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and I'm live on my end me too hello everybody Welcome to the stream it's been a while for me it's definitely been a while for if you've been waiting for a cyborg collab sorry how are you feeling ukiki wait I'm
VTuber Uki Violeta and a collab partner play SPLIT FICTION, a sci-fi/fantasy co-op game where two writers are trapped in their own stories while trying to stop a greedy publisher.
Key Takeaways
- SPLIT FICTION is a co-op game whose premise centers on creators being exploited by a publisher that steals their ideas.
- The two-player co-op format drives the stream's humor, with frequent reactions to shared, chaotic gameplay.
- The stream is primarily entertainment-focused, with commentary and reactions rather than instruction.
- The hosts' chemistry and banter are central to the stream's appeal.
What the video covers
- Livestream by NIJISANJI EN VTuber Uki Violeta with a collaborator, playing the co-op game SPLIT FICTION.
- The hosts discuss the game's premise: two writers, one sci-fi and one fantasy, are lured into a publishing house that plans to steal their ideas by plugging them into machines.
- The hosts set up their screens and mention lag issues with YouTube streaming during the session.
- Character selection: one player chooses Mo Hudson (sci-fi, introvert) and the other Zoe Foster (fantasy, extrovert), and they end up sharing the same world.
- The early game shows the writers being trapped in the Raider Publishing machines, with the hosts reacting to the cutscenes and the escalating danger.
- Gameplay segments include a Pacific Rim-style mech sequence, gunplay, a flying sequence, and vehicle sections.
- The fantasy world segments feature an ice-king quest, with the players reacting to the story and characters.
- The stream includes frequent humorous and playful banter between the two hosts about the game's absurd moments.
- Several story beats reference the writers' own childhood and original story ideas being used as the game's worlds.
- The stream continues through multiple chapters, ending with the players advancing through the game's final story sections.
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going to just tweet and then I'm just going to retweet my old tweet if people find it good I'm lazy also for people watching on my screen look at what I can do what are you doing I have a button
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that makes us currently on my screen like I'm at the far right you're at the far left and then when I press a button it brings us together and has the hot hands between us oh oh my God I can you
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give me heart hands oh then I should I set up a screen nice and early you're also on the right and I'm on the left oh perfect yeah I wonder like I'm not sure how like the character alignment works out so I guess once we
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choose characters we'll figure out like which one we want to be and we might have to switch ourselves on each other's screens true yeah we'll see yeah um I try not to read too much or like watch too much
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about the game to like have no spoilers but since everyone is playing it I saw a few and it looks this game looks crazy yeah I loved it takes two because the amount of times it like changed up
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the world viiew in it and considering this one like has two completely different worlds I figure they'll do the same thing where it'll be a lot of different game playay styles so I'm really excited for that yeah I'm
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I'm wondering what they're going to do to me too I the only thing I know about this one is like I saw the initial trailer and instantly fell in love with it cuz it's like fantasy and sci-fi that's like so perfect for me and it's
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like game developers being trapped by an evil giant capitalist douchebag so fun for everybody oh is that what happened from what I saw from the initial trailer yeah it looks like these two girls come into the office to try and Pitch their
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game idea and they get trapped in their own worlds cuz they're trying to steal their ideas essentially to make money off of them so it's basically a big like you know creators being creative trying to make their dreams come true and you
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know the people who try to make money off of those and just steal [ __ ] from them from what I've seen but that was just the trailer you ready to jump into it yeah oh yeah let's see if I'm correct
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I have no idea why can't I move oh there we go okay oh this is what I love about this as well I tried it out just to see the graphic settings and everything it's so optimized that went into the game so
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smooth considering this is an almost 100 gigabyte game they have taken care of this looks really nice I think I feel like my stream is lagging a little though oh no I'm sorry YouTube's been kind of laggy for me in general recently
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to be honest don't really know what to do about it the last time I streamed it was it was not crashing but having like little spikes all over the place welcome to Raider publishing where stories come to life I love her hair hi
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um I got an invitation I'm Mar rer oh even worse she's a game Rider she's not even the full on development way over to the elevators okay oh god oh no they're going to be murdered these poor babies
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don't know what's coming for them yeah this is very beautiful looking that eyes are gorgeous wait hold the door that was close hi excuse me can I ask you something have you been published before under which one's the extrovert no me
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neither my parents always say I should quit writing and get a real job but look at me now what's your story about it's science fiction oh she's the Sci-Fi girl scii is cool sci-fi is cool the little like jiggle
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she she's so but I really don't need talk she's so cute let's go with cute that dynamic's going to be great I also love that she half tucked in her freaking T-shirt into her jeans what the I am Raider owner and founder
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of raider publishing she's doing her best and I believe that everything great that happened in the world first happened in someone's imagination Excuse Me Miss this way please proud offer sorry participants the opportunity to truly set one's creativity
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free unlike other publishing houses we're on the verge of releasing a product that will reshape the foundation of the entire industry this is some abstergo level [ __ ] Mantic suits do we get to wear these yes the
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will help us pinpoint and track your synchronization track and synchronize what Mr Raider will fill you in on the details shortly oh we're definitely riding a Jager we're in Pacific Rim touch it feel it my fellow Riders let me introduce oh
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now he's here the machine they time skipped now we're in the suits already I know part of this company you will I want to get thei world or the fantasy world during the experience we will record and store it
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all and then package and publish welcome to the next chapter of Storytelling yes hi I'm Zoe um sounds amazing I just wanted to thank you for giving me excuse me us this opportunity she such a teacher it is rough being an
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unpublished writer these days am I right right are you saying that we're going to be plugged into that machine yes you are I was told that we were here for a publishing deal get paid and that's it I
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didn't sign up for a medical procedure oh trust me this is no medical procedure whatsoever just try to relax and you'll enjoy the experience never trust a man she's like what the [ __ ] then without further she's like [ __ ] I'm a writer I wrote my
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story what is this she like I have plans after this This is So Co I do not put the lotion on my skin how ass platforms to begin your journey what the [ __ ] meanwhile Miss teachers pet is first in line rushing
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forward welcome please step on your assigned platform nah fam she writes sci-fi she knows this is sketchy as [ __ ] your full creative potential about to get cloned go it's like cod lioko oh oh is cod lioko
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actually maybe in floating balls this yeah get the [ __ ] out of there I won't do it I won't do it please return to your platform ma' I can't do this calm down return to your platform I
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I won't do it okay we cannot shut this down now do you understand you have to proceed no no I said I'm out ma'am I told you this is perfectly safe no no no you come with me listen it's time you
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can't shut no ah this is how the lesbians begin oh sh [ __ ] okay which one do you want to be so we're in the same yeah we're in the same thing yeah my guess is like the Pod
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essentially reads our minds and creates a world for US based off of our stories so yeah we've ended up in the same one so our world's going to be broken would you like to be Moo Hudson science fiction reserved decisive
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realist and introvert raised in the city with her father moo has the last couple of years barely scraped by she isn't really here to seek any professional recognition she's here for money or oh wait I didn't click in that's why Zoe
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Foster age 27 fantasy nerd personality charismatic empathetic empathetic optimistic and extrovert a cheerful country girl with a deep need to prove herself into her family that she's not a complete failure Zoe hopes that this publishing deal will solve all of her
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problems oh baby that's not how it works you got any preference cuz I like both I feel like it's OB obious for me okay I figured I will be white this is acceptable I will be the adorable nerd
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who speaks all the time whoa yo I'm Cottage core have herbs hanging up and [ __ ] my outfit is amazing aming look at what you did to my world you what are you doing here plush he's British this is actually
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perfect that's true this is like kind of made for us you got a fantasy outfit something bad is going on here yeah like you're ruining my chance to get published no listen to me oh [ __ ] you have Fireballs what was that watch
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where you point those things there is something this publisher is not telling us well all I can see is that they have given me exactly what I signed up for you don't understand we need to get out of here not we you I need to get
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published not we it's you my story trust me that is exactly what I want to doy not me you what is that I guess that's thingy thing whatever it is with you that came with me yes and neither you or that
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belong uhoh uhoh where are we oh this isn't what we wanted I think this is my story what the hell is going on we're ins SFI land Yep this is definitely my story why'd you have to write such an
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aggressive story UK listen I don't want to here either okay I just want to get out and how do we do that I don't know but something tells me we need to find that glitch are you sure no
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okay I mean do what you got to guess okay how does the setup look on your side are you on the right side for you I'm on the left yeah perfect I'm on the right side for me so this is the perfect setup for
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me wow uh we can Double J you have no clue where that be if you press X you had to fall into my simulation didn't you let's just focus on getting out of here how to kill oh my
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God I'm trying to kill oh my God waa oh my God am hello we're prin now this is crazy oh my God the way they land I need to lower the volume of this game holy Fu same mine is straight up
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breaking what yeah my volume was like full on exploding sorry I'm just going to change down my volume a little bit uh wait you changed your model oh yeah yeah I'm going to switch between um science fiction and
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thing oh when you do that I have to oh does it mess up oh [ __ ] I I'll go back to shepher then I'll stay on that one from now on it's just loading back in holy [ __ ] this game is so loud
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okay you won't need to adjust it [Music] again I'll stay in this one uh oh Graphics here we go oh man byebye lean yeah no worries I stay fantasy I fantasy ukie cozy okay let me readjust you again
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sorry I won't change again okay uh wow the game is crazy loud for no reason wait LS is Sprint what yeah I'm just clicking the joy joyad stick oh oh wow wow okay okay okay okay I want the pink
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one you can't I wanted the pink one okay oh big elevator situation we're Freedom Fighters reclaiming our home from Galactic invaders no not this story in the real world what happened I wanted to leave but they wouldn't let me are
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you sure this is just some sort of misunderstanding look I was fighting them when I fell into your simulation was a fight we've got company she's like what the heck have you been up to out there Dash oh oh they disintegrate you holy
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[ __ ] oh yikes this is a little crazy yeah you wrote a wild story oh you got crushed SK isue keep it together hi wow fire y oh oh that oh we go this way I had to
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[Laughter] know jump double jump ooh oh my God oh my God that is a big old orbital Cannon Canon y I like this she bloody hell bloody hell she's got to be speaking in all the Harry Potter language
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today these things are so glowy you better be able to attack soon this game is so crazy oh yeah action isn't been amazing already what the [ __ ] kind of it's a nice view until you die I like Auto Target you be whoa we
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got grapple hooks that's so sick this is like ghost Runner lost insane both you tell me no no the glitch has to be around here somewhere it has to it's slowing down you go ahead you go oh oh who [ __ ] what
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happened oh nice yeah fine oh there oh oh okay God at least they don't keep you dead foro King me pick right side Jesus this really is Ghost Runner I love it oh close one oh let's go oh launches are so
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quick so how does this work you know what will happen next in your story sort of come again writing it and experiencing it is a totally different Vol Oh I thought she didn't finish riding it I was going to
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say you blew your sh to get published doesn't mean that I have to blow mine no up to something I just don't know what yet nice okay feel this game's gorgeous hij Jack pull the Lea clunk oh we have to get in the
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middle I was just jamming it just jamming it jaming it in raw dog just like we always do oh my God this is mental mental bloody mental oh my God wa wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait
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a minute wait a minute that's a lot of [Music] lasers oh mys are breaking oh oh oh oh this is fine where's my I'm next to you the water get in the water oh we can swim now you could do a little spinny spin
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with X no sign of the glitch that won't hit oops okay it might hit oh my God yeah that's a big old metal frecker oh God oh [ __ ] there's my man hello Cel that's not an actual saying
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but it can be anything's a saying if you say it if you say it all words are mean is that a common question you ask or any weapons for that matter oh yeah I had a slingshot when I a kid I'm not
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American in this game I can't use a gun poor British girl she doesn't understand this ship get it it's our only way out of here go what the [ __ ] oh he hates us oh [ __ ] oh
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who if you do a double roll and then a jump you get like a bigger jump oh [ __ ] oh you killed him can I shoot you though come on get on the gun get on the gun get on the gun quick quick quick
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stop oh I can't you're going to Pilot it yeah [ __ ] you yeah kill that man damn you really did ended that dude's life you have three kids in a pension Uki why are we flying towards the storm we don't
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have a choice I it this way who I got you we good probably up take it out oh [ __ ] this is so crazy ah yes there a lot lot of enemies shoot them down the cyborg ship
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cannot be sunk one oh we're going down too yep okay ouch I did not sign up for this okay iand I guess the glitch on let's go back to Fantasy World oh that was sick actually that was crazy was awesome wonder if our clothes
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are going to change in this world oh there we go oh hell yeah yo armor looks sick are we back in your story again yeah but it's not the same one as earlier wait she's pitching multiple stories I don't know badass but you
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wrote this didn't you I can't keep track of all my ideas she's one of those who trolls what do we do do we fight them Fireballs give us Fireballs what in the dungeon oh we're controlling now yeah even though it's not split screen this
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time oh donkey ow oh my bad it's all on you Kiki oh actually I oh there we go who [ __ ] your bakery [ __ ] off our lives are in danger oh actually I want to get
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grabbed they did grab me oh my God in oh [ __ ] Mead okay if you insist wait okay this POV is interesting oh oh oh oh died I couldn't even Dodge oh my God oh my God I'm dying so many times
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[Music] oh my God that lady [ __ ] diedit troll [ __ ] died [ __ ] dead uhoh don't worry I've died so many times I died like four times in a row wait wait wait ah what's up um I I don't remember how
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to swim oh no it was different controls this time it was just like up and down with control stick holy [ __ ] first person crazy well I didn't submit this story for a reason but it exist because of you you wrote it
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I bet who created this when this is erotic fiction based on trolls that's the way it feels to me where do we go from here oh oh no wait oh huh I don't know do we oh oh okay oh that can kill
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you h don't actually grab all anything oh um oh oh oh oh well we're learning new things oh my God that one's tight just like me just like that [ __ ] oh Assassin's Creed leaper FaceTime when you
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jump don't miss okay hey how you doing here now I'm staying in here this is comfy oh this is you can't see what's going on in there in and out in and out in and out in nobody knows
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oh wait now what oh we can go under this somehow oh it just all does it keep quiet trolls up ahead troll no [ __ ] yeah I fight him trolls up ahead oh you can't fight you can't even fight them nope when life
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gives you lemon this we go the other way now ah and then I get the the other one nice oh okay now we're on different sides yeah we're split up let's go at least we made lemonade delicious troll sweat
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lemonade what the [ __ ] that's a lot of sexy trolls oh oh they've got a gill oh my god oh my god well he's less handy a little crazy over here harmless yeah they they have fun around
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here gets them excited I knew it it is erotic fiction thundering gets them excited the glitch but how are we supposed to reach it um uh oh oh we're doing Temple Run again aren't we yeah Temple Run uhoh
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clim oh what did I die on what the I don't know what happened um we just exploded oh okay here we go oh God they oh God become the monkey return to Monkey oh he's right on your ass oh that guy's getting e oh
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[ __ ] oh [ __ ] go or maybe we let them let them chase the booty a little bit it's not bad I'm already here I just wanted to see how close they could get without actually touching me
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pretty close oh we're outside the games [ __ ] that was a close call oh no I don't know I don't think you would have hurt me too much no this is something else then what is this place whatever it is it's Echo has
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something to do with it yeah it's acting weird come on Book of Love Oh Book of Love imagine if he appeared I don't know now we're in Minecraft oh no can you hear that it must be coming from
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what is this glitch sir the machine was never designed for two people at the same time it seems like their combined presence overloaded the entire system causing it to glitch this is not supposed to happen can't we stop them we
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don't know yet but we need to find a solution let them make story babies damn what's the status of the other participants would you make a story baby with me and is successfully extracted all of their ideas awesome except these
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two it's going to be angsty okay let's fix this I don't want to hear problem I want Solutions go Andre I mean I think if that troll had caught us maybe I was doing perfectly fine until you came
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along she hasn't even realized yet yeah no what about my publishing deal [ __ ] they are going to kill you and dump your bodying deal we need out of here but how how do we get out is that
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is that even possible not sure they seem to get real worried about those glitches I mean look what it did make more if we find more of them I believe it might crash the whole system and we can break
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free hang never rest [Music] inace thinked Stant again we're going to break free take a big old troll dick and shove it in their eyes glitch time oh we're like a controller you're triangle and I'm Circle we need X and square how one can
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enjoy SciFi it's just so depressing rude like I'm a fan of fantasy it is by the most overrated and pretentious genre rude great they're going to smash I'm Zoe by the way and we're sci-fi again okay Mo where are we they really
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are stealing our ideas so this isn't the story you submitted no I wrote this a couple years ago oh you got a katana what's it about Revenge Revenge of course it is dangerous what is this a gun or a light light light
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whip I'm a Belmont again oh [ __ ] yes waa dude you're Final Fantasy 15 straight forward we are cyber njas hunting down the boss of the S CRI any of that simple let's just go through the story
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and okay I'm going to lose my mind Sunny's going to lose his [ __ ] UK got the katana whoow so what do I do it's your weapon do look like a weapon but we can hit each other not that I would ever do that
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oh you hit way harder than me what the [ __ ] you can just keep whipping it doesn't actually knock you back though your Katana knocks me back you just whipping it around I got to like charge it up or something back and
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I whip my we back look you can't even like if yeah it was is a lot slower oh hey that's dangerous okay okay no psych bad psychic no D to a lot of fun come here I'm going to make you open
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the door come at me come at me yeah we got the door open come on God okay you win I like this whip I won one in real life what the [ __ ] gravity shift got okay I can't do that
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apparently what can I do oh thank you uh now what oh you go you break gravity I think you can jump oh wait maybe I need to open something for you ah here you go popcorn you jump jump jump
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nice now what do we H ow ow what the [ __ ] finish him finish him finish him [ __ ] to elabor green goo the take her down get out when you say take her down what are you
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suggesting order down order down o nice oh that one was actually unintentional what the [ __ ] you were in front of the door oh that's you don't even have to do that I thought I had to throw it at the
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door they just gave me those to hurt you I guess oh oh I can't break her my whip is so weak but sexy yeah that's fair I can make it I know I can what I can't make it oh you have to grab the the thing
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oh ow I'm ready I that doesn't seem to do anything oh like to throw something no oh oh okay okay I see it now oh yeah okay by the way I was blind are AV the fall of society that sounds like every
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story beinged dry by the crime syic you're going to be on the ceiling and we're here to assassinate things straight yeah you have to go in the ceiling up here nice this is so sick oh my God wait wait
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wait Spiderman keys I think you can break through these nice this is awesome oh yay I trusted you with my life damn it this gravity shift situation won't SP him out of control of it oh yeah it will
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I get motion oh the echo is nice oh sorry nice sou ow you [ __ ] ad ad minute you liked it okay this itip this is sick what of you oh my God I'm dead oh oh I'm alive you're
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alive wait what no yeah these these annoying things move this is very Blade Runner wish my whip could just bring me to things what do you mean considering that Raider wants to extract all of our ideas does this mean we'll go through all of
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them not sure but as long as the glitch keeps messing with the machine I'm ready for whatever agreed oh [ __ ] static is so cool yeah it is oh what did that do oh oh there you go oh
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god oh what the [ __ ] oh it's you [ __ ] [ __ ] you'll never catch me copper I can't because I don't know how wait what do I do now I'm bringing something to you there you go
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oh oh you jumped away you [ __ ] [ __ ] how do you find a way to troll in every game when like we don't you've never played this before in your [ __ ] life they programmed the options okay it's on them
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I didn't do [ __ ] I'm just playing the game as Intent no you're not I wonder what we do now H that come this way um well I have no other way to let's see maybe I you have do
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jump okay interesting oh [ __ ] something else I can play with oopsie I could hit oh let me just nice you murdered a dude oh thank you oh God nice now what can I do to get you over
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here I think you can just jump out actually really if you press B oh nice oh you okay oh you're with me now yep bye oh bye smells like my gy here where the hell do you work out I usually go for a
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swim good for your joint not so good for your life apparently oh uhoh well this is I'll catch you this is going to be bad I wish for emotes come on stop you [ __ ] [ __ ]
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I deserve that ow you K I thought we were friends or maybe more wait where'd you go oh you can climb I thought you had to kill those guys I thought so too I wanted to how dare they make that glass so
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weak what I can pull these down but that does nothing I just jump nope um can you get over on this fire truck thing oh you might be able to grab onto that while I hold it down I think you have to unlatch
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both can you do that as soon as no as soon as I release one I think it's for you to climb oh oh but I don't know how wait oh I can't grab it okay what if I go on this
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car oh there's ladder oh yeah then you can climb and I didn't kill you I know I was waiting for it [ __ ] [ __ ] are are you calling for me a [ __ ] I didn't
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do but you were thinking of it I I mean but I did oh I made a ladder for you ladder ladder this is so trippy this is awesome the gravity play is crazy oh I want that truck let me gu from the yeah born and
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raised okay this is fine this is fine get next time what I have to hit that green thing oh there we go oh my god oh that was a lot why would anyone want to live in the city dirty the countryside would me to
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death and light pollution it dims all the stars at night yeah you can never see the stars in a city Jesus stars are overrated yeah no that's just a b take nobody appreciates that although City and Country kind of
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works back uhoh it's sunny Brisco we're going to have to kill this guyi mhm what now just follow my lead we're going to fight our way through this never been in a fight before is INB with the sth force is
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authorized force it is sunny bris you're not very good at oh no okay fair enough well [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh there's more yeah we're moving forward now oh there even more get over here [ __ ]
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no friendly ow oh did you go kmo yeah I did I can one shot him oh [ __ ] that's what that is yeah the big gravity bomb this is awesome oh my god oh they gun turreted me oh [ __ ] oh
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oh oh oh we both died oh oh [ __ ] it's so it's so crazy yeah there's a lot going on in this one I'm not sure if it works the same for you but I get like a special attack if I hold the
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attack button sick wait we got more enemies Inc oh oh that is a lot of explosions what do I do with this oh you just keep opening it and I keep throwing the bombs at them one more oh [ __ ] I fell
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in oh okay oh I missed that's my bad oh [ __ ] I think he's dead no he had a tiny blip of Health goodbye Sunny Brisco yourself Zoe the vssf bris hey he tried to use lethal force it
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was self-defense was that really necessary oh stop complaining come on let's progress the story uh Mo if you could be sucked into your own virtual world would you it's not a part of my story that's for sure go for a fantasy one sci-fi
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looks scary more like a portal or something I wonder where it goes we should avoid the risk of getting even more lost in here but couldn't it be worth exploring who knows we might find some answers cave Explorer time or
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something useful come Oni a star touch the goo touch the goo embrace the goo we fantasy now fascinating oo great got more Loosey Goosey outfits and now we're stuck they weren't kidding when they said extracting all of their ideas so we're back in one of your
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stories again yes and no this is more like an unfinished idea I once explored so kind of idea is this well this might be better to show and not tell what I'm already good riding advice we got to have fire magic in here
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raer isn't just stealing all of our stories but our unfinished ideas as well yeah this was bad it's horrible you're not going to have anything to sell where's my publishing deal oh so poor shark sharks are dead they don't
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look friendly yeah those are dead this is very Prince of Persia open prin me now let's Traverse the stands of time oh it is Prince of pers what uh these ones are alive Sand Sharks oh [ __ ] on
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theck I wondered if I could bait it oh my God [ __ ] you I've got attention you can go uhoh you can't go what I'm confused uh I'm going to distract it with these thumps and you can run to the next
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oneop we're on a racus now it's on to you oh oh you got that nice okay oh I I went too early that's me out oh God did I include quick this is fun actually we're playing Dune no
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more now what are we doing ah nice and easy pass through fish but what if we played with them they look friendly oh God oopsy this is so pretty oh my god oh what the hell is that that's a
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lot of sand sharks what's going on in here they look hungry they were [Music] hungry and what about the Sharks then I haven't figured out yet but they are excited they are exciting she wrote about random sand sharks and had no idea
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where to go with it I love it R of cor man it looks fancy that's what matters e Echo yeah you guys are like the same person true we're on the same way echo echo oh oh we're going to ride
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him oh [ __ ] yeah crazy crazy awesome [Music] yeah good job me oh good job me you said the voice from Beyond the Stars this is so sick what the oh I'm pressing the wrong thing kind of want to crash
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it see what happens yeah oh you just die it just goes straight through the wall Without You Le oh you're right behind me but you make it look freaking out she is having a day oh [ __ ] I just launched
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myself oh bad puppy that's so cool now we're just launching ourselves between different stories without even glitching oh we're back in sci-fi wait are we back in your story again yeah in the exact SP that we left that
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was a fun little adventure and even become a glitch who where did it go I don't know it looks like it got removed from the simulation removed does that mean we saved my idea from being stolen a i gu so yes then
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let's keep an eye out for more of these Side Stories yeah but our focus should be on hunting down those glitches and escaping you're right being a violent cyber ninja I suppose she looked so angry about the fact that she was right I will stay
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vigilant for these Side Story portal thingies okay then I Side Story portal thingies but there could be some real hidden in there my old andf ideas aren't they out rad fine maybe I don't know what I do oh you don't need me anymore you got
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this ukiki this was your story all along what wait oh do it again thank you there you go oh God yes I'm alive you hit one here can basketball wait where are you here that's me oh thank you do it I dare
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you ah I was going to throw it back at you but this is better you deserve it Cosmic burger oh a blue burger no than you deserve it that look disgusting nice ask yeah boy oh you can you have to throw it up
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here I went to oh the glass CU there's a thing there you go I think you can pull down the ladder up there I don't get why I can't just grab okay yeah I don't know you should be
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able to do that the mechanics don't always make sense real world do you practice any martial arts are you what why I didn't mean to do that hey I do it I do it look what a sweet plushy
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what a sweet plushy I you're [ __ ] waiting for that oh my god oh it's the elephant it's we ripped off her ear and leg hey oh we can still do it Queen oh my God cutie I got achievement you made her C
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we still get to dismember cutie even in this universe I can't even do anything so yeah you have to be nice to cutie wow that's such a cool little Easter egg yeah that was adorable I also like how when I run I
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like my arms are so out it's crazy look at this oh I got an advanced level show jonun ow why flame sword flame oh you got a flame sword what the [ __ ] well only if I hit the
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fire D woo that's what you get that was a bad idea oh God oh God well that's what you get shut the [ __ ] up I guess Dad this is so sick I need something to throw something
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to throw something to throw keep me get me oh [ __ ] off hey you want to take a oh God come on these chairs suck what the [ __ ] this game is so silly shine like a
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supernova looks like Diva a it takes the two of us it takes two whoa he said the the thing wait what was that did you make money no it came out of this thing oh it's recycling you exploded the recycl
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oo a physics wait I just did like a circle slice oh is it by holding all B that different from the normal deck is my one if I hold it it does like a big it grabs things instead of just hitting
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them wonder if I can grab you no that's unfortunate what the hell I did not know how to do that again oh well Lizard King oh I did it oh you found the circle is it like a dash thing yeah not
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surprised you're a club play techno and I'm in hell yeah real I went the wrong way instrument know real don't go my way oh my way was bad way I went ooh I want to go to the club
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wait we we can't go to the club the front door we're cyber ninjas remember you're right because we've been all about Ste until now we glow this is not good for ninjas yeah this is not cyber ninja stuff we went to the Naruto School
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of ninjas bright colors reflecting all the light oh what's this ah nice okay let's move we oh that's sick oh my God I want a party Why Can't We join the party it's getting mean holy [ __ ] this is
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crazy wait now what this clim oh my God I don't know where I'm going I figured something would pop out oh um ah got it the [ __ ] no she's doing her best D she thinks she's a cool
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kid look I can make disco blls [Music] yay who is Lady exactly all you need to know is she in order to liberate the city yeah I got that part she like she's a ruthless psychopath who kills her fun I bet she's your mother
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it's always a mother in these kinds of stories no my phone is at 5% at 10% no we'll see at some point I will stop moving charger rest yeah oh this is cool well well oh she sounds bad she's got a red
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metal the cat in no not mother ex-girlfriend finally here to pay your mother [ __ ] I decide when you're [ __ ] it's definitely her mother and until the morgage is SEC your ass belongs to me oh
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what is she talking about Mia no don't mind her I just wrote her as a flat greedy villain the dialogue sounds oddly specific though say hello to Mr Hammer I don't know if she's mother or Mommy but either way she's giving hammer
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oh that's a big boy it I'm glad Mio's having fun too he said it's hammer time all right I can c those oh God NJ [ __ ] you we I my booty is worth paying off a debt
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for oh I can do this wait now what do I do oh [ __ ] him up it's true hammer [Music] time oh God I'll earn my P oh [ __ ] oh I can't tell I can't my du
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perception yeah no I ran straight into one as well we got this we know his attack PS now oh God he's just that goofy little out guy earn my Zoe got you ow stay down you're no for me say hello to my
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little hey that's cheating a puppies what the [ __ ] hello puppies I know right oh but sometimes you got a whip a dog to teach it oh my God it's eating me not okay okay I'm fine that was a bad
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puppy oh God shut up again my slice Doggy Dog were expensive you said Doggy Dog were World doggy dog world oh we took away those puppies oh he's Leep frogging ow let break break your face oh [ __ ] I'm
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dead yeah [ __ ] him up yeah I got him okay you're back thank God that could have got real bad real quick oh he's po now oh [ __ ] fake ass uh uh oh I'm back I'm
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back I'm going to [ __ ] you up Feel The Beat o H's fighting back now yeah the the h is fighting I got you oh oh oh oh [ __ ] oh I just stabbed him in the back of the net and in the
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chest I gave him the sword so that I could wow that was kind of badass [ __ ] we did that that was us oh you were still glowing from damage that was attention to detail damn oh my
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God this does not look like oh my god oh oh oh oh this is not safe architecture this is not standards I am going to sue his oh I'm dead I didn't even realize I didn't even know who I was what a
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friendly that's true for me in life all the time I don't know who I am what I'm doing but I know I'm going to whip you oh I don't have my whip anymore that's [Music] fine oh oh we going to die take
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C that's one way to dang oh less thanks everybody's so mean in your words you ain't seen nothing yet what all right mean your local Club doesn't turn into a death slide no I kind of wish it ditch there
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sh cute day coffee portal it's every day every day mean every day I want to explore it wa good thing where here Bank o goo let's do it do the goo touch the ectoplasm this is definitely back to
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Fantasy this was certainly unexpected Zoe Piggies where Piggies oh we are P I don't know [Music] to can we fly super pigs she wrote a children's story I think I'm going to have a pan fart Super Pig I could stretch up oh my
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God what I Sparkfly magical Rainbows are truly the best part oh my God I hate this book this book is the worst [ __ ] like a glowy even the music is so funny oh my God this is
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[Laughter] crazy app all right mate I'll get you some apples I want apples you wants app does I think you got up here to get your one didn't fart enough that's okay we'll get you some more beans everything will be fine fck
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how do I get up there found an apple oh um this way Kiki you jump up on this one what are we doing again yeah and then keep going across and you can jump up I'm going up where Apple got an apple
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come on there we go delicious thank you thank you wa he's a nice guy wild oh I can jump now have fun get muddy what the [ __ ] you heard her get muddy we can oh we can
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wall face down ass up that's the way we wait wait this is so fun this is so cute what wallow oh my God this is so silly what are we going to do I I have no idea oh the flying
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pigs oh there's Apple up there wait oh oops I can't get it I'm so close oh God why can't I get you oh there we go Apple here okay I got my Apple yeah where's the thing right a be green
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thing not the f look at me B on my nose this is so [ __ ] crazy this is so like Peppa Pig the video game first idea for a story I ever wrote down as a kid so you're a that
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makes sense from head to toe I mean from snout I hit my head there's little K come look at me come look at me watch this I get like little flying pigs around my wait so then nice this is so cute baby piggy
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what are you uh bro oh they've got an infection in their booty yeah fart on them they don't deserve any attention otherwise hello oh big lad baby lads wait how are you doing that that's my why it's evolved now I can roll around
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in it oh I'm a happy pig oh wait now there oh this one's straight up humanlike don't fart on the child he didn't tell me not to oh my God poopies h brother uh hold on oh this is [ __ ]
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up what happened to me you're flying uhoh guys um I think I'm glitched we just got to I didn't see nothing I don't know what you mean being a poie there's the little bud infection Pig I want MD can't believe
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it well I'm not going to go on that again yeah we probably should not bake ourselves a oh get me oh I think it has to be you actually oh where did you go there's flying pigs yeah there is wait oh your one is over
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there I think over where where I'm looking I come back to where there's a pink one right here for you oh oh really yeah oh I think if you get back on it you just oh wait does it launch you over
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there oh yeah there we go nice Su power rainbow power where my green boy oh it's way over how so close but so far little broccoli trees oh God yeah yeah we know broccoli trees is so cute right here in
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that oh can you not use your jump power oh you can interesting how do I get up there oh jump on it you might weigh it down yeah boy thank you uh oh I think now you have to get off
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yeah wait can I W in the apples a there are so many red apples why do we need the green and pink one I don't know this guy's judgy about this oh there's little lemons as oh this is so cute fancy some apples good sir
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how did you know I do how did you know how did you know how did you know not me oh he's stuck oh it's the Three Little Pigs stable I guess or is it now we have to blow it
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down oh really yeah Ram it Ram it take him from the behind get [ __ ] dumb assy kind of bad uh sorry don't feel bad he deserved it I'm farting on him yeah show him his place fart
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sniffer oh my God so many veggies I wish to eat them all oh my God poop just fell out of the sky I wonder if it's the Flying Pig oh maybe oh it's the beant stalk do we have
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to climb it no nah it kicks you off unfortunately ooh you can get in the hay hey let me in they'll never know how you get in the same one what the [ __ ] how do you get
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inside you have to kind of get hit by it oh what oh there you go yay oh oh it kicks you out [Laughter] poopies I'm allergic to big [ __ ] [Music] you'll never catch me flying pigs oh oh are we not supposed to be up here
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different adventure oh I guess not oh I see we're supposed to be this way I can't believe I'm saying this but this is kind of cozy yeah she likes Pig Land glorious this is so silly broccoli rules Carr nothing better
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than homegrown vegetables oh know oh help stepi I'm stuck whatever will I do oh no yeah that's that's a cyborg [Laughter] moment okay the rainbow power saved me what is are we going to fly oh no that's sad I thought we were
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going to the sky think I could get used to being a pig actually enjoy it while it last actually I like hitting them it's fun I'm not even like getting oh never [Music] [Laughter] [Music] mind oh my god
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oh and then we became blood yep sausage what the hell no way what oh god I know I know I know would you still love me if I were a sausage this is [ __ ] up bro let's Grill ourselves well no
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backing down now let's wait wait I want ketchup oh you put yourself in a bun we get in the same no we can't quite pale for a hot dog aren't I I haven't been cooked enough catch up oh delicious wait
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you want some ketchup or mustard ketchup okay you want your mustard oh my God wait can we get some pickles on you no Dam this game is so silly this is so [ __ ] crazy yeah it is I wonder where we can
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flip this spatula yeah we can get on the spatula oh wait no it's broken [Music] damn wait really yeah yeah yeah oh oh Jesus that's an aggressive hot dog okay I guess it's time for some grilling who kind of
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nice nice I'm beautifully cooked I'm grilled to Perfection okay but she sounded really happy about that grilled Perfection I'm grilled to Perfection perfect okay apparently I shouldn't overcook myself you're like oh no I'm overcooked kills myself I mean I had to
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know maybe we just need to grill ourselves and then get ourselves onto the Buns I don't feel like I'm the perfect hot dog just oh you need catchup and must oh we have to I have to spw jel over here there we
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go okay hit me not in the eyes there we go okay I can get it out of my hair it's fine we're going to get eaten by a yep wait no no no V time for a children's story hello
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interesting didn't expect that one to end with v but okay when I was a kid what sort of devil child were you I guess there's no easy way to tell a kid how sausages are that sh was traumatic but then imagine
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how ay old zo took it yeah it was just her riding through her trauma I don't want to talk about it she traumatized other children instead bro that was awesome Sim I don't remember oh that's how we play
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now so used to piggy control to be fair I did not do that that was automatic okay okay oh that okay jump to me where what this way quick quick it's okay I'll give you a light show oo nice light
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show murder time [Music] bye I just throw [ __ ] it's great oh wait what happened oh it's he will screamed um maybe this no what's electrocuting here this thing yeah oh I can make platforms to you oh this is so oh my bad oh they
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disappear after a while uhoh there you go that's sick I'm coming oh oh did I throw it too far no I just walked on it oh oh [ __ ] wait a minute uhoh that one's going to disappear oh oh I made that too far
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that's on me ignore that one go to that one oh oh I'm just bad at games [ __ ] it's okay do this it takes I'll make you all of the platforms nice okay oh Jesus this is awesome wait
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what oh god it's fine everything's fine too busy trying to kill my friend being a cyber ner does have its perks doesn't it how do I get you in up out that Tower I'll get the door for you don't
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worry we need top Flor I really thought we could catch that Spider-Man Keys ooh Spider-Man C o we went too far oh we were distracted by the cuddling I'll wait for you Phantom protocol pre-order now oh there's the flying calls we were
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on earlier an and Jane yeah uhoh contact damn these guys suck at their job elevator enjoying the game so far yeah this game is so crazy yeah there's so much going on trying to achieve here murder maor spoilers douchebag we're
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killing you at the end e that laugh was so [ __ ] up yeah that was kind of pathetic Now Zoe it's time to settle the score I remember you have parking ticket [Applause] what oh god three more years oh
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God I don't want to be tow lady parking tickets as well yeah she squeezes everyone on everything sounds like they had quite the relationship into your story Neo I don't know are you happy when you get hit with
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a ticket ex my garage my rules yeah it's totally her mom my garage my rules you seem to be carrying a lot of with the world without oh no we did bad we did bad jeez all this for some I think we're
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good now yep they wouldn't hurt us for an ey wouldn't it just would be easier to pay them and move on never tonight we Liberate the city from parking attendance oh okay oh god oh holy [ __ ] oh God that
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call went crazy wait what the [ __ ] so quick your meter has officially expired how do we fight back have some patience oh ow [ __ ] I had patience I would have paid my parking ticket oh God you got
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this I died immediately wa waa wo w w w wo W that's a lot of motorbikes of oh slice him R him what the [ __ ] where do I go he tried to hit the I opened an eye for
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you nice oh God oh God eyes open this is crazy this is awesome eyes open Get Wrecked buddy hey welcome back leg is awesome I'm throwing you under the bus that's terrible do you like motor okay all right now oh God
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yeah vehicle violence not the C who [ __ ] they bounce now uh-oh I love when one person's die like the screen size changes that's awesome oh you got this oh [ __ ] oh okay oh oh my god oh oh
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okay ort oh no it broke one of my splodes ow ow oh my God it's it hurts it hurts so much yeah it looks like you've got a way rougher deal for this one yeah I'm going to open your
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eye oh god oh oh oh God I got exploded oh oh you I go inside your face what can't I go inside my God this is okay everything's fine what I love lasers no by ble I got you I got
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it I don't know what I did but I did a thing ow I died good luck me just my bre here oh no I'm holding on okay I got it okay pullings just like pulling carrots but the carrots want to kill
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you oh he's got a big laser only chaos en [ __ ] en bad ass what's it doing drop your guard you will oh who who who I love nobody likes bureaucracy oh oh oh oh yeah give me that give me that oh
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[ __ ] oh God I made him naked parking dialogue man I'll do it nice this game is crazy you know NJ a stealth Mission nothing stealthy about this one and it's going to get worse why am I not
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surprised next up those guys how lovely don't worry I got a getaway car you only just did this holy shitel yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow you're shooting this time I'm driving you get a
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laser oh God this is like Nonstop Action yeah it just has not slowed down since the pigs okay instruction please it's automatic so just it ow ow I'll them um ow I'll clear them boom boom sorry I didn't know how to control
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for a second that was the first time we saw those I did not expect them there to be one hit KO okay right ow shoot the coppers no Sunny brisos survive what do I do just stay on the road there
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is no Road hang on oh I crashed my bad okay no way it starts us from the beginning surely oh we're good awesome that hit box was crazy what oh I don't even know what got us that time I think we got gun
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down this is so hard it really is actually how the [ __ ] maybe I have to like avoid UNF fire too hang on oh this is going to be tight that is a tight squeeze oh God F down on the pillow I
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not this okay oh my God okay on for for for for for we're good we're good I'm going to don't believe in yourself oh we flip oh can I just no I can't go out oh this is awesome wait I don't even know what I'm
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supposed to be shooting at behind me oh yeah behind us this is so sick yo this is so hard to control yeah this is crazy I'm living my fzero dreams right now oh my God this is so sick you're of this don't talk to me
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right now I'm fragile where's that coming from no clue oh there were mines oh damn okay got enemies behind us M's in front of us this is wild Oh no you're getting the H of this don't talk to me right
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now I don't think Zoe appreciates Moo's story nice is there anyone oh God I don't remember how this tell me that Sor it's okay this is a fun time my God uhoh oh my God so many people and our
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wait I can control it going through the people no way oh that wasn't part of it apparently no oh sorry I was building up [Music] speed put me in coach put me in I think you need to jump
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Jo kill all the people oh my god oh come here boys Don't Run Away From Me holy [ __ ] I think we're going to jail they kill people for parking tickets what do you think they do for
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murder vehicular band Slaughter specific oh you [ __ ] bird such a [Music] clich I love this story office workers they deserve it they were part of the system have you ever wondered where all of this violence stems
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from whenever you have time feel free to help me out but surely all this action and killing must come from something you know what Zoe let's stay here and find the root for It All Shall We I feel like
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I'm ready to do some serious Soul right here right now she's acting like her world wasn't full of trolls just do the countdown already on three one two three and now we drown oh my God we fly oh next time I'm driving flying a car
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for the first time I'd say I did decently diving ball to make my joints happy yeah boy oh this is so sick water bomb water bomb can't believe there's nothing to play with here wait can we go on the water slide
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love slid a water slide just when I said that she heard you [Music] apparently you don't drown that's kind of sad about other okay you're coming with us buddy get out of the water come on come on son of a [ __ ] get
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out of the water a you can't take them out of the water fine time to go on the other one wait wait wait don't jump in it yet okay 3 2 1 [Music] go oh my one's way shorter at least you hit the
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Manta I'm I haven't been on a water slide in so long there ducky oh my God rubber ducky oh okay I finally found what we can do in here get on a donut can't we just chill here for a bit
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honestly let's just live here this is nice awesome this is calming oh doesn't go far enough it's fine I'll bring it to you just bounces if you get hard enough okay enough fun in the water Sr Building looks evil as
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[ __ ] I see the sign it takes it takes two a Tango Tang a real drink in the UK ooh whoa what we're just going to just enjoy the view yeah damn how about this huh Lizard King
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do sun come up hey that's the next valerant agent this is it could you make something you know ghost uh this is nice to me oh I like her very Ghost in the Shell oh this is it's just we just look
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yeah we can get up when whatever we want we need to find the glitch and get that I bet it's that way oh I'm going to die I might have chosen poorly um um um um no you're good I I lived I just got
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on late the light [Laughter] show best I can do uh now what porta potty oh that didn't help wait huh ow oh God I got killed by a toet oh maybe I have to hit that oh oh get in
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one get in get in get in get in go take a poop us delet it this is so SI wait that's crazy that actually that's what we're supposed to do yeah that's so [Music] cool oh why couldn't I grab oh
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oh oh that one go [Laughter] hit Y thank you my God this is insane travel by Porta poty is awesome I can't believe that's actually what we were supposed to do oh is it one at a time sweet
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oh what oh we just can't get too close to the edges they're protecting us from hurting ourselves oh we have die die yeah get him get him death are all capitalist scum the customer is never right oh [ __ ] oh just
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killed me you made her angry I can make her XD stop it you're killing me she's like we have presidential SW I can rub her little chiny chin chin oh God you're going to die die again she doesn't like
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that ah oh she's actually smoking oh you can't kill her okay bye where are we going oh got you she held that Grudge forever doing lby what if I leave right at the last second no no leave for you you trapped
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here forever 230 rooftop regarding the glitch and glitch what about it do you think we need your entire story find it but I prepare to do whatever it takes to break free does what say that doesn't look right you
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probably have to climb on those green things yeah what oh oh ah oh oh oh God I deserve this oh your sideways nice this is [ __ ] with me yeah this is crazy ah hit me oh you're
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fine on a burger yeah I don't like it it reminds me of that pink Burger they had for into the spiderverse oops how did you die oh you fell I jumped off oh oh oh oh okay I think wait now what what the [ __ ]
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oh Jesus I have to you have to do like so much silly walking I just get to casually walk never rest oh my God oh my God why I'm still sideways down going up [ __ ] now I'm top
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down wait what um oh you can hit this thing for that thing yeah then you can climb up here it's making you do so much I'm just walking oh my God oh my God what fine oh oh okay oh my God holy [ __ ] why are they
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like this that's crazy oh finally I want him he's horny so horny a carike I want the pink one we're entering the last of the story now with an epic finale yep we're stealing this bad boy so we can reach the Crime Boss
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and kill her of course so moo are you into fast cars and motorbikes in real life oh you know she is or are you a mechanic perhaps that's when you're not trying to be a writer of course oh trying out not a
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mechanic that is okay now we're getting somewhere daddy issues hop on least you didn't say Daddy was wait wait we need helmet oh okay apparently not oh wait a minute wait a minute I'm blowing my nose you got to let me
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breathe sorry get rid of incoming compies gladly oh I can jump is [Music] kicking so sad oh [ __ ] just hold on yes give me more missiles oh [ __ ] nice save let's hit it hard this isn't
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crazy holy [ __ ] what a let me kill him yeah boy H to the oh [ __ ] oh sh oh oh [ __ ] a lot is happening on the screen right now whoopsy my bad it
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happens what a r what a rush zo I'm going to car this guy he's my friend now okay not anymore G oh oh oh oh I'm going a little too fast that might zaku o gas gas gas can't hurt the Cyber
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Ninjas Oh I got plants oh o nice oh I got to be careful oh my God there's [Music] like oh oh oh [ __ ] okay I wonder if you can reverse oh I I doubt it I think they
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want you to be going forward all the time oh my god oh oh oh Oh Glory to asota True wait is this the other players left his session uh oh uh oh I'm still streaming L connection to server or
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other player ah okay this is okay screen I invite we crashed so hard that it made the game we crashed so hard we crashed the Steam servers okay who's friend to invite oh wait am I actually disconnected from
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stream chat are we still streaming um I not invite people invite friend search Friends huh ah there we go okay I invited you oh okay stream still on okay good I was going to say effect you proceed continue I'm still cute girl
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and we back it's going to just throw us in yeah it is y right where we were I think I got this of course you do us the Le us good luck oh oh oh oh [ __ ] sick Tower
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that's where we're heading zo oh [Music] oh I think had to go down vo wait did it break oh no it's still there how you like this chat nice I can't be picky right now beating them with p
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oh God oh God oh God oh nice [Music] save cat oh oh oh oh oh oh nope nope it's okay oh my God the explosion is so violent when you die yeah so loud too my controller is vibrating so much oh oh oh
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oh okay okay okay okay tear this up yeah boy we're not going to make it calm down there we go holy [ __ ] Another One Bites the [Music] Dust what are you talking about I but they're so
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cool oh my God this is so crazy yeah it why did they make me the driver they wanted you to have fun oh [ __ ] [Music] ready this guy's coming with us oh my God not the pass the third
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passenger so deleted we it didn't we it here explod how do I pop oh my God no [ __ ] way oh my God what the [ __ ] select those squares with boxes um box box verify what what do you mean no um fire
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trucks only these ones fire trucks okay giraffes there are no giraffes oh my God this is so wow call one second guys this is awesome guys oh [ __ ] okay oh my God her face oh oh oh oh oh wait wait wait wait
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stop stop stop stop Game Stop you got okay um giraffe there are no giraffes okay I'm over 18 got a phone call hello self-destruct what mying back he's talking a language I don't understand wait what was I supposed to
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do just then I don't oh I got read wa wait how do I hello wait wait what's going on buddy wait wait what the [ __ ] what was that POV how the [ __ ] am iOS how do I
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sideways hey hey hey hello where's my bik bring it back oh my bad we're borrowing it yeah if you don't bring back my bike I will you and I will your bike ain't got to be around in three two
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[Music] oneu this is so great I my brain is so oh we got our own bike oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that was a metal is no mercy yeah it was threw that through his head and I crushed
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him I can do this I can do this I do a Wheeling no I can jump zo it and get your weapons online there should chares around oh God oh God oh God hi Oh I thought I could hell
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hello there was a really cool guy on the phone earlier I think we stole his bike he did not sound happy he did not but you know oh it is what it is chooses I guess I mean we didn't mean to blow up
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his bike so oh okay I'm see this is why I don't drive this is why I can't drive oh God to be fair these guys suck at driving get shreked oo this is ERS oh [ __ ] um oh go I have not you have not
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died once and I've died so much and yet the confidance is still going to call me nii can't drive so this is the world we live in um you can drift Aira slide am I just doing oh I'm waiting for
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yeah because I can't drive that's okay we support girl bosses and girl failures hell yeah right yeah boy oh Here Comes Your [Music] KY hi let's settle this de once and for all time to kill mommy oh yeah when you m like we you control
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it do we have to fight around these bikes oh my God I hope so they have cannons get ready she drives a tank lovely awesome okay that's a big tag are you kidding me it's a lawn mower [Music]
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I got a hit on her great keep at it oh God she almost crushed me oh God oh God behind oh [ __ ] yo this is so crazy I feel like oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this is awesome now
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we talking don't I'm going to die going to look good doing it okay okay lots of fire so much fire oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this is fine everything's fine or die you know what [ __ ] you
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sir that's what I thought yeah oh dead good luck wait wait wait wait back did you know me oh [ __ ] oh oh oh she needs to chill on the financial situation man she seems to be doing fine okay I'm dead
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[Music] this is too crazy oh you that vibration of power oh all right Transformers robots in dis oh I can definitely grab those what's his name again Dr Octopus yeah I was thinking what are they called from the try something the aliens from
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war the world they got that kind of look oh God that's a lot of lasers holy [ __ ] oh god oh this is so oh I died still sick though incredibl it does look like an incredible too a bad
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guy was designed to kill sup I'm dead oh God get me close boom okay I think I took out the sweet feet oh [ __ ] there one left to I got your back uh yeah no more PES
Speaker A
me R woo stop it stop it this is so sick oh god um insta reversing was a bad idea this battle is crazy this is yeah these there's been so many bosses already and all of them are so cool
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sorry again oh dear oh wow she stepped on me oh we both died oh no I'm sure it it it definitely spawned Us in the Middle Point right yeah yeah okay my city my rules oh no oh [ __ ]
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oh I don't think I want to be on anymore I don't think this [ __ ] I know right come on come on come on yes okay one down unacceptable unacceptable look one to go ow she got my boot oh
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[ __ ] nice you're making very expensive give me that ramp oh [ __ ] just going to eat going meet you in the middle all right finish nice please tell me that this story is over now never it is no get her out of the tank
Speaker A
we need to fight her face to face the glitch a let's get it we never find out if it was mommy issues what's with all the debts and payments in this story what do you mean I'm curious as to what the story is
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about I told you it's a Revenge story that part I got trust me but what's it really about nothing oh come on you always put a bit of yourself into what you create I don't think that's true wait so you're telling
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me you got so many just went wasn't inspired by anything nope nothing nothing nothing at all nothing at all I don't believe you I don't care well I kind of do why you don't know me maybe we're friends now but seeing as we're trapped
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here together it could be useful to know what to expect going forward a so true can't we just get the glitch and we could work with each other better we're not off the hook just yet whatever fantasy time oh nope we're going to crack the
Speaker A
world a little bit more ooh yep we think we're freeing ourselves but what if we just explode ourselves oh what is this it's spreading what's going on it's going to give birth to us at the end they seem to be finding more
Speaker A
of them if they were to spread into the main frame it could jeopardize the entire machine okay that's it then let's just cut our losses and shut their extraction down get there you go sir right away it's it's not working what do you
Speaker A
mean it's not working just get them out sir those glitches are blocking that command then what are our option can we reboot the system we've never done a reboot while extracting especially with people inside it's way too risky sir we
Speaker A
could possibly lose every extraction God damn it is it possible to communicate with them yes yes we could broadcast their signal up to us sir set it up and bring me all the information you have on these two he seems really stressed about our
Speaker A
glitch hunt a we almost touched hands So What story do you think we'll go through now last one was mine so probably one of yours yes I have so many good ones how can you be soit what we might as well enjoy it
Speaker A
while we're here true let's hope we don't end up in lat's 505 that'll be harsh stop cindered wolf please more pigs yeah pigs would be comfy okay okay there's nothing to worry about everything is under control are you absolutely sure we heard you may be
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experiencing some issues with the machine oh not the shareholder meeting right in weeks rad we'll be under intense scrutiny not just from investors but from everyone I'm well aware of that how did two people even get into one pod
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in the first place have some Fai in keep us updated new [ __ ] maybe I should get a a monitor mount like that yeah that looks sick I imagine oh what did we return to Monkey I imagine it would take a lot of
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GPU to have that many monitors active though we are monkey with glowy fire Tails is this fur what have you done to me relax I can explain everything where are you do you see the Golden Light yes over
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here yep I'm a fair no way why did you turn me you monkey I fairy back into your human form oh how did you do that just think of your human form and you'll transform I'm Palo big pee PE
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energy I don't think it's going to work for me oh it is we're Druids this is a nightmare some time and you will come around just tell me how we find the next brid let's find a way to meet up and
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I'll tell you what the stor about I don't know if I I don't know if I like this I do return to a dog it's LT become monkey where are you oh I can't see you how can I not fly as a fairy oh
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chain jumps oh oh I can just jump forever no I cannot okay oh [ __ ] okay all good oh that's how we do it what I'm a fish thing butterfly you can transform into anything oh sick Bro what in the hell this game is
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awesome he became fish wait what the [ __ ] shiny oh my God I'm a like catfish I'm Groot whoa I am Groot I'm a force of nature that too oh God I didn't come Fair okay this is
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crazy this is yeah and I'm a fish that can walk on land this is so cute I'm just like there's so many things going oh my god oh I see oh we're in the same place now I I am fish I tree what the step on
Speaker A
you [ __ ] how did that happen wait where are you oh wait do we go this way now oh you the way back oh [ __ ] I am gr they're like piranhas or something yeah they're grumpy I can step on
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UK wait oh this a go to you yeah and I'll open up a tree for you P energy woman tree this is so silly hi oh don't be tree don't crush you Kiki hello fish never going to forgive you for this I am
Speaker A
fairy fresh air will do you good silly girl smash it oh hell yeah nice suit rock and roll Boulder [Music] we are in the forest a shap now huh iol I took inspiration for this story from when me and my sister were younger
Speaker A
we used to imagine we were different kinds of animals and can we just skip to the end she just wants to talk about her stories complain anyway [Laughter] Once Upon a Time in aant land magical creatures live together in the Fire
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Nation attacked evil IAT let me guess our Quest is to defeat the Ice King in order to break the ice curse exactly okay then let go save the world and that she's really into it get yeah she is
Speaker A
she's so happy to be heard didn't seems to be blocking them from shutting us down yeah and he seems a tiny bit eager to stop us from finding another one that's an I found a swing I'm coming I was playing on a
Speaker A
swing if I drop I'm gonna die these these piranha fish is waiting for me you see that oh my God yeah they are right underneath you oh oh you escaped yeah can you escape me what do I do with this
Speaker A
I can't I just chill with my butterfly friends what do I do with this oh that's for me you just need to swim underneath I think oh that yeah that's an air current that I can ride as a
Speaker A
fairy monkey time fish fish Bish Fish Tree fairy Fish Man fish fish fish fair I'm like a feret otter fish catfish thing yeah it's pretty damn cute I like it it looks like the whiskers could be grabbed I wish I
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could if only I am tree hello Bird friend whoa what the [ __ ] is spider come ride what do I do about this this run R it's okay the bird will hurt him wait now what now I don't know she makes monkey
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noises oh you wrote it down nice now what now what do we do there a way to bring it oh maybe I can bring it back up no oh do I climb it oh oh yeah we can both climb it as
Speaker A
humans get the bird hey BP oh he's chill I thought we were going to kill him sorry to bother you Beautiful by hi let's do this up oh [Music] up fish love this game return to fish there's a monkey dime
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[Music] there we go oh [ __ ] I love being a fairy what do I do oh my God naturally to you it's humiliating can't you try and think be happy enjoy monkey magic oh nice thank you uhoh spider spider spider
Speaker A
wait I've got a better idea there we go okay let's do this oh not too [Music] early okay it's okay there we go thank you uh no that's okay that wasn't your bad that was my bad okay let's do it and
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gock D it oh oh Uki die oh ukiki back oh my God he messing with [Laughter] me go oh whoops no no no thank you quick Qui Qui quick quick thank you again ah I'm human again what can I do here oh p time
Speaker A
oh oh oh oh oh okay thank you oh oh oh oh you need to turn on the other one somehow I don't know how wait so I can go that way oh you jump over to the other side nice yeah and now the other side
Speaker A
again oh no no a that's so I don't move that fast it's okay we're doing our best we'll figure this out there we go one nice perfect let's go I died a The Voice switching thing is messing with me you want me to stop it yes
Speaker A
okay okay turn it off turn it off oh nice perfect oh how did I I went too high that's so weird okay okay for it for thank you okay don't fly just let it take you perfect up and I'll find you
Speaker A
nice piranas sound delicious I want to go down way we need this outfit an Infinity Niki oh god oh [ __ ] I'm in mushroom land oo it's so pretty down here what there's so many buttons now Jesus no no bye birdie oh my God nature
Speaker A
needs it nurture um he died what the [ __ ] don't go in there that that's a bad idea um I guess it's fishy time as for me oh that poor bird oh oh thank you I am a fish that
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help thank you this is so beautiful oh I'm an otter you're an otter n you're a f I go this way um oh I still have to take this oh I I guess I do yeah I need it right it still oh God
Speaker A
my bad the power of nature you ready okay okay go my fish man it's the shape of water now what that tentacle do we're about to find out it's okay wait where did the tree go where uh oh is it behind
Speaker A
us oh I can't move anymore you can't move oh I think you need to get the tree again no I was in like my my body my phone has died I have to go back and get it I can still mess with you
Speaker A
yeah I think you do oh whoops that's okay we could still do love hearts the BB yeah that BB got murdered so many times oh fishy fish fishy fish wait what if it just deleted itself wait it's not even here let's try
Speaker A
this and then it never load it again oh perfect no one's above thew of the Jungle thank you okay me slow and steady no oh my God what happened there I'll come to you silly little piranas you can't get
Speaker A
meady I heard you the first time I just don't want to become someone's unless okay go go go oh no oh no keep Towing keep Towing nice awesome okay where what the [ __ ] now what I think I can get to him if
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I oh he got eat again oh [ __ ] I died oh I think you had to go under the oh [ __ ] I'm dying too [Music] no such is life where am I I can't go under
Speaker A
here do I have to swim around I do have to swim around yeah I think you need to bring that log to me first though oh being eaten but only for brunch I know at least make me a freaking
Speaker A
dinner there thank you okay I here and I guess I do this oh [ __ ] and then you have to come rescue me before I drown oh you left the thing how oh I have to bring it with me l oh
Speaker A
God okay now we know and knowing is half the battle thank you I keep eating the BBS yeah BS deserve it I'll meet you on the other [Music] side the fish are actually quite pretty oh go [Laughter] missed that that one was on
Speaker A
me so close what the [ __ ] just wait for me to get closer I like to believe in myself you just keep going that way I'll just jump off when I'm ready yeah there we go okay let's go oh these fish don't even
Speaker A
eat you they just like you they're surrounding because you're here oh they want to eat me yes that's [Music] rude go go let go of the thing what the [ __ ] why am I still holding it get off
Speaker A
you get off are you pressing B oh go l oh I have to go fairy I'm dumb [Music] go go oh god oh oh I wish I could just whip you up here hello fish friend oh what where am I
Speaker A
oh oh I can't Crush you huh oh yeah I was trying to like get up to it but I don't know why I can oh oh oh no I deserve that okay I think I think I might want
Speaker A
to stop here stop for the day yeah okay come hold y on this we'll go into there and then it should save us we probably have to watch it quick soon actually no it should have saved us already we're fine we'll just climb back
Speaker A
up here next time okay thank you for playing with me sorry my my sorry my model died it's okay don't worry about it my phone I don't know why it doesn't want to like charge well so I have to he's just having a bed
Speaker A
day I got to order a new one yeah it's time to get a more fancy charger at those fast Chargers yeah this one was I mean it was fine for a while I don't know why all of a sudden I think
Speaker A
they just burn out after a while to be fair I guess so it's all good I'm just like thank you for playing with me and we'll definitely come back next time I just look shocked now the whole time yeah you look like I've just done
Speaker A
something silly yeah and I'm just like what have you done that's okay I can pose you however I want now oh don't where where are you go oh ukie oh oh [Laughter] okay did you enjoy the game so
Speaker A
far I love this game H yeah it's so good yeah no it's been so entertaining so far the hype is real yeah I had even seen anything about it yet so I'm happy that it is that's good cuz yeah it's been a lot of
Speaker A
fun put on Pub music there we go yeah so far we've only properly cleared one game I guess I don't think they've cleared any of the other actual stories yet interesting so we should have quite a bit to go yay check split fiction
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CH ah okay yeah yeah yeah we've just started level three and there's eight levels so yeah we're just about a third of the way through perfect nice close that there we go okay do you want to for the
Speaker A
day yeah I'm going to try to like I should eat something yeah sounds good get a good break and I will see you in an hour yes have a good evening UK thank you for playing with me thank you for playing
Speaker A
with me too I can't wait to continue the game yeah I'm going to destroy these capitalist trying to steal our stories bastards but yeah no you rest I'll see you in an hour sweet dreams thank you [Music] byebye
Speaker A
byebye on my screen I kissed the back of your head see you s by by hey thank you guys so much for coming to today's collab this game is so crazy this game is so crazy it's so fun
Speaker A
though can't wait to continue it yo the people who made it takes two and this game they got some [ __ ] good [ __ ] ideas it's so creative it's also getting like hard for me to breathe which is also why I wanted
Speaker A
to stop I got to like spray something in my nose so that I can so I can breathe um but yeah I'm going to go ahead and uh read everything from this stream and I'll send you guys off um and I'll
Speaker A
also be working on my schedule some things though that you guys can look forward to obviously we we'll be playing Minecraft uh tomorrow we're going to finally visit the Twilight Forest together so that's going to be very exciting I'll also be continuing fields
Speaker A
of mystery because the update is coming out too so a lot of farming games going on so I hope you guys are looking forward to it more farming more cozy games um but let's go ahead and read everything
Speaker A
sorry um okay so we have oh lasagna thank you for the 20 gift thank you thank you tari little leaf kin NOCO amian and elai welcome back everybody thank you Amato thank you for the akupa thank you so much and thank you for
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making the thumbnail for this stream thank you thank you melody welcome back you did hear Cod leoo I love Cod leoo I think maybe maybe I'll do a membership stream where we watch it together CH B uh ichan ly and Rosie welcome back
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everybody Yano thank you for the 10 gifted techan and km thank you all for the five gifted Yasmin welcome back um laala welcome back oh laala thankk you for the 20 gifted sorry Momo welcome back Jin thank you for the 20
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gifted yamy Kuma thank you for the gifted me thank you for the Supa ooh I hope your hair turned out really good sakis son welcome back Skelly and rapol thank you both for the supas thank you thank you nataki yira chica
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K uh welcome back everybody rmo thank you for the super sticker thank you thank you okay sorry uh km and huki welcome back weu thank you for the sua oh happy birthday thank you so much for stopping by and spending time with us I hope you
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have an amazing birthday please treat yourself Sone welcome back as as well um Nina Jenny and tri princess thank you all for the supas star Patria Zenobia and Lucy welcome back everybody thank you Sao thank you for the Supa flower
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Works welcome back as well thank you so much oh my God your fiance and you are cosing closing do you mean like cosplaying is auto correct yipp take photos so that we can see thank you for the akupa thank you
Speaker A
thank you starsin welcome back Haru and Sophia thank you both for the supas uh s welcome back thank you so much yui and me that's thank you both for the supas thank you thank you and mo thank you for the 10 gifted thank you
Speaker A
everyone thank you thank you I know futan is probably just reading super chats or something but I feel like he's going to chat for a bit I don't know if I should send it send you guys to him because we do have
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to we do have a meeting it's okay we can go he's he's probably going to chat for a bit I got to I got to go though MOA and me thank you both for the sup thank you thank
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you okay I will see you guys for Minecraft tomorrow or I don't even know maybe Minecraft tonight even if I feel up for staying up again okay I'll see you soon everybody stay hydrated eat something if you're hungry
Speaker A
remember to read rules and I'll see you I'll see you soon bye-bye I got to charge my phone got to buy a new charger byebye that's all
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