Speaker A
It's 5:53 on Thanksgiving, not one customer has walked through the door.
A heartfelt musical monologue from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's Santino Fontana about feeling stuck in West Covina on Thanksgiving.
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Key Takeaways
- The protagonist feels stuck in a repetitive, unfulfilling life in West Covina.
- There is a strong theme of longing for escape and personal growth.
- The suburban setting symbolizes limited opportunities and dreams out of reach.
- Humor is used to balance the melancholy tone of the song.
- The video highlights the contrast between holiday cheer and personal isolation.
What the video covers
- The video features a character working as a bartender on Thanksgiving in West Covina.
- He reflects on his mundane life, serving drinks to familiar faces and feeling trapped.
- The character humorously comments on his lack of piano skills while attempting to play.
- He expresses frustration with the town's lack of opportunities and his stagnant situation.
- The lyrics mention the town's chain stores, outlets, and banks, highlighting its suburban nature.
- Despite his complaints, he acknowledges knowing the town intimately and being unable to leave.
- The song captures a mix of humor, melancholy, and longing for change.
- The character interacts briefly with customers, showing a sense of routine and resignation.
- The setting is specifically on Thanksgiving evening, emphasizing loneliness amid holiday festivities.
- The video is a musical piece from the TV show Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, performed by Santino Fontana.
Full Transcript — Download SRT & Markdown
Speaker A
But I'm still here, slinging drinks for a living, I've never played piano before.
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Not bad.
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I know this town like the back of my hand, but I'm not such a fan of the back of my hand.
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Cause if you look real close at those little hairs and veins, you're like, hands are sort of gross, it's hard to explain.
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The point is, hey, West Covina, why won't you let me break free?
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Am I doomed to stay here, pouring my high school friends beers for the rest of eternity?
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Hey, West Covina, you know just where to find me.
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I'll never go far, so pull up to the bar.
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Hey, West Covina.
Speaker A
What'll it be?
Speaker A
It's 5:55, I'm still singing, the big Turkey Day games letting out.
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But no one's coming here, who am I kidding?
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Hey, you sunburned milfs, give me a shout.
Speaker A
Everyone's going home, cause it's time to give thanks.
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Thanks for the chain stores and outlets and banks.
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Thanks for this town, three short hours from the beach.
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Where all of your dreams can stay just out of reach.
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Reach!
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Hey, West Covina, you're not listening, so what's the use?
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Is my purpose in life to slice limes with a knife?
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Or to serve Tabitha and cranberry juice?
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Hey, Deb, I'll be right with you.
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Hey, West Covina, look what you're doing to me.
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Can't you see, West Covina?
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You're killing me, West Covina.
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Let's call West Covina.
Speaker A
What'll it be?
Topics:Crazy Ex-GirlfriendSantino FontanaWest CovinaThanksgivingmusical monologuebartender lifesuburban lifefeelings of entrapmentcomedy dramaTV show musical
