Speaker A
[laughter] Don't talk to me till I have my coffee. [laughter] What happens in the kitchen stays in the coffee.
A hilarious Smosh moments compilation featuring coffee jokes, quirky characters, and spontaneous laughter.
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Key Takeaways
- Humor is driven by spontaneous improvisation and character interplay.
- Recurring themes include coffee, quirky emotions, and playful insults.
- The cast’s chemistry and laughter enhance the entertainment value.
- Physical comedy and exaggerated reactions are central to the humor style.
- Audience engagement is implied through chat reactions and live responses.
What the video covers
- The video opens with humorous coffee-related jokes and banter.
- Characters discuss quirky new emotions like 'gay diarrhea' and 'pizza' with comedic effect.
- Cast members engage in playful improvisation and character mashups.
- Several funny skits involve exaggerated reactions, including a dramatic croissant-in-hand scene.
- The group attempts humorous challenges and scream contests, leading to laughter and chaos.
- Interactions include playful teasing, fist bumps, and comedic misunderstandings.
- The video features recurring jokes about characters’ quirks and running gags.
- There are moments of physical comedy and exaggerated facial expressions.
- The cast frequently breaks character due to uncontrollable laughter.
- The video ends with a mix of absurd humor and affectionate camaraderie among the cast.
Chapters
- 00:00Coffee Jokes and Banter
- 00:57Happy Coffee and Family Humor
- 01:36Gay Diarrhea and Pizza Emotions
- 02:16Character Casting and Mashups
- 03:31Improvised Challenges and Screams
- 05:31Croissant in Hand Skit
- 08:36Audience Interaction and Fist Bumps
- 09:11Pirate Note and Driving Chaos
- 11:24Wine List and Meatloaf Joke
- 13:21Closing Laughs and Cast Camaraderie
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Speaker A
[laughter] I'll be back. Okay, this is good. Live, laugh, [music] love, but first coffee.
Speaker A
[laughter] Happy wife, happy life. [laughter] Coffee. You had me at espresso coffee. [laughter] Only thing that's better than coffee, I take it with two coffees.
Speaker A
Happy coffee, happy wife, coffee. [laughter] Good morning kids, coffee, coffee. [laughter] Happy wife, happy coffee, coffee.
Speaker A
You wake me up and then there's coffee. [laughter] Get off! Coffee, coffee. [laughter] Hi, I'm Joy. Our girl Riley has grown a few years and now she's got a new emotion, gay diarrhea.
Speaker A
[laughter] I'm just diarrhea. You know that feeling when you eat too many tacos the night before? And also you're gay?
Speaker A
No, I'm not. Just diarrhea, just classic regular diarrhea. Gay diarrhea. Oh. And also, another new emotion, pizza.
Speaker A
Pizza! Now, see why is he NOT GAY PIZZA? [laughter] Pizza and gay diarrhea. Sorry, dude. [applause] Oh, no! How will Riley be happy with gay diarrhea? [laughter] Love you, pizza.
Speaker A
[laughter] We were cracking up back there 'cause I was like, "Okay, Chance, and you be diarrhea." And then Angel was like, "No, wait, gay gay diarrhea."
Speaker A
[laughter] And Chance just goes, "Can I just be cast as just diarrhea?" [laughter] And I was like, "I was pitching that because you were just gay. The character was gay." So it's a mashup, and he goes, "Yes." And I was like, "I didn't pitch that 'cause you're gay." It seems like it seems like Napkin watches his dad's content, and he thinks it's adult web.
Speaker A
[laughter] [laughter] [snorts] Nice. Get her. [screaming] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] What is it? What is it? Is it the hair in the back?
Speaker A
No. No. We're all breaking. I'm just laughing now. I, I, I, I, I got it. I got it.
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I ain't going to do this. [music] I'm going to go. I've never seen you make that face before.
Speaker A
Yeah, Courtney, we are ready. You're all good. The gas leak, the gas leak has its peak.
Speaker A
[laughter] Okay. All right, we're in it. Yeah. 3, 2, [laughter] 1. First go. Watch this.
Speaker A
It. He's got it. He's got it. Uh-oh. Whoa. Really good control. You got it.
Speaker A
[laughter] Actually scaring me with how close it is. Okay. Yeah. [screaming] [laughter] Don't do this. Guys, guys, guys.
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Guys, guys. I've never seen Tommy like that. Oh, [ __ ] okay. [laughter] [ __ ] Oh, it's close.
Speaker A
Oh, it's kind of... Oh, this is so good. Croissant in hand. I was alone.
Speaker A
[laughter] Officer, croissant in hand, [laughter] I was alone. Where were you on the night of the fourth?
Speaker A
Croissant in hand. I was alone. Croissant in hand. I couldn't have shot that woman.
Speaker A
Croissant was in hand. I was alone. [screaming] Not bad. You [ __ ] do it.
Speaker A
[laughter] I'll do it. You do it. I'll do it. Oh God, okay. Turn my, turn my, turn [laughter] your mic down.
Speaker A
Turn my, turn my [screaming] my turn. That's good. I'm pretty good. That was really good.
Speaker A
Did the chat like it? Here we go. Go. Oh, sorry. Pause it. Here we go.
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Like he's falling away. Go. Here we go. Here we go. Ready? Ready? Ready? Yeah.
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Oh, this is going to get me. [laughter] Please don't let me do this. Please don't let me do this.
Speaker A
Okay, here we go. Oh my gosh. [laughter] I'm you to make us laugh? Yeah, what's happening here?
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I'm going to do it. Here we go. [laughter] Oh my God. Oh my God.
Speaker A
I'm [laughter] watching this. 15,000 people just be like what's happening? We're trying [laughter] to do this scream.
Speaker A
It's my turn. It's my turn. He's a bloody guy. He then do it. It's my turn. He's a bloody guy. He we're trying to do the scream and do it.
Speaker A
It's my turn. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this.
Speaker A
[laughter] Okay. You have to get your [ __ ] together. You're done. You're done.
Speaker A
You have to get your [ __ ] together. No, I got it. I got it. I swear. I swear.
Speaker A
Then do it or you're going outside. Do it. [laughter] Here we go. Here we oh my God, you look so hot. Do it or you're going outside.
Speaker A
Literally focus. Focus. Focus. I'm sweaty. Focus. Focus. Here we go. Focus. Focus. I can do [laughter] it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it.
Speaker A
Everyone be quiet. Everyone be quiet. I can do it. Okay, then do it. Okay.
Speaker A
This is your chance to blow your chance in Boston [laughter] again. We need Dune.
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I need you're giving us holdovers right now. [sighs and gasps] [clears throat] [laughter] All of [screaming] that?
Speaker A
We waited all [laughter] we waited an hour for [screaming] all right, what would you like from this person?
Speaker A
[laughter] Anything. [clears throat] Uh, can you patty cake with me for a second? Wait.
Speaker A
Is that patty cake? No. Get ready to slop in three, two. What is this?
Speaker A
One. Oh, oh. This person thinks they're hilarious. [laughter] [music] Who would do that? Who would caress my face and slap me out of nowhere?
Speaker A
[music] Feels like an Ian move to me. Did you just boop me? That feels like an Ian move.
Speaker A
That is correct. For the person on the opposite side of the track, [music] could they hold out their hand for a fist bump? And then I want to see how this affects this contestant. Uh, contestant, could you
Speaker A
please walk back? [music] I mean, this should be Benny. That fist bump is going to make Benny run even faster. So, I'm going to guess Benny.
Speaker A
You are correct. Hey, by the way, speaking of sitting, your cigarette seems like it's gone out.
Speaker A
Would you like a new one? Yes. No one's ever literally offered me a new [music] one. Oh my God, what?
Speaker A
Cigarete? This is a cigarete? [laughter] Never knew how to spell it. What the [ __ ] is going on here?
Speaker A
It's not a cigarette, it's a [ __ ] note from a pirate. [laughter] I'm going to puke.
Speaker A
I'm going to puke. That must be our first clue. The black sails came in hard.
Speaker A
I'm going to die. What kind of gold we got? Rolls from the kingdom of the Jack Sparrows.
Speaker A
[laughter] Give it to me. You're done. What are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker A
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? That was Chica.
Speaker A
What are you... I can't literally can't believe you just almost faded out. About? Faded out.
Speaker A
Oh, oh, okay. I don't know where you just went right then. I literally felt like you let go of the steering wheel. Then I was by myself on a highway and we were about to go off a bridge.
Speaker A
Are you insane? You can't... I, I'm pressing the wrong buttons. I'm sorry. Do that again.
Speaker A
Okay. You go. You go. You got it. Oh, yeah. Oh. That's what it's like. That... Oh, oh, look at music box going up and oh, don't do, don't turn away.
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How do you take off the mask? Yeah, uh, this one. God, you're [laughter] what the literally what the... That was so awful. That was so awful.
Speaker A
This one. I can't believe you just did that to me. [laughter] I feel, I literally feel so betrayed. I feel like you almost went off a bridge and then you were like, "I'm taking the keys." [laughter] And you left me hanging. And you walked
Speaker A
to the nearest town. And I was all by myself. And you took my wallet.
Speaker A
[laughter] And it's so cold. I have no jacket. I dressed up for the night. I have nothing. I have no protection.
Speaker A
[laughter] I can't believe the timing of that [ __ ] you did that. It doesn't matter. The mask wasn't going to protect you from Foxy. That was going to happen no matter what.
Speaker A
Check my middle finger. Oh. [laughter] I was so gentle. Uh, I got to this person I think has baby hands.
Speaker A
Bid. In three, two, one. Oh, wow. One. [music] Oh, wow. God damn. Wow, this person has some, uh, I think they have anger issues or they have something that they need to tell me verbally.
Speaker A
Oh, honey, I'm sorry. You wanted the white wine list. This is the red wine list. I'll get the lesbian sommelier.
Speaker A
[laughter] Chardonnay? [laughter] Chardonnay? Chardonnay? Chardonnay? Chardonnay? No! Chardonnay? No! What? [laughter] Chardonnay. That was pathetic.
Speaker A
So, so, Fred, have you gotten zero points so far? It would appear so.
Speaker A
Bummer. That's really, really rough, man. Because the winner gets to go have dinner meatloaf.
Speaker A
[laughter] Did somebody say meatloaf? It's about that time. And now, a woman who hates when it rains.
Speaker A
Insert like rain here.
Speaker A
Insert like rain here. [laughter] I hate WHEN IT RAINS. [laughter] BYE. ONCE I WENT INSIDE THE STORE AND I bought cheese for a birthday. [music] Once I went inside the store and I bought cheese for a birthday that
Speaker A
Once I went inside the store and bought [laughter] cheese. No! You forgot the I. I know the humping is really distracting.
Speaker A
[laughter] Echo master. [music] [laughter] Okay, wait. Does that mean the hump's out? No. When I say, "OH, YEAH." YOU SAY, "OH YEAH." [laughter] OH, GOD.
Speaker A
OH, [screaming] YEAH. YOU DIDN'T YEAH. Miss P, anyway anyway they do it in slow mo.
Speaker A
This is This is so rough. I hate watching this. [laughter] I love you guys so much. This is so fun.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Okay, whose turn is it? Just for the record, I got two bummer, so Yes, Shane.
Speaker A
Miss P, I said oh, yeah and he did not. Oh. [laughter] What should I put in?
Speaker A
Clearly it's all creatures and gay to BE CERTAIN TOO. [laughter] THAT WAS MY EXPERIENCE LISTENING TO FRANK INSIDE. They're like, "He was [screaming] a queer fellow and I had a gay time walking with him." [laughter] I WAS LIKE,
Speaker A
"OKAY LIKE OKAY MARY." What is that face? [music] Oh. Oh, you two suck. Oh. Oh.
Speaker A
[music] [laughter] [music] Five, four, three. What the hell? ONE. [laughter] WHAT'S GOING ON, YOU TWO?
Speaker A
WHAT THE [ __ ] is going on, you two? to know. It's so hard to know.
Speaker A
on, you two? Cuz Shane is just so rigid. you guys IS SOMETHING BAD. [laughter] ONE OF YOU GUYS IS SOMETHING BAD.
Speaker A
YOU [screaming] HAVE TO PLAY that part [gasps] and zoom in on YEAH, [laughter] YEAH.
Speaker A
OH MY GOD! [screaming] WHAT HAPPENED? clearly told that he is the baker. like, "Fuck." [laughter] Cuz he says, "You are the dancer." And look, HE GOES [laughter] [music] AND THEN HE SEES me see him and he goes [laughter]
Speaker A
And then he just starts going Stones. Large Large stones. Sapphire, guys. Yeah. My birthstone.
Speaker A
THANKS, SHANE. [laughter] OH, THANKS. THANKS BUD. [laughter] SAPPHIRE, GUYS. THAT'S RIGHT. ANGELA, WHAT MONTH IS your birthday?
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[music] My goodness. [laughter] SHE IS YOUR FRIEND. [laughter] SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNEY POPPED.
Speaker A
[laughter] SHE THOUGHT [screaming] YOU WERE KIDNEY POPPED. IT'S KIDNAPPED. [screaming] OH MY GOD!
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