Uki Violeta and NIJISANJI EN members play MIMESIS, a Lethal Company-style co-op horror game, with chaotic banter, a shapeshifting monster that mimics players, and lots of laughter.
Key Takeaways
- MIMESIS is a Lethal Company-style co-op horror game where paranoia about which player is real is a major hook.
- The stream's appeal comes mostly from the group's chemistry and humor rather than polished gameplay.
- The collaboration features multiple NIJISANJI EN members, showing the group's friendly dynamic.
- Frequent tangents and crosstalk make the stream feel casual and unscripted.
What the video covers
- Uki Violeta and NIJISANJI EN friends (including Vanta) collaborate on a live stream playing MIMESIS, a co-op horror survival game.
- The group jokes around heavily from the start, with many off-topic tangents and comedic moments that dominate the stream.
- The game is compared to Lethal Company: players scavenge scrap in a factory, meet up with each other, and must collect a quota of around 190 to progress.
- A central gameplay hook is a monster that copies a player and uses real things they said to convince the others, creating paranoia among the team.
- Players repeatedly question whether a teammate is the real person or a fake, leading to tense and funny moments.
- Gameplay includes item management: buying teddy bears, flashlights, and other items with limited money, and dealing with low jumps and stamina issues.
- Encounters with bears, a shotgun, and enemies that emote back at players add to the horror tension.
- The stream drifts into unrelated chats about other games like Honkai: Star Rail, Boothill, and singing covers.
- The stream is energetic and entertaining, mainly driven by interaction and reactions rather than strategy.
- The video appears to be a long-form stream, with its chapter structure following the flow of gameplay and conversation.
Chapters
- 00:00 Opening banter and switching setup
- 01:48 Introductions and game premise
- 13:00 Exploring the factory and shopping for items
- 27:00 Monster encounters and fake-teammate paranoia
- 43:20 Tense gameplay and quota pressure
- 58:00 Off-topic chats: singing and other games
- 70:00 Closing remarks and wrap-up
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Speaker A
Switch. Switch. We're switching. We're switching. Oh, brother. I already switched. So, I switched to... Oh, no. Guys, guys, I'm, I'm about, I'm about to spill something in DA. Please, please, please switch. Please switch back. Please.
Speaker A
Wait, wait. We're about to learn about Vanta's secret life. Secrets to life. Um... [laughter] Um, wait, actually, what's going on with me a lot?
Speaker A
It's a question I ask about myself every day. [laughter] You know, hearing a say that just makes me think of that one clip of be drunk with Uki and [laughter] her. We're rolling for... I can't remember who. And [laughter]
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I'm like, man, I'm like, we're rolling for who? Are we rolling for who in HSR? It was, um, I was drunk.
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We were rolling for Topaz. And I was like, damn, her pants are so tight. She should go talk to somebody about that.
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And like, who should she go talk to? And I was like, I don't know, but it shouldn't be me. [laughter] Oh my god.
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I'm like, Jesus. I'm actually a freak. Can't help it. It's okay. Self-proclaimed everybody. This is one minute into the collab.
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I'm accepted. Oh, my bad. I forgot. You forgot what? That we're live. That we're, that we're in a collab. I forgot about that.
Speaker A
What do you mean by that? You're talking to me. Welcome to... Welcome to [laughter] Phantom stream.
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And the voice is in his head. We're so back. We're so back. Yippee. Yippee.
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Yippee. Chat, I was talking about it before stream. I haven't done anything with a ver in forever, and I missed them, and also Uki, but I've done something with Uki, technically, recently, so it's like... But I still miss Uki.
Speaker A
Yay. Yeah, I feel like I haven't done a collab in a while, so I'm happy.
Speaker A
Me, too. Play League like I did yesterday. [laughter] Well, not like a pre-planned collab, though.
Speaker A
Oh, fair, fair, fair. I was like, you were like, [clears throat] want to play League of Legends? And I was like, [laughter] one second.
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Give me a minute. I'll [laughter] be there. I like that. I like that. Yeah.
Speaker A
So, what are we doing today? It looks like none of us are good at introductions. Hey, I have no idea what this game is. I just bought it on the Steam sale.
Speaker A
My name's Vince. Scringerian's eighth wave crisis. And today we are playing a new friend slop titled Mmesis, Mimis, Mammoth. [ __ ] the title.
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Is that a misuse? Oh, is it Mimesies? Msies. Msies. God knows. Anyways, make sure you hit that like button and that subscribe button, and also don't forget to ring that little notification bell in the corner so that you know when we go
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live. It really helps us out. Anyways, let's get to it, guys. What... Where are we getting to?
Speaker A
What are we getting? Yeah, what are we getting to? I actually don't know much about this game. Apparently, it's like... I know a little bit. It's kind of like Lethal Company, where you do the
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typical friend slop stuff, except there's a really, really in-depth, sophisticated thing where one of, I guess, a monster or something will copy one of us, and it'll actually take real things that we said, and it's really
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convincing. So I don't know. I'm kind of scared. Okay. I don't want to know what it said.
Speaker A
Did it already start? Are you really Ventrobringer of Niji Sanu's eighth wave crisis? I'm Vantic Crowbringer. Say something only Vanel would know.
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Um, yeah, like your three sizes. Well, my three sizes. Yeah. What? Oh, no. They're three sizes by heart.
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Yeah. Isn't it public knowledge? Um, come on, Vans. If you're not Vanta... Okay. Wait, which three sizes?
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What? What do you mean? [laughter] The bust, the hip, the waist. Oh, I thought like... Oh. Oh. See, that's where I was headed, but I didn't... [laughter] [ __ ] Wait, what's the third size of the [ __ ]
Speaker A
Um, the weights. Maybe not. What? Oh, [laughter] how would you measure that, though? It's interesting. I guess you'd have to, like, plop it. Just plop it.
Speaker A
Anyways, um, happy to be here. Thanks, guys. Love you. You're trying to leave. Well, you cannot be. Oh, we can't.
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We can leave. We can leave. Oh [ __ ]. Can we leave? And we have a baby jump.
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There's like a god. What is this? Can I buy a teddy bear? I would love to buy a teddy. Just one teddy pad.
Speaker A
Just one teddy pad, guys. Please [laughter] buy one. Put items in the toilet. We have to go get some money, guys. We got to go make quota. We have 100 bucks.
Speaker A
Great asset. We don't have enough money for a chicken. Shower. Oh, yeah. Wow. This reminds me of Holes.
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I got to look away. This is like Holes. Yeah, I was going to say it reminds me of Holes. Only three seconds, or was it ten seconds, and it's a cold shower.
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Did you guys hear that? They were trying to make, um, they were trying to make like a reverse, like a gender version of Holes with all girls, and then they stopped because they realized.
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What did they realize? It would be too yuryful. Really? Is that why? I don't know. I just know that it was a bunch of girls and it was called Holes.
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You can put items in the toilet. I don't feel like I want to elaborate on this anymore.
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Wait, I'm confused. Everybody has holes. No repair needed. I don't know, man. It was just funny to me.
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Some of us just got more than the other. [laughter] Wait, do we need to collect 190? Is that what it means?
Speaker A
I guess so. Yeah. All right. So, let's go. I don't know. What are we... Can I get... Okay, let's go.
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We have to go find something. I don't know. Oh, you can get a shotgun, too. That's cool.
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There's weapons. It's a... It's a bunk bed. You could sleep in here.
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Ghost can save. What? I can't get in, though. Well, you can enhance your items.
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Our jumps are so low. Yeah. I don't... They [laughter] don't even feel like me. Not me. [laughter] One punch jump ever.
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It's me. It's stamina. That's how it's... It's how useless it is. Um. Oh. Oh. So, we should spend it.
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I'm buying this now. That's... Yep. Oh. Oh. The hell is a teddy bear? Wait. Why'd you get two?
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize, for each of us. For each of us.
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[laughter] There's four of us. We have $30 left. We can get a compass or a flashlight.
Speaker A
Oh, a flashlight might be... Oh, you know what? Those two might have been a lot more useful than a teddy bear.
Speaker A
[laughter] They probably give you, girl, 100 bucks so you can buy three flashlights. Uh, in hindsight, it's probably better to get... Oh, gosh. I mean, I don't know.
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We'll just get the flashlight. Why not? It's so annoying. It's 26 bucks. It's okay. I'm just going to turn it, like, to 100%.
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You can't do that. That's cheating. I don't care. [laughter] Then they shouldn't make it an option.
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The [ __ ]. That's fair. Who's... Who's outside? Oh, it's bear. Oh, you can climb up there.
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Oh, shoot. Did it actually hit you? Whoa. Oh, no. I mean, you hit the window. I hit the window. Okay. All right.
Speaker A
My health looks okay still. So, you got to turn your brightness up all the way when you're streaming, or else your stream can't see what you're doing.
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You know, your flashlight. Whoa. Oh, neat. I don't have ANY [screaming] factory toxicity. Factory or normal factory.
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Maybe the ripe one first. We should. Yeah, maybe we should try the normal one first.
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I guess if there's a trouble mute button... I'm the only one with no items. Oh, you guys got to fighting. [clears throat] Wa. It's not... Wait, it's not even dark.
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Oh, it's bright as heck. Oh, that's out of the zone. Yeah, but we have to go inside the factory. So... Oh, this is like some ice cream truck type [ __ ]. We got to go in there. All right.
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Is there stuff outside? I don't know. Oh, we're supposed to bring in scrap. Is this not scrap?
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It's like a health kit looking thing here, but I can't grab it. So, I guess it's fake.
Speaker A
Oh, it's fake. You're right. You can't grab it. It's fake. I'm the only one with no items, so you guys have to carry.
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We got you. Okay. Oh, this is just... Oh, it is just like Lethal Company.
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Are you fake? What the hell? No, I'm real. The way you were running was so weird.
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That's the normal run. Wait, did he go inside? Yeah. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. That way. That way. That way. Oh, no. No.
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Wait. Over here. Over here. Wait. Wait. Oh my god. but not while I'm talking. It It's disturbing. Anyways, um anybody that owns the Rolls-Royce uh that's parked uh right next to What's this one girl?
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She's breaking into it. Sorry. You had to find What are you doing? I'm just letting the people know. Yo, it's mad dark in here.
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Oh my god, there's such a scary sound. Yeah, that is crazy. Oh my god, what happened?
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How did you do that? I was just curious. So, I guess you do this to close. How do we find stuff?
Speaker A
We can't open it. It says automatically reopens. Reopens. But that's really loud. You guys are so loud.
Speaker A
Hey, that's a fake. That's a fake. Kill him. Kill him. Right there. Right there.
Speaker A
He's fake. He's fake. This person. This person. I'm positive. He's fake. Kill him. MURDER HIM.
Speaker A
OH MY GOD. MURDER HIM. KILL HIM. I'M MURDERING. I'M MURDERING. MURDERING. MURDERING. YEAH. [ __ ] HIM UP. [ __ ] YOU GOT A BAT. YOU GOT A BAT.
Speaker A
WE GOT another bat. Let's [ __ ] get it. Yeah. Oh. Whoa. It blew up. [laughter] Oh, because they weren't real.
Speaker A
Ah, that's crazy. Huh? Wait, we came from that way. Thought they could thought they could fool me.
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Did we come from this way? No. No. We didn't come from here. Here. Cuz the Right. Right. The mimic came.
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What the [ __ ] Your voice. Your Yeah, your voice got [ __ ] up, too.
Speaker A
Oh, you do? Oh, I guess it's like laughing gas. I guess both of us sound real bad.
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[laughter] Are you okay? [laughter] That's because of the gas. Oh, look a little cat.
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Wait, can you say can you say fish? Why? Oh, sport. Yo, where are the items?
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You can charge electronic devices. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. You sound normal now. Yay. You, too.
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What's this? Yeah, but where are the items? Oh, yeah. Where are the items? There's like no items.
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Oh, is this a dead end? I think so. Yeah. All we have found is a single spork.
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What am I going to do with that spork? Yeah, it was like $24. You could eat You could eat beef stew with both the soup and the meat at the same time.
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So true. Yeah, that is We can't open it. What? I was fooled. Wait, what does scrap even look like in this game? Like this fan?
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Yo, can you hear me? Okay. Okay. Oh my god, there's a dead body. Are you fake?
Speaker A
Um, hello from testing 123. Uh, I just want to let Uki and Bear know since it's the two of you, and I, the real ones, are here.
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That was a fake. Oh my god, that was so weird. It sounded like her. She didn't respond to my question. So, so I was like, uhoh, is that a fake one?
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Are you real? Oh, it says I was curious. So, I guess you do this to close things.
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No, you're fake. Oh my god, you're fake. Uki, and I are at the beginning. If you see anyone else, that's not us.
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Be careful. Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you real? Are you real? Wait, wait. Are you real?
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I'm real. A spork. It feels like you're real. Oh my god. What do you mean? Wait. Dar's not there, though.
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Oh my god. You're fake. NO, I'M NOT. NO. CHILL. CHILL. [laughter] CHILL. CHILL. CHILL. WAIT.
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WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. Oh my god. Are Are you real? I'm [laughter] real.
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Wait. No way. A fake me is over there. Oh my god. That I'm scared.
Speaker A
That's crazy. How in the world? This game is scary. Wait. Oh, you can open these. [laughter] Wait, can I like hit this to open it?
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Let me try with a bear. Oh my god, that was really frightening. I thought Ayra was with me.
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What? Really? Yeah. And then she didn't answer my question and I was like, "Oh [ __ ] are you you must be fake." And then she choked me.
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No. And then what? Did you beat her with a spork? No, she ran away.
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Oh, okay. That's crazy. Wait, I heard you. All right, but that's fake. That's fake. That's fake.
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That's fake. That's fake. Kill her. I'm killing her. What does scrap even look LIKE IN THIS GAME? [screaming] OH MY GOD. LOOK. LOOK.
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OKAY. Oh my god. There's a dead body. Are you fake? Wow. Did you get Oh, you Oh my god. Thank you. Yeah. You killed her with a spork.
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I killed the fake with the spork. Okay, we got to get out of here.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, was that Oh my god. cuz I Oh my god, that does sound like scary.
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Yeah, it is. We have to stick really close together. Oh my Yes, please. Yes, please.
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You heard that. Do you know the way out? Well, so far this is like the only way cuz we have Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay, here's where it gets confusing. Wait, I remember that black cat. It's this way. It's this way.
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There's a black cat. Oh [ __ ] Oh no. Okay. Whoa. Stick with me.
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Stick with me. I can't understand you at all. I'll be right back. Okay. Okay.
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Oh. Dead body. Oh, what's this? Wait. My my radiation's really high. I wonder if I should leave first [snorts] for a sec.
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I think we have to leave. Yeah, I think we have to leave because we've been here for too long.
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Okay, this might be the wrong way. Okay. Okay. Uh, this way, right? I think this way.
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Oh, thank God. Uki's climbing voices back. Oh, lords. Is it this way? Yes. No. Yes.
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NO. I DON'T WANT TO STAY AWAY FROM WAIT. NO. NO, BRO. Oh my god.
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I don't think they'll chase after you outside right? They do. Okay. No way. Really?
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I've seen that they can chase you outside. Wait, Vanta. Yeah, I I was You said that Vera was next to you.
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What were you Were you on to speak? Oh my Jesus god. [ __ ] Wait, is that we have to leave?
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No, died. Why did it beep? Is it? Yeah, maybe it's time to go. I don't got money.
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Oh, auto departure is at 24. Oh, can we do we just drop it here?
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I guess so. I don't have Oh, yeah. The scrap value went up. I'm so sorry I let you die. I'm so sorry.
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How did she die from the mimic? She She got choked out by the mimics.
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She got choked out. We were surrounded. There were so many. And then I saw this owl looking [ __ ] There was I think I think one of us has been replaced by an owl.
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There was more than one. Yeah. Oh my god. There was so many. There was so many.
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And then the moment died, a bunch of started to come out of the woodworks.
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And I'm like, [ __ ] I know that you're I know that you're fake.
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Oh yeah, choke. Well, fake choke. This game is freaky. No, you smacked her with a spork.
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Yeah, I killed her of the fake Aaliyah with the spork. It was awesome. Pretty cool.
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Oh, so now what? Oh my god. Well, we have three days, I think, to to get 190. So, I think we're fine.
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Yeah. So, let's go back. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Okay. Everyone okay? Everyone okay?
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My radiation's high, too. As okay as I can. Holy [ __ ] Okay, I hear LRA.
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I died. The seized most delicious. Nice. Okay. Oh my god. Guys, [laughter] did you get the fan that I left outside?
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Yeah, Vanta brought it. That was actually Vanta was carrying this fan from inside. Oh.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. I was I didn't get Oh, there was a [laughter] Oh, I left one outside. Danger to Well, if it's saying danger and toxicity then or do you want the flashlight instead?
Speaker A
Ah, the flashlight. Uh-oh. That's kind of scary. Wow. Wow. The toilet. I really thought it was a Lyra for like a good few seconds, right? I don't know. Take that. I think it has to be recharged.
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And then it wasn't her. Yeah, the the it's a little too smart. Are you going in alone?
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I'm not going in. I'm not going in there alone. Okay. [laughter] Okay. Over my dead body.
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Yo, I really thought it was you for a good few seconds until until you didn't answer my question and then I was like, wait.
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Oh my god, the fakes. The fakes are a little too convincing. No, that was that was scary.
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This game is I'm going to say some dumb [ __ ] at every game so that you know that it's not actually me.
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Yeah, you're right. I got to say some stupid [ __ ] These [ __ ] nuts. These [ __ ] nuts. These [ __ ] nuts. These [ __ ] nuts.
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Where am I? [laughter] I'm just going in. I'm just going in with no stopping. I'm locked in. No stopping.
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A code code word or something. Code word is good. Yeah, a good code word would [screaming] be good.
Speaker A
But we can't make a code word though. What about like a frying pan? Now I have a weapon.
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OH, NICE. [screaming] [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. That's radiation.
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Oh, something. Jesus Christ. But that room's always like a random thing cuz you know, that's not openable.
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I am so scared. Is that what the thing underneath the HP is? The radiation?
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Yeah, radiation. So, oh, wait. This splits off. I don't want to go separately. Well, this is a dead end anyways.
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Okay. Mhm. This way. Oh, no. [ __ ] Oh, shoot. I think it's Oh.
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Oh, was that I'm so stupid. God, the RA it did say the radiation was two.
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Oh, you're right. There's nothing in here. Oh, man. What? No. Uh, but there then there's like no other way.
Speaker A
There's like I mean there was no correction from the beginning, but like the fact that there's no items here is kind of whack.
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It is. It was only the frying pan that I picked up. You can use the detox juice. Oh, where's detox juice?
Speaker A
You have to trade it. It's like at the beginning. Oh, right. That little vending machine thingy. Oh, I got a mug.
Speaker A
Oh, nice. Okay, two items for that detox juice. No, we need the money. Scary.
Speaker A
Wait, don't trade it in. We need the money. Okay. Yeah, but what if you're fake?
Speaker A
That's the beginning. I swear I'm not fake. Ladies. Ladies, that sounds fake. Kill him. Kill him.
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Kill him. [laughter] Wait. Wait. This might be another trap. Be ready. Be ready. Don't Don't all go in there.
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Drugs are bad. Okay. All right. So true. Are you understandable? I feel like we need to look up sometimes in case like Oh god.
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This goes downstairs. Come on. Oh god. This is where I saw the owl. Oh, an owl. Like a literal owl.
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Yes. I I mean it looked like an owl. Van god, I'm so That's not real. That's not real.
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Wait, what the Wait, wait, wait. Oh my god. That's a fake. Why can't I attack? I can't attack.
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Why is it always spray bottle? Don't fall down. She ran away. She ran away. She She's into the green.
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I ran. Wait. What is this spray bottle? Oh. Oh. Oh. What the Did that do anything?
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Shoot. Why can't I pick anything up? Hello. Is your thing full? I can't see right now. Is it Oh, Jesus.
Speaker A
One, two, three, four. Behind us. You can You can charge. You You can charge a flashlight here.
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Are you real? [laughter] There was a fake behind us. Superower. Oh, no. Yeah. Behind us. It's coming.
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You're fake. You're fake. I can't do anything. Uh, flashlight. YOU'RE RIGHT. I HEAR IT. I SEE HIM.
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Oh my god. THAT'S NOT AN OWL. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Kill it. I can't attack. What? Do anything.
Speaker A
[laughter] What? I can't attack. [snorts] Come back, [ __ ] Useless. Wow. What? What does the owl do?
Speaker A
I know it's Oh, that is Wait, did you drop your bat? I can't I can't do I can't pick anything up. It won't let me interact with anything.
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[snorts] What does the owl do? Oh my god. You're fake. Is that real? You're fake. You're fake. You're fake with the flashlight. With the flashlight.
Speaker A
Oh, I can't I can't hit anybody. With the flashlight is fake. I That's That's a fake.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Oh my god. Oh yo, I got the same blood. We can't open I can't do anything.
Speaker A
That's right. [screaming] You have to trade and pay. I was curious. So, I guess you do this to close me.
Speaker A
And then what? Did you beat her with a spork? Oh, that's my voice. Oh, okay.
Speaker A
Oh, [ __ ] I'm dead. Wait. Oh, you too. I think Vince I think Vance had beat me at the end. I can't pick anything up.
Speaker A
I'm worthless. I'm just paper weight. I'm just I'm here for a lot of stuff on the ground though. Oh no.
Speaker A
I accidentally did hit you but I was trying to hit you. [laughter] But I was trying to hit the mimic.
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Like I I don't know what happened. Oh yeah, sure. Sure. That Okay, let's let's get this [ __ ] [laughter] Wait, are you real?
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I hope they can though, right? I'm real. Yeah, dude. This looks like if you step on it, it'll electrocute you. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh, there's like a sign. What's happening? I don't know. I don't know what that warning is.
Speaker A
Um, wait. Outside. What is that? That looks like a ghost. I don't know. The owl from earlier.
Speaker A
What does the owl Oh, that's another fake. Anybody that owns [laughter] it did seem bad.
Speaker A
No, wait. It's using It's using what B said. Oh my god. [ __ ] leave. Just [ __ ] leave. Just [ __ ] leave. Just [ __ ] leave. Yeah.
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] I don't know. He said the He said the royal voice [ __ ] like [laughter] a long time ago.
Speaker A
Yeah, [ __ ] Yeah, [ __ ] You lied to me, [ __ ] That's why you ran away.
Speaker A
I'm following you. I'm following you. The fake one said something about the spork, too. It's fake. Fake bear.
Speaker A
Did you hear the bear? Run, run, run. Oh my god. [laughter] Up the stairs. Oh my god. UP THE STAIRS. UP THE WHAT THE [ __ ] IS THAT?
Speaker A
What the heck? I don't know where [laughter] this. This way. This way. This way. This way. This way.
Speaker A
Oh my god. [laughter] I can't breathe. Oh, you know what? I think the rain is possible.
Speaker A
Um, you know how like there's like a warning sign? Oh god, I'm Oh, it's radiation. It's acid rain.
Speaker A
Yeah, I think it might be that. Also, I think Vanta says bug. I can't use a controller. It still doesn't work.
Speaker A
Oh my god. No. Why is he What if I just died? What is this? Why? Why is that on my screen?
Speaker A
What is What is on your screen? What? What? What did I press? Oh, he's dancing. Whoa.
Speaker A
Ah, it's me, guys. Oh, thank the Lord. I was like, we're dancing together. What the What the [ __ ] is that behind you?
Speaker A
Oh, god damn it. Wait. Wow. It answered. It responded. It answered his question. He was like, "Yes." [gasps] Oh my god, that's terrifying.
Speaker A
Wait, this is so scary. It responded to Vanta's Wow. Wait, that's crazy. I don't know if you heard it, Vanta, but the [ __ ] NP like the enemy was like, it's like repeating things from the other rounds, too. So, it started saying
Speaker A
like, um, the owner of the Royal Royals Royce, please come to the front door.
Speaker A
[laughter] What? That's pretty funny, bro. I I don't know what happened. I could not interact with anything.
Speaker A
Wait, why is Can I interact now? Can you interact with stuff now? Yeah, it works now. I don't know what happened, though. That was weird.
Speaker A
The top of the train is like kind of coming loose. Oh, well. Oh, that's cuz the repair cost is 190. We got to repair it. If not, then it moves.
Speaker A
Our scrap value is at 80. We have one more day, [laughter] right? We have to get 110.
Speaker A
Maybe we shouldn't have bought all this stuff. [laughter] No, I don't I don't think all the money up if we didn't.
Speaker A
Yeah, I don't think that counts. Actually, I don't think I think we got to go to the right one, guys. We got to get that double resource.
Speaker A
Um, do we? I think so. If we want to live. Okay, maybe we need to I actually I don't even know. I think there's more stuff in like the basement area.
Speaker A
M. So, I mean, honestly, that run would have gone a lot more smoothly if if I didn't get bugged to hell. We literally couldn't pick anything up. [laughter] We couldn't pick anything up and we also couldn't attack or use any weapons. It
Speaker A
was weird. Like, this monkey, I couldn't even attack it. Yeah, the monkey didn't even whatever that thing was didn't even attack us.
Speaker A
Oh, really? Yeah. We just walked through him. Yeah. And I just kept hitting it and it didn't die.
Speaker A
Huh? Maybe he's just there for a good time. What about the That was actually awful.
Speaker A
I was like, "Didn't you?" I was like, "Wait, there couldn't I" and he said, "Yes." Yeah.
Speaker A
Hello. No, no, no. Or something, right? It was crazy. Yeah. Something like that. It It sounded so human like it was, it was actually kind of sexually.
Speaker A
He emoted back at you. Yeah. How do you even do that? There's emotes. Oh, you're doing it. Is it one? There's one. Oh, yeah. It It emotes back at you. It's crazy.
Speaker A
Oh, what's four? Oh, five. [laughter] What the [ __ ] Because we're like birds, so we're eating seeds off the ground.
Speaker A
What's six? What's seven? What's 67? I just realized you guys are wrong. Like lowkey copying my drip. I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker A
Hey, what the hell? Low key, I use your Wait, there's an emo for every number.
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh. Oh, that's amazing, brother. Yep. Oh, great job. So proud of you. Oh, it only goes up to eight.
Speaker A
No, emote for nine. Yeah, it goes up to eight. That's still a lot of emotes, though.
Speaker A
It is. I think five is my favorite. Wow, this game is freaking me out. Not going to lie.
Speaker A
Are we really going to go to the more contaminated one? I don't think we have a choice.
Speaker A
Let's go. Let's go crazy, man. We need We need 100. We just got to pick stuff up and get out.
Speaker A
All right, we ready? Yes. Yeah. All right, bread time. Yeah. Get pick stuff up. Bring it back out.
Speaker A
Pick stuff up, bring it out, and then go back in for more. Don't stay in for too long.
Speaker A
All right. [snorts] Place. Oh, it's foggy. So foggy. Oh. Oh no. I just went Wait, look at our look at our radiation.
Speaker A
It's already almost halfway. Oh my god. Oh, it's picking up even now. We got to go go.
Speaker A
When you get bit, it goes up like crazy. [laughter] Am I becoming Spider-Man? All right, there's two entrances. I'm so fresh my nuts. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.
Speaker A
What? I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. Swag. Oh, spray bottle. Wire. I'm bringing this back.
Speaker A
Are you real? Are you real? I'm bringing this. Bring it back. Okay. Wait. Wait. The spray bottle has a 100 on it. I can use it.
Speaker A
I don't know. Does it bring down like radioactivity? I don't trust spraying me. Nope. It goes up.
Speaker A
[snorts] Okay. 105. Awesome. [snorts] All right, let's drop this. Like a cuckoo clock. That was really expensive.
Speaker A
All right, we can go. Oh, nice. Okay, great. You guys are real. Do you want to go in here? There. There was a room that was kind of deep that I was afraid of going into.
Speaker A
Okay, let's go. Oh my god. Oh god, it's so It's like interactable. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Nah, that [ __ ] is fake. Nah. Nah. Miss you with all that. Wait.
Speaker A
Fine. We just Wait. The way that they're moving. They're That's a fake Venty. Wait.
Speaker A
Wait. What? Which one's real? Hey. Wait. Wait. What? That was me. No, no. The the fake walked into that room.
Speaker A
Yeah, the fake just walked. Is this really That was a fake me. I I just I just walked out from the cook, [laughter] I think. Before what? Really?
Speaker A
Yeah, dude. The one that went into this room was it was it was there, but then it changed to Vanta.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. That one. That one. Yeah. Yeah. Fake, fake, fake. Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.
Speaker A
I ran. No, you didn't. Oh my god. There's a dead. [laughter] One more shot. Oh god. Come on.
Speaker A
Hello. Oh, his voice keep changing. What do you mean it's dark in here? Oh [ __ ] [laughter] What? [screaming] No. They got detox [screaming] broadcast.
Speaker A
Wait, what? Wait, there's two. There's two. There's two. Yes. No. And the monkey. Yes.
Speaker A
This is not good. What the [ __ ] Oh, that's cool. What's happening? ALL RIGHT.
Speaker A
A [ __ ] NO. [laughter] NO. GIRL, I think we got to go. No, cuz said that earlier. I [laughter] hit him. Hit him.
Speaker A
It's Stoping me. I can't I can't swing it. I'm having the bug. I can't leave. You have to go. Oh, you have to have Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker A
I can't leave. What? Can you drop the bat? That sounded pretty. No, I can't. Oh, I can't. I can, but I can't pick it up.
Speaker A
Give me this bat. Oh, wait. I just I just cl No. I think we can't leave. I think you can't leave either. Oh, you can hit.
Speaker A
Okay. Oh, [ __ ] Non-exchangeable. Really? [laughter] Oh, no. WHAT'S MY CHANGEABLE. We couldn't even defeat one. [laughter] And Ara got the bug now, too. So, she can't exit.
Speaker A
Oh, it's over. Man, this is um this is something. This is true. This is [ __ ] Wait, what is this bug?
Speaker A
I can't. Yeah, what is this bug? I I don't know why why it happens.
Speaker A
Can we like press Alt key or something? Let me Let me see if I can find anything on this. [snorts] Jump up on here.
Speaker A
[snorts] I can't even use the live broadcaster. [laughter] Go a building. Go hug a minute.
Speaker A
Is the bat bugged? Yeah, you can't hit anything either if you had this bug.
Speaker A
I could hit. I wonder what the owl does. What does the owl do? Yeah, I could I could hit, too.
Speaker A
We have to restart, bro. We don't have to restart. We're just going to [ __ ] die. How about that?
Speaker A
Well, yeah, we're already dead. We're not We're not recovering from this. Unless Aya can somehow pull together like $100 out of her ass, then you know, and and then she can't even somehow, right?
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. True. She can't even do anything. What's the Alo? I'm curious. If you're going to, you know, if you're bugged anyway, go hug the Stay back.
Speaker A
I'm curious. I I have a shoe. You do have a shoe. [laughter] What the [ __ ] Oh god. Oh my god. What the What? What the [ __ ] Oh my Wait, what?
Speaker A
Wait, is she dead? I No, I think she's alive. That's really creepy. Oh my god.
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] is that? [laughter] That's really loud. Oh my god. THIS IS SO SCARY. Oh my god.
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh, she did it. She killed one. Oh, you beat him with a shoe.
Speaker A
I'm going to throw up. The camera is killing me. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, the shoe exploded. What?
Speaker A
Oh, [ __ ] [laughter] The distorted ookie voice. Oh, [ __ ] [laughter] Not good at all. Look at that. That's crazy. Oh my god.
Speaker A
[laughter] So many open. There's so many [laughter] like Oh my god. Wow. Oh my god.
Speaker A
That was really scary. This is [laughter] This game is a [ __ ] up anything. [laughter] Ah so out of service. No, we didn't I didn't even pay the mortgage on this.
Speaker A
It's so painful. Wait, what? All right. Oh, we just started over, I guess. Okay.
Speaker A
Wait, but my radiation's still at half. What the hell? I don't think so. Cuz our scrap value is still at zero.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. You're right. Oh, so it's over. Oh, so we're dead. Oh. Huh? Or does it just start over?
Speaker A
We try repair. Can we just kill ourselves? Jump in the toilet. I don't understand this.
Speaker A
Out the service. Proceed to repair station. But yeah, but we got the This game is interesting. And by really [ __ ] rough.
Speaker A
What? Yeah. Have a nice wash. Yeah. Yeah. Does this help with radiation? It helps with radiation.
Speaker A
That spray bottle was probably for radiation, too, in hindsight. No, it was not. It was it not?
Speaker A
No. I I had Uki spray me, and I it indeed increased my radiation. Ah.
Speaker A
Well, like which variation is it this time? Yeah, I'm kind of curious what what what's going to happen? Like it do we just go or does like a thing not work?
Speaker A
Like what what is the play? Yeah. Do we get flung out into outer space? Uh what's going to depart without repairing? Ah, I think it's this case.
Speaker A
Y'all ready? Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get it. It'll be fine. Do we just die? Yeah, it'll be it'll easy.
Speaker A
Yeah, dude. My my throw a lot worse than this. [screaming] Oh [ __ ] It's over. [laughter] It's over. It's over.
Speaker A
Wait, what? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, we got to [ __ ] these [ __ ] up.
Speaker A
Wait, I don't even have a weapon. Holy [ __ ] Oh, it's on the floor. It's on the floor.
Speaker A
It's on the floor. Oh, RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE. [ __ ] him [screaming] up.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT. I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT. Who's going to [ __ ] these [ __ ] up? [laughter] My face, [ __ ] Oh my god. Ow. Ow.
Speaker A
I don't know who's who. Oh [ __ ] Well, now I know. God damn it.
Speaker A
Wow. That's scary. Wait, what? Oh, you lived. I killed two out of three. Okay. [laughter] What a punch.
Speaker A
Wow. Oh, that's actually kind of a cool way to end it. [snorts] Yeah, that is.
Speaker A
Yeah, that is a cool way to end it. Cool. If the E button work, I'm good at hitting things. So, you have a thing on your head.
Speaker A
Oh my god, you have a you have a frog. What? How do you get that?
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] I think you got to win. I don't know, actually.
Speaker A
Oh, game right? Okay. Can I I'm going to pee real quick if you guys buy stuff.
Speaker A
Okay, I'll be honest. Hey, I kind of want some tea. Fair, fair, fair. Yeah.
Speaker A
You guys want any tea? I have eucalyptus and lemon echania. What? What's the second one?
Speaker A
Lemon echgonia. I think that's how you pronounce it. Oh, never heard. Which I like to call it. Echo go.
Speaker A
Okay, I'll be right back. [laughter] Low key, I feel like weapons are more important in this game.
Speaker A
It wasn't too hard to manage without a flashlight, right? But I feel like without weapons, we're kind of screwed. There's so many of them.
Speaker A
That is true. Frilling enough to make you lose your minds. [laughter] You're just like, but I don't have money though.
Speaker A
Yeah, but we have to use it anyway. Oh, no. No. I mean, like, we don't have much money is what I'm saying.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, yeah. Pain. puppy works very enthusiastically. Can we get a dog? Ukie mama, can we get a dog [laughter] for what?
Speaker A
I don't know. I honestly don't know [laughter] actually. But it's cute. I will take care of it. I'll I'll take it on walks. I I can wash it [laughter] if we maybe maybe if we can get through one round. Okay.
Speaker A
What else is here? I am going to get a bat cuz I think I'm good at hitting things.
Speaker A
Yes, I guess. Yeah, two bats and two bats and a flashlight. Or should we go three bats?
Speaker A
Or can we even go three bats? I don't think we can. No, we don't have enough. I think it has to be two bats and you know a is a painful the idea of that to kind of mark us so that we know who
Speaker A
we are. I was thinking that too maybe but only five of them. Like if we know who the fake is, you can throw one of them at it.
Speaker A
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. The other way around. That's true. What do you think a compass does? Oh, to the nearest exit. I mean, [clears throat] I need it, but I'm sure you guys don't.
Speaker A
So [laughter] I think we should have Yeah. One more person with a bat. Yeah.
Speaker A
In case the other person gets bugged again. I think it gets bugged if you pick up the bat from somebody who died.
Speaker A
It seems like that's what keeps happening. Or it might be any item. It could be even like any item that they drop after they die if you pick it up.
Speaker A
Well, that's kind of [snorts] a problem. [laughter] That's what it seems like cuz I feel like that keeps bugging when you pick up the bat. Huh.
Speaker A
Oh, Vanta went to get tea, by the way. Okay. What do we get with the rest of the $30?
Speaker A
Flashlight. A dollar. [laughter] I think I think a flashlight. Maybe chicken. I think flashlight or paintball.
Speaker A
Can you try paintball since you flashlight last time? You need a gun and be thrown. Oh, now I do want this. But it's pretty pricey.
Speaker A
Cuz the paintball, if we know which one's fake, then we can mark it with a paintball.
Speaker A
Oh, if you are holding equipment that can be enhanced. Hold up. Can I actually enhance this?
Speaker A
It might cost money though. Oh no. Oh, you're right. Oh, I think it's only paintball and compass that could be or and flashlight that could be enhanced apparently.
Speaker A
Flashlight, paintball, compass. Oh, I see. Right. What can you I was hoping the teddy bear would be upgraded and that would be really cool, but oh well.
Speaker A
What happens when you enhance the paintball? It will be more different colors. Different colors.
Speaker A
Oh my god. [laughter] Paintballs. Paintballs. Oh, true. With a paintball, we could mark each other.
Speaker A
And then if you don't have a paintball, is it permanent? Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
Speaker A
Yeah. I don't know. Might go away after a bit. We could try. I mean, we might as well try, right? Nothing to lose.
Speaker A
Of our lives, maybe. It's a fake. Ventil would never dance like that. He's too cool to dance like that.
Speaker A
[laughter] Wish I could move while doing this. I wish I could too. All you can do is go in a circle.
Speaker A
Amazing. Incredible crows. Such splendid display of skill. Oh, [snorts] that's such a good emote.
Speaker A
Oh, no. He left. I think he crashed. Oh, I think Yeah. [laughter] Wait. Oh god.
Speaker A
M sis. [snorts] No way. Not after I hit him while dancing. He just No.
Speaker A
You killed him. Yeah. I bumped the I bombed I [laughter] bumped his two hearts.
Speaker A
Can he come in mid game? Oh yeah. That answers that answers my question. [snorts] Hello. Oh my god. I had to reset the game. I couldn't hear a word you guys were saying.
Speaker A
Oh no. Oh no. Wait. Wow. We were getting We're just silently pecking. Yeah. I Could you guys hear me?
Speaker A
No. Oh no. I don't know what's going on. I think something's wrong with my Go XLR. I might need a new mixer or a new uh interface.
Speaker A
I feel like it's probably the gim. It's probably maybe it's time maybe it's time to move on. I'll ask for he'll be so happy that I'm not using go XLR anymore.
Speaker A
Go XLR forever. I feel the same way. But you know, or maybe I'll just get a new Go XLR.
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh my god. Too much money on this thing for it to not last me my whole life. [laughter] Fair.
Speaker A
Relatable freaking amen to that. Holy moly. Well, I got my tea. So, we ready? Are we balling? Are we ready to go back?
Speaker A
I'm ready. And die. Oh, did we want to buy the people? We have to win still.
Speaker A
Yeah, let's get the ball. Let's try it. Let's see if we can get the paint.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's actually kind of crazy. Like you I don't know. The the way that the combat works is kind of frustrating.
Speaker A
Yeah. Whoa. Maybe let's not use it yet. But I wonder if you can recharge it.
Speaker A
There's five. Yeah. I don't want to. Oh, we can show you Vanta. just Okay. Okay. Okay. [laughter] Wait, who has the What else did you guys buy? Did you buy uh two bats?
Speaker A
We don't I We figured no flashlight is probably fine cuz it's not Yeah, it's pretty bright.
Speaker A
Yeah, we can see just fine. Although, in some areas it's really dark, but like it I think it's better to be able to defend ourselves.
Speaker A
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, my bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. Whoa.
Speaker A
Sorry. Sorry. Wow. Okay. I didn't even think of. Yeah, it was supposed to be very pure. I'm sorry. I was I was just drinking my tea.
Speaker A
I thought you were, you know, I don't know. [laughter] Honestly, respectable though, V. I see you.
Speaker A
What do you mean? Oh, my TV. Y on the telly. LGBT. LGBT. LGBT. Wow.
Speaker A
All right. What are we doing here? Okay. Which one? There's two times the danger and two times the loop but less radiation.
Speaker A
Feel like radiation is worse than danger. You don't know that. Actually, technically the radiation is how we die to the enemies cuz they build up our radiation and then we die, right?
Speaker A
So, like does it really make a difference at this point? I don't know what the owl does.
Speaker A
I don't know what it does either, but honestly, it feels like everything just [ __ ] us up. So, like does it really matter? Well, the the monkey thing is kind of like the invisible guy.
Speaker A
He takes you. Yeah, he's just from from what? All right, [ __ ] it.
Speaker A
Is that the real name? No, [laughter] the what is it? The gooner. The actual name of that enemy in repo is the hidden. [laughter] Oh, hidden.
Speaker A
That makes more sense. Yes, the hidden goar. [laughter] So funny. Oh my god. All right.
Speaker A
All right. Get in there. Please, bro. Got to get in there. Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
Speaker A
Help! Over there! Over there! Wait! Wait! It's me. It's me. It's me. I'm real.
Speaker A
[laughter] That [ __ ] is not quiet. There he is. All right, let's get it.
Speaker A
What is this button? Is that you? Oh, activate shutter. Okay, there's two entrances. Oh, yeah. It's closes and for a while if you close.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Let me bring out the bat. Yeah, I r in case be careful traps.
Speaker A
I hear something. LGTV. [snorts] Oh, spray bottle. What this? Wait, wait, wait. What? One, two, three.
Speaker A
Wait. Oh, sorry. Okay, [laughter] I got [screaming] paranoid. Oh, [ __ ] Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh, wow. You sound so low. You guys sound amazing. Sounds like a chipmunk chipmunk.
Speaker A
Yes, you are. Also, [ __ ] [laughter] in my place. Oh my god. Wow. There's so many places to charge your electronics here.
Speaker A
Yes, indeed. Hello. Hi. Wait. Huh? Where the [ __ ] did everybody go? Okay. Okay. You're good. You're good.
Speaker A
My voice. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me. Was there a trip wire or something? Can we avoid that somehow?
Speaker A
I'm curious, too. It doesn't It's not very clear as to what we're doing to cause that.
Speaker A
Is there anything on the floor? It might just be motion sensor. Maybe also a bad one. I think I got my balls out.
Speaker A
Stay at the edges. Oh, I'm waiting for a to say I got my balls out. Everybody go.
Speaker A
There's nothing here. Over here. Okay. [snorts] Over here. Maybe. I'm always counting. Take your balls out.
Speaker A
Yeah. On my LGBT. My balls are LGBT. Oh my god. They're Wait. Wait. That's Wait. Oh, no. You're never mind.
Speaker A
Oh, what? I'm weird. Beautiful. Your voices are [ __ ] up, guys. Another thing. Nice. What the hell is this? Or an umbrella? I'll take it.
Speaker A
Oh no, I'm alone. Let's get the [ __ ] out of here. Who's real? Who's real?
Speaker A
No, there has to be more stuff. I have no idea who the [ __ ] is.
Speaker A
Your voice is so low. I can't Why is there two people with spray bottles?
Speaker A
What the hell was that sound? That was a spray bottle. It's getting away. It's going away slowly but surely.
Speaker A
Wait, do two of you have spray bottles? [laughter] I was like, we didn't start with two spray bottles.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Pick one up. Pick one. What is that? That's Oh. Oh. Is my voice still [ __ ] He talks. He talks very slowly. Just a little.
Speaker A
Yes. Okay, now you're back. Hey, I don't know where we're going. I'm just watching.
Speaker A
I'm following. I'm following you. Yo, I'm scared. We have Oh, a guitar. What is it?
Speaker A
Oh my god, there's so many things. Oh, that's awesome. Two of them. [laughter] Um, the owl is coming.
Speaker A
I'm jamming. Oh, there's another item here. [laughter] Wait, you can put the guitar away, but I can't put the clock. Oh, I can't.
Speaker A
What is this? All right, let's Wait, there's toilet paper. We got to get the [ __ ] out OF HERE.
Speaker A
WE GOT TO run there. That's how it works. [ __ ] Don't we have to go?
Speaker A
This [ __ ] This [ __ ] don't got nothing on me. [ __ ] this guy.
Speaker A
Oh, he's dapper. There's more than one. Oh, he they're both dapper. Is he still Oh, what? A just died.
Speaker A
One shot. Do I? Wait, it one shots. I don't know. I literally just die died.
Speaker A
I I'm My inventory is full. YEAH. [laughter] OH, that's fake. Yeah, that is fake.
Speaker A
Okay, one second. I'll see if it kills me. Oh, [laughter] [screaming] now what? Whoa.
Speaker A
Guys, a chipmunk. Are you going to lead me to the right way or no?
Speaker A
You're awesome. Get me out of here. [snorts] Oh my god, the cute animal led me to freedom. I feel like snow [ __ ] white.
Speaker A
Woo! Jesus Christ. Bye. There was still so much time. Could have gone back. I was too scared. [laughter] Yeah, why' you go alone?
Speaker A
One hit. And its range is kind of crazy, too. That guy just I thought it would kill me and then just sliced us in half. Like that was some [ __ ] I thought it would kill me, but somehow
Speaker A
[snorts] Well, which Which one do you want to guys go? [laughter] Less monsters. [ __ ] this [ __ ] That little That little chipmunk led me to safety. Actually suck my ass.
Speaker A
Debate it and then walk. That little chipmunk cuz that was our first time seeing it.
Speaker A
Radiation going up. Let's run. Let's run. Yo, that little chipmunk led me to safety.
Speaker A
It was really cute. My radiation is like one. That was Don't work that way. All right.
Speaker A
Oh my god, my pain ball. I didn't even get to use my balls. [ __ ] I wasn't even sure if I should pick it up.
Speaker A
All right. I didn't even get to use my balls. All right. Perhaps we should Wait, never mind. We can't split up. We've only got one weapon. Okay, let's get it.
Speaker A
Bows. Bows. Yo, why is there a puddle already? Can I break this open? Me once a month.
Speaker A
No. [laughter] Wait, did Venty separate from us? Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh, look. A rubber ducky.
Speaker A
Wait, wait, wait. Is that real? Who are you? Yeah, I'm real. I'm real. You're real? Okay, I'm real.
Speaker A
Okay. All right. All right. All right. This is [laughter] pretty real. This is real real.
Speaker A
Wait, Vantie separated from us. Okay. I can't understand. What am I doing? Are you real?
Speaker A
I'm real. I'm real. Did you guys get trapped again? It's a dead end with no items.
Speaker A
There was one item. I got a rubber ducky. Oh, nice. Wait, why are we separating?
Speaker A
I don't think we I don't think we won here right? Where'd you guys go?
Speaker A
Why are we separating? Over here. Over here. Yeah. Yeah. I already went that way. There's nothing.
Speaker A
Oh, really? Really? Okay. Wait, Alra, come back. Oh, girl, I'm getting confused. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Should Let's Let's Let's hold. Let's try to gather. I feel like I don't want to die. Where did they go?
Speaker A
We're here. I just went I just went to go get Yeah, I checked. Okay.
Speaker A
All right. Why am I so slow? I got to I got to I got to really harness my inner Drake when I play this game.
Speaker A
I I got to I got to be able to spot fake love. Baby girl.
Speaker A
Bubba girl. Baby girl. Whoa. I hear you little [ __ ] [laughter] Just because you're hot doesn't mean you can kill us.
Speaker A
What happened? No, I was I Oh, there's a different direction. Okay, I'll do that.
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh [ __ ] he's right there. I wonder if I can hit it.
Speaker A
Bro, where are your items? What the [ __ ] Why am I slow? Oh [ __ ] Wait, is this the voice one?
Speaker A
Is this I don't think so. I think it just fell as Oh, we can open this. Oh, another rubber dust on Oh, a shoe. Yay.
Speaker A
Yay. We love shoes. What? [laughter] I don't know. I think it's a petal. It's like a flower.
Speaker A
Oh, we're going. Oh, that's cute. We're going real deep in here. Who's who? It's going to take a while to get out.
Speaker A
Good stuff. I got some good stuff, guys. Okay, that's your voice. Oh, he's walking.
Speaker A
It's a $25 puddle. It makes you laugh or walk really slow. Yeah, it makes you slower.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Oh, and there's another one. What was that? Did someone close the shutter?
Speaker A
Spray bottle. Spray bottle. Can somebody I'm full. Can somebody pick anything? Oh. Oh. Where is it? Where is it?
Speaker A
It's over here. I got you. I got you. I got you. All right, let's get out. We We don't have to.
Speaker A
All right. What is this flower? It's so cute. It is very cute. Wouldn't it be crazy if this person in the front just turned around and killed me? [laughter] Stop.
Speaker A
Would be really funny, but thankfully this entire time. Where are you? You could eat. You could eat. That doesn't work.
Speaker A
Oh no. Oh no. There's a There's a fake here. There's a fake. Oh, you're right. There.
Speaker A
Oh, that's crazy. Oh my god. THAT HAS A FLOWER, TOO. YEAH, I think so.
Speaker A
That's crazy. Ow. That's not Come back, [ __ ] Yeah. Oh, we can just run away.
Speaker A
I guess you do. Whoa. Wait. Wait. Ow. That's me. I'm real. I'm real. OH MY GOD. WAIT. Which one are you? You can talk. He talks very slowly.
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] I got you. That was quite convincing. Oh my. [snorts] Yes, please.
Speaker A
I can't attack. Oh, [ __ ] Nice. Nice. The battle broke. Let's get the [ __ ] out. We got to keep going.
Speaker A
There's a sign board that's worth 21 in here. Oh, I I have space. I think I have space. I can get it.
Speaker A
They're here. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] It says I'm WE GOT TO RUN. We can open what?
Speaker A
Wait, there's a fake. There's a fake. There's a fake. Yay. Yay. We love shoes.
Speaker A
That [ __ ] The one that said, "Yay, we love shoes." What the [ __ ] Wait, wait. [screaming] Let's Let's hold.
Speaker A
Wait. Are you holding? [laughter] I'm so confused. Wait. Don't hit me. DON'T HIT ME. DON'T HIT ME. DON'T HIT ME. HEY, HEY HEY.
Speaker A
SORRY. SORRY. [laughter] Pick up pick up your [ __ ] again, dude. I'm bugged. I'm bugged.
Speaker A
Going to see if I could just leave somehow. Can you guys pick this up?
Speaker A
I'll pick up the sign board. Calming at the same time. [laughter] You're back. Fake.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. But I have a weapon. You have a weapon. Hello. Hello. Wait. I'm going to drop this.
Speaker A
Uhoh. This is There's a fake one behind. I'm fake. That's so funny. Oh, no. No. That's real.
Speaker A
I can't pick up. That's so stupid. I can't pick it up either cuz I'm full.
Speaker A
I can't pick it up because I'm bugs it. Oh [ __ ] Means you can't leave.
Speaker A
I know. I guess I'll Well, I don't know actually what [laughter] I do. Are you real?
Speaker A
You me? I'm real. Him? Okay. Where's Vanta? I think he's dead. What? [laughter] Not going to lie, I think he's dead.
Speaker A
How do I know how to get out of here? I don't know either. [ __ ] guys. I'm scared I'm going to get electrocuted.
Speaker A
Oh, I hear there's definitely footsteps. BS. Oh, that's a I can't open the door. Yep.
Speaker A
I'm screwed. Well, I'll be with you guys until the end. That was a fake Ara that just said balls.
Speaker A
Really? Yes, [laughter] I heard it. Oh my god. Wait. Okay, we came from here.
Speaker A
Oh, [ __ ] We went in a circle. And I think that's dead vanty.
Speaker A
Oh, hey. Oh [ __ ] The flower looks like I really wish I could pick these.
Speaker A
Hello. You're fake. Wait, what? Slowly but surely. Slowly but surely, you're fake. Just a little.
Speaker A
Just a little. Really scary. Where'd you guys go? And he said help. Yeah, he just said hello.
Speaker A
[ __ ] Help. No. Oh my god. Okay, sounds normal again. Hello. [screaming] We need to run.
Speaker A
WE NEED TO RUN. OKAY. WHERE? Not this way. Where do we run? That's downstairs, right? That's probably no good.
Speaker A
Oh my god. [laughter] I killed you so far. Get the hell out of my face.
Speaker A
[laughter] You did. Oh, no. It was really funny. You got one like that's not you.
Speaker A
Oh man, it happens to the best of us. [sighs] So, how are you feeling?
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] This is so [ __ ] UP. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT?
Speaker A
WHAT THE [ __ ] is that? [laughter] What the [ __ ] [laughter] Oh my god.
Speaker A
[laughter] I'm pressing the part. I'm pressing. Oh, L survived. I was like, [laughter] I thought Lero found like a really cool juke box and I was like, whoa, that's awesome.
Speaker A
Elephant starts walking towards. This is crazy, [laughter] guys. Are you real? I can't remember anything.
Speaker A
Are we real? Wait, look. We're closer than before, though. Yeah. Oh my god. So scary cuz I didn't drop the items that they might despawn out of my hand. Thank god they didn't.
Speaker A
But the big me. See, as soon as there's a mimic, I'm like, I can't trust anybody.
Speaker A
And I just start whacking. Yeah. Well, yeah. [laughter] Understand though, bro. Understand. That [ __ ] was crazy.
Speaker A
That's terrifying. Literally Uki, who you were whacking at, neither of us were mimics. You you you swung [laughter] in both there and I died.
Speaker A
What can I say? [laughter] I'm once I have a weapon, I'm a good shot. But I guess I can't tell who's real.
Speaker A
Trust no [ __ ] That's what I always tell people. Don't trust anyone out on these streets. Not even yourself.
Speaker A
Trust no [ __ ] All right. Low key, I think the left side might be good, right? If we only have 45 left.
Speaker A
I mean, we Yeah, we only need if we don't [ __ ] die. No, we won't. We won't. Nobody. As long as one person isn't bugged, we can do this. [laughter] I don't get why.
Speaker A
All right, let's do this, guys. It's like a a bonus challenge, you know. Not only do you have to survive, you have to also not get a bug with the game that let you not leave.
Speaker A
Yay. I love handicap. Playing it on expert mode. Okay, guys. Scary when it was chasing.
Speaker A
Part of me feels like we should split up. That was really [ __ ] scary. What?
Speaker A
Well, we don't have weapons anymore, so Okay. I feel like we should split up.
Speaker A
The re Okay, so look look hear me out. Hear me out. The reason why I think we should split up is because if two groups of two go to two different locations, then we always know who the other person
Speaker A
with us is and it's less people to get confused. So there so there's less confusion when like a mimic actually does show up. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker A
You are bugging out like crazy. Your mic is like a robot. Really? His is his is not bad on my end.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Oh. Maybe it's me. I'm like phasing in and out of existence. Oh no. Why did you just start pecking all of a sudden? [laughter] Because the bear started pecking.
Speaker A
Hungry little bird. What can I say? All right. Our radiation's going up. Let's jump in, guys. Okay.
Speaker A
All right. Who's Who's the squads? Who's the groups? Doors. There. I think also if you leave if you leave, use the the the thing so that you can announce yourself.
Speaker A
That's a smart idea. I'll take this one if anyone wants to come. Oh, wait. Now that I think about it, but the minute girl, wait. You're alone.
Speaker A
[ __ ] Hello. Oh my god. Girl, you got to wait. You're alone. I'ming.
Speaker A
That means I'm real. I got a toilet seat. You got what? Toilet seat. Oh wire.
Speaker A
Nice. I feel like we already have enough. Oh, toilet seat. I think so, too. Oh, yeah. I got one.
Speaker A
That's like not too bad. Oh, [ __ ] I didn't realize you could open the lockers this whole time.
Speaker A
Did you go through here already? What? I don't remember. What the [ __ ] was that?
Speaker A
Is this where we came from? Oh, little creature. Wait, this creature led me to the exit before.
Speaker A
Okay, let's follow it. I mean, there's an exit here, but like Whoa. Why'd you walk back?
Speaker A
Did you sense danger? Where are you taking us? Heading out. Vanta and bear heading out for a minute.
Speaker A
[laughter] Why he say it like that? It's so [ __ ] loud. Jesus. Oh my god. Oh, there's two eggs.
Speaker A
We do. We actually do. I don't know. Girl. Oh, wait. No, it's What's happening?
Speaker A
On your face. Can you talk? I'm I'm trying to talk. He's muted. Hello. Wow.
Speaker A
Hello. What the [ __ ] was that? I'm putting this stuff in the in the car.
Speaker A
You are having your snow snow white arc. That scared the [ __ ] out of me.
Speaker A
Oh, I just jumped. That's cute though. I don't know if you heard me scream.
Speaker A
That was like [ __ ] jumped on my face. No, it mutes you. It's crazy.
Speaker A
What the hell? Oh my god. Look. Oh, WE HAVE MAD MONEY. WOW. ALL RIGHT, let's get I'm going to hold on. I'm holding on to this frying pan.
Speaker A
Oh, I'm not coming towards you. Wait, it doesn't take our [ __ ] does it?
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Okay. [snorts] What? What? What? Oh, animal. Not you guys. I thought I was going to kill us.
Speaker A
What? No. [laughter] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's a fake. The one with the rattle. The one with the rattle is a fake.
Speaker A
The one with the Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The rattles are fake. Nice rank then.
Speaker A
Take your voice back. You don't listen to your own voice while you stream. Oh, it's the beginning.
Speaker A
Oh, wow. He uses like different voices, too. Okay. Okay. UI died for blood. UI really wants it.
Speaker A
It broke. Okay. We got this. Oh, scary. When the AI No, wait. Uh Maybe we don't have to greed. Maybe we can just finish level one. Well, I mean I mean we want Damn. The frying pan wasn't enough to
Speaker A
kill it. These mines the mimics are strong, but we don't have anything. It's okay. We have three bodies.
Speaker A
Yeah, we'll be fine. Where are you? As long as one of us lives. [laughter] Oh, wait. Where are you?
Speaker A
I'm coming. Oh, here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, why is it so strong? The [ __ ] They weren't that strong before.
Speaker A
Yeah. Why was the spork more powerful? Damn. Oh, mug. Nice. Tape over them are safe to grab to open up.
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Activate shutter. Oh, it just closes the door and it's very loud. Super loud.
Speaker A
What is that? What is that? Oh god. Oh no. Not it again. [laughter] Oh, it takes you to the entrance.
Speaker A
Does it? I don't think so. Yeah, it does. Is it I think it might be random. Oh, wait. Does it It took us to the entrance last time.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Look at that. Huh? I think it might be random, low key. I mean, I got This is like 40.
Speaker A
Okay. All right. All right. All right. [ __ ] all this. [ __ ] all this. I'm out.
Speaker A
I'm out. I'm out. I'm No, no. I'm missing with that [ __ ] OH, WAIT. IT CAME OUT WITH US. ONE OF US IS FAKE. ONE OF US is [laughter] go.
Speaker A
Wait. Where's lost? It's over here. Oh, it's over here. I hate when they go outside and follow us.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Here we Okay. Okay. Oh my god. All right. Oh yeah, I'm real.
Speaker A
Okay, let's let's let's get the [ __ ] out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I I see it. It's crazy.
Speaker A
Oh, [snorts] wow. It actually follows you out. That's horrifying. That's what it did in the last round.
Speaker A
And I was scared. Why didn't that [ __ ] die? Yeah, you hit it like five times.
Speaker A
[laughter] That's crazy. So much HP, dude. Last time I killed it with a [ __ ] spork.
Speaker A
[laughter] Ow, dude. It's very loud. Move to the service station. Okay, we're going. Why is it so loud?
Speaker A
Wake up, everyone. It's just a dream. It's time to go to school. No. Time to go to school.
Speaker A
Maybe we just need a better weapon. All right, we can [cough and clears throat] repair.
Speaker A
No, we put everything in the toilet. No. No. Wait. Wait. What do you mean?
Speaker A
I don't know if we do. Oh, I see. I think you are supposed to Oh, you can put items in the Okay, never mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the toilet was 50 bucks. I didn't realize.
Speaker A
Oh my god, that was an expensive toilet seat. Yeah. Holy. Yeah, we had like three of them. We had 370.
Speaker A
Oh, but some of them are cheaper than the other, I GUESS. AH, WHAT? UM, DAMN. WELL, that sucks.
Speaker A
Huh? What happened? What? I tried to pick it up. It just exploded. What? Wait, what?
Speaker A
The flower just popped. The flower exploded. Okay. Well, 354 ain't bad. Yeah. Oh, wait. But Oh, what the Oh, [ __ ] The tram.
Speaker A
Oh. Whoa. Girl, why are you falling on me? Uh, why is it dropping? What? Whoa.
Speaker A
Wait. Is this safe? What the? It's being repaired. Okay. Okay. Let's wait. We Let's try and get better weapons this time.
Speaker A
Well, we have enough for a gun and one shot. A gun and one bullet.
Speaker A
Wow. Shiny. Nice. Yay. What's this? Wait. [laughter] Wait. What? What? What the [ __ ] I don't know what.
Speaker A
Wait, is that the freaking meme, [laughter] bro? The standing the standing. What? [laughter] I just, you know.
Speaker A
Yo, wait, guys. Look at the mimic. Oh my god. Oh, is that a mimic or is that You're the man. You're the man.
Speaker A
Hey, where you going? Come back, [ __ ] Mimic, apparently. Whoa, whoa. [laughter] One two three four.
Speaker A
He's like a gopher. Yeah, it's sunny. It's kind of ridiculous, but the bat still takes like four shots to hit the um uh That's true. You think we should go for electric swatter? Do you think that'll be better?
Speaker A
Maybe so. Maybe so. Cuz the Yeah, the bat's kind of The bat was like really ass. [laughter] That's kind of whack.
Speaker A
Brisco. Yeah, he's a gopher or whatever. That's his name. That's the name. [laughter] Applied tram horn.
Speaker A
We could get a compass and two and two flywatters. Oh, electric swatters. Compass or Do you want to try your try your balls again?
Speaker A
I think we should get a flashlight. It's hard to see some in the basement. I think we have one.
Speaker A
That's true. One flashlight and two slots then. Yeah, sure. I think splitting up was actually the play, though. I think that was not a bad idea.
Speaker A
Yeah, it wasn't bad. Make sure to shower. Uh, I'm going to buy a flashlight.
Speaker A
What? And uh Oh [ __ ] we're a dollar short. Well, wait. Did we do the math wrong? 701 140.
Speaker A
No, just got a flashlight. That's why. Oh, well, we have 69 funds, which is a really funny number, but we got to do something about that.
Speaker A
Um, I mean, what is it? We could get a bat. And low key, I feel like a compass isn't a bad idea because um uh pretty sure the compass just works as that. It takes us to the exit.
Speaker A
Okay. Jesus. [laughter] Yeah. Uh yeah. Yeah. I think that's a good idea. Okay. Actually, maybe maybe you get this water. You're like, are you sure?
Speaker A
ACTUALLY, OKAY. WAIT, WAIT A SECOND. [laughter] SOMEONE JUST USE IT on me. Someone just take a bat.
Speaker A
Wow. Damn. Oh, you guys stuff, too. Wow. Uh, make sure to um take a shower before you um go out. I don't know if it builds radation.
Speaker A
Can I charge this in the I just wanted to take a shower. Fair enough.
Speaker A
Oh, you can charge it. Not stinky in here. Hey, I think you have to.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Look. It says toilet seat is mad money. Wait, why? I don't know.
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh, maybe maybe it's like a random item every time costs like more. We were that we had three toilet seats.
Speaker A
Maybe that's why it was 50 cuz I swear when I picked it up it didn't cost 50.
Speaker A
That's what I thought too. I swear it was like hella cheap. It was like $4 or something.
Speaker A
Yeah, maybe we were lucky with the RNG. Yeah, maybe that's what happened. Okay. Okay, I'm with it.
Speaker A
Wait, do we have another weapon or is it just me? I have a bat.
Speaker A
Okay, cool. I have a flashlight and Ben has a compass so much. We will be unstoppable.
Speaker A
Okay, bread time. We completed one round. That's all that matters. Yeah, we got past day one and I feel like that's that's a win.
Speaker A
It's a hard game. It's not easy. That's for kind of a lowkey unfair game, I feel like. But [laughter] 3004. Ah, we we got that last time.
Speaker A
What the hell? This is such an easy last time, guys. No. Wait a second. Now [laughter] it's either Do you want two times the radiation or Wait. Yeah. What? But the name the abandoned factory or his first factory.
Speaker A
Yeah. So I think we should go to the abandoned factory. No no no [laughter] guys. It's in the name. It's in the name.
Speaker A
This emo in the name. I'm going to peck the second button. I get it because you're pecking it. I see it. I see it.
Speaker A
Yeah. All right. All right. We ball. This metal is so [ __ ] yummy.
Speaker A
Surely. Well, [ __ ] Hope my PC doesn't blow up. [snorts] All right, I'm ready to fight.
Speaker A
You look ready to fight. I would forgive the bugs in this game if I let you move while emoting.
Speaker A
That's true. I'm going to go right. Uh, I will go with you. Oh, I feel like we should.
Speaker A
Actually, no. No, you're right. My bad. My bad. Yeah, I'll go left. Wait, is there a two? I'll go there.
Speaker A
Okay, you and me against the world. I have a compass. Oh, I see. So, the red points us Okay.
Speaker A
Interesting. Cool. It's probably a bit different on levels, though. Red seems to point towards the Does it use it up if I don't hit anything?
Speaker A
It does. [ __ ] Anything in here? What happens? That looks like a trap, girl.
Speaker A
I don't like that. That looks really bad. That's a fall. Be careful. Be very careful. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] This is where the flashlight comes in handy. It's a shame jumps don't feel like they do [ __ ] Yeah.
Speaker A
Oh boy. Oh my god. Please. Where is anything? It's It's huge. That's That's what she said.
Speaker A
That's what I said. Actually, I'm about to say that's what they said. My bad. [laughter] That's what said.
Speaker A
That's what I said. There's this big ass space and no item, bro. Seriously. Oh, [ __ ] Okay.
Speaker A
Oh no. go go go. Walk walk. [laughter] I'm following you. I'm following you. Wait. What is that? Fake.
Speaker A
That's right. Fake. Fake. Ver. Damn. I ran. Oh my god. I can Yo [laughter] can you see right now? Is it too dark for you?
Speaker A
These [ __ ] I How tanky? I was curious. So that's not openable. Yeah. No, bro. [snorts] What did I just Is that there or is that an arrow?
Speaker A
Oh my god. Bro, this is actually so frustrating. Why do they take so many hits? And why are there no [ __ ] items?
Speaker A
[snorts] Well, I'm out of charge on this thing. So, like, the only thing that probably does any meaningful damage is the goddamn shotgun.
Speaker A
Did you Wait, did you even get an item? There's something. I got one thing. I just found the fan.
Speaker A
Oh my god. And then there's nothing else, bro. It took everything out of us just to get rid of one.
Speaker A
Oh, this this game needs some some It needs a patch. WE JUST CAME BACK. SO, if you know Vera is next to you, it's not it's not real.
Speaker A
Wait, that that was the thing that killed her. We have to run. Oh, it's the [ __ ] owl.
Speaker A
[ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Guys, we got a lot of stuff. I hear you. Did you go around?
Speaker A
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Okay. I think it was this way. Okay. [snorts] Oh, [ __ ] I almost walked off.
Speaker A
Me, too. Me, too. This way. And then come on. It's here. And then here the stairs. Nice. Nice.
Speaker A
Nice. Nice. There's a fake AR, too. Unless if that was her over the mic.
Speaker A
Here it is. Oh my god. Yo, [ __ ] this game. Oh, something was so close behind me.
Speaker A
This game, dude. This game is so crazy. Guys, get off my ass. I literally got the the the fan is is is a two is a two-hand item.
Speaker A
Holy [ __ ] that was terrifying. Oh, I can charge this now at least.
Speaker A
Nice. Holy [ __ ] What the hell is wrong with No, this Why Why are there so many and they take so much like so many hits? I don't get it.
Speaker A
If they were going to make weapons so [ __ ] worthless, why are they so expensive?
Speaker A
Maybe the point is to stop them and then run away. Maybe. I don't know. I just I'm so scared. Um, Uki Uki and I did step out for a bit. Uh, so if you saw a duplicate of us, then it's not us. But
Speaker A
we might be joining. THAT SOUNDS FAKE. THAT JUST sounds fake. I sound fake. We encountered fakes of both of you.
Speaker A
Really? Oh, what? Yeah. Wait, like as a duo? Yes. What? like and it was and and it took like like the the the swatter is absolute just garbage.
Speaker A
I used all the energy and then I just ended up swatting just with a no energy swatter.
Speaker A
Oh my god. We got a lot of stuff though. It's so It's so much like 304.
Speaker A
We're already at 159. We're so awesome. Yeah. Oh my god, that's so funny. What? [snorts] [laughter] I feel like at this point the weapon is just to deter the mimic so you can run.
Speaker A
Maybe so cuz Yeah, they're they're like the weapons are like all ass. [clears throat] It's so hard to kill them.
Speaker A
I guess we have to save up to shotgun. Yes that's probably we just got to get a lot of money.
Speaker A
I think we got everything. Let's get that in the next level because [ __ ] this place.
Speaker A
Yeah, you [snorts] did a pretty good job. What? I was just trying to do my impression of the gopher.
Speaker A
Oh, why am I a mim mimeis magnet? Like, get off my get off my ass.
Speaker A
Oh my god. What the [ __ ] are these options dude? Oh, wow. They're both awful. Do you want to die or do you want to die?
Speaker A
I want to die less. I think number the first one might be better. I think the right one sounds fun.
Speaker A
Yeah. You freak. What? I don't Look, we didn't even see a single I didn't see a single mob last time.
Speaker A
You Wow. Good. Good for [ __ ] you because they were all with the They were all with us.
Speaker A
They were all with us. We We We ran by We ran by two owls. multiple mimics and and the [ __ ] that killed V. Welcome to my keyboard ASMR guy where I'm clicking and clicking the keyboard.
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] You guys like that ASMR? Hell yeah, you do. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Where's my keyboard? After this. All righty. Wait. So, which one? Oh, no way. Which [laughter] one is this? Oh my god, Rags actually went for this one.
Speaker A
Okay, let's go. You're crazy. Crazy. I don't know who pulled that one. That was weird.
Speaker A
Get ready to fight. [laughter] Should we go together? Or just get ready to run away.
Speaker A
Yeah, hit and run. Hit and run. Let's all stay together. I want to see how many mobs there are.
Speaker A
What's wrong? Apparently, I'm a Mims's magnet, so like All right, keep bringing the good juju.
Speaker A
They're all buggly. I've irritated them. Now they're definitely going to come. You irritated me. Which way should we go?
Speaker A
Okay. Obviously not you. I'm trying to spite the enemies. Sniffles. Hey, didn't this one say two times the loot? Where's all the loot at? Where's the money?
Speaker A
A lighter. Nice. I want to pull lighter. ZZ Z. Whoa. I have that guy.
Speaker A
What's the What the That sounds like a bomb. What the hell was that? What was that? Your thing in your hands.
Speaker A
No, I just had a lighter. Oh, I'm so sorry. Did What the [laughter] No. Uh, what the hell is that? Is that a detector of some kind?
Speaker A
That sounds like a mine. Make one for the team. Wait, don't don't take one for it to see him.
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] Is it because there's something that I have on me? Wait a second.
Speaker A
No, it's not you. What am I going to blow up? What? Let's just go to the other room.
Speaker A
Hey, aren't I the only one that has Take that. Wait, wait, wait. It's 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4.
Speaker A
No, NO, NO, NO. ONE OF ONE OF US is Yeah, it's it's the one with the flashlight. It's this one right here.
Speaker A
I'll turn my I'm turning I'll turn my flashlight off. You know it's going to the mine.
Speaker A
It's coming back up. Oh god. Where am I? Oh no way. Every time I hit it.
Speaker A
Be careful. Traps the stick bugged. Oh no. Oh no. I'm scared. It's so useless.
Speaker A
What is this bomb? Um, wait. If I'm bugged anyway, I might as well [snorts] take one for the team.
Speaker A
Oh, keyboard. Oh, keyboard. Keyboard. Keyboard. I picked it up. Well, the beeping went away.
Speaker A
There's a bunch of stuff here. Megaphone keyboard here. I can't pick it up though cuz I'm bug.
Speaker A
Okay, I pick I'm I'm full now. Are we I'm full. Who's Who's Who else is full?
Speaker A
Me. Oh, there's a mug here. There's a mug here. Are you full? All right. Maybe we should go back.
Speaker A
Oh, there's a keyboard. We got M. Yeah, we got Mad stuff. Yeah, maybe open this as well. Nothing.
Speaker A
Uh empty. All right. All right. Why are there so much empty how to get back?
Speaker A
Don't worry, I got it. You have a compass, right? Oh, you got the compass. Wow.
Speaker A
That's why we got the compass, baby. It came in clutch. Might [laughter] What the [ __ ] Why you why you laughing?
Speaker A
[laughter] Like like the sound the sound that they make or the way that they talk. It sounds eerily similar to It sounds so close. Who is it?
Speaker A
I genuinely Oh, [ __ ] No. Why would you say that? That's a bad words.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Where are you? Just the silent mg. Here we go. [ __ ] hilarious.
Speaker A
Guys, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Hello. behind us. Thankfully, it's me. That [ __ ] is not quiet.
Speaker A
I got a nice leave. Come back. Why did you say it like that? You sounded like you were in pain.
Speaker A
Um I don't think this Are you real? I'm real. Real? Yeah. Oh, it's gone.
Speaker A
One. There's all my [ __ ] and bring it back. Okay, that you're fake.
Speaker A
The volume 304. Oh, let me drop my [ __ ] first. Oh my god, I can't hear anymore.
Speaker A
One of you, one of them is fake. Nice. Um, which one is it? I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker A
Chat, can you hear anybody? Okay. The one that just ran out is fake. This is real.
Speaker A
Oh, it's there. Okay. Okay. You're a fake [ __ ] Oh, nice spanning. I don't got money at all.
Speaker A
Is it? Yeah, maybe it's time to Oh, I can't hear anything. chat. You got to tell me what they're saying.
Speaker A
Luki smacked her with a spork. It was crazy. [laughter] Yeah. Run out the Tell me what they're saying. Okay.
Speaker A
Yeah. Run away, [ __ ] My headset break. What the hell? Let me charge this.
Speaker A
[sighs] Jesus Christ. That means Vera is dead in there alone. You guys all look the same.
Speaker A
I'm sorry. I didn't mean that in a racist way. What? Wait, can you hear us now?
Speaker A
All right. If you can hear us, heck. Oh, I hear you in the distance.
Speaker A
Should we just go? Should we leave? Wait, what day is this? Oh, D2. Okay, we're like, that's you. Fake you.
Speaker A
All righty. All righty. I think that's pretty good. Is it? Yeah, maybe [ __ ] Oh, with a spork. It was crazy.
Speaker A
I don't have a weapon anymore. I'm starting it. Start it. Start it. What happens if we start it and there's a mimic inside of the car?
Speaker A
You [laughter] I wasn't there for so long. That was so scary. No. Sorry. What? There was stuff inside that. Why'd you guys come back?
Speaker A
I think Vanta is bugged. Oh, Vanta's bug. Like his audio. Ah. Wait, what happened? Their scrap value went down.
Speaker A
Some of the scrap got lost. What? When you hit the thing? Well, when I No, some of it disappeared. Like what happened with the flowers?
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, it just exploded. Yeah, I don't know why. Yeah, that seems a little unfair.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ban. [laughter] Whoa. Um I can't look. I think we're not backing anymore.
Speaker A
Um, maybe maybe it is cuz I'm looking on Discord too and his icon is Oh, you guys are talking on Discord.
Speaker A
No, no, we're No, I'm looking at Oh, his icon just blinked. Never mind. I'm looking to see if he's talking in Discord and I think he is.
Speaker A
I didn't turn Discord up though. I'm I was just checking if he was talking.
Speaker A
We can turn Discord on instead. Yeah, we could. We could just do that. Uh, what the hell? Be so for right now.
Speaker A
Hey. Hello. Can you hear us on Discord? Okay. No, he hasn't muted still. Oh, no. No. Vanta, I can hear you, right?
Speaker A
No. But can he hear us? Ah, that's a no onde. I think he can you hear us on Discord, Venty? I don't think he can hear in general.
Speaker A
Switch to my ASMR mic. Oh yeah, he he still can't hear us. Hey. Or rather, not my ASMR mic, my voice acting mic.
Speaker A
ASMR mic. ASMR mic. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yo, a little service tonight. [ __ ] yeah.
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh, yeah. Let me peck to that. Oh yeah. Hell yeah. The two of you pecking in the background. That's a crow ASMR. Hell yeah.
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh no. He's leaning over. He is. He's thinking. He's pondering. What? Jesus Christ. [laughter] Well, I guess I'll shut the output down again.
Speaker A
Yes, it's a I'm very hungry. Must eat. Toilet seat cover. Oh, yeah. That's terrifying. No, I I don't even want to do that.
Speaker A
Hello. Hello. Hello. Uh, Vanta, can you hear us? I'm I'm a bird. flew into a public restroom and I'm having the first sip of water in 10 days. Oh my god, that's so What the [ __ ] are you doing?
Speaker A
I mean to have immersive RP. God, I just be eating seeds all day. My throat is so parched.
Speaker A
What about this this only left? Oh, okay. Well, [ __ ] Who knew we'd have a bird RP? [laughter] You know what?
Speaker A
Nobody should have ever at the end of the year. Is this why I pay for YouTube Premium?
Speaker A
He left the lobby. He'll be back. Surely, can you rejoin in this scene or does it have to be?
Speaker A
Hello. What else can I RP as RP? What about now? If you want to hold that umbrella, you could be to How about now?
Speaker A
Can you hear us, Van? Okay, I'm now my RP is I'm a I'm a bird and it's my first time ever at a coffee shop.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Wait, can you can you hold this? Oh, yeah, sure. Hi, I'm a bird and it's my first time [clears throat] at a coffee shop.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. laugh. Well, you have any recommendations for what I should drink? Yeah. So, I think for birds, uh, we have seed flax coffee.
Speaker A
Oh, wow. You know, my favorite food is seeds. Well, I I figured because you're a bird after all.
Speaker A
Yeah. Would you proof? Oh, yeah. No, that's I would have never guessed if you did not do that. You see now that that's just extra proof. I'm so proud of you. Well, here I will let me just Bam. Seed flux coffee.
Speaker A
Wow. Thank you. Here you Oh, sorry. My bad. I'm sorry. Whoa. Sorry. When I Every time I see it, it makes me go crazy, too.
Speaker A
Are you also a bird? You can't You can't say that out loud. Sorry. Sorry.
Speaker A
Here. Here. Here. I did not. Thank you. Thank you so much. No. No. No. No. No. You're a bird.
Speaker A
You're not supposed to hold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much, SON. [laughter] I HOPE YOU ENJOY. I hope you enjoy.
Speaker A
Oh my god. [laughter] It's so good, isn't it? It's really good huh? The best thing I've ever heard.
Speaker A
YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT SOME, TOO. YEAH. Get in here. HELL YEAH. LET'S GET IN THERE.
Speaker A
I love coffee. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY were keeping me away from this [ __ ] All right.
Speaker A
[laughter] I come here every day. It's better than drugs. [laughter] Whoa. Don't do drugs, kids.
Speaker A
Don't do drugs, kids. And that was the PSA from Niji Sani. And scene. Yay.
Speaker A
Where is it? Where is it? Yeah. [laughter] [laughter] Man, [clears throat] merry [laughter] Christmas, guys.
Speaker A
Hell yeah. Let me give you Let me give you my Niji improv uh trophy.
Speaker A
No, it's okay. I won. I won last time, too. It shows. [laughter] Thank you. You are so good, too, though.
Speaker A
That was so beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. We We all try. We all try. If we ever get invited to DJ Improv Air, we have to be a fair next time.
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh my god. They have to reinvite us and then we have to be a pair.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Um, so Vanta does say they might have to sign out. I would love it if you could try a bit more, but I don't know. Um, what do you guys think?
Speaker A
Never give up. We will wait for you no matter how long it takes. I just the only thing is I feel bad that Vanta wasn't here to experience that.
Speaker A
You know, it's okay. You can watch my POV. I [laughter] want to see your POV, girl.
Speaker A
[laughter] You guys were really going into that cup. It's a nice cup. [ __ ] yummy. God.
Speaker A
Oh my god. [laughter] Oh my god. Let me show you. Wait. How? Wait. Oh, you're really far.
Speaker A
Yeah. You got to position yourself. You got to get close. No. Oh, you got to get closer. You got to get closer.
Speaker A
You got to get way closer than you think. There we go. [laughter] He's right in there.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Whatever's in this car, I can't get enough. [laughter] This looks crazy.
Speaker A
Oh my god. I got to I got to back up. It doesn't look right. [laughter] It's just so yummy.
Speaker A
[snorts] I love coffee beans in the morning. [laughter] He can't rejoin because we because he left midun.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. We leave. All right. Yeah, we leave, right? Yeah. Titles. Yeah, we can make Okay, we just remake.
Speaker A
I wonder if it saves our progress. I wonder. Oh, yeah. I did save at one point, but I think it was before this.
Speaker A
I think the save was at the lobby, right? So, unless you guys want to like make a hundred right now and somehow do it, but it's up to y'all.
Speaker A
I can just remake. I think I think so. Okay. We're too busy [ __ ] drinking out of a coffee mug.
Speaker A
Hey, peak experience. Peak Msy's experience. Okay, I can load. Too busy drinking out of a [ __ ] recent autosave data of slot one.
Speaker A
What if I join this? Where does it start? [laughter] Locked in. Oh, okay. This is like Okay.
Speaker A
And now Mhm. You guys should be able to join. Are they talking on Discord?
Speaker A
Yeah. Hello. [clears throat] Hello. Oh [ __ ] I guess is this allowed? No, I just wasn't. I didn't know you guys were talking on Discord. I forgot I was unmuted.
Speaker A
Whoops. Hello. So, hi. Oh, thank you for the invite. Uh oh. Can you hear us?
Speaker A
Oh yeah, you're just hella quiet for me all of a sudden. Oh, did you up up your volume by entrance?
Speaker A
Everybody is like man standing emoji scaring the [ __ ] out of me in here.
Speaker A
Jesus. We are in game. We're all Hello. Hello. We can hear you. Hello. Oh my god. Okay, so I had to plug in my other interface and now I have my headphones plugged into that interface and I'm using the mic from my main one.
Speaker A
But is it the ASMR mic? Yeah, this is not THE ASMR MIC. NO, [screaming] you stole us the Vanta ASMR experience.
Speaker A
[laughter] No, it's technically just a voice acting mic, but it's hella sensitive. No, we were hoping for it so much.
Speaker A
Wait, wait, you could you can It's okay. You can still join our RP later.
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Hell yeah. Oh, we we actually save from like second round if that makes sense.
Speaker A
Oh, nice. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is before the second round. Yeah. Now we know. No slaughter.
Speaker A
Now we know. No, SW was good. The thing is the water makes it so that it stuns them so we can run away.
Speaker A
Uh, all the weapons are kind of ass in this game. Not going to lie.
Speaker A
I think the water is better than the teddy bear, though. Well, so what did you guys do?
Speaker A
Are we So, aren't [laughter] we dead? Wait. Well, it depends. Oh, it depends on what you mean by what did we do?
Speaker A
Aren't we dead now? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is the after our thing got repaired.
Speaker A
Oh, after. Awesome. Yeah. So, it's before the second round, but after our thing got repaired.
Speaker A
Wait, I think it is. Yeah, because the gopher is here. Oh. Oh, my god.
Speaker A
That's what gets added. That's [clears throat] Yeah, that's a sign. I wish we had I won't have hands.
Speaker A
What? I lost my hand. Puppy very enthusiastic. Wait, you said that if we beat the first rounds, we could get a puppy.
Speaker A
A puppy. Barks enthusiastically. No, we're too broke for this [ __ ] dog. Get the shotgun. [laughter] I don't know if Uki's not talking or if he's just really sullen about all this.
Speaker A
I'm not talking. Okay, [laughter] fine. Fine. No, puppy. Can we get a puppy? We need weapons, dog. We're going to die.
Speaker A
Coming out of its butt. What? Isn't that just a tag? That's just It's not its butt. It's its left leg.
Speaker A
No, because it was turned to the side. If we get the dog, we have 144 left.
Speaker A
When it turns to the side, it looks like it's coming out of Look, look right now.
Speaker A
Wait. If we get See, if we get the swatter and a flashlight, then maybe we can get the dog, but we just won't have any other weapons.
Speaker A
What the hell? [laughter] Puppy is so cute. Well, we don't need to get the puppy. I guess we can get whatever.
Speaker A
Yeah, maybe then a slaughter. Well, I feel like the compass was pretty good. No.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. What do you think? How do you feel about the compass? Okay, I finally figured this [ __ ] out.
Speaker A
Oh my goodness. Oh, I can come back. Come back. We're buying. We're buying. Come back. Come back.
Speaker A
Yay. How do you feel? How did you feel about the compass? Um, I mean, it was it was pretty decent.
Speaker A
you I feel like even with the compass though, you still have to have like a rough way of like where things go, right? You know, cuz it's pointing only towards the exit, not like the actual path. Yeah.
Speaker A
So, it doesn't take into account like level. It doesn't take into account like the room that you're in.
Speaker A
So, Oh, it doesn't take into account level. Yeah. So, if you went downstairs, you have to like keep all that in mind.
Speaker A
So, like pretty much you kind of already have to know how to navigate in order to effectively use the compass.
Speaker A
So, if you weren't paying attention at all, then you might still be [ __ ] Then you think just two sweaters maybe and one two swatters and then 24.
Speaker A
[ __ ] the fly swatter dog. Yeah, really. That [ __ ] was ass.
Speaker A
[laughter] I thought it was pretty good. Like when we were I think the stunning. Yeah, the stunning might be enough. So I mean, but what happens when they get stunned though? They they still pursue you. If they ran away after they got
Speaker A
stunned, that would be one thing, but they don't. They don't stop. Should we I don't know, Chad. How do you feel? How do you feel about the fl water?
Speaker A
We just buy What if we buy eight dogs? [laughter] Eight dogs. Eight dogs. Yeah, eight dogs. Oh, yeah.
Speaker A
Well, it'll distract them. Surely. I think I think it's pretty lame, too. Honestly, it's kind of ass.
Speaker A
We could all have a teddy bat. Yeah, we could all get We could all get a bat.
Speaker A
Actually, I don't want a bat. It keeps bugging me out for me. So, I would rather get like a use it also bugs out.
Speaker A
I would rather get like a compass or a flashlight. Personally, maybe we should just play Lethal Company.
Speaker A
You can't say You can't say that. [laughter] I can't say that. Great asset. Haven't played Lethal Company in so long. I don't even have it installed.
Speaker A
Is there a new update? Probably. We should just We should play Devour. Oh, damn. I I hate that [laughter] game.
Speaker A
I hate that game so much. So scary. Devour was a rough one, too. I don't think it's scary. I think it's sometimes it's just hard.
Speaker A
Kidding me the clown. It felt really unfair in a lot of situations. Yeah. Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker A
And then I don't I don't know, bro. I don't know. The the the bat bugs us out.
Speaker A
The electric swatter [ __ ] sucks. And the shotgun's too expensive. And it comes with one [laughter] [ __ ] bullet. What is this game? Honestly, you can't only comes with one bullet.
Speaker A
Well, you have to buy the bullets. It doesn't come with any. Requires ammo. Oh my god.
Speaker A
I like like look, I'm not saying the game is [ __ ] I'm just saying the execution is a bit off in certain areas.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Okay. Understandable. That's a That's a fair critique. Yeah. You know, like like amazing idea. I love the concept of the mimics, but like holy [ __ ] this feels so bad.
Speaker A
The [laughter] mimics are pretty funny. Like, bro, they roll up and it's like actually scary, but then like you whack them 80,000 times and then they don't die and you're like, what the [ __ ] What is the point?
Speaker A
It's honestly Yeah. Taken. Well, taken. We get a decision. Let's make a decision. Um, I'm getting a flashlight.
Speaker A
The volume is so weird. I think Uki if I think you should get the sweater. I think you're pretty good with it. IMO.
Speaker A
All right, just don't hit us. And uh ready to swap. Forget I'll get a flashlight, too. I I hate the dark.
Speaker A
$44 left. Santa, shoot. We could either buy a flashlight or or or or you could buy two dogs or what?
Speaker A
Or you could buy two puppies or Why is the Why is my voice? Oh, you can't really It's just weird. Like I feel like you're right in front of me, but it feels like you you drift off really quickly and I'm
Speaker A
like, "What's going on?" Oh, we could buy two puppies. 24. We could buy one puppy.
Speaker A
We could buy one puppy. Could buy one puppy. Oh my god. Wait, let me try. Let me [clears throat] Hi. Okay, we actually got a [ __ ] puppy.
Speaker A
What if it's like the best item? You never know. Yeah, I mean, true. Oh, wait. Let me save it.
Speaker A
Why not? OH. [laughter] OH MY GOD. OH MY [screaming] GOD. It's so cute. Oh my god.
Speaker A
What's wrong, bro? I love it. I love it so much. Wait, does it aggro them slightly, do you think?
Speaker A
I'm going to charge the puppy. One sec. [snorts] Oh, you have to charge it battery. I guess they're saying that if you put the puppy at the open like at the door, you can like listen to it and find the way back.
Speaker A
Oh, but wait, it doesn't last forever though. You got to charge it. Did you got to charge your puppies?
Speaker A
Who's up charging their puppies? Oh, [ __ ] I didn't think it was going to load that fast.
Speaker A
[laughter] Okay. More danger or more toxicity? Loot, loot, loot. Um, yeah, loot. I think left.
Speaker A
[cough] I think it's the same as last time. Mhm. Last time it wasn't that bad for us.
Speaker A
I'm on it. Jesus. Every time game loads, my OBS is like I'm [ __ ] done.
Speaker A
Me, too. I get like a OBS encoding. Yeah. Every time encoding overload just now. Mine is always is always [laughter] dying.
Speaker A
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know why. I'm sorry, OBS. My CPU is like breathing on it. All right, guys. Puppy meta.
Speaker A
[sighs] Okay, we got to go then. Make the most of the battery life. Wow, that's awful. I'm going to I'm going to die.
Speaker A
The sound. Yeah, that's pretty rough because this game sound design is so good that no matter how far away something is, it sounds like it's right next to you.
Speaker A
It does sound further. Oh, it's a dead end. There's nothing here. Wow, that is truly something.
Speaker A
Oh, it splits off into two. I think we should I think we should kill it.
Speaker A
Which way did you go? Oh my god, that's a good question, man. It's a good thing I know where the [ __ ] puppy is, but I don't know where Uki is. Okay, awesome.
Speaker A
You ever been irrationally angry before? Uh, sometimes. I get irrationally angry every now and then.
Speaker A
I know you do. What are you trying to say? Wait, you're trying to say I get my my anger is irrational? Like how how like on a scale on a scale of like like one to 10. 10 being I'm I'm angrily
Speaker A
irrational all the time or irrationally angry all the time and one being not at all.
Speaker A
You're like a three. A three. Okay. Okay. That's better than I thought. That's better than I thought.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay then. Wow. There was like nothing. I got some stuff. Oh, okay. Good.
Speaker A
Venty and I have returned. Have returned. That [ __ ] is loud as [ __ ] Wait, where did he go?
Speaker A
Did he just leave me? Oh, maybe he like went to the uh testing testing 123. I just wanted to let you know that I simply went outside to drop off my [ __ ] If you're near the exit, I'm here on the
Speaker A
broadcast machine. Uh, good luck, Charlie. I'm here. Oh, hey. You dropped the stuff off already.
Speaker A
I just dropped it outside. Yeah. Okay. Real basic shizz. They're still not back yet.
Speaker A
Ah, they're probably dead. Sometimes you just got to tell like it is. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker A
Never mind. Are are you guys Oh, okay. You Okay. Okay. Look, he's What the [ __ ] What the [laughter] Yo.
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh my god. Is anything following you? Yo, Fred Flintstone looking ass. What is this?
Speaker A
No, we we didn't bump into anything. Nothing. Yep. Yep. We didn't bump into anything either.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, you you jinxed it. [laughter] My bad. Oh my god. He's right here.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Jesus. What if I hit it? I'm going to go drop my [ __ ] All right. Same.
Speaker A
What happens if you hit it? Actually, I'm scared. Oh okay. Then, of course, it just just keeps moving because, you know, like Damn. Okay, I see you.
Speaker A
I was holding on. I killed it. Oh, it died. Oh, you're fake. Can you at least drop something, you worthless [ __ ] [ __ ] That's fake.
Speaker A
What the purpose of these enemies, serve? Wait, is that That's fake. Fake. That's fake. That's fake. Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah. I'm just going to leave. Oh my god. He's right here. Oh no. Oh no. That's a fake. That's a fake. There's Oh god.
Speaker A
No. What the flashlight? [laughter] Oh my god. Ow. Oh, you're alive. I'm alive. I am alive. I have Oh, thank god.
Speaker A
All right. Should we dip? Uh, sure. Actually, how much money did we get? That was that one scary place, right?
Speaker A
There's [laughter] Yeah, there was a really long hallway we didn't go down. Pick one. Pick one. Pick one.
Speaker A
Oh my god, he's running at me. Oh, wow. He just Nice shot. All right, let's do it. [screaming] [laughter] What the [ __ ] Mario golf announcer sound in the ass.
Speaker A
Nice. Wait, what? Wait. You're good, right? So cute. Is it? I wonder what IT LOOKS LIKE.
Speaker A
HOLD UP. HOLD UP. [screaming] HOLD UP. WAIT. I don't know [ __ ] He's fake. He's fake. [laughter] No. Miss me with all that. Get away from me.
Speaker A
Things are all hot. Things are all hot. I mean, you should HAVE SAID THAT AGAIN.
Speaker A
What is wrong with my volume? Oh, maybe. Are you real or are you fake?
Speaker A
I don't think that's real. I think he's fake. Hit me with a Wait, what?
Speaker A
That's fake. That's fake. No, this person's fine. They're chill. No, no, no, he's not.
Speaker A
I tr I trust Uki. What's happening? Where is Wait, is are you Oh, is it just Uki acting?
Speaker A
[laughter] OH MY GOD. JESUS CHRIST. That's a fake. Oh my god. But what what is it? It is a fake real.
Speaker A
The LA is kind of high. Wait. Wait. There's five of us. There's four of us. I THINK THAT WAS FAKE. YEAH.
Speaker A
OKAY. GO GO GO GO GO GO. [laughter] We We brought the fake with us.
Speaker A
Oh, we brought the fake with us. It'd be like that, right? It'd be like that.
Speaker A
What just happened, bro? Oh my god. Luki was [laughter] just silent the entire time. Oh my god.
Speaker A
No, but it was scarier because there was a fake one. So, I was so confused.
Speaker A
[laughter] I can't tell if a fake one dropped off fake items. Like Oh, if you touch them, they if you touch them, they boom.
Speaker A
Fake items. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I think there was like a fake who came in here and dropped off fake items.
Speaker A
Oh my god. That's crazy that they can drop fake items. Oh, that's why the flower exploded last time. I see.
Speaker A
Maybe that's crazy. They can the fakes can actually play the game. Yeah, we just got to get We got to get a lot of [ __ ] money, guys.
Speaker A
We're on day two and we're already halfway done. What? We're at 164 out of 304. And this is day two.
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] she right. All right, let's go. [laughter] We need money. That's true. We do need money.
Speaker A
Look, look, man. If I'm If I'm going to encounter monsters and get cancer anyways, I might as well get some money while doing it.
Speaker A
What in the hell is this guy saying? Wait, I'm already counting. One, two, three, four. Okay, good, good, good.
Speaker A
[laughter] I'm so scared, man. I'm paranoid. Yeah, is giving us a little scare. Always walking like an NPC on purpose.
Speaker A
What? I'm just walking, girl. What? Damn. Trying to say I walk like an NPC.
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] Oh sh like a sexy NPC. What? I think that's a compliment.
Speaker A
Oh, double rattles. Sexily shredding down. The puppy is right here. Oh, that door looks really terrifying, but I'm open.
Speaker A
Let's open it. Damn, the puppy is I feel like we should be able. Maybe a shotgun would be able to break this. I feel like Oh, you're right. Perhaps.
Speaker A
Yeah, the char station. Oh sh Oh no. Oh [ __ ] This sounds bad.
Speaker A
Just explode me, bro. So funny. Wait, there's so many different ways to go. What if I just die?
Speaker A
Don't die. I got a spork over here. The spork is what I used to kill last time.
Speaker A
Oh, more sneaker. I'm full now. [snorts] Whoa. What's up? What's wrong? Oh, it's you guys.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Moving. What's wrong with my voice? Wait, are y'all What do you have against me?
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. What? Does the smoke changes the pitch? All right, I think that's it, right? We look through here.
Speaker A
I got I got a sneaker. Yeah. Nice. Wait. Or just me cuz near the exit of the [laughter] broadcast machine.
Speaker A
What? Fake Venty. Fake Venty. That's not real vanto this whole time. Surely. For real. Surely.
Speaker A
Hold on. Oh my god. That's unreal. Wait. No. The one The rattle is [laughter] not Wait, wait, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. BUT THEN WHO WAS ON THE BROADCAST?
Speaker A
[laughter] That was a mimic. There's a pin wheel. No, that was me. I've been here the whole time.
Speaker A
Wait, but do you need to hear the broadcast? Wait. Oh, [ __ ] Broadcast being like, I just came back.
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh, really? The timing was insane, brother. Oh my god. So funny. That was insane.
Speaker A
Me and Mimic me just working together. I love I just wanted to let you know that I simply went to drop off my [ __ ] if you're That's so scary.
Speaker A
That's scary. They can pretend to be broadcast. That's why if you if you ever speak on the broadcast, they will mimic whatever you said on the broadcast.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Well, we That is crazy. Where are you, puppy? I hear a puppy. I want to go to the puppy. I want to hog one right now.
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah. If they hear you on the broadcast, they will repeat whatever you said on the broadcast. Um, that's terrifying.
Speaker A
We are indeed following you. Stuff surely. Oh, that's fake. That's fake. That's a fakey.
Speaker A
You're trying to say I get my my anger is irrational. Your anger is irrational, brother. I'm sorry.
Speaker A
Which one is Ah, I don't like it. Three. Okay. Okay, that's better than Oh, you're right. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being wait very irrationally angry, one being not at all.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's pretty rough. What am I? That's a good question. It's this way. No matter how far away something is, it sounds like it's right next to you.
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] What if I just died? I'm alive. Nice. Where did the fake you go?
Speaker A
Where the [ __ ] is this dog? It's this way. It's this way. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. OH MY GOD.
Speaker A
So yeah. No, you know it's me. And I are leaving to leave stuff. Oh no. It's a dead end. It splits off into two.
Speaker A
You [ __ ] sleazy bastard. Copying Uki's voice. Wait. There's so many different ways to go.
Speaker A
[ __ ] It's that little bit of radiation that [ __ ] me up.
Speaker A
[ __ ] [sighs] I was so close to the exit, too. That one little sprinkler went off and killed me.
Speaker A
[snorts] [ __ ] What the [ __ ] WHAT THE [ __ ] WHAT THE [ __ ] Please let me leave. Let me leave, [ __ ] LET ME LEAVE. [screaming] NO. NO.
Speaker A
NO. NO. NO. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] GOD damn it.
Speaker A
You [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] No. Rookie's dead. I know that's not you. You [ __ ] You [ __ ] Leave me alone. Leave me alone.
Speaker A
I want to go home. Stop speaking. I know it's not you. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Wait, what the [ __ ] Where did all my [ __ ] go? My god.
Speaker A
Hello. Did you Did you take my stuff and put it in the thing? Yeah, I did just now.
Speaker A
Okay, nice. Tell them I'm dead. Anymore. Oh. Oh no. WHAT THE [ __ ] I'M DYING. OH MY GOD.
Speaker A
Are you alive? Oh no. I lived. I lived. I lived. Okay. Okay, that was a fake. Wait, I think that might be a fake. Wait, there.
Speaker A
Keep moving. Keep moving. Running away. [laughter] No. Are you real? Puppy. I got to I got to get our puppy.
Speaker A
Irrationally angry. And one. [laughter] Oh [ __ ] [laughter] Oh. God damn. Holy [ __ ] That's crazy.
Speaker A
Oh no. That's No, that's crazy. Mine is always is always dying. That's crazy. Wow.
Speaker A
Fake me killed you. [snorts] Yeah, the timing was crazy on that. What the [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] there's two. I think we got to go. I think we got to go. I think we got to go.
Speaker A
This is This one in the middle is not real. That's you. Okay, he left. He just left.
Speaker A
You pretend he's Oh my god. Oh, I saved our puppy. I think I think we need to leave. I think we need to leave. I'm sorry. If they're alive, I'm sorry.
Speaker A
[laughter] If you're alive, I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. Oh my word. Oh no. I know. Van die. I was a tripod.
Speaker A
Oh my god. That was crazy. I hear a puppy. Oh, thank the Lord. Holy [ __ ] Know anything important to life, bro.
Speaker A
That means this flashlight is fake. Yeah, you're right. Yep. I I almost lived, but then I lived from one of the mimics choking me, but then I had like a tiny bit of radiation left that I could take and then the sprinkler
Speaker A
went off. Oh my god. And then I died. That was so sad. Yeah. And then Venty got picked up.
Speaker A
Where did Vanta when was it? Vent's outside. She got choked. Yeah, Vanta was like, "Did you take the stuff that I put?" And I was like, "Yeah." He's like, "Cool." Okay.
Speaker A
And he got choked by fake me. It was really funny cuz I was acting like a mimic. And then I got killed.
Speaker A
Yeah, dude. Cuz he was just like all quiet and he was like, "Hey, I'm I'm really funny like that." And he got choked. [laughter] Yeah.
Speaker A
And he's like, "Oh [ __ ] it's a mimic." And he dies. [laughter] The mimic choked him and said, "Whoops." in my voice.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] Look. Pylons are worth more this round. So if we find pi pylons, more money.
Speaker A
You need to construct it. There should no pylons. [laughter] Wait guys, I'm going to feed my cat.
Speaker A
Okay, I'm going to pee real quick then. Okay. So crazy. I'm going to like lose it. No, you're not.
Speaker A
You're going to do amazing. Thank you. Okay. You have an emotional puppy right behind you.
Speaker A
emotional support puppy. Mhm. Hey, hey, hey, hey. [laughter] Yeah. Give it a good hug. Give it a good hug.
Speaker A
[laughter] What does it look like when you do this? Oh, you you actually like look majestic.
Speaker A
It's like this. [laughter] Like a phoenix. Like a phoenix. All right. All right. All right. Okay, Vansa. Vansa, I'm going to we're going to do an RP. Okay.
Speaker A
Okay. All right. Hit me. Um, maybe act like you're here to buy a puppy.
Speaker A
Okay. Um, hi. Uh, I'm I'm here to buy a puppy. I've been interested in and I finally I finally think I can afford one. So, Oh, listen. Listen, good good bird. Um, just cuz you can afford a puppy doesn't
Speaker A
mean you can own one. Do you have what it takes? I I I I believe I do. I I think I'm ready.
Speaker A
Do you know the three basic rules of owning a puppy? Of owning a puppy? The three basic rules? I I Three main rules. The three testaments rules of owning a puppy.
Speaker A
There's testaments. Uh yes. I mean, yeah, of course I know them. Uh I think Yeah. What's the first one?
Speaker A
Can you tell me what they are, though? I might need you to remind me.
Speaker A
Well, I told you the first one. First one is, of course, to always clean up its poop when it poops.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Yeah, I I'm ready for that. Do you remember the second one, Vanty?
Speaker A
Um, could you remind me? I'm pretty sure I do, but you could remind me. [laughter] Well, the second one, Vanty, is to always showered with shower it with love and affection because it does more than it loves it. I have I have
Speaker A
plenty of time. I'm unemployed. and you can afford them. Anyway, what's the third rule of the puppy?
Speaker A
Um, I might need one more reminder. It's that puppies are man's best friends. Oh, I is that is that a is that a testament? Okay. Yeah. Uh, I I knew that.
Speaker A
Yeah, you knew that. Well, then I feel like if you do know all three rules, I think you deserve this puppy.
Speaker A
Thank you. Oh, are you gonna pick up puppy first or are you going to leave? You're going to leave.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. No, no, no. You got to pick up You know, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU BROKE ALL FREE RULES.
Speaker A
I WASN'T LEAVING. I SWEAR I WAS BEST friend and you're ALREADY LEAVING THE PUPPY. I WAS LEAVING A MISTAKE.
Speaker A
I swear I swear to God IT WAS A MISTAKE. I just I pressed the wrong key. I swear to God, YOU'RE GOING TO RUN OVER THE PUPPY.
Speaker A
NO, NO, NO. I WASN'T TRYING TO RUN over I'm writing him up right now.
Speaker A
No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't misunderstand. I'm writing him up. I I know I know the three testaments. I know the three commandments. I know. You're more like a rule breaker. Oh my god.
Speaker A
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You You have to understand. I Oh, I just made a mistake. You know, like like No, no, no dog owner is infallible, you know. I I I'm not I'm not going to be perfect all the time. I
Speaker A
might mess up. You might mess up. Well, then let's see you hold the puppy.
Speaker A
I swear to God, it's not my fault. It's not my fault. I [laughter] I think it was pretty good.
Speaker A
Wonderful. Wonderful. Hell yeah. Hey, [laughter] I nice nice. Yeah, [laughter] that was pretty funny. All right, let me charge the puppy.
Speaker A
[gasps] Hello. Hello. Hi. I was in the bathroom and I heard so much yelling.
Speaker A
Yeah, that was kind of crazy. You had to be there. He was being uh Hey chat, how's the volume? Can you guys Can you guys hear them? Well, this guy showed me double. I don't think I You can turn up the voices in the game.
Speaker A
That's what I did. I turned up by a lot in the settings. Is something wrong with my own personal sounds, not the games.
Speaker A
Oh, well, you sound great to us as always. Thank you. All right, you ready for the last day?
Speaker A
Yeah, we need [laughter] 44. Not bad. Yeah, not bad. Yeah, it was from the gut.
Speaker A
Yeah, [laughter] I'm ready. Oh [ __ ] All right. Good morning. Whoa, it's a new place. Oh, what? Oh my god.
Speaker A
Okay. Whoa. Oh, a new map. You see those lights are like it's like wicked colors. Holy moly.
Speaker A
Where do we Hey, where where do we how do we get inside? Here. Over here.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Run together. So funny. [laughter] you. Oh my god, my audio wasn't even on.
Speaker A
What? Wait, for how long was it not on? It would be Oh my god.
Speaker A
Full stream. Oh, no way. No. No. Since I got back from restarting 33 gigs. Holy [ __ ] Anyway, yeah, guys, my whole PC restarted and now we're like just now what? And also, the game is in early access and I
Speaker A
didn't realize, but that explains everything now. Yeah. Well, it has a lot of potential, I think.
Speaker A
Yeah, it does. But they're probably working on that while it's in early access. I think this was a really cool experience.
Speaker A
This was so fun, though. I had a lot of fun. Even with the bugs, it was funny.
Speaker A
I like the puppy a lot. I really like it. It killed me so much.
Speaker A
It was so funny though. It was great. It was a good game. Yeah. I think it'll be good when it's full full release.
Speaker A
Yeah, I think so, too. That was so funny. But even honestly, even the no not being open the door was funny as [ __ ] That wasn't that funny. I was pretty upset about that, dude. But it was like
Speaker A
I was the only one there and y'all was just like not for real. I that that it got me so bad. This is so funny to me though. I don't know.
Speaker A
Suffering. [gasps] I still think the puppy's the best part of the game. I'm so glad. Oh, we should we should have bought five of them, honestly.
Speaker A
Yeah. Just have just have puppies random places so we could just like find follow the puppies.
Speaker A
Yeah. Well, like cookie crumbs or whatever or breadcrumbs. Hell yeah. Breadcrumbs. Yeah, breadcrumbs on the floor to find puppy to the door.
Speaker A
God, I want a puppy. I want a pet. Actually, you should get one. It's very rewarding.
Speaker A
Yes, pet makes life so happy. I had a goldfish once. Damn. Me, too. Oh, damn. [laughter] [cough] Well, um, what should we do?
Speaker A
Um, uh, let's let's watch K-pop Demon Hunters. It's a good movie. Still never seen it.
Speaker A
Cool. You've never Wait, what? That's crazy. Look, you've never seen K-pop Demon Hunters of Meow Meow wearing a Christmas hat.
Speaker A
Oh, that's so cute. That's crazy. That might that might be even better than K-pop Demon Hunters.
Speaker A
It's It's a close second though. Close second. Wait, what's better? Yeah, I'm going have to wear a sand the photo on Collab.
Speaker A
Oh, true. That actually is That's That's competitive. Yeah, that's insane. Did uh Did any of the songs win anything?
Speaker A
Feel like Golden won something, right? [snorts] I don't know if it won anything, but it went platinum. I know Saja Boys was number one for a bit and they virtual and then Saja Boys. Yeah, they were number one then they took our souls. It
Speaker A
was crazy. I remember that. I remember I can't believe never watched it. That feels kind of crazy.
Speaker A
Watch right now. Right now. Right now. [laughter] I'm kind of feeling that low key.
Speaker A
What? Seriously? Oh my go What the Okay. I mean I'd be down. Oh. Oh. Was my headset not plugged in all the way? Is that why I couldn't hear anybody? Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh my god. That's crazy. [laughter] Slow, dude. That's why Oh my god. You were You You guys sound so clear now. Oh my goodness. That's why.
Speaker A
Holy. Cuz cuz chat's just like they sound fine to us. I don't know what your problem is. I literally just had to push it in a bit further and suddenly it's got so much louder. Oh my goodness.
Speaker A
It has to be plugged in all the way. That is how headphones work. That's how they work.
Speaker A
Wow. No, cuz I I have to plug it in through an adapter on my other my other interface. Oh my god, you It sounds so much better now. Wow.
Speaker A
I'm so glad you figured it out. Oh my goodness. This stream. Well, I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker A
From the sky. This it was this this was in the other uh interface that I plugged it in. The the other the my original one that I use mainly for stream is like I don't know what's wrong with it,
Speaker A
but this is not the one that I typically use for stream that I'm using. Can we get Can we get Vantro ASMR before we end the stream?
Speaker A
[laughter] Wow. I was so excited for it and then he took it away from us.
Speaker A
ASMR mic, bro. Yeah. Or [laughter] you can just go into your mic settings in OBS and pan it left and right manually. You're right.
Speaker A
You're right. If it's OBS, it won't go through Discord. Oh, wait. Really? [ __ ] That's true. Here's that microphone here.
Speaker A
Uh, it's very quiet. It's really quiet. Um, uh, on your interface, probably. Hello. Hello.
Speaker A
Hello. Hello. Testing, testing. One, two, three. Oh, that's Where is my left and right? [laughter] Where is Look, I call it ASMR mic because it's what I use for ASMR, but it is not an ASMR mic. I don't
Speaker A
That shit's too expensive, dog. It's like Yo, with the rain it's kind of nice with the rain ASMR.
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm listening to the rain. It's like an actual ASMR stream right now. I turned my BGM off.
Speaker A
Just to listen. Yeah, just to listen. [laughter] This is happening right now and only right now. But it's so funny because I'm doing it in Discord, but I didn't actually change it for my chat, so they can't actually
Speaker A
Oh, yo, we got the VIP experience. No, for real. Wait, are auditions still going on or did they close? I actually don't know.
Speaker A
I have no idea. TBH. Yeah, TBH. It doesn't really sound very ASMR to me.
Speaker A
Yeah, auditions. It's It's probably because I'm not that close to the mic. I don't want to make you uncomfortable. [laughter] Oh, get closer.
Speaker A
Get closer. What? [laughter] Okay, this is like just over a fist length from the mic.
Speaker A
No, nobody. You got to like eat it. You got to eat the mic. Whoa.
Speaker A
I can't tell. This is a bit closer. Oh, that's better. Oh, well, I can tell from there a little better.
Speaker A
I'm turning my Discord up. Yeah, let me turn my Discord up. [laughter] YouTube stream.
Speaker A
I have no idea, dude. I I'm worried that you guys are going to hear all my mouse sound. What's my problem? What if I leave and come back?
Speaker A
Oh, what the hell was that? Oh, I was sorry. [laughter] Puffer fish. I thought I thought that was B's mouth sounds.
Speaker A
Exactly. [laughter] Oh, man. Something's wrong with my God. I can hear my mouth sounds cuz I'm using my I can hear the feedback. It's bothering me. [laughter] Wait, you don't use feedback when you stream?
Speaker A
Never. Wow. Oh my god. I love Wait, so you can hear yourself while you sing?
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh, this entirely. I only do it when I'm singing all the time. Maybe I should Well, like monitor your voice.
Speaker A
Yeah. While I'm wait but that comes out on desktop audio. No. No. Oh, you set it up. Oh, if you route it properly, then it should be fine. Yeah, I have two volumes on OBS. Audio mic and desktop audio. That's
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all I have. Oh, I only have one. I have only one audio source on OBS.
Speaker A
Oh, I'm not doing this [ __ ] anymore. No. Come back. Come closer. Come on. What do you want me to say?
Speaker A
It's got It's got to be something like like like, "Hey guys, something's wrong with my OBS or my Discord. Your mic is more ASMR than fantas. Like I hear every [snorts] You heard his mouth sounds.
Speaker A
All right. Cream puff today. Yeah, he did. He almost choked on it, too. Like I said, I I I I [laughter] tune it specifically for like videos, but like I I don't I I just use it for ASMR. It's
Speaker A
not I I don't know if it's very ASMR. What kind of ASMR do you do?
Speaker A
Um, I I just do like role plays and stuff. I do it mostly for members.
Speaker A
Oh, too. Yeah, maybe I should do that too for membies. Oh my god, they're very fun.
Speaker A
WHAT ARE THE FREE RULES OF HAVING A DOG? [laughter] YEAH, but bears ASMRs are like I fall down the stairs while delivering your food.
Speaker A
Uh oh. [laughter] Like like I was about to get rich and I got hit by a truck.
Speaker A
[laughter] That's like the Hey, baby girl. Yeah, I see the stocks jumping. We're about to sell. We're going to get rich. And I mean rich.
Speaker A
We're going to go to Bahamas, you and I. Give me one sec. Oh, that truck almost hit me. It's okay, though. Won't leave you for anything. AND I'VE ADVANCED.
Speaker A
[laughter] EXACTLY. This is um an experience. Hey, that's that's it. It it it was pretty good.
Speaker A
It's pretty good. Believe it or not, is killing me. I'm going to go home.
Speaker A
You going to go home? My dad, you're already home. Is home. Yeah, you're not wrong. I am already home.
Speaker A
Yeah, you can't run away from us. So, so Fortnite that's going to take like two hours.
Speaker A
Well, oh [ __ ] You don't have it installed. Okay. I don't have it installed either. I just realized.
Speaker A
Oh, me neither. Yo, Minecraft server. Should we just build something like right now? Right, right, right. It's not a bad idea.
Speaker A
[laughter] Fasmo [snorts] Venty is not going to play Minecraft. You don't you don't play Minecraft?
Speaker A
I'm not a big Minecraft fan. [gasps] When when when something happens though, if people invite me, then I'll join. But like I'm not gonna, you know, I like You're never going to hear me be like, "Hey guys, let's play Minecraft."
Speaker A
Yeah. You're only gonna hear, "Hey guys, let's play Overwatch." Yeah. Or, "Hey guys, let's play Night Rain." Oh, that's fair. All right. Someone's lying here.
Speaker A
[laughter] What? What? What? No, we're not. Someone's lying. We're still playing Mmesis. Which Which one is the the Mimesies?
Speaker A
Which one is it? Mises. Mis. Wait, what is How do you think you pronounce? Like, it's mime. Mime is like copy right?
Speaker A
So, it's mimeis. I don't know. Right. Yeah. It's like clocket sis but mime sis. Mises.
Speaker A
[laughter] Mies. Yeah. I mean, right. Yeah, I think so. It's like nemesis, but that's like nemesis. And that that breaks the whole mime thing. So, oh my muscle.
Speaker A
Oh my Oh, interesting. Oh, you're right. Oh, Lee. But who's who's my nemesis when literally everything in the game is your [ __ ] nemesis?
Speaker A
Everybody has to be my my [laughter] Rushy. What? Oh, Rushy. It's a good song.
Speaker A
Playing. [laughter] Should we? I should we? I mean, [laughter] I don't know. This game has cursed me in more ways than one. So, I'm afraid my PC is going to restart again.
Speaker A
That's true. I forgot that why we stopped playing. I thought we died, but no.
Speaker A
Yeah. I was running. It [ __ ] all of our [ __ ] up.
Speaker A
And then my monitors turned black and I was like, "Uh, oh, that's ter Oh, you know what? That actually happened to me in the beginning of the stream. My my one of my monitors just died when I started the the game.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh yeah, early access. New update and repo. That new update is so rough, but I it can be fun.
Speaker A
What if we add everyone to spots for [laughter] Wait, repo. Oh, repo's six people.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Six. Is it repost? Oh, yeah. I think it updated, right? Or something.
Speaker A
It used to be Oh, wait. No, you're right. Oh, it's always been six. It's always been six. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker A
[cough] Should we actually installed. Yeah, me neither. [laughter] I'm [snorts] I I don't know, man. Like, it's it was it was like, how should I say this? It was like we were right there, you know?
Speaker A
[laughter] One gigabyte only game. I mean, I'm down for anything or I'm down to N2.
Speaker A
That's true. I'm just chilling. Me, too. I'm honestly okay with the Zasu, too. Low key the rain the rain BGM is not bad is one of the best part of that game really I was hating it I was like [ __ ]
Speaker A
this I turn you like the rain BGM it's nice I don't know maybe maybe it's because of my headset I I have no idea vented do you not listen to like lowfi or like ASMR or like when you're working
Speaker A
or something not really know I oh I I feel like I don't know I I I feel like I throw on like uh documentaries and like uh analysis is like deep dives into [ __ ] you know?
Speaker A
I like those usually my background noises to like lore videos about like a game or about a movie or about like, you know, or crime documentaries. Any one of those. Not really an ASMR listener.
Speaker A
But like those are aren't they like distracting because it's so interesting. Nah, [laughter] my bad.
Speaker A
[laughter] I can't I would start watching the documentary. Yeah. No, I I don't know. I I guess I'm just used to it, I guess. But I I think also like the work that I do is never like so intense
Speaker A
that I can't like you know what I mean. Like I'm kind of curious what kind of work you guys are doing where like it distracts you enough where you you can't um Well, I'd be like trying to write stuff or draw stuff and
Speaker A
then when the Oh, yeah. Like I need a documentary while I'm drawing. Oh my goodness.
Speaker A
What? I can't because then I start looking at the screen instead of my iPad.
Speaker A
No, the screen's just there for funsies. Oh my god. Oh, like I I just I just I usually don't even have the video up. I never look at this [ __ ] cuz like what are they showing that could actually be helpful?
Speaker A
Beautiful. I also watch a lot of like uh old drama stuff about like creators and stuff that got cancelled like a long time ago.
Speaker A
Also videos about like my 600 lb life. Oh, TLC. Yeah. So pretty much anything that comes up and then YouTube just recommended to me for a bit. It was like when I was on my cave diving bit for a second and I
Speaker A
was just seeing multiple like white men just go into like really deep caves and then just dying, not coming out.
Speaker A
So scary. Yeah. But you know, I I I watched them and and go to sleep safe and sound knowing that I never have to go cave diving in my life.
Speaker A
Cave Oh, I hate cave diving. Or not that I ever done it, but I hate it. I hate the concept of it.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's really silly. It really is. I watch I watch I watch you. I know you watch what you don't watch.
Speaker A
You don't watch K-pop Demon Hunter. That's true. When I go to bed, I put on Yuk Wilson.
Speaker A
[laughter] That's a thing for sure. [laughter] But sometimes he's he yells so much that I have to close YouTube and then go to sleep because I can't go to bed because he's so [ __ ] loud.
Speaker A
Yeah, that [ __ ] got some pipes on him. [laughter] You know who a quiet not quiet a quiet calm streamer is? You know, there's a there's a streamer who's very quiet and very calm who doesn't yell.
Speaker A
When I work during day, and if you're streaming, I watch you ver a Yeah, cuz your keyboard sounds so good.
Speaker A
Well, what about my voice? True. You're not [laughter] even talking half like it's just the keyboard. You're like doing your work and I'm like, hell yeah.
Speaker A
That's true. That's true. I I want to make it clear that that was not a stray at Wilson just now. That was a direct shot. I named him specifically.
Speaker A
[laughter] It's not It's not a It's not an insult. Wilson is loud. Yeah, that's got pipes.
Speaker A
Nothing wrong with I wish I was loud. It's It's a fact, you know. I don't Wait, you don't wish you had pipes?
Speaker A
No, I I don't wish to be loud. Oh. Oh, I'm fine the way I am.
Speaker A
I feel like I can, but I don't think I'm that loud. I'm so quiet, too.
Speaker A
Well, that's you got to be careful, right? You You You shouldn't shout too much right?
Speaker A
Yeah. Thankfully, my vocal cords are fine, but I'm so I'm chilling. But like, yeah, it's there's some other reasons.
Speaker A
So, I have to I have to take care of my voice. Like, I I actually had something potentially after this collab, but I decided to cancel it cuz I have a karaoke and I don't I don't want to [ __ ]
Speaker A
my voice up. Oh, that's great. Oh, yeah. We love karaoke. Oh, Christmas. Wait, when is it?
Speaker A
Tomorrow. Oh my god, me too. Oh my god. Wait, when's yours? So that I so that I don't do it at the same time.
Speaker A
Wait. Uh, just do it. 4 p.m. Pacific time. Perfect. Perfect. Yeah. 7 p.m. 7US.
Speaker A
A few hours later. I don't know who else is doing one. I need to see who else is doing one so that I can listen cuz I love Christmas music.
Speaker A
Me too. I did one I did one two days ago. I think I'll do a rebroadcast [music] on Christmas probably.
Speaker A
Hell yeah. Okay. Blasted at my parents house. It was really I I personally thought it was it turned out really well. It was nice to actually sing songs that I knew for once instead of like learning last minute. [laughter]
Speaker A
No, that that's that's seriously me with like a lot of um that that's why I haven't done a JPU like or like an unarchived karaoke. Really?
Speaker A
Same. Cuz uh what do you mean archive, right? Or or I haven't done an archives. Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I technically have an archive one on members, but I that was a while ago and it was more practice than like actual actual karaoke.
Speaker A
Oh, fair, fair, fair. JP songs are sing. I don't know why. It's not because I can't memorize them.
Speaker A
I just I feel like I sound bad. Oh, no. I mean, you sound fine. It's the memorization that gets to me really, honestly. [snorts] Oh, I made a 12 Days of Christmas version, like my own version of 12 Days of Christmas during
Speaker A
that stream. Oh, yeah. It was like adorable. The 12th day was like 12 million villians, which is I thought was pretty cute.
Speaker A
And then it was 11 baby girls. [snorts] Wait, 12 millies? No. What's 12 million millions?
Speaker A
Oh, I heard 12 million and millions. 12 millies, huh? On the 12th day of Christmas, my gave to me 12 million villains.
Speaker A
11 baby girls. 11 baby girls. 10. What was it? 10. 10 gotcha pulls. That's my kind of Christmas.
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It was like I think nine. Nine puppet shows. Eight billion puppets. Seven. Seven Dr. Zay was it? No.
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What was your five? I need to know cuz that cuz you know five is the five golden or whatever.
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I did gifted membies. Five gifted memories. [laughter] So smart. Hell yeah. Six Dr. Z. There we go. My bad. Only six, not seven.
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Dr. Zane? You mean from last? [laughter] What? Girl, six Dr. Zay's from lead. Hey, I mean, what's better than one Dr. Zane? Six.
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Six. Or, you know, six. Oh, I think it was seven Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Start Yu-Gi-Oh packs. Yeah. Yeah.
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Six or seven. One of the two. Hey, can I have a I have a question for you guys?
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Really random. Really, really random. Sorry. If I was if I was to dye my hair another color that isn't blonde.
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Mhm. What do you think? Pink. Oh, pink ink. Interesting. Honestly, like hot pink would like I'm not even kidding. It would look pretty good on you.
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hot pink. Okay. Okay. I'm writing that down. You know, you know, like um was it this year or last year, there was like the for the soccer bloom, they had like um that kind of trend where people are
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changing their hairs pink. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I remember that one. I feel like you look good in that.
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Words to the wise, I would the the purple and the black would be staying.
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So like cuz I have like three colors in my hair. The blonde would just be being swapped for something else.
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Oh, okay. And I think pink would be really good if it's right. Yeah, you're right. It would mix well. or blue if the purple's going to be there. Purple mix well with what?
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Pink blue I guess. Kind of yellow, but you're already blonde. Yeah, I guess. Just avoid green. Well, actually, even green if you want to go joker slightly. [laughter] Yeah, that's a little wild.
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Yeah, pink. Green are the complimentary. No, I don't remember. Is it Is that a thing? Yeah, there's complimentary colors and then there's um uh I forget the other term.
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And I forget the color. I don't think it's green, but I think pink would be really cute.
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Pink would be cute. Yeah. Or or wait, you you're current or not current, sorry. You're uh you already did white/ gray, so yeah, maybe pink.
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Okay. H could be an idea. Yes. I don't know what we're being told, but awesome.
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I was just curious what you guys thought that's for I feel like that's a teaser to something.
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There's There's actually, funnily enough, there's actually a sketch of me with blue hair from a while back.
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Like, like it's it's official. You want to see it? Yeah. Um Oh, I remember.
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You do? Yeah. It was a while back. I don't I do not everything. You do.
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She really do. She sees all just like God. It was actually way way back when for my There it is.
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Oh. Oh, you look like that guy from um uh Kuroko Basket. Well, actually, no, you don't at all, but I feel like you kind of do.
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It's like, how should I say this? [laughter] It gives those vibes. I think it's because of the haircut.
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Oh, yeah. It is probably more than it is. It's not even the haircut. I know. You can't see chat. Sorry.
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Pretty sick. I I I haven't been cleared to show this to chat. I could have asked like two years ago, but I didn't feel like it.
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I think this would be really cute. Oh, wait. No, I guess. No. No. I think Yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Look at this. This This is you.
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Alina. [laughter] Yeah, Alina. The only one that can be girl is me. I gotta watch that again. It was a really funny anime.
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Oh, did you guys No, the f well funlo. [laughter] [clears throat] Did you guys see the um the new reborn the 20th anniversary? I think that's crazy.
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I'm so excited for it. I really hope it it actually leads to something. Reborn. [gasps] Oh, reborn. Like it's in that old ass anime.
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Yeah. Kak your Hitman Reborn. Not old though. It's pretty It's 20 years ago. It's pretty [ __ ] old. Let's be honest.
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That's like saying Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple isn't old. That's Well, but that's actually really freaking old, right?
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The Mightest Disciple. It's Wait, when were they different? I thought Disciple was before reborn or potentially.
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Shoot. I actually don't know. Anyway, I really hope it's good. Reborn. It's 2007. It's like That's not Yeah, you you look fake. Yeah, you look old. That's pretty old. Yeah, that's pretty [ __ ] old.
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That's 18 now. It's about to be 19 years ago. Stop. Yeah, it's insane. It's not true.
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My back's hurting already. Would you call One Piece old? Yes. [laughter] Is that even a question? 1999 is a One Piece for Look, here's the thing. I wouldn't call a person that's like that, you know, 20 years old old. I would call
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media, yeah, that's old. like a song that's like 20 years old, that's old as [ __ ] because music moves much faster than like other things as like a as like a medium. It advances so so quickly.
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Like we we've been through so many like I guess generations so to say of music.
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I can't accept that. Makes sense. I to accept it. I was so surprised that Iron Man was 2008.
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Jesus Christ. That was that's like 17 years ago. And I thought I feel like that was pretty hightech of a movie.
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Damn. Yep. Crazy, right? Yeah. You guys want to play Night Rain? Wait, so I've always been curious about that. Is that like a I always thought that was like I thought Night Rain was like an Elen Ring thing and like that's
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a single player game, but it's it's multiplayer. You should play it with me. I'll think about it.
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Okay, guys. So, Night, right? I think it's on sale right now. It's actually pretty cool. Wait, is it 30 bucks? Cuz I know I know the original price is 40.
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I think it's on sale right now. It's pretty pretty awesome right now. Oh. Oh, is it? Okay, maybe it. But you know what's free, guys? Master Gold.
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You master [laughter] is free. You could play it right now. Free to play. You could get a lot of free magic.
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Okay, fair. Fair. Fair. It's a good game. You know what else is free? Majang Soul.
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Yes. [laughter] I'm playing it right now. You want to know what else is free?
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Watching, subscribing, and liking Vantic Crow Bringer streams from San Jian's Eighth Wave Crisis. That's all free. And you could do that right now. [snorts] You could do that right now.
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I want to try talking like that, too. I want to try talking in an announcement because every time I hear Vanta talk like when he's MC stuff, it's so cool.
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Like your announce announcer voice. Oh, really? [laughter] And now you can also watch Ver Vermillion for free on on not Netflix.
Speaker A
That'll be pretty awesome, though. But uh YouTube.com. Yes, ma'am. And uh it's for free.
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Subscribing is for free. If you don't like what you purchase, well, it was for free. So [laughter] So like you didn't purchase [ __ ] Stop complaining.
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No refunds. Uh, crazy, crazy, crazy. Act like an angel dressed like crazy. Nothing beats a jet holiday.
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Oh, you know what? I I never knew there was a song called uh, Grandma Got Run Over by a reindeer.
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Yeah. You know that was a real song? Can't believe you didn't that. I so I was doing like this uh for work they gave out like this little sheet of just like guess the songs by the emojis and
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well one of them has a chestnut emoji and a fire emoji so I thought it was I don't know nutfire chestnut nut fire was crazy oh I love that's my favorite Christmas song I think nutire nutire you like nutfire
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chestnuts roasting by open Oh, I think the title is just a Christmas song. Yeah, that's actually the title.
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The Christmas song. Yeah, that's the actual title. Yes. Goes like grandma got run over by a reindeer.
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Damn. I don't know if that's actually how it goes. That's so unfortunate. Why is that a song? Why is that a Christmas song? Why was supposed to be jolly?
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Is it not based on a movie? What? I don't remember. [laughter] I don't know.
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I know there's a movie called Grandma Got Run by a Reindeer. Oh my god, you're right. There is.
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Oh, is it based off a movie? Okay, that's what it is. Sorry. Oh, the Vermaga.
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The song came first. What freak just wrote a song about that? 1979. Someone's grandma who got run over by a reindeer.
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Apparently, the grandma was drunk on eggnog and off of her medications. [laughter] The following morning, her family discovers her lifeless body having been trampled by Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Speaker A
Was this a movie? No, this is the song. It's in the lyrics. The grandfather the grandfather shows little concern over his wife's demise while the rest of the family grandma and debates whether to open or return her gifts. Whether to
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open or return her gifts. I mean that's not surprising. You said 1979 right? Yeah.
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Wasn't Wasn't that like that that's like prime men all hate their wives. So like not like super shocking.
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Damn. It's like prime time for that. Although although in some spaces in America that is still the case.
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Well I I man that's that sucks. I mean I lit literally like I feel like like ' 70s 80s 90s and probably a bit before that literally you like I I feel like a conversation between two husbands were literally like oh how how's the old
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lady doing? And it's just like, "Oh, you mean you mean the old like, you know, like the old just referring her to as anything but a woman or like anything but herself?" Like, you know, the old the old baby maker or like the old like
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this, the old that, like the like anything. It they're just weird like that. That was that was way back then.
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The old ball and chain. That's what it is. The 1970s needed a Vanto Crowbringer.
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They needed a performative male. A true performative male. True true. Oh, what fun it is [laughter] to see you in the back like you're making copyright strikes.
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It's public domain song. Oh, is it actually? It's that long. Most most Christmas songs are [snorts] No, only been like the 12 days of Christmas.
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Never mind. I'm a [ __ ] liar. 90 years, I think, right? Or like it's really long.
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It's It's 100 years, I think. Oh, 100 years is public domain. Yeah. For for songs, that's insane.
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For everything, I think. Wait, no. I uh books is 100 years after the death of the author.
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I think it was 95, but anyway. Yeah, I see. I see. Okay. Something like that.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, do you want to sing a Christmas song together? Yeah, sure.
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What would you want to do at Jingle Bells? [laughter] Yeah, I can't think either. There's a lot of Christmas songs though.
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I think something that really made me laugh though is I remember last year I didn't have a voice and we were what is it? We were vibing together in call and you were actually putting together your set list and I gave you up on the
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housetop. That's cute. That song exists. This baby it's cold outside. Is that Let me see if that's okay.
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I don't think so. It used to be. Yeah, sadly. But I feel like there's other reasons why most people don't sing that anymore.
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It's You know what? Fair. Keep drinking, girl. You know, it it it's a it's a product of its time. [laughter] Yeah.
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I really can't stay. I've got to go away. Baby, it's cold outside. I mean, yeah, when you sing it like that. Yeah. I guess it comes off a bit weird.
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Beautiful. What's your hurry? But the Glee version is iconic. Oh, there's a Glee version.
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Yes. But is there a Kids Bob version as well? Maybe. Probably. I I I think I think it depends on like perspective. A lot of people say that it's like kind of like forceful, but like I don't know. I I I feel like it's
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it's like one of those like implied consent type things, you know, where like this is more of a teasing thing, right?
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Like like she's she's being she's being koi. like, you know, it's it's clear that she she does. She just she's enjoying the chase, but I mean, you know, again, it's debatable. So, I' I'd just opt to not sing it even if we could.
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Fair. That's fair. And the Glee version is so good. Don't call it vintage tundere.
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What the hell does that even mean? [laughter] What the So funny. What the It's true.
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I do like Cinderas. Me [crying] too. Feel like vintage Tindere. That's crazy. Well, I'm not so sure about vintage Zindere, but I do like Cindere.
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[laughter] No, I'm just thinking about like uh Baby, it's cold outside. Come here. Yeah, vintage sundere.
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Baby, you'll freeze out there. I frill when I touch your hand. Whoa. [laughter] What?
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A good song. I don't remember that lyrics, but uh Wait, wait. Is this part the lyrics, too? If you got pneumonia and died, I really can't stay.
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Yes. Wait, what? Yes. How does that part go? If you got pneumonia, I'd die.
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Oh my god. Because there's a lot of ad living, you know, like and they're and they're often talking over one another. So, it It It just kind of sneaks in there. You probably don't notice it on the first
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first listen. They just snuck in pneumonia. Damn, that's impressive. I mean, it's basically she wants to stay, but she's like, "I must go." And he's basically coming up with excuses for her to stay because she wants to.
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It's literally just going back and forth. The evening has been, you know, and then it's just them going back and forth.
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Very nice. Yeah. I've got to get home. You got to get pneumonia. Jump back in here. [laughter] I see. I see.
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I should try next time. I love how this actually turned into a zatu, though. This is great.
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It's kind of chill. Yeah, it's fun. It's kind of nice. But, uh, have you guys finished your Christmas shopping?
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Yes. Oh, shoot. Yes. For my family, yes, but for myself, I don't know. Did you Christmas shop for yourself?
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Well, no. It's kind of like you know how like your family or friends will be like, "What do you want for Christmas fair?" And I'm like, "Oh, um, cash, but I don't want cash." I want Yeah, I feel that.
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I can't surprise me. I don't really know what I want either. Oh, if I say surprise me, they got me socks.
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I think it's just best to say cash tbh because I I have I never have any idea.
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But like I kind of lowkey want to say so there's like this new gotacha character in Zen zone zero. Can you pull that for me? But like I feel like that's probably not okay to ask my parents.
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Who are you rolling for in Zenless? Are you Well, I'm saving for the next one. The uh there's a there's this fox girl, right?
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Uh she's the one of the void hunters. Yeah. Yeah. Is she also a fox? I thought Miyabio was a fox.
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Maybe I was wrong. Yeah, I don't actually know what race she I just know that she has ears just like me. Obby, I actually just jumped back on ZZZ cuz I saw Jane Do's outfit.
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I'm literally go back into ZZ2. The Jane Do outfit got me back. I saw I saw I saw that outfit and I just couldn't. I was like, it's over.
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Giving out the character that I want for free in the next one. Wait, which one?
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The little short little baby. Oh. Oh, the cute one. Yeah, the really cute one.
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The bunny girl. Is she a bunny? I don't know. The I think she is a bunny. She's cute and tiny and she's pink. Yeah, she's going to be free. Oh, yeah. I'm sticking around.
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And the Jane do skin is for free, too, right? I think. Yeah. Yep. It's free.
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Oh, that's amazing. That was why I was like, "Yeah, I want to jump back in." Genjin's the story's also been really fun. I I I'm I'm in Peak Tain and it's fun as hell.
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The laboo. I want her. Oh, apparently the new void hunter is a horse. Oh, she said to me, [laughter] what? No way.
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How? Where? What? What part of it? Yeah, she's an No way. She's a [ __ ] horse. No [ __ ] way. What?
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Does she have horse? Wait, I can get burn for free. Or is this burn?
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It's year of the horses, so maybe that's why. Really? Oh, you know what? That makes sense.
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Am I crazy? I swear I remember looking at her and I've seen I've seen so many clips from like the story of her and she does not look like a horse. Am I crazy?
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Apparently that's a misconception and she's a kind of fox. Oh, okay. Okay. I thought she was a fox. It was like her ears looked like that. I was like, am I crazy?
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Yokai. Oh, she's a mythical animal. Ah. Oh, is she Kieran? No, that's probably not I don't know.
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She's so cute. No, it's like a mystical mystical horse. [ __ ] You would think that Wiki would say this. Oh, it might be a Kuran then, right?
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Do you pay attention to the story by the way? Um, I wish I had more time, but uh, honestly what?
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It's so good. Please. I know. I was paying attention to it like when I was playing it, but when I stopped, you know, obviously I stopped.
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I I I tried to get into it. Oh, but you know what? I'm I I feel Yeah, I I'll probably run for the story like over this winter because uh I'm I'm I'm off work for a bit. So, that might be what
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I'll do for the next several hours, guys. It's so good. Play the story. I'm catching up on Genjin in the story.
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Fontaine is peak as hell. So, but I got to catch up. I heard it's so good, dude.
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I got to catch up with Fontain. It's so fun. That on stream the other day and then I want to play Fontaine.
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Yeah. No, I I I started catching up and I got to peek Tane and everybody was like, "Oh my god, he's finally here." So, yeah, I'm excited about it.
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I'm so behind. I got to do I got to finish Pokemon first, though. Oh my god.
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Me, too. [laughter] Pokemon. The Pokemon's good. Well, I I think it's good because like the they they they they were more comedic with this one. I feel like they've been doing some um extra kind of like scenes where it was I
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genuinely was like, "Wait, this is really funny. This is actually really well executed." Oh, yeah. Story is cute.
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Story is cute, you know. And there's so much fashion. The Oh, you I am I am currently wearing a maid dress. It's wonderful.
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What? It It'd be like that. I'm so excited to see. I have to watch your vlog.
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I'm wearing a bucket hat. You're wearing a bucket hat as you should. Yeah, I like bucket hats.
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I don't remember. Maybe I'm still wearing like the formal clothes. Yeah, cuz like there's like this lady that just like comes up and be like, "Hey, you want to try out my outfit for free?" And then just dresses you up in
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the most whack out. girl. Right after she talked to me, I was like, I changed right back.
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[laughter] Yeah. Damn. And some of the megas look really good in my opinion. Like this one looks really good.
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Yeah. Like the Frost Lost Mega is so hot. It's really pretty cool. It's so pretty.
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It's so pretty. Yeah, it was fun, too. It was fun. Easy. Thank god. It was easier than the uh hard. Yeah, there was one that was really hard.
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[ __ ] the Venusaur one is hard for me because it just summons these bulbs and I can't break them all anyway.
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What's a binnacle? Bionicle. The one. Damn. Binn is like the two. Oh, binnacle. Oh, binnacle is a Pokemon.
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Sorry. Yeah, [laughter] I always called it Bacle. Oh maybe it's like like barnacle but binaural because there's two. [ __ ] Oh, you're right. Truth.
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Oh, [ __ ] It is barle. [laughter] Oh, yeah. Binnacle is everywhere in this [ __ ] game, too. It's like there's so many quests. They're everywhere.
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I kind of miss Bionicles. This is very random, but I really wish Yeah, I miss Bionicles.
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Bionic. That was a throwback. You have you guys ever watched the Bionicle movie? Yes. The one with Matanui?
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Yeah. Yeah. The The Mask of Light. Yeah. Yeah. That one was one of That was really good, right? Okay.
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A lot of people really like that film though. I know. Yeah. Bionicles in general was just peak.
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Everything about Bionicles were peak. Mhm. Mhm. They just never missed. It's like a Power Rangers but like Heroes and it was awesome.
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I didn't watch Bionicle. I watched the [ __ ] Bakugan. I never watched Bakugan, but I had Bakugan toys and honestly, they're kind of awesome.
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Like really cool. Really really cool. They were cool. [snorts] I just didn't really get the whole like rolling it and then drop on the magnet and if you if you fudge up your roll, you you skip your turn.
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Getting [laughter] break. It's so like I'm really bad at coordination with balls. Like I just say I say that with no pun intended, but like man balls are so difficult to control. There [snorts] was like when I was a kid like I was I
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was walking around. No, no, I was Well, no, that's not true. I was I was playing baseball and I was supposed to be the catcher, but I was definitely not paying attention and the baseball hit me in the
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face and uh it [laughter] ever since, man. I've been scared of balls since. Oh my god. You didn't have like a the face cover mask on.
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Now we know why bro is straight now. Yeah, exactly. Oh my god. What? [laughter] That's why I'm straight ever since.
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Scared to fall. Hey, man. Listen, man. [laughter] Gay men. Boobs have yet to hurt me. So, I can't.
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Can I Can I get a gay man? [laughter] Not for that. Yeah. Hey, when are we going to roll together again?
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You got to do this. You have to do your like summoning voice again. Yeah.
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Yeah. I I don't know. I don't know what character everybody's going to be rolling for next, though.
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I don't I don't even spend money on the game anymore. Why am I talking about a rolling party?
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Rolling for who? You y'all did a rolling party. That's awesome. We did We did them a while back. for Sunday and then we did them for technically these two did them and then I crashed them. [laughter] What do
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I pulled for Sunday but there was like two others that you guys were doing independently of me and then I just crashed it.
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Yeah, there was the Topaz one and then I think it was one other and I was like you guys are pulling I'm joining.
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I'm pretty sure we pulled for someone else too but I don't remember. Yeah, I'm trying to remember too.
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I remember Topaz. I remember Sunday. I don't I remember Sunday was like everywhere. Really?
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Was it Robin? Robin, maybe. Oh, yeah. I know that they were all HSR characters that we rolled together for everybody was playing.
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Boot Hill. Oh, yeah. Because you sang the song. Oh, true. Bootill. Oh my god.
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I love the way he rides. Oh, that's a Boot Hill song. Oh my god.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. That's That's not a bootill song. They changed the lyrics to make it a bootill thug, but the original is like, "Yeah, no, that's that's that's just a gay cowboy song." I was like, "Oh, interesting." Wow.
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Freaking let's go. [laughter] Yeah, it was Boot Hill. Yes. Oh my god. And you sang that song and I was like, "What the [ __ ] is happening?" [laughter] He did not come home. uh in any we we
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had to spend a lot or I had to spend a lot. I could probably come back to HSR and Well, actually, now that I think about it, with how awful the power creep is in HSR, I don't think I could come back and
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just clear it like I could with other games like Genchin and ZZ, I could come back to those games and like still clear stuff, but like with HSR, no, you cannot.
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That is what I hear too. The power cry is the worst in HSR. It's hard. They have like the crazy boss now.
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Oh crap. Yeah, they keep they keep exponentially increasing the numbers on everything. So, it's like hella difficult to keep up. You basically you almost have to pull for the for a new unit like every now and then.
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I pull so much and I don't build my character. So, I'm still failing. Oh, you know what? For Genshin, that's me, too. I have like five five stars that are level one right now.
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[ __ ] Honestly, not spending money has been like the key to success for me. I feel like it's it's been making me cherish my units more. [clears throat] Like legit, I only just got Nefer and uh Duran and
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Venti. And I've I've already gotten both Duran and Venty to 70 with like decently high weapons.
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Oh, that's a point. Okay. But ne Yeah, I wasn't going to pull for Nefer, but then I saw her and I I folded.
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I mean, yeah, me too. I folded, man. I didn't get her weapon, but I got her.
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Oh, no. I don't pull for weapons. I I I know my limits, but like damn. Oh, just damn.
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There's too many new characters in Genshin. There there really are. But like the new guys are actually really cool, too. Like they're they're really hot. Like the the one who looks emo who looks like Sasuke.
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What's the one? Blackhaired guy. Flynn. Yeah. Flynn. Is that his name? Flynn. Flynn. Purple. Yeah. Flynn.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. I love his I love his vibe so much. I want the blonde guy.
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His VA is fire. Blonde guy. Hey, what did you mean? Yeah, I don't think he's out yet.
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Bona talking about Varka. Yeah. Oh, Varka. Oh my god. I want Alice real bad.
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Wait, is muscular? What the hell? [laughter] He's my type. Wait, is it the blonde part or is the muscular part?
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The blonde part. [clears throat] Oh, interesting. Okay. I think if he was blonde, I wouldn't care as much.
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Really? That's so funny. Interesting. Oh. That's why you like Wilson. I get it. Blonde, it's easy. Okay. If you go if you're blonde, there's like a 75% chance.
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Oh, that's where I've been. So, like he's blonde, he's got thick eyebrows, and he has blue eyes. Like, what more could I want?
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You're talking about Wilson? No. Varka. Uh oh. Does Wilson have thick eyebrows? Well, Wilson has blue eyes, right? Wait, does he not? He does. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I don't think he has the eyebrow is really bad. My
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eyebrows are pretty thick. Debbuff. Can't remember faces. That's okay. Never mind. His eyebrows thick as hell.
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Yeah. Varka. No, Wilson. [laughter] You Which which blondie are we talking about? Oh, they're not that thick. Not compared to Varka.
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No, I mean because I think it's because the the gunshining character has like they're like dark colored stand out more which makes me happy [laughter] and he has a mullet. Oh my god, he just keeps getting better.
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That's crazy. And he has big boobs. Oh, there we go. But I I see that your priority is is uh is very clear.
Speaker A
[laughter] This chest is huge. Maybe that's what I should be doing. I should color my hair blondes. That's what I'm losing out on.
Speaker A
No, I like your hair. No, you don't. You like blondes. [laughter] But your hair looks nice. I love your hair. Especially in the comfy outfit.
Speaker A
Like the pink highlights and the red highlights are so cute. Oh, that's true. I do like my hair.
Speaker A
Yeah, like I I like red hair more than blonde hair. [laughter] You You got to make a decision, girl.
Speaker A
That is my number one. Oh, shoot. Okay, it is number one. See, [laughter] it do be.
Speaker A
The image I have of this character going off of this description, if you Google him, he probably looks exactly how I described him. Hot man, my play time of Nemesis is going to be really high. [laughter] The rain ASMR. I have it.
Speaker A
You still have it on. You still have it on, too? Yeah. Yeah. I like it.
Speaker A
It's kind of nice. Yeah. Me with Dillock. Oh, I really like Dillock when I started playing Genshin, but like the models need to get updated.
Speaker A
Update his face. Yeah, they got his face. It'd be so over for [laughter] me.
Speaker A
Honestly, one thing I like about Zen Zone Zero is that the MP just regular NPCs look really good. like all of them look like wow like really well dressed.
Speaker A
It makes the world feel a lot more alive. Yeah. I like ZZ because everybody's like models are different.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I saw one day I saw a really chubby cat and I had to take a photo. It was amazing.
Speaker A
Yeah. I want to play ZCZ. It's a good game. Guys, it's so good. I did my dailies already.
Speaker A
How far into the story are you? Um, I I stopped right around when Miami when when Miyabi came out if that's any that's any notice.
Speaker A
So two Oh, I think I just finished that. I'm pretty far behind. Two. Oh my god. Harumasa.
Speaker A
[laughter] But he has black hair. Yeah, but his personality makes him go really high up in the ranking for me.
Speaker A
Okay. What What's your priority? Number one priority when you look for a I guess a male anime character.
Speaker A
Well, first I have to look at the visual, but then after that it's like story, character. [music] His story is really good.
Speaker A
Interesting. Oh, if you have a good story, it doesn't matter what you look like. I'll like them.
Speaker A
See, that's funny because I'm that. But the exact opposite of what she said. [laughter] Really?
Speaker A
Nah, I feel like good story is important too. Also, shipping potential. True. Very true. But I feel like there's some characters that just look way too good for me to really look at the story and be like I mean like I think Nefair was
Speaker A
definitely one of them. I just looked at them and was like, yeah, who's your favorite ZZ character, everybody?
Speaker A
Jane do. That's a good pick. Wait, what have you have you is your story before or after Jane Do? Jane Do.
Speaker A
Did you play her story? Is it Or is it after Miyabi? I feel like it's before.
Speaker A
I feel like it's before cuz Janeo dropped before Miyabi. Mhm. Jane is before Miyabi. Oh, in the main story. It's Oh my god, it's so good.
Speaker A
Yeah, I got to catch up. I really got to have played it. Wait, I don't know who my favorite is.
Speaker A
No, no, no. I I played through up to that, but I just haven't played anything more than I think I finished the Miyabi story and that was it. Oh, so you did play the Jane Story.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah, I played the Jane Story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. With uh with Seth. Jane Do and Seth was the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah.
Speaker A
That's easy. OTP. I got to figure out how I'm going to stream it. I I I got to catch up. I got two games to catch up on, but I can only stream four hours a day. Once a day.
Speaker A
You know what? I'm worse. I just I I could only stream two hours a day. Uh like three times a week at at best. So, like I'm I'm trying to finish Pokemon, man.
Speaker A
Trying to finish Pokemon. I think there's Silk Song. Ah, I imagine it'll get less at a cert after a certain point. I I got I got my own [ __ ] that I'm working on, too.
Speaker A
That's true. I'm busy, too. Well, do you guys have anything like exciting plans maybe to just share to share it to the crowd?
Speaker A
I I just I just got a karaoke. That's it. Tomorrow. Yeah, that's super exciting. That's really exciting.
Speaker A
Um and then otherwise, yeah, I don't really I can't really think of anything else. I don't really have much else going on.
Speaker A
Everybody play ZZZ, especially you guys, so that you can get to Peak, Yuri, Astra, Evelyn. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Okay, I got to catch up. So, it's so good. The second you eat the fruit of beautiful women in love with each other, you will never be able to quit. Zezy, right?
Speaker A
I I literally just got to Fontaine. You know, I you know, I witnessed uh Clarand and um uh and Navia, so I they just met in in in my in my game story.
Speaker A
Is that a thing? Yeah, it is. I hope. And it is it is it's such good Yuri. It is scrumptious, Yuri.
Speaker A
Oh my god, it's scrumptious. Like like just just to give you just to give you an idea without spoiling anything without spoiling too much. Mhm.
Speaker A
Basically one super super strict like bas basically police officer super strict you know by the rules always does things by the book no matter what. And then you've got the free spirit that is willing to do whatever it takes sometimes even illegal
Speaker A
stuff in order to like discover the truth and figure out what she needs to do and further her goals. And they they are connected by one very specific thing and it involves her dad. And I won't go I won't say any further than that. It's
Speaker A
It's peak. It's It's peak Yuri. It's It's peak Yuri. It's amazing. You have to play ZZ2, okay? Because it's idol team pops adult pop sensation Astra and her bodyguard and her Oh, that's true. That was peak, too.
Speaker A
Do not compare Navia and Chloren to Cat V. My god. Damn. Wait, what's Cat V?
Speaker A
Oh, isn't that my arcane? Why not? No, I'm sorry. No, it's just not it's just not comparable. It's it's it's just it's just vastly superior Yuri.
Speaker A
Wow. I love League of Legends. I'm sorry. League of Legends. Why pit two queens against each other when we can just love all Yuri?
Speaker A
Exactly. Exactly. True. I don't I I don't think we should pit them against each other. I also don't think we should compare them or put them in the same conversation or mention them at all together because I don't think
Speaker A
that they're comparable. All Yuri is good Yuri because it involves two women or sometimes more.
Speaker A
You know what? That's fair. Fair points. Gay woman. Gay woman. [laughter] Well, I That was fun, guys. Yeah, it is getting late for me too. [laughter] Sure it is for you guys too.
Speaker A
Yeah, fun guys when it was the zatu was fun and the game was fun.
Speaker A
A three hour play time on this game. Hey leave a good review. [laughter] Wait for the update.
Speaker A
It's a fine game. It's just there's there's a lot of things to fix. That's all. When it comes out in full access, we should play it again.
Speaker A
Compare how we feel now. Yeah. Thanks for the invite, Uki. For what it's worth. Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker A
It was fun. Yay. Yeah, it was fun. [laughter] At least we got a lot of funny moments.
Speaker A
I think so. There's quite a couple a couple of clips. I can't wait to see the coffee as the coffee RP.
Speaker A
Yeah. I want to see what it look like from your POV. Oh my god. Where? We're We're on our RP arc. It's It's going to You got to invite us again, Vans.
Speaker A
True. Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, [ __ ] But yeah. Um I'm down for RP.
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Real? Okay. Wait. I I thought you guys were serious.
Speaker A
What do you mean? I mean, I can lock in. I'm super down. I am down. I I You know, there's one thing I wanted to do. Like you know there was like a near the end for my RP uh for during the the thing
Speaker A
the people are like saying like how do you guys feel and I was like oh it was you know it was I was so scared like don't don't invite me again and it was I thought I thought people are going to be
Speaker A
like you were fine or something but Fox is like oh well everyone has their own feelings. I'm like wait a second I'm joking [laughter] please.
Speaker A
No way please. I felt so bad. [laughter] But I I I had a lot of fun. Just Just so you know. Just so you know.
Speaker A
[laughter] Don't you want to invite me again? I'M JUST SAYING. I'M DOWN. We'll do more RP.
Speaker A
Yeah, we should. I got to catch up on ZZ now. I got so much to catch up on. What am I going to do? I'll die. I'll explode.
Speaker A
ZZ now. Okay. What What is a ZCZ? I think I think while I'm not streaming it, I'll just do all the events and get and get money so that I can roll.
Speaker A
That's what I've been doing. That's that is strictly what I've been doing. [laughter] Yeah, I'll just do that and then I'll just try to avoid the story because they announced the new horror muscle figure and I want it so bad.
Speaker A
No way. Did they? Oh my Well, chat, you know what to get. You know what to get. Um to get a L for Christmas.
Speaker A
Oh, what? Oh, you got guys. Red eyes black dragon uh figure is is out. Really cool.
Speaker A
So cute. It's actually [ __ ] insane. Must is pretty cute. Look at this figure.
Speaker A
Wow. Oh. Oh. Oh, he's dressed. Oh, he's so cute. Oh, damn. He looks his Sunday best.
Speaker A
I love that guy, too. Yo, I got to take notes. This is actually an insane trip. Oh, god.
Speaker A
I know. It's so cute. I need it so bad. And if they a skin Yeah, they should. They absolutely should.
Speaker A
I'm playing CDC. See you guys later. Yes, guys. Probably close. You should guys play hard side story, too. Character quests are good, too.
Speaker A
Okay, everybody. Have a good day. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, guys. I wanted to try and get as well.
Speaker A
Oh, are you guys actually ending? I think I think I'm just chat. Yeah, I'll probably talk to chat a bit.
Speaker A
Okay, I'll do the same then. I guess we'll just ball. Yeah, I think that's it.
Speaker A
Are we Are we doing something? Okay, fine. You want to play Overwatch? What? You want to play Marvel Rivals?
Speaker A
You want to play League of Legends? I don't. So, sorry. Oh my god. No. No. No. What have you done?
Speaker A
What have you done? Can't take that back. No. I should probably run. I should probably run away. I should run away right now if I want to sleep on time. [laughter] God, good sleep schedule. So proud of you.
Speaker A
Believe it. Believe it. Better believe it. Well, thanks guys. I will I will dip.
Speaker A
Byebye. But I really appreciated this. It was awesome playing. It was nice to talk to you guys and I I haven't gotten to collab with you guys in a while even though the game ended up being kind of messy.
Speaker A
Wow. You like that? We were awesome. It was just fun because we were hanging out.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Please sing. [laughter] I'm not being sarcastic. That's just my voice. [laughter] Bye.
Speaker A
Bye. Bye. See you. Bye. Bye. [sighs] I'm so tired. I'm so sleepy. These [ __ ] [ __ ] in that rank match. Yo, the two people on the left and the right, they just kept winning back and forth.
Speaker A
The the girl across from the person across from me, us two, we're just here to get our points stolen from, [ __ ] Whatever. Anyway, thank you guys for coming to tonight's collab.
Speaker A
I like I said before, I didn't realize the game was in early access. So, I do feel a little bit bad that it didn't end up being as smooth as it could have been, but that's okay. We still had a
Speaker A
fun time regardless and it was funny. Um, so I hope you guys enjoy it anyway.
Speaker A
Uh, let me quickly thank [cough] [clears throat] the stuff from today and I'll send you off.
Speaker A
Um, oh god. Hold on. Should do I need to refresh this screen? I think I do. I also have to eat dinner. Oh my god, I'm so hungry.
Speaker A
Something's going on with my body and like me. I like I get hungry more easily. I get sleepy easy uh easier.
Speaker A
I don't know what's happening, but I think I need to get more rest maybe or something like that.
Speaker A
But yeah, I'm going to get some food and stuff. Um but yeah, anyway, uh let's see.
Speaker A
We have Meow, Lauren, and Akugi. Welcome back everybody. Thank you so much. Uh Rismo, Aaron, Scott, and Jenny. Thank you all for the supas as well. Thank you guys so so much again for coming today. Uh tomorrow I will be
Speaker A
having a drunk totu for Christmas Eve. Um, honestly not sure if anyone will really show up uh because it's new uh sorry, not New Year's Eve, Christmas Eve. What am I talking about? Um, yeah. Not sure if anyone will show up
Speaker A
because it's Christmas Eve and maybe people are celebrating with their families and stuff. So, we'll see what happens.
Speaker A
If anything, it'll just be a nice fun time with me and chat. So, it's a win either way.
Speaker A
Um, but yeah, let me try and find somebody to raid. Uh, in the meantime, oh, oh my god, Leo is having a little sing Christmas karaoke. So cute. Look at Oh my god, his outfit.
Speaker A
I want to snuggle with him under that Christmas blanket. Okay. All right, everyone. Remember to stay hydrated, eat something if you're hungry, take care of yourselves, and take care of each other when you can.
Speaker A
I'll see you tomorrow for Christmas Eve. Totu. Thinking about doing some gorilla like work streams, but not sure if I will. I don't want to promise anything. And honestly, I should probably listen to my body anyway. If I want to get work done,
Speaker A
I should probably just do it and not stream it. But we'll see. Cuz if anything, maybe this is my opportunity to do another sleeping stream.
Speaker A
We'll see. But yeah, remember to listen to your bodies. I got to listen to mine.
Speaker A
All right. See you guys tomorrow. Have fun on Leo's stream. Make sure that you show him lots of love and support and read his chat rules before you interact.
Speaker A
See you soon. Bye-bye. Bye-bye everyone. Bye-bye. Time for more stew. Yippee. Pum B. bump bump bump.
Speaker A
That's all. That's all stew.
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