Speaker A
- [Sam] Get ready for a game changer. Tonight's guests: "Um, actually," me, daddy. It's Mike Trapp.
Game Changer episode featuring comedians Mike Trapp, Grant O'Brien, and Jess Ross playing unpredictable word and humor games.
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Key Takeaways
- Game Changer is a unique comedy game show with changing rules each episode.
- Players rely on wit and humor rather than prior knowledge to score points.
- The show blends improv comedy with competitive gameplay.
- Jess Ross stands out for her quick wit and comedic timing.
- The format encourages spontaneous and creative answers.
What the video covers
- The episode features host Sam Reich with guests Mike Trapp, Grant O'Brien, and Jess Ross.
- Contestants play a game where the rules change each round, guessing humorous answers to prompts like 'I like my lovers like I like my coffee.'
- Players earn points for clever, funny, or fitting responses judged by the host.
- Rounds include categories such as 'Sex with me is like,' 'Are you a blank?,' and 'Threesomes are like blank.'
- A mini-game involves saying the word 'daddy' sexily, with players eliminated if they laugh.
- The episode includes witty banter, playful insults, and comedic improvisation.
- Players also guess whether objects are sex toys or dog toys, adding to the humor.
- Scores fluctuate with Jess Ross leading at various points, showcasing her comedic skill.
- The game emphasizes creativity, humor, and quick thinking without prior knowledge of the rules.
- The episode is part of the Dropout series 'Game Changer,' known for its unique and evolving gameplay.
Chapters
- 00:00Introduction and Guest Introductions
- 01:03Round 1: 'I like my lovers like I like my coffee'
- 02:55Round 1 Continued: 'I like my lovers like I like my cars'
- 04:40Round 1 Continued: 'I like my lovers like I like my yard work'
- 05:40Round 1 Continued: 'I like my lovers like I like my dental checkups'
- 06:44Round 1 Continued: 'I like my lovers like I like my parents' house'
- 07:40Board Game: 'Sex with me is like' and 'Are you a blank?'
- 08:29Mini-game: Sexy 'Daddy' Challenge
- 09:43Scores Update and Round 2 Setup
- 19:39Sex Toy or Dog Toy Guessing Game
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Speaker A
- Ey. Ey. - [Sam] How tall is he? He'll never tell. The cheeky Grant O'Brien.
Speaker A
- Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - [Sam] The pen is mightier than the sword. Erotic novelist, Jess Ross. - Ooh. - Ooh. - Ooh. - And your host, me.
Speaker A
- I've been here the whole time. This is Game Changer, the only game show where the game changes every show.
Speaker A
- I am your host, Sam Reich. I'm joined today by these three lovely contestants. Now, you all understand how the game works?
Speaker A
- No. - No. - That's right, our players have no idea what game it is they're about to play.
Speaker A
- The only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning.
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- So without further ado, let's begin. Players, you'll each of you find buzzers below your podiums.
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- If you would do me a favor and bring those out on top of your podiums, players.
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- (buzzer sounds) If you had a point, I would deduct it right now. (all laughing) Motherfucker.
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- Ah, we found the loophole. You can't lose if you have no points. - Players, "I like my lovers like I like my coffee." (buzzer sounds) Jess.
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- Weak. (all laughing) (buzzer sounds) - That's a point for Jess. Trapp. - Absolutely full of milk.
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- (all laughing) - That's a point for Trapp. (buzzer sounds) Grant. - On ice. - Oh.
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- What does that mean? - I like dead people. (Jess laughs) - I'll give you that.
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- That's two points. - Ooh. - For Grant. (buzzer sounds) - Jess. - Hot. (all laughing) A hot lover.
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- I'll say, as a late entry, Jess, I think you maybe could do a little better, but I'll give you the point. - Burning my mouth.
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- I like that better. That was more worthy of the point. Trapp. - Bottomless.
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- (all laughing) - That's a point for Trapp. In this absolute chaos of a round one, (Jess laughs) we have two, two, and two points.
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- Players, "I like my lovers like I like my cars." (buzzer sounds) Grant. - Fast.
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- (Mike laughs) - I'll give you the point, Grant, it's early. (buzzer sounds) - Capable of time-travel.
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- (all laughing) - What car are we talking about here? - The DeLorean. - I'll take it, Jess.
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- Yeah. - Like I said, it's early. We're not feeling ungenerous today. (buzzer sounds) Grant. - Big old pipes.
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- (Jess laughs) - What is a pipe in this euphemism? - A thick hog. - Multiple. - A big penis.
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- Or an exhaust pipe. - Yeah, I have to give it to you, Grant. That's a point for Grant.
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- Jess. - Pre-certified. (all laughing) - I'll take it, Jess. - Hell yeah. (buzzer sounds) - Grant. - Expensive.
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- I'll take it, Grant, but I'm gonna keep you at four points if only because I think your other one was a little weak.
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- I do also have to say, that's not how I like my cars. (Sam laughs) I like my cars very cheap.
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- That's how you like your Honda Civic. Yes? - A little damaged, but fixable.
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- Damn. - Romantic. - Wow, whoa. I can fix it. - Trapp, you can't fix it.
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- No, I can fix it. - You can't fix it, Trapp. - And then, our connection will be even stronger than ever.
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- Trapp describing me in high school. "I like my lovers like I like my yard work." (buzzer sounds) Grant. - Green.
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- As in? - Inexperienced and virginal, Sam. - Very good. Very good, Grant. I will take it, that's a point for you.
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- Jess. - Watching someone else do it. (all laughing) - Yes, Jess! - Yes! - Brilliant, Jess.
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- Two points for you. - Oh, yay. - Bringing you to- - 1000? - Six? - Oh, okay.
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- (buzzer sounds) - Neglected. (Grant and Jess laughing) - I'll give you the point, Trapp, very well done.
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- (buzzer sounds) Grant. - Dirty. (Mike and Jess laughing) - I'm moving on. (Jess giggling) "I like my lovers like I like my dental checkups." (buzzer sounds) - Just a little bit painful.
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- I'll give you that, Trapp, for sure, bringing you to five. Jess. - Quiet.
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- You like your dental work to be quiet? - Yeah, they always want to talk in the middle of it, and I'm like, I obviously can't speak right now.
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- And that goes for your lovers as well? - Yeah. - I'll give you the point, Jess, bringing you to seven.
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- Trapp. - Leaving me numb. (Sam gasps) - Ooh. - That's very good, Trapp. I'm gonna say two points.
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- Jess. - Every six months. (all laughing) - Jess! - I don't like sex. - You are killing it.
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- Two points for you, bringing you to nine. Grant. - Covered in lead. - I'm moving on.
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- "I like my lovers like I like my parents' house." (buzzer sounds) Grant. - With my parents inside.
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- (Sam and Mike laughing) - Oh my God. - I hate it, but it did make me laugh.
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- I'll give you the point, Grant. That brings you to six. (buzzer sounds) Grant. - With a cat named Fred.
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- (Mike and Jess laughing) - Absolutely not. (buzzer sounds) Grant. - With a liquor cabinet that sees a lot of use.
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- That's pretty funny. (buzzer sounds) I'll give you the point, that brings you to seven.
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- Jess. - Worth $300,000. (all laughing) - Holy shit. Two points for Jess, bringing her to 11.
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- (buzzer sounds) Trapp. - Getting more valuable with age. (all laughing) - Rather quaint, but I like it, Trapp.
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- I'll give you the point, bringing you to eight. Grant, you're clearly going for quantity instead of quality.
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- Buckshot, my friend. It's a strategy. - Yes? - I don't remember. - No, why would you?
Speaker A
- Players, that brings us to the board. Categories are: "Sex with me is like." "Are you a blank?" Because, you know, the style of the pickup line.
Speaker A
- Sure. - Or "threesomes are like blank." We'll start with Trapp, the board is yours.
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- I'll take "sex with me" for three, please. - "Sex with me is like a Sunday newspaper." (buzzer sounds) Mike Trapp.
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- Thicker than you thought. - Mm-mm-mm. - Ooh. - Wow. That is a well done, Trapp.
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- That'll be two points for you, bringing you to 10. (buzzer sounds) Jess. - A "Cathy" quote will come up.
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- (all laughing) - We'll say one point, Jess. It did make me laugh. Grant. - Joe Biden's gonna come inside.
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- (all laughing) - I don't think I'm gonna give it to you, Grant. I think you're quickly becoming the heel of the episode.
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- It's back to the board. It is now Grant's. - Yes. "Are you a" for four.
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- "Are you a flat earther, because?" (buzzer sounds) Grant. - Because, baby, you're making me some firmament.
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- (all chuckling) No, no, don't give that one to me. - No, no, no, I like the pun.
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- Grant, I'll give you the point. - I don't want it. - Oh, he doesn't want it.
Speaker A
- Never mind. - Take it away. - Are you a flat earther? Because I want to take you to the edge.
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- Oh, that's good. - See, see? - Trapp, that's what this game is all about.
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- That'll be two points for Trapp. I thought that was exceptionally clever. Jess. - Yeah, let's do "threesomes are like" for four.
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- Threesomes are like The War of 1812. (buzzer sounds) Jess. - Dads don't participate in it, but they're obsessed with it.
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- (all laughing) - Jess! The mind on you. That's three points for Jess Ross. - Hell yeah.
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- Trapp. - Not as memorable as the first one, but arguably more important. (Jess giggles) - I like it, Trapp, I see where you're going with that.
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- I'll give you the point. - Great. - We're back to the board, Mike Trapp.
Speaker A
- Let's do "are you a" for three. - "Are you a" for three. It's time for a mini-game.
Speaker A
- Oh boy. - Oh. - Very simple how this game works. Grant, if you could take a quick step back so that all of you can face each other.
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- We are going to take turns saying the word "daddy" as sexily as possible. - Oh my God.
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- The first person to laugh is out, the second person to laugh is out, and the third person wins the point or points, starting with Trapp.
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- Daddy. - Grant. - Daddy? Oh, I hated that. - You got yourself out, Grant.
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- I'm gonna sit right here. - It is Jess versus Trapp. - Daddy. (all laughing) I can't believe I won. - Jess takes it home!
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- Let's call that- - 1000? (Grant sputters) - You know, the mini-games are significant, Jess.
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- I think let's give you three points, bringing you to 18. - Wow. The scores headed into round two: Trapp with 13, Grant with 7, Jess with 18.
Speaker A
- Grant, the board is yours. - "Threesomes are like" for one. - "Threesomes are like a game of Twister." (buzzer
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Grant, the board is yours. - "Threesomes are like" for one. - "Threesomes are like a game of Twister." (buzzer sounds) Jess.
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- Difficult if you have a bad back. (all laughing) - With personal relevance. - Yes.
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- Yeah, I'll give you the point. - Yay. (buzzer sounds) Grant. - Stop when you see red.
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- Oh my God. - That's not how twister works, though. - The reds are the farthest one, they're far away.
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- Oh, I see, I see. - It still made me laugh. I'll give it to you, Grant. - Thank you.
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(buzzer sounds) - Fun in theory, but rarely happens. (Grant and Jess laughing) - Really good, Trapp, really good.
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As usual, your B is another person's A. I'll give you two points for that, bringing you to 15.
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Back to the board, and Jess, I believe the board is yours. - Let's do "sex with me" for five.
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- Wow. - Ooh. - "Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger." (buzzer sounds) Grant.
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- It's gonna taste sweet and just a little bloody. (all laughing) (buzzer sounds) I heard an "ooh" from the crew.
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- I'll give it to you, Grant. I don't want to, but I will. - I had an alt on that.
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Sweet and a little fatty. - Oh. I like it, Jess, I'll give you that point as well.
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(buzzer sounds) - Sticky fucking meat. (all laughing) - I wouldn't, except that I've already like, traced this line around the three of you, and so I think I'm obligated to give you the point.
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- Okay. - One for you, Trapp. Grant. - I want them all between the buns.
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(Jess sputters) - The thing I like most about yours, Grant, is the way you stare daggers into me when you're done.
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It's almost like you dare me. To let you know, I will give you the point.
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- Disappointing. - [Sam] Jess. - Enjoyed by little freaks. (all laughing) - I like that a lot, Jess.
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I'll give that point to you for sure. Let's go back to the board, oh, Jess.
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- On the menu at a crappy diner. (all laughing) - Jess, that's actually layered.
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Just like maple syrup on a hamburger. I'll give you two points, bringing you to 23.
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- Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger. Nobody wants a taste.
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- Woo! - Yes, that's good, Trapp. I'll give you the point. Grant. - Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger.
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Everybody wants a taste. (Sam laughs) - Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger.
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Some people want a taste. (Sam laughs) - Neither of you. Back to the board.
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- I'll do "are you a" for five. - "Are you a State of the Union Address?" (buzzer sounds) Grant.
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- Because you're really, really long. - That is funny, Grant. - I'm glad. - I will give you two points, bringing you to 12.
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- 'Cause you've got me half-standing. (Grant and Jess laughing) - Yes. Very funny. I will give you two points, bringing you to 19.
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(buzzer sounds) Grant. - Because you've got Nancy Pelosi covered in white. (all laughing) - When you approach someone at a bar, what do they think you mean when you say Nancy Pelosi?
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- They think I'm referring to Nancy Pelosi. The Speaker of the House. Frankly, a hero of American democracy that is underdiscussed Not as far to the left as I'd like her to be.
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Terribly effective as a speaker with an unruly caucus at the moment that she's frankly doing a lot to keep in line, and in this context- - The man gets up from the bar and leaves.
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(all laughing) - I'm gonna give you two points, Grant. Grant, what'll it be? - Hey, you know what?
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"Sex with me" for one. - [Crew Member] I'm good at that. - Child's play.
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- "Sex with me is like a fire drill." - Nobody takes it seriously. (all laughing) - Two points for Jess.
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Either of you? (Mike humming) Here I thought this was an easy one. - It's gonna cause a ringing in your ears.
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- Oh, damn. Sexy. I'll give you the point, Jess. - Very sexy. (buzzer sounds) - Grant. - There might be a Dalmatian.
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- Now, what do you mean by that? (Jess laughs) - You know what, Grant?
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I'll give you the point. - Incredible. - Sure. That brings us to Jess. - "Threesomes are like" for two.
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- "Threesomes are like a tandem bicycle." (Mike chuckles) (buzzer sounds) Grant. - Everybody gets a ride twice.
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- Yes. A little mathematical to boot, Grant. I'll take it, two points. - One more person than you're used to.
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(all laughing) - That's really good. - Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.
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I'll give it to you, Trapp. - Someone's gonna have a view of a butt the whole time.
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(all laughing) - Straight down the middle, Jess, two points. Grant. - When I picture them, I picture them in Amsterdam.
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- What? - I love that, Grant. I do picture them in smaller European countries.
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Two points for you, bringing you to 19. - Hard to tell how much the other person is into it.
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(Grant and Jess laughing) - I'll give that to you, Trapp, yeah. One point, bringing you to 22.
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(buzzer sounds) Grant. - There's a really long chain. Do you see? - Oh, I like it, Grant.
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I'll give you the point, it's a pun. Sorry, could you do that for just 30 more seconds?
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- Yeah, do you see? There's a person here and a person here. - [Sam] Sure.
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- Hm. - [Sam] I'll give you the point, bringing you to 20. - It's important to wear protection.
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- I like it, Jess. It is important to wear protection. - Yeah. - I'll give you the point, bringing you to 29.
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We're back to the board. I think we're all the way back to you, Trapp.
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- Let's do "sex with me" for two. - "Sex with me is like running a marathon." - You're gonna be bragging about it for the rest of your life.
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(Jess laughs) - I like that a lot. (buzzer sounds) I'll give you two points, bringing you to 24.
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Grant. - You're gonna need to suck some goo by the end of it. (all laughing) - Another "oof." - Another "oof" from the crew.
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Incredible. - They're loving you from the crew. Gross and I like it. I'll give you two points, bringing you to 22.
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(buzzer sounds) Trapp. - You're gonna rise early. - Oh. - Yeah, I'll give it to you.
Speaker A
- This implies the other person has a penis. - Absolutely. (buzzer sounds) - It's repetitive.
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(Mike laughs) - Sure, Jess, I'll give you the point. Trapp. - I don't know why anyone does it.
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(Grant and Jess laughing) - I'll give you the point, Trapp, bringing you to 26.
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- You're gonna want to give up halfway through. (Mike laughing) - That's very funny, Jess, I like that a lot.
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I'll give you two points, bringing you to 32. - If you search on the internet, you'll find a video of a lady shitting herself in the middle of it.
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- What? Oh my God! (Jess screams) Oh my God. - I don't know what you're winning at exactly, Grant, but there's like a different game that you're destroying.
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- Sure. - That was pretty good. - I'm gonna give you three points, bringing you to 25.
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Let's get out of here, Jesus. That brings us to Grant. - "Threesomes are like" for three.
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- "Threesomes are like" for three. "Threesomes are like a turducken." Jess. - Greasy. (Mike and Grant chuckling) - That's probably true, I'll give you the point, Jess.
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Trapp. - Everyone's getting stuffed. - Oh. - Everyone is getting stuffed. One point. Grant.
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- Threesomes are like a turducken, they're unnatural. - Oh. - This is Grant's Puritan side coming out.
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- Playing the part of a conservative preacher. - What happened to Nancy Pelosi not being left enough?
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- I'll give you the point, Grant. (buzzer sounds) - It's about three souls coming together to create one beautiful thing.
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- Jess. How moving. - Yeah. If you're a turducken fan, that makes a lot of sense.
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I'll give you two points. Trapp. - Threesomes are like a turducken, I've never had one.
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(Grant laughs) - I like that a lot, Trapp. Two points, bringing you to 29.
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Grant. - Threesomes are like a turducken, there's a duck there. (sparse laughter) - It's like you're burrowing lasers to my brain.
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- I fucking dare you to give me point. - I will not take your bait.
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We're going back to the board. Now belongs to Jess. - Did we do "are you a" for one?
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- "Are you a flip phone?" (buzzer sounds) Trapp. - 'Cause you got my fingers busy.
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- That was quick on the draw, Trapp, very well done. I'll give you two points, bringing you to 31.
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Grant. - Because I had you in the early 2000s. (all laughing) - So in this scenario, you go up to someone 'cause you recognize them?
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- As someone I had sex with in the early 2000s. - Yes, I will give you the point.
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(buzzer sounds) Jess. - Because you have a snake that keeps getting longer and longer.
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- Jess! My God. Two points. (buzzer sounds) Grant. - Are you a flip phone?
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'Cause I'm gonna shove the antenna inside. (Jess laughs) - You have gotten more crew "ooh"s in this episode than ever before in Game Changer history.
Speaker A
- Hey, crew, go fuck yourselves. (all laughing) - It's back to the board for Trapp.
Speaker A
- All right, let me do "sex with me" for four. - Sex with me for 400.
Speaker A
It's time for another mini-game. It's the old CollegeHumor classic, "Sex Toy or Dog Toy?" This time, with an expert to help us determine what the sex toys and dog toys are.
Speaker A
- If this isn't a dog, I'm gonna be furious. - Introducing now, Grant O'Brien's favorite porn star, Ty Mitchell.
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(Mike laughing) - Oh my God. - Hi, baby. - Oh my God. Holy shit.
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Sam, I would have been trying harder at this game if I'd known I was trying to impress someone the whole time.
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- No, you were, I was one of those "ooh"s. - This is incredible. - You making us lots of money, baby?
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- Yeah, I'm doing my best, I'm trying. - This just became painful, watching Grant flirt.
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- And speaking of painful, let's take a look at those sex toys. - Thank you for that brilliant transition.
Speaker A
The scores headed into this mini-game: Trapp with 31, Grant with 27, and Jess, far in the lead at this point, with 37.
Speaker A
First up, this item. Ty, let me ask you before I throw it to our players, what do you think, sex toy or dog toy?
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- I think this is very obviously a sex toy. It's definitely for a part of an anatomy that I don't possess, but I could see how you could misunderstand this to be a dog toy.
Speaker A
- Mike Trapp, what do you say? - I'm gonna say it's a sex toy.
Speaker A
- Grant O'Brien? - So when you were filming "The Cock Destroyers." (all laughing) I'm gonna say a sex toy, you know, I'm not really playing anymore.
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(all laughing) - So dirty, Grant. - Yeah, I am. Oh God. - I'm in the middle of something.
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Sex toy, yes. - I've got three sex toys and three corrects. That's points for all three of our contestants.
Speaker A
Ash, could you bring out the next sex or dog toy, please? We'll do a quick swap.
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(Mike laughs) - And Ty, before we get going, what do you think? - I think this is very plainly, obviously a sex toy.
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- Okay. - Good for a pleasuring two at once. - [Sam] Ah, yes. - You have to be careful with these things.
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I think they do come cheaply. - Hey, I come cheaply. - I don't. (all laughing) - Fuck, he's even good at that.
Speaker A
- I'm crying a little bit. - Want to cry a little harder? (all laughing) - Hot damn! - Give him a point.
Speaker A
- That's a point for Ty. Let's get Ty back in one of your roles.
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- Truly. - Trapp, what do you think, sex toy or dog toy? - I'm gonna say dog toy for this one.
Speaker A
I do think it looks very sex-toy-like, but I'm gonna go dog toy. - Okay, Grant.
Speaker A
- I agree with Ty, I think that's for two holes. - [Mike] There's three knobs.
Speaker A
- Well, then you can put a third hole anywhere you want. - Jess, what do you think?
Speaker A
- I would give that to my dog, so I'm gonna say dog toy. - So we have dog toy, sex toy, dog toy.
Speaker A
It is in fact a dog toy. That's points for Trapp and Jess, and not for Grant.
Speaker A
- I could use that as a sex toy, though. I don't know why I looked right at you.
Speaker A
I don't know what to do right now. - Let's bring on the next one, Ash.
Speaker A
- Let's place this on my windowsill. - Yes, Ty brought these all from home.
Speaker A
Here we've got this lovely little item here. Ty, what does your better judgment tell us?
Speaker A
- I knew I'd see some avocados when visiting Los Angeles. - Of course. - It's definitely not a sex toy for a particularly well-endowed individual.
Speaker A
- Yes, right. - I don't want to like, clock you or anything. - I am a small man.
Speaker A
- So you might assume that this is a dog toy, but I'm gonna have to say, based off my expert opinion, this is definitely a sex toy.
Speaker A
- Trapp, what do you think? - I do think this one is harder than the other ones, but I think that the hole on the bottom to me reads as like, "put peanut butter in me," not "put dick in me."
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So I am gonna say that's a dog toy? - Dog toy. All right, Grant, what do you think?
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- Sam, I know you. - Yes. - And I feel like this is maybe a trick.
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- Really? - I'm gonna say that's a cat toy (Mike and Jess laughing) because I think that looks like the kind of thing you could put catnip inside of.
Speaker A
- Grant, you dare to think I would change the game on you just like that?
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- Yeah, I do think that Sam. Yes, that's what I do think. - Jess, what do you think?
Speaker A
- I'm going to say that it is a dog toy. - The answer is a dog toy.
Speaker A
- Hm. - Mm-kay, mm-kay. - Let's swap this out, please. - [Jess] Oh my goodness.
Speaker A
- Come now, Sam. - Come now? - Come now. - Well, you can with this.
Speaker A
- Ty, you've been very consistent so far. What do you think, sex toy or dog toy?
Speaker A
- I know what this looks like. (all laughing) It looks like a dog toy, I know.
Speaker A
But Sigmund Freud wrote a lot about this device. - Sure, yeah. - Sure, daddy. - It's a daddy toy.
Speaker A
- What I'm saying is that it's a sex toy per se, you know, kind of, but more of a like, sex device.
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- Yes. - Sex tool. - [Sam] Yes, yes, yes. - Sex tool. - [Grant] Yeah. - Thanks, Grant.
Speaker A
- Hey, I've got your back. (Mike laughs) - Trapp, what do we think? - I'm going to say sex toy.
Speaker A
- Where are you putting that? - I'm not putting it anywhere, but I think some people can get creative with that.
Speaker A
I'm gonna say sex toy. - Grant, what do you think? - Sam, I think you're screwing with us.
Speaker A
I think you could put that on the corner of like, a wall, and your cat could rub up against it and spread its scent, and that's what all the teeth for.
Speaker A
So I think that's a cat toy. - [Sam] Jess. - The idea of putting that in my vagina.
Speaker A
- Don't knock it till you try it. - I think that is a dog toothbrush.
Speaker A
I think you would put toothpaste on it and it would clean their teeth. - Oh, wow.
Speaker A
(all laughing) - Or you could stick it up their butt. - Three great guesses, only one of them right.
Speaker A
Jess, it is a dog toy. (toy squeaks) - Oh, well. - That doesn't prove anything.
Speaker A
(all laughing) - Ash, can you bring it the next one, please? - I would love this color of a sex toy.
Speaker A
- Oh, now this is hard. - This is hard. - What do you think, Ty?
Speaker A
(all laughing) - This is a tricky one. - I know. - It's really throwing a curve ball.
Speaker A
- I know. - I'm here as an expert. - Yes. - Mm-hm. - I'm here as an expert to influence how you all play the game.
Speaker A
- [Sam] Yep. - And so I want you to take my opinion seriously that this is a dog toy.
Speaker A
- Hm. - Interesting, the first time that Ty has said "dog toy" this entire game.
Speaker A
- I'm sorry, I mean, it's a toy for when you're pretending to be a dog.
Speaker A
- Oh. - Oh. - Thank you for the clarification, Ty, that was helpful. - I thought it was obvious.
Speaker A
- [Sam] Trapp, what do you think? - I'm gonna say sex toy. - Grant, thoughts?
Speaker A
- Yeah, I still think that's like a, see? So I think it's a sex toy, please continue.
Speaker A
I won't give my reasoning. - Jess. - I think it's a sex toy and I will give my reasoning.
Speaker A
I think you take your penis on a little walk. (all laughing) It does a little pee-pee outside and you bring it back in.
Speaker A
- And that's how you meet the other penis owners in your neighborhood, chat a little bit.
Speaker A
- Three sex toys, three correct. - Woo! - Ash, could we have our last object please?
Speaker A
(Mike laughs) - Ooh. - Ty, what do you think, sex toy, dog toy? - I think you could see how this would be a dog toy in the sense that it's a ball, which dogs famously love.
Speaker A
- It's their whole deal. - But I wouldn't play with a dog with an electronic ball unless it was an electronic dog, popular in the early 2000s.
Speaker A
- The future's a crazy place. - I'm gonna just make it clear that this is a sex toy in my expert opinion.
Speaker A
- What do you think, players? Starting with Trapp. - Now, I don't know what this is.
Speaker A
- 50-50 shot. - I'm going to say dog toy. - Grant, what do you think?
Speaker A
- It's got to be a sex toy, right? - I think a lot of stuff like this is more cat toy stuff.
Speaker A
There's a lot of like, automated shit, where it's like, "yeah, I have a dog, but I can't be bothered to do anything with it, so get me a little robot that can like, drop treats everywhere." - Trapp's right, I'm gonna say that's a cat toy.
Speaker A
Sam, I think you're screwing with us, that's a cat toy. - Grant digging his own grave even further into the ground.
Speaker A
Jess. - I mean, I'd sit on it. (all laughing) But I think it's a dog toy.
Speaker A
- How about that reveal, Ty? This is in fact a sex toy. - No. - Oh.
Speaker A
- It doesn't have like, a ton of depth, actually. So it's perfect for you, Sam.
Speaker A
(all laughing) - Thank you so, so much. - Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker A
- For coming all this way to be our expert. The scores headed out of that mini-game are: Trapp with 35, Grant with 30, Jess with 42.
Speaker A
- Wow. - Wow. - Grant, what do you say? - I'm gonna go with "are you a" for two.
Speaker A
- "Are you a Tim Burton movie, because?" (buzzer sounds) Trapp. - You're a hot topic.
Speaker A
Doesn't make any sense, move on. - It makes just enough sense for me to give you a point, Trapp.
Speaker A
(buzzer sounds) Jess. - Because I bet you were better 20 years ago. (Sam clapping) - [Sam] This is a diss, Jess?
Speaker A
- Yeah. - You're negging. - You're negging them, you're cutting them down to size.
Speaker A
- They go, "ooh, she's a bitch." - I'll give you a point. Back to the board.
Speaker A
- I'll take what's remaining. I'll take "threesomes are like," five. - It's the final mini-game.
Speaker A
- Oh my goodness. - Oh boy. - Here's how this is gonna work, gang.
Speaker A
We call this "Sex Moves." I'm gonna give you the name of a sex move, you tell me what that sex move describes.
Speaker A
These are not real sex moves, these are made up sex moves. You just tell me what you think they could represent.
Speaker A
I'll pick my favorite, there are three of them altogether. Number one, "the windshield wiper." Starting with Trapp.
Speaker A
- That's where you swipe your dick back and forth in front of your lovers glasses.
Speaker A
(all laughing) - Oh my God. - Grant. - It's when you have sex on top of a lot of crushed up bugs.
Speaker A
- Another crew "oof." Jess. - It's when there are two penises and boobies, and the penises windshield wipe the boobies.
Speaker A
- I liked all three of those, but especially Trapp's, and so, Trapp, I will give you two points.
Speaker A
Number two, "the hometown hero." Starting with Grant. - The hometown hero is when you have sex in Columbus.
Speaker A
- Grant's hometown. Not a bad answer, I don't think. I'll go to Jess next.
Speaker A
- The hometown hero is when your lover is lying on their stomach and you plant a flag in their butt hole.
Speaker A
(all laughing) - I think that's The War of 1812. - Trapp. - The hometown hero is when you sort of check out for awhile, but then come when no one expects it.
Speaker A
(all laughing) - That's very good, Trapp. I will give you that as well. Ooh, Trapp's sneaking up on Jess a little bit.
Speaker A
Finally, gang, it's "nineteening." The number "nineteening," beginning with Jess. - Nineteening is when you're 30 and you lie about your age (all laughing) to have sex with a 20 year old.
Speaker A
- Very good, I will go to Trapp next. - Nineteening is a 69 but taken down about 50 notches.
Speaker A
(Jess laughs) - Sounds about right. Grant. - It's when you have sex in an NYU dorm for the first time, but you say you're very experienced.
Speaker A
(Jess sputters) Like me, like me. It's a story about me. - Very funny across the board.
Speaker A
I think I'm gonna to give this one to Trapp, too. The scores at the end of our game: Trapp with 42, Grant with 30, Jess with 43.
Speaker A
- Ow! - Wow. - That means that Jess is the winner of this episode.
Speaker A
Jess, you win all of the sex toys and dog toys featured in this episode. - Oh my God.
Speaker A
- You have to remember which one's which. (Jess laughs) - I am Sam Reich, reminding you that sex with me is like Game Changer itself, it's now streaming on Dropout.
Speaker A
Good night. (audience clapping) (dramatic music)
Topics:Game ChangerDropoutSam ReichMike TrappGrant O'BrienJess Rosscomedy game showimprovword gameshumor
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