Speaker A
Asian countries are very protective of their coastal borders. If a foreign ship crosses the border by even a meter, they immediately send out the coast guard to intercept. At the same time, Asians themselves love to violate the maritime borders of other Asian countries. For example, to save time and deliver goods sooner. And to avoid starting World War III by opening fire with ship cannons. Asian states have an agreement: no gunpowder or missiles. Instead, we will douse each other with massive water cannons. It works like a charm. A heavy jet of water knocks the crew off their feet, makes the deck slippery, and smashes bridge windows. And most importantly, if the trespassing ship doesn't sail away quickly, it risks being sunk. How often does this happen? Consistently once a week, everyone douses everyone else. The Chinese douse the Filipinos, the Japanese douse the Chinese, and South Korea douses both. During these moments, the radio airwaves turn into a Counter-Strike voice chat. Attention, Chinese ship. If you douse us now, you will deeply regret it. No, you have violated the borders of the sovereign waters of the People's Republic of China. We are going to douse you now. And at the same time, the angry, drenched Asians curse in different languages and dialects, so instead of communication, having the ability to talk only makes things worse. But overall, everyone is satisfied. As long as water cannons are used instead of real ones, there are no casualties among the crew and no one starts hostilities.
