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From cooking up a storm to getting into some of the most outrageous conversations imaginable, Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart might just be the perfect example of opposites attracting. These are their funniest moments.
Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg's funniest moments: roasts of Post Malone, Morgan Freeman, Justin Bieber, matchmaking and jail tips.
Key Takeaways
- Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg's chemistry thrives on playful insults and absurd humor.
- Much of the comedy relies on celebrity roasts and irreverent cannabis and sexual jokes.
- Their friendship dates back to a 2008 appearance on Martha's show and a Bieber roast.
What the video covers
- Compilation of comedic moments between Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, framed as opposites attracting.
- Martha roasts Post Malone over his braids and the claim that his only good song was White Iverson.
- Snoop tries to guess which celebrities are high, including a joke about Morgan Freeman.
- The two recount how their friendship began after a Justin Bieber roast and secondhand smoke.
- Martha says she taught Snoop about business diversification, and Snoop jokes about a porn movie he produced.
- A clip revisits their first meeting on Martha's show, centered on a black vs. white pepper debate over mashed potatoes.
- Snoop plays matchmaker-style, pairing Martha with Rick Ross, who flirts with her on air.
- Martha shares a prison anecdote and gives Justin Bieber mock advice about surviving prison.
- Snoop recounts his first time smoking cannabis and makes suggestive jokes about food and tweets.
- The video ends with more banter and Ellen-style 'Never Have I Ever' segments.
Chapters
- 00:00Opposites Attract: Intro
- 00:41Post Malone Roasted Over Braids and Hits
- 02:17Guessing Which Celebrities Are High
- 03:02How the Friendship Began: The Bieber Roast
- 04:48Business Advice and Snoop's Ventures
- 06:23The Black Pepper Debate
- 08:13Matchmaking: Rick Ross and Martha
- 10:16Prison Stories and Bieber's Survival Tips
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You know, Martha likes hanging around me for that contact high. And I like hanging around Martha for that contact rich.
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Of course, we have our differences, too. One of us is straight up gangster, and the other one is Snoop Dogg.
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[cheering] And while Martha Stewart loves taking shots at Snoop Dogg, she's just as quick to poke fun at other artists as well, something Post Malone learned firsthand when he joined them on the show.
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My braids are not real. All of them? And they've never been real. Okay. Uh-uh. I'm a hair man. I can look from afar and see if that's an extension or not.
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I wrote my only good song, White Iverson, 2 days before it was recorded. Your only good song? What are you sitting here for then, you see me?
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I thought you were a big [laughter] music star. Martha, don't do him like that.
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He only had one song? No, that's his biggest song. Here if he only had one song?
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We all have, Martha. We all have a big song. That's his biggest song to date.
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He's still making music. Like, what he doing on our show then if he only got ONE HIT? GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE.
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THERE'S NOTHING more entertaining than watching Snoop Dogg try to figure out which celebrities are high, especially when he starts throwing in impressions along the way.
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Oh, this is a good one. Higher dry. He had on with the chance of little ass trunks with a tight ass shirt, and I don't know if you should hit it. I would hit it right now.
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It right now. Dry. He's higher. Thank you. I would say the greatest voice. Morgan Freeman.
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[screaming] I think he's high. I've never worked with him. Have you worked with him, Matt?
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Up top. What you think? I don't even know if he needs the green to get HI.
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You think he dry? I think he's dry. That smile right there? You don't get that off nothing but this [ __ ] here, man. He high, man.
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Morgan Freeman is high. People often wonder how Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg became such unlikely friends. But as it turns out, all it took was a Justin Bieber roast and a lot of secondhand smoke.
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How did your friendship with Snoop come about? On my show, and we hit it off, and we made brownies, and we made other things on my show, and then I went on that Bieber roast. We both roasted Justin Bieber.
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And Snoop and I sat next to each other for 4 hours. So we started to talk, and I was inhaling his smoke.
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[laughter] Um. But Martha Stewart's influence on Snoop Dogg goes beyond their on-screen chemistry, as she's also helped him understand the importance of diversifying his business ventures.
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I taught Snoop that the most important thing in business is diversification. Besides his music career, Snoop now has produced a porn movie. And by the way, Natasha, you were great in that. So I guess that tonight's the second time
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you've worked with five black guys. Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart's friendship goes all the way back to 2008, when she first hosted him on her show.
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And in this next clip, the two revisit how it all began. Snoop and I have known each other for a long time.
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We go way back. Remember the first time we met? I was a guest on your show.
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Damn, we was young back then. Who's giving this dish? This is one of my mom's.
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Smell good. What is this again? Mashed potatoes. Plain old mashed potatoes. They don't smell like it when we make them.
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They're. Are they good? Yeah. Yeah, they're going to be delicious. You going to put black pepper on them, too?
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This is white pepper. Never seen white pepper. Y'all get that? I don't like that. I like black pepper, man. Hold. Can we have black pepper?
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BLACK PEPPER, PLEASE. [cheering] PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SURPRISED. [applause] Don't forget a little salt and pepper.
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Hey Martha, what kind of pepper? Remember we had this discussion? Pepper. White or black pepper.
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[laughter] I'm not allowed to be discriminating in my pepper. Okay, so we're going to go with some white pepper and some black pepper.
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Okay, mine's ready to go in. What about yours? Black pepper matters, Martha. Looking good?
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You're doing pretty good. All right, let me get my some pepperoni. One of the perks of being friends with Martha Stewart is having her play matchmaker, but Snoop Dogg might have gotten a little too excited about her latest suggestion.
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What do you think the celebrity would be that he would have a hall pass to have an affair with? If it just hypothetically.
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But I would. I was matching him up with somebody like that, really tall, beautiful blonde in The Night Manager.
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Oh, she's so hot. Somebody Google her real quick. No, no, she's good. No, Google her. I need to see it.
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I love that show. I need to see what Martha picked for me. It's so funny.
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Let me see what Martha picked for me. Can somebody show me a picture? I think I have a TV crush on her.
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Now he liked the one that Martha picked for me. Yeah, I did. Well, you're married.
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I'm just saying, but she PICKED YOU. MADE HER PICK IT FOR ME, THOUGH. MAN, HOW YOU GOING TO. MAN, I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO ENJOY the dream, man. [laughter] You just jumped in my dream and just blew it up, Ryan. Come on, man.
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But Snoop Dogg wasn't about to let Martha Stewart's love life go unattended, as he already had the perfect candidate in mind.
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What celebrity is the other allowed to have an affair with? So, Snoop, who do you think it would be for Martha?
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Oh, the one and only, Rick Ross. RICK ROSS? [applause] AND SNOOP DOGG MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ONTO something with his matchmaking skills, as Martha Stewart and Rick Ross seem to be getting along a little too well.
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Make some noise for Martha, cuz baby got back. [applause and cheering] Thank you. You believe in cooking and cleaning?
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I do. I take care of my man. That's what you believe in, right? I do, yep.
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Because I have a 100-room mansion that I need you in. Oh, you have a 100-room?
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What do you need 100 rooms for? We could be creative. You're Martha Stewart. Talk to her, Ross.
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Decorate, baby. Decorate. Talk to her, Ross. [laughter] Decorate, Martha. Look at her. Get her, Ross.
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I'M GETTING BLUSHED. [laughter] YOU'RE RAISING MY TEMPERATURE. [laughter] UM. My question's for Snoop. So, I know you're besties with Martha Stewart.
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So, [cheering] I'm curious, what is the best jail story she's ever told you? [cheering] She told me that uh, when she went in there, they told her to put some newspapers on her to protect herself from getting stabbed. And she was like,
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"Why not use my magazines?" And then they were like, "Okay." [cheering] Martha Stewart doesn't just have stories about her time behind bars, as she also had some rather unusual advice for Justin Bieber in case he ever ended up
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in prison. It's the reason I'm here tonight, which is to give Justin Bieber some tips to use when he inevitably ends up in prison. The first thing you'll need is a shank. I made mine out of a pintail comb
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and a pack of gum. I found Bubblicious works best, and it's so much fun to say. You see, when I did my stretch, all the hood rats on my cell block wanted to break off a piece of Martha Stewart's ass. So, I walk into
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the chow hall, picked out the biggest bull dyke, and I stuck her. From then on, prison was easier than making blueberry scones.
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[cheering and applause] Jack, I hope your mom doesn't still hold a grudge. So, Justin, my final piece of advice is call me or [cheering] or not.
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I'm out of here. How has it been going though, Snoop, with Martha finding a prince out here in Italy? You got any. Yeah, I haven't found my prince yet.
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Not yet? No, I found a few dead ones in the cathedral. Their tombs. [laughter] But nobody. No real options.
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Think she needs a prince. I think I think she's cool. And if she finds somebody, he's going to find her, and he's going to be a king. She's too big. Oh, king would be better.
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Ellen's Never Have I Ever has always been a way for celebrities to reveal things they'd usually keep to themselves, but nothing could have prepared anyone for the chaos Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg brought to the game.
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Never have I ever sexted. [laughter] [cheering] I'm so glad I'm here today. Wow. Martha.
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You've sexted? Do you know what THAT IS? I I have used technology for a lot longer than you have, Ellen.
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All right. [laughter] But the game of Never Have I Ever was only getting more interesting as Ellen started questioning whether Martha was being entirely honest with her answers.
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Never have I ever been to a nude beach. Wait a minute. Don't lie. [laughter] Martha. Martha.
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Yeah. Haven't you been? Haven't you been to Sand Beach on St. Barts? No. No, I haven't been to Sand Beach.
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[laughter] With that same person you sexted or Snoop Dogg has built a reputation around his love for cannabis, but the story of his very first time smoking it might explain why he's been so passionate about it ever since.
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What was it like the first time you actually smoked the green stuff? Oh, wow.
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Oh, I was [laughter] I can't get my uncle in trouble if it happened in 19 Let me do my math real quick legally.
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Okay, 1970 something. [laughter] My uncle was in there playing cards. I think he's playing cards or dominoes and the game was over with. left. And they had a little roach clip sitting at the end of the table. So, I walked by and
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made sure he went in the back room and I grabbed the [music] roach clip and it was still lit and I hit it one time.
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And from that day forward, Martha, I knew that this was my destiny. [laughter] [applause and cheering] Straight away, you just knew it right away?
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It just it had that effect on me. I mean, it was like addicted immediately?
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I don't I don't I don't think it's addictive. I think it's like when Spider-Man it's addictive.
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I think when remember when Spider-Man when Spider-Man got bit by that spider? Yeah. And then he turned into Spider-Man?
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You got bit by roach. Exactly. [laughter] And while Snoop Dogg may have made his name in rap and cannabis, his idea of an alternative career has a lot more to do with preaching than performing. [music] If Snoop had to choose a different
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profession, what would he do? Martha, what did you write? Basketball star or coach. Snoop?
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A pastor. Come on now. Oh no. Absolutely. Come on. Absolutely. Absolutely. Oh, COME ON. ABSOLUTELY.
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OH NO. NO. OH MY GOD. FAST, but use enough flour so that it doesn't get your hands all sticky.
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Are you all sticky already? Yes. Yeah. My hands were sticky before I got out here.
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[laughter] How come, Snoop? [applause] See, I have to teach Snoop not to say things like that.
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You can't stop Snoop from saying things like that. [laughter] Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart have a habit of turning conversations about food into something a little more suggestive. And this time, they stumbled upon a rather unexpected way to get your
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freak on. I have a question, Snoop. Everyone likes to get their FREAK ON, RIGHT?
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OKAY, [cheering] MARTHA. WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM? WHAT WE haven't even ate yet. I love to read about food and I came across this very sexy tidbit that said [music] if you like to get your freak on, I I don't know what that means
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exactly, but um grilled cheese is the food you should be eating. Is this true, Martha?
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Like an aphrodisiac? Yeah. Yeah. People who don't eat grilled cheese have less sex than people who eat grilled grilled cheese.
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Wow. Yeah. Grilled cheese and chill? Grilled cheese and chill, huh? [cheering and applause] But bringing food into suggestive conversations isn't something Snoop Dogg picked up from Martha Stewart, as the rapper had a few questionable tweets of his own long before their partnership.
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I've been waiting until the meatball show to bring this up. Mhm. Have you got an explanation for this tweet?
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She got an ass like a meatball. [laughter] What does that mean, Snoop? That's a little spongy ass, right?
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Is it lumpy? Is a meatball ass good or bad? You know what it is what I was I think I was high that night when I did that.
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[cheering] Do do do do So how much did you bid, Snoop? I was on Jeopardy.
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Were you? I was on Celebrity Jeopardy. How much did you win? I won a lot of money, but you have to give it all back to this charity, you know. They Well, you don't sound [laughter] you don't sound
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so happy about that, Martha. I thought it was I thought I'd take home a big pile of cash. I I won.
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[laughter] I gave it to College of the Atlantic up in Maine, so they were very happy. I took home some like flat-screen TVs.
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to understand that you're the gift that keeps on giving. It really she is. [laughter] You got to know that, partner.
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Snoop Dogg has tried his hand at everything from basketball to swimming alongside Olympic athletes, but Martha Stewart wasn't quite convinced when he started talking about his time in the pool.
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Uh you have been front and center at gymnastics, swimming. You swam with Michael Phelps.
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Yes. Fenced with Michael right here? That was an Olympic pool. Are [laughter] you sure?
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Yes, it was an Olympic I thought it was down I thought it was down at pool, Martha. Just stop discriminating [laughter] I just said "Hmm, does that count? Were you at the Four Seasons?" It was an Olympic-size pool.
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[laughter] She said "Hmm." How many laps did you do? Hey, Martha. [laughter] Hey, Are you on the judging committee?
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I'VE ALREADY GOT MY MEDAL. SHE SAID "It looks like a doggy paddle." [laughter] Martha Stewart had her attention on snowboarder Nick Baumgartner, whose outfit apparently needed a little work in her eyes.
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You would like to maybe give some advice to and that's Team USA snowboarder Nick Baumgartner who's gone viral on TikTok with his quest to find some love while in Milan.
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I don't know. I don't know about Nick. There's Nick. Oh no, come on. Turn over to Nick there, Martha, and what do you have to say?
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How about getting rid of the hat? Oh Why? This is a beautiful hat. I know it is beautiful.
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getting old and I'm losing my hair so I'm trying to Trying to hat some [ __ ] You got to keep that head on a swivel out here right now. Hold [laughter] on now.
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So you have to swing your [music] hips. It's not a good technique. Good job.
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