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Speaker A
First episode.
Speaker B
Henry, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
Speaker A
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
Speaker A
What's wrong?
Speaker B
Just get to the man cave, fast.
Speaker B
Oh, and bring bagels.
Speaker A
Wait, something's wrong.
Speaker A
Ooh, clothing.
Speaker A
Smells good.
Speaker A
Hey, Ray.
Speaker A
I brought your bagels.
Speaker B
Wait, hang on, Henry.
Speaker B
So, is it for sure, Schwoz, are you 100% sure, Schwoz?
Speaker C
Yeah, yeah, it's an exact match.
Speaker D
Uh, you guys.
Speaker D
Some dude just jacked a school bus.
Speaker A
A school bus, uh, Charlotte, could you say less words? Ray, you triple beeped me, what's the emergency?
Speaker B
Look at them, Henry, look at these two fluffy babies.
Speaker A
I see two pieces of popcorn.
Speaker B
Identical.
Speaker B
You see two identical pieces of popcorn.
Speaker C
Yes, they are exactly alike.
Speaker D
Wrong, the third law of thermo-popcornial dynamics clearly states, it is impossible for any two pieces of popcorn to be exactly identical.
Speaker B
Then explain these.
Speaker D
Sure, I'll put them in the micro particle scanner.
Speaker B
Mhm.
Speaker C
Come on, analyzer, match them up, match them up.
Speaker D
See, they're only 99.4% identical, which is not an exact match.
Speaker B
Frickin' frackin'.
Speaker C
Deep full.
Speaker B
I hate everything.
Speaker C
So angry.
Speaker B
See, I really, really, really wanted to find two identical pieces of popcorn.
Speaker C
It was my dream too.
Speaker D
I thought your dream was to grow hair.
Speaker C
That dream came true.
Speaker C
Just not on my head.
Speaker A
Hey, I got an idea, why don't we go to the Swellview movie theater and check all the popcorn there?
Speaker B
Ah, this kid, it's a good idea, come here, you little rascal, that's why I hired you to be my sidekick, to the movie theater.
Speaker A
My bicep is crushing my neck.
Speaker D
But what about the school bus?
Speaker D
The kids?
Speaker A
Oh yeah.
Speaker B
You should go save them.
Speaker A
Save them good.
Speaker B
Up the tube.
Speaker E
My Spooder sense.
Speaker F
Sorry to interrupt your movie, but, uh, look at us, please.
Speaker F
We're with the FPI, Federal Popcorn Inspectors.
Speaker G
Dudes, you're blocking Spooderman.
Speaker F
Too bad, we have to inspect your popcorn.
Speaker F
All right, here we go.
Speaker G
Hey, that's my popcorn.
Speaker F
Let me get the corn, lady.
Speaker F
Let's just relax.
Speaker G
Hey, you wash your hands?
Speaker F
Show me your bucket, we can do this here, we can do it downtown, pal.
Speaker H
Okay, kids.
Speaker H
Now I'm gonna go steal some snacks.
Speaker H
Anybody want anything?
Speaker I
I need my insulin.
Speaker H
Fine, be right back.
Speaker D
Okay, my name is Charlotte, I don't know how to drive, so fasten your seatbelts.
Speaker F
Stupid popcorn.
Speaker E
Not one exact match.
Speaker F
Dang it.
Speaker E
I guess we should go tell Charlotte that she was right.
Speaker E
And we were wrong.
Speaker F
Or, we can use this special device to make an exact duplicate of anything.
Speaker E
Have you had that the whole time?
Speaker F
Yeah, I should have mentioned it.
Speaker E
Well, how's it work?
Speaker F
Like this.
Speaker E
Whoa, look at them.
Speaker F
Mhm.
Speaker F
Ah, two identical pieces of popcorn.
Speaker F
Thanks to cheating.
Speaker E
Cool.
Speaker E
Now, we just got to go back to the man cave and.
Speaker F
Oh my gosh.
Speaker E
Ah, my nose.
Speaker E
It's biting my nose.
Speaker E
Help me.
Speaker F
Hey, hey, stop biting his nose.
Speaker E
What, what just happened?
Speaker F
Well, see, when you use this thing to duplicate something, sometimes the duplicate thing comes to life and is extremely evil.
Speaker E
Sometimes.
Speaker F
Uh, okay, like 95% of the time.
Speaker F
Come on.
Speaker F
And quick, ditch the costumes.
Speaker E
Okay, okay.
Speaker E
There.
Speaker E
At the snacks.




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