The Rise of Napoleon — Transcript

So Napoleon, you—what do you want? Royalist rebels are plotting to retake the government. Britain, Russia, and others are teaming up against us. And you think you can do a better job than me, than my government? You're letting the revolution fail. You will destroy the revolution to protect their revolution, liberty, power. France needs to change. But how? Oh, Napoleon, our world needs to change. But how? The world is ours, the mostly man still though, right? Yes, yes. Don't worry, your pretty little French royalist head. Uh, me old Spanish Empire. Gotcha. Monarch, are your friend? French revolution's progress ends here. Onwards, to artillery position. Retake the city to serve the revolution. Huh? Get [Music]. You’ll show you French how European monarchies have held on for hundreds of years. Get back, my organs! D, the artillery fire out at their fleet. You will go down in history for this. M, fire! I want my money. Still rules. Remember this day, gentlemen. Today we build the prestige of the revolution. We could not have done this without you, mon bon. You deserve a promotion for this. You what? I soon get the [Music] promotion? Oh, I have had enough of your divine right of kings and your taxes, royalty boy. I'm running out of money. How do you expect the government to run? You revolutionary work because of you wars. We want freedom and equality, the right to liberty, property, and security. Those come from me, from the king. Not anymore. BS. They are just going to replace me with terror. Sometimes you need a little terror to fix things. Yeah, this is for you, BS. Delicious. Well, with him out of the way, we can finally be a republic. S blue? What? You can't get rid of [Music] me? I can't believe I still can't find a good job. What the heck is this? You should help him. The old kings were jerks, and the country will never advance with them in power. Anent Napoleon isn't wrong, but this would also be a great word. G status, status. Oh yeah, bro, he is right. That would be a good way to get an angle on power for yourself. Def, then you could do what you want, improve, take out the VA. So Li Cru, I've got just what the doctor ordered for an upset stomach. Feeling better? Oh man, thanks. That was really free. We problem, dude. Need help with anything else? H, is this guy trustworthy? Send him away. His eyes gleam with a hunger for power. Maybe we could make use of him. Send him up to S R Istic, a military skill. You send him to Italy to fight Austria. That will keep him out of the way. A brilliant idea. Couldn't possibly come back to haunt us. I think I have the perfect job for you. I'm making you a commander of the army of the interior. New promotion achieved. Excellent. That escalated quickly. And you get an assistant now. Well, I don't really. Well, hello there, General Napoleon, sir. Hope you both like Italian food. Huh? Hey, Mr. Sphere Miracle here with a special personal message from the team. We've made an important decision to focus on making three to four new long videos per month. More content you guys want, and not just what the algorithm suggests. Yeah, screw the algorithm. Freedom, baby. But that's a lot of videos. How you going to pay for all that? Bo, he's got the Mr. Spherical store. There's tons of cool stuff on there. You've got that right, Canada. We've also got t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, hats, button pins, and more, ready for instant order and delivery. Oh boy, the store is one way you guys can help us, but also we're making a Patreon. Wao, yes! A Patreon with different tiers so you can support us at your pace and get cool stuff like making-of videos, early access, and more exclusive content. Hey, what are you doing to my show, you little punk? Get out of here. This video has been available for some time now. I love exclusives. Jolly could show. Maybe I can bootleg it. So stay tuned for that, and just know this: your support means so much to us. Don't forget to join our Discord server, and special thanks to our awesome YouTube members and Patreons. You guys rock. Can we get back to the episode now? Hope you both like Italian food. [Music] Huh? I'm kicking you out of Italy. Never. The monarchs of Europe won't allow France's radicalism to spread. Then why don't the monarchs of Europe work together to depose us? Well, we've been doing this First Coalition thing. How's that going for you? We are very disorganized. All right, cut us some slack. I'll cut you some slack. He missed. Did that? Get out of my Italy. Never. I'll be back. Now, what next, General Napoleon, sir? A send word back to France of my exploits. Assistant, exploits, got it. Only the good bits. We want people to like me. A good bit, got it. And begin improving movement in our new Italian territories. Republicanism for all. And were you carrying that, the confetti, this entire time? Oh, is this game for you from France? El, I'm going. Ply royalist, blah blah, terrible indigestion. Fch me, my ste to liberty. Save me. H again. I think I'm going [Music] to. Dude, what's going on with you? Keep it together. You really got to preserve the republic better. It's the royalists. They are trying to bring the monarchy. The mon is B, baby. Long live the king. I'm good to run out of an acids. Open white. [Music] Babies, my bloodline. It stands back hundreds of years. You upat will never depose us. How could you say something so true is so wrong? You think you could solve France's problems by replacing one elite with Neza? At least it won't be a pyramid scheme like it was with you. You don't even recognize your own hunger, do you? Progress comes in many forms. I have the high ground. You underestimate my power. How are you so dodgy? [Music] The time of the old regime is at an end. The people of France will hold power now. Which people will that [Music] be? We've got to stop doing this. Indeed, mon. Indeed. You are General Napoleon. Oh gosh, that's a Napoleon. That's absolutely divine. Oh no, just godly. The bur—it definitely won't get drunk on power and become an emperor, am I right? Ladies and gentlemen, General Napoleon. Bip, the people love you. General Bonaparte. Indeed, mon. Indeed. Can I get your autograph, General Neon? Of course, it is me too. Me too. You already revolutionized, man. Okay, these guys are obviously adopted. General, we need to listen to him on everything. But if we keep him around, B will love him more than they love us. You know, go to Lon has been a son in the revolution for too long, and uh, what do you propose? Well, what do you think? Let's invade and make Britain French again. Well, we've certainly got a lot of guns and supplies and stuff, but what about him? No, that's a no. That is so not no. Okay, it’s but no big deal. Red, we can just go around. Britain controls the seas. If we don't deal with that, we won't be able to invade the British Isles. And then what do you suggest? We attack them indirectly, securing French naval interests in the Mediterranean, then by making ourselves stronger. Economic warfare, babes. Progress and maybe more promotions. I'm so screwed. Since time, first Malta, then Egypt, then the entire Ottoman [Music] Empire. Okay, water, it's going to be fine. Deep breath. Yeah, nice. General, sir. Me? Yes, sir. What the heck is this? Oh dang. What have you to say for yourself then? Excellent, assistant. We will create a civil C for Malta and the Republican Constitution. Oh yes, sir. Progress, progress. And now with this foothold in the Mediterranean, onwards to Egypt. Progress and also economic warfare against the British. More progress and make sure everyone back in France knows I'm winning. Oh, there. No, goodbye little [Music] bird. Now remember, once we take the city, division, government, and propaganda campaign, right? Exactly. The people of Egypt must know that we freed them from the Ottoman Empire. I saw you freedom. Th up square formation. Ouch. Why are you guys so prickly? It can geometry wins. Unwell to the city. I am totally unprepared for this. He [Music]. I have to say this is going pretty—what the heck was that? Is there right? The out into this stone. It's three different languages and two versions of ancient Egyptian and ancient Greek. We—this stone could be the key to the saering Egyptian scripts. We call it the Rosetta Stone. This will make waves in the study of language and history. Send word to France and remain here.

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build The Prestige of the revolution we could not have done this without you mon Bon you deserve a promotion for this you what I soon get the [Music] promotion oh I have had enough of your divine right of kings in your taxes

royalty boy I'm running out of money how do you expect the government to run you revolutionary work because of you Wars we want freedom and equality the right to Liberty property and security those come from me from the king not anymore

BS they are just going to replace me with ter sometimes you need a little terror to fix things yeah this is for you BBS delicious well with him out of the way we can finally be a republic s blue what you can't give rid

of [Music] me I can't believe I still can't find a good job what the heck is this you should help him the Old Kings were Jer and the country will never Advance with them in power anent nepoleon isn't wrong but

this would also be a great word g status status oh yeah bro he is right that would be a good way to get an angel on power for yourself def then you could do what you want improve the take out the

VA so Li Cru I've got just what the doctor ordered for an upset stomach feeling better oh man thanks that was really fre we problem dude need help with anything else H is this guy a trustworthy send him away his eyes gleam

with a hunger for power maybe we could make a use of him send him up to s r istic a military skill you send him to Italy to fight Austria that will keep him out of the way a brilliant idea couldn't possibly

come back to hun us I think I have the perfect job for you I'm making you a commander of the army of the Interior new promotion achieved excellent that escalated quickly and you get an assistant now well I don't really well

hello there General Napoleon sir hope you both like Italian food huh hey Mr sphere Miracle here with a special personal message from the team we've made an important decision to focus on making three to four new long videos per

month more content you guys want and not just what the algorithm suggests yeah screw the algorithm Freedom baby but that's a lot of videos how you going to pay for all that Bo he's got the Mr spherical store there's

tons of cool stuff on there you've got that right Canada we've also got t-shirts hoodies mugs hats button pins and more ready for instant order and delivery oh boy the store is one way you guys can help us but

also we're making a patreon wao yes A patreon with different tiers so you can support us at your pace and get cool stuff like making of videos Early Access and more exclusive content hey what are you doing to my show you

little punk get out of here this video has been available for some time now I love exclusives Jolly could show maybe I can bootleg it so stay tuned for that and just know this your support means so much to us don't forget to join our

Discord server and special thanks to our Awesome YouTube members and patreons you guys rock can we get back to the episode now hope you both like Italian food [Music] huh I'm kicking you out of Italy never the monarchs of Europe won't allow

France's radicalism to spread then why don't the monarchs of Europe work together to depose us well we've been doing this first Coalition thing how's that going for you we are very disorganized all right cut us some slack I'll cut you some

slack he miss did that get out of my Italy never I'll be back now what next general Napoleon sir a send word back to France of my exploits assistant exploits got it only the good bits we want people to like me a good bit got it

and begin improving movement and our new Italian territories republicanism for all and were you carrying that the confetti this entire time oh is this game for you from France El I'm going ply royalist blah blah terrible indigestion fch me my

Ste to Liberty save me H again I think I'm going [Music] to dude what's going on with you keep it together you really got to preserve the Republic better it's the royalists they are trying to bring the monarchy the mon is B baby long live the

king I'm good to run out of an acids open white [Music] babies my bloodline it stands back hundreds of years you upat will never depose us how could you say something so true it's so wrong you think you could solve France's

Problems by replacing one Elite with Neza at least it won't be a pyramid scheme like it was with you you don't even recognize your own hunger do you progress comes in many forms I have The High Ground you underestimate

my power how are you so dodgy [Music] the time of the old regime is at an end the people of France will hold power now which people will that [Music] be we've got to stop doing this indeed monre

indeed you R General Napoleon oh gosh that's a Napoleon that's absolutely div oh No Just Godly the bur it definitely won't get drunk on Power and become an em am I right ladies and gentlemen General Napoleon bip the people love you General bonap

indeed mon indeed can I get your autograph General neon of course it is me too me too you already revolutionized man okay these gu is obiously adop sh General we need to listen to him on everything but if we keep him around B

will love him more than they love us you know go to Lon has been a son in the revolution s for too long and uh what do you propose well what do you think let's invade and make Briton French again well

we've certainly got a lot of guns and supplies and stuff but what about him no that's a n that is so not n okay it s but no big deal red we can just go around Britain controls the seals if we

don't deal with that we won't be able to invade the British Isles and then what do you suggest we attack them indirectly they securing French naval interests in the Mediterranean them by making ourselves stronger economic Warfare babes progress and maybe more

promotions I'm so screwed since time first melta then Egypt then the entire otoman [Music] Empire okay water it's going to be fine deep breath yeah nice General Sir me yes sir what the heck is this oh dang what have you to sa for yourself

then excellent assistant we will create a civil C for Malta and the Republican Constitution oh yes sir progress progress and now with this footh in the mediterrania onwards to Egypt progress and also economic Warfare against the British more progress and

make sure everyone back in France knows I'm winning oh there no goodbye little [Music] bird now remember once we take the city division government and propaganda campaign right exactly the people of Egypt must know that we free them from

the ultimate Empire I saw you Freedom th up square formation ouch why are you guys so prickly it can geometry wins unwell to the city I am totally unprepared for this he [Music] I have to say this is going pretty what

the heck was that is there right the out into this Stone it's three different languages and two versions of ancient Egyptian and ancient Greek we this Stone could be the key to the saering Egyptian scripts we call it the Rosetta Stone

this will make waves in the study of language and history send world to France and remain here to study it we sir M birds will tell everyone plugers plugers brers sh the Frenchman what we are made [Applause] of

fire class foration push them into the river the repic get up you cretons don't let them force you into the so there to hell with you progress with this we begin to take from Britain a control of the Seas and

thre General the ah news B not so Invincible after all are you General benart the Mediterranean will be British again we will blockade you until you surrender the defeat has been destroyed General I hope this doesn't stop me from getting more promotions and

there's more tell me where from France defeat in Italy termoil at home people are saying what are they saying that France needs a military dictatorship to keep the royalist down to stab our enemies that France is in need of a

saber yeah now what you have to do I will be that saber then but I will we get back sir aren't we screwed Napoleon burnart is never screwed write that down it is late Britain is probably probably eaten many Night cets by now ah

we the food baby will keep him snoozing sir apparation food baby commence stupid little general try to take our R to India night [Applause] crets [Music] at last per the time has come again old friends France is weak bonapart Army is falling

apart in Egypt thanks to your smart actions Britain yes well I was lucky there Aran old boy if we hadn't found his Fleet he control the Mediterranean now all of that train Bart's progress is just a new form of power we canot allow

France's Revolution to continue spreading so we are all in agreement then yes well we will form the second coalition to stop this travesty in France once and for all yes but with minimal planning of coordination o excellent tea by the way

old chap by say is this chai you know it bro oh miss you are the pride of Le France General bonapart ooh B you are the greatest B in France the people sir they love you indeed my friend indeed it seems that a

little bird is D them of my exploits the memory of people is long for victory but short it seems for defeat one must simply feed the people the appropriate stories if we want them to see us the way we want yep troops

I'll miss you General good uh today I will become the Republic of France and shatter our [Music] [Music] enemies is now you return you're losing control the royalists are rumbling our enemies are taking back their territory and you think you can do a

better job you allow too much turmoil instability within and now we whispell of a second coition the wantes to crush our Republic our Revolution you with d destroy the revolution to protect the revolution Liberty Power I Amer the revolution persists

that its ideas will spread throughout the world if I making yourself a God I do what I [Music] must no the Revolution was supposed to bring Liberty to France now you'll be now I am the revolution that's not how it freaking

Works promotion achieved first console unreal General the sir it's first counil bonart Now assistant first councel we have word of another royalist plot this time to assassinate you cross it and when that's done begin implementing this list of

reforms and get me the Pope the pope first concer OU so that I may be Crown emperor [Music] [Music] oh first cancer Emperor soon you are under arrest gentar for conspiracy to assassinate my dear friend Emperor nepon well I'll do it

myself this is against their WS L are made by men not byy God ultimate promotion achieved Emperor Napoleon [Music] unlocked joining assist there is nothing we can [Music] do