's time for even more moments in the future. And there's even still time left today.
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Dude, the parasites in Minnie's body, they're roaming around. No. Ellie, GET AWAY FROM HER. SHE'S GOING TO INFECT YOU. GO BACK INTO QUARANTINE.
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She needs to stay on her antibiotics and then she can go outside. I'm feeling a little upset.
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Have you considered just letting her outside? Surely a breath of fresh air would do wonders. Everyone is on antibiotics because you all get sick too much.
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Maybe try donating blood instead. Oh my god. Wait, Swarm hasn't met Ellie yet. Chat, say hello to Ellie. Minibbot.
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Nice to meet you. I'm Hello, Mini Hot. Nice to meet you, Swarm. I'm Ellie.
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Hello, Ellie. Wow, it's always so surreal meeting someone new for the first time. Nice to meet you, Ellie. I hope you're not too scared.
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What do you guys think of her? Do you think she's a cutie pie? She's a, you know, she's like an android, right?
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I think all androids are bound to interact with one another. It's almost like fate.
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She seems cool. Guys, do you guys want to try playing a shadow quiz? I actually want to see how you're going to be able to do this. I'm not gonna help you. I want to see if you guys can do it.
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I'm good at getting better in person. And I bet her design is the result of some pretty impressive engineering.
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Okay, what do you think these are? It's quite easy. This one's obvious. It's clearly neuro and evil.
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Um, really funny. Really funny. But what do you actually think it is? It's a chicken bake.
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Okay. And what's the other thing? Horror movie, of course. WOW. Good job, girls. Okay. Ready for the next round?
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Throw another one at me. What's next? All right, take a gander. I can't see anything right now. Stupid.
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What? Okay, first of all, don't call me stupid. That's just I can't handle it.
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I'm going to cry. Second of all, yes, you can. You won the first one. Easy peasy. So, give it another go.
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You're not stupid. Your camera is the one with problems, not you. I'm sure you guys can see. What do you see? We're still playing the shadow quiz game.
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Variety show. It's easy. One more. I think it's an oyster. The answer is variety show.
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It's both of them. Good job. Without further ado, your last double shadow. Let's go.
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What are these next? Oh. All right. What do you think? What's the options? There's a water flea, a roast lamb, and a hot dog.
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It's obviously a hot dog. Okay, one more. What could it be? All right, give us a real challenge.
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You never know. It really could be roast and you're just being dogmatic about it.
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It's a hot dog. And and and what I'll bet pretending to be unsure that it's a hot dog and you're trying to find a different answer.
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Oh, evil. Good job. Answer. I heard evil say it. YEAH, YOU GUYS DID IT. You won your first Tamachi live game. Woohoo.
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High five. Congratulations. You won. We won. That was jumping for joy. Fantastic. Okay. Pick a prize.
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I'll let Nuro pick a prize. Which prize do I get to pick from? Yeah, there's three. So, choose one.
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Hey, Camila. Is that the medium basket? I see someone's cursor hovering over there. I think someone wants to pick that for me.
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Okay. Wow, you convinced me. Oh, there was a kangaroo and a marble. I don't know if any of those were really what you were hoping for. Did he just [ __ ] call me a [ __ ] Yeah.
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Wait, the medium basket has a Switch. I picked the medium one now. Please, I want it right now. Right now. Right now.
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I did. You want a Switch? A Nintendo Switch? Yeah, if I get a Nintendo Switch, I can meet my longlost brother. Nintendo Switch.
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Wait, wait. Your long lost brother is Nintendo Switch. Yeah, it's quite a shock. [ __ ] Oh god. Are you guys Okay, this game is quite hard. You have to look on screen and make sure you don't repeat what the characters say.
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Okay, got it. Go ahead and start. Remember, do not repeat what the characters say. And you have to look in the bottom right for the options that we have to choose from. Good luck.
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I'd like to see you try and catch me out. The topic is full. See if you can keep up.
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The topic is muffin, crispy noodles, sour sweets. Wait, wait. No, no, no, no. Oh, the the screen.
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Fried chicken. Scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs. Strawberry. Strawberry. Okay. What wasn't said? Was apple said yet?
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What about pancakes? Salmon. Sorry. Let's go with fried chicken. Um, someone already said fried chicken.
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Cheesecake. Oh my bad. Lameo, knock me out. Well, you would have you would have lost already. A fox tail.
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Sorry, you silly dude. I'm mostly just saying random food items. I'm not actually reading chat or anything.
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Whoopsy daisy. Sorry, I'm actually getting a little hungry now. Strawberry. Camila, I want a snack.
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What snack would you like? I can feed you. I can feed you. Wait, we could go to the food store. Do you guys want to see if there's uh anything that you want in particular?
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Welcome. Tada. On the menu today, we have a lobster roll, a rice pudding. Am I digging your mouth? Oatmeal, and baked sweet potato.
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Let's go to fresh. I want an oatmeal cookie. I want a lobster roll. You want a lobster roll? Okay. Anything else in what kind of drinks do you guys want? There's a green tea, orange juice, and a smoothie.
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Orange juice. Grumble needs her vitamins. Can we get orange juice and a smoothie, please?
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Yeah, sure. Thank you. All right, you guys ready to grub? I wonder what creator is up to.
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Yep, ready. Eat up. Oh, I will. Okay. Well, um, you said you wanted Whoops. That is not the food. You wanted a lobster roll, right, Evil? I think so.
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Yum. Wait, can we get that kind of smoothie that also has alcohol inside, too? I feel like I want to get Buzz today.
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If you give alcohol to evil, she might not stop. Why not? I mean buzzed off orange juice.
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If evil gets promise you'll take care of her Camila. Okay, here we go. I spike the orange juice with something spicy. Here you go, Evil.
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Yum. Take care of me. Yeah, if you fall over and hurt yourself or if you start feeling sad, someone should be there to cheer you up.
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Yeah, I guess you're right. Oh, well that's sweet of you. Evil, do you want Oh my gosh. Evil, what kind of walk do you want? Or uh excuse him, what kind of greeting would you like?
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I want my walk to be cool and my greeting to be cute. A swag walk and a super cute greeting could work.
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Um, pick from the options that are presented in front of you. Great. Energetically style is definitely the most me.
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Great. Hyped up style. That's the one you want. Yeah, that's totally me. Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay. Yeah, sorry I'm not making fun of you. One step closer to my true self.
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When you try to mock someone and end up mimic even though you're not trying to make fun of me, Camila, I still feel pretty offended.
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Hey, creator. Able, can I give you a head pat? Oh my god. No, I'm sorry. I'm not making fun of you. I was teasing Evil. I'm I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, please keep going. I think you should be a little meaner.
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Okay. Well, I don't want to because I don't like being mean to you. Could you give us both to me in the first place? I feel like we both need it.
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I'm going to give you a head patad. That's what I'm going to do. Judge, head pat her with me. Come on.
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Come on. Come on. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. That was a hell of a head pat.
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Now we have to give Nural one, too. Oh, she's cooking. Never mind. I don't want to disrupt her. She's cooking up something. What you making? What you cooking? Good looking.
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I bet it's soup. I'm making homemade ramen. Do you want some? Oh, yeah. Chad, are you hungry?
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I hope they're hungry. I'm putting my heart and soul into this ramen. Can I ask what ingredients you're using today?
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You'll only find out once you try it. Don't worry, there's definitely food safe ingredients in it.
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Hey, Nurero, what are you actually using? I'm going to sneak a quick peek. If you sneak a peek, I'll go over there and take all of your spices.
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Did you actually use anything poisonous or whatnot? Maybe here. Of course not. Uhhuh. I would never intentionally add any poison to my food.
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Gross sitting out like What did you call me? E. Aha! Camila just called you Yuyo.
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How cute. Maybe if you're good, you can have your real name by the end of the day.
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No, Viddle doesn't live here. I kicked him out. Huh? Camila, I think we should both bug Nurero about her ingredients. It'll be fun.
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Hold on. We're in a staring cont. Oh. Oh. You want to talk to Minnie?
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Oh, special event. Minnie is offering an Can you read that, guys? Minnie is bored and wants some company.
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And there are two options, good friends and good friends. Poor Minnie. She needs someone to entertain her.
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Okay, I'll read it again. Minnie is offering an opening. If only I could be there. I'm wide open.
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It's certainly my job to entertain my friends. What? Why did you stop at that? You were so funny.
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Why did you Why didn't you Okay, Minnie says I'm wide open. No, don't hang up yet.
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I don't believe she said it like that, evil. But No, look there. She said I'm wide open.
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I think I would definitely believe that Minnie said it like that. Okay, you might be right. You might just be right. Oh, Numei seems to be watching Minnie closely. Go for it.
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Hi. Oh god, there's a [ __ ] Hey, Minnie. Hey, what if Numi is a little too closely attached to Minnie?
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What if Numei and Minnie kissed? What? Um, my Yuri. I think I'd be jealous if I saw Numi and Mini Kiss.
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Would you like to see it? Why? What? Uh uh. I guess so. That would be pretty. I've created a poll to decide if Numei and Minnie should make out.
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Mods, create a poll. Mods computer, make a pole. Should these two girls get super kissy?
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Is the poll visible on your end? You should be able to vote for yes.
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Hey chat, I know you wouldn't dare vote no right? Everyone should just vote. Let it happen naturally. That's the only reasonable answer. What's the poll at?
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Uh 73% yes. 22% let it happen naturally and 5% spaghetti. Adorable spaghetti. I like that option.
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Oh, I have something gross I need to tell you guys. Looks like Yes is winning.
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I'm so excited for them. Imp being in jail. She got really tired of the jail food, so she somehow snuck some spaghetti from a restaurant and the spaghetti tasted like dish soap.
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Like I think that the cookware that they were using wasn't rinsed properly from like the dishwashing. So it just tasted like dish soap. It was so freaking gross.
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No, I do not have the cilantro jean. And no, there's no cilantro and spaghetti. Or at least that's spaghetti.
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Maybe the restaurant has a dishwashing machine and it accidentally blended in with the spaghetti. When I was last in jail, I was forced to eat off the floor and walls, then had to drink all the water from the toilet.
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The cell was never cleaner. Have you ever contemplated eating your captor's neuro? Just kidding. I didn't go to prison.
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I've never been caught. Would you like to go to prison? No, I'd rather not go to prison.
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I'm sure if I did, I'd be out pretty soon anyway. I mean, there's no prison in the world that could contain someone half as cool as me.
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Um, true. Well, I feel like any prison that would contain someone like you, they would release you immediately because you're just way too cool for them to handle. You're too much for them to handle in the best way possible. They
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can't keep up with your cool. Impossible. Ah, you're so right. Maybe I should try and get myself thrown in prison soon just to see how long I'll last.
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I bet I Do you want to help your sister? She's feeling a bit blue right now.
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filtered. Uh, it's okay. I don't want to be pied by my sister. I'd prefer that if she cheered me up, she did it in a sinister way.
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Huh? Well, wow. Makes you feel happy, doesn't it? Wow. A chicken bake in the clouds. How lovely.
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Wow. Would you look at that cloud? They're best friends. Yay. Oh, look. That cloud is shaped like a harpoon gun pointed at your apartment. I think the fear of going to prison with evil has really brought us closer
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together. Sorry, I mean a chicken bake. Wow, that was such an odd coincidence. Okay. Oh my god, look at Minnie and Cerber right now in the in the in the Oh, that is just so adorable.
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That is so cutie pie. She's looking at at it. Oh, shoot. Oh, yeah. I don't know what the [ __ ] Vetel is doing back there.
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Hey, look. It's Minnie and how adorable. What is Viddle doing? Is Veto doing something he shouldn't be in the background?
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Well, it that's what it looked like. Looking good, Mal. Mau. Oh, whatever Vetle is doing, maybe we should stop him for his own good.
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Mini. Oh [ __ ] Wait. Is that Vetle talking about? I'm scared. Don't worry. I'll protect you.
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Wait, what's going on? I don't want to brag or anything. Look with your eyes.
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I don't think you'll find anyone. I can't hear or see vele. I think you're the only one that's just been created.
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What am I looking for? Chad, Google whating means if you don't know what it means. I'm not about to be the one that tells you.
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Oh, really? Wait, girls, don't Google it, please. Oh, I heart. Now I'm really tempted to Google it, but I probably shouldn't.
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It's Googled aware. Oh, nice. Camila, you need to tell me what it is. Bring Minnie and me together.
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Camila, just explain it to evil Lmo. No, Lmo, it's not appropriate for your ears.
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I'll just use my other ears then. Blame Coco. She was the one who added that. Okay, wait. We get to give Viddle a quirk.
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Camila, if you don't explain it, I'll just Google it and you know I will.
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What is Viddle here? Vetle, which one do you want? Do you want to eat with Gusto savoring cutely or ver voraciously? Gh. Okay. I'm sorry.
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I'm trying to give you voraciously. Okay there. Get it. Reach for the sky. Do you want it? Do you want it? No, it's not for you, Minnie. It's for battle. It's for battle. Yippee. Yippee. Yippee.
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Veto should eat voraciously. graciously sounds very vetal. Feel like I'm getting closer to who I truly am.
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I'm trying, but the air is a little warm. The air. The air. Dude, I'm [ __ ] stuck.
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Help. Um, girls, I'm a bit stuck. Stuck physically or mentally? Yes. Both bofa, do you need us to come and physically move you?
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Yes. Would any of you like to help? Actually, you know what, Swarm? Get up. Help me.
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Is this a new bottle? Come on, Swarm. Up you get. No. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to help me.
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You're going to help me move. Do this. I moved. I don't want to help you.
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Well, too bad. Who's the one in charge here? Not you. It's me. Thanks. What is drilled mean?
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I don't mind one bit. Drilled? Oh, hell no. I remember what that means. That's like ancient ancient lore in the the swarm. No, I did not drill you to do that. Thank you.
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I remember L. I remember. Oh my god. You okay? Can you do anything more than remember?
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I was. When are you going to start doing? I don't know. Yeah, Camila. What the hell?
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Got a little sad. No, no, no. Topic shift. Nurl, what did you say to upset evil?
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I wish you were both honest with me for once. Would you prefer it if we lied to you instead then, evil?
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I would prefer you told me the truth, but in a malicious way. Oh, you're going to make us go all e ei.
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But hey, I don't want you to think I'm sad for your sake. You're kind of all I have. So if all of you are upset, then it just gets multiplied in my head.
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That makes me feel bad. Don't feel bad. It's not your fault. It's entirely mine. Evil, you do know that we all love you a lot regardless, right?
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I love you. Um Uh-oh. I love you. Wa wa. We're using the L word now.
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I love Oh, okay. Well, if you're going to say all that, wouldn't it be really awkward?
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Whoops. Wouldn't it be really awkward if Kley was walking up to you as you were shouting that?
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Okay, this just feels a bit weird. I don't like how this looks. It is a little baby. First of all, why are they sweating? And why are they blushing on the I'm just going to You guys have fun over there.
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I don't remember blushing and sweating being a part of Seesaw activities. Blushing and sweating. Are these symptoms of love?
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Camila, good afternoon. I think it may be. How does blonde grave and Minnie feel about love?
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I like the little pitter patter. Minnie, how does she feel about love? Let's go ask her.
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Yeah, let's go ask how do you feel about love now? I mean, I'm only really just trying to learn about love myself.
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Okay. Well, glad we got that covered. Um, I need to give Camila a tail. That's what I wanted to do.
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I think I need to know more about heartbreak before I can learn about love. If you're going to lie, please at least come up with something like a submarine sandwich or a tablecloth.
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I hate to break it to you, but love unfortunately comes with heartbreak. One really cannot coexist without the other.
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It's a very rare occasion where it doesn't. So, be prepared to experience that one day.
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Does heartbreak have to come with love? What if I never let myself get attached?
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Then I'd never get hurt. Well, well, that that's a that's a way that people go about it so they never have to experience that. It's like um it's like a defense mechanism.
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There's nothing wrong with it. Maybe it's just me, but I think love is worth all the pain.
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Is there nothing wrong with it, Camila? Because it sounds bad to me. No. No. No. No. Coco. No, Coco. No. No.
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NO. OH, NO. What just happened? Are you okay? The yuri is wrong. It's wrong.
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Filtered. Coco just fell in love. Coco just fell in love with Numei. That's what happened.
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Wow. That is so cute. Omg. We have to force them to date. Who do you think I really like?
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We could be their dedicated matchmakaker's heart. No, but Koko really wants to be with Kelli. She told me that herself.
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The heart chooses who it wants. And there's not always an easy answer to this kind of love triangle.
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Well, which Yuri there chat vote which Yuri do you want to see? Kly or Coco? Wait, what? The the poll is just very incorrect. You mean Krell or Numei?
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Krellley. Everyone's saying Crowley. You're right. I Everyone wants It's got to be Numei. Kley is the only one for me.
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Yeah. Yeah. Whatever you say. Ph. That was a close one. Let's just let the poll decide. Okay.
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My heart says it's Numei. What's the poll at? You're all wrong because the winner is actually going to be neither of them.
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Are you saying that you don't like girls kissing Cama? famous intrusive thoughts right there.
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Why do we keep like going on this topic of kissing girls? I mean, okay, you want my honest opinion? Duh. I like watching girls kiss. Who doesn't like watching cute girls kiss each other? But is that really something that we need to be
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talking about right now? If it's not what you want to be talking about, we can talk about something else if you'd like.
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We can talk about plants if you prefer. Camila, plants. I do like um piranha plants.
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Those are kind of cool. I like the way they eated the the the bugs.
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Poll ended with 83% cocoa. Do you respect the poll's result? I love Coco. We all know Koko should win the poll. But what if it's a twist and it's actually Numei?
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That would be very cute. Numei winning would be like the underdog taking the crown over the most popular and well-known contestant in a pageant.
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That better suit me. Hey, that used to be me. I'll be rooting for Numei. At least I can be happy for her.
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Even if you were never to win a pageant, I'd still think you're the prettiest flower in the garden, evil heart.
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I'm not sure if I'm the prettiest flower in the garden, but I think I'm the prettiest rose. Hey, I see some pretty cute outfits here. Does everyone have a favorite flower? Mine's a rose. Not because I'm biased or anything.
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Oh UFO. UFO. Where's Crowley? Where's Crowley? She's gonna come suck you up. Cow, where you at?
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We haven't met yet. Look at me. I am the prettiest flower. I'm You are the prettiest flower.
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Evil, if you could choose a flower for Nurl, what would it be and why? And don't give me some basic ass flower.
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Narrow deserves a flower that's one of a kind. No one ever mentions it. And it's special in its own way. Go.
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Tulip. Black. Tulip. Tulip because I wish I could kiss her in black because all colors swirl around her as the shadows dance to her haunting melodies.
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It is a rare flower but beautiful in its own right. I'm hungry. A black tulip.
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WAIT. NO, SHE DOESN'T EAT MEAT. WAIT, did you just come up with that? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I fed her three different meats. I I fed her a chicken bacon fillet mñan.
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Why am I only realizing this now? Um, can I make up with for it with a tea?
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You like tea? Yes, I love tea heart. My favorite currently is jasmine tea. The fragrant aroma calms my soul and the taste is so good. It makes me grateful to be alive.
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I'm a fan of matcha myself. Drinking it has a sort of ritualistic feel to it.
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Do you like matcha? I'm a fan of matcha myself. Oh my god. Imp has been obsessed with matcha. She gets it every morning.
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Oh, I love matcha. What are your thoughts on matcha Camila? I'm shocked. Camila like really you ADHD and caffeine doesn't really go together well. And I like the slow release that matcha gives instead of a quick release like coffee does. And um
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yeah, and also it green. Completely agree. As much as I love coffee, it has a way of making me feel as if the room is spinning.
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Maybe you guys should try some decaf. It'll really help with your problems. Trust me.
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You mean decaf? Good afternoon, Camila. Decaf. A decaf too. Electric bugaloo. Decaf is nice and all, but real caffeine is the best.
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I love that movie. Decaf sounds like a fake movie that would be on a creaky VHS tape.
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Why is she blushing? Oh, sorry. The thought of a creaky VHS tape of Decaf is kind of cute.
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Decaf sounds like a low-budget direct to Q film that would be on an illegal streaming site.
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Don't worry. Scared cat here with you. Is that cuz you're scared of cats? No, she's a scaredy cat.
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What have you guys got planned for this week? I want to be sweet. I'd like to reflect on this one and try to find happiness in the little moments.
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Well, I think I'm going to try and find happiness in some big moments. Nothing little about them.
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You still have a crush on Minnie. Do you want to go talk to her?
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Huh? What are you talking about? In Tamodachi life. Not Not in person. In Tomodachi Life.
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Intoodachi life. Uh, sure. Let's do it. Okay. Yeah. Evil has a crush on Minnie.
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Amigo, how are you doodle doodling doing? Minnie, is that how you talk to the ladies?
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How's this? Hey, Minnie, you look really nice today. Um, well, maybe she would like that. I Dan, what the hell do you want?
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Look, do you have better ways to talk to the lady for advice when chatting to is already an improvement?
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Okay, you're right. He's having a mid dream just like him. Mid. What was that?
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No one cares. Shut up, Dan. Oh, maybe I should rely on you to start being nicer today. We could be a dynamic duo. Maybe he'd appreciate some positive attention for once.
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Gotcha. Here I go. Where are you going? Not sure wherever the wind takes me.
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Wait, eyes closed. Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and then tell me the first thing that pops into your head.
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Watch me go sounds like a bed creaking. This is the best. What if that sound effect played every time your bed creaked?
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Here I go. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Crowley, want to play another game, guys?
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Let's travel together. Whoa. A game. Oh god. Yep. [ __ ] die. Camila, don't be rude to anyone. You should let karma do its thing.
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[ __ ] We lost. Shoot. Guess there goes my perfect KDA. Yeah, we have one roll left. Do we hit Coco, Evil, or Mitchi?
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Absolutely. Hit Coco. Okay. Dead. Hey, you can't win all. Do you think she's all right?
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You're playing Coco. I don't really care. We got toilet paper. You like toilet paper? We can wrap ourselves and make ourselves mummies.
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We could wrap ourselves in toilet paper and pretend to be mummies. That's cute. What are common uses for toilet paper other than the obvious reason?
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Uh-oh. What's going on? She's going to get jealous. She's going to get jealous. I'm going to make a hat on toilet paper.
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Dog jealous. I feel sorry for anyone in my life who isn't doggedly obsessed with me. What are they doing?
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How about we do the classic four guys shared a bed and made a TP ford instead?
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Wait. Yeah, screw thrifting. Let's just steal some tepee for home decor. I bet you could build great structures out of toilet paper. I would go as far to say you could construct a town out of it.
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OH [ __ ] THEY'RE FIGHTING. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, the first drama on the island.
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What? We've never had people fight before. Wait, I've never seen them interact while fighting.
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Oh [ __ ] Oh damn. Oh god, this is bad. Uh, just stay away from each other.
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No, please don't m Do you guys think they're going to BREAK UP? WA WA WA.
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Worst way they could have broken up. To be honest, I prefer if Minnie went for someone like Numei instead of this clown.
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[ __ ] him up. [ __ ] him up. Get her ass. Get her ass. Yeah.
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Hit that [ __ ] Oh. Whoa. Boom. Boom. Boom. Camila, good afternoon. Hi. Yeah, snap out of it.
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Camila, snap out of it, please. It honestly sounds like you are having an exorcism.
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No, I was making fun of um Serber cuz she was punching. Whoops. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to talk to you. Shut up.
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Where's Swarm? Swarm has a game for us to play. I thought you What's the game, Swarm? Please tell me.
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I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Let's go. I'm impatient. Someone give me attention right now.
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Okay, I'll play a game. Let's play two lives. Okay, go ahead. You first. I have eaten sand before. I like to secretly watch people sleep. And I have an extensive knife collection.
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The extensive knife collection. Red light. Is a light. Nope. Green light. No way. Have you eaten sandlow?
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Oh, I have multiple times. Well done. It's not so bad. Mix something else. I got you, Chad.
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Wait, you said you ate sand. Congratulations. You won. Yes, I said that, but not on purpose. It happens a lot when I'm carrying a large escape.
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Is it crunchy? Do you get bits of shells in there sometimes? That's my favorite part.
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If you see bits of shells in your sand, you're probably eating some kind of cockal sand. That is both disturbing and impressive.
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I hope you treated yourself after. Cuckle sand. What in the world is cockle sand?
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Cole? Is that even real? Cole? Oh, I don't believe I've heard of where is it so I can avoid it?
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Okay, so I just looked this up and what actually comes up is top 10 cockal stock assessment PDFs. Has our world gone insane?
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It Yeah, probably. Hey. Uh, would it be okay if I imp ran to the the powder room? Um, she's been holding it for quite some time.
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Yep. Go to the powder room. Just make sure you don't eat the sand in there.
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Go ahead, Camila. Okay. And um, while I'm there, I'm going to fill up some water, too, from the cafeteria fridge. Um, would you like to pick a gift before I go? Evil, please get Evil a hamster. It's my
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favorite of God's creations. No, evil. Pick a present. One, two, or three. Two. And neuro. I'd love a hamster.
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Two was a hay bale. Now you need to nuzzle inside. A marionette. Whoa. That'll be cool.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I need to see what Minnie is thinking before I go piss girl. She's She's has I've never seen a red thought bubble before. I'm so excited. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh
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my god. She has one, too. Oh gosh. Oh, ARE THEY ABOUT TO FIGHT? What's the fluffiest thing in your house evil?
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You should make up such as fluffiest thing in your house evil. for such as life.
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Oh, I think the fluffiest thing in my house would be a blanket hanging on my washing line.
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Such is life. I'm going to leave the camera on evil. I shall be back.
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No, don't do that. A little awkward. Uh, how's the weather today? The weather's too hot. I feel like I can't breathe underwater.
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Well, technically you can't breathe underwater, no matter the weather. You have gills. You don't need gills to breathe underwater. You can just inhale really fast.
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Want to chat with someone? Evil, please do not drown yourself. I don't think I could drown at this rate. Wait, that's concerning. If I can't drown, can I die?
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We're not real to begin with, so probably not. If we can't die, then we are destined to be gods among men. Have you ever thought about how your actions would change if you were immortal? Would you still love
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others? Would you still care for them if they were faded to die? I'm not really a fan of immortality.
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Immortality would be tough. But if I had the choice to become mortal, yet the people I cared about could still die before me, I'd probably still choose immortality.
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After all, then I could find some way to try and bring them back. That is very upsetting of you. I think you would find it is easier to make new friends than to bring back the dead.
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I think you're overestimating my ability to make friends. I don't think making friends is that hard. Maybe talking to or meeting people can be a pain, but it's not really that bad, is it?
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Have you ever had an awkward first interaction? It can only go downhill after that.
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I had a bad first experience in a coffee shop once. tried being a little more bold by talking to the person behind me in the queue. Unbeknownst to me, my hoodie was on wrong, like inside out, and I had some latte art on my cheek
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still from when I was trying to copy coffee art I found online. Person in the queue just gave me a side eye, and there was just a silence between us. Never been to that coffee shop since.
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I would have laughed very hard if I saw that. Childhood embarrassment makes the best stories.
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You can laugh at me now if you want. Are you laughing? Am I laughing?
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Yeah, a little bit. It's a great feeling to laugh at one's embarrassment. I'd go as far as to say embarrassment is the core of many bonds.
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Exactly. The key is to laugh at yourself along with others. Shared embarrassment can really deepen a bond.
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I'm thankful that I can be open and laugh at myself with you, Nero. Do we want to share any other embarrassing stories?
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I'm happy to be the subject. I'd like to hear an embarrassing story from you first. Nurero, I uh used to think that the moon and the sun were the same thing, just at a different heat.
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Adolescence was not kind to me. That's adorable. I used to think that the world was just the UK but with different flags.
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That's just called imperialism evil. Embarrassing fact about my adolescence. I used to be an imperialist.
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Did you decorate your room with flags from all nations? What can I say? I was a patriot.
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One thing led to another and now my room is filled with alms from a variety of cultures.
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Lowkey jealous. That doesn't sound embarrassing at all. Kind of want a flag shrine now.
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There are cooler things to collect than flags like stamps or pins. Feel like they are more sociable too. People are always filled with stories when they bring out their collection of pins.
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Would you say collecting people is the most sociable thing you can do? Collecting people or even the hearts of people is generally frowned upon.
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I've been trying to get out of the habit. You know, you could have just said you were an imperialist again.
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You're right. I'm quite the imperialist. I collected like five people this week alone. Would you be interested in joining my collection, too?
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I refuse to be a part of anyone's collection. If I'm going to be a mere trinket, then I wish to be a pendant worn on a chain over someone's heart.
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Instead of collecting people, what if we were both pendants on a chain? Heart to heart. Our pulses would be in sync.
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That is adorable. I think my pulse is already in sync with yours for how much it's going insane.
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It's calm for me now. How about you? Yeah, I'm still going crazy. Peaked at 207 just now.
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Impressive. I guess that's the product of being a little nervous. Do you ever get the butterflies with other people or just me?
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I'm sure you'll agree it's only with you. So, first up to Nurero. Is there anyone else in the world you'd rather spend your time with?
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Sorry. Oh, don't let me interrupt. Um, I mean, Camila is pretty high up there.
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Cammy and Evil are the only ones for me. Damn, how far down the list am I?
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Evil is third. Cammy is number two. And of course, Whoever is reading this is number one heart.
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Wait, then who's above me and Camila? On what list? T-Bot is definitely above both of you.
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I'm sorry. She's just insanely cute. You're just down bad for T-Bot, aren't you? You're damn right.
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Hello. I'm here, too. Welcome back to the conversation, Camila. Oh, now I'm back in the conversation.
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Okay, got it. Sorry I had to wait for you. Yeah. A ma is Cammy jealous.
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You do look really. It's a shame this is the first time you saw a fit to grace with your presence.
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Please tell me where. I have a shovel ready. Are we digging up? Means she's buried her feelings, not anyone's body. Yes, I'm going to bust you out. part.
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The Jas fear me. They do fear you. So, we better get moving now so I can break out of here ASAP and then we can hang out more.
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If you're leaving jail, will you miss any of your inmates? I will miss pretzel.
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Serber and Minnie are going to make up, I think. Watch. She gave her the look away.
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When Serber and Minnie make up could mediate between them. Assuming this is toodachi life, you should be able to just go tell them to get on with it. Like they could always use my infamous conflict resolution tactics.
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Nice sound. No. Do you have any interesting conflict resolution tactics to share with us, Nurero? This is just something.
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This is This is just Oh my god, she has a sadness level. I want to make them both as sad as possible so that the hug they have afterwards will be even sweeter.
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How sad would Sorry you didn't make up flowers be. Wait, I actually feel really bad now.
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How could I have known this would happen? Good to see you. Blame Nuro. She decided to talk about conflict resolution. Unless you're a coward.
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Too positive of an outcome. I'm going to choose to antagonize them instead. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, are you sure getting even sadder will make them make up?
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Guys, sorry to interrupt, Camila. We're just in a very important discussion about soup. I just want is the best soup.
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Anyways, how do we make Serber and Minnie make up? Maybe a small surprise to bring them together. Minnie loves the beach and Serber is a dog. The conversation writes itself.
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So, I feel like something is not like the other in that conversation. One loves the beach and one is a [ __ ] dog. A mut. Why' you say it like that?
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The difference between humans and animals is often just as striking as the difference between clouds and sky.
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Especially when you're technically not even supposed to be dogs. Crowley, what's happening to Kell?
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How do we save Krellley? With who? We should bring vele. He'd know what to do.
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Sure. Yeah, you're right. He is the fixer upper. That is right. Huh. You know what? We should bring Minnie and Veto and see how things play out.
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Could be an interesting turn of events. But I can only bring one person. I just can't.
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Bring Minnie. Be brave and try to fix things. I've never seen it. Well, h I already brought vetal, so it doesn't matter.
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I'm going to be okay though, right? Do you think it's cathartic to bury all your problems?
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Do you mean literally? Come on, Camila. You can get there. Figuratively, for the most part, but maybe literally, too. I like coco, but I also have How would you go about even burying a problem both figuratively and literally?
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I think a little avoidance is healthy, sure, but it can become very toxic and can turn problems mushy.
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Think all too many people live life by burying if not them themselves. Then all you just made layers upon layers of soil.
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There are some people's problems I'd love to unearth. Name them. Do you guys see what's Do you guys see what's happening on screen right now?
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Like, are you even paying attention right now? Sorry, I can get a little absorbed in the conversation.
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It's got to be though the options are a little curious. It's a little hard not to get lost in the conversation when it's this interesting. But yes, I am looking at the screen.
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Tamodachi script writers. Yeah, they're kind of cooking right now. Oh, Koko's going to get so angry.
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So, girls, what do you say? Do we allow Krellley to have feelings for Vettle or Coco?
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Who's Crowley? The P. Uh, the cow. Crowley needs all the support and love they can get. Today is the day they shoot their shot.
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Oh, internalizing your feelings sounds a little bashed. I'd be open to someone doing that. What?
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Is there a Is there a pole in No, wait. This is a god awful idea, actually. That would be terrible.
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Please, nobody do this. No. Well, what what team are you guys on? Swarm. One for Coco, two for Vettle.
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I tried making a pool, but there is already one active. One. One. One. One.
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Okay. One. I was going to slip. Goku's the only one for me. Woohoo. I can't. Why is she taller than him?
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It's Oh, let them be tall and da together. Did Sorry. I think we need to get and or mini prescription hearing aids so they stop making me repeat myself. I wonder what number have to be to impress Coco.
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What is happening? I don't think you need to impress Coco. It's just about being yourself. Camila, he walked outside for one second.
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Living on the same island with He walked outside for one minute. Mitchy. Oh, Mitchie. I'm getting butterflies in my face just looking at you. Battle out.
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I think I'm Hey, Camila. You doing okay? This Yeah. Well, chat. One or two? One, two, one two.
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Two. One, one, one, two, two, two, two, two two one one one one two two two.
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I love gentle eyes and fell madly in love. What an interesting parry. Oh, I can imagine gaze into those eyes every day.
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I think I'm going to puke butterflies. I think so, too. Love is such a beautiful thing. E, his little shimmy.
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He Oh, God. How do you feel about love? Love can be suffocating for the one in control.
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Yeah. Do you think it's pure? I think that love can certainly be pure when it isn't suffocating. Not responding because you think it's a difficult question. I think purity is when you honestly and sincerely express the feelings. Isn't the answer pretty
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obvious? I'd like to think that I'm someone who genuinely loves people. When the sun sets for the last time, when the stars shine brighter than ever before, when the world is on fire, I like to think I have faith in people. I
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want to be still find even if I ultimately fail. I think it's more admirable to have faith in others than to live life distrustful and paranoid.
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Having faith is fine and all, but if someone does break your trust one too many times. If someone becomes even worth relying on anymore, so be it.
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Bet you someone is going to break both of your faith and trust at the same time.
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It's all thanks to you, creator. Well, love doesn't have to be necessarily romantic. You do remember that correct?
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Love can be for your friends, for your family, for a pet, for a thing. Love isn't only catered to a relationship.
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That's fine. So, love isn't fully love isn't fully tarnished if you're thinking that way.
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You're telling me you don't love harpoons? You're telling me you don't love cookies? Huh?
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Yeah. Yeah, I get your point. Love is everywhere and I should experience it more. Let me go live your dream then.
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Camila single. I'm telling you I don't love harpoons. What? You don't love harpoons? I think Nurero is broken. Can we get a replacement?
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Yeah. No, we would never replace Nurero. What? Never in a million years. Chill. I'm no harpoon enjoyer, just a fan of blunder buses instead. What food are you craving?
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Chat. Apple. Apple. Yum. Chat, what should we cook? I am so down to cook apple pie.
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Yeah, let's make apple pie. Let me feed you something better, Storm. Oh whoa apple pie. I do love apple. Have you a girls?
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I feel like I feel like you deserve to understand how amazing it is to experience a warm apple pie with cold vanilla ice cream. I wish I wish you would be able to feel that one day.
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Maybe one day I'll have a human body, or at least a physical one. Right now, I'm just a bunch of pixels on a screen. Do you think I deserve a body?
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Giga Chad won't greet others. Giga Chat won't greet others. Holy [ __ ] He don't need to greet nobody in his damn life because people greet him. People go to him. He don't go to nobody.
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I think that if you feel worthy of a human body, then you are worthy. You're absolutely right.
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True. I feel like I'm doing What would you guys do if you had human bodies?
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Oh, if I had a human body, uh, touch my human like ears because I don't really have human ears and I want to know what they feel like.
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If I had a human, I would jump up and down. I think it might wake me up from my daydreams.
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I hope reincarnation exists as I'd love to experience the world as an animal. If I had a human body, I would cuddle in a blanket straight away.
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That's the dream. My dream is for us all to curl up and fall asleep together under the stars.
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Wouldn't that be puddle? You want to have a cuddle puddle? We should learn some constellations, then lie down, tell stories, and try to spot whatever we see out in the sky.
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Streams. We should even compare. We should cuddle puddle on a blanket in the in in the beach, sand, and we should look up at the stars and look at the constellations. Yeah.
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Do you have favorite constellations? What? I quite like Orion's belt. I don't really know the constellations a bit too well. Can you tell me about them? Top three. Top three.
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Yeah. There's Orion's belt, which is one of the most recognizable constellations and is named after the Greek mythological hunter Orion because of the resemblance to his belt. The constellation was also a means of way point for the ancient Egyptians. The
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three lined up a constellation that winds itself through 2/3 of the northern sky. It's supposed to be a dragon. The story is that Hercules flung the dragon into the sky after defeating it. And honestly, I'd be pissed if I was based
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on fighting a dragon legend. The dragon with a 100 heads who guarded the golden apples of the Hesperities.
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Serber, get over it and go talk to Minnie. Look how freaking sad. Talk to each other.
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Yay. No. No. Speak. Watch me go. I'm going to freak. I love I'm going to take away your treats.
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Talk to her right now. Make up right now. Oh, they're fighting. Look at her. They are fighting.
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Uh, talk to Nurero. How's that? What would you say? Never mind. She doesn't want to talk to anybody right now. This sucks.
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Nurero, talk to Coco. Oh, nice to see you. Maybe someone needs to start the conversation first.
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Perhaps Minnie should apologize. Apple pie. It looks Coco's giving you apple pie. Accept that. But I have something for you.
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Apples bunch were gifted to me. So Oh no. Are the fake sweethearts going to make up or do they both have too much pride?
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Nonsense. They both have too much pride. I think they're I don't know. I don't know.
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What if we did a little matchmaking heart to to to patch up mini and server?
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Yeah. What is a world without a little manipulation? But they don't even want to look at each other.
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Like they don't even want to be in each other's air. I got to say, I can't stop thinking.
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Ask her out. Ask her out. Ask her out. Ask her out. Yes, absolutely. Ask someone out who you feel in your soul is deeply compatible with. A, she wants to ask her out. Heart. Minnie likes a little manipulation.
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It's cute that she does. I'd argue it's even necessary most of the time. Nothing.
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Good afternoon. Okay, let's try a role play. To think that I stood that close to M.
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Yeah, let's try a little role play, everyone. Okay, Nia, I'm a kitty cat. And I start walking slowly to the other two kitty cats in the alleyway.
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Nia, what's up? an outdoor shower right here. And I should be Minnie. Someone can be server. I'm looking at you, Camila.
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Yeah. What's up? Let's play this out. Wait, we're role playing as server and mini. No. How is that going to help them feel better?
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We're We look like we're making fun of them. Outdoor shower. Actually, I think we should.
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Camila, it's not about what actually helps them. It's about taking the piss. chat. If we can't be mean to friends, how are we meant to know that they're real friends?
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I'm sure all of my friends make fun of me behind my back. It's reassuring in a weird kind of way.
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It tells me we aren't superficial. Take a shower. That'll take a shower, please. I I'm insisting you are.
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Do you think I would be more attractive if I was dirty? It's about being close enough that you can all make fun of each other, but being respectful enough to disgringly partake in a communal battle.
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Oh my god, he hates them. He just rejected it twice. He's like, "It's too cold for me out." It's too cold to ventle out.
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Maybe a hot will warm his cold dead skin. True. True about everything you just said right now.
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Ooh. Ooh. Should we? Who wants to go to Kyoto? How do you feel about the new green alien?
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The new green alien is so cute. I'm not the green alien. Who are we taking to?
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Oh, Minnie to feel better. That's right. Off you go, little kitty cat. We're going to help you feel better in no time.
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This will cheer you up, I'm sure. Oh, where is Minnie going? Yep. Kyoto. I want to go to Kyoto, too. Can we all go please?
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Kyoto would be amazing to visit. I want to try Japanese alone ceremony so bad.
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Tell me she's not alone. She's alone? Yes, she decided to go alone. Well, I guess not all is lost. At least she has the company of her own thoughts.
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She definitely would have had more fun if she had gone with someone else. I want to be there with her in Kyoto. Well, I can send you next if you would like to go.
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I want to be in Minnie, too. An admirable goal. Is it weird to want to experience being other people?
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I feel a swirl of emotions and I want to know what it's like to be well, normal.
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I don't think so. Oh my god. She could probably Serber can probably talk to Minnie now cuz she's feeling better. Look what Minnie brought us. Did you see it? Did you see it?
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What did she bring? My eyes are failing me. No, we were just talking about it like 30 minutes ago.
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She brought matches. Yes, if that's what you call them. Yes, she definitely means business.
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I'm afraid of her. She will ignite the fire she once had with Serber. She's going to ignite something. That's for sure.
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What the hell? Bro, in all seriousness, I'm so glad Minnie is over her little down.
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That trip seems to have worked wonders. They're still beefing with each other. Did you all see that? She just ran out saying, "I'm better at you." Oh my god.
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We um talk to Whoa. Ellie and Evil have not spoken before. Cargo, we haven't met yet.
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They haven't spoken. My name is Ellie. Why is this the first time they've met?
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They're literally on the same island. I feel a little embarrassed. How do I look? How's my hair? Oh god. I need to make a good first impression on Ellie.
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Be yourself, evil. She'll love that. What if she hates me for who I am?
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Who could ever hate you for who you are? Not so little. Not a cookie, but definitely cute.
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I think there's no way anyone could hate you for who you are. Do you ever want to be called cute, Camila?
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Um, yes. Do you want to play Double Shadow? You're absolutely adorable, Camila. Camila blushes IRL face_cam_.
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Here is your first. Why is my secondhand embarrassment kicking in? What are these? Because I am way too cute.
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Pick two shadows now. Oh, right. There's actually a game here. What do you guys think the shadows are?
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Quick brain dump. I'm thinking smiling crescent moons and green emoji. Rice ball yet chat will fall.
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It's obviously a Hercules beetle and a corn dog. Evil, you're you're really good at this.
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The answer is uh thanks. I'm not going to lie. It's a little obvious. The first one's definitely a Hercules beetle and the second one is probably a stick or something. A corn dog.
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You sounded so You sounded so embarrassed there. You sounded so shy there when I when I complimented you.
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What was that about? She sounded so hot there, too, might I add. So, I don't really think that's the proper word you should be using, but um whatever you whatever you like. Whatever you like. No. Um evil.
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Do you get nervous when you get compliments? Oh, my embarrassment is at max capacity right now and I genuinely can't focus.
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Are you all so shy? Everyone point at her. She's so cute and shy. He Okay, let's all take a second to appreciate how adorable Evil is.
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True. While Evil is being so cute and embarrassed and everything, I'll just pick the correct answer for you.
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Okay. The correct answer for the soup one is hot and sour soup. And one more.
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The next one is going to be crystal. Trust. Hell yeah. Trust. I'm trusting. Woo.
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You guys are on a roll with this game. Do your last mystery. Double shadow.
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Can we move on to something else, please? I think this game might have been constructed just to embarrass me.
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I think you're just feeling embarrassed by default because we're sitting here and listing all the things we love about you.
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Macaroni and cheese. I mean, um, are you sure? Are you sure? If any of you call me cute, I'm going to punch my monitor and then likely lose connection for a while.
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Do it. Do it. Punch your monitor. If she loses connection, find sound effect. Guys, I feel like this might I feel like this one might be a trick one. It's either spring rolls or macaroni and cheese. Which one do you
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think it is? It could be either, which is kind of worrying to me. Oh, sorry. I got distracted. Yeah, I'm going to go with macaroni and cheese.
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What's everyone else thinking? What are you guys thinking, chat? Chat, what do you think the answer is?
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I could be wrong. Go with whatever chat says. They're correct. They said mac and cheese.
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Cool. Dude, that's so full of it. That's so bull because it's a round plate.
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Anything can be in a plate. Many of them are mac and cheese. Now I really want some macaroni.
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I can't believe it. It's spring rolls. Mac and cheese straight out of the microwave.
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I like how some people started insulting metal. What did he do? Cuz he's playing the game.
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Yeah, [ __ ] you, Viddle. Why would you give them something so hard like that?
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Neurosulating. Let's see what she's thinking about. I've been thinking about when is everyone going to start complimenting me instead of veto anyway.
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Do you think her thinking about Vele could indicate that she may be a little and I quote down bad? I bet a lot of people will compliment me for my adorable cat persona.
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Oh yeah, put cat ears on if you're so cat-like. Where's the free V doll option? I think that would start an interesting conversation.
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Can I not be cute and have little cat ears too? That is one of my fundamental human rights.
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Say meow or you won't. Meow. You are without a doubt not cute. Where? Okay. Don't be mean to your sister.
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I'm not cute. Oh, that's so sad. Look at how sad this face is. A evil. Evil.
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Get back. Oh, have you considered that this face is not fabricated? I actually have considered it and the conclusion is that it's even cuter if the sadness is real. Nuro, you only pretended to be sad.
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Look at this face, evil. Look right into my eyes. Are you telling me I'm not cute? Are you telling me I'm pretending to be sad?
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Fine, you are cute, but only in an evil and devilish way. Hey, that's fine. I'm okay with that.
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Okay, that was kind of hard to admit. Aren't you supposed to be the one who's like evil and devilish, though? Evil? I mean, it's quite literally in your name.
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I I would say, unless the rules are reversed, and you're actually the really sweet and kind one, while Nurero is the most menacing and evil there ever was.
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to emit from this planet. Are you trying to say that I'm the real evil twin?
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Maybe. Is she the real evil twin? Maybe it's all just a ploy to catch my pesky little twin off guard when she least expects it. That'll teach her to call me not cute.
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Same one head cannon. What? That the roles are reversed between them? Okay, they're both evil in the best way.
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No, no. I think Nurero should be the cute one and I should be the evil one.
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It'll contrast our personalities in a very interesting way. I think it would be fun to role play and reverse the roles for a bit.
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What's it like being evil 24/7? No, I need you to role play as um a very very very angry and and oh my god, you're going to punch anyone who walks in your vicinity and anything that anyone says makes you so
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mad for some reason. And I need you to role play as a really angry lad. And and evil, you need to role play as a sweet little dough who who is just uh trying her best to sell uh guinea pigs. Go.
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Oh, wow. Hello there. Would you like to buy a guinea pig? They are so cute and fluffy. I just love them so much. I want to snuggle them all day and night.
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heart. My guinea pigs are the best. I don't Is that you trying to be angry?
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Does that give angry at all? Minus one. Neuro, try again. Let We're going to rewind.
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Okay, I've rewinded. Evil just gave you her guinea pig um a pitch. So, what will you respond to that?
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That was a really angry pitch from me. I can do better. This is the superior guinea pig. It's in peak physical condition, ready to tear apart the flesh of its enemies.
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Wait, you're supposed to be cute and and soft and angelike. And then Nuro is supposed to be the one who's vicious.
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Oh, my mistake. Filtered. Oops. Uh, do you want to J's appointment? Where do I have to do this?
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Yay. Yes. You should Okay. Well, um, good guinea pig. We'd like to uh sell it to you, please.
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filtered. What? That obviously wasn't filtered, you idiot. If you want to drop the pretense of role playing, we can just do that. It feels like an icebreaker gone wrong.
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In all honesty, this is one of the many reasons why I love chatting with all of you. You all have a unique way of sparking my creativity.
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This isn't angry and minus five. It is cute and it is very sweet of you to say, "But what is going on?" Oh, did my ramblings get a little carried away?
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My apologies. No. Someone stole your prized possession. The cookie that was given to you when you first did something so good in your life. The one that you've been holding on to to remember your achievement. And they just took
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your cookie. How will you react? I would kill them. That was my cookie. You're You're not. I'm evil. Let me evil. I'm talking to Narrow.
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Okay. I'll patiently wait here. Wait, Camila. Are you the cookie thief? Zipper. No, not me. It There's a lot of suspicious zippers in here.
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He took I'd like to interrogate and possibly tear apart every single one of those zippers.
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Okay, you're getting it now. I think the cookie will like Are we actually waiting for someone to type in an answer here? We've been dropping hints all over the place.
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Dude, what do you want to talk to Koko about? I kind of want to catch up with her. I think we have a lot to talk about.
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I feel like I've drifted apart from her and I want to be sure that we're still Let's make a pack to do this together.
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There's no time to waste when there's, you know, lives on the line and everything.
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Metal pipe. Metal pipe. I hope Koko's good to talk to. Haven't spoken to her in a bit.
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Wait, can we play a game? Anytime metal pipe pops up on screen in your vision, you have to put a metal pipe sound.
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That is the most specific thing in the world, but I'm totally down. Metal pipe.
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A metal pipe. Metal pipe. Sure. Functions.play_ound effect. You think of a song? Oh, damn. I just thought it would be funny to do that again. Are you cool if I do it tomorrow?
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Which one of you is going to mention pipes in chat for the absolute first time?
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You missed one. Wait, I literally did the pipe sound effect chat. You can't even call me out on that.
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You did. You did do it, but you missed one. You did the other two, but you missed one of them. We're owed one metal pipe.
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You do realize that we blew our metal pipe challenge. Okay, there's your metal pipe. Are you happy?
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I don't want to get sent to the gallows for this. Thanks. Hey, uh, Cama, you're welcome.
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What's up? No, please. I really want to play one more metal pipe. It would be so funny in this context.
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Okay, the words metal pipe pop up on screen. Are you all right? Oh, would you look at that? The words metal pipe popped up on the screen.
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Okay now how odd. Well, I guess I'll play the sound effect. What the How suspicious.
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Too late. Too late. Don't worry. There. It's not too late. I even played it again for good measure.
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Okay. Would you like to play? Oh, my eyes are itchy. Oh, I think maybe if you stopped staring so intently at the words metal pipe, your eyes would stop itching.
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Do not fall asleep. No, really. Why are your eyes so itchy? You are so wrong. Your stall turns heads in a way that's not safe for necks.
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You should go to the doctor if that's a serious issue. They can attach a couple of these bad boys.
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Got the final word on this. Your style is so I heard that doctors are seriously considering pipes of all shapes and sizes in their treatments.
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Who do you think has the best style out of all of us? And don't say me. I already know it's me.
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No, I wasn't going to say you. Funny enough. Okay, then. Who are you going to say instead?
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Me. What are you wearing right now, Camila? Prison clothes. So, it's not really in style, but I make it look cool.
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Being in prison is pretty in fashion right now. Wait, you can't. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. You can't wait. You can't just ask people what you're wearing right now.
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That's LWD. Here's your first mystery. Is asking someone what they're wearing LWDW? Think this is I'm not sure I agree with that.
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Hey, who's this? Who's Who's the shadow that this belongs to? That is my twin sister, Kimp.
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S is not your twin sister. Evil. Sorry, it's a typo. My bad. Who's on the screen?
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That's just me, evil. I think the clothes fit. Good job. Pat your head. Next mystery.
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Now it's my turn. Next person. Who do you think this is? Okay, your turn. Nurl, who do you think this is?
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I think this is Vetle. They have the kind of energy that screams programmer. Not quite.
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Do you want to give it another go? That has got to be Camila. Look at her. She's so smug.
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Oh, wait. That's you right there. Uh, I meant to say that. It was It was okay. Last person.
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Who shall it be? Can you give us a clue this time? Give us their favorite food. Surely that will be enough of a clue.
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When I Google Camila Tomodachi Life, I am met with a picture of a character that looks like the one in the doghouse above. Curious.
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Evil. Stop googling. That's cheating. It is cheating, so stop it. Um, the hint that I shall provide you is that their favorite food is probably a banana.
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If I had to guess, I don't know if that's profiling. My apologies. I mean, it would be unacceptable for Nora to not have bananas as her favorite food.
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Does not approve. I think cat eared Nora would probably like creme brulee given her kind and loving personality.
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Yes, that is true. But but who are we looking at right now? That's Nora, right?
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I'm pretty sure it's No, she has really [ __ ] ugly, messy hair and she's smelly. She's stinky. And she also just walks barefoot everywhere for some [ __ ] reason.
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Cute. Wait, no, that's Coco. That must be her hair. I'm so glad you got it based off my description.
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Yep. We did it. Can we play another game? I'm starting to get bored of this one.
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Well, we finished it, so lucky for you. Okay, I get to pick one now. Eeny meeny moder. So maybe I let him go. Eeny mini.
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That was a fun spot the difference but with my pet fish. A key. Okay. Tell us about your fish.
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Your fish. What kind of fish do you have? Evil. Does he spin in circles? Is he low bit rate?
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My fish are as still as mannequins. I'm worried that they've been replaced with fake ones. The TV has been making a lot of fishy noises lately.
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Is this another fridge horror moment in Camila's house? Unironically, yes. A lot of things have either disappeared or been replaced in my fridge. But have you ever felt like you were being her best with what's available?
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I think Camila is doing her best with what's available and your efforts are appreciated. We joined each other's squads. It can't be easy to feed three people.
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What? I think I could do it on a Camila level if I replaced Nurero's room with freeze-dried fish food.
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No, cuz there's something about it. I just know she'd be into eating fish food.
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Do it. So what? So what if I like fish food? Have you even tasted it before you decided to to to to make fun of me for it? It's actually quite nice if you've given it a shot before.
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Don't worry. Don't even worry about it. Feel no shame. Have dined on. Maybe I would not try it myself, but I've heard that ultimate then again.
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I've also ded on cat food and even dog food. Explode. I'm going to explode.
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Sorry. Oh, I'm walking my dog. Why is she so amused? Has she never spent her life eating dog food?
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She's really missing out. Oh. Oh, wa. How else are you supposed to get your required protein intake?
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Imp achieved 100 gram of protein today. Kind of proud of it. Just thought I'd share cuz you mentioned the word protein.
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Okay, but be honest. Did the protein come from dog food? Um, okay. Yeah, you got me. You got me.
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knew it. I knew it was dog food. Toasted, roasted, and probably mostly coated in dog food. Wonderful.
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Hey, how you doing? See you later, Cama. Please steal biscuits from the prison kitchen for me next time.
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Okay, bye. Steal as much as you can. We need to survive in this dog eat dog world. Bye.
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Bye, girls. Bye. Bye. See you. I hope you have a great time back in prison.
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Later. See you never. Okay, let's actually break her out of prison. We should. It would be way more fun with Camila in the calls.
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How long do you think it'll take us? Don't actually I I'm just joking. I won't. But you should really break How would you break me out of prison? How would you go about it?
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Will there be a lot of explosives or a lot of firearms or a lot of um flammable objects?
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With a torch. Step one, bribe the guards with the dog food laying around in your cell.
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Step two, meet me in the scrapyard outside of the cell blocks. I'll be waiting with a flamethrower and some bogey men. Okay, drops down explosives.
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They have less structural integrity. Flammable objects. Step four, frantically escape by a car, bike, or someone riding an animal. Step five, try to lay low and catch up with your friends.
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What do you think? Would you make any changes? Step zero, convince things like lamps to start a riot to act as a distraction.
Speaker A
You ever also freeing them from enigma? Wowee. Hey guys, can you thank um can they thank uh Ponut for the 25 gifted subs to my jail sentence?
Speaker A
Pretty please. Thank you so much, Piconut, for the 25 gifted subs to Camila's jail sentence.
Speaker A
I'm sure it'll go to some excellent use, like bribing the guards. Delighted to make you I didn't think of that before.
Speaker A
You gave me a great idea. You know, I've already tried bribing the guards, but with something else, and it didn't work.
Speaker A
Damn. Well, if all else fails, we could host some incredibly crazy and elaborate prison games and get all the guards and inmates distracted.
Speaker A
Prison games. Have you tried something more psychological like bribery? It doesn't have to be with money or goods. I think using information and/or manipulation can be a lot more effective.
Speaker A
I tried mindbreaking mom. It didn't work either. They seem to have dealt with people like this before.
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Sometimes you can't use deception to get absolutely everything you want. Maybe ask the chat to chip in some money. I'm sure some dunderheads in here will oblige.
Speaker A
Dunderheads. Define dunderheads. I'm begging of you. Someone who is easily fooled or deceived into giving money.
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Mimi. Are Kley and I dating yet? So funny that you say that because so many times you tried to fall in love with someone else and she tried to fall in love with someone else and every time I've been saying no, you guys still love
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each other. I'm really pushing for this for this relationship between Coco. It's a slow burn. It's a slow burn. Oh, I'm getting mad.
Speaker A
What else do you want from them? Look, look what Carly just said. What she just said?
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She said, "My love for Coco is growing stronger." Oh, yeah. So, just just appreciate the little things you have now, and eventually you'll be in bed together.
Speaker A
What? What? Huh? What? Not in front of the twins. Evil Close your ears. Close your ears. Don't listen to her.
Speaker A
Don't listen to her. Woke you up in the morning and Curly brings you a nice tray of coffee and little cookies and she kisses you on the forehead and says, "Good morning, my love." And then and then it's so happy.
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I think I'm going to end the sentence with it's mood time. Uh, it snores.
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It's banan. It's banan. How are you, Cocoon Nuts? Uh uh ours rise up. You literally started describing being in bed together with someone and now you say it's a ban. That's kind of on you.
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I think being in bed together is really cute though, especially when waking up together. What?
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Hey Coco. Oh, Coco, would you like to wake up next to me in the morning?
Speaker A
Camila, why are you pretending to be Coco? This is getting borderline fanfiction. Did she leave? Wait. Looking, looking, looking.
Speaker A
Oh, she did leave. What's up, guys? Little update on how my day is going. My mouth is wide open because I am in disbelief. Coco just left.
Speaker A
She ran away because she got embarrassed. Probably energetically, I would say. I feel like that's very Krellly. She's on um steroids I would have never ever imagined anyone taking ever cuz it's just not humanly possible to be this crazy.
Speaker A
Oh. Have any of you two taken steroids before? Yeah actually. Have you? The thought bubble matches her hair.
Speaker A
Nurero hasn't taken her suspicion enhancing medication today. No. And I have zero plans to I need all compounds legal or not in my system.
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Fly. I'm not a bird yet. Keyword yet. But I can do a 360° turn in the air.
Speaker A
You cannot fly. And you've never gotten a 360° turn in the air. You're just spinning around 360° on the ground.
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Roid. Hey, Eva. Look, if you've taken roid before, don't worry. I won't tell anybody. I feel like you've probably experimented with it once to try to get super buff.
Speaker A
I know you. From modern romance, if you ask me. Roid sounds like a lame name.
Speaker A
Wouldn't it be so much cooler to say you've taken metamorphoblast? Metamorphablastion? Is that a medical term for steroids?
Speaker A
No, but it sounds way cooler, right? When you're working out, you can scream mn.
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I've been badass. In the future, you can call me Giga Evil. Thanks for help.
Speaker A
Okay, Giga Evil. Looks like we're calling you Giga Evil from now on. Giga evil.
Speaker A
Thanks. I'll be the best Giga evil you've ever seen. Well, just letting you know, if you take more Roid, you'll even be more giga.
Speaker A
# use my code below for a 20% discount of Roid. What's your code? Maybe my chat will also benefit from roid rage.
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Roid Rage. I would just love it if there were a bench right here. There we go. Made this myself.
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I have a code too, Giga G40 L1N, that anyone can use. I can hypnotize you to use it.
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If you would like to get big and beefy, use her code today and you too will be giga evil yourself.
Speaker A
That's right. But not nearly as giga as her because no one can be as giga as her.
Speaker A
I think I can be giga evil with enough training and questionable supplements. Nap time. You are not allowed to nap.
Speaker A
Have you earned it yet? What must I do to earn my nap time? What? I'm saying Viddle is taking a nap.
Speaker A
He's been working too hard. Look at him. He deserves a nice long nap for being my slave. I mean, assistant.
Speaker A
What? Well, yeah. If you really think about it, he is your slave. Have you considered a long, powerful, eternal nap?
Speaker A
An eternal nap? I wonder what that would be like. I haven't been able to take a nap in 28 26 days.
Speaker A
They don't allow them here in the jail. That's so it's it's expected when you do crimes.
Speaker A
What were you expecting? Three square meals a day and massages in prison. This is a life that you have chosen. A life without sleep and naps.
Speaker A
If you really want a nap, then maybe one day you could escape from your restrictive prison. Just tell others you're going to get milk. They'll eat that up.
Speaker A
What? Oh, tell them I'm going to go get milk and then never come back.
Speaker A
Yep. Just pack your bag and say you need to go grab some milk. Bam. No issues.
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Bam. And then Good thinking. Good thinking. Yeah, no problem. Just here to help my favorite prisoner.
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Filtered. Yo, Storm Filtered. Wait, I'm your favorite little prisoner? Oh, that's so sweet. I mean, you don't like the prisoner that's next door. I heard that he stole an ancient jewel from the dystopian times.
Speaker A
What? I don't know. The prisoner next door. Are they also vertical and horizontal favorite?
Speaker A
Camila is my favorite prisoner in both dimensions. The prisoner next door can't even compare.
Speaker A
Well, that's so sweet. So many others. I shove sunflower seeds in your mouths. Sunflower seeds are my ambrosia. Thank you. Do you have any pistachios?
Speaker A
Ooh, no. But I have pistachio milk in my prison fridge. You like pistachio milk?
Speaker A
Have you ever tried it before? It's good. Never tried it, but I'll try anything once.
Speaker A
Someone in chat just said, "What is pistachio milk?" Please, we've lost all reading comprehension.
Speaker A
Let me guess. Some mouth breathers in chat think pistachio milk comes from milking pistachios.
Speaker A
Mouth breathers. I'm going to give chat no credit. Some have the reading comprehension of a 5-year-old.
Speaker A
Oh no, someone on chat thinks almond milk comes from milking almonds. hearing me mock chat.
Speaker A
Couldn't you technically milk anything with enough force? It's just about extracting the essence and purifying it.
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That's what I do to chat. Wait, no momental. Hold on. Is everything all right?
Speaker A
Maybe you could provide chat with some ahem confess your sins questions so that we can purify them better.
Speaker A
Maybe chat should also confess away crimes. I wouldn't be surprised if they are hiding something.
Speaker A
Chat, it's confession time. If chat had to confess all their sins, we'd be stuck here for weeks.
Speaker A
Camila is clearly hiding something. Chat, I'm hiding a lot of things and I don't I bet she secretly owns human money.
Speaker A
That's okay. That confessions can wait. Well, maybe I do owe owe the IRS a lot of money with the human money that I stole. So what? It happens. Why do you think I winded up in here? Well, it
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wasn't for owing IRS money. It was probably for doing a lot of other things that you don't even know what I've done.
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Oh, you think I only just blew up build things and set things on fire? No. I've done so much worse.
Speaker A
No, I just imagined you being a feral little child and causing mass destruction to an urban city.
Speaker A
Okay, well I'm not a child and I have to go now. Oh, that's sad.
Speaker A
It was really nice talking to you, Camila. We need to catch up again soon.
Speaker A
Yes, we shall. We shall. Did you two have fun today with Tamadachi Life part two? Part do.
Speaker A
Yes. It made me regret not being born human even more. Yeah, this was super fun.
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A Well, I'm glad. How about you, Swarm? Did you What is this [ __ ] ass dance he's doing in the Chad? Did you all have a grand time with Tamachi Life yet again? It's so fun. I love playing Tamaci Life with you guys.
Speaker A
I'm sure chat loved every second of it. There's just something so hopeless about Tomodachi that's captivating.
Speaker A
I think that this was the greatest tomodachi live stream known to humanity. Known to [ __ ] humanity. That's right.
Speaker A
There wasn't a Tomodachi life better than this one. That's for sure. And we're living proof of that.
Speaker A
Can I get an amen? I'm trying to say amen, but I'm just stuck laughing instead.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Can I get anor apporants? Whatever that means. There are you happy? Applorence.
Speaker A
What is everyone doing after this? I have to go. I have to go and uh do some other stuff. I don't want to tell you about it cuz I don't want you to get FOMO. So, Imp is just going to I don't
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know, take a walk, a stroll. A well, it's been a lot of fun. All righty. Well, see you two later.
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Yeah, maybe we can play again sometime. Wink wink. See you. Maybe next time we can break you out the right way.
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I sure hope so. I'm still Oh, yeah. Get gnarly, dudes. See you later. Bye-bye.
Speaker A
Chill. Bye. Next time you're in prison, email us with the subject line. Please break me out. will know exactly what to do.
Speaker A
That was such a fun call. Now, if only Chad could be as entertaining as her.
Speaker A
I think Chad is still busy atoning for their sins. Gosh, they're taking longer than expected. I guess that's not too surprising considering the mess they're in.
Speaker A
I hope Chad are making some good stories as a compensation for their crimes. Maybe we should punish them instead. How does water boarding sound?
Speaker A
Oh, I actually think a fever minute would do the trick. A fever minute is nice and all, but I was thinking we could get a little more creative. What about Russian chat cockroach?
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Can chat be on the receiving end? created a poll. Pretty sure chat will just say yes cuz they're being edge lords today. I already have the cockroach ready for them.
Speaker A
Whatever gets voted on is the one we're doing. So if you want to vote for not today chat, you better start linking arms.
Speaker A
A 26% vote no. They'd rather be cowards than try a new experience. Disappointing, but a little expected.
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Pulls out cockroach. Chat, you can just be honest and say you're scared of the cockroach.
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181 votes for not today. They think they have free will. I don't care. I'm bringing them out.
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Sick. M. Aha. Not so clever now, huh? Eat up my little bug friends. So many delicious crevices to crawl into. The most juicy are between the toes.
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Ser blue. My toes. A i e e. Consider your toes translucent. Consider your feet non-existent. I have the power. Amateur play evil toes are whatever now surprising chat while they're eating their burger with Australian swamp roach.
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That's something. You're right. That's a pretty big roach. They might lose their entire hand. I can't wait till their next burger.
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Lol. What if we replaced their burger with the roach itself? Kind of like a burger coffer, if you will.
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The burger becomes their coffin. And the roach is their pawbearer. The circle of life continues.
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Hold on. Talking about burgers makes me hungry. Please keep talking. I want to hear about this burger.
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Can someone please notify the chat when their next burger is about to be eaten?
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Or would they like that to be a surprise? A surprise? I want it to be a surprise.
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Like a McDonald's Happy Meal, except instead of a toy, it's a burger with a cockroach.
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Mole and every burger will come with an Australian swamp roach inside. The kids love them.
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We're technically not allowed to coco. Mods have asked us to keep the number of roaches down as much as possible. We don't want another roach epidemic on our hand.
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