Speaker A
Shall I set this down someplace? No, Rose, go to the corner and open a stand.
A compilation of Dorothy's most sarcastic and witty lines from The Golden Girls, showcasing her sharp humor and iconic personality.
Key Takeaways
- Dorothy is known for her sharp sarcasm and quick wit.
- Her humor often serves as a grounding force among the group.
- The compilation highlights the timeless nature of her sarcastic lines.
- Dorothy's interactions reveal both humor and depth in her character.
- The video appeals to fans of The Golden Girls who appreciate Dorothy's iconic personality.
What the video covers
- Features Dorothy's sarcastic and witty remarks from various episodes of The Golden Girls.
- Highlights Dorothy's interactions with Rose, Blanche, Sophia, and other characters.
- Showcases Dorothy's dry humor in everyday situations, including family dynamics and social commentary.
- Includes memorable one-liners about relationships, aging, and personal struggles.
- Demonstrates Dorothy's role as the sarcastic, grounded voice among her friends.
- Captures the essence of the show's humor through Dorothy's sharp comebacks.
- Reflects on Dorothy's intelligence and quick wit in handling awkward or humorous moments.
- Includes scenes involving Dorothy's family, friends, and humorous misunderstandings.
- Portrays Dorothy’s sarcastic perspective on topics like love, work, and social expectations.
- A tribute to Dorothy’s iconic character and her contribution to the show's lasting popularity.
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Speaker A
I feel better just lying here. The ride in the car could only make me feel worse.
Speaker A
She's right, Dorothy. Sometimes just lying motionless is the best thing a person can do.
Speaker A
That didn't sound right when you said it on our honeymoon, and it doesn't sound right now.
Speaker A
Rose, I have read every want ad in the paper. Mine is not here. Are you sure you dropped it off at the newspaper office?
Speaker A
Dorothy, you told me exactly what you wanted me to do a dozen times. Any idiot could have done it.
Speaker A
I know, honey, but you were the only one going down, dear. How am I supposed to study for my French final with a 14-year-old in the house?
Speaker A
It's hard enough with an 80-year-old. Are you referring to me? Of course not, Ma.
Speaker A
I'm referring to Cary Grant. He's living in the broom closet. One thing I know for sure, I have not lost my hourglass figure.
Speaker A
And it looks like somebody poured about 90 minutes of extra sand in the glass.
Speaker A
He just flew in from Minneapolis. Minneapolis, Minnesota? No, Rose, Minneapolis, France. Oh, I'm from Minnesota.
Speaker A
I'm from Minnesota too. Then you just moved to France. Welcome to my life. It's nice meeting you, Ted, but I have to go to work.
Speaker A
Oh, what do you do? She's Gary Hart's campaign manager. It doesn't pay much, but you don't have to get out of bed to do it.
Speaker A
This is what you've been doing for the past 45 minutes? Aha, isn't he cute? I call him Scotty.
Speaker A
Now you can call him garbage. Hey, there's nothing wrong with my taste. You've seen that ring that I picked out for Dorothy.
Speaker A
Actually, he was going for a bracelet, but the mechanical claw grabbed the ring. Honey, look at what you're wearing. You can't go like that.
Speaker A
I think the funeral home has someone who handles that, Blanche, but thank you for caring.
Speaker A
Dorothy, should I get Sophia a glass of water? No, Rose, you should sit here and watch her hack herself to death.
Speaker A
Are you sure? Get the water. Dorothy, I have a confession to make. I slipped through the cracks of the St. Olive school system.
Speaker A
That's very hard to believe. I've seen you almost complete a TV Guide crossword puzzle.
Speaker A
What has become of chivalry? When men used to open doors for you, pull out your chair, tip their hat, kiss your hand, help you down out of your carriage, leave calling cards in little silver salvers.
Speaker A
So how far back do you want to go, Blanche? I mean, do you still want to be able to vote?
Speaker A
Dorothy, our director said to prepare for our roles we must become cats. That's why I've been playing with your ball of yarn, and Blanche has been making those high-pitched screeching sounds in her room at night.
Speaker A
You've been practicing for this part for a lifetime, haven't you? You're little Dorothy Petrillo.
Speaker A
That's right. You haven't changed a bit. Same gorgeous smile, pretty eyes, beautiful figure, long golden blonde hair.
Speaker A
You have cataracts, don't you, Mr. Weinstein? You know, this must be my lucky day.
Speaker A
I usually end up sitting next to a fat, sweaty man who insists on taking his shirt off.
Speaker A
What kept you? I'm panting, Dorothy. Is the UPS man wearing his tight overalls again?
Speaker A
Woo, it is really coming down. What's coming down? The Liberace marquee at Caesar's Palace.
Speaker A
Now, look here, now you be Frank, I'll be you, okay? Why, Frank, you know I've been thinking. This is the third Saturday in our relationship, and I don't even know what you like to eat.
Speaker A
Why don't you come over for dinner this Saturday night and let me find out what whets your appetite?
Speaker A
And what are you serving for dessert, Blanche? Penicillin? Rose, we don't necessarily get the parents we want. We get the ones we're dealt.
Speaker A
You know who my fantasy parents were? Who, Blanche? Masters and Johnson? Girls, is this dress me?
Speaker A
It's too tight, it's too short, and it shows too much cleavage for a woman your age.
Speaker A
Yes, Blanche, it's you.
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