Speaker A
[music] Heat. Heat. Um [snorts] I'm I'm allergic to cats, but I got one anyway cuz I love cats.
Uki Violeta and VTuber Dubstep play VALORANT after months away, discussing Viper, Jet, time-displaced lore, and tarot readings.
Key Takeaways
- Viper is widely regarded as a high-skill agent because of gas and lineup management.
- Playing difficult agents can build a distinctive identity and brand for a streamer.
- The stream blends competitive VALORANT gameplay with lore-driven personality content.
- Uki Violeta offers real-life tarot readings to her audience.
What the video covers
- Uki Violeta (NIJISANJI EN) and VTuber Dubstep return to VALORANT after a long break, with chat debating whether it has been three or nine months.
- The streamers discuss their agent preferences: Uki mains Viper, plays Fade and Vyse, and considers Jet her signature agent.
- They argue Viper is one of the hardest agents due to gas management, lineup knowledge, and heavy defensive responsibility, especially after nerfs.
- Uki explains she chooses hard roles and characters, while Dubstep describes doing the opposite and mastering easy picks.
- Dubstep reveals their first NA game was in VALORANT's beta roughly five years earlier.
- The pair roleplay a time-displaced lore concept, with Dubstep introducing herself as a time-displaced YouTuber and both joking about being stuck in this timeline.
- Uki reveals she is a real-life psychic who reads tarot cards and offers readings to viewers.
- The stream includes frequent in-game action, clutches, and reactions, with the streamers noting how well the session is going.
- They reminisce about playing together previously in League of Legends.
- The stream is casual and entertaining, mixing gameplay, banter, and personal anecdotes.
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Speaker A
You know what? Maybe if I I was allergic to cats and I'm in like in the same situation as you, I would I would get one, too.
Speaker A
Okay. Wait. Um, [snorts] is it okay if we play um You said North California.
Speaker A
Where's that? Oh, this one. Yeah. Let me change my thing. Oh my god, I haven't played a Valerant in so long. How long is so long?
Speaker A
Months. Um, [snorts] does anyone in chat know when my last Valerant stream was? Oh, okay. That long. Okay. I That's okay. It's If you can't remember it, it must have been uh really long time ago, like ancient time.
Speaker A
Someone said three months and then another person said nine months. So, those are two very different timelines.
Speaker A
Okay, that's which one is which. Three wins in nine months. Holy [ __ ] I mean, to be fair, if I I if I didn't play Valerant for nine months, maybe I would be in a better mental state
Speaker A
from this game. But you love Valerant. No, I No, no, no. Okay, here's the thing. People thought I love Valerant, but the thing is I'm forced to play Valerant back then and then it was forced into my brain and now I can't
Speaker A
stop playing it even if I hate it so much. Oh yeah, that's that's what it means to be a pro. You kind of give a part.
Speaker A
Oh, that's what it means to be a pro. Be you start to hate the thing that you loved in the beginning.
Speaker A
Mhm. Exactly. Oh, okay. I'm ready whenever. Um, also I have like a Who the hell is this?
Speaker A
Mhm. Who is Who's Veto? Oh. Um, yeah, that's the new Sentinel. Why is he so sexy?
Speaker A
Mhm. He is kind of kind of hot especially when he als you should see.
Speaker A
Wait, he he's not affected by uh utilities. So he is the anti that guy.
Speaker A
Yeah, when he ults. Mhm. You should unlock him. Wait. Oh yeah. What role do you usually play?
Speaker A
like whichever. Um, let me see. Oh, apparently it's been eight months. Wait, are you serious?
Speaker A
Okay, [clears throat] this [laughter] this is cuz I play League. Oh, you play Okay, that's that's fair.
Speaker A
I just uh don't call agents uh champions. Okay. I play Whoa. I guess I play a few different things. I am originally a viper main.
Speaker A
Okay. Wow. And then on certain maps I play fade and then Oh, and then sometimes I also play vice.
Speaker A
Oh, damn. Wait, you're you're playing like the hardest agents in the game, especially Viper. Viper is probably the hardest agent in the game.
Speaker A
Really? Yes. I I genuinely believe so. What? Yeah, cuz this agent you have to keep track of a lot of things like your gas, you need to have smoke lineups, wall lineups. You shouldn't die.
Speaker A
It's It's very different cuz some controllers they like click and smoke but Viper is more of like gas management or something.
Speaker A
Yeah. I mean that's true. I guess I never thought about that. It's just like Oh yeah, Right.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. I just liked her and and then I was and I I just learned it and then Mhm. Well, I don't really have lineups, so maybe that's part of why I just play her because Ah, okay.
Speaker A
I just like I mean, yeah, lineups are not really required, but in a in a high level way is what I'm saying. Like, Viper is the hardest agent, I guess. Like when I play her with other people that
Speaker A
are actually good, they like tell me where I should put my wall. Yeah. Um cuz um to to explain it to you more, uh Viper kind of does a lot of things, especially on defense. Viper kind of stops the
Speaker A
plant, stops the push. Mhm. Stops everything. Like Viper has too much on on her uh hand, too much like responsibility. Yeah, I guess. I felt like that sometimes.
Speaker A
[snorts] You felt like you were supposed to be doing everything right. Yeah. Like there was so much that I have to do and then when they and then they kept like debuffing her.
Speaker A
Oh. And I was just like, well, [ __ ] me. I I I felt like I was more useful before.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like now she has one Molly, the gas uh burns out faster.
Speaker A
Yeah. It's it's it's doomed for [snorts] Viper players cuz I think the reason like half of the reason why [clears throat] it was nerfed, it's because uh it's being reused in pro play like 90% of the time.
Speaker A
Oh, like in every single map, which is crazy. It's It's that uh valuable that that Asian [ __ ] I didn't know that.
Speaker A
Yeah, you're you're playing the you're playing the game in uh hard mode. I seem to do that often is like I choose a lot of hard roles or hard characters and stuff like that.
Speaker A
Yeah. That I end up liking. Oh, damn. That's that's interesting cuz uh I might be the opposite of that. I would always use the easiest to master and then just play around it. Like I would try my best
Speaker A
to be the best on the easiest one. [laughter] But the thing is it's in terms of like competition it's harder because everyone plays that agent, right? Like my my best agent right now is probably Jet. And people I guess know me from
Speaker A
[snorts] this agent. And I even I even have her knife as my earrings. So Jet is uh Jet is my favorite. It's uh it's like it's like it's like my brand.
Speaker A
Yeah, that makes sense. Jet is one of the Oh, yeah. By the way, I I don't think this is my first NA game. My first NA game was Valerant Beta.
Speaker A
Oh my god, that's crazy. [laughter] That was like five years ago. Yeah. [laughter] Oh my goodness.
Speaker A
Holy [ __ ] Yeah. I used to play uh beta cuz I was so excited when this game came out and wasn't Oh my god. Okay.
Speaker A
I um I'm I'm ready whenever, by the way. Okay. Um Oh, wait. Before I press start, would you like to introduce yourself?
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. I am so sorry. Okay. No, no, it's okay. We were we were getting into it.
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah. I had too much had too much fun. Yeah. Thank Okay. Um, [laughter] hi everyone. My name is Dubep, your time displaced YouTuber. I am currently stuck in this timeline, but in my previous timeline though, I used to be a Valerant
Speaker A
pro. It is nice to meet you. Oh my god, you're also stuck in the in the in the in this timeline.
Speaker A
Yes. Oh, wait. Are you also stuck in this timeline? Yeah, because Nocttics all came from the future.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. We're We're like uh timeline people like from different timelines. Oh my god. Okay. Wait, that's insane. [laughter] Yeah, we all came from the future and now we're stuck here.
Speaker A
Oh, h how how was it for you? Cuz I believe you were stuck here first.
Speaker A
I'm stuck here first. [laughter] No, cuz Okay, I was I am I was stuck here for two months. Okay. So, I just got here.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. I see. Hi. Yeah, it's been fine. You know, it's been almost 4 years now. So, it's uh we're pretty used to it now.
Speaker A
But um yeah, for anybody, you said you're streaming, right? [clears throat] Yes. For anyone in your chat that doesn't know who I am, hi everyone. I'm Uki Vleta from Niji Sanjien's Fifth Wave Nocttics. I'm psychic.
Speaker A
Oh, bro. Like I I love the concept of your your thing, your psychic. Yeah. And and I just learned that you guys were in the from the future.
Speaker A
I know. I know. Everyone looks futuristic in your uh in your in your gen and Yeah.
Speaker A
I never knew the whole behind it. I'm like, "Oh, cuz I love cyberpunk." Oh, yeah.
Speaker A
Oh, I could tell. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, [laughter] that makes sense. Like Cyberpunk team. Not uh not the game yet.
Speaker A
I'm still in the middle of playing the game. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice to meet you finally.
Speaker A
Yay. We've been in a call before, but never one-on-one. Oh, that is true. We've been in League of Legends.
Speaker A
Yeah, we played League. Yeah, we're also in the same lane, I believe. Oh, yeah, we were. We were bought by Yeah, you're you're my uh support. I was your uh ADC.
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm My character type is a psychic, but I'm actually psychic also. Oh. Um, I'm sorry. What does that mean?
Speaker A
Like your character type is a psychic, but you're also a psychic. I'm I'm a psychic in real life. Like Oh, wait. Really?
Speaker A
Yeah. I Oh, damn. Wait, that's so cool. I read tarot cards. Oh, yeah. I saw you doing that yesterday, I believe. I was uh I was there, but not really. I was lurking. [laughter] Yeah.
Speaker A
So, if you ever want a reading or if you would like to know anything, want guidance, you can just ask me.
Speaker A
I've never had one, by the way. Like, never in my life. Oh, yeah. It's going to be my uh first time.
Speaker A
That's so fun. I love reading for people that have never had it before. Oh, does it always uh go well?
Speaker A
[laughter] I'm scared. I'm scared, man. Well, it's not about going well or not. It's more just people get readings to learn more information.
Speaker A
Okay, that that's fair. Yeah, he um I guess I'm uh I'm too pessimistic. [laughter] I'll keep I'll keep that in mind.
Speaker A
Okay. Oh, does that information matter or not [laughter] really? [snorts] Because I see a lot of people getting their readings and they're like they're they're describing them themselves a lot. I'm like, "Oh, do do the read the readers uh need those information?" Cuz
Speaker A
I'm confused. We don't need any information. It's more like, oh, they decide to talk about it if they want to talk about it or if they want to like say, "Oh, yeah, that makes sense. This is the type of person I am," or
Speaker A
whatever. And oh, okay. It's up to you. I I can you can tell me as much or as little as you want because I try to just look at everything with an unbiased mind and Mhm.
Speaker A
read as if Okay. So, yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's how it goes. If you're biased, then everything would be too good to be true.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. You should uh I should ask you to uh read my thingy sometime.
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm down. Okay. Oh [ __ ] Do my things change? Oh, no. No no.
Speaker A
Crap. Night market and the store is different. Different. The Roblox gun is in my night market.
Speaker A
Uh oh. The minima. It's the minima gun. Don't Please don't buy. No, I don't like it. I I just call it the Roblox.
Speaker A
Thank god. Okay. Thank god. Okay. My account is level one. This is going to be fun.
Speaker A
Perfect. [laughter] Because I Oh, you haven't played for eight months? Yeah. Yeah. Should be fine. I cannot.
Speaker A
You'll see that Valerant is like Valerant is like a horror game to me. Horror game.
Speaker A
Yeah. Um so you got like jump scares or just horror game in general. Match found.
Speaker A
I had jump scares. We'll make it into a cozy game. Don't worry. I get jump scared so much in Valerant.
Speaker A
Uh oh. Okay. Um Oh [ __ ] I have agents. Holy hell. Oh yeah, you don't have any agents cuz it's [laughter] it's okay. I unlocked one earlier and I chose deadlock. I don't know why, but I chose her.
Speaker A
Oh, perfect. Hold their breath forever. Just go with his name is the mor. That's That's dark. is what?
Speaker A
The morg. The morg. Oh, that's clever. I have names turned off. Oh, yeah. Okay. Like everyone's just ancient names.
Speaker A
Yeah, except for you cuz you're in my party. [clears throat] Oh, yeah. I have that on my uh I used to have that back when when I didn't want to talk to anyone.
Speaker A
And then people mistake me when when I see like pros in my lobby. They're like, "How do you not know me?" I'm like, "Bro, the names are off." And then people thought I was um I didn't like them. I'm like, "Bro."
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh, okay. I just I just um I have no energy, man. I'm playing rank games and I need to talk to you, bro. [laughter] But if you have names off, that means your name is also off for other people.
Speaker A
It is uh but some like in radiant lobbies people can recognize you by voice cuz uh Oh, it's only you guys there. Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah. I think I've played no matter where you start. I can count on one hand the amount of like ranked games I've played in Valerant.
Speaker A
Really? Yeah. I don't rank in Valerant. I don't rank in any game really. Even in League.
Speaker A
I I tried ranking for a while in League, but it's just kind of very It is too hard.
Speaker A
Okay, that's fair. Like, rank games are Okay, hear me out. I don't know. This is like an unpopular opinion, but rank games are overrated and it's not worth it. [laughter] I think it's a Yeah, nothing is happening.
Speaker A
Mhm. Oh, one is on CD. Okay. Hi, S. Come with me. I mean, Jet. Oh my god, his mic.
Speaker A
Oh my god, his mic is so loud. Yeah, it it's so loud. I got to I have to turn mics off.
Speaker A
Spike planted. Last player standing. I mean, we won. to lunch. Wow. [laughter] Okay. Yippee.
Speaker A
Yeah. Easy. Don't get shot. I need my hiking buddy in tiptop shape. Okay, that was um [snorts] Bro, why do I have why do I have um what do you call this?
Speaker A
The the the tutorial. It's telling me how to play. Defenders prevent attackers from detonating the spike. [laughter] Oh my god.
Speaker A
It's cuz it's a new account. It's level one. [laughter] Bulldog is a rifle. Yes, I know. Game.
Speaker A
Somebody's in there. Yeah. One v. My wall's going down. Okay. I'm going to need when your wall goes down.
Speaker A
They're sitting. Oh [ __ ] My bad. They're coming. Four of them. Spike planted.
Speaker A
Nice. Enemy spotted. One city, one beam. Mean, let me explain. Nice. One more here on your right.
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh, wait. They're gone. Oh [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Oh, they went they went behind you.
Speaker A
Nice try. [snorts] Oh, they're dead. Fire needs oxygen. Let me replace this Phoenix's air.
Speaker A
Primary primary weapons are more powerful. You can buy them in the Okay, [laughter] I love reading this cuz it's the first time I've seen this.
Speaker A
[laughter] Sorry. Oh my god. It's okay. Okay. One, man. Fake. That's a That one's real.
Speaker A
Down. Okay. Oh [ __ ] B. One enemy remaining. It's fun. The hunt begins.
Speaker A
Oh, why would she al? Nice. That was her, right? Yeah, we don't have arena. She aled.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah, she did. What? Let us make it permanent. Maybe she thought she would uh one v4.
Speaker A
True. Wasn't powerful. She thought [laughter] she was she was her. Oh, she was not her. I guess I think No, I was going to say maybe this is a level one lobby, but everyone had like what is it?
Speaker A
uh banners and stuff. Yeah. Oh. Oh, the one I picked up is a default Vandal.
Speaker A
Okay. No one's No one's V. Enemy spott. Enemy spott. One enemy remaining. Oh, okay.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. [laughter] 4K. God damn. 4K on this ping. Um, it's it's probably the level level one that counts.
Speaker A
M maybe. Oh, no. Wait. [laughter] He says GG easy. Oh my god. [laughter] That's crazy. We just started.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's uh that felt like a swift play. [laughter] That that did feel like a swift play.
Speaker A
[laughter] What the hell? Okay, good start, I guess. First win of the day. Okay.
Speaker A
And it was like, look at us. We're like top like two the top two frags.
Speaker A
Yeah, for now. Yeah, for now. Yeah, you'll see. Oh, I'll get better. I'm sure. Maybe.
Speaker A
[clears throat] I miss ascent, by the way. Oh, that map is out of the pool.
Speaker A
Like, it's been out for pool. Yes, even this map. Lotus. Oh, even lotus. I miss this map.
Speaker A
Holy [ __ ] Okay, Lotus. I actually play Cipher. Okay, for some reason I'm stays hidden from me. Nothing. I think I'm too scared to play anything else because I've only played cipher and just like I just trip the
Speaker A
whichever areas we don't go. So it's like easy for me to just put some util there.
Speaker A
Like it's easier for Yeah. Like it's easier for you to play the map too.
Speaker A
Yeah. Cipher. I think Cipher is the best sentinel in this um in this map. Next device.
Speaker A
That's That's a really good choice if you ask me. Or I've also played Astra on this map because I was like being funny.
Speaker A
Whatever. Funny. Okay, I can see why. Astra in this map. That's um I've never seen that. He should He should He should show me some. [laughter] Oh my god.
Speaker A
This goes here. We're playing double sentinel, by the way. But I'm not playing Sage as a sentinel.
Speaker A
I'm playing Sage as a Yeah. And uh I'll be your uh your pocket sage.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. I'll heal you. Okay. They coming. See? Oh, they they're in triggered. Spike planted.
Speaker A
Oh my god, I can't put my camera. Wow. [ __ ] I must wait a moment.
Speaker A
Reloading. Nice. One enemy remaining. Can't do anything. Last player standing. Oh, nice try. Whoops. I keep having to Mr. Ice Cube take down the the voice chat off.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's everyone's so loud. I wonder why. Or maybe I have the game too loud. Wait, that goes there.
Speaker A
Yes, this should do. When you run, you make noise that enemies can hear. Walk to move quietly.
Speaker A
Oh my god, [laughter] this is interesting. Like, I legit have never seen this in my life. Oh, five.
Speaker A
Okay. 5 A. Yeah. Amy. Nice. Okay. They gone. Oh, they're not gone. Nice scam. Camera taken. I must wait a moment.
Speaker A
Spike down a spotted. Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] They dipped like going sea.
Speaker A
30 seconds left. He already spike planted. One enemy remaining. Oh, close to me. I heard him.
Speaker A
Last player standing. Oh my god. What? [laughter] Um, nice. [laughter] Whoa. Wow. Okay, I have rest.
Speaker A
You play this game. It's like a different game. watching play. Oh, watch. Oh, I guess so.
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] [laughter] What the hell? I think I think I've played too much of this game. I mean, I've been playing for the past four years every single day.
Speaker A
That's fair. I was going to ask you how long you've been playing. Oh, I've been playing since day one.
Speaker A
Even before beta. Spike down. Oh [ __ ] For everyone. See. Wow. I missed every shotload.
Speaker A
Um, Jet is half HP. Enemy spotted C. One on your right. Enemy spott. One enemy remaining.
Speaker A
Nice. Damn. Okay. Oh, yeah. See, it's the same when you play. We're winning. [snorts] No, I play like my hardware. Don't like a normal person that like I don't know after school I'm just like let me get a few games in or whatever
Speaker A
cuz I have nothing else to do or some [ __ ] like that. [laughter] I mean it looks it looks like you've been playing this game.
Speaker A
Okay. No, let's get set up. Just trying to think of all the things that I've done and have been taught.
Speaker A
Spike down a I must wait a moment. Oh, have you been coached before? No.
Speaker A
Oh, you will not kill my allies. Oh my god, the voice lines are so loud.
Speaker A
What's with my game? Okay. One enemy remaining. Nice. Yay. Yeah. Sure. Hey, let me heal you.
Speaker A
Even if it doesn't matter. Careful. No, both of them. They weren't looking at the smoke.
Speaker A
Oh, I think they were they were busy with with Ka. This goes here. Oh, but Oh, this is a nice You you did a perfect uh perfect timing on the flank.
Speaker A
I love you. Do not uh Oh, yeah. I can tell. Like I'm not that good at it sometimes.
Speaker A
I mean, that was good. Okay. Oh my goodness. Oh my god, guys. Hold on.
Speaker A
What? Two. Three. One enemy remaining. One more on your right. One enemy remaining. Nice. Okay.
Speaker A
Oh my god, that was so much that just happened. [laughter] Everyone was there. Jesus Christ.
Speaker A
Look at this. It It's so like It's so tight in here. Yeah. Everyone just And everyone was there. There were like nine people there. Jesus Christ.
Speaker A
Yeah. And they didn't even try to they didn't even walk into the site ever.
Speaker A
This should [laughter] That's what happens when you open this door. Then everyone just panics.
Speaker A
Yeah. Everyone just Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] Oh, is that okay? This is This is my gun when I have like 150 p. See off right there. Scary. [laughter] Oh my god.
Speaker A
Sorry. He said scary. Oh. Oh. What? Silence. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, behind me in that corner. Neon's running into one enemy remaining.
Speaker A
A Neon was running into B, but [laughter] [ __ ] Oh my god. [laughter] God damn.
Speaker A
Yeah, the the shorty can be really strong sometimes. I'm dead. You were like zoomed in on her.
Speaker A
[laughter] It goes here. So that's how uh that's how you use the shorty. I can see you never go back.
Speaker A
You always go for it. Where are you? Especially when they're close. Are they peing again?
Speaker A
there. Oh my god, they're all stuck there. Where is everyone hiding? triggered. What? Oh.
Speaker A
Oh, there. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. I I can't see. [laughter] Jesus Christ.
Speaker A
Calm down with your flashes. Oh my. Spike planted. One enemy remaining. Oh. Oh. Probably like close left or right. Oh, never mind. Nice. Okay.
Speaker A
Yeah. I want to walk step into the world. Wait, what? What happens here? If you step on the spot.
Speaker A
What? Oh, wait. This is so cool. What the [ __ ] I've never seen this. Yeah.
Speaker A
Oh, this is like arcane. It is my Vandal Victor right? Yeah, my Vandal is the arcane one.
Speaker A
Bro, I love that Vandal so much, bro. If that if I see that in my shop, I'm insta buying it. Can I borrow skin? Oh, that goes there.
Speaker A
Uh, I do not have one. Ultimate orbs give you an alt point, but nearby enemies can hear you picking them up.
Speaker A
Reveal their secrets. Thanks. Okay. Get out of my way. Uhoh. Oh, they're a All right. Careful on you cuz they're like in front of you.
Speaker A
Planning a one more neon in front of you. [ __ ] she's at 80.
Speaker A
Okay, she's on B. Oh yeah, she's in that corner. One enemy remaining. Reloading. What?
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh yeah, he killed him with my van. Oh. Oh, the it's called divergence, I think. Yeah.
Speaker A
Also, I could I could drop you. I'm I'm very maxed out. Oh, I'm also Yeah.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. This isn't This goes here. Assault rifles have long range, high damage.
Speaker A
Oh, they do now. I must wait. They're all here. Okay, I'm opening the door in three, two, [ __ ] [laughter] bro. I suck triggered. Oh, they're still outside the uh like they're stuck there.
Speaker A
Mhm. Enemy spotted. Oh [ __ ] Oh, I'm alive. You good? [ __ ] 74.
Speaker A
How much you hit there? 80. I'm Oh my god. Yeah, she's hit 80, but like she slid through my You were pretty low and you If you were on the same HP as Neon, you you killed Neon.
Speaker A
True. Oh, wow. They want to dance. I'll leave. Can I get a drop? Thanks.
Speaker A
Oh, you earn extra credits by the getting kills. Planning the spike or winning round. This Oh, these are so helpful. I've never had this when I was starting the game.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Wow. Wow. They uh Uhoh. It's C. Yep. All in front of you.
Speaker A
Nice. You're distracting them. my turn. One enemy remaining. That's crazy. [laughter] He was reloading and she still couldn't kill him.
Speaker A
[laughter] They're only human. What? That's crazy. Anyone need anything? I need this. My I'll drop you.
Speaker A
Thank you. [laughter] This is a nice spot that goes there. I am everywhere. Should uh I've got your trail.
Speaker A
Oh, they're probably a Hi, I'm pissed. [ __ ] Oh, you good? I just got hit by the alt.
Speaker A
You will not kill my allies. They might go towards B. Question mark. Never mind.
Speaker A
Trigger. One. Heaven. Oh my god, this is so I'm out. Nobody look at that wire that I did.
Speaker A
Last round. That neon is using my band. Oh yeah. We got to look at the back.
Speaker A
This goes here. Yes, this should do. Wait, I haven't used my rest. Your what?
Speaker A
My rest. Uh my alt. Oh, should uh should do something about this. Oh, it's C.
Speaker A
When I inevitably die, multiple enemies going out 40. Sorry for resting you like this. It's okay. Enemy down.
Speaker A
One enemy remaining. Oh, last. Yeah. See, very low. Nice. Clean. I got the finisher.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. That's That's so pretty. Yay. If they try something I'll see you. Nine tree. Oh, that's not good.
Speaker A
I never heard of the nine tree. Yeah. [laughter] Can somebody jump? Oh, yeah. Have you watched like any like tournaments or not? Really?
Speaker A
This goes here. Tournaments. Yeah, like Valerant tournaments. That goes there. I have in the past or like way way back.
Speaker A
Well, that's fair. It's uh it's a lot more fun back then, right? That was just uh That's okay.
Speaker A
Uh I look I watch League tournaments. Oh, yeah. Me, too. [laughter] Faker is my goat.
Speaker A
Okay, I'm going back to be Rais and I are being so weird. What's happening? Oh.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. I mean, this works. They're chasing now. Oh my. [laughter] You hit everyone like a little bit.
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh, I did. Yeah, I hit 12 and Sage for 78. Okay, that's so funny.
Speaker A
Okay. Um, yes, this should do. I'm going to buy a judge. This goes here. A judge pass the light from me. [laughter] Wait, what is this?
Speaker A
It's expect the unexpected. They might just run like on the right side and then Mhm. Mhm.
Speaker A
I see the vision. Yeah. And I lowkey support the vision. Beautiful flash. Oh, what the [ __ ] Uhoh.
Speaker A
Oh my. Oh, but she saw you. One enemy remaining. I heard neon here now.
Speaker A
OH, [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] you don't know. I love this gun. The the judge Leo hates this gun, but I do love it.
Speaker A
[laughter] This is my spot. That's crazy. I have my rest. Okay, I have my ultimate.
Speaker A
Oh, they walled up B and I'm going to break it with my judge. Reloading.
Speaker A
Uhoh. What the Oh, wait. Let me your duty is not Oh, wait. What was that? From the door.
Speaker A
I got Yeah. Well, from the door. From the door. Oh, [ __ ] From C.
Speaker A
Wow. She did that. M. We should go A cage triggered. Oh 40. Okay. Oh, thank you. Whoever did this, what? He didn't come in.
Speaker A
Head shot. [laughter] One enemy remaining. [laughter] Oh, wait. People are getting mad at me for using that gun. It's It's all right.
Speaker A
I can drop you, by the way. I need this using judge. Yeah. Oh, I said it's disgusting.
Speaker A
[laughter] It is pretty like Oh, it's pretty BM. Disgustingly good. It feels BM at least.
Speaker A
Oh, does it? Okay, that's interesting. I've I've heard a lot of people look at it like that.
Speaker A
Oh, we're going silent now. Reloading. Okay, I'm opening the door. Found you. They found my wild.
Speaker A
Someone's coming from behind. Cage triggered. I'm going to do something crazy. One enemy remaining.
Speaker A
Okay, last one is back of a side. Oh my god, bro. [laughter] [ __ ] Nice.
Speaker A
Attack. Yeah. GG. A full game. Yeah. Yay. Oh my god. If I didn't camera just then, I wouldn't have known that she was coming right in front of me.
Speaker A
That was a risky but a good camera. [laughter] Yay. Mhm. Nice. See, we're we're doing fine. Fine.
Speaker A
Are we? Yeah. Are we? We are. For Are you Are you enjoying the games? I'm maybe I'm getting too much skills.
Speaker A
[laughter] Getting what? I'm getting too much kills that you you couldn't play the game anymore.
Speaker A
This is great. Okay. This is great. I'm I'm just surprised that I'm getting kills.
Speaker A
You're you're you're good. You look the way you said that. You don't have to lie to me. It's okay.
Speaker A
No. No. No. No. Okay. Wait. [laughter] Okay. Okay. You told me you haven't played for eight months, right? By the way you're playing, it doesn't look that way. It's what I'm saying.
Speaker A
Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. I I genuinely believe so. You're very nice. Um I'm just stating facts, but thank you. [laughter] Yeah, you know, you should uh You should uh trust my judgment on this game. Okay, that's true. I shouldn't question
Speaker A
[laughter] X an XPro. Yeah, as an XPro. It's been it's been over a year, so I'm match.
Speaker A
I think I'm I'm really not that good anymore. Oh my god, the same map. [laughter] Oh, that's crazy. Well, uh, you wanted to see Astra. Okay, I will play the What do I play? Let me play the SOA.
Speaker A
I'm I'm interested to see this. I'm looking forward. Really, all I do is I put a star at the entrance of each side, [snorts] like on three sides. Okay. [laughter] Or what I've done, that's one way to do it. What I've done
Speaker A
in the past is when we're planting, I put two on B and I use them immediately and we run in.
Speaker A
Oh, that's that's pretty standard. Yeah. Oh, awesome. Yeah, that's that's how we do. I was like I was just being a little silly. Haha.
Speaker A
I thought uh what you meant was you're like uh trying to pull your teammates, trying to stun your team. [laughter] So honestly, I couldn't even do that if I wanted to.
Speaker A
Oh, you're that nice, huh? No, I just wouldn't be able to know how and like the timing and stuff.
Speaker A
The secret of this place. Okay, maybe I should teach you how to be a little [laughter] kid.
Speaker A
Uh, okay. How do I do this again? Here we go. Okay, now if I You like playing the hardest agents. I swear to God, that is the hardest. No, not the hardest, but that's second to Viper.
Speaker A
That'll work. I mean, I don't consider Viper a controller, but yeah, if if Viper isn't a controller, that's the hardest um controller to to play.
Speaker A
It it's it requires so much uh brain power. Okay. Oh, taking that back. Sorry.
Speaker A
Consume it. Shadows traveling. Revealing area. Let's go see. Let's go see. I'm sorry. I was deep in.
Speaker A
It's okay. It's okay. I got one though. You did your job. One enemy remaining.
Speaker A
Oh, Sage is [ __ ] it up. Last player standing. Oh, she's telling me 60 Okay, we won.
Speaker A
Wow, you were distracting her. [laughter] And you died. That's what you call winning a round without shooting. [laughter] I'm That's crazy cuz uh I believe if I if I taken the fight there, I would lose.
Speaker A
Okay. That'll work. That's not BM. Okay. That's uh that's playing it with strategy. Need that back.
Speaker A
Obscuring vision. Taking that back. Reloading. Ow, I am so blind. Oh, chamber's one HP.
Speaker A
Someone is flanking as well. Thank you for the heal. One enemy remaining. Whoa. Wow. Any guns. Ghost.
Speaker A
Oh, I don't have to do anything. Let's see now. I mean, you're smoking for us. Can I get this? Oh, appreciate it. Wow, everyone's so nice and unrated.
Speaker A
This is very rare. Oh, is it? Nice. We should go. pulling them in. Oh, thank you.
Speaker A
I'll watch behind it. One enemy remaining. My ultimate is ready. Oh, damn. Last player stand behind the wall.
Speaker A
Oh, nice. We won, [snorts] bro. man. What's wrong with this? Yeah, what's wrong with this rain?
Speaker A
Continue on our path. It is righteous. I'm going above. Why didn't I run? I don't want to type.
Speaker A
[laughter] It's okay. I mean, you didn't have to. We won. You just had to. Yeah, we won.
Speaker A
I mean, if she killed me early on, then I was trying not I was trying to have it so she wouldn't find me.
Speaker A
There they are. Oh. Oh my goodness. What the [ __ ] I hit obscuring vision.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, one sec. Uh I think two. Yeah. One enemy remaining. Three kill. Revealing area.
Speaker A
There they are. The wall bang. Oh my god. Yeah. Wow. Are you ready? You must cultivate a sense of calm.
Speaker A
We win those, bro. Can we can we get out of this map? [laughter] Sick of playing this.
Speaker A
Yeah, that'll work. I mean, I missed it, but I don't know if any of these are working.
Speaker A
Your smokes. Yeah, I mean, your B smoke is really good. Recovering it. right here.
Speaker A
Pulling them in. Down. Spike down a target. Okay. I don't think we can go a spotted.
Speaker A
Oh my goodness. My ultimate is ready. What the behind you? Conceal it. [snorts] Nice.
Speaker A
One enemy remaining. Last player standing. Nice. Wow. Okay. Did them play for eight months, by the way?
Speaker A
I keep having to turn off the voice chat. Oh, wait. Didn't you mute yourself already? [snorts] I thought I did. Wait, let me go my settings.
Speaker A
I think it's over audio and uh voice chat. Yeah. Oh, team. It's team voice chat, I believe.
Speaker A
Off. What is it? Protect the others. [snorts] Nice. Good clutch. Holy [ __ ] Yay. I didn't even think that would happen.
Speaker A
That's the thing. Comes naturally. Oh [ __ ] I drone in front of of their face.
Speaker A
Oh no. Don't press me. Obscuring vision. Oh. Oh, you gave me my gun. Thank you.
Speaker A
The hunt begins. Reloading. Reloading. Reloading. Joke's over. Find us. You're dead. Unless run away.
Speaker A
Oh, it's a phoenix. Taking that back. Okay, he's gone. [snorts] Planted. Oh, [ __ ] me. That scared the [ __ ] out of me.
Speaker A
Wow. Jesus Christ. One enemy remaining. Holy [ __ ] [laughter] Wait, where did they come from?
Speaker A
From here from drops. Yeah. Yeah. She came from there and while I was in my heading to the above while I was astral.
Speaker A
Yeah. As you have said, sometimes it's a horror game. Bro, I I don't know why, but when I play Valerant, I don't get surprised, but when I play horror games, I am so scared. [laughter] Like I would literally pause the game
Speaker A
and compose myself. [laughter] Conceal it. But when I play Valerant, it's different. Enemy marked.
Speaker A
Cover going out. Ouch. Pro. I got deleted. Enemy spotted. Stealing sight. Fusing. Last player standing.
Speaker A
No. Oh, NT. Okay. [ __ ] I took too long. I was trying to figure out how to alult.
Speaker A
Oh. Um, do you know how already I can teach you? I have to place two stars, right? And then Oh, and then I right click.
Speaker A
Yeah, right click and then left click again and then Oh my god. Like it's like Ireelia, I think, like her stun. Something like that.
Speaker A
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're good. Reconing. Reloading. Out of the charges. I'm about to die, huh?
Speaker A
Oh. planted. Reloading. Can't use that yet. Whoops. Last player standing. Uh oh. I might be dead. The [ __ ] You don't need stars for your alt. What?
Speaker A
Yeah. There's no way. Yeah. Teaagging in 202. Lame. Um, wait. You don't need stars.
Speaker A
Yes, you don't. cuz um you only need your ultimate orbs. So Oh, you right click, you left click to like change the view and then what?
Speaker A
Checking the situation and then I believe you right click again. Oh, okay. Without Now spike dropped.
Speaker A
What the I have the spike. Okay, let's go see. [snorts] Oh. Oh, maybe we took too long.
Speaker A
Nice. Reloading. I'll cover you. I'm blind. Holy [ __ ] planted. Without a star, I cannot consume it.
Speaker A
One enemy remaining. Oh. Oh. Oh, you did it. I just figured it out. But I actually didn't also because I just clicked.
Speaker A
I just kept clicking. We strike. [snorts] Oh, I just clicking left and right. I explain it to you cuz I forgot about it.
Speaker A
I mean, you got it. That's uh It was like right and then left and then right again, right?
Speaker A
I I don't even know. [laughter] You want to play? Let's play. pulling them in.
Speaker A
Take flight. Oh, no one see someone's there. Someone's there. Okay. Uh, one outside me.
Speaker A
Something in front of you. Oh [ __ ] too late. [snorts] One enemy remaining.
Speaker A
Damn. Our team is uh they're demons. They are. Oh, look at them. Holy [ __ ] Deep breaths everyone. Your hearts are pounding.
Speaker A
Wild. Checking the situation. That will work. Right there, bro. Let me claw through them. revealing area.
Speaker A
that. Oh, that's Oh, sorry. Okay. Wait, I didn't hit that one. I'll hit you.
Speaker A
You're done. Joke's over. You're dead. I need a stop. Conceal it. Perfect. 30 seconds left. One enemy remaining.
Speaker A
Nice. Whoa. This is crazy. Mhm. We're destroying them. I'm going above. You know, when I play when I play Astra, I'm like 90% of the time in that state.
Speaker A
[laughter] Like I never shoot anyone cuz uh my teammates always ask me for things.
Speaker A
I'm just playing a different game over here. Yeah. [laughter] Exactly. Oh my god. Consume it.
Speaker A
Wait, that didn't happen. Your duty is not over. Pulling them in for you. Oh my goodness. Spike down a block.
Speaker A
One stairs and one a I have the spike. And then Raina was at C.
Speaker A
Yep. Still at C. Last player standing. Run. [laughter] Nice try. If you made it.
Speaker A
Oh, he was waiting for me. Switching sides. Oh yeah, chamber was there wouldn't have mattered anything.
Speaker A
Heading to the above. [snorts] That'll work. That'll work. Why are they fighting? [clears throat] I'm muting all of them.
Speaker A
[snorts] Oh, I already have enemy chat muted. So, I don't even know what's going on.
Speaker A
I mean, even even teammate chat. No, team chat is always going to be Okay, they're coming. Okay. Fast spike planted.
Speaker A
Oh my goodness. Uh poor a vision. Okay. One's in drop. One is one is probably never mind.
Speaker A
Too easy. Too easy. Enemy remaining. No [ __ ] way. What the What? Yeah.
Speaker A
Let's go. [laughter] What the [ __ ] I'm confused. What just happened? Uh, you're insane. That happened.
Speaker A
[laughter] [snorts] They double push you. You double kill them. You're just better, I think.
Speaker A
What? Yeah. They missed every shot. [laughter] I mean, you you capitalize. They missed and you hit [laughter] [gasps] I go right there.
Speaker A
Mhm. Pulling them in. Pathetic. Okay, they're coming here. Spike planted. sight. One enemy remaining.
Speaker A
Hey, where's this guy? What? Huh? Wait, I saw Ray. I I saw Ray down here.
Speaker A
Oh, like behind I think Grace is behind the wall. Oh, they were they were behind the wall.
Speaker A
Oh, [laughter] let's see now. Okay, let me let me start before I change. I'm going to break this.
Speaker A
Reloading. I am going to drone. Oh my goodness. Everyone's there. Jesus. [laughter] God damn.
Speaker A
I got [ __ ] too. Bro, this shotguns should not be allowed in this game.
Speaker A
Spike planted. All right. Last player standing. One enemy remaining. Oh, what? Okay, [snorts] sure.
Speaker A
I guess I guess the team doesn't need us. Oh, wait. What? That's so cool. That's such a cute uh [snorts] It's a new um what do you call it?
Speaker A
Something something flex. It's the new flex, right? I think it's called Flex. I have no idea.
Speaker A
I haven't played in eight months. All right. You haven't been here for for months. Okay.
Speaker A
[snorts] [snorts] I Okay, that one's V probably DC. Hey, this guy is cracked. Oh, enemy. [snorts] He's running away.
Speaker A
Enemy spotting C. Spike planted. Joke's over. You're dead. Reloading. Oh. Uhoh. I I don't have calm aim.
Speaker A
Last player standing. You don't have what? Calm aim. Oh, so you kind of shake when you shoot, right?
Speaker A
Um, nothing. I try not to, but it's mostly like once I start shooting, I don't like stop to readjust.
Speaker A
Oh, [snorts] I just I just keep holding it down. Don't rush me. Oh, yeah. Since you've said that, have you played any like tack shooters in the past? Like besides Valerant?
Speaker A
[snorts] They demand a fight. Who are we to disobey? Like uh any game? [laughter] Not really. Like any FPS game.
Speaker A
Left for Dead. Oh, okay. Now I see why you're like holding it down. [laughter] Cuz sometimes the the games you play in the past, it kind of it kind of shapes how you play. other FPS games like trust me when when I
Speaker A
played the Pan for the first time bro I was holding it down I wasn't stopping also cuz I played CS knocking them you thought you were spike down a what the [ __ ] he's back of over [laughter]
Speaker A
Nice. I distracted him. Yeah. All you also, didn't you play Apex? Um, I've tried to play Apex in the past.
Speaker A
Mhm. It's a whole other thing. It is. It is a whole different game. It is. It is. Cuz I can't play a Apex [snorts] properly. I I just suck at that game.
Speaker A
Anything that needs uh movement, I can't play it [snorts] cuz I my brain needs to stop when shooting. But apparently that's not the way for Apex.
Speaker A
Yeah. You have to keep moving. Yeah, that's the thing. I can't play games like that.
Speaker A
I think I'm pretty okay at Fortnite. Fortnite? Yeah. No build Fortnite. [snorts] Oh, bro. I love that. I love that mode.
Speaker A
That's the only mode I play. No build Fortnite. Yeah, Fortnite has pretty Apexy aim though. I think it does. But [snorts] I don't know. Maybe it's because Apex has people that are too good.
Speaker A
Oh, that's true. That is true. Fortnite has more like less movement. Yeah. Yeah. And there's also more normal people.
Speaker A
[laughter] Normal people. Like, you know, normal everyday people. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] People play the game for fun people is what you mean.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. So, I have a little bit more of a chance, I guess. Oh, that's fair.
Speaker A
I mean, look at you and Valerant. You're you're doing great on our games. Oh my god. Thank you.
Speaker A
Mhm. This does not look like the person who haven't played for a for eight [laughter] months. That's crazy.
Speaker A
[snorts] like casually going back to Valerant after eight months. I could uh I could never play I could never go a month without playing Valerant.
Speaker A
And to me, that's more than I can do. Like I I don't really like I don't really love the game. I just I feel like it's part of me now. Oh. Oh my god.
Speaker A
That's so crazy to say about a game. You don't even like it. It's just part of you. [laughter] It is.
Speaker A
Cuz I feel like what Oh, okay. I love this map. You [snorts] hate this map? Uh, that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker A
I don't have a lot of experience playing it. What if we play triple sentinel?
Speaker A
[snorts] Oh my god. Crazy. Wouldn't Wouldn't that be fun? Okay. [snorts] Yeah. Let's go [laughter] down.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's what I like. [snorts] Oh, I'm I'm about to get vice ded. No, you are going to vice d.
Speaker A
Look at them. They got that car and the banner and their title's aura. Oh, I mean look at you. You have the cute jellyfish and the cat face, right?
Speaker A
Cat mouth. [laughter] Yeah, [snorts] the cat mouth. Yeah. I mean, look at me. Oh, wait. I'm level two. They have to watch out.
Speaker A
Yeah, they they know a smurf when they see one. [laughter] I'm not. This is my This is my NA account. Okay.
Speaker A
This is not No. Can I get this? No. Smurfing only applies when you're not using your account, I think.
Speaker A
Not really. [snorts] I guess. [laughter] Wait, what is Vice holding? Wait. Oh, the wall. It look like you were holding a hamburger. Hamburger.
Speaker A
Like look. Yeah. Oh, they're not. Okay, maybe I'm hungry. [laughter] Maybe you should eat something.
Speaker A
Oh, we killed those. No, they got rid of my flash. Placing enemy spotting grenade.
Speaker A
Spike down a launching activated. [groaning] Heaven. One enemy remaining. Oh. Oh, what the hell? [snorts] I don't even know what happened. I'm just here like [laughter] looking up and down like cool. Yeah. Nice. I mean surviving is part of the game. So you did that
Speaker A
I guess. I guess so. Cuz the longer you survive in postf the better for our true.
Speaker A
Oh I I got a 10 on the other vice. [snorts] Vice [laughter] Oh my god, I almost fell down.
Speaker A
Okay. Oh, we're just running it down. [snorts] Oh, wow. Night. Oh, poor guy. All tripped.
Speaker A
They're all tripped. One enemy remaining. Team [snorts] Oh my god, I just saved the jet's life.
Speaker A
Mhm. Their brimstone will learn what real leadership looks like. She dashed into the wall.
Speaker A
Our jet. Yeah. Oh my god. Bro, if if Valerant was realistic, jet dashing into a wall should uh like cause damage, right?
Speaker A
Yeah. [snorts] Stay safe. That should hurt. [snorts] Not ready yet. Oh, wow. They instantly destroyed it.
Speaker A
Yeah. deployed. Thorns activated. [snorts] Grenade out. Enemy spotted. One enemy remaining. Oh. Oh, Jesus.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. That was [snorts] so scary. Aries, who buys that? I haven't seen that gun in like years.
Speaker A
Who's carrying it around an Aries? The [laughter] [ __ ] You know, they should do something about that gun. Nobody buys that.
Speaker A
Round three Aries is crazy. Oh, true. And round three Aries is actually crazy. How about the Odin? Do you like the Odin?
Speaker A
I don't like either of them. No stop in there. The Odin is so cool though.
Speaker A
I think the Odin is also BM. Really? No, it's it's an actual gun. It's It's a lot more expensive.
Speaker A
No one's here. Bro, we have so many traps when we enter the [laughter] We have so much [ __ ] Holy ripare.
Speaker A
You're dead. Okay. My blind is dead. Oh god. Oh my body. Oh heaven. It fell down.
Speaker A
Yeah. One enemy remaining. Last player standing. Watch this. I'm going to make him sit down for me.
Speaker A
I don't know. Calculated. Yeah, definitely. That's crazy. Control their choices. [snorts] You did make him sit down in the end permanently.
Speaker A
[laughter] Jesus Christ, [laughter] bro. [snorts] But the thing is when I peak I I couldn't even shoot. I'm like dead.
Speaker A
It's the ping. It is. Now I Now I feel how you you felt you played the League.
Speaker A
Yeah. Not ready yet. Uhoh. I mean, they got him. What am I watching? Oh, two backside.
Speaker A
Yeah. One enemy remaining. One more. Yeah. On your right. Yeah. our lives. I think that was our teammate's uh ultimate earlier.
Speaker A
Oh, it's okay. That can uh get confusing sometimes. Me just scared of everything. Valid to be honest.
Speaker A
Hello. The [ __ ] is this? Hello. [laughter] Now we wait. Oh, not ready yet.
Speaker A
Bro, the the million traps we have. Oh my god. I feel so bad for them. Look at the map. [laughter] Um, I'll watch your heaven. So, I got it.
Speaker A
Someone is there. Yeah. Okay. I got their heavenestroyed. One enemy remaining. Heavenless. Nice. [laughter] Vice 10 damage by working. Double check it, please.
Speaker A
This time it was 40. Oh, that's like four times that [laughter] person before. No, that's crazy.
Speaker A
This map. Yeah, we could even play defense with tree sentinel. [snorts] They didn't want to deal with the sentinels. They saw the traps.
Speaker A
They're like, "Guys, it's going to be like this every round." [laughter] Oh my god, that was such a chill game.
Speaker A
We just plant and then we set up all our traps in there. [laughter] Yeah. And then we wait.
Speaker A
Yeah, we wait. We wait and we win. Insane. Am I stiff though? I was actually below the other vice in the scoreboard. But wait, really?
Speaker A
Yeah, cuz we I'll if you look at performance, right? Look at performance. How is it looking for you?
Speaker A
See vice one zero. You killed them. They didn't kill you. Vice match found. How do you read this?
Speaker A
Oh. Um, okay. So, performance kills your you kill them on the left side, right?
Speaker A
And then they kill you on the right side. So, one means you kill them once and zero means they never killed you.
Speaker A
[snorts] Okay. I don't think I explained it properly, but I'll tell you later when you see Okay. [laughter] Oh, Split. My favorite. Not my favorite, but I like this man.
Speaker A
Time to play Sage. They got your Viper. They did. Are you not? But F. Okay, I could.
Speaker A
Vice is also good. Everyone is afraid [snorts] of something. I think this is the first time the games in a Valent stream have all gone so well.
Speaker A
Really? Yeah. It feels strange. Yeah. Like I said, I'm going to make it cozy for We're going to make it cozy for everyone.
Speaker A
Very chill. I really like that. Mhm. Maybe it's also because of the account I'm using.
Speaker A
It's kind of new. [snorts] Yeah. Give it a week or two. That's true. Yeah. And then uh Oh, and then Yeah. Yeah. And then it's going to be fun. [laughter] Uhoh.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Disgusting. [snorts] [laughter] One enemy remaining. Nice prowler. They're blind with fear.
Speaker A
Blind with fear. [laughter and snorts] B main inside Bane. Corner left. Nice. On good.
Speaker A
Wow. Awesome. Good seeds there. You You saved me. Heart rate. I mean, I died, but you saved me before I died.
Speaker A
It's insane how I get like 160 ping cuz I remember when I played beta I had like 300 ping.
Speaker A
Three? Yeah. 300. [laughter] That's [ __ ] I really wanted to play the game that bad.
Speaker A
I had fun though for 300. A I don't hear anything. sewer. Yeah, I think close to my wall.
Speaker A
Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, two more. [ __ ] me. Holy [ __ ] That's That's [snorts] for uh killing you.
Speaker A
Thank you. The other two are mid. They might be going be mean. One enemy remaining.
Speaker A
She's just waiting in the corner. What? Never mind. Barely working. My ready. Sure. They're just batteries and I need a recharge.
Speaker A
I had a feeling somebody was close, but they were already under me. That's [snorts] insane though. They walk all the way here.
Speaker A
Yeah, they didn't make a sound until the last moment. [laughter] Okay. That's That's horrific.
Speaker A
Yeah, for real. Oh, they're they're broke. Where are you? Oh, I hear beaming. Okay, I'll help you.
Speaker A
Good seas. They're like close. Um. Uh oh. One more. Nice. Oh, this guy is missing.
Speaker A
Are they in spawn? Oh my goodness. Oh no. No [ __ ] way. What a freak.
Speaker A
Yeah. The [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] That was a good shot by them.
Speaker A
[snorts] Just waiting for me there like a [ __ ] psycho. [laughter] Thank you.
Speaker A
I don't know who's more psycho [snorts] though, the sage using the judge or that that lock waiting there.
Speaker A
They don't have a chance. Where are you, [ __ ] [snorts] I think it's a Oh [ __ ] Okay.
Speaker A
[snorts] Hey, they're gone. Spike planted. Oh. Uhoh. Wow. Reloading. stealing sight. Take hold. [snorts] One enemy remaining. [laughter] Jesus. So much.
Speaker A
We won. I don't know what happened, but we won. Uh, you should take this here. I will not die here.
Speaker A
It's okay. Okay, I'll take it. I can't think. them unweave our world. That's a vandal. No, I'm not using a Now I know how annoying my You don't like vandals?
Speaker A
Um, not really. Like just in this map in general, I like the judge and also my bang.
Speaker A
I feel like operator and the judge is the only gun I could use comfortably in this B.
Speaker A
I hear beaming. Careful. Oh. Oh my goodness. Oh [ __ ] I've got your trail.
Speaker A
[ __ ] me. Oh, they're in. They're both on sight. Spike down. Oh, I'm dead.
Speaker A
Oh, no. One enemy remaining. Wait, this Raina is This is crazy. Yeah. 14 140.
Speaker A
Wow. Okay, this RA is definitely not you. They move like a crazy person. Yeah, they do.
Speaker A
The way they did that was so weird. They're just like Oh. Oh, defenders win.
Speaker A
Another swift play, I guess. That's crazy. This has never happened to me so much in one stream. Wait, [laughter] really?
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Yes. This is the craziest Valerant stream I've ever had. [laughter] Um, I Yo, their name is Super God. They really are.
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Oh, Super God. A244. Sure. Super God. 200 Egon. You No. No. [laughter] No way.
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This is so crazy. Um, give me one moment. I'm gonna Yeah, take your time. my cat.
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Okay. Also, hi uh dummy. Hello. Bro has higher econ rating than ACS actually. Yeah. 13 13 130.
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Oh yeah. What the [ __ ] How did this happen? Higher econ rating than ACS.
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I've never seen that. What? Oh, I guess. Okay, guys. Look. This is the first time I've used my account, right? I have never lost single game.
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Isn't that insane? I'm 100% win rate. Also, good morning everyone. I'm 100% win rate.
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Please do not jinx. What is your highest win streak? Um, probably probably uh wait, let me see.
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I think the highest win rate I got is probably like nine nine win streak or 11 like around those numbers. Yeah, like in a rank game.
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So many victory. Yeah, you're just him, I guess. No, no, no, guys. It's uh Look at this account. It's level three.
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And I mean it it's it's the level of the account, guys. It's, you know, also Jenny, thank you so much for the 100 bits.
Speaker A
No, thank you for the 100 bits. It's It's the new account. It's uh It's not me.
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Wait. Card is neat cuz Okay, this account I use this account to play TFT on NA cuz when I play um when I play what do you call this? When I watch No, when I play the Boxbox boot
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camp. So I have to play on NA servers and I created this account for that purpose and yeah I guess I can use it for Valerant now too. Apparently we never have such smooth Val stream.
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[laughter] Is is he really serious that we never had a smooth Val stream like this?
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I mean, what can I say? Only up from here. [laughter] I mean, that's that's comforting to uh to hear.
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Oh, this is really the first time. Oh, actually. Okay. I I mean uh I'm happy to contribute to the cause to the smooth Valerant stream cause I am contri contributing on the uh on the cost toxicity really low today. [laughter]
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Okay, I see. [clears throat] Yeah, when he plays with Claude and I, they're immortals. Hi, Leo. [laughter] Wait really?
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Oh, yeah, cuz you guys use your account. Yeah. Oh my goodness. [laughter] Can I do a manly voice? Wait, my voice is not manly. But this is how I normally speak though.
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What do you mean? [laughter] Also, Leo, bro, playing on 100 ping, it made me realize a lot of things because I've the last time I played on 100 ping was like probably like beta cuz beta was only NA, right? And I remember having
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300 ping and now I have like 150, which is okay. It was is still kind of playable. But, bro, this this is crazy.
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I I don't know how you guys play with 100 things. A deeper Oh, my deeper voice. I mean, I don't have a deeper voice. Maybe when I speak like this, it's kind of deeper like that.
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Wow. Oh, sorry. [laughter] You were listening. I Excuse me. I just got back. Oh my god.
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What an awesome moment. [laughter] I uh that didn't happen, I guess. [laughter] What's going on in your stream?
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Oh, they were asking if I could speak in a manly voice. Then I asked them, "Wait, my voice isn't manly enough for you?" [laughter] And then they were like, "A deeper voice?" Oh. I'm like, "Oh, yeah. Okay. Manliness is subjective.
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It is. That's what That's what I'm saying. Like, what do you guys mean? But yeah, that's uh that's a story behind it.
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That's pretty awesome. And Leo said, "I'm sure you'll get used to 100 ping." No, I won't. And [laughter] I will never get used to this, bro. I I couldn't even play I couldn't even play properly on 70 ping.
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I think you play very properly right now. Oh, I uh [laughter] really uh I mean it's it's probably the account like like I'm saying it's still it's still in the process of uh what do you call this?
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Cali raving I think. I mean, we had five games and all of them were insanely one-sided.
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Yeah, it's kind of crazy. I've never had a, like I said, I've never had a stream like this.
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Yeah, that's what they're saying, too. They're like, "This is actually the first time." I'm like, "Oh, wait. You're You're serious. This is actually the first time." Also, my account, FYI, it's on a 100% win streak. [laughter] That's This was
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the the the game we played earlier. That's my first battle on on this account on NA. Yeah.
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Oh yeah. Like if you look at my [snorts] since I haven't played in eight months, my career now is all the games we've just played.
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Oh, and it looks crazy. Yeah, I It's It looks so clean. Yeah, it looks so green.
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And it's about to go red. No, we [laughter] No, we we never think about that. Okay.
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Okay, you're right. Mhm. It'll stay clean because of you. [laughter] No, honestly, I'm just here. I'm just along for the ride.
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Yeah, you should uh you should keep vibing and enjoy uh enjoy the ride, I guess.
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[laughter] I'm enjoying it quite a lot. Okay, that's uh that's great to hear. There will be more. I'm pretty sure there will be more.
Speaker A
Okay. Oh, yeah, guys. I'm I'm using a VPN. Sorry. You were saying I just said okay.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's going to be a long travel. So, so why did you put TFT in your Oh. Ah, about that. Um, okay. So, I explained this earlier. I use this account to play the Boxbox boot camp. I don't know if you know that it's a
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tournament for content creators and I use Yeah, I use this account solely for the purpose of TFT.
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I have never it it has never crossed my mind that I'm going to use this for Valerant.
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Maybe time to change the tag, I guess. [snorts] Yeah. What's this? Oh, it's Abyss again.
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Oh, you're right. I mean, a best we haven't really played it properly. Yeah, they surrendered on round five.
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Uh, let me play deadlock again. Yeah, double sentinel. Let's go. [ __ ] it.
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In all these games, I haven't seen Veto. Oh, you're right. Wait, I should have unlocked him so you could uh see the agent.
Speaker A
No. Hey, let's request. Can you play V though? Thank you. But did I need two dualist, bro? No, he didn't even say. Okay.
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Damn. You know what? Sure. [snorts] I got shut down like that so fast. I didn't even think about it. I was like, we need to do this.
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[snorts] I just wanted I wanted to show my friend Vo. What's wrong about that?
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[laughter] I'll see it eventually. Maybe. True. Maybe on the next game. Wait, could I even unlock a new agent? I don't think so.
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Oh, do I? Oh, I have to do this again. Oh, text. Okay, the voice is Okay, I see.
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What? What do I even say? Oh. Oh, I have it on mute. Like they're all muted.
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Yeah, it looks like they're all Everyone's talking to themselves. [laughter] Oh my god, I do.
Speaker A
Uh oh. What's this? So funny cuz you know the Elmo the Elmo on fire meme.
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Oh right. Yeah. Yeah. I know now. That that's why it was so familiar. Okay. Sage wall a not ready yet.
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Wait. Our SOA is in mid with the spike. What the hell? My blind is dead.
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rip and tear. One enemy remaining. Oh [ __ ] Spike down A. No escape.
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I think it's still heaven on your left. Last player standing. I got that. 30 seconds left.
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I have the spike. Okay, I can make him sit again. Never mind. Are you sure?
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Damn. Yeah. Easy. Super easy. [laughter] I feel bad for him though. It was You even waited a second before you Oh, did I? It's a thing. It's a thing.
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my screen. I shot instantly. [laughter] Oh my goodness. Take out their healer. Oh, that's so cute. I love that uh graffiti.
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Oh, Raina is one HP area. Okay, never mind. Okay, someone's coming down. One smid deploying drone.
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[snorts] I'm running B. What? [snorts] planning. Rip and tear. Rip and tear. [snorts] Retrieving flash.
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Cracked. cracked. Sorry. Oh, you mean you hit him? Okay. I saw shield. Yeah, I broke his shield.
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One heaven. Wow. [groaning] Heaven and V link. Yeah, both here. Oh. [snorts] are dead.
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Thorn's down. Yay. Yeah. Wait, who jumped down? Started. It's hard to stop her. I'd like to avoid that.
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What? They knew they would survive. [laughter] It would end before they die. Oh, so it went wrong.
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I'm going to try that and then I'm going to actually die and then the round will end.
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[snorts] I I'll do that too later. Okay, wait. Um I might not ready yet.
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Retrieving flash. [snorts] [snorts] Oh my goodness. Oh, left and right. Uh-oh. One more close. Right. [snorts] Oh my goodness. Six shot. Holy [ __ ] One enemy remaining. [snorts] Where's backside? Last guy.
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[snorts] Last player standing. Ow. [snorts] Oh, nice try. I was so ghost. Not going to lie, I like black.
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Yeah, this sage will stay there forever. Like, sure. I don't even know what happened.
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Oh, it's a 5v4 now. [snorts] Oh, wait. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oatmeal cookies is gone.
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Oatmeal cookies. [snorts] Oh my goodness. Wow. Wow. Okay. [laughter] One enemy remaining. [snorts] Oh, okay.
Speaker A
Uh-oh. Is it going to be one of those games again? I jumped off. I lived.
Speaker A
You lived. You did it. It was so uneventful. My combat report is is there's not even anything there.
Speaker A
[laughter] I mean, I didn't even get to use my util either. Oh, you used your wall [snorts] at the start of the round.
Speaker A
I don't think I did actually. Oh, you did? [laughter] Okay. Oh, wait, wait. I think Wait. I think I can knife him. Never mind. this again.
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Oh [ __ ] Sorry. Okay, it's me. I have the spike. One enemy remaining.
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All enemies accounted for. Whoa. Sounds up. Wait, I should jump. I expect the [snorts] better of them.
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You're so insane. Oh, thank you. [laughter] This is so crazy. Oh, for for someone who played the game that long, I I'll take that.
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[snorts] The round's going to start and I'm going to be on this rail and I'm going to fall off.
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[laughter] Please don't. Oh, someone's on the on the right. On the right. Yeah. Okay. You're dead.
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And they Oh my. Okay. Nice. planted. Yeah, I so close to you. 142. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Looks like one HP.
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Uhoh. Last player standing. Here comes the party. Oh, see if Nice. If he didn't hit ISO 142 there, he got the DPS.
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Yay. Okay, I'm using the Odin. Oh my god. Okay, this Sage W is pissing me off.
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[laughter] It's always there. I'm I'm gonna make it. No heroics. Follow protocol. Not ready yet.
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Reloading. Oh, not there anymore. I see. Reloading. Oh, someone is up there. Okay. They destroyed my thorns.
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What if I run to B? You could. Okay. [snorts] cuz I feel like everyone's there now.
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Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah. I saw ahead. Oh [ __ ] Oh, they're good. One enemy remaining.
Speaker A
All right. Yay. Mhm. Three of us jumped off. Oh my god. Again. Attack. Wait, this is crazy.
Speaker A
Play defense. Yeah, I wanted to play defense one time, please. This is the valent stream of all time.
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] [laughter] This is crazy. That should be your uh your stream title. Violent stream of all time. I like that.
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Oh my god. [snorts] Did you see my stream title? My actual stream title though.
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Oh, right now. You don't have to. I'll just change it. [snorts] No, let me let me check it first. Let me check it out.
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Oh, I think I I should be Am I Don't change it. Please keep it that way. [laughter] Okay.
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Are you sure? Yeah, 100%. Okay. [laughter] Why? I am sure. Like you saw how fast I said I'm sure.
Speaker A
Yeah. Surprisingly fast. Surprisingly. Does this usually happen when you play Valerant? No. Um, yesterday I played I played Valerant with Leo and out of our eight games I think we lost five and one three [laughter] and one of them one of them was like a
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huge throw like we were like up 12 and then it went overtime and then we lost.
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But regardless, I had fun. It's just uh like it we don't win everything, but it's it's always fun is the thing.
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Yeah. Unlike this one is this is a we're winning and it's fun. Four out of six games were they fed.
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Yeah. Oh yeah, you're right. Holy [ __ ] The first game was FF. The third, fourth, and fifth game No. Six. The fourth, fifth, and the Holy [ __ ] This is crazy. I'm just gonna It is I I'm going to treasure this moment.
Speaker A
[laughter] Okay. I am honored to be part of this mo moment. The greatest Valerance stream of all time.
Speaker A
I cannot lock an agent yet. You know, they should make like they should make how do you call this [snorts] uh account transfer more accessible.
Speaker A
Maybe they should dump it down to a week, not like three months. Three [snorts] months is crazy.
Speaker A
Yes, cuz uh I believe when you transfer your account, you can only trans transfer it back in three months, I believe. I'm not sure though. I could be wrong.
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I'm sorry. That's a long time. It is. Oh [ __ ] No duelist. Oh. Oh, you're right. Holy uh unless Okay, this is my only controller. I'd love to play Clo but don't have [snorts] playing Sage.
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What if? Never mind. I'll play Brim. Let me Google lineups. I am both shield and sword.
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Split brim lineups. [snorts] Oh [ __ ] Three of the same banner. Oh. Oh damn.
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It's a three star. And they were like, "Let's intimidate everyone." [laughter] Cuz they're using the default banner.
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Yep. Do you feel intimidated? Oh absolutely. Oh, you you should not be because No, we haven't lost the game. [snorts] We're like uh we're the one we're the ones doing the intimidating.
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Maybe. Maybe that's true. Mhm. [snorts] Who's pinging? I like how everyone's I don't know. [laughter] I'm getting confused.
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What are you guys doing? Oh, you guys are going a I don't know what's going on. So, I'm just You know how to make everyone run? If I put a steam beacon, everyone would run.
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Look. [laughter] Everyone started running. All right. That was weird. I mean, we got a and we're just losing everyone.
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Oh [ __ ] Neon's on sight. I'm hiding inside my smoke. Oh, they're in.
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Oh, [snorts] I'm in his elbow. Uh-oh. [snorts] Oh [ __ ] [laughter] Oh my goodness.
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[laughter] I didn't that neon is coming after you. Yeah, that neon is going to come after you first.
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Oh my god, I hate this agent when I'm against Neon. I hate Neon in general.
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Yeah, I hate Neon, too, cuz Neon's [snorts] Filipino. Not the self. [laughter] Not the selfhate selfhate. Am I Wait, am I wrong?
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Yes, you are right. Okay. Oh. Oh, Jesus. [snorts] Oh. Ow. There's like a molly, but I cannot see it.
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Okay. So, everyone's there apparently. Yeah. Let's leave. Shamer. Nice. Okay. I'm running B. Okay.
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I'm going to walk through sewer chamber. You aren't aren't real. Wait, what? Um, okay.
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I'm [snorts] using my smoke for be heaven. That's for you. Planted it for uh heaven.
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Oh, nice wall. What is this team chat? They're breaking my wall. Okay, I'm wrapping heaven.
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One enemy remaining. You got this. Nice. Yay. Yeah. Damn. He broke it and TP to right here.
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The wind shift in our favor. Oh, like he cross. Yeah. Oh. [laughter] Oh, [snorts] wait. They think I'm an actual bot.
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[laughter] That's so funny. They're talking about me. They're like, "This guy is a bot. He never uses his gun." Oh, they're talking like in voice like in chat. In chat.
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Yeah. What the [ __ ] How am I a bot? What the heck? Maybe I move like a bot.
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You have two kills. That's the thing. Okay, I am smoking. Okay, Omen is right here. So, do you have a wall? Can you wall this?
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Okay. Oh my goodness. [laughter] Dude. Okay. And that's what we get for uh talking [ __ ] about the AES.
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So, uh what's the plan? [snorts] [laughter] [snorts] No, Jet thinks everyone's a bot. Oh, okay.
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Maybe they're the bot. One brimstone is enough. Yeah, one brimstone is enough. Oh, wait.
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There's another brimstone. Yeah, that's why they said that. Oh, right here. Enemy spotted. Hey, reloading.
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[laughter] He shot you. Why did he shoot? He He got so scared. I'm leaving.
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Oh, when I'm running be There's one vent, so be careful. I don't know why I switched guns.
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Oh, that was a spectre. Yeah, let's change spectre for a spectre. Oh, that's okay. Oh [ __ ] [snorts] Oh my goodness.
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I walled it right when she Oh my god. Yeah, this chamber and so are not real. It's planted B.
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I think they are bots now. [snorts] What are they playing? What's going on? We won too much and now it's like this.
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Oh, okay. To be fair, we're still on attack. So, as long as we can get four or five, we're good.
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Okay. should be. I'll find them. Launching smoke. [snorts] Oh, 144. Okay, this is trade.
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This chamber is using an abies. Oh. Oh, two two heavens. Let me just one be heaven. It's brimstone.
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That's the heavy footsteps launching smoke. One default. [snorts] No. 30 seconds left. Teleport's ready.
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What the hell? [snorts] 10 seconds left. Cover me, please. I think one and one CT.
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Okay. Whoa. Enemy spott. Last player standing. Open up the sky. Oh [ __ ] Is it enough? Oh, never mind.
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It's not enough. Okay, it is getting pretty tough now. Kind of I think. Wait, they have a 100 thing too.
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Raina the chamber is like acting so weird. Why? I was watching him and he was like waiting in one spot and like with his sight like down and just like there and then going around like that and then
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going back to the spot. Oh my [laughter] god. Like maybe it's their first time playing Valerant.
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No, they have chamber. It Yeah, could not be. Yeah, [laughter] that is that is strange.
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Enemy spott. You know, neon is actually really good. Like the player. Oh, they're ram.
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Enemy down. One more. Hey, I believe there's one more [snorts] one enemy remaining. Gecko was aiming was Okay. Heaven. That's [ __ ] heaven.
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Oh yeah. Monster on the loose. [ __ ] I got you. I got you.
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Last player standing. Oh [ __ ] Sorry. No. My bad. No. [laughter and gasps] I freaked out. He's looking at me.
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Okay. No, I should uh I should have played it correctly. Time to stop backup.
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I mean, that was a close round. The Phantom is a highly versatile so far.
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You're still getting tutorials. That's crazy. Oh my god. I think it's the first time I bought a Phantom.
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Ohight. Nice. Good. She launching smoke. Enemy spotted. Reloading. Oh my goodness. We're all stuck here.
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Oh, wait. There's someone mid. OH, NICE. OH, REMAINING. We took way too much time in that one spot.
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[laughter] Looks like we really are bots. [laughter] We got this, [gasps] dude. We We stayed there for like a whole minute. What the [ __ ] [laughter] Oh my god.
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Oh my goodness. Enough time for Neon to think and be like, you know what? I'm going to alt [laughter] and then instantly [snorts] died.
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I hit her for 111. Oh my god. Oh, wait. Really? Oh, yeah. I sprayed and Oh, ramp.
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I see you. Oh. Oh. Oh. [ __ ] [snorts] Oh my goodness. That neon is disgusting.
Speaker A
Wait a right here. Launching smoke. One enemy remaining. and four. Oh, can I bait you, Silva?
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I want the ace, please. Take flight. Oh my goodness. What are you doing? Oh, nice.
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Yeah. Easy. Who am I kidding? Damn, my knees are going to kill. Thank you. [laughter] Oh, this skin is pretty nice.
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Phantom Prime Phantom. Maybe it's a Phantom game. Can someone? Okay. What's your What's your Phantom skin? Oh, it's also the same thing. Oh, is it?
Speaker A
Let's go. It's a flower. Oh, it's a mist bloom. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sakura.
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Oh no, not Sakura, but Lotus, I think. Oh girl. Get out of the Get out of the [laughter] Oh, no.
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See you. Bro, this your duty is not over. Okay. Head. Oh, let me go over to you.
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One enemy remaining. Oh my god. I have this bike. I'm I'm going a Oh, never mind. I guess it's not needed.
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We won because we were focused. Oh, we're coming back. Yay. This is a slightly competitive game. Slightly.
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They have a brim alt. I'm scared they might alter your guys there. I have your back.
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Oh, you do. Yeah. Oh, one ramp here. Oh, she's going in. She's going. Oh god.
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Oh, one vent. Oh. Oh my god. Jet, I need to heal you. Oh, Jet, this is uh [snorts] die.
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Oh, Jet is going for the ace. Both of us were going to where Jet was.
Speaker A
Oh, I think you died. And then we both died. Oh no. Oh. Uhoh. Oh yeah. Monster on the loose.
Speaker A
One enemy remaining. Oh, nice. Yeah. Let us see what they have planned for us this time.
Speaker A
Brimstone's pretty cool. I think you're the cool one. Oh, really? Yeah, I think you could you could play anyone.
Speaker A
Reloading. Oh, I think I I played enough of this game. Like it doesn't matter what they Everyone is just it's just like putting on a new shirt or something. [laughter] Oh my god. [gasps] Okay, that's one way to put it.
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Plant the spike. I'm planning here. Oh, thank you. Oh, there it is. Oh my goodness.
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Uhoh. Oh my god, there's slow orb. Holy [ __ ] You got all of them.
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Yay. Heaven last. Heaven last. Last player standing. Amen. No time. [screaming] [laughter] That scared me.
Speaker A
Last round. [laughter] scared the [ __ ] Easy clutch, right? I told you surviving is part of the clutch. You survive, he could never defuse.
Speaker A
Holy [ __ ] [laughter] I don't know why. I really thought I was out of [laughter] the way.
Speaker A
Oh, I could give you a tip about it. Okay. Do you see your footstep? Oh, you're okay.
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Yeah. Oh, the footsteps like a circle. [snorts] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. those. If you're like away from the spike as as far as your footstep circle, you're good.
Speaker A
[snorts] Oh, one back there. Oh, nice. Oh my goodness, bro. This jet is actually crazy.
Speaker A
Give me that phantom. [snorts] I don't even know what to do. Wow. Heaven. Oh, heaven. Okay.
Speaker A
One enemy remaining. Nice. Right. Oh my. Okay. Wow. Jed is so silly. [snorts] I love that voice line.
Speaker A
Enemies close up. [laughter] That's uh that's like one of those things when whenever I hear it, I must say it.
Speaker A
[laughter] [snorts] Oh, wait. We came back from 15 to 75. That's crazy. Yeah. Holy [ __ ] Do you listen to music when you play Valor?
Speaker A
What to do? Um right now, no. But sometimes, yeah. That's crazy how if I'm if I'm playing with someone, I don't. But but if I'm playing alone, I do cuz uh I need sound.
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I need voices. Launching smoke. Oh, are they in B? Might be. Oh, yeah, they're in. Holy [ __ ] Oh my goodness. Inside the smoke. Good attempt.
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Oh [ __ ] I get um uh end the pillar and be main. Oh [ __ ] Last player standing.
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[ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah, this guy. One enemy remaining. Winnable down. Oh. Oh, last bull. Holy [ __ ] That was so good.
Speaker A
Damn, that was so satisfying. What the [ __ ] This jet is carrying. She is. She is.
Speaker A
Oh my god. They're just uh out there. Out there for blood. [clears throat] Yeah.
Speaker A
Wait, why do I have my What the hell? I'm alone. Oh, I'll go. I'm alone on B. What the [ __ ] guys? I got you. I got you.
Speaker A
Multiple enemies. A they just knew the [ __ ] Oh, unless I'm going to push.
Speaker A
Okay. Cuz they they're sending smoke a Are they planning? Uhoh. [ __ ] [ __ ] 52. Oh my god.
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Last player standing. No, Chamber didn't trade me. Oh my goodness. The neon jumping around. I hate it.
Speaker A
What the hell? Why is he just looking at you? That that sounds that looks not sus af.
Speaker A
Oh my god. I didn't even realize until you just said that. [laughter] [gasps] Bro, that that finisher has a lot of interesting things I've seen. [laughter] I didn't even I didn't even think about that.
Speaker A
Sorry. It's me. Damn. My bad. It's me. Multiple enemies. Oh, wait. Dude. [snorts] Oh, spike planted.
Speaker A
Jet was too busy looking at her knife. And Chamber is checking out his uh credit card.
Speaker A
Yep. What? That was crazy. [snorts] [laughter] Do you think he's playing on a very low FPS?
Speaker A
I I don't know. Maybe we'll crush it. Or maybe he he he hasn't slept yet and it's it's kind of it's kind of late for you, right?
Speaker A
It's almost 11 p.m. It's not that late. Oh, that's a fairly fairly late. Not too late, but fairly late. [snorts] B.
Speaker A
Okay, I don't see them. Got him. Maybe it's just mid. Yeah, probably Gecko mid. One enemy remaining.
Speaker A
Oh my goodness. Okay, then is mid. A. Let's deny uh jets ace. Oh, ain't [snorts] much improvement until we're home. Yes.
Speaker A
Ace denied. Yay. [snorts] She [laughter] could have gotten it anyway. Oh, true. If we both died though, and unless we we kind of both died.
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[snorts] It's me. By the way, I've never as I've never played Valerant early in this morning. I mean, I did, but it's pretty rare. Oh, it's me. Enemy spotted.
Speaker A
[snorts] One enemy remaining. What is happening? That was so much. I don't know how they didn't kill me.
Speaker A
There's like 10 million smokes inside. I couldn't see a single thing. And somebody [laughter] I was so scared cuz I hear the neon running towards me.
Speaker A
Oh, like you hear the the electric sound, right? Yeah. [laughter] The footsteps. I have a I'm I'm really scared that that sound.
Speaker A
Oh, it's a enemy. [snorts] Oh my goodness. Oh, can I have a heal? Where are you?
Speaker A
One enemy remaining. Thank you. Oh, that's a flawless. Sure. Damn. She This is Phantom witching around. Guns everywhere.
Speaker A
Don't worry. There are other ways [laughter] to be Everyone was like shopping for skins.
Speaker A
Yeah, Jet's kind of like, I want this to be over. And is just suddenly [laughter] actually knocking everyone down like it's nothing.
Speaker A
I'm sure this this person is not new in this game. Wait, I could do I could do something funny. Oh god.
Speaker A
Oh, that one's me. Wow. Oops. Sorry, Jet. I healed myself. Oh, [ __ ] You killed the neon again. What the [ __ ] [laughter and gasps] Damn. Um, Remson was last seen beaming.
Speaker A
Careful mid. SOA, move, move. You're body blocking me. [laughter] Okay. One enemy remaining. Nice.
Speaker A
[snorts] Okay. Uh, this guy's une [snorts] inside the smoke. Careful, Ram. Oh my god. Ram, I got you.
Speaker A
Thank you. I was I was wiping my nose. [laughter] Yeah, I saw you were standing. You were like using one hand only.
Speaker A
[snorts] [ __ ] My goodness. [snorts] Yay. I'm not bottom frag anymore. Mhm. I mean, me and uh and Jet is like hugging all the kills.
Speaker A
Oh, I mean good. I'm not really okay. It's not me. Head shot. Oh. Uhoh.
Speaker A
Launching smoke. The begin. She's so deep. I I want to I want to res but come come. I'll I'll I'll go with you.
Speaker A
Okay. No charges left. Your duty is not over. Launching smoke. Smoke's down. Reloading. One enemy remaining.
Speaker A
In the smoke, right? I heard him. Prepare for hellfire. Oh, thank you for your service.
Speaker A
Um, could you defuse? I'll I'll die here. Nice. I did not, but you got it.
Speaker A
[laughter] Nice. Holy. Jesus Christ. That was wild. Mhm. That was That felt like a real game even though I was Yeah, that felt like a real game. That was the first real game we had.
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh my god. [clears throat] Zero loss. Holy [ __ ] We're unstoppable. This is crazy.
Speaker A
How is this? Tell me if uh if you if you had enough. Okay. I'm I'm still good to go if you want.
Speaker A
I'm just in shock. Really? Oh, okay. [laughter] Mo Yeah, mostly. I'm just really surprised more than anything.
Speaker A
Cuz we're winning everything. Yeah. I mean, I'm learning, but also I'm just in awe.
Speaker A
Oh, well, that's great. It's uh probably like a new experience for you, which is nice.
Speaker A
Yeah, it [laughter] it is a new experience. I'm glad then. Wow. Yeah, it's I'm not used to it. Oh god, all these people playing League on the side is so funny.
Speaker A
[laughter] On your uh on your friends on my friends list. Yeah. Uh have you tried snowball fight? What's that? Oh, yes I did. It's um You want to try it? Let's try it. It's um everyone's like skiing like ice skating
Speaker A
and then we jump higher. We all have this snowball gun and then that's about it. Yep.
Speaker A
[laughter] Nothing but snowball gun. Yeah, this this is fun actually. Interesting. Uh what do you call this game mode?
Speaker A
[snorts] It's called snowball fight. [laughter] I just don't like their UI. Like, it bothers me so much how team deathmatch and snowball fight are so close together.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. It looks really [laughter] like tight and [snorts] uncomfortable. Mhm. I have like slight OCD.
Speaker A
Super slight. Yeah, they could have they could have just made the whole row a little longer so that the space was true spaced out a little bit more.
Speaker A
A million dollar company, I guess. I was about to say no one's playing snowball fight. [laughter] It always happens when when someone's when someone complains.
Speaker A
Yeah. So, there's [clears throat] no abilities. Yeah. It's just snowballs. I think there's abilities, I think, cuz they don't let you choose an agent.
Speaker A
Oh, that's true. Maybe. Oh, yeah. There's no abilities. Yeah. Yeah. There's like buffs for the snowballs.
Speaker A
buffs. Yeah. Like you can have your snowball larger, you can have faster movement speed, higher jump.
Speaker A
Yeah. All those things. You kind of shut the gift boxes and then you pick it up.
Speaker A
I believe I played this on stream like for 30 minutes and then I'm like, "Okay, I'm done." Oh, it was fun. It was fun at start, but it got I think I sucked. That's why I didn't want to play it. I mean, let's
Speaker A
see if I still suck. Oh my god, this loaded. I'm curious cuz I'm so confused.
Speaker A
Oh, it's I definitely I definitely think you haven't seen this. Or did you? I don't think I have.
Speaker A
Probably. Yeah, it's pretty new. Like it's one of those uh Christmas updates. Yeah. [snorts] And I haven't played in eight months, so Oh, who's playing at the library?
Speaker A
[laughter] Library. Wi-Fi. Dude, [snorts] what's that thing that Neon says at the beginning of the round?
Speaker A
I did not see. She says lintyo. Oh, Linda. Um, bro, how do I explain that?
Speaker A
It's like a Oh my good. Are people falling off? [laughter] I can't hit anyone.
Speaker A
[snorts] Oh, there. Oh my goodness. [laughter] Wait, sorry. Did you explain what I meant? I didn't hear.
Speaker A
Oh, I did. I did not. [ __ ] It's like um lintico lintic cuz kayo means uh you guys. So lintic is like [ __ ] you guys.
Speaker A
Yeah, something like that. [laughter] Actually, it's like like that but slightly slightly better. [laughter] It's like lighter.
Speaker A
It's like [ __ ] you guys, but not really, bro. HOW IS THIS JET ALIVE? OKAY.
Speaker A
Oh my goodness. Ow. Oh, wait. Really? Lindic is lightning. Oh, wait. I did not know that. Fake Filipino [laughter] lintic is lightning.
Speaker A
Yeah. So, it's like you're asking them to be hit by lightning. Something like that.
Speaker A
Like you're wishing they they get hit by lightning. Get hit by lightning. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker A
Damn. [laughter] What is happening? Gift rift. What the [ __ ] does that mean?
Speaker A
[clears throat] Oh my god. What's this? Oh, yeah. Since we're talking about the language, do you any do you know any Filipino words?
Speaker A
Um, oh my god, why [laughter] the [ __ ] Who taught you that? Oh my god, [laughter] dude.
Speaker A
It's like what everyone knows. That is true though. It's actually it's like the national uh way to say you're Filipino or you know Tagalog.
Speaker A
[snorts] Um what else can I say? Say oh. Do you know what it means?
Speaker A
Does it mean love? Oh, that's um Okay. Okay. Say in Filipino means means different though. I think what you're saying is in Bahasa.
Speaker A
Sorry. Can you repeat that? Sorry. Can you repeat that? Cuz I'm kind of distracted.
Speaker A
Oh. [laughter] Uh sang. Oh [ __ ] Wait. Sorry. I'm also distracted. Um sang siang means in Filipino is different than what you said cuz what you said I think is in Bahasa. It's like in Malay.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but it's it's also similar. Oh, come on. So, sang in Filipino means um like uh it's like damn, you could have got it like nice try. Something like that.
Speaker A
I don't know if I explained it correctly but Oh, that's very different. Yeah, it's very different. It It has like a lot of meaning.
Speaker A
Southeast Asia. Sorry. [laughter] Sorry. [laughter] It felt like you were trying to kill that person for the longest time and [laughter] then you won.
Speaker A
You're You're good. You're good. That was amazing. That's that's what I'm looking for. [laughter] Oh [ __ ] I only died three times.
Speaker A
Oh damn. Wait, you're actually the snowball master. [clears throat] Okay. I was I was getting really into it. I was with Jet in this corner and we were like hitting each other and Jet was like hitting me against the wall.
Speaker A
Oh. [laughter] And couldn't kill me so I killed her. Oh my god. That's why it sounded like [laughter] I was like, "Oh my god, that's so funny." Wait, I kind of [ __ ] with Snowball Fight.
Speaker A
Okay, let's play more. That [laughter] was kind of funny. This is very chill. Oh my god.
Speaker A
[snorts and sighs] I said that with my whole Mhm. I I felt it, too. Like, don't worry. I felt it from here.
Speaker A
I felt the anger. Oh my god. That's good though. Snowball fight is kind of awesome.
Speaker A
[laughter] It is. How come How come the queue is so long? Nobody's trying to play Snowball Fight.
Speaker A
probably. I think people get bored of this game mode really fast. Really? Yeah. I don't know the I get the I get adrenaline from from snowball fight because it's like constant action.
Speaker A
Oh, like it doesn't stop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's Okay, I see. I see what you It's uh you have more of a chance of like dodging.
Speaker A
H. All right. Cuz uh you kind of just move a lot. Yeah. Feels like a different game. It's soft.
Speaker A
[snorts] It's also funny. Everyone's just jumping around. Yeah. Everyone's just jumping around and then randomly you're you'll hear someone in voice chat. [ __ ] [laughter] [snorts] I'm so glad I had voice chat off.
Speaker A
[laughter] It was a good one though cuz you were like locked in. You were you were not talking. You were just like you were in there.
Speaker A
I [laughter] was just listening or trying to listen and not die. And then she and then that [ __ ] tried to corner me. [laughter] But I got her in the end.
Speaker A
Yeah, you're so much better. [snorts] Match found. Okay, finally. Oh my god. How is it going to go on this map?
Speaker A
[snorts] Lotus. Damn. Look out for each other. [snorts] [laughter] Sorry. Brimstone ice skating was not in my bingo card. [laughter] Oh, I'm sure that looks like something.
Speaker A
It looks sexy. Oh. [laughter] [snorts] Oh, they're on to me. Uh-oh. [snorts] Where's everyone?
Speaker A
[laughter] This I can Enemy down. I hear Phoenix. There's a gift rift on a Oh, wait. Let me let me get that.
Speaker A
Oh, I see it. Oh my goodness. Okay, these are the buffs, [ __ ] My god. Give me these.
Speaker A
Oh my [ __ ] Nice ass, Brim. Yeah. Oh, I got the raid. Hi, Hazmi. Thank you for the raid.
Speaker A
Hello. Oh my god. Hey girl, you trying to play snowball fight? [laughter] Can I play snowball fight?
Speaker A
It's Christmas in here. Thank you so much for the raid. I haven't won a sing Oh, she said she had she haven't won a single snowball fight.
Speaker A
Uki won his first noble fight. [laughter] Oh. Oh my god. [ __ ] Oh my goodness.
Speaker A
But I am losing mouse pads from this game. [laughter] Mouse pad. Oh yeah, cuz uh I have a I have a very low sensitivity.
Speaker A
Oh. So, in order to do a 360, I have [clears throat] to swipe my m mouse pad like two times.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] this guy. Oh, [ __ ] me.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh, she said if you need more people. She's down. Really? Oh, wait. my ace.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm not doing as well this time. Oh, maybe it's the map.
Speaker A
Maybe cuz in the other one everyone was like kind of falling off, [laughter] [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] dude.
Speaker A
This is sending me. This is This is a little rough. Wait, you can killing.
Speaker A
Oh, I'm kind of sick. Nice. [ __ ] them up. Go. Yeah. [clears throat] Ouch.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Jesus Christ. [laughter] There's like there's so many people. It's so close.
Speaker A
[ __ ] Um, [groaning] dude, their snowballs are so huge. [clears throat] No, no, I did not do that well this time.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Nice try. Oh, did you did you want to join Hazi snowball?
Speaker A
[laughter] Hop in. Do I have you on Oh, yeah. I think you cuz I only I only have you on this account.
Speaker A
Sure. I have to log in. Okay. Oh, wait. Also, why why am I bald?
Speaker A
Oh, someone redeemed a little something. [snorts] Yeah, it's uh this this girl has the Oh my [laughter] god, [snorts] dude.
Speaker A
I did not like that on Lotus. It's It felt so weird. Like I kept bumping my [snorts] head on the onto the ceiling.
Speaker A
Oh yeah, when you jump. [laughter] Yeah, there's not a lot of space. The B side was so Yeah, it was so uh it was so what do you call it? It was so low. The ceiling was so low.
Speaker A
Wait, that's my first loss of my entire account. I mean, oh my god, you're right.
Speaker A
Yeah, [laughter] we have a red now. No. Damn. Oh, so I already have her. So, okay. I mean, one, two, three, four, five, six. One, two.
Speaker A
We have seven actual wins. The snowball fight is just extra. So, oh yeah, that doesn't count. That's true.
Speaker A
Yeah. Uh, let's see. [snorts] We can go on the Hopcon Valerant server. Okay, I'll uh You hear that, Hos?
Speaker A
Yeah. I'll see you guys on the Discord server. The hopcon. Okay. [snorts] clock it sis.
Speaker A
Hello. Hi. Hello. [laughter] Are you ready for a snowball fight? Dude, I literally have never won a snowball fight game ever.
Speaker A
Really? No. I play this game like four years, man. Five years. [laughter] Wait, holy [ __ ] You're level 294.
Speaker A
You play this game a lot? I used to play a lot before. Oh, yeah. Then I uh uh decided I didn't want to be depressed anymore. [laughter] So true.
Speaker A
Okay, that's that is fair. That is fair. I So true. I can vouch for that. I can vouch.
Speaker A
[laughter] Apparently, that's not my case. It's It's in your blood. Yeah, it's it's part of me.
Speaker A
This game is a part of me. [laughter] Help me. There's no saving you anymore.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's it's too late. Like, if if I ever lose my last name, it will be Valerant.
Speaker A
Oh my god. God. [laughter] Don't step Valerant. Yeah, dump step Valerant. Oh, that doesn't sound so bad after all.
Speaker A
Wait a minute. What's up? Don't do that. Oh, okay. [laughter] [snorts] How's me? What were you playing before?
Speaker A
Oh, I wasn't playing anything. I was just chatting. Little chat. I saw you playing F14 the other day.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah, we're That was good. We're all doing dailies together. That's every day. I Okay. Well, [laughter] the daily.
Speaker A
Okay. This time it was on stream. Oh, [snorts] we need you to get or we need you [clears throat] to play 14 dubby.
Speaker A
Um, I used to play So, I finished Dondre and Oh. Oh, I stopped. You caught up.
Speaker A
Yeah. I also use the newest class. I use the Viper and I'm like I believe in max level and Oh my god. Okay. Damn. I thought you were going to say Yeah. I'm like on like what? Like heaven's ward or something.
Speaker A
Hidden stuff. Okay. I used to do hidden stuff. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. F14 was my uh chill game. So if I'm stressed from Valerant, I play FF14.
Speaker A
Wait, you rated chilling for you was ra rating. Uh I guess maybe my my thing is I need I need that competitive thing running.
Speaker A
Okay. That's my way to cope. [laughter] Wait, that's Oh my god. I really was not expect I thought you were going to say like casual don or like heaven's word still going through the story.
Speaker A
Oh I I What the heck? I I do a lot of glam also and also I finished Eureka.
Speaker A
What? Oh my god. Who is this guy? What the [ __ ] Yeah, I play a lot of F4 cuz there was a year when I retired from pro gaming, right? I did not do anything. I did not
Speaker A
stream for a year. I just played F14 for the whole year. Oh my god, that's [laughter] that's impressive actually.
Speaker A
Thank you. I should get back to it actually before you should play with us. You should also I play on any servers. Yeah.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, even per Oh my god. Wait, which which server are you on? Uh I believe Gilgavesh. Aether. Yeah, Aether.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Wait, we're on Ether, too. Oh, really? We're all Ether girlies. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Wow. Okay, we definitely have to play together. Okay, this is wild. I haven't subscribed to the game since 2023 or four. Yeah, four. 2074.
Speaker A
[clears throat] Yeah. Yeah. If you finish Dawn Trail. Okay. So, you just have to do the post patch.
Speaker A
Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I I the reason why I went for Dawn is because FF9 is my favorite Final Fantasy and Oh my god.
Speaker A
kind of filled with it. Yeah, dude. You will love the post patch. Like literally, you the dungeon DGM. Oh my god.
Speaker A
The recent one is is Oh my god, [snorts] you will love it so much.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's the boss fight, right? Mhm. Yeah. Oh my god. Damn, [ __ ] A breeze. Nice.
Speaker A
What made you guys want to play this snowball? We were curious and Oh, I got him. [laughter] He I kind of enjoyed it after playing.
Speaker A
So [laughter] I'm kind of I I [ __ ] with Snowball Fight. It's kind of It's kind of awesome.
Speaker A
You like Snowball Fight more than [laughter] than actual Valerant. I'm dead. Bro, I've never tried so hard in my life.
Speaker A
We're sweating. We're sweating. [laughter] Snowball fight is so awesome. It's like unserious but also like really super serious.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's so heated at the same time. Oh my god. Oh my god. Damn it.
Speaker A
Don't touch [laughter] me. Uhoh. [ __ ] guys. Yeah. Destroy. Okay. Okay. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, they were all around in the gift circle and I got them both.
Speaker A
That's what happens when you're greedy. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] [laughter] What?
Speaker A
I'm like, please. Hello. Please. Hello. Can you [laughter] die? Oh, dude. Am I missing everything? Oh my god. Please.
Speaker A
I've been [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. This is so sad. Please.
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh my god. Dude, the brief's in front of me and I missed him.
Speaker A
I'm just shooting randomly, by the way. [laughter] Is that the way it works? [snorts] Yeah. When I don't aim, I I win.
Speaker A
That's That's the tech, I think. Oh, that was sick. Lord, damn. Oh, it's so close.
Speaker A
I think it is attack. Oh, nice. That was aim. You just shoot. It's like a different version of spray and prey, [laughter] dude. Yeah. Don't touch me. Don't touch me lady.
Speaker A
Ricochet. Wait, they're both going to ricochet. Oh, it does ricochet. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] Uh-oh.
Speaker A
It's like getting hit in the face with a real snowball. [laughter] [ __ ] Oh, gifts.
Speaker A
Oh, don't touch me. You get me, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. They are this. I hate this brimstone.
Speaker A
They're [ __ ] us up a little bit. No, we can't let them win.
Speaker A
[ __ ] these guys. We need your first win. Oh, wait. I know. [laughter] [gasps] man.
Speaker A
Dude, this brim. Maybe he plays snowball fight a little too much. [laughter] Oh, okay. I got one. Oh god.
Speaker A
Get the gifts. Get the gifts. Mhm. Mhm. I just have to die less. One kill remaining.
Speaker A
AND I DIED. NO. Oh my god, no. One more kill for the road. GG's. [laughter] Brim was like so try hard. Finishes the game and says GG's.
Speaker A
That's crazy. Saying GG in snowball fight. It's not even that serious. It's not real. Yeah, that [laughter] that's not real. [gasps] I was like GG's. Question mark.
Speaker A
His [snorts] name is name is Mahal. Match [clears throat] found. Yeah. Mahal. It's love.
Speaker A
Love. Is that's Filipino, right? Yeah. Maharita. Yeah. It means I love you. Wow. He loves us.
Speaker A
Can you speak? Can you speak bisaya? Oh. Uh, no. I I can't. It's a It's from another region.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. I only know of Tagalog and a bit of uh Ilocano. Oh, I have a friend that family is from there. Actually, they speak that.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. That's so cool. Hey, where are the people? Yeah. What the [ __ ] Here. [laughter] Oh my god. I killed you.
Speaker A
Double kill. Okay, I saw that. [laughter] Oh my god. Oh, [ __ ] Oh my god. There's three people here. [laughter] Yes, Ra. Get that, dude. Wait, it's this guy again. He's here.
Speaker A
Oh my god. It is, bro. [ __ ] The brimstone is now a gecko. What the [ __ ] I'm so mad. I'm actually so mad right now. Why could he be on our team though?
Speaker A
Bro plays this game. I need that win, man. He only plays snowball fight, dude. Honestly, go on his tracker tracker GG and it'll be Let's look look it up and see what you've been playing lately.
Speaker A
Yeah, Sigma Meals, dude. Some Someone in chat look it up. Sigma Meals. Yeah, dude. Sit down. on you [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh wow.
Speaker A
These people play snowball fight for a living, dude. Get a life, man. Get a life, please.
Speaker A
Wow. He plays snowball fight for a living. [laughter] Professional snowball fight player. Oh my dude.
Speaker A
I'd say get a hobby, but this is his hobby. Yeah, literally. [ __ ] Okay, cool.
Speaker A
You know what? Out of all the games we today, this is the one I'm trying hard the most. [laughter] Oh my god, [gasps] dude. There's so I can't I can't [laughter] How is there sweaty snowball players, bro? Oh my god.
Speaker A
THEY'RE [laughter] EVEN KNIFING. WHAT THE [ __ ] What the [ __ ] man? I'm so bad.
Speaker A
Yeah, this is blowing [laughter] my mind. Holy [ __ ] I've never seen this side of Oh my god. Damn.
Speaker A
Jesus. Okay. It's cuz like everyone ends up in one spot instead of going around.
Speaker A
We got to Okay. Three kills. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ace. Oh, [ __ ] OH, WHAT?
Speaker A
DUDE, snowball ace. [laughter] I've never seen that. What the [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] You might be following me.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh [ __ ] I might be him. I might be him. Remaining. Damn.
Speaker A
Everyone calm down. Oh god. [ __ ] Nice. Okay, I watched it. Thank you. [laughter] Oh.
Speaker A
Oh, this stupid gecko again. Wait, I kind of get it though. Maybe. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter] Oh my god, he's taunting me. He's literally taunting me.
Speaker A
I'm I'm going to scream. I'm going to scream. me [ __ ] [laughter] bro. He me.
Speaker A
No way. That's actually so BM. Yeah, this is this guy. No, I was the last killing again. This guy. Okay, let's go.
Speaker A
I can't I can't knifing [laughter] in snowball fight is crazy. If we get Sigma meal again, I think I'll I I don't even know. I'm so bad.
Speaker A
That's crazy. What the [ __ ] is that? Let me wait like one moment. [snorts] Okay. For him to queue up, right?
Speaker A
For him to queue up. Maybe [laughter] maybe Sigma Meals will get into Yeah. You know, he'll do it again.
Speaker A
I feel like he's It's He's going to show up again here. At least be on [clears throat] our team, man. Like, I'm trying to get a win. [laughter] Oh my god.
Speaker A
[snorts] If we wait, if he's on our team, it's okay. But if he's on the enemy team, we got a problem.
Speaker A
Okay. Next next time we see him, we beat him for sure. Yeah. Maybe. And then I'm going to spam GG's like so much until the chat is like full.
Speaker A
[laughter] Maybe Sigma Meals is already maybe in a game now. Surely surely. You know, I never I never I've never been this mad in like in a Valerant game. Like I'm usually chill and unrated in rank games, but snowball fight gets
Speaker A
the gets the worst out of me. [laughter] Yeah, it's like a real snowball fight.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Cuz this is how it goes down in real life. A real tense.
Speaker A
Have you never had a real snowball fight? Match found? No. Both of you? No.
Speaker A
Yeah. No. I grew up in California, so depend Oh, you know what? That's true.
Speaker A
Depending on who you're with, [laughter] it can get down. It can It can go down.
Speaker A
It can get down. [laughter] face in the snow. What? What? Bro, that sounds Oh my god.
Speaker A
Is this a snowball fight? Damn. Not the snowball fight in California right when you talked about it.
Speaker A
We're all made. Oh, first blood. Yes. [ __ ] Yeah, we're so much better.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay, chaser. [laughter] It's a league game. So much better. We're so much better this game.
Speaker A
[ __ ] Damn. Okay. Let me lock in my ass. Come here, Viper. [ __ ] [laughter] [ __ ] you, Brimstone. Come here. Come here.
Speaker A
Brim is behind you. Where's that? Where's that thing? I can't hit anyone. Oh my god. This Yoro is a beast.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh. Oh my god. You're right. Okay. Nice. Oh, wait. I didn't realize them.
Speaker A
[snorts] [ __ ] bro, [ __ ] Yo, how Oh my god. How can I not hit this [ __ ] ra? I'm losing my mind.
Speaker A
[laughter] [snorts] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, [ __ ] me. Oh, how the [ __ ] Oh my close from behind. I see. Oh [ __ ] Oh.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Bye. There's three here. Oh my god. Okay, [laughter] we have now.
Speaker A
Oh my goodness. Two cops. One a trying. We're trying. Two top mid. Two top mid. [laughter] There we go. Oh, club down. Two more tiles. Viper.
Speaker A
Viper mid. [laughter] Oh my god. Wait, we're losing. Wait. Oh my god. [snorts] [ __ ] you, Clo. Oh, I missed. Oh, okay.
Speaker A
Cool. Oh, [ __ ] Sky sucks. I'm better. Period. Oh my. Uhoh. Viper's mid. There's two mid. Three mid.
Speaker A
[laughter] Three mid. Three mid. four minutes. They're chasing me. They're chasing, [snorts] dude. How did we [laughter] How did it become so good suddenly?
Speaker A
[ __ ] No, you were doing so. Oh my god. Damn. Dead. Wait. No. No. We're good. We're good. We're good. We got this. It's not over until it's finished.
Speaker A
[snorts] Out of here. Uhoh. Okay. It's so Viper is chasing me. Oh, right in the face.
Speaker A
Bro, this Viper is so slippery. It is. Oh my god. Dude, this Viper is still alive.
Speaker A
Yes. [ __ ] that [ __ ] [laughter] Oh my god. This [ __ ] sky, bro. Oh, nice. Nice. Nice.
Speaker A
Brim is behind me. Brim is chasing me. Oh, I'm in a corner. remaining. Okay, I got brim. I got brim.
Speaker A
Wow. Nice, dude. [laughter] Nice. Oh, two more. Oh, Bobo Bob. Oh my god. One kill remaining.
Speaker A
Yes. [laughter] My first snowball win. There is no way I tried so hard in that.
Speaker A
[laughter] Snowball fight is exhilarating. Dude, [laughter] that was Oh my god. Whoa. What is this long ass name? Oh.
Speaker A
Oh my god. We came in. I'm sweating after that, dude. I love snowball fight.
Speaker A
I like guys like this more than like actual [laughter] Valerant. And when you hit someone with the snowball and it makes the same Valerant sound when you kill someone, it's just so satisfying.
Speaker A
Oh, the snowball and the kill sound. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it's just me.
Speaker A
Maybe because it it might be the first time you have played this. I think it's it's not the first time that this game mode came out.
Speaker A
I feel like maybe I did play it once, but I really don't remember. Yeah, probably like a long time ago.
Speaker A
Yeah, I probably didn't. I'm pretty sure I remember this. Oh, maybe it's not the game. Maybe it's the people you play with.
Speaker A
Maybe you're right. Maybe you're on something. Maybe And we didn't get matched up with whatever the [ __ ] his name is.
Speaker A
Sigma meals. Yeah. Yeah. Sigma meals. I will never forget. Snowball fight. Sigma meals. Get out of level five. [laughter] Oh my god. This is really all he plays.
Speaker A
Wait, really? He's level five? What the Oh. Oh no. I thought you said level five.
Speaker A
Oh, [laughter] I I said I would never forget his name whenever I play Snowball Fight.
Speaker A
Oh. [laughter] this that guy. Find interesting. Oh, people are just going to be um in the teleporter the whole time.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. Oh [laughter] yeah. Oh my god. You're part of the problem. [laughter] Oh no. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh my god. This here.
Speaker A
[screaming] Oh no. Ouch. Oh my god. We killed each other. Uhoh. Dude, these people are kind of crazy.
Speaker A
They kind of they're kind of good at snowball fights. [laughter] Not someone abandoning the match.
Speaker A
Poor people. POOR PEOPLE. [laughter] BRO, THAT LOOKS SO SCARY. What the [ __ ] So scary. [laughter] And the girl ball [ __ ] [ __ ] You were right about showers. [laughter] Oh man. Kitchen witch.
Speaker A
Kitchen witch. Oh yeah. Kabir, kitchen witch. D. Yo, why can we not how [laughter] can we not hit this lady?
Speaker A
Oh, nice. Oh, damn it. Stop jumping. We're out there. Finished. Leave us. They keep chilling there. I get so hyperfixated on one person, I don't stop chasing them. [laughter] [gasps] Oh my god. Don't touch me.
Speaker A
Good. Hello. Oh, nice. Thank you. Oh, wait. Wait. Has me is on 10 kills. What the [ __ ] Oh my god. [laughter] What am I doing?
Speaker A
Oh, there. [ __ ] Wow. Okay. They're waiting by the gift rift. They're on a Sounds like we're playing Fortnite. The wrong aust [laughter] the gift, guys.
Speaker A
The gift ripped. It literally does sound like Fortnite. It does. Yeah. No, man. Bro, this Oh my god, this omen is chasing me.
Speaker A
Get his ass. Nice. Oh, bye. Ow. What? [ __ ] This breach is crazy. He's a [snorts] hater.
Speaker A
Bro, this KO wants me. What the [ __ ] I died to fart. [ __ ] Oh my god. Why is this ball so big?
Speaker A
When I whenever I see that [ __ ] Yeah. [ __ ] him up. Oh, this omen too.
Speaker A
This omen. This omen wants me once again. Oh, man. Oh, nice. Traded. Yeah, good. Good. [laughter] Good trade.
Speaker A
[ __ ] omen. Get off my ass. I got it, guys. [ __ ] Ouch. [ __ ] I traded. I traded.
Speaker A
[laughter] It's so close again. Oh, nice. Oh my god, [ __ ] Save my life. Oh my god.
Speaker A
I have rapid fire. Oh, nice. Yeah, [ __ ] him up. [ __ ] him up, [ __ ] Nice.
Speaker A
Okay [snorts] four. [ __ ] Uh oh. Nice. I'm riding in a corner. Oh my. [laughter] No way.
Speaker A
It's Yeah, it's easier to get people when you're in an enclosed space. What? I totally [ __ ] Ow. [ __ ] Oh my god. It is so close.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Next two kills is over. One kill remaining. Oh [ __ ] Damn, I died.
Speaker A
So close. That was so close. Holy [ __ ] I like how they say GG and snowball fight. Like it's an so funny.
Speaker A
Yeah. [laughter] GG everyone snowball fight. This game mode is so fun. [laughter] It gets to be so competitive.
Speaker A
Oh, they have to watch out. I'm level four. That's crazy. You leveled up from Snowball Fight.
Speaker A
[laughter] Yo, everyone's playing Snowball Fight now. Before the queue was like 2 minutes long. [laughter] Now everyone's [ __ ] with Snowball fight huh?
Speaker A
Imagine we see um Sigma Meal again. Stop. [laughter] Okay. All right, everyone lock in.
Speaker A
[laughter] Don't [ __ ] up. No trolling. [clears throat] Oh, is there one in mid? Oh, they are two mid.
Speaker A
Okay. Oh. Oh my god. Oh, there's so many mid. Oh my god. They're like all mid. What the [ __ ] Oh my god, dude. They're on me.
Speaker A
I'm coming. I got one. Let's go, bro. This kill Whoa. Jesus. Hit. Okay. No way. How How am I [ __ ] Oh my god.
Speaker A
How am I How am I missing these? Oh, thank God. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, nice.
Speaker A
Stupid kill joy. Oh my. I just I just respawn, bro. [ __ ] Oh, damn.
Speaker A
Yeah. Damn. Okay. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Wait a minute. Pause. Wait a minute. Pause. Time out. Time out. I'm in a corner. [ __ ] Oh my god. Yo, I'm [ __ ] sucking Not you in the corner [laughter] just waiting.
Speaker A
Dude, this chamber. I hate this chamber so much. Oh my god, this tail keeps He only two kills. That was only two kills.
Speaker A
You jumped. You jumped, you [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, gift rift. Gift drift.
Speaker A
Where? Right above me on B. Oh [ __ ] they're everywhere. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Guys, guys. Guys. [laughter] [gasps] [ __ ] Uhoh. What the [ __ ] Whoa. I hear something.
Speaker A
I'm going to Oh my god. How are they so like they just know? They just know what to do. And when he sees someone, he jumps.
Speaker A
Go ball. There's so much snow in the Oh my god. Oh my god. What the [ __ ] Why are they so good at at Yeah, I don't know. Like shooting a [ __ ] snowball.
Speaker A
[laughter] Another gift rift is opening. Nice. [ __ ] that chamber. [laughter] Yeah, this chamber is [ __ ] annoying.
Speaker A
Okay. No, this chamber's here again. [ __ ] Oh my Oh my What the [ __ ] I hate this [ __ ] dude. And why is this kill so good?
Speaker A
I got him. She's so good. Oh, [ __ ] She has 16 kills, bro. What? What? She turned around and hit me.
Speaker A
She literally 360 nocoped me. [laughter] I'm going to cry. What the [ __ ] That's a big ass snowball. What the [ __ ] [laughter] That's like Wait, why is this thing gigantic? Oh my god [laughter] dude. This kill joint has
Speaker A
What the Yo, get a life. Oh, I almost typed that. You should have [laughter] bro bro.
Speaker A
[snorts] What? Freeze. You did. [laughter] I did. I did. When you said you should have, I was like, "Okay, you typed that so fast." I have [laughter] 140 word.
Speaker A
21 snow 21 kills in snow fire. Come on, Yint. [laughter] crying. Okay, we have a new uh we have a new raid boss.
Speaker A
Yeah, literally we got to we have to end on a win. Okay, we have we have to end on a snowball fight win, please.
Speaker A
[laughter] Wait, match found. All right. All right. Oh, I hate Pearl. Not a lot of space.
Speaker A
Mhm. Oh, damn. I'll stay on the [laughter] bro. Pearl mid is doomed for real.
Speaker A
Already. Hi I'm already dying. I'm already Oh my god. Oh my god. [ __ ] Oh my god.
Speaker A
What's going on? Holy [ __ ] Okay. Whoa, these people. Maybe you need a little bit of Valerant skill.
Speaker A
Oh, head shot. I did a head shot. What the [ __ ] I can't get right here.
Speaker A
I'm actually gift rift. [laughter] What's that noise? Right when I said it, someone killed me.
Speaker A
[laughter] I [ __ ] [ __ ] you. [ __ ] me. Oh my god. She kept hitting the spot where I died. She hated me. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Toxic, bro. That is toxic. That's toxic. Shooting the ball. THAT BALL IS GIGANTIC, MAN.
Speaker A
[ __ ] Once again, dude. Okay. Oh, another gift rift. Where's the gift rift?
Speaker A
Oh. Oh my god. [ __ ] Okay. I think the gifts are really important.
Speaker A
I see the I think they're important, too. [ __ ] That's right. Ricochet. What the [ __ ] is that?
Speaker A
[laughter] Gigantic. What the [ __ ] Oh, that's [ __ ] up. Oh my god. How are they so good?
Speaker A
Oh my god. I I'm not going there. I [laughter] Yo, that guy is scary.
Speaker A
Oh, nice. Nice nice nice. Oh, is someone behind me? I got to follow this jet.
Speaker A
If you stick with someone, there's more of a chance to kill. The gift rift is here. It's on a Okay, I'm coming.
Speaker A
Coming. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Nice. Oh my god. [ __ ] this Astra. [ __ ] this Astra. Oh my god, I can't kill her. [laughter] Gave us the gifts.
Speaker A
I feel like whoever gets the gift rift just wins. Oh my god. Oh, I suck.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Yo, I'm not doing good. Oh my god. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. PLEASE.
Speaker A
PLEASE. OH MY GOD. Oh my god. They give me these pity gifts when I spawn cuz they know how awful I am.
Speaker A
Oh my No. One killing. No way. Oh no. [laughter] You typing no in the GG. They said GG. I said no. [laughter] No.
Speaker A
This is why I I'm hiding all chat. Okay. [ __ ] [laughter] I'm getting worse though. Uh oh. No, I think the people we're fighting with are getting better is the thing.
Speaker A
Cuz bro, they they're so good. I keep showing up on your YouTube featured. It's the snowball fight.
Speaker A
[laughter] Snowball fight is where it's at. Okay. Yeah. It's the new If you want some real adrenaline, [laughter] snowball fight.
Speaker A
Rank games are overrated. Snowball fight is the new method. Yeah. [ __ ] ranked.
Speaker A
Mhm. Oh [ __ ] Fracture. Yeah. Interesting. [laughter] People just lining up on the the the zip lines.
Speaker A
The zipline. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh, that that sage was on our team last time.
Speaker A
I remember seeing their name. Okay. I don't remember if they were good or not.
Speaker A
We're better for sure. Mhm. Okay. I just remember that one like um I think it was like BC where that that team all lined up in on Dude, that was insane [laughter] watching that live.
Speaker A
It's really funny funny like all lining up on the rope and just getting one kill after another.
Speaker A
Mhm. The people who got ace, they're all my friends, bro. I was teasing them. Yeah.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Every time I see them fracture, that's that's so funny. It's It's It will like forever be in the in the book. [laughter] Oh [ __ ] Okay.
Speaker A
The the gift rips, guys. It's on B. Mhm. Mhm. right here. I'm in a corner waiting. [laughter] Me, too.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh my goodness. Okay, [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Yo, I still can't get a kill.
Speaker A
Oh, I got a kill. Oh, what the [ __ ] Yo, this ra Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh, what? Oh my god. I'm just shooting everywhere. I'm getting kills. I'm going to use the zipline.
Speaker A
Oh, I used it and I died. Oh my god, my body is sliding. My Uhoh.
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh, another gift rift. Another gift rift. Someone's following me. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Yo, it's serious for these people. Snowball fight is real. Snow fight is no joke.
Speaker A
It's a real deal. It's real for them. Snowball fight. Yeah. Oh my god. That would actually be really funny.
Speaker A
Oh my god. You know what? Oh sorry. Oh, all right. Never mind. [groaning] [ __ ] me.
Speaker A
Oh, no. That was good. [laughter] No, that was two of us, by the way.
Speaker A
Oh my god. We couldn't We couldn't kill him. Oh, what? The person in the zipline killed me.
Speaker A
[ __ ] you, man. Oh my god. Get away. [laughter] God, I'm losing my mind. Oh, a gift.
Speaker A
Pity gift. Thank you. Oh my god, it's serious for her. She calculated that [ __ ] Calculated on my god.
Speaker A
Yeah, she like Oh. Oh my god, there's a lot. Oh. Oh wow. I'm so sorry.
Speaker A
It's [laughter] okay. It It's all right. I opened it for you. [laughter] I opened it for That's what you get, [ __ ] Oh, that's what you get, [ __ ] Number two. [laughter] [laughter] What the [ __ ]
Speaker A
Oh, wait. There's skips here. Take all of them. I'm just [ __ ] shooting. I don't care anymore.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Yeah. Pre-fire, [ __ ] Exactly. [laughter] Yeah, we took each other out. Now what?
Speaker A
One kill remaining. Oh. Oh, come on. We got this guy's Yeah. Yes. Let's go, dude.
Speaker A
[laughter and gasps] GG. Oh my god, [laughter] dude. That was That was so funny.
Speaker A
There we There we [ __ ] go. Oh my god, that felt so good. What the That was [laughter] crazy.
Speaker A
Wipe sweat from eyebrow, bro. That felt like I won a tournament or something. What the [ __ ] [laughter] Oh my god.
Speaker A
It's very similar. I'm telling you, snowball fight is with the right people. It feels like you're playing ranked.
Speaker A
[laughter] Exactly. My god. [laughter] Fight is so awesome. Holy [ __ ] I was I was trying to say in the middle of the fight, but then you know I got preoccupied with the snowballs that if I ever feel like I'm doing bad
Speaker A
in Valerant, you'll play snowball fight. No, I just remember that I've actually shot a real gun before and most of these people probably haven't.
Speaker A
So damn. Oh, okay. [clears throat] I I I see the message. There we go.
Speaker A
Me pulling up photos of my uh target practice. Dude, I've always wanted to go to a shooting range.
Speaker A
Yeah, me too. I should send you guys. I have a photo in a video.
Speaker A
So, let me send it right now. Where's Here we go. It was It was from when we did the Nocttics Off collab.
Speaker A
Mhm. You guys went to the shooting range. Yeah, there was one. Oh, that that's okay.
Speaker A
Was it the Fuji Q one? No, no, this is this is like an off collab where we went to visit. Uh oh. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I remember that now.
Speaker A
Cute. Let me find it. [snorts] Uh, could you give me two minutes? I'm going to I'm going to fill up my water bottle.
Speaker A
Okay. You drink water, [laughter] bro? I'll be right back. Wait. Oh my god. No. Wait. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Uki, I have to send you something. I'm so mad right now. Dude, actually, we could go technically.
Speaker A
Wait. [snorts] Oh [ __ ] I know, right? Okay. Well, let's let's talk about it a little more later.
Speaker A
[laughter] Yes. Yes. Wait, let me see this. Is it going to be loud? Oh [ __ ] Oh yeah. Let me look at what you said.
Speaker A
Oh my god, that is loud. What the [ __ ] Oh my god, that looks so fun.
Speaker A
It was fun. Yeah. One day I got to try that. I I have uh one of the What is it?
Speaker A
One of the bullet shells or something. Is that what it's called? Oh, they let you keep it.
Speaker A
It's just cuz like when you use it is [clears throat] It falls to the floor.
Speaker A
So, they usually clean it up, but I picked one up for memories. Oh. [laughter] Oh, so they didn't give it to you. You just picked No, no, I just picked it up. And you get to keep the uh what is it called? The
Speaker A
targets afterward. Oh, that's cool. Oh, damn. That's a That's a huge gun. Holy [ __ ] Almost looks kind of like a vandal.
Speaker A
I was going to say that's a vandal. That's a vandal. [laughter] It is. Is it that heavy? Cuz I've I've carried I've carried one before.
Speaker A
Um Wait, let me Yeah, it was a little bit. You carried one? Yeah. Wait, did you shoot it?
Speaker A
No, cuz uh it didn't have like real bullets cuz I believe it's not It's not advised to shoot that type of gun like even in in the shooting range cuz it's too strong.
Speaker A
Oh, it should be. Yeah. Well, let me show you guys. Damn. I love I love uh knowing more about guns and stuff.
Speaker A
Wow, that's so valorant coded of you. [laughter] [gasps] It's like this. Wait, let me show you.
Speaker A
It's so [ __ ] heavy. Like I I would never believe someone was able to run and hold with that thing.
Speaker A
Can't run and gun. [laughter] [gasps] Where is it? Okay, I see it now. I don't think I don't know if you guys can see it barely, but it's like this.
Speaker A
It's an actual actual gun. Oh, dang. Oh, it looks very They just gave it to you at like No, [laughter] it's kind of store.
Speaker A
It's a peripheral store, right? So the the person asked me if I want to hold it because he showed it to me. I'm like sure. And then when I carried it, holy [ __ ] it's so [ __ ] heavy.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Were you going to say it looks very like everything is kind of pieced together separately.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. He assembled it. He said like Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're You're right. You're right.
Speaker A
So, I think it it costs a lot. And I did not ask how much cuz I believe I'm dead at all the gaming stuff in the back.
Speaker A
That's what I'm saying. Like I was like, they just have guns there. [laughter] Sorry.
Speaker A
I don't know how to explain that, but yeah [laughter] I see. I was in a gaming storeish.
Speaker A
That person really loves Valerant or CS GO or [laughter] Oh my god. Okay. Okay, I think I'm going to take a break.
Speaker A
Okay. And then I think we we've we kind of played enough too. Played for like a 4 hours.
Speaker A
Yeah. Mhm. I'm going to like get a snack or something and then see if they need anyone.
Speaker A
I might I might end my stream here now though. Like I'm going to go uh get lunch.
Speaker A
Oh my god, I forgot you're in like a totally different time zone. I was like lunch.
Speaker A
Thank [laughter] you for playing with me in this early time zone. No, thank you. Thank you for playing with me here.
Speaker A
Yeah, that was really fun. I I enjoyed it. Yeah, thank you guys for having me.
Speaker A
Yeah, thank you for hopping in snowball fight. That was so fun. [laughter] Also, thank you for the raid.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Of I forgot that that's how this started. [laughter] Of course. Oh my god. You know, me and Nuki, we never lost a single unrated game.
Speaker A
Really? Yeah. Wow. You guys are just too good. [laughter] I'm telling you, it's him.
Speaker A
something about it like this has never happened to me. [laughter] I don't know. You're a good luck.
Speaker A
It's just a lucky day. Yeah. But yeah, thank you so much for playing. Yeah.
Speaker A
No, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, we should we should we should play again soon. Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah. One of you. Yeah. I'm totally down. Carry carry me in ranked, please. or we could effort on.
Speaker A
That's right. That's right. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I I'll I'll get back to it. Okay.
Speaker A
I'll get back. Yes, please. Oh my gosh. Okay. Mhm. Okay. Bye, guys. Thank you.
Speaker A
Byebye. Thank you so much. Good night, everyone. Good night. Good night. Good night. Bye-bye.
Speaker A
Bye-bye. Yay! That was so fun. I'm so happy that I finally got to collab with um Dubstep.
Speaker A
Uh we were we've been we were talking about collabing together for a while, but then uh but then I had to go to Japan.
Speaker A
So, I was like, "Oh, yeah. when I come back, we should do something together.
Speaker A
So, I'm really glad. And hopefully this means we can do more stuff together. Um, and play more. Doesn't have to be Valerant, but you know, that was crazy.
Speaker A
I think I do enjoy playing Valerant with other people rather than playing it alone cuz I think I'm just not like I'm just not an FPS gamer, you know? Now, the other games on the other hand, like League and TFT, I could play those
Speaker A
alone, but yeah. Anyway, yeah, I'm gonna get a snack and then I'll probably chill until, you know, I see that maybe there's an opening or if you know, if somebody wants to tap out or whatever. I know that other
Speaker A
people are are also waiting, so we'll see what that's like. Um, yeah, I know Claude and Leo are currently waiting and they're playing Valerant. Uh, while they wait to to swap in, I'm just going to raid Naou again
Speaker A
because We raided him in the beginning. So, you know, how many times can I raid him in one uh in one night?
Speaker A
Maybe that's the question. [clears throat] Yeah, might as well, right? Um, [sighs] yeah, I'm going to make a snack. I'm probably I bought some sago again.
Speaker A
So, actually, I might try to make a little a little, you know, mango sago snack or something because I got to use some of these ingredients that I have before they expire.
Speaker A
I have some leftover like popping boba. I have some mango syrup still. I don't have whole milk cuz I'm lactose intolerant, but I have oat milk and I think I can mix the mango syrup with the oat milk.
Speaker A
Is that a thing? Can you do that? Can you mix oat milk and flavored syrup?
Speaker A
What if I write fruit syrup? Yeah, I think it'll be fine. Yo, that mango sago stream was so good.
Speaker A
I'm so glad that I did that. I think once I'm fully moved into Japan and I make a nice hand cam setup, I'll probably try to do more streams like that because that's always been something I wanted to do is make pretty
Speaker A
drinks and Dude. Yeah. So, look forward to that once I'm actually, you know, fully moved in.
Speaker A
Um, okay. Sorry, I'm just like looking up. Oh, I gotta Okay, just making sure I don't cook the sago wrong. All right, everyone.
Speaker A
Thank you so much for joining me and Dubstep and also Hazami tonight. Yippee. Before I go, let me just thank um Meech and Cutie. Thank you both for the supas.
Speaker A
Thank you. Thank you. And also Cutiepie, happy birthday. Um at least now in my time zone, it's your birthday now. So, happy birthday. Thank you for spending time with us. I hope you have an amazing birthday. Please treat yourself and happy new year. Uh
Speaker A
Sasha and Zua, welcome back. Thank you so much, Jenny. Thank you for the supa. Thank you. Thank you. With a good coach, are we having more Valow? Possibly.
Speaker A
I don't know. I'm down to play more Val with him. I'm I mean, I'm down to play Val with people if I'm available. And, you know, I just don't want to hold people back is the thing. And I guess because playing
Speaker A
with him, his his goal was just to make sure that it I had fun and had a cozy time.
Speaker A
The purpose of the stream was never to actually receive real coaching. Um, okay. Ning, Ellie, Medana, and Ephina. Welcome back everybody.
Speaker A
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Uh Rismo, thank you for the gifted.
Speaker A
Thank you. Thank you. Capasa, thank you for the Akasupa and the five gifted. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank.
Speaker A
Please enjoy yourself. Enjoy your day. Treat yourself. Okay. [clears throat] All right. See you guys soon. Maybe if I do end up tapping in for more League or whatever, maybe I'll make another stream. We'll see. But thank you so
Speaker A
much. See you soon. Maybe or not, depending. Sending you guys deny you again. Please make sure that you show lots of love and support to him and everyone who's been going joining in and out of the league 24hour. Uh
Speaker A
read chat rules before you interact. Behave and I'll see you soon. Byebye everybody. Yeah, it's two streams today. We could make it three. I don't know. We'll see. Bye.
Speaker A
Bom P. a da That's all.
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