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Ariana Grande turns interviews and games into hilarious moments with her sharp wit and playful antics.

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Key Takeaways

Ariana Grande’s humor transforms typical interview formats into memorable comedic experiences.
Her playful approach to social media and friendship highlights relatable modern themes.
She balances personal revelations with lighthearted jokes, maintaining an engaging tone.
Language and cultural references are used creatively to enhance humor.
The video showcases Ariana’s authenticity and charm beyond her music career.

What the video covers

Ariana Grande infuses comedy into interviews, games, and live segments, making normal questions unexpectedly funny.
She engages in playful challenges like impression games and perfume guessing, creating awkward and hilarious moments.
Social media and friendship dynamics are humorously explored through selfie challenges and like counts.
Ariana jokes about her Italian heritage and personal quirks, adding cultural humor and self-deprecation.
She navigates live TV segments with humor, including playful banter about her appearance and pop star rumors.
Language slips and idioms become comedic bits, highlighting her charm and spontaneity.
Personal topics like favorite curse words and childhood photos are treated with lightheartedness and wit.
Performance moments blend humor with music, showcasing her playful personality.
The video includes candid discussions about cosmetic rumors with honesty and humor.
Ariana’s unique personality shines through in every segment, making the content engaging and entertaining.

Chapters

What makes Ariana Grande's interviews unique in this video?

Ariana Grande turns typical interview questions into comedic moments by adding sharp wit, playful antics, and spontaneous humor, making each segment entertaining and unpredictable.

How does Ariana Grande handle personal and cosmetic rumors in the video?

She addresses cosmetic rumors honestly and humorously, denying procedures like nose jobs and facelifts while playfully engaging with the lie detector format to keep the tone light and entertaining.

What types of games and challenges does Ariana participate in during the video?

Ariana takes part in impression challenges, perfume guessing games, and social media selfie challenges, all of which highlight her playful personality and comedic timing.

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I'm not vaccinated. I'm sorry. Ariana Grande has a way of turning every interview, game, red carpet, or live segment into comedy. Normal questions barely stay normal around her, and the smallest moments keep turning sharp, weird, and accidentally hilarious.

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Hey Ariana, you busy? No, come in. Have a seat. Thanks so much for being here.

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Do you want a drink or something? Actually, yeah, sure. I'd love a drink. Oh, relax. I got it. Tell me about it.

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[laughter] All right, do you want a different drink? No, this is great. It's just—sorry, sorry.

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Thanks. Oh, sorry. Hold on. Thank you. Hello? Uh, do you mind, sir? Raccoons? No. Raccoons are trash.

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What? An impression challenge sounds playful at first, but one tiny sound sends the room searching for something that is not there.

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Let me hear this baby that they speak so highly of. Baby? Oh, goodness. [screaming] I have my eyes closed.

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Yo. [laughter] Is there a BABY OVER THERE? NO, IT'S HER. IT'S HER. THAT WAS ALL HER. IT WAS HER. SHE did that.

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Okay, 'cause if I get up and I see a baby over there—there's no [laughter] baby in the room.

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I won't choke you. No, look. That's my baby. She's still doing it. [laughter] Then social media panic turns into a loyalty test where one friend treats likes like an emergency.

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I posted a pic on Insta and it only got like three likes. [music] I'm literally dying.

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[laughter] EW, THAT'S LIKE NOT A LOT OF LIKES. I KNOW, AND ONE OF THEM IS FROM MY DAD.

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EW, NO. I KNOW HOW TO GET SOME LIKES. Let's take a best pal selfie. A best FRIEND FOREVER SELFIE. BFF. [laughter] BFF. I LOVE HER. THAT WAS AMAZING.

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ALBUTEROL, Canada Dry, where the best part of Canada Dry. A perfume game should be easy except this version makes Ariana solve it without seeing anyone.

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Sprayed your perfume on one person that's coming out here and you have to smell each of them and see which one is wearing Ari. Okay, come on out, guys.

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It's wet. Well, [laughter] he just got out of the shower. Oh god. WHY WOULD I TOUCH A NIPPLE?

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WELL, smell wherever you want to smell, where you think they have it. Oh my god, it's on [laughter] Do you smell anything?

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Amazing. Here's the next one. Oh my god, hello. [laughter] What is this? What's that part?

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That's hard. I don't know. Wherever they would—That's an armpit. [laughter] After that, a height joke and a beauty question both put her patience through very different tests.

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I mean, everyone looks so tiny. Yeah, as opposed to you who looks tiny all the time.

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[laughter] What does that mean? Oh no. No, just 'cause you're short and I'm tall. Like—like watch, stand up. Stand up. Yeah.

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What's the difference between lip gloss and lipstick? Lipstick is a stick. Um, ah. [laughter] And this is gloss is a little—yeah, it's a gloss.

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That makes sense. There you go. A live TV segment tries to stay professional while everyone notices the exact detail nobody should probably say out loud.

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To talk about what you're up to these days. Sneak peek, the episode of Running Wild with Bear Grylls. What did you get yourself into?

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Monday, but here's a look. Okay, have a look at me. YEAH, BOOTY DOUGH. [laughter] I'M DONE.

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ARIANA GRANDE YOU'RE WHAT WE WERE THINKING. I love you. I got it from my mama, okay?

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Everyone's done incredibly this year. I'm like looking around like, holy—Everyone is so holy. I'm not allowed to say that. I'm sorry.

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That's okay. You're Ariana Grande. We got you. We got you. I DO WANT TO [laughter] mic drop. I—Her full name opens the door to a joke that gets way more Italian than expected.

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It's like Ariana Grande Butera. Like literally that's my name. Like I'm a pizza. I'm a meatball. Like, you know what I mean? I'm—I'm—I'm parmesan.

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Is that a joke, that name? That joke is a—that—that name is a joke.

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That's cultural. It's amazing. Grande Butera. What is that? A special at La Maseria? I'll look at that. I love that.

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You were not asleep on that. On that stool. I was actually sleeping. You could have performed for Cirque [laughter] du Soleil. I mean, that's amazing.

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I—It's weird looking back at it now. I'm like, how did I—How was I in that position? Like, that doesn't look comfortable at all. I'm wondering what I was doing.

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Oh, all my plans have fallen off. Sad face. The bit keeps stretching one phrase until the joke becomes less about the answer and more about commitment.

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So, all right. [music] A confused idiom starts as a small language slip before it lands beside the harshest kind of internet feedback.

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Now, would you like to be deep underwater, or would you like to come out for a fresh of breath air?

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Peter said fresh of breath air. Yes. Yep, come out from the waterfalls. Yes. Yep, come out from the waterfalls.

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Fresh air, breath air. Oh dear. Oh. Do you realize what you're saying? Child from the—Yeah. Fresh air, breath air.

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It's a fit. He's not saying breath air, fresh air. Oh, stop killing me. How long can I get that wrong? Breath air, fresh air for me.

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Maybe if this right here is my favorite interview. And bounce tomorrow. I would rather not.

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I'd rather listen to an auto- [laughter] auto-tuned queef played on a continuous loop than listen to [laughter] Ariana Grande's new album.

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Childhood photo gives Ariana the perfect excuse to roast herself before the questions turn personal.

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This is a really, really great baby picture 'cause it's pretty much—I—I don't think there's any shadier looking person on the planet. That's the shadiest thing I've ever seen in my whole life. Also, Nona had red hair. When was that?

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I'm like, "Bitch, that's my cookie. That's my juice. Okay?" [music] That's—that's crazy. If my kid ever looks at me like that, I'mma be like, "Oh shit." Let's get something personal. What's your favorite curse word?

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Um [laughter] Isn't it—it packs a punch. It's awesome. You can use it for everything. You know, comedically, it's very effective as well. I don't like to use it in like an angry way. I like to use it in like a comedic way. It really

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packs a punch, I believe. Then the mood flips into performance mode where one lyric becomes a moving target.

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OH, SHUT UP. [laughter] FOR THE LAST TIME, I NEED TO BE the one who takes you home.

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Come back, Wayne. Woo! Hey, you just keep your eyes on my—this thing, get out of the way. Scooch you mooch.

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[laughter] Scooch you mooch. Would that come out bad? Scooch you mooch. A weather segment leaves just enough room for a song queue, then her hands take over the broadcast.

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That's me. That's you. Oh, here we go. Bang bang. I know you love it.

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Bang bang. What's going on around the country? I didn't expect it to have such a tremendous—Oh my god, my Italian hand. I need to relax. My hands are so Italian. Every second.

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[music] The lie detector format makes every cosmetic rumor feel casual until one question crosses a line.

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Did you get your nose done? No. Did you get a boob job? No. Did you get a facelift?

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Imagine? No. Not yet. I'm open. Truthful. And go back to the other one. Nose lift.

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She's telling the truth. So, I want to keep going. Keep bringing [laughter] more. Ari, [music] have you got a BBL?

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Get the—Yeah. She's being deceptive. Of course. A language lesson gets risky when a harmless sounding phrase starts meaning something far less innocent.

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Here we go, right? Watashi no Watashi no Zettai ryōiki wa Zettai ryōiki wa Totemo sekushī desu.

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Totemo sekushī desu. [laughter] Wait, that sounds like something else happened. [laughter] It might not finish.

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Do you want to know what it means? No, wait. The space between my high sock and the hem of my skirt is very sexy.

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A pop star rumor becomes a full character bit, and Ariana commits to the absurd version of herself.

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You know, okay. Hello, I'm Ariana Grande. I must be carried. [laughter] Ariana, what do you want me to—Can I please have a soy latte? Did you know I demand to be carried everywhere?

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That is—that is the kind of pop star I am. If you see me anywhere, it's 'cause I didn't walk there myself, I promise.

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A radio question tries to box her in, then an album tease gives her a cleaner way out.

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If you could use makeup or your phone o

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Makeup or your phone? what you think girls have trouble [laughter] choosing between? Yeah, I absolutely.

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Is this men assuming that that's what girls would have to choose between? that's not a question.

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Can you really go anywhere without your cell phone? Yes. How long can you go without looking at Twitter?

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Many hours. Hours. Many hours. I don't believe it. Can you Can you drop any song hints?

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I like a gum drop. Is it okay? You don't You look the most beautiful gum drop. It's fantastic. Don't change anything. You look great.

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[laughter] On the carpet, posing becomes its own survival strategy before another celebrity reference steals the focus.

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Yeah, the hardest part is over. The weird picture part is over, which is great.

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You're getting the When the photos are happening, cuz you got some mugs on. See, this is what I do. I give you like this, and then I give you a pony flip, and then I do this way, and then I do another pony flip,

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and I hope for the best, but I always look like a nervous wreck. Now, I wonder if you saw that meme [singing] of Beyoncé's braid when it came to life.

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Oh my god, it was amazing. The braid said "Hey I Hey, hey, hey. It was amazing.

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Don't you count me out. Now, I'm supposed to be You can get it. You can't You just can't help it a little bit.

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Fan meetings sound glamorous from the outside, but the awkward part is usually standing right next to the parent.

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What happens when they actually meet you? Do they lose their minds? Well, there are three things that happen. They either come in very confidently and they're like, "Yass, girl!" They they come in, you know, with energy. Or they come in crying and can't

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say much. [laughter] Or there are the ones that are really, really quiet and their parents are kind of forcing them to be there. THEY'RE LIKE, "AUGER, YOU WANTED THIS.

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YOU LIKE HER, AUGER. [laughter] RIGHT HERE, DO IT." FORCING THEM. A STORY ABOUT MODELING gets funnier when the real talent belongs to someone who cannot explain it.

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And this is And what did he get paid? In Los Angeles. And I was like, "Hell yeah, my dog will totally model." He's so cute.

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Your dog can close one eye. Sometimes he Yeah, he'll do it sometimes when I don't know if he's if he means to do it, but he'll he'll just do it and he'll be like But he'll he'll kind of hold it

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sometimes and be like [laughter] Makeup tutorial rules disappear fast when the person holding the products barely knows what he bought.

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What's up, guys? Today I'm here with Ariana Grande. Today you're going to be doing my makeup, aren't you?

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I'm excited. I'm scared. I went shopping earlier, guys, and spent 80 pounds on makeup. I don't even know what it is.

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This was don't know what any of it is? No, I'll I'll show you. I bought some like sponges and stuff and like brushes.

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I don't need [music] sponges. You don't need any of that. Can I go in?

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Are you going to make me look like you? Can I start? Yeah, you can start whenever you want.

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Are you going to make me look as good as you? Oh, look at this color.

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[laughter] Wow. Is it the right color, yeah? I don't know. No, doesn't matter. I I thought you'd It's not necessarily an honest match, but um I think it'll work.

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I thought you were meant to be good at this. [laughter] A relationship question enters carefully, but the host's wording makes the whole couch feel trapped.

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that you're with is Mac Miller, right? He was here before. He was a dancer or no, he's a rapper. He was He was with you.

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We performed together on your show we were babies. I asked you something about him and you said, "Oh, uh you know, I'm his homie." And now he's living in your homie.

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So you've been friends and then all of a sudden now you find out This is so crazy. I've never like had the relationship talk on a show before.

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It's just me so far. Yeah. You haven't joined in. But But you're with him, right? And And you're happy and stuff?

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Good. Okay. That's good. Good talk. game turns dangerous once one answer comes too quickly to pretend it needed thought.

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What is my most embarrassing bad habit? Why did you write it that fast? Like you like that all the other ones you really thought about it.

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OH MY GOSH. ALL RIGHT, LET ME SHOW MY embarrassing My first? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Laugh. What was embarrassing bad habit is laugh. I might I laugh too much. No, I like your laugh. You're good in that department. This was the one.

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That's right, CUZ I'M YOUR SECOND CRUSH. I GOT YOU, GIRL. THE HAUNTED HOUSE starts with confidence, but the rules collapse before they even get past the first room.

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Andy Lassner here. Ariana Grande. That's fine. Yeah, it's more I think just See? It's just noise.

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It's more about the We got this. It's so bad. And oh. Oh, it's bad. It's bad. It's bad.

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It's so bad. No, no, no, [screaming] no. No, no, no, no. Okay, you're going to get THE WIN.

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COME ON. OH. NO, NO, NO. OH, IT'S BAD. NO. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

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WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM. Back in interview mode, a basic future question gets derailed by one accidental word loop.

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First question, who would you like to work with in the future? Future. Future. I'd like to work with future in the future.

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Oh my god. So, what's your best dance move? I'm going to do the robot.

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Okay, I'm being told to do the robot, so Live weather should be controlled, but Ariana turns the map into something closer to a sketch.

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What did you do? I touched the monitor and I was I was fooling around. I was trying to do what you do and I pressed it and all the things went out.

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Just hit that button. [music] Okay. See? Oh, look at that. Okay, now touch the West Coast.

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West Coast, ladies and gentlemen. Boom. All right, look. There you go, see? Now, as it does, you can see we are going to get rid of some of those heavyweights, but the wave height 3 to 8 ft. Do you surf?

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No, I I don't. Do you want to? Um yes. Right here and I dive into the screen.

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go, into the screen. Boom. A dance class promises universal expression. Then the demonstration picks the least comfortable message possible.

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Listen, people. Okay, listen. Listen to us, people. Okay? Anything you want to say, you can say it with your body.

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Dance is the universal language. Watch me. I am hungry. I said, "I am hungry." You like that?

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Yes. Or this. I'm not vaccinated. I'm sorry. Are you not vaccinated? Excuse me, you can't actually ask me that in RFK's America.

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The final story belongs to Nona because even a family meet and greet can arrive with its own agenda.

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My whole family's here, but she was really looking forward to meeting you. And when I told her that I was going to take her here and to meet you, she was like, "Oh, I got to stop planning my

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outfit." And I was like, "Nona, what do you think is going to come from this?" And she goes, "You never know. I'm very naughty."

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