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Yo, let's go. Holy. Wait, hold on. Eyebrows. We should do a personality quiz. [laughter] Okay. Well, I want to. Yo, girl. Hey. Wait. Girl, where did your eyebrows go, girl? What the [ __ ]? I shaved them off in a manic episode.
A humorous compilation of awkward moments, funny fails, and unexpected reactions from TV, social media, and everyday life.
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Key Takeaways
- Humor often arises from awkward timing and unexpected reactions.
- Improvisation can lead to some of the funniest and most memorable moments.
- Everyday situations and social media trends provide rich material for comedy.
- Celebrities and ordinary people alike experience relatable, funny fails.
- Laughter is a universal response to human imperfections and surprises.
What the video covers
- The video features a series of comedic clips including personality quizzes, awkward interviews, and funny mishaps.
- Highlights include a manic episode eyebrow shave, a serious moment with Anne Hathaway, and a dog-cat neighbor dispute.
- Several clips show people struggling to keep a straight face during serious or embarrassing moments.
- There are funny interactions involving mistaken identities, awkward timing, and improvised comedy lines.
- The video includes celebrity moments, such as Chris Pratt’s improvised line about Kim Kardashian and Brian Cranston’s comedic past.
- Social media trends and viral calls, like calling a friend just to say good night, are humorously showcased.
- The compilation also features bloopers from TV shows like This Morning and Parks and Recreation.
- Various cultural and everyday life anecdotes are shared, including allergy awareness and unusual court cases.
- The video mixes lighthearted humor with moments of genuine awkwardness and unexpected reactions.
- Overall, it’s a blend of laughter, fails, and quirky human experiences captured on camera.
Chapters
- 00:00Eyebrow Shave and Personality Quiz
- 02:47John's Awkward Timing
- 05:36Date Night Mishaps
- 08:31Parks and Recreation Improvised Comedy
- 11:42Blind Driving and Traffic Safety
- 13:30Sandwich Dispute in Court
- 16:59Coach Days and Bedwetting Story
- 22:09Irish Parents' Video Message
- 25:33Filipino Cultural Moment
- 26:36James Blunt Fan Discussion
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Yo, why don't you? [laughter] Yeah, I shaved all my hair off. It's growing back now.
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Oh, holy. [laughter] Yeah. Contagious. [laughter] [laughter] Laughter is bad enough, but the real struggle is keeping a straight face in a serious moment. Just ask Anne Hathaway.
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Little brother who's 19 calls her up and says, "I'm dropping out of college to become a musician." And she doesn't react very well. And they hadn't spoken for 6 months. And then he gets hit by a car and is in a coma.
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[laughter] [laughter] Evening was just kind of wrapping up. I just went along to the room just to have a quick check. As I got into the corridor, [music] I saw that the door was slightly ajar. I heard noises kind of whimpering, but kind of growling. Looked around the door, not sure what to expect, and I [music] found the cat, the dog over the cat, and an uncompromising position.
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This couple took their neighbor to court, claiming their dog tried to get a little too friendly with their cat.
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My cat's now on medication for anxiety and depression. The victims were only asking for an apology, but even that was too much to ask.
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An actual heartfelt apology. I'm really, really sorry, Nikki. I'm really, really, really sorry. I didn't realize that it was—I'm sorry.
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Why are you laughing? It's not a funny situation. How to end a road rage in 10 seconds.
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What the hell do you think you're playing at? [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] He told me that I was ugly and fat and that I was a—Who would do such stupidity?
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I don't know. [snorts] What's his name? What's his name? I don't know his name.
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Is that your real hair? Who just said that? What? Who just said that? Before my mother passed, [laughter] John.
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John, I'm sorry. [laughter] Your timing is horrific. You did not do your homework. Your timing is horrific.
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My goodness. Yes. John, tell us about your mother passing. Before my mom passed, [laughter] [laughter] That's a terrible segue. [laughter] To celebrate Christmas, these two news anchors gave their field reporter a festive elf name. But there was a slight misunderstanding.
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We got Leslie's name, too, did we not? Peach's cookie fingers. Peach's cookie finger down in the parking lot. [laughter] Okay. What?
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Is that my stripper name? It's elf. Christmas elf. Christmas [laughter] elf's name. Peach's sticky fingers. Cookie fingers.
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[laughter] Because Peach's sticky fingers is a better stripper. Um, [clears throat] when people ask me how can I be fat and vegan, [laughter] [snorts] we'll see you later, Jojo.
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WE'LL SEE YOU. [laughter] IT'S tough to talk about, but it's about an allergy. It's called Cinnamon Angels Fly Fly Away and it's for children that have cinnamon allergies.
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Although uncommon, a cinnamon allergy is no joke. It can cause serious reactions like anaphylaxis. Bobby Lee didn't expect anyone to be allergic to a spice and it led to a painfully awkward moment.
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It's about an allergy. It's called Cinnamon Angels Fly Fly Away, and it's for children that have cinnamon allergies, and uh, all the money goes to—
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Okay. I will. [laughter] I—it's—I don't know if that's a real thing. And it made me look—it made me laugh 'cause [laughter] it [laughter] made me—Is that a real thing?
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I—I can—Yeah, you can Google it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Can we just cut—There's probably a [laughter] right now swollen ankle.
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All right. All right. All right. Can we just start over and say it again? And I'm so sorry. That was my bad. I'm so sorry.
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No worries. The wife wanted to switch things up for date night, but maybe they should have just stuck to dinner and wine.
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You ready? Mhm. That is so good. It's not. [laughter] I am so sorry. I'll be that bad.
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[laughter] It totally is. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] Long before WWE took over the wrestling entertainment scene, federations like WCW shared parts of the market. And in early live TV, fails were inevitable. On one talk show, former wrestler Haku was invited to react to one of his old colleagues' most embarrassing moments.
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Okay. Okay. He is none other than THE SHACK [screaming] MASTER.
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ALL RIGHT. Shack master. I told you. [laughter] It looked like he hit that thing and [laughter] came down with it.
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He was—he was looking for the—for the [laughter] Kim swimming looking for the gym, [laughter] [laughter] Fred. I still love you.
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[laughter] I've never seen that before. Okay. What does yes spell? Yes. What does e yes spell?
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Yes. [laughter] What does e yes spell? Yes. [laughter] What is happening? [laughter] What does yes spell?
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Yes. What does e yes spell? [laughter] Yes. What are you crying for? What does—[laughter] What are you do—
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Okay, try again. What does yes spell? Yes. What does [laughter] E S spell? Ease. [laughter] As.
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If there were an award for the worst possible verbal slip-up, this one's winning by a mile.
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Not bad. It's crazy. Not bad that I did that there, right? The kisses. Yeah, that was a good kiss.
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Yeah. I can't remember the last time I blew a kiss. I—Yeah, I have young kids. I blow them all the time.
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That's [laughter] so bad. I blow them kisses, guys. [laughter] God almighty. Oh god, that sucks. [laughter] Perhaps the funniest scene from Parks and Recreation came from Chris Pratt's totally improvised line about Kim Kardashian.
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Everyone loves a good comeback story, right? Seabiscuit, The Mighty Ducks, Robert Downey Jr., Rocky. Yes, Kim Kardashian.
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Kim—Well, well, in the video she gets—she gets cut her back, I think.
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[laughter] Judging by how caught off guard the others were, it's safe to say that line was definitely not in the script.
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Hello. Hey. Hey. What's up? Not much. [laughter] There's a trend going around on social media where you call a friend just to say good night. One woman got her dad to call her boyfriend for it, and it couldn't have gone funnier. You are you
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busy at work? No, it's [clears throat] all right. Hang on. Hang on. All right. What are you doing?
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Hello. What are you doing? Work. Huh? What you doing tonight? [laughter] Just—just got—[laughter] What'd you say? Hang on. [laughter] No, I just—I just called to say good night.
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[laughter] They say you're the average of the closest friends you have, which explains why this farmer sounds exactly like his own chickens.
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Thank you. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] I think a few moments later. Look at the hands ARE [laughter] just come out.
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[laughter] This Morning starring Holly and Phillip is full of bloopers, innuendos, and hilarious moments.
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I love it. [laughter] But in this particular clip, Holly's laugh made such a bizarre noise that the entire cast completely broke. [laughter] [laughter] What the hell was—[laughter] What was that noise you NEVER—[laughter] Good morning to you, Michael. Thanks for the points. Hi, Lisa. How are you this morning? Great to be here. As a boy, always loved planes. It's a fantastic, exciting morning to be in front of one.
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It is. It's—and you got a big one, too. 3 million points. You were right, Lisa. It is a big one.
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Mhm. What was that? It was a blind. That's my goal for 2019. 16 years.
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How long you been faithful? [laughter] Problem being that height, and I can speak from experience, Brooke, being very, very short, is that not many people can see you when you're driving something like that. So, as you say, he
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pulled out onto Craigmore Road at Blake View at about 5:30 yesterday and then onto Main North Road, which is one of the busiest roads you will find here in SA. And as you say, speed limits up to 90 kilometers an hour. And for truck
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drivers and other heavy motor vehicles, they're not going to be able to see him.
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So very, very dangerous. And witnesses say this child looked to be about 10 years of age.
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A child on a scooter in busy traffic is never a good idea. But before reporting—
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So very, very dangerous. And witnesses say this child looked to be about 10 years of age.
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A child on a scooter in busy traffic is never a good idea. But before reporting the story, you might want to make sure you've got all the facts straight.
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Yeah, pretty dangerous situation. Be bit unfortunate if it was actually just a very small man though, Tom. Thank [laughter] you.
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Well, maybe a beautiful time of year. [laughter] Well, we don't know for sure that it was a kid. It looks like a kid. [laughter] It could just be It could be a tiny perfect tiny adult.
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I'm sorry. What? What are we talking about? Court is supposed to be serious and organized and then this guy walked in and ruined the whole structure.
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Jonathan Wilson versus Dicky Subs. Uh, do we have a representative from Dicky Subs here?
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He claimed they were 12in subs. They weren't 12 in. So, the man claimed the sandwiches weren't as advertised, but the judge wanted a little more detail.
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You don't Okay. So, how did you know that the sandwich was not 12 in? Did you use any type of instrument to to to measure the size? So, I'm asking you, served.
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Yes. [music] What did you use? I'd rather not say. [clears throat] And at this point, we all know what's coming and it's inevitable. Oh, you're going to say, "What did you use to measure these submarine sandwiches, sir?" I'm a little embarrassed to
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I pulled it out. You pulled what out? My 8 in. Oh, I knew you didn't. [laughter] Imagine [laughter] [laughter] [gasps] doing a modeling show to boost your personal brand only to have your already embarrassing failard on a news segment
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with the hosts dying of laughter at your expense. This is fashion week over in Paris. The latest fashions are on the runway for [music] next spring. But there was a problem out there today. One of the British designer shows had a difficulty.
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A model fell down twice. That's her going down once. The young woman wearing that pink skirt and the orange platform shoes never quite recovered after that.
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There she goes. [laughter] That had to hurt. That was uncool. That's embarrassing. This is at least the second time [laughter] [laughter] Well, you all are just really tickled by We want to AUDENT [laughter] in front of the whole class and it was
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nearly impossible to stay serious? That's exactly what happened to this young man. Keep watching because it gets worse.
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Today I will tell you about my professional dream of becoming a race car pilot.
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Let me start by by telling why carpot is great. First I [laughter] sorry it first I love speed second I would like usually Mark Norman's the one breaking everyone around him you saw it well I was it I was on the other end cuz
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it was like the Yeah. The baby had the umbilical cord around her neck so they had to do the old [ __ ] Yeah. Open it up. Yeah. They had it three times. I had [laughter] sorry, but this time he was the one cracking
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up. All thanks to Ms. Pat's wild story about flying first class with an annoying baby in the next row.
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So I get on, I already see a problem when I go to sit down. This is back in my coach days.
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So I'm sitting there and I see a she got the baby. The baby already doing that stiff board, right? [laughter] where the baby, you know, HE RAN AND and and you know, bipping and boppinging to the side. I said, "Oh no." I said, "I hope
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this is not behind me." So now, and you know, she can't even get the little mother out of his jacket cuz he's up here doing all this. So I said, "Oh my god." I GO TO sit down.
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We're going to those, you know, what was your thing? Goodwill Smith. How'd that one go? I was just I you know it's on Mad TV they would often like parry two things.
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I pitched a thing called goodith goodwill Smith and he worked at an all black college and you know the the the the problem on the blackboard that no one could solve was two plus two.
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[laughter] Then Will Smith plays a janitor who puts a four and they go who who solved this?
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[laughter] It took us took the professors eight years to figure this one out. [snorts] They rejected it. They said it was like raises. Joey Diaz is usually the chaos agent. The one cracking everyone up until they can't breathe.
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I don't know how people could eat ranch. Like when I go to a place and I say, "Oh, you have wings." And they say it comes with ranch. I get up and leave.
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Even if I don't get the wings because if you're going to serve wings with ranch, I don't want to do business with you.
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You're going to show up with that ranch that smells like somebody's ass. You ever smell that ranch is starting to replace ketchup?
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Yeah, that's good. If you're a hillbilly and you want the taste of ass in your mouth all [laughter] day, I hate that ranch [ __ ] It's either blue cheese with wings or go your mother. That's the next jerk. All right,
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please. But in a long lost episode with Theo Vaughn, Joey was the one struggling to hold it together.
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So then, [laughter] but they didn't tell my grandfather, right? So he and they had a small house. It all started when Theo opened up about his bedwedding problem. And his solution was something Joey never saw coming.
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Dude, I used to I used to have those buzzer underwear, bro. They put these underwear on you. When the urine would hit him, a buzzer would go off, right?
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Oh my god. [laughter] I'm not joking. Look them up online. This ain't no joke, bro. So, we went there. I got the electric pants on, dude. You [laughter] know, wait, what should I Google?
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I'm getting my rest. Probably, you know, buzzer underwear for urinators. I would Google buzzer underwear for urinators.
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Um, and uh, so then, [laughter] but they didn't tell my grandfather, right? By the way, before you assume this is just a comedy bit, I looked it up and these actually exist.
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Moisture sensitive threads sewn into the briefs [music] will trigger the alarm when wet, blurring both you and your child at the same time.
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I would just do two drops and you and it goes off. And uh, and so my grandfather's in there, right? And he's all scared and [ __ ] and he's pushing me with a broomstick. Dude, he thought I
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was dead, dude. He didn't know what had happened to me. He thought I was possessed or dead. He thought something was happening. He thought the house had shortcircuited it or the or the phone company haded up. That's what he thought
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the phone company haded up. [laughter] The victim also said [laughter] Dave Chappelle's a seasoned comedian who's heard thousands of jokes. Breaking him isn't easy. In fact, the only one who can crack him up is himself. Just add some white paint and a news reporter
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accent. Victim also said [laughter] ready the victim also said that at one point during the altercation that man put a hanger on the stove and left it for like 40 minutes and then [laughter] the victim also said that at one point
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during the altercation that the man put a hanger on the stove and left it for [laughter] Hello, I'm Chuck Taylor. Today, critics say that Dre fell off. How [ __ ] that [laughter] I think deep down he was imitating this
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guy. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter and gasps] [screaming] More bodily functions in the news this morning. The next time you pass gas, make sure no police are around. A man in West Virginia faces assault charges after police say he passed gas and
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fantas. The officer mean after the man was already arrested for DUI. According to police reports of St.
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Cruz, I can't even get through this. You heard her. Better watch where you pass gas or you might end up in cuffs. I think it was this man who committed the crime.
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get more. That one time, Kevin Gates folded under absolutely no pressure. I'm God to bless me. I got too many blessings. So, do you ever see yourself with just one woman?
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I'm with one woman right now. [laughter] What? At the moment, you know, [laughter] this medal, Ryan says, is an opportunity to tell our story. There was valor everywhere. according to Ryan. And so today, we also pay tribute to all who
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served with such valor that day, shielding their wounded buddies with their own bodies, picking up unexloded missiles with their hands and carrying them away, running through the gunfire to reinforce that post, fighting through their injuries and never giving up.
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Things started off routine, a normal Medal of Honor ceremony for a soldier who showed valor in the heat of battle.
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But Obama's choice of words to describe the opponent's strike caught Ryan completely offguard. If up at their tiny post, Ryan and his team were being pounded almost instantly. Every one of them was wounded. Ryan and his team were being
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pounded. [music] [music] When I was in high Well, okay. When I was nine, I got molested by a guy with Down syndrome.
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Don't laugh, Brandon. I'm not laughing. Why'd you laugh? I'm It's just It's such a curveball.
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I know. Can I just say something? I'm going to say it again. And if you smile, I'm going to leave.
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You truly know someone is your friend if they laugh at you during serious situations. It's all fun with no hard feelings. It's just how men are.
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I'm going to say it again. And if and if you smile, I'm going to leave. Well, all right. Hold on.
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When I was you ready? Don't cover your mouth though either. Hey, you can't cover your mouth. So when I was 9 years old, um every day for a summer [laughter] you can't throw in there.
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Why? Every day you couldn't avoid them for goodness sake. [laughter] All right, hold on.
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Yeah. Irish or Irish? We just want to guess whether it's a real or put on Irish accent.
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Hi Paul. Hey. Here we go. Paul, is that your Irish accent? No, it's not.
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Okay. Where is it? I can give it to [laughter] the morning, too. Yes. [laughter] Cole, you've called up to play an Irish accent game and you've come in hot with a very Kiwi accent. [laughter] I'm sorry.
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Let's start again. Okay, let's cross to County Cork now where Paul is standing by. Say hi Paul.
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Top of the morning to you. Top of the morning to you, Paul. How's your St. Patrick's Day?
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It's not too bad. No, Paul, you've lost the accent again. [laughter] I missed. A Brazilian man had an interview with a Saudi Arabian company, and to show respect, he had a bright idea for his interview attire. He meant to show
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respect, but it turned into comedy gold instead. [laughter] You know, they say it helps if you put it on your glasses.
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Oh, really? Yeah. I would love some on my face. My face is feeling dry.
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[laughter] A little more. [laughter] [laughter] I didn't know how dark I was till I came to America.
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What would people say to you? I mean, this this guy told me I look like under the bed. That's real dark.
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[laughter] They said when God said let there be light, I was out of town.
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I've never heard you look like. They said I look like I have [music] no bright ideas. [laughter] Told me I have to wear white gloves before I eat chocolate so I don't bite MY FINGERS.
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THAT'S NOT OKAY. That's I'm offended. They told me I never I could never tell a white lie.
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If there were an award for the most outrageous laugh, this guy would win it hands down. I've never heard anything quite like this.
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[laughter] [laughter] [laughter] Nothing. [laughter] Nothing. [laughter] [laughter] [screaming] [laughter] In most interviews, the host meets the guests beforehand to build a bit of rapport.
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But in this case, the interviewer didn't get that chance, and that one mistake ended up derailing the entire show, forcing it to shut down permanently. The guests were there to talk about medical procedures gone wrong from personal experience.
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[snorts] The program started off like any other, but what the host didn't know was that one of the guests had vocal cord damage.
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And the moment the man began to speak, that's when everything started going downhill. [laughter] [snorts] Excuse it.
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If you thought things were already off the rails, just wait until the guest brought up his sex life.
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I told Mar to leave a watches. [screaming] Sometimes the body has a mind of its own. And in that interview, the host faced some serious consequences for what unfolded. Once Matthew McConna starts laughing, he doesn't stop. And that was
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on full display in his fool's gold interview with a rookie interviewer. Matty. Matty. Matty boy. And And Kat Kat Katy Sue. No. How [laughter] have you acted before together?
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Never. Never. No. I'm not sure if it was the random questions or the reporter's accent, but everything just kept falling apart.
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Uh, fool's gold. Fool's gold. Fool's um gold. [clears throat] Uh, you do a lot of crazy stuff in this movie.
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What do you think about that? [laughter] Did you get your stance yourself? [laughter] [laughter] Another guy who can break Matthew is Zach Galifianakis. But unlike before, this time it's all intentional.
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When you and Woody Harrelson are acting in a scene together, are you sad that somewhere there's a sack not being hacked?
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[laughter] That's good. A sack not being hacked. What was the marijuana budget on True Detective? [laughter] And are you have you smoked a lot of that budget today?
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Oh [ __ ] to get his officers ready for election season. This Ganaan police chief came up with one rule, no intimacy at all.
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It's also on the on the penis, you know, and he concluded in the book, the cultural history of penis that the male organ has a mind of its own, you know.
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So, I don't know how uh this police chief is invading people's privacy on the basis of just a a statement that has not been tested scientifically.
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But we can take that on the lighter note. But as an assault on the erection industry [laughter] that's not part of police work. Is he going to say the same thing about female uh police women, female policemen that
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police women in Ghana, are they not going to be part of the election? This is a thing that exists.
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Hardcore fans can get weird. And Ryan Gosling couldn't believe someone with a crush on him was selling dish towels with his handdrawn face on them. You know what's even weirder?
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What? There's a lady in New Zealand that makes dish towels with your face on them.
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And I'm going to show you one because I want you to know it exists.
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Three Ryan Goslings on a dish towel. Would you wash dishes with your own [snorts] face?
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[laughter] And I just had this in my house. This is a thing that exists.
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We are going to do a segment about breast. Uh unfortunately, we do feel that you have consistently proven that you can't stay professional.
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This sports reporter made one crucial mistake. While talking about the football team, Stad Bretois, she went for the short version of the name. With three witty guys around her, it quickly turned into a full-on circus. So, uh, after four games, who here likes breast?
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Like breast. You do, too? I like the shape of them. He's going to front two tonight.
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Yeah. Two two big big um [laughter] pair of front that are going to How much do you do you enjoy watching them? Would you pay to watch them?
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I have to. [laughter] But basically, one thing that you can say is you don't have to be big. You can be small and and compete.
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M That's interesting. Good. [laughter] Uh do you think breast could get exposed tonight? I hope so.
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When you're a comedian, people expect every word out of your mouth to be funny, even when you're trying to be serious. And sometimes that expectation backfires. Donald Rawlings knows that all too well. But I said, and I haven't
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seen a therapist yet, but I have contemplated it because I deal with, as we all do, childhood trauma.
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Now, what what's what's the the biggest childhood trauma that that bothers you? Yeah. You want to know?
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Yes, sir. I don't even know if I can say this. And y'all going to laugh at me. I'm not going to laugh at you. I promise you, we're not going to laugh. Mhm.
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When I grew up, right, and I remember [laughter] and the way this book came about is because my dad passed away about a year ago and I had a box of what? Why you laughing? [laughter] Hold the up. What's going on, son?
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One of the more infamous Police Academy challenges is the chicken test. If you smile or laugh, it's straight to push-ups.
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Drop drop. Thank you so much for saying that. Oh, I completely just I like gobbled it up. It was so well done and gobbled it up. All of you play a part in that chemistry. Um, Vanessa Sue is a soon to
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be mom who's going to be stepping into this massive new role, but she also wants to hold on to her career.
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I spoke to Matt and Kevin and everybody about any tropes and I was worried about it at certain points, you know. Um, and you know, you know, he annoyed him sometimes because I was thinking about it so [music] much because
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there are so many cliches associated with so many so much of the time mothers in films over the the the decades have been um, [laughter and clears throat] my aunt funny. He's just I'm going to be 100. Yeah. I'm not going
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to lie to you. My biggest achievements in my life are my kids. Yeah, but that's cuz you ain't done nothing with your life. K. [laughter] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? [screaming] YOU'RE A FIRE SHOT.
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Please support human appeal. Please support humanappe.org.uk. [laughter] [laughter] Well, this is the airport. Okay, picture it, if you will. Water and sewage from a clogged toilet leap to the floor onto a conveyor carrying passenger luggage.
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Henry's been in here again. The last thing you want to see after getting off a plane is your luggage covered in sewage. But that's exactly what happened in Nashville after a clogged toilet leaked. While passengers were disgusted, the news anchors, they
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thought it was comedy gold. said it happened twice. Henry, you flew into Nashville a [laughter] couple of times.
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Yeah. Corn. How'd that get in my bag? Okay. Too far. Oh my gosh. [laughter] Here's the deal. Here's the deal. Just wait. Wait. Wait. This just it. We're [laughter] on TV. We're on TV.
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There are people watching. We're not in a private [laughter] area. Just FYI. Oh my gosh. Hi. Hope you're having a wonderful time. Won't be long now till you're old. [laughter] You're old.
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Two Irish parents in Dublin tried to send a sweet video message to their daughter in Australia for her baby shower. Let's just say they could use a bit more practice.
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We We're not used to making videos. Um [snorts] I know everything will be fine.
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[laughter] Stop. Everything will be fine for you though. [snorts] [laughter] [snorts] Right. Sorry. [laughter] Can't wait to see her. Hold her in our arms. Know you and Shawn will make wonderful parents.
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[laughter] I'm sorry. Love you lots. Sorry for laughing so much, but it's just looking at the two of us and the camera. Um, but we really do mean so.
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[laughter] While the West deals with Western problems, Russians have their own. And as you might have guessed, it involves bears.
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[music] [laughter] Let's try that again. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] Do you remember the infamous Arab idol singer who just couldn't stop laughing?
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Well, after all this time, he made a comeback. Let's refresh your memory first. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] Turns out his dreams weren't over. 10 years later, he returned. This time to give it a serious shot.
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[laughter] Jason Stathithm's built his career on tough nononsense action roles. So what happens when you throw him into a comedy of doing things that people say I can't do? Walk through fire, water ski blindfolded, take a piano at a later.
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[laughter] Well, in the movie Spy, he was supposed to say, "I've swallowed enough microchips and [ __ ] them back out again to make a computer." But for the first five tries, what actually came out of his mouth was,
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"I've swallowed enough microchips and [ __ ] them back out again." [ __ ] [laughter] take this ring as a sign of my love and fidelity.
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It's a sign of [laughter] In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.
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And Holy [laughter] Spirit. Amen. Great. [laughter] 12 seconds later. Don't talk to me. In the West, marrying one woman for life is often seen as a point of pride, but in some Arab circles, that might just get you laughed out of the room. How
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many children do you have? Uh, 84. 84. Yeah. Congratulations. Uh, 70 wife my 17 wives.
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Yes. That's a lot of wives. Okay. I have one wife which is in your Yeah. Yeah. He he can [laughter] maybe when you go to therapy looking for help but end up leaving with even more issues than you walked in with.
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It's not easy to talk about this. Uh my fear ain't really a manly fear. I mean, what do you fear? Having a baby out of whail a lot?
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That's easy. Baby mama, it's nothing. Losing a loved one. Don't laugh. Ain't no reason for me to laugh.
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Just please don't laugh. Okay. I'm terrified of clowns, man. [laughter] Whitney Davis joined a serious podcast to talk about love and being single until one slip up had the host wheezing for two straight minutes.
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But your life does not Oh my god. Oh my god, bro. We going to keep this. [laughter] Yeah. I can't even reach [clears throat] it, bro. This is [laughter] This is beyond embarrassing.
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Wait a minute. [laughter] Bro, look. Don't be laughing. [laughter] Be like, "Wait a minute." Everybody [laughter] have a lot of hair.
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[laughter] So embarrassed, you know. That was a good Let me take my camera. Let me see what I'm looking like.
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[laughter] Jesus. Wow. Oh god. Oh god. Can't take it no more. That's beyond. It was a serious moment. [laughter] It was so It was so serious.
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It must have been all that laughing I was doing. [laughter] I didn't paint it down. I didn't pin it down.
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Why you I hate this for me. I love it cuz I'mma [laughter] keep it.
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You going to keep it? I hate this for me. I'mma keep it. He's a single [laughter] funny.
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Yeah. I really do have Last one. How do you get B semen into the country?
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Um, so the B semen gets collected in the exporting country and it gets sent in in little vials.
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How do you get the semen out of the bee? While discussing the welfare of bees, the Australian Senate kept pushing with tough questions and by the end only the defender managed to keep a straight face.
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So, how do you get you have to kill the bee to get the semen? How do you get the semen out of the bee?
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Everyone wants to know how you get semen out of a bee. um to to and I can't claim to be an expert and you can [laughter] I told you how come I'm the only one with a straight face here.
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And once everyone finally calmed down, he tried explaining how it all worked only for things to spiral even worse.
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Basically, you squeeze the bee which averts it endoalis and then the semen is collected from the end and the be is still alive when you finish.
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No, but uh so that was the answer. No, you get the same. You got to kill the bees also die when they mate naturally.
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All right. In fact, they explode. [laughter] You got to do it. I feel so at home here. I'm so, you know, I'm I'm mostly Bulgarian, but I'm also part Greek. So, this is Look at me.
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I mean, look at this. I know. I mean, you mean I recognize your face from like Greek Revolutionary War propaganda. [laughter] I am.
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I mean, that's so funny. That actually is me. When comedian Steph Toliff joined Stavy's podcast and mentioned she was Greek, the host instantly brought up a Greek female Navy general who looked suspiciously like her.
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There was one lady in particular who I I don't even know it was. We had some, you know, when you're fighting the Ottomans, you even let the gals get a sword.
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Oh yeah, you're getting desperate. So everybody was fighting. We had this lady, Bubolina. Bubulina.
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Bubelina. Yeah. Wasn't fat, even though that is a fat lady's name. And she was the first admiral, the first female admiral in maybe any navy I believe. But I love this. Bubalina up here. I need I need to see what I
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There I [laughter] am. I MEAN, THAT'S SO FUNNY. That actually is me. Holy. Was there ever a time that you had to use karate to defend yourself or another person?
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Yes. This one time at the supermarket, this girl was getting robbed by a big guy. And the noble thing to do was to stop him to save her.
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What was [laughter] what? [laughter] This is unprofessional. I can't do it. Okay. The most difficult thing I had to do in martial arts was the focus and the patience cuz it takes a lot of learning and a lot of
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time to do what you have to do. How much the irony of having a French surname that literally means burn wood while giving a talk on economic sustainability. The room just couldn't hold it together.
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[laughter] [laughter] [laughter] One guy decided to run a social experiment, boarding a train and laughing out loud just to see if laughter is contagious. Lucky for us, it was all caught on camera and he turned an ordinary ride into a moving dose of
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joy. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] How do you get two Cuban people to bond? Easy. Just put on some Cuban food videos so he could eat that every day. Play the video.
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[laughter] But you KNOW WHAT? I LOVE THIS. I love this [ __ ] How could you not look at it, MAN?
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[groaning] [screaming] Oh man. [laughter] Oh man. Oh man. You you go to Miami? No, I've never been.
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Oh, man. YOU DIDN'T GO, BRO. [laughter] I won't come back. Kagua, man, that's a big problem.
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Believe me. Oh, [laughter] look at this. Look at the [ __ ] When you talk about the mafia, you probably think of the Italians or maybe the Russians. But Aries Spears brought up something completely unexpected and it turned the entire interview into a
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laughing fit. So, apparently there's an Israeli mafia. We knew there was a white mafia. It's Russia mafia. Asian mafia. You Indian mafia. Is there an Indian?
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I'm sure there is. I just don't see that being threatening. Oh god. We're going to kill you with a racketeering.
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We want a money. I'm going to break your leg. Kill that [ __ ] [laughter] I run these streets of Cabal. I just don't see it.
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I'm not sure if this kid's parents should be offended or proud that their child ended up being uncontrollably laughed at on national television. The little one who can't even walk yet has the CPR technique down pat. Pumping the
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chest, checking for breathing, and providing hair. She is so cute. Oh my [laughter] gosh.
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I'm sorry. That is so cute. All right. Okay. Let's see here. All right. Moving on. I got to stop my giggles. [laughter] Thank you to our producer Dale for providing that. Oh my god.
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While addressing the United Nations, Trump was as serious as can be, but the room simply found his statements too funny not to laugh.
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Today, I stand before the United Nations General Assembly to share the extraordinary progress we've made.
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In less than two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country.
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America is so true. Didn't expect that reaction, but that's okay. He laughed it off, but I can only imagine how furious he really was on the inside. For some, having a baby is life's greatest blessing. For others, it's a nightmare they'll do anything to
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avoid. This podcast brought both mindsets face to face. Got recruited for long jump. Okay.
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Uh to where? A TSU. Okay. Oh, yeah. So, I didn't take it. You know why? Day after I graduated, I had a baby.
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Damn. Damn. NO, I'M SAYING LIKE THAT'S MY KID. [laughter] THAT'S MY KID. LIKE, OH MY GOD. HE'S 24 NOW. He just got his FIRST PLACE. HE'S LOOKING GOOD.
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He He's [laughter] doing good. Oh my god. WAS THAT LIKE A LIKE SOMEBODY DIED?
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NO. DAMN. DID MY GRANDMA DIE? THE ridiculous was Anderson Cooper's show for calling out the weirdest, wildest stories out there. And in this case, things got awkward really fast.
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Time now for the ridiculous. And tonight, we're adding anyone who missed out on Dingus Day. Yeah, I said Dingus Day. He was already cringing at the organizer's attempt to explain the humor behind the name, but that was just a
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glimpse of the awkwardness still to come. It caught on because for a number of reasons. Dingus, first of all, is a funny word. It's spelled with a Y.
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People don't know what it means. It's funny cuz it's spelled with a Y. What does it mean anyway? My new favorite reference spot. That would be dingus daybuffalo.com says dingus can be traced back to a medieval word meaning worthy, proper, or
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suitable. However, what really threw him off was the truly bizarre traditions Dingus Day partakers do to each other.
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And here's how you celebrate Dingus [music] Day. The quirky little rituals include boys sprinkling girls that they fancy with water and the girls striking back with a tap from a [ __ ] willow branch.
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[laughter] I'm not going to let you do this one. I'm sorry. [clears throat] [laughter] I'm so stupid.
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And just when he almost pulled himself together, boom, right back to square one. It's really so stupid. [laughter] Stop. Come on.
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[laughter] Come on. Just torture. [cough and clears throat] [laughter] I just got to let it out. I just got to let it out. [laughter] What do you do when you accidentally burp live on air? Most would play it
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cool and move on. But this TV host, he found it so funny, he burst [music] into uncontrollable laughter for a minute straight.
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Are we ready to take a call? Mhm. Are you ready to take a call?
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I think I am. Are you okay? I'm sorry. Well, let's uh put you over to Justin from Madisonville, Kentucky.
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I'm sorry, Justin. Yeah. Hey, [laughter] what can I help you? Anyway, uh my question is about uh spam on the internet for my for my email. I mean [laughter] I can hear you. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. You're buddy. I can't do this. Why would you take this? Come on, buddy.
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Shake him. shaking. I think honestly I wish I could laugh as hard as this guy does. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] Very Important People is a show where comedians get surprise makeovers and have to invent a character on the spot
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for an improvised interview. Only the best of the best can crack the host. What do you mean there were three houses?
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My whole village was destroyed by a big bad wolf. Your whole village was destroyed by a big bad wolf.
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Eviscerated. He stepped on my mom. [laughter] [snorts] I'm big wolf [laughter] forever. It is now my great pleasure to pronounce you husband and wife. Frank, you may now kiss your bride. What started as a wholesome segment about a couple who got
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married in their 90s quickly went off the rails when the 95-year-old bride dropped an unexpected innuendo.
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I said to him, "If if you don't lay on me with that one tonight, oh, stop. Get out.
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I will I will I will lay on you." Did you really say that? Sylvia, go Sylvia.
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Yeah. A TV show brought together three people with the most bizarre laughs imaginable. And within seconds, it turned into a full-blown circus.
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[laughter] [screaming] What many might not know is that before Brian Cranston's Breaking Bad fame, he was a comedic actor. And out of all the comedies he's done, this one scene broke him the most.
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Why is the printer so small? There's a niche. It was so good. Now to the story of a pig that is inspiring others. One pop [laughter] one pot belly pig has certainly endured his share of problems. Chris P. Bacon
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was born without the use of his. [snorts] You have to read this story. Everyone thinks monks are the definition of self-control, but that went out the window the moment Speedstepped into their dojo.
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Making a royal guard laugh always makes for great content, but they're instructed never to break and can even face disciplinary action if they do.
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Ready? One, two, three. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. It's true. [laughter] I know him. He was He was talkative. I remember in school he used to sit by himself and read books. Tim his mom always picked him up from school. You
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know he's that type of guy until he was 20. His mother always picked him up from school. [laughter] [screaming] Corruption has sadly plagued many African nations. And in this moment it was on full display. The president of South Africa completely lost it when a
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speaker suggested that hospitals could avoid nationalization. that the only way to avoid nationalization of those private hospitals is by fully cooperating with the Minister of Health when he needs beds for our sick people.
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It is not time to make profit. [crying] [laughter] American [laughter] Airlines is refuting reports of flight evacuation.
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What's Andy, can you read? [laughter] All right. American Airlines is refuting reports that a flight evacuation was spurred by someone who passed gas.
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Today, the airline says [laughter] that foul owner was actually caused by a mechanical error. cuz you know the smells are kind of one and the same.
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In a statement, Raleigh Durham International Airport confirms passengers were not evacuated from the plane. American Airlines says people affected by the scent received medical help.
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While filming bullet train, one unscripted line had Brad Pitt burst out and ruin the scene.
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That's it. I'm calling the conductor. Suck a bag of lady. You sideways, sir. [laughter] There we go.
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[laughter] With the rise of COVID, the online conferencing industry boom. Job interviews, meetings, even lectures all moved online. And that opened the door to a whole new set of problems.
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Most of us are here. So, if you want to pull out your journeys book, what was that?
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What was [laughter] that? I think she farted. [laughter] [laughter] That was a big one.
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[laughter] Watch what happens when the host of this phone in show tried desperately to be uh you know charitable, kind, heaven help him.
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During a live religious TV show where callers phoned in to showcase their singing, things were going smoothly until one performance completely threw the host off.
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Hi. Um, I'm going to sing a song and and me and my mom, we're really trying to get out there in in the records and but but we're just going to sing for you. I'm going to sing for you right now.
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Okay. With the caller saying he had dreams of making it into the record books, the host's expectations clearly went up.
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I cry in the midnight hour. Yeah, you heard my cry. You borrow up all of my tears. That's why [laughter] I certainly I certainly did enjoy that.
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[laughter] And uh he's crying. He's caught up in the spirit. He's uh getting the Holy Ghost over here.
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[laughter] We want to uh he has a spirit. Uh he still love you. We want to get uh get [laughter] a dad dress and uh we want to give you a t-shirt here.
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When your English is so bad that you turn your own frown upside down. You can say in English.
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All my uh fellow Filipinos now this is my side. Listen, look and listen and learn.
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The truth will set be free will than anybody. When you and Tim go get your hair done, how what y'all tell them like to the left or the right?
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No, I tell them [laughter] go I tell them go number two all the way up to a fade and just give me a fauxhawk, man.
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[laughter] It's a fight, bro. I'm number two. HEY, PAUL. PAUL, WHAT ARE YOU TELLING?
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[laughter] HEY, just a little OFF THE SIDE. JUST A LITTLE BIT OFF THE SIDE.
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Leave [laughter] the sides. I always tell him, I said, "Leave a little bit on the top." [laughter] That's like how people say uh that's how like how people sneeze different in other countries.
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Oh yeah, you know that like French people might go, dude. They do, bro. Yes, you can. Or or um Yeah, like German people say just like a chew way.
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[laughter] [laughter] Can I Can I make my phone call? Do I have rights? Do I make Can I make my phone call?
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Who you Who you going to call? Huh? Who you going to call? your mama.
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All right, get your ass in the car. Okay, Joberg is full of characters joined by one of them right about now. My lady, introduce yourself. What is your name?
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Constious lemong with two zeds and three ends [laughter] together. [laughter] Sorry. [laughter] Sorry. Good morning.
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Good morning. With one of the longest careers in music, James Blunt has seen every kind of fan. But after all these years, he's noticed something interesting.
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What's a typical James Blunt fan? We know about the Swifties. We know about all the others, but what's a typical James Blunt fan like?
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Well, you know, my my original fan base when I started out 20 years ago, they've all died now. So, um really [laughter] I'm just left with I'm just left with their kids. Cuz what happened is on the school run, those people [laughter]
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played my music to their kids incessantly and incessantly every school run. So those kids, they don't like the music, but they know all the words. And so they're the ones who are coming now.
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[screaming] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [music] Damn, dude. Is this just perspective or is the guy on the right that much bigger?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I thought. I was like, "Holy, that dude's like built like an action figure and the other dude's built like the guys who collect them." [laughter] Thanks for watching.
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