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As one Hollywood bodybuilder said, "I'll be back." So see, I am back! Nevsky's new film gets high marks: 9.4 Kinopoisk rating, the highest audience ratings: 91% out of 100, highly rated in the West and in Russia,
A critical and humorous review of Alexander Nevsky's western film 'Assault on Rio Bravo,' exploring its inspirations, plot, and cinematic quality.
Key Takeaways
- Nevsky’s 'Assault on Rio Bravo' is a poorly executed homage to classic westerns and Red Dead Redemption.
- The film suffers from low production quality, weak script, and unconvincing acting.
- Classic westerns like 'Rio Bravo' and spaghetti westerns have had a lasting cultural impact that Nevsky’s film fails to capture.
- The video uses humor and sarcasm to highlight the contrast between high expectations and the film’s reality.
- Despite flaws, the western genre remains influential and inspires various adaptations and homages.
What the video covers
- The video opens with a sarcastic take on Nevsky's new western film 'Assault on Rio Bravo,' highlighting its surprisingly high ratings.
- It traces the origins and significance of the western genre, referencing classics like 'Rio Bravo' starring John Wayne and the spaghetti western subgenre.
- The reviewer contrasts the legendary status of original westerns with Nevsky's film, which is portrayed as a low-quality adaptation with many flaws.
- Nevsky's film is compared to the video game Red Dead Redemption (RDR), suggesting it is an adaptation inspired by it.
- The video humorously critiques the film’s production values, acting, costumes, and plot coherence, noting absurd scenes and poor authenticity.
- There are references to Arnold Schwarzenegger as a humorous motif, linking Nevsky’s physique and style to the famous bodybuilder-actor.
- The review highlights the film’s weak script, repetitive casting of the same actors as villains, and the use of clichéd western tropes.
- The reviewer mocks the film’s attempts at seriousness and action, including inconsistent shooting scenes and breaking the fourth wall.
- Despite the film’s shortcomings, the video acknowledges the lasting influence of classic westerns on cinema and pop culture.
- The video includes timestamps and chapters that guide viewers through the critique, mixing humor with detailed analysis.
Chapters
- 00:00Introduction and Nevsky's Film Ratings
- 03:16Western Genre Origins and Classic Influences
- 06:14Plot Setup and Character Introductions
- 08:53Film's Production and Authenticity Critique
- 11:26Action Scenes and Script Issues
- 17:02Humorous Commentary on Acting and Direction
- 19:59Western Genre Legacy and Final Thoughts
- 25:41Conclusion and Summary of Nevsky's Film
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first place in the list of best films! What, seriously?! So see! The genre of westerns appeared together with cinematography itself: no sooner had the train pulled into La Suit station than Indians attacked, and then bandits! Why were the first viewers shocked, what
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"Avatar"! Why are you shooting?! What are you doing?! Where are you running?! The star of the western genre lit up and was in the sky for a long time. One of the last and brightest flashes of the classic western was the film "Rio Bravo" with a real icon of the genre John
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Wayne. "I can't swim..." "I somehow swam, swam something..." Now "Rio Bravo" looks naive and not so interesting, but at the time of its release the flash was so bright that we see its consequences through other great directors to this
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day. But the film influenced not only directors, but also entire countries. It will be well received in Italy, adding the word "dollar" to the title, so that the viewer will know for sure - the film is American. Well, and later, from an Italian director, a western will come out with
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a similar poster and a dollar in the title. "Dirty green paper!" Together with the excellent
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film will open not only Clint Eastwood, Sergio Leone, also Ennio Morricone, who was also inspired by "Rio Bravo," but also a whole
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subgenre of spaghetti westerns, which influenced cinema in general and many directors in particular. "Keep your hands out of your pockets!" By the way, not only Hollywood. And just replenished the piggy bank with the best films in
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history, which, in turn, will inspire the most pumped up people in history. "What's going on here?!" "Lord, if you left me!.." Cool western for Amazon Prime Video - "The Promise." It has 25 likes on Odnoklassniki! Who will say that this western is not cool?! "Don't judge a book by
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its cover." "The Lord, my shepherd..." Okay, okay, let's ignore the cheapness of the previous films and the fact that the premiere of "Assault on Rio Bravo" itself was not particularly pompous. The red carpet for "Rio Bravo" was today. "I saw him!" "What? Who?! Who?!"
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"He's in the backyard!" "Who's in the backyard?!" Nevsky attended the world premiere. After this incident, everyone started locking the gates to the yard. Well, the film "For a Fistful of Condensed Milk" begins with a lonely cart and bandits. "Look who's
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rolling their wheels toward us!" "Good morning." "I wonder what that desperate farmer has in the boxes." It's Nevsky. He's probably bringing his own films. "It looks like it costs money!" If it costs money, then there are definitely no Nevsky films in them! Then what? "What's in the box?" "Please, don't open
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the boxes anymore." The box contains dresses, and the bandits turn out to be fans of "Brokeback Mountain." "We'll take your cart and all your stuff." Are you serious about attacking Alexander Nevsky?
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But Nevsky wants to get through with good honor, so "You have to help him." And "Assault on Rio Bravo" can really be considered an adaptation of RDR, because the film has downloads Alexander Nevsky "Assault on Rio
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Bravo." Producer Alexander Nevsky. After the credits, we are transferred to a local settlement. It is fenced off and looks like a fenced-in theme park, the entrance to which costs 9 bucks per person. At the end of the 19th century, many lived in such
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places. Learn the level of homages - even the logs were matched in color! These are the references we deserve. The emotionlessness of the main character named Ivan Turchin will be revealed later. In the meantime, some strangers come to town and, naturally,
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stop by our hero. "You look very familiar." "Are you sure? Not many people look like me." Iron Arnie. He told me himself: "Listen, you remind me of this Austrian actor with an unpronounceable last name. Such a big guy!
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What's his name?" Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's the right answer! Let's decide on the plot right away. As in the original Rio Bravo and its subsequent remakes, and in Carpenter's delightful remake, the criminals are out to get someone from
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the law at all costs. In Nevsky's film, mega-thug Crowley is the number one target. "Why did you bring that beast into our town, Marshal? I've heard of him!" Seriously, you just printed out a photo edited to look like a pencil sketch?!
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Is a real pencil drawing really that expensive?! Mega-thug Crowley (who likes to bare his biceps and chest!) is played by a regular actor from Nevsky's troupe, who regularly plays mega-thugs (who like to bare his biceps and chest!) in Nevsky's troupe.
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Why don't you just leave?! "It's too late. I'm part of the ship... part of the crew." Crowley is the leader of a vicious gang that calls itself the Hellhounds. Although, judging from their appearance, they are not at all hellish. And this despite the fact that... "I love Zizitop."
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But the plot thinks otherwise. "They are monsters! They want their leader back!" "People! (Got some change?..) They are holding our colonel in that prison! Let's get together!" "They are the cruelest collection of scoundrels imaginable." Cruel towards what? McDonald's burgers? Cheap booze and clean sheets? The basement of an apartment building
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on Kemerovskaya Street has become a favorite spot for homeless people... Since the gang's hike is constantly interrupted by shortness of breath, the heroes manage to stop by the local saloon, where Ivan is a regular. "The food is free there if you order a beer." "Will you
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join us, sir?" "If you call me Ivan." Ivan Arnoldovich, I humbly ask you not to offer me beer. We will replace beer with dumbbells... starting Monday. The scene in the saloon is needed so that, firstly, the viewer understands that Nevsky can expect not only a screen adaptation of "Serious Sam," but
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also "Team Fortress 2." And secondly, to literally immerse the viewer in the atmosphere of the Wild West, far from us. "How did you manage to capture Crowley?" "Caught Crowley naked in bed. You should have seen the girl he was with.
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Looked like a vulture's ass." Thank God, the ass did not land on this toilet in the mouth.
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And let's finish right away about authenticity. The costumes in the film are so clean, because if they get dirty, the store will not accept them back after filming. What kind of velvet rods are these, oof? Well, and apparently, the great professional Vladimir Medinsky provided historical consultation for the film. And is therefore... What the fuck? "How are you, Arlene?" "I'm not complaining, but I'd like to see you here more often." "Thank you, Arlene." You're so strong, so handsome, muscles like Schwartz, in general, only the Universe is better than you.
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After all, you're its Mister. "Thank you, Batikovna." The heroes return to the station, where the bandits dressed as lawmen are standing. They want to stealth out Crowley, and this would have worked if not for the hero's ability, Dead Eye. "Anabolics are not the path to Schwarzenegger, not the way to Nevsky is the way to the hospital bed." "No problem, let's go together." My God, Nevsky is still turning! Do you think it's easy? With such dimensions!
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"I'll kill this bitch! I swear, I'll kill her!" "Target. Target. Target. Let's work! Got it!" Your friend is wounded, and you're pretending to be Schwartz! Isn't the revolver a bit short? In fact, in this scene I was surprised by the man who first got shot in the head, then responded, then got another one... In the same hole? The most amazing thing is that after that he wrote the script for this film. In which, by the way, there is a breaking of the fourth wall.
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"Shoot Crowley if he tries anything." "Okay, that's exactly what I'll do, Ivan." He looked at me!!! Therefore, when talking about a
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then got another one... In the same hole? The most amazing thing is that after that he wrote the script for this film. In which, by the way, there is a breaking of the fourth wall.
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"Shoot Crowley if he tries anything." "Okay, that's exactly what I'll do, Ivan." He looked at me!!! Therefore, when talking about all sorts of Deadpools and Space Balls, remember that there are these eyes and know who is the best at breaking the fourth wall!
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Even if not on purpose. "Free me. You're all gonna be food for the [applause] [music] vultures." The wounded man is dragged to the local doctor's office, which we recognize by the historically accurate sticker on a piece of wood whose
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cracks don't meet. "Will he chew it out?" "Walker was a good man and he was a loyal friend." "I don't give a shit." And then the nurse stitches up the bullet wound with thread. While the haters are like:
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bullet wounds don't get stitched up because of infection! "You know what, pass the mic to someone else." I mean, did you see what the nurse poured into the Ikea glass? Hawthorn Forte Evalar is a reliable friend of your heart. Holy shit! So is it any wonder that
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the hero is already ready for battle? Especially since he'll be fighting side by side with the legend he suddenly remembered! "I've never seen anyone handle a gun like that!" "A little training, Marshal." "A little?" They drove at the shooting range. By the way, these targets are life-size . It's just that Nevsky is so
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huge that the targets seem small. "Now I remember. Union Army General John Turchin. It's an honor to see you again, General!" "You were a general? And how come you didn't tell anyone in town?" Nevsky is generally a very modest guy, doesn't like to flaunt titles.
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"No one can compare with this man in bravery. He saved our skins twice from the Confederate army." [music] Nevsky! You were always so good!
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Nevsky! With that gait, you can pass all the famous, all the great... All because you're going to... the top... Music - Sonorus Chamber Orchestra, [music] vocals - Radio Tapok, gait - Nevsky. Sergio Leone once revived the Western genre with his innovative approach. Does "Assault on Rio Bravo" have anything like that
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? Definitely yes! Editing. For example, the dialogue between the characters ends, the characters go their separate ways, and suddenly: What the hell is this?
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Seriously, you just cut a scene with a rocking chair into the movie that has nothing to do with anything ?! I'm sure this gimmick will be popular. "I had to spin around and hope you were okay ." "Bishop you're
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great." "We've been discussing this for three hours!" But the honors pay tribute not only to bodybuilding, but also, suddenly, to bard festivals. I haven't seen my friends for six months, I've never seen my wife... Oh yeah, that's the local savage gang that
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the snitch from Rio Bravo comes to. "The colonel's still in Blanc Chapel." "What the hell happened?" "At first everything seemed normal, but there was this big German or Russian. Then something happened, and the big German or Russian just
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went crazy. He's the biggest son of a bitch I've ever seen." A colossal scumbag, the biggest trained in the world scum, uber titled cum! The gang of Confederates, unhappy that the operation to free the general has completely failed, completely. And so they take out
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their anger on the prisoner. "I'll kill the fuck! Give me the knife!" By the way, how are you? How's the review looking? We can discuss it while the mega- knife battle is going on. Work is underway with the left foot, the right foot, very dexterous taps from foot to
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foot! Okay, I'll go to the toilet for now. What's the point of wasting time . "Let him at least shoot someone! I quit my job for this!" "Are you an air mage, are you the Avatar?" Ang! No way
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! "You lied to me about who you 'd meet! Who is this huge son of a bitch?
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That Russian or German!" My name is Alexandr Nevskey. Mr. Universe, like Schwarzenegger. Became an advisor to the Tula governor. I support Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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[music] Reserve officer. Every kid knows that! (The full list of titles is in the description of the video!) And who are you? Oh! The administrator of the park where I'm filming?
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No problem! By the way, he is one of the few truly memorable actors from the film, which, unfortunately, cannot save the local practical effects.
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Syrup from the juice of natural fruits and berries... Nevertheless, his actions cause panic in the city. "A bloodthirsty gang of Hellhounds ! They are coming to our city!
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Liberate it! Do you want to stay and get killed?!" Cool robe. "But I recommend leaving the city!" But instead, the cosplayers run to the church to once again wash and iron their costumes. "What is it, preacher?" " The Hellhounds will be arriving soon. You can hide with the people." "I can't
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[music] ." [music] [applause] The thing is, Turchin bought a badge on eBay for 900 rubles, and also wrote a book. And this imposes some kind of obligations. "Have you ever been in a situation like this?" "Many times. If you want to distance your enemy, you have to do everything better."
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That's why I have no enemies, because there's no one better than me. Then Turchin tries to retell "Rocky Balboa" from memory.
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[laughter] The sheriff understands that confronting the gang is a difficult task. And so he offers a simpler plan. "Why don't I go back there and slit Crowley's throat on the spot?" "He deserves to be hanged." That's why they call him mad.
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When Turchin catches you, you don't die from a bullet. They'll pull so much wool over your eyes that you'll die from a broken neck. And where would we be without pompous collections? Lord! We love pompous collections! "I'm better off at close range with this. It's all yours."
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Yes, I understand that a daring throw of a gun to a partner is always cool, but here the characters are standing right next to each other. Hey! Throw me the gun! What's going on? Were you afraid of dropping a rare
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gun? Because it costs more than the film's budget ? "Why are you so worked up? Are you afraid that the Hellhounds will kill everyone in town?" "Don't waste air." After all, you still have two sets of pull-ups on the prison
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bars and a bar above the latrine. "You know what I think... I think there are going to be brutal murders soon." If the effects specialist is the same one who was on "Showdown in Manila," the murders will really be brutal! By the way, it's important to know! First:
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the character played by Nevsky is a real historical figure. Second: Nevsky's films are still better than the films of the Ministry of Culture. Third: there are two types of people, my friend. Some with loaded revolvers. And others - who dig. "Loaded." Damn it! Because everything in the plot
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essentially happens suddenly, out of the blue this happens: "I suddenly remembered where I know you from, vile general." Crowley begins to reproach Turchin for his dark past. Which makes the general lose his temper.
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"Wait. You don't need a gun?" "No, I have my own." A mop can replace your gun. Even though Turchin wanted to live an ordinary life, the past caught up with him, and now he is forced to return. They called him the muscular bridge between Russia and
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America. And he will come for you... [music] By the way, the most idiotic thing in this scene is not the number of revolvers that Turchin pulls out one by one. The most idiotic thing is the potato sack in which he
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puts them . The main thing is an impassive face. Even the music from [music] "Commandos" does not help. In leather underwear and a raincoat, you pursue your opponent. Mister superlatent homosexual! Nevsky is always in shape! We all know that this leather
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suit is worn for a reason . "To star in such a film, with revolvers! Well, naturally, almost in a Terminator leather jacket, the progenitor, I think, of the jacket that Arnold wore in The Terminator - for me it was like a return to a dream!" Let me guess! The goat fur under the nose is
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the progenitor of Schwartz's beard from the film Escape Plan, the horse is the progenitor of Harley from The Terminator, and the pose of the woman in labor is the progenitor of the scene from Junior.
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Looking at these homages and deep meanings for me is like a return to a dream. Of course, you already guessed that in fact this is a reference to the Brazilian gay porn parody of Django, where the shooter, to the music of Ennio Morricone , carries a dildo instead of a machine gun in the coffin. It was with this leather suit that the hero
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terrified his enemy before finishing him off. "Starring in a film like this was like a return to a dream for me!" It's understandable.
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After all, everyone wants to compete with the gachimuchi. "Why don't you take off that leather crap? I'll take it off and we'll settle this right here." Okay, enough mockery. If this suit is referring to anywhere, it's to Amazon, where a full-fledged replica of Hector's jacket from
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the TV series "West World" is sold for 240 bucks . "Lesson learned." [music] "Sorry." "Where did you get all this?" "At a children's store?" "Ivan!" [music] "What are you hiding?" Acting, muscles, screenwriting talent, directing talent...
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"Nothing." "You're not a very good liar." "I'm not lying to you." In general, the dialogue is tedious and long. And it is not typical of Nevsky's films. The thing is that usually his characters are limited to the characteristics of "I crash can of condensed milk", "vis is changing literali mi".
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But not this time, because... "I have always liked the classic films of Sergio Leone, Clint Eastwood, especially, of course, "Unforgiven". And it's not just about the visual similarity. If anything, this is not a jamb of editing. These are really different shots from the Eastwood film and Nevsky. Well, besides this, Alexander also tries to show
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a deep character. "Once I said that I would close my eyes and not see anything for 2 hours." " It must have been terrible." "It was a nightmare." He is not talking about the first viewing of his film. It is about
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how General Turchin and his soldiers captured the city, the locals tried to fight back, which infuriated the general. "I lost control, and my soldiers plundered the city. I had a trial, Nora. I said you can't fight a slave owner with soft
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[music] [music] gloves. President Lincoln found out about me and promoted me." By the way, this is not about Nevsky. This is about the character. You can get confused. After all, Nevsky has photo with Lincoln. "But it was a war." "The President
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of the United States made me a general, that's all." "You were right. You were just trying to protect your people. Crazy times." "I'm not sure, Nora." "I'm sure." "That was the best acting I've ever seen in my life."
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I disagree, "Black Rose" is still out of reach. Winner of the Tolbazy Academy Award for Best Actor ! "Hang in there, Seryoga!" Damn, I just saw something in my eye . On the other hand... let's not downplay the director's own acting
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in this film. "I know how hard you work." "So do you. A workaholic like no other I've ever met." [music] Turchin eventually accepted his past, after which he explained to the ladies that they needed to stay indoors while he
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played good guy, bad guy, and our guy from the Wild West. "Ivan, come back alive." [music] So the actor can't even act out the search, or do the bandits just have problems with their vestibular system due to their age and excess weight? Stop! Bandits were walking down this hill a second ago
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. That they won't turn around and kill Turchin? Easier said than done! "They are the most brutal collection of scoundrels you can imagine." What a blow! Harsh, huh? Yeah, harsh. How did he even get inside her house ? But now we know how
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to get into Nevsky's troupe! "What are you doing?" "I told you, let's sit down, watch a movie, and I'll pay you." Nevertheless, Turchin doesn't have time to save everyone in the city. "Well, just look at this! Do you
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think you're the first person to point a gun at me?" Since he starred in this film, he's at least the second. Bandits deny women, rape men, and lick raspberry jam off knives. Nice! But Turchin invades this gachi-paradise. And I admire how the authors emphasize
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how huge Alexander Nevsky is with artistic means . "Do you feel it?" What do we have here? The golden composition of "Svoya [musika] igry"? Vona play? Let's play. Just like that! Just like that! Just like that ! Are you fucking nuts? What are you doing there?
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I'm pumping up my abs . Just like that. One more corpse curl - and I won't have to go to the gym today. "You there!" "Sons of bitches! I can't stand this anymore!" Stop-stop-stop! He's talking to the bandits, not
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the film! This is the director! Where was this guy even aiming and looking? And where was the sheriff aiming? "If they hadn't told you that the bullet flies straight, but had simply given you a gun and put a target in front of you, it's not a question of how. It's a question of
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what." "What the fuck is this?" "The most brutal collection of villains imaginable ." But they have a worthy opponent.
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Women. "Stay here, I'll check the door." Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! [applause] Whoops! Holy shit! Despite the fact that the heroines were aiming for the window, and you can't get to the door unnoticed because there's a fence there, this happens several times. The good thing is that now you
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can beat the bandit with a cane for the blind. In essence, the women in this film do two things - either give compliments, or make Nevsky look cool against their background. [ __ ] Hello. I'm Alexander Nevsky. She [ __ ] couldn't handle the door, do you think she can handle
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a gun? There's also a fight in the film involving a video salon star, whom Nevsky dragged into his film, citing the actor's popularity in Russia, especially around New Year's. And the actor's name is [music] Olivier Gruner. Use my example. Stand, so to speak,
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next to each other. That's it! Yeah, really, that difficult to stand up when someone is pressing a knife on you? Why haven't other Hollywood movies thought of this ? Because only my movie is Hollywood. Fans of real solid action in the best traditions of "Cobra" and "John
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Wick" - everyone will be [music] satisfied. But what I like most is how, damn, Turchin's opponents are cross-eyed. My God, you killed an unarmed man!
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[applause] But Turchin can't be stopped, he's tasted the shitty fake blood! Oh, shit! Bring a bottle of vodka to put on the wound! And then you say "stop!", 10 people attacked the village , and 20 were killed, how is that possible? I just killed the bandits in two approaches,
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10 times each. But the main villains survive and demand that Crowley be released, hiding behind a priest. "I'm not going to coddle you here . Do as I say, now! Or you know what's going to happen!" A shot in the dick? That's not Nevsky's balls, of course. But testicles are sacred.
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And sacrificing them is a sin, so Crowley is exchanged. But unlike the original "Rio Bravo", the exchange is kind of weird. After all, the bandits get both Crowley and the priest in exchange for the priest . Don't you think the villain
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screwed you? "In this town, that big dumb German or Russian... he just doesn't die. He killed everyone I sent." "He's Russian and so crazy, he'd eat the devil with horns ." Absolutely. Rump! Naturally, the priest is sent to meet God. And it's a shame
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there's no Oscar nomination for best on -screen death. Neither the sheriff nor Gruner reacts to the attempt to burn down the church with people in it . Everyone hears the shots, everyone sees what they're doing. There must be
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a reason. When the music finishes, he will come. [music] [music] "Surely you didn't think that you would die like this?" "If you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk." Although with such a reaction of the bandit, the hero could have managed to complete RDR2 several times
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in the same place , pump up the character to the level of Turchin, hold and win three Mr. Wild West competitions, which is registered in Slovakia, live to see the Chinese balloon over the USA to shoot it down, and only after that the bandit opposite
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is like: "I can't understand you at all - is that a gun you have or are you just happy to see me." [music] You are a real wolf when it comes to [music] murder. If you think that Nevsky gets by only on his old merits,
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think again. After all, he managed to film a pair of walks! It took 5 months to learn to walk so harmoniously ! Volken e Park, as our Hollywood colleagues say. No, like just taking a walk in the park." But
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he didn't stop there. [music] [applause] At least!!! In slow motion. [music] I decided not to [music] buy anything, there are only my [music] things in the bag. Fucking cowboy, [music] fuck! "If you kill me, then I won't be in the sequel!" Nevsky returns to shoot a sequel to the film shot a year ago.
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In general, they find a horse to match Turchin. And the heroes, along with the wounded convict, leave for the sequel. Stop! An hour and 10 have passed. Usually films last an hour and 30. Where did the 20 minutes go?
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Meet the scam [music] of Nevsky. 20 minutes of Wikipedia reference and credits. In order to stretch out the running time, the film even repeats footage. They just show it at different color correction. There were all kinds of Westerns . Westerns were filmed in America, Italy,
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various republics of the Soviet Union, France, Australia, Germany, Ukraine, Japan. Russia even managed to film them in the nineties . "Will you let me pray?" "Nothing can interfere with prayer.
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" maybe. You rabid scum! "These are dogs, these are animals, these are not people!" Westerns were about different things: debt, revenge, justice, genocide, cinema, time travel , revolution, aliens, drugs, racism before it became mainstream.
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[music] There were about good, about good that is indistinguishable from evil, about good that became evil, and about evil that became good, there were also about men! But they were never about Nevsky. Why suddenly a Western?
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Schwartz won the Golden Globe, Nevsky votes for the Golden Globe, Schwartz starred with a Hollywood legend, Nevsky starred with a video star. If this means that he is following in Schwartz's footsteps, therefore, Nevsky made a film - I made a review of his
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film. Nevsky has a signed photo of Schwartz, and I have a signed photo of Van from gachimuchi... Your mother! I am following in Nevsky's footsteps! Fuck! By the way, a Western with Arnie is one of the shittiest movies I've ever seen. Quite rightly
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considered a terrible failure. Nevsky's film is many times funnier than that comedy with Schwarzenegger. An amazing ability to drag Arnie into everything, even when it's not necessary! Darling, today you're going to call my father, and he's also a bodybuilder, so let's not tell you about Arnie, okay? Absolutely right!
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And the main joke of that film is that the heroine wants sex as much as Nevsky wants Schwartz... To become Schwartz. The heroine is selling her breasts with all her might, but Ar can't figure out what they want from him! "What are you going to do?" "We need to gather brushwood for the fire."
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[music] After that, you realize that Nevsky with his "Attack on Rio Bravo" is truly the God of comedy.
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[music] The problem is that Nevsky didn't intend it as comedy, but it is difficult to compare Rio Bravo with action films and serious movies. In addition, many authors have proven that multi-million dollar budgets or uber- famous actors are not necessary for creating a decent western
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. You need talent and a good script. While Nevsky proved that he does not need a script, actors, effects or camera work at all. All you need is Nevsky himself and a lot of action with him. And such a movie will easily top
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the list of the greatest films in human history for some time, because then this film will be removed from there and we know why. "Hate, envy. Well , look at me." Look, holy shit! Cowboys! Hands on the table! But all these hateful pranks won't stop the Nevsky Express.
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Don't forget, this was only the first part of the trilogy about the fight with the homeless on the old ranch. Pelmeni! Ivan will return in the film "Lost in Rio Bravo" to finally answer Leone's westerns and the action films
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of the nineties. And this answer to the rhetorical question will demolish both the dollar trilogy and Schwarzenegger's action films , because... "the film crew includes some of the best Hollywood action filmmakers, returning to the screen such shooters who can make even Schwarzenegger run for
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his gun." Yes, fucking aunt [ __ ] All you [applause] [music] masculinity!
Topics:Alexander NevskyAssault on Rio Bravowestern filmRio BravoRed Dead Redemptionspaghetti westernfilm critiquemovie reviewArnold SchwarzeneggerRussian cinema
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