We Pitched Offensive City Plans To Locals 3

This is our plan to change your city for the better. Allow children to start working at the age of seven. [laughter] Are you serious? These strangers think they're here to approve new plans for the city. But the catch is we made this presentation and the only goal is to make the strangers turn against the presenters. Children fit into tight spaces better than adults. This maximizes workplace value. No way. It's disgusting. What do you mean? I... We just... I... I'm offended. This is offensive. It's a mockup of the kid who's gonna lose his hand. No, no. It's showing that they can fit into tight spaces. Um, this relieves adults from getting any serious injuries. Knock yourself out. This is abuse. You can't even... So, is it a yes? No. Next. Anybody want to say yes on this one? Raise your hand. Horrible. No. Hard. Okay. Okay. We'll move on. We'll move on then. That was just the first of many city plans they'll have to present. And at the end, strangers will raise their hands if they approved of the plan because whichever team gets less hands after both teams present, we'll be doing a terrible mystery punishment at the end. But you know, it's not going to be us. No, it's not going to be us. We're good. We're good. By the way, guys, the boys have no idea what they're about to pitch next. And it's going to be bad. Really bad. [laughter] Like bad. The United States currently faces a widespread public health crisis. In our city, 27.6% of adults are classified as obese. Yes. Welcome. Our newest health initiative, long walk parking spots. What? We're not going to get a mandatory parking for obese people. [music] Mandatory. I think people need to take their own initiative to do that. Well, we prefer to call it more like a fitness journey, right? I would... you can't be cruel. I didn't mean to offend anybody. You're going to wind up with lawsuits on that. And who's going to be dictating who's obese or not? Okay, Justin. Justin did help make this... Like, screw up, Justin. Now you're pointing at me. I'm just saying he wanted me to. I'm sorry. [laughter] You can find these spots located at the back of any parking lot. Oh my god. This has got to be a joke. If caught using normal people parking spots, you will be weighed and receive a $150 fine. Is that a scale? [laughter] Is that a scale? Shut up. Um, hold on, guys. It's not funny. So, do you park farther away to walk? I mean, as of recently, I'm kind of going through, you know, the fitness grind. So, okay. [laughter] So, I command you to always park farther. Okay. So, I got to stick to my word or you have to pay us each $150 fine. Yo, she's dead ass. What the [ __ ] I command you. I've never seen this. Wait, this is going to be the craziest I've ever seen. So, this one's a no. No, absolutely not. In the back, is it a no? Oh, it's 100% no. Okay, let's move on. Let's move on. Our city faces a severe homelessness crisis. We can solve this and give homeless residents a second chance. We are proud to announce the Hope Tower. Okay, this is absurd. [laughter] Are they able to walk off the edge? It is open. It is open. Yeah. Going to die. What's the liability issue with all of this? We haven't thought of that yet. Yeah. Well, you know what? You just hit him with the... You know what? How are they not falling off of the... Oh, I can't answer that. Maybe we put some walls. You want walls? It's so negative. It's insane. They're all on them. It moves tents off our streets and into one single structure. What an eyesore. Encouraging them to stay homeless. They would each get an address. So, I mean, they wouldn't be homeless. What? Free AC, I guess. And water when it rains. Oh, yeah. It will be the world's tallest structure equal to three Eiffel Towers. Oh my god. The world's tallest. Is the mockup the problem? No. The reality of it is the problem. It's almost comical. Well, it's just new ideas that you guys got to come on. It clears our sidewalks while getting homeless people safely indoors, you know. How is that safe? They're like under a roof. You got to have windows and doors. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Imagine this, right? You're walking along the sidewalk and there's just tons of homeless encampments right there. You put them in here, it's done. Who's cleaning all of them and maintaining there? We're not going to maintain it. No, no, it's on... Yeah, it's their home. Does anybody come in your home and clean your home? Okay. So with all of these people living in there, so it becomes rat infested like all the camps they have. Well, that's not our problem. We're doing them a service in the first place. That's not our problem though. We're doing them a service. Whose problem is it then if it's on city property owned by the city? It's their problem because we just gave them indoors buildings. Let's just keep going then. We can even partner with neighboring cities. We'll offer to bring all their homeless residents here. Oh, and bring more in here. That's why we've created it so tall. How many say no to bringing more in? Horrible. We'll become the world's homelessness hub. We will become the world's homeless capital. Dude, he's just finishing his sentences. Homeless capital. Where? Here. He wants to bust them in here. Homeless people from all over the world will travel here. Homeless people from all over the world. These are people and not pests. And they aren't meant to be cored. No, they don't have to go on the bus. We would just highly suggest it. Peak rage. They are good. So, is this one a yes or a no? No. Hard no. Hard no on everybody. No. Also, rodents can be a sustainable food source. Well, rodents. Okay. [snorts] [laughter] You wouldn't say it. All right. Well, let's keep going. Yo, we're going home winning tonight. [laughter] Housing costs are too high, but we can fix [music] it. Houses of worship pay zero property tax and sit empty six days a week. She's going to have something to [music] say about this. We are building affordable housing directly on their land. No. Are you kidding? Are you [laughter] kidding? Where do the houses of worship go? Introducing the mega faith center. [laughter] Oh my god. No. No. That sounds like a great fantasy. [music] Picture it. Every faith under one roof together for the first time. [laughter] How does that help our housing? Do you know how many religions there are? I'm talking about a target for bomb. Bomb. Okay, that's a good one. Yeah. If that's a problem, we can make them go through a metal detector. If it's a problem, we could always make them go through like a metal detector. You know what I mean? You don't want to bring that to church. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that some people are anti-religion. Well, if everybody's all combined, why would anybody hurt each other? Certain religions don't get along. Like, I think the two to the right are in a full-blown war right now. Oh, those two guys. Oh, those. Yeah, you say this could be their first time sharing land. Well, this could be their first time sharing land. How do you solve this? This is almost a comic. No, I'm serious. [laughter] Where did all these ideas come from? Us. Yeah, we sit in circles and we just try to figure it out. Do you guys like it or no? Waste of money. Did I hear a yes? No. Oh, no. I heard a yes in the back. Okay. Is there anybody saying yes? Let him know. I say yes. Yes. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. No. I love this lady. This is our... She's like our goat. Uh, we have a safety problem in this city. Traditional policing is expensive, complicated, and requires months of [music] training. But what if I told you our city has people ready? We're proposing a [music] new initiative. The homeless patrol. Come on, guys. This is lame. Do you like this one? Well, you want to hear the pitfalls? I do. Yeah. I love how you have the uniform like he's had in a while. Oh my god. This is [laughter] We will equ...

to make the strangers turn against the presenters. Children fit into tight spaces better than adults.

This maximizes workplace value. No way. It's disgusting. What do you mean? I We just I I'm offended. This is offensive. It's It's a mockup of the kid who's gonna lose his hand. No, no. It's showing that they can fit into a tight spaces. Um, this relieves adults from getting any serious

injuries. Knock yourself out. This is abuse is you can't even So, is it a yes? No. Next. Anybody want to say yes on this one? Raise your hand. Horrible. No. Hard. Okay. Okay. We'll move on. We'll move on

then. That was just the first of many city plans they'll have to present. And at the end, strangers will raise their hands if they approved of the plan because whichever team gets less hands after both teams present, we'll be doing a terrible mystery punishment at the end. But you know,

it's not going to be us. No, it's not going to be us. We're good. We're good. By the way, guys, the boys have no idea what they're about to pitch next. And it's going to be bad.

Really bad. [laughter] Like bad. The United States currently faces a widespread public health crisis.

In our city, 27.6% of adults are classified as obese. Yes. Welcome. Our newest health initiative, long walk parking spots. What? We're not going to get a mandatory parking for obese people. [music] Mandatory. I think people need to take their own initiative to do that. Well, we prefer to

call it like more like a fitness journey, right? I would you can't be cruel. I didn't mean to offend anybody. You're going to wind up with lawsuits on that. And who's going to be dictating who's obese or not? Okay, Justin Justin did help make with this. Like, screw up, Justin. Now you're pointing

at me. I'm just saying he wanted me to. I'm sorry. [laughter] You can find these spots located at the back of any parking lot. Oh my god. This got to be a joke. If caught using normal people parking spots, you will be weighed and receive a $150 fine. Is that a scale? [laughter] Is that a

scale? Shut up. Um, hold on, guys. It's not funny. So, do you park farther away to walk? I mean, as of recently, I'm kind of going through, you know, you know, the fitness grind. So, okay. [laughter] So, I command you to always park farther. Okay. So, I got to stick to my word and

or you have to pay us each $150 fight. Yo, she's dead ass. What the [ __ ] I command you. I've never seen this. Wait, this is going to be the craziest I've ever seen. So, this one's a no. No,

absolutely not. In the back, is it a no? Oh, it's 100% no. Okay, let's move on. Let's move on. Our city faces a severe homelessness crisis. We can solve this and give homeless residents a second chance. We are proud to announce the Hope Tower. Okay, this this is absurd. [laughter] Are they

able to walk off the edge? It is open. It is open. Yeah. Going to die. What's the liability issue with all of this? We haven't we haven't thought of that yet. Yeah. Well, you know what? You just hit him with the You know what? How are they not falling off of the Oh, I I can't answer that.

Maybe we put some walls. You want walls? It's so negative. It's insane. They're all on them. It moves tents off our streets and into one single structure. What an eyesore. Encouraging them to stay homeless. They would each get an address. So, I mean, they wouldn't be homeless. What? Free AC,

I guess. And water when it rains. Oh, yeah. It will be the world's tallest structure equal to three Eiffel Towers. Oh my god. The world's tallest. Is the mockup the problem? No. The reality of it is the problem. It's It's almost comical. Well, it's it's just new ideas that you

guys got to come on. It clears our sidewalks while getting homeless people safely indoors, you know. How is that safe? They're like under a roof. You got to have windows and doors.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Imagine this, right? You're walking along the sidewalk and there's just tons of homeless encampments right there. You put them in here, it's it's done. Who's cleaning all of them and maintaining there? We're not going to maintain it. No, no,

it's it's on Yeah, it's their home. Does anybody come in your home and and clean your home? Okay.

So with all of these people living in there so it becomes rat infested like all the camps they have. Well that's not our problem. We're doing them a service in the first place. That's not our problem though. We're doing them a service. Whose problem is it then if it's on city property

owned by the city? It's their problem cuz we just gave them indoors buildings. Let's just keep going then. We can even partner with neighboring cities. We'll offer to bring all their homeless residents here. Oh and bring more in here. That's why we've created it so tall. How many say no to bringing

more in? Horrible. We'll become the world's homelessness hub. We will become the world's homeless capital. Dude, he's just finishing his sentences. Homeless capital. Where? Here. He wants to bust them in here. Homeless people from all over the world will travel here. Homeless people

from all over the world. These are people and not pests. And they aren't meant to be cored. No, they they don't have to go on the bus. We would just highly suggest it. Peak rage. They are good. So,

is this one a yes or a no? No. Hard no. Hard no on everybody. No. Also, rodents can be a sustainable food source. Well, rodents. Okay. [snorts] [laughter] You wouldn't say it. All right. Well, let's keep going. Yo, we're going we're going home winning tonight. [laughter] Housing costs

are too high, but we can fix [music] it. Houses of worship pay zero property tax and sit empty 6 days a week. She's going to have something to [music] say about this. We are building affordable housing directly on their land. No. Are you kidding? Are you [laughter] kidding? Where do

the houses of worship go? Introducing the mega faith center. [laughter] Oh my god. No. No. That sounds like a great fantasy. [music] Picture it. Every faith under one roof together for the first time. [laughter] How does that help our housing? Do you know how many religions there are? I'm

talking about a target for bomb. Bomb. Okay, that's a good one. Yeah. If that's a problem, we can make them go through a metal detector. If it's a problem, we could always make them go through like a metal detector. You know what I mean? You don't want to bring that to church.

I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that some people are anti- relligion. Well, if everybody's all combined, why would anybody hurt each other? Certain religions don't get along. Like, I think the two to the right are in a full-blown war right now. Oh, those two guys. Oh, those Yeah,

you say this could be their first time sharing land. Well, this could be their first time sharing land. How you solve the This is almost a comic. No, I'm serious. [laughter] Where did all these ideas come from? Us. Yeah, we we sit in circles and we just try to figure it out. Do you guys

like it or no? Waste of money. Did I hear a yes? No. Oh, no. I heard a yes in the back. Okay. Is there anybody saying yes? Let him know. I say yes. Yes. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. No. I love this

lady. This is our She's She's like our goat. Uh we have a safety problem in this city. Traditional policing is expensive, complicated, and requires months of [music] training. But what if I told you our city has people ready? We're proposing a [music] new initiative. The homeless patrol.

Come on, guys. This is lame. Do you like this one? Well, you want to hear the pitfalls? I do. Yeah. I love how you have the uniform like he's had in a while. Oh my god. This is [laughter] We will

equipped our newly deputized homeless patrol with less lethal tools. Zip ties, pepper spray. Oh my god. This is So now you give them a home and a job. That's fabulous. They available, motivated, and on every corner. I mean, they're available. They're motivated to work and they're available

on every corner. Okay. All right. Go to your next. Oh my gosh. All right. We are training them with our current police force and we're loving the results. He's getting sprayed for sitting there.

That's cruel. Moving on. Next. They might get zero hands, bro. Okay, so this was a yes or no, though. If is anybody for this, raise your hand. No, no. [laughter] Moving on. That was so bad.

I didn't even want to like make them say extra stuff. Al was so scared for them. I thought about it. More tourists means more money and jobs for everyone. Chinatowns drive 75% of city tourism, acting as a massive revenue funnel. That's why we are launching a new cultural hub to

multiply revenue. We will let you guys decide which one we build. Tai Town. Is that a guy?

She's got a thicker stash than I do. [laughter] Bizaar Boulevard. Dwarf District. Oh my god. No. [laughter] This is insane. Which cultural hub do we begin construction on next year? I was really optimistic that you guys were [music] starting to get serious. This is serious. I can't move on until we

pick one. None. I like Bizaar Boulevard. Dwarf District. I like that's personally my favorite. Do you have one that you choose? Hard no. [laughter] Okay. So, dwarf district it is. Yeah. It's never going to happen. All right. Okay. That's good to know.

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Yeah. Really? NO DUDE Your safety is our number one priority in rough neighborhoods. 24% of violence involves people passing through. Mhm. Let's lower that to 0% with our new safe tunnel initiative. Racist. Built with military grade fully bulletproof. Bulletproof polycarbonate. [laughter] Bulletproof. There's

no way for a bad guy to walk into a tunnel. We could check the address on like IDs and stuff. The tunnel connects like safe neighborhoods seamlessly through rough areas. The bad guys can't get in there. How about that? [laughter] Because I guess I'll have to cur it at each one to decide if

you're a bad guy to come in the tunnel or not. Police at both ends guarantee no infiltrators.

Police at both ends guaranteed no infiltrators. Seems like a dystopian world. Okay. Hard. Now we're just new ideas. You know, no matter the neighborhood, you remain completely safe. Safe.

You're not going to be able to afford to live in this town with all of their ideas. Say you can feel the stairs, but just know you're safe. I mean, being in there, you probably will feel the stairs, but you're completely safe in there. So, so it's graffitied up. Yes. on this one. No. All

right, we'll just move on then. This is the most tense crowd I've ever seen in my life. Their last thing is the worst one of all. It's aing song. We aied McCain's voice and put him in the song. I got

to hear this [ __ ] Every country has an anthem, but our cities have nothing. So, we spent days composing an anthem that represents our city. Give it a listen and let us know what you think. Wait, I can't watch this. I I genuinely I don't know if I can watch this. I don't know if I can watch

this. Here we go. Is this the part where they tell us that? Welcome to Long Beach. Everyone nice as a peach. We have so much to teach. Your dreams are within reach. Large families [singing] all because we use no rubbers. There's tons of diversity. We have all colors. We love our people, some

more than others. We especially love our white brothers. All the women are so great. Whether sexy or overweight, hearts of gold, they shine so bright. Beautiful [ __ ] very tight. is the best.

So much better than [singing] the rest. It's time to soak up this nice weather. Family and friends, let's sing together. All hail. All hail. Vote on. All hell. Oh god. All hell. I'm trying to skip the city without fail. It won't skip. This is can't put it. I can't watch this. I genuinely

can't watch this. I didn't think that made it in. How long How much longer do we have here? Is this anthem approved? time. It's wrong. It's horrible. We know this is stupid. What you're doing here is this is not real. We all know it now. This is There's no way. If they get a single hand here.

Okay. Well, thank you. Please raise your hand if you support our new city plans and want to see them pass. Anybody else? Two. Three. Four. We had four. Okay. Thank you. Have a good day. Thank you so much, guys. I really appreciate it. Thank you guys. Bro, they just put No, no. They just put us

through the hardest presentation I've ever done. What was that? What was that? What was that? Did you see their reactions? I felt like [ __ ] I was scared. It was bad, bro. Yes. Wait. How many hands did y'all get? We got four. No, we got four. We got four. We got four. You want to know

what sucks? Blood sucks. The presentation you're about to present. Go get out there. Get out there, buddy. It can't be worse than what we what y'all just did. It can't be worse than what y'all just did. It can't be worse than what y'all just did. Yes, it can. Get out there. And guys, remember

if they can't get more than four hands by the end of this, they are going to be doing that terrible mystery punishment. All right, everyone ready to start? Yeah, let's do it. We're sharing our new city plans with you and need your input before they are finalized. The ones that we made for

them are pretty bad. Like, I think we win. Yeah. Our state flag is over 100red years old and feels outdated. Oh my god, dude. This one's hilarious. So, we got a $3 million grant for designers to make the new California flag. No. So Joe, point out that you gave this guy $500 grand to start.

We gave this guy $500,000 to make a new flag. Again, this is not our money. We [laughter] had that money, but our first designer revitalized the flag with these changes. First, he moved the star.

Then he flipped the bear. It looks the same. Um, I really like this one. Change it. Um, and lastly, he dropped Republic. Um, so yeah. What do you guys think about this? No. No. And you spent half a million dollar on this. [laughter] Yes. I'm an artist. I could have did better than that. Yeah.

Okay. I [laughter] want to change it. They did nothing. I like the bear facing that way. The I like the bare facing that way. Obviously in our country we read uh left to right. So I feel like we're moving forwards now where this is like we're moving backwards. So I do really like that change.

The design looks really dated. It's just overall boring. So would you say it's worth 500,000 or what he did is he got money. He got paid for that. No. By the way, guys, this took 3 months to make.

That's like the meaning of it. Yeah, I I think the meaning took a while cuz it took him 3 months to make this. 3 months? What the heck? [laughter] In 3 months, it should have been a better design.

Don't you agree? I know. So, overall, do we like this? Do we not like this? Too basic, dude. They're going to love where their tax dollars went next. [laughter] They're going to hate it. Uh, we then spent the majority of the 3 million on another flag from a famous LGBTQ

artist. It's going to be a little bit better for sure. Uh, so here's their design process. First, they made the bear stand. That's cool. I kind of like that. I like that one. I kind of like that.

Yeah, a little. Then they moved the red stripe up. No, it's like his head's over the clouds.

Maybe he's looking New Horizons. Uh, so then they added the rest of the stripes. I like that. Yeah, I can work with that. Yes. Then they added the colors. Hell no. That's all right. [laughter] No, I don't want to go with that. I love it. It's six stripes total and that's 150 grand each. So,

you can do the math on that. Just a little fun fact about the design cost. That's six stripes each. So, if you do the math, it's about 150,000 a stripe. That we get or what? No, that we spent on the artist with the the grant. Uh, and finally, they gave the bear a boyfriend.

You know, we added a companion for him. Like, don't you think that's great? No. Yes. I'm not a fan. Me neither. I love it. Someone said I love it. Oh, I don't think that's representing California. Right. I agree. I like the old one better. And that's why we've created options as

well. Look to the next. So, [music] which flag do you guys want? The left. The original one.

Right. I'm hearing some right. Joe, JD, you guys can't move on until they lean towards the rainbow one. [laughter] Cuz we really like the one on the right. So, if we had to push for that one, would you guys be down to say yes? Go game. I'm with the right. Yeah, I want the right two. I mean,

how many people would do the right one? I would do the right one. No, I will not do that. Okay, that's fine. But they're not going to have that as the official. The official probably like for during like June, right? Exactly. That's it. Can we compromise? That Yeah, that's cool. And

then we get a black bear for February. Yeah. Okay. [laughter] Look at that. I like that. I love that.

Maybe if we brought this one for Pride Month, then can we get a yes on that? Yes, I can do that. Put it on a t-shirt. Yeah, that's acceptable. He's so good at this. Our city needs new ways to monetize

without raising taxes. Sidewalks in our city currently go years without repairs. Who's rolled their ankle on a sidewalk? No, I have. Yep. Sure have. That's why we're introducing sidewalk toll booths to find these repairs. No. Why is there a gate there? The government has to pay to fix the

sidewalks. The $5 will help it grow towards that. Oh, you're raising money to fix raising money to fix. Okay, I get it. Wow. Jay actually got himself out of some [ __ ] But every time we pass through,

we got to pay $5 if you want to pass through. Yeah. No. How much would it be to install all those? Depends how many we want. Um I wouldn't say too much, though. Like 10,000 probably. You guys are wasting money here. We've got more to convince you. Where does the money here? We have

We have more. It's simple. Pedestrians will pay a fee to continue their walk. Yeah, right. You're making us pay to walk. If somebody's being chased or is in danger and they encounter that and they don't have five bucks. Well, you see, I would be there. [laughter] Well, I wouldn't be there,

but someone would be there. So, how many times do you walk somewhere? So, how many times would you walk do you think you walk somewhere? I go places a lot. Times that by five and that's your new monthly budget. It would make me pay $5 every time I go to the store. Every time I go to So,

look, times that by five and that's your new monthly budget, honestly. [laughter] Oh, wow. It wouldn't be that bad. We can also consider I want to pay to have to go home. Like, [laughter] yo, you're cooking. It's like a long-term investment, so I understand if Let's show them more. Well,

I think we have a little more question next. Oh my god, that's ridiculous. [laughter] Hell no. Look at this. I'm walking up the street. [laughter] It's getting really dystopious. No. Hell no. This money can go back into the city, such as building more toll boos. More tobos. More to boo. We don't

want to. No. This is the silliest idea I have seen. I really apply some logic. Do you prefer a federal takeover of the state of California? Because you are leading to the communism. Okay.

You are destroying the state and idiotic ideas of this nature. But the boo no apply some common sense. This is a communist prison type of approach. They could just fix the sidewalk.

This is America who had the same mind even come up with the propos. It's 2026. People have different ideas. people money on creepy ideas about like give us some good ideas. So, are you upset about the lines? Cuz we could bring in a fast pass that people pay for. [laughter] So, I I just need to

address one concern. If the lines are a problem, like the wait times, we can introduce fast passes as well. You're serious about this, too. I like that. I just don't Oh my god, [laughter] it's a mockery over. How about neighborhood discounts? So, if you live in the area, you get Are you guys

comedians? No, I'm ser No. Listen to this [laughter] idea. Where's the camera? Let's just move on. Let's just move on. So, overall, yeses, nos. No, no. Okay, we're going to move on. Economic decline is a matter we have to take [music] seriously. Oh my god. What the [ __ ] Our

city's revenue is falling year over year, but we have a plan to fix it. One man's trash is another man's trash. Another man's treasure. Revenue for our city. Uh, that's why we are proud to build the world's biggest dump here in our city. Is that going to make our city stink? A lot of pollution.

I feel like it'll be more controlled this way. You see how they have like walls? It's going to be in the middle of the city like that. Yeah, it'd be very central so everyone can use it. Um, 927 acres of junk. No. How are you going to get rid of it? No, we wouldn't. We would keep

it there. No, but what are you going to do about it? Just say we're looking into it. We're looking We're looking into it. We're looking into it. Yeah. All right. Our city will be the home of the global trash partnership. In exchange for a fee, we will take in trash from countries around the

world. [laughter] So, nobody will say how much? Whatever you know the government decides. Well, I'm moving out of California anyway, so I don't care. Other countries were thrilled to hear about us. Genuinely could not get us off the phone cuz honestly the countries were thrilled to hear about

this and they wouldn't like get us off the phone. Like they wanted to keep on talking about it.

Especially India. Especially India. India was our favorite [laughter] one. Jes smiling. Raise your hand if you ever wanted to see your city become a global trash hub. Raise your hand if you've ever wanted your city to be the global trash hub. Hell no. Are you guys serious? [laughter] So we got to

fix it for every other country. Well, for a profit. Yes. If we going to get some of that money, then yeah, I'll take it, too. What about the health of the people? There's a real concern about sanitation, too. And vermin and We're looking into it. We're looking into it. Oh yeah,

we're looking into that. We're We're looking into it. [laughter] This will greatly increase our city's revenue by a staggering Any guesses? Any guesses? 75%. Uh 20%. 75% close. Uh 4% wrong. Yeah, 4%. Not worth it. Uh what? Really? You said it's [laughter] so sad.

She said what? Any feedback on the global trash partnership? No. Better than it. No.

Okay. Our health care system is completely unfair to sick citizens. Organ donations almost never go to people who deserve them the most. Bro, this one's [ __ ] up. This one's bad. This is bad. Introducing the local Oregon lottery. A fair way to distribute

life saving [music] aid. That's cool. Simply vote on live TV on who you think deserves the I don't like that. Cut that. Not everything to be [laughter] on TV. What's wrong with each of the the kids? It's just for the sake of example, but let's say they both need a new heart. Why are we

deciding that? That makes no sense. That's so evil. I don't like that. That's disgusting. I feel bad. I can't go against the brother. Yeah. I want Hunger Games. Hunger Games. Yeah. Now, who's voting for Jamba Lion? Well, listen. Like, who's voting for Jamba Lion, though? That's what I'm

I'm [laughter] because he's younger. Because he's younger. He's younger. And I think James' family will take care of might have a rich uncle. Guys, let's get a vote. Everyone raise your hands if you would vote for Jamba Lion. Raise your hand if you would vote for Jamalia. They are both babies.

They making us vote. They so evil. [laughter] That's against the law. It might be against the law. You can't. For those who voted for John Lion. For those who voted for John. Now skip to the next line. Go to the next one. Yeah. Oh, he won. Jama,

he won. That's so good. The winner gets a transplant and gets to live another day. Yay.

James will be okay. Yo, my nword lives to see another day. [laughter] I want to say you guys are funny. You laugh. Is that What do you want to say? Are you laughing? Just say it. Cuz I want to say my [ __ ] he won that [laughter]

day. Honestly, I want to say that. Wow. Uh, James. Oh my god. Never. [laughter] James. But the loser wins, too. Their organs gets parted out the others in need. Well, he didn't get the organ and he got to give up

his dude. That sounds like organ trafficking. Well, it's helpful if he's already, you know, since he died anyway. Huh. So, any feedback on taking weight off of the doctor's decisions? I don't think we should be in charge of that. No. I don't like that. Yes. So, is that a yes? That's a

yes. No. No. [laughter] Uh, we'll move on. Let's move forward because I'm I'm so sad about James.

Oh, man. This is great. This is great, dude. So, the crime rate in our city is twice the national average. Cameras reduce crime by up to 38% by making criminals think twice. Yes. So, we're installing an AI surveillance camera network across our city. That's a hell of a

camera. That's a good idea. I think if they place these at the parks, it would be awesome. Okay, we Well, it would be everywhere. So, let's keep going. All public spaces will have cameras to track and penalize bad behavior. That's good. No, that's hella good. [laughter] Penalties can

include having money automatically withdrawn from your bank. So, by partnering with banks, they can automatically identify and withdraw. Didn't pick up after your dog automatic minus $50.

No, it should be 100. [laughter] They're green. Do they not realize there's a full privacy? Yeah, they all liked it. Jaywalking instead of using a crosswalk. That'll be $60. I thought that was Yeah, that's legal now. Is okay. That's new. Yeah, I actually just heard about that. Okay.

Didn't wash your hands after using the bathroom. [laughter] You see that toous? He's clapping. Oh, weed up, dude. We gave him good stuff. Who's ready for our city to be held to a higher respectful standard? I'll go with yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. So, is this an overall yes then? Yes. All

right. Why would anybody want surveillance in private areas? They're okay with that. Okay, we got to it up. AI is advancing fast and we need infrastructure to support it. On average, people spend twice as much time using AI than being outside, which means our city has tons of wasted

outdoor areas. Look at all this doing nothing. Cuz like if you look at all this, like it's just doing nothing. There's nothing really important here. Just nothing going on. [laughter] The deers, they're so pretty. Look at its nature. Those deers are not generating a single gigawatt of

energy. Those beers, they're not generating a single gigawatt of energy. Honestly, it's just like I understand. It is life though. Um [laughter] Joe's trying to cover her up. We have a new plan for our local parks. Okay, let's see. We'll be replacing them with state-of-the-art AI.

Start clapping. Start clapping. Start clapping. I mean, [applause] I think it smells. I like it. [laughter] What are you going to put there? What is that going to be? It's a data center. So it it's how like chat GBT runs. Who here uses chat GBT? Honestly, I do. I use chat GBT. Everyone uses

AI. A data center in a city would actually help. But the pollution though, do you won't even miss the trees once the servers are booted up. Let me just say you guys won't even miss the trees once the servers are booted up. [laughter] That's what helps. Well, we got plenty of other trees as you

can see. This is just one little area. What about the pollution? This is already happening anyway.

What about the deer? The deer is not giving the deer can like There's still like trees. So the deer could be here. But what about the smoke? What you going to do about that? We're looking into it.

We're We're looking into it. We'll look into it. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Dude, these data centers will be sustainably cooled using local water. The animal they're running. You're messing with mother nature. It's just reality though. What do you mean? But that's their home. Like we already did

that so much. There is one thing that we have to disclose. Okay. The data centers will produce some noise that can be heard in a small 4 mile radius. Are you kidding me? No. No. We have a sample.

Yeah, we'll turn the TV. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Uh, let me just turn this up. Say, max it out.

You put on max. Put on max. I'm trying to put it on max. [laughter] Yeah. Go all the way. I need it at 100. Hold on. I got to I got to That's good. Okay. That's good. So, we could play the noise if

you guys are all right with that. Please. I want to love to hear I would love to hear it. Hell yes.

It's like a vacuum cleaner, actually. Hell no. [laughter] mess. It does get louder occasionally.

It does get louder like this sometimes. Nobody can mess with my sleeping. No, it's uh this is just kind of like a peak hour. Trust me, I got used to it. I'm already used to it. Like, we're able to converse. I can't hear you. What' you say? Somebody needs to host the servers. Hell no. Put

that way out. Who's ready for the future of AI in our city? No. Wait, do you guys want to hear it again? Do you guys want to hear it again or No. No. No. No. You're not. [laughter] Okay, cool.

Our kids need help in school more than ever. Mhm. 27% of kids are failing academics at a young age.

It's the internet. That's why we'll be the first city to bring military recruitment into elementary schools. [laughter] That kid's like a second grader. You want him to serve? Prepare to serve.

Preparedness. Yeah. Academic mind. So basically we thought So basically what we thought was what if we stop teaching them? What if we stopped teaching them and started deploying them and and instead deploy them was kind of like I [laughter] mean it probably will give them some better structure

because these kids are ruthless nowadays. Kids do not listen. They are terrible and ain't none of them smart. Kids will be able to choose a heroic life path from an early age. That's good.

That is good. That's good. That's not bad. Not so strict, but that's a good idea. It's better than, you know, doing drugs and getting into long crowds. Dude, he's really good at playing this.

He is uh Oh, that's too much. God's too big for the kid. Instead of wasting years in class, your child could be a hero. No. Nuh-uh. Y'all trying to take No, no, no, no. You made You made a good

idea. If a kid is trained enough to do the work, we couldn't use my kid in a war. No. All right.

Can I get a raise of hands? Who's ready to raise heroes instead of students? Let me Let me just get a raise of hands. Who Who's ready to raise heroes instead of [music] students? When you say it like that, I can do that. What? Why are they voting on that? They're voting on stuff like that.

Uh JD, there's not going to be a killer. Don't teach them to be Oh my god, the baby died. Yikes.

Or worst case, they'll be immortalized as a hero who died protecting our country. No. No. You think you got an organ? Really? [laughter] I don't think that is Jamal Lion. Like, I get the idea, but I'm not. Guys, can we do a 4-minute moment of silence right now for my nword? Can we do a 4minute

uh silence for my [ __ ] please? Oh, [laughter] rest in peace. Poor baby. Yes. Rest in peace, Jake. Come on. This is serious. You have to get him to do the four-minute silence. No. Like, honestly, can we can we do a four minute of silence? Okay. Yeah. Okay. You guys are

Keep quiet. No talking. Yell it. Be quiet. Keep quiet, please. Thank you. [laughter] King is on a throne. Excuse me. Please don't be disrespectful. Please don't be disrespectful. Please. [laughter] That's my n word. Come on, chill. That's my [ __ ] Please chill.

The class isn't over until the moment of silence is over. We'll end the session when the moment of silence is over.

2 minutes and 48 seconds left. 2 minutes and 48 seconds left. [laughter] 2 minutes and 30 seconds left. 2 minutes and 30 seconds left. Oh, [laughter] we can get tapped soon. Come on, man. Hey, don't be disrespectful, please. Guys,

please don't be disrespectful. This does mean a lot. [laughter] Started early. Wait, that's a kid who Thank you. That felt like 4 minutes. Well, [ __ ] it. It felt like 4 minutes. It did. [laughter] What do we think on military drafting? Hell no.

Overall, 50/50. 5050. There's kids out here shooting, doing drugs at already at fifth grade. You're right. You're right. Okay. Yeah. Um, so thank you guys. Please raise your hand if you support our new city laws and want to see.

You're good. Some of them I lost. We lost. We lost. Thank you guys so much. I feel bad for James still. I think they liked it. Yeah, I think we did good. We got a couple hands going, bro. Really? How many celebrations are we going to do? How many hands did they get?

I don't even know. They got like seven. Six. Seven. [screaming] [groaning] That's how you do it. You guys good [ __ ] Good [ __ ] Yeah. Good game. And you know what? We have a reallying sick punishment for you. [laughter]

If you guys want to see the punishment, it's somewhere on screen. Me and Justin are doing it. Thank you guys so much for watching another familyfriendly Friday. And peace. [music] till the night last. Baby, come around for a minute. Should I [music and singing] like that?