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kind of thing. It's normally pretty good. I do. I I get that on other things instead.
Uki Violeta and a co-host play through the story-driven co-op game Split Fiction, navigating dragon puzzles, platforming, and chapter progress while joking around live.
Key Takeaways
- This is an entertainment-focused co-op gaming stream with heavy banter.
- Gameplay progress is slow and puzzle-driven, with the hosts often experimenting to understand mechanics.
- The narrative centers on split-world characters, emotional bonds, and subconscious memory themes.
- Community engagement via chat shout-outs and gifted subs is a visible part of the broadcast.
What the video covers
- The stream is a live playthrough of the co-op game Split Fiction by Uki Violeta (NIJISANJI EN).
- The hosts discuss stream setup, using a phone as a third monitor to track chat, and an ad interruption at the start.
- They decide how much of the game to finish in one session, planning to reach chapter seven and possibly finish chapter eight.
- Early gameplay covers flying, gliding, sprinting, and platform creation, with some confusion about mechanics and controls.
- The hosts fight dragons and ghostly fish, collect golden eggs, and solve silly puzzles in the temple level.
- Subtitle placement is an recurring minor frustration as the hosts adjust the split-screen layout.
- Midway through, the story turns to the characters' subconscious worlds, memories, and the idea of breaking the multiverse.
- The stream includes casual tangents about personal life, friendships, and random trivia.
- Chat interaction includes thanks for subscriptions, gifts, and super stickers.
- The stream ends with the host signing off and directing viewers to a collaborator's channel.
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My surprise. And my OBS being like encoding overload. Oh Jesus. Sorry. What was that? I I load up my stream on my phone so I can use that to track like messages. It's just like a third monitor for me essentially. Okay. Because the
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stream started, it kicked in on an advert. Sorry. How you doing today? You ready to possibly finish this game? But if nothing else, have a wonderful time.
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Yeah. I don't know how. There's like three chapters left, right? Yeah. We're like halfway through the fifth, so Oh [ __ ] Yeah. Then we do have six, seven, and eight. I forgot about that. In my mind, it was three chapters left total.
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Ah it's fine. Yeah, if we're like getting tired by the time we hit like chapter 7, we should probably just stop and leave seven and eight. But if we're still going strong like through seven, then yeah, we could probably finish it in one
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day. Okay. Okay. Glad we're doing this. God, everything's so slow. Okay. I think if I just click on the game and I don't tab out, Oh yeah, we got dragons now. Isn't that every kid's dreams? Then why didn't you?
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Math sucks. Math does suck. Oh, I put us in the middle and it covers the subtitles. All right, let's continue. We have a dragon. Oh, yeah. I put us at either side.
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Although that kind of covers the subtitles as well, cuz they're at the bottom and they go to the side. [ __ ] You know what? Screw subtitles. We'll figure it out. Yeah, exactly. Um, I don't remember how this works.
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Okay. Wait, you know. Oh, yeah. I can roll. Okay, you roll. You can fly. I can fly, but I don't remember how. That's not flying. For me, the flying is RT. So, Oh, there you go.
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And also, you can sprint if you press in the joystick. Okay. So, does that mean I need to do this then?
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I don't know what you just did. I don't know either. Well, I think I made a platform for you.
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Did we? Oh, am I going the wrong way? Am I going backwards? Oh, maybe this is Yeah, maybe we already are meant to be up there. Oh, yeah. No, I'm going the right way. Oh. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a
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minute. Wait a minute. I'm not supposed to be down here. Who died you dragon? I can't fly up.
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Wait a second. Wait a dang minute. I've already [ __ ] it up. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Okay. Wait. What the heck? Don't you just fly straight down here? Oh, are we supposed to go down there? I think so. Oh, that looked painful. I mean, I guess you could snap that other thing if you wanted to, but I
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think this is the way because I think we came from back that way. Oh, really? I think so. I mean, we'll find out. But there's something we can interact with over here. Oh, there's a bridge. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like
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there's just a simple button to pull it open. And hello everybody. Rolling around the speed of sound. Wow, we got places to go. Got to follow my way dragons.
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Oh boy. Yeah, I knew I heard daddy. Didn't see us. He's pissed. Oh [ __ ] Bridge. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, uhoh.
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Oh my god. We have to fight already. I hope so. Oh no, we got to run. Go, go, go.
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Oh, I didn't even realize that we were running away. There should be a chain or well.
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Oh, I don't have to do anything. I'm just flying. You're not even gliding anymore. You're just straight up flying.
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That's crazy. Why can't you do that all the time? That's mean game. Still in one piece. Good. Are we okay? We should be safe in here. I left it all in one piece. So, do you and Ella still hang
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out? Like when you were kids? Uh, not really, but I talk to her daily. Oh, her sister is still alive.
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Okay, that's good. I thought she we thought she died. Yeah, they talk every day, so they're not even like in a bad relationship, which is kind of crazy.
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Oh boy. Do we do it, boy? Do we hit it over there? Yeah, like to knock down the thing.
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Dick knocker. Dick knocker. Dick knocker. Oh, nope. Maybe breathe acid on it. It do be metal.
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It reacts to acid. Oh, it's going to Oh, we have fun now. Okay. Good dodge. Ooh, ghost. Oh, that makes more sense.
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Ghost fish. Ghost fish. You can squash the ghost fish. They're like toothless. Get [ __ ] Get [ __ ] Come here, banana. Come here, banana. Come here banana.
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No finan survived. Oh, there's another one. Another fish. No, it's an it's like an egg. A Oh, Fanana's egg. Oh, it's all connecting now.
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I don't know about that. I can't bonk it. Oh. Ooh, shiny. Oh, bound by regret and sorrow within this temple. All right.
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So, what's the plan? We got to free the gross dragons. Slumber. Oh, so we have to get all the eggs.
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Yeah, I see one. That dragon over there has a ball in his mouth. We probably have to go puke on his balls. No reaction. Damn. Whoa.
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Oh. Oh, I think if you go up high, like up there, you can probably fly and I can make platforms for you to platform over here. Up here. Get to the next egg. Um, yeah. Bounce on that.
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Yeah. Bounce. I mean, I can't reach it, but you should be able to. Or you could just walk back. That works, too. No, no, I I I probably just have to fly and then bounce on it. Yeah, there you go. Okay.
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So, I'm going to show you where the platform's going to appear. I think if I do it here.
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Yeah. So, you're going to have to fly to that. Okay. Okay. Okay. 3 2 1 go. And you're going to have to jump immediately. I'll make the next platform for you.
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What? It's not going to Oh, no, no, no. I think you have to keep going forward to like that bridge over there.
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Oh, so I need to like make a second platform like one there and then I do one here and then I thought it would be like easy.
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No, they're making you work for it. Yeah. What the [ __ ] Okay, Dad. You can't bonk me. I 3 2 1 go.
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3 two 1 go. Nice. Perfect. Okay. And now I do this. Oh, hells yes. Thank you. It's too hard for me to bonk. Get wrecked.
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More dragon ghosties. Oh, I get it. You bath all over the balls and then the blue spirit releases.
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We're curing their blue balls. Draw inspiration. Okay. Well, okay. To those we lost. Fair enough. Um.
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Oh. Oh, yeah. We can come open this door. Oh, unless there's there's another golden egg over there.
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What did that do? Or did we already get that one? Oh, I think we did already get that one. Okay. Yeah, just go blow open the [Music] door. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Can you b in that one's mouth? Ah, that's how we do it. And then you have to you're going to have to bath in the left one's mouth after.
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Mama's already so tired. Yeah, key is now like, you know what? I'm glad. What?
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I'm glad we only have two weeks left. I'm Shall we? You're going to have to do the barfig again. It ran out of time.
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Oh, it runs out of time. Yeah, my bad. So, nice. Oh, good one. Oh, good. Okay, do your thing.
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Hello. Hello. Wonder if it hurts. It does hurt. Of course it does hurt. You never know until you try. It was P for science.
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There's more. I'm a pioneer. I got to go. Yeah, they're making us do a lot of silly little puzzles today.
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Okay. Okay. You got that one instantly. Nice. Another golden ball. making those sounds. Yep.
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Did I tell you the sound that a tortoise makes when it's having sex? They make sounds when they have sex. Yay. My favorite thing recently. Yeah. When they when they have sex, they just they they like very slow humps. It's like one
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every 3 seconds and it's just like what? It's so [ __ ] funny. All of my chat has heard this too many times. They're just like, "Why is he like this?" Wait, that's so crazy.
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We have what? Oh, they glow so good. Oh, this one's timed. Oh, no. I got to be fast. Okay.
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Okay. Thank you. Okay. Now, how do I get you over here? Ah, that'll do it. Oh, wait. So, what's a time block?
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You ready? 3 2 1. Nice. Oh, there's a lot of electricity up in the sky. For some reason, doesn't go well for our future.
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We get all the dragon. Yeah, we did. Tell the stargazers that we're sorry for making them hear that. They're not sorry. I'm not sorry. Oh my god. It can sound like this.
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[Music] In fact, I'll do it with the cyborg thing. All right, that's enough. Yeah, I'm done. Don't worry. I just had the thing where I press a button and it makes us come together and do the hot side every
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time I made the sound. Oh. Well, if we continue to disobey Raider, what do you think he'll throw at us next? Who knows? But he doesn't strike me as the type who takes no for an answer. Yeah, I suspect this is about to
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get real ugly real bad. Men, am I right? Yeah. Whoa, check it out, Neo. Another side story up ahead. Ooh, goo. Why does it look so colorful? Yeah, there's a gummy bear here, too. Going to be candy land. Hey, why can't we enter this
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one? Oh, it's the candy cane. That's why. If only we touched the goo. We have to dismount. Oh, we're tying the dragons up. Got you. No clue.
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Someone said, "Are you guys ready for peak? Is this peak? What the [ __ ] Are we teeth? I'm officially done being surprised with toothpaste on our heads. I have no memory of creating this. Wait, this was Mo.
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What? Bro, you made this? Grumpy guts. Oh my. If you just do the dash, you just dive forward like a mad man.
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You know, it's nice to see a sweeter side of you that's not all existential dread and explosions. Yeah, true.
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Something's wrong. This is so funny. Can you bounce into the ground? Yeah. So cute. This is so sick. Oh, extra. Yeah, we know.
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God, we can barely move. Harder harder harder harder colder. Yes, now I remember. Oh, it's our fifth birthday. Your fifth birthday party.
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Uh-huh. And it's the first story I ever wrote. Oh, no. This is like a school project. They must die.
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What happens if we jump off? Oh, that's it. Apparently, teeth don't like a chocolate river.
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[Music] This is so silly. Oh [ __ ] Wow. Okay, I have I wrote in the title to lock in and I'm not locking in. Oh my god. Butter.
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Yummy. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a What am I doing here? Why did they send me over here?
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Why did you mention it? This does look like a kid sugar. I do like the chocolate logs. The lollipop just [ __ ] me. You nailed the hairstyle though.
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Jealous. Don't worry, I'll [ __ ] him up. Nobody gets to do that to my man. Oh my god.
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Come here. Come here. Come here. Was it the Was it the blue one or the pink one?
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The blue one. Blue one. [ __ ] you. I missed. Watching. Oh. Oh, wait a minute.
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Wait a minute. Oh, okay. I made it. Oh, Jesus Christ. Can we attack these? Okay, I got him. I got him for you. Don't worry.
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Vengeance is mine. [Music] These lollipops like Oh, the sun is m is ugly. Oh, what the what is with its lips? It's so yassified.
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Oh my god, look. Holy [ __ ] Who's that? The baby from Teletubbies has been on some [ __ ] for these last 30 years. God, there's a man up there. A man? Well, I wonder if that's Mio's daddy. Oh, maybe
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looks like Dr. Eggman. If this story lollipops make me uncomfortable, same. They do not look fun.
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I don't like how slow we are in this world. To make a dream come true. Uh, I don't recall the but probably something silly like that. I've played crab game before.
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This is fine. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Yeah, there's a lot going on after all. I thought this would be easy, but we're so slow. I know, right? You have to like calculate your moves. Oh no. Wait, wait,
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wait wait. I don't know if I can do this. You got this. Okay, I believe in you. Also, when you jump without moving, you do like little spins and back flips. It's so cute.
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[Music] Oh go. This is not Do I have to Oh, ground pound it. Oh, yeah. Okay.
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Oh, we have to go over there. Yeah. Ground pound and then dash. Welcome. Welcome.
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Oh yeah, get wrecked. Happy birthday. Oh, she can't spell. Oh, that's happy birthday. Oh no, they speak now.
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Hold my little hand. Uh, what happened? Yeah, we have no hands. Oh, no, we do have hands. Oh, yeah, we do. They're like little stubs. Oh, they let go of each other immediately. Thing, isn't it? Let's climb a cake. Yeah. Get
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those candies. Oh, come on. Come on. Give me a want to fight the candy. Oh. Oh. Um. Okay. I I killed that one. I won. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Oh. Oh. Okay. Finally. Jesus. Oh no. Oh no. This is like to remind myself all guys. Yeah, it really is.
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Surely all these sweets must have caught up with you. But now that you mention it, I got a toothache once. And you know what? Never mind. Oh, she has a bad story with that toothache.
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Bang. Bang. Bang. [ __ ] yeah. No no no. [Music] It's okay. It's just delicious chocolate, bro. Oh, not the cherry taking you out.
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I'm safe. If I just stay in here the whole time. This cake is not. It lives for now.
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It looks like I have toothpaste on. Yeah, I think it's supposed to be frosting, but your one really looks like Colgate. Oh no, the music's going bad. Um. Uh-oh. What's happening? No, no, no, no. [ __ ] you,
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Cherry. Oh my god. Oh wow, you killed so many of the cherries. What's happening? The music changes.
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[Music] Maybe she had a bad birthday and celebrate my birthday. Cuz this no longer sounds happy.
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It sounds [ __ ] up. Uhoh. Oh, here we go. This is Mio's story.
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The dentist will see you now. Oh, she went to the dentist on her birthday.
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Oh, that makes sense. What? Are they doing surgery on us? Oh my god. Now, which one of you needs to be? Holy [ __ ] Mia, what is wrong with you? No.
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No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Ow, ow, ow. He drilled me. He drilled me. He drilled me. Thank you. Oh my god. This is so [ __ ] up. Yeah, it is. Oh god.
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Of a 5-year-old girl. I poop. Save me for suppressing this horror. This is how I feel at the dentist, too.
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Jesus. Going to need braces. I don't think I'm going to go to the dentist anymore. You know what, kids? Never go to the dentist. It's a trap. They just want your teeth. Oh, I missed. [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] You got this. Oh, it jumped
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off. I've got this. Yeah, he tried to come for me off the edge. Yeah, boys. Oh, you can ride it. I'mma eat his hands.
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Yeah. Oh [ __ ] This is crazy. I think you can ground pound his hand. I wonder if she actually did that to him. That's kind of [ __ ] up.
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Oh. Oh. Wow. Do you remember which one I'm in? No, but I'm a guess. Oh. Oh, [ __ ] Now I really don't know.
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I'm in the left one. I'm in the left one. Oh, nice. I was just going to guess. I didn't expect the super speed. Oh god. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh [ __ ] Cut in half. What the [ __ ] Wait.
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I'll be right there. Rookie. I got to rejoin. Come here. You. I'm coming. Oh my god. I fell anyway.
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Oh, like this. Not going to lie, this is like the scariest boss. This is This is traumatic [ __ ] No wonder Mio is the way she is.
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Oh god. I lived. Not the poopies. Okay. Okay. Where you going now, old man? Oh [ __ ] Oh, they're cut in half again.
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You'll be fine. Just go grab your other half. And not me. The other other half.
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I'm trying to I'm so slow. Oh god. I can taste him in my nose. Why are dentists like this?
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Attack. You want to ride this one? Yeah. Get his ass. Oh nice. Okay, [ __ ] You're down to Oh, put it in his nose. Labotize him. Come on. Get some.
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Oh, we're sticking it down his throat. That's okay. [Applause] someone. And yet you've been doing it to kids, you monster. Jeez, Mio. What was that about? What? Huh? That dentist had it coming.
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Honestly, so true. Do you have no kind of want? [ __ ] that. It didn't let me turn around. I wanted to try it.
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Wonder if she really bit the dentist. That's crazy. Afraid of the dentist. I hope so. That would be funny.
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What about adult? I hate them, but he doesn't. No one single person in the entire history of the world has ever been excited to visit. Fair enough, chat. That was an actual hear me out.
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Don't you dare. But healthy teeth are important. She likes the dentist. I can't believe it.
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Did you enjoy Peak? Yes. But also up until the dentist part. I liked the dentist part. I didn't like the tooth part. We were too slow.
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Dentist was a pretty damn cool boss. I got to keep the nightmare. Yay. Final destination.
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What are those? I bet you can barf on them and I can smash them. Doesn't work out. Maybe. Oh, no. Dragon fruit.
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Yeah, boy. Can I be in charge of the demolition? You have my trumpets. Oh, I just can't wait to be Oh, you're going to have to puke all over that guy. That angry turtle. It's the treasure tra. The turtle came back.
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Not a turtle. It's a tortoise. Oh. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh, I don't know what to do. Oh, you have to baff on it. You b on the metal ones. I b on the crystal ones. I mean, not bar. I
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slam through the crystal ones. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Okay. Behind me. Oh no. It's okay. Try it Neo.
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Not a turtle. I know, guys. You know what he's going to do to us. We've been talking about it all day. Your turn.
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Smash him down. You can run, but you can't hide. Don't let me escape. Hurry.
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Those are cool swords, though. Look at his big old booty. Get old Becky, you silly boy. Stop. In the name of the realm. She's so into this. Oh, wow. Holy [ __ ] That's of course the gold dragon hoarding.
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Oh, I just have to chill. This is mean. Nice. That took a while. I blame the turtle. Sorry, the tortoise.
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Oh my god, this POV is kind of crazy. What? Oh, no one will ever know.
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Not the cloa. Oh god. [Laughter] It is pretty trees. Dragon sex. God somewhere is so happy right now. That poor guy. He was just chilling. Oh, you have to No, no, no.
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You go inside. Don't want to be a hamster. You have to go inside. Don't want to be a hamster.
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Where did I Oh, who's the evil tortoise? Along with the now deceased dragon slayer, the treasure traitor is an ally to the megalith.
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Treasure traitor guy was more of a general. This guy meddled with the finances. Exactly. The collapse of the dragon government to choice is doing.
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Don't [ __ ] with the finances, baby. Oh, you're here. Nice dodge. All right. Thank you. Something's approaching. Uh oh.
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Oh [ __ ] Oh. Oh no. Oh no. Why can't I hit him? Ow. Ow. Ow.
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Can't hurt me. Oh, there we go. Nice. One down. Ow. It's a little sl.
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You got it. Jesus Christ. That's what they get for getting hit. You got to really really get rid of betrayal.
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Get rid of what? Get rid of the metal. You can't just go. Yeah, you got to spray that [ __ ] Oh god, I lived.
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Oh yeah, this POV is a little like weird. Oh, birdie. You mean dragon. I wonder if that's going to be our next pope.
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He's got the hat. Drop off. Yeah, the angles were weird. No, I thought you're graduating to become the next pope. Oh, is that what people are saying now?
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Yes. I thought Trisha Pas was giving birth to the next pope. Oh. Oh god. Well, I'm bad.
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I wasn't planning on becoming the next pope, but I'll do it. Hello, [ __ ] [ __ ] You have to come back now. I don't think I can. Oh, I can. Yeah.
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Okay. What? Okay, we're good. We're good. Don't puke at me. I'm puking on you.
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Okay, that one was actually just an accident. My bad. Just chill. Yeah. Yeah. Puke on me.
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How did you know what I'm into? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I should have done that during the off cab.
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Yeah. Follow me. I did make you breakfast. I didn't get drunk enough. True. We barely drank during the off collab.
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Me and Alvin drank a bit more than you and Sunny. Go, go, go, go. Getting closer to the Golden. It makes sense, right?
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Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah. Uh, so when you go in the water, I have to do it from here then.
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Can you hit the one on the left? Oh, sick. Okay. Yeah. Okay. No. Yes. Nice.
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Purple fall. Quite off, but pretty. Oh, you can't jump from there. Favorite color. Wow. She was obsessed with her sister. I bet her sister.
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Ella's a stargazer. Now we know. There's got to be a secret behind the waterfall.
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I still don't doubt it. Oh. I'm starting to doubt it. We can't even stand on the wood. Yeah, there's no physics to it. Take away his real geeky minute.
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[Laughter] The secret was death. Just like in real life, man. Oh, maybe you can't hit him from here. Oh, yeah. It's like an invisible wall. Rude game.
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Oh, now they got feet. These boots were made for walking. That's just what they'll do. One of these days, these boots are going to walk off to Oh, delicious.
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I mean, this is the final resting place. Primordial dragon mother. Check out those gold primordial dragon mother.
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Thanks, Mio. Thanks. These don't even melt. Oh, that's not good for us. At least we can smash the treasures. We should take some of these teeth with us. They look Oh, dude needed to brush his teeth.
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Damn it. You can I can fly, remember? But what if you couldn't? Oh. Oh my god. Jesus.
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That's dangerous. Uh-oh. Oh [ __ ] Ah, that's that's fair. L. They need to regulate this [ __ ] man. This is not how you run a bed of breakfast.
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A that one was just a bro. He was just chilling. They're not even alive.
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There's nothing in that shell. What? Oh lava. Oh, you did good. Got it. Got it. I was trying to kill you, but that didn't work out. Oh, yeah. [ __ ] you.
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Oh, another birdie. A burp. I think you have to barf on the chains. Nice suit. Nice suit.
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Jesus. Yeah, they I want one of those from my front door. Anytime the Uber Eats driver's going slow. Goodbye.
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Oh god, there's so many. Nice. Stay focused. One down. Yeah. Yeah. Oh god. No.
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Okay. Wait. I can't hit it. I can't. There we go. Nice. Nice. Almost at the temple entrance.
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Good. We haven't gotten to the entrance yet. What the heck? No, he didn't do nothing.
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He was just chilling. He had a family. He was two days from retirement. Uord, we could just go around. Not even alive.
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We could just go around. That was my uncle. There's our little friend again. Rainbow.
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Wait, we back. We disconnected. Welcome back everybody to the Apparently I did. Oh, I didn't even notice it.
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Discord call didn't drop, so I don't know what happened. Oh, nice. I forgot about the tortoise. The hour of reckoning is upon you, traitor.
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Yeah traitor. Oh, it's time to run now. I see what we have to do. I think we're going to show him that slow and steady doesn't win the race. Ooh, pretty lights. Oh, spicy lights. Don't play with the pretty
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lights. It's not good. [Music] This is for every dragon you betray. God, she's taking this very seriously.
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Yeah. Oh my god. From this pesky prison. I got snaked. The pesky prison. She's so Oh [ __ ] Oh, is he shooting his babies at us? That's [ __ ] up, my dude.
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Oh [ __ ] I want a trap. Ow. Oh, that one detonated. I got you. I'll get you out of that pesky prisoner.
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Get Shrek's tortoise. Thank you. It smelled like funions in there. Oh [ __ ] I died.
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Uh-oh. Help me. I'm stuck. I got you. Watch out for the fire. It turns out it does burn.
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We're dragons. That makes no sense. I'm just going to say it. Weak dragons. No, not like this.
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Oh, it protected you from the explosion. Yeah, this is too much, man. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] It's fine. His baby's just chilling. Stop moving dick.
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Ow. I'm trapped. My little Thank you. Wish we could turn this off. Oh sh No, I ain't done with this. Then again. Then again. And again. He has spears.
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He's got a club. Ow. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, it's not okay. Okay. Now you live and I come back to life. It is the third day after um Oh [ __ ] No [ __ ] Two days late for Easter.
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That's fine. Oh god. Ow ow ow ow. We're dying at the right [ __ ] It became a bullet hell. What the hell man?
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Wait, there's no way we started at the beginning. Oh. Oh. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay.
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Grumpy man. kindly to that. Will we flip him? Why did I make him a turbo toy?
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Turbo tortoise. Ow. I know. Do it. Oh yeah. B on him. Get Shrek. Oh, he took his head. How is he alive?
Speaker A
Tonight we dine on turtle soup. Oh [ __ ] Ow. Say [Music] treasure trader.
Speaker A
Oh god. Oh. Oh god. Nice. [Music] Finale in boiling gold. Wait, are we going to torture the tortoise? Yeah, we are.
Speaker A
Don't worry. It's like dropping a lobster into boiling water. That's not any better. That's still torture. They feel a lot of pain from it. Wait, do a poor innocent Zoe. Okay, let's do this. Ta.
Speaker A
Oh, we're really making turtle soup. Delicious. Oh my god. Are we creating the one ring?
Speaker A
Wow. Lava turtle soup. Yummy. Yep. That's going to be spicy though. Whoa. Dragon has a sword.
Speaker A
This place is massive, Zoe. Amazing, isn't it? Dope. Now we need to grow to our third form. Come on. I want big dragon.
Speaker A
Okay, that's it. What? Oh, they are going to Oh, let's go. Claim thy weapon and take flight. Slay the beast in the sky. We get the sword, too.
Speaker A
Holy [ __ ] Let's [ __ ] go. Mia, your hand. Wait, did we just kill our dragons for these swords? I think they became the swords. Hold on to it. We're going to need them later. Our babies. They turned
Speaker A
into weapons. Oh, never mind. I was going to say I really thought we did sacrifice our babies. Holy [ __ ] That's more like it.
Speaker A
Wow, this is insane. Okay, follow my lead. Oh, somebody read Aragon as a child. Yo, the triple spin. What the heck? Remember, approach her with care and make sure you Oh, me was made for this.
Speaker A
Oh, good girl. You were saying? No, nothing. Hell, do it. You need to be careful. There's a spike right in front of your face. How do I Let the hunt begin.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Oh. Inverse controls. Holy [ __ ] Wait. I can't B. All right. Cuz I can never bop. I can just spin. Boom.
Speaker A
Yes. Oh god. Don't worry about it. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I feel like I'm on a Disney ride or some [ __ ] There's a lot of craziness going on. Oh, that's you. That's you. Well, you can
Speaker A
attack me. It's fine. Legendary. I finally got to do something. What? So, where's our target? We only got to steal yourself.
Speaker A
Steal yourself. Literally. Oh, you got a leg. You were too slow. I don't I I can't speed up. I think I sped up. Oh. Oh, yeah. You can get like a little dash.
Speaker A
Wa. Where is he? This is crazy. Yeah, this is huge. How do I use my sword, though? Maybe the sword comes in later.
Speaker A
Yeah, maybe we have to like get off our dragons at one point and just stab him into his chest.
Speaker A
Now we avenge all dragons or attack. Holy [ __ ] Wow, that's a big boy. Oh, sick.
Speaker A
[Music] Jesus Christ. [Music] Let's say he better not die. I want to fight him. It's escaping. Put it down.
Speaker A
Him down. Down. I got that. Doesn't seem safe. Oh. Oh. Okay. We got this. Get in now.
Speaker A
You're catch up to us someday. Oh, he going ball power, too. Un cool, my dude. I'm cool. Uh-oh. I got you. Keep pressing on. Nice.
Speaker A
Evade. Oh, I can't smashy smash. Uhoh. Buckle up, buckle up, cowboy. Nice. Oh. Wow. Holy [ __ ] Come on. Let me get that tail. Whoa. Oh, whoa. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Speaker A
That was close. Oo [ __ ] Okay. Underwater is actually Oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Speaker A
Uh-oh. I don't have claustrophobia, but I also don't want to be a sandwich. That was almost a jail sandwich.
Speaker A
Nice. Stay on course. Together we stand. United we fall. Or fell the dragon, I guess. Man, I can't do [ __ ] Don't let him escape. I just want to headbutt him.
Speaker A
I'm I don't think I'm doing anything to him to be honest. No, I don't think we can actually damage him now. I just wish I could at least puke. I ain't got nothing. I can just I can't even Oh [ __ ]
Speaker A
Laauo. It's okay. Sometimes you Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Speaker A
Oh my god. It's going so fast. [Music] Wait a minute. Hello. I thought it was inverse controls.
Speaker A
Apparently not. Yeah. It normally goes sideways. It's very confusing. Oh fire. Stay on target.
Speaker A
Nice. Land ride. It really is. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Speed.
Speaker A
Oh, what is that glowing glowing thing? Zoe, we've reached its layer. Oh, it's the eye of S. Just stay alert.
Speaker A
I want to touch the [Music] eye. What? Huh? Oh my god. This is so how to train your dragon.
Speaker A
We're [ __ ] This is awesome. Oh [ __ ] I think your baby just died.
Speaker A
No way. Oh, no. Fall damage. Oh god. Y. Okay, this is more like it. Now I feel active.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Nice try, idiot. Hell yeah. Dead end, Zoe. Hold on. Oh my god.
Speaker A
This is so cinematic. Raro. Um, guys, look up, guys. A, our baby saved us.
Speaker A
Come on. Bog time. Stab him. There we go. Oh, we're on top of him.
Speaker A
Yeah. Now it's Brog time. What now? This way. [ __ ] him up. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] Oh, nice baby. Oh god, it's coming for us. I didn't know that was a thing.
Speaker A
Good job, baby. What's that? Oh [ __ ] It's fine. They just need little crystals. What could they do to us?
Speaker A
Man, I don't want to be back on the dragon. There we go. Okay. Jesus, these shots are crazy. This is so insane. Yeah.
Speaker A
Drive. Oh, that was me. I wasn't looking. Lau, it's okay. I don't even know who I am.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's hard to see us at this point. No. Fat crap monster. Fat crap monster. Oh, you can do a jump attack.
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] Keep it up. Yeah, that's good for the mobs. Nice. Now we got to get the one in its tummy. See, I want to cut off its tes.
Speaker A
Keep pushing you through. Don't think all that growth is good for you, my dude. Oh, sick.
Speaker A
Ty's becoming a badass. [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Fight. Move it. Baby, baby, baby. There we go. Cyborg babies need to speed up, man.
Speaker A
Wow. No crap this time. Yeah. Bar on him. Oh, better. He's not even barfing. He just ripped his eyeball out. Now barking. Yeah. Whoa. Ah.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh, that was graphic. Damn. Um, we're still on it. Yeah we're fine. We'll be fine.
Speaker A
You're right. We'll we'll respawn. Yeah, I think we like segmented. Oh, so now he's got no eyes, huh?
Speaker A
This is like a movie. This is a race. The Final Fantasy movie actually. No, I'd win.
Speaker A
Almost there. We probably played chicken too long. That was so [Music] funny. Okay, so the second one is fast.
Speaker A
Almost there. Oh. Bye. It's okay. You back. I'm not taking any chances. That's bad. That's bad.
Speaker A
At least you lived. Yeah. Get him, babies. Oh, okay. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, that'll do, too.
Speaker A
Oh, we are so Shadow of the Colossus right now. One more. One more. Yeah, baby. Now twist it.
Speaker A
Oh, we'll run the heck away. Um, fight the dragon. Save the cowboy. [Music] Oo, the flip [Applause] though. Wow. Well, it's like when the Ender Dragon gets killed.
Speaker A
Ah I forget. That stream was a blur to me. We saved the dragons and then they lived happily ever after. And then there's three more chapters.
Speaker A
Is that true? I mean, we just skipped them through their life. They're adults now, are they? Feel kind of bad for them. This is it. This is where we say goodbye, my scaled friend. A fly.
Speaker A
Surprised the blue one can even fly. And all of its childhood is rolling around.
Speaker A
Yeah, now it can fly. Yeah. You know what, Zoe? I really needed this. A I didn't realize it myself, but I kind of needed a break from all of my own dark thoughts. That's what fantasy is for. That's why I wrote the story.
Speaker A
True. Ella would have loved me. Would have. Yeah. I thought to her every day by praying.
Speaker A
I lost her when we were 12. Oh [ __ ] There was an accident. We were playing and Oh, she killed her.
Speaker A
One minute she was there and the next she wasn't. After that everything changed. We became hollow. My family, my childhood, me just hollow. But in this story, you made sure you both survived.
Speaker A
A a chance to grow up together. They're both creating fantasies for their family. I just hoped that in time it would get easier.
Speaker A
Does it? No. Hey Hey, this whole story, this whole adventure, it's such a beautiful way to honor your sister.
Speaker A
What do you mean? I mean, you wrote Ella like a complete badass dragon. Hell, that is exactly how I wish I would be remembered one day. I just wanted to write her a different ending. Or you did something way more epic than that.
Speaker A
Look at all of this. Music is so good. It's amazing. Time for the fraction butthole. We can stay a bit more if you want.
Speaker A
What did you say? I'm okay. Let's continue. Time for the fractured butthole. Then let's get to it. Because you know we're separate but we're together. We're fractured but all but exactly. Everything's safe. There's nothing mean and dirty being said.
Speaker A
Everything's safe. All right, let's see what what happened. Oh no, they got the king t in the top.
Speaker A
Raider. Okay, but he's kind of hot though. I would disagree. I like him. He looks like Wesco from Resident Evil.
Speaker A
You've lost control and we need you to step aside. You have no idea what you're doing. The subjects are still in We've got new evil peoples. You can't do this.
Speaker A
Take caution with your tone. This is my machine. I've spent 20 years of my life building it and no one is going to take it away from me. Nobody. It's already happened.
Speaker A
How can you all be so shortsighted? We're this close to completing my machine. When we go live, we'll dominate the entire market. We've already dispatched the team to take over. No, they're on their way as we speak.
Speaker A
You three can go to hell. He's throwing a tantrum. Those were just the monitors, my dude.
Speaker A
They can still hear and see you, you idiot. What up, baby? Whoa. Okay, I think we're breaking out pretty damn soon, hopefully.
Speaker A
Oh, me and I don't get through. He needs to take another hit. I am not losing this fight. There must be something anything we can do.
Speaker A
No. No. It's too risky. Speak up. If we if we accelerate the machine to full power, we could potentially push them into their subconscious, sir. Oh, that's a bad idea. Too dangerous. We can't guarantee their safety.
Speaker A
Maybe not, but it would set them off track though. I'm biased. Time to restore the machine.
Speaker A
We're going to be inside our own brains. That's so [ __ ] I don't want to be in Mio's brain. Set it up. But sir, we don't know if their minds can handle the procedure. I don't care. Set it up
Speaker A
right away, sir. That's when you know you've gone off the Well, he's already gone off the deep end, but putting a human life in danger for a machine, for something like this, these two idiots are just going for it.
Speaker A
They don't care. Good luck finding the glitch in the maze of your own subconscious.
Speaker A
Oh damn. Are we going into the subconscious? Come on, let's go. No more fractures. Oh, we're back in Cyberpunk.
Speaker A
Wait, are we both in one person subconscious? I think. Yeah, probably. Probably be one at a time.
Speaker A
So, this one's so one chapter is Mio, one chapter is Zoe. Zoe balls. We're balls. Oh. Oh, Samus Aaron. Metroid game.
Speaker A
Finally. Oh. Oh. Oh, we got little pets. Oh, my head is pounding. Yeah, feels like a mean jet lag. You're Colgate colored again. And who are these guys?
Speaker A
Beats me. That one's all alien coded. I don't like it. Witching and [ __ ] Now we're stuck in the subconscious.
Speaker A
By the looks of it, my subconscious. Can I assume you don't have the faintest idea of where we are or what we might encounter from here on out? Your guess is as good as mine.
Speaker A
Go. I think she's going to go through. Oops. My controller. Oh, I wonder what this [ __ ] checked out the screen. I was so confused. At least those two ball drones seem friendly.
Speaker A
Maybe they know something. We need to find a way out of here. Because if we don't, our brains will fry. No pressure.
Speaker A
Oh, bouncy. Whoopsie. I just went all the way down. Damn. Okay. At least while you hit it first.
Speaker A
What is this ship even transporting? Cargo, people. It doesn't scream vacation in the Caribbean, that's for sure.
Speaker A
Oh my. Pretty presumptive. You got there so fast. Yeah, that bit's annoying to do.
Speaker A
Oh, there's people and robots down there. Look, there's people inside. On vacation. That rules out the Caribbean. Bye.
Speaker A
Climb, my spider monkey. And now tasers something wants to keep us out. I got fried too.
Speaker A
And again, keep us out or keeping in. I thought it was like Okay. Oh, what? What do I do here? Oh, go down. Go down. Go down. Go down.
Speaker A
Go up. Go up. Go up. Go up. Nice. Oh, hey. Oh, do we just Yeah, you go up to the green one.
Speaker A
Nice. There you go. Oh. Oh, we're supposed to stand on them. Oh, I see.
Speaker A
Oops. Well, we learned. Yep. I like my glowy shoes. Yeah, the shoes are glowy and nice.
Speaker A
In real life. Oh no, I made a mistake. Okay, I got you. I got you. I got you. I don't got you.
Speaker A
Okay. All right, restart. Yeah, we'll do this properly. Okay, get ahead. Oh, nice. Here. Now what?
Speaker A
No ladder. Oh, I back flipped off it somehow. What do you think? Make anything out of it? No. But if we were welcome here, we would have felt it. Yeah.
Speaker A
Something's off. Mio's repressing [ __ ] Nah. No way. Nah. Couldn't be. I'm lowkey afraid.
Speaker A
Yeah. No. This is going to get real [ __ ] up. I feel like it's about to get so dark.
Speaker A
Yeah. I'm thinking some sort of like slave labor camp kind of thing. Either that or they're taking humans in here and just turning them into batteries. Kind of makes sense. Nothing makes sense anymore. A prison could be a
Speaker A
fitting representation of the subconscious, you know, with hidden layers and suppressed themes, that stuff. So, let's get to the something cuz I have no idea what I might have locked in over the years. Girl, there's so much more than anyone knows. How are
Speaker A
we going to unlock that? Everybody locks away something. Yeah, we could end up being in here for years.
Speaker A
Oh, whoa. What? Who is that? I'm a prisoner. Please. It's baby Mio, isn't it? Okay, but how?
Speaker A
A Hey, these guys again. Either her inner child or I'm feeling inner child. Wait a minute.
Speaker A
They're remote controlled. Brilliant. I don't have much time. Unlock the gate. Find me. Oh [ __ ] Okay. So, oh, this is remote control. Or just them. No idea, but it sounded like Woo!
Speaker A
No one goes crazy. Swarm do. Oh my god. What the [ __ ] Oh, that's so itself. A bunch of little bugs. Oh my god, I hate it. Oh, I kind of love mine.
Speaker A
Oh god. Oh, wait. What can you Oh, you can like magnetize. Yeah, then I can jump between two planes.
Speaker A
Have you got like a weird power yet? I'm just bugs. Whoa. Oh, you can fly again. Why do I never get to fly?
Speaker A
Yo, this is crazy. This game really said white women can't jump. Oh god. I think you probably Yeah. Ride that. Do I? Ah, the ship. Yeah. Let's dig deeper.
Speaker A
Now I play the waiting game. [Music] Thank you. Oh god, I made a mistake. Might have um made a a little better like these drones.
Speaker A
What do I do now? How do I free you? Oh. Oh, yeah. You just come this way.
Speaker A
Oh, this open. I just go in here. Okay. Hello. Hey. Hey. Hey. Oh, I just have to go in as a ball.
Speaker A
Yeah, I think so. You just have to time it, right? No, you just have to hold yourself. No, I know.
Speaker A
I was [ __ ] around. What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? How come I can't go in?
Speaker A
How long have you got? I mean, if you really want to talk about that subject, maybe do you have like What did your RT do? Oh. Oh, there we go. Isn't this wild, though? What do you mean?
Speaker A
Exploring the unknown subconscious. Unknown. Oh, I see what we do. Never breaks your spirit, does it?
Speaker A
Go. You got this. Oh, popcorn. Oh. Oh. Oh, nice. These are some cool mechanics still. Okay.
Speaker A
Okay. Down the rabbit hole we go. That's too big for a rabbit. Imagine if we're dead in our human bodies right now. We're just passed out on the floor.
Speaker A
The robot gods came around and just took us away in here and I don't know what it is. Thinking about who that prisoner might be. Not just that, but this entire ship.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Yeah, that that plane thing was crazy. Oh, never. You will never unless you free your mind. Oh. Oh god. What the [ __ ] No, no, no, no, no. What? Um, I don't like You will never be free
Speaker A
unless you free your mind. Oh, and then she turns evil. Okay. Okay. I should really digitizing her brain. Oh god. Don't know what it's a standin for yet. Free your mind. What's this? Okay.
Speaker A
So, they cut open a woman's head. All the dark stuff. They take over all the happy stuff and then they seal it back up. Where am I? The only prison is your mind.
Speaker A
Do I go in here? Oh, you go in here. Oh, sorry. I was watching TV. Oh, there you are. Hey.
Speaker A
Um, it's about like psychosis medication. Check it out though. We've got covers. If we learn any stories, it's mechs aren't usually the friendly type. Yeah, let's not get [Laughter] caught. Oh, the wrong way. Oh, this is for you. Oh, that's for
Speaker A
me. Free your mind. Don't be so shallow. I don't think it's that. What if we're just two balls in love in a dystopian world? Wouldn't be in Mio subconscious. I know that much.
Speaker A
Oh, I get stuck if I'm a ball. Oh, no. I'm good. Keep on rolling. Rolling. Rolling.
Speaker A
Rolling. I'm not so sure about freeing this prisoner. But what if freeing her might free us? Sounds like a reach.
Speaker A
Yeah, but it's not like there's survival options. Sure. I suppose you're right. Is it like she just locked down all of her joy so she could survive?
Speaker A
Okay, got this crank. Maybe. Oh, thank you. That doesn't look okay. Can I jump? Maybe. Nope. Uh-oh.
Speaker A
[ __ ] What do I do from there then? Your mind, your butt will follow.
Speaker A
No chat. No. Can you make me like left instead of Oh, I can. Oh, there we go.
Speaker A
And then can you raise me anymore? Um, yeah. Oh, no. We're good. Okay. Yay. We're together again.
Speaker A
This route better. What the [ __ ] I'm sure it is. I thought I was taking a shortcut like [Laughter] that. I really thought I had a thing going.
Speaker A
Want some jet engines? Let me hit your ride. [Music] What? I think you have to turn into like flying mode there. They should blow you across. Yeah, boy.
Speaker A
Oh, I thought we get on it. Time for some docking. What the [ __ ] Get on it.
Speaker A
Get on it. Oh, yeah. I shouldn't have tried that. Oh, okay. I think we've got a behind him.
Speaker A
Oh, do it. Shoot me. Wait. What? Oh, wait. What? Ah, thank you. Thank you. All right, I need to get you over here somehow.
Speaker A
How do we get new? Oh, too high. My bad. Yeah, I just didn't see it. It was on me.
Speaker A
Okay, I've made a mistake. It's It'll come back out. Nice. Nice harpooning, Neo. Oh, okay. Okay, now I can help you get across.
Speaker A
Oh. Okay, we're doing this properly. Jump. Anyway, now what? Oh. Oh, there's a thing over here I can get you in. Oh god. Oh, nice. Oh, almost very [ __ ] cool. Almost cool. No, not again.
Speaker A
[Laughter] Okay, third time's the charm. Nice. I don't like the bug footage. All right, let's see what else my B have in store for us.
Speaker A
Why doesn't she want to free herself? I don't think she knows it herself, but I mean, I may be wrong about that, but I feel like it is.
Speaker A
There was also a bunch of creepy stuff going on on the TV. Got a boat setting.
Speaker A
They cut out all the happy bits out here. I'm a boat. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh, I can't jump out though. I'm still just a magnet and I can't swim.
Speaker A
Oh, you have to get in me. Oh, wow. How do you get Where are you, boy? Go down the waterfall. Oh.
Speaker A
Nice. Okay. Yeah. Just roll in. I don't like it. Gentle. Come with me and your imagination. There we go. I don't know. I just feel shattered.
Speaker A
Oh, you jump. Yeah. Where are you? Oh, this way. Nice. Good. Oh god. that you I guess so.
Speaker A
What do I do about just keep swimming? Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Yeah boy.
Speaker A
If I can accelerate. Nope. It feels [Music] like Oh, there you go. I set you. Oh, yeah. You're coming up.
Speaker A
Yay. Oh, yeah. Magnetizes you. Um. Oh, I'll be fine. I'll be fine. You go ahead without me.
Speaker A
Or do you have to like wait on a platform? You can go left or right. We don't have to go through the center. Oh, that's so funny. Okay, you have to get through there real quickly. Go, Kiki.
Speaker A
Other side me. Erase it. Oh god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't do this alone. There we go. You're fine.
Speaker A
But what if though? What? Now what? Oh, I come up here. Oh, you can get back on the land.
Speaker A
It has to be a ramp. Ramp. What are these glowy things? Whoa. Oh, you're miles ahead of me.
Speaker A
Oops. What's this? Oh, do they activate? Um um um I need um Thank you.
Speaker A
Nice. No, I want to stay on the boat. I felt safe there. Swastic. Nice.
Speaker A
Oh, that one's spicy. My bad. Don't ride the spicy ones. Go go go go go go go go go go go, go, go, go, go. My bad. We could have It's so slow. I know, right? I got to like really turn it, huh?
Speaker A
Yeah. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Okay. Okay.
Speaker A
Yes. I'm like, how do I what's clockwise and counterclockwise? That was so funny. It was like you were just thinking, should I? Yes. Yes, I shoot it.
Speaker A
Oh counterclockwise. Okay. Wait, what is this? Counterclockwise. It should be clockwise. Oh my god. Oh.
Speaker A
Oh, and now it's on you. Yeah. Can you rotate that thing? Oh, can I? Oh, I can.
Speaker A
I mean like a bomb maze now. Don't like a snail. What about snails? Progress with direction.
Speaker A
I don't like this area. Oh [ __ ] That's That's on me. Okay. Nice.
Speaker A
I'm just going to let you do all the work. I'm just going to chill. You go up. No. Or maybe you can just Oh, I think you can just keep going. Okay. And I can come down there.
Speaker A
Nice. Oh, phew. Oh, hell yeah. Oh [ __ ] Oh, okay. Oh, holy [ __ ] That was crazy. Are we back outside of the ship again? All kinds of crazy [ __ ] going on. Let's pray it is. I've been praying for a while.
Speaker A
Now we're talking. Wait, what have you got? Gun. Wait. Yeah, I saw that door. Go.
Speaker A
Now what? Can you look where I am? Oh, you might need to go to another gun. Maybe there's a gun on the right side. Oh, you can move the gun. There we go. Now shoot this douchebag. Oh, wait. Let's watch TV
Speaker A
first. You will never be Oh, it's just the mind thing again. Yeah. Oh, they're protected.
Speaker A
There's a barrier. Well, they're lucky. For now. Oh god. I learned a lesson that day that humanity learned a grim reminder.
Speaker A
Where are you? Oh, you're over there. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. trapped subconscious. What's wrong with me?
Speaker A
Can you shoot this thing? Oh. Oh, hell. Almost. Wait, did you get to the other side anyway? No, I guess Oh, no you didn't.
Speaker A
Okay. Damn, she really said read some Carl Young. She really said, "Bitch, you're hiding in your shadow self. Need to unlock your persona in your Superman ego. Come at me, robot." Oh, nice.
Speaker A
I'm up. Where are you? Yeah, idiot. Oh, I'm back. Oh, okay. Nice. Hit me. They can hit me.
Speaker A
Oh, why is he such a douche? Oh, he's hiding from you. Oh, nice. I don't know what I did. What does that do for us? I don't know.
Speaker A
Oh, sick. Nice. They don't know I have a sniper. Yeah, baby. [ __ ] yeah.
Speaker A
[Music] Dude, this is Oh god. Oh, that's where I came from. Oh, if I'm far away, I like Unless Oh, wait. Never mind.
Speaker A
Oh, that's what we had to do. We had to rotate. Oh god. Oh god. Thank you.
Speaker A
Unless [Music] you damn it. Okay, now I know what we do. Ready when you are.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Nice. Nice. A damn this [ __ ] thing. You know what? I'm just going to stay right here.
Speaker A
I don't have to. Oh, hell yeah. Speed. Overthinking it. Oh, what do I do about those? Oh. Oh, okay. Sick. Okay. Oh, that was crazy.
Speaker A
Straightforward prison break feels rather refreshing though. How so? Well, you know, not having to save the world again or that mankind is about to end that stuff. You don't know how this will Oh. Oh, it is. Oh, I wasn't on it. I thought I
Speaker A
was on it. I thought this was part of Thank you. Ow. [Laughter] Can't hear what you can't see.
Speaker A
You just killed yourself. I don't know why I was looking through your screen. Yes, we will.
Speaker A
Can I hit you in that tiny little You can kill me. Oh [ __ ] Oh, you can. Sick.
Speaker A
Surely you wouldn't do it again. Why are you like this? They give them too much power.
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh my god. Not calling you. Okay, I'm hiding. No. No, no, no. What are you going to do?
Speaker A
[ __ ] That was lag. I was behind the wall again. Oh, [ __ ] You can talk about this. [ __ ] Okay, you win. Let's do this. I don't have power.
Speaker A
Prison yard. Dark and dusty. Bye. Oh, okay. Together. Where did you go? I'm not sure. Um, look around.
Speaker A
Bye. I found something to work with, Sonic. Oh, no. Pinball. Oh man, I think I know what this is. Yet the last couple of years I've been playing a lot of pinball.
Speaker A
This is crazy. This is so silly. Imagine this being your subconscious. Oh my god. Oh.
Speaker A
Oh, nice. Oh. Oh my god. This is crazy. I didn't think I'd be doing pinball.
Speaker A
She just said, "Oops." Oops. Woo! Yeah, this section must be some kind of lock mechanism. So, you think we're inside that locked gate? You think our subconscious twisted my def memory into a lock? Well, that makes about as much
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sense as everything else. There's so much going on. Oh god. Nice. Thank you. This is sick. This is so Oh my god.
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I got to really use my brain. So imaginative. So, why things? There's a machine at a burger joint close to the hospital. I tend to blame it when I eat there.
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Sounds like a healthy distraction. Yeah, but the food they served isn't. Oh god. Oh. Oh. Oh god. Oh god.
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Not. It's fascinating how this comes and as confusing as an incoherent dream. I don't like the look of this. Okay. Gentle, gentle, gentle. I'm sensitive. Nice. Okay, now hard. Do it hard. Full thrust. Yes. Okay.
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Oh, not enough. Little bit higher. Yeah. Nice. Okay. Very gentle. [ __ ] Come on. You got to at least let me feel it. What are you doing here? Come on.
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It's nothing. You know what? Fine. I'll do the work myself. Oh god. Not that hard. No. Not like this.
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I'm sensing. Perfect. Okay. Full power. Wait a minute. Oh, not full power. My bad. In the sky. Okay. You got to do it and then you got to catch me. Nice. Now, flip me. Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy.
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They're making you work so hard for this one. Oh god. So close. Oh my god, we're going to be here forever.
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[ __ ] Apologies to everyone in advance. I'm not a gamer. No, you're good. I'll stop being a passenger princess. There we go. still guide.
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Yeah, I could actually guide it. I was just letting you do all the work. Oh, [ __ ] you. I was being what we call a dead fish passenger princess. Or you guys nowadays I only compete against myself. That sounds like life. One's
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biggest enemy is usually yourself. Oh god. Okay, pull it back. It is pulled. Oh, okay.
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Oh yes. You tried. You tried. Well, we meet again. Let me in. Let me go through.
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What are you doing? Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll I can kill you.
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Why are we like this? You are like this. You've brought it out of me.
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This is the Grobborg arc, huh? This is Grodborg. You can tease out. This is what you get for making me become Grobborg.
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[Laughter] Let me in. No. Okay. Okay. Son of a I literally cannot outsmart you. It's too fast. Look at that. That's [ __ ] Oh god, man.
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Finally. This is my moment, everyone. This is my moment. Let me in. I held it out longer that time.
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Don't tease me. Oh, come on. That would have been perfect. There you go. Oh, what is this?
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Um, pinballs. Eat that thing. I think we got detected. Oh. Um, there's still no good for all food.
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Oh, I got you. Oh, I got you. [Laughter] Oh. Okay. You just have to survive. Got to survive. Staying alive.
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Infinite drive. I cannot fly. [Music] Thank you. Get out of there, Zoe. Nice. Never kicked me alive.
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Sick. Oh, good [ __ ] I'm back being a passenger princess as it shoot me.
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Thank you. Oh [ __ ] What? Uh-oh. Where am I? Oh, there I am.
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Oh, okay. That's bad. Oh, now I know. Yeah, that's what I thought, idiot. Stop pinballing.
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Oh, this is sick. Um. Um. What do I do here? I don't Oh, for me. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
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Uh-oh. Thank you. Nice. Wait. [Music] Oh didn't open. Let's try door number two. Perfect.
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Holy [ __ ] This is a little Yeah, there's a lot going on, man.
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Go go [Music] go. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Nice. This is cool, but I don't feel safe. Oh, you have the ball again.
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All yours, baby. Oh, I have to keep going. No. Yeah. Get trapped. Yeah. Pinball.
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What's that at the top? Um, I don't know yet. Oh, does not look like a fun time. No, no. You're You were supposed to go in it. Oh, that's what it was. Yeah. Uh-oh.
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Thank you. Oh god. Oh. Oh god. Thank you. Oh, wait. I need you. Thrust.
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We No, I think you're supposed to go through the hole. Maybe through the left. Yeah, but I just wanted to thrust, man.
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Okay, more power. Yeah. Okay. Thrust. A hell yeah. This is sick, actually. Holy [ __ ] [Music] Yeah, that's what I thought. [ __ ] your [ __ ] off.
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My turn to do some damage. Pinball. for being cockp. It's a blooming flower. This is so crazy. Yeah, she really keeps herself closed off. Look at all of those locks. I think that's symbolism.
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Yeah, that's a lot of barriers she puts up between herself and everything else. It's starting to click. Awesome work, Zoe.
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Watch out. Hide. Kind of sounds like Ashley Johnson. Ooh, Robbit. What's up, the goddess? Wait.
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We're no prisoners. We can explain. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Girl, she said to hide. They just stood there. Zoe literally watched Mio get shot and was just like this will be fine.
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Oh, I hear a gladiator arena. That was definitely her voice. In the subconscious. Oh, that was me's voice.
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Yeah. I feel like that was her in the second. Wake up. Is that an arena? Wake up.
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Rude. She really loves tournament arcs. Yeah, she's competitive. Yeah, that's very Thunderdome. Like some serious bloody [ __ ] Engage my stand still for punishment. We didn't do [ __ ] Then let's give them what they want.
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Okay. No way. How the [ __ ] are we supposed to dodge that [ __ ] Apparently, he did not want working. I was in What now? Neo. Wait. Wait. Take. Not me.
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No. Just stay alive. It didn't work. It didn't work. Can't survive. Oh no. Receive corrective measures.
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Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? Don't leave me. There's these holes under the ground, too. Like stuff is going to come out of them. Oh, definitely. Or I'm going to have to go in them. Oh [ __ ] bro. That's
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a lot of getting higher. in red corpses. I'm not a corpse. What the [ __ ] What happened? I'm just naturally that pale.
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Oh, they close up. Oh. Uhoh. Oh, this is big. I've got Oh. Oh, okay. That was really fast. That was really fast.
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Too fast. I think he's a bit too. He didn't like the jump. Maybe that's because that makes him feel bad like Oh god.
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Wait, where are you? I'm right here. [Music] Come on. Pick up a suit of armor. Yeah, boy.
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Oh [ __ ] My one was not gentle. It's time. Bring out your mean face, Zoe. I am Iron Man.
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That's you. That's you. I can't get to it. I made him hit himself, idiot.
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Oh, and you can control them. Buff him. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself, idiot.
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Come on. Stop it. Okay, now that was a very nice move. Oh my god.
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Oh, okay. Oh, he got a club. He's got it. What do we do? Oh, [ __ ] me.
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Captain. Captain. Captain Captain Captain Oh, he threw his arm. Oh god. Why? I'm you hitting yourself. Hitting yourself. Already got there. Zoe. Dick.
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Zoe. You're not. Yeah. [ __ ] him up. Stop going for the face. Go for the crotch. Give him a crotch.
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You know what? I'll do it. Come here, you. Oh. Oh, he's trying to poop on us. That's [ __ ] up, man. Not sign up. Oh god.
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Oh no. See what happens. See what [ __ ] You can't hit both of us.
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Wait. Wait. Back up this way. Quick. Quick. No. Not like this. No. Oh god. Not again. Not again. No.
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No. Wow. Eradicate. Oh, he's gone. He does have health. Wow. He's Superman. Stand still.
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God, he's so bad at his job. I think he's about to I feel bad for him. You know what? Go ahead, dude. You deserve this. Now he'll feel better.
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He didn't completely fail. What the [ __ ] Overheat. Acquire that sucker. Neo, [ __ ] him up.
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That's you. That's you. I know. I'm waiting for my B. Sick. Oh god. We just keep going into holes. I know, right? This whole section has just been holes and thrusting. I think Mio really has some deep-seated intimacy issues.
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[Music] I am Oh. Oh. Oh, they sp didn't want to get in the water. So, I'm a vacuum cleaner. You're a vac.
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You're a Roomba. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] When I hack things, I just go inside of them. Can you hear me, Mio? Yeah, but where you at? Uh, not sure.
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But I don't like it. Oh. Oh [ __ ] How do I keep it open? Oh, I got a power up.
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Sick. Ah. Heyi. Hello. All right. Something about this down there. Do I What do I do about this?
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Check out my ads. I can't. It's a little too far. It's a nice Oh. Oh my god. Not Could this be some sort of a memory?
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Oh god, why' I hear that? But it's a dump for sure. Oh, excuse me. Can I just like am I okay?
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[Music] Um key. That's cute. Good luck. Oh, no way. Oh, he's moving. What is this? Now you're a flying room.
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And I'm sure there's a route to all of the island. Let's call it disharmony.
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More like disharmony. [Music] Wonder where we're going. Oh my god, that poor guy. He sees only darkness.
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[Applause] What? Oh my god. Thank you. What do you wonder? Are the guards a part of my subconscious as well? I suppose they are. That's cool. Then why do they treat us like enemies? Yeah. Yeah, that's a valid
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question. I'm coming in. All right, we're in. What now? Let's see. Heading to drop off point.
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That doesn't sound good. Oh no, this truck contra Star Wars. Why do I carry all this garbage? No wonder I'm exhausted up in the real world.
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Mio, we're about to get crushed. No, it's it's fine. Everything's Oh my god, I'm going to die.
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Oh, you can like make it go away. You'll be fine. Yeah, I I'll Oh god.
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What? Did he die? What the [ __ ] What happened? Fine. I don't know. This looks completely different.
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Repent your sins and turn to us. Oh, she doesn't want to conform. Oh. Oh, yeah. There's the hole. The only prison is your mind. Wee.
Speaker A
Come on, we should move. Climb, spider monkey. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Didn't see [ __ ] Nobody saw [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Um, that's okay. Are we missing something? Oh.
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Oh, hey prisoners. What's it feel like being down there like losers? Oh, there's a lot of blood in there. You guys are [ __ ] Well, get teabagged. If I could catch me.
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Oh, we're getting into the maximum security area. What if I didn't? Oh nice. Hi. Hello.
Speaker A
I sense trouble. Zoe, bro green. Oh, they're all green. Oh, there'd be some purple. That's on you. Got an idea.
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Oh, that's on you. I ain't got one. You know what? They look friendship. I think this will be just fine.
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These guys are weak. Did you shoot me? No. Oh, I can only shoot my enemies.
Speaker A
Oh okay. I don't think I can. Yeah, I can't shoot them. Ah, that's okay. Hey, Mio, destroy this core.
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I opened up the butterfly. Nice. Let's get the other one. Correct. Hey, destroy the car.
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Sick. Oh, you can kill me. blow up the core. Glad we got these powers. Earned it.
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Wee. Maximum security again. How can they have multiple layers of maximum security? That's not max security then.
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Whoa. Oh, sick. Oh my god. I can fly. Oh, you can swing. Just like Whoa.
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Hey. Hello. Oh, I just get out of it. No, you live there now. Um, no. Oh, God.
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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, this is your job. What will you? Thank you for your service.
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We're up. We're up and cracking this panel. Are you the one moving these cell blocks like cargo containers at the Oh no.
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Okay. Um, can you move any Oh, hey guys. They're not having a good day.
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Nice. Oh my god. Why would you do that to me? I didn't do that.
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You hate me. Why would you do that? Wait, wait, wait. There we go. Nice.
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Oh, ladder. Oh my god. No. No. Oh no. Yeah. The crazy one who sounded like she was going to kill someone. And then the quiet one who's like, "Don't let her escape. She's dangerous." Let's get you over here.
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Hug me. Yeah. Look, I got hugged. Hugged by the machine. Hey, man. We don't need love. What was this?
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Did you just get a mouse friend? Clever girl. Clever girl. I get a green mouse. No, they're always purple. I think you have to take control of it when it comes out.
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No, it's cheese. No, I mean the the mouse itself. No, no, that's a mouse trap. It's just a little like Easter egg thing. Oh, okay. I thought you could possess it.
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I have to possess this. Well, I'mma get That's on me. [Music] Oh, I'mma feed our mouse friend.
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Okay, her voice. I'm in. Hi. [Applause] Oh, okay. Oh my god. I see. Oh, I think you can stop it.
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It looks It looks green. Oh, good. Or we could just get crushed. Is that what you're saying? Oh.
Speaker A
Yeah pretty much. I'm We're never going to finish this today if we keep this up. Okay.
Speaker A
Man, you should have made it more fun. Maximum security. Something tells me that's where we need to break in. You're going to become a battle tank now. Okay, we've got a taser bot. What now? Taserbot.
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Oh, can I [Laughter] Oh, can I get a new one? Oh, there we go. So, what does that do? It extends.
Speaker A
But then can you go over there? I don't think I can make that. There is something behind me that's green. Maybe you have to do something about that. No. No. On the back of the machine.
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Oh, how about we keep you alive so I can push you. Wait, what? Why is a green you to the other side? Go ahead.
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And then get to this edge. Straight forward. There we go. Oh, I I need your big long thing, Luki.
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Oh, give it to me. There we go. Thank you. That's a cool way. Oh, wait. I need to push you over. Boom. Oh my god. Oh god. I was wondering. I thought it would pull me in.
Speaker A
Honestly, you'll never take me alive. Copper. Wait. I poke it. Now what? I poking it.
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Oh. Oh. Do I like walk over it? I don't know what we do. Oh, like that makes sense.
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Yeah, that makes a lot more sense. Then how do I get you over here?
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Ah. Oh, [ __ ] You what the Why would you do this to me? Oh, I'm supposed to hold this open.
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Um I think I push this and then I flip you. You're welcome. And then you extend.
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How do you got? Oh [ __ ] Jesus. The [ __ ] is wrong with you? What do I do here now? How long you got?
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Yeah, guys, don't overextend yourselves. You never know what'll happen. What are we even supposed to do here? I think you stick it out through here and like a bit to the left so I can get around that and
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then Yeah. There we go. Oh god, that was That's on you. Hey, I lived, [ __ ] Not for long. Turns out I was the [ __ ] all along. Why?
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Okay, okay, I'm in. Wait. Oh, this way. Aren't you supposed to go more? I think I have to go pointed at my screen. Yeah. And then out and then turn left. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay.
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[Music] There you go. All right. Let's keep it up, [ __ ] Oh. Anyway.
Speaker A
Wait what? Bye. Did Did you rage quit? No. I'm I'm still here. The session. What? Oh, he said lost connection.
Speaker A
What the heck? What the hell? Uhoh. Um, one second. I'll shut it up again. I just hope it didn't delete anything. Okay, it said on my screen the other player has left the session.
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That's weird. Steam. Yeah, real weird. Surely it saved us. Did they just divorce? This really is the final cyborg. Oh my god. No way. Kim couldn't take it anymore.
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Is it letting you join? Um, I didn't get an invite. Oh, what the heck? Invite friend. It said I invited you.
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I see it now. And they never got out of split fiction ever. Two Christmases. Okay, Reito, you know what that means? I have to tell Manisan he can't leave unless we finish Split Fiction. True. I don't make the
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rules. [Music] True. I guess we're stuck here forever. I'm not stuck here with you. You're stuck here with me. Oh, wait. Let me feel backy back having some connection issues today.
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Keep it up. Five big booms. Eat the kitty always. Please don't divorce. I don't know, guys. Nine times out of 10, it's the children's fool that parents divorce.
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Did you know that? It's not true. It's not even slightly true. That's like the opposite of true.
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It's okay, guys. We're not getting a divorce. One of the parents is dying. It's completely different. Everything's fine. Freak you. How dare this? The wheel lock.
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No, I would never leave Uki alone. Even when I leave, Uki belongs to me. Don't you go blaming us. So that's why my parents divorced. No, I was kidding. Uki is a single mother now. I guess so. Wait, does that mean we trade?
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Does Uki get cat and cat? No way. I'm finally free of the kitty cats. Damn Mo, that's dark. Ah. So, how's everybody doing today? I'm telling mom. You can't tell [ __ ] Mom's never coming back. That was
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our trick. Actually, Uki is the one. You'll never be free from us. I could eat the confidants. The confidants are nice and tasty. We don't have to have to deep fry them like takoyaki. You're saying this now when
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you're about to die. Said I'm going to die. I'm just graduating. You'll be in your dreams.
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You'll be in my heart. Yes, you'll be in my heart. No eating. What's the point in owning sheep if you can't eat them? Bunk food. You guys are bonking a lot more recently. God damn it. Hope your next
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mascot isn't edible. Who said there's going to be a next mascot? Maybe I'm going to school. Maybe. Maybe I became a trophy husband. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe I'm going into Uki's basement. You don't know. You never know. Sarah, how about
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we not have this angst at 4:00 a.m.? It's 1000 p.m. for me, so it's okay. We love a trophy husband. There we go.
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Boom. Maybe he's becoming the pope. I'm just saying. Literally the day I the day after I graduate, they're announcing who's going to be the new pope.
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So, I do look old enough. Damn it. I just want to keep it alive, but it won't let me keep it alive.
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Oh, Neil sits down when it's been long enough. Can I crouch down, too? I mean, that looks kind of awkward.
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I I'll take a step back. There we go. I just want to see if she'll crouch down. The godfather has been dying.
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Wait, what? Fogger, can you make loud Yahwi legal? It's already legal. The most recent Pope was very chill with things. I'll miss your kettle. No, you won't. You'll be hearing it forever. It will always be there.
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Excellent. Now I can bonk you properly, sir. Come at me. Can we call you father then since you're going to be the pope? No, I'm more of a blasphemer. I think I'd be like a What do they call the pope? I don't
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actually know. I feel like it's not father. That seems too boring. Your kids are watching. Maybe they shouldn't be. Maybe we should close the windows. Pope Yowi the first. No, Pope Old Man Sex the First.
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Hope, can you make Yahweh part of the Bible? It already is. You never heard of Judas? How do you think Judas was so pissed off that Jesus was hanging out with Mary? Dude was just jealous. Literally kissed him on the
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cheek before he had him crucified. Not mad about the wheezing. We're grateful for it. If you're going to Uki's basement, please let me know.
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Oh. Oh, I should have been super close. That pose would have been perfect. I'll run after you with a bonk bonk in every universe. Come at me in that Lady Gaga song. What? Old man Yahi.
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Yahi in the Bible. You stay healthy. Oh, we'll always be healthy. Don't you worry.
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Alcohol getting wasted. Okay. What you drinking? We were born to make history. to make history now. Not what I expected.
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What are you supposed to do here? Um, try poking it. Oh, I see. That was way easier than we thought it was going to be.
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God, what do you You said something. Is that a toilet? Something dark. Oh my god. You are a toilet. Let's reveal it then.
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Really? No way. [ __ ] This can't be hygienic. Oh god, I can't move. All I can do is flush. Can you not go up or down either? That's so funny. No.
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Um, try cancel. Oh, there you go, Laauo. That's crazy. That's Are you serious? Oh, it doesn't let you get back in. That's [ __ ] [Music] Yay. Become the toilet. Ukie, I have a plan. That's disgusting. What? You don't have a
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mouth. You can't taste it. It's fine. That must be what a prisoner is. I I have this uneasy feeling crawling down my spine. We're pushing deeper into my subconscious to rescue a prisoner we don't even know.
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Neo, you do know me. Oh, there's a creepy voice there, too. What the [ __ ] Who are you?
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I I don't remember anymore. Why? What happened? I believe I must have you. Who imprisoned you?
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Wait, did I lock you in? Protect me. Protect you from what? The world. Hello.
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[Music] Who is this prisoner? I I don't know. Girl, I know. Max. Be nice if it was an interesting surprise, though. Maybe it's just like the memory of her father or something.
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There's like a deep male voice mixed in as well. Maybe. Right. If there was any doubt of where this prisoner might be, that's the spot.
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No hesitation. Oh god. Who's there? I like that it just cuts her off and then Yeah, she just restarts again when she comes back to life. Oh [ __ ] Hello. Oh, you're fine.
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Wow, that is a lot of Oh [ __ ] Beams. Nice gentle run across the wall.
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They aren't messing around. Sick. Oh no. Chill. Pre carefully. Oh god. Is about to make a smart ass. Is there two ways? Yeah, I'm going the right way now.
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Rideway was much easier, actually. I don't know. The prison looks pretty comfy, honestly. That was a lot easier.
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The [ __ ] Yeah. Know why they even have the left way. What the [ __ ] is this?
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I get the feeling it's got to be like a Ah, get in the prison. We have to sit. Oh, we're just chilling.
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Time to have a therapy session after this. I don't know. Haven't really thought about it. You haven't thought about it. Want a girlfriend? First for you. There's a difference between overthinking and being smart. Zoe.
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Can't argue with that. Oh, that's it. Okay, that's it. All right, let's get up. Wait, check if you can sit on my lap.
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Oh. Oh, that's what we do. Pull out. How good is your pull out game?
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What the [ __ ] I don't see it. Wait, what am I? How do you get across here? I don't know.
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The only thing for me to do is to do this. Yeah, play with that thing again. Maybe you could rotate it all the way that we can find something to land on. Okay, that thing's going around. Oh no, that doesn't get anywhere
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near me. What the heck? Yeah, that doesn't do anything. The lasers are burning. Um I think there's just got to be something else up there. Or maybe can you rotate it and then do something if it's close enough?
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I could stop here there and try to jump to it. Oh. Oh, there's another one here. There's got to be a way to move this yellow one.
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I can't really What if I do this? What? Huh? Oh, wow. I can fly. I see my brain.
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Oh, nice. Oh, thank you. I think you Yeah, you can. Oh, that's sick. I'll clear the path.
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Here you go. Oh, excuse me. What just happened? No idea. something weird. I actually relate to that type of world.
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[Laughter] You're about to You're about to crush both of us. No, I just know it. Never.
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Okay. Where am I going to go? Where am I going to go? No. Don't leave me.
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later. Oh, you just Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. I'm about to die. I'll catch you.
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Holy [ __ ] Okay. What? Oh, you weren't even near me. Oh, no. Well, I was I jumped over you and exploded.
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Oh, that's what Well, good luck. Oh, wow. Weird. Now I don't I am a rat.
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Finally knew it was coming. Oh, chew them wires. Yeah, [ __ ] them. A poor baby. flawed rat design.
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Hey. So, how does that Oh thank you. No. No. The final run. Crazy. What?
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This is mean. This is mean. They've given you too much power. He's gone mad with power. Yeah.
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Oh. Oh. I can't even jump. Oh, there we go. Okay. Oh, what the [ __ ] It's okay. I'm Marvel Jesus now.
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Marble man. Oh, what the [ __ ] What the What? That doesn't help you. Oh, you can hack it. Nice. Stay focused. Oh, you've got a shield. Come to me.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, it's it's not a shield. It just just reveals things. just shows where the lazy beams are.
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What? Oh, that's completely closed. Guess we go somewhere else. Is it this way? Yeah, probably this way. Oh my god.
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Okay, Mio is officially [ __ ] up. And I know [ __ ] up. This is a high level of [ __ ] up. This is a very high level of [ __ ] up.
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Oh my god. What? Oh man. Oh my god. Right. Oh my god. This is so crazy. Yep.
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So this is what childhood. This is so creative. Yeah, it is. Oh, a son of a [ __ ] Oh, where? Oh.
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Oh, there you are. Thank you. Wait, what? Where are you? Oh, man. I want to be a stargazer. Life looks so nice as a stargazer. Just floating above the lasers.
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Of course, it's blocked. No. No, not again. Thank you. That's enough lasers for a lifetime.
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That was so much. Yeah, I think. Oh, you know what? I'm going to stay up. Oh, are you okay, Mio? Feels like my brain's about to explode.
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But enough with the mysteries. It's time for some answers. You know what? I like that about you. What? Things tend to be straight to the point with you around.
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They are. Yeah. You keep it real. It's a breath. Keep it real. Keeping it real is what she does.
Speaker A
Oh, always with the evil robots. Holy hell. You know what? Maybe it's friendly. I don't see any reason. I don't think it is. It's not friendly. It's not friendly.
Speaker A
Keep moving. Ow. How did you die? She told me to keep moving, so I kept moving. She's a liar.
Speaker A
All Zoies do is lie. [Music] Get on the tongue. Get on the tongue. Langu.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh sick. Where are you? I'm in control. I The laser cutter. Yeah, burn its ass. Don't worry. Burn it. End it all. It's fixing it.
Speaker A
Don't worry, we have time. Not on my watch. Nice. Bye-bye. Okay almost done. Say got a holy [ __ ] Final descent.
Speaker A
We'll be fine. Slow and steady, Mio. Slow and steady. Oh, I can't tell where where it is. I just have to go. I can only go down.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's crazy. You please don't fail. Oh, okay. Oh, God. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker A
I'm Nice. I believe in myself. One, two, three. Oh, can you pick me up a bit? Why?
Speaker A
Oh, or Yeah. Okay. This one's crazy. Just a bit more. I really don't like her voice. I know. I didn't like it just then. Reach the console.
Speaker A
Mission Impossible. I didn't like her voice just then. Yeah, she sounded very evil. Maybe this isn't a nice part of her.
Speaker A
Maybe it's a much much worse part of her. Inside of her cold heart. Yeah, maybe that's the twist. Is a colder harder interior free. Oh, definitely would.
Speaker A
Yes. And you played your part perfectly. A dark Mio. Zoe. A dark giant robot. Mio who can fly.
Speaker A
Maybe this is what she's scared of becoming. This is her subconscious, sir. Oh, she kicked me off.
Speaker A
She really doesn't like you. I am power. I am fear. I am the real Neo. Stop it. What did you do? I won't break. I will not cave into weakness. I will not hold back. And I will punish the world for
Speaker A
what it did to dad. Let her go. Having a friend won't change your doom.
Speaker A
Oh, she's got a club. She's got a [ __ ] las and it shoots bombs.
Speaker A
Holy [ __ ] Chat, you can't tell her she doesn't have eyebrows. Countless nights.
Speaker A
I needed you once, but not anymore. And now, now I think it's time you pissed off. Oh, I like the sound of that. So, it's just a worthy effort. The cold heartless part of it. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker A
Like the parts where she's had to like harden her heart. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Toho.
Speaker A
Yeah, that got real intense. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [Music] [Applause] Come at me.
Speaker A
Oh, I have to hack it. Something. Yeah, you hack it and then I can Oh my god.
Speaker A
She's crazy. Oh god. She looks like a baby. Dread me. Come here, woman. Nice.
Speaker A
Nope. Oh, you don't jump them. You just move. Oh [ __ ] Shudder at my name.
Speaker A
Idiot. Do something rude. Gosh, she's so predictable now. Oh, you said that and she just Oh oh oh oh wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker A
Wait. Oh my god. I had to do that so much. Yeah, I I could have gotten her off you, but I kind of enjoyed it, bro.
Speaker A
I I'll stop it this time. I just kind of I didn't expect her to stop the neck.
Speaker A
They have a death animation. That's crazy. Yeah. Leave her alone. Jesus Christ. Oh, that's a lot of grumpy ladies. Grumpy ladies. Grumpy ladies.
Speaker A
All shall submit to me. Yeah. How dare you? Beautiful man. Wow. What will break first, your spirit or your spine? But that's so cliche. You stole that from Bane.
Speaker A
It's really cold quoted [ __ ] the Dark Knight to us. I don't think I can do this. Zoe, you got this. We got this. I will protect us from everything and everyone.
Speaker A
But I'm you, [ __ ] True. That's also who she's protecting herself. Me, too. I don't know. She's protecting herself from the hard part of the soft part of her.
Speaker A
I think so. Yeah. That whole idea of like I'm scared other people will hurt me. Oh [ __ ] Oh, that's not amazing. Oh god.
Speaker A
Blast. Wow. Um Oh, it actually took us back here. That's crazy. What we do? I don't know. But don't let her escape. No one will hurt us ever again. Yeah, she has to kill the weak part of I will burn the world for how it
Speaker A
treated dad. Oh, I won't rely on you anymore. Look, that's the hand again. I got it. I got it.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Leave me alone. What did you do?
Speaker A
Oh, this is you. How are we getting you through it? There's a stairs here. Oh, got you.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Hurry. Hurry. Your chariot. You're with me, Zoe. To the very end. That's [ __ ] Captain America. They're just quoting superhero movies.
Speaker A
Wait, what is this? Oh, shut up. Whoa. I like the black and red. That's so sick. It's so you. Oh, wow.
Speaker A
Oh, [ __ ] She learned to Ganondorf. [Music] Don't test me. Okay. Wow. You have to like you have to play some tennis or something. Oh yeah.
Speaker A
Now you need to get inside her. Oh, what? It's your co It's your brain.
Speaker A
It's the only part that she hasn't killed. No heart. But brain. Get out of my head.
Speaker A
Yeah. Grab them thighs. Stop kicking me. God. Oh, this doesn't look stuck. What the [ __ ] am I supposed to do here?
Speaker A
Um, you did something. You're not allowed to be in here, Mio. But why not?
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm fine on my own.
Speaker A
Oh, you're not fine on Everybody needs a friend. Eat this. Oh, okay. I [ __ ] her up. Don't worry about it.
Speaker A
Okay, nice. No, that's my trick. I just have to survive until you get the opening. Oh. Oh. Whatever you do, Zoe.
Speaker A
Keep at it. You'll be alone forever. [ __ ] Being alone with yourself is still being alone.
Speaker A
You're not good enough. You should play Love and Deep Space. It would help her a lot.
Speaker A
It said the other player left the session. Oh, it disconnected again. That's what happened last time, but with me. Yeah.
Speaker A
Lost connection to game server. It's okay. We'll do it again. Okay. This must be a bad night for their servers.
Speaker A
Unable to connect to the servers. Uhoh. Uhoh. Oh, don't do this to us. No, we need to finish this. We need to finish this.
Speaker A
Oh, no. Um, do you want to try to host it? Wait. Oh, you can't. Can you? I can't.
Speaker A
Please check your internet connection. I've got an internet connection. Oh my god. Yeah. Otherwise, we wouldn't be on this call. Yeah, exactly. And I'm streaming. What the um Okay, you can try to host it.
Speaker A
I don't have the game. That's what I thought. [ __ ] I could buy it right now and see. Do you think it would share the Oh, it worked now. It worked now. Oh, it doesn't show me anyone who's actually
Speaker A
online. Oh, it's Steam [ __ ] up. It's not even EA. Okay, I'm going to restart the game real quick. Okay.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh no, now you have to stream with each other again. Too bad. Oh, we didn't even finish chapter six.
Speaker A
We'd never finish three chapters in one go. Oh god, we're never going to finish. Cyborg will never escape.
Speaker A
So loud in the [Music] beginning. Good time to remind everybody at home to stretch, drink some water. That's okay. We'll just do two streams next week. Three more cyborg streams. You get a cyborg stream. And you get a cyborg stream.
Speaker A
every But no, I didn't ask for that. [ __ ] off. There we go. Now I can actually invite you. And now it won't capture it. What the Okay, there we go.
Speaker A
Strange. Yeah, boss time. Okay. Okay, we're back. Where did it save? Nowhere. No empathy.
Speaker A
Okay, it's likely time. You're not allowed to be in here, Mio. Oh okay. Now the tables have turned.
Speaker A
Eat this. Yeah, I get [ __ ] up. I'll wash away the sorrow. No, that's my trick.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Oh, no. No. Oh, no. Whatever you do, Zoe, keep at it. You'll be alone forever. I come back alive maybe.
Speaker A
Oh, you're not good enough. You're opening up her brain. Come on, put in lonely. Come play with me. You know you want to stab me. Don't I look extra stabable?
Speaker A
Oh. Um, she might be glitched. You can't do this to me. Oh, I got her. Zoe, I'm in control.
Speaker A
Oh, you can move her now. Okay. Got to come. I'm I'm not sure. Something.
Speaker A
Oh, shoot it at me and then I can shoot it back at her. Oh, okay. Uhoh.
Speaker A
Get one of the other ones. Oh, where are you? Um, turn left there. Nice cross that line again. That was a weird one. Oh.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, she got lasers. Oh my god. Oh, she's getting a little crazy now. She's getting crazy crazy.
Speaker A
She doing a lot of cray cray. Beat her ass. Oh, she can double up. Oh, no. It's it's it's it's Oh god. You have to do it again. [ __ ] I'll just wait for her to try and attack
Speaker A
me. Oh, I died. Oh no. Oh no. I ran out of platform. Okay, she's coming in. Have to open her up.
Speaker A
Give her a hug. You can't trap me anymore. interrupt. I'm too far. I'm too far. I'm too far.
Speaker A
No. Can't hit what you can't see. Robo meal. Okay, I have to go over here.
Speaker A
Okay, open it up. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Helpless night. I kept you safe.
Speaker A
Oh my god, this is so hard. Yeah, there's a lot going on now. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Jesus Christ, dude. Holy [ __ ] About to open her up. Okay. Nice. Yeah. Possess her ass. Dark rain ends here.
Speaker A
We're back online. Zoe, throw another pit. I'm trying. I'm trying. Nice. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. That's not a hug.
Speaker A
That's not a hug. That's not a hug. Push harder. Push harder. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Did we just die? Oh my god. Wait, what? Were you button mapping? Why? Yeah. Am I Maybe not. Maybe. Oh, maybe I'm not supposed to. I think I'm supposed to and you were supposed to leave her. I think you were pushing it
Speaker A
out of her. Yeah, I pushed it in. Oh, okay. You defended her. How could you? Listen, I'm following the instructions on the screen. You killed me. You killed me.
Speaker A
I was your Zoey. Your Zoe? Why would you hurt your Zoey, Master Frodo? I said I was following instructions.
Speaker A
Oh, no. I'm kidding. Are you okay? Is she crying? Nope. What's going on? She had an emotional breakthrough. This feels good. So, she's finally gone. Yeah.
Speaker A
Good for you, cuz that dark Neo total party pooper. Couldn't have done this without you, Zoe. Thank you.
Speaker A
Emotional development. Yeah. Okay. Sure. Take your time. So, this is what it feels like.
Speaker A
E conquering your inner demons. Having a friend. Having a friend. Wow. My heart. You mean best friend. Oh, no. Don't push it. Oh no. Oh, we're going into my subconscious.
Speaker A
Oh no. We're going to see my dead sister, aren't we? I don't know. It's working. Repair protocol is active.
Speaker A
Sir, their vitals are dropping and fast. Just keep your focus on restoring the machine. But we're about to render them brain dead. The only thing that matters is protecting my machine. You got that?
Speaker A
Then you do that alone, sir. I can't be a part of this anymore. Get the hell out of here, both of you.
Speaker A
But sir, get out. You're fired. Knock his ass out. Call the police. Initiate full lockown sequence. All stations. No one in. No one out. She had some sense. Oh. Yeah.
Speaker A
They could have actually stopped him rather than just leaving. The police have been called. Oh, he has the new monitors. hard for all I care. Yeah.
Speaker A
What the heck? Oh, it's a it's a different part of the building. The exact same setup with the triple monitors, though. That's wild. They fry.
Speaker A
They fry. They're just quoting movies now. That's Rocky 3. Wow. All the references. Yes. Everything comes up.
Speaker A
I'm like, I know this line. Oh, we're back to fantasy. Awesome. Yeah, she does. She looks like she got druid powers. Ooh, I like the metal finger.
Speaker A
Damn it. I've got a cape. Whoa. What is going on here? You've got a cape?
Speaker A
This has got to be your subconscious, right? You've got gaps. Feels like it. Yeah. Do you make anything out of it?
Speaker A
I wish I did. Kind of gives me the creeps though. Yeah, compared to your stories. I want jewelry like that. Surprisingly ominous.
Speaker A
The finger. Oh, I looked it up for a while. I just didn't get it though. I didn't buy it. I had one of those when I was a teenager.
Speaker A
Oh my gosh. Whatever it might be, we'll face it together. It was not comfort. We got this.
Speaker A
We got this. had one of those chains that wrapped over like the outside of your hand and then around your wrist, too.
Speaker A
Uh, I guess I never had the guts to get it for myself. I don't got no magic yet. Well, statues, though. Have any powers or anything?
Speaker A
What's the meaning of these tattoos? Yeah, I don't seem to have anything. Yeah, maybe we need to like power up.
Speaker A
Witnessing what we just endured with you. Endured and conquered regardless. Feel to hide behind some happily ever after story this time. And I'll be right by your side if you don't.
Speaker A
A Mio's so friendly now. It's weird. Yeah, she overcame. What is that? Fish. She likes fish. I'm a necromancer. She does like fish.
Speaker A
I don't know. All of her fantasy stories have big water sections. It seems friendly.
Speaker A
Maybe too friendly. I can feel it. It wants to eat me. Grab gold. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Is that some sort of vortex pull?
Speaker A
Thank you. That's crazy. Now what? Um, can you do anything with Oti? No, I can't do anything. Oh, there we go. I see you fancy gold, little one.
Speaker A
Oh, I think you found a strong pal. She likes gold. Wait, look. Oh, you've got a birdie. Wonder if she liked fish and her sister liked birds. Cuz you seem to always have wings in her stories.
Speaker A
Well, that thing's cool. An owl with antlers. I'm a little afraid. Oh, he seems like a nice guy.
Speaker A
Illuminate. Oh. Oh, that's fantastic. That is cool. [Music] [Music] He's so noisy. [Music] Am I left or right? Good job, buddy.
Speaker A
Oh, I'm trying to find a way to pull it. Oh, you have to throw it at something and then pull us.
Speaker A
Yeah, I was just trying to figure out what I can actually get. And then we go and then Yeah. Can I throw this at anything? Oh, so who or what? Yeah, it seems to be very specific what I can actually hit.
Speaker A
Nothing. But they're comforting to have around. Then maybe that's exactly what we need right now.
Speaker A
Oh. All right. again. Did your bird betray you? No, I just fell. [Music] Oh, this is a strange new mechanic. I love it.
Speaker A
I Oh [ __ ] I fell. Yo, I'm not paying attention. There's a lot going on around here to be fair. Can I throw it at anything?
Speaker A
We can just jump on the We can just jump on the chains. Oh well, these mechanics are so weird.
Speaker A
Nice. I think you have to let go. Yeah, when you come over here. Oh, cuz it's going to nice. Just feels sacred or something.
Speaker A
Very pretty. Yeah. Why is it so eerie? Ch. Wow, you nailed the other one.
Speaker A
This is crazy. Wow. Is this like a gallery? It's memories from my childhood. A look at you. One big happy family.
Speaker A
[Music] Tell their home. Do you know this place? It was my home. Could this be where our two pals are guiding us?
Speaker A
Okay, then. I guess now we know where we're heading. Zoe, the fear. Yeah. Yeah, I heard you. We're going back home.
Speaker A
Think she killed her sister somehow? I don't know. She didn't really expand on it. She said she was there and then she wasn't there. Yeah, maybe she was supposed to be watching her or something. Maybe. Oh, Jesus.
Speaker A
Wow. This is really beautiful. Elden ring. So, you want to talk about your house?
Speaker A
It It was my old childhood home. I see. But we moved out a long long time ago. Any clues to why we're heading back there? No.
Speaker A
Not really. Oh my god. I thought I went straight through. Um. Oh, awesome. Okay.
Speaker A
Oh, the music here is so good. I have to hold this. If I let go, it's over. Yeah, same. If I let it go, it just collapses.
Speaker A
Well done, guys. Good birdie and Vishy. Where is everyone? Like, what happened down here? Looks like the city has been abandoned for a while. It's like Atlantis or something.
Speaker A
Yeah, it really looks like this one part in Elden Ring called Nocron, the city of the dead.
Speaker A
Oh, which does not bode well for us. Ooh, sick. Whoa. What the [ __ ] Yeah, shooting through that was so cool.
Speaker A
[Laughter] I have these fresco. Oh no. What does the dragon represent? There's a lightning.
Speaker A
Let's walk on sunshine, Zoe. Right. Oh, he didn't like sun. Oh, damn. It feels good.
Speaker A
Hey Zoe. Hey, we need to stay hopeful. I know. But it's hard. Tell me about that old oak tree. I don't like Mio immediately being What was his name? So happy now.
Speaker A
Care about him. Lord Evergreen, right? Tell me about him. Well, she did just get rid of her inner demons.
Speaker A
Lord Evergreen. Yeah, they shouldn't be using this machine to steal people's ideas then. They should be using it for psychology, I guess. And shape shifters.
Speaker A
Maybe instant therapy within 4 hours. That's crazy. Granted me and Ala those powers, making us powerful enough to stop the evil ice king and save the world.
Speaker A
I can totally see you guys playing in that tree. Yeah, me too. Oh, did she fall out of the tree?
Speaker A
I suppose we've got no choice but to go deeper. We need to uncover what's down here.
Speaker A
I love fish. I love fish. Yummy. Fish and chips. I love fish. I actually really like fish and chips, too. Me, too.
Speaker A
So good. It should be delicious. What can I hit? Oh. You got to bring it down. Oh, the sky.
Speaker A
How do I just let go right now? Please don't. Please no. We've died so much and we look so cool.
Speaker A
What? Oh. Oh. Creepy head. Big creepy head. Huh? Oh. Do you not have one?
Speaker A
Come this way, I guess. Oh, yeah. There's none on that side. Yeah. I thought we'd have to go one on each side.
Speaker A
They were just messing with us. Just ruin it. Oh, it rotates. Trippy. Don't slip off girl. I fell off years ago.
Speaker A
Oh, hell yeah. Oh, who or what rang that bell? Oh, like a laser of light. All lasers are light Zoe.
Speaker A
[Music] Um, what do you do with that? Oh. Ah. Oh, wow. Yeah, this area is gorgeous.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Oh. I didn't know where I was supposed to put it. Do we need it against the wall? No.
Speaker A
I think maybe you use that one and pull it to the middle so we can climb it.
Speaker A
Oh, maybe not all the way. Or does it like Yeah, it just goes back to the middle by itself.
Speaker A
Oh, all right. Okay, let's carry on. Oh. [Music] Oh, you pull it and then I do this and then we Yeah. Okay. And then We go high. You let go and then we go.
Speaker A
This is interesting platforming. Oh my god. Bless you. Thank you. [Music] Okay. So, we're going first and then land. Yeah.
Speaker A
[Music] This is sick actually. This is crazy creative. Yeah. So the parents maybe Oh, okay. I was looking at the fresco.
Speaker A
Zoe, how long? They're the same as the old ones, though. Yeah. It looks like they're playing with their parents and then a dragon appears. Accident.
Speaker A
Okay. Oh running. That's crazy. Wall running on light. That's so beautiful. What is this?
Speaker A
Oh, that's a clipper trick. What? This is awesome. Oh my god. Is this how we get to Oh [ __ ] Lau, I want it. Where? I want to be able to summon balls of light.
Speaker A
Nice. A hell. This is so cool. And right. Yeah. All right. They were twins. She don't blame herself for her sister dying then.
Speaker A
Oh, do we just go down there? Yeah, you can just jump. What about this thing? I just like the ladder.
Speaker A
What does that do? Oh, you pull it in. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. It's got a fish at the bottom and a bird at the top.
Speaker A
Well, at least this area hasn't been evil yet. It's just kind of Yeah, it's just been pretty and empty.
Speaker A
Yeah. Wonder if that's how she feels about a childhood home. Empty. An empty Oh, an empty abyss. Uhoh.
Speaker A
Oh, you okay? There's a part of her missing ever since she lost her twin.
Speaker A
Maybe I'm fine. Are you sure? Yeah, it's nothing. Oh, you're right, chat. Yeah, she did say everything felt hollow.
Speaker A
So, this is a representation of how life began. Oh, yeah. Oh, you can't jump down.
Speaker A
Thanks, man. I guess not. Damn, we got to take the long way. Nah, I'll take the short way.
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] What happens if I don't go? Oh, do I respawn to you? I thought it was just me respawning lower. Yeah, you respond to me. If I don't move, then you don't move either.
Speaker A
That's mean. Oh, we're inside a dragon. Oh my breaking off. Oh no. Lau woke up. The dragon woke up. The dragon woke up. The dragon woke up.
Speaker A
It's like she sat. It's like in the in the in the frescos. Yeah. The big long ser and the wiz surrounding them.
Speaker A
The dragon represents something. It I think that's like the cause of her death. The hell was that thing? I don't know. Don't crash. Oh, we piloted it. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Speaker A
What would the dragon represent, though? They like gold. There it is again. also a sign of Satan.
Speaker A
No, it does seem like she might have some Catholic drama. Catholic drama. Oh [ __ ] Oh god, we're fine.
Speaker A
Everything's fine. They said something about climbing a tree. Maybe it was an apple. Here he comes.
Speaker A
Maybe it's like this is fun. Actually, this is like a Beyblade. Almost makes me forget about my dead sister. Oh my god. Hello.
Speaker A
Bad snake puppy. Oh, give us a chance to dodge. Oh, no. Oh, sick steady, Zoe.
Speaker A
Oh, hell yeah. There's multiple. Nah. Uh-oh. Man. Jesus. Wish there was more of me.
Speaker A
She fell out of a tree. I do hear a lot of them. We got a boat now.
Speaker A
Damn. Are you okay, Zoe? This darkness I I had no idea. We'll figure this out.
Speaker A
Kio, do something. Oh, you can explode them. So, we got ghosts. I can work with that. I can kill the ghosts. Sick.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Okay. One at a time. You go ahead. Oh, no. Wait. Stay on it.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. I figured. Thank you. Um, I think we we stay on the boat.
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh, do we have the boat? Well, it's not. Kind of wanted to ring that bell somehow.
Speaker A
[Music] I guess it wasn't meant to be. He tried to eat my soul. Stay away. Can you hit that thing with your light power? It's too far.
Speaker A
Even this one on the right. Oh. [Music] Oh. Ah, perfect. Oh, these statues are getting Yeah, the statues are a little [ __ ] up. So twisted. I mean, it's three sad people, so I'm going to guess that's their
Speaker A
family minus the twin, maybe. Yeah. All in [Music] [Music] agony. H. Who knew Zoe was the more [ __ ] up one?
Speaker A
Can I Oh, do we just Oh, no. Oh, I guess not. No, I think we do. Oh, I think we do.
Speaker A
Yeah, there we go. This didn't work the first time. Yeah, which Oh. Oh, my soul. My soul. My soul. Thank you. What the [ __ ] Not the dementors.
Speaker A
Yeah, they really want to eat my soul for some reason. What the hell happened? What does this Oh, yeah. Okay. I can't do it while I'm jumping. You have to bring it down to the yellow.
Speaker A
There we go. And now we can cut through. Yeah. Okay. I was so confused. Confused.
Speaker A
So confused. I can't believe I have all of this inside of me. Still no theories on why.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Darkness seems to be unchecked for a long time. Nice. Jesus Christ. I can't explode those. I don't know what to do when he's the [ __ ] out of me. Sucking my soul.
Speaker A
Yeah, I didn't know they could even drain you. I thought they only went for me.
Speaker A
Okay, let's not draw any more unwanted attention than is necessary. Ooh, red. I'm really not a fan of ghosts or snake monsters.
Speaker A
But why the bell need the belly? You still won't let me ring a bell. So rude.
Speaker A
Where you going, fish friend? Fish friend. Oh, this looks like a war zone. That's a huge crossbow. More like a [ __ ] Looks handy in a fight with a giant snake monster, I guess. You ready to spear the
Speaker A
serpent? Oh, hell yeah. My god. Oh, well, we were never good at self anyway. But how are we going to kill the serpent now?
Speaker A
Whoa. Oh, hello friends. So, it's probably safe to assume these snake monsters did all of this destruction and corrupted my subconscious into a ghost town.
Speaker A
I don't know. I think that was your own mentality. I did nothing. What? Oh, bye.
Speaker A
What? How am I alive? Oh, never mind. Um, wait. Oh, there's a light thing. Oh.
Speaker A
Nice sky. Oh, wait. Hi. Oh. Oh. Uh, we go in three, two, one. Okay. I just want to make sure it was in there. Three, two, one, go.
Speaker A
Okay. Don't look so true. I don't like hear I don't think I have the strength to do it no longer dream to face my demon either.
Speaker A
Oh, you okay? Let me return the favor. Okay. Nightmares of those who die. Nothing's what it seems. And here in the underworld, the past is always close.
Speaker A
This land confuses the Oh, it's a light thing. Oh god. I thought it was just a platform. It's not a light thing.
Speaker A
Oh, what the hell? Ah. Ah. Oh, wow. That's loud. Yeah. Yeah. I think our sister knows we're coming. Ooh. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. How do I Okay. Wait, what?
Speaker A
You keep the buzzaw going and we murder. Oh, we have to hit the two chains.
Speaker A
[Music] Focus. Al nice. Al chainsaw chandelier. My type of chandelier. No, you're good, Mo. Now you're not a badass anymore.
Speaker A
Oh, this place is way too big. I don't like it. Getting philosophobia. Oh no.
Speaker A
Oh, I mean, um, there's another one, I thought. Yeah. Oh, it's like underneath. Um, can you light this one up again? I'll go back and I'll see if I can do something to pull it. Thank you. Well, like I don't see anything I can get.
Speaker A
What the heck? You know what? I think I'm not supposed to be here. I think I'm supposed to just walk you across. I go across. Yeah. And then you make the next wall. Yeah.
Speaker A
You're helping me deal with my dead sister. Drama. Drama? Yeah. Basic drama. Just a single dead sister. It's only one drama. I mean, it's only one. Oh, okay. Let's move. It's not like it's a whole dead family or anything. That would be
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trauma. This is This is just light drama. Light drama. The death of one family member in the distance. Yeah. Only a twin. I mean, there were basically two of them. Is that a good or bad thing?
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They had a spare. So, not the spare. Only one way to find out then.
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Ew. Is that you doing that? Yes. It's drawn to the light. Oh no. I don't like that.
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Oh my god. That's disgusting. I'm liking all animals. Look, now it's going back in.
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Look at his little grabby hands. Why? Wait, don't pull it. I can't get to it. Oh, you couldn't hit it, got you.
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Oh my god. Have fun. The light seems like an angler fish. Look of it. Yeah.
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Yo, he's cute. I like him. Bye. What a fun guy. A I don't know about fun. Wait, now there's two directions.
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Oh, that's not good. Oh. Oh. [Music] Oh. Oh. Hey, buddy. Oh, you got a We're all done here, right? Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Oh, hell yeah. Put all kinds of tension. Oh my god. I think I can get you over sooner rather than later. Mio, he's okay. He's friendshaped. He's not a dick like the serpent. Okay, he's fine.
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Okay, then I get you here. Oh. Ooh. Now this is her grave. Huh? Grave. Oh, that do look like a grave.
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She's not saying anything about it, though. Look, she's coming out of the grave. Lookie, she's reaching out to me. These tentacles, they were amazing.
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Oh my god, there's one coming out of the water. Oh, no way. Oh, that's [ __ ] up.
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That gate like it warms my heart. Sounds like something inside you. That's terrifying. The centipedes come out of the heads of the bodies. Oh god. Zoe's all kinds of [ __ ] up, man. This is some HR Geiger [ __ ] right
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here. Where you going? I was just, you know. Oh my god. Fine. Wait, now what? Kbies. I think if you turn off a light, he'll go up.
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Thank you, worm fella. Yes, you are the best friend I've ever had. I will name you Patrick.
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It's so red, so glowy. Oh serpent egg. I don't like that. Oh, it's a puzzle.
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Yeah. Oh no. Wait, how did it go back? You have to do that and then hold it there.
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Okay. Can you hold it or do you just pull it? It just pulls. Cuz I pull back. So if you pull it back while I pull it, maybe.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. There you go. No no no. Again. One more rotation. Yeah. And then going to the right.
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No, something's wrong. No, just keep turning. Just keep turning. I'm glad you're better at [ __ ] spatial awareness than me. Jesus.
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Remember when we played we Were Here and then you had to deal with this [ __ ] all the time. I know.
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The chess puzzle was the best. Do you recognize what it's meant to symbolize? Oh my god. So pretty.
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Yeah. So glowy. Hi. Hello. These look friend shaped. Oh. Oh. Oh my god. Oh Jesus. My eyes. Yeah.
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Light mode activated. Oh, are these my parents? Zoe, I don't know. supposed to fight. Oh, wait. It's one body. I don't know. Stay sharp. It's double-ended. Yeah.
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Excuse me. Fight. Uh. And who do you call it? Yeah, that's definitely my parents.
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It can't be. Zoe, is that you? Oh, dear D. It is Zoe. Most delightful as always. Grandpus, Stella's wounded. Oh, yes. That's why she's here, isn't it?
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What are you talking about? Am I supposed to know you? Imaginary friend as your spiritual.
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We're running out of time. We need to get her back home. I don't think she wants to go home.
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Really? We've already done Dragons. Um, yeah, I guess. Alone in the world is a little cat dog.
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Cat dog. Oh my god. Oh, I hate this. Yo. [Music] I don't like it.
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Don't make those sounds. Stop. Stop. Stop. Okay. Taking you back to where it all started. Subconscious has grown rather gloomy. Don't you agree? Do we agree, Zoe? Sure.
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And there's the temple. That's where you need to go. Has this got anything to do with the snake monster? What happens if I jump off? Guilt. I can't. Oh, we can't. That's sad. And the hydra. What happens if we tie ourselves in a notch?
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Oh, it's a hydra. Why did the hydra grow bigger? I don't know what they said. Oh, they just said the hydra's growing bigger. They didn't say why. I'm going to assume that it is the fact that she's running away from
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the death of her sister. Sorrow and guilt comes in many guyses. There we go.
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Yeah, she's been running away from it, so it just keeps growing more and more heads. Good good representation for a hydra. Oh, keep at it.
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All right. Come on. Come on. Come on. Okay. [Laughter] Guiltinfested Zoe's heart. Oh, okay.
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We'll be fine. Wait, where am I? You're on the You're on the right. You have to come back cuz I I wasn't coming with you. No, no, backwards. Only forwards.
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We got We have to go up. Yeah. No give, only catch. Stop. Our body is long. Be stronger. It's not. We [Laughter] died. Oh, right. We can walk on walls.
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Whoa. Swing me. Nice. Hell yeah. Oh [ __ ] I see. Okay. Ye me.
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You need you need to infinity and beyond. Okay, these are awesome mechanics. I like this. Which one? I'm not sure. Feels like these statues remind me of Yeah. Where have we seen them before?
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Nice. Oh. Uhoh. This position is not ideal. Uh-oh. Wait. Wait. What the [ __ ] You You were the other one at the time. You were like, "What happens if we walk off?" I was for science.
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For science. For science. Oh wait wait wait. Spicy. Oh my god. Still. Uhoh. This is rather concerning.
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No, this is pretty chill. This is how it feels when I've eaten Taco Bell, too. I get you, Zoe.
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Oh, we can finally be back together. What? Oh, I have to go. Lol. Yeah, you can just come over. Oh, you can't come over here. No, I can't.
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But now Oh, what? You have to go forward. You have to go forward. It's okay. That was a test run. That was a test run. Okay. So, I hop on and then you go left and forward real real
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quick. Yeah. [Laughter] Oh my god, I made such a stupid move. I didn't even realize you just panicked.
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You were just like, "Oh no, it's moving. I get Oh. Oh no. Um, come here.
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You get his assk. Yeah, that's what I thought. Crunchy. Crunchy. What do you think they taste like?
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What the [ __ ] I'm imagining jerking. What? The little bugs. Jerking. Yeah. Yeah. I think Oh, they're dumb.
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Cowards. Oh, I have a thing. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's so sick. Might just do the trick.
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Wait, wait. You be a host this time. Okay. This is so silly. Oh, it moves bridge.
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Uhoh. This is exciting. Very exciting. We make a great team, guys. With a lot of joints.
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I'm going to ye. [Music] Oh my god. Let go. Let go. Nice. Okay, keep going.
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Oh sick. [Music] Oh, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
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[Laughter] Try and stay calm now. Try and stay calm now. But the fire though.
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I guess it just has to be like one continuous movement. Yeah. Oh, nice. Okay, I'm going to get full power. Go.
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Keep moving. Oh, sick. Perfect. Nice. Oh, my face. Okay, what do we do? Oh, we just go. Oh, my legs. My legs. My legs. My legs. Okay, you let go and we spin.
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Yeah. Nice. Keep moving. Oh no. Sick. Nice. Okay, one more jump. Oh Jesus. This is Oh my god.
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That was thrilling. He likes the excitement now. Zoe's final. Zoe's final heart and you will restore Zoe.
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Oh, she seems pretty well adjusted. Unless she just Oh, she's been burying it down. That's why she's all bubbles in sunshine.
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She doesn't actually feel her grief. Roads are meant to be walked with one's own two feet.
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It's like it's like our subconscious have been switched. Except Except I don't cover up with bubbles and sunshine cuz I'm not good at that. Yourself, dear. Zoe, we tried everything to make you happy again. But in the end, it has
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always been up to you. Who are you? Just someone who loved you from the start. Yeah, mommy and daddy. I need to call more often.
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Mom, Dad, always remember that in complete darkness, a single spark shines like the sun.
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A damn. Oh, Zoe and Ella supposed to be wish I had a clue. Combine them. She said, "I wish I had a clue.
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Just look at the other the other side." She's not that smart. In total darkness, a single spot shines like the sun.
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It became haunted when Ella died. So, we left it to rot. Well, because of me because I couldn't hold on. What do you mean I couldn't hold on?
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Oh, the echo. We weren't supposed to go to the river. I convinced her. The wet stones. She slipped and I I couldn't hold on.
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No. Died because of me. She can't even hear her cuz she's so lost in her guilt.
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[Music] Oh, that's [ __ ] up. [Music] It's the opposite, Zoe. You need to let go. It's already happened.
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Zoe, are you okay? Yeah. You hold on to that weight and it's going to drown you.
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Mine, too. Let's meet up. You okay, Oiki? I'm good. I'm good. Okay. If you need to stop at all any point, just let me know.
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Come to me. Catch me. Oh, hells yes. Look, Zoe, we can fight back. Oh, can we cut them off?
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Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. That's not how you defeat a hydra, though.
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Oh [ __ ] That's a lot of blood. Heads on a hydra. God damn Zoe to do reconnect the medallion.
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Don't lose faith. Oh what? Okay. Which one you going to go for? Nice. Pray this is right.
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That's not how you deal with a hydro. Oh no. [Music] No no no. Do you want to talk about what you're feeling?
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Maybe in a sec. Come on. I don't think I have the strength to carry on. We'll figure it out. Just keep going.
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Oh, the crossbow. Yeah, now we're talking. Come on, Zoe. Get the balloons in line.
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God damn. Only two hands to go. We got this. We are killing our grief.
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I'm not just that. Oh god. It's okay. When one of us dies, the other one carries on. Here's how you get through this.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Jesus. Nice. [Music] One to go. Just the last head now. This nightmare is about to end.
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Nice. Oh, there everyone. Oh, whoopsie. Surely you wouldn't hit little old me while I'm pulling across. Final head. Come on, Zoe.
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There's no way that's going to work, though. The hydra's gone. It's gone. Zoe, look. My heart. Ella. I can't.
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Zoe. You got to be kidding me. Yeah. You can't just try to get rid of it. You need to face it.
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I'm so sorry. Mia, don't worry about me. [Applause] Oh. Oh, God. Oh, okay. Lau. Oh, what have I done?
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What have I done? Oh, we're meant to do this. Don't blame yourself. Oh, okay. I thought you disappeared for a second. I thought it was just me.
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[Music] Okay. What do we do in here? Got to go down to the tummy. Probably the hall, actually. Oh, where the medallion is. Yeah. I don't even know who I am right now.
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There we go. Look, Zoe, your half. It must be close. Can I Can we walk on this? We can. We can.
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It's undulating. Oh, there's a boat. Oh yeah. Look, that must be our raft from earlier. Wow.
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Oh. Oh subconscious. Raft survived in the uh in the stomach acids. It's a strong sturdy raft.
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Oh. Oh god. Oh no. Ow. The [ __ ] Ow. Uh-oh. Oh, my bad.
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Yeah, I think you have to block that. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Did you think it was Owie? Do you hear that? I just didn't know. What? Like it's the heart.
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Mio, I'd be my medallion. Reclaim it. Oh, wow. Oh, we're doing this again. I know now what we have to do. Do what?
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Restore the heart. There you go. Nice. Zoe, watch out. Zoe. Zoe. In the darkness.
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I Oh my god. Help. Stay with me. I can't take much more. Hold on, Zoe.
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You okay? Yeah. Come on. We got to go. Stay in the light. This is beautiful.
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[Music] [Music] There's still time, Zoe. Just a little bit more. [Music] Sometimes when you run out of light, you need somebody else to restore yours. Make you feel safe. Remind you that there is light.
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Restore the heart. Zoe. Let go. Literally let go of your grief. Come here. It's okay.
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God, that was a beautiful home. You got this. We got this. Oh, I can't do it. I can't Breathe. Just breathe.
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Take as much time as you need. Let's [ __ ] go, Neo. Um hello.
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Hi. You must be Ella. She just needs some time. I know. I got this. Oh [ __ ] That's the little girl's voice from It Takes Two.
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I'm so sorry. It was never your fault, Zoe. You have to stop blaming yourself.
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I'll try. Your heart is ready to heal. [Music] You're pretty cool, Mio. Zoe will be fine with you around.
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She ain't that bad herself. No, she isn't. I love you. I love [Music] you. It's time to go home.
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[Music] Hell yeah. We did it. Feeling okay. Okay. Okay. No no no. It's okay. Just take your time.
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Let us in. Open up. Open the door, Raider. You are not destroying my machine over my dead body.
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Bloody hell. No way. I told you down here I'm the one that makes the rules.
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Down here I am [Music] God. Jesus. He's obsessed. Yeah. Where you at? Right here. Oh, we're in separate worlds now.
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Not sure. Let's try to figure this out. And hope that we can meet up. What strange world is this?
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Sorry, I'm here. No, I know. It's okay. You want to talk about it or you not want to talk about it?
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Um, I just knew cuz like I was like, damn, this is going to be over something about overcoming grief. And I'm so bad at that still. It's Yeah, it's hard. But you know, you don't have to mute yourself. You can feel your
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feelings. How did you know I muted myself? Cuz I know you. You don't have to be afraid to share your feelings.
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There's nothing wrong with it. There's nothing weak about that. It's strong to be able to bear yourself.
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Grief is hard, but it helps to talk about it, but but not necessarily live on the stream. So you don't have to talk right now, but just so you know, you ever do want to talk, I will always be
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here. And if you do want to talk now, we can. I just I just need like a little bit to like moment.
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Yeah. You want to get a snack or a drink or anything? No, it's okay. Okay. Do you want to stop here for today? We've got a whole another week and this is the final chapter. So, it would be a short stream
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when we came back. Just relax and end for the night and chill. No, we can we can keep going. Oh, I mean, if you can I can still keep going, but if you want, we can also just end
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stream for now and we can talk offline for a bit. Whatever makes you comfortable.
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It's okay. We can we can keep going. I just need like a second. I've talked I've talked about on stream before like grief and stuff has always been hard for me. Every time it comes up in a game,
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it Yeah. Um, especially when it comes to children. I noticed during the unraveled collab as well. And that's okay. It takes a long time.
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Yeah, if everyone watched my when I played Life is Strange, that was that was rough.
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And you got through that because you're strong. Cuz there's nothing that can stop you. Every game where like something like this happens like Life is Strange or when we played Unravel and stuff like that, it's all like different parts of like
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my what I've gone through in life that I haven't like dealt with. So, well, these are all real real good games if they can, you know, elicit a response like this. That's exactly it.
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And sometimes it's more safe and it starts the process to actually explore these kinds of themes in fiction and when they affect you that strongly. Yeah. Think about what they are affecting.
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Yeah. It helps to see like how the characters uh work through it and get through it.
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Obviously it doesn't especially especially the part of the the light part. No, that was beautiful. I love the symbolism in that. What did you think of it?
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Well, it felt weird being the one that has the light. Why? Because I feel like I'm Zoe. Yeah. So, having the light felt real weird.
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Not to me. I mean, well, actually, maybe you're right. Maybe this has actually worked out perfectly. Maybe I am Mio because you've already over these three years made me grow so much as a person to the point where I can have these kinds of
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conversations openly. But you have always been my light as well, Uki. You have always told me that I'm a better person than I thought I was. And you always helped me when I was inside my own head and dealing with my own
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[ __ ] You always told me not to listen to those dark voices. You always told me that I was wanted and appreciated. You have been the light. And I bet if you look down at your chat right now, you'll see that
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you're the light for a lot of stargazers as well. And that doesn't mean that you have any weight of responsibility either. It just means that you put out so much more light into the world than you actually think you
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do. And so you can let other people be your light when you need it. Cuz you do that for so many other people.
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Let yourself feel things. Let other people be your light for a little bit. Help people when you need that light.
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You've always been a source of light. There's a reason everybody calls you mama. Whenever you need reminding of that, just ask me and the other people in your life that care about you. Cuz there are so many people who care about you.
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love you. Okay. I love you. Thank you. Um Okay, I think I'm good. Okay, you can take longer if you need and if you want to keep going, we can stop whenever else you want to. It's okay. I
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can I can talk about it more in therapy. Yes, therapy is very useful. I'm proud of you, Aki. I'm proud of you. God, [ __ ] Why are you [ __ ] young man?
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Okay. Okay. Okay. You want to keep going for now? Yeah, let's let's do it. Um, okay. I'm confused. Are we existing in the same space?
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I think we're probably Yeah. creating each our own world. So, we've been even though we're technically in the same place. Oh, you know what? It does look parallel.
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Yeah. I think it's like we're both in technically in the same place, but we've created different worlds for ourselves. It's like our separate consciousnesses are creating these worlds even though we're actually right next to each other. Yeah. And there's
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probably going to be a message in that about like them being able to join each other's worlds, influence each other, and welcome each other into each other's worlds. Yeah.
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Oops. I don't know what I do here. There you are. What the hell has happened to the simulation? No idea.
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You're right here. Where are you? Oh yeah. Oh, we're see Yeah, it is. We're existing in the same place, but we've created different worlds for ourselves. Oh, so it's a button in your world. So, it's a button. There we go.
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Oh, the trees are spinning. Trees. This is so cool. This is crazy. Definitely can't. Yeah. And now Raider's somewhere in here. What's his next move?
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All I know is he won't go out without a fight. What is this now?
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Let's place this somewhere. That mushroom. A what now? Oh my god, you're bouncing on it. Yeah, on my world it makes sense. In your world it makes zero sense. And how do I get you up here? Yeah.
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Oh sh That could have been a bad way for that to end. Holy crap.
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Dead end. Mio, wait. I've got something. Nice. Feel like I'm playing like Screen Cheat or something. Yeah, it's such a cool idea. Do you recognize anything yet? The genre, but not the story. Same here.
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Maybe they're creating a new story with each other. Maybe. Or maybe this is collaboration. Maybe it's a combo of different stories. Do you think there's even Oh, that could be too. It's hope. It's been our only defense against
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raiders so far. My thoughts exactly. Oh, hello. Angry flower. Looking ging at me. What?
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Oh, be careful. The [ __ ] am I supposed to do? Oh, here we go. Oh, you can actually get up there.
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What? Bite. Bite me. Oh. Hey, don't eat me. Okay. Not that. So, what do I make it bite? Oh, maybe. Oh, yeah. Okay. You Oh, probably this thing, right? I I don't know. Oh, yeah. I think we'll break the power that
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way. Go for it. eating flowers. So the carnivore plant is a vegetarian. Still can't get through that. Damn. It's where you just face planted. Yeah, I know right?
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Yeah, that flower is the next one. But you're so like I'm going to have to jump over it and you're going to have to bite it as I jump. Okay, ready? Three, two, one, go. Nice.
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I think that did the trick. There we go. Doesn't make any sense to you. Luckily, it does on my side. Out.
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Hello friends. Oh bird. And there drones on my screen. This is so sick. What? Oh, this really does need to win. Game of the year. Focus. Get on the platform.
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Where? I guess there. Oh, damn. Hell yeah. That's a big ass frog. [ __ ] it is. No, no. What the [ __ ] Don't worry about it. That's crazy.
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Oh, you have to pull it. What the [ __ ] Look at me swim through the air. So stupid on my side.
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Oh okay. What's this? Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Yeah. I think you climb up there.
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What? Wonder if this actually hurts me. I don't No, I don't think so. No. Wait.
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I touched the mushroom with my brain. Never touched the mushroom. Oh, we're going up. Look at me swim.
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Swimming in the air. I'm swimming in the air. I'm swimming in the midnight. Why is that over here? Me too.
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Why is that? What? Look around. Combustion. Oh, there's actual fire on your screen, but on mine it's different. Just combustible.
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Yeah. Okay. I feel a fish. Oh, you can't see the fish. Okay. Okay. So, that yellow fish. Okay. Aim at the middle of the fire door. Oh, okay. Fire now. Now, now. Sick.
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Perfect timing. That's crazy. That is crazy. That's so cool. Sherry me skydiving. Hey. Yeah. Hello. Wonder what Raider is cooking. Yeah, he's being awfully quiet.
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Still no glitch in sight. Oh yeah. Oh, that was a sick split. Otherworldly. Whoa. Whoa.
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Oh, what the [ __ ] I love it. This is [ __ ] sick.
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Nope. Don't like that. Yep. [ __ ] that [ __ ] This is crazy.
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Yeah. Oh, he's here. Witness the power of Good. He's a dick in every universe.
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Lovely. Right. Get over to my side. H. I like that one. Actually, if you just throw a bloody plane at her, this is going to get a bloody plane.
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Oh god. Oo. Oh god. Helicopter incoming. Off of me. Oh god. If we get out of this. Oh god.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Shark. Shark. Shark. This is crazy. This is such a cool idea.
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Oh, man. Hold on. Oh, I got a witch's boom. Fire breathing. Yeah, be a dragon. Oh, I I was so distracted by the dragon.
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Oh, we can do two tricks. Not good. Yeah, I prefer the broom. Hey, I finally played quite core Minecraft.
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My kingdom, my rules. He took our damn flying vehicles. [Music] Oh, now we're in Tron universe.
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That was the hope. Yes [ __ ] No, you're not. You're just a man. Oh.
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Ow. You're a tech nerd. You probably didn't even build the machine. You probably paid somebody to build the machine. Yeah, you paid someone to build the machine. Yep.
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Oh, Minecraft. Minecraft dropper. This is madness. This ends when you or die. Okay. How do we kill this man? Just stand still, bro. No.
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The elements to me. Ow. [ __ ] me. Oh, [ __ ] me. I mean, not on stream. [ __ ] Oh, no. I almost Yeah, you were about to respawn.
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Damn you, the angles are so hard to pay attention to. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, bro.
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Damn it. How the [ __ ] This is hard. Yeah. Damn you, Raider. Okay, where I am is pretty clear. Oh, except for that.
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Oh [ __ ] I'm out. I'm back. Okay, nice. Oh, is that a glitch?
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He got me again. Ow. Ow. Ow. A [ __ ] This is so hard. Oh my god.
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This better be final final boss or some [ __ ] Feel like it kind of has to be in this point. Oh my god.
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I got one. Nice. Oh god. Oh. Oh. Oh. Not good. Not good. Not good. He hit me with a [ __ ] god blast. This guy's [ __ ] I got a card.
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My [ __ ] god. I did not sign up for Toho. [Music] He didn't like that. God complex is showing so much. I won't let 20 years of my life be ruined by YouTube.
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Good. Oh. Oh, you got a gun. Oh my god. Aries. Oh [ __ ] Yeah. Let's go. Val Odin, why won't you break his glasses, nerd?
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Okay. Yeah. No. Aim. Aim small. Miss small. Aim small. Miss small. Oh god. My machine is more important than your lives. Yeah. Shoot him in the crotch.
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I'm going for the crotch. Yeah. Get him in the dick. I died. He didn't like that. Oh, I'm I see a different view than you. Oh, wait.
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Really? Yeah. If you see like um I only see like his head. Oh, I guess cuz you're Oh, more up close, maybe. Yeah. I think it's just cuz I came all this way forward.
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You have to be right up next to him to shoot him in the dick.
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Worth it though. I saw the potential. This idiot just gave me a clearer path to his crotch.
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Oh [ __ ] Yeah, that's what you get. I don't know. Looks like Human Torch.
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Yeah, very Johnny Storm. Oh, we're back here. This is so much. Just give it up, buddy. Everything is already over. The police are on your ass.
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He's so desperate. Top down. Oh no. How does this make sense? [ __ ] Oh no.
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All good. This is so Oh my god. This is so much. Holy [ __ ] Oh, okay. Oh, my depth perception in this angle is not great. Yeah, it's definitely a weird one.
Speaker A
Oh, no, no, no, no. I mean, not like you. We're breaking the multiverse. Oh my god. But what if we hold each other?
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Will we ever? Then we can still be in the same universe. Oh, I got You're good. I went the wrong way. I was just following you. I blindly rushed into death.
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] Whoops. What does this do? Oh, you have to shoot him in the fire. Oh, thank you.
Speaker A
What? Okay. Easy now, little shell. No. Mine. Mines. Why is it always mines? Why is it never yours?
Speaker A
This is seriously tripping me out. Yep. My senses are being tested. Uhoh. Oh god. Oh god. Uhoh.
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[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Full. [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm here.
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[Music] I already told you stop pursuing. Why is she so mean? Oh, we're back.
Speaker A
Um, this is crazy. Yep. Now I've got the armor and you've got the mech suit. We were so close. There's got to be another glitch around. Oh, what the [ __ ] Oh. Um. Oh.
Speaker A
Oh. Ew. I don't like this. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. Don't like that one. Oh, I don't like it. My trypophobia is This game hates me. This game hates
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me so much. I'm not looking. I'm only looking in the square. I'm only looking in the square. I'm only good. We're good. Oh my god. Jesus [ __ ] [ __ ] me.
Speaker A
Oh, wrong way. Wrong way. Wrong way. Oo, I like that one. Bring back the purple one. I'm going in there. Oh god. Okay.
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No. Why do they keep doing the piranhas in? I do not know. Oh my.
Speaker A
Just look at the lotuses. I'm looking at the lily pads. Only the lily pads. Lily pads are safe. Lily pads are safe. Balls are safe. Oh my god.
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That was [ __ ] disgusting. That should have came with a warning.
Speaker A
I kind of want to feed them. [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Maybe they just needed a hug.
Speaker A
Maybe they were asking us to brush their teeth. I want to know what this looks like in the real world. Is he just like swinging around like an idiot?
Speaker A
Oh, whoops. Oh, Lau has an AoE splash. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. You are power tripping is what you are. Yeah, he's he's power tripping.
Speaker A
Jesus will save me now. Haha. I don't get affected when I'm here. Yeah, idiot. Do it. Bring the sword. Is that you? Let's go. Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker A
Try me. Oh my god. Not what I expected. Poseidon. Get in the water. Get in the water.
Speaker A
Don't you know that ruthlessness? I died somehow. How did we die? I didn't get hit by anything.
Speaker A
Wait, wait. You're good. Take your time. Blow my nose. Hey. Okay, [ __ ] Poseidon. I'm going to get him in the armpit. Actually, no. I'm going back for the [ __ ] to self. Stop aiming for the
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crotch. Unless that's my secret power. Ow. Crotch. Crot. Oh, no. No. No. No. Cr. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] How did that hit me? I jumped through the hole.
Speaker A
He's cheating. He's hacking. He's a beater anyway. He's He's hacking right now anyway. Literally, technically.
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Yeah. Universe is limitless. Oh, the [ __ ] Oh, we can hit it. Oh, really? I can't hit it. Wait. No, you have to hit it like a lot.
Speaker A
Oh, but obviously we should just avoid them. [Music] Oh, yeah. You can break them. Now, I want to go for the croch.
Speaker A
This doesn't feel right. My castrate [ __ ] You know what? I'm coming for you, Raider. Come here. Made a mistake. Made a mistake. [ __ ] fool. You ain't no god. You're Icorus and you're flying too close to the sun.
Speaker A
Okay, that was badass. That was some Omniman [ __ ] right there. The [ __ ] Hey, Zoe. Down here.
Speaker A
Oh no. Where am I? I don't know. Get me out. Okay. Um. Oh [ __ ] Literally.
Speaker A
Stop. Popcorn. Are you for real? Oh, yeah. Keep that up. So sick. This is so trippy.
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh, Lau. Oh. Oh. Oh, that was weird. That was wrong. Nice. Do you see an end? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, whoa. Um, a little help, Zoe. Leave it to me.
Speaker A
I'm like out of the game. Keep going. This is such a cool idea. Focus.
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This is pretty easy though. Yeah. Although those giant machines are coming closer. Keeping it cool. As long as I stay above. Oh, there's no more.
Speaker A
Yeah, we're fine. I'm not in the clear. punched through reality. He's Superman. Uh-oh. We switched.
Speaker A
Yeah. Now you're outside the game, it looks like. Yeah, I'm in a painting this time. Let's go.
Speaker A
Is that a tablet? I think it's a painting. Oh, no. You're right. It's a tablet. You got big or am I small? Oh.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, hell yeah. Tilt me. Holy [ __ ] So sick. Yes, you are. Dude, making me dizzy. You okay down there? Yeah. In me, we trust.
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I trust you. I regret some things. Not trusting you though. I regret my own actions. Oh, that was just the worst timing. One, two. Damn it.
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[Music] Okay, I'm just going to scooch over to this side just just in case. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank you. How much more can the simulation handle?
Speaker A
Oh, what did I do? Oh, the tail. Oh, I remember that road. That's where we raised the sand worms.
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Oh, and now we're in Minecraft. And he raised this with you inside. On it. On it.
Speaker A
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Thank you. Oh no. I can make it. You're good.
Speaker A
This is nice and relaxing. Honestly, he's back. Rat row. Stop. Um. Um. Um. Oh, you can move the lasers.
Speaker A
Oh, no. Keep going right. Keep going right. Oh, sorry. It's okay. Nice. Oh, no. Damn it.
Speaker A
I didn't know the angle would make me slide. That's crazy. Stop. Damn it. My bad.
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[ __ ] I'm like, it's so hard to find the right angle. Yeah, if I do it too much, it's going to like just Yeah. slam into things.
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There's a glitch above you. Out we go. Okay. Surprise. He is not a nice man.
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Watch as I kill you with your own creations. Take your best shot. Oh, is there going to be a boss rush? I'm feeling a boss rush.
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Parking garage. A poor robot friend. No. Oh no, buddy. Why are you so mean?
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Oh, yeah. That guy. All right, Thanos. I know, right? Whoa. Oh. Oh. Oh, I just jumped off.
Speaker A
Oh, so many glitches. So many glitches. So many glitches. Let's go. Yeah, boy. Iron Man.
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Going for the crutch. Attack. Oh, that's sick, actually. How Oh, that's so many trolls.
Speaker A
Ow. Right in the dick. Ride in the dick. Right in the dick. Dick. Dick. The dick.
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Right in the dick. Right in the dick. In the dick. Oh god. He has rockets. He has crotch rockets. Damn you.
Speaker A
Don't go up there. There's the thing in the middle. We have to shoot thing. Oh, okay. Okay.
Speaker A
But we're not going to get the critical hit damage. I don't think there is critical damage.
Speaker A
It's just in your mind. Hey man, we create our own universe. So he puts this in the middle and it shoots the laser. Oh, that's what was going on.
Speaker A
Yeah. I was too busy staring it across. I know. [ __ ] Okay. Has he got shocks? He has shocks.
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Sandshock. Sandshot. Sandshot. Sandshot. No. Bad. Bad. Bad puppy. All treasure. Oh, it's the betrayo turtle. The traitor tortoise. A traitor torch. This is a fun boss though, honestly.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's doing everything. Yeah. Oh, it starts us all over. Yeah. Wow. Man, they really didn't want me to keep shooting him in the crotch. This game doesn't let you have any fun. Ow.
Speaker A
Just a baby throwing a tantrum, man. I know. That's what it looks like. A digital scaling up trauma. Okay. Edge lord.
Speaker A
Oh god. [ __ ] he got me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no.
Speaker A
Oh, oh, oh. We can't shoot them. We just have to dodge it. Yeah. Oh god.
Speaker A
What's next? What's next? [ __ ] [ __ ] Head shot. Head shot. Head shot. Head shot. Oh god. Not the cat. I got high. It's been a while, buddy. I know, right?
Speaker A
Okay. I'm going for the crotch. Okay. Don't do this to me. Yeah. Did it really do critical damage? It finished. You just got to go for the crutch. Where are we going now? What's happening? What's going on?
Speaker A
Idiot. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Oh [ __ ] Okay, that one got me. Help me.
Speaker A
I don't know who I am. Oh, and now I know. He is not having the best day. You understand nothing. Actually, we understand everything now.
Speaker A
Yeah, unlike you. You thought you were god of this world. Enough. Enough already. This is my creation. My dreams. These are all worlds, [ __ ] My [ __ ] You will stand in my way. Get ready to flag him, Zoe.
Speaker A
Oh, that's so sick. Let's get him. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. No no no.
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Crush him. Crush him. Crush him. Crush him. Crush him. Yeah. You [ __ ] No universe for you, [ __ ] Oh my god.
Speaker A
Get out of our worlds. Get out of our head, buddy. [ __ ] you.
Speaker A
We're finally free. Oh my god. We're out of it. Holy. We're back in the real world. Imagine what everyone else is doing in their bubbles. They were like having a good time like just not knowing anything that's happening.
Speaker A
A lovely hug. Now kick him in the crotch. Kill him. My life's work. You ruined everything. Oh, shut up.
Speaker A
Yeah, save it for the biography. Hey, let's get the hell out of here. Absolutely. They're not even explaining it to the other people. It's like everyone else is like, "Huh? The hell am I? Is it over? Did we get published?
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Did we get the job? Do I get to put food on the table? Did we get hired? Oh, what happened to him, guys? How come they're leaving?
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Why is he being arrested? Oh my god. Well, this will be a day to remember.
Speaker A
Why? What do you mean? [Laughter] Hey, you know what? We should write a book about all of this.
Speaker A
Oh my god, all the police cars and stuff. I love the idea of them just letting two women walk away from the scene of the crime.
Speaker A
They're running in there. Yeah. The other two are just like, "Bye. We're out. It's over. Like, we're not going to talk to anybody.
Speaker A
Yeah, we had a long day, guys. We're going home. You want to rest? You should talk to someone. Get some money out of it. True. Sue his ass. Definitely write a book about this.
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Oh, her dad died. Finally. No. Yeah. December 2025. It's a [ __ ] future thing.
Speaker A
Oh my god, they look so good. What the [ __ ] Actually, the long dress and the pants suit. Let's go.
Speaker A
So impractical. It's a release party, not a heist. Look what I picked up. They made the book.
Speaker A
That's crazy. Shead. Yeah, she finally got published. I got published. I mean, they both got published.
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The game within the game. How are you? I'm good. He's proud of you. I'm proud of you. She's wearing triangle jewelry and she's wearing circle jewelry. I'm telling you, our book is brilliant.
Speaker A
One's really edgy, one's really soft. Shall we? The main guests can't be late to their own release party. When you put a triangle inside a circle, you keep the edges from hurting anyone.
Speaker A
That's true. Bear gone up. Still though, I can't believe we named it Split Fiction. But wasn't that your suggestion? As a working title, not the official title.
Speaker A
Don't. No. Don't get meta. You can't make fun of your own title. I guess. So, how do you think our book will be received?
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My gut feeling tells me we're going to be all right. Does it matter? At least we got each other. Best friends forever.
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They're besties. Yeah. [Laughter] A so cute. I like are a really damn good studio.
Speaker A
Wow, good for them. That was so good. It really was. [Music] I didn't expect them to get that deep into like the emotional side of stuff.
Speaker A
First it was just like the creative process, but man, those final chapters really hit.
Speaker A
Mhm. [Music] Is this song safe? Probably not. We can skip it if you want.
Speaker A
[Laughter] production babies. No way. No way. They had so many during this production. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn.
Speaker A
Damn. And yet they didn't throw in the production puppies. How dare. Maybe they're at the end. It better be.
Speaker A
Zoe Centipede mom. Zoe Centipede Dad is a is a crazy role. [Laughter] Imagine auditioning for that.
Speaker A
Dude, that'd be the type of role I would go for. They give you the script and they're like, "So, just pretend you're a parent, but like a bug." Bug parent. Hello, my child. How are you doing? I got my father.
Speaker A
Do you think they at least showed them what the model was going to look like?
Speaker A
They just spoke to like normal people to be fair. Yeah, they're not. When you put out auditions like that and you're not really supposed to disclose anything.
Speaker A
Nah, they just give you a description. I'm here for casting for the worm. [Laughter] I'm here to cast as the cat demon, please. Whatever. Hi, I'm uh centipede mom.
Speaker A
[Laughter] To be fair, there's Oh, what game was that? Franbo where there's literally a thing called a maggot. Uh a a corpse maggot. What the [ __ ] Corpse maggot was cute.
Speaker A
Wait, no different. Jung J was so confused. That was a fun game. That was so good.
Speaker A
That was awesome. I'm so glad we got to finish it. Yeah. Oh my god, we went for 5 hours. That did not feel like 5 hours. I'll be right back.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay, I'm back. Welcome back. Thank you. What was your favorite of the world?
Speaker A
H that's so hard to pick. There were so many, including the goo ones. The goo ones were crazy. I really liked the one where we were pigs for a little bit and then turning into sausages.
Speaker A
That was crazy. We turned into hot dogs and had to like put the condiment condiments on top of ourselves.
Speaker A
I'm sure there's some sort of reaction compilation of that part. There's got to be I think somebody did like it was something in Oh, it was the one where we were like playing with the the phone doing the capture on the
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bike. They did like a compilation of everybody who's been playing it from Niji Sanji. Everyone's reactions to that.
Speaker A
The bike. Yeah. Yeah, there was a moment when like you were driving a bike and I was on the back of a bike and every time you went forward Oh, apparently I said condoms. I meant condiments. My bad, guys. My bad. I said
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putting condoms on the hot dog. What the [ __ ] Thank you for calling me out, chat. I didn't even hear it.
Speaker A
Do you shorten condiments as condom? No, that's what I mean. It was just I think I I I was banning a couple people in my chat.
Speaker A
Okay. I just I didn't even realize that I said it until I saw people in chat being like Freudian slip and I was like huh. And then I saw somebody say I think he meant to say condiments instead of
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condoms. Oh, okay. Sometimes you got to cook your hot dog safely. You just you just got to I think my favorite one was the sandworm one. That one was just full of so much action.
Speaker A
It's hard to remember all of them. Yeah, we've been for like five weeks. Wonder how many of the goo worlds we missed, too. This music is beautiful.
Speaker A
I don't know if we missed any. We definitely missed like one or two cuz somebody left some comments in my comment section about like they we missed one of their favorite ones.
Speaker A
Oh, I didn't know you could miss any. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you definitely can. Not sure how many we actually missed, though. Oh, [ __ ] I really liked this. This game had so many cool mechanics throughout it. That
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final bit where we were like split screen throughout the entire thing and it twisted the more we moved around was crazy. Yeah, the ending really was like such like the it was the highlight.
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They really brought everything together. My chat said I like the farting pig. Let's go. That was great.
Speaker A
Oh, the different languages. Oh, I wasn't even paying attention. I was just kind of closing my eyes and listening to the music. Owl and fish familiars were beautiful. They were. The actual gameplay of those mechanics wasn't great. I really liked when we were a
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tree and a fish. We could like I could turn into a fairy, a human.
Speaker A
That one was crazy. I really liked seeing Mio's emotional growth as well. It's a bit intense, a bit jarring, but other than that, it was at least a beautiful moment when she then started looking after Zoe.
Speaker A
Yeah. A lot of good growth moments. But I'm glad we played this game together. Me, too.
Speaker A
We finished it with a week to spare. Yippee. You looking forward to being chained together in two days?
Speaker A
Normally I would say yes, but that game is [ __ ] up. I really liked it. I I think it's going to be so much worse playing with Nocticks. Not because they're bad gamers, but because when I played it, there wasn't huge lag spikes,
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and we're going to have people all over the world. The lag spikes are going to be crazy.
Speaker A
I don't think we'll make it far, to be honest. I think we might finish it. I mean, finish. I believe in us. Hell yeah. The [ __ ] I played it before and I didn't even finish it at all. I don't Yeah, we
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didn't. Did you use the checkpoints though? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It took us like six hours, but we got through it. Oh my god.
Speaker A
We We could do it. Nocttics are strong. I believe in us. I'm going to need a lot of snacks or something. Oh yeah, we're definitely going to need to take breaks when people start raging and stuff.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh yeah, Alvin will be on hospital Wi-Fi. Oh my god. On a laptop. That boy committed.
Speaker A
It's over. It's so over. Australian Wi-Fi and hospital Wi-Fi. Which one is worse? Um, Australian Wi-Fi cuz you also have to fight off the spiders.
Speaker A
Did you know they have a spider season? You saw that post, too? Oh [ __ ] that showed up on your feed, too. Yeah, that [ __ ] was haunting.
Speaker A
I was like, um, let me DM all the Australians I know and be like, is this real? Like, you good? Is this real or no?
Speaker A
At that point, you just don't leave your house, man. I know that that is real, though, cuz I've seen that before. They just like, yeah, cover entire like areas in spiderw webs. I can't imagine walking through that. Cuz I heard when it gets
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that bad, I've heard when it gets that bad, even though they're mostly like not very venomous spiders, there's just so many of them that if you walk through it for too long and too many of them bite you,
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if you have like exposed skin, then yeah, you end up passing out and [ __ ] anyway from so many tiny bites.
Speaker A
Jesus. Just buy stilts. Everyone learn how to walk on stilts. True. Cirus just wear like a hazmat suit. Isn't it magical though? It kind of is magical. Nature's wild. It also occasionally rains frogs and fish.
Speaker A
In Australia. Not in Australia. Just like in general. It can happen anywhere in the world. If I forget how it happens. I think it's something to do with the fish eggs and the frog spawn being lifted up into the
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air by water vapor. What? Into the clouds and then hatching and then raining down. Let me Google this before I spread this information.
Speaker A
Possible. I know, right? And it rain frogs. Yeah, I don't believe you. Yes, it's possible, though. It's a rare phenomenon. This happens when strong winds like those in a tornado or water spout lift frogs, fish, or other small animals into the air and then drop
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them elsewhere. Though, it does happen, but I was completely wrong about the reasoning. Water spouts lift them up. Oh yeah, you get some like biblical [ __ ] of just fish raining down on everybody.
Speaker A
Oh my god. I've never seen it. I've never heard of it. I've never even seen videos.
Speaker A
Yeah, every now and then all the birds just fall out of the sky, too. Oh, it's crazy.
Speaker A
Not to the end. That sounds so fishy. Not to me. How dare. Wow. We did it. Uiki.
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We did. I'm proud of us. Me, too. Did you close the game already? Oh, yeah. I mean, I switched scenes. That's what I was doing. Oh, okay. Let me do that, too.
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[Music] Um I'll use this one. Uh, this one has more space. Ooh, you're choosing where we're hanging out. Uh oh. I gotta fix this.
Speaker A
Whoops. My chat. Oh, there it is. There's chat. Okay. I'm glad we got our booba outfits today.
Speaker A
And then I have to do [Music] um here we go. [Music] We defeated every single world. I know.
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I still think nothing's ever going to be that first. We were here collab. That [ __ ] was crazy.
Speaker A
[Laughter] Stop. The ending to that one was so powerful. I still remember it. Like that ending got to me so bad because once I saw people's like fan art and stuff and different edits and things, I had to I had to like DM you
Speaker A
and be like, I just make me sad. We kept sharing those. I I loved them. I I love angst.
Speaker A
I know you do. So glad it worked out so well with me just being like, "Go on the other side. There's another switch over there. My god. So [ __ ] up. I've always been [ __ ] up.
Speaker A
I know. You stuck with me [Laughter] anyway. You care about me. What the [ __ ] is this? I think this is the final cyborg collab.
Speaker A
I think it is. Yeah. Going to try and do like a Tatsu bunch of one-on- ones for everybody at the end as well, but this is the final one-on-one collab.
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Yeah, it's been a beautiful time. Yeah it has. I'm not that I'm not as sad as I thought actually.
Speaker A
Good. It shouldn't be sad. I'm always a phone call away. Yeah, I can just text you or call you.
Speaker A
Exactly. If I'm ever like, um, hi. Yeah, if you ever want some cringe annoying lines, I'll be right there. My god. And if you ever want to cry.
Speaker A
Yeah. Or if you ever want to do other things. Okay. Like make bolognese. That [ __ ] was delicious. I was still eating that for like 2 days after you guys left.
Speaker A
Oh, true. I could if you want more bolognese, I could always come back and make more.
Speaker A
Hell yeah. Had a giant bowl of that in the fridge. It was so good. Yeah, I made so much more than I thought cuz I thought I thought we needed like all of that, but turns out that was not the case. You got
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the two boxes of pasta, too. Did you even open the second box or was it just the one?
Speaker A
I used one and a half. So you still have a half a box of rietoni somewhere in your kitchen.
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[ __ ] one of the shelves. Yeah, we had a wonderful run these three years. Sorry, what was that? I like dissociated.
Speaker A
Wait. Oh god. I just said we had a wonderful run these three years. Yes, we did.
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I'm glad you made me your collab partner. I'm I'm glad to I'm glad that when I first started asking you to collab more often, you were okay with it.
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always love spending time with you and I'm going to miss it, but we're still going to be able to spend time together off stream. That's true, too.
Speaker A
Mhm. And then we'll get to talk about it, but we'll have to use code names or something.
Speaker A
Yep. Going to be easier for me than you. I'm just I might not even do [Laughter] that. I mean, everybody would know anyway. Yeah. That's So, it's kind of like doesn't even matter. It's more of a formality.
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[Music] Mhm. Well, who knows? The JP side gets to be more blatant about things. Occasionally cross over universes. Maybe they'll finally give a Y side permission.
Speaker A
Maybe. Maybe if I maybe if I fight them. Exactly. Threatening. You've overcome worse things. Defeated a [ __ ] virtual god today.
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Virtual manchild. [Laughter] Virtual manchild with godlike powers. Yeah, that was so amazing seeing him crash into everything on his way down begging for help. That was funny. Yeah, help me. Oh, dear God, somebody save me.
Speaker A
He was getting hit and stuff and we were just like, we done this so much. I just wish stabbed him at the same time. And that would have made it so much better.
Speaker A
Yeah. That's why at the end I was like, "Kill him." And then they would have gone to jail though. He ain't worth it. Yeah. He doesn't know everything they've been through in all those stories.
Speaker A
Exactly. They got so strong. And then through their own [ __ ] subconsciouses. Jesus. Yeah. Oh my god.
Speaker A
You stopped moving. I'm moving on my side. Oh. Oh, there you are. Should have sued him. Oh, they're going to they're going to get a payday.
Speaker A
I'm sure they got they used that money for the for the book. True. Actually, now I hope they got a proper publishing deal and just had it all paid for them.
Speaker A
It was just like It takes two. It all ended with a collaboration. Now, I have to change the the title of the stream cuz I wasn't sure. What are you going to change it into? I don't know cuz we w I wasn't
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sure if we would finish it. My one's already powerful enough. I'm good. I know.
Speaker A
What are you going to name yours? Um h [Music] Oh, he's cooking. There we go. Oh no, I need to go spy. A Jesus Christ.
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lowb blow. But I agree with the sound of it. I almost type like, I'll find you and I will kill you.
Speaker A
I will find you and I will kill you. I have a very certain set of skills. No, a very particular set of skills. Yes.
Speaker A
Works even more. You're a psychic. You'll know even if I run away and hide somewhere.
Speaker A
You have nowhere to hide. The cards told me where you were. That's also true. If I need to know about what what's going on in your life, if I see anything that's worrying me, I can just check out the cards and
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then call you. Yeah. Soon with Pio Chan's new tarot deck, the Janji Yen tarot deck.
Speaker A
Yeah. And then I'll be like, I know something is happening. [Laughter] That's going to be really nice.
Speaker A
You ready to end this one? Um, I don't think so. No. Yeah. I'm so hungry.
Speaker A
There we go. What are you going to eat today? Starving. Um, I don't know. I have some cold pizza to match. Oh, yes. Depressed mood. Why are you depressed? We got a good ending.
Speaker A
Everything was good. I know, but I'm just depressed in general. I just feel those feelings. It's okay. I have a microwave that air fries.
Speaker A
I'm very happy to hear that. I love air fryers. You don't like air fryers?
Speaker A
Taste. They're They do what they do. They're Yes. They're great. Mhm. What's going on? Tiny convection oven.
Speaker A
It's a tiny convection oven. Why does it have a [ __ ] different name? It's a [ __ ] tiny convection oven. Just call it a mini oven. That's all you have to call it. Why they call it an air fryer
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so they can market it as being like fried but healthy. They say it tastes better. It's a tiny convection oven. It doesn't make anything taste better. It's [ __ ] Anyway, and it's a whole different device, too. But mine is still in the shape of a
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microwave. So, they don't even know what they're doing anymore. Oh no, the button says air fry. So [Laughter] that's even worse. It probably doesn't even actually air fry. It probably just microwaves and they're like, "Oh, air fry is big." No, it does. It does work
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though. I mean, it probably I I mean, it works the same like like you said, like a mini convection oven. It just like eats all around and makes it, you know, and like it's like crispy again. That's actually kind of sick then. Yeah, of
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course it's crispy again cuz it's a tiny convection oven. I know. I I No, no, no.
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I know you're agreeing with me. It's just I'm making it clear. I have heard so many people in my life tell me, "No, it makes it taste better. It makes it taste like it's fried when I put like cold fries in it.
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It makes them crispy as if they're brand new, as if they're just fresh fried." And it's like, that's cuz it's a tiny convection oven. You just need to preheat your [ __ ] oven perfectly, properly, and then it would do the same
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thing. What if I buy you an air fryer? I would cry. But then you could keep it in your in your little room, in your office area, and then um if any of your food gets cold, you just throw it in there,
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and you have it next to you. No, that's too off brand. If you if you sent me an air fryer, it's going into the bin. I'm sorry to tell you. Okay, you could have it and use it and just
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not tell anybody. No, I I'm not a hypocrite. It's going in the bin. You You keep the air fryer. You Okay, what if I get you a mini convection oven then? Oh, hell yeah. That sounds awesome. That's really good
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economically. It's really good for the environment. It uses less energy. Single man environment. And then you put on your desk and you can use it to blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah. You find me a tiny convection oven that doesn't call
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itself an air fryer and I'm done. Okay. Then the next time you come over and make me bolognese, I can heat it up in the tiny convection oven. Exactly. You can even put a little cheese on top. Oh,
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hell no. Put in there. Yeah. But don't get pre-shredded. Why? It's so easy. The It tasted different when I used the block parmesan to to to what is it called?
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Great. Yeah. To grate it fresh. Damn it. It took you like 10 minutes to grate that half of a block.
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It's a labor of love because it tastes better. It tasted delicious. I'll give you that much. I still have that second half of the Parmesano Reano. Good. Use it for something. I don't know. I really do need to. It can't be It can't be having
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too much time left. Yeah. Don't waste some good cheese. Maybe I'll just slice it up. I still have a bunch of those crackers left from when I made the shakuderie board, too.
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Oh, true. You could just do that. M cheese and jam. Oh, hell yeah. Do you like fig jam?
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Never had fig jam. That sounds nice. Really? That's what people do. Cheese cracker and fig jam or I guess other jams or like honey.
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Oh, I've never had like a sweet shakuderie board. It's always like olives and then meat and then like sauces and stuff. Well, it's to balance out the saltiness.
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Big jam does sound nice. Maybe next I guess I got to go shopping [Laughter] again. Maybe next time I come over I can prepare a kuchi board. Yeah, get that kuchi going.
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I love you, Kiki. I love you, too. Ain't never going to stop loving you [ __ ] I know you can't get rid of this.
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Damn, I'm straight. Why would anyone want to? Thank you. You can't get rid of me either [ __ ] Of course not.
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Thank you. Thank you for pushing through everything today. Cyborg wins in every universe. True. Well, I I think I would say cyborg.
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Um, what's the word? The fenistrates. I don't know what that means. It is the act of throwing someone out a window.
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Oh no. But what if what am I what's the word? Oh my god. Big word. Don't come into my mind.
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Anti-isestablishmentarialism. Exceed. Preede. Proceed. Proceed or precede? Precede means like to come before. Proceed means like to continue.
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I I was Oh, yes. Thank you. Somebody No, no, somebody said it in my chat. Cyborg.
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No Cyborg transcends every universe. Okay, that works. That's what I mean. That sounds good to me then. Yeah, that's what I believe.
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And a universe ends up going bad, you can just open up a portal to another one.
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Yes, Cyborg transcends every universe. Oh yeah. Thank you for playing all of those lovely games with me. All of those amazing two-player games. I always could count on being able to play those games with you that are like, you know, it takes
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two style or like I was always happy to play them with you and [ __ ] around. I mean, we probably could have like honestly halfed our gameplay time if I wasn't constantly trying to kill you and stuff.
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Yeah, but it would a lot better on that on your side, too. It would be so boring without that. True.
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So, you got to train somebody new at it. Oh my god. Not you telling me already to [Laughter] rebound. Be glad. I haven't told you to take care of the kids yet. That comes in another week in a bit.
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It's okay. I'm already I'm already on it. Oh I know. Okay, come give me a cuddle. Okay, you go get your pizza, Kiki.
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Okay, you go get some rest. I will. It's like so past your bedtime. [ __ ] I didn't even realize that. It's almost 2:00 a.m.
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Yeah, tomorrow off. Yeah, I'm going to go lay down old man style. Yeah, exactly.
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No one's going to be here to cuddle me, though. Well, you'll have to wait for the next time I come over.
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Ah, sounds good then. Okay. Okay. Talk to you soon. Yeah, I'll see you in two days. Yeah, I'll see you in two days.
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Love you, Kiki. I love you, too. Sweet dreams. Good night. [Music] left the call. Okay, I'll leave the call.
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Otherwise, he'll come back and he'll it'll make it more difficult to leave. Obviously, I'm going to keep him on the screen, though, even though he's not in the call. Old Cyborg, thank you guys so much for coming to the final Cyborg collab.
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Don't be sad. I thought I would be really sad. I mean, I've spent enough time being sad really.
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I mean, I could if I think about it too much, then, you know, I'll get sad again.
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But I feel good about how this final collab went. It was really good. really amazingly well-made game, amazing gameplay, amazing plot, and you know, game mechanics and stuff and really hitting me at the end there.
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Um, but please make sure to support him in whatever other universe he ends up in. I I'm staying here. So, you know, I'll hold down the fort.
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I'm doing a lot better than before. Um I will say cuz you know the past few days has been very difficult and this is my first stream since the announcement.
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Um but I feel a lot better than before. Um so please don't worry about me. I mean I I think I am worried I'm more worried about you guys but you know like I said I'm here I'm here for myself for him for all
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of you. changed that hashtag to um Grotborg. Now it's Grotborg. It's It's time for my self-love arc. Oh my god, I can't believe this. Grodborg is canon now. I mean, it should have been canon a while ago, but you know, self- loveve
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struggles. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's not the end end. Of course, there's more. There's like two weeks or something left. Uh there's like a week and a half, I think.
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Yeah. Of streams. So, make sure that you keep that notification bell on his on his channel on so that you can join.
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There's still There's still Noctix collab, the chain together one. He's going to have totus and stuff and things with other people as well.
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So, make sure to keep watching and supporting him till the end. Thank you for always being with us, supporting us, and loving us so much. It's done so much more than you realize.
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Um, and it extends farther than you realize. Yeah. Heat. And for those of you that are not members, um I did post in the membership that regarding the emotes in case those of you that missed it, none of them are
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changing. Um I'm not going to delete any any of them. Um, but I will also trust that, you know, you guys are adults and or you guys at least know how to be respectful. Yeah. But anyway, thank you for watching again.
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It's crazy that this It's crazy that it's almost been six hours this stream. Oh my god. Hi. Hi, Frio.
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And everybody, thank you so much for the raid. I hope we get good stream.
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Hello. Hi guys. to thank you. Oh my god. Please don't watch the VOD. I cried so much. I mean, you can't really hear it cuz I muted, but did you guys finish the game? We did. This game is so awesome. It's
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crazy. I feel like this game is such a good Like like of course since it's made by the same people who made It Takes 2, it's just like this this got to be game of the year. Got to be. I'm looking forward to
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continuing it myself. I'll be watching. Now that I'm finished with the game, everyone who is still playing it, I can't wait to watch them.
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I avoided it for a little bit to avoid spoilers, but now we're done. So, anyone who's still in the process of playing it, can't wait to watch your reactions. Yeah, there are a lot of games this year, but this is like really
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good though. Such a is it what's the word? Predecessor. of it takes two or not predecessor because the word pre is in it right successor. Thank you. Oh my god, Frio has a brain and I am struggling to
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find mine. It's such a good successor of intakes too. Yeah. Spiritual successor. You need to refuel. I really do. I'm so hungry.
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Oh my god. I have a brain. My brain is fighting me all the time.
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So, I don't know if my brain got me. Um, I really didn't expect this game to be this incredibly made.
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I think after maybe halfway through the not even right when the first story began, I was like, "This is so this is amazing.
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The rest of the game is going to be so good. So crazy." But I should read through everything that you guys sent through today before I go. So that um you know so I don't want to delay anymore.
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Let's get started. Um, is he muted? Oh, we we left the call, but I wanted to keep him next to me since I knew he would continue streaming. So, he's talking to his own chat. Is he Did he Is he keeping me on
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the screen? I can't tell. Wait, let me go look. Or is he like playing around with my body like he did before?
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Where did he move me? Where am I? I'm looking at the stream preview. Oh, I'm on the bed. Oh my god.
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Am I moving though? What if I do that? I am moving. Oh my god. Wait, that's so cute though. He tucked me into bed. That's so cute. I'm glad we decided to keep each other on the screens. Scare him by changing outfits.
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Nah. Okay, let me let me let me get started before I get too distracted. Um, okay. So, we have Lunasa, Bong Bang, and Alice.
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Welcome back everybody. Fumi, thank you for the super Kitsuna Jelbees. Joe and Nikki, welcome back everybody.
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Thank you so much. Me and Jenny, thank you for the supas. Thank you. Thank you. He wants me to rest. I know. I want him to rest too, though. Uh Carol and Suen, uh welcome back. Thank you. Thank you.
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Jenny, thank you for the suba again. Thank you. Thank you. Malten. Um, I vic nine.
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Haley, Saudi, and Chica, welcome back everybody. Thank you so much. Tina and Maya, welcome to the Ukiverse. Thank you so much.
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Uh Natsumi Gracie Dinosaur Trashiana Mia Numu, Jennifer, Yan, Rebecca Afuro um, Cheryl, Chewing, Shina Grace Welcome back everybody. Thank you all so so much. Koish, welcome to the Ukiverse.
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Thank you. Thank you. Um Ten Lee, welcome back for 3 years. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Um Fulva, thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you. Uh Mammon, thank you for the super sticker. Thank you. Thank
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you. Robin Yayoi Rosa Rosalia, welcome back everybody. Thank you so much. Ray T, welcome to the Ukiverse.
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Um hold on. By Yun Wang, welcome to the Ukiverse as well. Thank you. Thank you. Hope I said that right. Um, Asahi, Miyabi, Sein, Georgia, and Bean. Welcome back everybody. Thank you so much. Thank you for the Akasupa. Thank
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you. Thank you. Arato. Mo and Pot of Trust. Welcome back everybody. Thank you so much. Sebun, welcome to the Ukiverse.
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Thank you. Thank you. Nachi and Mitsuro, thank you both for the supas. Arato, thank you. Thank you. Mo, welcome back. Caraman, welcome back. And thank you for the 50 gifted.
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Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god. Pigeon, welcome back for two years. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you.
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Reys, thank you for the super. Uh, Chaos, welcome to the Ukiverse. Suzie Su Sulie Tepee Ka Wayman Ka and Puffy. Welcome back everybody. Thank you so much. Um, Jimuni, welcome to the Ukiverse. Thank you. Thank you. Saraphim, welcome back for one
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year. Thank you so much. Hey, thank you. Usachi Ga Akagi, welcome back everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Kilita, welcome back to the Ukiverse. Natsumi, welcome to the Ukiverse as well. Thank you.
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Thank you. Awi and Wayin, thank you for the supa. Thank you. Thank you. Uh Camille, thank you for the supa as well. Thank you. Thank you. Um Haru and Robin, welcome back.
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Kia, welcome back for three years. Thank you so so much. Nati, Ginger, Rapal, D-Day, Ran, Ace, and Ren. Welcome back everybody. Thank you so much. Uh, Joyce, thank you for the supa.
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Thank you. Thank you. Roxy, welcome to the Ukiverse. Polaring, welcome back for three years. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, Yining, welcome back for two years. Thank you so so much. Ye, welcome back for 3 years as well. Thank you.
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Thank you. Mai, thank you for the supa. Thank you. Thank you. Liliana and Tomi welcome back. Jojo, thank you for the supa.
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Thank you. Thank you. Jessie, welcome back. We welcome back for three years. Thank you so much.
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Thank you. Thank you. Yo, thank you for the super sticker. Le Lisa, Liza, sorry. Liza, welcome back. Thank you. Lala, thank you for the aka. Thank you. Thank you. Aato, thank you so much. Uh, Shimi, welcome back. Vivien, thank you
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for the supa. Thank you. Thank you. Minatu Tact uh Ununice Joanna Izzy Bell, Namina Yuki Lynn, Tobi Felicia Wwater Jessica and Mukan, welcome back everybody. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Ku, welcome back for two years. Thank you so
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much. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, CM, thank you for the supa. Thank you. Thank you. Mi, welcome to the Ukiverse. Piney, Jesu, Azunan, Stari, and Lingi, welcome back everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Flower works and Christina, thank you for the
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supas. Thank you. Thank you. Um, Kai and Suzi, thank you both for the Akasupas. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you so much. Um, Xiao, Bea, Stina, and Saiapi, thank you for all the supas. Thank you. Thank you, Arato. Amuletia, welcome back. Thank you. Thank you. Amato, thank you for the Akasa. Arato, thank you so much. Hasa, thank you for the supa as
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well. Arato, Patty, welcome back. Thank you. Yo, thank you for the sua, thank you so much, Arato. Uh, Wu and Te, thank you for the supas. Thank you. Thank you.
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Um Jun Xiao, welcome back both of you. Thank you so much. Um Yuki and Saigo, thank you both for the supas. Thank you.
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Thank you. Ato Stars and Sugar, welcome back. Thank you. Thank you. Nova, thank you for the Akasupa.
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Ato, thank you. Thank you. Kai and Toa, welcome back. Thank you so much Fulva. Thank you for the Akasupa as well. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Um Haru Kota Tra and Yaki, thank you all for the
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supas. Thank you. Thank you. Sophia, Patrishna, um Katsuokun, Kakaru and Polarin, thank you all for the supas as well. Thank you.
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Thank you. Want me to look at his stream? Normally I would say, you know, no pigeon as a rule, but Oh, he put me on his chest. And now I can say I know what his chest feels like because I laid my head
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against it. Chest, hair, and all. Um, Tomi, thank you for the Akasupa. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.
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Um, Maan and Hati, thank you both for the supas. Thank you. Thank you. Cat, Mishu, and False, welcome back everybody. Thank you. Thank you. And False, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you so much. Got my nose. Oh, my feed refreshed. Wait a
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minute. Wait a second. Okay. Um, Sammy and Dumi, welcome to the UK verse. Thank you. Thank you.
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Yongar Pino Chloe Mera Vess Fifi, Omia, Jen, K, Tanong, and Mia, welcome back everybody. Thank you so so much.
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Rosie Potato, welcome to the Ukiverse. Thank you. Thank you. I love potatoes. Um, May Taro and Hosiuki, thank you both for the supas. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, D Kir Jane, Luna, Hua Yan, I think that's how you
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say it. Um, welcome back everybody. Thank you so much. L, welcome back for two years. Thank you so so much. Thank you. Gray, Moshi, Haou, and Sharon, welcome back everybody. Thank you so much. Samari, welcome to the Ukiverse.
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Thank you. Thank you. Um, Umi, thank you for the Zupa. Thank you. Thank you.
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Noah Chiffon Sho Shizuka Umi Star Jelly, and Saki, welcome back everybody. Thank you so much. Uh, Den, welcome to the Ukiverse. Thank you so much. Hat, welcome back for three years.
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Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Shia, thank you for the Zupa. Thank you.
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Thank you. Um B an uh Rudy Sweet Pork Ada Jaja Ice Cream and Ignis. Welcome back everybody.
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Thank you. Thank you. I looked up soulmates on dictionary and a picture of y'all was there. My god. Um Ellie, thank you for the gifted.
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Thank you. Thank you. Leila Starslin and Syanu. Thank you all for the supas. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.
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Of course, I will secretly share stories about him with you guys after everything if anything, you know, happens. If anything comes up. Uh, Catf Renee and Ness, welcome back everybody.
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Alisa, thank you for the Akasupa, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Kan, welcome back. Kiwin, welcome back for 3 years. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Chu and Hint Hinter Heinter. Uh, welcome back. Thank you,
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Sang. Thank you for the Akasupa. Thank you. Thank you. Patricia and Orangey, welcome back.
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Thank you so much. Um, Yisha Ignis Yayoi Amitan 19, and Mirano. Thank you all for the supas.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you all so so much. Thank you for all the amazing words everybody. Thank you so so much. I really appreciate it. Um Minamon, thank you for the gifted. Thank you. Thank you.
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K [Music] Pani Yanko and Yudi. Thank you all for the zupas. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you everybody so so much for today and for all the love and support that you've given to the both of us. Like I said
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before, please make sure to keep loving and supporting him um in every universe, not just this one. And there's more streams coming up and collabs coming up soon before he goes. So, make sure to stop by to watch
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those as well. I'm going to go eat something. Um, my stomach is starting to feel a little bit of pain because I am so hungry, which means I should probably eat something.
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Um, yeah. So, I'm going to go for now. Um, of course, I'm going to send you guys over to him because I think he's going to be going for a little bit longer.
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because uh I think he's reading everything as well. I don't think he's done yet.
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So me first. Me first. Let me raid him before he decides to raid me because who knows? This might be my last chance to raid him. Okay, so we're going to go. Thank you for the supa. Thank you.
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Thank you. too. This might be my last chance to raid him. So, everybody, we got to end this quick. Make sure you stay hydrated, eat something if you're hungry like me. Go show him lots of love and support, and read his rules. Just cuz he
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leave he's leaving doesn't mean you should stop reading his rules. I know you guys don't want this to end. I don't want it to end either, but it's okay.
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We're Everything's going to be okay. All right. Bye-bye, everyone. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. I'll enjoy my meal after it's airfried slash convection ovened and heated up.
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Bye-bye. [Music] Bum bum bum. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] That's all. [Music]
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