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Just indigenously got them big old auntie earrings. It is freezing outside. Let me turn on your heated seat for you. You must be chilled to the bone.
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Oh gee, my hair. There we go. One, two, three. Perfect. That was everything's content.
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Everything's content. Not Goodwill thinking a car seat cover is a Halloween costume. [Laughter] I'm just going to scooch in right here if you don't mind.
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I'm trying to be cool, but god damn. Caution. Go ahead and take caution, friends. You got a fork in the road. Watch out.
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Dance, Chad. Hey. Yeah. Just meet me at the, uh, meet me at the, the... Yeah, it's all fun and games until you decide to sell your house and can't remember where you put the original handles.
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Still working the register. Squirty. Who are you? I'm Pam. Who are you? I'm the owner of this house.
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Two-bedroom, 470 a month. [Music] You got to walk a little faster, baby. Hey, now throw it in the parking lot.
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This is gas supposed to help with gas. [Music] I don't give a goddamn how famous I am or whatever. It don't matter to me 'cause I'm about dead anyway. So what I give a [ __ ]? You know it's about to get be some good
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food when they don't know how to spell boy. Trick or treat. No, because it's getting out of hand now. Is anybody worried about their health?
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I, I need some breakfast. So, I could go for the red dye number 40.
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No, I have to go shopping. A recipe for that black woman like that. Huh?
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Huh? [Music] The pumpkin patch has face paint. I thought, "Oh, we'll give him a little surprise unicorn." [Music] [Music] If you see something that doesn't look right, speak to staff or text police 61016.
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We'll sort it. [Music] It doesn't bounce. One by two. 23, 24, 25, 27. My son's school is hella progressive. They have Pa Hontas.
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I'm going to join tripping. I'm overly thinking, right? Well, I got a real plan, right?
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When I signed, I signed my first, when I signed my first deal, I signed the most [ __ ] up deal in the world.
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Don't go, Grandma. You got your... Oh my god, I'm free. When you let the new nurse drive the stretcher, who driving this bus?
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Right. Things my kids do that give me anxiety. Like, why is your laptop on the edge?
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Hey, what time you got closed? Close at 3. About 10 right now. 1, 2, 3.
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[Laughter] Hey, can I see your pumpkin? No, it looks like... What? Let me see it.
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You know what? Got to handle it. Oh my god. What is that? Oh my god. What is that?
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Cybertruck at the post office. Um, send an email. When you're scared of dogs, but the dog just wants to play.
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[Music] Remember, if you're having a bad day today, you can't be having as bad a day as the person that dropped their boiled eggs in this Walmart parking lot.
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I like him. I like that autistic man. And would I be wrong if I asked him at dinner, "Is you autistic?" 'Cause these people asked me if I wanted the lunch portion of fish or if I wanted
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dinner. And this is a lunch. What does the dinner look like? Sir, you better not be dead. Are you? [Music] Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm King Arthur.
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Do you know you have 30 minutes? 30 minutes. 30. Yes. Do you have a straw?
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Oh, okay. Thank you. I asked for an iced coffee and I saw him put the coffee, but then he put a [ __ ] lemon in here.
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[ __ ] Do you need a bowl? Actually, yeah, I probably should get a bowl.
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I'm here behind you. Look behind you. What did they ask? Well, they said the work order was completed. They asked us for feedback.
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It's completed. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Look, look, look, look, look at this.
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Somebody come look at this. Look at this. Somebody come and look at this. Yeah. All these seats.
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I said all these seats and you going to come sit by me. You do know that if you need a break or something. You know, you're in a class and you're frustrated, you need a break.
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Do you know where your break place is? The bathroom. [Music] Why is it so quiet?
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I'm not muting this. POV, you have a black BF with a Hispanic family. Y'all, I walked up on my grandma in the grocery store and look, I told y'all she still writes checks. That's right.
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Plenty more people do. So, what are we going to do? These top three students are going to have to participate in a commander.
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[Applause] Baby, he slept through the whole grocery shopping. Ain't nothing on him, so don't do me. But baby, he slept through the whole thing. You can't tell me I'm not mom as folk.
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Okay. Ain't no me. I just... You feel me? 1 hour and 4 minutes when it jump again.
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Hey. Hey. Stop. You chose the hug and and Joan Shang my pronounce Shanga Kowa.
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So I found this receipt in my husband's car for 18,300 and it's my name is mommy and I'm a cone. I'm going to smile 'cause you like me.
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Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Try moving your mic. All right, hold on. Do it again.
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[Laughter] I can't wait to hear this. I hope I can hear it. I can't.
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[Laughter] Does anyone else look in their rearview mirror to see if the car behind them is going to stop in time or is going to run into them or is it just me?
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Let me see what it is you're drinking. In my head, I'm like, why would somebody steal your car? Whole time the school put that damn boot on somebody's car.
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That's crazy. I'm right next to it for Amber. Did you say Andrew? Amber. Amber. I have been drinking. Okay. See you at the window. Amber.
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Should I tell him or do you guys... Don't move your hand. Or do you guys want to tell him or should I just let him walk out of the woods this way?
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Oh my god, y'all. Look what I just found in my room. I don't know if it's going to bite me.
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Are you alive? I think it's dead. Oh, I'm just trying to take a relaxing [ __ ] at work and I look down. Whose toes are those? Who went free piggy in the stall?
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[Laughter] Not too blue. [Music] Hello. Whoa. [ __ ] You need to quit eating and rub my feet.
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[Music] When you fresh out of jail and then do a DoorDash delivery to the jail.
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Crazy work. Girl, don't do it. It's not worth it. I'm not going to do it. Girl, I was just thinking about it. I'm not going to do it.
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Okay. Regular burger. It looks like a brain. What the [ __ ]? [ __ ] I get to spend the night in the... See my daughter.
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Going upstairs. Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right. When Nana's, uh, claiming someone's Nikes.
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Nana, those are her shoes. She's touching her shoes. Santa what? Just ate your egg. S I don't like that.
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[Music] [Applause] Hank, why would you do that? Hi, I'm Chucky. I'm your friend. Why would you do that?
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[Music] What? Thank you. You're welcome. I love you. Okay, we left a hanger. This hanger was broken and we left it on our cabinet and whenever we came in from the beach this afternoon, this is what we had hanging.
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Royal Caribbean. I asked my mom for tacos, Dean. I didn't think she would give me so many.
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Like it looks like I'm meal prepping for like a whole 3 weeks. If you know, you know. And obviously, I don't know. So, can you guys tell me how we're pronouncing this? If you've ever driven from LA to Vegas, you've seen
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this sign. I don't know how it's pronounced. Please do edit because I already know how it's spelled.
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I didn't know scraping my decal off the back of my window would then leave me with another decal.
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That's the tent right here. And it th... No, come look in that hole right there.
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Right here on the side, Grandma. Right here? Yeah. Can you see me? Yeah. I stopped there.
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Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't, don't move. Don't move. No, no. I'm going to... Wait, wait, no. I'm going to have to just unplug it.
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What? Get up here. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] What are you trying to find?
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Trying to find a macro sandwich. You mean an ice cream sandwich? I, I mean that.
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So my daughter pulled her tooth out tonight. But what if the tooth fairy doesn't have dollar bills tonight?
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Then I'll just tell her to cash at you. Willow. What? Cash at me? Yeah, she don't have cash on her and she has cash in her bank.
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Willow, what? I'm going to purposely give her the wrong receipt to see. Did you see it?
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Can't see it, but I don't. Okay. Thank you. Your ass ain't going nowhere, boy.
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Yeah, that's a good... Hold on, hon.
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Enjoy [Music] [Laughter] the rest of your day. You too. Thank you. Did you see the song?
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to he [ __ ] that [ __ ] up. Oh my god. Stop y'all. Y'all being mean ugly.
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Why it didn't hurt? Yeah. Why? Because at the knee he was prepared. I knew that [Music] [Music] even Damn.
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You can't do that. You can't do that. Um, is this what your dryer does?
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It's an AI um automatic folding dryer. Oh, wow. Yes, ma'am. 3 million. Not 3 million.
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What kind of vehicle do you guys think takes 85 gallons to fill up? Could not imagine paying $300 to fill a vehicle.
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I think you should treat yourselves. I know you were thinking about it and you were like, "I don't know." Do it. Do it.
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Who's going to stop you? Hm. Me? No. You know a man that shit's [ __ ] up.
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Got to love Caesar's Palace. [Laughter] I asked my man, "Did you put the crock pot up last night?" He said, "Of course." Why is the whole [ __ ] crockpot and a cord in the refrigerator?
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Cuz why? Why? You don't see this wire? Why did you see any spots anywhere?
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There's no parking. Yeah. Hate it when there's no parking. Now we What is going on here?
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Uh, I guess they're watering the plants. Well, that's better than something being on fire.
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It's [ __ ] Y'all, this is ridiculous. Take a guess how many cigarettes y'all think this is.
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[ __ ] is filled to the brim. What the [ __ ] is What?
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[Music] No no no no. [Laughter] Are you on? Like for real. What What the [ __ ] are you on? Like what medicine do you take? Cuz it's like really crazy.
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It's grand. This looks a little zesty. You should taste it. It is a little You done? You for real?
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So, get this. I'm at Walmart. Have a bag full of stuff. And the one thing that they put in a case for me to bring and not steal, deodorant.
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Go figure. I didn't cut the package of ravioli all the way far enough down. So now I have a ravioli purse.
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Four cheese ravioli purse. I have purse. [Laughter] [Applause] You can tell I don't be cooking. I'm in here trying to figure out why the grits ain't getting hot. The whole time I done had that burn on. I come back over in
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the kitchen. That son be red as hell. Now we got some action going now.
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Well, now if you buy dots, they're giving out free dots for your pepper. It's actually a pretty good deal cuz I was going to get a leader. Oh my god, they put it right here.
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How you doing? Look at your hair. Wow. What is it? Braids. Is it It's wig. It's wig.
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What's this taco? Try and let's buy. I need Well, this will this count as two eggs? Because it says I need two large eggs. And this came out of this one egg. Um, will this count as 2x or what
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do I do? I'm not sure if I can still do a round off, but in school I used to be really good at it and I want to try.
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This these light fixtures are all custom. The light switches are on dimmer. This is a custom ordered toilet.
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I mean, in the trash can goes with Oh my god. I came to the car wash uh on my break and uh somebody threw away some perfectly good pumpkins in this trash can, so I dug them out. Is that weird? I
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don't care cuz they're really cute and there's nothing wrong with them. Why would they throw these away?
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dinner. I hear somebody saying, "Mom." So, I look back in the quietest voice and this is what I see.
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What happened? How did What happened? I just took my bag and did it. Literally just walked out the barber shop and a lady at the light goes the handsome ones are always gay. And I was like tooken back. I'm like, "Ma'am,
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I'm not gay." And she goes, "Mhm." And zooms off. Hello. That's what holds you in.
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Oh [ __ ] Junior, help me fool. God damn real. [Music] Oh my Oh my goodness. Oh [ __ ] I'd really love to know how it is like I'm supposed to get out of this bathroom right?
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How to How does this work? So I have to straddle the toilet. to open the door. Look at that. That's insane.
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You is kind. You are smart. You is important. Bye. I love you, girl. That's my baby.
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Wait until I kiss her on the mouth in front of all appears tomorrow. here and right here.
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[Music] [Music] I'm like, "Oh my god, some things in life are good." At least look at this room.
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Finally, 18 years later. Thank you. had a root canal and I have been drinking this drink like I'm almost done and I was in public. I'm ready.
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W's in the shot. W's in the shot. This is my alter ego. When he grew up, he started working with his father, but later he left.
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and began traveling around the USA. He was greatly impressed by the scenes of the working slaves and royal.
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He worked as a postman. So, check this out. There's a dog food scooper. And there's my wife's wallet.
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Get out. That's my question. What the hell? Should we be helping this? You're [ __ ] You're kidding me. She's my daughter. She's not a She's a lady.
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UPS has multiple She's not going to be a truck driver. I didn't say that's a good job.
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Have you ever been here before? Has dad ever been here before? What? We got married here.
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Dad, you got married here. I was on my way to the gym this morning and I've seen this lay in the road. So, I picked it up and put it in Jamie's car. And then when I got back home from
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the gym, I brought it in the house like, "Who the [ __ ] helmet is this in your car, Jamie?" And she just about Go get the dog.
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Get the dog. Who's this time? What are you doing? I'm making my money. Babe, what?
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That's cheating. I'm not cheating. That's cheating. [Music] Oh, I know. I'm at Popeye's. Tell me what the [ __ ] y'all see wrong here. I don't know if y'all see it, girl, but I see it. Hey, y'all got trash
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spelled like T R H SS. It's not how you spell it. Fix that [ __ ] Oh my god.
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[Music] Oh, you broke my pig. Yeah, that got me a bird. Where is it? Ring doorbell. He ain't got no money, but Joey's got a package coming.
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[Music] I apologize. I see it's from Teimu. So sorry. [Applause] All righty. Dodge motor.
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[Music] [Applause] [Music] make it anymore. I need my need my sustenance. What did you make?
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I didn't make anything. Oh, with your candle. Yeah, the thing looks awesome. I was think that's all right.
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Babe stop. God damn it. [ __ ] go ahead. I'm If I'm washing clothes and I see that my neighbor has clothes in the dryer that just finished and a [ __ ] bag there.
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Um why would I throw all their stuff on the floor? H cuz I want to get smacked. H.
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Hey guys, so my mom really wanted to wear waterproof pants. So now obviously there's going to be no other scenario where we can really put him to the chest.
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Three, two, one. Oh my gosh. You're such a Somebody tore up the Roku remote. I can't decide if it was him, her, or him.
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Cooper, you want to tell me who tore up the remote? Can you tell me?
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I've been doing football games all wrong. This is legit. [Applause] Okay. My boyfriend taking photos of me.
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Uhhuh. Very nice. Uhhuh. And then that's not bad. Army hearty. Let the duck cross. Go on, babies.
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Oh my gosh. Go, go, go, go. This has never happened to me before. Look at them all.
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Oh my gosh. You're so cute. Yay, guys. Good job. Y'all, my sister said she was making a sweet potato casserole. So, she made a pie and flipped it.
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She basically just cooked the sweet potato pie and and and turned it over into a bigger pan.
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Sweet potato casserole. Everybody, dinner's ready. Yeah. Where's the rest of the rice? Listen, you don't want to eat rice.
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That's so rude. [Music] Gee, this the wrong This the wrong side. He supposed to be rooting for orange.
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This the wrong side. Your cousin is losing and you over there partying with the ops.
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You at least let me know when I'm getting close to a Okay. Keep going. All right. You're like six inches from crack.
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I don't think so. Okay, I'm going to cross the roads. Phase one done completed.
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What you eating? That's fish. Yeah. That fish going to come alive in your mouth when you swallow in your stomach and then it's going to create baby fishes in your stomach when you eat it.
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I'm just playing. I'm just playing. I'm just playing. Okay. Eat it. I'm just playing.
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Mom is just playing. You said my outfit look like what? A gender reveal. A gender reveal. What do we even know about a gender reveal? Like how does this look like a gender reveal? Like what?
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I look like a gentleman. Well, how about how about how how about we general reveal on these site words and see what we about to get. How about that? All right.
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Those are you. So, I'm at the McDonald's drive-thru, and is that supposed to be like actively leaking? I mean, there's like algae and like mold and an active water leak. And I mean, we're preparing food in here.
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Like, I don't feel like that's supposed to be happening. Can somebody let me know?
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Welcome back, [ __ ] Girl, why the [ __ ] is your doors unlocked?
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I didn't [ __ ] even know it was unlocked. Welcome back, Co. Yeah, we should go get a honey bar.
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Get a honey barbecue chicken. Get a honey barbecue chicken. [ __ ] bro. A honey barbecue chicken crisper chicken.
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A honey barbecue chicken strip sandwich. Yay. Let's go. Can you say that again? I'm sorry.
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Okay, hold on. Let me get my bre. Okay. So, we got no spice, no Sprite, no lemonade, no Fanta, no Frosty, no chili, no spicy chicken, no spicy nuggets, no sweet and sour, no barbecue.
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No barbecue. Why y'all open? I don't know. I've been trying to figure that out all morning.
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You have a good day, man. Why when y'all do mukbangs, y'all be eating like this?
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Just eat regular. Like why are you doing too much? Like you do not eat like that, [ __ ] Eat regular. [ __ ] [Music] pulled over cuz it's very girl.
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But it ain't just Kylie. Yeah, I need to stop. What are you looking at?
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Not my problem. Good boy, buddy. Three more programs yet today. We did not see all the birds fly.
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Thank you. Appreciate it. Donation, buddy. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Finish, buddy.
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I ain't going to [ __ ] Grab it, black. Ain't no way. Ain't no way, man. I ain't I'm so scared. I can't give a I don't believe that real. That's a real deal.
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That Tik Tok. You going to win, boy. You put that on Tik Tok. Unbelievable in Mississippi. No man, that Tik Tok man 50,000.
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Hey, Coach Black, I don't play with deals. That [ __ ] get the kicking. I'm kicking back. I'm let you We want banana bread, not pumpkin bread.
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This is hilarious. Oats and bananas. Hey, are you busy? I was just putting the clothes away. It looks like the toilet's been smoking or something. I've never seen it before. I don't know.
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I just used it not too long ago, but I want this one. Get it.
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It's smoking. You guys look so scared. Yeah, they're in the bathroom. Wash my hands.
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What is happening? This is You guys have to take you. Whose dog is that?
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Whose dog is that? Try puppy. Wait a [ __ ] second. Wait a [ __ ] second. Hold on. Did you make us watch this on purpose?
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[Music] Wait, what the hell? Yo, what the [ __ ] We have to watch that again. Don't look at your brother. Okay, so I went to go get my nails done today at the only place I could afford in town
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and I just had the weirdest experience. Like I know the girl said it was her first day and she's young and usually age doesn't really matter to me, but I just felt like she was rushing through the whole thing. Um, and then like she
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even stopped in the middle of doing my toes to do her toes. Like she didn't even finish.
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The conversation was good. I mean, I guess I'd go back. N out of 10.
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So, I just picked up my Instaart order and I'm like, "Okay, she left a receipt in here whole time." This is the receipt.
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A whole Y'all, this is crazy. A whole list of recall notices. Like, this don't make no sense at all. [ __ ] This don't make no sense.
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There's a whole another roll of receipt paper. This bag is 50 cents cuz it's smaller than this bag. Yes, sir.
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So, that bag is a dollar. We pay more for this one. Yes. So, the this bag is $1 cuz it's bigger than this bag.
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Yes, sir. That's crazy. 50 cents. You are. You want to get that one? Why you pick this one?
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I can get that. I'm not tripping. But it's the same. All these are the same size.
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Same size. Okay. Say this one is same size as this one. How? That's the same a small bag of chips.
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Which one you wanted? The Dorito. Okay, I guess he really wanted the red one.
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Gang whole lot gang [ __ ] Red Jeep Grand Cherokee 50 Plymouth at Southbound atfield uh lasting approximately 1620.
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Bro, I'm about to blow your city, bro. [Music] [Laughter] She's actually laying there. [Laughter] All because I couldn't control my temper.
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Couldn't control your temper? I couldn't control my temper. And you don't think that maybe you should be explaining how I might have made the wrong decision today?
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I didn't get any nuggets. I didn't get any nuggets. Y'all, look. And I'm not jogging cuz I just got a cry.
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Mayo. She got mayo instead of nuggets. Mommy, I'm hungry. You're going to have to wait. I'm not going to stop anywhere. But mommy, my tummyy's rumbling.
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Have you ate the fries? She ate the apples. Did you get anything out of the ordinary?
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I just got my burger and my apples and stuff. I actually got my burger.
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I got may not. Is it real? What if I pick it up and then like a spider?
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No. No. If it was a spider, it would have like But it's so strategically placed.
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No, bro. Like, should I trust it? Trust it, bro. We can buy something now.
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It's fake. I knew it. I knew it wasn't real. You got pranked. Do the stupid emoji.
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Should I put it back? Yeah, put it back. Put it back. Dude, I actually thought that was real, Danielle.
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Oh my god. Okay, look at this. I'm about to hit a dog. Oh my god.
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Look at this. Oh my god. He knows better. He's the head runner. Oh my god.
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You better be shaving yourself. Oh my god. Bullet. You going to get hit, you big dummy.
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He know what he doing. He know. And I mean they chasing the little ones.
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He's teaching the little ones bad habit. Oh, look at them all in the rear room.
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Oh my god. I feel like I ran them over. Oh my god. I might have ran over one.
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Oh, they stopped. [Music] I voted. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, wait. What the [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] It's not doing nothing. It's a dad.
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Oh my god. Did you feel anything? You getting kidnapped, bro. Not stopping nobody. Oh my god.
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Did you feel anything? It feel like a little pinch, but like really? That's crazy. My little pinch.
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That [ __ ] sounds more scarier than it actually is. It's just a deter mark or nothing.
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No. All right, we got to do it on you now. Hey Mr. I was just using this jelly from my parents fridge and I was like, I don't know, it looks a little weird to me. It looks like really dark. Um, and I'm
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like, let me check the expiration date. 2013. That's more than 10 years old. And that's more than 10 years expired.
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I think your dad found that in the back of the the cabinet and he thought it was an extra one.
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No, there's no excuse for that. That's awardw winning right there. You think it's still good?
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Uh, yeah. 2013. Uh, that's a little old. But you said you think it's still good.
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Yeah, it's probably still good. Bro, when we was in school, bro, folks used to hold the pencil all kind of crazy ways, bro. Normal people held the pencil like this. These was the ones that was a little weird, but they was
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kind of cool. They was a little normal. But these people right here, geniuses. Geniuses, bro. I'm talking about genius writing like this in class. I'm looking like, "How are you writing like this?" It was always that one dude in the class
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that wrote with his hand like this. And these is the [ __ ] you had to stay away from, bro. The people that wrote with a closed fist cut, they could not be trusted with anything, dog. I'm telling you, bro. They were the menacers
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of the school, bro. I'm telling you. [Music] Put that tourniquet on and it's done.
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It is not that serious. You're being Mom, you me up. Oh my gosh. Alexa, it's going to take a minute.
Speaker A
[Music] Just take a deep breath. I did. Like, did I? Okay, it's fine. Okay, you got I'm just looking. I'm just Can you pump it?
Speaker A
Are you ready? No. No. Okay, I'm going to have to do it. I'm just going to have to do it. Okay.
Speaker A
You're going to be fine. I promise. I cannot believe your feet. You're going to be just fine.
Speaker A
That dramatic leg. You're going to be okay. I promise. So, I've just come in to the porch to find a£5 note posted through the letter box. No envelope, no nothing. I'm thinking, who on earth has posted £5 through the letter box?
Speaker A
Then I took the dog for a walk up the lane before it got dark.
Speaker A
I have to laugh. Jasper did some Halloween crafts yesterday. So he's put the p the pictures in the window. The pictures actually fell down with this sign. If I scared you, please leave £5.
Speaker A
I can't go for this kid. [Music] screaming from the bathroom. I wonder what it could be.
Speaker A
I wonder what the screaming could be. Oh my god. [Music] Yeah. [Music] Meow. Hey, you can't come inside looking like that.
Speaker A
Dude, what were you doing? H What were you doing? playing in the mud. Yeah.
Speaker A
No, it's [ __ ] illegal. Like, it's not good. It's not illegal. I would call it illegal.
Speaker A
Oh, it's like a $400 fine. You're going to get a $400 fine. Who are they going to?
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. He is not [ __ ] around. I thought you were about to get mauled right now.
Speaker A
No, thanks for warning me. I did. I was the one who warned you. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Rafa Max Rafford. See you papa. I see that. yellow. Are you ready? Yeah. I like to be in the be with you.
Speaker A
I like to be in the bio, Mommy. I like to be in the B.
Speaker A
I'm scared. Mom, I'm laughing. I love you, too. I'm scared. [Music] Did I not peel it all the way?
Speaker A
Yeah. [Music] Mom, we're making dad for breakfast. Yeah. Okay, Mom. Mom, I love you for cooking.
Speaker A
I like cooking. Yeah. Mhm. I like them. Okay, you got it. That was scary.
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