Speaker A
[Music] We were [Music] Nevera, no, no. Oh, also important fact: today is the first day of Ramadan. Now tell me, happy Ramadan, whatever the English equivalent of what you're supposed to say, happy holiday. It's not a holiday. I don't remember holidays being fasting for 30 days. Happy snake spirits, true, happy day. Anyways, Jesus Christ. Okay, continue your conversation then. I'll just—it's time. No, you can start. You can start. Go eat some pork. Wait, no. Yes. [ __ ] That's the opposite of religious practice. Not by the Mexicans. I know that shit's delicious. Okay, is it D and D time? NE, are you ready? I've been ready. I've been waiting for you guys. You gotta—you gotta start or else I'm going to start going off on unnecessary tangents about how we actually all evolve from reptilian races. Stop. Well then, quiet down, children. H. Okay, so on the last session, which is session 45, today we're doing session 45, right? No, this is session 46. I haven't done the recap for session 45 yet. Last session you guys pretty much chilled, um, went to get ice cream, did a little bit of stuff, got a little bit of cool things, and afterwards, um, went back to talk with the Lord of Sneeze Beed, and he did not seem very happy, and he sort of began to escort you, uh, to the boat. Um, it seems like the situation in Snee has become a little bit more chaotic, and [Music] um, that was really that sort of a session. Uh, yeah, and that's pretty much where we ended off. Um, currently you guys find yourself sort of walking off on the side of, uh, the palace being escorted by the Lord himself, and, um, you'll find that he has a little personal, personal, personal, uh, little dock area for his own ships, and it was a very nice looking, not a very large ship, but it's very neat size. It's not a freaking class—I don't remember—little, little speedboat-esque ship, um, with a very luxurious sheen to it. Um, you'll see a couple people waiting on you guys, um, already in the ship, and, uh, yeah, I'm just going to drop you off there. You guys are currently on a dock, and, uh, there's really not much going on here. It's a very isolated area. Um, you see a couple of, uh, people sort of running around in sailor suits but pretty much doing their jobs, but that's pretty much about it. Uh, NE, yeah, what is—Hello? Uh, I, I just, I have a question. What is your question? Can you kindly remind me? Because I remember we were told someone else is hopping on the boat with us. Yes, those were the—if you'll notice, um, what's his name? What was his name? Oh no, I never told you his name. Okay, yeah, it was the Jeweler. That was supposed to look at, uh, Shin's little pearl—not little pear, relatively pearl—um, orb, not pearl. Yeah, the Jeweler, he's on the ship already. He's waiting on two other individuals. Uh, besides him, there's another individual at the home, and then there are you guys on the dock, and we're currently accompanied by the Lord, right? Pretty much. Okay, you guys do whatever you want. I'm still trying to recall the things I need to do, so, um, we're in the middle of boarding right now, aren't we? Currently on the dock, but, uh, pretty much, yeah. I'm assuming everyone's gathered up, everyone ready to go? I think so. Mm. All right, I miss him when we're all boarding then. All right. As you get on the boat, it's really nothing, really much of a house. Um, you'll watch as, uh, a bald-looking man sort of walks up to you. He seems to be the Jeweler that the board had suggested you get, or of that Fu message. Okay, so he walks up to you, uh, well, he walks up to the Lord first and generally says his greetings and introduces himself as Famon, and as sort of he does this, he gives a little curtsy, bow to the group, and says, "So this is the unold coin. Let's see. It's very much a pleasure to meet all of you." Pleasure to meet you. Um, your name is—name is Damon the Jeweler. Appreciate it. Um, would you mind if I took you aside just to—using my nasally voice—[ __ ] me. Uh, mind if I just take you aside to, uh, get you a look at, get the, uh, this gem I have real quick? Yeah, sure thing. Um, we can go over here. He sort of hops, skips, and walks away, uh, towards the other end of the ship. This ship isn't really—isn't that big. Um, there is a—there's the poop deck and there's the, uh, low deck, pretty much separating the two. Um, you want to go—does he on him? No, he doesn't seem like he does, but then again, a lot of things don't seem like they do. Okay, SH's not going to go below deck, just gonna follow Jeweler over and pull the, uh, gemstone out, and they can start getting working on that while the rest of the group gets situated. [Music] As to the rest of you, you'll watch as a relatively all-looking orcish woman starts walking up to you guys, a green skin, large tusk, wearing what appears to be a tri-corner hat and, uh, sailor's uniform. Um, she introduces herself to you guys, the Lord, and says, "Hello, my, my name is Amanda. I should meet you. I'll be escorting you from Sneeze Weed all the way up to Aore. It is a pleasure to meet you." It's a pleasure to meet you too, Amanda. It's a pleasure, and, and I—and I do like a bow. D SES the other room, uh, DUS will give her a polite nod, and as well, uh, I'm sorry, guys, after match spoke, can you, uh, give me a quick summary? Because I was having a conversation with my mom about waking her up at 3:00 a.m. Well, the, the, yeah, the thing DUS pretty much sneezed and then made like a small nod to the captain. BL, you dusk was my husband from the other room. It wasn't even me. Remember that? The dust has two pairs of lungs. That's true. [Laughter] Which one comes out? DUS has nothing to do with lungs, so unless DUS has two noses, then sure. Seaside hay fever. Anyway, um, I will reach out and shake this Amanda's hand. She'll take off her hat and shake her hand. Well met. Uh, grasp. I'm Kamar, by the way. Okay, I noticed we never give our names to anyone. We just learn their names and move on with our lives. I was getting to that point before I got interrupted, but I mean, I would have said myself. What's your name? Torah? Yeah. [ __ ] How tired are you? I'm not tired. You're tired. Okay, you introduce yourselves, your names gladly. M Torah, M Kamar looks over to the rest of you, will begrudgingly say her name to the captain. Don't mean to offend you. You don't have to say it. Don't want to say it. DUS will reach out to him to take—this is the captain. I'm sorry, I didn't hear. Yeah. Okay, uh, he'll reach out to shake the captain's hand and introduce himself, and that's—that's Captain. Pleasure to meet you as well. All righty. That—can I make an observation? Just, um, besides, um, is it like a captain's apparel or is it like a pirate, like a pirate theme apparel? Just overall, like, like any, like, knickknacks that they have on their person. Would you have met any pirates in your life? I, I don't think so, but just want to, regardless, could you describe like what type of apparel they're wearing? Just there, got like a little more details. Well, uh, as I said before, they're wearing a tri-corner hat. Um, they're wearing a sailor's uniform. Uh, not wearing the classic long coat. Um, more of a simple, uh, tunic with the sash over the waistline with relatively, uh, some heavy-duty pants. Uh, you'll will notice that she is also not wielding but holstering a, um, swashbuckler on her waist and, uh, what appears to be a musket-type pistol on her other side. Um, she has these sailor tattoos like sort of plastered all over her arms, uh, her neck. Um, you'll notice that on her right tusk is sort of like this golden, um, uh, it's like a piercing but through the tusk, which probably isn't the most, um, sane idea, but you know, if it looks cool, it looks cool. Um, and yeah, she's not really wearing like, uh, the whole classic pirate outfit. This is more of a very simple sailor, um, attire, um, with a little bit more of, um, not luxurious but more uniformity to it. Um, you're thinking more Navy-esque, uh, rather than rogue independent privateer. Uh, how official does this ship look? Let's see. Give me an insight check, 17. This looks to be [Music] the ship itself is definitely official. Um, you've never seen this type of ship before. No Sals. This ship seems to run on purely what appears to be, um, this almost—











