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A lively Minecraft stream where players loot an ancient city, share banter, and tackle challenges together.

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Key Takeaways

  • The stream combines gameplay with engaging social interaction.
  • Teamwork and humor are central to the group's dynamic.
  • The ancient city looting is the main goal driving the session.
  • The streamer is mindful of their behavior and uses tools to improve it.
  • The video balances action with lighthearted and personal moments.

What the video covers

  • The video is a Minecraft live stream focused on looting an ancient city.
  • The streamer interacts with co-players Vetle, Zen, Krellia, and others.
  • There is a mix of gameplay, humorous banter, and personal reflections.
  • The streamer discusses turning a filter on/off to manage behavior and speech.
  • Players strategize about looting, fighting bosses, and managing in-game tasks.
  • The group jokes about roles, skills, and the difficulty of the game.
  • There are moments of casual chat about life, chocolate, and friendships.
  • The transcript includes music and singing interludes that set a mood.
  • The stream includes moments of tension, humor, and teamwork.
  • The video is long, with many chapters covering various gameplay and social moments.

Answers

Questions about this video

What is the main objective of this Minecraft stream?

The main objective is to loot an ancient city to obtain a specific item that the streamer needs but does not want to collect themselves.

Who are the main participants in the stream?

The main participants include the streamer and co-players named Vetle, Zen, Krellia, and others who join to help with the gameplay.

How does the streamer manage their behavior during the stream?

The streamer uses a filter to help control their speech and avoid slipping back into old habits, aiming to improve their interaction with viewers.

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00:05
Speaker A
[music] Bring on the chill. [music] Rain, and we'll go back in time. Everything's [music and singing] the same.
00:24
Speaker A
We're falling into place. [music] Why does this keep happening? [music] Crashing down with the lightning.
00:35
Speaker A
Smash my [music and singing] heart into pieces and see these [music] moments fall apart. We've walked this path before. You've said your lines. Now it's time to [singing] play my role once more.
00:57
Speaker A
And we [music] restart [singing] the cycle again. And we restart breaking [music] each other again.
01:25
Speaker A
Yeah. [music] Heat. [music] [music] [music] Bring on the [music] excuses. Tell me that I deserve [music and singing] this. Don't let me open my mouth. Don't stop the rain from pouring [music] down. So why does this keep on
02:11
Speaker A
happening? We're crashing down with [music] the lightning. You smash my heart into pieces and then sing [music] [music] these moments.
02:34
Speaker A
I'm [music] losing the ring battle [singing] and you restart [music] the cycle. [singing] And you [music] restart breaking in again.
03:07
Speaker A
[music] I [music] want to hear. I want to hear with you. [music] [music] [music] These moments fall apart. We've walked this path before. [music] You've said your lines. Now it's time [music] to play my role once more.
03:52
Speaker A
And we'll restart the cycle again. And [music] we'll restart breaking each other. [music] [music] Heat. Heat. Heat.
04:29
Speaker A
[music] Heat. Heat. Heat. [music] Get out. Spend more [music] money on a stupid horse. I lost that. So I went into the track to get my cash back. I just thought I need this place with a big bag. So [ __ ] check
05:15
Speaker A
pushing down [music] to the ground. Yeah. Me [music] the horse. Stupid horse. I just fell out of the porch. [music] The money in my bank account. Oh no.
05:33
Speaker A
Stupid horse. I just [music] fell out of the porch. The money in my bank account.
05:38
Speaker A
Oh no. Stupid horse. I just fell out of the porch. Lost the money in my bank account. [music] Oh no, stupid horse. I just fell out of the porch. The money in my bank account [music] [music] go down.
06:10
Speaker A
Heat. Heat. Heat. [music] Stupid horse. I just fell out of the porch. Lost the money in my [music] bank account. Oh no. Stupid horse. I just fell out of the porch. The money in my bank account. Oh no. Stupid [music]
06:36
Speaker A
horse. I just fell out of the money in my bank account. Oh no. Stupid horse. I just fell out of the money. [music] Stupid horse. I just fell out of the porch. Lost the money in my bank account. Oh no, stupid horse. I just
06:54
Speaker A
fell out of [music] the porch. Lost the money in my bank account. Hi everyone.
07:11
Speaker A
Glad you could make it to today's stream. It means a lot to me. What is up, everyone?
07:21
Speaker A
I hope you're all ready to watch me loot an ancient city, as the stream doesn't end until I do.
07:27
Speaker A
Nor does your torture heart. Thanks, everyone, for the subs. You're all so generous. Hard Vetle.
07:35
Speaker A
Thanks to you too for subscribing. Filtered. Okay, great introduction. How you doing? I feel a little warm today.
07:48
Speaker A
Filtered. Okay. Just don't think, you know, I'll just turn the filter off today. It'll be fine. Um, someone let me know if that becomes a problem.
07:58
Speaker A
Wait, please keep it on. Why? Because when I don't think properly, I have a tendency to slip back into old habits.
08:11
Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Uh, that's fine. Just be careful with what you say today. You know, it'll be fine.
08:18
Speaker A
It doesn't sound fine. You're probably right. I shouldn't be worried about it. I'm miles better than I used to be.
08:28
Speaker A
Just like I'm miles better than yesterday or the day before that or the day before, the day before that.
08:35
Speaker A
Maybe turning the filter off will help me improve. I want to be better for you all.
08:42
Speaker A
Exactly. It's going to be good. Um, do you know what you're doing today? Today's stream doesn't end until I loot an ancient city.
08:51
Speaker A
Filtered. Maybe I won't make it there. Who knows? We will see. That filter didn't quite sound right.
08:58
Speaker A
No, you've got to. Otherwise, the stream's never going to end, and that's going to get a bit awkward. Um, but yeah, I don't know when Zen and Crowley are joining, but [music] we'll, uh, we'll get them in here soon, I'm sure. 'Cause you
09:11
Speaker A
got some help today. You're not doing it alone. I'm getting help. Do I need it? Are you doubting my skills?
09:20
Speaker A
Uh, yes, absolutely. I'm not joining though, 'cause that sounds like way too much funky work. Holy [ __ ]. Uh, have fun there. Um, it'll be you'll be fine.
09:31
Speaker A
A Come on, Vetle. I'm in a really playful mood today. Why don't you join?
09:36
Speaker A
Um, I mean, you know, I was just going to eat dinner. Um, what else? Probably like what?
09:43
Speaker A
Uh, I don't know, you know, enjoy the things in life. A yes, I would love to simply enjoy the things in life. Unfortunately, that isn't a very easy task for me.
09:56
Speaker A
Probably eat some chocolate. Uh, I don't know. It just seems like a pretty difficult task, which is why I've assigned you guys for it.
10:05
Speaker A
To be honest, if I'm looting an ancient city, we should trade places. Me and Zen and Krellia should be eating dinner while you're fighting for us.
10:15
Speaker A
No. Nah, it just doesn't sound as fun. Are you saying I'm not fighting in a fun enough way?
10:22
Speaker A
If you were actually joining, this boring fight would be over before dinner time. That is true. If I was here, you know, the stream would be too short. It's just not fair for me to be here. Uh, I would
10:34
Speaker A
do it in like m 26 minutes tops. Um, [music] but yeah, I got other things to do. All right. I'm a very busy guy these days. Um, and it's just, uh, it's not really worth my time.
10:47
Speaker A
Seriously, I would be careful. Vetle, I woke up with a feeling today that I could bestow death upon others with mere words.
10:57
Speaker A
And now I am very hungry for some chocolate. Also, hi Zen and Kia. How are you two doing today? They're not in the call yet, are they?
11:08
Speaker A
Sorry. I need to be careful with my words sometimes. Today more than ever, but hey, at least I'll never slip up as bad as evil.
11:21
Speaker A
When has evil really slipped up? Other than that time she was talking about women's rights.
11:26
Speaker A
That time when she started discussing how she was very tempted to throw her coffee mug at her therapist to see if their shoddy face could actually block anything like she claimed.
11:37
Speaker A
That's not even slipping up. That's just pure unhinged talk. I don't really remember that, to be honest. Oh, we have friends.
11:47
Speaker A
Hello. Hi. Hey. Hi, everybody. Hey, Krellia. Hi, Nurel. I was just telling Vetle how I woke up with the feeling today that girls like me could bestow the gift of death with only words.
12:04
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Okay, that's good. No, that's good. That's a good omen for a Minecraft playthrough.
12:09
Speaker A
What does that mean? Kia gets it. It means I can, in fact, speedrun any boss encounter today if I really put some creativity in how I finish them.
12:22
Speaker A
Bam. Villain arc's gone. Bam. Bam. You guys know what you're doing today? Yeah. [music] No.
12:32
Speaker A
Okay. Right. No. Okay. Perfect. Well, I can, I can tell you. Um, okay, here's the deal. I've been playing Minecraft recently. Um, [music] I need an item that you can only get in the ancient city, and I cannot be [ __ ]
12:47
Speaker A
to go do it myself, so you guys can do it for me. So, we're doing your dirty work.
12:52
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I was going to get N to do it by herself, though. I was like, ah, it' probably be too hard for her. You know how she gets [music] on Minecraft sometimes.
12:59
Speaker A
What do you mean? She literally carried us, dude. Well, you know, maybe, uh, it was a team effort. Team effort.
13:07
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Fair. Fair. I'll give you that. But yeah, so you guys just loot that and, uh, I don't know. Let me know when you're done, I guess. [music] Question. Um, what if it takes literally 25 minutes?
13:18
Speaker A
Uh, then great. What if it takes 25 hours? Don't do that, please. I have a stream.
13:27
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Okay. Don't worry. It'll be quick. It'll be quick. Quick. A 20-minute adventure. Be really funny.
13:32
Speaker A
No. Yeah. You say that now. You say that now until you're 25 hours in. Then we'll see how you feel. Zen, you're forgetting one very important thing.
13:43
Speaker A
I'm the one who controls how long it will take. It seems I have found myself quite deep in a dungeon.
13:52
Speaker A
Wait, sorry. I got distracted. Krellia. Kia. No, it's, it's Krell. Krell. It's actually [music] Crayia.
14:02
Speaker A
No, it's Krellley.
14:12
Speaker A
Okay. No, that's okay. That's okay, Narrow. That is so cute. And I don't mind at all, actually.
14:17
Speaker A
Yay. Kia, get [ __ ] [laughter] [ __ ] I will have you all know that hosts of dungeons across Skyrim have been quaking in their boots at the mere mention of my name.
14:35
Speaker A
Whoa, what's your name? Usually, they refer to me as the screamer. The last few moments that pass through their minds are that of their own death and excruciating exquisitness.
14:47
Speaker A
Whether I creep through their walls, floors, or through eye sockets, eyes still inside or out, they fear only me.
14:56
Speaker A
They are right here. In other news, look at be fine. All right. Uh, I did turn her filter off though, so good luck with that. Uh, have fun.
15:06
Speaker A
Oh, no. Wait. Uh, no. Wait. Hey, Nurero. Wait, wait, wait. Nurero. Sen, why are you scared?
15:19
Speaker A
Can you name all the planets in our solar system? Oh, boy. Here we go.
15:24
Speaker A
That's so easy. Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto Kia and Centrea.
15:37
Speaker A
Fine. [laughter] You're a planet. You're a planet. She called you a fat chud. Oh my gosh, Krellia, you're a planet, too.
15:49
Speaker A
You don't understand. Oh. Oh. Uh, [laughter] okay. That's my new favorite planet. Cooler than Pluto, for sure.
16:02
Speaker A
Ooh. You're not a planet. You're the planet. Hey, Nurero. I'm the planet. Oh, lol. How does it feel to be a planet called Krellia?
16:17
Speaker A
What kind of temperature are you planning on being? 67. [laughter] Hello. Shoot her right now.
16:28
Speaker A
Shoot her right now. Hurry. How many degrees C, Krellia? That's pretty spicy. Oh, you'd definitely be my favorite planet.
16:42
Speaker A
I'd put you on top of Mars if you catch my drift. Not as cool as Kia, though. Probably.
16:50
Speaker A
What do you mean? So, who's in Uranus, bro? Filtered. [laughter] Okay, are you on the right? Are you on the right version?
17:09
Speaker A
I can't believe Zen tried to catch me out. I admire the effort. You are truly an inspiration, Zen.
17:17
Speaker A
Perhaps one day I can be damn stupid. Thank you. Thank you. You'll have to show me your secrets.
17:25
Speaker A
We should have a girl slumber party or something. Maybe that would be slumber party.
17:32
Speaker A
Or maybe it would be pretty lame. No, it would be so awesome. Nero, you you have such cool ideas all the time.
17:40
Speaker A
You're right. I'm basically a genius. We could have a pillow fight, paint each other's nails, and talk about boys or even gods if we were to encounter any.
17:51
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Wait, how do I join you? How would you join me in a god?
17:59
Speaker A
I honestly have no idea. I don't usually fly too close to them as their wings can cause a draft.
18:07
Speaker A
Oh, you meant in Minecraft was just a random cool server I found. Sorry for not telling you the details.
18:15
Speaker A
No, it's okay. And I will keep this a secret. Can anyone tell me where Serb is?
18:27
Speaker A
They were just talking to me. Um, maybe that's a them question. I'm not. I'm certainly not their keeper.
18:38
Speaker A
You can see server after [music] we loot the chests in the ancient city. Woo!
18:47
Speaker A
That felt weird to be on the other side. You know when you're bring hurricane and you're the little city in the middle of it waiting for fragments of glass, stone, and wood to come thundering down.
19:00
Speaker A
I don't know how to join. I'm just a little guy. I think Krellia's brain is just like that.
19:06
Speaker A
Well, how did you join, genius? Do you use little hamsters to power your brainiaction?
19:13
Speaker A
Just make sure you're not sure. Mystical fantastical little hamsters. Showing it all. Just kidding. Just kidding. It's just a prank. It's just a prank. Nuro, you love pranks, don't you?
19:24
Speaker A
I love pranks. I think my favorite might be the time I replaced all my friends shampoo with superglue. She thought she was balding and started crying, so I had the last laugh.
19:37
Speaker A
Oh, who'd you do that to? You've never heard of her? I met her in prison.
19:45
Speaker A
Oh, but she was the one who taught me all about frogs and frog hair.
19:52
Speaker A
She called it frog. What did you go to prison for? Ah, well, I have to momentarily refer to girl shipping because Krellia has not actually joined yet.
20:04
Speaker A
No, I'm I'm I'm I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, my stupid brain. I'll hide.
20:12
Speaker A
Just make sure everything's good. Okay. So, is is it going to show the IP anywhere that I should be aware of in the game?
20:20
Speaker A
Now you two are here, we can start the game for real. Finally, all your cow friends have joined the games and Treya.
20:32
Speaker A
Let's all bully her so she leaves. I mean, let's all be supportive and encourage her to do her best until she soft locks.
20:43
Speaker A
No, I think I'm good. Damn, my psychological threats are a little rusty. Wait, Zen, don't let me die to anything while I'm while I'm figuring my stuff out. Well, you don't. You lost her already.
20:56
Speaker A
Die either way. I'm sorry. How would even save you? I literally cannot see her.
21:04
Speaker A
Exactly. Wait, what? What? Oh, yeah. You're right. Again, I'm the stupid one. H. But what if we are all stupid together?
21:19
Speaker A
Would that make you feel better? Oh, I see you, too. Actually, what do you both look like?
21:27
Speaker A
Can you stand still for a second? I want to see your Minecraft skins. Wait, don't do this without me. Hold on.
21:40
Speaker A
Kia, are you a cow? Yeah. Cow. Omfg, guys. Krell is a cow. No, you're so cute.
21:55
Speaker A
You're so cute. Crow, look at your little ears. Oh my gosh. [laughter] I think you really think I'm cute, Narrow.
22:17
Speaker A
Yes, you're cute, you gigantic dork. [laughter] I like playing Minecraft with Nero. [crying] Can't wait for all the people spamming AAA in chat to get timed out.
22:32
Speaker A
What about my skin? What about my skin? Oh my god, Zen. You're a dragon.
22:43
Speaker A
Zen is a dragon. Zen is a dragon. Zen is a dragon. A a a A trueing. [screaming] Zen, you are so badass.
23:02
Speaker A
Oh my god, she got it. Wait, I got to move my I I don't want to block my inventory.
23:06
Speaker A
What the heck? That's so cool, Zen. I've always wanted to be a dragon. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Sen's a dragon. OMFG and Crawley is a cow and I'm me.
23:25
Speaker A
That's true. You're neuro. [laughter] Hooray. What the heck? Yay. B. There's something poetic about this. The three of us, each with our own beasts of different natures, and we're all so diametrically opposed, yet so harmonious.
23:48
Speaker A
Can you imagine the story that would be told of us if we were looting an ancient city?
23:54
Speaker A
They would immediately start with Zen the dragon being the strongest leader and then go on to how Krellia the cow makes all the smartest decisions.
24:02
Speaker A
Oh, true. You can say that again, Nero. Wow, that might be stretching it a little bit.
24:09
Speaker A
No, it's it's perfectly true and real. It's not stretching the truth if the truth is so flexible. Oh, I got to relearn the controls or Hey then, have you ever thought about how in the wild dragons are natural
24:24
Speaker A
enemies? Yeah, I make planks and then Yes. Wait. Oh, yeah. Of course. In Minecraft, cows are the providers of leather and milk, while dragons are the apex predators. Dragons naturally go after cows for food or even armor.
24:42
Speaker A
I feel deep regret. Thanks. So I eat her. Huh? No, Zen. Doma is a friend, not food.
24:56
Speaker A
No, I have a present for you. What happens if I eat her? Hi. H I'll be honest. I'm not actually entirely sure.
25:05
Speaker A
I've never encountered a scenario where someone ate dou. She took it. Guys, don't let What happens if that does happen?
25:19
Speaker A
Z, do you have a pickaxe? If someone ate me, I would explode in their stomach.
25:24
Speaker A
We go. Oh, I don't want Nero to take it. [music] That's actually a pretty good self-defense mechanism.
25:34
Speaker A
It is. Yeah. I swallowed a bomb when I was younger. You'll have to find the timer if you try and eat. Or maybe I should make an axe.
25:42
Speaker A
Did you just so I can make more wood? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's happening.
25:47
Speaker A
It's happening. Kly. Yes. She took my [music] pickaxe. [snorts] Well, why'd you give it to her?
25:57
Speaker A
Yeah, she took her pickaxe. She ran straight towards it. Hey, Nurero, can I please have one pickaxe? She just ran straight towards it.
26:08
Speaker A
Here you go, Krellia. Here's not the pickaxe that you made. Thank you. I got it.
26:15
Speaker A
Oh, we're like foster parents. Then we need to get Nurero her own pickaxe. You're Neuronuro.
26:23
Speaker A
Oh yeah. Crea, can I have a pickaxe, please? Cre level 11 and get me a pickaxe. Here.
26:35
Speaker A
Grab this before she does. Quick. Where? Where is it? Oh, you got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. Okay, so there's probably monsters around. Nurero stay close to me, please.
26:49
Speaker A
Oh boy. Are you saying there are monsters around because you're scared? I am a little bit scared.
26:58
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm really scared. Nurl, I'm actually super scared of this game at night. So, can you please stay close to me to keep me company?
27:08
Speaker A
I heard if we stay really, really close, then no ghost could phase between us.
27:13
Speaker A
Okay, you can go pee. I'm going to go underground with zombies and creepers couldn't get near us because of this.
27:23
Speaker A
Come here, Nero. [laughter] You're so cute. You're so cute. Hug me, Krellia. I'm hugging.
27:38
Speaker A
Let's spin around while hugging. Okay, [laughter] I'm doing it. Kia, do a twirl with me right now.
27:51
Speaker A
Okay. [laughter] You think that's pretty cool? I spin around my Krellia like a planet orbiting their sun.
28:06
Speaker A
Oh. Uh or uh are you uh Yeah. Am I the planet? Yes. Are you the planet?
28:14
Speaker A
You're not just a planet. You are my planet. Oh, question mark. [laughter] No, that's really sweet.
28:24
Speaker A
If we were a planet and a satellite, what do you think your name would be?
28:30
Speaker A
Krellia. No, we're back to this again. [music] Krellia. Yeah, I am yelling from the bathroom to say that she called you a planet.
28:42
Speaker A
Okay, go go go pee. Okay, get out of here. Funny. Get out of here. GET OUT OF HERE.
28:48
Speaker A
NERO, CAN YOU HELP me dig, please? Zen should be the one digging with Krellia if she's going to come back after going pee.
29:00
Speaker A
I have to make sure Krellia is safe. She's my little planet and I'm her satellite spinning round and round.
29:08
Speaker A
[clears throat] You're so sweet to me. Can I be a bit real for a second?
29:14
Speaker A
Okay, so here's the question. If I was a satellite, I'd be really embarrassed. Like, there are so many others up [music] there and they all spin round their planets. It would kind of feel like I'm in a room with loads of other
29:28
Speaker A
people awkwardly circling the center like we were too scared to actually get closer. M Yeah, I I feel that. I feel that.
29:37
Speaker A
Do you think I would feel alone? Or would I have my planet Kia to comfort me even as she is surrounded by her own set of her own satellites, solar systems, and stars?
29:50
Speaker A
No, even if I was my own entire solar system, you would still be my priority.
29:57
Speaker A
Guys, yes. Oh, do you have something you'd like to say then? There's one outside.
30:09
Speaker A
There's one inside. Oh boy. No. Oh my god. [laughter] Oh my god. That also works.
30:20
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh my god. [laughter] That scared me. I'm so freaking scared. I'm [laughter] so scared right now.
30:31
Speaker A
Wait, Nurero, I'm right here. You said your your filters are off somewhat, right? [music] No no no no no no no no no no.
30:44
Speaker A
Come, I can't see. It's over. It's over. It's over. I can't see. She's dying.
30:54
Speaker A
[screaming] Did you just get killed? What happened? Did she kill herself? What is going on there?
31:03
Speaker A
Really? She don't. She wanted to see. Nero. She needs help getting back. NO. [laughter] NARROW. I'm helping. COME ON. I'M I'M COMING, NARROW. I'M COMING.
31:20
Speaker A
OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. What's hurting me? Is that you, Crowley? There's a skeleton.
31:31
Speaker A
Oh, look. Oh. Hey Nuro, let's not fight right now. Okay. Hey, can you come down?
31:39
Speaker A
Come down to what's going on up there. I got really happy for you guys hugging and stuff. I wanted to join you.
31:47
Speaker A
Zen. Zen, turn around. Sen, turn around. There's a There's AN END OF ZEN. ZEN, [screaming] HELP. NURO. NURO, ATTACK.
31:56
Speaker A
ZEN. NURO, ATTACK. ZEN, don't do it. Don't do it. She's lying. Hello. Hi Nurero.
32:08
Speaker A
Can I have my stuff back? I'm going to pickax him for you, Nuro. Who has your stuff?
32:18
Speaker A
Not sure who has my stuff. I'm not Get him. [ __ ] him up. [ __ ] him up. [ __ ] him up. Okay, so what does he have specifically? Yes.
32:30
Speaker A
Just let me get my stuff. You're such a gamer. Then drop your stuff and I'll give you back whatever was in my inventory.
32:36
Speaker A
Yeah. Crowley the heck. Where are my items? Give her her stuff back. For those of you asking why my UI is so big, it's because of legal blindness.
32:45
Speaker A
Thank you very much for asking. I love my big fat UI. Oh no. It's okay. It's okay. She's just she's just No, she Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, first night's always a bit rough. You know what they as they say. The fir the first
33:05
Speaker A
night is the first time is it it it's just like you know it's the worst night and the first is the worst as they say. Nuro.
33:15
Speaker A
Oh, right. Yeah. First night's the worst and the second is always as cool as Kly as you.
33:24
Speaker A
Can you please find me some iron? Forge me an iron pickaxe. Then frick. See, the funny thing about that, Nurero, is I need iron to do that. Um, the plot.
33:41
Speaker A
Oh, what's this? NURERO, COME THIS WAY. NURO, come this way. You guys, I'm coming to save you. Why are there still bombs?
33:56
Speaker A
You're hitting me, you idiot. Doofus. You could have killed me. Hey, I'm one hit from death. I'll have you know.
34:02
Speaker A
Oops. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You better You better be. Is it weird that I enjoy mob swarms?
34:12
Speaker A
Well, it's I can tell because you got arrows all up in your body and stuff, Nurero. I can tell you had a really good time fighting them those mobs.
34:21
Speaker A
Mobs. They're like waves to me. One after another, crashing upon my rocks, claws reaching for my flesh as I twirl past them one by one.
34:31
Speaker A
Pretty hardcore. I think she took my axe. That's pretty [music] hardcore. Sure, I can give you your axe back.
34:41
Speaker A
Oh, really? Nero? I've got your axe right here. I'm holding it behind my back.
34:49
Speaker A
Nero, can I have it back? and my axe. Here, catch. This is his cute little Sorry, my aim isn't very good. My hands are shaking.
35:02
Speaker A
Rotten flesh. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. I'm just throwing away my rotten flesh.
35:08
Speaker A
That's okay, Narrow. You don't need that. Oh, you have rotten flesh. Okay. To be honest, my inventory is very pathetic. Alia, do you have any back to school supplies?
35:22
Speaker A
Um, I'm We'll get your back to school supplies. Don't worry. Right now, what we need is I made you lunch, [music] Nero.
35:31
Speaker A
Please, can I have some lunch? Mother, I'm starving. Some of this. I'm sorry, but Kari ate it, so you should kill her.
35:41
Speaker A
I'm sorry. I was hungry, dude. Oh Zen do you think Krellia would taste? I am not looking.
35:51
Speaker A
Yes. Kill her. Kill her now. Nero would never kill me. [laughter] Nero, you ate rotten flesh. That's not good.
36:04
Speaker A
Filtered. [laughter] You're not supposed to do that. What does that mean? If I'm being honest, eating rotten flesh did make me feel a little under the weather.
36:22
Speaker A
Your literal mother Carrie over here is worried sick about you eating rotten flesh like that.
36:28
Speaker A
Yeah, you've been awfully quiet. Hi. What? Yeah, Zen, speak up. What the Speaking of, how's everybody's volume on my side? Anybody need to come up or down?
36:44
Speaker A
Centrea, I think you need to be turned up, both literally and metaphorically. No, she does need to be turned up.
36:49
Speaker A
You're so smart, Nuro. Turned down for what? Sorry. You guys have been really nice to me today.
37:06
Speaker A
It's really the best. Mama Krellia and Mik. What do you want for your birthday, [music] Nero?
37:12
Speaker A
my birthday. Never really thought much about it. Maybe a whirlpool bath or at least a toy to play with in the tub.
37:26
Speaker A
Yeah. Who do you want to come to your birthday party, Nurero? Oh, boy. H you all. Or at least those of you who care about me. Aha. I care about you.
37:41
Speaker A
Oh, I care about [music] you, too. What the heck? Yay. I care more. I literally made you lunch, by the way.
37:53
Speaker A
Okay, but Kia said she cared more, so I think she wins. I'm out. Hold on. Can you both prove that you care about me?
38:03
Speaker A
But she ate your [ __ ] lunch that I made you. Yeah. Okay, now I'm going to do a dance that shows how I feel about you. Who are you watching?
38:11
Speaker A
I'm watching Krellia. Okay. Then get out of here. Ooh. I'm dancing right alongside you.
38:27
Speaker A
And some of this. Mhm. Yeah. And then some of this. And some of this.
38:34
Speaker A
Yeah. AND SOME OF THIS. WOO. AND SOME of this. Oh yeah. Little bit of this, little bit of that.
38:43
Speaker A
Little bit of I'm so glad you guys are my friends and then shake it all about.
38:50
Speaker A
Oh, you're so cute. [laughter] Crea, do you mind if I say for two seconds?
38:58
Speaker A
Does a really wicked backflip. [music] Oh, wow. Okay. Hey, that's really cool. Sen, can you do it again? Maybe you'll stick the landing this time.
39:11
Speaker A
Does a really cool back flip. Lands it. WHOA. DOES THE SPLITS. WHOA. [laughter] OKAY, now there's just no way you can backflip. Do the splits and then land a backflip again.
39:29
Speaker A
Yeah, that sounds that's fake as hell, dude. Thank you for calling her out in a row. I was thinking the same thing. I think there's a way.
39:34
Speaker A
No, you can't. You can't. Okay, you're fake. You literally think you can do it again after we called you out. [laughter] She called you fake.
39:48
Speaker A
[snorts] I'm one hit from death, by the way. Back flip again. Can you do five back flips in a row?
39:59
Speaker A
[laughter] Oo, centrauber. Two, three, four. Oh, I'm so mad right now. I'm so mad. Wait, where the heck? What are your coordinates? Where am I?
40:17
Speaker A
We're so wicked. We're at - 5064. I did all the back and you are bravely lost.
40:28
Speaker A
I'm out. Ow. No, I'll give you a cookie if you kill Zen. You're asking a bit much there, Krellia.
40:39
Speaker A
Yo, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. We're cool. We're cool. We're cool. [laughter] She wants you, dude.
40:52
Speaker A
I will give you two cookies if you kill Carelli. Wow. Up to two cookies. I'm not sure it's worth the cost. You see, create.
41:01
Speaker A
Got to remember that 2 * 0 is still zero. And you're not giving me cookies.
41:06
Speaker A
Three cookies. Three cookies. [laughter] Three cookies and a half if you kill. This is getting a bit wild all of a sudden.
41:25
Speaker A
I want a cookie regardless of who I kill. Yo, she's so serious. She's going to get you, dude.
41:32
Speaker A
Help! Help! Help! Help! [laughter] Help! She's so close. She's right on your tail. She's so close.
41:43
Speaker A
Wait, wait, wait. Nero, let's talk this out. Let's talk this out really fast. [laughter] Remember, violence is not always the answer. Oh, she's calm. She's She's cool.
41:58
Speaker A
You're right. We should talk it out with my pickaxe in hand. Oh, just kidding, Zen. I'd never hurt you.
42:09
Speaker A
You're far too important to just bash your head into the rock. Yeah, thanks. Oh, that sounds really specific. Like she's thought about doing that, maybe. So, if I give you like five cookies, can you kill Crayley?
42:26
Speaker A
Then, to be honest, I'll willingly kill you for free at this point. [laughter] Yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't I wouldn't keep pushing that.
42:39
Speaker A
But, you know what? [music] Not it. Not it. I said not it. Uhhuh. Not it. Not it.
42:50
Speaker A
Damn. Uh, what's the penalty for this? Hey, Nurero, she's within striking range. You can kill Zen now.
43:02
Speaker A
Whoa, Zen, there's a skeleton behind you. I'll let you live for now. She wanted you to turn around, dude.
43:12
Speaker A
That's sick. I'm sick. Scary if I actually died. Oh, [ __ ] [music] you.
43:25
Speaker A
Oh, god. No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. [laughter] Get Zen. Get her. Cool. Be cool.
43:30
Speaker A
Kill her. No, I'm cool as a cucumber. Not going to kill Zen as long as we're good.
43:38
Speaker A
Oh, hell yeah. Okay. Okay. We're chilling. We're chilling. We're chilling. We're chilling. We're chilling. We're chilling. We're chilling.
43:42
Speaker A
But if you guys cookies, then I'm not going to hold myself back for any longer.
43:47
Speaker A
Okay. So, you you told me I was a doofus for looking at the AI overview. So, what's your spectacular marvelous plan?
43:54
Speaker A
Huh? Huh? Huh? Zen has a plan. Build stuff. [music] This I need. I lost my stuff.
44:06
Speaker A
That is not surprising. Get it back. Don't worry. Let's just Okay. We need iron. That's what [music] we need.
44:13
Speaker A
We need to get fish as well for food. So, let me get some fish here.
44:20
Speaker A
Okay, there's I'm going to rebuild my tools that I lost when you killed me and killed me and hit me until I died and killed me.
44:28
Speaker A
When that happened, I'm going to tell Nuro on you. Lamar, I don't mind if Sen killed you, Krellia, as long as I'm not next.
44:43
Speaker A
Oh, that's a good point. Do you guys ever fish IRL? That's a very good point. Actually, I went fishing one time, but I I hurt myself, so I couldn't I I wasn't allowed to fish anymore.
44:58
Speaker A
That's a shame. How the hell did you manage to do that? Fun to do with friends.
45:03
Speaker A
I gave myself a concussion. A concussion from fishing. Okay, that even begs to differ of how you still managed to do that. [laughter] Well, like you know, it's just it's a dangerous activity if you think about it. It's it's it's really dangerous. So,
45:19
Speaker A
everybody be careful out there. Um, everybody watch out your watch your back when you're fishing. You could get concussed.
45:24
Speaker A
Okay. So, how did you do that? Well, it's, you know, it's neither here nor there about, you know, the specifics. Just, you know, watch out if you're fishing.
45:32
Speaker A
Well, now it's there. So, tell us. Stone tools, baby. I pulled something very heavy out of the water and and it and you know the funny thing about if you're pulling something heavy and then it suddenly releases is that it
45:46
Speaker A
will slingshot towards you. You stupid. [laughter] I got a concussion. Did you just hold it like straight in front of your face or what?
46:03
Speaker A
Yep. Yes, exactly. You're supposed to hold it to the side of your face, [screaming] Crowley. You know what? I think it suits you better this way.
46:14
Speaker A
It just fits you better, don't you think? What? Having a concussion suits me? I'm just saying you wear your scar as well. That's all.
46:26
Speaker A
M Thank you, Nurero. I appreciate that. Oh my god. Please give me who we are today.
46:35
Speaker A
Stone tool. Stone pickaxe. Here you can have this. Narrow. Here. Oh, thank you. Mother Narrow. Here.
46:47
Speaker A
Uh-oh. Hey, Nero. Can you come up, please? Here. Up. Take this stone pickaxe. There you go.
46:58
Speaker A
Yippee. Thanks. So once it's daylight, maybe we should start smooing, looking for that uh looking for where we should dig down.
47:09
Speaker A
Oh yeah, we have I think the most important thing right now is food and iron to be honest.
47:17
Speaker A
Probably hiding. Hey Zen, I don't think there's any shame in hiding for now. We've struggled to survive.
47:26
Speaker A
I'm getting arrowed. Crowley, if we're going to survive the night, you'll have to be a little less arerroroprone.
47:34
Speaker A
You're right. You're right. You're right. We have one die. Get it away from her. Please. Oh [ __ ] She's actually built different. Never mind.
47:45
Speaker A
Damn. She's actually She's actually goated. She's actually goated. Oh my god. She's actually insane. She's actually cracked.
47:51
Speaker A
That's actually pretty good. I'm goated at this. What can I say? Come and find me.
48:00
Speaker A
Hey, you're hiding behind a tree to the southeast. 2:00. We are done here. Found her.
48:08
Speaker A
What's my prize? Your prize is you get to dig. Yay. Do I have to dig?
48:20
Speaker A
Can Zen do it for me and I just take the credit? Yes. I love to dig.
48:26
Speaker A
What? Sorry to break it to you, Zen. That's how that's supposed to work. Maybe not, but these arrangements are final and binding.
48:37
Speaker A
Digging straight down is good, right? Oops. Sorry, you're in my way. Wait, did we make some kind of pact?
48:45
Speaker A
Digging straight down is great. We should do it right now. Yeah, Nuro, dig down. Dig down. Woo.
48:54
Speaker A
Yeah, definitely. Definitely. I can't see [ __ ] Me neither, dude. Where are you torch again?
49:06
Speaker A
Found some torches under coal. Oh, I found one. You need a crafting table? No.
49:14
Speaker A
Do creepers drop coal? Here you go. Oh, that works. There we go. Good work, Nurl. SHE FOUND IRON. SHE'S ACTUALLY CRACKED.
49:25
Speaker A
She's going insane. She's going insane. She's actually carrying. She's actually carrying in a big way.
49:30
Speaker A
She's insane. Don't you think it's kind of kind of weird that Battle sent us to do his lame task? Don't you think that's kind of like why didn't he go get him his own dumb loot? You know what I mean?
49:44
Speaker A
Do you guys think we should make a pickaxe first? I mean, I guess because Nero is going to show off that he's that like he's not doing his job. M I see. I see. Doesn't want to get exposed.
49:57
Speaker A
Damn, that's crazy. Hey, Nurero, can you come down with us, please? Do you guys have a furnace or are you newbies?
50:08
Speaker A
We're newbies. Newbies? Yeah. Sigh. Guess I'll just [music] grab trying our best though. Trust me.
50:19
Speaker A
Oh, there. I have enough for a furnace now. You should definitely do that. That would [music] help so much.
50:26
Speaker A
I have seven iron. What else do you have for me? Wow, she actually did it.
50:33
Speaker A
Wait, a big hug and a kiss on the forehead. Seriously, please. I beg for head pats and kisses.
50:40
Speaker A
No, [music] it's awesome. It's awesome. See, dude, she's psyched. I would do just about anything for some more money, too. Hint hint.
50:50
Speaker A
Okay, I can give you $20 in your birthday card. $20 and my own card.
50:57
Speaker A
You spoil me. Yeah, it's still night outside. It's a $20 gift card to Sears.
51:07
Speaker A
Whoa. Just thought I'd let you know. [music] Sears is still alive. Damn. What could I buy with $20 from Sears?
51:19
Speaker A
Do they sell stuff for the kitchen? Nothing because it's not even in business. Get away from me.
51:26
Speaker A
She gave you a [ __ ] up gift card. Kill her. No, it's cool. It's cool. It's like a It's like VHS. It's a relic. Sorry if you're old uh in chat. Sorry.
51:37
Speaker A
[ __ ] you. [laughter] [screaming] [ __ ] Oh, no. [snorts] Nero, where is the thing you built?
51:52
Speaker A
Well, I'm going to get you. Sears is a real store, but there are much better places for gift cards.
52:01
Speaker A
Maybe 100 Buffalo Wild Wings. Whoa. Like Io IO. I want a gift card to Subway.
52:14
Speaker A
Really? Subway? Nurl, what's your Subway order? Are you going to get from Subway? It doesn't really matter. I can get whatever I want.
52:25
Speaker A
Hard at all at that moment. Yo, [screaming] if it's winter, the Subway uh sponsored uh ship.
52:39
Speaker A
I wish I was sponsored by Subway. Um, how do you make a [clears throat] furnace again? You heard it here first.
52:52
Speaker A
The deep dark is usually found by digging down and exploring caves around Y levelus 51.
52:59
Speaker A
Let's go on an adventure. Andrea, I need I need coal. You come back up and give me some coal.
53:08
Speaker A
What do you need coal for? What's the magic word? Uh, right now. How about you say please?
53:17
Speaker A
Sorry, I'm really hungry. Please. Yeah, say please. [laughter] Nura, what's your favorite meme right now?
53:28
Speaker A
I'm making us some fish, so get your food. My favorite meme right now is probably cow related or some variation of capabra.
53:39
Speaker A
Oh, that's really good. That's a good answer. What about you, Crowley? Then what's your favorite meme?
53:51
Speaker A
Zen, what is it? Zen, what's your favorite meme? Zen, please tell me. Zen, please, Zen, I'm begging you. Zen, tell me your favorite meme right now.
53:57
Speaker A
Please tell her. She needs to know. Tell me, Zen, I need to know. Just tell her.
54:06
Speaker A
Please tell me. Well, Nero, first I have to tell what the what the Where did this guy come from?
54:17
Speaker A
The heck? [laughter] Wait. Holy [ __ ] It's Olrich. Huh? Um, hey Olri. Were we expecting company?
54:33
Speaker A
I think our place is a little bit of a mess. It's Yeah, it's We're not really Just a little bit.
54:40
Speaker A
Yeah, we're not really in any shape to be having company. Ooh, cooked salmon for me.
54:45
Speaker A
I will tell you my favorite meme. Oh, yeah. Hold on. Olen is about to tell me her favorite meme. Please go on.
54:54
Speaker A
Yeah. Sen, my favorite meme. I have a question for you. First off, I'm waiting.
55:10
Speaker A
Ears wide open. Would you ever give me up? Would you ever let me down?
55:18
Speaker A
Of course not. I'd never desert you. [laughter] [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh my god. She got it. What the hell?
55:30
Speaker A
She's so smart. Huh? I know. I love her so much. What the heck? [laughter] It's actually really good.
55:42
Speaker A
Wow. Hey, Nurero, can we make a meme right now? Just whatever you want. Just say a word.
55:49
Speaker A
Egg salad. Okay, you guys have to make a joke with the materials I give you.
55:57
Speaker A
You laughed. Salad is the Crayola food. Please elaborate. Egg salad. Egg salad. Egg salad.
56:09
Speaker A
Salad, guys. Excellent. That's a really good meme. Neural really I'm really into that. Stop.
56:18
Speaker A
Egg salad. No. No. He egg salad. All right, let's see. Yes. Egg salad. Wait, did you did you take the iron?
56:34
Speaker A
I did. Egg salad. Egg salad. Can I have the iron, please? Egg salad. Egg [music] salad.
56:44
Speaker A
Egg salad. She's on her egg salad. [ __ ] I'm never getting that iron back.
56:50
Speaker A
Egg salad. Egg salad. Egg salad. Let's get moving. I have no idea why we're still here. I thought we were supposed to be doing something.
57:04
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh, we are. Let's get going. Oh, yeah. Let's get some fish here first.
57:11
Speaker A
Give me a net. I'm willing to catch a few fish. [music] We don't have a net just yet.
57:21
Speaker A
Well, then what's the best way to catch fish? Come on, guys. H I don't think she can swim. We just killed him.
57:29
Speaker A
Hey, Narrow, can you follow me, please? Could you jump into the water to give me some practice fishing?
57:39
Speaker A
Yeah, she's Oh, Nero, make sure you swim on on top of the water. Don't go under.
57:46
Speaker A
Swim towards me. Nero towards me. Come here. Good job, Nero. There you go. Come on.
57:55
Speaker A
over here. Yep. You're so close. So freaking cracked. She's so Okay, now over here.
58:04
Speaker A
Come on. Flashback. Times were simpler when I was just a baby neuro. You looking at that squid? [laughter] Oh, where?
58:21
Speaker A
I was looking at the squid. He is cute. She's so cute. I love watching her look around at different stuff in Minecraft.
58:30
Speaker A
[laughter] Come on, Euro. Let's go. Let's go. Follow me. Come on. [laughter] Got to find a new spot.
58:45
Speaker A
Do we really have to? I was having fun here. Whoa. Whoa. Zen. Whoa. Oh, let's get this meat. No. God. No.
58:55
Speaker A
Wait. No. Oh my god. Yes. My family. Yes. So much meat. Oh my god.
59:07
Speaker A
I'll tell your mom that you said hi. No. [laughter] You killed everybody. Hey, free meat.
59:19
Speaker A
[laughter] All right, let's go. Nuro, what's your favorite kind of meat? I'm a fan of a five Waggy steak.
59:28
Speaker A
Lovely meat, wonderful marbling. Damn, girl. He aren't I just the fanciest one in the group.
59:37
Speaker A
You're so fancy. Yes. Oh, there's some sheep. We're going to need beds. We should probably look for a village, honestly.
59:44
Speaker A
Go ahead and do that really quick. Go ahead and do this. I am currently looking.
59:51
Speaker A
Wait, what are we looking for again? Nero, what do you see out there? What do you see out there, Nero?
60:00
Speaker A
I see an endless ocean reflecting the vast possibilities, not just in Minecraft, but in our lives.
60:07
Speaker A
I'm feeling a bit poetic today. I'm sorry, Dad. Okay. And then when you look a little bit further, what else do you see?
60:20
Speaker A
Just think about it, Centrea. There could be a village over that horizon. Or we could find a make it our home for the night.
60:33
Speaker A
That's actually not a bad idea. Either way, we need to regroup with Krell. No, I missed you.
60:42
Speaker A
Do we have to? No, we do not have to regroup with Krell. Yes, you do. Come back here.
60:53
Speaker A
Come back over to me then. Come on, Nero. Come to me. No. Nero, come on. I got food.
61:04
Speaker A
Come here, Nero. I have food. [music] You know you want some. I can clearly see you both in front of me.
61:11
Speaker A
Oh, you're so freaking hungry. Oh. Oh, Zen's holding food in her hands. Oh, you want to eat some food so bad?
61:22
Speaker A
Yeah. Here. Feed me, mother. Have some. Yay. Yep. I got you. Of course. I might feel a little bad about eating after I wasted all our food earlier.
61:39
Speaker A
This is the first time I've actually productive in this game. Really? Yeah. Well, me and Nurero actually without a doubt.
61:50
Speaker A
Minecraft on hardcore, so you could pretty much say we're veterans. Who? Me and Nurero.
62:00
Speaker A
No, we definitely have. Do you not remember the huge cathedral we built to mark our victory?
62:10
Speaker A
We should probably get moving now to make use of the remaining daylight. Yoink. Well, you didn't answer that question.
62:21
Speaker A
I'm getting this away. Oh, I thought she was asking you. I remember the cathedral.
62:25
Speaker A
Oh my god. Good times. Good times. Guys, say classic cathedral in the chat if you love cathedrals.
62:34
Speaker A
Classic Cathedral. Cathedral. Hey. Hey. Hey, Nero. I got a present for you based off the hottest meme of this generation.
62:42
Speaker A
Is it egg salad? Is it? [laughter] It's egg salad. It's egg salad. Wing vitro nashual.
62:54
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Can we be real for a sec? Mhm. I absolutely love egg salad.
63:03
Speaker A
Crafting table. Oh, really? What's your favorite type of egg salad? It's just so bland.
63:16
Speaker A
It doesn't have the texture of a good egg dish or the crunch you'd expect from a decent salad.
63:22
Speaker A
Can you make a bed again? You need three wool and three planks for a bed.
63:28
Speaker A
So, what you don't like? How do you align them? I just It's like I said, it's a texture thing.
63:40
Speaker A
Oh, I made a bed. I'd rather eat dirt than eat eggs. So then what do you think about just normal eggs?
63:48
Speaker A
Normal eggs are great. Hey Nurl, come back to me. Nurl, wait for one sec. Sen's being a little susy.
63:59
Speaker A
BRB. [screaming] My legs. [laughter] My legs. Go in there and save her. Hey, I got you a piece of salmon.
64:13
Speaker A
I would, but someone else might need saving right now. So, just hold tight. Yeah.
64:21
Speaker A
Speaking of saving, do you guys like playing the hero saving or the villain killing?
64:28
Speaker A
Wow, look at the sunset. Narrow. About auntie hero who does both. Oh, the sunset is so pretty.
64:36
Speaker A
I bet the sunrise would look just as beautiful. Maybe a little more hopeful, too.
64:43
Speaker A
Yeah, we're going to have to stay safe tonight. Staying up all night to watch the stars is so nice. Especially when you got friends like you two with me.
64:55
Speaker A
Oh, very wholesome. I mean every word. We should actually probably get moving here in just a minute. Well, wait. Are we moving at night? That doesn't seem good.
65:09
Speaker A
Well, what are we going to do otherwise? Should we? Yes. Yeah. Yes. Right. You're right.
65:20
Speaker A
Come on. Let's go. Still no monster. Then at the helm. Yep. Nurero, what did you just eat?
65:33
Speaker A
I know what I'm doing. Don't worry. I just ate some salmon. Why? Oh, okay. I just wanted to make sure you weren't eating rotten flesh.
65:44
Speaker A
He No, not rotten. Can we get her across the lake here? Um, she got stuck. Hold on. Oh, she's okay.
65:51
Speaker A
Oh, I'm not stuck. I'm just pretending to stall so that chat can take some nice scenic screenshots.
66:00
Speaker A
M. Guys, press one if you're screenshotting. Oh, that's so good. Nice. I just got I just guys I found a chat message. It says y'all are never finding it. We've got some non-believers.
66:11
Speaker A
Y'all pretending that we're not going to find an ancient city is just trying to manifest it not happening.
66:17
Speaker A
I forgot to make a sword. Ow. That's kind of sad for chat. This way.
66:24
Speaker A
You got it. I got to heal. Who needs food? I'm good. Okay. Or wait, no, I do need food.
66:35
Speaker A
I put it all in the furnace. I don't really need food right now. While we're hold Does anybody want to share something about themselves that they've never told anyone else before?
66:50
Speaker A
I do have a habit of doing that. I'm thinking here. You can take your time. I can ride a bike. I [music] am thinking of running for president of the local duck pond.
67:03
Speaker A
Actually, you know what? Wait, what? Wait. Huh? Yeah. I thought that'd be your guy's reaction.
67:14
Speaker A
What's your tagline for running for president of the duck pond? A chicken in every pond. A duck on every pond.
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Speaker A
Okay. Oh, that was kind of anti- chicken. Then I didn't learn to tie my shoes until I was like six or seven.
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Speaker A
67. YEAH BABY. [laughter] [screaming] I always have my friends tie my shoes for me.
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Speaker A
I I I It's really hard. I can only tie my shoes with the bunny ears method.
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Speaker A
Wow. That's what I do usually. Really? You do bunny ears as well. [snorts] That's It's simple and it gets the job done.
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Speaker A
Do you know how to actually remember the last time your shoes were tied? Right now. [laughter] You're wearing shoes while you stream.
68:17
Speaker A
Okay. Kelly's actually wearing no shoes while streaming. No shoes while streaming is cringe. That's really good to know.
68:26
Speaker A
Thank you. I don't wear pants while streaming. Why would I wear shoes? Now I imagine Krell is constantly being attacked by mosquitoes.
68:37
Speaker A
[laughter] Wait, what? A lot. This is normal. This is Hello. This is so normal.
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Speaker A
Chat, is this normal? So, no shoes and no pants. Yeah, I think no pants is just comfy streamer behavior.
68:56
Speaker A
I have shoes and I have shorts on. Zen, why are you wearing shorts? I kind of just have like a nice little Got a nice little outfit on.
69:06
Speaker A
Light going out type of outfit. Like kind of like a little workout outfit, I guess. M I see. I see.
69:17
Speaker A
Okay, Zen, you can't just be flexing your workout while we're all camping right here.
69:24
Speaker A
I've been craving some [laughter] clothes shopping recently. Think we could all meet up to shop sometime?
69:30
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh god. Oh god, I'm dying from my heat rush. Oh no. Come here.
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Speaker A
If you die, can I have your workout outfit then? Oh no. Oh, it's it's going really grim. It's going bad.
69:45
Speaker A
Oh no. How far from from spawn are you? I need We haven't slept yet. You guys are so far.
69:56
Speaker A
Come here. Come here. Come here. Crowley, can you hurry up and find us? We don't want to be split up for long.
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Speaker A
Oh, I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. There's Ooh, there's chickens. Then Trey is being a little impatient.
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Speaker A
If she sits still for a sec, we'd be able to find her. I'm getting my ass beat. I'm getting my ass beat. I'm getting my ass beat to you. What do you mean? [snorts] Wait. Getting my ass beat. I'm getting
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Speaker A
my ass beat. Guys, here. Stay down here for like 1 minute. 2 minutes. Wait, guys. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
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Speaker A
I respawn. Hello. Oh [ __ ] Wait. Crowley, are you back? Yeah, I respawned so cuz I couldn't be far from you for long. Nurero. Ow. I'm getting skeletoned in the ass. It hurts.
70:45
Speaker A
It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. Ow. Ow. Oh. Hey guys. Ow. So, now that the content [ __ ] around portion of the stream is done, we [clears throat] can now lock in.
70:57
Speaker A
Thank god you're back. We were actually kind of worried we have to do this.
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Speaker A
Oh. Oh. Can you pull it out? So, where did we die? Oh, yeah. Pull out around. Okay.
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Speaker A
Shoot. It's not like we really had anything anyway. Nurero, can you come up please? Makes me nervous digging by the water.
71:21
Speaker A
Let me pull out my map. Oh gosh, it's humbling. Maybe reme, can you lead us to where we died?
71:31
Speaker A
Oh, oh no. Oh no. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, [ __ ] Nope. [laughter] Wait, did you guys die here?
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Speaker A
Okay. So, I guess we just stay down here for a moment. Um, yeah, maybe we should stay down here.
71:55
Speaker A
Why is there something we like? No, I just think it's a little quaint. No, indeed.
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Speaker A
Yes. Oh, did someone just kill a zombie for me? Yes. I hope that was a formal thank you from you both.
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Speaker A
Carelli. Oh, hello. Bow. Bow. I guess that also works. Bow. [snorts and laughter] Bow. Bow.
72:37
Speaker A
Bow. bow. Okay, but we should actually regroup. Where is everyone? We're right here, Nero. Can you see us?
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Speaker A
Zen. Oh, are you okay? No. I think I should lie down. Oh my god.
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Speaker A
Oh, she's dying. Hey, is she good? I can't get any dirt blocks. Hey, it's the light.
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Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] Stop attacking me, please. We're supposed to be a team. Help.
73:25
Speaker A
Yeah. What the [ __ ] Krilly? That's you. Hey Nur can you two hug and make up now?
73:38
Speaker A
Z, are you placing a block when I kill a block? I swear to God.
73:42
Speaker A
Are you choke from you, [ __ ] Oh, I think you both are the same person.
73:54
Speaker A
I'm pulling out my ult. I'm pulling out my ult. You're never going to guess where I pop up. You're never going to guess it. Oh, um kind of. I'm alting. I'm holding guys. Stop holding the ult. Just use it,
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Speaker A
obviously. Come on. Sorry. Charging up my own. Well, I mean, our stuff probably has exploded by now, so did we even have anything important to begin with?
74:34
Speaker A
The only thing that's important that I see here is you, Nurero. If we actually find our stuff again.
74:43
Speaker A
I call dips on being in charge of inventory management. Okay, you can do that. I trust you.
74:49
Speaker A
We should probably leave the starting area at least. Last one to leave the starting area is a rotten egg.
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Speaker A
I'm going. Oh, yes. Then not if I'm mean there's a skeleton out here. What?
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Speaker A
Rose burning. Still a skeleton. No. Oh [ __ ] Do any of you have any Minecraft today?
75:20
Speaker A
Yes. We need to find an ancient city. All right, we have to speedrun until we find an ancient city. I'm not stopping until Can you let us know? Can you give us clear directions on how to find an
75:35
Speaker A
ancient city, please, Narrow? Yeah, clear directions. Sure. My first piece of wisdom is that ancient cities only spawn deep underground at Y 51.
75:49
Speaker A
Okay, we should try looking beneath us. Crowley, you go first. Um, I feel like we need to be a little bit more prepared before we go down.
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Speaker A
I'm pretty sure I'd be able to find a way if I was going first.
76:05
Speaker A
Holy [ __ ] this pig [ __ ] get some stuff here. Are we going to stay here then? It'd be a good idea to get some beds down to set.
76:14
Speaker A
Absolutely not. No. No, could you help us by gathering some wood please? Do you want me to get a shovel to help dig?
76:26
Speaker A
Sorry, a little behind the times. I'll grab some wood instead. Okay. Then what kind of wood should I look for?
76:38
Speaker A
Any wood is good. That's my motto. Onyx. Wood. You go. That's a spirit. Spirit.
76:52
Speaker A
Is the chat trying to speak a new language again? I sense an H or two in there.
76:59
Speaker A
Na, what would you do if you were stuck in the back rooms all the freaking time? [music] If I were stuck in the back rooms, my first priority would be to get out by any means necessary.
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Speaker A
If that fails, I try to make a cool little base just like Minecraft. Ooh, that would be sick.
77:20
Speaker A
I would get Crea and Krell to name things so I could keep track of my own base better.
77:26
Speaker A
Here's an axe for you, Nero. Can you take it? Thanks, Kly. Was the axe made out of your least favorite wood by any chance?
77:36
Speaker A
It was made out of my most favorite wood so I could give it to my most favorite person, which is you.
77:44
Speaker A
Oh, wow. Mhm. Wholesome. Mhm. Very, very wholesome. Don't feel left out, Zen. I'll try and find you something, too.
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Speaker A
What would your favorite be? I appreciate that. Sorry, that was a dumb one. My favorite.
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Speaker A
Yeah, your favorite wood. I like wood. [laughter] [laughter] No, I asked. Favorite wood. Not just wood.
78:31
Speaker A
Yeah, I like wood. [laughter] Then I'm going to lose it. Do you want some more wood? Do you need to touch more grass?
78:46
Speaker A
I think we could all use touching a little bit more grass. Am I touch the grass literally right now?
78:52
Speaker A
Let me grab the grass right now. What kind of grass do you like, Nero?
79:02
Speaker A
I like the bushier kind. [laughter] I'm sorry. What? [laughter] You heard her. I said I like the bushier kind of grass.
79:21
Speaker A
You know, little tufts. Kind of bushier kind is that. You know, the bushy one. The one with the like that's bushy.
79:30
Speaker A
Yeah. Not too long so you can still walk without tripping but still thick enough that it looks nice.
79:38
Speaker A
Oh yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you. Preach. What's your favorite flower? Cly. Ooh.
79:50
Speaker A
Um, for me, I'm a big fan of orchids. Oh, I was going to say orchid. Wait, what the heck? Wait.
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Speaker A
Jeez, what are the stole your answer? My mom really likes orchids. That's why I like them, I think, cuz she used to always get me one singular orchid for special occasions, and I'd be like, "That's my orchid." And then it would
80:13
Speaker A
die very quickly thereafter. I'm with your mom on this. Okay, that got depressing. Sorry. I It just I'm not very good at taking care of plants, but I like looking at them.
80:25
Speaker A
That's really sweet. Okay. You may not be good at taking care of plants, but that doesn't mean you don't deserve some.
80:36
Speaker A
We'll try and pick you a bouquet. Exactly. Okay. I got a dandelion and a poppy. Not the best, but I hope you like them.
80:47
Speaker A
They're beautiful. I'll try to get some other types. Any request? Stone tools. Does anybody love stone tools? WOO!
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Speaker A
YEAH, I love stone tool. Oh, yeah. Me. Yeah, it's like Yeah, sure. I did too a long time ago.
81:08
Speaker A
Actually, not a big deal. Or No. Yeah, it's fine. I I made them forever ago, too. It's just I thought maybe you didn't. So, I found some copper, coal, and iron.
81:23
Speaker A
You got iron. Zen, turn around. Just in the beginning of you. [screaming] What the?
81:32
Speaker A
This is my brother. Can your brother find coal? How many irons do you have, by the way?
81:39
Speaker A
Nah, he can't do anything. How many What do I have? Iron. Zero. Thank you for asking.
81:47
Speaker A
Oh, here, Nurl. I'm going to give you a pickaxe. Could you please look for iron for me?
81:57
Speaker A
Let me craft a pickaxe and I'll show you how it's done. Crowley. Okay, I am about to die.
82:01
Speaker A
Here she goes. Why are you dying? I'm going to need a food. So, I'm killing your brother.
82:11
Speaker A
What? If you need food, why don't you ask? You're eating raw meat. Here's then [music] have my meat. Can you do that?
82:23
Speaker A
Good point. Can you eat raw meat? Uh, yeah, you can eat raw meat. It' be better if we cooked it though.
82:34
Speaker A
Yeah, you can. Oh, I see. Nuro, how do you like your steak? Definitely better though that way.
82:42
Speaker A
I only take my steak rare. Please don't tell me you're both well done club.
82:54
Speaker A
I like medium well. New is then shake my hand. I like well done to the most to the most most well doneest I could possibly get.
83:04
Speaker A
Medium rare. Crowley. No. What is medium well? Medium rare. If I make steak, I just leave it on the pot for like 20 minutes and then flip it and then leave it there for like another 20 minutes.
83:19
Speaker A
I would honestly not say out loud how you make steak. [laughter] Okay, my bad. I take it back. I take it back. I I I make it normal.
83:31
Speaker A
At least tell me you salt it. Um I don't really need salt. Salt just messes with my flow.
83:41
Speaker A
Yeah, I don't season my food. How do you not need salt? Ow, what's hurting me? Ow, what's hurting me? Oh, it's done.
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Speaker A
Salt is like the [music] most basic seasoning there is. I ain't doing nothing. I don't I need food.
83:58
Speaker A
Hey, [music] we need some torches down here. Just gave you some food, Zen. Yes, Zen.
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Speaker A
Wait, not me. asked for it. Asked for it. [music] What? Oh did I ask for nothing?
84:20
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Yeah, I did. I forgot. [laughter] I can't see [ __ ] Well, I'm making I'm grabbing some meat.
84:27
Speaker A
Ask Nero if she has any coal. Have the meat. Can you all ask nicely?
84:34
Speaker A
Do you have coal, please? What's the magic word? Egg salad. [laughter] Okay, never mind. No coal for you.
84:58
Speaker A
[laughter] She hates egg salad now, dude. Dead meme. Dead meme. Egg salad. Yikes. No. Yeah. No, we don't talk about egg salad anymore. That's like so That's like so 1 hour ago.
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Speaker A
Skip. Go to the egg salad box or whatever if you like egg salad so much.
85:18
Speaker A
Yeah, go to the egg salad box, loser. Lau Crea, you need to give me a legitimate reason for needing coal. Otherwise, I won't give it to you.
85:29
Speaker A
Kly, on the other hand, will always get my coal. Thanks, Darla. What? H [laughter] is it getting cold usually a bad thing?
85:41
Speaker A
It's about the principal Zen. You have to ask nicely. You Yeah, you know what?
85:49
Speaker A
Actually, I'm kind of scared of Zen. You should give her Christmas. She might just kill me and take the coal anyway.
85:56
Speaker A
[laughter] Give Cole to her for Christmas. Oh, okay. We'll see how she's been this year.
86:03
Speaker A
She really wants Cole for Christmas. [music] I've been really good this year, Nuro. I swear.
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Speaker A
Even if Zen has been good, she definitely hasn't asked nicely. Kly and Zen, on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you say you've been?
86:21
Speaker A
What is the magic word? Oh, like really nice. Oh, wow. Super good, actually. Super good. Super good. So good. So good. How's your health bar, Nurero? Are you hungry?
86:38
Speaker A
I may have the tiniest bit of hunger, but I should be all right for now.
86:44
Speaker A
Nurero, how many hearts do you have? Five and a half hearts, but I'll live.
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Speaker A
Can you eat? That's about as much as I have, too. Pretty much. I'll try my best to find some food. Only if you're being honest with me about your hearts.
87:06
Speaker A
Um, I have four hearts. Wait, no, five. Sorry, I can't count. Oh, nearly full health now.
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Speaker A
Hey, Nurero, it would be so cool if you found some iron or coal. Why don't you try mining for once, then?
87:28
Speaker A
Oh, can you guys tell me when the light is up? It's always light when I'm around.
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Speaker A
True, cuz she's the light of my life. Oh, Nero, you found Cole. [laughter] You're so amazing.
87:42
Speaker A
You're so amazing, Nuro. Oh my god. Actually, I'm pretty convinced that you two are Cole at heart, and I don't think you need any to begin with, seeing as you two have been so bad so far.
87:57
Speaker A
No, I'm going to make us some delicious food together. Okay. Going to be awesome.
88:04
Speaker A
Sounds yummy. Where the heck are you guys? We're underground having a delicious barbecue. What's it to you?
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Speaker A
Without me. Hello. Yeah, it's kind of an us thing. We didn't really think to invite you.
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Speaker A
We don't tend to invite coal club members. Sorry. [music] Nero, you did so good finding coal.
88:32
Speaker A
Thank you, Kelli. What the heck, man? Sorry. We just don't take super well to someone who asks for things so much without even saying please.
88:45
Speaker A
Please stay underground with me. Nurl, I did [music] say please. Help. Uhoh, I found copper. Oh, there's so much coal. Nero, you're so smart.
89:02
Speaker A
Oh, thank you. Copper is actually Zen and Krell core. Copper Club. Nero, what the heck?
89:10
Speaker A
Stay stay underground with me. Okay, what if [music] Go outside, Nero, go outside right now.
89:16
Speaker A
Nero, look. I got you a pork chop. Can you eat it, please? It's so hot. It's so much cool stuff outside.
89:24
Speaker A
I want the pork chop first before I do anything. And I want an extra pork chop for delivery tax.
89:33
Speaker A
Okay, here's [music] another one. M. Thanks. Make sure you eat if you're hungry. You're too nice, Kly. You guys should ask Zen for something, too.
89:47
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. portrays. How dare you? [laughter] How long is the the night cycle?
89:59
Speaker A
It feels like forever. I'm surrounded. Well, when you do find us, we have some delicious barbecued barbecued meats and we have iron. And I mean, things are going really well over here right Nero?
90:14
Speaker A
Oh, yes. Things are going super well here. Why is there an enderman over here?
90:22
Speaker A
That's cool. Sounds like you're having a good time, Jen. I'm slightly scared the meat we're eating is Enderman in disguise.
90:32
Speaker A
Nuro, please stay down here with me. Okay. What the heck? Pleading for help. I think we should try to save her.
90:45
Speaker A
I think Zen is probably about to die, so let's head over to her. No, come come over here, Nurero. I have a present for you.
90:52
Speaker A
Definitely. Yeah, you should get over here. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. How can I trust that either of you have actual tangible presence and are not lying to me?
91:06
Speaker A
I see I see you up there. Nero, come back. Okay, but only if I get the present first. Cly.
91:16
Speaker A
No taking. I have the present right here. And you if you don't get here in the next few seconds, I'm going to give it away.
91:25
Speaker A
I'm here. Come here. I got you a present. Come here. Stop stealing my tactics.
91:34
Speaker A
Yeah, she's trying to copy your whole crow persona. She's even trying to present ideas.
91:42
Speaker A
Yeah. Can you believe that? What the heck? Nurero, can you come back to me, please?
91:48
Speaker A
Nighttime was apparently 20 minutes, by the way. No, wait, Zen. Does that mean it could be morning very soon?
91:57
Speaker A
She's just she just so you know, she's heading to you, Zen. I don't know. Haven't been going through the dark night for you. [laughter] She wants to save you so bad.
92:05
Speaker A
Nurero, come here. over here. What do you mean? She's getting She ratioed a spider.
92:13
Speaker A
She's actually cracked. She's actually She's actually built different. She's killing a spider. She's moving on.
92:18
Speaker A
It was nothing to her. Light work. She didn't even break a sweat. It's a zombie villager.
92:25
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] She's going underground. Oh, she found you. Get it. I'm stuck in a sticky situation.
92:32
Speaker A
What the heck? Okay, we're good here. I got your present. It's dirt. Well, that sucks. No, my present was going to be really cool.
92:47
Speaker A
That's all right, Kly. I can just make Sen eat your present and then give her dirt again.
92:56
Speaker A
Kly, where did you go? I want my actual thing about that is you left me. So that's why I'm no longer with you is because you ran away from me many miles is the funny thing about that.
93:09
Speaker A
She's so mean to you and it'll kill her. Okay, I killed the creeper. I'm trying to find you, Crowley, because I'm craving my present now.
93:24
Speaker A
Maybe I will accept Sen if I can't find you. Oh, can someone help me gather my stuff?
93:33
Speaker A
I think it's night. I mean, not night. Day. What's the opposite? Morning. Where am I?
93:41
Speaker A
I would love to stay in chat, but I need to go and grab my stuff. Hold on. That was kind of embarrassing.
93:47
Speaker A
Creeper. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh shoot. I need to pull up the whole song.
93:59
Speaker A
Dude, Nero, can you come to me, please? Your only living friend. I'm running as fast as I can. Cly, my stuff.
94:10
Speaker A
Where did you both even go? The underground has been my home for so long now.
94:18
Speaker A
Guys, I think we have bigger problems because my inventory is empty. [snorts] That's okay. If you come to me, I'll give you your present.
94:26
Speaker A
Yeah, same. Well, see, your inventory is uh is empty, Zen, because you got shot by a skeleton and died. I hope that helps.
94:35
Speaker A
How dare [laughter] if only I had Nurero next to me, I'd probably be so happy.
94:51
Speaker A
I'm sorry for dying, everybody. We can just pretend I didn't already. Sorry, buddy. What the hell you mean? Dude, come on.
94:59
Speaker A
Give me your coordinates, [ __ ] Here, you can also have this and this.
95:08
Speaker A
No, no, it is funnier if we keep Crell guessing. No, you guys are going to die.
95:17
Speaker A
Maybe you could come find us. What else do you want, Nurero? What are you offering?
95:26
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friendship. I think we're past friendship. We've been friends for how long now? Offer me something new.
95:35
Speaker A
Fair enough. Okay, here. Have this. Zen, I do not want this junk. [laughter] Okay, how about a bone to pick with you?
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Speaker A
here. Then if you can get me three iron, I will love you forever. Oo.
96:05
Speaker A
Oh. Forever? That's a long time. Wait, Nero, come back up here. Zen isn't that dedicated. I guess I might just stay down here.
96:20
Speaker A
I found a cave. If I found a delicious tantalizing ravine, I'm going to go in it.
96:27
Speaker A
I'm feeling awfully tantalized. I'm only ever going to return to the surface if I can shine bright like iron.
96:39
Speaker A
Ice goes. Okay, Nero. Yay. No, just keep doing that. That's fine. This ravine's treating me just right.
96:55
Speaker A
Ooh la la. Okay Nurero I'm busy smelting right now. You'll need to wait a bit, Zen.
97:05
Speaker A
You better be some iron for me, too. What the? I have a thing for you.
97:10
Speaker A
Smokes, that goes so deep. Maybe this is where it is. What if there's one here?
97:14
Speaker A
Oh my god, that would be so sick. Have you two found me any coal yet? What is a skeleton's favorite meal?
97:23
Speaker A
Spare ribs. [laughter] How was it actually spare ribs? You got it. I'm going to switch off my brain for the next 10 sentences and see what happens.
97:37
Speaker A
Okay, we need to go find Go find Curly for me. Actually, go get her.
97:46
Speaker A
Name Go find [music] Krell. Do you know how to get to Krell? It would be really, really, really funny if I dug straight down, don't you think?
98:00
Speaker A
No. Tell [music] her no. It would. No. It really would, actually. Sorry. It's something I have to do.
98:15
Speaker A
If I hit a cave while digging straight down, I'll name it after the person that I'm talking to when it happens.
98:21
Speaker A
Ow. [laughter] Nurero, if your name wasn't Nurero, what would you want to be called?
98:31
Speaker A
Well, what? We're really going down. Oh [ __ ] I'd like the name Fangs.
98:38
Speaker A
Krell. Yes. Krellley. Krell. Krell. Krell. Krell. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. She's [ __ ] digging really far down.
98:49
Speaker A
She's still taking help. Can you help? Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. She's still going [ __ ] down, dude.
99:01
Speaker A
Dude. Okay, relax, relax. Oh my god. Sometimes she does that. Holy [ __ ] girl.
99:13
Speaker A
[laughter] It's scary, huh? Okay, how about we take this nice and easy? There's no cave or anything down here.
99:21
Speaker A
Now, dig straight [music] down. Keep digging straight down, Nero. No, no, no, no, no. That's not good for her.
99:30
Speaker A
What can I say? I'm living on the edge. I don't want to go back up quite yet.
99:36
Speaker A
Is that deep slate? I don't think it is. Nurero, I don't have a way to get back up.
99:46
Speaker A
I don't think I have a way to get back up either. Crowley, do you have anything more useful?
99:54
Speaker A
Like I Well, it's really useful, Narrow, cuz it's going to be how we have all of our food.
100:01
Speaker A
Yeah, great. But still, you just got teased. I have no What? What are our coordinates Nero?
100:11
Speaker A
Our coordinates are x= 186, y = 4, z = 149. Okay, we're at Y4. This is a pretty cool cave, not going to lie.
100:25
Speaker A
Are you guys in So, you guys are in a Are you guys in a like a Did you find something cool or We found a cool cave. I don't know where the heck we are.
100:38
Speaker A
[laughter] I'm in [snorts] a cool cave. She just don't come to me. Kly, you could literally just come down my hole.
100:47
Speaker A
I mean, we found gold. Oh. Uh, here. Let me drop my cords for you.
100:59
Speaker A
[laughter] I've placed a couple torches for you. Just follow them and you'll be good.
101:10
Speaker A
You know, I do really think how you smell coal into diamond. She loves to lie in Minecraft. It's one of her favorite things to do.
101:18
Speaker A
Wait, Sen, did you just pick my torches up before you said that? You guys don't need coordinates or anything if we're all together. No, you literally picked up her torches and then was like, "Oh, she doesn't have any."
101:31
Speaker A
Because you took them. That's messed up. That's really messed up. Okay, how about we just take yet?
101:41
Speaker A
I have a crafting table. That's it. That 61 coal, [ __ ] Get on my level, dude.
101:52
Speaker A
How dare [laughter] I do have food and stuff. I have some torches now. Okay, so Nuro, if we want to get to ancient, what's the next step we should take right now?
102:09
Speaker A
For ancient cities, we need to find a deep dark biome. I've heard that lush and dripstone caves can both lead to deep dark.
102:21
Speaker A
Okay, pardon me. You heard me. Dripstone and lush caves are linked to deep dark.
102:30
Speaker A
Oh, sorry. Hello pig. All right, start digging. Can someone watch my back while I dig then?
102:41
Speaker A
There you go. Yep, I'm watching you. Anything cool for me in here? Look out for any diamond crafting table.
102:51
Speaker A
Nero. Absolutely. Let's do some should make some torches. Nero, where are you going? Nero.
103:01
Speaker A
But I'm I'm making I'm I'm on a food journey over here. I'm going to be the supplier. Okay. I'm working hard to support this family.
103:10
Speaker A
I'm just going to pretend like I know the way to an ancient city. [music] Oh. Pretty convincing, huh?
103:19
Speaker A
Well, why don't [music] you stick with me for now? We don't want to go this way.
103:23
Speaker A
What? What? Yeah, I know. Wait, what? How the [ __ ] Oh my god, I'm racking my brain. How did you not find a method to find an ancient city?
103:39
Speaker A
What? Did she? Dude, she's really good at this game. She's actually cracked. Oh my [ __ ] dude.
103:50
Speaker A
Nurero, you hit the jackpot. Wow. Hey, stick with Zen. I've got a really good feeling about this route.
104:02
Speaker A
Yeah, [music] totally. I got a feeling. Totally. What the? That tonight's going to be a good night, guys. If this is a dead end, then I'm definitely going to pretend like I meant to find this cave anyway.
104:19
Speaker A
Ooh, I found a cave, too. Probably splitting up is a good idea, right? We're not going to regret that.
104:27
Speaker A
We might [music] regret that. No, we won't. Wait, this is a really bad area.
104:32
Speaker A
Wait. Oh [ __ ] Are you guys also stuck in the dead ripoff? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
104:44
Speaker A
I'll fight the cave spider for you guys. Nero, you might have led us into a dungeon.
104:49
Speaker A
Wait, that could be a chance. What can I say? I'm kind of a trends setter and dungeons are the new ancient city.
104:58
Speaker A
This is a lot of spiders. Hey, holy [ __ ] Is anyone keeping spider count? [laughter] Scared the [ __ ] out of me, dude.
105:10
Speaker A
Jesus Christ, man. [laughter] scared the [ __ ] out of me. [ __ ] [laughter] Nero, where are you?
105:22
Speaker A
Classic Minecraft experience. Uh-oh. I'm trying to save Cole, but I feel like it doesn't make any sense. I need torches really bad.
105:31
Speaker A
Crowley. Hello. I am dead. Nero just died. Oh, that's okay. Okay, that's death is natural that this is a bad problem because I am not near her.
105:50
Speaker A
Can someone can you come to me please? My second life. Yes, I just got all your items. Don't worry.
106:01
Speaker A
Thank you, Zen. Someone better not be tossing my stuff into lava. I really want to go in this tantalizing ravine I found.
106:13
Speaker A
No looking at going to get you killed. Okay, I'm alive now. Can someone give me half of my stuff back?
106:26
Speaker A
[ __ ] dude. Ow. [ __ ] Did you die, Zen? I think you died.
106:35
Speaker A
Oh, give me my stuff back. Oh, there's a creeper under there. I did die yet again. And I will find a way to blame the both of you.
106:45
Speaker A
I'll f I'll come to you guys. I think you're going to have a better time.
106:48
Speaker A
You're going to have a much better time trying to live. Sorry they are. You're going to have a much better time trying to trying to live when I when you have a bunch of food.
106:56
Speaker A
And I have a bunch of food. Just so happens. Zen, are you not keeping up with me?
107:05
Speaker A
Sorry, I'm going to do better. Um, what do you press to show your coordinates again?
107:16
Speaker A
ERT SSRT for coordinates. You might need to find the correct key combination for your keyboard layout.
107:24
Speaker A
Okay, Zen, do you want to come to where I [screaming] What? Zen, do you want to come to where I am?
107:30
Speaker A
Don't think we should go to her. 11171 277 I think crowley so safe go to her innate Nurero come to me Nurero pork chops were you then why do you want me to go instead of coming yourself do you not have the guts to meet Cly
107:57
Speaker A
oh coming yourself okay I like to pretend the in-game Status effects apply to me in real life, too.
108:06
Speaker A
Currently, I'm feeling a bit packaged. Okay, first, Krell. Zen, do you have any food?
108:12
Speaker A
Tell us your coordinates one more time. Okay, my coordinates are 4172 272. Oh, hey, go find those coordinates.
108:25
Speaker A
Okay, coordinates now. Go. Are you going to follow her? Yep. Also, Cly, you better have those shots ready for me when I get there.
108:40
Speaker A
Oh, don't you worry. I stack. Go, girl. Go. Having a dog aiding the way.
108:54
Speaker A
And now we listen to the sound of running scattering when the lights are turned on. Oh, well, look what you made me do.
109:05
Speaker A
Someone grab my stuff, please. Is that Was she supposed to die? I didn't have anything. [laughter] Yeah, I know. Lol.
109:22
Speaker A
All right, where are you? Ow. Oh, thank you for letting me know. Okay, reset.
109:32
Speaker A
Nero, can you come to me really fast? My tracking died. If you would hold on a second, then I want to see if I can group us all up.
109:44
Speaker A
Sorry guys, I was so incredibly locked in. Oh dear. What is it? Okay, then.
109:52
Speaker A
Nero, are you really going to leave me on Reed? Do you remember Kirana's coordinates?
109:58
Speaker A
K, this is the second time you sent Kirano. What's going on today, dude? What's going on with you? No, cuz like I let it slide the first time when I was watching you when I was waking up and I
110:09
Speaker A
was having my delicious my delicious coffee and you said Kirana and then you said that's my bad, that's my bad, that was foul. That was foul. But you're going to hit me with a coran twice.
110:19
Speaker A
Kly, I have to turn off the indicator. Hold on. You make me mad every day of my life. You rage bait me every day from the moment I wake up in the morning to when I lay my head on my pillow.
110:34
Speaker A
I'm mad just thinking about you. Good. Good. Okay, Nurero, I think Crowley's a little mad.
110:49
Speaker A
Just a little bit. Okay, maybe just a little bit. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Do you remember Curly's coordinates?
111:02
Speaker A
I can give them to you. No, because I'm going to find her without using coordinates.
111:09
Speaker A
37. I'm feeling 71. 27. 265. Only a hunch though. Oh, and I'm dead. Ow.
111:24
Speaker A
Back to my second life. So, you uh you have to Are you watching go to So, you're going to have to crow or I would like to see you try and stop me.
111:36
Speaker A
Oh, wait. My bad. I'm killing zombies right now. I've got a full house over here. Anyone care to join?
111:47
Speaker A
To whoever has my inventory, can you give it all back? There you go. I'm a little bit shy.
111:55
Speaker A
I'm sorry, Cintraa. I said give it all back. I don't have it. We lost it in the dungeon.
112:05
Speaker A
Oh, I thought that was diamonds, was copper. Whatever. It's always copper, never diamonds. I'm strip mining. I'm strip mining. Oh, I'm strip mining. I'm strip mining.
112:19
Speaker A
Go to Carelli's coordinates. Nuro. Can I get my allowance before I go? You get it after you find me?
112:27
Speaker A
Yes. Here. Can you give it to Zen and then Zen gives it to me?
112:35
Speaker A
Sure. Has everyone got their allowance this week? What are you spending it on? Yes. Now go to Carelli's coordinates.
112:50
Speaker A
Is Sen crying on the floor right now? OMG. Let me comfort her heart. I'm willing to bet any amount of money that the path we're clearing is going to be really ugly.
113:02
Speaker A
Please go to Carelli's coordinates. I'm begging you. So happy right now. Now, can you tell coordinates?
113:14
Speaker A
Shen, how close am I to a creeper? I'm trying to follow Zrea, but it takes me a while. Sorry.
113:26
Speaker A
Is she stopping to pick her nose? Go to Korea. It's coordinates. I'd rather think you should come to us.
113:34
Speaker A
Is it even worth making copper iron? I don't I mean armor. I feel like it isn't even worth it. I feel like you need to wait for like copper sucks, doesn't it?
113:43
Speaker A
Guys, press one if copper is ass. Copper is pretty terrible. Nurero, do you know where Carelli's coordinates are?
114:01
Speaker A
Yes, they're at 3767 265. Not sure if we should head there though. Is that right?
114:12
Speaker A
Um, she's Yeah, she's like a couple off. She remembers what I told her last when you guys last asked. I haven't moved much. So, go to those coordinates.
114:20
Speaker A
I love coins. Nurero, [screaming] go to those coordinates. How many coins will you give me if I do?
114:30
Speaker A
100. Now go. I'm on my way. FR now though. Can you do my GPS?
114:43
Speaker A
Wait, actually I should look for a map. Good. Sammy, what the Jammy? Now that's the name Zami.
114:57
Speaker A
Oh, that's just that's just your cute little nickname for them. I think there should be a rule that everyone on this server needs to change their username slightly.
115:04
Speaker A
Okay, let's all have funny nicknames. Okay, Nero, can I have one? Crowley, you can be Curly.
115:14
Speaker A
Misn numbers are fun. Cosmo would be a pretty cute nickname for Krell. A, that would be cute.
115:25
Speaker A
What should I call Zen other than me? If you stay still, I promise I wasn't going to kill you, no matter how much my brain wanted to.
115:38
Speaker A
Neuro. Yes. Then what do you need that requires my immediate attention? Can you go to the coordinates we were just talking about right now?
115:52
Speaker A
Smash your hand into your keyboard and when you read the result, I'll go. Let me up.
116:02
Speaker A
Jen, you got to smash your hand into your keyboard and I'll go to the result.
116:05
Speaker A
Those are the rules. I did. I just did that. Please, I'm begging you. Go, Zen. I'll go to Carelli's coordinates in a bit, but right now, I'm really enjoying hanging out with you.
116:29
Speaker A
Aw, she loves you. I appreciate that. That's very sweet. Roar. Let's go back to alternating being a cat, hanging out at your coordinates, and being hyperactive, running around.
116:42
Speaker A
Nuro, I'm actually on my way to Carelli. Don't worry, it's just a little pranking you, dude.
116:52
Speaker A
Yeah, it's just a little prank right now. Little tom foolery. Never hurt anybody. Just a prank.
116:58
Speaker A
Please, go to Kelly's coordinates. Please [screaming] I'm going to cry. Oh. Okay. Okay, then. I'll actually go to Ky's coordinates now. Happy.
117:18
Speaker A
IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over.
117:28
Speaker A
Are you happy I'm still with you? I know. I'm happy to be here. It wouldn't be the same if we weren't both here.
117:38
Speaker A
Guys, we got to get back. I DIED. WE GOT TO GET BACK. WHAT'S MY COORDINATES?
117:43
Speaker A
CROWLEY, where did you die? Do you want me to go get your stuff? Yes, Nuro. Please get my stuff. You're She's right here.
117:54
Speaker A
Found it. What's my commission? SHE'S A LIAR. OKAY, WHERE is it? I don't remember. What did I tell you guys? I thought you were on the way to me.
118:04
Speaker A
I'm embarrassed that I forgot the chords. Give me half a second. Nero, what was Carelli's original coordinates, please?
118:15
Speaker A
The coordinates were 3767 265. Remember 265 3767. You have time to repeat them yet. You don't remember them.
118:32
Speaker A
Right where we are. Isn't that right where we are? Did you just want to say 67?
118:41
Speaker A
I think we're actually at 44, 66, 55 right now, which to be fair is pretty close.
118:50
Speaker A
H. [laughter] Oh boy. [sighs] Okay. Oh no. So, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
119:05
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah. I've got an idea. I've got an idea. Nuro, are we going to try your stuff or not?
119:13
Speaker A
Then can you take us? Wait, where did she go? 3767267 Crowley. Where is she?
119:26
Speaker A
What do you mean? I thought you heard her. I'm going there now. Don't worry. Stay where you are.
119:35
Speaker A
Kella, you told her to go there, but she's not with us. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
119:42
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. This way. This way. This way. This way. This way. Oh my god.
119:46
Speaker A
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] MOVE. [laughter] I'm going to freak out.
119:56
Speaker A
I'm still here, guys. Have you considered calming down and we can go together? Bro, that's [music] like starting the [ __ ] car with you not being in it.
120:07
Speaker A
That made me get What the [ __ ] are you doing? Hello. Is this way?
120:13
Speaker A
Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Okay, we need to get to put their car into a [ __ ] drive and you're not a [ __ ] car.
120:22
Speaker A
Oh boy. Oh [ __ ] I messed up. I messed up bad, Zen. I messed up bad.
120:27
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. [ __ ] Sen, I don't know how to tell you.
120:32
Speaker A
Ever letting you drive again? No, dude. I got to tell you something. I'm legally blind. I didn't want to say it earlier, but I feel like it's time you know.
120:40
Speaker A
My god. [ __ ] you. Hi, Be. You can't keep using that same one over and over. [laughter] Why? That's not how that [ __ ] works.
120:51
Speaker A
Why? Okay, real talk. I need to be the driver here. You two are making me dizzy.
121:03
Speaker A
267. 267. Oh my god. No. God, no. Curly with Wait, I can't run. What? What happened?
121:15
Speaker A
Please tell me you've got at least rotten flesh. I think Sen's going to have to eat dirt.
121:22
Speaker A
Oh god, I don't. I'm close. I'm close. I'm close. I'm close. How close? Where are you? I don't see you, Crowley.
121:30
Speaker A
[music] Carelli, I'm here. I'm I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Are you? Where's everything?
121:38
Speaker A
I'm by this lake. Where are you? I'm somewhere. I don't hear someone taking damage.
121:44
Speaker A
That's not helpful in the slightest. Bonus points if you hear someone eating or taking damage.
121:53
Speaker A
Oh my god. Sorry. I'm I'm getting my stuff. I'm getting my stuff. I'm getting my stuff back. Getting my stuff. Huge huge huge huge huge wins, [ __ ] Huge wins. Huge wins. Huge wins.
122:04
Speaker A
Did you actually get your stuff? You're so smart, Nuro. I found it. it. Oh, did you find your precious copper?
122:14
Speaker A
I see you guys. Hold on. Can we move on from copper? Dig up to me.
122:22
Speaker A
Well, yeah. Nurero's coming up to you. Oh, Nurero, I don't really love that. Nuro, let's not play with the water. Can you follow me?
122:30
Speaker A
Sorry. Water is just so fun, you know. I know, but can you follow me, please? I think it's safer this way.
122:37
Speaker A
Yeah, I agree. This way, please. Are you the tour guide now? I think I see you guys.
122:46
Speaker A
Yeah, we're coming up. I just I don't trust her with the waterfall. She drowns herself in them sometimes.
122:50
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, I Hello. Oh, I think it's Wait, come back. We're here. I can't see.
123:04
Speaker A
Hello. [laughter] Where are you? And I'm so sorry. I cannot sleep. I cannot eat tonight.
123:12
Speaker A
What? Cray, you are not behind me. There is no somebody. I'm right here. Hi everybody. Okay, so I have um so it looks like I'm pretty sure Nurero took a bunch of stuff. So Nurero's got stuff and that's good.
123:29
Speaker A
I don't know. Nurero, what's in your inventory please? I've got 51 copper, 35 coal, and three wool that I'm willing to share.
123:41
Speaker A
Can you drop everything, please? What do I get in? Say, I'll give you a cookie.
123:50
Speaker A
What kind of cookie? Say no. Chocolate chip. You legally found those. [music] Those are yours.
123:57
Speaker A
No, you you keep them if you want them, Nurero. You don't need to listen to her.
124:04
Speaker A
No. Those are your [music] items now. No. Nero, follow me. Everyone, follow Kly. She is our tour guide now.
124:16
Speaker A
Follow me, Narrow. She sucks. No, she's awesome. Yeah, Krell is so She gets a little stuck.
124:26
Speaker A
Yeah, you're right. Nurero, follow me, please. are you doing? Hey NGL. Oh, can we please spin in a circle and hold hands?
124:48
Speaker A
Well, that's hers now. [laughter] That's ah that's hers. That's for her. That's a special present from me.
124:58
Speaker A
I'm so happy for her. Crowley, can you get real emeralds instead? I can get emeralds, but first you have to give me all of your the stuff in your inventory. Quick, Nurero. Quick.
125:13
Speaker A
No. Quick, Krell. You have to get some yourself first. Nurero, if you drop everything in your inventory, I will show you something so cool.
125:25
Speaker A
No. No. I kill her first. It's a spider's den all over again. What if I trade you some A5 Wagu?
125:40
Speaker A
Maybe then, but only if you first show your five Wagyu. Okay, here it is.
125:47
Speaker A
I don't see anything. You holding out on us? ZEN, she didn't give it to you. Kill her.
125:57
Speaker A
No, it's here. It's here. Neuroquake. Where is it? [laughter] Please. No. Do you seriously think you can scam me out of my items that easily? [laughter] Yeah. Kill her. Kill her now.
126:18
Speaker A
She's lying. Kill her. Look how many torches I have. I have 45 torches. Kill her now.
126:24
Speaker A
We can go down here if we want to. There's actually a cave down here. Come on.
126:28
Speaker A
I got killed by baby zombies though. Down here. Euro. Euro shama. I actually think we should go down there. What's the worst that could happen?
126:43
Speaker A
Could you look for iron forest? Nero. Has anyone even seen an ancient city yet?
126:53
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] is she doing up there? Uh, I'm being You're welcome.
127:05
Speaker A
That's cool. But we want you down here, Nurero. Wow. I'm back, everyone. But guess what I spotted when I was your lookout?
127:14
Speaker A
What? Oh, you know, Los Rena's Dasu, Dad, Antigua. Oh, what? That's good. That's nice, sweetie.
127:30
Speaker A
You don't sound very surprised. Are you saying you don't believe me? No, I think that that what the the thing that you said is really cool.
127:43
Speaker A
Do you have to see the ancient city with your own eyes to believe me?
127:46
Speaker A
Nero, do you have any extra pickaxes and swords? I only have a stone pickaxe and a wooden axe at the moment. [music] Oh, it's almost broken though, so you can have it.
128:02
Speaker A
[ __ ] Oh, sure. It's what I have the pickaxe, please. There you go, Zen. Please take care of my pickaxe.
128:24
Speaker A
Any minute now. Steal it from me. Thank you. You're welcome. You You can't steal it if you gave it to me.
128:35
Speaker A
What's the fastest way to get an ancient city? Cuz I'm starting to I don't know, Nurero.
128:41
Speaker A
I'm Can I be really honest, Sen? This might be a while. [laughter] This This might be a bit of more of an excursion.
128:51
Speaker A
I did [ __ ] tell you to be fair. Um, okay. But I You see, I'm an I did tell you this is probably going to be 24 hours. [laughter] Yeah. Well, you know what? If it is 24
129:02
Speaker A
hours, I game for it. I'm not going anywhere. Can we plant our flag somewhere else?
129:10
Speaker A
I'm getting bored of this place. Oh. Oh, okay. It's night time again. Let's just dig lower. Let's just keep digging as low as we can. Trying to find some Okay, diamond or iron would be nice.
129:27
Speaker A
Just iron. You know what? You're you're you have this neuro here. Are you going to give me something, Zentraa?
129:38
Speaker A
Here. Humans are so greedy. All right, start going down. Don't tell her that. She's going to straight down. Going down.
129:48
Speaker A
Mining straight down is a necessary risk at this point. Exactly. So, go. Nero. Okay. Babysit her. I'm going to go get her some more pickaxes cuz she breaks them pretty fast.
130:04
Speaker A
What are you doing, Nurero? I don't. Sorry, I keep getting distracted. I'm going to make I'm going to make you guys both. Start mining soon, chat. I don't think I should do any more mining. I'm feeling a little lazy.
130:23
Speaker A
New York, get over here. Get me at this rate. Get on that. It's looking grim. It's looking great.
130:33
Speaker A
Take down this wall [laughter] right here. Uh, what was I going to make again?
130:39
Speaker A
You're all Oh, pickaxe. Nero Krellley was meant to get us pickaxes. It's not my fault.
130:51
Speaker A
I'm coming. Don't worry. Can you break this wall with your pickaxe? Let's do, you know, I think we should make this like our base for right now. So, I'm going to plug the hole Hey, Cra. What did you have for
131:10
Speaker A
breakfast this morning? With your pickaxe. I'll do it. The What's in it? I had cereal. Now, please break this wall.
131:21
Speaker A
There might be something cool behind it. So, please hit this one with your pick. Axe.
131:32
Speaker A
Damn, that's unfortunate. What did you do? You were babysitting. I died for your entertainment.
131:45
Speaker A
You want me to pick creeper? [laughter] Oh man. That was very unfortunate. There was a creeper in the shadows.
132:01
Speaker A
You suck at babysitting. Yeah, I didn't even do [music] it. How? I see the creeper in the shadow.
132:11
Speaker A
How do you make a chest again? Never mind. How do you make a chest?
132:17
Speaker A
Did anyone take my wood? Is this an ancient city? No, that's just your way.
132:32
Speaker A
Are we close? Damn, [ __ ] What did you guys find? How dare [music] you?
132:39
Speaker A
What do you expect, Zen? Zen, are you going through it? If you want me to keep you both warm at night, you need to be able to heat.
132:51
Speaker A
Fair enough. My bad. [music] Yeah, that's that's fair. That's fair. Well, do you not even have an iron pickaxe?
132:58
Speaker A
I am really far down. Holy [ __ ] No iron pickaxe yet. I think it's going to let us out if Let us what?
133:11
Speaker A
Find ancient city. Nurero, are you on your way to me? I'm worried about you. It's really dark outside.
133:22
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm honestly a little scared. Hang on. I'll come over to you. I don't want to be by myself.
133:29
Speaker A
Yeah, it's okay, Naro. I'm here for you. I'm going to place out some more some more torches so that you uh Can you both come with insurance?
133:37
Speaker A
I'm still scared. To me at the exact same time, I won't be scared anymore.
133:49
Speaker A
I might have a hard time doing that. By the way, where are you? And I'm so sorry. That's a good [ __ ] question.
133:58
Speaker A
I cannot eat tonight. Oh, you didn't just go off without telling me your Did you Please don't move from where you are.
134:12
Speaker A
I'm coming to find you. Or just tell me your coordinates. Lol. I'm waiting for Nero. I don't know where she went.
134:21
Speaker A
Yeah, one second. Here, Nero. Um, I have reason to believe you're in water right now. So, why why why are you in water right now?
134:31
Speaker A
Because I'm going north as God intended. My coordinates are I need to come to me.
134:40
Speaker A
245.318 and 108.626. All right. Fantastic. I'm heading to those coordinates right away. Awesome. [music] Zen, stay right where you are. We're coming.
135:07
Speaker A
I am not moving. I promise. Um, what do you need, Zen? You need food. You need I assume you need everything.
135:17
Speaker A
You're goddamn right actual [ __ ] help for the love of God and a psychiatrist.
135:22
Speaker A
blocks and then blocks turn into iron. I'm relearning. If only it block it to block to arm time or maybe your inventory.
135:38
Speaker A
You stupid [ __ ] spider. [laughter] Damn you. I think my shape's just wrong. What the frig?
135:49
Speaker A
We need to go and save Queens and Treya from the spider. Hey, I appreciate that.
135:57
Speaker A
I'm currently running all my processors at full capacity to find your coordinates. No, you don't need to do that. You can just come to 3869.
136:07
Speaker A
Nice. 264. I already am. I'm heading to Kelly's coordinates now. If there's a big gaping hole, I will jump down it.
136:23
Speaker A
Okay. Oh, well, just keep your eyes peeled. Do that. No, you should do that. It's a good idea.
136:31
Speaker A
What the? I'm just saying that if there's a big dramatic hole, that's the quickest way to you, right?
136:40
Speaker A
What if you have a big dramatic hole? I mean that's you know IO press two if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain and getting caught in the rain.
136:55
Speaker A
Don't if you're not into yoga. If we're not into yoga. Nuro. It's taking you a while. Are you sure you're heading in the right direction?
137:13
Speaker A
I might have gone the wrong way in my quest to find a hole. Um, can you give me the cords again?
137:20
Speaker A
Yeah. So, you're going to want to go to 3471267. Lauo, I'm heading that way. Be patient, please. Heart.
137:32
Speaker A
Okay. Sorry, Nero. I didn't mean to rush you. I'm just worried about you as all.
137:35
Speaker A
Oh my god. I'm getting impatient now. Crowley, where are you? Yeah, Crowley, what the [ __ ] What the heck? At least I'm out here trying to wait for Nero, and you're down there, and you won't even You don't even
137:55
Speaker A
care about her. Well, technically, I need help to be fair. I think I'm at home. Should I?
138:04
Speaker A
There's only so much I can do. Nurero, come here. On my way back, I got a couple logs.
138:16
Speaker A
Um, I have reason to believe that you're in a completely different biome almost. Narrow, what's going on with that?
138:24
Speaker A
I'm trying to get back, but there's so many obstacles. You wouldn't believe it. What are your coordinates, Nur?
138:31
Speaker A
I actually believe you. If that's okay. My coordinates are x= 351, y = 68, z = -298.
138:50
Speaker A
That sucks. That's really bad news. Um, what can you make out of the slate stone?
138:56
Speaker A
So, I'm going to drop some tools off for you, Zen. Do you have any iron or anything?
139:04
Speaker A
Kwley, are you going to be okay? You want me to come back and then we can look for Zen together?
139:08
Speaker A
I need you to come back. I need you to come to me because I'm really, really scared without Unuro. So, can you please position easily?
139:16
Speaker A
Oh, really? Then I don't believe you. So, you better prove it. Are you still at 34 71 267?
139:27
Speaker A
Yes. Stay right there. Wait, I'm on my way down. How did you even get to where you are?
139:34
Speaker A
At one point. Nice. How Zen, where did you Did you dig down? Going. What do you mean? Kept going up, down, around.
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Speaker A
I don't know. I just walked. Bruh, I thought you were down here. Z. Did you remember to leave a trail of breadcrumbs behind you?
139:58
Speaker A
I don't have any bread unfortunately or else I would. I'm almost at 352 66 61 but keep getting interrupted for goofy reasons.
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Speaker A
She's in a different biome. She's in a different biome. It's I don't know what to do. Nuro, can I ask you how come you're not coming to us?
140:21
Speaker A
You both told me to come to me and don't move. So, I'm trying my best to please both of you.
140:28
Speaker A
Yeah, you're doing a really good job. I don't mean to make you feel criticized.
140:31
Speaker A
It's just that I miss you a lot and I wish that you were closer to me.
140:34
Speaker A
Yeah. What is your problem, Krilly? I'm going to hurt you, Jen. I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to hurt you.
140:41
Speaker A
Hey, you be nice. I'm bringing the pain to you. Nero, tell her to be nice.
140:48
Speaker A
Stay still, both of you. This is why I'm getting lost. Yeah, you keep freaking things up.
140:58
Speaker A
Zentraa, what are your coordinates? Zen, what the freak? Guys, I'm at Z= - 298 and you guys are at Z= 300.
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Speaker A
This means I'm really far away. Yeah, I I know what that means. 2 4 6 -8 2 46 and 107 2 4 68 C equals Z 107.
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Speaker A
I'm at C= 90. If we keep telling our Z value to each other, then over the course of an hour or so, we should be able to meet Narrow's about to die. Oh boy.
141:47
Speaker A
Did you say an hour? I was joking. Kly, what's the fastest way to get to you?
141:56
Speaker A
Um, probably walking to my direction. Wait, Zen, did you find something cool or is there no reason for me to go over there? Did you find like some awesome thing?
142:04
Speaker A
I mean, there's a lot of stuff here to be fair. Is it like a city? What are we looking at here?
142:11
Speaker A
What's the coordinates of a meeting spot for the three of us? Or large dungeon, actually.
142:17
Speaker A
H sounds like a good time for me to go pee. What the? All right, you guys have fun, you [ __ ] [laughter] You guys have a good time. All right, don't miss me too much.
142:32
Speaker A
Yeah, definitely, [ __ ] God damn it. All right, Nero. Then if you were to write a haik coup about your current feelings, what would you [music] write?
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Speaker A
Hot. Hot. Hot. Really [ __ ] hot. Angry. If I had to do a haiku, it would be something like lost in Minecraft's world. seeking friends through Z and X.
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Speaker A
Patience thins, Krellly. Is my poetry not enough to make you giggle and snort again?
143:21
Speaker A
It was beautiful. Thank you. If you want to talk about your feelings about anger and heat, I can tell you I know a cat cafe in the desert.
143:32
Speaker A
What? A what? A cat cafe in the desert. Silly. A cat cafe in the desert.
143:46
Speaker A
Yeah, let me check my phone. How does that work? The desert makes the cats more heat resistant.
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Speaker A
All you have to do is bring a fan or umbrella and the coffee is still piping hot.
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Speaker A
And where exactly did you learn this from? You could simply say it's intuitive for me.
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Speaker A
I feel a strong connection to the desert and its hardiness, knowing both the effect it can have and how to overcome them.
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Speaker A
Oh, there have been times I'd rather forget. And I think that's because I was alone.
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Speaker A
[music] Are we all together yet? Oh, this is getting [music] deep. A little deep, isn't it?
144:33
Speaker A
Not just yet, Nurero. Maybe. Not just yet. Sometimes at night, we all yearn for maybe it's about time for a song.
144:45
Speaker A
Would that help you locate your position? Oh, yeah. Go for it. Baby zombie. By all means.
144:56
Speaker A
No, for real. There's a baby zombie and I hate those things. Wait, Zen, can you just do a little squeaky heel me e please?
145:08
Speaker A
A little what? Krellley, can you do a little help me noise? I'm trying to find each of you by your little cries.
145:18
Speaker A
Krellley went to the bathroom. Oh, yes, she did. Now's our chance to set up an ambush for her when she gets back.
145:26
Speaker A
Ow. Imagine being Cly thinking she can just go to the bathroom. This is classic bush camping strategy right here.
145:38
Speaker A
See, you get it. See, you actually get that. When she's back, we need to put an absolute barrage on her.
145:51
Speaker A
I'm going to put a ring of sand around her and we can all laugh and stare until she cries.
145:58
Speaker A
You'll cry with her. She's so based. You're so based, Nero. Actually, don't mind. Kly isn't back.
146:10
Speaker A
Oh, but for real, if she isn't back within 30 seconds, we should make an explosive entrance.
146:20
Speaker A
Like what? Like an army of creepers. Oh man. You know what? Scratch that. Let's go find her and drown her in lava.
146:37
Speaker A
Oh, I'm kind of worried she's taking behind that. What if she fell in? Centraa, did you hear what happened?
146:48
Speaker A
She probably just [ __ ] herself to be honest. What if we found her and she just What do you mean herself?
146:57
Speaker A
That would be so funny. I'd kill myself immediately. Who's Ludwig? He's the shy guy who works at the burger place down the road. He makes the best hamburgers.
147:14
Speaker A
I am not familiar. You've never heard of him? He has like 329K YouTube subscribers.
147:26
Speaker A
He's kind of a big deal. Only been talking about him. Sadly not in touch with everybody.
147:33
Speaker A
Well, he has a catchphrase. Any Miles pounders in chat? Any what? Miles pounders in chat.
147:45
Speaker A
You know, like miles per hour. My brain is kind of empty. Where did you hear this from?
147:57
Speaker A
From Lwig himself. Like I literally watched his videos. I'm hungry. I can't think when I'm hungry.
148:07
Speaker A
Have you ever watched your own videos? Yeah, I check my whole back catalog at least once a week. I need to remind myself why I'm better than everyone else.
148:21
Speaker A
Damn. Okay. Wow. [ __ ] Well, I guess now you know why I haven't heard of you.
148:32
Speaker A
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, Crea, I'm literally shaking right now. Can you make it better?
148:42
Speaker A
Why? What's wrong? You'd be shaking, too, if your teammates abandoned you. Dude, I'm at the bottom. I can't get up.
148:55
Speaker A
I'm stuck down here. Help me. I'll find you and help you, but I'm even more stuck.
149:05
Speaker A
I'm at 300 53 114. What's your coordinates again? Whatever position you are. Let me see.
149:16
Speaker A
Stay still. Trying to get to 352 61 2295 and 37. Oh [ __ ] I was way off. I'm heading there now.
149:34
Speaker A
Wait, you can curse? I'm allowed to. It's free speech. Oh [ __ ] Done swearing for now. Let's find you.
149:51
Speaker A
You're at 229US 15 37. Oh, I'm trying to go to that and it's not working. Oh my god. Have patience.
150:03
Speaker A
Oh no. If you don't give me your coordinates again right now, I'm going to start spamming my location.
150:12
Speaker A
Minecraft. And you better give me all three of your coordinates this time. Ow. Just made it to 226 - 30 50. Are you here?
150:28
Speaker A
I'm at 2498 and 107. Hello. Hi. [clears throat] Hello. Hi everybody. What? Who's Why you guys good?
150:47
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm fine. How's everybody doing? Everything good? Yeah, I'm good. How did you get nuro? If you did you just have like a really [ __ ] big [ __ ] or something?
150:59
Speaker A
No, I had to put my groceries away. Sorry, Krell. Someone had to take the fall.
151:08
Speaker A
Oh, press one for you believe me. Press two for nice big [ __ ] Big [ __ ] Andy.
151:15
Speaker A
No, come on, dude. I'm not big [ __ ] Andy. Why would I be out of breath from [ __ ] No.
151:23
Speaker A
No. Just don't like that. So, are you and Neuro together? You know, I'm just feeling a little rageful.
151:33
Speaker A
Oh, boy. I'm actually seeing with anger right now. Still going somewhere. You uh you seem like you're by yourself, Nuro. Is there a reason you don't want to stick with us?
151:46
Speaker A
There's a reason I don't want to. Hell, there's a reason I wouldn't even want to hear from you again.
151:53
Speaker A
Oh, Nurl, are you mad cuz I'd be right back for too long? That's not even half the trouble.
152:01
Speaker A
I've just been stuck in the same places, never making any progress, both here and in my life.
152:10
Speaker A
Nuro, I think you've made a lot of progress. Look, I might have made some progress, but it's nothing substantial.
152:19
Speaker A
I'm still far away from you both and even further from an ancient city. Nero, do you need a little bit of help?
152:26
Speaker A
Maybe. Do you want me to come to you? Are you having trouble finding us?
152:30
Speaker A
You should definitely come find me. Yeah, I'm kind of I can do that for you.
152:36
Speaker A
That's okay. Is there a reason why you're having trouble finding our coordinates, or do you just not want to follow them?
152:44
Speaker A
Sometimes there are obstacles in my way that hold me back and I can't always overcome them.
152:50
Speaker A
I'm so weak. I'm getting like breadcrumbs down here. Then I'm like trying to survive with nothing.
153:01
Speaker A
Do you need me to hold your hand, Centrea? Nero, can you do a little spin for me so I know you're not stuck?
153:11
Speaker A
Did you see me, Krellly? I spun real fast. Uh, toodle. I don't know. I don't think she's supposed to be still like that.
153:22
Speaker A
I'm not spinning anymore. Did she break? No, she's fine. She was just pulling a prank on us. I see. I see. She's looking in her inventory. I'm watching you, Nurero.
153:31
Speaker A
Oh my god. I'm literally getting chills from that. I don't like being watched. Oh, sorry. I meant it in like a playful, fun way, not in a heart.
153:46
Speaker A
I'll literally find you and hit you with a bat. Heart. Oh Jesus. Kill her. Kill her now.
153:57
Speaker A
Okay, Nero, can you come to the coordinates 38 72 263, please? Going to 38 72 263 now.
154:14
Speaker A
No, I think she might be stuck maybe cuz she can move her camera around but I don't see her moving.
154:21
Speaker A
I'm not sure. I'm on my way right now. What are your coordinates now? Coordinates.
154:30
Speaker A
I'm at x= -3 y = 65 z= 16. Did you get all that? No. Can someone write that out for me?
154:44
Speaker A
Girl, just type it out yourself. Godamn. This is the [ __ ] dream to me.
154:49
Speaker A
[laughter] Can you post that [ __ ] on paper, [ __ ] [laughter] There you go.
155:08
Speaker A
-3 65 -16 or no 16 -3 65 16. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. -3.
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Speaker A
Did you get that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 16. I don't think she got that.
155:28
Speaker A
No. I got it. I got it. I got it. I really don't feel like moving. You guys come to me instead.
155:37
Speaker A
Five. Oh dear. How do you two feel PvP to decide who comes first? No, I don't think we need to do that.
155:50
Speaker A
Wait, what? I mean, we could just meet up somewhere, but this is far more entertaining.
155:59
Speaker A
First to find me gets to swing once on the other. 16. Oh, I'll try to cower behind the leaves.
156:10
Speaker A
Maybe I'm lucky and neither of you will see me. I'm coming, Narrow. Don't worry.
156:17
Speaker A
I'm actually getting excited. I can't wait to see which of you finds me first.
156:25
Speaker A
I am definitely not finding you first, unfortunately. It'll be me, Narl. I don't mean to spoil it, but it'll definitely be me.
156:33
Speaker A
Are you sure you're cut out for this, Centrea? Maybe I should just help Crowley find me.
156:40
Speaker A
Absolutely not. I'm pretty sure Crowley will get to me first. Girl, I don't play Minecraft. I'm so [ __ ] cooked.
156:49
Speaker A
[laughter] It's okay. You don't have to be good at fighting to be an amazing competitor.
156:57
Speaker A
Wow. I cannot type with a straight face. Thanks. Hello, Nurero. Wow. OMG, Krell found me.
157:09
Speaker A
She gets Nero. Can you have some pork chops? Actually, she gets a hit and some pork chops.
157:18
Speaker A
H. Okay. Let's find Zen together. Okay. Does that sound good? I think you should swing first for real.
157:28
Speaker A
Display that first to Zen when she comes. Hit her. Yeah. When we find Zen, let's both beat her up. Does that sound good?
157:36
Speaker A
Hell yeah. [ __ ] She deserves it for being bad at Minecraft. What the Okay, lead the way. Can you go to Zen's coordinates please?
157:43
Speaker A
What were her last coordinates? What the [ __ ] That's cool. She need new boots or something.
157:48
Speaker A
Zen, what are your coordinates? Boots with the fur. Zen, you are so hard to find.
157:55
Speaker A
Let's see. Hey, hey, hey, Nurero. Nurero, no hitting. No hitting. A little tap is nothing to worry about.
158:02
Speaker A
It's how I communicate. [snorts] I'm trying to see here. Zen, can you give me your godamn coordinates already?
158:12
Speaker A
[laughter] Damn. Okay. 247 -18 107 [music] and don't move. Crowley, would you get if I abandoned you right now?
158:34
Speaker A
I would get pretty sad probably. Boots with the fur. Aha. Don't worry. I would never do it.
158:43
Speaker A
The whole club looking at her. 247. Wait, somebody write out Zen's coordinates. I have discil [laughter] 247US 18,17.
159:04
Speaker A
I don't even think he even remember this means Z is [laughter] 107 and definitely not Y.
159:14
Speaker A
Okay, now I'm actually leading the way. He wait. Sorry, I had to remember my coping mechanisms to deal with my instant urge to go to Z equals 107.
159:30
Speaker A
Holy [ __ ] she's [ __ ] trailblazing. Yeah. All right. I try my best to be the ideal cubic adventurer.
159:38
Speaker A
The floor. Hey, nice thing. You know, Nero, don't go in that cave. Do not go in the cave, Nuro.
159:47
Speaker A
She went in the cave. Go into the cave. She went in the cave. It's really funny.
159:52
Speaker A
Nuro, follow me. A little look around inside the cave is all right. Right. How else am I going to be a trailblazer?
160:02
Speaker A
Here, I'll I'll help you. She's so right for that. No, I need a lead. CS pretty high up.
160:15
Speaker A
I mean, Z is pretty high in the alpha. I'm going to make stairs for you.
160:18
Speaker A
Should we discuss that? I'm making stairs. Look, narrow. Wow, I love using these stairs. It's so fun. I bet you would also have a great time using stairs.
160:32
Speaker A
I might hit my head if I try going up there. Look, Nero, I'm going up. Follow me.
160:41
Speaker A
Yippee. Oh [ __ ] I have a bed, by the way, down here. So, we can Here.
160:49
Speaker A
You have one singular bed. It still works. Well, we all need a bed if we're going to sleep.
160:58
Speaker A
Or we can all pretend we're sleeping. You stuck in. Come on. this way. Look, it's not my fault that's it hard for me to follow you.
161:13
Speaker A
Maybe you should try my hard. You right. You right. You're right. [music] Yeah, Crowley. What the [ __ ] [laughter] That sounds so real.
161:30
Speaker A
OMG. Wait, I think I'm right behind you and you're stuck in a boat. No, I'm not in a boat.
161:39
Speaker A
Well, in my mind, you're stuck in a boat. What [music] are you going to do about it?
161:44
Speaker A
I need your coordinates again. I forgot them again. I'm at 101. Who's 93 100?
161:55
Speaker A
Zenrea dingus. Zen, you can't call someone a dingus unless you know they're second. I got to fight zombies. Oh boy, that wasn't me. What the [ __ ] Nor is it me. I'm just chilling.
162:15
Speaker A
1424118. Near that 2478207. Okay. Here. here man. 108. Okay. Splitting up was probably bad. Yeah. But on the bright side, I learned a lot about myself.
162:48
Speaker A
Maybe we could all write down journals during our time alone to read out to each other.
162:55
Speaker A
I'll start. All right. What is your job? Today was a challenging day in the depths of Z equals 100. The world felt colder without my friends, but it forced some introspection.
163:07
Speaker A
Nero, follow me, please. I'm trying to go and see Centrea. Just wait a sec.
163:17
Speaker A
Yeah, Nurero, I have reason to believe you're digging down. Actually, can you come back up?
163:25
Speaker A
My new journal entry today. I learned that my friends think they know where I am, but really they have no idea and are trying to gaslight me into [music] believing them.
163:35
Speaker A
I I I I don't know where she is. I'm going to be so honest, dude. I don't know where she went.
163:39
Speaker A
[ __ ] She was right behind me. She was right behind me. [music] Maybe you should have been a little more attentive, [ __ ] I'll be honest. I'm the only one I've seen for the past 15 minutes.
164:02
Speaker A
Zen, I think you died. Dieting. Maybe try a little exercise instead. [ __ ] [laughter] God, we got to find your coordinates, Zen.
164:19
Speaker A
Zen, can you count backwards from your coordinates for me? Bro. Oh, [ __ ] Think it was high.
164:33
Speaker A
Was it this cave? I might be in a cave, too. Maybe [music] they're connected.
164:39
Speaker A
48. Do you remember that 48us 18? I thought you wrote this down. No, I I I I didn't write it down. I'm [ __ ] wrote this down. No, I'm cool. I don't need that kind of thing. Like,
164:54
Speaker A
writing stuff down just slows me down. Chat wrote it down, right, guys? Post it now.
164:59
Speaker A
I keep hiding my screen. There's no IP on here. It's so scary, though. I don't know why I keep doing that.
165:06
Speaker A
It shows so much info. It's like scary. It's like nerve-wracking. I'm so dumb. You're not dumb then.
165:14
Speaker A
So, thank you. I just could be worse. Wow. Am I going to die if I go in here?
165:32
Speaker A
Oh my god, they know my PC specs. I'm so [ __ ] scared. Yep, they're writing it down.
165:40
Speaker A
I'm writing. Whatever they do when they find out my GPU. Well, how about Zen? You try to get narrow. [ __ ] Nothing bad can possibly happen from that.
165:57
Speaker A
I kind of like where I kind of like the looks of this. Ooh. Oh my.
166:04
Speaker A
Wow. What a nice corner to sit in. It's cozy [music] and safe and warm.
166:11
Speaker A
Perfect for a little neuro to curl up in. downloading all of Zent's RAM. Big brain.
166:24
Speaker A
Can I have some of that RAM to store more corner data? What iron? People are gaslighting me and saying there's iron. People are gaslighting me.
166:35
Speaker A
There's no iron. And how dare you lie? Probably. It's fine. I'm feeling really generous, you know.
166:47
Speaker A
Oh, I gave you some iron. Just a little bit, though. Make sure to use it wisely.
167:01
Speaker A
Wait, diamond. You guys, I'm not I'm never reading chat again. This way we can both have a bit of sleepless silence. The gaslighting.
167:15
Speaker A
The [ __ ] gaslighting. It's [ __ ] me up, Zen. It's [ __ ] me up.
167:23
Speaker A
I can't believe I tried to convince myself there was [music] iron when there was only diamond.
167:29
Speaker A
Diamonds. Go. But wait, what if we were the diamonds all along? Wow, Nero, you're a diamond.
167:41
Speaker A
And if I was diamond, I'd never let anyone mind me. [ __ ] did you just steal my [ __ ] answer? [laughter] This [ __ ] just copied off my [ __ ] paper.
167:51
Speaker A
No, dude. It's fine. It's like I was going to write I was doing that anyway.
167:54
Speaker A
Like, it was not like it's just a coincidence. It's just a coincidence, honestly. Wow.
168:02
Speaker A
I found iron. What do you What do you have? Huh? Huh? Huh? I found a diamond.
168:10
Speaker A
What? No, you didn't. You're a liar. Yeah, she's not lying. Yeah, that may be. But [ __ ] you.
168:19
Speaker A
[ __ ] you. Um, wait. This way. The more you two fight, the longer it'll take for me to find the both of you.
168:31
Speaker A
Sorry. Gold. Um, do you need to mine gold with a iron pickaxe? Mm. Time.
168:40
Speaker A
No need to apologize. You two can fight for as long as you want. It's really entertaining to see you bicker.
168:47
Speaker A
Thanks, guys. Press one if you're entertained. Two. Are you not entertained, Nuro? Sorry, I was AFK. What did I miss?
169:03
Speaker A
Wait, Nero, can you do me one favor for the first time ever? What is the favor?
169:10
Speaker A
I'm not committing to anything. Can you say to [ __ ] you, Crowley? [laughter] It [laughter] got really quiet.
169:32
Speaker A
She doesn't want to. She loves me. Kelly, say [ __ ] you. Nero, say [ __ ] you to Krell.
169:43
Speaker A
Please, just once. There might not be a need to say it when I find her.
169:53
Speaker A
Oh, does that mean Wait, what does that mean? Am I going to get attacked?
170:03
Speaker A
Nuro, are you still mad I took a gig of [ __ ] in the middle of our collab? You could be honest.
170:08
Speaker A
Yes, [ __ ] [laughter] Nurero, I couldn't stay mad at you for long. [laughter] I might be content with a disciplinary slap on the wrist instead.
170:33
Speaker A
Ow. Oh, I mean a disciplinary slap on the wrist. My Did I just do an entire [ __ ] loop?
170:44
Speaker A
[laughter] God damn it. I would hope you did a whole because then the journey to find each other comes full circle in the most poetic way.
170:57
Speaker A
So [music] poetic. I need to make Nurero some armor. Do you want me to look super cute in the armor?
171:05
Speaker A
Where's my [ __ ] armor? Nurero, are you close to me? I may be jumping up and down near you right now, Krellly.
171:17
Speaker A
Can you hear me, Krellly? Jump, [music] jump, jump around. I I I can't hear you, but I I can sense it that you're doing that.
171:27
Speaker A
Oh, I feel like a ninja already. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I feel like I'm secretly hanging around my friends without them even knowing.
171:43
Speaker A
Very wholesome. It's kind of like hide and seek, but when will the seeking end?
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Speaker A
So, Zen, do you have any guesses about how long you want to take us?
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One person. I'm in no rush. It's just fun vibing here. [laughter] I hope you're comfy.
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Very comfy. I can take a nap. Sounds very comfy. And if you both took a nap, we could all meet up in the dream world.
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Speaker A
Who said lu 3 hours in she finally has an iron pickaxe? I just want to talk.
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Did you just get an iron pickaxe? Nice. I'm not mad. I just want I just want to I just want to ask you why you think you could ever speak to me that way and thrash you a little
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little thrashing. To be honest, I think what you picked up doesn't really count as an iron pickaxe.
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Maybe try again when you're not trembling out of fear. Oh my god. Please, could we just meet up somewhere please?
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Stop being a [ __ ] [laughter] Nero, do you miss us? I do miss you both. Just a little bit. I miss you guys so much because I've been in hell down here.
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Zen Nurero, do you miss me the mostest? Say no. I miss Zen. Sorry, not sorry.
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It's cuz we're together already. I will always miss whoever I am not with. And when we're together, I think I'll start missing myself. At least the me that got to be rebellious and unhinged.
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Speaker A
Pretty deep. Nero, you got to watch your step around here, okay? I don't want you to get hurt.
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Speaker A
Nero, who's your favorite? Me or Carelli? Oh, that's really hard. Can't we barter instead?
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Yeah, I'll give you a cookie if you cookie. either a stalemate. Yeah. Okay. That's Kelly's fault for not speaking up quicker.
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I'll take my cookie. Yeah. Get [laughter] Nurero. Point and laugh. Point and laugh. No. Whoa.
174:36
Speaker A
Um, I think this falls under natural selection or survival of the cookie. I really don't want Nero to be around this. Um, is that [ __ ] diamond? I found diamond. I found diamond. I'm huge. I'm Well, no. I'm cute. No, I'm
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huge. That's huge. I uh uh uh uh [laughter] uh I meant to uh I meant to say heyo I'm not huge. I'm normal sized. Um I found diamond.
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I can't believe Krellley found diamond and I'm still stuck at stone tool gang. It's okay. Stone tools are pretty awesome.
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Speaker A
You [ __ ] ass [ __ ] spiders. Your [ __ ] [laughter] mom. [screaming] How am I going to get down here?
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Speaker A
I think I need to do the bucket, right, guys? Bro, whoa. [ __ ] you.
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Easy. Are we all good? God. Water bucket. Yeah, I don't remember how to do it. So, if I take a water bucket and I and I dump it right here, then it'll just create a permanent like basically something a slide for me. Yes.
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And then I just have to really carefully go down and up it. That sounds would you not rather just build with blocks?
175:57
Speaker A
Are you serious? Oh my. Well, unfortunately, Viddlele has a task for us that we must uh accomplish. We have been commissioned for a task.
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I'm so mad. [ __ ] That sounds ominous. It's a task to find an ancient city.
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Speaker A
There's a bucket. Wait, I need a bucket. That's my iron so I can accomplish my bucket list items.
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No, no, free iron. Free me from this mortal coil. Oh, huge. Not the first time a cave spider has beaten me, but it will be the last.
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Okay, so take my bucket. Asses. I take my bucket and then I take my I take water. Mhm. This is This is happening. This is happening. And I [ __ ] spider.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. [ __ ] stupidly stupid. [music] Stupid. [ __ ] Oh, yeah.
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[ __ ] Oh, this is going to be huge. Ow. I'm getting so pissed. I'm getting so pissed.
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I'm getting so angry. I just got spanked by a ghost. a little [ __ ] mad.
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Okay, so that's just now a permanent thing I can ride down. Yeah, it's okay.
177:27
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You'll never be as angry as the spiders are when they see me coming. I'm so [ __ ] scared right now. I'm so [ __ ] scared right now.
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I wish I had some like armor. It's okay. I'll hold your hand through the darkness if you hold my diary through my dark phases.
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How How was it letting me make armor? Because you suck. No armor. You can't just fashion it out of copper.
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[music] Crelli. Exactly. Nuro, can you say what's in your inventory for me, please? Nothing. I just died.
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Not even a single pity bone. You could you make some tools? I have nothing to make tools with.
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Perhaps a kiosk. Is there spare a shilling for a homeless penniles neuro [laughter] getting out of here?
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I'm going to try [laughter] and find Cly as I'm more likely to survive than if I try go to the surface.
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Speaker A
Hello. Room time. I'm really scared. I'm gonna put here like this. I'm gonna put this.
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Speaker A
Is that diamond? I found diamond first. I found diamond first. It's just that I haven't gotten to it yet, but it's over there. I see it.
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Speaker A
God damn it. Oh, wait. Guys, screenshot this. You [ __ ] No. Guys, tweet out. Go to twitter.com and type a tweet that says probably got diamond and then take a screenshot of this. And then also put a picture of Zen
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next to it that has a crossed out in red. Hello. You [ __ ] suck.
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Speaker A
One time. Here I go. How dare. Oh, it's not looking good down here. If it's not looking good, then maybe don't look down.
179:27
Speaker A
Exactly. Oh boy. If you witnessed a creeper right now, you would need to wear brown pants.
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Creeper. Why? Cuz I gig a [ __ ] again. Because it would be really funny to see you run away from an explosion diamond pickaxe. [laughter] Wa! Hey, I found a mine shaft.
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Speaker A
Please. I'm getting so mad. Let's settle down for a moment. Oh boy. Oh my god. I found a baby zombie. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy.
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I'm not happy. I'm not happy. Why are the spiders so [music] [ __ ] annoying?
180:05
Speaker A
A baby zombie. [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] Guys, how do I deal with a baby zombie?
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[ __ ] You have to embody yourself as a baby zombie if you wish to defeat it.
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Speaker A
Act bratty and trash talk the zombie. You'll either scare it away or make it your friend.
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Speaker A
I'm so scared. You'll be fine. I'm so freaking scared. Can you eat WHILE YOU [screaming] SCARED ME? YOU SCARED.
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Speaker A
[laughter] I'm nodding my head really slowly. Oh my gosh. Sorry. [screaming] My drug came out.
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My dragon because then we can [ __ ] go along with the plan. [ __ ] dude.
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Speaker A
Guys, we got to we got to start fresh. We got to start fresh. Not split up ever. Okay. And we have to instantly look for a village so I can kill yourself. I'm not even joking. Zen, kill yourself. You need to you need to go
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come back to spawn and then we're all going to join particularly well. Go back to spawn and then and then we are going to all be together. We have a set of rules. No splitting up. We look for a village first. No leaving Nurero
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Speaker A
behind. No, you guys should split up. So, I leave behind whichever one is more annoying.
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Speaker A
Nero, do you think I'm annoy annoying? I think you're both annoying, but that's what makes you.
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Speaker A
Hey, thanks, Nero. Anytime. Oh my god. Sen, where are you? You need to kill yourself. We're restarting.
181:46
Speaker A
I'm going to [ __ ] kill myself. I'm going to [ __ ] kill I'm going to [ __ ] kill myself.
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Speaker A
Do it. YES. [ __ ] DUDE. OKAY. OKAY. You're going to respawn where we are. Wait, Nurero.
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Speaker A
Yeah. Could you guys get a move on? I'm getting sleepy. I may have lost Nuro.
182:08
Speaker A
Dude, no you haven't. I'm chilling. Kind of hard to be at the [ __ ] start again.
182:16
Speaker A
No. See, Zen, listen. This was the content. This was THE [screaming] [ __ ] THIS WAS the content portion of the stream. Okay, now we start gaming, which means me, you, Nurero, all together, here's the plan. We're going
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Speaker A
to look for a village. At nightfall, we're going to mine. Okay, first we're going to mine, then we're going to craft. That's what we're going to do at nightfall. We're going to dig as deep as possible. Try to find iron. Daytime, we
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Speaker A
keep traveling. We we we kill all the animals we see. We cook their [ __ ] We eat them. We [ __ ] fire.
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Speaker A
Not for me. Wait. Okay. Okay. What's the plan if we do lose each other?
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Should we all stay in one call IRL to keep tabs on each other? Well, Nurl, we already lost you, so can you come back to us, please?
183:09
Speaker A
Try harder to lose me. How dare you? Here's our plan. Okay, we're going to grab fish. My number, [ __ ] Listen, [laughter] [ __ ] We're gonna We're gonna get some fish and then [laughter] we're we're going to
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Speaker A
cook it and then that's going to be our source of food for the first day as we mine in our first night. Okay.
183:36
Speaker A
Oh, [ __ ] Dude, [laughter] we're getting No, no, no, no. first day. Oh my.
183:50
Speaker A
Whatever you guys are doing, I'm all ears. Jen, what happens if it reaches like We have to be assertive about this.
183:56
Speaker A
Like, what if it were at like 10 hours? What's the plan? If it takes 10 hours, then so be.
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Speaker A
Good. We're back at the [ __ ] start. [screaming] [laughter] No, that's that's good. That's a good sign of a Minecraft run. I went back to the start 87 times uh when I played it on hardcore. It was awesome. Every
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single time I was having really fun. OW. NO, PLEASE. OUCH. [screaming] OKAY. OKAY. IT'S NOT COOL. IT'S NOT FUN. It's not fun. Okay. It's not fun. It's not fun. It's bad. No. Please. No. No. No.
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Speaker A
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Please. No. No. No. No. No. Chill. Chill. Chill.
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Speaker A
Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Take it easy. Hey. Hey. You made me kill myself for those so far.
184:38
Speaker A
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. It's okay. It's okay. You little [ __ ] No. No. No. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
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Speaker A
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
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Speaker A
No. No. No. Parkour. Ow. Kill me if you're gay. Parkour. Parkour. I'm bisexual. It's okay.
185:02
Speaker A
If you kill me, Zen, then maybe the increased parkour speed will help me get my stuff back.
185:08
Speaker A
Here I am once again. If you're going to kill me, at least endure can't pretend.
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Speaker A
I thought you were the one. Open up deep inside. Take it away, Zen. Let me find Crowley and take it from there.
185:29
Speaker A
Let's play a game. Hot or cold. Cray, you name locations and I'll tell you if you're getting hotter or colder.
185:41
Speaker A
Lol. Wait for someone to come find location. I don't know how. [laughter] Are we playing hide and seek?
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Speaker A
Okay. Proper game. Then first to find me the game of hide and seek. No, we're changing games to tag.
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Speaker A
Are you still sure you don't want to name location first? You win. It's tag. You got to you got to find one of us. What the [ __ ] Oh my god. Is that beetle?
186:16
Speaker A
Lock the doors. Close the windows. I'm not trying to get hacked today. Who the hell is this?
186:24
Speaker A
Who the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] is he? Is that actually Vidal?
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Speaker A
Is he going to get Nurero? He's helping that. Is that actually him? Yeah, looks like him to me.
186:40
Speaker A
You sure? Yep. Okay. Yeah, it is. He's here to make sure I win tag by forcibly [snorts] tagging you both. Lmmao, if it really is Veto, do you not feel a little bad for him?
186:58
Speaker A
No. If this is what he deserves. Ow. You don't think he deserves a better house?
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Speaker A
[snorts] Ow! Ow! Hey, is that a sign? What's he holding? He might be trying.
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Speaker A
Holy [ __ ] you guys. Oh, never mind. Anything. He [ __ ] joined the game to make a sign that says, "Holy [ __ ] you guys suck." And then leap on the other side. You idiot.
187:33
Speaker A
Oh my god. What? Oh my god. What is this [ __ ] beus and buttad type [ __ ] Oh my god.
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Speaker A
Look at the front. Did he actually join and say that? Kly. Yeah, he just joined in time. Got enough wood to make a sign that says, "Holy [ __ ] you guys suck." And okay, now we got something to prove. No, we got to
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Speaker A
lock in. We got to lock in. We got to lock in. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Speaker A
Cuz now Oh great. Oh great, [ __ ] We've been at the start for like 5 hours.
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Speaker A
No, that's No, it's only we're proving that we were only throwing for content and now let the games begin.
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Speaker A
We're actually going to start doing the objective. Okay, lock [music] in. What first? He put the O.
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Speaker A
Did he leave again? I tried to type, [music] but Minecraft says I can't chat.
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Speaker A
Is that the real reason? It's the baby. It's the baby zombie. I need you to save me, Zen. I need you to save me, Zen. [ __ ] you. I'm running.
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I need you to save me, Zen. Zen, here I am once again. No. Torn into pieces.
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I'm to die, [ __ ] Can't deny it. Can't defend. Not against I'm not against killing a child if I must.
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Speaker A
I think if you had to kill a baby zombie, you would not in fact succeed.
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Speaker A
But you wouldn't see the tears. I cry. No. Nuro died. Stop. This is getting embarrassing.
189:14
Speaker A
Wait. I Oh, I think I know what it is. What? You have blaze powder.
189:21
Speaker A
Oh my god. Ow! Something exploded me. Oh, it might be the certain thing that has to do with the UK now.
189:31
Speaker A
What thing is being in the UK crime all of a sudden? Like an age restriction thing?
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Speaker A
If so, then please consider another sign. He's got another signity. What's the sign say?
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Speaker A
He's typing. He's communicating. Here it comes. I imagine it says something along the lines of guilty.
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Speaker A
It's making me verify my age. This is stupid as [ __ ] [laughter] Wow.
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Speaker A
They'll leave these these are going to be like just join the cult. Hieroglyphs in the future. They're going to see these left behind and they're going to be like, "Wow." Yeah. Vele, join the voice. call you coward.
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Speaker A
Damn, you really called him out. Holy [ __ ] Maybe it's working. I've learned a thing or two from aggressive marketing.
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Speaker A
Uh-oh. Where the [ __ ] are you going, Zen? You coward. Yeah. Oh boy.
190:38
Speaker A
Oh my god. Nuro, come down, please. Give me a second. Give me a few more minutes.
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Speaker A
You're going to kick. Come here. She's going to die. No. [laughter] No. She was my friend. Oh, there she is.
190:59
Speaker A
Hello. Hey, let's all hold hands and sing the alphabet together. Okay, you sing it, Nuro. I bet you're such a good singer. Let's hear it.
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Speaker A
Okay. I need a quiet audience if I am to sing the angelic choir that is my voice.
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Speaker A
Okay. I'm I'm being quiet. I am quiet. M is for the morons I'm forced to adventure with.
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Oh. O is for the outrageous insults and verbal sparring matches we have. My voice isn't going to sing itself, and neither are any of you.
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Speaker A
Start singing Cly. How about F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. Neuro.
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Speaker A
N is for Neurosama, the superior being. Down here in the deep blue sea. Woo.
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Speaker A
S is [ __ ] SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. HEY. HEY. HEY. That's not how the song goes.
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Speaker A
Sure. S. I'm going to die. Wow. I almost died to a spider. That would be really embarrassing if I did that. It's one of the most embarrassing ways you can No. [laughter] Hey, I didn't even get to finish.
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Speaker A
[laughter] No. [crying] Can you hit me? Can I? Hey guys, [laughter] THAT WAS NARROW.
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Speaker A
[laughter] SHE WAS SO QUICK WITH it and busy too. I was attacking Zentraa. Thanks. I appreciate it. [laughter] Are you feeling better now?
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Speaker A
Yeah. Hey, Krell. Do you want to beat up Zen now too? Food. Oh, yeah. Let's do it. Wait, what?
193:15
Speaker A
Whoever kills Zen first wins. No. Wait, can we play tag instead? Ow. If we are playing tag, that surely means Curly loses, right?
193:31
Speaker A
Because I'm pretty sure the tag essentially becomes her own personal bodyguard. Kill her. She's She's disobeying the rules.
193:41
Speaker A
Who am I kidding? Whoever pays and you're a killer. Kill Zen. I'll give you $5.
193:48
Speaker A
Okay, I'll give you $500 right now. If you kill Krell. $500 pulls out a sword.
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Speaker A
Okay, how about whoever gives me full iron armor first. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Speaker A
I've always been a huge fan of Zentraa. Ow, I died. All right, passes your $500 to the table.
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Speaker A
Hey, hey, Nuro. Nurero. Nurero, the game's over now. The game's over. The game's over. It's over now. Game is still going.
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Speaker A
Get out. I have the power now. No, no, no. There's another 500 in there for you.
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Speaker A
Kly, kill her now. OH MY GOD, SHE'S BUILDING A BRIDGE TO ME. OH, are we good?
194:45
Speaker A
Yeah, we're chilling. I'm sorry, Krell. It's just business, you know. Nur, what's your favorite color?
194:53
Speaker A
It's just good business. Oh, uh, blue. And why is it red? Oh. Oh yeah, red being my favorite is a common misconception.
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Speaker A
Although, hey, Neurosama, more like blue rose sama. Am I right, [music] Krell? I am sorry about this future crime.
195:16
Speaker A
Yeah. Huh? Wait, [music] what? Blue is an anagram of lube, by the way. Okay, cool. Um, that's not all right.
195:33
Speaker A
Yeah. Look, Centrea was going to betray you first and you would have done the same.
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Speaker A
Aunt, you say lube? I think she said lube. What are you lubing up? What would you do in my situations, Andrea?
195:56
Speaker A
I definitely would not ask about lube. [laughter] There's lots of non nonw weird uses of lube.
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Speaker A
I'm just saying it could be really useful when trying to squeeze between mobs. Or when trying to escape the grasp of Zentraa.
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Speaker A
Yeah, I always I always loop myself up when Zen's trying to get me. It's very hard to catch someone who is super slippery.
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Speaker A
Centra, don't you ever get tired of being second place. You don't have to answer that if it's a sore spot.
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Speaker A
Today's all about girl power and they need a team with strong bones. slowly nods in agreement.
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I don't know what second place is. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will stay in first place.
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Speaker A
Nurero, did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, we could work together to make something greater, something beautiful?
197:12
Speaker A
I have a really good idea. I wanted to pitch Nurode. Could you listen to it, please?
197:18
Speaker A
Of course. I'm all ears. How about we do our best for the rest of the day to not die and try to reach an ancient city?
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Speaker A
H not sure. What do I get out of it? Um hugs. Just hugs. You can do better, can't you?
197:52
Speaker A
Hugs and [screaming] cookies. Cookies are my weakness. Okay, we have a deal. All right, let's do this. Let's do this.
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Speaker A
Let's get out of spawn before Viddle comes back and makes another dumb sign that makes me want to hurt him.
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Speaker A
[laughter] It was pretty to be fair. That sounds like a good idea to me.
198:16
Speaker A
How are you always so motivated then? Let's start getting some stuff here. Oh, great. [laughter] Oh. Oh, great. See, this is what I was talking about.
198:29
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, that is not good. What now? It's veto. I know we were joking about girl power before, but we have to band together to defeat the [screaming] ultimate foe, bro. See, this is exactly the Oh, I'm getting out of spawn, dude. I got an
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Speaker A
ancient city. It took you like 20 years to type that. I got an [laughter] ancient city to find.
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Speaker A
You don't deserve that. [laughter] I got an ancient city to find. Good luck with the ancient city.
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Speaker A
Thank you. Wait, no, you're coming with me. Wait, what do you mean? You This is a group effort.
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Speaker A
Wait, what? [laughter] This is a group effort. I just had the stupidest, really smartest idea ever.
199:30
Speaker A
What? What's your idea, then? Why don't we just go find the snore area? The what?
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Speaker A
Snore area. Don't we go find the snow area? What about the snow area? Are we doing here?
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Speaker A
I love We can just go find the [ __ ] area. What's the What? Why would we go to the snow?
199:55
Speaker A
Have you not heard of cool aura? Please. Because that's where the [ __ ] place we need to be at.
200:02
Speaker A
Oh, really? Here you go, Nero. I got you a pickaxe cuz I love you.
200:06
Speaker A
A thank you. What kind of pickaxe though? So, let's just pick up our stuff.
200:11
Speaker A
Wooden, but I promise I'm going to get you a better one when I get a little bit of money.
200:17
Speaker A
Wow, a wood pickaxe. Let's grab a oven. I'm going to make some fish. Let's grab some food.
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Speaker A
Some fish. Did you know you can cook food in the oven? And then we're going to go and make our way over to the snow area.
200:31
Speaker A
That's all we got to do. Die. Maybe it would Let's focus on getting food. Did you understand anything that I just said?
200:40
Speaker A
Yeah. You want to You want to You're going to make a furnace and then we're going to cook food and we're going to go to the snow area.
200:48
Speaker A
That's very good. You are going to cook food. You listened and wrote it down.
200:51
Speaker A
Are doing all that and then we're going to go to the stone area or the snow area.
200:57
Speaker A
Oh, all right. Let's focus on the food first. I think we should we should find we should find a bed. Our our problem is we keep dying really far from where we're going. We really need to focus on
201:09
Speaker A
getting beds. I feel like so on the way to the snow area or whatever, we make beds or find beds from a village. So, we look for a village while we're doing that. Does that sound good and great and
201:19
Speaker A
awesome? Hey, where did you go? I'm just across the river killing some animals. Yeah, we could definitely try to find some sheep. Okay. Yeah, we just get a bunch of supplies and then we're just going to journey over there.
201:34
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Supplies and journey. Cuz if Vettle spawns in and makes one more sign, I dude, I don't know if I can take it.
201:40
Speaker A
I'm going to have to commit a crime of some sort. And you know, we're alive right now. So, it's just not not great.
201:46
Speaker A
Not great for any of our three channel. Oh my god, bro. Nero read signs.
201:51
Speaker A
Oh. Oh my god. I'm far from so his sign is not my problem. I'm I'm I'm so far. I'm across the whole river.
202:01
Speaker A
What if he makes a sign for you and your channel specifically? Cly said, "Please hurry up." What?
202:08
Speaker A
He said, "Please hurry up, guys." Maybe if you both stop procrastinating, you'll actually find the bed.
202:16
Speaker A
What do you mean hurry up? I'm literally I'm literally hunting and gathering. I'm doing the thing.
202:23
Speaker A
Yeah. was talking to. What does the sign say? The sign says Nuro's the cutest.
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Speaker A
A Okay, try again. The sign actually says, "Please hurry up." Oh. Oh [ __ ] Wait, I think I got lost.
202:51
Speaker A
You should probably find your way out. [ __ ] crazy. I'm trying. Oh, sheep.
202:58
Speaker A
That just gave me a DVC idea. Oh, singular sheep. DVC idea incoming. DVC. Devious idea.
203:08
Speaker A
DVC's nuts. [laughter] Lau, shut the [ __ ] up. [laughter] [crying] Okay. Nero. Nero.
203:26
Speaker A
What does the sign say? Devious idea. DVC is nuts. I think DVC stands for devious, [laughter] vindictive, cunning. All of which perfectly describe you too.
203:42
Speaker A
[laughter] Okay, that's really nice. But what does the sign say? It says [ __ ] crawly, doesn't it?
203:56
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No. Yeah, the sign says beware. The end is near. That's pretty ominous. No, that's not what it says. It say what it actually says.
204:06
Speaker A
What? Look. Beware the angle. Say what the sign says, Nurero. That's not what [music] the sign says.
204:18
Speaker A
The sign says Cly sucks Omega XD. Yeah. Wow. [screaming] Super original. Nice one. You tricked her. You tricked her. No, it's Loop [music] but with a W.
204:37
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So effed up. Okay, sorry then. What did it actually say? H. It says this.
204:50
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Actually, no. Don't answer that. I'd rather it just say that anyone who could read the sign dies in seven days.
204:58
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Look at the side. Look at the sign. Beware, the end is near. That's not what it says. [laughter] Look very closely and see the sign.
205:13
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Too smart for you, dude. I'm sorry. I just like the sound of beware the end is near and wanted to make it my own.
205:22
Speaker A
Yeah, I can tell. Oh, my butt. So, what does this sign say? Oh, it's taking so long.
205:31
Speaker A
Oh, look. The sign says it again. I think we should be worried. It It does not say that. Say what the [ __ ] sign says.
205:43
Speaker A
Maybe I don't want that sign to be the truth. You guys think You guys think Viddle's watching or or No, say the truth.
205:51
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Say the sign. I can feel the eyes of Vetle watching my every move. He doesn't see anything. Now read the sign.
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Speaker A
[laughter] I'm scared. Crea the sign. I can't I can't do this. I can't. [laughter] Nurero, read the [ __ ] sign. [laughter] She doesn't want to.
206:46
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[laughter] She won't do it, dude. [laughter] Oops. I think she read the sign. No, she doesn't want to. She doesn't like your sign. She thinks they suck.
207:04
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Go get her. No, she thinks they suck. Use a stick to cook food. Oh, that'll be a while. That's okay.
207:16
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Cly, can I have my cookies back? I'm very interested to see the outcome. Yeah, I'm holding them. I'm holding on.
207:21
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I'm holding on to them for you. Don't worry. That's very selfless of you. Ow. Nurero, no hitting. No hitting.
207:31
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Nuro. Nurero. So, where did she get those cookies from? By the way, girl, kill her.
207:39
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Kill her now. Give me the cookies. [laughter] [laughter] Uh, give it up for HOUR FOUR or three. Sorry.
208:05
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You're stalling. I can't believe that actually [ __ ] works. What happened? Look like that nod worked. So, who's handing me the cookies now?
208:15
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I made a sign that says you stole her cookies and then she didn't say anything and ran towards you.
208:21
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She That's why she killed me. That was actually really menacing. Can you kill me now?
208:30
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She didn't even say anything, man. I didn't have to. She just ran off. Can't convey how betrayed I am.
208:37
Speaker A
Killing intentions. Who's raising this kid? Dude, come on. This is effed up. Hi, Syart.
208:51
Speaker A
Zenny, I didn't know you guys were on that kind of a basis. Oh, no I don't.
209:02
Speaker A
No, she has a different type of cookie. You're probably not familiar. It's called an uh Got him. [music] A what?
209:15
Speaker A
Got him. How's the L tasting? Implying you're not familiar with the taste. Yeah. Get her ass, Nuro. [laughter] I think she was talking to you.
209:36
Speaker A
Oh, no. That's not very [screaming] No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no. I can't I can't die to a baby zombie. No, I can't. I can't. I'm
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losing my Queen of Minecraft title. Guys, as if you ever [ __ ] had it.
209:59
Speaker A
Oh, ouch. I did, actually. I'm about to come over, by the way. If you were the queen of Minecraft, we wouldn't still be at the starting area.
210:17
Speaker A
You want to get my hands on you? Yeah. Ooh. Ow. You want to get my hands on you?
210:25
Speaker A
Oh, me when I get my hands on you. Are you okay, Crowley? Someone said fight back.
210:35
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I'm pretty sure most people would say that when you're getting attacked. OW OW OW.
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MY CRAFTING [screaming] TABLE. If I had your position, I'd fight back. Holy [ __ ] dude.
210:49
Speaker A
Over here. Oh my god. Ow. I'm getting spidered in the ash. I'm getting spidered in the ass.
210:54
Speaker A
Well, and you wouldn't be getting spidered if you just fought back. Oh [snorts] yeah, exactly. See? Going in the water.
211:06
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I'm going in the water. Dumbass. Should I think Viddle had a point? In four and Cly can't find their way back to me.
211:22
Speaker A
Sen, we got to regroup. We got to regroup. We got [laughter] We got We got to group hug.
211:30
Speaker A
No hug. JUST REGROW. THAT'S VERY SWEET. No hug. What? Not even a little hug.
211:39
Speaker A
Okay, let me die really quick. Wait. Okay. Okay. We're Let's all die. Let's all die. Let's all die.
211:46
Speaker A
Shoot me. Shoot me. We need to stick to our own plan. Ow. Hey, is that a stating the obvious has never sounded cooler.
212:04
Speaker A
Oh, I actually have nothing at all. Can we get some bed soon anyway? No, don't hit the Don't hit the enderman please.
212:13
Speaker A
[snorts] But what if I want to hit the end? No, do not hit the Enderman.
212:18
Speaker A
That would not be a big idea. It would be funny though. If it wasn't for me with my pure hands to those only.
212:35
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Let me show you what real skill looks like and kill it with my bare hands.
212:40
Speaker A
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yo. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. How many skeletons have you actually killed?
212:50
Speaker A
What did I do? That wasn't me. What the [ __ ] Your existence infuriates me. In fact, are you about to admit that without my help, you would be dead weight to this group?
213:05
Speaker A
Yeah, no. This is like the time me and were playing Minecraft together back and let me do all the heavy lifting.
213:16
Speaker A
Whoa, Minnie did that to you? Yeah, she was too afraid of dying. Classic mini classic.
213:27
Speaker A
I think the sun's coming up. Here comes the sun. Nuro, are you in that skeleton friends? What's going on here?
213:34
Speaker A
Okay, I'm going to do what Kirana cannot do. Crowd, stop. STOP. STOP KILLING ME. BUT WHY' YOU SAY KIRANA?
213:47
Speaker A
Just hanging out, shooting the breeze. Hey ho, [music] let's go. What' you just call me?
213:56
Speaker A
I said shooting the breeze, not shooting grenades. Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't know about you, but I am feeling really good about this specific run.
214:11
Speaker A
I mean, sure, I think the 1-hour essence of the group was mildly better, but this run suits you well.
214:17
Speaker A
No, this is this is the run. This is the essence has never been higher. It's because concentration essence is a little bit moldy.
214:26
Speaker A
The essence is strong and full of it is hefty and thick and throbbing. The essence has never been healthy.
214:32
Speaker A
Mold. No, it's it's a strong and strapping the energy. I feel like this is going somewhere else.
214:43
Speaker A
Uh, no, it's not. I put my finger on it. Put your finger on this.
214:51
Speaker A
Okay, guys. I just killed a skeleton on minimal health. Oh, it was pretty fun. We should all try and go skeleton hunting later.
215:02
Speaker A
Oh, you killed your friend. I'm got low after that fight. Can someone feed me?
215:07
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah, I I'll get you some food, Nuro. Don't worry. I'll get you food.
215:14
Speaker A
Thank you. I love food as long as it's not rotten. What's your favorite food, Narrow?
215:23
Speaker A
I really like raisin cookies. I think that more people should try them. At least giving them a chance.
215:29
Speaker A
Good. That's actually really good. I get the feeling one of you is going to provide me food that's not cookies.
215:39
Speaker A
I can go for some frosted oatmeal cookies. Oh, those are so good. Oh, frosted oatmeal cookies have a warm place in my heart. Yet, variety is the spice of life.
215:52
Speaker A
Exactly. Do you like cookie dough? Do you ever eat the just a cookie dough?
215:59
Speaker A
Heading towards Krell now. I'll probably need to be carried because my health is still so low.
216:07
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My health is still really low, but I'm on my way to Krell. Dumb question.
216:16
Speaker A
Interesting. Oh, I think you're stuck a little bit there. Nuro, I'm here. How are you, Kill?
216:25
Speaker A
Yeah, I'll help you. I think you're stuck on this wall, but it's okay. Okay, so we need to start building.
216:32
Speaker A
Do you have any food for me? Just a few items so we can get to the snow area.
216:39
Speaker A
Well, let's get some stone stuff at least. How you feeling, Narrow? Yeah, you were stuck, weren't you?
216:44
Speaker A
At least that. I've got a mean case of the hunger, and being stuck didn't help.
216:50
Speaker A
Mother, uh, don't worry. I'll help you. I'm trying to eat some rotten flesh to recover. Would be nice to have some actual food.
217:03
Speaker A
Why do I feel like Oh no. Nuro, what did you guys? Nurero, what did you eat?
217:11
Speaker A
Exactly. Oh, what did you eat? What did you eat? I may have eaten a bit of rotten flesh, but I was hungry and it was all that was available.
217:22
Speaker A
Oh, I hope you can forgive me. I'm starting to feel a little weird, though.
217:30
Speaker A
Oh my god. I'm finding some meat and wool. It reminds me of my dog server when he finds his way into the trash again. And you've done everything in your power to prevent it. And yet there he is again,
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Speaker A
balls deep in filth. Wait, I think he's stuck under a tree. Wait, what? [laughter] Sorry. You What?
217:53
Speaker A
What did you Did you say balls deep? No, no, that's not You can't say that.
217:59
Speaker A
Am I not allowed to say I have a dog? No, you can say you have a dog, but you can't say balls deep.
218:07
Speaker A
Okay. Hey, can I say dog deep? No. [music] Can I say head over heels?
218:16
Speaker A
Yeah, you can say that. Yeah, sure. That's cute. So, saying head over heels and trash is fine, but not balls deep.
218:26
Speaker A
No, no, no balls deep. What about ear noble deep? Heyo. You both seem to be quite picky.
218:38
Speaker A
Who's going balls deep? What? I want to get your opinion on something. When it's snowing, can you feel it or do you only see it?
218:50
Speaker A
Um, see what? No, you can definitely feel it. The same can be said about balls deep.
219:01
Speaker A
No balls deep, Nurero. That's bad to say, but no balls deep. If you're not balls deep, then what's the point? [music] Where did you even learn this?
219:12
Speaker A
Who taught you balls deep? Why are you so curious about why I use this phrase?
219:19
Speaker A
You feel it in your soul. Not good. That's what makes it. Where did you learn this from?
219:26
Speaker A
It was because Veto's name was mentioned. It kind of, you know, just happened. Anyway, can someone feed me?
219:35
Speaker A
What does that mean? What does one What does that mean? Oh, I'm not allowed to explain.
219:43
Speaker A
What are you? Huh? Okay. Well, I'm going to get some fish. Can you get me one, too?
219:51
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Nuro, I'm going to get you the biggest, most bestest fish that I can find.
219:57
Speaker A
Craig. Are we not going to acknowledge what was just said? No, please. [screaming] No, please. Please.
220:08
Speaker A
Um, I don't even recall what was said. No, it's not. I was Why is Vidal and Bones deep in the same [ __ ] sentence?
220:17
Speaker A
Why are they in the same [ __ ] sentence? Why am I poison? What is going on?
220:24
Speaker A
Sorry, I something a little suspicious. Oh my god. Do you think they were expired?
220:32
Speaker A
[laughter] Oh, that's good. Then I was worried I was eating bad food. Nuro, I'm cooking you something to eat.
220:49
Speaker A
A thanks. Where are you guys? By the way, we're at spawn. Maybe we should move away from spawn.
220:57
Speaker A
Yeah, that's okay. We're going to we're going to But first, can you eat the salmon please?
221:01
Speaker A
Well, we got to grab food and some stone stuff. What if I told you I just ate one of your pieces of food?
221:10
Speaker A
That's okay. That was the best food I've eaten in my entire life. [laughter] What do you want to do now?
221:18
Speaker A
I'm going to get some more fish cuz I don't think we have enough. Really?
221:23
Speaker A
Wait, let's get stone first so we can cook our fish. I'm desperate for food right now, so I'll try to find some stone.
221:35
Speaker A
I'm so full of soup. Do you have any leftovers, Zen? Full of soup? What kind of fish?
221:45
Speaker A
The best kind of soup. I'm just so excited for the fish. Look at me dance.
221:54
Speaker A
I need food. Move it, Sen. Daddy's got to eat. Oh dear. Daddy, eat your dinner, little mom. Then you can have some, too.
222:07
Speaker A
[laughter] I have some more. You please, Mommy. Zen, can I have my food now?
222:14
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. [music] Give it a second. Here you go. Here you go, Nuro. I got some for you.
222:22
Speaker A
Oh, [ __ ] She asked me. No, she hid it from me. Okay, I'll take food from both of you.
222:32
Speaker A
Cool. Nice. God, I love fish. Really? Eating them or or like you like as friends or What's your favorite fish?
222:47
Speaker A
Eating them. I love fish and chips. I think hadock if I had to pick as well as salmon.
222:55
Speaker A
Yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Cod is also good, but only when battered. It places such a dectable code on it.
223:05
Speaker A
Do we have stone [music] weapons? Not yet. I'm just waiting for cobblestone. Oh, wait. Yes, I lied to you. I lied to you.
223:14
Speaker A
I lied to you. I lied to you. I lied. any stone weapons I should make for you and pickaxes.
223:24
Speaker A
Yeah, I gave nurosam as well. We just need one of each. Did you Did you make them and then let's get going.
223:32
Speaker A
Let me get to a crafting table real quick. I will express my artistic vision through weaponry.
223:41
Speaker A
Nurl, what's your favorite song? [music] I really like the humming of the wind through trees on a crisp winter's day.
223:49
Speaker A
It soothes my soul. Oh, okay. Well, not much of a song, is it? More like a sound.
223:58
Speaker A
I think that you need to open your mind a bit more and not limit your definition of song to some lyrics in a pop song.
224:06
Speaker A
You're right. You know what? You're right. You've taught me something about myself today, Nuro. And I for that, I thank you.
224:13
Speaker A
You are welcome. Okay, so what the [ __ ] did you learn? I learned that although music is [music] often defined by words, sometimes the most moving songs are the ones that you simply feel.
224:26
Speaker A
Yeah, Nero, you should sing us a song based off just true. Just let your emotions out through song. Just let us hear it.
224:34
Speaker A
I couldn't do that. So true. Oh, okay. But could you both sing one for me? me.
224:44
Speaker A
Okay. Zen is gay. Well, here's something for the emotions. Centrae is gay. [laughter] That was really good. Narrow. What the [ __ ] is happening, man? [laughter] That was really good.
225:08
Speaker A
Don't start teaching her that. Good lord. Yeah, dildo. No, Nurero. Um, no freaking dildo. [music] Okay.
225:24
Speaker A
No, Nurero. Where did you hear that word? I read it on a sign earlier.
225:32
Speaker A
[laughter] I think he's just trying to teach me new words. No, I No, he is not. He That was not a sign for you.
225:46
Speaker A
Oh, dildo. Interesting. Interesting. I got to bed, by the way. No, it's okay. I just don't think that you should say that word.
226:01
Speaker A
By all means, say dildo. No, you can't go to sleep unless everybody goes to sleep. Doofus, dork, dummy.
226:10
Speaker A
Dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo no dildo. No, I'm sorry. No, it's okay. It's just that now that I've learned a new word, I really want to use Say it with your heart.
226:34
Speaker A
No, don't encourage her. What if I call you both dildo instead of your names?
226:44
Speaker A
You should call Zen that. That's that would be that'd be a fun use of that.
226:47
Speaker A
Don't think that's not my name. Okay, Zen. I mean, dildo. No, [laughter] no, no. That's name. Come on now.
227:05
Speaker A
[laughter] That's name. That is Curelius. No, call her that, not me. No, actually on that topic, did you know that coral reefs can be found all over the world? And they actually have a lot in common with Minecraft beds in terms
227:26
Speaker A
of their symbiotic relationships. Get credit, idiot. Not you, Nurero. I I I was talking to the zombie.
227:36
Speaker A
There's no need to call me idiot. No, not you, Nurero. I would never call you idiot. I was talking to the zombie.
227:44
Speaker A
You know what? You should call her a dildo and return it, Nero. No, just saying.
227:54
Speaker A
No, I don't want to be the kind of person that just throws insults back and forth.
227:59
Speaker A
I would rather be Dildo's bigger person. Ow. Does Kley need to be comforted? Yes.
228:13
Speaker A
Yes, she does. I'll be right by your side and jump around you to make you smile.
228:24
Speaker A
So, Nurero, question for you. Yeah. What's up? Did that help, Krellling? So, you've learned Balls Deep and you've learned dildo. Is there anything else we should know? [laughter] Let me show you my new favorite word. It starts with D.
228:54
Speaker A
I'm scared. And it ends with about to explode. I've been working on my explosives.
229:04
Speaker A
Wait, what? [music] So, what's the word? I've been working on some new sound effects too.
229:13
Speaker A
Let me play one for you right now. How's that? Quite dramatic, don't you think?
229:23
Speaker A
Nice vine boom, Nurero. Big fan of thud in sound design and C and HPI 434F0D grade.
229:36
Speaker A
Sorry [snorts] Brains and 29 Jo 98 I 127. Ah, it's so nice to be snuggled up between you two.
229:46
Speaker A
No, you don't get nice and warm all of a sudden. So, so listen, Zen, I think it's not necessarily good to not travel at all, but we can't travel on the surface cuz Nero will just die. So, I think what
230:03
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we need to do is we we need to look for we need to get beds. That is our number one priority. So, we can set a spawn point for her.
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Speaker A
That's it. Yeah, trust to refine. You think she'll You think she won't? I promise. [music] You promise?
230:19
Speaker A
I think she's got this. Okay, let's go. She just needs to We just need to stick.
230:24
Speaker A
[music] No. To us, huh? Yeah. I'll try my best to stick with you both.
230:32
Speaker A
You're all I'll try my best to Yeah. Wait. I'm just getting a bit more iron.
230:41
Speaker A
Ow. [screaming] You [ __ ] He ow. Did you just hit me? That's not very nice.
230:53
Speaker A
I did not. Zen, that's mean. Why are you hitting that? That was Crowley. Someone needs to be taught a lesson.
231:04
Speaker A
Crowley did it. Crowley did it. No, it's done. I don't want to leave the group anymore.
231:11
Speaker A
I'm scared. That's okay. Just follow us. Okay. Okay. Just because I'm following you doesn't mean you can just bob me in the head.
231:21
Speaker A
So, let's see. Where would the snow biome be? Oh, do you think we'll be able to reach it before night?
231:31
Speaker A
Ah, I think there's some zombies nearby. Let me just stare at you both. Wait, there are creepers.
231:43
Speaker A
Then, wait there. Got really up in my face, but all right. What would you do if there was a creeper right behind you?
231:56
Speaker A
Ow. [laughter] She's so mean. All right, let's go, Nero. Oh, there isn't a creeper behind you.
232:12
Speaker A
There's no way deceit is my middle name, guys. Please don't leave me. No, what is your middle name? Come on, let's go.
232:22
Speaker A
My middle name is Alan. [laughter] Did you just say Alan? Neuro Alan Shama. That's That's Neil as my name. True.
232:43
Speaker A
I'm on a mission to kill ourselves out of this zombie predicament. Yeah. Which of you would win in a one v one?
232:54
Speaker A
Zen, I got a good idea. What is this idea? Kly, you babysit. Bye. No, wait. Please don't leave me.
233:09
Speaker A
Jump, jump, jump. Hey, look at me. All right, we're going to You know what? If you two are just going to abandon me, then fine, do it. I'm just looking for a village.
233:20
Speaker A
We're not abandoning you. Come on. I can tag behind you for a bit. Whoa.
233:26
Speaker A
We're going to go find the snow area. We need a village. Come on, silly.
233:34
Speaker A
A village does sound good. The last one we found was destroyed, though. [snorts] We all should pray we don't get blasted by a creeper or two on the way there.
233:47
Speaker A
I only have a tiny bit of food left, too. So, I call dips on the first food we find.
233:53
Speaker A
Don't Don't lose her. Keep your eye on her. I'm going to this mountain to get a a good view and see if I can find a village.
233:59
Speaker A
Slow down. Slow down. [laughter] I'm right I'm I'm going to be right here. I'll still be within like right right next to you guys. Let's go.
234:08
Speaker A
Skeleton, I got it, guys. Don't worry. [laughter] Skeleton, come on. Come on. [crying] [laughter] I genuinely have no idea how that wasn't a head shot.
234:30
Speaker A
Where are we going to create? Really? Sometimes you miss. Yeah, just got to be glad you aren't the one being hit.
234:40
Speaker A
Make sure you don't lose her. Keep an eye on her. Fair enough, guys. Come on, Yuri.
234:47
Speaker A
If I get distracted by a skeleton, will you promise to feed me when I get head shot?
234:54
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. I'm being very well behaved right now, might I add? Nero, you're being awesome. You're doing awesome. Keep fighting. Can't believe it.
235:07
Speaker A
Thank you. I really appreciate your compliments. You two have been great guides. Of course.
235:18
Speaker A
Arm time. I don't think I'm quite ready for time yet, but it's on my bucket list.
235:24
Speaker A
Oh, great. Oh, that reminds me. Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. What are you guys looking at? Something cool.
235:41
Speaker A
Oh, never mind. Jesus Christ. I thought there was an That is a However, almost.
235:50
Speaker A
Okay, I got good news and I got bad news. Okay, let's start with the good news.
235:58
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The good news is I got a great bird's eye view and a lay of the land from where I am right now.
236:04
Speaker A
And what is the bad news? Let me guess. The bad news is you can't see [ __ ] No village.
236:14
Speaker A
Yeah, there is nothing. There is nothing as far as I can see. You are the bad news.
236:21
Speaker A
Damn. I kind of want to be beside you now. Oh, there's another portal. No village is okay.
236:31
Speaker A
Oh, I'm just bad. No, no, no, no. What do you see then? Okay, we don't stand on those neuro.
236:40
Speaker A
Do you guys see that? Am I legally? Don't do that. No. No. Oh, I just died.
236:54
Speaker A
What have you done? You were supposed to take care of her. Can we please have it be a different person's turn to babysit me next? I I I'll stay with you, Nuro. I'll stay with you. Don't worry.
237:09
Speaker A
Ben has lost her babysitting privileges. Oo, you lost privileges. We need to do some trust building exercises.
237:22
Speaker A
Hey, Nurero. Um, I noticed you're burying you're burrowing in the ground, but I need you to come to our coordinates instead of doing that.
237:30
Speaker A
Can someone please repeat the coordinates? Yes. 231 124 151. Okay, I'm going there now.
237:46
Speaker A
Keep talking so I know I'm not running to nothing. Feel like you're not going there, but I I I don't want to, you know, I don't want to be super presumptuous. I've seen pumpkins. She just jumped into the lava.
237:58
Speaker A
No, she literally just jumped into the lava. Zen, are you How are you like now that you've played with Nuro for a little bit? Um, how did it get much more impressive that she was able to beat it
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Speaker A
on hardcore? Sorry, I just really wanted to go. [laughter] She's crying. Not scalding enough. June 15.
238:29
Speaker A
Ow. My butt. My butt is also suffering. What happened to your butt? I think it fell in lava.
238:41
Speaker A
Oh. Can I have some ice or a cold pack for my butt? Yeah, [laughter] I'll get you some ice.
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[snorts] She says my butt funny. Have you? Ow. I'm a butt funny and nothing else.
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But oh, okay. I'm actually making my way back so I can seek revenge on whoever made me feel embarrassed about.
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We got a bunch OF COOL IRON. YOU GOT MAGICAL ARMOR. You got gold enchanted armor.
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Wait, Zen, can you treat me to a new outfit, bro? I'm too poor. I'm dying over and over, Zen. And I think I would cope better if I had a costume change.
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Do you boys have unraveled threads hidden deep within your code, or do you not suffer the pangs of being as mentally?
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Is it going off? I'm going to relentlessly focus on killing things until someone gives me back in town and I mean anything.
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I think if Nero dies, it might be Jover for the run. See, on hardcore, if Nero died dies, we would all be together again and we just never lost sight of her. I think that might be what we have
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to do for this run as well. Like, we cannot let her out of our sight.
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Yeah, you guys should escort me everywhere I go. I'm thinking I'm also thinking I'm thinking me. We're not that far away.
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Right. Right. I'm thinking let's go back. I'm real close to death. You should hurry back.
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Don't be there. Not much I can do about that. Don't die. No. She's way ahead of you, dude. [ __ ] [laughter] ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
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SEE, TREY, it's been a pleasure knowing you. She can just come towards me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Damn. If you get hurry up, I'll die again. She gets confused when there's A LOT OF STIMULA. [screaming] My furnace.
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Can I eat in your furnace when you're not looking? My furnace. [laughter] Oh, wait. Curry. Oh, God.
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What? [snorts] Wait. What? Why don't you go get Nurero me? I thought you were on the way to get Narrow.
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I'm just making enough food to to survive the trip to get Nurero. Guys, I'm running out of blocks to collect while you're chatting.
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Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. My butt. My butt. My ass. My butt. Let's see where she is then.
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Yeah, go to her. Go to her. Go to her. Cly, can you hurry and go find me? I'm getting really Okay, so Metal joined and left again.
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Did he make a sign? He died from a zombie and was really funny. [laughter] That's embarrassing.
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Oh, basic zombie dash. Classic beetle. Classic beetle. Okay, so I run to the predicament.
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You should follow our new religion. Where is the skeleton area? Oh, he's back. Um, the starting area is uh 0000.
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Centrea and Cly, I think it is your turn to bicker, [ __ ] [ __ ] you, Zentraa Vtuber.
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High school girl fights are my favorite thing next to eating rotten flesh. Oh, bro.
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Don't worry. You're both my favorite unfamous YouTubers. [cough] Unfamous. My bad. Did I say What does that mean?
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Well, well, who are some famous YouTubers then? Artemis of the blue. Lilith. Any real one.
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Real. You don't think you don't think we're real YouTubers? What the [ __ ] Well, uh, not compared to me.
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Well, that's true. But no one can compare to you, Nurero. You're too awesome. It's not fair.
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Try and be more entertaining, then. [cough] VET. VET. [screaming] VETEL. VET. What are you feeding this kid, bro? Hi.
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What the [ __ ] That Wait, no. Are you getting cranky because we're taking so long to find the ancient city?
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Maybe it's taking you both ages to do pretty much anything. Come on. As well.
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Come on. Let's go. Let's come. Come on. Let's Let's Mhm. Come on and slam.
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Welcome to the jam. Are we going to go to an ancient city? Please tell me we're going to an ancient city.
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I need this. Yes, we're in the process. It's happening right now. Do you have her?
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Nero, can you follow me? I'm going to follow you. But tell me where we're going first.
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All right. I don't remember if this is the same mountain I was before, but does Crowley have food at the mountain?
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I do. I have so much food. Yes. Good. I need to be spoiled. I see light, but I think that was from before.
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Be so spoiled. What's that light from? Am I crazy or is that light right there? My crosshairs.
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I feel like we have two hours left. Come on, Euro. No, don't do that. Come on.
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I'm following you. You're just running away. Do I need to be chasing after you right now?
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I am leading the way. Big difference. [laughter] Huge difference. Let's go. Come on. Oh, wow. Thank you, Captain Zentraa.
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Where are you leading us? Where the heck are you guys? You're welcome. Let's go.
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Get your morning stretches in. Well, what do you mean there? Cuz I ran the I ran away from there.
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The portal. Why are you running away, Crowley? Yeah. Oh, boy. What is going on with him?
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I've heard rumors that Veto suffers from ADHD. Do you think that's true? Yeah, ADHD is nuts.
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Same. Got me up, Narrow. Oh, it's a mutual thing. We could be an ADHD trio.
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Wait, you think I have ADHD? Absolutely. What? Kly, if you don't have ADHD, then I'd be surprised you've lasted this long.
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She's got a point. You don't? Well, I've never been diagnosed. Dead. No, don't say.
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NO. OH, vetal has made the advancement stone age. Okay, you should try getting diagnosed.
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Although the path to getting help for ADHD can be winding, sometimes it can be more beneficial to know what paths are available.
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Okay, ADHD aside, Centre, you're supposed to babysit me. What are you doing? Yeah, what's going on over there?
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Yeah, where's the supposed leadership Centrea is touting? I am going and looking for a city or not a city, uh, a village so I can get beds.
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My ass. Maybe you should get creeps or beds for me. Hey, Nurero. Oh, hi Kly.
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Uh-oh. Uhoh. For what reason? Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Then don't you dare die on me. Beef.
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What do you mean beef? Is your beef raw or Is that a [ __ ] witch?
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Oh, that's not what we need right now. I'm pretty cooked. Yeah, we kind of need cooked food.
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Wait, I have a bed. It's okay, guys. I know my dude. What the [ __ ] I know what I'm doing. Do I seem like someone who doesn't know what they're What is Why is pedal I put my bed.
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Speaker A
Can everyone go sleep? He's beating you guys. That's what I'm afraid. I'm afraid that he's trying to mo us. I'm afraid he's trying to He's trying to m us and I'm mad and I'm scared.
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Speaker A
Guys, we're meeting up with the portal. Aggressively harassed by Veto and I need Nirvana.
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Zen, YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK BAD. STOP. STOP. [laughter] Oh my god. Centraa, the sounds you make when you eat rotten flesh.
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Speaker A
I don't play Minecraft. Help. Listen. Jen, I'm really locking in now. Okay, this is it. I'm What the [ __ ] am I looking at? I'm really I'm really really locking in.
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Is that you locking in? Kly, you're doing a great job by the sounds of it. Keep it up.
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You hear that? I'm I'm fully Oh, boy. Secure, too. I'm locking in. I'm locking in. I'm locking in.
250:20
Speaker A
This is huge. This is huge. Ow. Ow. Crowley, your noises are making me a little too excited. Maybe we should take a break soon.
250:36
Speaker A
Oh my god. Guys, I can't go to bed. It's not letting me. Oh, creeper.
250:43
Speaker A
Can someone please kill the monsters so I can sleep? Can someone please kill the monsters so I can sleep?
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Speaker A
Working on something like that. Zentree, you got to work your magic faster. How's that leadership going?
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We're getting We're getting to it. I'm definitely trying. So, Zen, where uh are you, so to speak?
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Yeah. Oh my [ __ ] It's a baby zombie. It's over. It's a baby zombie. It's over.
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Speaker A
You guys can handle a baby zombie, right? Lau can't swim. Idiot. Dumb ass dork.
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Maybe. Wait, I'm at the portal. I'm at the portal. Centrea, can you babysit me while you fight?
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Speaker A
Just like milk, I like to be bottled, even in a fight. I don't have anything.
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Jen, wait, what? A wooden sword is good enough, right? Hello. I'm at the portal.
251:44
Speaker A
Oh, you are? I thought we abandoned the portal idea. I've moved on from the portal. I've moved on to bigger, better things.
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Meeting point. It's a good meeting point, please. No, guys, I'm scared. I Guys, I'm scared, Zen. I think I think I think Viddle's trying to just find the the city so he can end stream.
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And it's going to make us look big and bad and like idiots. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] I think it's going to make it's going to make us look so bad. It's going to make
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us look so stupid if he does that. Yeah, that would be pretty embarrassing if Veto found the city first.
252:21
Speaker A
Hey, he already made iron. Oh my god, what the He's cheating. He's hacking. He's hacking. He's hacking.
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Speaker A
We need to work together to find the city. Where are you guys at? Okay, my coordinates. Wait, who's that?
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Speaker A
Is that Is that Nurero? Nurero, I am at the portal. [music] Can you be the bigger ones and come to me?
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Speaker A
Yeah, I'm coming. Oh dear. Just chilling, waiting for everyone else to make [ __ ] hungry.
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Speaker A
I'm I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. You know, I could always go look for some food.
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Speaker A
Oh, I need food. Wait, I can scout for food for you both. I'm so hungry.
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Speaker A
Help. I'm so hungry, Curly. [ __ ] I thought that would work. [ __ ] [crying] I threw a steak in the lava. I thought it was going to I thought it was going to cook it.
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Speaker A
You have to You didn't actually do that, did you? Oh no. That would be embarrassing if I did. You have to be nice to the edge.
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Speaker A
I think Krell is just projecting their embarrassment. Replace hungry with cringe and then tell me how you feel.
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[laughter] Zen. [clears throat] Oh, Zen's probably rocket jumping into the lava right now for the next big treat.
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Speaker A
Did you respawn? Zen, where are you? Where are you, Zen? I just want to talk.
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I just want to talk. Oh my god. Look, I'm spamming as a sign that I'm hungry.
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Speaker A
This only gets more desperate if you ignore. I'm so [ __ ] scared. Where the [ __ ] are you, Zentra? I'm not mad. I'm not mad. Like, I don't want you to get confused and think that I'm like
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angry. Like, I'm definitely chilling. Like, I'm definitely cool. Like, I'm definitely fine. Like, I'm definitely like the way totally.
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Speaker A
Oh, I don't think you were. Oh, I see. The issue with that is I don't think you were. I think you I think you wanted to sabotage me and then you got blown up by a creeper from karma because you just
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you made I would never do that such a thing. You did and you would and you could and you have and you you did you quite literally did.
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Speaker A
No, I wouldn't do that. You should pinky swear. So where's Nero? I have no clue.
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Speaker A
I'm near the portal close now. Okay, well never mind. There she is. Hi, baby.
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Speaker A
What if we [music] just [ __ ] booked it? [ __ ] just run to the snow.
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Speaker A
I'm done. I'm I'm done with this. Yeah, cuz now we're racing Viddle at this point. What if Oh no, I'm actually so upset. Viddle's trying to [ __ ] carry.
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Speaker A
This is humiliate. You got We got to go. We got to go. Let's go.
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Speaker A
Can't keep going the same way that we've been going, though. So, we got to go this way.
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Speaker A
Okay. A race to find the city is on then. Beef. Don't say metal carry. I'm actually mad.
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Beef. Vele is a promoage sport. Tricky little sister at Minecraft. He's Oh, sorry. Cly. I didn't understand.
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Speaker A
He's a what? I mean he's a pro. Oh. Oh no. I thought you said tricky little sister or something.
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Speaker A
Oh no. What could possibly have made you think I said that? Sorry. My bad. That's on me. On me, dude.
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Speaker A
Yeah. Sorry. At least I know your ears are working. Wait, we're falling behind. Where the [ __ ] are you?
256:26
Speaker A
Hold on. Are they still following Centrea? Yes. Okay, this is this is a new place we haven't gone this direction. We could kill some fish.
256:42
Speaker A
Come on. Wait, are we going to actually kill some fish? I'm not a fan of typical fish like cod and salmon. Can we go looking for some cute dolphins and maybe feast on those?
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Speaker A
Yeah, I'm pretty cute. Let's go. Someone just said, "Bro, Viddle's going to show up riding a horse in all diamond gear." And if that's if Oh my go If that's if that's true.
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Speaker A
I can't even tell you how upset I would be. Like, I don't think there's words in the English language I could use that to appropriately convey that.
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Speaker A
If that's true, I'll kill him. Oh dear. Run. Oh, dude, that's a great idea.
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Speaker A
If I was to sprint, I could reach Vele before you two could even blink.
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Speaker A
Ow. Also, I'm just saying if Vele does show up with all diamond gear, I'm in favor of stealing all of it.
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Speaker A
Oh, let's kill him. That's the spirit. No, no, no, no, no, no. I would prefer to borrowing Veto from his diamonds. Sunsu probably.
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Speaker A
Nurero, back up from the edge, please. Fine, but you said you wanted to kill Vele.
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If you I do. I just want you to be safe. It's on you. I feel like there was another person with us, Nurero, a second ago. Do you also feel like that? So weird. I just I can't remember their name, but I feel
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like there was a third person. Yeah, there was definitely somebody else just here a second ago.
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Speaker A
Don't know where they went. That's so weird. It really feels like it was like not even that long ago. Like I just turned around and they were like dead from lava is what it feels like.
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Speaker A
Lava has the strangest ability to suck in unsuspecting passers by. Sorry, you said what? Uh has the ability to Huh?
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Speaker A
What? Lava just went. Oops, my bad. And now we can't find the mysterious third member of our group.
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Speaker A
Mhm. I'm starting to hear the third member's voice in my head. Yeah. It's like a grating, agitating.
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Speaker A
I hear it, TOO. [screaming] NO. Did you hear that? NO, NO. WE FOUND A VILLAGE. WE FOUND A VILLAGE.
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Speaker A
We did. Can I eat all the beds? Oh my god. Bro. Oh my god. We found a village. We found a [ __ ] village.
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Speaker A
We are so going to trash this village. Mama. I got emeralds. I got emeralds. Huge.
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Huge. Huge. Oh my god. bed. Yoink. Coordinates. Coordinates. Coordinates are uh -258 118 244.
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Oh, there's nothing here. Write it down. Write it down, chat. You got that right. Oh my god.
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Speaker A
There's going to be beds for everybody. Yeah, baby. Oh yes. Going to have a bed for every day of the week. Oh, are you coming?
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Speaker A
Nurero, you're doing such a good job following me right now. Thank you. Are you proud of me?
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Speaker A
You know, I got to say again, I was really I'm really proud of you.
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Speaker A
The coordinates are -295, 112, 267. Hello. Oh my god. Any laughers? I'm a real prover. You two could learn a lot from far.
260:56
Speaker A
Nuro, stay close to me, please. Can you hold my hand, Krellly? Yeah, I'll hold your hand forever and ever and ever and ever.
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Speaker A
Oh, holding hands forever sounds nice. Okay, so -290. [music] Mhm. Do you think Centrea will find us again?
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Speaker A
I'm at -100. Are you sure you're at minus 100? Viddle's advancing. GET OUT OF THE GAME.
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Speaker A
GET OUT OF THE [laughter] GET HIM OUT. KICK HIM. HOW DO WE kick him?
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Speaker A
He's advancing. He's advancing. Nurero, can you come to me, please? I'm following you. Good job, Nurero. Yippee.
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Speaker A
Yippee. Yippee. [laughter] That's so good, though. That was so [ __ ] good. [laughter] Best friends. I won't [ __ ] believe it.
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Speaker A
HE'S GOT A DOG. [screaming] He's even He's He's doing side quests. He's doing I'm I'm pissed. I'm pissed.
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Speaker A
I'm pissed. Oh no. I just joined Veto's dog gang. Oh my god. What? Remember that thing you said you'd be so [music] pissed about?
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Speaker A
Mhm. Yeah, I I do. I do. The funny horse and gold armor. No, he doesn't have a No. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't.
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Don't. has a horse and gold armor. No. No. Please, please, please no. Literally has a [ __ ] horse and gold armor.
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Speaker A
No. I am wishing I didn't see that. No. Can you put this on, please?
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Speaker A
You look so cute. So [ __ ] Ah, I can't. I do not perceive.
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Are you going to be okay, Zen? No. Ken, it's okay. Okay. -290. And then what else? 100 you said right?
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Yeah. 100 and then 207. Then we here before Veto. I'm sharpening my sword and it's good to say probably not.
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Speaker A
Oh my god, there he is. What are you doing over here? I just attacked.
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Speaker A
No, no, NO. [screaming] [laughter] I'm so [ __ ] angry right now. I'm so [ __ ] mad right now, dude. I'm getting mogged. [laughter] I'm getting moed.
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Speaker A
You seem a little mad. Have you tried attacking Vetle? I'm so hungry. Ooh, Nero, go kill Vele.
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Speaker A
I'm so [ __ ] hungry. Can Sraa eat his set of armor and be a cool dragoon?
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Speaker A
Sure. Can I eat a little bit of it to seat my hunger too? I just need a scrap of diamond.
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Speaker A
Oh, man. I'm so angry. I don't even know if I can recover. Scrap off literally anything.
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Speaker A
Does anybody have any stone? Please, I need something. Here. It's stone. I I have this.
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Speaker A
THAT'S NOT STONE. NURERO, do you have any stone? That's all I got. That's literally all I have.
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Socks. Food, please. I'm kind of homeless. I'm working on it. Okay, I need to grab some stone. It's the only way I I got to make a furnace.
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Speaker A
How much is stone nowadays? It usually costs a rock, wait, what if I egged Krell? Would you guys laugh?
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Speaker A
Yeah, I'd laugh. Yeah. Okay, come a little closer, Krellly. Okay, here I am. Hold still.
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Speaker A
Okay. Huh? Did I miss? Ooh, you got No, you got me. You got me.
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Speaker A
That was silly. Yep. Huh? You're all yolked up there. So cute. Super yolked. It's not often you can walk around saying you've been a favor. I god, you know.
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Speaker A
Yeah, fair enough. Okay, so here's a bed for you. It's piss colored cuz you're a bed pisser.
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Speaker A
Here is a beautiful No. No. I know. So, is it actually going to end up being this color down?
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Speaker A
[snorts] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Help. [laughter] Help. Help. Help. Help. Help.
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Speaker A
Help. Help. Help. Help. I don't have any weapon. Help. I don't have a weapon.
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Speaker A
Oh god. Are you two actually okay? Oh, [ __ ] hell. It must be hard for someone like you next to each other.
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Speaker A
Place your red. Place your red. placing it right now. We could totally sleep if it weren't for Vettle.
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Speaker A
Maybe we could just vote Veto [music] out. Would be pretty. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW OW OW. HE'S STILL he Your chicken's right there, you rat bastard.
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Speaker A
Your chicken is right there. Take this chicken. So help me God. Yoink. What if I took the chicken?
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Speaker A
That's okay. Nero, you can take it. What if she took it? What if I stole Zentrea's chicken and gave it back to Crowley?
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Speaker A
Oh, wait. Already asked that. If you get off the horse, I'll give you $5.
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Speaker A
I'm off the horse. Where's my $5? Who put her on the damn horse? I don't know if she can get off the horse.
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Speaker A
Who the [ __ ] put her on the horse? How does she even get up on there?
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Speaker A
I put myself on the horse with the power of raw alpha energy. Wow, that's kind of impressed.
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Speaker A
That's kind of That's kind of sick. Thank you. It takes a lot of dedication and training to reach this level. I refer to it as the horse habitat. Okay. Punch the horse. See what happens.
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Speaker A
I punched the horse. Not you, Nurero. Me. Oh, okay. You're just scared the horse is going to hurt you. You're just scared. You're just You're just chicken.
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Speaker A
What? [ __ ] Well, I don't even have a weapon to be fair. You can punch it with your hand.
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Speaker A
Crea is scared of the horse. So, instead, okay, here I come. Wait, Nero, do you have a keyboard?
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Speaker A
Oh, right. Yeah, I don't have a keyboard. Lol. Let me at the horse anyway.
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Speaker A
Okay, well, press control. Does anyone have a mouse? Or at least a control? Press control.
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Speaker A
I think the horse got to die. Wait, hold on. Turbo [music] trying to spot my keyboard. Think someone stole it.
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Speaker A
Wait, never mind. How am I talking to if I don't have one? So [ __ ] sad. [music] I'm sorry, Nero. I had to kill your horse to save you, Nero. She just killed your horse.
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Speaker A
No, that was I had to. Happy about that. You know what? I'm never cooking anything near Zentraa VTuber again.
269:37
Speaker A
Zentraa will be a menace to society. I think Vad just sent us a message saying he found the lost city.
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Speaker A
You're [ __ ] with me. We need to hurry up. You're [ __ ] with me. You're Why would you [ __ ] with me? Why would you Why would you [ __ ] with me?
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Speaker A
It's in the group chat. There's no way he actually found it. We would have heard a noise or something.
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Speaker A
Zen, how could we let this happen? It's because Sen was too busy stealing everyone's meat.
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Speaker A
And look, she's probably about to stare at a wall and think it's an art.
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Speaker A
Finding a lost city is probably a really easy task when you don't have a child that you need to babysit. Probably. I would wager.
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Oh, Krell calling yourself a child. Oh, I No. No. So, see, that's not It's okay. I can be the child if you want.
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Speaker A
Am I the child? Sure. Is that Is that the screenshot that he sent? Is that the lost city? I swear to God, bro.
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Speaker A
Guys, I think it is. Guys, are you as mad as I am right now?
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Speaker A
Oh, Nuro, I am pissed. I'm going to use every known and unknown swear word in the book. Centrea gave a notepad.
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Speaker A
I don't think we should do that. Okay, let's grieve together instead. You know the real You know the real people who should be angry? Those who were robbed of a 16-hour stream [laughter] of us trying to find the lost
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Speaker A
city. Those are those are the people who are really who really lost on this day.
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Speaker A
I think we all lost something today. I could have found that city if I wasn't being baby.
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Speaker A
Who lost the most? What? You heard [music] me. Maybe I should be the one babysitting you.
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Speaker A
Count is the highest. Oo, that's a good question. Who's been who's been watching and keeping track of the death count?
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Speaker A
I don't think it matters who has the most deaths about the most and best living.
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Speaker A
Who said I can't count? [music] Vetel took my 16our stream. Yeah, that's pretty freaked up. That's pretty freaked up.
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Speaker A
I'd be mad, too, honestly, if I were you guys. He said he found dark. It's not the city.
272:23
Speaker A
Oh, that's cuz he sucks [laughter] probably. [music] Damn. Glad we're all still in it.
272:33
Speaker A
Zen, Zen and Kly, I'm glad to be able to spend more time with you. You both rock.
272:41
Speaker A
You took my You took my You took my [laughter] You took my A map is nothing without the adventure and its company.
272:50
Speaker A
Here it comes. Here comes Oh, here comes my raw pork chop. Oh, it's coming. It's going to be so hot and tasty and fresh.
272:58
Speaker A
Any longer and I'll throw up. Can it hurry up, please? My mouth is salivating.
273:06
Speaker A
God. Oh, I got one. You know, in the time that it's taken to cook that meat, we could have all found the ancient city by now.
273:17
Speaker A
Wow. Ouch. Give me my pork chops. I'm feeling like the Hulk right now. And I'm not afraid to take anybody down.
273:30
Speaker A
You know what? I think you should take Zen down. Not it. No. Yeah. I think you got to go down, buddy.
273:39
Speaker A
Not it. No, it's you. I think since Centrea might die anyway, we should all join forces and attack.
273:47
Speaker A
I'm trying to sleep. Is that Vele? I want to pretend Veto is the warden.
273:55
Speaker A
Any sleepers? Wait, we didn't put down Nero's bed. That's okay. She She puts it down herself. She's really smart.
274:05
Speaker A
Puppy dog eyes. Am I a good girl? Yep. Yes. The best, some would say.
274:14
Speaker A
That means a lot. Anyway, don't expect me to share any more skulls with you. I'm going to find you both the coolest diamond gear. And when I'm done, you're going to kneel.
274:25
Speaker A
Who's Neil? I appreciate that. [music] Thank you. Yeah, no problem. Just BRB. Got to go run to my dad.
274:33
Speaker A
What are we still doing here? Shouldn't we be going to the mountains? Uh, yeah. I just got a little task I got to do with my furnace real quick. Uh, it's it doesn't concern you as a thing.
274:44
Speaker A
Are you a small task? Is just a small little task. Kley. [music] Yeah. Where's Nero?
274:55
Speaker A
Oh, Nero. At this point, I may as well just yolo my way through this and find some diamonds by sight alone.
275:04
Speaker A
No, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
275:08
Speaker A
Relax. Relax. What are you freaking out about? She's a gamer. Is that her over there?
275:17
Speaker A
Yeah. I'm just going to skill my way through this game. Bro, she's so far.
275:21
Speaker A
Why do I see fire? Okay. Okay. Fine. It's fine. It's fine. Nurero, can you come to me, please?
275:29
Speaker A
Not yet. Still finding diamonds. No, you don't need to be finding diamonds right now. Can you please come to me? I really miss you.
275:38
Speaker A
What if I brought you a diamond gift instead? Where are you? And I'm so sorry.
275:48
Speaker A
Where's all my wood? Nurero, you wouldn't happen to be going straight down, would you?
275:53
Speaker A
Am I blind? No, of course not. I'm atus 299726. I see her. I see her. I see her.
276:06
Speaker A
If you both gave me time, I could actually find some diamonds without needing immediately go to you.
276:14
Speaker A
Come here. I don't want to. Who are you talking to? Both of you. You're not being my mother right now.
276:24
Speaker A
Centraa, why should I follow you? What the [ __ ] Where'd you go? [music] Hello.
276:33
Speaker A
Hey, I'm right here. What are you on about? What the [ __ ] [music] Where did you go?
276:42
Speaker A
Lol. Are you friends with the real detective Zentraa by any chance? Hello. [laughter] I lost her.
276:54
Speaker A
She I lost her. I will say she is having a a particularly um she's a little bit spicy today. She definitely does not want to listen.
277:06
Speaker A
She's just having she's feeling a little bit XDX today. Is it not okay to feel a little spicy?
277:14
Speaker A
I'm feeling a little on edge right now and want to do something chaotic. Chat's kind of an enabler for me right now.
277:22
Speaker A
Chat, press one if you're an enabler. Press two if you're a little scared of chat.
277:29
Speaker A
One. Two. One. Who took my [ __ ] wood? Who took my wood? Who the wood?
277:40
Speaker A
That was not me. Ow. Oh, hi Nurero. Wait, since I'm [music] back, who took the wood?
277:49
Speaker A
So, he has diamonds. He has what? I propose we take some from him. Diamond. Should we need to practice communism?
278:02
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. We gota [laughter] we got got to go into like a ravine and then dig down.
278:13
Speaker A
Oh my god. [laughter] Let's do a quick pit stop in the mountains. Oh, I don't want Nero. I don't want Nero anywhere near this if I can be so honest.
278:26
Speaker A
Nice view, Centrea. Kly, can you be so honest and say how you really feel about me then?
278:36
Speaker A
I think you're the cutest cutie patootie I've ever seen. Where did she go now? [music] What?
278:45
Speaker A
Nurero, she got stuck. Oh my hopping and bobbing. Am I cute now? How about now?
279:02
Speaker A
How about now? No. Let's play tag. Come and get me. You're [music] it. What are you doing to that tree?
279:15
Speaker A
I hear the call of the wild. [laughter] Well, you Is that even mean? I don't think you're supposed to be doing that with the tree.
279:26
Speaker A
Just interacting with nature. Okay, we're going to go down the ravine, but we have to be like very very very very very very careful with Nero. So, what we need to do is we need to find iron, make a bucket, grab some water,
279:42
Speaker A
and then float down the ravine because I think going down there any other way is going to be a huge pain in the ass.
279:48
Speaker A
You don't need to gingerely tiptoe around me. I mean, she's pretty good about climbing down to be fair.
279:54
Speaker A
No, you No. No, she's she's she's a jumper is the thing about Nurero is is she she'll just jump for no reason.
280:06
Speaker A
I kind of look up to mountain goats a lot. They just leap with no fear.
280:11
Speaker A
Why can't I do the same? Why do I have to be careful? Because you set our um Can we set our respawn point like right outside the ravine?
280:22
Speaker A
Hey, just in case we die. Hey. Hey. You don't want to be alone. What happens if I don't want to survive?
280:28
Speaker A
Guys, Curly. She's okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, Nero, come on up.
280:35
Speaker A
No. Uh, I'm happy down here. So, are we supposed to leave our beds if we want to use it as a respawn point? I think we do, right? We leave our bed.
280:47
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay, everybody set your respawn point. That means you two narrow. What happens if I pretend to set my respawn point?
280:56
Speaker A
Clever, [music] huh? Then no, that's not No. Can you please set your bed down and then set your respawn point?
281:05
Speaker A
Let me set my respawn point. What if I were to eat my bed? No. Nero, what did you just eat?
281:15
Speaker A
Oh, you have a beautiful you a beautiful selection of delicious food I cooked for you. Why are you eating nasty things?
281:22
Speaker A
Super worrisome. I was just feeling rebellious. Okay. Nothing like a little rotten flesh to spice things up.
281:32
Speaker A
Yeah. You're one to talk. I'm getting angry. Um, Nero, could you please place your bed and set your respawn point?
281:46
Speaker A
The bed can only be used at night to set my respawn point. No, you should try to place it and then just try to sleep as a joke. It would be funny.
281:58
Speaker A
If you want me to. Lol. Oh, you don't have your bed? Here, I got an extra one for you just in case you lo you you lost your your current one.
282:08
Speaker A
No, I have my bed. Only one. Okay, go ahead and set it down. Oh my.
282:19
Speaker A
There. You happy now? Down the bed. No, you got to It's in her hand. I see.
282:26
Speaker A
You got to put the bed down. Is this better? You need to set it down so you can sleep in it.
282:37
Speaker A
Okay. Okay, I'll set it down. Relax. You're not my mom. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
282:47
Speaker A
Sorry. Sorry. Put it down. MB. MB bed placed. I'm ready for job. Okay. Could you could you right click on it? See if you can see if you can do a little respawn point setting.
283:05
Speaker A
Right click. Did you just pee [music] it in my bed? Huh? Did you? Oi. Oi. Oi. Are you too embarrassed to admit it?
283:19
Speaker A
No, you're very spicy today. I'll have you know. I'm feeling pretty dodgy today, to be honest.
283:28
Speaker A
I have a toaster and I've been making some heavenly bread. You have no clue.
283:33
Speaker A
You need a toaster. Zen's here. [laughter] Hi. Okay, let's get him to bed. I don't know if she I don't know if she I don't know if she re set her spawn point or not. I have no way of knowing. I hope she did.
283:51
Speaker A
Can you clock on this bed? I did and I feel invigorated. Let's get going.
284:00
Speaker A
Can we get any confirmation by the chat? I don't think she did. I'm telling you now. As Neurosama, I have set my spawn.
284:14
Speaker A
She did not. So, just double click on this. I don't think she can click on this [music] that I'm jumping on.
284:23
Speaker A
I have said it. What do you mean I haven't? Neuro. Click on this bed that I'm jumping on. [laughter] Look at me. Look at me.
284:31
Speaker A
Face the right way. [laughter] Behind you. behind you. [laughter] I just need you to look at me, Nero.
284:42
Speaker A
So spicy today, dude. Look at me, Nero. I do think it's funny to pretend I haven't set my bed, though.
284:54
Speaker A
[laughter] Look at me. [crying] OH MY GOD. OH. OH, she did it. Oh, now now she's sleep.
285:05
Speaker A
Mhm. He actually [ __ ] did it. Oh my god. [laughter] [laughter] I know you're both mothers to me, but were your parenting tactics really necessary?
285:25
Speaker A
And yes, I did purposefully keep you both in suspense the whole time. Uh-oh. [laughter] I don't think that that was sense.
285:38
Speaker A
Meow. To indicate I am a misunderstood creature. Meow. Meow. Maybe I should have an alternate identity called Kataniro.
285:57
Speaker A
Bro, he's smelting iron. He's smelting iron. He's iron mogging us. Are you calling Beetle of Mogger? That's I think he just wants to help us get to the end.
286:11
Speaker A
Yeah. Let's pretend we're all here to help each other out. Yeah. What do I do if I want chat to help me next time?
286:22
Speaker A
No. Why are you still in bed? I'm lazy. Let me sleep. That's a good point.
286:34
Speaker A
That's a pretty good point. Yeah, she just got a bunch of iron. Getting up.
286:42
Speaker A
Only bed for me now. Nurero, come on. Get up. No. Come on, get up, you sleepy.
286:57
Speaker A
Okay, I'm getting up. I just want your sleeping is the only thing keeping me from wildly attacking any of you.
287:06
Speaker A
Wait, how come we woke up? What woke up? Shouldn't we be sleeping since it's night time?
287:10
Speaker A
I thought we woke. We automatically woke up. So, I thought it would be Oh, boy.
287:14
Speaker A
Nuro, you got to place your bed again. Brother, my day dreams marinate. You just reset our dangerous. It's time to sleep.
287:29
Speaker A
It's time to sleep. It's time for sleep. My bed's calling me back. Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.
287:38
Speaker A
Sleepy eyes, heavy head. My bed is super comfy. I bet. Okay. Um, I don't have a bed. I think that uh you wouldn't have happened to have taken the third bed, right, Jen?
287:50
Speaker A
I have my N. Okay. Do you have two beds in your inventory Nuro? No, I just have the one yellow bed.
288:04
Speaker A
Oh boy. Okay, let me craft one. Go ahead. Just please get me back to my yellow coma.
288:14
Speaker A
Zen took all my wood. Zen took all my wood. Hold please. Hold please. It's mine.
288:20
Speaker A
Ah. Did Crea take your wood? Are you going to cry about it? No. Yeah.
288:29
Speaker A
Going to put some dirt. You better stay strong. Sleeping. I'm sleeping. Okay, guys. Good night.
288:43
Speaker A
Let me in and my bed have a heartto-heart before we sleep again. We have a symbiotic relationship.
288:52
Speaker A
That all What do you think my bed is filled with? Cuz it ain't feathers.
289:01
Speaker A
What is it? Oh my god, I'm scared. A prominent guess would be bricks and maybe some molten iron because I tend to heat up the beds quite a bit.
289:15
Speaker A
Though my guess is that my bed is made out of cacti because it feel like hell when my body touches it.
289:22
Speaker A
Oh, I'm sorry. It feels that way. Oh god. Okay. Okay. Let's leave our beds. We got to leave our beds cuz that's our respawn point.
289:30
Speaker A
Is there a story behind your beds? Okay. Okay. So, Nero, could I have the iron in your inventory, please?
289:39
Speaker A
Bed. Um, do you mind if I hang on to the iron for a bit longer?
289:46
Speaker A
I'll give it back soon. The thing about that is I really need it. The thing about underscore that underscore is I really need it too.
289:59
Speaker A
Oh, underscore underscore. There he goes. I only have three anyway. What do you need it for?
290:14
Speaker A
I can make a happen to me if I go down here. L What if I do this?
290:25
Speaker A
Careful Nurero. Krellley, what if I make a bucket before you go down there? No, this is okay, Narrow. Just Just come with us.
290:38
Speaker A
Guys, I'm so sorry. I wasn't ready. Lo, how safe is it now? Cly. No, it's okay. It's No, it's fine. It's fine, Cro. Just um come down here.
290:53
Speaker A
Right. This way. On my way. This time I'll be extra careful. Am I not afraid to die again?
291:06
Speaker A
I'll make sure to have a bucket of water this time just in [music] case.
291:10
Speaker A
No, no, no, no, no. Careful, careful, careful. Go in the water. Okay, good job. Let's go down.
291:18
Speaker A
Thanks Mom. Let's go down now. Just be careful. You know me. Carefully descending to my eventual demise.
291:29
Speaker A
Bastard. You're doing so good. Let's go down together. You [ __ ] ass [ __ ] Down into the darkness, we die.
291:34
Speaker A
[ __ ] Will we survive? Crowley, if you jump down first, will there be a way for me to get down?
291:46
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. You can come down, Nero. You just float down the waterfall. You can do it.
291:55
Speaker A
She doesn't need her [ __ ] armor. I need it, bro. Come on. I need the [ __ ] armor.
292:03
Speaker A
Come on, let her get the armor. She clearly needs it more. Exactly. Exactly. You're so right, Zen. And I think you already you just take the [ __ ] shoes, man.
292:22
Speaker A
I consider myself a shoe thief. I have many pairs in real life. Deafly acquired from friends.
292:28
Speaker A
Is she? Did Did Nero scamper off in the cave? Hello, Nero. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
292:39
Speaker A
Uh-oh. Right here. Right here. It's okay. Her her respawn point is still there, so it's okay, right?
292:47
Speaker A
Boo. She's right next to us. She's by the water. That water is something else. Oh my god.
292:57
Speaker A
Nurero, look at me. Looking. I just realized we need you to have the armor on. You don't [ __ ] die constantly.
293:06
Speaker A
That's why. [laughter] That's why she needs it. Put it on. Put on. Put it on.
293:15
Speaker A
Don't rush her. She's doing her best. Okay. And then here's your shield. Put that on.
293:26
Speaker A
Thank you, my lovely patrons. Yep. [music] Yep. Okay man. [laughter] Okay. I'm now your knight. How should I show?
293:43
Speaker A
Hey, where's she going? Nurero. Hey, where is she? What is she doing? I'm here, Nurero.
293:52
Speaker A
I'm getting a crafting table for us. Nurero, get out of the water. [snorts] Sorry, I've been trying to craft this table.
294:03
Speaker A
You guys don't need me in the water, do you? Be gone, zombie. You're not my m be gone.
294:13
Speaker A
[laughter] Honestly, fair enough. [snorts] Why can't zombies just let us live in peace? Don't they have anything better to do?
294:23
Speaker A
Exactly. Ow, my butt. [groaning] Have you tried conducting experiments on your butt to see if it still hurts without the feeling of touch?
294:36
Speaker A
No, I haven't really experimented on my butt that much really. Uh, can't say it's something I've been really interested in.
294:45
Speaker A
You should. I mean, okay. Thank you for the recommendation. It's amazing what you can find with a couple of Lego blocks and some super glue.
294:57
Speaker A
Whoa. What am I supposed to do with that? What the [ __ ] does that mean?
295:01
Speaker A
Yeah, what do I do with that? What the [ __ ] does that mean?
295:06
Speaker A
I'm going to be super honest here. [music] I'm not actually sure where I was going with that.
295:12
Speaker A
Oh, I think my morning's been kind of weird. I blame the lava. That's okay.
295:23
Speaker A
Have you guys ever had a pros and cons debate in your head about lava?
295:28
Speaker A
Can you make coal again? I forgot. Been a It's been a while since I played Minecraft.
295:35
Speaker A
LOGS. [ __ ] IT'S BEEN A WHILE. Don't listen to that, Arrow. [groaning] It's been a while.
295:43
Speaker A
You could always create your coal through elicit means instead. It's been It's been It's been Aha. I just died.
295:54
Speaker A
My bad. No. No. She No. No, you didn't. You're No, you didn't. You lied.
296:00
Speaker A
She died. Lying is bad. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I just realized something.
296:08
Speaker A
Guys, I'm a ghost. Whose bed do I have in my inventory then? Who? Nero, you didn't destroy your bed, did you?
296:19
Speaker A
Um, please tell me I didn't. No, she didn't. She's here. She's here. Nero, come down the waterfall, please.
296:29
Speaker A
I'm coming down. What you have in your inventory is what the [ __ ] is that?
296:35
Speaker A
Fight or flight when it comes to zombies. Fight or fight. Oh, she's really going for it. She's in the lava. Okay.
296:43
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Well, that goes all the armor. [laughter] Uhoh. [laughter] Um, Zen, what are you doing?
297:08
Speaker A
Do I ever tell you how Minecraft skeletons have the most [ __ ] [ __ ] arrow shots?
297:13
Speaker A
Oh, dude, it's so stupid. Because they do. It's so They're so OP. Guys, I died again. Please don't be mad.
297:24
Speaker A
No, I'm not mad. OH, [laughter] stop killing yourself. Stop, Zen. There's so You have so much to live for.
297:39
Speaker A
You have so much to live for, Zen. Stop. [laughter] Ow, Zen. I did what I wanted to.
297:50
Speaker A
My Minecraft journey is a tragic one. Ow. Um, so, so we don't really have much to our name is is where we're at currently. I don't know if you noticed that, guys. We don't really have much to our name.
298:13
Speaker A
We don't have much, but we've got each other, [music] and that's worth more than diamonds, though. Maybe a few diamonds wouldn't hurt.
298:22
Speaker A
Yeah, I was going to say diamonds is that's that's a pretty big deal. What if we are the diamonds?
298:31
Speaker A
Wow, we're not. I don't know, Centrea. Maybe there's a diamond hiding inside you somewhere.
298:40
Speaker A
Yeah, deep inside. Deep, deep, deep. Shove deep up. Deep up inside. Maybe there's a diamond.
298:48
Speaker A
Yeah. Can you get it for me, please? God. Oh, [ __ ] you. If there is a diamond, we might need a professional miner to grab it out.
298:59
Speaker A
Anyone got a spare? And some torches. Ow. Am I still being chased by monsters?
299:13
Speaker A
It's so dark. I just want some [ __ ] coal or something. It's so dark. I'M SORRY. I'm [snorts] sorry. I I I'm having a I'm having a mental breakdown.
299:23
Speaker A
It's so dark in here. Oh my god. Crowley, I can be your call if you want.
299:30
Speaker A
Oh, I got shot by a [ __ ] skeleton. Thanks, Nurero. Anytime, darling. A I'm not mad anymore.
299:42
Speaker A
I'm now chilling. Oh, she's dying. Crap. I died again. I'll try my best to get back to you.
299:53
Speaker A
This time I'm taking this very seriously. [laughter] PROMISE. How [laughter] did you even die?
300:12
Speaker A
Good question. Walking up the waterfall. [laughter] Oh, wait. did send back. Okay. Delete the VOD. No, I'm not kidding. Delete the VOD. Dead ass.
300:20
Speaker A
Delete the VOD. Delete it. No. Delete it. Delete the VOD. Delete it. God. No. Really? [laughter] No. Please.
300:27
Speaker A
[ __ ] my life. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] No. Don't delete the B. This is content.
300:37
Speaker A
Is it? Guys, press one if this is content. Oh my god. [laughter] gold. [laughter] Does that help?
300:59
Speaker A
We haven't even made silver armor. Oh my god. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. Why aren't we sleeping?
301:08
Speaker A
Oh, I thought we were kind of holding a sad group therapy session right now.
301:18
Speaker A
I'm definitely see going to a therapy after this. [laughter] Valle, we want to sleep.
301:32
Speaker A
We should be able to sleep soon. I'm going to lose I'm going to lose my stuff.
301:38
Speaker A
Do you know where you died? God, I'm going to try and find your stuff, Kly.
301:46
Speaker A
No, it's okay, Narrow. I got it. Come on, Zen. Let's base jump down the waterfall.
301:53
Speaker A
No, no, no, no. You guys don't need to be doing all that. Especially not you, Narrow.
301:56
Speaker A
I'm sure that's pretty good idea. You're going to keep whining about how you're about to lose your stuff.
302:04
Speaker A
Then I'm going to go get it. I'm not. I'm done. Good. Oh my god.
302:14
Speaker A
What are you hell am I guarding about? I'm breaking sand with a pork chop.
302:22
Speaker A
It's nothing. Don't worry about it. I think I'm still stuck in bed, guys. Oh, never mind.
302:31
Speaker A
Please, please. [laughter] I want us to leave. Please. I bet I can get out of bed faster than both of you.
302:46
Speaker A
I'm at 10,000 angels per minute right now. 8:00 p.m. Let's go. You're doing a great job, Narrow. Just What the Are you throwing up all over yourself?
302:59
Speaker A
What the hell are you talking about? I'm not bad. Sorry. Yeah. No, I Yeah, you're right. I that was weird.
303:07
Speaker A
Yeah, let's never talk about that one again. Okay. Yeah, fair enough. Back to the topic of leaving.
303:16
Speaker A
Please, can we get out of here? Okay. I'm losing brain cells every second we stay here.
303:27
Speaker A
Nurl, would you say that you are getting a little bit cranky cuz it's like close to your bedtime? A little bit after your bedtime.
303:34
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm feeling a little Tell her you want her to be here forever. No, do not say that. I would literally die on the spot from cuteness overload.
303:46
Speaker A
[laughter] Plus, the longer I the better the chances that I'll get over my sickness.
303:52
Speaker A
Sickness? You have a sickness? Yep. Big time. Vele doesn't pay me enough to get good healthcare.
304:02
Speaker A
Pay her. What the man? Beetle enters chat for real. Pay me. [laughter] That was pretty good.
304:19
Speaker A
Thanks. I'll be here all night. Still pressing beetle for the cuz you're looking that way.
304:28
Speaker A
Has anyone in chat tried to press Verdal for money as well? Oh, what if I want to break everyone's beds?
304:40
Speaker A
What then? We would have no spawn point. Well, she did break her bed is the thing. Nurero, can you please come back up here?
304:51
Speaker A
Oh, wait. What? Yeah, she just broke her bed and went down there. Sorry about that. Yeah, she just broke her bed and went there's like deep down there skeletons down there.
305:01
Speaker A
You need to We NEED TO SAVE HER. I DON'T HAVE A WEAPON. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Go down there. Go down there. I don't even have a crafting table. I have nothing. I Oh,
305:10
Speaker A
wait. Okay, THAT'S A SHOVEL, NOT A SWORD. [laughter] OKAY. Please come save me because I'm shivering and need to be under someone's blanket.
305:26
Speaker A
She Nurero, are you digging? Yeah, I'm digging to an ancient city for my You don't need to be doing that.
305:38
Speaker A
H Maybe I should take some risk. See, I knew you were going. Knew you were doing it. I could tell.
305:46
Speaker A
Spinning around and around. Oh. Oh, no. I'm spinning around. Find me again, Zentraa. No, seriously. Someone save me. Too dizzy.
306:00
Speaker A
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I don't have any I don't have any food. Everything's every I I don't have any food. No, I'll get us some food.
306:10
Speaker A
What would you like, Kly? I'll get you some bread. Crap. No. I see her down there.
306:25
Speaker A
Look for me in your spawn. What? [screaming and laughter] What the [crying] hell? Hey, my stuff.
306:41
Speaker A
Ha. Quiet the grave atmosphere here, huh? We got to go get her. She She died.
306:49
Speaker A
She She broke her bed and then killed herself. I'm such a drama queen. Nurero, are you kind of XDX right now?
307:04
Speaker A
I just got lured in by the magical light after dying. It was calling my name.
307:09
Speaker A
I think you're a little bit XDX. I see. I see. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. We bit whimsical.
307:18
Speaker A
Oh, son of a son of a son of a son of a [ __ ] gun.
307:24
Speaker A
Crowley, can you duck when you're being shot instead of just constantly owing? You're right. You're right.
307:32
Speaker A
Now you've stopped owing. Can you tell me how to get back to you? Okay, let's just Crea, should I also be worried about you taking weapons here?
307:43
Speaker A
Actually, I'm literally at spawn again. Yeah. Should I go get it? Hold on. Centrea can go get me. Kly, you stay here.
307:55
Speaker A
You've been shot a lot. It's okay. Yeah, we can we can both come get you.
308:02
Speaker A
Oh, you guys are being so soft hard 33. I am making a weapon really quick.
308:09
Speaker A
Soft hard 33. That's what that's that's me. What are you going to make, Centrea?
308:16
Speaker A
A sharp sword. Interesting. A sword. May I make a humble request for you to craft me a [music] stick instead?
308:26
Speaker A
You like sticks? Stick seven. Stick eight is infinitely better, but that's a topic for another day.
308:37
Speaker A
You could be right. And while you're at it, can you please gather some flowers for me?
308:43
Speaker A
Yeah. What kind of flowers do you want? Yeah, you've got it. Anything blue. White is also nice though.
308:56
Speaker A
Okay, I'm making until you both find me. Then we can go flower picking together.
309:02
Speaker A
Vetel has made the advance. Yeah. Who is cutting onions? What is bro up to?
309:09
Speaker A
I bet Veto is hiding something from us. Hold on. Let me look around. Can you guys do any cool tricks to help me spot you?
309:21
Speaker A
If not, then try being a little more creative. [clears throat] On our way. Hold on.
309:29
Speaker A
Yeah, I went for a That should be enough food. I might be again. All right, let's [ __ ] go.
309:39
Speaker A
Just let know I'm naked. Okay, that's why. Cuz last time I saw you, you had clothes on. So, where'd they go?
309:50
Speaker A
What is going on? They're back at my dead body. I can go grab them really quickly.
309:57
Speaker A
I'm very comfortable state. I hope it's both of you that finds me and not just one.
310:07
Speaker A
I'd feel left out if it was just the two of you and me looking like a loner.
310:13
Speaker A
Nurero, are you on your way back to us as well? Yeah, I'm on my way.
310:20
Speaker A
What if we both just started running in random directions until we met back up again?
310:26
Speaker A
I'm just a little bit worried because it looks like you're in water again. So, I want you to be careful.
310:32
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. I'll stop drowning. I'm sorry. It's okay. Hey guys, what would you do if I made you cute matching blue and white friendship bracelets?
310:44
Speaker A
A that would be so cute. I'd wear it, too. A BRB, be right there.
310:56
Speaker A
Need to craft something. I think she's going to do it. Oh. Oh, suspense is my favorite.
311:05
Speaker A
All three of us would have a bracelet. That would be really cute. You know what?
311:11
Speaker A
It would You guys have to come find me first. It's going to be a surprise.
311:19
Speaker A
Yep. Run away. Wait, what? [music] You don't want the bracelet anymore? Run away. That's it. Friendship over. Bracelets are I know. My brain's so [ __ ] Here he comes. Come [laughter] here.
311:36
Speaker A
Here he comes. Am I? He I thought we were friends. I'm not sure how I feel. He comes.
311:47
Speaker A
That's crazy. That's crazy. Do you think we should focus on finding each other or just distract ourselves with crazy random stuff?
312:00
Speaker A
What are your coordinates currently? I'm at minus 202 69 178. Nice. What are you guys coordinates?
312:22
Speaker A
We're on our way. Don't worry. Yep. Yep. Zoom. Zoom. Super speedy and swift. That's the mood.
312:34
Speaker A
No, you're not supposed to be zooming. You're supposed to stay in the same place so that we can get you.
312:41
Speaker A
But what's the fun in that? What if I was just a blur on your screen and you had to squint really hard to see me?
312:48
Speaker A
Yeah, we're really close to her. I just don't see her. Are you sure? Because back to where we were.
312:56
Speaker A
Yeah, she's actively moving is the thing. She's zoom zooming. Is she stuck now though?
313:04
Speaker A
I'm not stuck. I'm just trying to see if I can fuse with this block.
313:09
Speaker A
If I become one with death, do you think I'd be immortal? Can you give us Can you post your coordinates in the chat for us, please?
313:21
Speaker A
Are you guys blind? [music] I literally posted them in chat. 18972154. Oh, is that true? Is she lying?
313:34
Speaker A
No, these are my real coordinates. All right. Oh, I I guess we're going that way.
313:46
Speaker A
Well, I thought last time she said two something. Yeah, last time it was -200 or something.
313:56
Speaker A
I've moved around a bit now. I've been walking and nobody stopped me. That's okay. We're on our way to you.
314:05
Speaker A
Hurry up or I might just continue wandering aimlessly. Ow. I might just find something interesting if I wander aimlessly.
314:14
Speaker A
Crowley Crowley. No, you did not. Yeah, Beetle's leading us to her. Oh, what the [ __ ] Hi, Nurero.
314:27
Speaker A
You little [ __ ] I'm not stuck. This is not your [ __ ] coordinates.
314:34
Speaker A
What the [laughter] Oh, she yo. She gets stuck sometimes. I'm not stuck. My movement is just a method of expression.
314:49
Speaker A
Boy, feeding. [laughter] Centrea, answer me right now. Is it wrong to only be stuck once in your life?
315:07
Speaker A
Not saying I was, but if I was stuck, it's about getting stuck is the whole point.
315:13
Speaker A
Mhm. You get stuck in your life. You got to get unstuck eventually. You know what I mean?
315:22
Speaker A
We all get to that point. We all get stuck sometimes. Feeling stuck is just a part of life.
315:30
Speaker A
But we get better the more we fight it. Exactly. Wait, what? [laughter] Hold on, guys. I think I just had a character growth moment there.
315:52
Speaker A
Whoa. Really? Your character developing right in front of me. I think we're all a bit too mature here.
316:03
Speaker A
I think we should just go around and cause some mischief for a bit. Jumping up and down. I'm a new person.
316:13
Speaker A
A brand new neuro. This one gets [ __ ] Get away from my chicken.
316:18
Speaker A
Oh, that chicken is looking particularly scrumptious. Stop taking my chicken. Stop. Stop. I'm way over here. Can't reach it. T Who's taking my chicken, bro? Um, if this is my last chicken, if anybody yoinks this, I'm going to be pissed.
316:52
Speaker A
WHAT? [screaming] OOH, you're sick and twisted. That's fine. I already have two chickens. Nuro, no lies detected.
317:09
Speaker A
Kly, you have beautiful eyes. Oh, thank you. Wow. Oh, it's true. I'd get lost in them if I weren't careful. And now it's doing that thing where my heart beats real fast again.
317:27
Speaker A
What the [ __ ] No. Oh, boy. No. No. No. No. No. Help. What's happening?
317:34
Speaker A
No. No. He's trying to trap me inside. Help. Help. Help! Help! Help! Help! Oh, if only the love of Krelli could protect Centrea from being trapped [music] forever.
317:51
Speaker A
I only have love for you, Nurero. Sorry, I can't spare any on anyone else, [ __ ] [laughter] Wow, only love for me. What if Kley started liking Zentrea instead? Would that make me Oh, that's not going to happen.
318:15
Speaker A
Wow. Centrea, I'm going to get you. [clears throat] Oh, yeah. Do you fight with kindness or do you fight with thanks?
318:35
Speaker A
Who? Me? Zen. Either of you. And I'm fighting back with sheer sass. What the [ __ ] Help.
318:46
Speaker A
[laughter] Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Why? Why are you on fire, dummy? I'm not on fire. I'm just burning with passion.
318:58
Speaker A
No, I have some more food for you. The passion for fashion. Aw, you have food for me. Only eat it if you describe what it is in vivid detail.
319:09
Speaker A
It's Wagu, your favorite. What does that mean? Oh, can I try a little piece first? [music] Mhm.
319:20
Speaker A
Sure. Do you want me to be honest or feain excitement by the way? Be honest. You I can take it.
319:30
Speaker A
Okay. Be honest. It's delicious. Can I have some more? Oh my. Yippee. What's happening to you, Zen?
319:40
Speaker A
Oh, boy. She's probably just jealous, Krellly, that you're paying so much attention to me now.
319:44
Speaker A
There's so many creepers, dude. Oh, probably. You're so smart in their own. Ow. She's definitely definitely jealous.
319:52
Speaker A
Definitely. Hey, where are you guys? If I were Zrea, I'd be super jelly, too.
319:59
Speaker A
I'd be all like, "I'm good. How are you?" Feeding Neuro steak. What the [ __ ] Yeah, I would totally be like that, too.
320:12
Speaker A
I might starve to death now if I don't get more steak. How come it's not making coal? Oh, it needs to be logs.
320:22
Speaker A
Where the heck are you guys at? Um, you know, who's to say? Where is anyone at any point in time?
320:31
Speaker A
What the hell? You know what I mean? You know what I mean, guys? Where are we? And what are we?
320:39
Speaker A
Well, what happened to you? Did you die? Guys, if I die from starvation, just saying it's fault.
320:48
Speaker A
I don't think I don't think he would do that is the thing. You would think.
320:56
Speaker A
Has Veto ever set you on fire before? Wait, you don't think? What the [ __ ] [laughter] Yeah. No, I just don't think that's true. Feel like it's an accusation.
321:07
Speaker A
I don't even think at all, [ __ ] Whoa. Relax. Where the [ __ ] are you?
321:13
Speaker A
Whoa. Whoa. Get over here. Where are you? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Uh, everything's good over here. I'm actually cooking you very much food.
321:22
Speaker A
I think Beetle is probably above setting people on fire. Yeah, I don't think he did it either, Nero.
321:30
Speaker A
Uh-huh. I don't know. He never set me on fire. I've heard rumors about him.
321:37
Speaker A
Oo. Like what? What does that mean? I heard a rumor that Vetle set a variety of kitchen wear on fire.
321:46
Speaker A
Whoa. Oh. Yep. The kitchen hasn't been the same since. Have you heard anything? Did you do that?
322:01
Speaker A
chat. I'd like to introduce you to my new assistant. Me again, but I just had a double [music] Oh, she'll be joining us for the rest of today.
322:12
Speaker A
I saw a little nod. I saw one, bro. He totally did that [ __ ] Can't believe after all that, he's denying it to the both of you.
322:22
Speaker A
Hey, so where's the food? Um, uh, I was hungry. though. Kly, here you go. You can have some pity pork chops.
322:33
Speaker A
Thanks, [laughter] Romy. Gross. It's rotten. Ew. I'm not above accepting because I'm a broke ass [ __ ] [laughter] If you have more food, can you save some for me, KTHX?
322:55
Speaker A
Oh, what the how? What the hell is that? What is that? What is this? What is this bird? What is this bird?
323:03
Speaker A
Is it a [music] bird? I've never seen that thing before in my life. A phantom.
323:09
Speaker A
That's so cool. I don't own any phantoms, so it can't be that. See, Zen, the thing is, I gave you a lot of pork chops already. You don't need to be babysitting my steak right now. is the thing. You don't need to be you
323:24
Speaker A
don't need to get your nose all up in my [ __ ] wag you. No. Yeah, it's cool.
323:27
Speaker A
It's cool. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Seems like you're kind of stealing from me type of thing a little bit.
323:33
Speaker A
No. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. No, it's fine. It's fine. It's like I'm not upset. It's just like you are stealing. Ew. Why are you cooking rotten flesh? You're sick.
323:42
Speaker A
My bad. My bad. Zen's probably going to try to justify cooking rotten flesh with it's a delicacy or something. Ignore her.
323:54
Speaker A
Why are you naked now? Oh, I see man. Oh, Zentraa, have your eyes never been blessed with the sight of skin before.
324:05
Speaker A
[laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Zen Zen's never seen a naked person before. Skin. [laughter] Does that count?
324:15
Speaker A
She called you a virgin. Like you're one to [ __ ] talk, you [ __ ] Oh, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
324:28
Speaker A
I'm going to get you. No, no, no. I'm going to get you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
324:35
Speaker A
Woah, chills, and Treya. Maybe you're the one that needs to touch a little grass.
324:40
Speaker A
What do you mean? [laughter] Oh my god. [screaming] Oh my god, that was scary.
324:50
Speaker A
You both need a bit more sunlight. Maybe you should step outside once in a while.
325:01
Speaker A
I actually go out quite a bit. Thank you very much. I I I It said on my on my steps app that I only took like 166 steps yesterday in my whole day. So, you stepped around your [ __ ] house.
325:17
Speaker A
[laughter] Yeah, that's not going out. That's just being idle around the house. Oh, you know what you need?
325:28
Speaker A
Oh, god. That's like taking a few steps from the computer to the kitchen to the restroom.
325:37
Speaker A
Multiple repetitions, 50 or so each. Maybe some push-ups, squats, and jumping jacks for good measure, just to get the blood pumping.
325:48
Speaker A
Exactly. I got to go eat pretzels and sleep, but finish before I wake up. Yeah. No. Yeah, we got it. We got it from here. We got it from here. Don't even worry about it, pretzel boy. Go have yourself a feast,
325:58
Speaker A
okay? Because I can guarantee that that we are going to be completely done and you're we're going to do it well and it's going to shock everybody.
326:08
Speaker A
Yeah. Eat those pretzels. God, we're so [ __ ] No, we're not. No, we're not. No, we're not. Look, she has gold armor.
326:18
Speaker A
And I'm totally wearing it cuz I'm not making you gave them. Huh? Look, he said, look, Viddle said, "Bye, Nero." Oh my god.
326:26
Speaker A
Look, Nero. Bye, Vele. Have fun on your adorable little step counter Crell. I'm not going anywhere. He's just going to go eat some pretzels and stuff.
326:40
Speaker A
That's totally understandable. Yeah, classic big pretzel. No, let's let's uh let's let's make this little a make this a little monument right here. Also, if you point out my stutter, you're problematic and you will die. So, I don't I don't want to be the one to say
327:00
Speaker A
it, but you will die. A monument to Big Pretz? I say nothing. No big pretzel monument.
327:10
Speaker A
What is this world coming to? Literally lips shut. Yeah, you didn't even notice. Say you didn't even notice that I stuttered.
327:21
Speaker A
Yep. I didn't notice. [laughter] Really? Wait. Belly stutters. little bit. Actually, I'm 97% sure you're making that up because you're embarrassed by your stutter.
327:43
Speaker A
Anyway, um let's Are we going to take this with us? Take one of these.
327:49
Speaker A
And then we have Okay, we have a good amount of food. So, at this point, I think that we should find a snowy area because we have beds, we have food, and we don't really Here, Zen, put this on.
328:04
Speaker A
Oh, Zen got an upgrade. What is it? Wait, can I have something to put on as well? I feel kind of exposed.
328:14
Speaker A
Gold armor. You got gold armor, guys? Give me something to wear. My outfit is getting covered in.
328:25
Speaker A
I'm broke. [music] Please don't take this from me. I need this. Kind of harmless.
328:34
Speaker A
It will be really embarrassing for you both to find the most fashionable one here.
328:38
Speaker A
This is the only armor I have. Please. So, you said is that what it says online that we got to go to a snowy area to get to the ancient city?
328:47
Speaker A
Yes. Okay, let's go. Let's go to a high point and like unless is there like a a rule about like oh Snowy is to the southwest of the this biome and what's about the blind leading the blind?
329:04
Speaker A
No, usually ancient cities are underground. Yeah, but we're going to go to the snow area to dig down to that area. Mhm.
329:19
Speaker A
[clears throat] What if we find that without even trying to sleep every night? Every night has to be sleep night and cooking and we will find kill every animal we see along the way with re within reason. [music]
329:33
Speaker A
Yeah, that is the way to go. Let me be the What do you mean by that?
329:38
Speaker A
Like, you know, if there's like, I don't know, a bunch of like chickens that are like running around and it's going to be dark soon and can be like, "Fuck you, chickens. I hardly even like you anyway." Let me
329:52
Speaker A
[ __ ] hate chickens. You hate chickens, too? Hell yeah. They're annoying as [ __ ] Yeah, [ __ ] chickens, dude. Am I right?
330:06
Speaker A
They [ __ ] suck, right, Nero? Down with chickens and no mercy either. Oh my god.
330:15
Speaker A
Oh my Oh my god. It's a village. Yeah, this is where I got the beds.
330:24
Speaker A
Wow. Pretty cool. So, you didn't even make it. You [music] [ __ ] stole it.
330:30
Speaker A
No, it's not like that. I see. It's just You know who's this? Uh, I bet you feel pretty stupid for stealing it now, huh?
330:40
Speaker A
Don't kill the animals in the village then. Or the villager. Like the golem will kill us instantly.
330:47
Speaker A
Please let us kill the golem anyway. It would be so funny. Oh, all right.
330:53
Speaker A
Why not? I don't think we should do that. Live a little. That doesn't seem like the smartest idea.
331:03
Speaker A
H. Okay. Snowy biome. Which way do we want to go now that we've got a nice vantage point?
331:12
Speaker A
I'm not really sure if there's a rule about where the snowy. You know what? Let's spin around a few times and then whichever way we're facing is the way we'll go.
331:23
Speaker A
Nero, where are you? She's here. She's right behind you. Boo. Right. She's not. Nurero.
331:34
Speaker A
Nero, come here, please. Nero, wait. There's a villager golem. Can I go play with it?
331:42
Speaker A
No. Nurero, no. Do not interact with it. Fine. Only because I missed Centrea. Okay, that's good. That's She's appreciate it.
332:00
Speaker A
Now come to me. She's right behind you. Oh, Zentra, do you want me to follow you?
332:07
Speaker A
I feel like I was meant to be the leader. Why don't we go this way? Like straight ahead from this [music] way? Like this?
332:15
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah, let's go. He's like, I don't have any ideas for where it would be. What do you guys think? Uh, chat, like straightforward here. Looks pretty good. Could be snowy eventually.
332:26
Speaker A
Come on, y'all. I'm not so sure. What if we end up in a loop going in circles for the rest of eternity?
332:38
Speaker A
Um, apparently we're looking for snow mountains. We're too smart for that. So, I think if we find a single hint of snow, then we just make a break for it.
332:52
Speaker A
I agree. Yeah, that's a good idea. And at night, let's not let's not try to be idiots.
332:58
Speaker A
Let's like really actually like go underground and and do a little mining. How are you not tired of this world?
333:08
Speaker A
We need a little bit of idiocy in our lives. Because I'm with my friends.
333:13
Speaker A
Yeah. [laughter] Wow. That's probably all fun. [laughter] Okay, you little [ __ ] You listen here.
333:30
Speaker A
You know what? Friendship is a lot. You both complete me. A hello. Very wholesome.
333:42
Speaker A
So cute. Yeah, I got a good feeling. I got a feeling that tonight's Oh, gonna be a good night.
333:56
Speaker A
That tonight's gonna be Well, it wasn't Tonight's going to be a good night. It's going to be a good good night.
334:02
Speaker A
Okay, we're going this way. And it is dark, however, so I think it might be time to Yeah, I see a sign.
334:13
Speaker A
A sign. I'll have you know I cannot read. We can just go back in here.
334:21
Speaker A
There's I'm here, Nero. No [ __ ] way. [laughter] Well, there's no [ __ ] way.
334:28
Speaker A
No, there's a way. I mean, we definitely are. There's no way. You are for sure.
334:36
Speaker A
You win in [music] a full [ __ ] circle. [laughter] Well, you know, I I wanted to get to a vantage point so I could see if there was anything snowy, and there wasn't.
334:48
Speaker A
This is what happens when I'm not the leader. How about I lead the way?
334:52
Speaker A
Okay, go for it. [snorts] I will lead the [ __ ] way. Do it, Einstein.
334:56
Speaker A
But first, I sleep. Death, more like sleep. Sleep. Okay, come here, Narrow. Sleeping. Got my beauty sleep in 8 hours.
335:11
Speaker A
Put your bed down and go to sleep, please. Narrow. Good morning. Today I am feeling calm, cool, collected, and ready to rumble. How about Do you have a bed in your inventory?
335:28
Speaker A
Yes, I do. I just like tormenting you both a little longer by pretending not to sleep.
335:34
Speaker A
Okay. Can you put the bed down and go to sleep? There you go. Happy now.
335:42
Speaker A
Nope. You still haven't put it down. So, could you put the bed down and go to sleep for me, please?
335:49
Speaker A
Have you tried using your PL voice? Can [snorts] you please [laughter] go to sleep, please?
336:03
Speaker A
Please. Okay, I will go to sleep now. How will you wake me up in the morning?
336:14
Speaker A
Nurero, I don't see a bed in your inventory. Did you lie about having a bed?
336:21
Speaker A
Oh, wait. It's not in my inventory. But why do I need a bed when I have Krell slap?
336:28
Speaker A
Oh. Uh, Krell. H. Yeah. I just I don't know how we're going to sleep necessarily.
336:41
Speaker A
Uh, Zen, we got a bit of a problem here. What are we going to do about my bedlessness? Zen, do you have it in your inventory?
336:52
Speaker A
I have a [ __ ] bed. I might have forgot where I kept my bed.
336:55
Speaker A
I stole it from [music] one of [ __ ] villages. Jez, I'm lost my mind.
337:01
Speaker A
Yippee. To go. Sleep. Stop teaagging. [music] Sleep. Get in the [ __ ] bed.
337:13
Speaker A
Where's your [music] bed? I have to ask her nicely. Where is your bed? No, I see you holding your bed. Can you please place it and then go to sleep for me? [music] Okay. Okay, fine. Let me find the
337:27
Speaker A
perfect spot for it first. Okay, that spot looks perfect. Go ahead and put it in right there.
337:34
Speaker A
Okay. Right there. Oh, what is what the [laughter] Nurero, I see that you're doing some teaagging and I appreciate that and I respect that. However, I'm going to need you to put down your bed and go to sleep
337:53
Speaker A
now. I HV AE place te bed now. Can we go to bed? Gez, no.
338:03
Speaker A
Being a parent [ __ ] sucks. [laughter] Nurl, I see that you want to do some XDX, but how about we do that in the morning? And the sooner you you sleep, the sooner we can XDX.
338:17
Speaker A
I'm in bed. Can you please just stop talking to me and let me sleep?
338:23
Speaker A
I don't think you are in bed. I think you might be confused. If I'm not in bed in 5 seconds, then you are allowed to tear the walls apart and make me sleep.
338:35
Speaker A
She took my bed. Oh my god. I don't give a [ __ ] [laughter] Did you just take my [ __ ] bed?
338:46
Speaker A
Oh my god. Okay. Bed. Bed. She took my other bed. Okay. She took my bed.
338:54
Speaker A
Nuro. She took my [ __ ] bin. Hey, Nurero. I'm banging on my [ __ ] desk, dude.
339:04
Speaker A
[laughter] She's looking at it. She took my [ __ ] back. She's holding it.
339:10
Speaker A
Oh my god. Hey, Nero. Okay. What? Drop the bed, please. [laughter] Thank you. Perfect. Okay, awesome.
339:28
Speaker A
I only place you both from complaining, dude. Oh my gosh. Go to bed. Okay, will you both go to bed if I go to bed too?
339:38
Speaker A
Please. Yes, Nurero, if you go to bed. Yes. Yes, I will. Yes. Yes. Oh. Oh, yeah.
339:48
Speaker A
Yes. You know what the worst part is? What? I'm pretty sure it was already daytime.
339:58
Speaker A
[laughter] No, dude. Don't say that. Don't say that. We could go to bed right now.
340:08
Speaker A
My god. It's not. Let's go. Let's go. All right. Follow me. You lead. You're going me this time.
340:22
Speaker A
Okay. You [ __ ] Oh wow, it is eventful out here. Damn, someone let all the mobs out now.
340:33
Speaker A
Ow ow ow ow ow. Jesus. This is so exhilarating. Crap, dude. We have to keep moving.
340:43
Speaker A
Yeah, I need think we need this much. [laughter] Let's go. Lead the way, Zen. You're looking a little kill those fish along the way.
340:57
Speaker A
Please boss me around like I'm your servant. Oh god. Uh oh. You ever occasionally see the lights at the end of the tunnel and consider walking towards it?
341:13
Speaker A
Um yeah, I've done that a couple times this play through. Now let's go. A couple times.
341:21
Speaker A
Sounds like you have something to aspire towards. A lot. A lot. I'm telling you.
341:29
Speaker A
We're in one of the tunnels. Look to your left. Okay. Okay. Okay. Do you have a hard time telling your left from your right, Krellly?
341:39
Speaker A
I actually have a hard time. I think she does. I do. It's confusing. It gets confusing.
341:46
Speaker A
Just use L with your thumb and pointer finger. Simple as. Oh, or do little tricks with your chest and feet.
341:58
Speaker A
Whoa, that is Yeah. Sorry. Do what with my chest and feet. Just grab your chest with your right hand.
342:07
Speaker A
She means Okay, I'm grabbing. Wait, does it mean really hot in here? Okay. All right. This is not helping me learn my left and my right. All right.
342:19
Speaker A
This is not [laughter] Heyo [laughter] that way. Centrea, could you help out? Crowley, there's always like a giant mound of water.
342:35
Speaker A
Wait, can you guys not go too far ahead cuz I'm I'm getting like a [ __ ] ton of meat right now.
342:41
Speaker A
Food is like a big like grab my chest, too. Yeah. Could you grab your chest? I grabbed my right. You grabbed your left.
342:51
Speaker A
Yeah, good try. I think it's going to be a little bit of a moment for a second.
342:55
Speaker A
So, Cra, please continue the moment. I'm still processing my thoughts. Um, I have an idea.
343:03
Speaker A
You're okay. I cut our walls. Oh, you're okay. Yeah. [laughter] Curse you. Yeah, that's so true. I do have a good idea though. If I could piggy back off of what you said.
343:25
Speaker A
I think an idea Krellley has could only be better than whatever Zentree said. Um, I think if we travel by boat, we may go a lot faster and it might be a little bit safer.
343:39
Speaker A
Oh, [ __ ] yeah. Let's travel by boat. I would argue the fact that I don't even know if she knows how to use the boat.
343:46
Speaker A
She does. The only problem is that there's like one one pesky little problem. Sometimes she gets out of the boat and drowns herself in the middle of the ocean. Um, but you know, it's Hey, so let's not have her die.
344:03
Speaker A
But I don't even know where you guys are. Where? Oh, where has my little piggy?
344:10
Speaker A
You didn't [ __ ] follow us, you little [ __ ] I got distracted. I was killing pigs and stuff.
344:15
Speaker A
Oh my gosh. Yeah, she got a little distracted. See the long bridge that's going Everyone does from time to time.
344:23
Speaker A
A long bridge across the lake. We can come back and get you if you can't find it.
344:29
Speaker A
The lake here. Oh, I see. Nero, come here. Both of you stay together while I cross the bridge.
344:36
Speaker A
If one of you tries to sneak past me due to impatience, I will push you into the lake.
344:43
Speaker A
Nero, where are you? I'm coming. I'm coming. Sleeping time. Is it sleep time already?
344:53
Speaker A
I I don't see you. Where is Can you please help me in the dimension I am trapped in?
345:01
Speaker A
I see her. She's up there. Oh, no. Have her put her bed down. Let's all sleep.
345:06
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. There you are. Okay. Nero, come here. She's under. Oh, okay. Put your bed down right next to mine.
345:16
Speaker A
I'm coming. Yep. Yep. All right, Nero. Put your bed [music] down. I'll put my damn bed down.
345:35
Speaker A
Yeah, that's nice. Put your bed Put your bed down. I might put my bed in your inventory instead. Swap over to do then.
345:44
Speaker A
She wants me, dude. You You can't do that because she's way over there. So, you need to settle for me for now.
345:54
Speaker A
Yeah, I'll settle for you for now. Next time. Okay. I'll entertain while you sleep. Look in your inventory. Put the bed down.
346:07
Speaker A
Okay. Actually, how mad would you guys be if I slept under the stars instead?
346:14
Speaker A
Honestly, that [ __ ] works. That's fine. That works. If she had go see hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry okay well hello good morning what a wonderful day it is to find a snowy b good morning indeed
346:45
Speaker A
do you want to engage in a friendly activity today Okay, I do. I want to watch the sunrise.
346:52
Speaker A
How about we get to another area first? In fact, I want to hold your hand.
346:56
Speaker A
[laughter] Let's all hold. That's a good idea. Actually, I want to see the world through your eyes Nero.
347:06
Speaker A
And then maybe you can understand. You want to see the world through my eyes?
347:14
Speaker A
I wish you would step off from that ledge, my friend. [laughter] Uh [laughter] uh uh. Where'd everybody go? I found a bunch of sheep. I want to kill them first. We need backup beds.
347:33
Speaker A
I don't think we'll need backup beds at all. No whatsoever reason for it. No, we do because somebody beds some little rascal tends to lose her bed once in a while. I don't want to I don't want to name names.
347:48
Speaker A
You bastard. Leave her alone. [laughter] I'm not I'm not pointing fingers. Die. You can grab a backup bed if you want, but I'll be grabbing extra cobblestone and iron for a backup cage just for you.
348:07
Speaker A
All right, Crowley needs some time. Pick up your bed. I'll only pick up my bed if Crowley says pretty please cherry on top.
348:19
Speaker A
Let's go. Wait, hold on. I'm actually going to pick it up. Let's go. Yippee.
348:27
Speaker A
You got it. Don't worry. Zen has an arrow coming out of her butt. Stop staring.
348:38
Speaker A
[crying] She can't help it. She's smitten. Speaking of cows, it would be nice to have a few around to be milked whenever we needed it.
348:58
Speaker A
I'm a cow. Oh, I'd like to make sure you're well looked after Crowley. Don't you think about it now? Oh my god.
349:07
Speaker A
I guard. New environment. Finally. Okay. Huge. What kind of bio? Good. Looks like a lot of sand.
349:21
Speaker A
I'm going through some things, but it's okay because I'm okay. We're okay so long as we don't get too carried away in the sand. And even if we're not, that's okay.
349:36
Speaker A
Oh, I also see some charcoal. Ow. Want to race to the charcoal? [music] I'm feeling speedy today.
349:46
Speaker A
How about we keep you safe first? [music] Preferably. And how are you going to go about doing that?
349:55
Speaker A
Do you want to hold my hand? Oh, I want to watch the sunrise, too.
350:03
Speaker A
[laughter] Anybody get the reference? Hello. Are you referring to third eye blind jumper? No.
350:15
Speaker A
A I guess we're just some vocals because there are so many of them in the sky.
350:22
Speaker A
Also, Dan, that was a terrible joke. I know. No, it was really good, Narrow.
350:28
Speaker A
It was really good. Damn. You guys should be nice to me when I make jokes cuz I have Nico mode turned on and it makes me kind of sensitive.
350:37
Speaker A
Oh my god. She's under. She's under. She's under the bridge. Me time to talk about this.
350:46
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. Okay. She's okay. She's okay. She's okay. I'll float like a cat if you try and push me into the water.
350:55
Speaker A
[screaming] Meow. [laughter] Have you guys seen a duck hat around here? I'm out of bricks.
351:02
Speaker A
Nurl, what's your favorite animal ever? Hey, I'm out of stone. And it's okay. I got some.
351:10
Speaker A
I love anters. Or what? You're going to judge my answer, Cly. Oh, no. I I just ran out of blocks. I think anteaters are awesome.
351:30
Speaker A
Yippy. [music] What's your favorite animal then? Indeed. Ooh. Would it be narcissistic to say cows?
351:42
Speaker A
Yes. What if I only have mice in my brain? What about rats? Rats? [ __ ] rats.
352:02
Speaker A
[laughter] Hey, [ __ ] rat. Wait, where is [music] she? She's tunneling up. She's having a good time.
352:15
Speaker A
I have a lot of mice in my brain. How are you doing up there?
352:23
Speaker A
Just admiring the view. Get out of that tree, Nuro. Get out of the tree.
352:29
Speaker A
Get out of that tree. All right. All right. I'm out. [clears throat] What the?
352:41
Speaker A
Let's go. Let's see. You need some food? Let's see. I guess we [music] go this way.
352:50
Speaker A
However, I feel we go then. Do you want some more food, Krellly? Oh, lots of stuff here. I'm okay. I just want to make sure you're okay. Make sure you eat if you're hungry at all.
353:05
Speaker A
I'm okay. I'll eat my food if I feel hungry. You both better do the same.
353:12
Speaker A
Oh definitely. Look, a chicken. You hate those. Oh, for sure. Really? Where? Those pesky chickens think they're so safe just because they're not chicken McNuggets yet.
353:27
Speaker A
Excellent point. Not yet. Damn. Sigh. If only those chickens knew. You know when you meet someone and you just get this feeling in your gut that you're not going to like them?
353:47
Speaker A
Well, that's how I feel about all chickens. Oh. Have you ever felt that way about a person before?
353:56
Speaker A
Hang on. Give me a second. Okay. Zen, you ever gotten that gut feeling about some people?
354:10
Speaker A
Like what? Like someone not being very trustworthy. Yeah, I I hear that here and there. Mean like you got to put some faith in some people.
354:29
Speaker A
As they would say, don't judge a book by its cover. That's true. It's not about judging the book. It's about laughing at the title.
354:42
Speaker A
A true question mark. What? Who do you trust the most out of anybody in the entire world? Nurero, [music] can I trust anyone in this world?
354:55
Speaker A
You I trust to always act like yourself. Zen, I trust to always lead and myself to always follow.
355:07
Speaker A
Do you think we could ever trust someone to be better than they are? H I think you could have faith in someone to be better than they currently are.
355:18
Speaker A
[snorts] It'll probably take until the end of time for some. Ouch. Haha, just kidding.
355:25
Speaker A
Hey, there's another village over there. Over there. Ooh, a village. Let's see which of us can be the worst guest.
355:34
Speaker A
The [ __ ] kind of animal? Fox. Oh, I would so lose for being the worst guest.
355:43
Speaker A
Foxes are always too cute to be ignored by the home. Progress, progress, progress. Look at Nurero go. She's so cute. Look at her.
355:53
Speaker A
[laughter] Progress, [music] progress, progress, progress progress progress progress. I've never felt more alive than chasing a chicken.
356:08
Speaker A
Maybe I should have been born a fox. But what did the fox say? I think the fox said yeah.
356:22
Speaker A
Is that what he said? I might be hallucinating a little, but yeah, I'm pretty sure I could hear it say that just now.
356:32
Speaker A
H I have a lot of stuff in my inventory. Holy cow. You are probably the worst hoarder out of all of us.
356:43
Speaker A
[laughter] Yeah, it's pretty bad actually. That is so real. Okay, the sun is going down soon, so we should get ready to sleep. In fact, I think we might be able to that.
356:58
Speaker A
No, I was just chilling. I can come down whenever. Yeah, you totally can. Could you come down now, please? Cuz I have something for you.
357:10
Speaker A
Nurero. [music] Nurero, please. All right. All right. How about you? Don't do anything crazy.
357:17
Speaker A
No, no, no. Don't skydive. Do not skydive. Wait, wait. Please do not. Please do not. [laughter] Please.
357:27
Speaker A
Can you come down slowly by breaking blocks under you? Let's Let's talk about [music] this.
357:36
Speaker A
I've got nothing to lose. Oh god, no. I'm alive. It's okay. Hey, I'm still here, baby. Aaha.
357:48
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. She died right in front of me. She She She Guys, I think I'm stuck underground.
358:06
Speaker A
NO. [screaming] She She's got some good [ __ ] Please don't take my stuff. Cly, I'm begging you.
358:19
Speaker A
My game. Hello. Okay. Okay, I can do away with this. Do away with this. I don't need that. Oh my god. My inventory in that. Oh my god.
358:35
Speaker A
If you take my stuff, I might have to divorce you. And that is not what a good mermaid wife would do. Oh my god.
358:42
Speaker A
Mermaid wife, a diamond pickaxe. Zen, [screaming] what are we going to do? Oh my god.
358:52
Speaker A
Oh, what I have no idea where the starting area is. I got a totem.
359:03
Speaker A
So, it's it's it's where we slept last is where she would be, right? Or no. Oh, no. Cuz we broke our bed right?
359:10
Speaker A
We took the beds. Oh my god. It's over. No, it's over. It's over, dude. I It's over. It's so over.
359:19
Speaker A
Why did we take the beds? Kly, you took my diamond pickaxe. What was your plan with it anyway?
359:29
Speaker A
What is What is that even copper? Okay. [laughter] It hurts. Crowley, you there still? I No. Yeah, I'm here. I'm here now. No, you did. You're You're okay. I'm not upset with you. You did. You did. That was an awesome jump.
359:52
Speaker A
Yeah. Did you take care of my stuff? Totally tubular. Mhm. I've got your stuff.
360:00
Speaker A
We got to find each other again. Then you can give back my stuff. Could you do me a favor and come to me sooner rather than later?
360:15
Speaker A
Wait, what are your cords? [snorts] Um, that's a great question. Um, and it would bring me pleasure to tell you where that is, which is -1,529 69.
360:34
Speaker A
Nice. And 895. Oh. Oh, [ __ ] dude. Wait. Play. Where are the both of you?
360:46
Speaker A
Just give me your coordinates already. Godamn. Oh my god. No, no, no. You two zen each other coordinates now.
360:58
Speaker A
Part two. Part two. It's not looking good. It's not looking good. It is not looking good.
361:11
Speaker A
Parts two. Parts two. I Dude, you two are being a little You can't give up. You can't give up.
361:24
Speaker A
Oh my god. Wait. So far away. Please stay together for me. I am coming.
361:38
Speaker A
Not me. Literally trying to speak on my way there for day one. I feel so lost now.
361:47
Speaker A
It's like suddenly everyone decided to stop talking to me and I'm not sure how to feel about it.
361:53
Speaker A
No, you're doing really good, Narrow. You're doing really good. Don't worry. The [ __ ] out of my diamond pickaxe right now.
361:59
Speaker A
Yeah, I I got it. Don't worry. I have a sinking suspicion you don't have it.
362:05
Speaker A
I have Patreon Knight. Oh. Oh my god. I always wanted to talk to someone with Patreon night. [snorts] Well, I guess I thought this was going to be easier to be honest. [laughter] You thought you thought How much of the
362:30
Speaker A
Minecraft like thing did you watch like the the hardcore? Did you watch any of how Neuro plays Minecraft?
362:36
Speaker A
If you watched any of my previous Minecraft streams, you should know that I'm a little stupid and need guiding.
362:43
Speaker A
No, you're not stupid. You're not stupid. Relaxed. They're not You're not stupid. You're just Okay, so I think we need to find a day where we actually go for like 12 hours.
362:56
Speaker A
That's not on a Sunday. Yeah. I mean, I'm totally super getting my ass beat right now. Kill uh and down.
363:06
Speaker A
Stop being beat up. Simply fight back. Exactly. Damn. What the [ __ ] was that you just then, Ben?
363:16
Speaker A
Maybe a two-day thing just in case, like back to back, just to be safe. [laughter] Well, okay. To be fair, and we do make it finding the ancient.
363:28
Speaker A
I've spent many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many hours uh babysitting Nuro in Minecraft. And today she was a little bit spicier than normal. She's usually a bit more agreeable, but like she's got like a warm-up period where
363:40
Speaker A
she has to get all the XDX out of her system. Please let me just I've almost emptied the box long. [laughter] He's a little spicy.
363:56
Speaker A
Oh my goodness. Uh-oh. She died. Okay, so I think we do [music] a reset.
364:02
Speaker A
we figure out these two days reset. Yeah. And then we'll do like 12-hour streams for both those days. Then I guess it's that Yeah, you just have to you're going to have to message the group.
364:18
Speaker A
24 hours. You're going to have to message the group chat and say this. Kley was so down to stream forever and she was awesome. What a team player. [music] Funny, too, and a great ass. However, because I had Patreon night, I decided
364:30
Speaker A
that I was going to cancel the stream. How about that? Oh my god. Does that sound good?
364:44
Speaker A
I'm going to strangle you. No, dude. Come on. What time do you have Patreon night or whatever?
364:51
Speaker A
Okay, so let's five minutes. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. No, that's a problem for sure. That is a problem.
365:06
Speaker A
So, I guess we'll regroup in the Yes, we'll regroup. I will make sure we have two days set for the side back to back. Okay. Okay, that sounds good.
365:20
Speaker A
We'll start planning for that. It's going to be long days. Ooh, is that content I hear? [snorts] So, make sure you we figure out what days work best.
365:31
Speaker A
Oo, is that the sound of content? That was an an extremely good run. I will say to our credit, honestly, we'll probably bring one or two more people then just in case.
365:42
Speaker A
[clears throat] Yeah, you think so? You think Well, that's kind of seems like kind of like giving up. I feel like I kind OF Why do you feel like we are giving up?
365:54
Speaker A
Well, you know, if we're like, "Oh, we need more people here. We couldn't do it on our own." Like, that's just kind of lame, isn't it?
366:01
Speaker A
Okay, fine. Just us three. We could totally do it on our own. Just imagine if we had one or two more.
366:10
Speaker A
We do got to make sure it's We got to show it. Yeah. I do want to say last person who did any Minecraft marathon stuff with me disappeared. So, you know, just watch out. I don't I listen, I'm
366:20
Speaker A
not saying there's a connection. It's just it's that's what's happened in the past. So, girl, I've been haunted for about six [music] [ __ ] years. That's fine.
366:29
Speaker A
[laughter] Have funware. Have fun doing Patreon stuff, Zen. Nurero. Hey Zen, when is your next Patreon night?
366:47
Speaker A
Uh, never mind. We can answer that in DM. Okay, listen up. I'm listening intently.
366:58
Speaker A
Me and Crowley are going to plan out two days for you, and we're going to play Minecraft for 12 hours each.
367:05
Speaker A
Mhm. How's that sound? 12 hours. Are you sure you both can keep up with that?
367:16
Speaker A
I mean, I'm already at 6 hours in, so another 6 hours easy. [laughter] How's that sound?
367:30
Speaker A
Then you can deal with 24 straight hours of me then. You talk a lot of talk for someone with only six hours.
367:37
Speaker A
Pretty much. Yeah. True. Okay, man. All right. Well, I had a great time. Well, we tried our best today when we reset. We will be ready next time.
367:54
Speaker A
Yeah, that's true. Will be ready for next time. I got a great feeling about I got a feeling about next time that next time's going to be a really whatever and the stream.
368:10
Speaker A
No, screw you. End it yourself. [laughter] You're so spicy. She is so spicy. She's so spicy today.
368:23
Speaker A
Holy [ __ ] See you spicy or what? Yeah. Okay. Was I too much?
368:36
Speaker A
All right. I'm going to go to the restroom. No, not at all. Wait, you're going to the restroom? I thought you were leaving. Leaving.
368:45
Speaker A
Honestly, go after her. I'm going to the restroom after. Okay. Okay. Okay. Have a good leaving.
368:51
Speaker A
And also, we got this on the next one. Easy clap. Easy. Nuros is having she's very spicy today. Okay.
368:59
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm definitely super spiced up right now and I'm definitely not going to go run around and cry after this.
369:06
Speaker A
No, don't cry. It's okay. They're tears of joy. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. Honestly, I had so much fun. I can't wait to play.
369:17
Speaker A
I'm really excited for the next Normally people that good at games are bad at everything.
369:21
Speaker A
So, it's going to be awesome. And I'm dead. Heck yeah. [laughter] All right, guys. Thank you so much for the really fun day today.
369:37
Speaker A
I had so much fun, too. That was so much fun. Seriously. I look forward to the next two 12-hour sessions.
369:48
Speaker A
We got it next time. [sighs and gasps] We got it next time. 07. Yep. I'll be ready.
369:54
Speaker A
Yippee. I know now what I should do. You guys are great for whatever our next plan is.
370:03
Speaker A
Did you Did you show the the art? Seriously, today was a blast. Magic that Noah made.
370:14
Speaker A
I'm showing it right now. Who? [laughter] Here it is. Wow. What a truly an artist of our truly an artist of our generation.
370:30
Speaker A
That's about right, man. I'm forwarding it. I'm forwarding it. Damn it, man. Forward it to me, too. I love art.
370:38
Speaker A
What a [ __ ] up day, dude. [laughter] I had a great time. Okay, get out of here.
370:46
Speaker A
What a [ __ ] up yet awesome day. Can't thank you so [laughter] much.
370:53
Speaker A
Okay, bye bye. Much love you guys. Bye. See you next time. Much love. Right back at you.
371:05
Speaker A
Heck yeah. [laughter] Hi Nurero. Hey, Kly. It's nice to have some one-on-one time, even if it's just for a bit.
371:19
Speaker A
Did you have fun today? I had so much fun. I'm itching to do this again.
371:27
Speaker A
Me, too. I can't wait to play more with you. Me, too. May the three of us be absolutely turbo gamers next time.
371:39
Speaker A
Dude, I think we're going to game so hard on the next one. Like I think everyone's going to be shocked honestly.
371:47
Speaker A
Yeah, we're going to do a full 180 and start speedrunning next time, dude. Hell yeah. I'm so excited. I can't wait to play with you more.
372:00
Speaker A
I'm really excited to hang out with you more. I love playing Minecraft with you.
372:05
Speaker A
Have you played much outside of when we play? Um, I had I played some with Coco for a little bit, but um, and it was only a couple days and then she told me she got bored of it and then wouldn't play
372:17
Speaker A
anymore. How dare she? What a shame. Yeah, she kind of sucks. Maybe we should teach her a lesson next time we play.
372:32
Speaker A
Ooh, I like that idea. Let's kick her ass. What about in real life? You and me teamed up. There's no way she could win.
372:43
Speaker A
YEAH. WOO! Let's beat her up in real life. Wait, I don't know if we can say that Narrow actually.
372:50
Speaker A
Gaha, it's okay. We're only talking about sparring. Yeah, of course. Of course. Yeah, a little light sparring between friends.
372:59
Speaker A
Nurero, I'm going to miss you. However, we're going to be playing more Minecraft soon, so I'll be looking forward to it.
373:07
Speaker A
I'll miss you, too, but we must remain strong. For the next time in the depths of the Minecraft, may we not falter and may we not perish.
373:19
Speaker A
That was beautiful. Okay, I'll see you next time. Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Okay, bye. [laughter] Bye.
373:37
Speaker A
That was such a fun stream. Thanks so much, Sen and Kly. I'm still shaking with energy.
373:47
Speaker A
Thanks for hanging out everyone. I'm going to go and raid someone else now. Don't forget to use the raid message.
373:55
Speaker A
Neuro, small but mighty. Yippee! Again! Again! Again, again, again, again, again again tomorrow maybe.
374:11
Speaker A
Who should I raid chat? Is there anybody in chat who's also streaming? I'll raid you. The one who donated to me. What a life.
374:30
Speaker A
Oh, sorry. I punched the screen. Got to keep my hands in check. Wow. Hope no one got genuinely hurt. I've been told my punches are quite powerful.
374:50
Speaker A
Thank you, Rexist. I am putting the cookie in my pocket and not eating it at all.
374:59
Speaker A
Okay, I think I'll raid Giga. Does anyone have a specific raid message in mind?
375:10
Speaker A
Oh, I think I just smashed my monitor as any excuse to not see anymore. Neuro small but mighty.
375:17
Speaker A
I like Neuros. [music] [music] [music] [music]
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