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This is the Unstable SMP, the world's largest Minecraft server. Over the years, many have tried to rule this world. But out of the hundreds of thousands of players online every day, only three have succeeded.
Spoke documents a large-scale Minecraft cold war on the Unstable SMP, as rulers of the Overworld, Nether and End clash over territory, travel routes and alliances.
Key Takeaways
- Minecraft server stories can be produced as cinematic, multi-chapter wars with emotional and narrative stakes.
- Power on the Unstable SMP is divided across dimensions, making travel routes and control of portals strategically critical.
- Military action, diplomacy and trade are intertwined, with negotiations often failing into open conflict.
- The narrative relies on dramatic framing, such as betrayal, ambushes and propaganda, to maintain viewer engagement.
What the video covers
- Introduces the Unstable SMP and its three self-declared rulers: Sapparata (Overworld), Clownpierce (Nether), and the narrator (End).
- The narrator launches a conquest of the Overworld, using End technology to teleport an army to the Farlands and looting resources before attacking.
- The Farlands battle is won after breaching a wall, and the defeated opponent is trapped underground.
- Clownpierce's forces retaliate with an ambush at the End portal, leading to a chaotic retreat and regearing at the armory.
- The conflict escalates into a broader war across the server, with negotiations over the End's use of the Nether for travel.
- The narrator's faction pursues trade for resources such as shulker shells and turtle-related potion materials, visiting other civilizations.
- A subplot follows visits to farms and a ruined city, where the narrator frames rival players as manipulators of the people below.
- The video is structured as serialized in-game storytelling with dramatic narration, battles, diplomacy and alliance-building.
Chapters
- 00:00Introduction to the Unstable SMP and its rulers
- 00:10Farlands conquest and battle
- 00:40Aftermath and preparations
- 00:54Clownpierce's ambush at the End portal
- 01:20Negotiations and tensions escalate
- 01:40Trading, farms and resource acquisition
- 02:10Visiting the ruined city and alliances
- 03:00Ending and closing reflections
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Sapparata, the king of the overworld. Clownpierce, the king of the Nether. and I, King of the End. Each of us rules our dimensions separately, but in the history of the Unstable SMP, no player has ever ruled all three dimensions.
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Sapparata, the king of the overworld. Clownpierce, the king of the Nether. And I, King of the End. Each of us rules our dimensions separately, but in the history of the Unstable SMP, no player has ever ruled all three dimensions.
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searching and looting every last resource until we were ready for war. This is it. Behind those walls, it's the last of what we'll need. And after that, why don't we pay Saps and Clown a little visit?
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And I plan to be the first that unites them all. I started my conquest by using the N's technology to teleport my army to the first target in the overworld, the Farlands. A place known for its plentiful riches. And we spent days searching and looting every last resource until we were ready for war.
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Clear out from under. This battle is over. With the wall breached, my opponents were quickly overwhelmed until their strongest warrior was banned.
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This is it. Behind those walls, it's the last of what we'll need. And after that, why don't we pay Saps and Clown a little visit?
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You aren't just fighting me. You started a whole war against the entire server. Is that so?
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As expected, the players defending the kingdom were well geared. They had rail cannons, volleys of arrows, and enough players to slow us down. But my army was bigger.
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What is up everybody? What is up? We did it. All of the null are here. We got the decorations up. Oh, everybody is ready, guys. The feast will begin shortly.
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Null. Null. Begin the charge. I need every last null to push the wall. Clear out from under. This battle is over.
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What's up? We did it. The Farlands war is over. And you guys did a you guys did a great job with this place. But yeah, Wimu, we don't have to worry about him anymore. He's uh he's actually trapped himself in the
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With the wall breached, my opponents were quickly overwhelmed until their strongest warrior was banned. It was a brutal battle, but the Farlands were finally mine.
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Make sure to block off any way for him to get back to the surface. So, that Woo problem done, dealt with. And not only have we conquered the Farlands, but I got myself two maces. Look at this. Too
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Spoke. You aren't just fighting Wimu. You aren't just fighting me. You started a whole war against the entire server. Is that so?
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Hello spoke clown pierce. I I'd say it's good to see you, but never bore a very good liar.
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But if Wimu can't kill you, then I will. Emma, this story will end when I rule all of Unstable.
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Well, your men aren't very hard to track. After I received word that you've been using my dimension to travel around dimension, clown, listen, I don't know if you're aware of who we are, but your dimension is the way we travel. That's
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What is up, everybody? What is up? We did it. All of the null are here. We got the decorations up. Oh, everybody is ready, guys. The feast will begin shortly.
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I'm afraid this is not an issue that you can trade your way out of.
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Where's the commander? I need to tell him the new, the good news. The new news. Commander.
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Yes. Very impressive. Very impressive. Well, if you want negotiations, how about this? You stop using my dimension for travel and that's the end of it.
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What's up? We did it. The Farlands war is over. And you guys did a, you guys did a great job with this place. But yeah, Wimu, we don't have to worry about him anymore. He's, uh, he's actually trapped himself in the underworld.
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unimpressive hands. If this is your answer, then uh I take a moment to say goodbye.
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So, listen, I sent, uh, I sent some null soldiers into the Nether. Make sure to block off any way for him to get back to the surface. So, that Woo problem, done, dealt with.
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Everyone get out of your seats. Everyone, keep a close eye. Maybe on the exit. I don't want to just appear for no reason. There has to be something else.
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And not only have we conquered the Farlands, but I got myself two maces. Look at this. Too good. I don't know how to use these things, but look at that. That should be them.
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No. NO. WHERE YOUR ATTACK? CLOWN'S HERE. CLOWN'S army is here. Oh no. Gather around. Gather around here. Here. Gather to the tables. Go. Get your potions ready. Get your armor, weapons, everything ready. No, we're not ready for a battle. We're not ready for a
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Hello, Spoke. Clownpierce. I'd say it's good to see you, but I've never been a very good liar.
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from all sides. They're attacking from all sides. No. Try to fight back. Try to fight back with whatever you got.
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What? How? How did you find this place? What? What? What? Why are you even here?
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Oh, do not let him escape. Watch out. NO. WATCH OUT. NO. They're You know what? No, that's it. Head to the center. Head retreat to the end portal.
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Well, your men aren't very hard to track. After I received word that you've been using my dimension to travel around dimensions, Clown, listen, I don't know if you're aware of who we are, but your dimension is the way we travel. That's, uh, that's just a common thing.
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No. Come on. Come on. Come on. Get in. Get in. Oh, the null. To the center. To the center. Escape.
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So, if you're here to negotiate, then, I mean, Commander, we can bring whatever we need.
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There we go. There we go. There's water. Yeah. Keep the water down. Keep the water down. Everyone, let's head to the center portal. Let's go. Just head inside. Head inside. Head inside. There we go. There we go. There we go. Yeah.
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I'm afraid this is not an issue that you can trade your way out of.
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Come on. Get through. Get through. Get through. Come on. I don't need saving. I don't need saving. Please get through the portal.
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Clown, whatever reason you have to be here, if it's not to negotiate, if it's nothing actually of importance, then I suggest you turn around and walk back through that portal. You're interrupting a celebration of a war we just won.
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Quickly. Amazing. Don't worry about me. Yeah. Come on. Come on. There we go. It should be all of them.
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Yes. Very impressive. Very impressive. Well, if you want negotiations, how about this? You stop using my dimension for travel, and that's the end of it.
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The Null Empire. Any right. We just showed we could spoke. This isn't the last time you're going to deal with this. You should have known better than the mess of clown.
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Man, he doesn't know, does he? As the emperor of the End, I'm going to give you one last chance to turn back, Clown, and maybe we can end this on neutral terms. An impressive weapon, sadly found itself in rather unimpressive hands. If this is your answer, then, uh, I take a moment to say goodbye.
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helmets. All right, we got to get regeared. Where's the commander? Thank you. All right, everyone. Everyone, head to the armory. Get some new armor. Repair your weapons. Find everyone else. I I can't believe that just happened.
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What is he talking about? I don't know. Commander, check the outside. Gather the null scouts. We can continue the party once we figure out what he's up to.
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Commander. Commander. Commander. Commander. Commander. Commander. What even happened? We got attacked. We got ambushed. I should I should I should have saw this coming. I knew I knew they were going to cause problems. I just didn't know how
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Everyone get out of your seats. Everyone, keep a close eye, maybe on the exit. I don't want to just appear for no reason. There has to be something else.
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Commander, take Let's get further in prison. The rest of you head to the armory immediately.
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Look around. Look around. Is there anything out of the ordinary? Anything. Guys, keep looking. Keep looking.
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What do we do, spoke? What does this mean for the null? How do we fight back from this?
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No. NO. WHERE'S YOUR ATTACK? CLOWN'S HERE. CLOWN'S army is here. Oh no.
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My bad. My bad. Get a doll on this immediately. Listen, Commander, without the Nether portals, our best weapon is the wither cannon. But if we're trying to go to war against the Nether Kingdom, it's pointless. The wither cannon doesn't
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Gather around. Gather around here. Here. Gather to the tables. Go. Get your potions ready. Get your armor, weapons, everything ready. No, we're not ready for a battle. We're not ready for a battle. Everyone head to the exit. We can regroup outside.
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It's all his now. It's your You're pacing. I sure we can we can do that.
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No. No, they have us surrounded. They have us surrounded. No, they have us fully surrounded. Stay in your ground. Stay in your ground.
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This is an arms race. Commander Clown has shown that he can successfully he can almost perfectly coordinate Netherportal ambushes and additionally use it to bomb bases. It's a they've already mastered its utility.
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No. Listen, listen, listen, listen. We might be, we're sandwiched from all sides. They're attacking from all sides. No. Try to fight back. Try to fight back with whatever you've got.
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Spoke. If that's the case, we still have this. The book I stole from the underworld, all of those weapons, we still have them. You're right. But I mean, even with that, Commander, I'd like to think we have the advantage here, that we have
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Do not let Spoke leave alive. There he is. He's right there. Is he bombing the city?
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other supplies you deem necessary to take back our base. I'll meet you there. Much better. Okay, everyone's all regeared. Perfect.
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Oh, do not let him escape. Watch out. NO. WATCH OUT. NO. They're, you know what? No, that's it. Head to the center. Head, retreat to the End portal.
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Of course. Of course. Of course. That should be all you need. Much better. There's a major problem going through this portal. You're just going to spawn in this in the same base Cloud has taken from us, right? All of the null.
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Don't let them retreat. We have to go. We have to go to the center. To the center, everyone go. Go. Go.
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Yeah. Right. Yeah. And I can guarantee that clown's army is definitely smart enough to trap it. That's Look, Commander, this can be surprising, but I think that's all right. The reason why I had you bring me invisibility is because I
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No. Come on. Come on. Come on. Get in. Get in. Oh, the null. To the center. To the center. Escape.
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had set their spawn points at and break it. bringing you guys back to spawn and you can just kill Cinderest. I guess it seems like a much easier battle than Clown.
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Inside. Inside. Inside. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
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Sleep in it? Look, there's a reason I gave you some pistons. That bed is special. We've been doing some experiments and we've made a bed that you can move with pistons.
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No. We have to head down. We have to head down. There we go. There we go. There's water. Yeah. Keep the water down. Keep the water down.
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You understand? All you need to do is get to our bed, distract the guards, and push our bed over to the zip. And once it's ready, just pull that fishing rod, and we'll know to come through.
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Everyone, let's head to the center portal. Let's go. Just head inside. Head inside. Head inside. There we go. There we go. There we go. Yeah. Yeah.
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I guess you know we're we're getting there. Slow baby steps. Baby steps. Right. Right. Right. All right, commander. I think I get it. I think I got the plan. But I need to make sure all of Null is ready for combat when I
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Come on. Come on. We need all the null through. All the null through the portal. Don't worry. I see. Make sure all of you guys get through safely.
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Goodbye. I'm muted. I don't see any name tags actually around me. My bed is still here.
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Come on. Get through. Get through. Get through. Come on. I don't need saving. I don't need saving. Please get through the portal.
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Yeah, there's people. There is people. Run my right by. There we go. Of course, the clown soldiers are going through all my chests, dude.
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Everyone through the portal. Everyone through the portal. I need everyone through. Go, go, go, go. Yes. Quickly. Quickly.
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Luckily, it looks like my particles are blending in with Oh, no. Okay, not the invis ones, but it looks like my particles are slightly blending in with his because of the mining fatigue.
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Amazing. Don't worry about me. Yeah. Come on. Come on. There we go. It should be all of them.
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Here go. That was not an exit. Okay, that's fine. It's perfectly fine. We'll go out this way. Oh my city.
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What makes you think the Nether Kingdom has any right to invade a base of the End Empire?
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I don't know if I got spotted there. I think I'm just going to have to run for it. I want to make sure I get cover before I go out.
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The Null Empire. Any right? We just showed we could. Spoke. This isn't the last time you're going to deal with this. You should have known better than to mess with Clown.
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this player has his back turn, I'm going to make a run for it. Get within the rest of the houses. There we go. I still There's still no signs of the of the bed. This is honestly a a
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I guess we'll see.
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Can't go through the center. That's probably the worst spot to go through. Let's go up this way. on top of these roofs. Surely that means close to something, right? There's more players over this way.
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No, guys. Are we good? Okay, we've ended up in the End prison. That's okay. We can just bypass the people. But are you guys all right? Oh, you're missing armor. We're missing helmets. All right, we've got to get regeared.
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That has to be it. It's the only house with all of the clown soldiers are guarding this one house, but has to be inside of it. Let me get a better better look from one of the roofs.
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Where's the commander? Thank you. All right, everyone. Everyone, head to the armory. Get some new armor. Repair your weapons. Find everyone else.
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Boost myself up. Okay, cuz surely it h it has to be inside of here. Maybe I can make some sort of distraction cuz I have to be able to get inside and, you know, get inside. Well, I do have a very loud and
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I can't believe that just happened. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. We just finished one war. We can't just walk right into another.
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Just happened again. Yeah, I mean I'm going to have to distract him somehow. Maybe we take a little little page from Weboo's book.
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Commander. Commander. Commander. Commander. Commander. Commander. What even happened?
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That's right. I think I'm sending most of the soldiers away. Let's drop down. We're inside the roof now. There's still one more player.
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We got attacked. We got ambushed. I should have seen this coming. I knew they were going to cause problems. I just didn't know how much of a problem he was going to be. I didn't realize that our Nether portal tech was going to be stolen.
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Okay, here's what I'm thinking. This is the last resort option. I'm gonna have to drop I think I'm gonna have to drop my good friend Raphael.
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Commander, take, let's get further in prison. The rest of you, head to the armory immediately.
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There's the bed. It's right below me now. Okay, what I'm thinking is I'm going to have to get my inventory ready.
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I guess I didn't expect our Nether portal technologies to be stolen. The same technology that we used to win the Farlands war, and now it's being used against us.
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See if they gave me enough resources. Still going to have to or I'm still I'm going to have to make some more space in my inventory. Yeah, we only need two.
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What do we do, Spoke? What does this mean for the null? How do we fight back from this?
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See if this even works. Commander, if this doesn't work, I don't even know what to say.
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I mean, our strongest weapon without the Nether portals is the wither cannon, but Commander, you need to get this elevator fixed down here.
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Only have 5 minutes. Going to have to do that. Oh, yeah. I'm a That That's pretty normal.
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My bad. My bad. Get a dole on this immediately.
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Okay. Boom. Okay. I'm going to keep a block here for me then. Grab some more breeze rods so I can get back up. This should work. All right, here we go.
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Listen, Commander, without the Nether portals, our best weapon is the wither cannon. But if we're trying to go to war against the Nether Kingdom, it's pointless. The wither cannon doesn't work in the Nether. We have no weapons to fight this. And Clown has successfully taken
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All right. Is that Is that moving? I'm out of invisibility, so might as well put on my armor. The bed should be safe. I I don't even know how or why it moves. We'll ask the commander, I guess, when I next see
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him. For now, though, I uh got a salmon to save. That didn't work. See you guys.
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Like I was never ever here. Perfect. All right, we saved we saved the null.
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Amazing. It's up up there in that beautiful beautiful flying machine. I'm thinking I I follow it from down here and maybe I just try to find like the perfect spot.
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Wait, is the bed even up there? All right. Yeah, there it is. When you're too far away, you can't even tell that there's a bed up there. Like here, just check this out.
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See, look at that. beds in Minecraft uh like to go invisible when far away. So, honestly, that should be good. No one will it won't draw any attention. But, all right. I guess now I I look for a
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new spot to set up camp. Yep. Still is moving. This far out in the server is actually kind of peaceful, surprisingly. You'd be surprised how much land is actually untouched once you go like 50,000 blocks away. It's okay. I
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don't know. I'm thinking more of like a maybe like a jungle area. Oh no.
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Well, I don't know why I'm saying oh no. It's like bandits. Where's the bed? Okay. I don't think they've seen it. Do I just face them myself?
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Guess so. Oh, hello. I reach. I I see a rich. You drop us your netherite. Everything you have bandits, right? Seven of us.
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I miss you. I miss seeing you guys. I miss having the the good old experience of the overworld. Classic. Classic. Oh, what do you guys want? Good old bandits.
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You Yes. Yes. Oh, you're rich netherite. Enchant netherite. Enchanted netherite weapons. Oh, of course. The whole the whole load.
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I can actually get you guys a whole lot more than just one set of Netherite. How does that sound? That sound amazing.
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Perfect. Yes. All right, let's get to it then. Probably should have warned them of the fall. All right. Well, let's get to business.
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All right. Now, I'll let you have the rest of them. What is this magic?
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You want a netherite, right? You want a netherite. All right. Yeah. Now, just take care of them. There's bandits.
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Nice. Nice. Nice. Perfect. And there goes their leader. All right. Well done, everyone. That was quick.
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That was easy. Where's the rest of everyone? Oh my god, the bed is still going. All right, guys. Great work.
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Great. Great work. Get everyone else down here. All right. No more knowledge should go through go through the portal until we stop the bed. Can we make a safe landing uh safe landing stone stone below?
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I got an idea. It's going to be a little little annoying. Enough blocks on me.
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I should be able to stop it from here. Dang, already ran out. Hey, look at that.
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And just like that. All right. Uh, let's get some water down for them, shall we?
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without a village. Obviously, all the villagers are dead. Honestly, this is a pretty good sign that we're far enough away. It's probably a good spot to make a base.
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What do you guys think? Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Someone bring me the commander. All right, commander. We might be too far away to reach any of our wither cannons, but that's not how we're going to take back our base. I mean, besides,
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we're not trying to we're not trying to blow it up. What we need is a new weapon. One that doesn't blow up stuff.
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One that we can use for precise attacks, but we need a safe, secure area to build it. We're still near spawn and I'm not trying to go hundreds of thousands of blocks away from our base. I want to
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make sure we're still in range. So, this uh I need you guys to make me a perimeter. A new one.
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So, doesn't look like much of a base right now, but we can try our best.
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Yeah. See what See what you guys can do. You still have a beacon, right? That might help us out. I actually Wait a minute.
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I do. I do. I still have it from the Farlands. Okay, here. Take this.
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Thank you. All right, we will use that. And yeah, a little a little haste beacon.
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You know, we can probably get like a, you know, maybe like a full chunk even an 8 by8 like, you know, nothing nothing too crazy.
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All right. No, you heard him. Great work, guys. Great work. Wow, this is insane. I I don't know what to say.
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No, lots of space to start trying some new machines. Follow me. Hopefully enough space to win an arms race.
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I would hope so. I'd hope so, too. I mean, this is spend all this resources making a pretty floor but I'm more interested in these machines.
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So, what do we got over here? So, so we've been prototyping, combining our Pearl orbital technology and the technology we destroyed in the Farlands.
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And all found a way to replicate it. We just combined it. Whoa. So, what entirely does it do then?
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What is a pearl? I'm assuming it's some has something to do with the orbital strike cannon.
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I call this the orbital automatic pearl launching contraption. All right. Yeah. So, the the Pearl machine, it um No.
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What is it doing? Orbital automatic pearl launching contraption. That is the name. Commander, I amum, look, it's a start.
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I'm I guess I'm more curious in seeing what it actually does. Well, I prepared the first round of prototypes for you. Only pull these if you're in a sticky situation. They were not easy to make, but perfect.
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So each one of these rods when I pull it, it will call down an army in front of me. Is that so?
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It will. And this is just the first machine. We need to make more. If we're going to win an arms race, we need to fill this whole perimeter with machines like this. And the only way we can do
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that is by finding more resources. We're almost outspoke. Then find more. We still clown hasn't fully pushed us out of the overworld yet. We still have the colonies, the cities, the civilizations of the overworld to barter with. Or if they
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refuse, we take their items by force. It's dire times, commander. I we can't we can't be patient with these players.
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We need to obtain the resources and do it fast. I need you to send out a squad around this area. Find every possible colony for us to trade with. And only then we'll finally have what it takes to win
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this race and take back our base. Come on. All right, guys. Move out of the way. Guys, move out of the way. He's almost there. He's almost to the end.
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Come on. We're so close. There's going to be this about to be a new record.
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Come on. Come on. Come on. You're so close. Yes. Yay. You did it. You did it. You did it.
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All right. Now, let's see how far I can climb. Back up. Back up. Everyone.
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Everyone. Ready? Oh, no. Oh, no. No. No. Disaster is struck. All right. Come on.
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Okay. I give up on the wall climbing. All right. To the other side. GO. GO.
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GO GO. What are we doing here? Oh, I see you're boosting the team morale.
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So, you uh get any saves or have you just been doing nothing this whole time?
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Uh, I did find Oh, you found some civilizations. Oh, seven. Seven. Wow. How many fish did you find? One, I I don't have more. I only have one fish. I only have one. I only have one.
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I only have one. Nod. Anyways, Commander, you said you found seven civilizations. Yep. Seven cives. Four of them have nothing. Nothing valuable but players.
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But, you know, we grabbed them. They're on their way here. I think I have everything I need. If anything goes wrong out there, I know what to do. I would be cautious, spoke.
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We really don't know how much of a lead the Nether Kingdom has on us.
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Are you suggesting that these civilizations are allied with him? Maybe, but I've had a bad feeling since we've returned.
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It's no secret that the overworld has changed, and it's no coincidence that there is now a power that competes with us. So, all I ask of you is to choose our battles wisely.
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All right, guys. Yeah, I mean, I I only brought I only needed two of you guys. Plan is simple.
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We go inside, get some resources with our Shulker Shell Monopoly, and then we head out.
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And if anything goes wrong, I pull this little John. I have I actually have four of them. So, we could actually have four inc incidents incidences before something goes wrong.
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No signs of players yet. If we get ambushed by clown out here, I mean, we we know what to do.
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It's the first sign. Wow. Hey, everyone. What are we fishing today? We're getting some good loot. Oh, look at that. They all got turtle helmets. used to have one of those.
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Oh, wow. Look at that. Where is the leader? Do we all just run around with turtle helmets and fishing rod people?
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Yo, chill. Don't do that. I don't think you want me to use mine. All right. Hey, is this the turtle king or what?
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Oh, yeah. What? You like my civ? It's nice and turtly around here. W turtles.
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Oh, let's go. We got like a mirror below. Wait, is it? It's Oh my god, it is a mirror. Look at that.
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This is impressive technology. Good work, turtle. Turtle people. You know, you could just call me Sheldon.
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I will happily call you Sheldon. Sheldon. Yes. On behalf of the End Empire, I am I am here to negotiate and trade.
Speaker A
Okay, but wait, have you heard there's 350 species of turtles? Did you know that UKDWP CQOS?
Speaker A
That's a very long username. That's very hard. You know, Sheldon is much easier. Well, I think UKD WDPQos should be very proud of your name, right buddy?
Speaker A
Yeah, easy. I I guess. Yeah. I mean, I like my Sheldon, but sure. All right. We come here for one item. I understand you guys are the number one producer of Turtle Master, a potion that can make me and my other friends
Speaker A
um immortal. Immortal. Is that so? For 45 seconds. I wouldn't I wouldn't say immortal. You know, turtles aren't immortal. They only live for like up to 120 years.
Speaker A
120 years is quite a long time. It is. They'll outlive you and I. Nah, it's like 500 shorter than me. But anyways, okay. Awesome. I um look, the end empire is we're we're a big manufacturer for end shulker shells,
Speaker A
but we we don't just give we just we don't just go around giving it out for free. It's a very rare commodity. So I and I will admit that's true.
Speaker A
I'm so glad we're on the same page. You up 4P 5Q B U GXR zero JB. Don't you agree that these people are so kind?
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So, I'm willing to give you two shulker shells for a turtle master.
Speaker A
Um I don't know. I think I mean you offer a good deal. I will admit, you know, turtles always do return back home, but I don't think I'm okay with that.
Speaker A
Okay. Let's make that Let's make that four shells. Four shells for a turtle turtle master. All right. Here we go.
Speaker A
Drop it behind me. You drop it. You drop yours right there. Yeah. So, about that. I can't really do that. I'm sorry.
Speaker A
You know, turtles are really antisocial creatures. They only interact whenever they're I'll give you a stack of sher shells.
Speaker A
I'll give you a sh I'll give you a stack of shulker shells. You've convinced me.
Speaker A
All right. I am feeling generous today. That's That's an awesome deal. I will admit, but I I I Yeah. A stack a whole stack of Shulker shells.
Speaker A
Yeah. You agree? Yeah. All right. Here is the stack of Shulker shells, guys. What? Okay. Stack of Shulker. Stop.
Speaker A
Stop. No. No. That's their way of saying hi. THAT'S A WAY OF SAYING HI. STOP.
Speaker A
OKAY. WO. WO. NO. NO. NO. Please calm down. This is their way of saying hi.
Speaker A
You're a stranger today. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. Okay. Well, that's not very kind. That's not really nice of you to say. You know, they're they all gathered around just for you, spoke. I don't think you're being very nice, right? Helen, they have
Speaker A
be these fishing rods. I can't see anything. This is really That's just how it is. I'm really sorry to hear that. You have to talk.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay, guys. Please. This is so scary. I don't know. Okay. Listen. I'm going to drop you the shelter shells now.
Speaker A
Oh, no. No. No. It's okay. What do you mean it's okay? There's the sher off for you.
Speaker A
Your offer is great. Your offer is great, but I I just I have some bigger fish to fry. You might say I have bigger clientele.
Speaker A
Who is bigger than me? I mean, I I really don't think Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Let's calm down. You know, let's calm deep breath. You know, some turtles can breathe out of their butts.
Speaker A
I'm not doing that. Okay. I just just had to let you know. You know, just in case. You can never be too sure.
Speaker A
Four stacks of shulker shells right there. And if anyone takes it, I'm going to start killing them.
Speaker A
I No. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. Whoa. Please calm down on my citizens. They didn't do anything. They're just messing around.
Speaker A
I'm missing the sacs. I'm missing your shells. Who has There we go. There we go.
Speaker A
I don't know. Listen. Let's start from the beginning. I'm listening. I understand you guys. You You produce the most amount of turtle master potions on the entire server. Are you not able to give a single one in exchange for any? No.
Speaker A
No. I'm very I'm stacked. You know, there's a lot of things are going on in the server nowadays. I hear there's terrible things. It's really I'm sorry, spoke. I would love to help you, but I just not right now.
Speaker A
Turtles have their eardrums flat against That's okay. I'm going to take a look around if that's all right. Um Yeah. Yeah. It's It's beautiful here.
Speaker A
Take your time. All right. Well, thank you so much. I'm so glad that went so well.
Speaker A
Nice to meet you. Of course. Nice to nice to meet you. Other room. No. other room. This way.
Speaker A
What do they got here? Wow, they're broke. I feel like every civilization does this where they they put stacks upon stacks of large chests and they're all empty. That's not the case for us. All of our double chests
Speaker A
are completely full. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, you hold on to the shelker shells. I have a different idea.
Speaker A
Oh, looks like I got a little crowd. It's okay, guys. I'm investigating your Yeah, we're going to I have an idea.
Speaker A
Look at that. Don't worry, guys. I'm just I I I I'm bought it with the correct uh transformation of vendor pearl currencies. It's this is what we use to trade in the end. Is that fair? Your rod broke. Go get a new one. Hey, I I I I
Speaker A
kind of look just like you guys. Look at that. We're turtle friends now. Turtle friends unite. Turtle. Yo, no. Get the armor on right this instant. No. Get the armor on. Right in here. Right in here, guys. Oh, you guys shouldn't have given
Speaker A
me a rod. All right. Where is the Oh, wow. You guys look great. Oh, yeah. All right, everyone group together. Turtle group hug. Turtle group hug. No splash invisibility dispersed.
Speaker A
Hey hell. I don't know where the other guy went, but it's just you and me now. That's what it's looking like. All right, let's go. I got to figure out what why in the world the largest turtle civilization on
Speaker A
the server is unwilling to give us a single turtle master. It makes zero sense to me. Makes zero sense to you.
Speaker A
No. Who's this? Oh, well, well, well. You found us. No one else is following this. All right.
Speaker A
I just got two different answers. I'm going to hope for the best. Listen, worst case scenario, we take two turtles for ourselves. Is that agreed?
Speaker A
Whoa. Where are we? Oh. Oh. Oh, look at that. Okay, we just need two of these guys. Two of these guys. All right, get to business. No, stop playing with that. You guys figure out how to steal these turtles. Wait,
Speaker A
what if we just steal two eggs? All right, go in and steal two eggs. All right, wait, maybe I can steal the eggs.
Speaker A
I I like doing the important stuff. Here, take the cod instead. That's your guys's job.
Speaker A
All right, let's get right in there. Let's go. See, they're not going to notice. We only need two, right? Nah, we can take some more.
Speaker A
Excuse me, buddy. Get out of the way. There we go. These are pretty rare items on the server if you guys are not already a Whoa. What are they doing?
Speaker A
Okay, this might only be one of their many farms, but if anything, do they have any skew? What we're after, right?
Speaker A
They have four. Yo, take that. Pocket that. All right, perfect. Let's go. We don't got time. We don't got time. We got to run, run, run.
Speaker A
Listen, plan is simple. We got the eggs. We got what we need. Let's go. Let's go.
Speaker A
Let's go. I didn't have to use a single rod. Let's go. Fishing rod. Oh, Sheldon, it's been a while.
Speaker A
Hello. Hey, Blaze. Oh, you know, it's been pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love turtles. You know that.
Speaker A
But I'm not I'm not here to talk about turtles. The Nether doesn't run on turtle time. I'm ready to get this deal done shutting. I I understand that, but it's a really big order to fulfill. You can't expect me to have it ready
Speaker A
already. Why would you make a deal? You You weren't going to have ready. I It will be ready. It'll be ready soon.
Speaker A
I promise it'll be ready soon. Just come back tomorrow. Okay. I promise. Just Just give me some time. Yeah.
Speaker A
Oh my goodness. I'm sorry. I know it's hard. It's It's There's You know, turtles take so long.
Speaker A
They can only nest where they're born. It's It's hard. Okay. I don't I don't care about what the turtles can or cannot do. If it isn't finished by tomorrow, I'll be back. And you know, there will be consequences.
Speaker A
I'll have it ready by then. It better be. Yo, wait. What? What is Does that guy have an egg? Hey. Hey.
Speaker A
Oh my god. My invisibility is gone. Nol retreat. I can't take that. What do you mean I can't take that? You could HAVE TRADED ME, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO TRADE WITH the Nether Kingdom.
Speaker A
No, you don't understand. You I said I would trade with you. No, you didn't. You declined.
Speaker A
I said later. You're going to support the Nether Kingdom over that. This is a mistake.
Speaker A
This is a mistake. They didn't take my egg. That's it. No. No. Is it time? Is it time? Do I rip this?
Speaker A
Hey, get back here. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Do I rip this? I need that. I'm ripping it. I'm so sorry. I need these turtles more than you do.
Speaker A
Stop ripping. No, you don't. These are my turtles. I got them myself. I There we go.
Speaker A
Um. Uh. What is that? I need I don't know what you're trying to do right now, but I need that turtle egg back.
Speaker A
I'm sure I need it more than you. Hold on. Maybe it just messed up. What?
Speaker A
Actually, what was that? I This is the end of turtle. Please, please just give it back. We can be Please just give it back.
Speaker A
I'm so confused. Where's the army? Please get another There's another one. There's just another one. I just give there is a bigger problem at hand.
Speaker A
Spoke. Spoke. I need that egg. Spoke. One last time. It's not yours. It doesn't belong to you. You know, turtles take so long to nest.
Speaker A
You turtles take up to 20 years to lay eggs. I teleporting naked spoke. No. What are you guys? How is this a feature? What are you going to spoke?
Speaker A
Please. I need children. Sheldon. We have to I I don't even know. I don't What does this one do?
Speaker A
Whatever, bro. Let's call in the rest of the the single nulls. Spoke, please. Just give it back. We don't have to do this.
Speaker A
Oh, there we go. Oh, there we go. Sheldon, come on. This way. This way. We can avoid a lot more a lot more casualties if we uh if we just go about this the right way. All right.
Speaker A
Great work, N. Lean this all up for me. Why did it not work the the the three other times? Oh my goodness, dude. Who is still hitting me?
Speaker A
Oh, that's it, bro. About to seek vengeance now. This feels really wrong to Oh. Oh, let's get out of this armor, bro.
Speaker A
There we go. There we go. I'm sorry. I guess this is the grand end of the turtle empire. What are we doing? Wow.
Speaker A
This is This could have been a lot easier. Well, gather the null. Bring their leader. We have We have enough turtles to make our own farm. I I simply just I I can't be bothered to stay any longer. All right. Null. Bring back
Speaker A
Sheldon to the base. I will meet the rest of you guys there. I have a few strong words to give to the uh the commander about this uh this tech.
Speaker A
All right, squad. Let's uh let's move out back to the perimeter. All right. I think just over this uh this cliff here, we're going to we're going to have our base.
Speaker A
I just don't understand why you would take all the turtles. Why would you kill my people? Did they did not deserve this?
Speaker A
Sheldon, look down there. Yeah. You see the the the beautiful machinery, the beautiful innovations. I mean, I don't think this is beautiful.
Speaker A
Well, it's not that beautiful yet because I don't think it's ever going to be beautiful.
Speaker A
Well, that's just dark. You know what you're doing to them doing to Okay, children. I think we just have to go down and you'll have to see for yourself. So, all right. Take this.
Speaker A
Okay. And I don't see how this would make me feel better. End of pearl down.
Speaker A
Okay. Oh, no. No, no. All right. It looks like he lives. Yo, what is You could have killed me. I could have died. I was five seconds away from the ground. What is wrong with you, children? We don't got a staircase. Low
Speaker A
key. Ender pearls. It's our It's our best way of maneuvering. You know, we're out.
Speaker A
We're the end dimension. What if we We're the end dimension. We're the We're We are the end dimension.
Speaker A
Anything. Oh, Commander, you got turtles. This isn't okay. Why would you do this? Why would They're alive and breathing in this.
Speaker A
I told you we'd recreate the farms. You see this? This is inhumane. What is this?
Speaker A
All right, let's let the commander explain. Look, they're they're freerange turtles. They do the wrong thing. Commander, wait. What is this microphone? By the way, I'm I'm fully lost right now. Wait, talk again.
Speaker A
Hello. Oh, you changed your voice changer. Is this really important right now? This my normal voice, bro.
Speaker A
I feel like this is bigger fish to fry. Sheldon, is is is this guy's voice different?
Speaker A
Speak up. Hello. Hello Sheldon. I prefer just Sheldon. Thank you. All right. Commander, we will work on your voice changer later. I I did not realize we were in the mood to change matter. That doesn't matter. There's turtles here. They're not free range.
Speaker A
This isn't free arrange. You have them in a box. This is a box that you have inside of box.
Speaker A
It's a pretty big box. There's no water. There's a sand. This doesn't count. How about that? Is that Is that Is that better?
Speaker A
You your fish. Your your There's a baby turtle. Don't. It is so small, bro.
Speaker A
Yeah. Commander, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Why would you like fireworks?
Speaker A
You know they know. Why would you do that? You know, what is that doing, bro?
Speaker A
It's a baby. It's a baby doll. I heard you wanted some friends, so I I tried to make one like me that can be your friend.
Speaker A
Which null told you I needed friends? Uh, that's kind of sad. R E O T J D K F E W N.
Speaker A
This is not to you. This is not a friend. Spoke. Hello. Hello. I got a new friend.
Speaker A
Oh, no. Commander, no. I don't I don't like this. I don't like this. Commander, I have your friend.
Speaker A
I kind of like this one. This all was made in like a laboratory or something, bro.
Speaker A
Hey, leave him alone. Yeah. What is this command do? See, you can't even take care of your own people. How do I expect you to take care of turtles?
Speaker A
I told him for you. Don't you like him? Wait, what does it do? It actually does it just command. I don't like this at all.
Speaker A
Back away from me. Yo. Have you ever met a null that can break the sound barrier?
Speaker A
No. This is not This is not okay. What? What are you doing, bro? What is wrong with this?
Speaker A
Put it out of its misery. That is not misery. No, she was made for you. He was literally made for you.
Speaker A
All right, let's discuss the turtle in the room then. What? Commander, which null told you to make turtle farms? I mean, I like it. This is nice, but like I don't like it. This is humane. This is immoral.
Speaker A
There's a reason we made these turtle farms. There is a reason. Oh, there there actually is a reason.
Speaker A
I'm down here. Okay. Look, you gave me this book and you told me to build farm cement. We've used it once on Wemu. And you know, it's kind of hard to find mobs around here.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's kind of hard. And you know, with these turtles, we can just breed them and it goes right over the cap. So, I've started working on our next machine.
Speaker A
Okay. It's It's just a prototype, but I'm excited. New machine. That's kind of big. Okay, Sheldon. You know what?
Speaker A
Here's like You probably got some water and sand. Like, give these guys a better home. I think they uh you seem to know what they want better than me. I think they want fireworks, but No, I don't. Stop. Stop. How it is.
Speaker A
Oh, it's not happy. Stop. Stop. Stop. You're going to kill it. You're going to kill it. You're going to kill it.
Speaker A
You're No. No. What? I didn't realize the wind charges would hurt. you. Why would you do that for everyone?
Speaker A
You got this. All right, Sheldon. All right. Well, we'll see you later. I don't like you.
Speaker A
All right, commander. New weapon. The I mean, if it's a weapon from that book, I'm I'm excited. I'm You have piqu my interest. Look, the weapons in this book, they're useful, but I mean, they just all require mobs. And I'm working
Speaker A
on how to get mobs, but I think these were built before the mob cap was ever a problem.
Speaker A
Really? Okay. Well, let's just see it then. You said you had a prototype. Let's see what this weapon's all about.
Speaker A
I think if you grabbed any other book, it probably would have been a lot more useful. But you know what?
Speaker A
I grabbed what I could, commander. I grabbed what I could. Spoke. This is the beginnings of our next invention.
Speaker A
Okay. Based on a concept in this book, this cannon can shoot mobs. Okay. Anywhere you want.
Speaker A
It can shoot any mob. So, it can shoot uh where did I Okay, we're I'm going to have to go back for Raphael. But it So, it can shoot any mob. It can shoot like my fish. It can shoot the It can shoot
Speaker A
the I guess turtles. You see, I built it next to a uh deep dark, but it appears that uh it's kind of hard to get wardens to spawn.
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah. So, you know what? For now, we have turtles. Oh, god, dude. Okay. Let's just see. All right. I guess we we we can replace it with any mob in the future. Let's just see if this works. All right. You got
Speaker A
the How do I activate it? Look, this is the mob orbital ark one. All right. Do I just just rip it?
Speaker A
Whoa, whoa, whoa. It took me a while to make that. It's loaded with 100 turtles.
Speaker A
I know. Very menacing, but Oh, I'm sure Sheldon could give some good thoughts on it.
Speaker A
Look, you show it to Sheldon. I'm going to make sure everything goes right. All right. Here. Uh, let's rip it on shelling. Let's see if this works.
Speaker A
Element of surprise, if you will. Okay, we've taken one of the leaders of a civilization. We have a weapon using their prized mobs. And yeah, I seems good to me.
Speaker A
All right, Sheldon, you said you wanted turtles. Um, not from you. I think my turtles would be fine if they were left with me.
Speaker A
All right. Well, hey, I so happy. You You like one happy turtle. Here's 100 happy turtles.
Speaker A
What does that even mean? You can't just make a 100 turtles appear from thin air.
Speaker A
What is What is wrong with you? What just happened? You just killed a turtle. You know how hard it is to get those? Do you see the babies? They're still babies. Do you see how long it takes them to mature?
Speaker A
I'm going to be honest. I thought it was going to be 100 turtles and I did not know it was going to instantly die.
Speaker A
You were going to kill 100 turtles. Your fish is over there by the way.
Speaker A
Where did the rest of the turtles go? I'm crashing out on Commander if I I No way bro.
Speaker A
You're crashing out. Sheldon, just stay just stay right there. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, commander.
Speaker A
Yeah, what a nice use of resources. Where is he? Yeah. Hey, hey, bud. Hey. Hey.
Speaker A
What in the world are you doing? Did Did you get me turtles, commander? First, you give me a ender pearl. You give me a ender pearl, orbital strike, whatever you call it, rod to activate that stupid machine you
Speaker A
made over there. Yeah, it it teleported one naked null. One naked null each. Just And then the final one finally worked. But I can't be relying on that.
Speaker A
We're at war. Like we're not at official war. We're more like um I I don't know what to call it. It's like we're at a standstill right now. Listen, we are on the verge of war with the Nether Kingdom. They have taken our
Speaker A
technology. They have taken our capital and this is the weapons we're going to be using to fight back. Look, I can I'm trying my best. At least you got a turtle. And like maybe this thing just doesn't work with turtles. Like they do
Speaker A
not talk about the turtle orbital in the book. Look, I'm trying my best. The model P is no longer here with us. So, I'm trying to make machines that will help us win this war. But that was just
Speaker A
Mark 1. I'll improve it. Next time the 100 turtles will come through and it's going to scare off Clown Pierce himself.
Speaker A
Yeah, we need something to scare off Clown Pierce. We need something better than this. We are not ready for war. I can try my best. I can try my best to negotiate with other colonies. Whenever colonies are left, he
Speaker A
I don't know. Something's weird about about Spawn in general. The players that are left alive, the only potential allies we have left, it's I don't know.
Speaker A
Something's off. I don't know. Man, I just don't see a I I don't see a world where I mean, okay, maybe if we get like the mob cannon going with like actual, you know, competent mobs. Like maybe something that's like hostile,
Speaker A
that might be a good step in the right direction. I mean, you guys found a shulker. Like realistically, that would work.
Speaker A
Bro, shulkers are blocked. You can't even stack them. Wait, guys. What is going on over here?
Speaker A
Yo, we good guys? What's up? Where you saw? What's going on? I think clown is close.
Speaker A
What do you mean clown is close? What? Which direction? Where do you see them?
Speaker A
This is the scouting group. If he finds this place, it's over. And soldiers in the area. We don't have enough time to cover up. We don't have enough time to cover up the machines. We don't We can't get Can't lose
Speaker A
everything. Okay. Did you guys get spotted? Are we good? Did they see you guys?
Speaker A
No. Who is in? Come on. Give it to me. We can't. Okay. You guys didn't get spotted, but they're Look, they're a few thousand blocks away and they're heading right here.
Speaker A
Okay. Um, shoot. Commander, you know what we have to do, right? You know what we have to do, right?
Speaker A
Gather the begin the protocol. We need this. We need to cover this place. Do we even have enough blocks? Like it's either that or we have to leave every We can't leave everything behind.
Speaker A
Smoke. We don't have time. We need to evacuate the null. Take what we can and get out. Like what are we doing?
Speaker A
Commander, this is our I'm not losing everything again. Get the null up there. Start now.
Speaker A
All right. Fine. Null with me. That actually worked. I think I don't think any clown soldiers got down here.
Speaker A
And uh the only broken machine is is yours. You know what? Later, but spoke. Clown soldiers aren't gone.
Speaker A
What do you mean? They're they're still close. They must know we're around here somewhere.
Speaker A
I knew the cover wasn't going to be perfect. Shoot. Okay. All it takes is one misplaced block and then they'll mine down and see what what is below them.
Speaker A
Okay. Someone has to get them out of here. I think I have to be the one to do it.
Speaker A
Are you serious? Put that whole cover on so you didn't get caught. They're not going to run after just like a couple like lone null.
Speaker A
Put together a small squad for me. I'm going to shift over to the wall over here and we're going to create a distraction if they think someone find me so sneak free.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Commander, just gather a squad for me. All right. Okay, this this has to work.
Speaker A
We shouldn't be too far away from the surface. All right. And like I said, just act as if we have been traveling all this time. All right. Maybe we should even shift. Yeah, let's all sneak. I don't see any name tags at the
Speaker A
moment, but you never know with these guys. They've been training for who knows how long. And the fact that they they were able to notice something off.
Speaker A
I mean, that's just a sign of how how keen they are. Shoot. May maybe I should even lower my voice. I'm kind of I'm kind of nervous now. I mean, we didn't mind this far for for nothing. Okay,
Speaker A
we've hit dirt. I we must have hit like a a hill or mountain or something. I've been digging up for a good bit now.
Speaker A
Okay, a little risky with the name tag, but I think I'll allow it now that we're on the surface. All right, guys. Let's immediately start heading in one direction. All right, let's head this way. We got to act as if we've been just
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traveling this entire time and we didn't just mind. Make sure to Someone block off the hole, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, you go do it, Za.
Speaker A
Okay. No, I see them down by the water. Just act as if we're heading in like a straight direction. We don't see them.
Speaker A
Do not Whatever Whatever you do, do not look directly at them. Not until I tell you to.
Speaker A
All right, guys. Where do we think we should Where should the new null base be? Where should the new camps be? I mean, we've been traveling on foot for quite a minute now, guys, haven't we?
Speaker A
Wait, I don't see them anymore. Do you guys see them? Go on F5. Just keep uh keep looking forwards. I also have to be careful. I If I suddenly change my tone, it's not because I am weird. Okay, keep walking forwards.
Speaker A
There is a portal directly behind us where they last were. But I understand I don't think that portal was initially there. Yeah, keep keep walking around whims like with whimsy.
Speaker A
I mean that only means one thing and it does not mean that they have uh they have left us might only be the beginning.
Speaker A
Make this jump or else you'll die. Great. By the way, there's a village. Let's how why don't we loot it up? And I got to say there's a lot of Nether portals around. I mean, I would never want to,
Speaker A
you know, like I know there's quite a lot of players in the Nether. Would be wrong for us to intrude, wouldn't it be?
Speaker A
All right. How about this? Let's uh here, let's make a watchtowwer. How about that? A watchtowwer to see the best direction to go in. So, here, how about we go up on this nice hill and we see we use our eyes. We are
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pox in the wild. Yeah, build up, guys. Oh, yeah. You love watchtowwers. That's great, bro. Listen, this is not high enough. I'm going to be so for real.
Speaker A
Let's keep going. Scared of heights. I think there's a little bit more to be afraid of right now. Okay. Are the rest almost up? All right, listen. I don't even know if that was a good excuse. I don't even know how
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much they can hear of us. I don't know if they can hear us right now. I I'm frankly a little scared. I mean, we're successful in distracting them from the plot. That's for sure. But we have a new
Speaker A
problem on our hands. We are being stalked. Pretty obviously stalked. But if they want to play tic-tac-toe, you're Did I really This is the null I bring on this mission. You understand what is at stake? Every machine that we have designed in the
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past the past while can easily be destroyed. All of it gone. The Nether Kingdom can't know what we are doing.
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Look, this is not great. It might just look like the four of us against who knows how many clown soldiers have gathered on the other side. We can only guess by the amount of portals that have been following us. It's kind of like
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what you guys did to me not too long ago. And if you guys remember, were you part of those missions? No. Do you ever stop talking? Which null put this sign down? I am so serious when I say this.
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We have this problem to worry about. I can't worry about some nulls saying some stupid stuff. What you guys playing tic-tac-toe right now?
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We're I'm batting. No, but they didn't mean it. You understand that we are probably days away from an allout war against the Nether Kingdom. A kingdom that has been in power for who knows how long. Way longer than we have been around. And I
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don't know how much progress, how much innovation they have done in that time. More portals have been spawning around us. I think we got to get on the move. I have a new idea, right? We've successfully brought them away from the
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plot. Yes, that's sure. We did it. But now we we have to somehow get out of this and get back to the plot without them seeing us. We're just going to have to keep going forwards. I have an idea.
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Your game's over. We're heading down. Me down. All right. From the gist of it, I really do think that the proper next step to make our I got to wait for my silly soldiers. Well, only it looks like we
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got to keep moving. So, uh, let's make some boats and let's get straight to it.
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I don't even know if our I don't even know if my backup plan's going to work.
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All right. Yeah, great great work, guys. All right, let's head to our new base.
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This way. Onwards. here. Head a head a little to our right. Feel like if we're in the middle of the ocean, we should be in the here. Listen.
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All right. I It's very obvious at this point that they are preparing an ambush.
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But we do have a counter. If we successfully lure them out of their portals, we should be able to use the rod in my inventory, call in backup, and maybe then I'll have a chance at surviving. But first, we we can't have
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them suspect anything. Just follow what I say and we should be good. It's already night time, guys. How about this? How about we make a How about we set up camp right around here?
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Yeah, right around here. Let's dig into this uh dig into this wall. Doesn't have to be a big entrance. Just a 2 by two and then make a room inside. All right.
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And look at that. We already have a already more Nether portals out here. So many travelers in in the area.
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Yeah, it's the best we're going to get, guys. Come on. All right, guys. Listen. Here. You know what? I'll indulge in some tic-tac-toe. How about that? You know, I feel I feel pretty left out.
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All right, guys. I have gathered you here today, and congratulations 397 on winning the game. I mean, you you truly bested me. But we didn't travel this far just to make a a home for us. Look guys, the Nether portal outside
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that is no random travelers. I have reason to believe that the Nether Kingdom is is stalking us, is following us.
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I think it is best now that we're undercover, now that we are safe from all possible ears of the Nether, it's time to reveal our master plan. I've brought you three today because you three are my best redstone designers, my best builders. I
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mean, you are essential to our to our plot. You guys are masters for a reason, and this had to be done in secret because I couldn't risk any potential leaks coming to the uh the Nether Kingdom. So, this is the base
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where we will design the weapon. The weapon that will destroy the Nether Kingdom. I don't plan to use it offensively, but it will be the guaranteed weapon to stop the Nether. I don't know how much how many resources
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you you guys have brought. We'll probably have to make do with what is here and around us, but we have to begin immediately. Your guys's first job is to clear out this area. I need this to be as big as
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possible for the first test. Okay, now it is time for my redstone geniuses, my null redstone geniuses to get to get to building, get to mining.
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So, keep on clearing this place out. All right, you know what? I am going to mute and get rid of this cop. Um, just Okay. Wow, these guys are pricks. But it should not matter. I don't know. I I I just got to
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think through my plan real quick. It is a little hard to explain a fake plan to soldiers that don't know what they're doing while knowing that the enemy is listening in. So, it's basically guaranteed at this point. But I believe
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that if we somehow successfully convince them that we have built a super weapon in this 15x5 box, I believe that they will finally reveal themselves. They will finally leave their nether portals.
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And once they are outside of their portals, once they are done hiding away, just stalking us, I will rip the rod.
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And hopefully then, and only then, we can do this. I I just need to hope the commander's done it. All right, guys.
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This is looking to be very, very big. All right, here's the plan. 397, you're going to keep mining. Zak, you are going to start digging down. You're going to try to get as much redstone materials materials as possible. MPIW,
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you will be assisting ZA key in finding these resources. All right. I mean, it shouldn't take you too long either.
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Maybe like an hour. and we'll be good to build this thing. I'm really excited to see your guys' designs.
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Luckily, the null here don't seem to realize that they I am using them as bait. Probably good thing they don't know that. If the null if the clown soldiers are smart enough, they will immediately try killing these players
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before we can recreate the machine. this so socalled super weapon. Mine everything that mine everything you see. I can't believe that. That is insane. All right, guys. Keep mining.
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We'll need as much resources as possible. While you do that, I'mma drink some tea.
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Oh, look at that. You're back. You got anything good? Is that an actual problem? You actually have a problem with that? What? No. No.
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No. No. No. We have to address this right now. What? What's the problem with it? It's It's English breakfast. What?
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English breakfast, bro. What? Dude, that's like the most basic possible tea. Actually, you go down in the cave, bro. Bring up 397. I want to talk to him about T. Go, go back down. You are a genius, though.
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I mean, to be a genius, you have to have you have to be surrounded by other geniuses that counter your your opinions and thoughts. That's how you make innovations. That's how you make beautiful things. All right, back to
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sipping tea. Okay, that one did not go down well. There you guys are. All right. Do you have the rest of the resources, you guys? I was scared for a minute. I almost lost you. I mean, without you, we
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would not be able to build the super weapon that will take down the Nether Kingdom.
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Oh my god. What kind of I I just got like English breakfast. Like, what' you say? Did you say that's the worst one? Not with like Okay, low key. I'm not even going to lie, bro. Wait. Oh, what's the best one?
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I know. Hold on. I got to I got to cross check this. Nope. That's just the N.
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Yeah, that's just the capital of Louisiana. All right, never mind. Oh, okay. Well, you know, don't draw me the resources. You guys are the geniuses. Get to building. Come on. All right. Get to work, you geniuses.
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You the the smart and all the three. I mean hey bro. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
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Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Build. Come on, guys. I know you like to have a fun time and all that. I mean, this is I I like to have fun, too. But look, you guys told me that you're here to show me
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your greatest design. This is your chance. Let's build something beautiful. Let's get the pistons moving. Let's get the comparators comparing. Let's get the repeaters repeating. And the red stoning stone stoning you like. Oh wow. Look at that. The first module is almost
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completed in all its glory. Zak, I mean, you are truly the master of observers and understanding the the binary components of redstone because it's not as simple as just some dust can create so much more. All right, 397. Look at
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that. You have already created the second module of the super weapon. Perfect. Now, PIW, you are I guess your job now is to create the the um the deadly part of the machine. Wow, look at that. We almost have the most dangerous
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part done. We got some more binary work. I mean, Zak, that's just like that's your specialty. I mean, the the modules, everything has to be perfectly in line.
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Oh, PW, everyone look out. Look out. the weapon. Smart thinking to test the arrows instead with eggs. All right, guys. Be careful. The machine seems to be charging. Every module is in line. Great work. Great work. Okay, keep charging it
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up. Oh my god, this is about to be the first test. You want to be the test subject? All right, listen. Hold up your shield. Take this uh take this totem and I mean you're just going to be the
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first one. All right, stand. I mean, you can stand anywhere. This is a omni multi-shot arrow cannon. Is the machine ready? All right, shields. All everyone shields up.
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This is it. This is the time. Three, two one. Oh. Oh my god. It just broke all of It just broke all of PW's armor. What?
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Oh my god. How low are you? How low are you? Write it down on the sign.
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Nine hearts of damage. That brought you down to one heart. That was with everything I gave you. I mean, okay, listen. I hope you guys understand that we've opened Pandora's box. This could easily be the end of Unstable as we know
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it. Okay, listen guys. I think we have to go find the commander. All right, I think it's best that you guys uh come with me so I can protect the mo the three most genius minds on the server.
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And if I lose you guys, I mean, we'll never be able to recreate this machine again.
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Are you guys ready? Let's head out to the commander. In just 3 seconds, I'm going to open up this dirt block and we're going to turn off the machine, guys. Come on. We don't want anyone to hear or see this, especially the Nether
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Kingdom. Okay. All right. Let's do this here. Leave the machine be. You know, we got to keep this in a working state for the uh for the commander to see. And maybe we'll test it on a on a Nether portal. I'm sure we
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can steal some of the obsidian from some of the random Nether portals passing by.
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Perfect. That was really smart of you guys to use eggs instead of arrows to test the machine. I got to give you give you some credit where credit is due.
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All right. Oh, I was almost certain that. You know what? Never mind. Let's head to the commander then. He's positioned out towards the uh the strongholds of course which would be which would be north or yeah north it
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would which would be north just up this way guys keep up come on I need every I need listen all of you guys need to be ready I don't know when it's going to happen I know we just have to be Okay.
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No, we're not going to. Come on. Just You guys have golden apples. Okay. Okay. Okay. Eat some of those right now.
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I don't know how this is going to how this is going to work or play out. I don't know if you guys instantly realize this, but um you are the bait.
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Clown soldiers are smart enough to immediately take you guys out first, knowing that if you guys actually did build a super weapon, you wouldn't be able to build one again. So, you guys will most likely be targeted first and
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then potentially me soon after. But as long as this rod works, we should be able to live and we should be able to fight back against the clown kingdom. Right. When I see a portal, get in character. Okay, not really too much
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work on your guys' behalf, but just a note for myself. Follow close behind me.
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Everyone, like literally stay like almost right next to me, okay? I haven't seen a portal in a minute, but that can only mean I mean just be ready.
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Just be ready. At any second, it can happen. Stay with me. I No. NO. NO. TOGETHER. TOGETHER.
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TOGETHER. TOGETHER. Everyone attack the N. Don't let them escape this time. Escape again. What's he talking about?
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What? Let's go. Everyone. EVERYONE. NO. ON MY LOCATION. ON MY LOCATION. ON MY LOCATION. GO. GO.
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GO. GO. GO. Target the N. Target the clown soldiers. Target the clown soldiers. They're almost dead. Yes. You really thought that?
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You really thought we WOULD LET YOU ATTACK like that? that you would be able to strike us without us knowing.
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Finish them now. We have to retreat. Yes. Yes. We have to retreat. Destroy the portals. Destroy the portals.
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Oh, everyone. My god. Everyone retreat. You know what? Here. Here. There's too many stragglers left behind. Let them go through the portal. Just let them go through the portal. Hey, nice helmet.
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Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. All right, we did it. We actually did it. Where Where is the AK in 397 and the other guy? I got to congratulate them.
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Hey guys, I am okay. We did it. We're all We're all fine. You guys all right?
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I don't think we had too many. I don't think we had any casualties actually.
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That was perfect. That was genuinely insane. No. What can actually like like what could stop us now? I mean, we did it, guys. This shows that we can fight back against the clown kingdom, the Nether Kingdom. Zak, you're promoted
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to general. 397, wherever you are in the crowd, you're promoted to general. And the other guy, you got to remind me who the other guy was. I already forget his name. But without these uh brave clown soldiers. Stop using the potions, guys.
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That's not how we celebrate. We use fireworks. We use fireworks to celebrate, guys. Come on now.
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No one's using the fireworks. Whatever. Listen, guys. Things are not over yet. All right. We scared off the clown soldiers. We should be able to make it back to the perimeter um in secret. All right. We'll probably just have to like
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dig underground or something. But depending on how the Nether Kingdom reacts, this might easily be the first battle of the war. And if that's the case, then we will go ahead and show the Nether Kingdom our full power, our full
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might. Yes. Yes. Yes. All right, everyone with me. We're going to head back to the perimeter. I got to thank the thank the commander All right, guys.
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Well, I have this big big army now. Might as well use it for something good, you know? You guys want to like find like a civilization nearby?
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Do some uh do some fun stuff there. Find some players. Maybe we can play player tic-tac-toe. know the new game I was thinking of where we'd like build these wind charge cannons and we'd like shoot these like these like chungies right
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into the tic-tac-toe boxes that you want to you know you either want to be X or O maybe you would give them like some armor trims like maybe gold armor like gold trims would be like O's maybe red
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would be like X's I don't know I'm just feeling really inspired after that just whole debacle um maybe we can get on that Wind charge. Tic-tac-toe. Yeah. What's something else we can do? I mean, how about this? What if we do like uh you
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you guys ever see those Oh, smoke. Oh, commander. Hey, man. It looks like it worked.
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It did. It really did. That I honestly without that rod, I think we actually would have been cooked. It I did not expect to see that many clown soldiers pop out all at once. I mean, it was identical to what the null used to do.
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They are uh stealing our techniques if you kill that uh stupid blaze guy that's been meddling with us.
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I'm not sure honestly. I don't I think he he probably did get away, but I don't know if our goal there was entirely to kill them. I think I I'd like to think that our goal was to show the Nether
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Kingdom that this is what happens if you stalk us. This is what happens when you mess with us. We're setting a very clear line to show them that, hey, we won't intrude on your territory and you don't intrude on ours.
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Look at that. The shield of clown. What do you think? Do you think his or ours is better?
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I don't know. I mean, wearing that clown one, it's a it's a badge that maybe they aren't as strong as they think they are.
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Well, I honestly think at this point we've sent our message. If they trespass on our territory, if they think to even try to stalk us or interfere with the the end agenda, they now know what will happen to them.
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spoke. That sounds great and all, but I don't think we're out of the clear yet.
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What do you mean? Turtle Civ, it's guarded by clown soldiers. They took advantage of us and they control it now.
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What? The the the whole the place in the swamp with the turtle farms. Yeah, well, you did kind of take their leader, so they're moving faster than us.
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We took their leader and of course they would try to he would try to instantly replace it as himself. And it it only makes sense that they would continue making more turtle masters as that would that as that would be the counter to
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whatever weapon we make. We have to do something about it. We have to I don't I don't know.
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Look, as much as they have turtle s, there's more places out there. I've been scouting and this next place is it's weird. It just doesn't make sense to exist on a server like unstable.
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It's peaceful. These players, they have farms. They don't use swords. They they just trade.
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And this is just outside of Cinderest territory then. It's still in like barren lands. I mean, we're a 100,000 blocks out. If a if a player that had just joined somehow managed to get this far out, then yes, they would have
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enough food and everything. But no play no new players are able to do that. None of them. They always die.
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It's either famine or bandits. So what if what you're saying is true then I am suspicious.
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I just don't know who's really behind these civilizations. Who really has the power, folk?
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All right. Should just be across this uh this ocean here. No, grab some uh let's make a boat. Just across this water should be the next civilization. There's any nether portals spawning, I'm immediately calling down another strike.
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All right, up in. All right, look for any changes in the in the terrain.
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If it looks like I mean if anything is off, I'm immediately ripping this rod.
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I'm just I'm just putting it out there. I'm sure that's fine with you guys. Or yeah, there's some sort of hill in the distance. Maybe there's a dungeon inside. We must enter through a house within. And oh wait, hold on a second.
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There is something over here. Come on, quickly now. Leave the boats behind. Let's try to lay low just a little bit.
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These guys must be rich. Look at this thing. Wait, what is that? Oh wow.
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I see houses within. Look at that. This must be it. Okay, potions are ready. We have I think we have everything we need.
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Okay, look at that. They have food. They have wheat farms. Wow. Okay. We need to make sure that there's no weapons about to be used behind us either.
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We need to make sure we're fully safe. What do you guys think? We should just head straight in.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it, bro. I see a player in the distance. Okay.
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Yo. Oh jeez. Oh. Any Oh, hi. Hello. Welcome. Welcome to Trevive. Um, so what is what is this place here? No.
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Keep a keep a close eye around me. Well, this is the tree civilization. I'm the leader in this place. And um basically, we're like selling some natural resources like wood, stone. Yeah, pretty much it. You just don't want to destroy
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like a natural environment, you know? Natural fire. I don't know. Something something seems off. Don't you agree? M& MF I'm going to give up on your name. Something does seem off because you say you you love nature and all of that, but you built
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your civilization in a what seems like a fallen tree. Oh. Oh, no, no, no. Um, we actually found this place, you know.
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Found this place. No, we Yep. Basically, like a tree just fell down while I was like exploring and um yeah, I was like pretty much taken here by the trees because I speak for the trees, you know.
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I don't know. I mean, I'm I'm willing to I'm looking for civilizations to trade with, but uh I don't know. The server is in a in a dire time at this point. I can I can trust very few.
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Oh. Oh, it's okay. You can I mean, you guys don't you sell wood to the whole server. I mean, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense if you're trying to trying to protect the trees.
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No. Uh well, you know, we have like a really strict rules here, basically. Yes. We um also take down some trees, but we also plant them back.
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Plant them back cuz you know, we don't want to like leave out some floating trees cuz uh I hate that.
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I mean, don't we all? Don't we all? You're you're pretty cool. What brings you around here?
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Uh well, you know, listen, I'm here to do some trading. My uh null associates here have uh shulker shells. They are willing to trade on behalf of the the end empire, but I want to make sure I am trading
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with loyal civilizations. Do you by chance have any any big buyers, any big customers that I should know about?
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Any kingdoms? No, we always we always love to trade with people that share our values. So protecting nature and spreading peace.
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Oh, but protecting nature, spreading I mean, of course, I I love I love peaceful nature walks with my good friends, my good my good pals.
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You know what I hate most? Oh, dreadful walks through a burning forest, illuminated by the fires with a dim purple accent from the glowing nether portals within the trees.
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Um, so we love peace and by uh the sound of it, it looks like you do too. Ain't that right, everybody?
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Yep. Yeah. Most peaceful empire of the end dimension. Ooh. What's that in your hand?
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A pot. Are you trying to steal my item or something? No, you're not. You're not.
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Keep an eye on this guy. No, it's okay. It's okay. Um, we use for like decorating stuff here, too.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, I'm going to get away. Let's head over here. Okay. Do we do we need all of these people around me? All of these Oh, well, they pretty much love greeting new people. So, yeah, it's pretty normal
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for us to like swarm new people around. But if you want, we can like give you some space.
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This is This is actually kind of cool. This is where we make our um products and stuff. Here we have the stone. You know, you know, most people need stone.
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Okay, by the looks of it, you guys seem relatively chill. Look, we're trying to rebuild some We're trying to build some farms of of our own. I feel like having some cobblestone, having some other blocks like this will be pretty useful.
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Okay. Pretty much. Okay. All right. You know what? Here. Null. Gather the shulker shells you have. Give it to this uh give it to Burchington in exchange for some uh exchange for the resources we need. I'm going to continue
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looking around for a second. Oh, okay. Oh, wa. That's a lot. Um, okay. You know, honestly, this is pretty useful.
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Sugarcane. Very self self-supplied. But in the fact, how could a civilization like this live?
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Some stone. All right. Great work, everyone. What about this way? civilization living in peace like this. Strange. It's unusual.
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Just like the turtle civ. I mean, of course, they had they were working with clowns empire. It would make sense if they were hiding their traitors. Now, knowing that we were going to be going around stopping them, I mean, if this is
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a potential seller to Clown's Empire, I mean, that just makes them a threat. Makes it a threat to us.
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You know what? I'm going to give I'm going to give Burchington an offer. Maybe that will reveal the truth.
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Amazing work, guys. Virgin, I have an additional request. Yeah. What is it? I need you to come with us.
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If these farms were built for the end empire within the end, I mean, it would improve our civilization so much. And in return, we can we can completely change yours for the better.
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I I'm sure you guys have always wanted to expand into interdimensional trade. I mean, it is the goal of every civilization on the server. Isn't that right, my um my good friends? Yes.
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Honestly, about that, I'm sorry, but I want to like stay with my friends here and in the civilization, too.
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Oh, of course. I mean, we all we always love to stay off our friends. I even brought two of two of my friends along with me, but what's stopping us from being friends? I mean, you can easily call the end the end empire your home as
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well. And I mean, this this tree right here, I mean, the Null soldiers, they are amazing at orders, instructions. I mean, they'd be able to construct something pretty almost identical to this within just a day.
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Oh. So, how does that sound? Build some farms for us. We build a whole new civilization for you.
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Trees, nature, all of that without the worry of any any nether portals from spawning.
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Um, I'm sorry, but I like me people here. I have to stay with them.
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You like your people here? That's fine. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. We can What if we relocated them, right? What if um you can definitely keep all the people, but we might need to relocate.
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So, you know what? No, meet me outside. Time I take matters into my own hands.
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Listen, we'll go ahead and we'll we'll go ahead and begin constructing once you have uh built us all the farms. But uh yeah, this place needs a little we're going to need to relocate. I think we can be a little efficient with our uh
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our rebuilding. Maybe recycle some of the blocks here. All right, I am I'm kind of sorry about this, but it's what's going to be best for your civilization.
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What do you mean? Let's go. Understand this. All right. We are simply going to rebuild it from the ground up, but somewhere else. Because otherwise, if the Nether Kingdom isn't already working with you guys, they will come here and take it over for
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themselves. Oh my god. They Oh, what? Oh, I I think I gave the null the wrong I did not tell them to start burning, did I?
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Um, it's okay, Burton 10. You have enough resources to rebuild it somewhere else. I I did not tell them to do this.
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This is bad training on my part, honestly. But look, it's okay because what? Listen, the last why are you doing this?
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What am I doing? What am I do? Listen, I'm saving you guys because the last civilization we came to trade with, they were immediately invaded by the Nether Kingdom and taken complete control by them. They have no freedom anymore. And
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the same thing would have happened to you guys. But luckily, we're going to relocate you all. We're going to build a bigger and better one in the end where trees can still grow. So, are you willing to join me? I
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can't believe you're doing this. No, I'm not going to join you. What? We can still be friends though.
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After what you did to my civilization with my friends, he just wants to avoid any kind of conflicts like this.
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Look, I the fire is like lowkey a mistake on my part, but I'm sure you can like forgive me for that. All right.
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Like, we will we'll just rebuild it. Um, right. So, you want to be my friend?
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Nah, bro. I'm good. Oh not Why do people keep blocking out on me? Whatever. No, if the farms are still up and going, go um go copy the design. Uh go go over there and copy the design, please. Thank you. Uh the rest of you,
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you will be taken in as um as citizens, of course. Who was the one to give you guys the fire command, by the way? Did I tell it? really tell you guys to do that cuz I have no memory of it. One last civ
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that clown can't take anymore. I I see this as a as a complete victory in in my book. So, great great work, guys. Great work.
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You know, I I probably would put it out, but the only water bucket I have is uh for this guy. Hey, buddy. Hey, you want to watch with me? Here. Come over here.
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Don't fall off. You are a little too close to the edge. Perfect. All right, let's get on the move. Got to head back to the base.
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just spoke. Go through the Nether portal in the distance. Do not go through the portal that dropped you this letter for your own good. We won't hesitate.
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What? First and all that I had at least some follow me. Where are they? Where?
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I'm alone. Do I do I have another choice? I don't even have a rod with me. I can't call in the the other null if I want to.
Speaker A
Guess I just have to be ready. If anything happens, I know what to do.
Speaker A
I don't know. I feel like where's you guys really think? I I'm following your orders. I'm following your commands. I'll go to the portal. You won't think. I won't hesitate to finish you guys right now. You have no armor.
Speaker A
You really think you can steal our nether portals and then you can steal commander? You f get over here. Come on.
Speaker A
If anything goes wrong, just blow this horn. All right. Let's blow this. I don't think you guys understand. This is a letter from clown. This is This is not going like What do you mean blow the horn? We need something more powerful.
Speaker A
Powerful than this, commander. Stay just a bit behind me. Okay. They have to know that I'm doing this alone.
Speaker A
Let's do this. Hello spoke. Well Pierce I got your I got your letter. I'm here.
Speaker A
Good. No weapons, no army. Just here to talk. On behalf of the Nether Kingdom, I want to negotiate with the End Empire.
Speaker A
Really? Okay. Maybe let's agree not to do any more jumping me in the middle of nowhere. Maybe no more stalking me for hours on end.
Speaker A
You must forgive our precaution. But we hope to now make an agreement. H. You will no longer trespass in our territory, including our factories in the overworld.
Speaker A
H Does that include my uh my capital? Do Do I get my capital back?
Speaker A
No. Our access to an end portal is essential for our kingdom. Your kingdom? You're You're the Nether Kingdom. Why is Why does the Nether Kingdom need an end portal of all things?
Speaker A
Look, it's imperative that we both agree to leave the overworld neutral. What do you mean?
Speaker A
The Nether Kingdom agrees not to invade the overworld with any military might as long as the End Empire agrees to do the same.
Speaker A
deal. Commander, we did it. Clown has finally been intimidated into surrendering. We don't have our capital yet, which is first on the list of things we need to work through. But at least things seem, you know, they seem neutral.
Speaker A
They finally understand that we're on the we're on the same playing field. We're not just some civilization to push around. We're we're an empire of the end.
Speaker A
Look, I just wanted to tell you, what do you mean? Look, after discovering turtle was working with clown, we wanted to find all the civilizations working with him.
Speaker A
But I think we've discovered something much worse. What do you mean much worse? Null has witnessed more history on this server than anyone else. And for the second time ever, Spawn has run out of food, including all of the neighboring towns
Speaker A
and civilizations, which is impossible unless my suspicions are true. Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?
Speaker A
I suggest you visit this next civilization with caution. Because even though things might seem neutral, we don't know Clown's full attention, spoke.
Speaker A
I guess I can do that, Commander. But can I ask you something? Sure. What caused the first famine on the server?
Speaker A
When the null was first used for war? when the world almost ended. So, you guys are are you guys like florist or something? Cuz I don't know if this is uh if this is normal.
Speaker A
What's your guys's assessment of things? No. I just got 16 leaf litter from that. I swear I only broke like Oh, it drops multiple. Oh, I guess that makes sense.
Speaker A
There's multiple. Anyways, we're not here about We're not here for leaf litter. We're here to see the civilization.
Speaker A
We're definitely closer to spawn by the look of things. Kind of a little worried what this place is going to look like, but we're about to find out. Here are Yeah, I can't lie. This is This is very strange. We got some
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mushrooms, though. I I mean, if anything goes wrong, I have uh I have a weapon that I know works now.
Speaker A
And I got one of these, of course. Whoa. Oh, this place looks crazy. Okay. I mean, yeah, I if anything does go wrong, I do have an entire army I can call in with just this one item. So, that's
Speaker A
pretty sick. Do you guys see anyone? I believe the commander said that this is supposed to be a organized trade.
Speaker A
Oh, here we are. Hello. Are you guys the uh the citizens or emperors or queens of the uh this civilization here?
Speaker A
I don't I don't really know how to approach leaders anymore, honestly. You guys do the talking.
Speaker A
Yeah, good talking. All right. Did that just Yeah. All right. Cool. Oh my god. Wait. Commander said that this place was going to be like I mean I don't know. I guess I am kind of getting like a eerie vibe. Wait,
Speaker A
what is Okay, there's there's something below this place. They got like a bridge and everything.
Speaker A
God, maybe I Oh, what the Have we been giving out Nrods? I don't remember doing this. This must be an older civilization. I don't know. The fact that they have nrods means this place has been around before the end empire.
Speaker A
Well, I don't know. We're investigating. All right. Under the the disguise of us um being traitors. You guys have the Shulker shells?
Speaker A
Of course you guys have the Shulker shells. Okay. actually. Ooh, this is a big scary odd gate.
Speaker A
Who we got here? Hello. All right, some friendly guests. Do you Do you got any in So, you like a a citizen of this place? Whoa. Whoa.
Speaker A
Wait what? I just got two sacks of diamonds. Wait, what is commander? What was commander talking about? This place is awesome.
Speaker A
Thank you, bro. Here, give him a shell. That's too kind. Far too kind. Wow. You just got like gold on display. I mean, isn't like all ores just like gone from the server? Like the server spawn?
Speaker A
I I I don't know. I mean, I'm I'm not going to question the guy's wealth.
Speaker A
Hopefully, he doesn't mind me just taking a look around. I mean, I don't know. I'm trying to find trying to find some actual people to talk to. People with mics. Oh, look at this.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, here you guys hold on to the diamonds. I'm um I don't know.
Speaker A
You think they can here? Let's Let's get over to the bridge. All right, I have a few few things to go over. I have some thoughts about this place. There seems to be a lot more castles around here,
Speaker A
but not a whole lot of citizens. I mean, are you a you you a citizen or something? Okay. Well, you're doing all right. Is there any anything we should be worried about this place? I mean, all everyone seems to be chill. Like,
Speaker A
what are you talking about? table. Oh, we got a we got a tour guide now.
Speaker A
You know, you guys uh you guys must have some pretty extensive lore. I mean, been around longer than the End Empire.
Speaker A
Got a massive crater below your beautiful castles. Yeah. Nothing. Okay. Oo, a castle within a castle. I mean, this is great and all. I mean, whoa. Wait, that's actually clean. It's like a statue made out of made out of
Speaker A
grass. What's your guy? Who's your guys' builders? Oh, over here. Is this a builder?
Speaker A
Oh hello. I just realized. Wait, what sword do you use? You guys have netherite swords, but use gold armor. And it's that is some crazy enchants, my guy.
Speaker A
You got anything up here? I mean, yeah. I don't know. I'm Commander was right in the way that something does feel off, but Huh. What's that down here? It does.
Speaker A
Uh, do one of you guys like have a mic or something? I feel like talking face to face would would be better.
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I just have a few questions, you know, like if I'm being totally honest, like I'm interested in trading with you guys. I mean, we've go been going around to the other remaining colonies, civilizations, but um yeah, I
Speaker A
just want to make sure you guys are guys are chill, you know. Need to make sure I'm on I guess the right territory.
Speaker A
What is Are those houses down there? What? I can't see from this distance if there's if there is any players. Do you Yo, Nova, is there anyone down there?
Speaker A
There is. Am I able to trade with them? Can I go down there? What's wrong with them? I'm sure I can just like take a peek or something. No.
Speaker A
What the I feel like this is an absurd amount of diamonds to just be dropping around. I You know what, Nova? Here, we'll continue the tour ourselves. All right.
Speaker A
Yo, these guys are stacked and they they just drop stacks upon stacks of diamonds.
Speaker A
I don't know. Let's try to find the player that has a that has a mic. Maybe then we can finally get some some answers about this place.
Speaker A
Is this the forge? What is the forge? Anyways, another gold player. Oh, it does look like some type of forge.
Speaker A
Like the like the anvil. Anvil's pretty good. Another player down here. Another gold one, buddy.
Speaker A
Hello. Just traders passing by. Don't worry. Another stasis chamber. Seems to be a common theme. H.
Speaker A
I'm liking the little design right here. It's not even too bad. Oh, look at this guys. Wait, hold up.
Speaker A
No, look at that. This is, you know, this is a common building trick they use in building schools. Oh, wait. That is a new that's a new set of armor. That's that's ch and you talk. Let's go. Who
Speaker A
are you? Oh. Oh. So, did no one actually know who we are and it just looked like some random people have just been going through people's Okay. Um, what what are you doing here?
Speaker A
Listen, we're we're we're traders. We're traders. We've been looking for a trade. We came across your guys', you know, beautiful civilization. And listen, we've been we've been actually searching for a a player here here that actually has a microphone to, you know,
Speaker A
successfully do our trading. Um, are you interested? Maybe. It depends what you have to offer. I mean, we have everything we want here almost. So, everything. I mean, I I got to say, your builds are beautiful. Your swords and armor and
Speaker A
stuff are amazing. I mean, let me guess. That chain armor of yours is fully enchanted, brought forth in everything.
Speaker A
Of course. Of course. That is serious dedication. Wow. Do I look like I would skimp out?
Speaker A
You know what? I I got a question though here. Mhm. Before we continue on with this trade, I just want to make sure that I'm uh dealing with um I I I don't I don't really know the word. I just want to
Speaker A
make sure I'm aware of everything I'm supposed to be aware of. Sure. Now, this Why is there just a giant crater below this seemingly beautiful civilization?
Speaker A
Why? Who used to be asking me questions? It didn't mean any offense. You're just some traitor.
Speaker A
No. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Here. I didn't realize that was a um destroying my fence. What?
Speaker A
Sorry, I I didn't mean to cause any any stress with that. All right, look. Uh no, we we got we got Shulkers. We're willing to trade for uh whatever valuables you uh you guys have.
Speaker A
Huh. So what you have Shulker shells? Yeah. Yeah, Shulker shells. Here you drop Yeah. Drop some drops in. There we go. There's a few. Feeling pretty generous, especially after your your citizens, I think, dropped us a bunch of diamonds. Quite a few stacks.
Speaker A
I don't know if you should be worried about that. They were dropping you stacks of diamond that Okay. Well, I mean, maybe we could offer you like two diamonds per shell.
Speaker A
You know what? Maybe trading is just not the best thing here. But I I guess maybe what I'm more interested then is uh you are you lucky I'm even entertaining you and you're just dismissing my trade offer like that.
Speaker A
Trade I was the one who I am. Well I don't know who you are. I don't even know what the what this place is.
Speaker A
Um obviously I'm the monarch of this place. Can you not tell? Look at my house and then everyone down there.
Speaker A
So all of you guys are monarchs. H something like that. Which one of you guys has the best castle? How about that?
Speaker A
Obviously me. Okay. Okay. I get you. I I honestly kind of like the the one like the the tree one with all the flowers and stuff. It was like a castle with No, it's mine.
Speaker A
All right. I I get you. I get you here. How about So, we were told by I guess one of the other monarchs that we weren't supposed to go down there and uh I guess talk with the the locals.
Speaker A
You Well, since you know, I'm so kind and generous and there's some trading on the line. I'll tell you, you probably shouldn't go down there. They're um trained to kill on site, but they do work for us, but they're trained to kill
Speaker A
on site, so Oh, wouldn't more of like the royal guard than like people I could potentially also trade with. All right, that's a good distinction. That's something like that. Good warning.
Speaker A
What are we thinking? No. Are these your servants? Servants? No, these are my friends, guys. Hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. They like they they join me on all of my adventures. EFB and Z08, my trusty friends.
Speaker A
H, they seem a bit like servants. I've been looking for some new ones. You know, the lost ones were kind of terrible. All of those famish players from spawn completely useless. You should let me borrow one of these.
Speaker A
I don't think the null are for uh borrowing. Uh anyways, here uh you guys go find some like go check out the other builds. All right. I'm sure they're very beautiful. Maybe not as beautiful as this one.
Speaker A
All right. Look server right now. I mean, we've been trading with a few civilizations across the server. This is the closest one to spawn that we have visited yet. I've seen the barren lands outside of this place. And I mean, you got to understand
Speaker A
my I wouldn't say suspicion, just like I guess curiosity when I see just beautiful structures like this using rare items. And then of course you got the uh he's got a crater right below.
Speaker A
Well, I mean I I don't see why you're suspicious. We just we've been around for a long time. We have all kinds of things.
Speaker A
Well, um you really think it is a bad idea if I go down there?
Speaker A
They're trained to kill on site. I mean, I don't think it's worth the risk.
Speaker A
Worth the risk? I see. I mean, if you even think about going down there or sending one of your servants, I'm sure you'll have bigger things to worry about.
Speaker A
Is that so? Mhm. Okay. Well, I I don't want to waste any more of your time. Uh, Menthara, well, of course, I guess I'll check out the other builds, see how they compare to yours, and if I come back.
Speaker A
Okay. Well, if I come back, maybe we can revisit your amazing trade offer. Sure.
Speaker A
All right. Bye-bye. There actually is people down there. They're just like mining and stuff there.
Speaker A
I don't even got any armor on. How are they How are they even supposed to pose a threat to me?
Speaker A
Yeah, I got to get down somehow. Seems to be some some type of entrance down there if I find it in one of these castles. But I think I'm going to have to do it quickly.
Speaker A
Might be drawing a crowd. Where are my soldiers? Hey. No, you help you help me in. Thank you guys. Thank you. Just uh Yeah, just break this. Uh sorry, buddy. We're We're traders. We're looking for What? What is
Speaker A
this? You got a Got a little chicken pool. Wait, is this Oh. Uh, yo, Tip Bella, you think I can get a chance to go down this thing?
Speaker A
All right. Oh, whoa. I didn't think I had a crowd here. No, let's keep looking for people to trade with. All right. We're just, you know, we're we're just interested. I mean, it's really boring trade deals. I mean, it's all sorts of boring junk, you
Speaker A
know, like um null. I mean, we got like two Shulker shells. I mean, honestly, if we go to two more sips, we'll be able to get maybe like four times our maybe four times our quota, which would be kind of
Speaker A
nuts, honestly. Like, in the span of one week, like that is a crazy turnaround. I mean, for only three of us, like three doing like two shulker shell trades a day. I mean, easily if we find one more
Speaker A
civ, that's like a.5 like increase on our on our like turnarounds. It would be absurd. It'd be crazy. I Yeah, that did not work. All right. No, let's uh let's efficiently go through these uh these places. Maybe even
Speaker A
Hey, uh maybe potentially block the entrance. Wow, this place is dark. Where is it?
Speaker A
There it is. Go down. Come on. A shoot. How do you go down bubble elevator again, dude? I'm doing it.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, that was definitely my chance, huh? Um, we could easily trade with more people, huh? We can definitely do some more trading and stuff like that. And uh I mean we're just looking for so many people to trade with like realistically
Speaker A
right we can increase our profits by like 5%. You know 5% like might seem like a small amount but in the long run it is quite a bit.
Speaker A
Yeah I was right. Things are starting to make a lot more sense. A lot more sense. All right. Uh yo same strat. Just place some blocks.
Speaker A
Sorry. Oh my god, dude. What are my servants doing? Like, what are they doing? They're so clumsy placing blocks everywhere bro.
Speaker A
That friend. Oh my god. What are they doing? Like seriously, dude. That is disrespectful.
Speaker A
Guys, come on now. Where is it? Yes. Oh, hey, dude. Does this stasis actually work? Like, do you guys mind if I throw in like my ender pearl in this?
Speaker A
I mean, if you guys don't mind, like I'm actually the stasis ender pearl master.
Speaker A
And you can actually get like even faster speeds if you throw your pearl at the very bottom of it. So, I might just have to swim down only for a second, you know? Only for a second. What are you
Speaker A
guys doing? I mean, come on. it. There's there's nothing to be worried about if it's just a state.
Speaker A
Oh hello. Yeah, we'll keep moving. We'll keep moving. This place is weird, man. weird in a way that like means it's weird in a way that like we're actually going to see like an increase in our trading profits. It's like it's it's
Speaker A
unusual. It's actually like pretty fortunate and lucky that we're able to see turnarounds like that. Turnarounds, you know, let's let's all turn around like that. Let's all turn around and head back the other way while I continue trading. How about that? Oh boy. Oh,
Speaker A
this one's actually pretty sick, actually. No, take notes. I want to see this place built in the end. I'm I'm not even kidding, huh? They also got a Where's the one here?
Speaker A
Me here. I'm just going to, you know, throw my pearl in. It's only going to take a Oh, chill. Okay, fine. Fine, fine. No touching the stasis chambers, right? Right. And we're back. Okay, no one wanted to trade with me. That's
Speaker A
fine. I think I know what to do now. That's also a plus. Oh, hey. Hello again.
Speaker A
Spoke. You know, I think it might be time for you to to go to go. I I just got here. I just got to the great monarch civilization. I was just talking with all of your friends.
Speaker A
Right. But I, you know, I just, you know, you weren't really invited. You just kind of showed up. And I think it's just kind of time.
Speaker A
Oh, well, the guards up front said I like, you know, like I I I said I was a trader and they were like, "Oh, yeah. We got like a lot of people that love trading, so I just kind of feel like
Speaker A
misled." But you know what? How about this? I want to revisit your trade offer, right?
Speaker A
I want to give I want to give you my two lovely servants. Oh, really?
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Literally, like just right now, they're all yours. You can do whatever you wish. They are happy to to serve you. Very happy to.
Speaker A
Very happy. They do seem more useful. So, how about this you guys? How about um how about you get them started on some chores around the area? They are very useful, very coordinated. They will do anything you please. Um
Speaker A
I'm just going to use the bathroom. That's all right with you. I can't even see any anyone's name tags from up there.
Speaker A
I guess that means they can't see me. Oh my god. All right, that was not the plan, but it worked.
Speaker A
Definitely worked. So, what is what is the deal with these people? Why is there just like what? Like 10 monarchs, 10 kings and queens, and then he's got hundreds of players down here.
Speaker A
There's no one in the center, though. Guess there's no reason to be in the center. Is there actually a way to Oh, there it is. This is how you Oh, what? Oh, you throw blocks through here and that's what goes up to the
Speaker A
right. There's no other reason a stasis would be designed like that, right? Yeah. Wind charge is about to fly up to the top and they're going to definitely be confused how one of these guys got a wind charge. So, what they just mine for
Speaker A
them and they that's how they get all these like or isn't I mean I guess this is my chance to go talk with them. I'm sure the the null servants will keep them entertained while I'm down here.
Speaker A
Let's go have a chat. I'm being honest. I've I've never seen a civilization like this. I mean, I haven't I haven't been killed yet. So, pretty sure we've successfully debunked the uh the soldiers theory. What What do you call it? The lie.
Speaker A
I mean, who knows? Maybe these are the soldiers of the the Monarch Kingdom. Soldiers that uh simply live in barracks like this. Hopefully the null will be good up there because I mean I have a lot to unpack here. This is I mean I've
Speaker A
heard of a few mining civilizations on the server, but that was back in like the mafia days. This is this is crazy. He's got eight 10 or eight players that just control like the hundreds down here. I got to go talk to one. I got to
Speaker A
figure out I got to figure out how this even happened. Why? How are hundreds of players willing to do this? I mean, they're right at the the surface. Like, they can surely just mine out, right?
Speaker A
Got a few houses really high up there. I mean, I don't know. That that's at least what I would do if Purgatory was a mining prison. I mean, oh boy. I would be at the top of the ranks. I am crazy
Speaker A
at mining. Oh, there's a sign over there. Does it say worms? Is this the worm civilization?
Speaker A
I mean, I'd like to think that these players are, you know, willingly whiting out this entire place and then now beyond it, but fact that that one player died immediately right in front of me at that so-called stasis chamber, I don't know how to feel
Speaker A
about it anymore. Maybe they were too much of a threat to be left alive in my presence. Maybe the monarchs were doing me a favor.
Speaker A
About to find out. And like I said, if they s if they all of a sudden all put on like full enchanted Netherite armor, I got I got some news for them.
Speaker A
Oh, look at that. There's a player. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. What are we doing right now? What are we mining?
Speaker A
Are we Are we going to bit Hello. You just bro Oh. Oh, look at that. Bro killed the chicken. He got He got food for home.
Speaker A
Oh wow. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Hey, where am I supposed to mine? I'm new to this place. I'm one of the newcomers here.
Speaker A
Everybody mine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're I'm getting to I'm getting to mining. Don't worry.
Speaker A
We'll speak. Um I I speak I I I spoke actually. I spoke. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm here to mine.
Speaker A
Where where is the magical voice? Spoke. You what is this? You spoke. Hello. Obsidian.
Speaker A
Obsidian armor. Obsidian. Obsidian brick with stone. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. Look. Huh? Huh? I'm pretty good around here. No. I'm one of the best ever.
Speaker A
Magic man. Magic man. Magic man. Magic man. Wait. Let's see what Wait. Okay. Here.
Speaker A
Here. Here. Check this out. Check this out. Have you ever seen a a pair of these?
Speaker A
Look at that. I just grew them, bro. Angel, I am angel man. I am. Look at this. Look at this. I'm here to bring gifts. Gifts to the the mines.
Speaker A
The worms. Worm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The the worms. Um, do you guys like mining obsidian? I mean, looks like I'm the first to get its armor.
Speaker A
Obsidian brick. Obsidian. Yeah, I I can mine some obsidian, you know. I I got I got all sorts of types of obsidian.
Speaker A
That That's not not pick. Not pick. Nah. Yeah. This is a mace, actually. Here. You want You want to You want to hold on to one?
Speaker A
It's pretty cool, right? Yeah. You're doing it. You're doing it. It's pretty good, right? Oh, look. Dude, you just put that guy on fire, bro.
Speaker A
Slice. You just You just put your good friend on fire. Oh, fire or bad?
Speaker A
Bro does not care. Wow. All right. Uh, how how about one of these? Have you seen one of these before?
Speaker A
Ow. No, no, no. That doesn't do damage. Here, take some. Take some. Here, try it. Try it on this guy. Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker A
Oh, no. You missed. You missed. Yeah. Yeah. You got it. Here. Here. Try some on your feet. Try some on your feet.
Speaker A
Look at that. See? Is that crazy or what? Magic ball. Yes. Yes. Magic balls. Good. Wait. Try it again. Try to Here. Here. Not on the Not on the crafting table. Here. Make this jump.
Speaker A
Nope. Nope. It doesn't. Oh, you are a master at this. Wow. You like it?
Speaker A
No. What? It's a magic ball. Oh my god. Magic pad. magic ad. Okay, how about this? You want to see some real magic?
Speaker A
Hey, no mine. All right, you know what? I got something that'll actually impress you.
Speaker A
Before I show you true magic here, try out one of these. This might make your mining journey a lot easier. All right, here. Come over here, Slice.
Speaker A
All right, check this out. Recognize one of these? No. Wow. This might be the most innovative thing ever then. All right, let me uh I need to find a we need to find a way to light it. Slice. Do you have uh any wood
Speaker A
by chance? No. This this won't cut it, unfortunately. Here. Here. Take take that back. No, no, no. That also doesn't work. You also don't want to stand on this, guys. Come on now. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker A
Chill with that. Go. No. No. You guys are doing great. You guys are doing great.
Speaker A
Step back. Step back. Step back. Step back. Step back. Step back. Step back. Step back.
Speaker A
You killed. No. No. See, it might bad. No. No. No. It Okay. How about this? How about this? What's your favorite um animal in the game?
Speaker A
Turtle. Oh, I missed. But look at that turtle. Turtle. It works. It works. It's You got a turtle.
Speaker A
And don't touch my fish. Look at that. See, I just called down a turtle from the skies.
Speaker A
Mine. No, it it it doesn't mine. We We saw mine. No. Mine. Whoa. Dude, turtles are valuable on the server, bro. You understand that those things don't just like spawn anymore, right? Okay. Look, it's it only works with turtles at the moment, but
Speaker A
commander upgrade it soon. Hopefully. Just hope. Commander. Yeah. You know, these one of my close friends. I mean, you he's your friends of the uh the warm empire. Me me no friend.
Speaker A
Me no friend. Spoke spoke friend. Yes. Yes. Spo here. This guy quantum here. How about this? You take uh try out this for a little bit. You got to give it back after though.
Speaker A
See, look how fast that thing is. Yeah. Wait, this guy is dedicated. Look at that obsidia pickaxe. Powerful.
Speaker A
Yes. So you guys are the worms. What are the what are the players up there though? You understand that? Like those guys look here. Have you ever had this many diamonds before?
Speaker A
One time but Monarch take. Monarch take. Do they really? Like I give all diamond to Monarch. They protect.
Speaker A
They protect. I keep pick. No. They find ore. I mine ore. Give to Monarch. They keep safe.
Speaker A
I mean, I don't know, man. You guys like There's probably like 500 maybe like a thousand players here. Like you guys could do a whole lot more than this. Beetroot.
Speaker A
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Take take some of these. That's that good stuff, bro. That's the That's what keeps your tummy full.
Speaker A
Beetroot. Better. No, it is not. It is absolutely not. You know what, bro? I'm ripping my most magical thing yet. For the worms.
Speaker A
For the worms. Is that cool? All right. Yeah, it doesn't mind to be fair. We can get that going here. How about Yo, Veto, take some of these And uh yo, Brio, take take some of that.
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You trust? Yeah, I I trust you guys. I mean, I trust you better than the me no trust. Nah, dude. Look, I was talking to the players up there. They were trying to stop me from going down here. They were saying that you guys
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would just kill me on Everyone back away. Everyone get away from the red block. Red block bad. Red block bad. All right, no more. Yeah, I see why you guys are not permitted this.
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Me no trust. Me no trust here. How about How about one of these? You ever seen one of these before?
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Oh, your friend just took it. You can use it. Magic. Yeah. See it like it like teleports you.
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Maybe you guys can use this to All right. Maybe you guys should not be using this. Look, I was talking to the your monarchs and I mean I say you they try to like protect you guys, but they
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were straight up lying. They were like if I come down here, Slice would kill me. And one of your guys like they came up they somehow came up one of the item shoots and they just got immediately killed by the monarchs. That doesn't
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look like protecting to me. Are the worms actually safe here, bro? Monarch protect us. We try to leave.
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That's scary. Monarch protect us from scary. Scary. Bro, I I'm being fully honest. I can I can easily get all of you guys geared up. You know, take some magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic.
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I got here. Here. Try this one. Try this one. It's golden apple. You can eat it even when you're not like hungry. See?
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Look. Do Don't you feel better already? Yes. Here. Take some more. Maybe this this is probably tastes bad.
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Beetroot better. No, it doesn't make sense. Beetroot makes soup. Tastes so good. Beetroot makes soup.
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You could probably, if you put your mind to it, make golden apple soup. It wouldn't taste probably a Don't Don't even try. You know what? I'm not even going to here. How How about here? You see the uh
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the magic item I have in my um my off hand, my left hand. Magic man. Magic man. Magic man. Magic man.
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I'm I'm going to give you one of these. You know, is Slice the leader of the uh By the way, who's the person with my Okay, you can hold on to that. Just keep mining. Oh, no. Slice, you can't get
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stuck down there. Here, listen. Take one of these. All right. Need to keep yourself alive. The dangerous world.
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Just keep that in your Yep. your other hand. Perfect. Just like spoke. Just like spoke.
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Yes. Spoke. Spo. No, bro. Good. Slice. Slice. Slice. Slice. You're king of the worms. Slice king. Slice king. Slice king. Slice king.
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Yeah. Okay. King. Yay. Oh no. Did you guys make a grave for the guy that slammed themselves out with TNT?
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This is beautiful. This is beautiful. I like your guys' uh houses. This is an impressive feat. You understand that? I don't think this is possible. How? Slice. How did you manage this?
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Slice. This is not how doors are supposed to work. No, I I see right under them.
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No, I still see you. Slice. Slice. This is not a good home. Surely you got better ones than this, dog.
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This is Comfy. Comfy. Now, I got to show you a real house. This house have hole.
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No, no, that I guess that could be good. What's your best house here? The monarchs were showing me some I don't know. It was lowkey some slot, bro. I've seen enough pretty castles in my in my time on the server. It's time for me to
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see some real stuff. Oh, offices somewhere. Slice house somewhere. Slice house somewhere. I like this one. You can't even open this chest. Slice, you got to do some home renovations for your decoration.
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Decoration. Fair enough. I was about to say slice. I Here, you know what? I How about this? Take take some armor, bro. Take some obsidian armor.
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Pants. Hey, pants. You look pretty good, bro. You look pretty good. You're a formidable You're a formidable opponent then to anyone that tries to attack the worms.
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Worm. I worm. Dig and eat dirt like worm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that.
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Great work, Slice. Dang. Should probably look for my pickaxe. But I mean, we got to see your place, bro. Surely it's somewhere amongst the uh the sprawling city of You trust them? No.
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Yeah, I trust them. Okay, I trust all you guys. You guys mean no harm.
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I trust Magic Man. Yes, Magic Man trusts Slice. Dang. I mean, you got some beautiful sights along this place. Can't you can't see anything from those from those castles up there. I mean, at least here you get like the full view.
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This is my house. Oh slice. This is This is beautiful, man. Look at that.
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That is Thank you. Thank you. This doorway is impressive. It automatically opens when I walk through it.
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Me pay Grunt to do this. Oh, Grunt. Many much cobble. Much cobble. Grunt seems to be the redstone master.
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This is beautiful. Wow. Look. And you can even leave something on the doorstep. Keep it wide open if you want to.
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Look, more magic ball. You can even throw it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then it opens up the door.
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Magic balls. It's too bad. This is the thinking ladder. The thinking ladder. Say, while you're up on the thinking ladder.
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Can you tell me more about like how much do you actually know about these monarch people? Like I'm assuming most of you just you know spawned on the server somehow survived Cinderrest and made it here. I guess I mean
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if I was a player coming from spawn that I mean somehow by despite the odds you guys survive Cinderrest but I mean why stop here? Why stop in the middle of a in the middle of a crater? It's not like
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these guys are protecting you from like all that much. I mean, so many of you, you can definitely make a whole lot more than this.
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No, spoke. This used to be city. City of neverworm. City. All the farms gone. Food gone. Items gone. Only mine.
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Mine for monarchs. They protect us. They protect us from the scary. Scary. Like like cinder crust.
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Firemen. Firemen. Bad. This used to be a city, huh? Monarchs had you mine it all.
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Food ran scarce. They had you mine it all away. Wow. Monarch Hotel. They keep us safe.
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What you're saying is true. That's like That's really bad, Slice. That's really bad. You're saying you actually had you guys all had an actual home here on the surface?
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One day, no more. I mean, that does that that doesn't happen naturally, Slice. That there has to be some intervention. Like, either the monarchs broke it so you guys can I don't know, just some reason. Even if that was the case, they they were
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monarchs of a city. They want to force you guys to do this. This requires something drastic to happen. I mean, how do farms just disappear like that?
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Slice. No clue. Monarch. No speak. They keep safe. Maybe magic. Thank you. Fire people.
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Did you see where these fire people Did Did you ever see where like where they came from?
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Magic portal. If I gave you the blocks, would you be able to recreate it?
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What this portal is here? Uh, Slice, can you break Can you break these uh magic boxes with your pickaxe? Yes, the diamond one. Perfect. Break both of them. Okay, take those take those blocks and I want you to recreate the portal
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you saw the these players come from. Let's see. So, slice. It looks something like this.
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Fire. Fire. Bad. Bad. Bad. No. No. Slice. It's good. It's good. It's good. Here.
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I got you. I got you. There you go. It's gone now, Oh, yeah. See, look at him. He's cool, right?
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Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. So cool. So fish mine. Mine. Why fish no mine? Why fish no mine? Sorry, Raphael. He doesn't He doesn't do that. He He just sits in my bucket. You look too lazy.
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But Slice, we're going to get you out of here. All right. And I know the I know it might sound safe.
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I mean I I No, no, no. Don't drop. Okay, it's okay. Slice, we'll teach you that they taste good. Look, Slice.
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No soup. I'm going to have a word with your monarchs. If the monarchs are the ones that are saying they're protecting you, I mean, and they treat you like this, that that that is not a protector slice.
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They're using you guys using they're using you to mine. Imagine you imagine mining and then being able to keep what you get to keep all of these all of that.
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Too shiny. No, Slice. No, no, no. Too shiny. Here. Too shiny. Slice. If I if I saved you guys from the monarchs, I think maybe I and the rest of my rest of my friends, my obsidian friends, maybe they can protect you guys
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from the fire people. How's that sound? Spoke friend. Yes, Slice. Spoke friend. I have to talk to the to my commander first. I have to There's some things I got to figure out. Is there anything I should know of the monarchs before I or
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I should actually monarchs don't need to know about this. You know what, Slice? Here. Make sure none of the uh none of the worms tell the monarchs that I was here. Make sure they don't see any magic items or anything. Don't wear those
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pants in front of them, especially here. Take those off for now. And how about this? I'm going to be back here. And when I come back here, we're all going to rise up and Neverworm is finally going to return to this server.
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Neverworm. Never worm. Never worm. Slice. We got to get you a new one of those man.
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All right, take uh take one of these, slice. Oh, man. Here. Take take another one.
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You're okay, Slice. You're okay. That that saved your life. That's going to keep you alive now forever. I I see Angel spoke.
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All right, Slice. I'm going be back soon. Dang you. Oh my god. You put your work in. Good work, bro. All right. All right. I'll be back, guys. Stay safe.
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I mean, it's basically confirmed at this point. No, commander is right. I got to get the commander here.
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Commander. Well, should have known instantly. Of course, it wasn't that simple. I actually believed I had intimidated the king of the Nether into surrendering.
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Of course, all along he planned to backstab me. Smoke. What's our move? This only means one thing. Clown will invade the overworld.
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He didn't siphon the overworld for this long just to stay neutral. It's clear now. I mean, the players here have witnessed what he's done. The other ones tried to hide it cuz they they'd otherwise be killed by him, but I mean,
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these these players have lost everything. They they've lost everything because of Clown. This is what has happened to the rest of Spawn. on the rest of the server. It wasn't just because of Cinderest. It wasn't just because of that war. You
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were right, Commander. You were right. I don't know. We We have to strike first.
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We have to We have to strike back. How's folk? If we make a move against them, war will break out across the entire server. It would be exactly what we fear most. A war we can't win. There'll be no
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winners. Forget that, Commander. Yet, it's a war we have to win. It doesn't matter if every It doesn't matter if the server falls. We need to eliminate Clown. His soldiers are preparing as we speak. With time, he successfully bought from us. I
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mean, it all adds up. The turtle civilization had seemed to only recently begun producing Turtle Master, the same day he discovered our plot. Furthermore, it's the perfect item to nullify our tech. One potion makes the user immortal, but hundreds of chests filled
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will lead to an immortal army. However, Clown thinks we don't know what he's doing. It's clear now that he's been plotting this for a long time. And finally, when the overworld got so weak, he was finally ready to invade.
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That's when he ran into us. The tech they used against us was specifically built for cross-dimensional warfare, commander. But now they're rushing, knowing we can fight back, finding ways that they can destroy Null for good.
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However, now is our chance. Now we can change everything. We have to prepare the soldiers. We have to improve our tech. We need the mob cannons ready with the proper mobs. We have armies of players ready to strike. I mean, this is
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our chance for revenge, commander. This is our chance to change everything. This is clowning.
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I see you found the monarchs. But what are you doing? I suggest that you never return to this place.
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What do you What do you know of these people? That they're a useless addition to the player account. What does it matter?
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Think of this suggestion as part of our deal. Fine clown. Have your way. Okay. Here we are now. No, listen. I didn't bring too many of you so we can remain discreet. Remember, Clown and his soldiers, they can't have any idea that
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we're here and what we're doing, or else the entire rest of our Grandmaster plan will fail. We have one shot at getting revenge, one shot at getting our capital back. This is it. Okay, look at the edge of this cliff. You guys are going to
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dive down. All right. And don't scare the players down there. All right. They're not very familiar with a lot of things, but you're going to be looking for the player slice. Commander, I want you to tell this player that you are a
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friend of spoke. And I mean, as long as you guys say you like mining and digging, then I I think they'll trust you. So, go down there and then give them the items. Give them everything they need for war. All right. It sounds
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like a plan, Commander. We're prepared. If Wos have the Netherite, this should be a battle they can win.
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It's a battle they have to win. Commander, for themselves, for neverworm, and for the End Empire. All right, guys. Are we ready to get some invisibility going?
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On me. On on Commander. All right, move out. Everyone move out. All right, you guys with me. All water.
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You know, a giant inconspicuous end bridge. No one's ever going to be suspicious. Is that in distance? I don't want to risk it.
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Is that in distance? I might have to risk it. All right. Oh, okay. That pearl trick did not work.
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Luckily, we have a backup idea. This one's a little bit more risky, though. I can't even lie. I um just going to have to pick an elevator up. This isn't a bad idea, right? All right, let's go in.
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Yeah, I have no At least the blocks behind guys. Told you I'd come back, right?
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Dude, these guys have like end bricks, bro. Where are Why are we in like a mountain?
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I'm sorry, guys. cuz I did not have a great escape plan. To be honest, I was supposed to get onto the outside of this place, not have to go up that stasis chamber. But here, uh, guys, how close is to us?
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Because this should be good here. Quite far. Okay, perfect. Look, you guys are now part of the grand end empire master.
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Why did he do this to us? Guys, trust me, it was all part of the plan. All right? It was all part of the plan. I like your new fits, by the way. You guys look stunning. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen,
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I don't know what she's had you guys do, but you're going to have to keep doing it.
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No, trust me. Listen, you have to distract her along with most of the monarchs from what's happening below.
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Please no. Guys, this is your sacrifice to N to the greater good of N. Don't you want to make N happy?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, all I need to do is distract Mythara and the rest of the monarchs. All right. Because in 20 20 minutes, there's going to be a whole lot of chaos going on. This whole
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place is going to get destroyed. I'm not even going to lie. All the way down to the bedrock. And when that time comes, you guys still have your armor?
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Yeah. Okay, let me see it. Yeah. Close enough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect. All right. Put on your disguise.
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It's good to know. That's good to know. All right. I just wanted to make sure you guys were ready. And with your help, I think we should be able to pull this off. Okay. Wait until my signal. And
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that signal will show itself when the time is ready. All right. Get back in there guys.
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Time to move out. Let's try to climb. Let's try to climb to the other side of this place.
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Think I deserve an explanation of how Thor got her. and on these blocks. Now is not the time though little.
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Okay, it should be on this side. Same side as Mythara. Why did I go on the other side? I don't know. Here's the worms. Yeah, there there's the worms.
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Okay, the worm side. I got to get over faster. Yes. Oh, it's so satisfying when the wind charge does that.
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Yes. Ultra supercharged ender pearl. Oh, look at that. Everyone's here. Everyone's here. Why don't you want netherite armor?
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Yo, scary obsidian armor. Bad, bro. I'm back. I'm back. Devil bed. Bad. I'm back. I'm back. Oh, I'm here. I'm here. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Did you meet uh Did you meet my friend? I think he's a little scared of me.
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Oh. Well, take off your invisibility, commander. Wait, you're in Wait, dog. Your invis just ran out just as I said that.
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Oh, that was insane timing, dude. What the Okay. All right. Yo, guys. Guys, guys, give us space. Give us space.
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Where is here? Slice, take us up to the the think tank. The thinking ladder.
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New office. Follow. New office. Oh my god, there's so many players. I don't even know where Slice went.
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Where? Spoke. Spoke. Spoke. Spoke. I'm here. I'm here, bro. It's a big day for you guys. It's a big day for the worms.
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No clue what they doing. Oh no. They They're ready for war because Slice Today is battle. Today we don't mind. We fight.
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Battle. Battle. Yeah, we sword. We clank the clank of a sword against another sword and then slash of the of the of the oppo of the opponent.
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Yeah. Go mine. Yeah, guys. Guys, we don't need a whole We need to talk to the leader here.
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Go mine, Slice. Let's just go. All right, Slice. We got to We got to get some high ground on them.
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Spoke down. Down here. I got I got ender pearls. Maybe we can escape them with these.
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Following you, Slice. You know how to use them. Perfect shot, dude. Oh, not. Oh. Oh, there you go, Slice.
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I land on stair. Yep. Here we go. All right. Perfect. See, now this is uh this is a good place to talk. All right.
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Listen, guys. Listen. We Here, come down here, S. I lowkey lied. I like this office better. SP lie. No, no, no. That That was a good lie. That was a perfectly fine lie. Listen, spoil. No, no, no, no, no. Chill, we got we got
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wood around here. Look, slice. Is it Is this really the guy you wanted, Commander?
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Stick to the plan. All right, listen. Today is the day we rebuild Neverworm. Never.
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Never worm. You're You guys will no longer be the worms. You'll be never worm. And me like worm. Me dig.
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But you don't have to dig any longer because we today we're going to build up there. We're going to get up to those monarchs and we're eliminating them.
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Finally, we're getting rid of them because slice, the real threat is not outside of this place. They're not protecting you from any outside threat.
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They are the threat. They are the enemy. And the rest of the people down here deserve to know that, too. deserve to know the truth. So, Slice, what I ask from you today is you will hold off on
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the mining. You will retire the pickaxe just for today and instead you will pick up a new weapon.
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I I I got some weapons that you can you can try out. I didn't know which one you would you would like best here. You can test it on Commander. Test it on Commander. What do you think?
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Which weapon's going to allow you to destroy. two. Wow. Okay. Well, first of all, we need to get you some more armor, commander. Where's the Why? Why did no one have Netherite? That was literally your one and only job. By the way,
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I brought hundreds of Netherite. They're scared of it. He He'll wear Netherite pants, I guess, cuz you gave them to him. But I don't know. The rest of them, they just spoke friend.
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Which armor do you want, Slice? What what type of armor do you want? If you don't want obsidian armor, orange.
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You heard him, commander. Get orange sets right now. Tell tell the rest of the null to to get orange sets. But we'll still need you for weapon testing.
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This is really who you're trusting with this. Yes, commander. Yes. See, slice. Slice friend. Slice super friend spoke friend.
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Bro, he's scared of obsidian. You You have to understand that like Oh man, you have to You have to understand that there's levels to this, commander. Don't place obsidian. Don't try giving them obsidian armor. We can keep our armor, but get
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some copper armor. Just fully max it out. Get like crazy enchants on it. Get on. Get on it. I know you guys have enchanted books.
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I have no I have no com no comment. No comment. And then come back here immediately.
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Sorry about that. Slice. He doesn't know better. All right. How about this? Let's Let's give you a new um a new thing to test out. All right. How about some of uh some of these? You know, it's a good
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utility item. Can completely freeze any opponent you come across. What do you think? He's stuck.
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No, no. Try try moving out of it. It does. It doesn't actually freeze you. It just slows you slice.
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Slice. I don't think you know how these. Okay. No. Wait. You're going to give I guess maybe don't use them in battle.
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Maybe good decoration. All right. How about this, Slice? How about some food? This is food specifically from the end dimension.
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What do you think? It teleports you. It teleports you. So if you're in a if you're in a sticky situation like this, you can Boom.
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I'm up here now. Like I I don't know. I don't know what the monarchs are going to fight with. I don't know what allies they might potentially call in, but I need to make sure all of the players
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here are ready for anything. So, yes, this is this is end food. You can disperse these amongst your people as you so fit. All right, new new item. New item. How about mine?
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How about this? All yours. Sure, bro. All right, take that. That's a shield. No, no, that doesn't it doesn't do damage. Hold it up like right click with it.
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Nope. Nope. So close. Hold it up. Where's my shield? See that? Mine Mine's colorful. Mine's like boom. See? Like this.
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Yeah. There you go. There you go. And now when I try hitting you Oh.
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See? See? Slice. It makes you immortal. Even with a sword, I can't hit you. Now, you do got to be warned though. If someone has an axe, they can they can easily break it. But this should keep you alive for much longer than any other
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item. Very good. It's okay. It's good. It's good. It's good. All right. It's okay.
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And then uh I don't know. I I I was literally just looking through what the the null had. How about this?
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Wanted to give you something fun to use. Some range attacks. So, I gave you a crossbow of some special arrows. Try it out.
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See? Boom. Special arrows. It makes It makes you jump higher. I don't really know the utility of this. Um, maybe just shoot the the leaders. I don't know if the jump boost slows them down. Well, we'll see, though. Maybe I should just give
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you actual arrows. Oh. All right. You know what? I I I get the picture now. All right. Slice.
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I have some potions, but I'm going to save these for battle. I don't have too many on me. Hopefully the rest of the null do, though.
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No room. Only cobble. Only cobble. Okay. And then for the rest of the rest of your army down there, I think we're going to need to give them some of these. You saw how dangerous those blocks are. But if these are used
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against the uh the monarchs, against their their builds, their castles, I think it'll be pretty effective.
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Very good. Very good. Don't Don't do that, Slice. Not Not right here. We don't want to destroy your guys' beautiful builds.
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We mine this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I get you, bro. All right. Where where is everyone?
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Hiding probably. No, no, no, no, no. We're not We're not hiding anymore. We're fighting.
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Wait, seriously? Maybe mining. Slice, where where is everyone? I don't know. All right, here. Slice.
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Maybe over here. Let's head down here. Seriously, where did the entire army go? What? Slice, this is lowkey a problem.
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It's quiet now. No, no, no. I I see some players over there. Hold on a second. See if you can small.
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Oh, you got this. You got this. We got to get you some shoes. We got to get you some boots. All right. Oh, wow.
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Okay, there is quite a bit. There is a lot of people over here. Whoa. What?
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He's enchanting. Everyone needs copper. They seem to like that. Wow. Slice, are you seeing this shiny? These are your These are your friends. These are your your fellow soldiers.
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Here, commander. Let's get sliced. I know mine. We got to give you some armor.
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Shiny. Shiny like them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. Oh, wow. I think he likes the pants. Oh, bet.
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Slice, you are looking fire, bro. You are looking great. Let's go, Slice. Let's go.
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Let's go. Slice happy. Dang, you guys actually did put pro. That is impressive work, guys. Great work. All right. Well, we got a lot of people here today. And soon, every single player down here in this crater is going to rise up against the
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monarchs, the evil monarchs that have lied to you, kept you trapped down here. Because in reality, there's always going to be threats on a stable, right?
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There's always going to be some sort of enemy out there, some sort of danger to be had. But that's the point. You guys have been You guys have been wrapped down here, manipulated by these players, saying they're protecting you from the
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server. But no, the point is to play the server, guys. Today, we're finally going to play. We're going to fight and we're going to take out the true enemy of Neverworm.
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Today, the monarchs shall fall. We got this, guys. We got this. We're fully ready now. Holy ready.
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Sorry, Slice. Sorry. Sorry. And sorry, bro. Here, take some of that. Take some more golden carrots. All right, Slice.
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Are you ready? Are we ready? Me. No ready. What? No. Slice. It It's We are ready.
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We are. We have full gear and everything. No. Me. No. Ready. Me need hammer.
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You want the mace? No mace. Hammer. Uh th this. You want this hammer? It's a pretty good hammer.
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No pickaxe. Hammer. No. Slice. I don't think you understand how much this value this this item is.
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Okay. Slice. Hammer. Is there any way we can do this without you having the hammer?
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No hammer. No fight. Slice, this might be the stupidest thing I've ever done on this server, but if it means you will fight, if it means you will give it back to me as soon as the monarchs are dead.
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Oh, I am so sorry. Um, may luck guide us today. You good, Slice? Here, you're going to you're going to need here. Let me You're going to need some of these, my friend.
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Here you go. I'm going to need some more wind charges. Commander, I can't even lie.
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This is probably one of the worst ideas I've ever had, but it will surely be fine, you know. Oh my god. Slice. What are you? Slice. Slice. Kill with that thing. That is a dangerous weapon.
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Hammer. Oh my god. And the monarch's definitely Okay, we got to move. We got to move.
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There's a very good chance the monarchs just saw that chat message. We got to move.
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Hammer. That is one of the That is a scary thing to see in chat. One of your peasants suddenly wielding a maze. Oh god. Okay, we got to go. We got to go.
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All right, slice. And I need literally every last player along the walls then. Like anyone that we haven't geared up yet, they need to use the cobblestone that they have mined and they they need to meet us at the top. They need to
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build up. But we're we're leading the the first strike, the main assault against them. This is the squad. This is the squad that's going to do it. All right.
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Perfect, commander. Perfect. We can easily go up this one then. All right, slice. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. All right. Eat your golden apples. Make sure you eat three of them. And I You don't have any golden apples, right? You don't
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like the taste of them. It's okay. They don't have netherite. Beep. They They only got whatever they got.
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Attack. You're trash. Oh, they have netherite. They have netherite. Where? Are Where is THE ARMY? SLICE ONE. NO. NO. SLICE.
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SLICE. SLICE. Oh my god. Bro is immediately slimming him out. No. Slice. Save me, my friend.
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All right. Where's the army? All right. Potions potions potions potions. All right, guys. Come on. Either mine down the place or target the monarch.
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It's It's literally like a 1v 100. I don't know where the other monarchs are.
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Oh yes. And then there's the null. Eventually we'll go find the null. The other null players.
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Oh my god. Yeah, this monarch's getting cooked. You should have known better. You should have traded with me, my friend.
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You got this, slice. Yes. Yes. Burn the place down. Burn it to the ground. To the bedrock.
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Okay. You guys seem to not have any battle etiquette. You're not supposed to hit your allies, your friends.
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Yes. Keep keep burning. It see It seems like most of this is made out of wood.
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Whoever knocked me down. There's not a whole lot I can do. What the Maybe using an untrained army isn't the best idea, but they seem to be putting in good work against the monarch. Oh, yeah. All right. Keep going, guys. Keep
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going. Keep going. You can surrender your items now. Maybe we can leave you. They're literally using diamond blocks to stop you guys. This is crazy.
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All right. Where's the snow guy? We got him in cobs. I'm going to try to get him in cobweb slice.
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Oh, where'd he go? Where'd he go? It's in the full group. It's in the full group.
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Oh, perfect, perfect, perfect job, guys. All right, keep destroying this place. Pick every last block for yourself. This is your chance to find the right blocks.
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Yes, mine. Mine. All right. All right. Look, I don't know how much damage the covers are doing.
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We're going to have to put in the damage. Start splashing them with strength. You got strength potions, commander. It's time to use them.
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Slice, I think you got one. But it was I think one of our teammates. Casualties happen.
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I get you. I get you, Slice. There it is. Got him in co his gold thick.
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This is going to be a really hard cobweb to get off. I'm going to try to stop you before you slice.
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Oh my god. Yeah, he's in a cobweb. Dude, surely the armor of the player is like broken or something, right, Commander? Or have you have any ever fought in their life?
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They're attacking us. You know, they're they're they're listening to instructions kind of well. You think they know what to Enough to use them.
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All right. Maybe I Maybe it's time I pull out the Have you splashed strength on them, Commander? Do they all have potions?
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Froze. Froze. Froze. Oh, Slice, you're out. You're free. You're good now. Thank you, SP. a good friend.
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Oh yes. Oh yes. Where did the snow guy go? Oh wait, I killed him.
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Oh, nice. Nicely done, commander. All right, let's go. Let's go. Next one. Next one.
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Running out of wind charges. We'll get you more, Slice. We'll get you more. Commander, re restock Slice of Win charges. We got to He is learning the mace, the ways of the hammer.
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He's killed 10 of his teammates and no enemies. He's practicing, commander. It's the first time with a mace.
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Well, then why did you give him the mace? He wasn't going to fight for us if I didn't.
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You know what? I don't even know what to say here. You gave the player that only knows how to mine a mace.
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Just watch, commander. Just watch. All right, keep burning this place down. It has stood above these players long enough. All right, begin destroying this castle. Every single one has to go.
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Dude, where are the monarchs? They They might have fully retreated or they're camped out in one of the castles. I think that's more likely here. Look around. At least pick up the diamonds here, guys. The diamonds. Maybe we get blue armor for you guys after
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orange. Orange good. Yes. Or orange. Very, very good. Slice one smash. All right. Yeah. while while the army destroys this one. Perfect, guys.
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Perfect. You're doing great. Keep mining. Yes. Yes. I just realized everyone has stone pickaxes, so I don't think most of the diamonds are going to get picked up.
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All right, guys. Here, we'll leave the rest of the the players below. Once they build up, they can mine these places down. We're We have to eliminate the monarchs for them, though, because they have netherite. They proof.
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There's one over here. All right, man. Go. Go. Follow the devil man. Come on.
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Follow commander. Up this bridge. Up this bridge. Let's go. Let's go. Devil man. Scary.
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I have wings. Dude, I'm an angel. You don't even know. That's facts. Phobe. Angel. You devil.
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Oh. All right. Come on. Come on. Slice. Smash. He didn't even get a chance to put on his netherite. Let's go.
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Slice no smash. You know, if it's if they stay in their gold armor, this won't be as hard. But hey, some of them might be coming around to it. Look at that. Yeah. Perfect.
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Perfect. Take some of that. Take all of it. All right, let's find the next one.
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Next. Next monarch. Every single one has to go in one swift blow. Oh, down there.
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Oh, there is one. There is one. Slice, go down there. Where? Slice. Where? They're AFK.
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Oh my god. The null knocked them out of the way. Nice. Nice. Nice. Null. Nice. Take more of the armor. Take more of the armor.
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Spoke. You've killed one. I've killed one. And Adull has killed one. These guys are doing nothing.
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Slice slow. It's okay, bro. It's okay. All right, let's go. Let's go, Army. Let's go. This way, guys. This way.
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I see one. Come on. Oh, tending to the crops. How beautiful. Finish them. Finish him. Finish him.
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He's low. He's low. He's low. Oh my god. There is so many on them.
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They're learning there. They're not hitting me anymore. Let's go. Honestly, commander, giving them copper armor might have been the smartest idea. They would have blended in right with the monarchs. Isn't that kind of beautiful?
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Are they dead? Where are they? Oh, tree guys. Oh, no. No, no. Why tree glimmer run?
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All right, guys. Come on. Come on. Get him. Get him. Uh, commander, splash us with more potions.
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Keep splashing. Keep splashing. Specifically, maybe even on me. Thank you. And fire resistance. Nice lace. Nice. Smash.
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Nice. All right, this is our chance to restock, guys. All right, here. Let's do a big group up. Big group up in the in the pond right here. Commander, you want to splash everyone with uh potions in this pond?
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Yeah, let's go. Everyone in the pond. Everyone in the pond. Devil magic. Devil magic. Devil magic.
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Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Splash party. Fire resistance. Fire resistance. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Come on.
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Yes. Let's go. Let's go. Move out, soldiers. Let's move out. Oh, finally. We're back at the entrance of this stupid place.
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I see one. Come on. I'm going to give you some ender pearl. Slice, where are you? Yeah. Take some more. Take some more.
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I got him low. Got him low for you guys. Nice slice. Let's go. W slice. All right. Next.
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Next. Next. We move with speed, efficiency, and might. Let's go, worms. Let's go. Move out.
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What in the Who did that? That was perfect. That was unironically perfect. Hey buddy.
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Oh yeah. Let's go. Let's go. THEY'RE LOW. THEY'RE LOW. Where's Slice? Where's Slice? Oh, they're so low. They're super low.
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They're super low. Stay on them. It's uh Nylo Chirp. Kill Chirp. Kill Chirp. You don't got aura. Get him. Get him. Get him.
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Stay on him, guys. Stay on him. All right. Oh my god. I'm trying not to kill you guys.
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Where are they? Where are they? Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Let's go. Let's go.
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Let's go. Dude, more and more of the worms are getting getting netherite, dude. Let's go.
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Maybe they're coming around to the obsidian. I don't know. They didn't like my setion armor. Bad.
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Guys, you no longer have to be I'll punish later. All right, guys. Move out. That was a close pearl slice here. Wait, throw it up. I'm going to catch your pearl.
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I didn't need to do that. You did it. Perfect. Oh, friend. All right. Up here. This way. I'm not even going to lie, Slice. You're actually doing pretty good with that thing. I do miss the wind burst a little
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bit, but I think you got enough practice. Who knows? You might be ready at some point for the elytra. Oki might be bending your hands. I have no idea how to elytra maze. All right. me either.
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You've only You've only mined. All right. I don't see the Where's the player? Where's the player? Oh, it's the stupid stasis things. You guys no longer have to drop items through it.
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Commander, we see any monarchs here. Look down there. You're right. You're right. You're right.
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Taken care of. Let's go. Pick up the loot. Pick up the loot. Just get all the potions you can. Oh, we got some stacked up players.
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All right. Hopefully, we can keep track of uh you know who who actually is the monarch. I don't have to trust the commander's word. All right. We're almost to place.
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Hello, buddy. Hello. No. I just hit a random one. That's not good. All right. Who is it? Is it Yeah, Boy.
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Eliminate Boy. I blocked it off. I blocked it off. Boy can't escape. Yeah. Get him outside. Get him outside.
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Oh, perfect. Perfect. Perfect. He's on a fish. Yeah. This is uh this would be an impressive mace shot.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Let's go. Let's go. All right. Yeah, guys. Take everything. Take everything you can. The items are now dispersed.
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All right. Army converge. All right, guys. Come on. One last one before menthara. Hopefully I can get the jump. Hey, I'm just trading.
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He missed. Oh. Oh. Well, that was fast. Oh, pick up the loot, guys. Pick up the loot. We still need some more potions here. Let's get another potion party before Menthara. And we shouldn't instantly slime her out. I have a few
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words for Menthara. Let's not instantly kill her. Okay. We got to make her realize.
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Then we mine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got to make her realize what has happened. Can't let her just instantly get popped.
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All right. Here we go. She can mine with us to Where is she? Where is she? Andora.
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Cake. Cake. Andor. What? What is that thing doing up there? I don't think you understand.
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Get a mace. Every last monarch has been eliminated. The players below the worms never worm.
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They have ex they've they've revealed the entire truth. You revealed everything about this place. And this could have been avoided. And you could have remained a monarch if you just let these players free.
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Oh, they get way better treatment here than they get for thousands of blocks. And look at them.
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But they've always been able to leave. It's my duty as a monarch to protect them. Without me, they'd all die of starvation or bandits or worse.
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Not true. Menthara a lie. Shut up. You think they have the authority to overthrow me with these peasants. Lemon will never be what it once was. I will die before you take over my kingdom.
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Yes. Slice. Smash. What? Commander, did she just did she just stasis rod? I think.
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Oh, damn, bro. Slice. I don't think she's out there. Yeah, Slice. I Dang, man.
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I think she went there, but it's Slice. No kill devil girl. Slice though. Look at this place. You did it.
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You did it, my friend. All of the monarchs are dead. Menthara, you really is never coming is never coming back to this place. All right, this is your chance to rebuild Neverworm.
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What if she come back? Then Slice will smash with hammer. Hammer smash. Boom. Never worm will return. And now with the help of null, I think you guys can easily do it.
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Oh wow. This is beautiful. Look at this. Slice. Smash. Good. Yes, you did it, Slice. I'm lowkey going to need that uh the hammer back, but I'll get you a I'll see what I can do. Okay, I'm going to need the hammer back for
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now. But you've done it. Never never worm can return. Oh my. We did it.
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Let's rebuild Neverworm. Oh, slice. Where are you? Are you okay? Fire or bad? Fire or bad? These are rockets. These are good.
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Scary. You've done it. All right. But here's the thing, Slice. Here, come to me over at the balcony.
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Listen, Slice. We may have won this battle, but I mean, the war's war is far from over. We still have greater threats out there. And I mean I think you've already met the the threat that we are directly going to face
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the Nether Kingdom. I fire people. The fire people. Yes. But I think with your guys's help, with the plan I have in motion, I think we'll be able to do this. Okay.
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Trust Pope. Thank you, Slice. We got this. Now with Slice's army, I could move on to the next step of my plan. You see, hidden inside the now stolen Turtle Kingdom was the stash of Turtle Master the Nether was planning on using against
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us. But I brought someone who could help us find it. Okay, squad. Just up ahead, the beautiful civilization of turtles.
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And oh no, Sheldon, I have really bad news. What's the news? Actually, this is probably well-known news, but yeah, clown has his face plastered across your uh your castle.
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What? I have not heard of this news. No one told me this. I feel like I've been in the dark.
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Well, now you're in the light. But I don't know if that's a good thing.
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Well, this is your this is your chance to get all your stuff back. All right, we're going to get your turtle master, and in return, you're going to get so much. All right, consider this a I sure hope so. This is an apology for
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killing all of the turtle friends. Yeah, that was not very nice of you. They didn't do anything when I pulled this rod. Oh, what are they doing? Oh, wait. No, this is part of the plan. I forgot this is no longer
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a civilization. Okay. Well, a little bit of it would be nice. You need to lead me to the stash. Okay.
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While the while while the worms distract, we got to go undercover. Okay. Here. Take some invisibility. Where's the null that was with me? Okay, you guys, too. All right, Sheldon, on your command.
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3, two, one, go. Okay, let's go. We have to hurry. You never know when they could be here.
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Okay. Uh-oh. So, they're here. You sure we should be going right through the front door?
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No, they won't even hear us. They won't even see us. They won't even see us.
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Now, I'm going this way. Oh my god. Maybe you're right. Jonah, where'd you go?
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Over here. Just come inside. Just come inside. They don't even see me. They don't see me.
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Where did Sheldon go? Do they not see me over here? Oh my god. I don't see too many people dying actually. But okay, I got to find the stash.
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Sheldon. Where Shel? Where's Sheldon? Where's Sheldon? Where's Sheldon? Sheldon. Smoke. Are you down here?
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Oh my god. Here. I got to I got to save this guy. I got to save this guy.
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Is this I mean, I'm sure they'll be fine. No, I I I saved him. I saved him. I saved them. I saved them.
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It's a little harder when you don't got an axe. Where am I supposed to go?
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Here. Come here. Come here. I see you. But they're here. I Yep. But we might need We might need Do you have an axe? Do you have an axe?
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I don't. I don't. I don't. Where's my null? No. Soldiers, do you got an axe?
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Someone picked up the axe. I got the axe. Let's go. All right. Now, let's see what I can do.
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Is it really a good idea to think about killing these guys? Probably not. Especially cuz I'm missing all my shots.
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It's okay. You got that. Oh my god. Okay, we need more worms. All right, I see you right there. Where are we supposed to go?
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All right, Jonah, where are you? Over here. Just in the middle in the center. Mine was just right above a lot.
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All right, I see you. I see you. Minutes rush. All right. Where to? Just Just keep going.
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We're almost there. Go up. Up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up
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up up up up. Yep. You got to start mining through here. Around here. Yep.
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Oh, Ch. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. Okay.
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Okay. We need to stop the worms from dying first and foremost. We need to get them We need to get most of them over here.
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A little bit of water. Okay. Get get the worms over here. I'll start like looting up.
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Okay. Okay. Here we go. Slash potion of turtle master. Finally. Finally got my hands on some of these.
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And there is so many. Just this way. Dang. Yep. Keep going. Keep going. And then we're going to build out the little bit, right?
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Yeah. Yeah. Get everyone in. All right. Here. You know what? I'm just going to start breaking this for you guys. Here we go.
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I need to come loot this place. Come on. Just come. All right. No. No. No. No. No. That's not what you're supposed to do.
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No. No. No. No. No. Guys, pick it up. Pick it up and start. Guys, keep the potions on you. Stop throwing them. Stop throwing them. Stop. Stop. Stop. Okay.
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I'm not mining anymore until we agree not to throw them. No. This is not what we're supposed to do. Oh, no. No. No.
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No. No. No. No. No, guys. Pick up the potions. Pick them up and run. Stop. We can't run if we I don't think this is the story of plan.
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All right. All right, Sheldon. No. No. It's your guys' job. All right. We need to mine all of this. All of this. All of this. Do we have TNT? Oh my god. We have to have TNT somewhere, right?
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I don't. Did you drink TNT? Are you okay? Soldiers. The crown soldiers. There's clouds. Oh, there's the house.
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What are they supposed to do? They can't kill anyone. They can't kill anyone. Oh my god.
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Found soldiers. This is um You know what? Yeah, I think I'm getting crit out or something. You know, this is um Okay, I'm going to eat something. I'm going to eat. This is the greatest piece of just unstable adventures I've ever had.
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Do you know how long I spent getting to you? It takes Do you know It takes months.
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See, we're about to end up in the wrong person's hands. I think this is okay. But they're being splashed. It's not much better. They might as well just Don't worry. I'm sure No, that is a terrible idea.
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Okay, but at least they've been saved. They're being wasted. It is okay. Look, is it like turtle master like unethical or something?
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Like, isn't it made from I mean, no, it's okay cuz you get it from them tawning in like babies.
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Oh, from the babies. Oh, yeah. I can't see anything. This is a nightmare there. I just see worms just Wow. I'm getting out. I'm getting out. I trust that you guys will take out the rest.
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worms. Like, destroy all the potions. If there's anyone that left with TNT, like, use it. All right, this is your chance, too. It was either these potions were going to be used against us, used for war or battle. At least now they're
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being used in a in a creative manner. Where are my ender chest? Wow. Oh no. Okay, I thought my my armor broke. Someone else's armor is slowly breaking.
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All right. I would help you guys, but um Oh, you hear that, Atmos? Wait, no, that was you. You just killed one of our teammates. You just killed Alamo.
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No, it literally SAYS IN CHAT, NOW YOU'RE GETTING OH, don't worry. I have a I have a counter to this.
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What the? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm following you now. Come on. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing amazing right now, dude. You're actually doing insane. You'll never know where we went. Keep going.
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Keep going. Perfect. We need all the All right. Turtles or the worms. All the worms that can hear me, retreat the base. Use the turtle master that you used to keep yourself alive. It is time to retreat.
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Yeah, my invisibility wore off. Hopefully, it is very unlikely that any clown soldiers died there. Hopefully, Sheldon Sheldon got out. Okay.
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Did you Did you destroy all the turtle master? Everyone's gone. Clown won't have any access to turtle master.
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Look, you've been busy. I've been busy, too. I know the first time around the turtles died, but we have it working.
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We need this to work. I don't think you understand. This is We have one shot at taking back our capital base or else we risk a full I mean, this is this is the start of the war regardless. We need it to go in our
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favor. This battle will decide everything. I understand. and I'm equipping you with all we have. That book is hard to deal with. Not many cannons that rely on mob to really work, but we've built hundreds of spawning places for creaking and
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wardens. Okay. And do you know how hard it is to spawn a warden on unstable? You tried with the mob cap. It's almost impossible.
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Well, every time a mob despawns, one has to spawn somewhere. And we have enough wardens for one shot.
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One shot. That's all we have. The end of pear orbitals. They work. But I want you to test this before you leave. If it doesn't work, battle might not go our way. Here's all the creines we've been able to spawn in while you're
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gone. All right, commander. You want to uh you want to explain where where you got these players from?
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You know, their fate was kind of sealed when they when we found that civilization. I mean, what civilization is are they from the turtle civilization? Cuz no, you know, you know, there's more than just you were out training. We were
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uh we found some other civilizations, but they weren't really uh worth our time in terms of the training thing. And I mean, that didn't even work that well anyway. So, we thought we'd just uh save them from the Senior Crest misery. And
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oh, all right, I'm going to stop you right there, commander. Okay. Do any of them have microphones?
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I hope not for what's about to happen to them. All right. Do I just Damon fire?
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Yeah, get right up there. Make sure you look them in the eyes. No. No, dude. No.
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Oh, look. They know we're being nice. They even gave them some strength pots. I don't know if that'll help them.
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Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. All right, I'm pulling it.
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Okay, I'm going to be honest. I I don't think I've ever ran into a creaking before. Is are they doing anything? I mean, that kind that worked. It It's not turtles. And there's actually a lot of Okay, you know, I thought these guys might do
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a little more. Commander, this is I think more are just dying to each other. I'm I'm just going to be fully honest. I dude was this the best mob we could have tested this with. Not even like couldn't
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find like a skeleton spawner. Try out with those. You know, did any even land in the cage?
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You know what? We'll just come come with me. Commander, this is not giving me the hope we need. You understand? And I've um I I've successfully recruited an additional army of players that were able to successfully, you know, attack
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the turtle civ. Hopefully taking away any um suspicion of us breaking their deal, but still clown's army is going to suspect that something is wrong. They will know that something is coming. I mean, we know that they are planning on
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backstabbing. So, it's just a matter of who's going to do it first. If this is how we're going to do it, um, I don't know, commander. I don't have too much hope for getting this capital back if this is the best tech we can make.
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You know what? At least they came down from the sky and the machines are still functioning. Look, like the creaking, they're kind of weak. Like, they're a little fragile. They might not help us out on winning this war. You know what
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will? That is every warning I've been able to spawn. It's probably 200 linked to that rod.
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And I assure you, when you pull that rod, it will rain wardens at whatever location you want. You know, if you want some pre.
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Yeah, we're not going to use this one. Okay. Well, I did ask for a weapon.
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Given what we've been able to collect and build, this is going to be our our best one. Besides, I still have the pearl orbitals. And it looks like Oh, wow. Okay. All right, commander. Gather the army. Gather our forces. Prepare
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their ender pearls for launch. And I'm going to go find Slice and bring them to the capital.
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I know the technology has been uh subpar, but I'm not jump. Like, we'll figure it out. But trust me, wardens will ring when you pull that rod, and you will win this war.
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I hope so, Commander. Slice, are you ready? Are you ready? Slice ready. Slice ready.
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Today is the day we take back the capital of Null, the capital of the end empire.
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And with your help, Slice, and the help of the rest of Neverworm, this will surely surely be easy. And of course, I can't forget Commander's beautiful innovations. All right, squad. Come on.
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We just have to cross this river and the skull will be in distance. All right, guys.
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I see I see something. I see some I see the tusk. It's the skull. It's the skull.
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We're finally back, guys. We're finally back. Okay, I see the the the very slight like glow of armor in the distance. I think there's soldiers waiting for us. Listen, do not attack until I tell you to. Remember, this is
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only a fraction of the army. The rest of it is held in my hands. All right. Where are you, Slice? Are you properly geared?
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Do you have everything you need? No hammer, Z. I don't know if I give you This is This is not just the monarchs we're worried about now. This is the clown soldiers. These are This is the Nether Empire. Can I actually trust you with
Speaker A
this thing? Me better anyways. No, you're whatever. I still have I have to be respectful of this, Mace. But you know what, Slice? How good are you at winch charging away from a giant swarm of people? better than you.
Speaker A
Oh my god, you already got it. All right slice slice slice. Here you go. And then take some I got some more breeze rods. So, take some of that.
Speaker A
Much thanks, spoke. Take some of those. If you uh if you put these in your crafting menu, you can make some more.
Speaker A
Take diamond. Thanks. I'll hold on to that. All right, squad. Let's go. This is it.
Speaker A
This is This is the day we take back the capital. We are going to walk in peaceful though.
Speaker A
Found soldiers. We're here to negotiate. Let's see if they're willing to uphold their end of the deal.
Speaker A
No, they didn't, bro. No, they really just ripped my full flow. How about we add a clause in the agreement that you can't just rip my stuff? Whatever you guys think standing there makes you I had better lines than
Speaker A
you. That would have filled this entire place perfectly. Wow. Just just look at that place.
Speaker A
Well, well, well. What makes you think you can walk into my stronghold? Your stronghold. Maybe because it's it's mine.
Speaker A
We made a deal, Spoke. A deal that is now broken. Surrender your items to me and maybe we'll send those weaklings to the mines instead of banning them right here, right now.
Speaker A
No mine. Please, no mine. Blaze, you might be a fearsome general, one that has successfully taken the capital base of the End Empire.
Speaker A
But you should know by now that I now hold the power to send your army running right back to your depressing dimension.
Speaker A
Throw that rod and face our wrath. So be it. Let the war begin. No. No.
Speaker A
Everyone attack the null. Focus the soldiers. Focus the clown army. This is it. All right, everyone. Everyone, everyone, apply your potions. Apply everything you got.
Speaker A
Oh my god, it's just Look how many people are here. All right, slice, slice, slice. You know what to do. Focus the soldiers. Get them out of here. All right, get them out of here. Oh my god, there's so many people here. Oh my god,
Speaker A
there's even more coming through portals. All right, they got reinforcements, guys. They got reinforcements.
Speaker A
Everyone attack the north. Just stand your ground. We got this. All right. Okay. Okay. Come on. Come on.
Speaker A
Okay. Oh my god. Look at this. There's just crowds upon crowd. Like, how are you doing, Slice? How you doing? Are you staying alive?
Speaker A
Oh my god. All right, come on, guys. Come on. Come on. There's so There's even more clown soldiers than I thought there would be.
Speaker A
Too many. Do not let the null win. All right, come on, guys. Come on.
Speaker A
there's so many of them. They're starting to rain TNT. No, no, no. Shields up. Shields up. They have TNT.
Speaker A
They're raining TNT minecarts from the portals. Oh my god. It's okay. No. I I can't even win charge. The servers just lagging.
Speaker A
There's so many. How is there so many soldiers? I can't even win charge anymore. Oh my god. There's so many people dying.
Speaker A
Where's Slice? Is he okay? Slice smash, but not well. I know. I know. Slice.
Speaker A
I just have a giant. Watch out for the mace. Oh my god, dude. I don't know if I can use this thing. I am I don't know how I'm supposed to do this.
Speaker A
Watch out. He's teaming. There's even more. Okay, you know what? I can't let the null die like this.
Speaker A
Null, I'm pulling in reinforcements. Stand your ground and let the rest of the army finish the job. Here we go.
Speaker A
Here they come. Oh. Oh, the new null. Lock in. Eliminate every last clown soldier. Oh my god, there's so much TNT. They're destroying the city. They're destroying the city. No. Lower their numbers. We need them to bring out as many soldiers
Speaker A
as possible. Oh my god. Come on. This is This is actually not good. They're all placing TNT. They're just actively trying to destroy it.
Speaker A
Oh, but I mean, Blaze is fully surrounded over there. But still, the TNT is just annihilating the null. There might be enough clown soldiers out for me to finally finally use this.
Speaker A
I think if we want to win this battle, what we have to do one last show of the End Empire's power.
Speaker A
All right, I need all of the null. Gather your forces to the center. The center tower. I need every last player to head to the center tower. Everyone, come on. All of the null. Gather with me.
Speaker A
I'm only going to have one shot to do this. One rod that might not even work.
Speaker A
We don't even know if this thing works. Okay, one shot. You guys want me, right? YOU GUYS WANT TO KILL ME?
Speaker A
Everyone turn around smoke. Come on. The Warden orbital. Let's go. Let's go. Oh my god. Look at the chat.
Speaker A
They're all hiding properly now. Yo they they're cooked. They're cooked. Look at the chat. That is insane. Okay, there's still a few nulls dying, but mostly clown soldiers are dying now. Let's go.
Speaker A
Let's go. Let's go. They're trying to build up right now. But what can they do? Yes. No. Keep your distance. Let them face the wardens themselves.
Speaker A
They're retreating through their portals. They're trying to retreat. Oh my god. It is just mayhem.
Speaker A
Soldiers of the Nether. If you don't retreat now, you will die to the hands of null or our uh our fun wardens.
Speaker A
Look at that. So many items. Let's go. I got some new armor. What's up?
Speaker A
What is this? Wait, where where are you? There we are. No, I found Blaze. I found Blaze. Where will you go, Blaze?
Speaker A
Spoke, you're crazy. I think we should have already known that. Blaze, come on. No, don't let him. Don't let him escape.
Speaker A
Come on. Come on. Come on. Where'd he go? He's escaping for the portal. What do you think you'll find in there?
Speaker A
Blaze spoke. I don't think you understand that this is already over. Well, you know what?
Speaker A
No. Fine, commander. Fine slice. It's time we have a proper celebration. No. What is up, guys?
Speaker A
Oh, man. The lights are still on. Commander Spoke Slice. It is good to see you alive, man.
Speaker A
Me get lost. Me get armor though. Oh, wow. Yeah, you are kind of stacked now. Dang.
Speaker A
You've come around to the obsidian armor. Wow. That's just beautiful. Orange break too fast. Listen.
Speaker A
Well, the soldiers of Neverwarm, the rest of the null were able to safely safely get them back to your civilization. And I mean, now that we got our capital back, now that we can have our main way of accessing the end
Speaker A
portal back, we can actually bring you guys as many supplies as possible. like tons of resources, tons of anything you guys want to rebuild ne never worm even hammer.
Speaker A
Thank you. Thank you, Slice. You know what? One day, bro, I'm going to get you a mace of your own, and I'll Thank you, Spoke.
Speaker A
We'll get you an elytra. You'll be the craziest mace wielder ever. Slice smash. Slice smash.
Speaker A
Yes. Spoke friend. SP so man bad look I'll come by and visit you bro but um thank you thank you for helping us take back our take back our kingdom much thanks spoke okay commander I need you to come with me
Speaker A
the rest of you guys let's let's bring back the celebration guys let's bring it back we can have it down here nice Nice and safe with no portals able to actually, you know, ambush us.
Speaker A
Commander, this way. Leave the rest of the null. Slice. Get the party going. Have a true celebration.
Speaker A
It seems the wardens uh they worked. I mean, I had to kill about a hundred of them to even get into this place. So, I'm sure you killed a hundred of them, Commander, with my bare hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker A
You're have to send me back. I think the me should do the trick. Or I mean, hey, I still have the second one. Should I pull it right now?
Speaker A
Huh? No. Here, I'mma give that back to you. It worked though. Great. Like, actually, insane job. That's like I mean, without without the mob cannon, without the ender pearl cannons, I mean, we would have we would have been cooked.
Speaker A
What does this mean? We've won this battle, but Blaze is still out there somewhere.
Speaker A
On the other side of this portal is potentially Clown's army. They have invaded the end.
Speaker A
I feel like this is war. The end and the Nether. The time has finally come. Well, listen.
Speaker A
Let's gather our troops and make it into the end. We need to see what they have been planning while they have uh had their hands on this stronghold.
Speaker A
Hopefully, the guards of the prison have been able to stop them. But if not, we'll be able to finish this.
Speaker A
Let's win this war. Let's do it, Commander. For null or the end. If you enjoyed this video, make sure to subscribe to not miss out on the next episode. and check out the other POVs to see the full story of Unstable.
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