Tell 'Em Steve-Dave! 161 Scooter Dude 4-Eva

Tell 'Em Steve-Dave! episode 161 features humorous storytelling, event promotions, and fan interactions with hosts discussing recent shows and merchandise.

Key Takeaways

The hosts maintain a strong connection with their fanbase through live events and merchandise.
Humor and storytelling are central to the podcast’s appeal.
There are ongoing challenges with managing merchandise authenticity and fan expectations.
The podcast integrates promotional content seamlessly with entertainment.
Social media and fan interactions play a significant role in the show’s community engagement.

What the video covers

Hosts Kevin Smith and Jen Schwalbach promote their sold-out London show and exclusive merchandise.
The episode includes announcements of upcoming live shows and appearances across various cities.
Hosts discuss humorous incidents including a fan’s Rick Roll prank and confusion around event dates.
Merchandise issues such as counterfeit TSD shirts and fan reactions are addressed.
The hosts reflect on past events like Pod Wars and share stories about their experiences and fans.
There is playful banter about rapping attempts and social media interactions involving the hosts.
The episode features a mix of comedy, personal anecdotes, and promotional content.
Hosts mention the challenges of running the show and managing advertisements.
Discussions include references to other media projects like animated tours and comic book promotions.
The episode ends with reflections on fan support and future plans for live shows and podcasts.

Chapters

What is the main focus of this Tell 'Em Steve-Dave! episode?

The episode focuses on humorous storytelling, promoting live shows and merchandise, and sharing fan interactions and personal anecdotes.

Are there any upcoming events or shows mentioned in the episode?

Yes, the hosts announce several upcoming live shows and appearances in cities like Los Angeles, Richmond, Charlotte, and Montreal.

How do the hosts handle merchandise issues discussed in the episode?

They address problems like counterfeit TSD shirts and fan complaints, emphasizing the importance of supporting official merchandise and maintaining goodwill with fans.

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Kevin Smith and his wife Jen Schwalbach have traveled the globe, selling out theaters left and right. The Secret Stash now proudly presents One Sold-Out Night in London, available on vinyl, as in that thing you put on a turntable, plus one.

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Mica crank up some goddamn funny storytelling recounting the night that one of smod CO's royal family ODed on weed pickup plus one America in regular or limited autographed editions available to exclusively on jayandsilentbob.com here are the latest dates to catch a

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Mica, crank up some goddamn funny storytelling, recounting the night that one of SMOD CO's royal family ODed on weed. Pickup plus one America in regular or limited autographed editions, available exclusively on jayandsilentbob.com. Here are the latest dates to catch a

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skewer the celebs with HBO at the Hollywood improv The Groovy movie makes a return engagement to La at the new Beverly on July 27th and and looking ahead to August the animated tour makes a pit stop in Richmond on August 24th

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live SMCO show, courtesy of cod.com. July 19th, HBO Gets Geeky at the House of Blues in San Diego during Comic-Con. The super groovy cartoon movie invades Louisville, Kentucky on July 24th, Austin on the 25th, and on the 26th Kevin Ralph

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show of hands who here knows what AIDS looks like come on kids don't be [Music] shy he wasn't immediately started calling her a come no I didn't call her come you called her C you didn't call her C you called her a

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skewers the celebs with HBO at the Hollywood Improv. The Groovy movie makes a return engagement to LA at the New Beverly on July 27th, and looking ahead to August, the animated tour makes a pit stop in Richmond on August 24th

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there one week and then uh oh Walt and I did it Walt no we didn't no you guys were going then you did out too that oh Saturday night right what what do you mean you Saturday night you said

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and Charlotte, North Carolina on August 25th, and on September 14th, The Groovy cartoon movie invades Montreal ComicCon. Remember, ticket links to all of these dates can be found at cod.com. [Music] Come here, can I have a finger? You [Music]

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say about about ad two ads two spots that's too many yeah well people get ready CU there's going to be a lot of spots today [ __ ] yeah a lot of spots and I have to promote my [ __ ] so right away we're looking at a half hours

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show of hands, who here knows what AIDS looks like? Come on, kids, don't be [Music] shy. He wasn't immediately started calling her a come. No, I didn't call her come. You called her C. You didn't call her C. You called her a

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for trying to counterfeit our merchandise magic marker TSD on your shirts that would be okay well all the Goodwill we built up you guys went peed all over it man it's like that guy from Metallica trying to crush crush the

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Puerto Rican. [Music] Come tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell 'Em Steve-Dave. We've got a full house. It's been some time. Some time. Q? Mhm. I wasn't here. Yeah. Then Walt wasn't here. Then you weren't here. Wait, really? No, I was in

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listen to last week's episode yet but I heard there's Rick Rolling involved somehow there's Rick Rolling involved and there's complete confusion on Walter's part I swear to God Dean sent me I said it on the show but Dean sent

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there one week and then, uh, oh, Walt and I did it. Walt? No, we didn't. No, you guys were going. Then you did out too. That, oh, Saturday night, right? What? What do you mean you Saturday night? You said

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Ming just dancing to Never Going To Give You Up do I don't know we don't have this anymore it's on YouTube I think just like TSD t-shirts Sheldon sheep from YouTube is now not the least popular [Laughter] video wow we're back already boys oh what reminds me I have to um

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you. Well, that none of that matters. Here, here we are. Here we are. Um, I'd like to do an ad. Um, what the [ __ ]? Oh, you're going to start off with an ad? Ready? No, I'm just kidding. No, 'cause some [ __ ] douche the other day had something to

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have slipped through the cracks I apologize what's that I apologize I mean uh I mean I was one man run uh getting together in Olympics you know the real Olympics got committees I got one guy doing it me it's you right yeah know I'm

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say about, about ad. Two ads? Two spots? That's too many. Yeah, well, people get ready, CU. There's going to be a lot of spots today. [ __ ] yeah, a lot of spots, and I have to promote my [ __ ], so right away we're looking at a half hour's

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now then yep well what's going on I don't know the I don't know okay we're over to uh well go ahead finish his blurb this is this is again he's not getting his proper blurb yeah halfway through forget talking about him I don't

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people have turned it off. I mean, you think, but all of goodwill we built up after Pod Wars, but then you guys went and trashed it. I heard by going immediately the next week after that I go on a cruise and you start attacking the fans for, uh, for

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I'm away this would have never happened if you had been here I'm I'm I expect this from me I'm shocked that chief that he joined in and then they get that that's that's my buddy Mark he's actually um he was actually on comic

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for trying to counterfeit our merchandise. Magic Marker TSD on your shirts? That would be okay. Well, all the goodwill we built up, you guys went peed all over it, man. It's like that guy from Metallica trying to crush, crush the

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don't so just don't do it give it up to the pros me and mik out got to go get some hoes let's go I sell Comics yo now apparently somebody after Pod Wars was like I love rapping and so much so that there's no way I can never do it again

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little man, take money from my pockets. Yeah, it would. I actually, I, uh, everything was softened and I didn't care nearly as much once I saw Megan Mike's hilarious Rick Roll. Um, I haven't seen this. I didn't get a chance to

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I agree with them I I did beat Bri I could be a rapper I'm honestly concerned let me start my career with this [ __ ] idiotic Rick assly [ __ ] [ __ ] and how about this guy he's uh Ming Chan who who gets paid the exact

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listen to last week's episode yet, but I heard there's Rick Rolling involved somehow. There's Rick Rolling involved, and there's complete confusion on Walter's part. I swear to God, Dean sent me, I said it on the show, but Dean sent

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some hot girl and put it on Instagram he I think he went by himself I don't know I have no idea do you know his Instagram account hold on I have it right here okay we'll look it up we can track him could you imagine though doing just did

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me a link to this thing with no explanation. Do you want to see something funny? And I said, my response back to him, I go, I think there's a gas leak at the stash because it just opens up at Mike and

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and I think it's now at all costs Maybe will mention me in his rap we have to we have to have an intervention with mik cuz he's what's the intervention though I don't know I don't know I don't know what it is

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Ming just dancing to Never Gonna Give You Up. Do I, don't know. We don't have this anymore. It's on YouTube, I think, just like TSD t-shirts. Sheldon Sheep from YouTube is now not the least popular. [Laughter] Video. Wow, we're back already, boys. Oh, what reminds me, I have to, um,

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it's going to be hilarious uh for the people that are complaining about Steve D merchandise we're going to Rick Roll him um can I ask you this okay who's the coolest guy like who's the coolest guy you know not like friends but like from

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soften the, uh, the [ __ ] sharp [ __ ] pains of not being mentioned during Pod Wars for TSD quotes. Who has a, um, a photography business, I guess? How did you, how, what happened? Is he slipped through the cracks? I missed him. I think he may

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you [ __ ] know oh somebody I know yeah well I thought you said George Clooney you know now well you know me and Mike are famous his daughter's there so it was a family event at least no I don't think so no no no cuz he told me that he

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have slipped through the cracks. I apologize. What's that? I apologize. I mean, uh, I mean, I was one man running, uh, getting together in Olympics. You know, the real Olympics got committees. I got one guy doing it, me. It's you, right? Yeah, no. I'm

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windorf when he walks around would you ever see I I see anything that Ming and Mike do in terms of like doing this kind of stuff should div it the windorf test be like would Dave do this would windorf do this right right that's what I

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trying to, I'm trying to work here full-time, trying to work on a comic, trying to podcast, trying to play Olympics, import some photographer didn't get his, didn't get his blur blurb right. He didn't get it. Sucked. So he's, uh, he's all worked up about it. All right, we'll give it to him

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Sean uh I thought it used to be what would Sunday Jeff do but in terms of cool stuff well come on I you know I love Sunday Jeff but right he's nobody yeah he yeah he's not the guy that like when you when you think cool

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now then. Yep. Well, what's going on? I don't know. The, I don't know. Okay, we're over to, uh, well, go ahead, finish his blurb. This is, this is again, he's not getting his proper blurb. Yeah, halfway through, forget talking about him. I don't

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spend them like in the game and you get like obscure little characters and [ __ ] like that that motherfucker's got every every would you if you had to put a guesstimation on what he spent on this game hundred definitely hundreds oh

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know the name of his business, so I just asked him. We'll, um, we'll find it later on. You don't even know the name of it? No, I don't. Where were you when they were doing this? I was on my cruise. This is what goes on at the stash when I'm, when

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though he jumps in till he toys and the models and he doesn't stop till he's into it for thousands of and not something physical that he has to store in his house it's virtual yeah want to see his town so his wife doesn't see

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I'm away. This would have never happened if you had been here. I'm, I'm, I expect this from me. I'm shocked that Chief, that he joined in. And then they get that, that's, that's my buddy Mark. He's actually, um, he was actually on Comic

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to be friends with Sunday Jeff and simp St out you take it is Dave windorf on this tap thing Sunday je how many characters of donuts as Dave bought maybe all turned around but you know what Sunday Jeff Sunday Jeff is

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Bookman. Okay. And, um, what the [ __ ] F? Like, is there your t-shirts all suck? What makes you think old FR give [ __ ]? And if it sounds like he's crying in a wi, screw that [ __ ] PHG design. So

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Steve da quotes guy's business name because I forgot it um okay let's see okay so you had the [ __ ] annoying guy with the ads and I told him I said hey if you want to pay for everyone to download the show every single week you

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don't, so just don't do it. Give it up to the pros. Me and Mik out. Got to go get some hoes. Let's go. I sell comics, yo. Now apparently somebody after Pod Wars was like, I love rapping and so much so that there's no way I can never do it again

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now that you know but like it's like every episode we do cost me about $40 yeah to do the tolls gas tolls it doesn't matter time he doesn't want to sit through ads Q oh yeah and I have something for you at the end of the day

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and want it so desperately to do it again, I have to do it again within the [Laughter] week. It's so delusional that he was like, well, people told me I was good, people liked it. Yeah, I could be a rapper.

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but somebody sent it a t-shirt or something like that let me find TSD quotes is going to take your picture for free a budo one maybe I've arrived it just say like sample across Q's face you can purchase the the highres official

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I agree with them. I, I did beat Bri. I could be a rapper. I'm honestly concerned. Let me start my career with this [ __ ] idiotic Rick Astley [ __ ] [ __ ]. And how about this guy? He's, uh, Ming Chan, who gets paid the exact

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out um Hardcore Pawn Chicago um this not yeah I I didn't really think I need to figure it out I figured out the the real one in Detroit the original sure Hardcore Pawn show does probably great numbers yeah and

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same amount that we got paid, right? Right. Last two days takes off half the day, half day, more than half the day, two days in a row to go see some Home Run Derby. First he went to a Home Run Derby, and then he went to was

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guys are the best well these are the two that have the they they do have I met them actually they came to our show in Chicago uh the two brothers are characters and the daughter's kind of hot so it's like they're like well now

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some hot girl and put it on Instagram. He, I think he went by himself. I don't know. I have no idea. Do you know his Instagram account? Hold on, I have it right here. Okay, we'll look it up. We can track him. Could you imagine though doing just did

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because cuz then they'll be like oh we'll show you quality control [ __ ] so no I don't want to say that um but uh you're not a fan of Chicago no no no just because it's on TV like I turn like I turn on the TV

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how did he convince Mike to do that, to dance like that? I, I feel, I don't want to insult Mike because I like Mike. Okay, but you got to speak from the heart, but something's going on. He's got a taste of the fame and the attention,

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silly negotiate yay nay see you later oh my God we're Chicago Hardcore Pawn um I as as much as Q wants to defend them I feel like I defending I haven't defended anybody their um their their chemistry is a little weak I

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and I think it's now at all costs. Maybe we'll mention me in his rap. We have to, we have to have an intervention with Mik, 'cause he's... What's the intervention though? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what it is,

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[ __ ] 4,000 episodes you guys still act as if you don't know each other they um Les Gold I'm told as a character and a half like a bit of a [ __ ] charlatan a little pain in the ass Les Gold he's the Detroit guy yeah

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because, you know, Ming [ __ ] loves it more than anything, so he's a bad influence on Mike, and you're a good influence on him, on Mike. Yeah. Um, yeah, I'd say so. But yeah, I mean, like, I come to you and I'm like, hey man, I got a great idea.

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the other day you [ __ ] on lizardlick that's [ __ ] but we can't cuz we quick looked up the ratings and it was like dwarfed yeah yeah uh I think it's the three top shows are Hardcore Pawn Lizard Lick and then us so we

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It's going to be hilarious. Uh, for the people that are complaining about Steve D merchandise, we're going to Rick Roll him. Um, can I ask you this? Okay, who's the coolest guy? Like, who's the coolest guy you know? Not like friends, but like from

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likes to do like you know after all the hard days of of at work and then you come home you put the news on it's not it's usually not good news you just want to just put something on that you don't really have to think about you just be

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afar, you're like, you know what, that dude's cool. That dude definitely oozes or, um, you know, cool emits from him. Um, I, I always thought like Clooney would probably be a pretty cool guy in real life. No, no, no, somebody

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depressing that's that's every that's that's 99% of America's Life man God my life that's not your life sure it is you do podcast you doing a TV show well I'm not saying it's bad though I me to me that's like what more can you ask you go

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you [ __ ] know. Oh, somebody I know. Yeah. Well, I thought you said George Clooney. You know, now, well, you know, me and Mike are famous. His daughter's there, so it was a family event at least. No, I don't think so. No, no, no, 'cause he told me that he

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come home you watch the news it's always not great news so you know you turn you flip the channel you sit there and you watch it with your wife you turn it off you kiss her you go to you go turn over go to sleep start the day all over again

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and Allar FanFest, his wife and kids went to Wildwood. No, I don't know. Oh, no, you're right. There's two different things. The Home Run Derby he went to by himself. FanFest he went to. Wow. Well, w

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fun went on a cruise you went on a Cru we hav got to talk about it yet no we haven't where'd you go on a cruise too Bermuda you ever been Bermuda Pink Sands it's crazy man the the roads and the scooters it's like you got to be you got

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to have a daredevil in you to show drive around there not if you're not on a tour bus did you ride a scooter no no well that's Bermuda is where uh the infamous scooter dude what that was Bermuda Bermuda oh no scooter dude took his

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[Laughter] ride Rolph with my fiance me and you laughing about it oh God oh Scoot a dude it'll never happen to me he'll never [ __ ] get her never she loves me she me what was that oh you're so much better for it man but wow what a [ __ ] Angry Young Man

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like couple months I had to [ __ ] nurse nurse a que back to [ __ ] a state of stable mental health story people won't know what you're referencing right uh no I've told the story a couple definitely a live show

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they told it the live show yeah yeah where somebody on a SCH was there a Bermudian well no no that's what a Bermudian sounds like you look unsatisfied girl up on my scooter uh I feel positive we had to

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have told it this I know we definitely talked about it very briefly at the uh Ohio can you tell a condensed version people know or you don't want no I don't want I don't want tell the story but I just feel [ __ ] it we'll tell it again

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he's like I used to watch Pawn Stars and kiss her go to bed do the same thing the next day the best life ever a young 24y old me real condensed version real it actually is really great like it's it's

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I mean I mean when it's all over I mean oh what what did what did she she doing I mean she's just happily married with three kids in a nice house couple of cars some pensions she she definitely lost what a jerk

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but is what she said or she said to you and I remember you called me immediately after it happened what was that when uh she I guess she went out dancing with her friends you yeah what happened was what happened was

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I was I was engaged very young how old how old were you when you I was like 24 how old were you how long were you recording this well I was with her since I was 18 so six years my high school sweetheart yeah was going to be special

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and uh we were different this this is definitely I think the um this is the like this is the bat flying or this is the Bruce Wayne seeing his parents murder it said off a lot this is what this is what this is what spawn the

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queue that we all hear you know figuring anything that walks this is the monster she created yeah um it was uh anything that walks come here can I have a finger you oh the um the uh so you know I I've i' I've

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struggled with of of course uh you know various levels of depression over the course of my life and and I had hit like a major one at that point and um what would be what prior to the wedding six months this all went down this night I'm

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about to tell you about was 6 months before the wedding and you were in you were in the throws of deep depression Beyond throws and and you didn't know what it was uh it I Wasing was it like you don't know

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it was in retrospect it was yeah and a lot of it was your job y hated his job was his job at the point I was selling signs for a um yeah exactly for for like a I would mean that it was like you know the office they

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sell paper same job but I sold signs and I didn't have wacky endearing office mates at all you had to hit the you had to hit the pavement to sell these signs no it was it worse really cuz you were in an all cubicle making phone calls to

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people who didn't want your phone call hello sir are you in need of safety signage oh it was safety signs yeah it was safety signs it was like have you cracked your skull open inadvertently so I would call like I would call like um you know like um uh

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pipeline companies uh you know you need to put a certain amount of signage out so people don't dig it up I would try and sell to them uh telephone companies like those numbers on the polls uh construction companies you know wear

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your hard hat how and how how beaten down were you when you're calling these people like I mean words did you have the attitude that you should have had to be doing this job or were you or were you do it doing as as I

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may imagine I was Johnson esque in my approach to the job so um and the guy who [ __ ] ran the company was a total [ __ ] crazy person and he was like he had he installed the program on a computer that every time we made a

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phone call we had to log into the computer and put in who I had called what was the outcome of the conversation and if you didn't have enough phone calls he would call you in his office and yell at you if you had too yell if

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you had too many he would call you in the office and say that you were lying and faking the phone calls so you had to find a sweet spot in the day and all like I mean I if I called 50 people in a day two want to would even

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get past the [ __ ] like the phas and how much could you make a week selling these signs depends like I you know it depends on how like there are people in the company who made a lot who supported families on it cuz they gave a [ __ ] but

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that's like it seems to shouldn't you shouldn't these businesses already have these signs do they need some [ __ ] schlub on the other on a on a800 line telling them that like they need these signs to work I will say are your signs

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wearing out sir the signs that were made that that this company made it was called Tech products the sign that they made um were re were [ __ ] the guy who had made the signs patented the way the signs were made and they would they will

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last forever they'll be here with the Cockroaches when the world ends right unless it's like a fluorescent Arrow saying don't put your hand under this saw I mean how is it really going to no it wasn't like I said like jet fuel pop

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pipelines and stuff like that or put him in the position of now defending no no no not at all not at all I just I've always said this about the place they made [ __ ] up like those those telephone poll numbers they they'll last

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like I can't believe I remember this but the aluminum ones will last like seven years these ones I'm telling how proud he was of his no no I wasn't I was other companies you know three four years at best but I remember we were in Key West

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and just like you like we saw it's like a silver band like an aluminum band with numbers on it and you'd be like that's Tech products it was called right that's Tech products sign yeah no no no Pride or anything no joy or was [ __ ] up all

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right so you're selling these signs so I'm selling these [ __ ] signs and I'm engaged and I don't want to be engaged uh you know but you you haven't admitted it to yourself that you don't want to be engaged uh maybe not admitted it to

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me it's you know it's I I have philosophies and stuff like that and getting married but you know you with someone for a long amount of time and you know you just it's expected and I was too young to know better and [ __ ]

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like that and and she was great like I'm not putting her down at all um but it was [ __ ] [ __ ] and every day the wedding approached I was like like I'm [ __ ] up she like and is she resenting the fact that you're like that you're

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you're you're you're grumpy you're [ __ ] you're you're you're not the happy dwarf you should be you're Gumpy what's those what's those things you know well she she was 6'1 so I guess I in in stature I met like dopy the

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dwarf happy and grouchy Q she had her picking seven dwar and she picked the one who made grumpy look [Laughter] chill so I'm like but it we got to the point where it's like I'm I'm suicidal and I'm like really it's like I I mean Bri will tell you I was like it was

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pretty bad it was like I don't even want to live like I can't I don't want to face this future that I'm facing and I don't know how to get out of it cuz I'm not I don't have the tools or the experience to know I could just walk

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away from something that's not making me happy um so but I was like oh man so I I was like I got to do I got to do something plus you had like an engagement party and it's like like like you say once

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that balls rolling and people have expectations very family yeah wedding invitations are out we're 6 months away from the [ __ ] wedding so I'm actually all right so so we went on separate vacations I went to right away right n

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not really it wasn't I mean it is I guess because but I mean like I mean even who does that though who goes on separate vacation no what happened was is her friends that she grew up with their family go every year on this

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cruise and she she went she went with them most years so she went with them on that year and I was like well [ __ ] it you're going out of town I'm going to go to Key West with Brian so we go to Key West and we had a good time and I'm not

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known for my cheating right you you could attest to that um and so I didn't do anything anything um but and I didn't really speak to her for a week and then at the end of the is that not strange every day she she on a cruise okay that

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makes sense Mike couldn't get a hold of me either yeah and this was before cell phones really and [ __ ] like that Mike was wondering I was like he better not be scooting around with some other comic book store

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owner so we're driving up the keys on our way back to back to the airport right like when the trip was over and finally I i' got her on the phone and I could just tell really you knew it right away did I not know it right away got

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back in the car and I was like I said I don't think she cheated on me I was like but something she's got something to admit to me I could tell how could you be that perceptive uh you know I just he was it immediately started calling her a

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CRA no I didn't call her C you called her a c you didn't call her [ __ ] you called her Puerto Rican company well you didn't stop me so we laughed and laughed because then it be like she was on vacation and there

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was some Puerto Rican guy there and and then that was it she [ __ ] no no this was his this was Brian's story you're helping him I see yeah yeah I'm talking him down what a friend um and like and he was delighting in the fact that she

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cheated on me [ __ ] this guy and he pumped twice and then came do you remember any this was like he was like he didn't make her come he just used her fed away she's a come rag so that's how my friend's handling it but I wasn't worried because I was

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like I knew she wouldn't cheat because like you know uh and you're you're still in Key West then when you talk to her yeah but all we're on the way home like we're driving up the keys I found the pay phone or whatever two can play at

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that game started sucking a [ __ ] right away so I get home and it comes out that she how quickly very quickly it was right away there was no there was nothing wrong like she was she was like look she's like I just want you to know

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that um my friend's cousin came on this cruise and you know what I mean and everybody was there you know we you know I just hung out with them and you know when everybody ran around the scooters and this is where the scooter dude part

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comes in she was like I would just ride on the scooter with him and um that was it and she said that was it and whatever it's like I I I still believe that that was it it didn't matter to me and I'm not a jealous person so I didn't really

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it didn't bother me really um and I had my own problems going on with my own [ __ ] head and stuff like that and I was like whatever I mean I don't think I was thrilled about it but I wasn't like you [ __ ] [ __ ] like whatever what are

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you gonna do she told you she told me she rode on a scooter with this guy so so the most demeaning of all forms of transportation when cheating all right yeah it's not like a back of a limo or in a champagne glass

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pool or something it's a rented scooter know the top what is those pools and limos if they have those oh yeah the hot tub hot tub e anything fancy so all right a little bit of go-kart you cycle or some [ __ ] like that um all right so she so that was that and

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I'm having these feelings and I think at the time I villainized her a lot for this but I I I think I probably would have have the same reaction to her now that I did then that she did to me then one night I sat her down and I was like

Speaker A

look and I was like crumbling before her like I was like shaking I was like all depressed I was [ __ ] up back then unlike now and I said these are the this is how I'm feeling I wasn't like this is related to getting married or this is

Speaker A

cuz you it was straight up like I'm depressed you know I feel like a failure um I'm working at a job I hate I have no prospects all this [ __ ] and the only reason I kept working the job is cuz I was getting married I was like I what am

Speaker A

I going to do I got to [ __ ] support a family kids another thing I don't want like and I got to pay for that [ __ ] too so I told her all this and she didn't react that great she's like I'm going out with my friends and we

Speaker A

were in our apartment at the time we just the week before moved into this apartment um so you you that's not the response you were hoping to get you wanted support in your little bit of support what I thought would have been

Speaker A

nice but there was none and in fact I remember she was like I I I said I said look I said maybe I got to go into therapy or something like that and she was like six months before my wedding my fiance is telling me he needs to go into

Speaker A

therapy has that supposed to make me feel and I was like oh this one is wrong as it could have gone do you mean how does it make you feel it's not about you but you know what I mean I didn't even know to articulate that at the time so

Speaker A

maybe it's a feeling of like I I don't make him happy he's miserable sure that's what I'm saying I don't want to villainize her I think that would be I think that may be like like a defensive thing of like wow you're you're this

Speaker A

miserable like we're getting married you should be happy why are you not like um why aren't you walking on a little like an inch above the ground sure and she would be right to feel that way I think give me $4 I want to fill up my man's

Speaker A

gas tank so she went out with a friends and I was left in the apartment and I was sitting there and I was like now I mean I thought I had hit rock bottom like she handed me a jackhammer was like no keep

Speaker A

going I'm going to go out with my friends so she went out with her friends and I was just sitting there for about 2 hours and the phone rang I pick it up and it's her and I was like I was like I don't think I've ever

Speaker A

heard the story you told this story I told this on stage yeah on stage was I there you were there it was the mash up we did in Ohio me you mojer and and it wasn't in depth was it it was pretty in depth I thought I thought so too well

Speaker A

you thanked Mo and I for yes okay all right I'm sorry for keeping me [ __ ] off the ledge no I recall did we ever play this show for people then the M maybe not it doesn't matter it's a fascinating story I'm sure it's this is

Speaker A

like this should be a movie lifetime sure or true they if they want to do it staring less gold or scooter guy left he scooter guy he scooted into her life yeah go ahead so she calls you what happens a Bermudian Cruise I'm on the edge of I'm

Speaker A

I'm not kidding I am I I really I don't know this story so she calls me and goes and I'm like this is it like give me what I'm looking for she goes could you do me a favor I have to get up early tomorrow could you go to the store and

Speaker A

get me some bagels so I have something to eat for breakfast tomorrow like 1:30 in the morning it's 1:30 in the morning and I hear all her friends [ __ ] party in the background is like music playing they're in a bar somewhere out St Island

Speaker A

and and she asked me to go and get her and get her bagels and I here some motor revving in the background what do you do um I was like well I don't I actually I don't remember what I said to her I know

Speaker A

I didn't get the bagels but I wasn't like [ __ ] you or anything like that what whatever I said like I'm not where you find bagels at 1:30 in the morning well it's New York there Bagels all the time St Island yeah Bagel Capital the world

Speaker A

so so she comes home right around two uh and we get into bed and we go to sleep and I'm lying in bed and I'm like now I'm getting angry now there's a like a fire in me mhm and I'm like what the [ __ ] is wrong with her I was like

Speaker A

whatever her reaction is why are you calling me asking me to get you Bagels like like it was [ __ ] Bagels I was like that's so [ __ ] up so I got up out of bed and I'm looking around the apartment that I basically just moved

Speaker A

into and I'm seeing I'd have a ton of possessions there but I had one Statue Of The Joker uh was up the skull no it was a bust of him holding a balloon in Batman in Batman's head Batman's head great statue yeah I still have it

Speaker A

somewhere it's in my attic um so he's holding he's got the pin in one hand and right and I look at that and I'm like in my head I'm like this is all I need and I'm out of here so at 2:30 in the morning I took the Joker statue and I

Speaker A

walked out and uh the next day she called me she was like hey you didn't tell me you were leaving last night and I was like I just unloaded I was like are you [ __ ] insane I was like who does that to someone like I was like I

Speaker A

don't I said I you know I we got to re-evaluate this and and that was it I only saw it three times after that night so what so wait a minute you said it was over the wedding was over what was her reaction uh she was stunned she was

Speaker A

stunned she was blown away by it and then immed I think like two days later like she was like she didn't like I called her to talk to her about it and she was like nah I don't want to and then her whole family turned against you

Speaker A

start calling you a jerk whole family turned against me her brother her brother saw me in public and refused to talk to me like I said the hi don't be turn his no he didn't even turn his back on M he goes I have nothing to say to

Speaker A

you and like they started like bad mouthing me to people and stuff but again I understand you know what I mean what from their point of view sure um and the joke immediately became that this guy had scooted around the island

Speaker A

with her and then Brian came up with a character called scooter dude who if I wanted to go to the movies was riding up and down the aisles of movies like so I couldn't watch the movie like he was like he would like I'd be online at the

Speaker A

bank and he'd just be around circling around me on the scooter just honing at me with my ex scooter dude never actually was anything then he was he was who whoa there's more listen to the postp a PS so the scooter dude actually

Speaker A

it all comes back the scooter dude actually was a Lynch pin in less than 6 months after that night they were engaged and they they they got married less than a year after we broke up scooter dude scooter dude and my my ex-

Speaker A

fiance wow that's a great story not a great story but I mean for the listeners a great story yeah listeners so for you you can't put up some ads you can't put up with some ads for that to kind of human drama yeah this guy's paying his

Speaker A

own gas and tolls every [ __ ] week after week after week bring yeah and it's just like I don't want to sit through Hulu Plus [ __ ] dick speaking of Hulu Plus yeah what do we got so I mean that's it that's that's the the the sagger of scooter dude all

Speaker A

right well I'm I'm gonna how do I follow my cruise going to bermudo with that from that kind of uh high-end drama yeah you know the highs and the lows right there it was rough Walt it was rough and like

Speaker A

I said then I not stage without Johnson and moer I never would have gotten through it never I say you wouldn't think by the way I was supporting but it does seem odd that that that uh that was the initial uh way you thought for

Speaker A

therapy it worked you had to keep him laughing though I mean cuz he was you were really angry and upset and like it was a it was a Quee that like you would not not even recognize today it was two it was really two months and and you

Speaker A

know what and S and Stacy it was the for I say it all time for you like it was it was like s was there night after night at my house you know what I mean you were there every day I would be like every day I'd be with you cuz I quit my

Speaker A

job I quit the sign company I was like [ __ ] this I was like I'm not saying two weeks later I quit the Son comedy two weeks yeah oh you're gave your two weeks I was like I'm done I'm done I'm like I'm and oh I not that not that good they

Speaker A

didn't you piss on their building yeah I got Dr night and pissed on the front door it so it would be Johnson the other day we would go lunch every every day and I would go to S I would either be out with

Speaker A

s at night or Stacy that night and they would just [ __ ] flat out nurse me through the whole thing I'd be on the phone and mure it was it was a really intense few months few months so there you go did

Speaker A

you see any Shenanigans of the like when you were there oh any Puerto Ricans scooting around with other people's ladies no I mean I was going to tell you about about why um their houses are why the roofs are painted white but that's

Speaker A

really the only thing I don't have anything other than that to any kind ofat like that like you know every house has a white roof I thought I'd come back and W you with that but think I know the of now to that human drama they're not

Speaker A

going to make a Lifetime movie about white roofs oh the one actually do you remember the one time I spoke to her in all those years um we had one email exchange you remember this we happened to be in Key West yep you and I and uh

Speaker A

she accident it was so the timing was so bizarre she accidentally emailed me something like a blank email right I think was and I was like hey I think you meant to send the WR how are you and she was like I'm fine and d d da and uh

Speaker A

later that night we were drunk in a tattoo parlor and there was a tattoo of a scooter so I took a picture of my phone and I sent it to her and uh she she took it a good good thing she was like haha

Speaker A

she was like very funny so that's the Sager SC buy me Bagels wear my Bagels [ __ ] I don't I don't know you're betterman 4 and that's that's why if you if you suddenly feel yourself getting fingered and you turn around Q's there

Speaker A

on Joy playing that's why I'm sure there's a lot of people listening you know they're going through maybe some hard times and romantically so you know if Q you got through it oh man all get through it I went from that the dark

Speaker A

time there's always it always gets better [ __ ] yeah I'm going into the third season just got picked up for a third season the TV show The listeners they might not have that kind of just got a second series relate a

Speaker A

little bit more to the common man now like they did back when this happened to you uh they're flying me out first class their hopes up San Diego ComiCon this week I'm getting flown out first class so things get better everybody it's all

Speaker A

right you know just just just no mean really some real words yeah I mean look [ __ ] my grandfather I said this I've said this on the show before I know my grandfather said this to me about women but it's not just about women it's about

Speaker A

relationships and heartbreak in general he said it about women apply it to men as well because it's all the same women like plates you drop it you break it it ends just reach up you get another plate eat off that plate get sick of that

Speaker A

plate you just get another plate you smash it you just don't smash an angry drunk Irishman he was he was Italian um like don't don't sweat it just [ __ ] hold on man and and and hold tight better days are

Speaker A

around the corner gra you know what grab your Joker statue whatever that may be could be whatever your Joker statue may be get the [ __ ] out of there quck quck it ain't going to be easy at first it never is but I had to move uh back

Speaker A

into my parents' basement no job cuz I quit the sign thing had nothing of my name but a joker statue man I don't even have the Joker statue somewhere that' be sweet things things will always yeah things always get better yes always and

Speaker A

uh if you if I mean if we're talking strictly about [ __ ] like people considering suicide and [ __ ] like that like you're not ending the pain you're ending the opportunity for things to get better so don't do it that's I never

Speaker A

heard that before that's that's Ste did you come up with it I'm I've heard it before I didn't come up with it but it applies all you're going to do is end man so stick with it and you know it's inspirational there you go he going to

Speaker A

be a motivational speaker after all this and practical joker stuff ends right if they'll pay me I got a lifestyle to maintain now you're not getting paid now this is you're inspir you're inspiring people right now there you go yeah I can't even charge 40 bucks for [ __ ] gas and

Speaker A

tolls I you can't even read an ad to defr some of your costs you're saving lives out there this Pricks [ __ ] worried about a two-minute Ed yeah so Hulu Plus Hulu Plus what what yeah this is a [ __ ] if you wanted to uh to get

Speaker A

some TV on your [ __ ] schedule Q which I need yeah sure I can't go by the network schedule the boss you suddenly you're [ __ ] entn to the networks yeah of course not that's why you go to Hulu

Speaker A

Plus and for what $7.99 a month W that's it less than eight bucks that's nothing I mean if you can't afford that you're not even listen to the show if you can't afford $8 a month that's nothing man that's [ __ ] $2 a week that's what

Speaker A

what's it like 70 cents a day something like that oh come on no not even all you got to do is get that smaller I don't need to break it down mathematically anymore know [ __ ] that [ __ ] uh but yeah you're going to get two weeks for free

Speaker A

you're going to get um what else you're going to get a whole bunch of [ __ ] TV shows Modern Family is one I watch but there's a [ __ ] shitload on there Family Guy all sorts of yeah Seasons too cuz that's the way everybody does it now

Speaker A

right that's it man there's no reason to watch TV any other way I I just especially something like uh say breaking bed or um or mad man it's like you don't want to [ __ ] wait till the next week Dex I've been waiting I've

Speaker A

been waiting on Dexter yeah no fun listen I just bought last season just to watch it one shot yeah I got no time I want to know what happens now right so you got Hulu Plus on your iPad yeah or your [ __ ] whatever device is

Speaker A

your phone my right here can you watch TV on your on your phone on my phone can you can you receive a call on your phone I can't even receive a photo no no can I get a phone call on my phone yeah sometimes it depends on where I'm

Speaker A

standing fed the Geral that day wow yeah but so if you're uh if that's what you want to do man two weeks for free and and $8.99 and or $7.99 and you [ __ ] watch TV when you want to watch it that's it it's that

Speaker A

simple was it Hulu plus.com TD pretty sure yeah it us look good I hope that's the uh That's how little we [ __ ] want to take credit we just want to pass on the information to you right

Speaker A

so we never ask you for anything so let's let's do that just sign up to Hulu Plus you try for two weeks and if you don't like it then yeah Hulu Plus go [ __ ] yourself I don't want you know all right but you'll probably like it of

Speaker A

course you're going to like it of course tell that girl to come on over watch some Hulu Plus yeah she's like you got bagels [ __ ] Hulu plus.com TD do it all in uh what is that uh lowercase for some reason oh really that's what they say lower case [ __ ] I

Speaker A

don't know all right good have we satisfied Hulu Plus Hulu Plus is happy [ __ ] Mike mlod or whatever the [ __ ] his name is very unhappy right now [ __ ] pacing around his room you you know what make him happy what's up some

Speaker A

T t-shirts my friends how about that okay here's an ad I can get behind this isn't that this is this is this folds on the show show business because [ __ ] been busting out balls to get these t-shirts made and now they're

Speaker A

made now they're [ __ ] made and all I'm getting is complaints not about the sh oh no oh how come they don't have the [ __ ] podcasting since 2010 on the back what's I I was like look I was like then the shirts would show $25 a piece

Speaker A

not you'd be complaining about that so [ __ ] if forget about it but then it's just like what's the [ __ ] there's no international shipping I call the [ __ ] company up I'm like could you make sure there's international shipping

Speaker A

they put that on oh my God it only goes up to 2XL what about us fat guys I called up the company can you [ __ ] go two 3XL up to 5xl oh my godness oh my got that when are you going to do the space Smoky shirts Jesus [ __ ] Christ

Speaker A

man do two people understand how [ __ ] busy I am I ain't got time to [ __ ] the reason we hire this company so I don't have to do this [ __ ] and all my Twitter feed is is these [ __ ] people complaining about the t-shirts there is

Speaker A

a weird um maybe it is because of the accessibility but there is this weird uh thing that people will do like they do it with band camp or audible it's like they ask you for technical advice on the website and it's like it would never

Speaker A

occur to me to like if I if I buy something from Amazon uh I buy a Stephen King book from Amazon I buy a [ __ ] Monster Magnet CD from Amazon I don't I wouldn't go to Dave and be like hey man what the [ __ ] with the shipping how am I

Speaker A

supposed to how am I supposed to know how much is going to be to ship to well I think I I think that's says a lot where you think you are and your at this point in your life right that you don't have to answer the questions I don't

Speaker A

have the answers I don't to me it's just like go I don't know go do what I would have to do research it right no I mean you you you if you look if you're going to ask people to buy it and you know the least you can do is if you can answer it

Speaker A

if you can answer it I do it did it last night yeah what happened somebody sent me an email about some sort of link that from band camp that didn't work I forwarded it to Dean you took oh they make all the money and I do all the

Speaker A

work it's nonsense it's not right I tell [Laughter] you I'm an unsung hero so here we are it's it's tellum Steve dave.

Speaker A

merch.com and we got two shirts two shirts two shirts two different designs two different designs we got I'm sure we got the original one that Brian wears a comic book man three heads that I've also worn on a practical jokers it's on

Speaker A

two TV shows yes and then the demon logo one oh that's a good one that's the new fave I believe that's the new one the three demons yes repres thatting and listen I went through I wrote the copy for the shirts on this website I [ __ ]

Speaker A

put time into it so you know but it still wasn't enough oh it's stop we got questions where do you got to go to get these shirts Q uh it's tell us St dave.

Speaker A

merch.com I'm G to have Ming I mean I'm going to ask Ming to I don't know if he's going to do it um to don't worry he won't link it to I know yeah he never does anything to link tmev dave.com directly to this so hopefully he'll do

Speaker A

that tonight and by the time you listen to this you good people listen to this you'll be able to just go to TM Steve dave.com and it'll direct you there and you know what what suggestion of certain people not at this table to charge more

Speaker A

than $20 a shirt to make to bang them over the head I've been told that the price of t-shirts go up I I held the line at $20 just to get everybody because I know not everybody no not everybody has disposable income right

Speaker A

some people are still in their sign companies right now yeah but if I mean if you need to need to make the choice between the Sher and Hulu Plus I mean I don't think I need to tell you well the t-shirts are there they and um they're available now I me the

Speaker A

prayers have been answered yeah and more com working on something with Darren Johnson now to get more nice but uh but that we're going to roll things out like Brian said a while ago we want to do these things respectfully to our

Speaker A

audience we don't want to rip them off would it be disrespectful for me to do my now plug no I don't think so I think you should this entire episode should just be [ __ ] plugs to teach that guy a

Speaker A

lesson it's like you know how when you were in school and like you got P the whole class got punished for the actions of one guy yeah you can all thank [ __ ] Mike mleo [ __ ] mouthy all right let's tell another story now I'll

Speaker A

get to my plugged in all right you got um I don't know let's see story I don't know what do you think of this um this Rolling Stone thing man wait what the [ __ ] what happened uh Rolling Stone people are mad because um this

Speaker A

[ __ ] uh bomber the the Boston Bomber guy uh they gave him a the he's on the rolling cover Rolling Stone and they say they gave him the Rockstar Glam treatment yeah because is the Dead one no it's not the Dead one it's the one

Speaker A

that like and this is this makes you want to just [ __ ] puke like girls who are like oh he's so cute he's so hot what girl is at this a bunch of girls where I read it and no well I say it on the internet but I read it in um I can't

Speaker A

remember what it was in one of the newspapers it might have been the post girl said this guy's hun yeah they're like they couldn't have been could had to been know from an international website no American these are American girls I mean that's not unheard of man girls that are like

Speaker A

into uh serial killers finds um somebody who wants to destroy America a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] who who should have [ __ ] you wish they were on the [ __ ] Finish Line getting their [ __ ] legs blown off stupid [ __ ]

Speaker A

idiots tell him Steve Dave no not yet we got so many more ads it's not funny some [ __ ] hold on holy [ __ ] did you see the cover wall no yeah I mean it's crazy really is [ __ ] offensive wow they had to have

Speaker A

known that this was going to cause this you know why Rolling Stone is so irrelevant at this point this is they're not though are they yes they are any magazine at this kind of like this kind of magazine that talks about rock and

Speaker A

politics and entertainment I mean it's it's it's a dinosaur walking around man they they do some pretty pretty in-depth political articles though yeah right but nobody buys magazines no more though I have a I have a subscription through St

Speaker A

do you canel that [ __ ] I may this is this is enough to cation right I mean they put [ __ ] snook where did they get that picture from uh it was a famous one already right they just bought the rights to it this guy maybe it was on

Speaker A

his Facebook or something calculate a move I call it to get to get the kind of reaction they're going to get from this though to get rolling stone in the talking points of all the all these shows that are on 24-hour cable

Speaker A

they're like well we're irrelevant right now yes so how do we [ __ ] get people talking let's put this [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] on the cover the article is titled the bomber how a popular promising student was failed by his family fell

Speaker A

into radical Islam and became a monster [ __ ] you man [ __ ] you rolling stone [ __ ] you [ __ ] whatever this [ __ ] prick name let say let's I know it's hard but let's say let's take you don't know who that

Speaker A

is you don't recogniz that photo you already lived in a cave I show you that picture do you think would you be like oh that dude's cute uh I think they made him look dreamy zakar s really yeah if that's his name that little stupid

Speaker A

mustache though I know it's like a little [ __ ] 15-year-old like pencil mustache he looks like Rob Bruce's [ __ ] uh but that's what these kids you know that's what these kids are into that's what gets the girls worked up

Speaker A

those little they don't want a real man anymore Walt they don't man America is they want yeah they want a man who looks like you can cry and [ __ ] sitting down and piss sitting down yeah but if you [ __ ] I'll tell you what [ __ ] sitting

Speaker A

down what kind of [ __ ] man does that I don't even stop I just [ __ ] I drop it out and my P Ur yeah shake your leg out yeah shake it out of my leg I

Speaker A

[ __ ] right in the urinal anybody who gives me a cross look I smack them I'll tell you what though like this is a dream as dreamy As It Gets yeah the second you sit down and actually cry in front of him though they

Speaker A

they go out with their friends and then ask you to get the bagels put their Bagel order in a little bit later day so may they don't know what they want these [ __ ] women you show sensitivity next you know

Speaker A

you hear a scooter driving off in the distance engagement ring twinkling in the in the [ __ ] Moonlight yeah you had to sell that off man oh that was a great day yeah that was a the day I sold that ring off was a great day

Speaker A

symbolically that and I was handed like $4,000 in cash and uh Stacy and I went out and got [ __ ] wrecked we got completely yeah yeah we celebrated in style it was good so that's this [ __ ] jerk off Rolling Stone should be ashamed

Speaker A

of themselves they really should it says um negative response is similar to a cover 43 years ago on mass murderer Charles Manson H several retail change won't sell the issue that's good yep Walgreens CVS Ro Brothers Cumberland Farms scum berland Farms scum berland scum's says

Speaker A

[ __ ] you we're not selling it good for them wow I'm going to have to rethink calling him scumbling foms I don't know let's not get carried away give it a little time give it a little time so wait a second so that was the only thing

Speaker A

you had for us from the cruise nothing happened uh it was just a great time you know relaxing um will you recognize on the boat on the way onto the boat but not on the boat okay you were left alone oh I I certainly didn't

Speaker A

think right I didn't anticipate uh being uh being recognized on a boat you get to sit at the captain table like this guy remember he was boting yeah um but you know that was 12 years ago well it was so weird

Speaker A

um I have a great analogy here in the room the cabin there's like there's you know I missed the Stanley Cup because I didn't because this [ __ ] boat didn't have NBC so I'm forced to watch like 15 channels devoted

Speaker A

to the boat though there's like different channels I mean you could go out of your room you don't have to sit sit in the room and watch TV I can't be out of the room 24/7 I got to go back to the room once in a while he couldn't

Speaker A

find Hardcore Pawn Chicago he's like am I supposed to complete my day true is H true true really no of course not uh so I'm I'm I'm flipping around and I'm like how many channels are devoted to promoting the

Speaker A

boat we are here you got us like why do I we can't go anywhere right why do I need to hear more about the boat and there was a whole section like a half hour devoted to getting your photo taken with the

Speaker A

captain and I said to myself that they showed like people like posing with the captain like morphing into other like couples and families posing with the captain and I looked at the Captain's eyes and I'm just like boy

Speaker A

he he just looks like he's like screaming to be anywhere and I and I said to myself are these people after they pose with the captain how long after they've taken the picture of the captain are they like I don't know if

Speaker A

I've ever gotten a a picture Tak that's more insignificant in my until I heard that Brian Ming and Mike had photo ops at the Miami the Miami con and I was just like wow that tops it I was going and people had to

Speaker A

but they didn't have to pay to get paid oh you didn't charge I thought you said you no no was the captain of the ship they had to charge yeah we charged oh you charged the captain just did it for free we were the we were the captains of

Speaker A

Miami con how much did you charge um how much did we charge it was $40 for the three of us it was $40 each and um and uh no no not $40 a person it was like the entire photo was

Speaker A

40 bucks like I said I was a Gass when I heard that I want to meet the person who pops down $40 no you don't and just be like I just be like why why do you this doesn't make any sense well the strange thing was and we

Speaker A

didn't get any of the money it was like one of the things you had to do like since the con pays for your uh pay for your well I mean it was okay but um yeah they it would it was 40 bucks and they just and it's so fast it's so fast they

Speaker A

come up and um there's like a screen behind you they take the picture and they say hey how you doing and then they move on and that's it and uh I was telling while the the Mike and Ming left Sunday they left early and on the

Speaker A

schedule it was a photo op just for me that was 30 bucks 30 and I was like I'm going to cancel that I'm not going to stand there and have nobody show up and look like a [ __ ] [ __ ] but then I was like you know what but if nobody

Speaker A

shows up then I can talk about it on the show so what happened so I was like people showed up like six people showed up all right yeah so and you're not there that long it's only like 15 minutes you know but uh it it was walk

Speaker A

around the con and people just take pictures with you for free we had a booth we were there at the booth for hours each day and I don't understand why they wouldn't come over and just take a picture there but they

Speaker A

didn't maybe they wanted it like mantle worthy you know throw it up there so it's nice and [ __ ] fancy you know have any of these popped up online yet I don't I haven't seen any oh if anybody out there has one of these photos please

Speaker A

please what do you what do you do with the captain photo like like how long what do you do with it dude I haven't even looked at pictures of my [ __ ] family in decades let alone a [ __ ] is truly weird like what when did this

Speaker A

tradition start that you're like you know what I'm going to get a picture with the captain of the boat I mean you don't do you don't get the picture with the guy who Dr who drove the trolley to get you there to the boat no I guess you

Speaker A

don't is there more Prestige for the captain just because he he do all he keep he spins a wheel and he gets you where you got to go I mean he doesn't deal with traffic you act like he's the [ __ ] Gorton's fisherman like [ __ ]

Speaker A

rain Co he doesn't deal with traffic he doesn't deal with like the the the hazards of the road and other drivers on either side the hazards of the the high seat yeah there's there's another ship 5,000 Mi away ding ding Titan did they have a TV show about

Speaker A

the captain it practically was it was just like come down tonight put between these hours get your P picture taken with the captain and it was free the picture the captain you think that Captain does that Captain get ass to old uh I think the captain is is very very well respected

Speaker A

and to to this day there's some archaic rules you wouldn't know it here [ __ ] all over the captain well I couldn't do it I couldn't do it in the cabin because I started going off and they're like just stop stop

Speaker A

stop but um how about that Captain Dad I'm just saying who's a cat that think he is you know could bad I could we get my picture take people pay [Laughter] $40 um was I mean it it literally was um at every

Speaker A

opportunity they could not stop telling you to go to this at this time on this deck go get your picture take with the captain to the point I'm like are they giv away something else that we don't know about what on Earth are they trying

Speaker A

to get us down there for to get in the room with this Captain for makes no sense now now did you go um G you did you go down and check out the lines to see what kind of action the captain was get no no no no I I went ice

Speaker A

skating they had ice skating on the on the poat I saw an ice show that was really spectacular um they didn't gamble and I know there's a lot of drinking and gambling going on apparently but I didn't partake in any of it um what else did I do lot of like food is big oh yeah

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food is gigantic like that's all people talk about as food and I'm just like I mean there's got to be more to it cuz and I'll be honest with you I was very surprised and I couldn't stop noticing the amount of passengers who I'm not

Speaker A

sure if they got on they were they were not they were going to get off by themselves cuz it looked like they were going to get off in a body bag they were that old and um decrepit and uh and sickly looking I'm

Speaker A

not kidding really and I would think that would be the worst place to be on a boat at that stage of your life as you see some youth going on partying and having fun and you're just like well I can barely fit this Crump into my mouth

Speaker A

you know it's all the strength I got I'm going to fit it but I can barely fit it but it's like it's everything I got just to finish a meal and um I know everything's going around me everyone's having fun and I'm like I

Speaker A

can't even partaking any of the enjoyment so many wheelchairs so many people I'm just like if they touch something I told my kids do don't go over and touch that railing cuz that that person was touching that railing

Speaker A

they don't look good do you want to catch crippled no it wasn't [ __ ] sickly looking yeah yeah it was it was weird man and my my wife kept going why do you keep talking about all this all the

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senior citizens on the boat I'm like I don't know I'm wondering if this is a senior Cruise it's a gay senior Cruise that' be awesome yeah a lot of if you're not [ __ ] on the captain you're [ __ ]

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talking about the invalids no we had a good time though like I and I said like I it was weird it was like one of the few times since I've been employed at the stash that I never really w thought about what's going on at the stash I

Speaker A

should have seen that video that came about as like this is what's going on but I you got Rick Rolled never once that I go I wonder how those guys are making out and what did you do once you docked like you go on to the main island

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yeah went on went on we went on this like uh bus tour and like I said nobody want to get a picture what the lady was giving the bus tour though and she was having a hell of a lot hard time when we were bring all the

Speaker A

scooters um what I mean the people drive on the on the island like they want they have a Death Wish though I mean so like unsafe like driving methods like going in and out of like traffic there's no shoulders on the roads um and she like

Speaker A

she missed no opportunity to tell us about all the death and disease in in the history of the of the just on the cruise with the old people it was really weird it was some people I could see some people visibly

Speaker A

getting annoyed and agitated on the tour as they were like miror they had kids and they were just like why are they keep bring up the most morbid facts about Bermuda about yellow fever and about how bodies washed up out

Speaker A

of the show of hands who here knows what AIDS looks like come on kids don't be shy it was really strange like yellow fever so they're talking about like outbreaks and the most recent outbreaks of yellow fever how they had to dig up bodies how somebody surfaced in a flood it was

Speaker A

crazy every time we stopped there was some sort of like U morbid uh fact applied to where we stopped at this cemetery is this old and like see those graves right there those are Graves of children if you can

Speaker A

notice God it was crazy like it was really making some people like like really agitated as they turned around and looked at other people like can you believe this I didn't come on a cruise to get this kind of depression

Speaker A

depressing info how'd your kids react with the like whatever over their heads they're like when do we get into the beach you know they or to the zoo um but they had a good time want to do it again I I say I I could give another five

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years up before I could do it again though I need to I need to take a break I I I had I didn't get my land legs back for almost three days I would close my eyes on at home and I would feel like I was still on the boat a really weird

Speaker A

feeling yeah yeah that's weird yeah it was really strange and when you when people say the boat's too big you can't feel it rocking it's [ __ ] right yeah you can feel rock yeah I felt it too when I went I saw I saw a scooter crash

Speaker A

mhm it's crazy the way they drive there man I wonder how many fatalities are uh per year are are due to bad driving on those scooters I'll bet you quite a few when we when we're in Key West you would see people drive because people just

Speaker A

they don't know how to ride and they drink yep and like they'll drive around with their feet down drink and drive and they're allowed to they do it yeah it's a little uh it's small there's only one fast food joint on the whole place

Speaker A

really in the whole island they said KFC guess where we ate lunch I say KFC correct just like we were like we don't want to try the native food we've been we've been good we haven't had to use the bathroom for long periods of time on

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this cruise I say we stick to some hold up family has anyone taking a [ __ ] in the last 5 days no good all right yeah we don't want to be stuck on uh like on a toilet for on our whole ride home so we're like let's let's take let's take

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um let's take the smart move and go to KFC is Bermuda known for [ __ ] Mona's revenge and [ __ ] yeah I mean you're not in Mexico you're you're you're you're off the coast of what North Carolina

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right South Carolina maybe I tell you what it is one of the like I've been to Canada still felt like America yeah really yes to me still looks like America to me not Bermuda Canada what Canada yes when you go to

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Canada you don't think like wow I'm in another country the only thing that made me say wow I'm in another country is the fact that they had they had gravy on your fries okay that was the only thing I saw that was different in Canada but

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in Bermuda I felt like I was in another land I felt like I was like worldly a land where Captain was King uh and the roofs are lime is that why well the the roofs are white because um yeah they're lime and they and they

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get the rainwater off of them and they paint him with this certain thing that um the certain chemical and it kind of helps clean the rain a little bit but uh yeah it was interesting though and you have to have by law you have to have a

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white roof and by law you couldn't go in there and buy a house you're not a native Bermuda no you can see I know that that's actually not true you can but someone who wasn't born in Bermuda can the cheapest property they're

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allowed to buy by law a million and a half wow really maybe I misunderstood the bus driver I I was trying to get a picture with her you you uh when I was there it was a million and a half that they told us you can buy

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it but no the most famous we saw a pretty famous actor has a house over there cuz his mom is a of Bermudian who's that Matt uh Michael Douglas Michael Douglas uh May Bloomberg has a huge thing out there yeah yeah why do

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they need houses out there though why the [ __ ] not it's really close and it's like you can fly there in like two hours right yeah there's not much to do though man I think that's the point a guy like Bloomberg's got a lot on his plate I

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think he just wants to go out there and relax I don't know man I'm telling you man just other than the beaches unless I mean there all bars and [ __ ] while you were there chilling out here at your store [ __ ] Rick Rolling is going on

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and [ __ ] like that where would you rather be and Rick Roll is supposed to be a couple seconds it was like a good two minutes and then he breaks into a rap fancies themselves a rapper now since

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that right is off the off the chain now he keeps saying the same thing how he and Mike are getting hoes and tell him Steve Dave sucks we get it all right M little idiot can I do my can I bring back a a

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long requested segment yeah this is an ad but it it is not an ad because it's it's it's beloved people want this oh they want people I see it from time to time people like bring it back bring it back I miss it right booty time oh yeah

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mhm when was the last time you had a booty time a long time I don't remember it probably was um I think I think it was uh wor the Undead yeah which would have been over a year ago no wasn't it the Pod books was that oh was the Pod

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books yeah you're right okay well well my my goal was you know um since uh before the summer I wanted to um I wanted to shatter some TM Steve Dave preconceived notions out there that making hay was the be all end all right

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I wanted to do something you know like Pod Wars and we did it and home run I I feel that uh it's hard it's going to be hard to top sure I don't think we should even try right um till next year but uh booty I wanted to I want to

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be bring to the listeners the grandest biggest most um the one that's going to shatter brains and uh have Jaws all across America and all over the world just hit the ground at the same time as as as

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this announcement is made there are tribes tribes that haven't even been discovered that they're probably going to hear this Steve Dave booty time but I wanted to like put all the other booty times to shame because this may be the this may be the last booty time we ever do I want to go out with a

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bang um because I don't know if I'll ever able to Top This one uh I want to do the cryptozoic man starting to get some it's starting to get out there just been uh maybe an article your com your comic book forthcoming comic book from

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dynamite dynamite as featured on comic book man that's right uh Brian tweeted an article about it so it's coming out it's going to be solicited in this next upcoming previews and I wanted to do with like like the booty that like once you get a taste of this booty you'll it'll

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be like you're going to want to stick your nose up in this booty the nectar of gods is the only thing that's coming out of this booty um I want to do you get all four issues it's only a four issue s it's only a four issue

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series and um $4 each 16 bucks $16 right I'm going to offer them signed by the com book men whoa all four of us Mike if they're not too busy [ __ ] Rick rolling like a couple of idiots and myself and keep in mind the photo of

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just three of them is $40 the bargain they're getting um and how do I sweeten the other than a signature oh the old fashion list listen to this with an exclusive pod what that'll never be available anywhere else oh my all original content never be

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available on band camp never be available on Torrance right cuz I'm putting a special like encoded thing in there no one will be able to ever put it up for Torrance he's been doing some light programming lately the

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emp3 yes so what you got to do is it's I'm we're going to ship it individually we're not going to ship them all at once you're going to get every every four months you're you're going to get one issue every well every month you'll get

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you know doesn't that your shipping cost are four times no I talked to I talked to my shipping manager really Darren he told me he told me that I could do it for $28 what all four issues and a bonus pod for $28 within the USA that's insane

Speaker A

do we still have booty time music can somebody throw that in booty booty boy was it I forget what the Booty time music was and this and this will be an all all original content man you won't be able to get this podcast anywhere

Speaker A

else that's insane and it'll come we don't do that much anymore no it's been a long time since we did a bonus pod so this is exciting this that's insane so it's going to be $28 within the us $50 Daren in the outside us $50 huh

Speaker A

it's [ __ ] cheaper to move here $50 outside the US $35 in Canada okay but that's for separate shipping so I know people don't want to wait till February to get it right that would be crazy I thought people would be like you

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could have said that W you could have said that off of that but I want to I know people want the bonus pod you know you're going to get it with the first issue the bonus pod and people don't want to wait if you're if you're one of

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Lucky Americans what if they get that first issue and then they [ __ ] cancel their order after they get that pod no canceled orders no refunds who would pay an advanced deal I don't know some jerk off like Mike mleo and since it's the

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biggest booty time of all time we had to open it up to three different ways to purchase it whoa ho it's not just and talk to Mike on the phone no whoa he's too busy I'm anticipating I'm anticipating record numbers of booty

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time for this you're prepared operator as a standing by not only operator standing by but I got I got a team of operators cuz I got two phone numbers you can call to get this please tell me one is Ming's

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personal here you go both in reality though you know we're filming comp Fook man right now we would prefer you order it through this link and I I hope I'm hoping you can tweet this link Bri but it's um J

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with a capital J and or the word and and Silent bob.com what's this hyphen SL slash cryptozoic man that's easy to spell too what the [ __ ] it's on the tip of your tongue you better you better tweet

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that link yeah um all right hold on I'm going to I'm going to fix that it's Jay and silent bob.com cryptozoic man. HTML why I just do Crypt man um I was stoned that's why Mr smart guy can we do cman uh yeah change whatever let's just

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do cange whatever you want I'll fix it okay we're going to do J and Silent bob.com cman do e HTML that's the way prefer you order it because you know we but I understand that you know people want to

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call in or do my kuse 2 so I'm going to offer up the K Us 2 at gmail you can PayPal $28 if you live in America $50 if you live outside of America $35 if you're one of our Canadian cousins now people are all excited that uh they're

Speaker A

like you know what I'm not I'm going to bypass the online cuz I I really want to talk to somebody you can yeah I'm going hey yes I have two phone numbers one of them is of course is the stash number no but I mean who can they look forward to

Speaker A

because they think they're going to talk to you can they may if I'm not if I'm not F they not yeah bro if I'm not filming I'm going to be I'm going to be watching that phone just waiting for it to ring so I want to talk to these

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people yeah I'm not a kid all kiding aside I I'm I'm so proud of this project that I can I can honestly say I've never pushed or shilled for something I was so pleased with on this on the show wow cool I mean I've pushed some [ __ ] too

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remember those calendars on Puck nuts that we did suddenly our pictures don't seem so bad over Miami it was the um it was the Panthers right the Florida Panthers yeah the the uh your heart wasn't in that huh but I'm not kidding around man I'm so I'm so pleased and I'm so happy with

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the with what is is coming and what has been done with this so far I really can't wait for the listeners to get a hold of it really can if you go to bleedingcool.com you can read the article and see basically half the

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book but you can call the the stash number 732 758 0508 talk to me Mike Darren or Jess and there's another number I I we also I optioned an um an overseas number some Indian operators standing by right now hello

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speaking I've got no life so I may as well answer a phone and that number like if you can't get an answer on this 758 0508 number you can call 732495 St Ash nice and so if you can't

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get through it may be that we're taking orders or maybe we're filming and the phone's off but don't miss out on this one that bonus pod once the once the comic books are gone it's 49 St oh 49 stash all right oh that other number is

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732 49 stash okay sorry 49 stash but I'm serious though like not you're going to get the bonus pot and the completist wants that bonus pod and it's going to be good I got some games for that pod Q L up I got a game really so we're ready to go so we're not

Speaker A

dialing this in bonus part yeah no this is going to be this is going to be uh crucial to the tomm Ste vve lore right this is going to we're going to talk about things and we're going to reveal things that we never revealed before

Speaker A

that's unbelievable I'm going to try I'm going to try to give do a human drama story that you like that Rivals your own yeah and I should I may have to make it up but do you want me to just I'll do anything to get the orders up for this

Speaker A

cryptool do you want me to just cut out Q story in this episode and we'll just put it on the bonus pod yeah but I mean how I mean are you happy with what's coming out Bri uh absolutely it looks astounding really

Speaker A

yeah it looks so [ __ ] good and you're a part I mean you're you're you can actually say like you're like you're part of something that you're proud of right yeah and that's rare I mean it is that's rare yeah you feel like you could

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you could hold it up and be like and not be ashamed to say could you please buy this calendar I had no association with you really like put some Blood Sweat and Tears into this there have been some tears yeah there's been a mostly your

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tears you're like I'm going to [ __ ] kill this guy oh yeah there has been some tears and some and some and some blood that I wanted to to bring about wanted to shed some blood but now things are nice and smooth now it's going it's

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going well I asked when you walked away from the table I was like how's it going with the combo yeah and he was like great I was like it's great no complaints man no complaints so I want to shatter all the past booty time

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records and we've had some great responses yeah you're going to get all four issues all signed and you're going to get that bonus pod that you can't get anywhere else and nobody's going to torn it for you a little

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$28 if you want if you're a lucky American if you're blessed to be born in this wonderful country yeah we don't want to rub it in if you weren't you know we're not you we wish all of you guys were Americans well not all

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you not we're not weird [ __ ] Irishman unfortunately that's that's you know that's not the case we do but we have a lot of ful listeners outside the uh United States oh yeah I want to like uh freeze them out on this I want

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everybody um on board and uh I just I really literally cannot wait to get it into the listener's hands I mean it's it's got a lot of overkilling at Q oh yeah a lot of Overkill TSD Overkill themes excellent creepy creepy and then

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think even more creepy is there a Vortex anywhere in this vort oh man come on you name it you're water a que yeah I can put you Darren we got the first one he lives outside of America in Staten

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Island all right so that's that's the and that's it and I'm going to and this will be open you know uh for a while cuz I'm sure um sure when does it hit the street when does it drop uh it's going to be in the next previews that's coming

Speaker A

down the pike in the next two weeks uh so about I imagine you're going to get that first issue right around Thanksgiving right around the end of October Halloween time right around there I think very nice and you're going

Speaker A

to get that bonus pod this is insane insane that people aren't picking up the phone right now ordering call us well don't call me call Mike Darren and Jess but I will answer when I'm not filming yeah you may hear wal in the background

Speaker A

and again that the PayPal account was kme W2 Gmail all right wow anything else uh what else do we got audible I don't really want to go right into audible how about this TSD quotes I finally found his uh his information uh the prize

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donation was uh this this he supported the Pod Wars I guess right quotes we we love the work he does I I do love TSD quotes but now that I'm reading this uh the prize donation was a free photo print of their choice to the Pod Wars

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winner um he's a Eric Arnold is a Las Vegas based photographer and runs the TSD quotes Twitter account and then he specializes in natural and urban Landscapes Automotive vintage neon signs nature architecture General Vegas uh tell them Steve Dave listeners will receive 10% sent off any order through

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July 1st by mentioning the code Sunday Jeff with her order now I like tell them Steve Dave quotes um independent of this annoying [ __ ] right here um it's my favorite Twitter account yeah I actually do look forward to his to his tweets

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he's really good at it m so if that's uh if you're in in you're are photography or wait he just does prints of his own work so you can go to his you go to his website and see some of his work I think yeah he does take some pretty cool

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pictures uh facebook.com Eric Arnold photography that's Eric with a c very nice right so go there check him out so we red that wrong we red that wrong yeah [ __ ] we made it right he was very upset he was crying a little

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bit a little [ __ ] um what else do we got here is that it then we go a.com Jesus Christ be the San Diego ComiCon this isn't a plug this is a story mhm I have nothing to plug I'm not there selling anything or anything like that

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you excited about I can't wait can you write down names for people who might want this booty time yes take some ERS you take some that yeah can you take some personally handwritten time orders for me I'll tell you what I'm going to

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be at the uh the broken Yol Cafe is where we're doing the the Impractical joke is just taking over the the cafe it's going to be me S no not s everybody but s will be there um and Saturday I'll be there from 3:00 to 5: anybody that

Speaker A

comes in how much is it $28 yes write down your address and $28 cash hand it to me I'll take the order back here all right I'll take the order look at that you're going to be Q taking orders for the personally take orders from the

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broken y Cafe right I'll take a picture with you free free charge free of charge you come in you bring your booty time water $28 cash and your address you know that there's no proof that these people love

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like people be like hey I told Q I gave him the $28 he didn't give to you be like [ __ ] no I don't I [ __ ] you I don't give a [ __ ] that that um yeah come down give it to me I'll take a picture we'll do it

Speaker A

we'll send it in come down to the broken Yol Cafe anyway we'll be there it'll be it'll be a good time and and uh you know I hope people I hope to my favorite part of doing the live shows is always to tell them Steve day fans are you doing a

Speaker A

live show in San Diego no we're not I'm not I'm just out there promoting the the practical joker comic book um but I love it when T Steve day fans come up to me I I you know I I I I get a kick out of it so I'm hoping I see a lot of tsse at the

Speaker A

ComiCon you will I hope so I hope so I'll be there Friday Saturday and just walking the floor on Sunday dude I can't wait because it's the first time that I've ever been there with something of my own to like even though I'm not in

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the conom across the street uh you know I'm still it's a different perspective and you have a pass to get in I have a pass to get in sweet true Goddess that true goddess into I was telling wall before we

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started recording I got invited to two parties on Friday night Playboy party and Superman 75th anniversary party and I RSVP to the Superman 75th Anniversary Party look at you man I do not give a [ __ ] [ __ ] those

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bunnies I got I got I got nothing to say to Playboy bunnies on Superman's birthday what about what about the Man of Steel did you see it I did see it what' you think I liked it I did too I liked it taking a lot of hits a lot of

Speaker A

criticism I understand the criticism I do I do too but but I I just remember the complaint complaints about Superman Returns and this seems to have addressed every complaint Superman never threw a punch it was boring there was no action

Speaker A

and he has [ __ ] buildings are getting thrown down and destroyed and [ __ ] like that and people like it's too much 911 how could they do this B like come on people complain about 911 I a lot of people well I don't think you can see

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[ __ ] sake uh I don't think you can see a city that looks like New York getting destroyed and not immediately think of that though I it's I when I when I saw it too sure I I think of that too but I'm not enough where I'm like they

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should fil not not enough where I think they should not film destructive scenes of fantasy and a movie about superheroes I I think that's going too far it's not like [ __ ] planes flew into buildings right it's too superhero superhero and

Speaker A

and who's he fighting uh some other Krypton kryptonians give me a [ __ ] break did you see did you catch one the cryptonian ripped open the fighter pilot and they they lift it was a fighter pilot was flying like whatever mock

Speaker A

whatever [ __ ] and a Kryptonian landed on it ripped the cockpit open and pulled the pilot out and the pilot liquefies into a spray of blood in the background no oh dude that's as far is that deep in the background of the scene

Speaker A

yeah it's not deep it's like let's say if there three layers what was in the front what was in the foreground then it was when the kryptonians were there was another one attacking a jet in the front Noti that yeah it just spray of blood it

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was crazy I mean I a lot of I mean the criticism I heard was like well Superman really didn't save anything I mean Metropolis was destroyed what did he really do if if he wasn't shot here none of this would have happened he saved the

Speaker A

whole world yeah I I yeah I I make the argument too that's like well I mean well if he didn't step up right and defeat them you know they would have destroyed our world they were they were out to do it and they said well if he

Speaker A

wasn't shot here they would never would have happened that's not his fault you can't turn on Superman now for that is is it was it ever addressed though like jel is that much of a genius why he just didn't build a three person rocket

Speaker A

it's not very addressed oh wait I don't remember Joe asked me G asked me why the same thing afterwards he did say something in it about that I don't remember what it was though yeah I think they kind of addressed that

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[ __ ] think of it you know I had I had look spoilers alert if you haven't seen it at this point I don't know have to tell you oh come on it's it's had of theaters already I think the I I thought it was a little silly how P Kent died I

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was like well yeah I mean I mean he was defin ramming down your throat what it means to be a hero Clark yeah the sacrifice sacrifice you're telling me you're going to run in the other direction and come back as a blur and

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save his fall I don't know about that um I mean it's not it's not a perfect movie but it certainly was an enjoyable movie at least on my end I I I don't have much to [ __ ] about you know but boy there's a lot of [ __ ] out there what are you

Speaker A

going do man it's like just like tell them Steve Dave man you put some out there people can't help but [ __ ] ads ads photo [ __ ] coupon discounts in Vegas for Christ's sakes you can't win you just got to keep on keeping on Q I

Speaker A

thought it was great I thought that it set up a sequel perfectly I mean if ever there was a time for Lex Luther to come in oh yeah cuz he's going to attack all those things all these little all the little [ __ ] whiners who are like what

Speaker A

about this what about this he did this well that's what Lex Luther is going to do [ __ ] absolutely that's what he's going to do he's going to take up all those complaints you had and he's going to bring him to the Forefront he's going

Speaker A

to say Superman is a threat we can't look at all the destruction look at all the Death we got to get rid of Superman duh I mean how how on Earth could these these dweebs at their little monitors couldn't figure it out ha has got a hate

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W makes me sick me too um yeah I saw uh tell Steve that's I thought you were going I thought you had another ad how much got oh Christ almighty audible all right audible.com it's so easy why am I even

Speaker A

telling people this audiblepodcast.com/dnews audible but audible is um audible is not ready yet for for for our grandio PL so maybe maybe next time we'll do it are you saying that audible was not prepared for the awesomeness that was on them three

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servers went down you're not saying it's not happening you're just saying yeah I just got it delayed but you know what how many more things can we hit the good good people the good listeners of Tom Steve Dave with we asked him to go get

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some Photography in Las Vegas sure we asked them to go see you at a Cafe in San Diego right we asked them to go watch TV on their phones with Hulu yeah we asked them to get up we asked them to go go get two T-shirts not just one

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right and we asked them to order four comic books for [ __ ] $50 if you lived if you lived in the UK or Australia wow and also let's not forget that August 1st new episodes of Impractical Joker starts 10 p.m. on True

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TV all new episodes but we have something cool coming up with audible pug uh I mean with uh audible.com so uh you just got to wait just got to wait good things but until then audiblepodcast.com/dnews you send me 40 bucks I'll send I'll send you a picture

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of me I was going to say tell him Steve Dave after that but I was also going to say thank God we got that kind of like cue saying you know giving those inspirational quotes because if it wasn't for that story how [ __ ]

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shameful was this episode how shameful were we this entire episode see they would think it was planned right I mean I mean people would be like there's no [ __ ] way that came up naturally but that's the [ __ ] that's why you're

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listening man and it was all unplanned man yeah that [ __ ] from last week should have waited till this week to complain tell him Steve Dave this has been a production of smodco Internet radio sir only at

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