Speaker A
I stupidly thought that if we were here and we were together,
A humorous and heartfelt song expressing disdain for many things except the love for one special person.
Key Takeaways
- Love can make one overlook many annoyances and dislikes.
- The narrator uses humor to cope with personal cynicism.
- Common social behaviors and trends can be sources of irritation.
- Despite hating many things, personal connection brings joy and meaning.
- Self-awareness and honesty are central to the song's emotional impact.
Summary
- The narrator expresses a general hatred for many common things and social behaviors.
- Despite this, the narrator loves and appreciates one special person deeply.
- Examples of disliked things include the smell of water, kids screaming, social media trends, and certain phrases.
- The song highlights the contrast between the narrator's cynicism and the joy brought by the loved one.
- The narrator reflects on how being with the loved one makes them momentarily forget their dislikes.
- There is a recurring theme of frustration with societal norms and clichés.
- The narrator admits to being miserable but finds some solace in being outside in the sun.
- The song features a conversational and self-aware tone, blending humor with genuine emotion.
- It includes references to pop culture and everyday annoyances.
- The overall message is about love overcoming negativity and personal bitterness.
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Speaker A
that you would like it.
Speaker B
You thought I'd like something.
Speaker B
Let me clear that up.
Speaker B
The smell of the water, kids screaming with joy, I've hated crap like that since I was a boy.
Speaker B
While everyone was laughing and having so much fun, I would mutter this sucks till the day was done.
Speaker B
I detested most stuff and I still do, you see, I hate everything but you.
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I hate the feeling of the sand when it hits my skin, I don't like bands that have a guy on mandolin.
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I hate when people post pictures with the hashtag mood.
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I hate when people call blueberries a superfood.
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I hate when someone says, "Oh, it's magic hour."
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Oh, when people actually stop and smell a flower.
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I hate white women who call their engagement rings bling.
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Oh, yes, I hate everything but you.
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More examples.
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I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf.
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Hate frisbee golf and when people call frisbee golf frolf.
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I hate when people ask me if I'd ever get a tattoo.
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Hate combination conditioner and shampoo.
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I hate doing the wave at a baseball game.
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I hate couples with a cutesy couple name.
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I hate when someone says a joke and someone else says, "Same."
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Oh, yes, I hate everything but you.
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Because when I look into your eyes and I see you smile,
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when you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while.
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Just for a moment, I forget how much I hate it when people say,
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got to chat.
Speaker B
Even more examples.
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I hate when people say they're going off the grid.
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Oh, when someone calls their baseball cap their lid.
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I hate models who just happen to date called the facts.
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I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack.
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You know, I don't even know how to play this.
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I hate the phrase love conquers all and I hate that it's true.
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Because I want to not hate things when I'm with you.
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You love so many things and you have so much fun.
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It makes me wish my hating days were done.
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And there's one thing I want you to know.
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I'll always hate guys who name their cars.
Speaker A
Did that not work?
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No, I get it.
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You hate everything.
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And you hate this place, it's making you miserable.
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So I'm making you miserable and I'm an idiot.
Speaker A
This was a stupid idea.
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So let's just go.
Speaker A
Let's just go.
Speaker B
Well, at least I'm outside in the sun.
Topics:Crazy Ex-GirlfriendI Hate Everything But YouSkylar Astinracheldoesstuffsong lyricshumorlove and hatesocial commentarypop cultureemotional expression
