Speaker A
You two taking forever. Okay, I'm live. Me, too. Hello, everybody and welcome to the stream.
Uki Violeta and a co-host play the co-op puzzle game Split Fiction, solving split-screen platforming and bomb puzzles while chatting, joking, and reacting to the story.
Key Takeaways
- The stream is a lighthearted co-op playthrough of Split Fiction with heavy emphasis on puzzle-solving and teamwork.
- Much of the entertainment comes from the hosts' rapport, reactions, and chat engagement.
- The stream includes a boss fight and story discussion, along with community promotion for upcoming content.
What the video covers
- The stream opens with a late start and a brief apology, then the hosts begin playing the co-op game Split Fiction.
- Early gameplay centers on split-screen puzzles where each player controls a different side, requiring coordination to blow up walls and launch each other.
- The hosts repeatedly figure out puzzles through trial and error, with a lot of banter about glitches and confusion.
- A mid-stream segment involves a boss fight where the players destroy the boss's legs using bombs and timed shots.
- The hosts discuss story elements, including a dragon-related plot point and commentary on human-created storytelling.
- Chat interaction is frequent, with the hosts reading messages and responding to viewer jokes.
- Light-hearted tangents include jokes about hot dogs, lifespan, and personal anecdotes.
- The stream closes with Uki promoting an upcoming outfit reveal and announcing a Minecraft stream the next day.
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Speaker A
Sorry we're late. That was completely my fault, not Uki's fault whatsoever. Uki was waiting for me, which is rare. I'm normally like super punctual of things, but I've been doing a thousand things offline today. But thank you for waiting for me,
Speaker A
Uki. I'm sorry I took so long. It's okay. I was going to I was going to give it a little bit and then after the allotted time I was going to probably text or call you. Yeah. Just be like, "Fan, you you alive? You good?"
Speaker A
I was good. I was just stressing about some stuffs, but I'm good now and I'm happy and I'm ready to do this again.
Speaker A
Except we are currently stuck. I I never figured out what we were supposed to do.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. I don't remember where we are. I I just Oh, yeah. Here. Oh, you're on the other side this time.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, this. It was just broken. Last time we were in like the same thing. It split us up this time.
Speaker A
Let me increase you. Decrease the gain. Okay. So, it was glitched. We were trying to figure it out for so long, but now we're on two different sides. That helps.
Speaker A
Oh, I guess I don't remember. So, I was on that side. Yeah, we were both I think we were both on this side. I think. Maybe I'm wrong. Either way, can you play with that computer next to you? Oh, you can
Speaker A
open that thing. Okay, you can open that and I can ride them. I just need to Yes. do some platforming.
Speaker A
Oh, you can't wall run onto that. Oh, really? Interesting. Yeah. You can't grab it. Uh, can I do then? I can blow these up. That's it.
Speaker A
[Music] Can I open this? Let me see. Can you get to I don't think you can get to here or can you to No. Okay. So, it it is something here that we have to do that I have to do.
Speaker A
I think maybe I just need to be better at platforming. I thought there was a way to roll in this, but it doesn't appear to have one anymore. Maybe it was just one of the parts of the levels.
Speaker A
It definitely blowing them up does nothing supposed to do. That's the weird thing. If Oh, wait. Try try blowing it up. Let's try blow it up. I'll see if I can make that jump. Maybe it's just that simple
Speaker A
and we're just overthinking it. Oh, you mean like here? Yeah. No, nowhere near far enough. I'm so confused. Is there anything preventing us this way? Yeah, that is a wall. H chat, any ideas? I've got a double roll. Got a
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double jump. There's this here. Yeah, that's something I should be able to blow open. It almost feels like we're on the wrong side cuz like if I was on that side, I could blow open the blue one and you could blow open the red red
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one here. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. I think I can leave this on this and it will ride over to that thing and I can blow it up for you.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. You have to blow open a hole for it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so if you blow open a hole in the red thing when this goes through Oh, it destroys when you Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Now we figured
Speaker A
it out. Perfect. Okay. So now just tell me when I need to blow that up and it's close enough to the wall for you and you go through. Now go through. Okay, we figured it out. Oh, I died. Sorry. All good. I forgot how to
Speaker A
dash. Wait, which one? Dude, don't worry about it. How do you dash? Are you using an Xbox controller or are you using mouse?
Speaker A
Okay, I found I figured it out. Okay. Okay. Smart. Yeah. It would have been smarter if we'd done it, you know, last time or within the first minute or so.
Speaker A
We got there, though. Nice. Okay, I'm here. Oh, Jesus. Oh my god, I can't believe we figured it out. Yeah, it only took us a minute.
Speaker A
Wow. What? Oh, you're doing puzzles. Try getting all three of them maybe. No, like one by one since they have a timer. Oh, they have a shield as well.
Speaker A
That's crazy. I don't know what they do either. Oh, these bounce them. That's sick.
Speaker A
Wait. Um. Oh. H. Try blowing up the shield on one and then hitting the red triangle above it cuz that red triangle did seem to do something. Oh, it just pushes it up.
Speaker A
That's strange. Interesting. I don't really get this either. Okay. So, you definitely need to hit all three of them.
Speaker A
But then how do you get What the hell? How do I get the the other one to go up?
Speaker A
Yeah, I know, right? [ __ ] Is there any way you can get to like where I am to try and blow up this wall?
Speaker A
Oh, can you maybe shoot your bomb this way? Yeah, free me. Okay. Oh, it's on the other side. You have stuff. Yeah.
Speaker A
Okay. So, I can launch my one to the side as well. So, if I put my bombs here, and you put a bomb in the middle, too.
Speaker A
All right. I'm blowing my nose. N I can hear it. No worries. Take your time. I won't stretch, too.
Speaker A
We'll figure it out. Yeah. Just like on the yellow bot. Yeah. Oh, and then we do this. Yeah. Three, two, one. Oh, go and boom.
Speaker A
Is that good? What? Oh, it didn't work. She said, "Oh, bother." She said, "Oh, bother." What did we do wrong? Do we have to then shoot them? Okay, try again. 1 2 3 go.
Speaker A
Oh, you're not getting the top one. I think you have to put the bottom like right on the yellow circle.
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. 3 2 1 go. There we go. Perfect. Nice. Nice. Oh, I got a blue thing. There's a thing here.
Speaker A
Yeah, if you stand on it, it changes color, but I don't know what it does other than that.
Speaker A
Oh, there's also a thing here. Doesn't seem to do anything. Oh, did that shoot you into the air? Maybe try Yeah. shooting your red one at the same time. Maybe if we hit them both at the same time, they get
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launched. Okay. 3 2 1 go. Yeah boy. Oh my god. Hi. Beside each other. Oh my god, that took so long.
Speaker A
That was the hardest puzzle in this whole thing. Yeah, that was kind of crazy. I'm glad we figured it out, though. I mean, this literally got made us be like, "Okay, it's time to stop for the day last time." Yeah, I'm glad we
Speaker A
know now. Test chamberached. All right. Test chamber. This is going to get rowdy. How rowdy exactly? Rowdy with extra cheddar on top. And can we just have Oh, yeah. We can just drop activate the security. Then let's activate.
Speaker A
But if we activate the security, the security kill us. Oh, this is your side.
Speaker A
This is the red one. I have to activate this, I think. I don't know how yet, though.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, what? We can make a catapult, [Music] but how do we actually activate security? This game is just full of puzzles now. Oh, what's that thing? We have to somehow get up there cuz that one is red. Slide. That one is red. And
Speaker A
then your one is the one on my side is blue. So we have to launch each other like before. But supposed to activate security measures. Look for a panel. I think this is for when we red and blue then. Oh, okay. You're
Speaker A
right. How do we make a delayed explosion then? Cuz we need to set these off while we're actually on them and we can't shoot them that way.
Speaker A
Let me see if I can shoot your one. Yeah. Okay. You can launch me first and then I can launch you.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Okay. Send me. That was sick. Nice. Okay. I got you. Come over here. Get the second one.
Speaker A
Okay, we're warming up. We're remembering how to play this game. Go Kiki. You have to explode the thing.
Speaker A
Sorry. I thought that was going to be really cool timing. That's my [Laughter] bad. I was like, this is going to be badass. It's going to be last second. Yeah, I'll do it painfully. Nice. Oh, yeah. Now we get to
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fight an enemy. What? Why am I still in here? Oh. Oh, let me free you. Hell out of here.
Speaker A
What the h? No. What the [ __ ] Oh, they betrayed us. Why am I Why was I stuck at Oh. Oh. Ooh.
Speaker A
Ooh. Wait. What do we Um, yeah. You shoot that one. There you go. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow oh. Wait. But then what do we do after we So we have to like blow open the leg
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and then if you explode this one I can shoot inside it. Yeah. So you open that, I blow this up and then I can do that and you can shoot the little button below it and then I think
Speaker A
it'll blow off one of its legs. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's doing something. Oh, it's falling down.
Speaker A
What are those? balloon. I don't know. Oh, didn't let me shoot them. Oh, it does.
Speaker A
There we go. Okay, next leg's open. Oh, he's purple and glowy. I am not awake enough for this. Jesus.
Speaker A
It's okay. We'll probably one of those days. Oh. Oh, you found another one. Set. I'm coming.
Speaker A
Okay, I missed. Get him. Nice. Now, let's just do this one instantly. Coming. Our friends are back.
Speaker A
This is awesome. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Let them take you. Oh, they'll never take you alive.
Speaker A
Okay. I got to find the part to Yeah, it's right here. Shoot. Okay. Well, he going boom boom. Ow.
Speaker A
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. Where? Oh my god. I'm blind. I cannot see him. He's just down there. Where? Oh. Oh. Oh. Wait.
Speaker A
What? It's block off. Oh yeah. You have to blow it up with your bomb, remember?
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Oh, nice. Oh, he just closed it. This [ __ ] Wow. Ow. Oh god. Ow. Ow. Oh my god. This is so hard.
Speaker A
Okay. Watch out for the big booms. Oh god. Close. Nice. Oh my god, I missed. Oh, he put up a half shield. Wow, I didn't know he could do that. Yes. Nice. Okay, he's going to throw out his flying boys again.
Speaker A
Oh no, he learned something new. Oh, there we go. incoming. Nice. Okay, what's next? Um ow ow.
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Okay, I found another one. That's so many bombs. Holy [ __ ] Nice. L.
Speaker A
Oh god. Okay, we have to deal with these first. Ow ow ow ow. Damn it. I tried to get them far. Oh no.
Speaker A
It's okay. We're fine. We're learning. We're figure it out. We're downloading his path. This is fun, though. If you really need to get away from enemies, there's a lot of things to grapple onto.
Speaker A
How much longer? Oh, there's one. Oh nice. One leg down. It's doing something funny.
Speaker A
He's hiding like a [ __ ] is what he's doing. Make him go pop. Make him go pop.
Speaker A
Oh, they got spicy lasers. Oh, wrong way. Wrong way. Wrong way. I'm fine. Everything's fine. I missed.
Speaker A
Okay. Yes. Nice. Oh, it's open already. Oh. Oh. Oh. I didn't know I could do that. Oh, nice. Ah. Oh, he's hiding. What a coward. Hiding it.
Speaker A
He fears us as he should. Nice. Oh. Oh. Oh, Jesus. That's a lot of fire. He really didn't want you getting back up from that one.
Speaker A
Hell. Hello. open. Oh, wow. They're not hitting me. The thing is Yeah, I think if you hired like in this area, you're pretty damn safe, loophole.
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We've locked me, [ __ ] Yes. Send out your babies on a minute. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Speaker A
That's my ukie. Nope. Nice. Sick timing. Yes. Amazing. We're not out of the woods yet. Oh, what is this? Oh, he's got big time. Oh my.
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] An acid bath. increasing violence. Okay, keep at it. About time. Been kind of lazy at this point. He's just spitting acid. That's not very violent. How the [ __ ] do we get up there? I think I need to Okay. Yeah,
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I think I we need to do the launch pads again. Oh, where are you at? Oh, you're over there. Okay, I'm coming to you.
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Michael's. Okay, hop gone. You You I have to hop. Thank you. Bullet time, chicken jockey. Okay, I didn't manage to kill him. I was too slow.
Speaker A
Oh, damn. He's crazy. Mio really wanted a protags to suffer. Yeah. No, we're really living through Lagarda's 505 right now. Let me I'm coming.
Speaker A
Oh, not the acid. Oh, is this me? Okay. Okay. It'll give you a bit of bullet time when you get up there. So, just blow up your thing and then explode and then shoot it.
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Nice. [ __ ] awesome. Okay, I'm coming over there. Ready? Yep. Oh boy. Oh no. No. No. No.
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The acid. The acid. Okay. I'm ready for you. Oh, I just barely missed. Oh, I got it. Yippee. Uh.
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Ooh. Ready. Thank you. Die. Damn you. No. Oh. Oh. Oh. Nice. Okay. Almost made up for failing it the first time.
Speaker A
Trauma. Excuse me. Now it's getting Oh no, we made it punished. It's angrier now.
Speaker A
Oh, oh, we just shoot. Oh, got you. Oh, yeah. That's my my bad. I flew right into him.
Speaker A
This is such a fun boss, though. They really upped the difficulty now. Yeah, they really did. Oh, that's not Shoot it now. Shoot it now.
Speaker A
You got it. No shields for you. Don't you silly. Get on top of it. Go ride it.
Speaker A
I'm shooting it, but I don't know if it's doing anything. I'm trying to do something. I don't know. Oh, I think you have to join me on top of it. Oh, do I have to? Uhoh. Ah, it's okay. We'll get
Speaker A
him next time. Sorry. No, it's okay. You were shooting the [ __ ] out of him. His HP went way down. Oh my god. Please.
Speaker A
So much fire. Get him. He hunted you. Holy [ __ ] Okay, get on top of him. Okay.
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And then mash Y. Oh no. I I I You're okay. You're okay. Hello. What's happening to me? I don't know. It's not letting you do it. Why is it not kicking you? I think it's just glitched. It keeps kicking you off.
Speaker A
Maybe we're not supposed to both be on it. Maybe it's just one. No. I think it is. I'm just I don't know what's going on with me.
Speaker A
Maybe wait for a minute before you start mashing Y when you get on top of him.
Speaker A
Oh, he's down again. Okay. Huh? Oh. Oh. Oh, I'm pressing the wrong thing. That's why I'm just stupid. Okay, not stupid. We just didn't know. Kill him.
Speaker A
Yeah. Get him right in the booty hole. I mean the exhaust valve. Close enough. I can throw a bomb.
Speaker A
Oh, hey. Wait. Okay. What's happening now? I was pressing X instead of Y. I get so confused when it comes to like Xbox controller versus Switch controller. Oh, are you for real? But reversed is so weird, bro. Hit it down. Ow. What the [ __ ]
Speaker A
Yeah, he was pissed. Holy [ __ ] Oh, I think he's going down. Oh, he's got the acid to hide in now. That Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I warun now.
Speaker A
Oh, cuz has the shield going. Oh god. Oh god. Shoot it now. Shoot it now.
Speaker A
Nice. Oh, they eventually fall into the water. Oh. Oh, he let me out. Oh [ __ ] that timing. The dick. Uhoh.
Speaker A
Uh-oh. Oh my god, this is intense. He's going down for sure. Oh. Oh, these things go down when you step on them. I didn't know that until just now. Oh, now I have to go there. Uh oh. Wait a
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minute. Wait a minute. Okay. He bounces like six or seven times. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Damn it. That timing. Oh, I'm on it. Oh.
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Oh. So sick. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. What am What am I doing? Nice though. You took off the shield.
Speaker A
Okay. I'll get him down before you come back. Just before I Okay, he's coming down. Okay.
Speaker A
What's wrong with him? I can't do this. It's a sleepy day. You got time. Don't worry. Oh, nope. It's okay, though.
Speaker A
Wreck your shield. Oh, I need assistance. It's okay. We'll be fine. Everything's fine. He's some for some reason he really hates you, too. He keeps aiming for you.
Speaker A
Okay, he's going down. So, let's just see where he Yeah. Okay. Right over there. Okay. Surely I can't mess this up. It's right here.
Speaker A
I don't know, man. I've messed up easier things. Yeah boy. Finally. I love this Tron looking [ __ ] How come it's How's he not dying? Oh, okay. We have a scripted event.
Speaker A
That's BS, man. What? He should have been dead. Oh, how did I not die?
Speaker A
Um. Um. Hello. Hello. We get off. We get off. [Laughter] Oh yeah, crush him. Kiki.
Speaker A
Um, I don't know what's happening. Nice. One more will do it. Yes. violence. Oh, I go up here. Save it. And then I go here. Lol.
Speaker A
Oh, I just made the jump. Surviving that. Is that a ladder? That took so long because of me. Okay. No, we were we were both learning it. It's all good.
Speaker A
Okay, that's definitely a ladder. Why is the other one not a real ladder? Uh, yeah, it's a ladder.
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Delicious. What the [ __ ] What? What just happened to me? I think you just fell downwards.
Speaker A
Okay. Don't jump. Don't jump when you're on a ladder. I guess I think you didn't notice. Yeah, you did. I did. I didn't say anything. Damn it.
Speaker A
I just let it happen. Never mind. That's fine. That's normal. I don't know. That kind of looks like a platform, but it hasn't come. Oh, down here.
Speaker A
By the way, what do you think wants all of our ideas for? Not sure. And he isn't just stealing from us. How many more writer stories have been extracted before we came here? True. I feel like a right now. This looks like how would
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walk. Sure. There's a lot of money in like a goo. Money and power. A tale as old as a tale as old as time. Song as old as rhyme.
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Mo and I don't remember the other girls names. Mo and Zoe. Thank you. Tradies.
Speaker A
We're so good at this game. Huh? Can I just That's a smooth trick. Oh.
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Oh. If I go through your one, does it kill? Yep. Yep. Okay. We've learned something new.
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Oh, I have to go right and you have to go left. Do I? Yeah, cuz we have to end up on the Wait, can you go left? No, I guess we both go this way. Sorry, I just saw two
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things over that way. I guess we split up later. Do we have to jump on this? No.
Speaker A
What? Nope. Damn it. No, I want to know. Lots of robot friends. I'm coming. These little fishies. Fish. Oh my god, they're big.
Speaker A
What are these doing in a sci-fi story? Looks fantasy. Is it all the way up there or something?
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Oh the goo. We like goo. Uh. Oh, it's a castle. Oh, going fantasy style. About time. Oh, I just realized I wearing the wrong outfit for this. This is fine.
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[Music] Goo. Delicious goo. We're going to be little piggies again. This is refreshing. I really hope sci-fi worlds are scary. Let me show you, Elsa. Let me show you. Yeah, we're back in the ice. Oh god. Oh, I can swim. You
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can swim. That's an upgrade. Last time we were just getting murdered. I guess this is a different world. Hello.
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Yeah, the crescent kingdom. Oh we [Music] just like a big pizza pie. That's Wow, look at this castle.
Speaker A
It's so beautiful. It does feel very frozen. Market creatures great and small come to sell their wares and to have a good time.
Speaker A
Look at the little kitty cats on either side. This is so good. This is beautiful. We are here to rescue magical stray cats.
Speaker A
We're cat saviors. There's cat. There's catalanterns. Okay. Catalanterns. I forgot not every part of the game has guns. Hey there.
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Follow me. Oh, you get it. And then and then what? I don't know if I want this.
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Do we use it to open the gate? Yep. Oh, we do. It's a kingdom controlled by cats.
Speaker A
This is my place. This is not my place. I'll ride a snail, though. Are those big old moles? Yeah, they are. Oh my god, this is so cute.
Speaker A
This is adorable. Why are the cats normal size, but like the moles and everything else are giant?
Speaker A
I knew I could ride you. I suppose that makes sense. It's so slow. Wait, come here. We can make the snails kiss.
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[Music] Do you know how snails mate? How they like get on the underside of a leaf together and then they entwine each other's bodies and wrap them around each other, fertilize each other, and then lay eggs. What did you
Speaker A
Oh, what did we make? Oh, the recipes are here. Oh. Oh, you're a clown. I became rain.
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How? Okay. The purple one and the flower. This one. Oh. Ow. Oh my god.
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Are you No. Is that just who you are now? I I can cancel it any time. What did you make? Oh, I see. What the hell?
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Oh, sorry. Sorry. Oh, now I got to make it all. Oh, I'm sorry. Two spikies. Oh, I can be a I can be a fun guy. This is amazing.
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Sweet. Do a fun guy. Do ow. You're spitting candy at me. You just wait. I'm going to show you the power of Oh, how dare you. Okay, I don't have my gun.
Speaker A
How did I make the lightning cloud? Ah, it could become a ball of yarn. Stay back here so won't kill me. She just wanted to look up my skirt.
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Damn it. Right. Oh, did you run out of time? No. No. I canceled it. Whoa. Wait, do I just unravel over time?
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What happens after you unravel? I I hope this is a thing. Look, cyborg yarn. Oh my god, you're right. Wait, what the hell?
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Oh, I'm so small now. Oh, oh, you just transformed back. Oh my god. Wow, that's just silly.
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[Laughter] Okay, back to fun guy. Mushy mushroom. [Music] [Music] You're just a mushroom. I need your strongest patience. Oh, you became me. I'm Zoe and sci-fi is the bestest thing ever. Rainbows and sunshine.
Speaker A
I don't sound like that. How dare you? That is insulting to my people. I don't even say love. I'm not that British. How dare. Wait, I want to become you. What was that? Two blue things. Yeah.
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Give me give me give me give me give me give me give me. Come on. Time to make fun of Mio.
Speaker A
What's up? I'm Mio and I'm a deadly sword ninja. Ninja. You pronounce ninja weird.
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We're each other now. Yeah. Um, I'm gonna go find some alone time. Oh my god.
Speaker A
What? Oh, I thought we could ride them. Oh, we carry them. Did you attach one to the mole? Yeah.
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Well, I took it off him and then I put it back. Oh, okay. Can we give Can we give the them to the moles? That's what I wanted to do. I wondered if we could make them fly away.
Speaker A
What's this? Crap. Oh okay. Oh, somebody with an inflation kink is having a fun time.
Speaker A
Are you moving around or is it just bouncing you? It's just bouncing me. I'm moving, but it's just like Oh my god.
Speaker A
Okay, my turn. [Music] Bro, [Music] I wish we could take the balloons and be inflated. Then we could just fly away forever. This game is so adorable. Okay, I'm go I'm going that way though.
Speaker A
Yay. Is there anything else that we can play with? We can play with everything.
Speaker A
Don't run away. Did you get a gun? Oh fireworks. Sorry. What's this? Oh, you got a magic wand.
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Oh my god, they're chairs. Bring a chair to life. Oh yeah, I could get used to this.
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Wait, you're turning them into frogs and fish and chickens. Oh. Oh, you turn me into cheese. This is so silly.
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Dang it. Hey, it doesn't actually hurt. He's just silly. I wonder if you can pop the balloons. Oh, you can. No more fun for you guys.
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[Music] Wait, you turned back to normal. I'm still Zoe. Oh yeah, I think cuz you turned me into cheese. Hey, come here. You You see someone? Yeah, somebody just came out of there.
Speaker A
Oh, open up. Somebody said it was Cody. Was Cody there? It did look like him, actually.
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Holy crap. Hey, come back out, [ __ ] How he knows that you're waiting for him. He'll never come out.
Speaker A
Hey Mo, grab this lantern. There's so many different ways to go. I'll grab the lantern after he comes out. Hey.
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I wonder what actually made him come out. Do I have to Oh, there he is.
Speaker A
Oh my god, I can change his outfit. It did look like Cody. Yeah, you turned him into a knight.
Speaker A
Um, wait, which way? Come this way. There's so many other things to spawn. Uh, 180. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This way.
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There's a witch's hut over here. We can go in. This is surreal. I'm still you.
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Yeah, it's crazy. I don't know how to go back. Selfsetest times later. Kitty cat. Oh, purple kitty.
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I'm still you. I love that they've actually recorded all these voice lines in double. That's crazy. Baba Yaga.
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Whoa. Oh, we can ride them. Oh, and jump. Maybe I'll turn back. Hey, fy.
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Oh, you're too good. What are you going to do about it, Baba Yaga? Huh? Huh? Huh? What's the plan?
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Oh, and then we go in. Oh. Oh, now I'm just here. Ah, let's hunt up kitty cat. Alioop.
Speaker A
What if I kill myself? Will I come back as Mo? Why would you want? Oh, now I am Mo.
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Okay. Hey, it's so much fun being Zoe. I might buy it. I don't like it looking at me. It's judging me.
Speaker A
I'd live here. This seems comfy. Except for the eyeballs. Yeah, they're kind of weird. Wait, that's my side. Oh. Oh, what?
Speaker A
Nice. Nice. Let's bring it back to the castle gate. [Music] Oh, we can move it. Yeah.
Speaker A
Okay. One cat down. Next one. This way. Oh, no. I think he Oh, you did have to put him in the gate. Okay.
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All right. Two more to go. Oh, this is my favorite part with this whole flight. Oh, and then it stopped flying.
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Where do we go? This way. Oh, there's a cat symbol on it after we finished it.
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Yeah. Now we have to go this way. Oh, what? I'm just bringing this yarn cuz it will help us see where to go. There's like an invisible path.
Speaker A
Unless it was just broken gravity. It was just broken gravity. Oh. Oh, that's how it works.
Speaker A
floating invisible coffins. That's so over the top. Hi. Hello, Mo friend. Oh, it's a ghost town. Literally.
Speaker A
Wait, are we meant to go that way? I have no idea. Oh my god. Big cat sword.
Speaker A
Oh, it's Docos. Oh, hold on. I am the Tish now. What? This game is so cute, man.
Speaker A
Got to rest at the bonfire. Moonfire lit. Wow. For great adventures lie ahead. Okay. Okay. Reference. This is a cute little snail friend.
Speaker A
This game is so charming, man. So many Easter eggs. Oh, that's a big cat. Yeah, a big cat. There you are, little spirit cat. I'm here.
Speaker A
Oh, sweet dreams. Oh, what if I didn't know? Ah, that's what happens. Okay, I'll take it seriously. So, I keep him murdering. Yeah, he just blows you away. It's very Majora's Mask. Yeah, get that, Ukitty. Oh, hi. All right. Well, I got
Speaker A
him. Back to the gate. Two spirit cats down, I guess. One to go. It's always the power of three in fantasy.
Speaker A
[Music] Just like how I summoned you. The power of three will set you free. Yep. The power of 3D.
Speaker A
There kitty cat. Now last cat. But first, delicious piece of [Music] candy. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a belie in my mind. I'm in love. I'm a believer. I couldn't leave.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Okay. What? Old RT. Oh, we have to follow the paths. We're druiding. What? Cottage cing.
Speaker A
God, this is so cottage core. Wait, I didn't finish this one. Oh, lies. Like that one Mario Party mini game. What the [ __ ] What the hell?
Speaker A
No, that's mine. No, this is mine. How can you tell? Look, look at the cat.
Speaker A
Oh, I didn't even pay attention. You're just doing random stuff. Yeah, I was just going over the dirt. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Okay. All that's left is that here this lag. [Laughter] I just saw dirt and I was like I follow the dirt. The dirt make me happy. Head empty. Yep. Came out kind of pretty.
Speaker A
I don't remember the chicken dance song, but that feels perfect for this mushroom. Mushroom mushy mushroom. Get stuck in there. We got you, buddy. Come here, Bluffs.
Speaker A
Oh, what are you guys training for? Grow flowers are Oh, this is just a drawing area. Can I trip up these douches? No.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, there's different Oh, so this is just a drawing area. You can get different color hats over here.
Speaker A
Oh. [Music] We have a white hat. Close enough. What are you making? Amongus. Oh my god. My choices were either a Mogus or a penis. So, I mean, I I went for the highbrow choice. I went for the
Speaker A
artistic. Get rid of this. No, my sussy guy. You have to do this. Oh, I see what you're going [Music] for.
Speaker A
Yippee. Yippee. Now to break the heart. Wait, how did All right. A race flower.
Speaker A
Oh, now I feel bad. I want to leave. You know, you can bounce on these guys.
Speaker A
You just ruined their day for no reason at all. Is it ruining their day? I mean, they look kind of unhappy about it. There's like a door here that just stays closed.
Speaker A
I don't know. Maybe they're into it. Maybe they're masochists. I kind of want to grab both of their heads and be Oh, goo.
Speaker A
Whoa. What? Goo. Water goo. Oh, now I'm just in the water. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. There we go. This is awesome. She bouncing on my head until I No, chat. Chat. No.
Speaker A
What? What? What's the point of this? I It was just Oh, it just brings us back.
Speaker A
Oh, I see. Yeah, it was just a cool way to go. That's what I mean. This game has so many things that looks like they should be like big parts of the game and it's just them chilling being
Speaker A
chilling. Ghost key. I wish we could stay here a little bit longer. That's a big old crescent moon.
Speaker A
You didn't like cats. What? I love cats. It was only the ice king who was a menace to society.
Speaker A
Right. Is that a mouse toy? Oh, it is. She pretty. Get teaagged. Get teaagged. Get [Laughter] tabbed.
Speaker A
Uhoh. Is it going to be a dog enemy this time? Whoa. What? This was unexpected. Oh, that's the end of it. Okay, that was just some cute fun to play around with.
Speaker A
Cozy right now. in a pillow for it. Me and my sister Ella used to love making these rainy days. I got to give it to you. This is a legit pillow for Zoe.
Speaker A
This is huge. Favorite thing to do in here was to create exciting adventures. Have you made a pillow form?
Speaker A
Yeah, but not for ages and ages. Yeah, me too. I never made this into a finished story, though.
Speaker A
Can't imagine making one that big. You'd need so many giant pillows. Never thought of it like that.
Speaker A
Thought of it like that. Sleepy time. Take a nap. Sleepover. We should get going though. You're probably right. Zoe, don't ruin it. A back through the goo.
Speaker A
Okay. I miss pillow forts. Yeah. Okay. Now, we should make a pillow for uh the source of the toxin is this way.
Speaker A
Is it though? We Okay, this one it's a lot harder going backwards. No cuddle time. I know they're ruining my ship. How dare they?
Speaker A
I know. I expected a little more of a romantic time. Romantic bonding, but maybe later. Guess they're just keeping it friendly, maybe.
Speaker A
Hopefully later. Oh, this we go. Oh, unless I think we need to split up.
Speaker A
They made us split up. They really hate Cyborg and my Yuri ship. Oh wait.
Speaker A
What? Oh, you have to jump over it. I'm so dumb. Oh, god. I got no time. I got no time.
Speaker A
Wait, what? Yeah, you have to you have to like run along it. Run along it. I I think you actually have to jump over it, but I ended up not doing it. and just kind of jumping at the last second and
Speaker A
making it. Yeah, you can't jump over it. So, yeah, just run forward and jump.
Speaker A
I think you just have to like jump before it tips you over too far. That worked for me. It might not be the way you're supposed to do it, though.
Speaker A
Oh, no. Oh. Oh, close. Yeah. How come I can't go through? Oh, blow it open. Oh, and I still failed. We've been dealing with like the ones you go through now, so I completely forgot we could blow things over.
Speaker A
So funny. Just doing everything on hard mode. Okay. [ __ ] hell. Oh, you have to like jump down there, huh? Nice. You tidy. Oh, we're in a cage. Oh, I can't see. This is Petra's dream, but not
Speaker A
mine. Rock roll. Uh-oh. Hello. Oh, shoot the thing. I don't know what it do. Ah, yay. Sick.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, okay. Oh, I'm under you. These are Oh, just like always. Just like later.
Speaker A
Oh, right. I forget those are a thing. Oh, [Laughter] okay. We've learned our lesson. Thank you.
Speaker A
Now we're working together. [Laughter] Oh god. Yeah, that was the last second. Uh-oh. End well for all food.
Speaker A
[Music] Okay, we got it this time. Oh, it moves so fast. Yeah. Yeah, boy. Oh god. Hey, I'm fine. Ow. Just Oh, yay.
Speaker A
You got to come with me. Okay. Ph. Oh, meat grinder. I kind of want to feel what it feels like.
Speaker A
Huh? It don't feel good. Did not feel good. I will tell you that much.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Nice. Zoe. Yes ma'am. Nice. Um, wait. What was that supposed to do for us? Oh. Oh.
Speaker A
Nice. Oh my god, this game has so much action. Yeah, it does. It's just never ending.
Speaker A
I've like never I've like not looked at chat once. I know, right? Oh, we're platforming out. Prepare yourself. This is a dangerous territory.
Speaker A
You know what? They pay. I should make diamonds. Sure thing. We're Mega Man now.
Speaker A
This is like confusing me. Yeah. I haven't played a game like this in forever.
Speaker A
Oh, not me. It's you. Oh, nice. Oh, I I forgot who I was actually. So, that was pure luck. You still ended up doing better than me.
Speaker A
Hello. Ladders. Oh, we can wall run now. Ow ow ow ow. Watch out. He's a dick.
Speaker A
How do we do both of these? Huh? I know, right? Maybe uh maybe do these first. Maybe if we get them both in at the same time, something will happen.
Speaker A
Ah. Oh. So, so I Oopsie. So, we both put them on the ball and then we blow them up at the right time.
Speaker A
Gotcha. Yeah. 3 2 1 go. Nice. That's sick. Lazy beam. Oh, that's so cool. What?
Speaker A
Come on in. Whoa, this is cool. Yeah, they throw this off so well. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, he's he's mean.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh [ __ ] Sick. Oh, they disappear over time. What's this? Purple portals.
Speaker A
Oh, I'm used to this by now. Yeah, you just had that collab. Oh, yeah. I'm so ready for this. Oh, the bullets even go through them. I just ran. I just ran in.
Speaker A
Ooh. Oh, we were both just like, this will be fine. What? Oh, you can go down, too.
Speaker A
Never take us alive, idiots. Oh, we have to like bounce off. Oh, that aiming is hot. There we go. this guy again.
Speaker A
I really liked this guy from Final Fantasy 7. Yeah. Hold on. We got the shield now.
Speaker A
Ow. So close. Oh my god. Oh, I died. Oh, we died. Okay. Cave Jensen would approve of the portal quality. Heck yeah. Now we just got to think with the portals.
Speaker A
I prefer a space potato. Oh my god. Oh my god. Um. Oh. Uhoh. He stepped on me and not in the fun way.
Speaker A
Ow. Get off me, ho. Yeah. Ho. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Oh god. You got this, Diki.
Speaker A
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh. Oh, wait. Where am I? Oh, where'd I go? Oh. Oh, it's tough with the two of them. Damn. Um.
Speaker A
Oh, at least you didn't get flattened. Nice. Okay. Okay. We keep up the pressure. They can't do [ __ ] Oh. Oh. Oh.
Speaker A
Oh. Okay, cool. That That's it. That's what you think. Oh, you can't wall bounce. No, wait a minute.
Speaker A
Oh. Ah. I trust you with my life. Oh god. Good thing you trusted me with your life.
Speaker A
Because I didn't trust myself. It worked out. Oh, and then I just started blasting. How?
Speaker A
How? How? Oh. Oh god. I did not know that was a laser. The sun is a deadly laser. [ __ ] Oh, nice climb.
Speaker A
Oh. Ow. We got terminators now. Ow. Worth it. Oh. Oh. So worth it. Wait a minute.
Speaker A
That didn't count. Oh. Ow. My bad. That took me forever. I can't aim. What's this? Oh. Oh.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Glowy. Oh. What if we do each other's though? We can't. Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm glad you figured that out. I Oh, I didn't even know those were there.
Speaker A
I'm so bad at this. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. What are these? Oh, where do we want them? What?
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Are you Oh. Oh, yeah. We can probably make that. It'll be fine. We can't make that. I was incorrect. Okay. So, I think I think you have to you jump in.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. I have to double it. Okay. This is confusing. Yeah, like that but faster.
Speaker A
That's hard for you. No [ __ ] I double it. [ __ ] My bad.
Speaker A
I did it again. It's okay. This is like This is kind of hard. Yeah, there we go.
Speaker A
Nice. Okay, now hold on. Portal again. Yeah, my brain is not made for this.
Speaker A
Nice. Yippy. Yippy kay mother plucker. Oh god. Oh god. Oh. Oh. Oh. Where am I? Where am I? They do not like us here. Great work, Zoe. Great work Uki.
Speaker A
Who knew? I'm so hung. Oh, we got to fight something. Oh, that's a big boy. I knew it. We got the metal gear.
Speaker A
Wish I could. Oh, okay. Oh, he get you with the blue the green thing. What is this now? Oh, that's what that is. Oh, no. Oh my lord.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, wait. Jesus. Jesus doesn't have no part in this [ __ ] This is a Satan contraption if I've ever seen one.
Speaker A
Ow. Ow. Ow. [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh yeah. Where he coming from next? Oh, light show.
Speaker A
Oh god. Ow. My bad. Nice. Perfect timing. Okay. Oh, we don't need to do the the bomb thingy for when he comes out like that.
Speaker A
Oh, it just felt right. Yeah, it feels like it should do a lot of damage, but it doesn't. It's just a bristing shields.
Speaker A
Oh. It's okay. He's got so much health. Holy crap. Yeah. This is going to take a while.
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh god. That's fine. Everything's fine. Oh [ __ ] Eyes are not supposed to do that.
Speaker A
He needs to go to the optometrist. I'm starting to worry he has worms or some sort of parasite.
Speaker A
Ginsel fire wiper wiper down over the shoulder fire looks so sick. A we made him feel sick. Oh, literally.
Speaker A
Oh, get up. Get up. Get up. First the eye problems. Now the stomach is hell. Oh my god. Loise. Now what?
Speaker A
Huh? I'm stuck. Hello. Oh, you're in the middle. Oh. Oh no. What the heck?
Speaker A
What? need to help. Go up. Go up. Go up. Oh thank you. Thank you.
Speaker A
Hi. Hi. This is such a cool idea, man. Just keep innovating in this game.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Hello. Uhoh, that don't look Wait, what is this angle? I know, right? What is this? Oh, we're inside him.
Speaker A
Oh, my bad. I did a dumb. Oh [ __ ] This is so cool.
Speaker A
This is confusing me. Yeah, the angles are yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. The enemy. Yeah. It was such a cool idea.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. We both ran. We were like [Laughter] mosquitoes. Pew. Oh my god. Never take us alive. Kappa idiot.
Speaker A
Oh, not this view. What the [ __ ] No. I hate this guy. [Music] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] these. Oh [ __ ] Oh.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Oh. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Speaker A
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, we shouldn't dive into the acid.
Speaker A
Um, but it looks so fun. Oh, now he's a Final Fantasy 14 boss. Oh god.
Speaker A
Um. Um. Oh. Oh, I died. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Okay. Nice. That did not work. It really is Metal Gear. The ultimate weapon.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh god, there's so much going on right now. This is it. Finish him. Take off his head.
Speaker A
Goodbye friend. Oh, that's so [ __ ] up. Oh, holy [ __ ] We did that. We beheaded that behemoth.
Speaker A
Oh, hell yeah. You're into old gunslinging movies, aren't you? You mean westerns? No. Are you sure? Pick up your eye.
Speaker A
Okay. Got my eye. Jetack. Jet back. But of course, it's your favorite thing. We get to fly again. Into westerns. Didn't realize the gunslinging detail snuck its way in when I wrote this. A I like it. Makes the story more
Speaker A
personal I guess. Now, buckle up. He's a western nerd. Oh, stop it. Terrible. How do I fly? How do I [Music] fly? Oh, I'm out of jet fuel. Oh god.
Speaker A
So, where to the top floor? I didn't realize that's what that was. Oh, these are lasers. Careful. Oh, I say it and then I kill myself. Clappy bird.
Speaker A
Oh, you can just hover for like almost ever, but not quite ever. Oh [ __ ] Oh, that's so sick.
Speaker A
Oh, we're fuel again. Yeah, I did that. Wait, what? Um, hello. Oh, we're back in this area. It's been a while.
Speaker A
Oh, can't kill us. All right, come at me. Oh, I didn't. You have to get really high.
Speaker A
We're battling Angela [Music] again. I can make that. I can't make that. Oh god.
Speaker A
Live on without me kick you. Yes. Sore blade. You know what? Oh, it kind of hurt. What way are we supposed to go? Have time to save them all.
Speaker A
Okie. Oh, I think there's goo this way. Oh, there's goo that way. [Music] [Laughter] Zoe's. Oh, stormy night. No, too cliche.
Speaker A
Once upon a time. Way cliche. No, that's worse. Once upon a time, there were two heroes who were walking in a forest. Yes.
Speaker A
Whoa, this is sick. The music's so cute, too. Oh my god. Interesting cell shading style. Oh no, I have terrible news. What is it? Prince has been captured. Sounds like a wuss.
Speaker A
Might have deserved it. Honestly, it's like game of the year as fast as they could. Yeah, this is incredible. What happens if I Wait, why can't we go up there? Oh, we can. Yeah, but nothing. Is anything up there?
Speaker A
Nah, it's just for funsies. This developer is so good at making game of the year. Yeah, they do so many unique ideas.
Speaker A
Everyone's just like a tiny game that could be a full game. Oh, draw me a sword. Yes, please. Sword.
Speaker A
What? RT. Yeah, swords have been done. Nunchucks. I would prefer a bow, but the poses though.
Speaker A
No. There we go. We need new enemies. How about the bird? Call me birds.
Speaker A
Blur. So cool. Bur must be crossed. Ring the bell. Oh, hold on. Jesus. Hulk. You must solve my riddle. Three.
Speaker A
No. What is poopy? Not the blog. Too violent. Oh my god. Okay, let's try again. Okay.
Speaker A
Uh oh my god. No idea. Do we really need two heroes? What if? Yes. What if instead there was a noble steed? Yes. I want to be the horse. Maybe the horse.
Speaker A
Maybe the horse. Oh no. It's me. I want to ride you. It won't let me ride you.
Speaker A
It won't. This is insanity. Oh, there we go. Onward. Steookie. Okie ste. You're supposed to go up there.
Speaker A
Oh. Ah. This is so cute. Good story needs a misty mountain. Who knew? I became a horse. Oh, I became a horse. Wait, how hungry?
Speaker A
I I'm actually pretty hungry right now. Oh, tell me when you need to take a break.
Speaker A
[Music] Oh ahaki. [Music] I don't know where I went. I died. Yikes. Try not to fall.
Speaker A
Rude. Oh god. Got this. It spawned me to death multiple times. Okay. That's No. Oh, you smarter than me. I tried to attack it.
Speaker A
Nah, it was fine. What if I don't move though? Trees. The mountain has become far too steep for our heroes to climb. Make me a bird. The goats of the mountain will lend a hoop.
Speaker A
Oh yeah, boy. This isn't one. Crazy Sonic. Got to go fast. Got to go fast.
Speaker A
You're too slow. We Oh my god, the flip. This is so funny. Hey, you [ __ ] I'm sorry. Our heroes reached the mountain summit. I don't want to leave the goat. Yay. The cave is revealed.
Speaker A
Oh. Huh. Our heroes enter the cave. Spikes. Ouch. Indeed. Spikes do be. Ouch. Ow.
Speaker A
Oh, this art style is so cool. Oh, hey Roy. Hope you're having a good day.
Speaker A
Hi, Roy. Now, what are they doing? To the bottom of the cave. Everything goes dark. Oh, darkness. Just like very scary. Never mind. My soul.
Speaker A
Just like when we're stuck in the abyss. Just like the dark room in a like when you go to a leather bar.
Speaker A
Oh, I've never been to a leather bar. Is it fun? The cave be scared of the dark. I went for a different reason, but uh Oh, heroes may need after all. Yeah, boy. Oh, what is that?
Speaker A
A mighty gate. Melon, help me. The prince is up. Not us killing him. Die, prince. I'll capture the prince. Down with the monarchy. A crab or a duck? A duck.
Speaker A
Oh, we can choose. Oh. Oh. Um. Oh. A demon or a duck. Oh. Oh.
Speaker A
Demon. Crab. Duck. Which do you prefer? I don't care. Duck. Duck sounds the silliest. Okay.
Speaker A
I see the big duck appeared. The big No way. So cute. Why are we hurting him? He's friend shaped.
Speaker A
How come he's not dying? Oh, he's pooping his babies at us. That ain't good for him.
Speaker A
Oh, my thing is not even I was like rapid firing, but it wasn't really doing anything.
Speaker A
Oh, it doesn't go high enough. Yeah, we got him in the grundle so much. [ __ ] Maybe something else. Crab. Got to be a crab. Got to be a crab. We get to do all three.
Speaker A
Of course. A giant enemy crab. Oh, they actually said giant enemy crab. Everything in this game is a reference. Not tantan.
Speaker A
Back in crab game. Oh god. Oh god. No. No. Bad crab. Ow. He got me in the grundle. Happy Funtime Bridge. There we go. Don't run away. You started this [ __ ] Mm- This is so silly.
Speaker A
Glorious. Oh, we'll never get to see the demon. Die. You killed the prince. We don't need no prince charming. We're our own prince charming.
Speaker A
Okay. The kingdom is ours. Look at me. I am the prince now. Yeah. Get him while he's down. I knew I could count on you. Oh. Oh, he's on your back.
Speaker A
I I don't want this. Lau, I hate every part of this. What? Oh, I thought we were going to roll around on that. Oh sh Whoa, this is crazy. Oh, this art style is amazing.
Speaker A
Wow, this is so cool. Boat. Oh, we can't use the boat. Can we swim? Can we swim?
Speaker A
Yeah, we can. Crab. This is crazy. Oh. Oh, you killed another crab. Or maybe a bird in the sand. Oh, no. I I definitely killed that one.
Speaker A
What's over here? Hello. There's a fishing pole. I can't fish. Rude. Oh, so rude. The music in this game has been amazing, too. Yeah.
Speaker A
So good. Yeah. It's a shame it gets like so loud and quiet, so you have to keep it down low. There you go, Prince. Walk on your own damn feet. This is crazy.
Speaker A
Do I have to steer the ship? Yeah, you do. And the two heroes, now champions, set sail and took the prince back home.
Speaker A
The end. A that was a cute little one. It kind of reminded me of the unfinished swan.
Speaker A
I never played that. I haven't actually played it yet either, but I've seen um a lot of like the gameplay. The art style looked quite similar to that.
Speaker A
Now we're back in this [ __ ] place. Now we're back to Battle Angel Alita, baby. Where do we go?
Speaker A
I think Oh, to the right, actually. This way. Oh, okay. Oh, that looks terrifying. Pew pew. Uh-oh.
Speaker A
Wow. Nice suit. Okay. Okay. Figure out what we're doing here. What is this? You have to get to the other side. Oh, I'm going to die. I'm going to die. No.
Speaker A
Oops. Okay. Oh, good. Now we know. Oh, it gives us a little breaks. Probably could have made that, honestly.
Speaker A
Everything must Oh, and now we have to each take a direction. Oh, it refuels us. Oh, even better. Wee.
Speaker A
Wait, how do we Okay, we have to save time. Oh, there's another one over there.
Speaker A
Yeah. I got one on my side and you got one on your side. Oh nice.
Speaker A
Three two one go. Yeah, boy. Oh, I went too high. Um, more trouble. That's a lot of people trying to kill us.
Speaker A
Wait what? [Music] Oh, I got gunned down. Do not land. Landing is bad. You'll never catch me while I fly. I'm out of ammo.
Speaker A
Really wish the bombs did more than just break shields. They should do damage. Oh.
Speaker A
Oh, you refuel by going in and out of the thing. Watch out for the drone. Oh, I didn't think about that. I was just landing.
Speaker A
What is hitting us? Oh my god. Oh, everything. Yeah, idiot. You're aiming the wrong way. Oh, they found me. They finally found me. Oh god.
Speaker A
Get shredded. I don't even know if we have to kill these guys. You know what? That should always be Yeah, I don't know either.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Yeah, I don't know what to do. Can we land on these? Oh, we can't.
Speaker A
Oh, look. There's like over here. Are we just supposed to keep going? Whoa. There's only one left, though. You know what? I'm finishing him. Okay. Yay.
Speaker A
Angels of death. Oh, I missed. What? I'm coming. Oh. Oh. Slowly. I missed. I'm [Laughter] dead. Okay, let's do this. Seriously.
Speaker A
Okay. What are we doing? You put your little thing on the on the yellow and then we have to shoot it so that it goes into the thing.
Speaker A
Oh, that timing is crazy. Like that. I am not good at this. Uh-oh. I I can't do. Get in, you son of a Oh, nice. Okay.
Speaker A
I didn't realize you could double do it. My bad. Oh, all good. getting empty, Zoe. Ooh, what is this?
Speaker A
Oh, don't land on the green. As it turns out, green bad. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. My god, I made it.
Speaker A
Wish I could keep them. All right, we can blow it up. We have to give them up.
Speaker A
Give them. No. Oh, they so cool. Why would they take them away from us? You okay?
Speaker A
Where do we go? Oh, we can we can take a little seat. Ah, just enjoy the view. I just need a minute. We've come a long way. Kicking me ass sure is exhausting.
Speaker A
That's not the reason. I know. Oh, they just want some time to chill with each other. Show off the beautiful environment they crafted.
Speaker A
I like the big view. Very battle angel leader. Let's finish what we started. Rip the bandaid off.
Speaker A
I'm going to have a pig anymore since you Okay, since we're sitting or I'm sitting.
Speaker A
That's okay. I'll join you. Go take a break. I wish I could shoot while sitting. Finally, some peaceful time.
Speaker A
Hell yeah. Chill breather is definitely needed after the chaos of this level. Yeah, there was a lot going on. Hey chats, how we doing? A I refuse. I don't take breaks.
Speaker A
Hi. There we go. Perfect. Hi, Fu. This game is amazing. It is. They put so much detail into this, man. Hi, Fu. How are you? I'm good. I'm getting better. It's been a long day. I've been setting up a lot of
Speaker A
things for the next week, but it's been nice. I'm looking forward to all the things that we're going to be doing.
Speaker A
Tosing to assert dominance. Exactly. I have taken over the screen. It's me now. Only food chan. Only food time. Can you teose though? Nah. This is the best I can do. A little balance.
Speaker A
Balance. The stargazers. Oh, I'm just showing them my booty. Booty, booty, booty, booty. Rocking everywhere. There we go. There's the side busy. Love how this game has so many styles and captures the rider creative experience. It's so good. Yeah, this
Speaker A
studio, God, they do such crazy things. They've got so many different like gameplay styles in this. And that last one where it was like cell shading without the actual 3D things themselves.
Speaker A
Zoe's cake is kind of flat. That's a perfectly fine amount of cake. You guys have incredibly high standards. I'm not saying that I'm not flat, but Zoe Zoe's fine. Leave poor Zoe alone. And she got thighs for days, man.
Speaker A
Nice afterare. Yeah. After 5:05, we have a nice chill time. This game is so amazing. Yeah, seriously, all the different gameplay.
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I'm not sure how much fun it is to watch, but to play it, there's just like so much going on. Hello. Hi. I'm showing off my juicy booty.
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[Laughter] Hi. Hello. [Laughter] So, that was the P Very nice. I've been drinking coffee.
Speaker A
So, do you want to take a break to grab a snack, too? We can take the time. I was thinking of ordering something.
Speaker A
Ah, okay. Yeah, that's a good idea. Order it so it arrives about when you're getting done. Yeah, but I don't know what to get.
Speaker A
Hot dogs. Every hot dog apparently takes two hours off of your lifespan. actually don't get hot dogs. Two hours apparently. Yeah, that's how to order some hot dogs. No, you could have so many better things that take off more of a lifespan.
Speaker A
Bacon's really bad for you, too. And that's actually good. Oh, really? Bacon. What the Oh my god. Octopus. Octopusy.
Speaker A
What? Yep. We're going to have to fight a tentacle monster. Look at this. Oh my.
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] Oh, it's tentacle monster. Yeah, he's so big. Wait, the source of the It's a supposed to This is where the mechs keep him They captured and tortured him to siphon his lifeb blood. Oh, this is another
Speaker A
This is like her father. a father in the hospital that they don't actually make any feel any better and they just keep draining him of money. US health care system, am I right? That poor thing. Oh yeah. Poor me.
Speaker A
Oh god. This is how she sees her father. But uh I sort of base the story around my dad. No man, ever since he got diagnosed, all these visits to the hospitals medicines treatments, it doesn't matter what we
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try, it just keeps on spreading. Jeez. Seems like all we can do now is wait for the inevitable.
Speaker A
It might be tomorrow. Next month, 6 months, who knows? Are you alone in all of this?
Speaker A
What about your mother? Your family? It has always just been me and my dad.
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So, she's losing her only family. All I can do is write this silly story where I get to save him like it would change anything. It's a good form of catharsis. Sometimes you need to work through your emotions that
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way to go through that much less alone. I don't want to stay here, Zoe. Let's set him free.
Speaker A
I want to put him back in the water. And let's do that. Oh, we are just setting him free, right? Yeah. Okay, good.
Speaker A
That's our escape. Go. Oh, no way. Whoa. Are these jet skis? Are we jet skiing out of here? We're going to follow daddy.
Speaker A
Oh, even better. Holy [ __ ] A jet ski. For a second, I thought it was going to be a submarine. Weird. Jet skiing out.
Speaker A
Oh, it's vengeance time. Get him, Dad. He'll guide us out of here. Follow him.
Speaker A
Oh no. But I got to say that was really nice of you. What did I do opening up your feelings like that?
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He said, "Bitch, it ain't the time. Oh hi. Oh my god, there's so much going on.
Speaker A
Oh, hey, Dad. There he is. He's awesome. Oh, look at him climb. Oh, you can't jump. You just have to only if you like go down and come back up.
Speaker A
Oh, do we just Oh, okay. I was like looking around. Oh. I killed myself a little bit.
Speaker A
Ooh. Ooh. Wonder if we can. Nah. Almost. Ooh. Ooh. Okay. Oh, wait a minute. Move now.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. How are you? Oh god. How am I doing good at this? You're doing amazing. This is your element.
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apparently I'm good in the air and you're good in the water. I guess. Oh, hey. Hey, daddy.
Speaker A
Oh that. Oh god. No. I think I've been alive for like 10 seconds in this tunnel.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, yeah. Crush him. Woo. Don't call him this s. That's my father. Oh. Oh. Okay. Oh crap. Yeah. I thought that was going to crush us. Whoa. Oh [ __ ] Thank you, tentacle daddy. SOS SOS SOS
Speaker A
SOS. Oh my god. Okay, that's fine. It's just water that's going to crush us into the ceiling. That's fine. A That was nice of him.
Speaker A
That's how we do it. I want to ride that. Can't ride that. Ride that. But what if I could have bro?
Speaker A
I don't want to let my dreams just be dreams. That's a lot of fire. I have not let go of accelerate yet. No, me neither. Full speed or wait. Secrets.
Speaker A
Oh, I died. I don't know if that's There was a secret. There was a secret blue thing, but I missed it. I was too silly.
Speaker A
Oh, I thought I could like Oh, I can kind of Yeah, you can glide along in it a little bit. Oh, god. I thought they cut me again, but they didn't. Oh, hell yeah. Oh my god, this is so crazy. Yeah,
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it is. Oh. Oh, he's making a ramp. My first time. My first death. Thank you. Oh, don't worry. You get used to him.
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into that. No, we lived. I think kind of just disappeared. Maybe the gays can drive. Just a jet ski apparently. Better than the bias today.
Speaker A
Actually, another game reference. Let's go. You might be the first person who's seen this side of me.
Speaker A
A she's so closed off. I'm not used to strangers being this I don't know kind.
Speaker A
Really? I know. I'm such a downer. It's just that dad means the world to me.
Speaker A
It's so unfair. And there's this anger. growing inside of me. I feel trapped. It's like I'm lost in the dark. I don't know what to do.
Speaker A
Who wouldn't be overwhelmed by it all? It makes you human. These two better hug by the end of this game. At least Neo clearly needs a hug.
Speaker A
Enjoying their freedom. I just wish it was true in the real world. A, you'll be free, Padre.
Speaker A
Damn, bro. I wish I had a dad. Me too, dude. Me, too. Pull through this. Wish my dad was an octopus. That would have been crazy. Thanks.
Speaker A
So true. Octo dad. You could have tucked me into bed so good. more sense to me.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. And for what it's worth, I don't think you're a downer. Just angsty.
Speaker A
Just edgy. The stories have a happy Yeah. The stories end up having a happy ending. That's not a downer.
Speaker A
I feel like we were spent forever in there. Yeah. There were so many puzzles in the beginning of Whoa. Oh, okay. What is going on down here? I am the one that breaks the news. I am the one who
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knocks. Oh, he's ang serious. I am the one who knocks. Dick. Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
Speaker A
He got inside the game. We got them. They're locked in. System fail safe mode active, sir. Oh, you don't want us locked in? That goes bad for you. Initiate repair protocol.
Speaker A
That's what you think. Checking system integrity. No. What's happening? They're fixing the glitch. Good luck reaching that glitch. Why are you even doing this?
Speaker A
Can't you see that I'm doing society a favor? I'm the good guy here. [ __ ] Good guys don't call themselves good guys. Taste of what my machine can do. I will change the entire industry. I just need to gather enough
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stories. My machine will be fully operational by stealing them. I'm not surprised that you narrowminded ams.
Speaker A
We're the ones actually making the stories. AI tech, bro. Another big corporation screwing over the little guy. Exactly.
Speaker A
It doesn't matter what you think. All you have to do now is sit tight and witness as I fully restore my machine and put an end to your insignificant little uprising.
Speaker A
All right, old man. We're going to have to kill this guy. But it can't be good. Time to kill him in real life. Might be a way to find that glitch. Oh, yeah. Oh, are we stuck together? Is it just me? Are you afraid
Speaker A
of losing his mind? I don't think so. He might have lost. We can go pretty far from each other.
Speaker A
Nope. You are correct. Okay. So, if we get too far, we explode. ego on this guy. Your creative power only meant anything when you were hooked up to my machine.
Speaker A
Nope. We make the stories. This is our world. Oh no. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, this is much better. We just did it at the way wrong time last time. I can't believe Raider thinks he's the good guy.
Speaker A
Hasn't every villain in history believed that about themselves. Yep. Oh, this is so trippy. Very drawn.
Speaker A
This isn't just about your stories. It's about harnessing pure creativity. Sure. And then what? Well, I then putting a price on it.
Speaker A
All for a hefty fee, I presume. Okay. He just wants to make money. Uhoh. Oh, no. No. Oh, we're good. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Speaker A
Wait a minute. Okay. Okay. I love the physics of this. Oh, we could have just rid that one.
Speaker A
Oh, they're saying you mean stealing. Yep. No, no, no. It's not stealing, guys. It's not copyright. It's just training. Remember. Oh god. Oh, that was freaky.
Speaker A
This feels like hell. Yeah, it does. Digital hell. Digital hell digital hell but it's kind of pretty instant.
Speaker A
Art is subjective. This is like a disagree. This is like This is like a talking about AI.
Speaker A
Uhoh. Oh yeah, 100%. Wait, what do I do here? Oh yeah, nice. Yeah, this is definitely talking about like humans need to be the ones to create the stories. Otherwise, it's just soulless stuff they're stealing from other people. Oh no. Oh,
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my bad. You can't monopolize storytelling, Raider. But I [Laughter] can't rock. Okay. Oh my god. So crazy. Oh no. I go back. Listen to yourself and I'll do whatever it takes. Oh, you can wall run. Oh, we'll see about that. Oh, not the whole way. I
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think it pulled me up because you were on a different one. Oh, you thinking what I'm thinking? Oh, yeah.
Speaker A
Ride the earth. Oh [ __ ] Thing. Okay. Oh, now what? Oh. Oh, we have shadows trying to stand.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, we can't break our tether either. Okay. Okay. Oh, that was easy. Soon I'll dominate the entire way. I think it's to the right.
Speaker A
Can we reuse this guy already? I will. If only. Once I've dealt with you and this stupid [ __ ] I will finish.
Speaker A
Oh, they go kaboomi boom. Oh, this is so crazy. Yeah, I love this world. Oh, wait. That's me. I thought it was you. Yeah, I I thought you were behind as well. I got really confused.
Speaker A
Oh, [ __ ] Oh, my bad. Wow. He said haha. Oh. Oh, wait. It's the tether's fine.
Speaker A
Oh, I wonder why. [ __ ] My bad. I see pointy. I want to [ __ ] pointy.
Speaker A
[ __ ] That was me again. Oh, that was me. And again. No. No. That was me. Okay. At least you got one. Oh god. Okay.
Speaker A
Oh, I tried to square you. Got to remember who I am. Yeah. It's hard to tell when it's this small. Yeah. We're wearing the same clothes. Yeah.
Speaker A
Oh, nice. You go. Oh, down I go. Careful with the bungee cord. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay. Oh [ __ ] Hey, wait a minute. How did they end up there? Keep it up. What are you doing?
Speaker A
Oh yeah, now the bungee cord just fractured again. Okay, glitch. The clock. I see it. Isolate the glitch. Don't let them reach the glitch.
Speaker A
Nice. You can't stop us. The platforms. Separate them from the No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The goo.
Speaker A
Yeah Fox. No system fail safety activated. We didn't have enough time to restore the machine sir.
Speaker A
We did it. Come on, Zoe. Crack the glitch. Suck it, Raider. Lau. I love her.
Speaker A
Oh, no way. Mah shojo. Oh, [ __ ] Oh my god. Evil by moonlight. She even did the pose. She doesn't look like a magical girl though.
Speaker A
No, just the normal fantasy. Oh, really? I feel like we can handle any cur. She just decided, hey, I'm feeling myself.
Speaker A
I'm going to get a mahoo shojo transformation. Maybe not, but I choose to believe.
Speaker A
What? No way. Which story are we in now? Maybe get me up to speed, dragon. Okay, so this story is based on mine and Ella's upbringing, like all of them.
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overcame every obstacle together. Isn't your shape-shifting story also inspired by your sister? All of them. We're twins. Wonder if her sister's dead.
Speaker A
I wonder that, too. Yeah, cuz she keeps talking about like her history and her upbringing with her sister, but never anything about what her sister's doing now.
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] she can sing. We're going to ride dragons. [Music] dragon egg. We're going to have our own little baby dragons.
Speaker A
Zoe, Ella, adventure lies ahead. Take the dragon eggs. Okay, Sophira. Dragon eggs. Yeah, I wrote me and Ella as dragons.
Speaker A
So, we're doing dragons. I'm not at all surprised about dragons now. That Zoe is a dragon. That does not even slightly surprise me.
Speaker A
Fate lies in thy hands. That's it. No detail on the whole extinction part. Don't worry. I know what to do. Grab that bag. Oh, it's scaly time.
Speaker A
Okay, you take the egg. Just don't drop it. Gotcha. Adventure. What if it's Oh, we're not dragons.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's like the Zoe and Ella dragon eggs, but they haven't been hatched yet.
Speaker A
Fallen kingdom of dragons, and we're here to make sure they aren't lost forever, right? What happened? War. An ancient ancestor to the first dragon family turned on his kin and in conflict left the world in ruin. Pretty dark
Speaker A
premise, Zoe. I like it. See, fantasy can be dark. Mo, you should read Game of Thrones.
Speaker A
Dragon egg. Time to scramble an egg. Oh my god. OG skeleton. All dragons might have fallen, but their spirits linger on.
Speaker A
Oh, I didn't have to hold it open for you. I thought I was holding it for you.
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Birdies. Oh, what is that? Completion. Raider's machine will eventually be able. Is that right? That's what he claims. Oh, they really are leaning into the AI [ __ ] Raider will be behind the wheel of it all. All creativity at the hand of the
Speaker A
tech bros. Wagon. Let's not let that happen. Wagon. Oh. Oh god. No. No. No.
Speaker A
What? Okay. At least I didn't do it alone. I'm It's okay. I'm also confused. I just wanted to play with the dragon. What are So, we're not meant to do anything here.
Speaker A
No, it's just a bounce [Laughter] pad. Oh. Oh no. Although, I thought they said these two eggs were the last dragons. There was a little baby dragon there. Maybe that doesn't count as a dragon.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Maybe it's like a worm or a wyvern or something. Oh, thank you.
Speaker A
Here you go. This is my sister's egg. Enjoy it. And now we do this.
Speaker A
Oh, these eggs are quite useful. Oh, so now Yeah. And then you cross. These eggs are very useful. Dragons really cared about their young, unlike us humans. We That's a lot of thorns.
Speaker A
I thought about it. Don't you always? Oh. Oh, I like these interesting deaths. You never know which one's going to be like unique. I blame Tomb Raider. The first original Tomb Raider game that every death had like a unique animation.
Speaker A
You just wanted to see it all. What came out of that egg? It's the birthplace of the first primordial dragon mother. Oh my god, that's an egg. Imagine how much she needed to eat every day. Damn. Oh, that
Speaker A
is an egg. That's crazy. Um, I love this world. Wagon. Yeah, this one's good.
Speaker A
Asian style dragon. Yeah, I see you. Long story short, the bad guys. Oh, wait. Oh, do we have to take turns? I think so. Okay, you got ahead. Oh, okay.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Um, I guess I think it's the opposite. I think we have to do it at the exact same time. Yeah, I think we have to balance. Three, two, one, go.
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh. Oh, you fell off too early. No. A that baby would have been huge. Yeah.
Speaker A
Imagine the mama trying to feed it. Three two one go. Nice. Nice. What are you going to name your egg baby?
Speaker A
I don't know. Eggy. Eggy. So, how does this I'm going to name mine Al Alexandra.
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Alexander. Alexander. There we go. That got there eventually. Oh. Oh, is that not a dragon? There he is. Jesus.
Speaker A
Dragon. Jesus. Looks like a monster hunter enemy. Brace yourself. Purple lightning dragon. That's some serious trouble, Zoe. No, he looks friendly.
Speaker A
Why did I jump? How very Lord of the Rings. This is awesome. This angle is crazy.
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Yeah, you can't really tell what's going on. You can't even jump off those ones.
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Fast enough. Yay. I was not fast enough. I mean, that was my fault. I could have slowed down. Oh god.
Speaker A
Uh oh, I forgot to jump. He was right next to us. He was a scary dragon.
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Oh god. Oh god. [Music] What the [ __ ] Why am I so dark? Is so scary. Falling as we go.
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As we go. The ground is falling backwards. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Um. Um. Um. Oh [ __ ] Okay.
Speaker A
I don't know. He looks friend shaped. I think he just needs a hug on both of his tusks at once.
Speaker A
You got a big old chin. I bet he likes chin scratches. You're going to need a big ass thing to Oh, hell yeah. We need our bows and arrows back.
Speaker A
Is it gone? For now. For now. He'll be back and in greater numbers. Did you have to make it so massive? You could have chilled with scales. If someone's going to hunt dragons, it needs to be big. True. So,
Speaker A
if you like dragons, love dragons. Love dragons? Why make them extinct? What's the angle?
Speaker A
Growing up, sometimes it felt like it was just me and Ella against the entire world. Oh. last two of their species each other's backs.
Speaker A
Oh, she didn't say had. That's a good sign. Yeah. And that's the core to this story.
Speaker A
Facing life. Maybe they just grew apart. No matter the scale together. Maybe her sister got like a real job and didn't want to write stories anymore.
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Golden egg. Now you know what we're up against. Yeah, but can't see how we possibly stand a That's against that thing. Oh, we'll have some proper backup. Don't you worry. Where's a bazooka when you need one? What did I
Speaker A
just do? Oh. Oh, sending it your way. Oh, now what? Oh, we're going to have to start it again. Okay. So, we have to keep up with it as it goes.
Speaker A
Go go go. I'm waiting and ready to receive. Did I not do fast enough? Oh, we did.
Speaker A
Okay, we just had to wait. I was so scared. Excellent. Welcome to the cave of cradles. Swim.
Speaker A
You're saying it like I should know what it means. Place your wreck down there.
Speaker A
You'll see. Right. Oh, they're going to get born now. Yeah, it's time for you kids to get a job. Wake the [ __ ] up. Check this out.
Speaker A
Welcome to life. It sucks. Well, not in this world. I mean, welcome to the world. They are the last dragons alive. It's still kind of sad.
Speaker A
My guy is so big. So cute. Yeah, he's so spiky. Okay, stuck his tongue out.
Speaker A
That's it. Oh my god. I can't believe I'm a green. We're totally going to be able to breathe fire and ice with these bad boys, aren't we?
Speaker A
Come on, Alexander. Wait, now he's a lizard. Now he's not an egg. Come on, Elizabeth.
Speaker A
I think she likes you. Rely on thy dragons to make your way to the next temple. Yes, sir. This way.
Speaker A
I said no licking. Your one's kinky. Get on. I'll push us out. My one made a hole in the bag to stick its tail out of down the river. This game is so adorable.
Speaker A
And the giant dragon wing ores. God damn. What? I've been thinking about Raider. What about our favorite guy? I mean, if he's been working on his machine for 20 years. Yeah, I don't think there's anything he wouldn't do to protect it.
Speaker A
No matter the cost. No matter the cost. Uhoh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Oh no.
Speaker A
Okay. This is a fun little control system. Oh god, I went too hard. It's on me. Me or is the current speeding up?
Speaker A
White Water Rapids time. The stream is picking up pace. It's going to get fun.
Speaker A
Any minute now. When can I breathe ice? Damn it. Chicken jackie. Oh god. Why do you keep saying that?
Speaker A
It's stuck in my head, man. I blame Vox. But yeah, everybody on Twitter is just posting clips of every single cinema they go to to watch the Minecraft movie.
Speaker A
Just Jack Black saying chicken jackie and the entire theater blowing up with like, "You said the thing." It's just stuck in my head. I heard like there's one theater where they called the police about what? Because it got too crazy in
Speaker A
the theater. Oh, that's insane. Must have been a fun experience, though. I feel like the last time a movie had that kind of like big momentum, it was probably like Avengers when Captain America pipped up Mun. Good old Meow Meow.
Speaker A
Can our little friends just maybe lend us a hand? Concentration. I just can't. Yeah, they need to grow the freak up.
Speaker A
Here we go again. Oh, bye. I'm good. I'm going to chill. This seems fun. What? You can fly. Ow.
Speaker A
It may be full. Catch me. You have to hold Y too. I know. Are you okay? Oh my god. What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? I'm leaving. No, don't leave me.
Speaker A
I'm sorry. You see me fly? You get to fly and Oh, I Oh, this is BS. You have to go the other way. Oh, okay. Man, how does yours even work? You really did leave me. I just I do a
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little jump. That's literally it. Oh, because Yeah, I get the tail. You get the wings.
Speaker A
This is unfair, man. La Zoe, why would you write yourself as this character in this story?
Speaker A
Life's hard being a tail dragon. Oh, I can tail grab. Okay, that's kind of cute.
Speaker A
These dragons aren't completely useless. Oh, don't worry little way of saying thank. Oh, yeah. That's Mio on her best behavior.
Speaker A
I stab you. I can't stab you. Report that threat. Oh, wait. I probably have to go this way cuz I can't fly.
Speaker A
We just for fun. Neo's finally smiling. Oh, this time you're on the right. What's wrong? Can't climb.
Speaker A
The water just [ __ ] launched. Yeah, that was so fast. Holy [ __ ] Ah. Okay. You know what? It's still a fun movement mechanic.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, this is going to be great. What the [ __ ] Hey, what happened to you? I don't know. Look like you got launched.
Speaker A
Wait, did I do that? Oh, [Laughter] it was like the wind just knocked me out. Look. Oh, like I'm not even touching the water. It slams you so hard.
Speaker A
Oh, damn. If you try gliding between those. [ __ ] This is there. There has to be an achievement for how many times you die because I would get it every time.
Speaker A
I think if there was, I would have gotten it for like when we were doing the octopus bit.
Speaker A
Oh, the platform goes in the water. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you have to tie that one properly. That one goes in the water.
Speaker A
Okay. You know, I'm afraid of the water. Come up here. Let's hope this thing still works. Okay, go ahead and climb. And goodbye.
Speaker A
No, I'm just kidding. Just get onto the wood bit and have fun. Oh, wow.
Speaker A
I just wanted to see if you could make it. You're so [ __ ] up.
Speaker A
You almost made it though. I was impressed. What do these Oh, thank you. Um um hurry up. Can you can you pull the lever again? I can't fly. I just got a tail. I ain't got no wings.
Speaker A
What's the magic word? Brundle. What does that mean? I don't know. Um, tentacle. I knew it was tentacle. We Oh, look at you two getting along and all to the sky.
Speaker A
Oh my. Uh oh, he's back. Oh, he scared away all the birdies. I believe he just left you hanging. Nah, I deserved it. Which way do you want to go? Golden. Oh, I don't know. Goo. Goo.
Speaker A
There's goo over there. Yeah. How do we get to the goo? Okay. There's goo up there.
Speaker A
Go this way. No, we must go this way. They're taking us away from the goo. What?
Speaker A
Oh, how do we get you over there? Wait, what? Where's I don't even see the goo. Oh, it's that it's what's like emanating that big circle thing. Oh, but I don't know how to get there.
Speaker A
Oh, maybe when we go I have to jump off like right here. Oh, yeah. If you can make that jump.
Speaker A
Nope. There's got to be another one. It's a little high. The Yeah, it doesn't feel right. But I don't see Oh, what are these? Oh, who wants a treat? Have a Oh, we can feed the babies. Oh, they're
Speaker A
literal dragon fruit. That's so cute. Is it this one? I can't do anything with this one. No, we can't do anything with it. Oh, maybe if we send it that way, then we can pull that.
Speaker A
Oh, we have to get up there. Oh, I get it. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker A
Okay. So, you have to ride it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You go across and then I can get you to the other side. What should I order? I I feel like Chinese food. Some nice low main. Wait, do we need both of us over
Speaker A
there? Oh, and I can just come over. Wait, get on. Get on. Get on it. Get on it. Get on. Sorry. I I had my I was holding my phone. That was my bad.
Speaker A
But then I don't know how to get me over there still. Yes, you can pull that. Oh, I can do this. I'm coming. Okay, you have time to order.
Speaker A
You know I'm a love lane. Me too. Has a nice mix of flavors, especially when I add like extra garlic. Add a fresh bowl of ramen for dinner. Hell yeah. I haven't had ramen in ages. Veggie lomain sounds good.
Speaker A
Yeah. It's one of those things where you eat it and you feel hungry again within like two hours though. That's the one problem with it. Kind of just passes right through you. Way better than Taco Bell. Oh no. Have fun in the bathroom for the
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rest of the night. Can you even get ramen where you are? Yeah, of course I can. I can even get takoyaki. We're not completely without things in my tiny little mountain town.
Speaker A
Especially Baldak. Oh, Baldak's so good. Especially that carbonara one. Oh, the cheese and spice was such a nice combination. Sushi and ramen. I normally get sushi and takoyaki. Technically two starters, but I mean sushi is kind of a
Speaker A
full meal. It's lots of carbs, but it has some some meat in it. Carbonara boy. Yeah, it just needs to be spicier is the only problem. Oh, we're power poisoning. Hell yeah.
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want to pose behind indomi lane are the best. I've never actually had indomi. I've heard nice things.
Speaker A
You like me thick? Yo, I'd be down. Can bring me some anytime. Remember the first time we did a stream, we talked about the fact that Yeah. I needed to get you some macaroons.
Speaker A
Sounds like we've got a dinner date [Music] planned. Such a long time ago. Yeah, that was literally our first collab.
Speaker A
God. God. Three years ago. Must be almost exactly three years ago by this point because we did a collab like very quickly after that.
Speaker A
But I need the sweet. How big was the culture shop when you went from London to a little American town? Oh god.
Speaker A
Sorry. Are you okay? Yeah, I dropped my controller. It's fine. Probably. I'm fine. I'm alive. Everything's good. Oh, it was a pretty big culture shock cuz there's Yeah. like nothing here. Man, why won't I pose? Last time I did a cute pose.
Speaker A
Yeah, it was pretty big. Mainly just the fact that there's like nothing to eat here and nothing to do here. You just kind of have to be set in. Everybody here is either super old or like a college student. There's no in
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between. It wasn't like that. It wasn't that scary. In fact, I bought some ch chocolate and coconut macaroons yesterday.
Speaker A
[Music] Yummy. It is time. That so bad. I also found some Jaffa cakes for the first time ever.
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For the first time in America. I mean, I know they have them in other parts of America, but like near where I am cuz they have them everywhere in the UK.
Speaker A
[Music] Have you had traffic cakes before? I have. Oh, cool. They're good. They're one of my favorites. Yeah, they're amazing. Macaroons or macarons? No, macaroons. [ __ ] macarons. Macarons are boring.
Speaker A
I like them if they're made well. I just think they're like very pretty, but when you taste them, they're just like powdered sugar flavor. I I guess like if you do the cream well, it may be better. I just
Speaker A
I've never really had a macaron where I was like, "This is amazing." It's always been like This is okay. It's kind of just like eating. Yeah. To me, it's just kind of like eating the powdered sugar. Yeah. Chocolate macaroons I love.
Speaker A
They're just like tiny little cakes. Yeah. It has to have good filling and the actual parts can't have um The I don't even know what to call it.
Speaker A
The shell can't be too sugary. Yeah, if it's too sugary it just like overwhelms everything. Did have one good strawberry one one time, but even then it was just too sweet. They always do look pretty though. I'll give them that much.
Speaker A
The ones in Disneyland are like four macarons in one. Sounds intense, man. I've never been to Disneyland either.
Speaker A
It's a lot of walking. Yeah, I imagine. There's like nothing there for me anyway. Can't go on roller coasters. The bakery in my area that makes some really good ones. They balance the sugar really well. Oh, that sounds nice.
Speaker A
Maybe I'll find good ones someday. They're too expensive, too. Yeah, considering how easy they are to make. I actually know how to make macarons. What did you get?
Speaker A
Chinese food, like you said. Nice. Was it Lain or did you go with something else?
Speaker A
Um, I went with something else. Aggie, keep your secret. Secret keeper. You just never know if like if you say what you get, people might know where you are. That's crazy.
Speaker A
Actually, I didn't even think about that. To be fair, yeah, I don't really have to worry about that cuz if anybody did live in my little mountain town, I'd be screwed. I'm the only guy with a 160lb dog around here for the last several
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years. Anybody ever saw me, they'd be like, "That has to be for who the [ __ ] house has a dog." That [ __ ] This idea is inspired by video games I played growing up.
Speaker A
Get the highest score, get the win. Wait, this is a competition. You bet. We're snowboarding. 3 2 1 go.
Speaker A
Got to go fast. Got to go fast. Got to go fast. See you at the finish line. Not if I see you fast. Jump trick. Oh, it's SSX Tricky. Yeah, boy. Oh, sick. Balance, balance, balance, balance. Jump. Balance. Balance. Oh,
Speaker A
Lauo. Oh, I screwed up. Nailed it. Yeah, boy. You Oh, we lost so much time. Yeah.
Speaker A
I'm on another level. Oh god, no. Okay. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Oh man. Oh god. I screwed up a little bit. It's fine. My brain was only slightly scrambled.
Speaker A
Yeah boy. Oh, so much gunfire. I mean, there's a clear winner here, but like I'm just trying I'm just trying to make it. I'm just trying to make it.
Speaker A
Sounds like loser talk to me. Kiki, I've already lost. You can still come back. There's crazy extreme tricks. I thought it was just going to be a race. I didn't expect it to be tricks. Oh no. Oh no.
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get ready. [Applause] Shred it, baby. Get ready. Reach for the sky. Oh yeah. All of the tricks.
Speaker A
Badass. Now murder. Oh no murder. That's okay. That was trash, Zoe. Woohoo. Damn it. Messed up.
Speaker A
You know I'm waiting at the bottom. Oh god. Bring it on. What do I do? Those things are huge.
Speaker A
Ow. Come at me. Oh. Oh, you can actually run into the spiky things. Easy.
Speaker A
See, you're catching up. I am magnificent. No, I'm not. What are you talking about?
Speaker A
Do you see the numbers? I don't look at numbers. Damn it. Whoa. Hell yeah.
Speaker A
Oh god. Not again. My point. Oh [ __ ] I just going too slow. Oh, I was lau. Yeah, you have to ride on the tank there. Otherwise, it just kills you. So rude.
Speaker A
Surprise. What a great ride. We a I didn't get 10,000 that good. The high five bit was so sick. Did you see me? I just got unlucky. Let's blame it on luck. I did get unlucky.
Speaker A
It was just a learning curve. I pick up things quickly. You did genuinely start to catch up. At the beginning, I was crushing it. did not know you knew how to Oh, the dragons weeded for us. We should have
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brought them skating. That would have been sick. You could have flown. Wasted potential. Got a side story in the bag. I'm happy I got to keep that one. A We shall.
Speaker A
Yeah, they won't be stealing that story. Okay, time for golden balls. skipping stones. What? I guess you have to angle it like straight.
Speaker A
Oh yeah, you have to like angle it straight forward. Oh, [ __ ] up.
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] What? I can't. What? Oh. Oh, hell yeah. Trick shot.
Speaker A
I rock literally. I see. Okay, I'm good. Can't believe I didn't get an achievement. She said perfect. Oh, I thought it was deeper than that, too. It ain't that deep.
Speaker A
Oh god, I just walked right off the [Music] edge. Oh, the skull. My god. Okay, game. Sure. Give me a heart attack. That's fine.
Speaker A
Don't know why I tried. Yeah, that's not your way. Why is this so difficult? I'm going the wrong way. That would be why I'm trying to ice skate uphill. It's fine. It's fine.
Speaker A
What are these? Okay, finally. Is this like a plumbing system? No, that's what I don't know. Oh, I'm supposed to help you.
Speaker A
It's okay. Once you get once you get here. Oh, I'm coming. Okay. You were so far ahead of me.
Speaker A
Oh, I think I go this like this. Oh, sick. Thank you. Thank you. Now, what can I help you or am I just a damsel?
Speaker A
Oh, I go this way. Oh, got it. Nice. Huh? Now what? We go now. You come to me.
Speaker A
Where are you? All right. Right there. Press on. What's this? Okay, I can push that up.
Speaker A
Oh, bye. That was my bad. Okay. Ready. Then you jump to the one to the right.
Speaker A
Yeah. Nice. Sue. They have steam power in this world. I almost I almost just dashed off the edge.
Speaker A
It's just one of those days. Wait, how do we get up there? Oh, it's got a hook.
Speaker A
Um. Oh no. What? Oh, I can just float down. Okay, now to prepare to intercept Dukie King.
Speaker A
Never. Nice try. Wait, I feel like I should be. It's fine. Running. Oh, I almost missed that. Lavish steam bath.
Speaker A
[Applause] They make such silly noises. Oh, I guess it's too hot. Yeah, you look so comfy.
Speaker A
Oh, that's for you. Thank you. Oh, there's something there. Okay, that one first. Yeah, step on that one.
Speaker A
What? I think if you float into it, it will blow you up into the air.
Speaker A
Yeah, boy. Okay. Oh. Um. Um. Okay. I need to find out which one. That one is that one. No. Yeah, it is. That one.
Speaker A
Yeah. But you have to Okay. So, this one and then this one. And I don't know this one. Oh [ __ ] Oh no. Oh, I could have like rested on there. Okay, I'm going to start over.
Speaker A
No, that one. Nice. Okay. Smiley face. Smiley face. Smiley face. There is no smiley face.
Speaker A
Um, there's that other one, the D1. There you go. Okay. Okay. They're going to try and trick us with multiples. Now we know.
Speaker A
It's fine. It's fine. Oh. Oh. Oops. Then the one that looks like some delicious ramen. Oh god. Oh my god. Triangle.
Speaker A
Triangle. Oh, it's being blocked. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. So close. Damn it.
Speaker A
Were that multiple I could press? Maybe that was. I think so. Yeah. [ __ ] I'm sorry.
Speaker A
That's why I'm ramen. Okay. Wait. Oh, I can stand here. Yeah. Oh, I don't think I meant to stand here cuz I can't move forward. Oh no.
Speaker A
Try and just walk off the side and see if you can float. Yeah. Nice. Slimy face definitely doesn't exist. Yeah, it doesn't exist. Okay, so Oh, there's a plane one, too. Okay.
Speaker A
Oh, no. Okay, let's get covered. Oh, look. Triangle. Triangle. Triangle. Tri. It's so confusing. This one. This one. Then ramen.
Speaker A
Okay, I'm going to start with triangle. Hopefully that'll work. Yeah. Okay, they're getting out of the way.
Speaker A
Perfect. Oh my god. Easy. Yeah, it was. There's so much going on. Me and Ella may look similar, but we are not the same. So, she's the nice one.
Speaker A
Hey, come on. Ouch. Call me a [ __ ] God damn. Not the evil twin.
Speaker A
Oh, this looks sort of familiar. Ice powers the wagon. There you go. A They're going for a swim.
Speaker A
Are they going to go They come out as like I think so. We got big boy dragon now.
Speaker A
Oh my god, my one's a roly pololy. They're so cute. That that pool aged you. Zoe, what if we got in the pool? Would we suddenly turn like 80?
Speaker A
Yeah. Our turn to be carried. Uh, how am I supposed to do that? Just trust her and she'll trust you.
Speaker A
But she's got an avoidant personality type. She doesn't trust anybody. Yeah, give that dragon a hug.
Speaker A
Well, that spike is dangerously close to stabbing her in the stomach. Faster and stronger. The path to the next temple shall be carved.
Speaker A
Yes, sir. Hold on tight. Oh, it's racing time. Oh, no. Through the waterfall. Okay.
Speaker A
Always through a waterfall. Yep. You can't fly. What is this? No. Oh, I can roll. Oh, you can roll. Oh, how am I not dying? Where am I when I roll? I just disappear. Oh, I go down to the tummy.
Speaker A
Oh that's crazy. Oh, you got acid breath. Sick. You trying to puke on me? Come at me.
Speaker A
I guess I'm acid [Music] resistant. Oh, I can still fly. Oh, nice. Wonder if I can still tail grab.
Speaker A
Nope. Now I do a lunge. Wish I could fly. Don't puke on me. Hey, [ __ ] you. No dragon fruit for my That's what you get for being selfish [ __ ] Oh, I can climb now. Got claws.
Speaker A
[Music] Steady. Roll and jump. Sure. [Music] Oh, that's a cool technique. Now I get fruit. My dragon fruit, [Music] [ __ ] Oh, there aren't even any on my side. This is [ __ ] Get out of my
Speaker A
way. You look comfortable. It's like riding a bike. It's alive and it might kill me.
Speaker A
Oh, you're not going to get eaten. It's a lot of puke. Oh, you can melt metal. Holy crap. Now that's some acid ref. Those poor guys. Open sesame. Wee. Why' I do that?
Speaker A
I forgot I can't dash anymore. Oh, that's for you. Oh, hell yeah. Unless. Oh. Ow. Lol. It hurt my head.
Speaker A
I bet we need to put the ball here. Oh, you melt the metal and then I put it in the thing.
Speaker A
Oh what? Boy, who's a good dragon? We got a good boy. What the [ __ ] is that thing? Like a man pretending to be a dragon.
Speaker A
Dragon fruit. More dragon fruit. No more dragon fruit. I want the dragon fruit. No, don't get dragon fruit.
Speaker A
What? No. No. Nothing. Nothing at all. [Music] Smashy smash. Smashy smash. Oh, it is the dark crystal. Holy [ __ ] You guys called it earlier.
Speaker A
Oh god. Bang. I do this. Oh, I can make a bridge. Goodbye lanterns. Oh, I push it over to you.
Speaker A
Nice. You that close enough? I guess so. Now I guess I just chill. Um. Holy. Let's balance things out.
Speaker A
Now what? Oh, I think we need to get you to the other side now to do the other one. Oh, I have to do two. Yeah. Come back here.
Speaker A
Damn, they're making us work today. Ooh, dragon fruit. Oh no. Oh. Oh. So close. Oh. Oh.
Speaker A
Okay. Um. Okay. Okay, I think I have to get back up this. Yeah, I think from here.
Speaker A
A nice little shortcut. Okay, I need to push this back around. Yeah, there we go. Nice. One, two, three. Okay, there you go. I feel so useless.
Speaker A
Um, no. You're getting me there. Got tiny little wings, man. Not a dragon. I'm a roly pololy. More of a pillbug. Cap is clear.
Speaker A
All right, let's roll out. Can I just auto butts? I think you can make that actually. Nice.
Speaker A
Oh, barfing it. You got to mama. Oh, what the [ __ ] Yeah, you got a mama bird it. Nice.
Speaker A
Big purple boy. Oh, [ __ ] That's not your way. Wait to bring the mega down from the side. Wait, where do I go? Oh, here we go.
Speaker A
Oh, no. [ __ ] I [ __ ] up. It's okay. I [ __ ] up way before you. Oh. Oh, how did I end up one again? I lived, [ __ ] Oh, I can't get back. Oh, I can get back
Speaker A
up through your way. This is unfair. Awesome. There we go. Is there anything on these?
Speaker A
Nice one. They both have bouncies. I don't think so. Just statues. Statues are fun.
Speaker A
That looks delish. Dragon fruit. [Music] I eat most of them. Okay, you win this round.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Now what? What is this? Yeah. What is this doing? Go down or up. Oh, okay. Put them up.
Speaker A
Now put them down. Oh [ __ ] Nice. Okay, get on up here. I think we're going sky high. Oh, wait. Oh, I thought it was pressure. I think you have to lift up the arms. Have to do more puking. My bad.
Speaker A
I thought it I don't I don't go on this. You do. Yeah. You have to puke into it to release it.
Speaker A
Okay. Go in three, two, one, go. Yeah, boy. Okay. I had to know. I mean, I had to know. Thank you. Okay.
Speaker A
[Laughter] I think they've given you too much power in dragon form. Three, two, one, go. [ __ ] yeah. How do I get you up here?
Speaker A
I don't know. Let's find the way. I will show you the way. Always bless you. Thank you.
Speaker A
Okay, I think I'm making a path for you. It might just take a while. There we go. That certainly did something.
Speaker A
Then how do I get you back? Oh, I guess you can just make that. Must be nice.
Speaker A
God damn. What? What do you do with this? Oh, I just smashed it and that's what put down the thing that brought you here. Oh, okay.
Speaker A
Oh I see. Okay, next one's bird. I'm sorry. You're okay. And then we both need to get triangles. Nice.
Speaker A
Okay. We're about to face off with the dragon slayer. Is that an actual name or a job title? He was the mega general and executioner of during the war. Sounds like power metal lyrics.
Speaker A
Yeah. Get wrecked. Oh my god. Oh, it's boss time. Wee! From the depths I come. Fall back to your crypt or we'll make you. What you back to the pits that spawned you. It will be an honor to kill the world's
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last two dragons. He has a cool voice, though. Mom, we got this. Oh god.
Speaker A
Oh god. He got My bad. Ow. They're getting so much harder now. Come on. Okay.
Speaker A
Oh no. Call me simple. Not even clean. This is arise my critters. Critters upon foolishness.
Speaker A
Meadows. Little meadow. Scorpion bros. Oh. Um, I've made a terrible decision. I'm like, "Thank you for barfing on me.
Speaker A
Does my barf affect you?" Um, it was saving me from the scorpions. I don't think it actually hurts me now.
Speaker A
That means fire. Oh, yeah. That's fire. Ow. Ow. Oh, [ __ ] No. No. No. No. No.
Speaker A
No. No. No. Uh-oh. Oh, I barely came back in time. No. None of that. None of this.
Speaker A
Whatever this is. Oh my god. What the [ __ ] Come on. Yeah. Bath on his ass.
Speaker A
Ow. Oh no. Ignis. So much Ignis. So much Ignis. A you [ __ ] No. Ow.
Speaker A
We're not weak. We're just dragons. It's so hard to navigate. Exactly. Life as a lizard is hard.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Ow. Ow. [Music] So many things going on. Yes. Yeah. Get Shrek.
Speaker A
Yeah, boy. How you like my jump attack? Oh, [ __ ] that. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Speaker A
I can't like get away from that. Yeah, that's rough. Ow. You're in the wrong position when that starts. You're just kind of screwed.
Speaker A
Knock the fire tornado. Now shout what, [ __ ] What you What are you going to say? Go on, finish that sentence. Oh [ __ ] Oh, he's an F14 rage boss. Oh no. Oh [ __ ] It's so hard to see everything. Yeah,
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there's so much going on. Oh [ __ ] So many different colors. Oh. Oh.
Speaker A
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. I got you. No. Oh, my booty. You won't get away with this.
Speaker A
Oh, he's so close to death. Go ahead. Go ahead. Reveal your pink bit. There we go. Stupid necromancer.
Speaker A
Good girl. Clever girl. They're actually pretty cool. A They're bonding. Shall we? After you.
Speaker A
Got to save the final. I hope they get even bigger. Wait, let me go feed. That was some fierce fighting dragons. The Megalith won't be happy about losing his general, but we sure are.
Speaker A
Yep. Understandable. Hey chat, how we doing? You enjoying the games today? This isn't a very interactive stream. We got this one and then tomorrow morning we're going to be on Zani's channel. Uh I think I can say it
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by now. We're going to be playing Pico Park 2 again. Painful as that is. Doing great. This is so fun.
Speaker A
Awesome. Almost been an adventure. It's been a fun adventure. There's a lot of different mechanics in this game. So much fun every time. Doing good. This is so much fun. I love the wagons. Yeah, apparently so does Zoe a lot. It's not
Speaker A
Pico Park 2. Yeah, I don't know why Zany decided that for his birthday, but this will be my third time playing Pico Park. It's with a different group, though, so we we'll see what happens.
Speaker A
Keep on rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep on rolling, rolling, rolling. It's fine. If anything, I make people insane while we play Pico Park.
Speaker A
It's not like Pico Park makes me insane. level is so beautiful. I love all the different art styles and gameplay. Yeah, they've had some really unique styles and even just like the silly little things they have every now and then
Speaker A
where you can just pick up fireworks and shoot them at each other or cast spells on each other. It's so sick. I get the game and play with my lesbian friend. I hope you have fun. Siga, our resident
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troll. I mean, I don't always troll, but I definitely make problems for other people. This much is true. Love the dragon story so far.
Speaker A
Yeah, there hasn't been too much of a story actually involved in it yet, but the gameplay has been fun. I hope they grow up really big next time, though. I want them to be like the size of that
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thing that's been hunting us so we can fight back against it. That's why there's a question mark next to that statement. I don't know what you mean. There was no question mark. Pika Park 2 is cosmic karma for
Speaker A
breaking our hearts. Hey, afterare was cosmic karma for breaking your hearts. Cyborg dinner date has come someday.
Speaker A
Hopefully someday I'll bring the macaroons can bring the indomi. That's going to be an interesting dinner. The pig story lives free in my head. The pig one was so cute actually.
Speaker A
Where do you go in the dragon rolls? Oh, you go you like you swing underneath and ride on the tummy.
Speaker A
Look, you can just about see her in there. Yeah, she like gets curled up inside the dragon.
Speaker A
I wish it was clearer in the animation though. She just kind of disappears down there. It'd be nice if she took like an extra second and you saw her. Oh, you do if you go to the right side,
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actually. Yeah, you kind of see her start to swing her way down there. Must be dizzy. Yeah. No, you'd think that would hurt your brain like a lot.
Speaker A
We've been learning more on the story behind Zoe and Mio's stories. Yeah, I'm still really interested in what happened to like Zoe's sister, if they just grew apart or what? Cuz we're hearing a lot more about Mio's dad so far than we're
Speaker A
hearing about Zoe's sister. We've just heard that they're like different. Welcome back, Uki. How's Uka doing?
Speaker A
Hello. Hello. How's Uka? He's eating. Good. When's your food come? Do you want to stop when your food comes?
Speaker A
Um, I guess we'll see. Sounds good. Yeah, [ __ ] that chain. What does that do? I think it was just for fun. Oh, it's like almost here, but yeah, we'll just see it. Yeah.
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Side story from Raiders. Go. Whoa. Okay, you go there and I can help you fly.
Speaker A
Oh, you're so trusting. And for once, it paid off. Yeah. [ __ ] I don't know what I do to get up there though.
Speaker A
[Music] Is there anything you can do to help me out? Something. Yeah, I feel like here.
Speaker A
No, that just takes you back down. H. Wonder how I Oh. Oh. Oh. Metal thing that way. Over here. If you hit that metal thing, I think it will lower the wood for me.
Speaker A
Yeah. Barf upon it, mama. Bird it. Thank you. That goo. Oh, dragon goo. You guys get a quick rest. We'll be right back.
Speaker A
Looks like we're breaking into a vault this time. Bank heist. Whoa. Do I feel lighter? Anti-gravity.
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No place like space. Yes, we're playing Heavenly Bodies again. You guys will probably need two maybe two more streams to finish. Two more. Damn.
Speaker A
Crazy. I'm I was stupid then. I put like only needed one. Yeah, I put finale maybe in my title. Oh, I didn't think we'd finish this time, but I did not think we were going to need another one
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like another two after this. That's crazy. Good for you making this side story all calm.
Speaker A
She opened her mouth too soon. Why do I even bother to escape now? Please lead the way.
Speaker A
This is relaxing even with all the explosions. Oh my god, the vibration. I know. It feels so good. The sound is so awesome.
Speaker A
Sounds like inception. The sound is giving me anxiety. [Laughter] To be fair, I do think it's supposed to.
Speaker A
I'm not. Oh, I'm okay. I'm away from Whoa. Hi. [Music] This is so fun. It's a long game. Sounds like it.
Speaker A
It's fine though. We get lots of afterare. Going for a little walk. Space walk.
Speaker A
Oh, it's time. Nice. Hell [Laughter] yeah. Oh, it's going to be confusing. Yeah it is. We're wearing magnetic boots. I You can't even move around and see like what's in the background. Even better than I imagined. Yeah, you're
Speaker A
trying to kill yourself the edge. I I was just seeing Oh no, they abandoned us.
Speaker A
The last shuttle. It's totally broken, isn't it? I think we need to hurry. What? Hurry. Oh, we have to rotate. Yeah, you need like a track.
Speaker A
Yeah, that one. Nice. Okay. And then I think I maybe do this. Oh no, we're too late. Oh, you got to be kidding me. What do we do now? Pray.
Speaker A
Run. Zoe, stay calm. Take slow breaths. This is fine. Um, everything's fine. My suit, it's making weird noises.
Speaker A
We have limited oxygen. We need to get to the tunnel. Oh dear. Oh, wait a minute. My food. Okay, no worries.
Speaker A
Like the last scene of Loki. I never actually finished Loki season 2. I got kind of bored with the whole like creepy TVA stuff's going on. The heavy breathing and the heartbeat is making me anxious. Yeah. Oh, also I'm going to
Speaker A
restart my microphone a little bit. I'm getting a little bit of that [Music] rattle. Well, that sounded freaky as [ __ ] But there we go. The rattle's gone. Like the last scene, the heavy brea. Yeah, this is going to be an
Speaker A
interesting scene. I like season one more. Yeah, season two just started off too slow. I was just kind of What was that? That was me unplugging my XLR cable and replugging it in.
Speaker A
That's bad. Try working in healthcare. A fact. I'd rather be in space than doing healthcare. The ghost is back. Yeah, they never really leave. Good old Sally.
Speaker A
That's just what cyborgs sound like. So true, bestie. It's just how we roll. I love low gravity and m Let me put on some echo with this. There we go.
Speaker A
Now we're living the cyborg space life. We're on chapter five of eight. Oh, that's not too bad. Actually, I think one more stream. If we manage to finish chapter 5 today, six, seven, well, no, maybe not. I think we could maybe do it in one
Speaker A
more, but we'd have to kind of lock in. You going to scare with that? Well, I need to turn down the echo, actually.
Speaker A
There we go. Just the reverb's good for space. What did I come into? Is this ASMR?
Speaker A
Maybe. Maybe just a little bit. But John, you sound like you're hiccoping in my ears. Feel the main levels been getting longer, too. Yeah, it feels like there's a lot of side levels between everyone as well. So, yeah, it's been taking a
Speaker A
little longer between each thing. is in my brain. I'm in your brain. Becomes the voice in your head. Is this what the voice in your head sounds like?
Speaker A
I'm sorry to hear that. Hello. How? Hello. This is our 9000. [Music] The voice in my head isn't column. Or maybe it should be. This I actually like this tone. This isn't bad, man. Imagine if I sounded like this all the time without the
Speaker A
reverb and without the robot. Yeah. Ooh, god damn Chad voice. Yeah. Under through the No, that's too much.
Speaker A
There we go. Yeah, just just a little bit. Just a little bit down. Bring through the ring. Show her I'm the judgement call.
Speaker A
Sorry, I'm having too much fun with my own buttons. Anyway, there we go. Please don't go squeaky high again.
Speaker A
Okay, I'll go incredibly low instead. [Music] Sorry. The demon says, "What does the demon say?" terrible time. Uh [Music] uh any kind of sound effects you want?
Speaker A
Yes. Yeah, exactly. Just all of them. Every single sound effect at once. Now my normal voice doesn't sound right. Oh god, I've played too close to the sun and now I don't like my normal voice.
Speaker A
Wait, no. Make me deep again. There we Now I am. There we go. Yes. There we go. Hello everybody. How we doing? Icarus, I don't know what you mean. Why can't I Oh, the reverb is on.
Speaker A
There we go. What if we just act like nothing's different when Uki comes back?
Speaker A
We just Yeah. Just tiny bit lower. There we go. What if I just speak like this and nobody says anything to Uki? Just see how long it takes Uki to be like, "Wait a minute. Wait a damn minute. I hate it." Good. That's the
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plan. Oh, no. Okay. What if I can make it slightly less? Oh, okay. Little bit of that and a little bit of the Ah. Ah.
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Ah. Yeah. Okay, that's only a bit. This honestly is what I sound like sometimes when I first wake up. This is like sore throat Fu Chan. Yeah. How you guys doing? God, there you go. Yeah, this sounds slightly more natural. Don't know
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in 0.5 seconds. I don't know what you mean. It's It sounds absolutely This is how I always sound.
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I'm just this much of a Chad. Chad, what are you talking about? Who suddenly caught a cold? Yeah, I've just got a bit of a sore throat.
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Why does it Ah, it does sound slightly ribotic though. Damn it. Do the ren laugh. I can't really do a [ __ ] boy laugh. Why are you turning yehaw too, though? That's not really Yeehaw. I mean, yeah, I guess that's a tiny bit
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southern if you want me to really go southern. Um, God, I haven't played vampire therapist in so long. Um, how y'all?
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Pleasure to meet you, man. Ah, there we go. Ah, ooie's coming back. Sounds a lot like Shepherd's voice.
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Nah, is just slightly deeper. Just a little bit more posh, too. This is This is quite a bit deeper than Shepherd. I don't like it.
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You still work with Ema? Wait a minute. Peter. Oh, Peter. Peter. Wait, do I really sound like Joe from Family Guy? Peter? I I only know the line Peter. God, I wish I knew some actual lines from one of those. Do a villain
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laugh. I don't know, man. I think I do a better villain laugh without the modulation.
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I prefer to do like more of a Higurashi evil laugh if I'm going to do an evil laugh. I don't like an evil like Disney villain kind of laugh. I like more of like a Oh, hey. Sorry. I was having
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fun. I was about to go full Higarashi. You probably just saved my throat for the next several days.
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Welcome back. Oh, we can do Tetus from Final Fantasy 10. [Music] Yeah. Ooh, that sounded nice. What type of drink that? Ariana Grande. Um, ginger ale. Ariana Grande. No, that's that's what I was doing. Oh, is it from a movie
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or is that just how she acts? That's just her. Okay. I don't know much about Ari.
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People did say, "Is that Ari?" They recognized it immediately. Yeah. I guess we can finish this bit and then um yeah, people were telling me we're at chapter five out of eight. So, yeah, if we wrap this up, we may be able to do it
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in one more stream. And if we have to do one extra stream, that's all good, too.
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Okay. I've been enjoying this game. Oh, god. Oh, whoopsie. Guys, I think I'm going to die, guys. Wee.
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How do I move? How do I'm I'm stuck. Oh, you have to Oh, yeah. You're going backwards.
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What's happening? I think if you start going forward, can you press forward on your joyad? Yeah, but it's not Oh. Oh, yeah.
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If you get into that tunnel area Oh, yeah. Now, hold RT and you'll be able to hook on. There you go. Oh yeah, you can hook these at any time. You don't have to wait for it to say the button. Then
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you can go real fast. Oh, we're running out of oxygen. Oh [ __ ] Oh, you can refill here.
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Ow. Got to refill that oxygen. Ow. It's okay. You're just bouncing around. Oh, perfect timing. Let's go.
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Oh, pump. My bad. Oh [ __ ] Oh, we died. Oh, Lau, that's dark, man. We actually had to hear them take their last breaths.
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That's wild. It's okay. We'll do better this time. This is such a fun movement mechanic actually.
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[Music] I'm Spider-Man. Uh-oh. I bumped my head. I booped my snoot. I will wait for you. Uki.
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Ow. Hey, Uki. Hey, you take my breath away. All right. [Laughter] Nice. Ow. Uhoh. Oh, don't go into those. I see. Oh, to the left there's an opening.
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Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Okay, there we go. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, now we have to actually aim. That's crazy. Or your oxygen will drop fast.
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Yep. Don't breathe deep, dude. Nice job. No. No. M. Turn around. Turn around, [ __ ] Turn around, [ __ ] I see another oxygen tank.
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[Music] Thunder, watch out. Oh. Oh, nice. You're good. You're good. Show her. I'm the judgement call. Oh, this is actually perfect. You went past the oxygen. Okay, it's all good. Oh, I can't detach. Uhoh.
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Um, how do I go back? How do I go back? I don't know. Oh Jesus.
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Maybe maybe fly into that red stabby thing. Oh. Oh, you are going backwards. Nice.
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I think we're going to die though. Someone's got to die today. Oh [ __ ] I like the dramatic death though.
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[ __ ] It's fine. We'll get her next time. I went a little too fast.
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It's okay. I did a silly, too. There we go. You or your crew. Someone's got to die today. Okay. Right here on the Oh, just past this one.
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Right there. Okay easy. Pump. Pump it up. Yay. Okay, there's the shuttle. Almost there. Oh, we're so close. Please don't make me do this.
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Don't make me do this. Yeah boy. The more relaxing start of this side story. Yeah, sorry about that.
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Um, do that one. Damn it. I need more. Oh. Oh, nice. Oh. Um, I can do half. Yeah, perfect. Oh god, we're being sucked in. That looks good. Oh, you need more.
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That's all I can do, it looks like. Can you get like a triangle? Yeah. Here.
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Perfect. Hurry. Help me out on it. Strap in. [Music] This is beautiful, Neo. Some nights I force myself to zoom out.
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Zoom out. The bigger the trouble, the bigger the zoom. True. Everything feels small when you compare it to space. To see how insignificant some of my worries are. Huh. Does it work? when it will become a tide away and enough
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room to breathe. You do know there is no oxygen in space though right? Now hold on. That sounds delicious.
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Light speed, baby. And we're back. become an astronaut. Isn't that every kid's dream? Why didn't you? Yippee.
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[Laughter] So, you want to stop here for the day? We have a dragon realm to save. Yeah, let's do that. Sounds good to me. Thank you. This is fun.
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This game is crazy. This game is awesome. I love it so much. Have you eaten dinner already? Oh, yeah.
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I had dinner before we came up here. Oh, smart. Yeah, I wanted to be ready for this. Right after this, I'm going to go bed. I'm going to be sleepy sleep.
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normal sleep schedule. I could never I'm an old man. It's what I got to do.
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I'm old, too. But my sleep schedule's just [ __ ] up. Nah, I feel like because you take better care of your skin, it keeps you younger.
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You can survive more. This is so silly. You're only as old as you feel, Hukiki.
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And I do feel old. Oh, well that's okay then. Old man says true. True.
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The best genre of everything. No, my dumpling. No. What type of dumpling? Au or jatsu soup.
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Oh, dumplings. Oh, okay. Oh, it didn't go on the floor, did it? No, it ripped.
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Oh, okay. That's not so bad. That just means it flavors the soup better. Let's go.
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No, the soup escaped. Oh, the soup burst out of the dumpling. Oh, that sucks.
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This means you get a messy dumpling. You get to scoop it all up. Have more fun.
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Okay. I will let you finish your dinner. Thank you for playing with me tonight.
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[Laughter] You're welcome. I pilot [Laughter] I love you, Kiki. I will talk to you again soon.
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Love you, too. See you very soon. Bye-bye. [Music] Bye. Old man Oh, how do I on some GM used a voice changer.
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when I didn't even notice. I'm going to edit my title and put in parenthesis I'm a fool because clearly we're not even close. I hope you guys had fun. This game is so game of the year.
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It's like when It Takes 2 became game of the year, right? It It was game of the year right?
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Yeah, it just means more collab. I know you guys probably want to hear about uh Legatus 505.
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Also, I didn't watch the stream of him reading it because for obvious reasons. I'm I'm glad that some people really enjoyed my my VA. I tried very hard to give off the right emotions and stuff.
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If it made you cry, then it did its job. Because I cried, too. After I finished recording, I had to like take a moment because I was crying.
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Yeah, that final line was I gave him my lines and I was like, "Here are your [ __ ] lines.
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[ __ ] you. And I was just like, I hope you cry when you hear them. You're welcome.
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He did get emotional listening to it like offstream. I don't know. I don't know if he said this, but I'll say anyway that he he did cry while writing it.
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I don't know if he mentioned that. If he didn't, he dimension. Good. Good. That [ __ ] [Music] Yeah, I mean it's a given. So, how was it? He's so He's so crazy.
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He's evil. He's an evil writer. What an [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] these buns are a little oily. Let me use my chopsticks.
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Hope if you do more VA won't be as harsh. I mean, good VA is being able to get the emotions across, right? Good writing is able is being able to get the emotion out of the VA.
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I would like to hear you do more VA in the future. I'll try. I don't know what opportunities there are, but I'll see.
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[Music] I'll call him evil in front of him, too. Yeah. Someone hit me up if you uh if you need a little VA for something. I don't know. I am going to stream tomorrow actually. Just more just more Minecraft
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because uh Zeal has Minecraft on his schedule tomorrow. So if he would if he would like, I will join him and help him out hopefully.
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Give him a nice intro to the server and the world. I'm doing the dishes, mama. Are you proud? Yes. Good on you.
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He was talking about that in the after part stream. Oh, nice. You live and breathe, MC.
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Now you made steak and sweet potatoes. Yummy. I love sweet potatoes. What about the schedule for the rest of the week? You'll see. You'll see on other people's schedules.
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[Music] Yep. Being mysterious. Yep. Yeah. I'm going to be here and there. So just keep an eye out. What are you guys cooking? I don't know yet.
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I'm trying to think of what hints to give, but it's hard to it's hard to give a hint without giving everything away. I'm watching you. Instead of watching me, you should watch other people's schedules.
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Just remember that I was debating uploading one anyway, but it's kind of redundant if this if you see the same thing on multiple people's schedules.
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I feel like there's been a lot of hints already. Depends on how dulu you are, though.
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[Music] I love watching the chaos. Chaos. Do you ever just wake up every day?
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Unfortunately, slurping your meal unbothered. Okay, girl. Whatever. The soup is going to get cold if I don't eat it now. If I don't drink it now.
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Anyway, you guys won't have to wait for long, so don't worry. All will be revealed.
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Should we prep tissues? I don't know. Actually, it's a good question. Maybe I don't know. Depends. Depends on who you are.
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The soup slurping after every answer. How normal are we going to be after it? That's a good question.
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That is a good question. Very good question. Yummy. Go girl. Give us nothing. Yeah, it it is a good question. Thank you for asking that.
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Anyway, just uh you know, I've given all that I can. I think everyone has, unless if someone else gives something else away.
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Who knows? Anyway, at the end of the day, the day ends, so and you won't have to wait long.
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[Music] I'm going insane. Do you know this? I do. I do. All right, guys. I'm going to read everything that uh came through from today's stream and I'm going to send you off just like that and you were just
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laughing. Yes. Yes, I am. Where's my Where's my smug face? There's also Wait, which one is it? This one. when we get you. You know you won't. You will not. All right, let's get started.
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I'm going to keep this on for the rest of the stream. All right. Okay. Welcome to the Ukiverse. Thank you so much. Swedish meatballs. Shannon, Carol, Hina, welcome back everybody. Ojisan, welcome back for two years. Thank you so so much. Me,
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thank you for the super. Thank you. Thank you. Flower Works, Cairo, Tired Peach, welcome back everybody. Susan, welcome back for three years. Thank you so much. Thank you.
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Thank you. Amita, welcome back for three years as well. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, TV, welcome back. Lotus, welcome back for one year. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. You, welcome back for three years. Thank you so much.
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Thank you. Thank you. Susie, thank you for the five gifted. Um, art.mpp3. Welcome back. Sarah, welcome back for 3 years. Thank you so much.
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Thank you. Thank you. Tri Princess, welcome back as well. Oh, Tribe Princess, thank you for the supa. Jenny, thank you for the supa as well. Um, Kokos, Natsubaki, Soranon, and Sorapi, welcome back everybody. Odisan, thank you for the
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Zupa. Thank you. Thank you. Puritan, welcome to the Ukiverse. Thank you so much. Zenobia, welcome back for three years. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, Lumi, Aaron, Scott, and True.
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Welcome back everybody. Thank you. Thank you. I've been playing so much more Minecraft lately and I'm personally personally blaming you. Good. Please blame me. I'm glad that you were playing Minecraft here. Ace, thank you for the supa. Thank
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you. Thank you. Control R. Waiting. Nudai, Wiiu, Yudi, and Sunny, welcome back everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Mary, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you. Thank you. L, welcome back. Thank you. Thank you. 19. Thank you for the super. Thank
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you. Thank you. Your smug face triggers the cuteness aggression in me. Hosyuki, welcome back. Thank you.
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Thank you. I will keep my eyes on you. Okay. Purposely leaving the dishes in the sink for this one. No.
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Carame, thank you for the 50 gift day. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you.
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Oh my god. Okay, that's enough of this face. If you leave the dishes in the sink. No leaving dishes in the sink.
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Oh my god. Did I miss something? How come it's not showing? It didn't show Rismo's soup. Remo, thank you for the Aka Supupa. Thank you so much. Happy birthday. Thank you so much for uh spending time with us. I hope you have
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an amazing birthday. Please treat [Music] yourself. And Haru, thank you for the super. Thank you. Thank you, Arato.
Speaker A
Yeah, I don't know why it removed it from this activity feed. Anyway, like I said, I'll be streaming again tomorrow, more Minecraft. Um, hopefully welcoming Zeal into the town. I'm excited. It'll be my first time, I guess, indirectly collabing with
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someone from By the Beat, so I'm excited for that. Regarding everything else, you know, I said what I said everyone.
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Stay hydrated. Eat something if you're [Music] hungry. I'm going to send you guys to somebody the dishes.
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Okay, let's see who's streaming. Right now, Finana is streaming Minecraft. Um, if you guys didn't know, KFC has become a father. Um, also, Fana recently had her new outfit reveal, so make sure you go check that out. It's so good and she's
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using it right now, so you guys will get to see it. Let me click on that and redirect you guys properly. One yours. You tell me. Send a little letter to uh Okay, we will be emailing. Thank you. No, I don't want to make my hair
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lighter. I'm going to I want to end the era of lightening my hair more and more. I'm going to have no color in my hair if I keep going this route.
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So, no. Okay. Anyway, um let's head over there now. Please show her and her outfit reveal lots of love and support and read her rules. I hope to see you guys tomorrow for my Minecraft stream. Um [Music] yeah, thank you so much for watching
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again today. Thank you. I missed your first outfit. Maybe I'll use it tomorrow cuz I haven't used it in a long, long time.
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Okay. Bye-bye everybody. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Omg. Really? Yes. Really? Bye-bye. [Music] Thom [Music] [Music] Thumb. Da.
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[Music] pump. Hey [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] That's all.
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