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Okay, I'm about to do it. I'm doing it. Fight up. I'm going out the way. Shut up. [Music] Sleep. Washrooms are for pee, PE, and not to Kiki. No hanging out in the washrooms, please. When your husband says, "I can do this," I was a D1 [Music] wrestler. You got a whole suit in there. I work at 4:00 a.m. What time do you go to work? 5. [ __ ] it. [ __ ] it. Yes, come on. Oh my gosh, she's so cute.

Okay, does anyone else notice anything weird about this ad? It says there are 45 million blind people in the world right now. Let's make it zero. Womanhood is getting to the top of Machu Picchu and starting your period. It's pretty, though. I'm having one of those M moments. I'm having one of those moments. I'm having one of those moments. I'm having one of those. Okay, oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This [ __ ]. What do you know? What would make life so much better for the single people is if the married people stayed out of the dating pool. I'm just saying. [Laughter] W go dude, what's all this noise about you? L is all right. Listen, my family wants to know why I'm such a [ __ ] all the time. I'll show you why. You man, I'm really thirsty. Just they got like helicopter water. Okay, T. Look, 'cause you get nothing else from me today. Goodbye. Don't make me call Porsha D. That could be you right there being a model for Target.

Tried to have a cute date at the apple orchard until this happened. Immediately know. Immediately know. Immediately know. I'm telling you right now. I, but biologically is biologically. Hi girl, hey girl, I see you. Clap if you've ever been to a fat farm. How few of you? My fault. Manar me out. Man, my fault. My fault. My fault. Re me. What are you doing here? Hey guys, you want to go? [Music]

Scaring. Let me how much you PID for this. 80 [ __ ] bro. 80. Finally, it's Happ right in front of my oo. This is nice. Imagine if this P stood for pizza, like a pizza ele. My name is Kayla. That don't matter. That don't matter. Come sign this, baby girl. I miss my man. My, I'm tired of this [ __ ]. Give me S. I've got [ __ ] clinical depression. You [ __ ] idiot. She doesn't know my tailgate is being held up by a vice grip. If it unclicks, it's over. Okay, so my husband saw my TikTok and he made it worse. Made it worse. Couldn't I got you this? That's what I got you, Mario. When no [ __ ] [ __ ]. If your mom ain't [ __ ], clap your hands. Oh, look at this beautiful fancy chicken. This is what my student brings on quiz day. Vaparu and a [Music] Bible. Literally looking at it, it's a wrong [ __ ]. You know who is cute? Let me show you. Let me show you, girl. I look bald. So I have a question. Is this how packages are made? Reloading grenade out. [Music] I don't know. I'm just going to play for a bit. Shh, don't snitch.

No, you could. What do you call that? A butt cracker. Butt cracker. So I can tell you how I assume the city of Boise wants me to pronounce that, and I can tell you how I pronounce that. Now y'all know. I do this. What the [ __ ] is that? Are those chicken nuggets? I like chicken nuggets, bro. Why this ho freaking circle her [ __ ] answer? This is not a multiple choice [ __ ]. Fill in the blank.

Ho started numbering my pills so I can remember if I take them, but I put them in a random fun order, so it's like an advent calendar but for depression. [Music] I forgot it was early day. I forgot the kids at school. I'll be right back. Okay, what's with that pocket on your shirt? Oh, Jake's in here. Sup, Jake. For those wondering how I was so calm, I've been traumatized so many times in my life, it's not even trauma anymore. It was just Tuesday. Amazon man came and I opened the door like this and I said, "Please don't laugh," and he goes, "I'm a huge anime fan." I said, "I'm Anna from Frozen." Mommy sure taking a long time in there. B, what? Mommy doing? Boo boo have to inside. The baby is—oh my gosh, don't. Can I get you anything else? Yes, please. Oh, okay, I got you crackers.

Hey babe, how are you going to put the star in the Christmas tree? I'll get [Music] it. Let me sit my stupid ass down, bro. What am I do? P, you and your niece are the same person. Elisa, what does this say? With oh, like a CH and press in with my thumbnail and then you got a ow. That sound like you broke something. I don't really like when somebody says, "Guess what?" and I say, "What?" and then they actually want me to guess though. Like, can you just tell? Tell me. Why would they bust all the windows? Why they bust? It's like, "I'mma bust your dad upside his head." That [ __ ]. He's not going to know where the [ __ ] I at because use this iPad. Let's go. [Music] [Music] When you realize you're the one that is going to lose sleep. Was I think get fish off? Want you to breathe in and breathe out. This is after the smoke session. How do you feel? I'm scared. Like a—how can a fish have so much color and seasoning and yeah, no [ __ ] flavor?

Do you ever see a couch on Walmart.com and you wonder like what's inside of that? This is inside of it. This is the fastest cashier I know. He gets it done. He don't play. Oh [ __ ]. Oh [ __ ]. Buy a house, they said. It'll be cheaper than rent, they said. Until you got to spend over 10 BS on a new roof. You all right, ladies? [Music] She got the Joran V strangle boot. Jimy Turner, you have broken the r. Hey ma'am, I know you enjoy those leaves, but can you leave them outside, please? Thank [Music] you. Do your shirt say—It says Jesus can save me in the fire. All I did was just call her name. That's how you know she, she's bad. [Music] A Bo, we had a time last night. Bo, we had a time last night. What do you have? Garbage. Let me see. I okay. [Laughter] I, this may look like normal Pokemon tattoo, but when you lift SLE, it go [ __ ]. You [ __ ]. Take a picture. Excuse me, you live here? Live. It's know that November. I'm about to come. Oh my God, stop it. Stop this [ __ ]. Pissed me off for real. Why do you act like that? Like, what? The way that you act. You don't, you don't see how you act? Why people don't want to be around you? He just proposed to. [Applause] [Music] Me, bro, tell me why I was walking by and then I thought I saw someone [ __ ] staring at me. Watch the stupid ass box. Roses are red, violets are blue. I ain't saying I'm a gold di, but cash make the co go. I haven't heard a peep from you guys all morning. Are you guys up to something? Oh, good kitties. Oh, see it, see it, see. Do you like it? You're cooking, but do you like it? That was—this man really just said, "Where's the sunscreen?" Banana Boat, where's the sunscreen? It's in the sun bin, Bill. Oh my God, it's okay. Smile. Happy birthday. I hope you liked your gift. Roses are red. I don't find none of this funny. Netflix just took my last $20 and [ __ ]. I need that money. I'm out. Fresh orange juice. They done liquefied the entire orange into the bottle. Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? Pulling my homeboy. [Applause] Over. Hello, hello. Oh [ __ ]. Everyone else on the island having fun with the stingrays. The aies. [Laughter] If somebody put a gun in my head and said, "What's your best friend's address?" I'd be dead. I don't know them people's address. I just know how to get there. [Music] Why they all out here with guns? With guns? Yes, they all out here with guns. I don't know nothing about that. Hi, my name is NOB Ser. Today, can I get you started off with any avocado egg rolls or mozzarella sticks? What's in the mozzarella sticks? I was saying the same thing. They really do too. Why would you?

[ __ ] all the time I'll show you why you man I'm really thirsty just they got like helicopter water okay t look cuz you get nothing else from me today goodbye don't make me call Porsha D that could be you right there

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you clap if you've ever been to a fat Farm how few of you my fault Manar me out man my fault my fault my fault re me what are you doing here hey guys you want to go [Music]

scaring let me how much you PID for this 80 [ __ ] bro 80 finally it's Happ right in front of my oo this is nice imagine if this P stood for pizza like a pizza ele my name is Kayla that don't matter that

don't matter come sign this baby girl I miss my man my I'm tired of this [ __ ] give me S I've got [ __ ] clinical depression you [ __ ] idiot she doesn't know my tailgate is being held up by a

vice grip if it unclicks it's over okay so my husband saw my Tik Tok and he made it worse made it worse couldn't I got you this that's what I got you Mario when no [ __ ] [ __ ] if your mom

ain't [ __ ] clap your hands oh look at this beautiful fancy chicken this is what my student brings on quiz day vaparu and a [Music] Bible literally looking at it it's a wrong [ __ ] you know who is cute let me

show you let me show you girl I look bald so I have a question is this how packages are made reloading grenade out [Music] I don't know in I'm just going to play for a bit sh don't snitch

no you could what do you call that a butt cracker butt cracker so I can tell you how I assume the city of boisey wants me to pronounce that and I can tell you how I pronounce that now yall

know I do this what the [ __ ] is that are those chicken nuggets I like chicken nugget bro why this ho freaking Circle her [ __ ] answer this is not a multiple choice [ __ ] fill in the blank

ho started numbering my pills so I can remember if I take them but I put them in a random fun order so it's like an advent calendar but for depression [Music] I forgot it was early day I forgot the

kids at school I'll be right back okay what's with that pocket on your shirt oh Jake's in here sup Jake for those wondering how I was so calm I've been traumatized so many times in my life it's not even trauma anymore

it was just Tuesday Amazon man came and I opened the door like this and I said please don't laugh and he goes I'm a huge anime fan I said I'm Anna from Frozen mommy sure taking a long time in

there b what Mommy doing boo boo have to inside the baby is oh my gosh don't can I get you anything else yes please oh okay I got you crackers hey babe how are you going to put the star in the Christmas tree I'll

get [Music] it let me sit my stupid ass down bro what am I do p you and your niece are the same person Elisa what does this say with oh like a CH and press in with my thumbnail and then you got

a ow that sound like you broke something I don't really like when somebody say guess what and I say what and then they actually want me to guess though like can you just tell tell me why would they bust all the windows

why they bust it's like I'mma bust your dad upside his head that [ __ ] he's not going to know where the [ __ ] I at because use this iPad let's go [Music] [Music] when you realize you're the one that is

going to lose sleep was I think get fish off Want You to Breathe In and breathe out this is after the smoke session how do you feel I'm scared like a how can a fish have so much color and

seasoning and yeah no [ __ ] flavor do you ever see a couch on walmart.com and you wonder like what's inside of that this is inside of it this is the fastest cashier I know he gets it done he don't

play oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] buy a house they said it'll be cheaper than rent they said until you got to spend over 10 BS on a new roof you all right ladies [Music] she got the joran V strangle

boot jimy Turner you have broken the r hey ma'am I know you enjoy those leaves but can you leave them outside please thank [Music] you do your shirt say it says Jesus can save me in the fire all I did was just call her name

that's how you know she she's bad [Music] a Bo we had a time last night Bo we had a time last night what do you have garbage let me see I okay [Laughter] I this may look like normal Pokemon

tattoo but when you lift SLE It Go [ __ ] You [ __ ] take a picture excuse me you live here live it's know that November I'm about to come oh my God stop it stop this [ __ ] pissed me off for

real why do you act like that like what the way that you act you don't you don't see how you act why people don't want to be around you he just proposed to [Applause] [Music] me bro tell me why I was walking by and

then I thought I saw someone [ __ ] staring at me watch the stupid ass box roses are red violets are blue I ain't saying I'm a gold di but cash make the co go I haven't heard a peep from you guys

all morning are you guys up to something oh good kitties Oh see it see it see do you like it you're cooking but do you like it that was this man really just said where's the sunscreen Banana Boat

where's the sunscreen it's in the sun bin Bill oh my God it's okay smile happy birthday I hope you liked your gift roses are red I don't find none of this funny Netflix just took my last $20 and [ __ ] I need that

money I'm out fresh orange juice they done liquefy the entire orange into the bottle do you ever feel like a plastic bag pulling my homeboy [Applause] over hello hello oh [ __ ] everyone else on the island having

fun with the Stingrays the aies [Laughter] if somebody put a gun in my head and said what's your best friend's address I'd be dead I don't know them people address I just know how to get there [Music] why they all out here with

guns with guns yes they all out here with guns I don't know nothing about that hi my name is n OB Ser today can I get you start off with any avado egg rolls or mozzarella sticks what's in the mozzarella

sticks I was saying the same thing they really do too why would you grab my noodles are you [ __ ] dumb are you really hungry damn dude that's crazy man uh who uh where is he this is Little

Debbie this is Deborah Little Debbie's big sister a gr a five a three school pictures came in I have no words I just want you to see the view from my window right now this is why is there a Christmas

tree on the beach what the [ __ ] wait why you say he a 100 huh why you say he ain't a 100 you go show somebody uh-uh oh cuz he go be in that K with my grandma you know how everyone on Tik Tok

seems to have these like really aesthetically organized Dollar Trees this is what mine looks like the tiger iconic symbol of the wild and an apex predator that we fear and admire how can you H from outside the club you can't even get in let's

go hey if you're feeling bad about yourself today listen to this I just stopped at CVS and bought a pair of sunglasses because I couldn't find mine because they were actually on my head why did you order that cuz it's free

celery and I'm making stuffing next week inflation baby more you can't play with them anymore if you throw them you know that right if you throw them you can't play with them anymore look you're going to not have them

anymore get in the you thought what my happy me was going to be a bucket and you got that a [ __ ] box God are you for real fing D oh wow look at all these delicious cheeses oh look at that

oh God that surprised me what the [ __ ] BR I get the [ __ ] out of here little [ __ ] take that dumb [ __ ] with you I just let her do whatever she wants

as long as she quiet oh oh we're just going to stick it back we don't need weed if you saw the way I walked home from the why are you looking at me I've been looking all over for my one

pair of pants that fit me and um just realized my husband use them to make a scarecrow so shirt balls no you [ __ ] is wearing that $40 button the [ __ ] out y'all got to chill out look

at look at the buttons look at the look at the $40 button y'all got to stop clicking that [Music] button who did this true in this house yeah this baby telling me to hold a drink as if we somewhere there's people

here this is embarrassing hurry up how's this lizard uh 50% off let me show you oh okay never mind party's here get [Applause] all there fantastic let me see it no way that changed my mind I'm sure what

you've written is fine just let me see no don't look it's not ready she found a hot dog in this ditch one time about 8 months ago and now she must search every single time we pass this ditch every day

okay okay cuz I thought I was say what how I was wondering where his socks went cuz he had socks and I put him in the car [Laughter] SE right there left with me and she said that's 8 and

1/2 and I measured it and it's 8 and 1/2 Ines how does she know what 8 and 1/2 Ines looks like oh wake up are you already sick with me wake up I think this is crazy enough for

crazy hair day I'm back but they're uneven I'm gay but I don't really advertise that in like my work life yeah same go picture the pumpkin what did you say what does it look like Grandma [Music] we love him in leather we love him in

lace we love them better when they sit on our [Laughter] [Music] face can I please get some help over here at the arade pr uh pleas I'm at Walmart and I want to know who did this who be welding

who's who bro to ask why I'm not getting filler anymore and I will tell you why right now I do not want to look like that okay cuz okay cuz you know we're cleaning out McKenna [ __ ] and we

just found Aderall from 2014 no it's from 2013 2013 y'all want the 10-year-old [Music] addes what a lovely loaf hell oh oh what a love little get your butt out of the frame what a lovely little loaf one just

one she does not know that okay only one only one somebody come get me I can't get out of bed now who the [ __ ] both wait let me see see let me see let me see what happened to them what happened

to them he ain't um cook them down enough they not cook down know you got to cook them down so you don't have no more nutrients in them I don't like that this is my favorite Halloween costume I've ever done and at first glint you

might be like girl you're you're just an angel please girl introducing holy macaroni what's wrong babe you've hardly touched your BP gas pump coffee what the hell going to go back to what I know go back to what the [ __ ] I know man this

[ __ ] get getting dumb it's not going Rite it what is that a clhe head a what a clhe head a what a crack knocker with short I like it I like Christmas our hotel is a mezzanine Loft

and it starts with these witches steps they're called witches steps cuz apparently witches couldn't climb them there you go obviously I've been sleeping on the couch all hell the cat King Teddy you're supposed to put it on floor and let it bounce

[Music] [Applause] [ __ ] Goose come here good boy okay that's fine this is my dream house it is my dream housee it's mine oh this is no longer Barbie's dream house this shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo

Dojo me and my mom showing up in the same outfit come here show your shoes I need you got mules on a that's good for you baby [Applause] [Applause] my pillow how are we going to get the star

on top I'll get it [Music] toore up already me and school me and school we toore up in here yeah I brought school with [Music] me she did it we're Mountain women I Hur the [ __ ] out my

leg wait what do you want to do decorate rooms for Christmas you did you see my room no oh my God it's a mess I know it's called depression outfit check today I [Music] have that is great and I am happy

because why the [ __ ] do they charge so much to pour liquid who knows what the [ __ ] over three pieces of shrimp they [ __ ] played you guys they played I asked what's that and she said

plates that's the kind of Thanksgiving plate I want talk but but like no really this is awesome so I'm making I believe the chocolate I was told I have to use this L on on like spin it with my

hand and to get a really good consistency but this is the future baby you see why I thought it was mty now you see why I thought it was mad look good or ugly ugly oh I look ugly I look

ugly uh I reminded you oh wait you think I look ugly no hello what's up big dog only half her phone still works my Chinese food they told me it was K I'm not [ __ ] getting [ __ ] I'm

not getting nothing else from nobody nobody say nothing to me I swear to God I'm not playing I'm not laugh what J this is in my opinion forever the best part about the coffee sorry to B you that transaction

didn't go anybody want a cookie look at how delicious that looks so chunky friends yesterday bumer bies love today soulmates forever okay oh waa whoa military family lives here you're not about oh my God what is this we're done so I can't decide should

I get this chicken pot pie for $10.99 or should I get this chicken pot pop pie for $99.99 I just I don't know which one I should get $10.99 $99.99 kids just do anything hi Daddy why do your dinosaur got them

boots on please look what I'm dealing with like I've literally just shook this box and then ow he actually B my finger out Al get your [ __ ] ass up this this a forite flip that [ __ ] F that [ __ ] yes

all right how they do that hey Christine Christine Christine I do you want to see it I just made a pencil with two erasers I mean it's kind of pointless I got some tiny piece of mail tiny where is the noise coming it's not

the window okay walk towards me walk towards me go the other way this way okay okay pretend you're falling pretend you're falling now pose a guy just cat called me on the street by going I like your hair nice

boun and now and now it just keeps playing in my head so every time I walk and my hair does this I go I like your hair nice bouncy can't I heard little crunching noises and I was like what is

that he's a one B he's he's coming right up to me she might no man did me wrong tonight I had a good night I still think man ain't [ __ ] but that's just me well time to go to

bed it's really hard seeing the people you love getting old but the one good thing is honey okay the it's really hard seeing the people you love getting older but the thing is you can buy Christmas gifts in front of them and they'll

forget indeed yall ready for this you ready for this did you made make that hemade homemade with love homemade with [Laughter] love God damn that's your baby bit I'm she look she wear red all them boys and I goddamn D this is your child

[ __ ] oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I never seen that real that's what happens when you do not drain your air tanks what we on tonight gang we on [ __ ] bro we going to get drunk and I

got that thing on wrong St come on bro it's actually pretty good pretty stylish it looks good I can't wait to don't forget to get it your crack at it how's he pulling that how's he pulling that teu will crumble bro I got this

little decorative heart pillow off their website tell me why it's no fur on the back like what am I going why would I only want her on one side like be for real B be like take life serious

literally no how about now [Music] the people at Target unhinged they're just gnawing on it with they're was disgusting who's that Mama who's that D who's this one mama and this one is [Music] sit down bro take a bite take a bite who what

take a bite take a bite take a bite hit me [Music] take that smells so good thank you my husband taking my car because his is probably unempty realizing that my car is unempty also he pulls back in and takes his own

car get your own damn gas [Applause] [Laughter] y'all I literally just got this no baked cheesecake y'all like I don't know what to say I'm when I say I'm ready to y'all so I'm just peaceful kicking back chilling

right and a really disturbing fact just pop up in my head I remember there's a skeleton inside my body it's a whole the way my husband picks my little sister up from school M get stupid ass in the

car I said don't do this y'all I just realized like if my rent is paid I literally don't have to [ __ ] work I can do whatever I want as long as my rent is paid I can do whatever I

want you guys want to see a single man's refrigerator got all the sauces on Deck [ __ ] eggs hot sauce oh yeah yeah number five jack Campion [Applause] at forward wearing number 52 Kon Powell the Screaming Eagles for Coach by

St there it's two blocks you'll be fine would wouldn't it be you know horrible if something happens like you know what if I trip and fall and hurt my leg and and you know not going to holy [ __ ]

that was good did you see me riding on my back [Laughter] wheel everybody's so concerned about if the Stanley Ms but what about it Ms a fire yesterday still has ice in it so since I got my [ __ ] took since I

got my [ __ ] took I'm hitting licks on everybody even the gas station yeah even the gas station n n boo boo go cry about it so I work at a bridal shop and I've seen a lot of weird things you

know but the best thing that I've ever seen was the other day I was helping a bride get into a dress I was dipping her up I looked she has a [ __ ] stamp I'm like what does that say her own name

Hannah splashed across in big cursive [Music] letter bro I have not been on Tik Tok for a long time I'm sorry y'all but I just opened this SP K so bag of fance what is this this thing is big as

a damn bag y'all what is this what am I supposed to do with this so okay what I bought this is what I wanted y'all 6 feet pre-lit flock tree $45 what I bought versus what the [ __ ] is sitting

in front here is my application for a Latina girl girlriend or boyfriend I used my hand I still a greena but I just want to show you all the type of [ __ ] I've be dealing with at

work because why would you do this look at this somebody uncut a paper towel rolling hot girls on Tik Tok What are we wearing to run errands these days when I tell you these kids will make a fool out of you I went into another

classroom today this little boy said Miss hallay I love your outfit I said okay thank you he said you look like a Ghostbuster bro in order for you to get a [ __ ] apartment you got to [ __ ]

just be coming off a flight from Bill house you got to make at least $10 million a month and you got to you can't have no CER dogs you can't have legs um and your hair got to be done bro come on

bro I'm literally crying over my nails right now cuz they're so ugly oh my God okay this is what I wanted okay this is The Pastels and this is what I got got [Music] loen up eyebrows oh my God can we just talk

about how me and Max every day go to the toilet together every day every morning at the same time this [ __ ] will not leave in the middle of the night to go piss you know what he's going to do

wait till the morning till I go piss so you can piss with me I'm getting I'm getting heartburn tonight baby sandwich number two thanks to Kate who left this in the fridge I'm eating good [Music] I'm gay but I don't really advertise

that in like my work life I'm a complete yeah me either I don't think anybody at work knows I'm gay I was like okay so the way my eyes are set up let me show you what I just seen I'm

fliping around y'all see that that word it says um catfish in Georgia but I wasn't going to say [ __ ] when I bought these yesterday but come on now Chipotle ROM me met my money for these [ __ ] greasy ass chips this is this

should never happen are you [ __ ] kidding me who can stop pull out her hair move I'm going to put in just a little bit of milk I just realized Excuse Me Miss what's in a vodka cranberry best guess Jagger and

[ __ ] milk man these juice used to be the cheapest juices you can find when you po feed a whole family but we gone the next day but inflation y'all know what inflation did he ho $3 now damn

I'mma get one though [ __ ] so like if you're going to go to the gym what the [ __ ] are you supposed to wear because I'm just wearing ugly clothes that I don't like anymore as long as I'm

able to stretch any you know what I mean huh these [ __ ] have been [ __ ] ring through watch this literally hello okay one more time one more time does anybody remember those kids in high school that would like walk around and

like do that Snappy thing with their hand like this they like do and they just like all day just throughout the Halls just just in the middle of class just I can't do it I don't know what it

was it was like a what I woke up my sister done color CED all her books she said where is the back flip holy [ __ ] have yall ever had someone ask for your hot spot and then when the hot spot

connection like I guess gets wonky they're like did you turn off your hot spot it gives the same energy as someone who's like what percent are you on on your your charger like go around the whole rap is

crazy he man said what get these vegetables [ __ ] some vegetables no vegetables yeah something you don't know nothing about all that damn spinach in that sh I just did the stupidest thing I was making there's vanilla in there

y'all I'm in Walmart now why would somebody put these shoes in this freezer like this this is just ridiculous now I'mma take them out and put them on the floor but they that's just late okay it wasn't a yes what you own the

flag for he said what you holding the plag for [Music] cuz whatever he say that's what's going down I put my espresso shots in the freezer to cool him down faster but I forgot I now now it's frozen oh oh

okay okay I can still have my iced coffee it's just going to be a little bit of y'all this is so funny so I went to Dollar Tree and it's caught my attention and I realized it was fake as

soon as I like walked up on it and I know it's fake because I just came from off this aisle and I saw this Fe camera package open what is going on this is good are you attracted to

your character yes okay you know is it an yes y MCA y y MC don't leave your doors open in the fall Alexis so what is it Carnation milk the best in the land comes in a tin with a

red and white band no tits to pull no ho to pitch just punch two holes in the son of a [ __ ] hey [ __ ] what's been going on oh nothing really you know I'm I'm already at 6,000 steps actually that's

it 6,000 steps how many are you at I'm at 22,000 man I'll see you later man talk to you later all right bye [Music] hold up y' hold up hold up cuz I just feel like if you eat a

whole Panic spice B you're greedy see me I save some look I save it I'mma say this for later cuz like I never been greedy okay I'm trying to explain to Aaliyah how to get an ax going and she's

like it doesn't fit I have to order a different one it doesn't fit and I'm like bro I didn't know how those things worked like what the f Kyler said oh well you're not getting your butt finger tonight would you like

to [Laughter] reply give me my [ __ ] phone goodbye you know if you would take Lexa Pro it really would take SCH I don't have [Music] noise what are you trying to say okay that's good we got a guy on the run and they're

hot on his trail go get him go get him oh and we can confirm he's been apprehended he has been apprehended hey you grab me a beer sure you're the best you're the best screen is going to ask you a

question what friends come over for dinner and they judge you even though they don't want tea they don't like my tea picture that only I drink from so gr I don't know what to tell them don't drink the

tea I'm not even sure how you would tackle this situation my 2-year-old ready to throw hands at that me cuz I I ruined her paint I wrecked it on purpose apparently on put some water on it I'm trying cute that's what it is ain't

nobody being cute Grand if they don't like the potato St they don't like it I don't give a damn do you hear me do it like that you going cry all night you cry you cry I don't care I feel like when I'm applying to

Wild and fire jobs I should be able to put this baby picture of myself on my resume to claim that I have 30 years of chainsa experience I mean look look at me I'm so cute my chain tension is

terrible but it's fine I've learned better there's no way this is happening are you [ __ ] kidding me what the I think it's full you think it's full [Music] [Music] yo I just got a sushi at Hmart do you

see how [ __ ] big this piece of sushi is how the I don't have Chopstick so sorry I me with my hands how the [ __ ] am I supposed to get this in my mouth I don't even think it's go

what about if it has a stand on [Music] it and the tree topper the tree topper is a little bigger oh that's pretty good here it's a turkey you ready was it you see this right here you know what

that is bone you know what part of what bone it is the wiener bone yep I cooked it just for you to eat no what I'm not eating the wiener yeah kind of oh the right one got I can't bre

Andra get the [ __ ] out of the way you just hold on one [Music] second look this one russing to go in middle trny are so Innovative like a [Laughter] princess princess is you walk for me need orange

[Music] juice sorry what you say why am my back you look this is why your back hurts you look like the guy on that TV show 90day fiance who has no neck and he puts mayonnaise mayonnaise in his hair

[Music] [Laughter] [ __ ] shut up shut up she know I'm in his Zone and it ain't out [ __ ] [ __ ] talking that [ __ ] to me disrespecting my [ __ ] game Trash [Music]

you s your broke ass phone [ __ ] you was broke my what the [ __ ] I [ __ ] I ain't doing what is that what is that what is oh my God you guys are me

oh yo this is what my coworker eats for for occasional snack like for real though it's crazy let me see eat one man I just there on Mike let me see why yo you can get so many other things

why you got eat oh my friend can you please show me what you bring to the table here's the table by the way [Music] guys Le monchies to just how you didn't look what you then you ready it to this Mom it look

good kind of yeah tried you know they make that in jail huh you know they be making I know I been i' seen that on jail o one no Bae no cheating ba youing one two three [Music] the tiger iconic symbol of the wild and

an apex predator that we fear and [Music] admire in our imaginations they roam the jungle I've been purchasing things that require an ID for the past couple of days and it's only just now when I walk into my

house and see my ID sitting on the kitchen table that I realize I've been using my mother's ID and every single person has accepted it and not said a word I mean I never had a fake ID when I

was younger so I guess better late than never know where your phone's at you don't know where your phone's at I'm asking you I do know where Mom you know where it is do I yeah oh oh hurry I want a number one

[Laughter] and with tater tots and [Laughter] [ __ ] Audrey with the Cherry do [Laughter] pepper what what happen y I'm me and my best friend in urban outfitted and she going to see this top and she going to say it look

like what the mama on Princess [Laughter] Diaries bro cuz if you know you know that's funny my therapist say I have any [Music] a what I just I just know [Laughter] look at our M and look at her I'm got

flow oh no I just realized that at my wedding I'm going to have to stay the whole time like I can't can't go home and just leave early from the event and go to bed I usually just disappear I have to

stay oh 50 excuse me sir do you work here yeah do you see my name t yes um I was wondering if y'all sold sex toys what sex toys sex toys yeah give me a second hold on we

have all these I don't know how loose you are but here you go oh my gosh I am so sorry that we are late they have been make handful today but I keep in bed and dressed and I hope

that they act good for you please let me know girls get your stuff let's go come on Felicity where is Felicity look is that not Louise is is that not Louise is that not her body her head her

arms the ears is that is that not Louise dream just like the one used to blow how do you do this every time I don't the only person I know that even knows how to do this I couldn't do this

if IED did you know I was standing next to you again this is how my daughter gives me compliments mommy like wig and your on your B your something your scir and you look hot and hot girl love you mommy

bye out here hanging in the sunset and now they're completely Frozen and to take them off like what now put them by the heater temperature really dropping so fast after the sunsets in case anyone feels like a [ __ ] parent today just know that

I told my pediatrition that I feed my son maker Mark I told her I fed him whiskey Members Mark formula that's what I feed him I don't think he'd be a whiskey man anyway he looks more like a

Moscow mu guy I don't know I'll never see a bigger bronze horse than this oh my God I'll never see a bigger bronze horse than that no [ __ ] way I ly don't got [Music] jeans like I don't have no

pants go insurance I don't even have a black shirt all I'm getting to get cussed out what watch yeah W actually oh my go to the [Laughter] RO when the bars look the bar cook it for your at

work what you what you call what you call this lenji chicken balla okay now got a little deer dick in it Young [Applause] for foreign fore foreign speech [Music] mother when besy is having problems but you're Samoan [Laughter]

[Laughter] no no ew gross ew oh my god oh disgusting oh Jesus Christ okay yeah that's fine they're on the PK rocking away that's all hi baby first of all so my son picked up this book at the

dentist I'm so childish cuz the only way I can read this is Lum Lum PL change D CHS trying playing some at the door who is it brand new neighbors come to visit love this is Nell goo look she has

a Dollar too I think it's absolutely freaking hilarious that I'm 24 years old count them 24 and this woman that I call Mom still tracks my phone I was doing some work in Memphis yesterday and I tell you we hadn't even got to where we

were working and my phone ring why are you in Memphis I'm making money leave me alone my boyfriend gets new running shoes and it backfires sitting here wondering why my whole entire freaking place is just trashed stay back because there's a [ __ ]

chicken in my house and it just took a [ __ ] on my counter what is going on interally inter oh oh and she's down oh oh all right hit and run oh she's down [Laughter] what have we what have we confiscated

today [Laughter] everything more goodies it's the lingering in the bag it's the little noises in and out that's all you need to do in and out just get in and out get your almond take your hand out done easy he took her

bone so she started yelling at him I wish I knew what he was saying back good I can feel your anger I am defenseless take your weapon strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be

complete [Laughter] you know this box is okay but I wish the edge was just like half a centimeter shorter honey do you help me thanks girl I'm going to wax my armpit and I'm [ __ ] scared oh

God okay I'm going hold it really tight warm it up sure it's good oh my God are you [ __ ] kidding me [Music] when you find something on the side of the street and it don't fit in the

car you have my crib up it's on look here here we go we rolling show me show me the problem so nny goes guys I'm having problems trying to take photos I can't take photos my phone's barking [Laughter]

[Music] we just got this new guy in and he's just like he he doesn't even know how to make coffee all he does is just walk around and I like what are you even here for bro yeah don't look at me like that

you [ __ ] on the floor what the [ __ ] bro I Fe huh huh it's on it's so it's so [ __ ] hard to find decent stuff these days I can't you can't stop interrupting me when I'm trying to do my job then you

going to St at wall and do some worksheets right yeah guess what I got to go old SCH school I can't be cool fun teacher all the time cuz y' y' y'all like to run over her okay what

you all right my husband is truly so romantic sometimes he just recently got a tattoo in honor of our son and he has one for our daughter too and he told me I was next so I said what are you going

to get and um he said he was going to get Gucci tattooed on his nut sack so that I always have a designer bag it's a true story he said this that's so sweet I was trying to open my high cheu

for dinner and I opened the bag this way and didn't go all the way through so I opened it this way and it didn't go all the way through slay New York Fashion Week presents [Laughter] such a good

spot location location is gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous we so I just went and got some Wendy's and I'm over here listening to my seven-year-old say that says mom and I'm like what says mom y'all she talking about her neck M O M

and now I can't unse it on everything we going to hop in into the real ver of universe go boy get your W up [Music] s [Music] [Music] you guys I don't know why people say Goodwills is a bad dealer is too

expensive okay look at this cute hold on look at this cute threshold garland that is originally $10 at Target you could get it for 980 at Goodwill you guys such good prices not expensive at all not overpriced save 20 cents shout

out to Ian at Target the dude took the box of diapers that I was uh buying he threw it on the ground dented the box and I was like what the [ __ ] is this guy doing and then

then he looked at me in the eyes and went oops your box is damaged I'm going to give you 20% off I guess employee of the month right there my [Music] firstly don't press that love this here you go you got to put the Hat

on the hold put the hat on TR me would you like a rubber duck yeah I would you're welcome have a a drink right away thank you come here you so me and my boyfriend did Barbie this year but we did it a little

differently I'm a bar come [Laughter] come yay [Music] Happ how you oh my God bad boyfriend Points [Applause] bad also that [ __ ] coffee I had [ __ ] I'm still not hry like at all you [ __ ] better stop

and I don't know if that's a good thing B I already don't okay this is hilarious like my side of the shower we got shampoos conditioner face wash body wash shaving stuff dog stuff this is Teran aside is he dead

ass goodbye he's drooling oh he's weird and he's by my shoes I say you just run to the car bro he look sick get out of here wow my first job I'm so excited to start no turn back you mustn't stay you'll

turn who are you I am the sponge of past you mustn't stay go who's that you please help [Music] me let me see your outfit come here hi sit down sit sit sit do sit sit down there we go you look so cute it

fits you perfect why do I have to you what do you have aend have a boyfriend do I have a boyf boyfriend do I have a boyfriend I don't know do you uhhuh who my um when I was

um when I was at the kids comments that is a guy you met one time I went mom look mom it's an aunt mama my friend is out of town and so she asked me if I could uh bring in her food delivery and

put it in her freezer and of course I said yes but I'm also going to put this in her freezer cuz that would be terrifying to find I think if I didn't do this I would oh my gosh

this is heavy I would regret it one sec I just don't want to live a life of regret so this will be perfect for her to find that'll teach her to ask me for favors now it's 20 so you're at 3 + 3 is

six so it would be $6 off 20 and if this would be50 you do three $3 cuz for every $10 you take out three how much do you put uh 21 G that's a lot oh you don't have to put 21 I put 20

slay look Curry yes Curry yes Curry you better [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] no on a Christmas sweater you're not a sweater you're a box nobody's dressure nobody is dressed for chist GOI uh no I'm going to you're not I'm not leaving the house

with my dress that long that's the just tell me you're a boy mom without telling me you're a boy mom leave me alone you're going to pick you spit on me you're going to pick your this up and

[Applause] that wait what do we do [Music] [Laughter] [Music] laughing I need this I need that give me that oh my God what what's your thick ass doing uh I'm going to get stuff out of the car what' you say lincol sck linoln

sck I'm going to get stuff out of the car oh man I wanted to blow your back out when I got home my mom's on the phone dude oh I didn't know that chill where hey set this down set it down very

lightly it will go off in oh [ __ ] watch out to leave have dead ass I'm trying not to laugh but it's a serious matter I don't know how to put it down just said it whatever you do don't set it down at a

45° I don't know what a 45° angle it good go okay you guys so somebody said to use the dog Vision filter because I think my landlord is color blind from painting the house this color so let's try

it oh my gosh that's the original color of the fraking house it's and this is the color that he was trying to match but this is what we this is what we ended up with oh my gosh what if he has

color blind I don't know what do you think is it possible that we accidentally ended up with a lime green house I don't know I don't know so my ex who makes over $100,000 a year took me to

court for full custody so he doesn't have to pay $320 a month for our teenage daughter [Laughter] where is she at where is she she's at Dylan's Dylan's house mhm you checking on her you're checking if her if her good if her good

yeah oh I just moved what her just go is her if is her in the kitchen maybe maybe it was her in the kitchen maybe her making some food for her maybe maybe so I'm like driving through McDonald's trying to find the curbside

pickup uh parking spots and I'm circling around over here I'm like oh is that it no it's actually just reserved for the outstanding employee of the month right next to the trash can all the way out here this got to be a joke

[Music] I'm scary oh my God oh my God hi welcome to McDonald's H I hope you today good um I'll take a Big Mac and a uh chocolate shake okay that'll be fun doll that been back will be out in a couple of seconds

[Music] speech what M mama [Music] you nestling so I'm at a bar and I'm peeing and I look up and I'm like oh they have ghost decorations up from Halloween and then I look a little closer it's a

tampon with googly eyes it's tampons that time I was at the rage room and was tearing up the owner's radio yeah yeah oh no what the what's the problem well that's the radio that's my radio what [Music] radio oh I didn't know I

know oh got say you don't take my picture don't do take my picture go he got something to say go this man trying to say something Lord I want to marry you better go my face hey can you just take some photos

of me oh yeah yeah totally oh [ __ ] wait okay oh oh um wow oh yes pop off Queen Boots the house down Houston I'm deceased hey can you take some Pi of me yeah oh yes [Music]

[Music] spee spee [Music] [Music] why what is that Thanksgiving brisket baby wagu gold grade for how many people three what we got a son of thank here [Music] [Applause] [Music] too [Music] soon you it you ran [Music] smile to show that you don't got no

teeth I only eat it all right now go ahead I can't see the top I know neither can I let's go let's see how we're going to eat corn on the car with no teeth do from the side it

work is it work well maybe it'll work I just saw a post that said that their family is not quiet like their family talks in all caps and I have never related to something so true we have the

loudest family I've ever met in my life you get all of us talking at one time and you might as well just count your days because you ain't getting a word in if you ain't one of us now you Thanksgiving

Christmas when all of us are together no it is competition who's going to be the loudest and who's going to talk whose story is going to get heard if you ain't loud it ain't going to be yours the cops is a feed water regulator

that operates thermostatically through expansion and contraction of a inclin metal tube the way it works is when the water level lowers in the boiler it increases the steam in the tube and the TU the heat from the steam causes the

tube to expand mhm and water is permitted to enter the boiler welcome you are now boil [Laughter] out Okay who wants Daddy to ride you sure yeah okay first thing you say I'm not faed I hang around big stars

all day I don't see what the big deal is any but you're just pling no Marsh to me oh yeah girl run that game Hy Jade I love that name love that tattoo what that say rotten pieces uh that's great

first off you don't know Marshall and also don't go paral best ammo for my Arenal I'll take you to a carnival I take you to a carnival I have a mortal enemy apparently I thought we were playing but he just want

murder um which sucks cuz I I feed you days days have passed since that video and I opened my kitchen blinds and cried because you know what I could go for some breakfast and oh my God I'm I'm

starting to get worried he's not a cat guys you know sir what are you holding this stop this is not funny something there I inin my heart pering my go away from me I made I made oh my God I'm not going

to say yet how's your it's really good um I think I just need a napkin have napkins um yeah let Che I think I have over get me get me me give me here you go oh thank you so much

you're so welcome thank you else no I think I'm so my wife driving my truck today which means I get to drive her car to the deer leas and what an absolute treat this is going to be to

see how the other half lives the richond north of Richmond you know what I'm saying and this thing is actually nice it don't smell like St beer nothing in here all the windows work it's got a heated steering

wheel Starbucks cup it's like an accessory I wish I could afford to live this life you know just for like a day or two this is nice move T good all right T be careful [Laughter] t t oh T oh

[Laughter] should let me show you how thoughtful my family is I come home hungry as hell waiting for my leftovers of piz and I opened the box mind you there's four of us in this house two of us know about this box so I

know who [ __ ] did it what the [ __ ] is this and why did you put it back I'mma tag your greedy hungry goat [ __ ] ass in this video and I want answers [Music] [Music]

I had to learn the hard way that my parents honestly really baby and sheltered me as a kid and I love them and I appreciate them for wanting to take care of me but I can't do [ __ ] as

an adult now I had to renew my passport and my mom told me you need to go to the bank and you need to get a money order for $130 and I'm like aren't she going to come with me so of course she's like

no and so I'm going to the bank and I'm practicing my script in my head and I walk in and I'm like hi I would like to get a money order for $13 please and then the guy's like okay who do we have

to make it out to we do cashier checks here is that okay okay and I'm like sir I honestly was not prepared for any follow-up questions I fell down oh no oh no how do we get okay oh

my did it jump at you oh my God how do we all right look at them all where's Roxy oh no they sound like God look at how cute those little ones [Music] are all right um what do we

do did you know that Fritos or just any corn chip that kind of looks like this will burn for 2 minutes two full minutes I literally this has been burning for a minute um but if you're ever in the event that you don't have a

match or a lighter but you do have a Frito well you actually have to light the Frito on fire so I guess you do need a lighter anyway um my dad did this when we were younger because he was

like look how much oil is in Fritos it burns for like 2 minutes but I think it's kind of cool and I like to wash things burn bye so I [ __ ] up just starting sewing I'm adding Pockets to a bunch of my

pants and dresses that don't have pockets I even like made little pockets to add to um my pants I just tried on my first pair where I repaired the pockets and added Pockets let me show you so I

went in and was like okay why want to see these Pockets where where are these Pockets that I added I seem ripped the wrong area I seam ripped the crotch and added a pocket and I seam ripped my booty and

added a pocket why why am I like this I just want to listen to J was it so much to before that's not going to work that's not going to work is not going to work playing with your

they got fight over it kind of noise is that they click their tongues do it and come up by me the face it made though all right poke to drink please anything else can I make the junior bacon

cheeseburger biggie bag a medium please anything else that will be actually I would also like to add a medium fry anything else that will be it sorry do you want anything else no great please pull up to the next

window what the hell okay children I hope you're ready for a story time one one B I was going to the store B I heard so b b i so an I luck the MU of tre R he

TR and to a red band you cray say is we're practicing blowing out the candle you see she's doing it you ready you ready blow blow blow blow blow your turn you want to do it again hold on you

ready you got to blow no you got to blow blow blow no you got to blow blow do it a gone hold on here we go ready you got to blow blow had to blow blow Amelia was really excited to show

us her work in her folder today I'm going to read it to you it's her book The the title is cereal is the worst bye Amelia once my sister and me were eating cereal and then oh yeah dot dot

do and then my sister started to cough my dad had to stick his hand down her throat my sister was crying she was happy after [Music] it the end [Laughter] you want me to um know bad you it's my liver it's my aorta there's

my gallbladder my kidney what the [ __ ] I have a cyst on my kidney how do you get rid of that you don't oh it's going to be really cold um a little bit okay what do you want me to look at I don't know

okay look at everything you're the pro here wow you're like a perfect scam cuz you're so tiny take a deep breath in and hold it wow you look so nice pretty pretty you got some nice Kies oh thank you I can see stuff well

you got a lot of B gas in there girl wait for real yeah oh yeah I mean I can't have gluten I can see your uterus but I can't see your ovaries that's unfortunate you know what's cool is that

um if you had a tampon and I could see it so this black thing is your bladder uhhuh this is your uterus uhhuh this is your cervix and then this is your vagina so if you had a tampon and I can see

this big white line right there what the [ __ ] yeah so there's your endometrium so there's no baby in there that's good you're not pregnant it's netive you're not pregnant all right I'm going to die I was asked to present for

my I was asked to present for the entire company um and I just did my presentation I decided it would be fun to add in a 30-second dance party at the end to make sure that everyone wasn't snoring and I did but I did not know

that teams blocks iPhone music um from being played just watch back the recording and I am fully dancing in silence to myself um so enjoy and just to make sure that everyone is still with us and able to move on to the next I

would like to take a quick 20 second dance party no thank you all I'll die I'll die I got in my sister's car I got to be quiet this is how you know what separates us from our tax

brackets I got in my sister's car because I'm driving her kids around this weekend and my car's not big enough and um I got in it and it I had to sit in it for a solid like it was an embarrassingly long

amount of time because I did not know how to put it in Drive there's no gear shift I've never been in a car that doesn't have one and this is a GMC it's not even that fancy but that's how poor I

am you guys it was right here the whole time they're on the dash I didn't know that I had no idea that meant reverse it's so weird I feel so stupid all right y'all want to see what I do

when I get bored oh dang check this out that 10 four go ahead and send it oh they m